The F Plus - klap: Friday Morning w/ Pooner & The Snizz

Episode Date: September 25, 2020

Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance.

Hey, hey, it's Booner and the Snizz. Coming back, yeah, on Power 102.9 FM. K-L-A-P, The Clap. It's 15 minutes past the hour with a crisp 64 degrees outside the studio. Just thought we'd get to today's news after a quick rundown of our court-ordered recognizance. That's right, the Snizz. As mentioned before the break, we're fresh off our FCC suspension for, among other things, invoking riots, attempting a federal coup d'etat during the weather report, accepting payola, accepting crayola, accepting peyote,

breeding several endangered species in the studio and making them fight. That was a cuckoo morning. Reporting an amber alert because I forgot where I parked my car and forgetting to change the red bulbs on our broadcast tower lights, resulting in an FCC fine of $25,000. $25,000, well-paid $1,000. $25 well-paid thousand dollars. It was worth it. Now it's time to take a pause for the cause. Starting with our very own 102.9 FM alums.

That's right. Angry Dave and their schmuck with a toxic masculinity power hour arguing about sports every day all day because we don't dare look inward and discover what we're truly unhappy with. Also, we're thankful for the support from... Sluts and Sandwiches. Does the brothel leave you happy but hungry? Feel like this pizza place could use some erections?

Come on down to Sluts and Sandwiches. Because Hooters was too subtle. The health department was forced to drop their case. So come on down for the grand reopening. Also brought to you by Iron Schlong's Boner Builder 5000. You shouldn't have to choose between waking up in the morning or taking ED medication. Try Iron Schlong's Boner Builder 5000, the energy drink that'll leave you stoked to stroke. I bet you the old Mrs. Schniz is pretty happy about that one.

Oh, yeah, we separated back in September. But, yeah, it's a nice one. Mrs. Schniz, I just want you to know anytime you want to talk, I will walk beside you and be your friend. There's also the nice folks over at thefpl.us that are having another one of those 24-hour fun strataganzas with Garbage Day 3. Is it 3? 24 Terrible Hours for Garbage Day 3. Garbage Year 1. 1.

That's it. Okay. So they'll be putting themselves through a whole lot of sleep deprivation to raise some money for the National Network of Abortion Funds. They're inviting you to join them in the Thunderdome. The Thunderdome. With all the old favorites from, uh, it just

says the internet right here. Well, whatever that means, they're sure to have a good time on Saturday October 24th. So please join those good kind-hearted folks as they give a little bit back to their community. Alright, thefbl.us on October 24th. So please join those good kind-hearted folks as they give a little bit back to their community. Alright, thefbl.us on October 24th. Be there! And as we exit September, entering Rocktober, which

directly leads to Bon-Jovember. Don't touch that dial! Unless you lube up first. Up next, we've got Amy Grant right after a double shot of DC Talk on The Clash.