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King Lou Fernandez - How to Survive a Freestyle Rap Battle Jack Chick - How to Become Pope Lemon - How to Report Illegal Immigrants Kumquatxop - B.A.B.E.S. (Bay Area Bug Eating Society) Don't walk on the table, Jack. Heat 1 | Heat 3 | Heat 4 | Final Heat

Portland, Oregon, I did not come here to deprive you of wikiHow. Portland, Oregon, I came to your city to bring you more wikiHow. Buddy Bread, who are our next players? He's a full-time doula and part-time men's rights advocate, hailing from my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack. Also Long Island, New York, King Lou Fernandez! Come on down! Come on down!

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the state our next guy was twitching with unexplained hate he gnashed and he howled with a big grumpy frown from Shitbeard, New Hampshire Jack Chick, come on down! From Mayochup, Minnesota Our next competitor enjoys historical Star Wars reenactments And competitive ass vaping His likes His likes?

His likes are bitching, and his dislikes are whatever you like. Lemon! Come on down! Come on down! Hey, give it the fuck up for Robin! He is the assistant editor of Myth Aficionado magazine and recently took a vow of silence,

hailing from Stupid Shoes, North Dakota, come quatsa! Come on down! All right! King Lou Fernandez! Hello. Hello. Hello. Lou, are you ready to press the button?

Okay. Absolutely. Then press the button. This is very exciting Lou Fernandez your topic is how to survive a freestyle rap battle. Fantastic. Well, we lose. Thank you, sir.

Begin. Okay, all right. Hi, everybody. Hello, how are you? All right, everyone. I want everyone to know we're going to discuss how to survive a freestyle rap battle. Rap battles can be a great opportunity for a rapper to showcase their talents. In a rap battle, the rapper with the best delivery lyrics and crowd response usually wins.

By writing your own rap songs, freestyling as often as possible, staying relaxed and feeling the energy of your crowds. You'll not only survive these battles, you'll thrive. Rising to the top of the heap, as is often said in rap songs. Oh, wait. How is this? Oh, I see.

Wait, I don't see. Oh, I see. Oh, brother.'t see. Oh, I see. Oh, brother. All right, part one, training your brain. Study videos online of battles. Check out websites like Wrapped FM. Study some freestyle raps done by accomplished artists who are well-known for their rap battles. You can learn a lot from rappers like Idea,

Atmosphere, Tech9, AMB, Nas, Eminem, Tupac, Biggie, Jin and Biggie. And Plies. And good battles to look up include the Blaze Battles from HBO, Scribble Jam,

among others. There's also a scene in the movie 8 Mile that is good. I've never heard of that. That was free-form freestyle movie-making. They just set the cameras up and let them go. It is a great representation of what freestyle

rap battle is really like. Pay careful attention to the techniques those artists use in battle and try to mirror them, which will help you enhance your own techniques Look for any upcoming rap battles in your area Checking out live performances can give you an idea of the kind of energy environment freestyle artists must learn to perform in Meet single battlers in your area

It's, yeah. It's a lot like this. Rap battles can get pretty intense, especially when you're on the spot. Rap number two, write rap songs. It's part of a rap battle. Not rap dances. You know, it's not fair to freestyle when you've written it.

Write down anything that comes to mind and try to rhyme it. Write rap lyrics and then choose the best rhymes to go with them. Consider getting a rhyming dictionary. The ability to write an effective battle rhyme will aid when it comes to the battle. Note some rappers don't write everything

down. They keep everything in their head so they can only talk about what's quote unquote real. Don't try to force rhymes all the time. Just let it come naturally and do your best. Number three is of course learn to play the trumpet

because of course it's not for the rapping it's just so they can get laid yeah that's right yeah and let all the people who learn to play the trumpet and let all those people know who's boss. MatPat has more information on his YouTube, quote-unquote, breaking wiki how trumpeting like a boss is a good cure. This makes no sense. Playing the trumpet will distract them and guarantee your victory.

And arouse. Totally true. Totally true. That would be a surprise. A lot of rap battles are showing a secondary skill that people might not expect. I mean, I feel like maybe if they picked up the trombone, that might escalate it a bit.

Lou, I think once again you're confusing rap battles with Miss America pageants. Check my style. The four, play basketball. Sports and rap may be completely unrelated, but a sport like basketball

requires a lot of improvised movement that will help you further train your brain and help with your performance. That's actually a great rhyme. Train and brain, just for the future. Sports can help your brain learn to flip a switch and get in the zone.

This is an important technique to learn to block and distract and perform under pressure when your moment arrives. I mean, I'm heating up. Perform under pressure when your moment arrives. I mean, I'm heating up. Five, practice. Practice freestyling. Rapping without pre-written lyrics on the spot or impromptu should be done anytime, anywhere, and as much as you can.

While you're at it, practice freestyling battle rhymes, even if it means looking at a photo and thinking about an ex. What rhymes with Linda? Should I practice that along with the trumpet? If you're going to come up with some wicked, mean trumpet to trumpet at somebody. Or should I just not practice the trumpet?

You want to confuse them, right? You've got to know how to play the trumpet. You want to confuse them, right? You've got to know how to play the trumpet. Do whatever you can to come up with clever new ways to insult. Whenever you think you've run out of freestyle, things to freestyle about, just keep going. The longer you force yourself to rap without giving up, the stronger and more flexible you become mentally.

Number two, forming your battle plan. Outline your performance. You won't have time to write it down, but you need to learn to mentally outline your performance while you wait your turn. In between each round of a rap battle, you have a few minutes while your opponent takes their turn. Make the most of your time by figuring out your ideas and how to organize them

in your next verse. Figure out which line is your best. You may have to choose which one to lead with or save it until the end. Learning how to highlight your best disses will make them stand out and be more memorable and help you win over the audience.

Number two. Okay, ignore the last five guys line, but the next line is pretty funny. I really liked your rap about me. It was mean. Number two. Use strategy. Don't come at every opponent of a rap battle the same. Figure out your method to take down your opponent before they go on stage.

By doing your homework and studying the competition, you can find weaknesses to exploit. Read The Art of War by Sun Tzu. That's right. That's right. Oh, Jesus Christ. For years, businessmen have used the art of war to develop the strategic thinking about being successful. The same methods can help you be better, too.

You may want to choose to go after your opponent right away or defuse any attacks you think they are planning to come at you with. Self-criticism may be unexpected by the opponent because, you know, when shitting on yourself is really the first step. It can help you be better at battle too. Self-chrism can be explained by that. In 8 Miles, Final Battle Rap,

for example, BB Rabbit was put to spit first and decided to insult himself before Papa Doe got a chance. Yet, I'm white. Yeah, I'm a bum. I do it at trailer to save my mom. The boy featured Uncle Tom.

Uncle Tom? Yeah. That was insane. Luke Fernandez! King Luke Fernandez! I'll be available for rap battles after the show. I wrote this. Freelance rap battle coach Lou Fernandez.

Jack Chick! Jack! Okay. Fantastic. Fantastic. Well, that went as well as expected. I love that you thought that was a good idea. I'll just get up on this table here Yeah

And the normal thing will happen When I get up on a bar table FYI that table is not very sturdy Oh you're kidding Oh I had no idea You colluded with that table to steal my thunder Not a stepping table I dislike it

Jack Chick are you ready to press the button in a responsible way? I mean, no. The button is on a table. When you're ready, press that button. Let's go, Whammy. That was nuts. It's exciting.

It's exciting. That's exciting. A wrestler. Jack Chick! Please tell us! Jack Chick, please tell us how to become both! The Pope is the head of the Catholic Church and since 1929, he is also the head of the world's smallest sovereign state, the Vatican. Technically,

the only requirements to become Pope are that you are male and a practicing Catholic. However, since Pope Urban in 1378, no Pope has been elected outside of the College of Cardinals. To become Pope, begin by becoming a priest and working your way up through the Catholic hierarchy until you are elected by your peers.

Checks out. Why do I need this whole doc for this? Part one, becoming a priest. Step one, become a Catholic. Step one, become a Catholic. That's why we invited you here, everybody. Are you all saved? Truth is, we've been with God.

We've always been behind him. So that's what you've all been doing wrong, right? You haven't been Catholic. Is this part of the dark carnival? So, like, do I really need to go through what the fuck it takes to become a Catholic? Yes. Alright.

To become Pope, you must be both male and Catholic. If you're not born into the Catholic faith, you will need to convert. This process is called the rite of Christian initiation. I mean that, too. This is a process that will take time. You need to become educated in the Catholic faith and the ways of the church. This process is called catechism. You will need to be baptized. This occurs after your education is finished. Becoming a Catholic is an exploration of faith. You must be guided and mentored, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Step two, consider your calling.

Being a priest is not just a job, it's a lifestyle. Nice. So, I became a priest, and I was like, I'm just a priest, but like, I'm not really, it's not really into, like, I wish I had a reason to be a priest. So, Lemon, you know that priests are not allowed to marry or engage in sexual activity, right?

I didn't, That sounds great. Okay, yeah. No, I know. That's obviously super good. Yeah, no, exactly, right? So, spend some time considering your vocation. You should consider your gifts. Are you compassionate? Is your faith strong? Do you hate sex? These are some important qualities for a priest.

Get some advice. Talk to your own priest. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. Okay. Step three. Take a leadership role. As you get older, you can begin to more actively consider whether a career as a spiritual leader is right for your life. Around the world, many dioceses offer leadership programs for Catholic youth.

Ask your local priest if this is an option for you. Many of these programs offer, whatever, I don't care. Uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Step four, get an education. Yeah! Yeah! You must learn. I mean, if I know one thing about faith,

right, it's super duper predicated on education. Corinthians 1.1, read a book, read a book, read a motherfucking book. Corinthians 1.01. I forgot that that was right before Gimme That Christian Side Hug. Get an education. It'll be useful to take classes in a foreign language. The Pope is an international figure, so communication is an excellent skill to learn.

Especially if you actually become Pope. But not otherwise. Naturally, to do this, talk to your guidance counselor. Most high schools have a guidance counselor. So, you know... How old are you? If you're out of high school school go to a fucking high school and talk to the goddamn guidance counselor

you shithead every pope started in high school what are you waiting for well you're not the pope yet you have to so it's it's cool it's cool just you know it's fine step five continue your learning. You will need to go to either a traditional college or seminary to become a priest.

To enter a seminary, you need either a high school diploma or a GED. I have no idea who this is targeted to anymore. Step six, choose the right education. You don't want to go to one of those liberal arts colleges that might teach you about the humanities. Your spiritual journey is important, so it's a big choice to decide where to hone the skills you need to follow your project. ITT tech.

I mean, that's the end of that chapter. Alright, part two, step one. Be an effective priest. Once you become a priest, you want to make sure... E-C-C-I-P. Once you become a priest, you want to make sure that you excel at your job.

This is the best way to earn a promotion in the ranks of the church. A good priest is dependable and helps the members of his church and the community. Yeah, now step two, hone your people skills. After you are a priest, you earn the designation monseigneur. This means you need to make a good impression of people who are in leadership positions above you. So you're fucking expected to, you know, treat the people above you well. That's weird. Step three, become a bishop.

Nice. Oh, okay. You gotta level up. A bishop is essentially the chief priest, or pastor, of a diocese. A diocese is a territory of whatever. Step four, become cardinal. I mean, this is just a fucking hierarchy.

All right. Let's go to the community Q&A here. Question, can I meet the pope? All right. Let's go to the community Q&A here. Question. Can I meet the Pope? Community answer. Yes, but it would have to be at a designated greeting, which can be difficult. Question.

How do they make the smoke black or white? Jez. According to Michael Jackson, it doesn't matter if the smoke is black or white. Question. I hated that joke so much. What? He was the king of pop.

Question. What did Pope Francis do before he was elected? He was a cardinal. No fucking shit. Oh, snap! Sick burn! Question. Why can't we have an African pope? Community answer. There are not any laws against it.

Question. Can I become a pope as a Muslim? Fuck it. Let's give it a shot. Answer. No. That sounded like an HBO pitch. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Community answer. No. Nobody Wikihow is deemed to That's an HBO series To weigh in on that subject

Mr. Lou, there's a couple of shirts Underneath the chair that you're sitting in Could you hand those to me, please? Is anybody here like Lou Reads the Internet? Fantastic. Enjoy. Just remember, a vote for the person who gave you t-shirts of the different podcast.

Don't vote for the person whose t-shirts they are. Fucking next level shit. Fucking next level shit. Respect. I respect that. Fantastic. Jack Chick!

Jack Chick, everybody. Hey guys, do you want to vote for me? Here's somebody else's merch. Lemon! No! No! No! Yes, no, that's right.

You vote there. Even though that way seems really good. If you want me to catch you, you can walk on the table. I highly recommend stepping on the table. It's really solid. My brother bought me that beer. Lemon,

are you ready to press the big button? Fuck yeah, I'm ready to press the big fucking button. Which one of these are you the most excited about getting? Right there. That's what I want. Then big button. Fuck yeah, I'm ready to press the big fucking button. Which one of these are you the most excited about getting? Right there. That's what I want. Then big button. Hit the big button. Let's go.

Center my chakra. Here we go. Who built this software? Lemon! Wow! Lemon! Lemon, please inform this audience how to report illegal immigrants. For more years. For more years. Most illegal immigrants, also known as illegal aliens. Yes.

Undocumented immigrants and EWIs. Oh, fuck. Oh. Foul, foul. People cheat. Official complaint. While improper entry into the United States is a misdemeanor, unlawful presence,

living in America without proper legal status is only a civil offense. Just because someone is currently an illegal immigrant does not mean that they entered the country illegally. In the United States and other countries, illegal immigration rapidly... No, that's facts. Fuck that shit. Part number one. Identifying

illegal immigrants. Okay. So seeing as how this is being recorded, never make snap decisions based on appearance. In many countries, certain ethnic groups, certain ethnic groups. Even the microphones. There we go.

I'm good. I got it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay. Hey, the person's race. Ask yourself, would I honestly report someone who looks like me or only someone who looks different? If you would not, you're doing this for racist reasons.

Exactly. That's what I'm doing. Exactly. That's what I'm doing. The person's ability to speak your country's official language. Legal immigrants sometimes struggle with a new language for years. The person's job or lack thereof. A manual labor doesn't mean a foreign person is illegal.

It's always best to be safe. Look for definitive proof. Accusations that someone's an illegal immigrant aren't supported by some sort of evidence are baseless for much of a better chance of being taken seriously by law enforcement agencies.

And, more importantly, a better chance that you're correct in the accusation, gather evidence. Remember, when trying to find proof that someone's an illegal immigrant, don't do anything illegal yourself, except for if you're a sovereign citizen, nothing is technically illegal. Checkmate, Mexicans! Am I being detained? Am I free to go? Am I being detained? Am I free to go?

Am I being detained? Am I free to go? Why aren't you answering? Am I being detained? I'm recording this. I've put bulleted lists in my wikiHow article for no fucking reason. A background check raises suspicion. If the results of a normal legal

background check show that someone is not a legal citizen, you're justified in contacting the authorities. Consider hiring a private investigator or, if you live in the United States, running a free e-verify check via the Department of Homeland Security's website. That website, once again,

is lemonmadethis.fuckyoubitch. Jokes or brags by a person about his illegal status. Yeah, what's up? Yeah, it's hard for me to get health care. What, bitch? I fear ice every day. Fuck you. Fuck that.

Use available public records, government information that's freely available, and the public will can help inform your choice to report someone as an illegal immigrant. Particularly useful are court summons, which are available on the public record. Local immigration courts will have information about summons. Part two, reporting illegal immigrants to the proper authorities.

Protecting your freedom, you bitches. Lemon, what do I do if I've called so many times they won't take my call anymore? Report criminal illegal immigrants directly to the local police. Most illegal immigrants. Some take advantage of their off-the-grid status to engage

in serious crime. Wait, if I'm a sovereign citizen, don't I hate the police? Oh my god, contact ice. I hate the police when I try to stop you from doing it. Just throw that whole page away for being cursed. There's so much time left.

Don't skip. Apparently, you've never met a person who can vamp for ten minutes. All right. I have several silly voices. I have several silly voices. Silly voice number one. That was a really long heckle.

Can you write that down? Submit it to me. Thank you. I appreciate that. Please submit that directly to the local police. Lemon at T-H-E-F-P-L dot U-S. Illegal immigrants can and do contribute to a country through their work and consumption, as well as by paying some taxes. Another proposed fix would be to allow illegal immigrants to make contributions legally by lightening the restrictions on work visas.

No! No! What? Ugh. It's all falling away. the restrictions on work visas. No! No! What? Ugh! It's all falling away. Makes no sense. That sounds like communism to me. Uh, step number four,

be sure to vote. Just to show them how fun it is. Yes, I'm registered, and here is my address. Hey, Kumquatsop. Yes, hello. You got a question you want to ask me? Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. If someone's visa has run out, can I report that person? Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.

If someone's visa has run out, can I report that person? If you are absolutely certain that the person is overstaying his visa, it is up to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What should I do if I am married to the illegal immigrant? And he uses... Oh, a nightmare. And, and, and, and, and, and,

he uses many aliases and deals drugs. What? I don't... An alias like Lemon? It sounds like a great... Ask for 15%! Remove yourself from that situation to someplace safe

and anonymously report your spouse! But ignore them first! I'm done. How... I'm done. How do I... Yay! Just remember, vote Lemon and vote Fascism.

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Komquats Up, are you ready to press the big button? Oh, whammy! Kumquats up. You are reading babes or the Bay Area Boggy Society. Lucky. So lucky. Sergio Argonizzi. And the clock starts now. So proud. Thank you, thank you, Adam.

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It was November, which is characteristically the Wombatiklaus houching time. This fascinated creature leaves its Wondorororus purple cocoon in November. And I was sitting beneath the willow tree in November. Suddenly I felt a blip-bop on my head. And what is this? What in the name of all that is holy is this? I don't flip-flop on my head. And what is this? What in the name of all that is holy is this? I don't know. I thought of my mother.

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that had twisted itself into my joyous locks. Brown with streaks of mugwing-like gray, I felt the gooey tentaculars of the bug creature in my hand and looked down. It was the poison of the creature. I was doomed to die in three hours! Fantastic. How does Levo's over over there Jimmy Franks?

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and I finally had a full meal today. After nine days, I BBQ'd sausage, tons of chicken-flavored rice, and a salad, but ever since I woke up that day after the surgery, I have been acting weird. I had this boost of physical energy and mental awareness,

and I just see things differently, and the two days after the surgery, I ran two miles, and I hadn't ran a long while, and I started exercising, and doing sit-ups, and push-ups, and everything else. And I have more smarts, and I have goals, and I talk a lot at work, and I'm just more aware of everything. And I finally have a craving for bugs. I have a craving for bugs. I have a craving for bugs. I have a craving for bugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And they are crispy! I sprinkle them with powder sugar. I then put them in a flaky Ritz cracker. My name is Missy. Hey, when I was a young pop about 35, I had the queerest idea ever. I was a French food fanatic then, and I even had escargot for breakfast.

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Mazda! Mazda! Don't watch out! Yeah! Yeah! And now it is time for you to choose before...

Before we do that, I want to say that was the dumbest shit. Yeah. Really took the air out of my intro, but yeah. I know, but you know, that was the dumbest shit. Yeah. Really took the air out of my intro, but yeah. I know, but you know,

so there's maybe arguably one or two things that I'm good at. JavaScript and QA are not among them. This is what happens when you outsource. If hypothetically I might have fucked up launch today and made it so that you could vote twice. Oops.

I'm not saying that did happen. I'm just saying if hypothetically you noticed that happen, don't do it. Yeah. Honesty is very important tonight. Please go to the motherfucking.best and vote to the motherfucking.best and vote for the

motherfucking best. This is absurd. Oh, how weird. That's too funny. That is hilarious. I appreciate your support. It's ridiculous.

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Holy shit. Holy shit. All right. What a heat. That was, that was, that was not the experience that I expected, but definitely the result I expected. All right, here's the thing, motherfuckers. We're going to take about five minutes.

We're going to take about a five-minute break, longer than the last one, but about a five-minute break, longer than the last one, but about five-minute break. Go ahead, get yourself some beer. Once again, tip your bar staff very, very generously. Five minutes, we're going to be coming back with another heat of this thing.