The F Plus - out10: Braking Bad: Aliens Attack

Episode Date: February 2, 2013

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Walter White is hassing the peace fuel, but then Alan show up and hasting to compete with them now because drugs. Oh shit! Oh my god! My Netflix is getting weird. This is kind of short.

Can we read it? I want to read this so bad. Acer started out. Barthor's note. Write my first fic so it's telling me how you like it. Walter White was an outside to rake leaves to make the front yard less convert in leaves. Everything have been peaceful since Gus was dye

as in the color from poison. He sell some of the blue stuff on the side to make ends meet as in food. And his cancer was going to remission even more. Yay! It's more in remission! It's double remission!

The cancer is remitting the shit out of itself. Hold on to your butts. He looked up and seed a thing off on the horizon. What is that thing in the sky even dressing there? He wondered and stalked his goatee. He squinted his eyes so he could see more of it and realized it was an island spaceship from outer space. That's where these spaceships come from.

Yeah, that's the appropriate place for you. Oh, honey, that's one of them island spaceships. They're really solid construction. It was going real fastly when suddenly a crash out of the sky. Then he runs forwards to investigating the crash site. Before he got to where the Alan spaceship crash happened, he saw two Alan people come out from the rubble.

Walter White got afraid and ran back to where his house was. Walter White dialed 911, but then he screams, no, what if no, M drug deal, and put the phone down. I need as in to massage, to go

get a drink at the bar so I can cool my hands after what I seed, Walter said to the room. So he got, in the 1998 Mustang, he got from Mike as a piece, as in fragment, offering. And then he drived to where the bar was

also. Walter White is drinking brandy and thinking about what he just saw when he was raking leaf. Maybe it's just the raking bass. It's just that one leaf. He's just pushing it all around the yard. Angrily. Because Skyler just chewed him out about something. Leaf.

Damn it, I'm just trying to provide for my family. Maybe it's just a whole ocean of ocean from all the meth I've been doing, but wait, I don't actually do meth. I just sell it. Oh! Good point. Yeah. This is actually one of the better monologues from Breaking Bad.

Walter White is thinking as he sees the door open. Tony Soprano enters the room and luncheons with the Walter White. Yay! Awesome crossover. He's good in everything. Walter White look away and finishes his drink so he can go back to where his house is. Walter White said

hi to his son, Walter White Jr. when he got back in the house where he lives and then Walter White Jr. said hi too. Hi, Walter White Jr. Hi, Walter White. Walter White Jr. has become the head of the car since all

the Mexicans died in season 4 and they needing a new walks in the room and asks, did you hear about the Allens? And then Walter White said, yes, I saw what they were crash landed out in the desert. Walter White Jr. said, I heard everyone stopped buying

our meth because they want to get goo from the aliens now. And then Walter White said, Wait, there's aliens in the story? There's no aliens in the story. I think you mean Allens. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. From the Allens. And then

Walter White said, Is that Trueson? I have to... I will have to does negotiating with all those Allens. And you can hear the questioning in his voice. His voice. Man bat correctly spelled negotiating. That's true. Well. Boot.

So Walter White went to the Allens headquarters, which is at the junkyard where he made the drug deal with Tuco in season one. Walter White goaded to the leader of the Allens and said, Allens! Who? I!

I can make the most chemically pure goo you will ever find. Let me produce it for you, but then only under one condition. That you let Jesse help me man-u-fact

sure the stuff. Oh, come on, guy. You're laying it on a little thick at this point. Yeah. Don't care. And then the Alan said, okay, and showed him his lab area. Jesse was like, yo, Mr. White, we're making fat stacks of cheddar

from this new product, yo. It's a pretty good Pinkman impression. And then break... And then what? And then what happened? And then a bat was breaked. What happened? Sorry. What happened then?

I can't do it. We're going to tag someone in if you can't do it. Come on, please. No, I can't do it. Okay, all right. And then Breaking Bad said, I think so, my son, because Walter White was adopted Jesse after season four happened,

so he's his son now. Yeah. Do that next sentence, too. Walter White and Jesse Pinkson went underground to where Lab was to make goo. They mixed the right chemicals to gear to and pretty soon they

has what the aliens are trying to not make all this team. Poor Tex, finish it up. Oh, shit. What? Shriders. Hang on.

I have to click on the thing again. Hank Shrider. Mark Shradis. Shradiris. So, the very last... Yeah. Yep. Very last paragraph, yeah.

What? Okay. Meanwhile, Whoank Shradaris run a investigation to find out who's making the goo. Hank works for CIA now because he's earned

a promotion. He's now special elite narcotics investigator agent. Hank follows Walter White to work one day and finds out that he is work for the Allens! That's translated from German, maybe? You guys aren't gasping enough.

I gasped! Thank you. I'm shocked by the lack of gasping. I knew it to be true, because all along, he was trying to help Walter White, but knowing he is drugged, get angry at Walter White for blowing

their cover because Hank found out. Then one day, Allens take Walter White and Jesse Pinkson into desert. Why are you doing to us? Walter White tries to ask, but there's duct tape on his mouth so he can't.

Oh. How do you tell that to the camera? Subtitles? It was Chekhov's duct tape. Oh, that makes sense. Then Allens used telepathy to figure out that Walter White is saying

because your brother is CIA and we don't like to, Walter White said, Allens, you can't kill me, you need me. And then the Allens said, no. And. Walter White said, Alan, you can't kill me. You need me. And then the Alan said, No. And then Walter White said, Do whatever you do. What?

Because Jesse Jutz doesn't hurt my family. Walter White looked at one of the aliens in his face and he is wearing crutches like his son has and wonders, Why does Alan seeing my son crutches and then the Alan takes off his mask and it's Walter White Jr. Oh my god.

Do we continue? Yes. Wow. Walter White Jr. was a plant. This has 20 reviews. You'll buy the whole seat but you only need the echo. AMC, you've done it again.

Kudos to you. Alright. I think I'll just read the last one. Tell me what the... It's from Tell Me What The... And his review is, fuck happens next I'm gonna shit. Fair enough.