The Fighter & The Kid - 50 Cal Rifles, Fake Cauliflower Ears & Theo Von Rumors | TFATK Ep. 1190

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are back with another chaotic episode of The Fighter and The Kid. Bryan breaks down his wild Idaho trip shooting a massive 50 cal sniper rifle, Brendan reacts to Gina Carano vs Ronda Rousey and explains why the fight was never “fixed,” and the guys get into the internet rumors surrounding Theo Von and Joe Rogan.The episode also covers ChudTheBuilder’s courthouse shooting controversy, prank streamers taking things too far, Navy Super Hornet pilots colliding mid-air, fake cauliflower ear implants, John Travolta looking shockingly young at 72, James Franco’s Hollywood return, Jason Derulo’s insane house, K-pop mobs, rodeo culture, Texas, Fort Worth, and more.From MMA talk to comedy podcast chaos, TFATK covers Ronda Rousey, Gina Carano, Joe Rogan, Theo Von, James Franco, John Travolta, UFC, fighter culture, viral streamers, and the weirdest internet stories of the week.TrueWerk - The work doesn’t stop just because the weather changes. Upgrade to the T2 WerkPant and stay comfortable no matter what the day brings. Get 15% off your first order at https://truewerk.com/ with code fighter.O'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER that’s oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - See if you could save when you switch to Progressive. You’ll feel good about making a savvy choice. Visit https://www.progressive.com/ and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Monday afternoon, pal, it's 12.30 now. Yeah, you just chewed some twizzlers. You earned it. I had two of them. Yeah. I had two tacos and I had a little nicotine patch.

I do a three. Now, you do a three milligrams? I do a three and it gives me a little, it gives me a little thing. Now, I know a gal, she's 115. She's a fighter. And she was having seizures. And they were like, oh, man, you have brain, you know, this is a major problem.

And then somebody picked up the nicotine patches she was using. And they were from Russia. And he looked at her and he said, do you know these are 50 milligrams? 50? 50. And so she was having seizures? But was she doing nicotine all the time? Or she just started with 50?

She had just started with 50 and didn't know. Yeah. And so that was the problem. Now, I'm going to ask you this. Is she retarded? Well, she didn't, she didn't know. Then she just knew people were doing it. Say, oh, it's good for your brain.

So she's like taking shots. She's not in the UFC. She's a Muay Thai fighter. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, but she was like, I can't believe. That's an IQ test. Well, they didn't have the thing.

I think it was Russian. The guy knew the fighter goes, hey, hey, this is, I don't touch them. Yeah. That stuff from Sweden or Russia. Somebody gave it to her and she was like, all right. I guess. No way. Because these are good.

No. Do I tell you what? Chin had a little nice weekend. If you look at his IG. stories had a little date night. What? It's a little date. Hold on.

And then got his Tesla wrapped black little rap Tesla. Your dick sucks for jazz. You didn't mention anything, Brian. Well, you know what, Bob, I, I didn't notice. He didn't notice. He has no clue. I came down here and I went, that thing's shiny. It's black.

And I pulled right up against it. I go, it looks different. I'm so not a car guy that I didn't dawn on me that you, I don't know. It's just a color, though. It doesn't dawn on me that you can wrap a car still. Like I've never thought that that's a possibility But Chin, nice little weekend for you I see the date on your story

I see your car rat up Can I take that? Look at a story I think my stories are done They're gone right now I just looked at him I'm pretty sure they're gone No I just looked at them

So you got yourself Little Texas Philly huh No no no You get yourself a little Texas tail You know what I'm saying No you flew in a little I didn't fly her in you guys are wild Flew in a little live lobster tail

On Jet Suite X or something All that fighter and a kid money You pick her up in that cyber truck No, it wasn't wrapped at that time And say, get in, white devil There you go She's white girl White girl

Oh, she white girl Oh, she white She white Oh, we got some yellow on white crime Have you dated white before chin? Is your first white meat? Not dated, no Ooh, wait

Wait, wait Chim Polo to KFC said White meat only You always, you're always Asian You go Asian It's Asian and plus it's always Vietnamese for some reason Well listen

They're very attractive Yeah, yeah, they're really proud. As I get older, I have a real appreciation. Most older guys do. Yeah, most older guys start going. Asian women are gorgeous. Yeah, it's something in the water. When you get older, you just start turning into Asian.

White dudes, especially older white dudes. They love them. Yeah, older white dudes love them some Asians. But it's also like you can find, like, rub their feet and they're nice. You find it, you find a beautiful, you know, you find a beautiful Korean or Vietnamese. And the thing about those gals is they're accomplished, too. They're, they're not head cases. They're not headcases.

No, no, bro. That's why older white dudes like Asians because they shut their. You get yourself a doctor or something. I mean. But Chin, first time trying white meat. Oh my God, dude. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey, look at me.

You flew her in and it wasn't just for fish. I ain't flying any girl in, dude, no way. Oh, so she flew in on her own accord. She lives in, she just moved to London like a year ago while I moved to Texas. Okay. There's not going to be anything. We're just too far away. You can't do long distance?

Would you do a London, Texas? If I'm you, I would. Hey. Because there's no fish of jumping on the line. Here's what I would never do. Here's what I've never done. Here's what I've never done. Yeah.

Been on a date when she's in my town. Okay. She's in my town. So she took an Uber and a long plane ride. Okay. A lot of work. Here's what I never have done. I've never gone, you know, I'd make a move, but she lives too far away.

I do what's called living the fuck. moment. Yeah, it's good to live in the moment. That's right. Yeah. That's right. She's a good girl though. Did she get a, did she get a hotel? He doesn't kiss and tell. He's a job. Did she get a hotel? Hey. No, her family's over here. She was here visiting family. Oh, she was on, I was on the way, you know, to the airport. You were a pit stop. Yeah, you were a pit stop. It's all good, man. She wanted herself a giant Asian who can sing. I mean, she's a singer too. Really? Yeah, she's a singer too. Did you guys make, you guys You guys, wait for it?

Did you guys make sweet music again? No, man. It's all good. You know harmonized? You didn't harmonize? And by harmonize, I mean you're nuts in her mouth. Why are we naked? I hope she doesn't see this, dude.

Why are we naked together? You're white and I'm Asian. There's no color barrier. We never see color when the lights are off. A nice little weekend, though, for you. A little car wrap. Yeah, man. It's a good weekend.

Good weekend. It's a good weekend. Chin's had in a hot sack. I got a little scope bite. He talked to another human. Yeah, Brian, what the hell happened to your forehood? What's the scope bite? So I was out in Idaho and I went to, I went to a scope bite with the scope hits you in face.

Well, my boy, Brian Morgan over at Hat Creek Training is a place that if you're a civilian, you wouldn't know. But if you were a tier one operator like a Delta Force guy or an SAS guy or a Navy seal, you know all about Hat Creek training. Now, as soon as I hear that, you have no business been. I got zero business business. No, why would they invite you? Because, B, I got friends. Oh, you do have that. Oh, you have the Charles Manson.

We just need to take a knife at a couple more angles to that. You're not going to hold me down. You're not going to jiu-jits me. And, yeah. Oh, well, you know what would do? Do we do it like Inglores bastards? Yeah, I got a story about that. Remind me about my jiu-jitsu experience.

So I go out there. This is special ops? There's a 50 cow. There's a 50 cow. Big boy. Yeah. That's, and the rifle itself has got to be,

there's a picture of me holding it, and it's got a suppressor on it that's, I don't know, four feet long. But I'm still confused. You're there to suck the boys off after shooting? I am, what the fuck are you doing that?

I am there traveling concubine. Look at your face, dude. You must know. Yeah. Can you play this video real quick? You must know. But I'm going to send you a picture of holding the gun, just so you see it, Chin.

I'm going to send this to you. you because you need to see it. When you shoot 50 cars, you get that ridiculous scar. Look at my face. Yeah, don't wear your hat backwards either. And that's Colton McKivitz, who is a offensive lineman for a great guy. He's 340 pounds, 6 foot 9. He better be.

Yeah, it's a big boy. Great guy. I mean, that's fine. Great guy. Oh, my God. Yeah, take a look. It's an elephant gun. Yeah, let's bring that up.

Yeah, that right there. Okay? Yeah. Now, here's the thing about that gun. It looks like you look like your son. I look like my son. You look so small there? And I am so small because everybody, you know, this is this is where you go. If again, if you if your job is to kill, if your job is to be a tier one operator and a sniper, if you want the best sniping training in the world, you go to Brian Morgan and Hat Creek training. Okay. That gun looks cool. And you're not getting up there because he's in the middle of like nowhere. But I'm on that gun.

And Bryce says, give it a shot. Now what you do with that gun, Brendan, is you've got to have your shoulder nice and tight against the butt. Okay? For the recoil. The recoil. And I was so desperate to hit the target that I relaxed the way you would with a regular rifle. Instead of staying braced. Yeah.

And I was lying in an awkward position. He right in the middle of the fucking eyes? And they had a good old laugh. Oh, yeah. I'd be fun. I mean. I've been fun. Yeah.

I was bleeding hard. Good thing. It's hard, huh? It does. Yeah, it sucks. What do you take down with that? That is something when you want to kill somebody from two miles away, sir. Wow.

Or I'm sorry, the longest shot is by a Canadian sniper, which was over three miles away. Jesus Christ. That is a, that is the most powerful, I believe, rifle, sniper rifle on the planet. I'd fucking hope so. Look at the size of it. It's ridiculous. That's wild. And I had no business shooting it.

That is wild. Yeah. I got a little, I got a little beat up this morning. I was training with my buddy Shane Steiner, and I talk a lot of shit, and he got a little annoyed. And he turned it up a little bit. Now, do you think your judithu's better or worse than Gina Carranos? So we need to. You didn't watch it, though.

I know for a fact. You didn't watch an Idaho. I did watch it. I did watch it. I did watch it after. Yes. after. But, but, but, like, Bubba, like, and I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but if you're going to, the minute you're going to put me in an arm bar, if I've been training, I'm going to sit up with it. I'm going to do something. Well, there's no sitting up. But I'm going to do. That's what Rhonda. Yeah, but she turned away. It looked like. And so my thing is, if you know Ron is going to get you in an arm bar, you want to train the various. You think you trained it. But I think her thing is she won, like her win was losing all that weight, getting in the public spotlight. She's awesome. Yeah, I love Gina.

But I don't think she trained to win the fight. One more question. She trained to, as a comeback. If you're dealing with a grappler, throwing a kick first is probably also. And side kick is a bad idea. Bad idea. Do you understand? There's a lot of bad ideas there.

I just, again, I think her win came way before this. Just make it until the fight was her win. Yeah. And you're dealing with a world-class arm bar artist. And it's like. Man, she looked great. Did she? I don't know.

Yeah. It just looks like someone that's been doing judo and jihoutu for a long time versus a white belt and Gina's a white belt she'll tell you that I didn't realize that white belt I did very white belt like day two white belt wow yeah no no wrestling training no no doesn't do any of it I mean she probably did some of it to get ready but again her win was losing all that weight and getting in there yeah that's hard that's a hard suck for her right uh well she lost a hundred pounds bubble what she used to be like 150 or 250 pounds some shit bring that picture up jim where her chunky face she's she's a big

big girl she's beautiful when she loses weight my god there's one she's good she's the best looking mma fighter of all time so gorgeous yeah not on the left but yeah she loses the weight she has she's she struggles with her she's just a big she's especially then she was going through shit you know she was yeah dicker than a goddamn snickers yep but she's got a she's a gorgeous but again that's her win was that weight loss journey um you know people like oh that fights fix all this like no it's like pros versus Joe's. Her win was losing the weight. You had said that kind of quietly, and I didn't quite believe it.

I said it day one. I know, and I was like, and I remember. Ronna should be a minus 10,000. And I said, no, I don't think so. Gina's an athlete. She's really big and strong. Yeah, stupid take. Well, I mean, I figured you would do a lot of wrestling.

This does matter. Huh? Doesn't matter. A 44-year-old's going to, what, get wrestling jihitsu? She's 44, Brian. Yeah, but still you can. There's nothing you do. Nothing.

You can, you can, there's nothing she can do. Nothing she can do. Nothing she can do. You can tell you how to avoid an arm bar. No, not at all. What do you mean? At 44, there's nothing she can do. Why?

She could have, uh, fucking Henner, Gracie's short. There's, she, she, she, she, no, there's not, not, not with Rhonda in that transition. She's world class at it. There's not enough hours in the day. She's too quick. And she's also 44. Yeah. So we could spend six months training arm bar defense, but doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. I feel like, she's 44. Isn't that a defeatist attitude? No. You're a professional? That's your job. She's not a professional.

She's an actor who's had 16 years off and got up to 200 pounds. What the fuck do you guys think was going to happen? Yeah. It's like pros versus Joe's. Yeah. Like against Rhonda, even for you, but it's like, let's say you had a world-class jockey. You and I could go over arm bar defenses for six years, Brian.

Jocker's going to go, oh, that's your defense? Yeah. Like, well, there's not enough hours in the day. That happens to me on a daily basis when I'm... Yeah, but for... And for Gina, it's like there's just, there's nothing we can do. Yeah. That's why I...

It happens too fast. It happens too fast. You're not... There's also punching involved. Yes. Now you're like, what the fuck? Remember the setup. Punch punch, punch.

She sticks arm to fend punch. That's all Rhonda's waiting for. Man. She just needs an inch and it's over. And she's done it to better girls than Gina. That's why everyone's like, oh, this fights fixed. Like, have you never seen a Ronda fight? Well, you know what?

wins she wins very fast they've never been they've never rolled with somebody who can do that to them no like you have to experience it's a casual take which is fine i understand but it's a very casual take but you know that's fixed like eish no you i don't i think very few people have actually been in a situation where they try really hard and somebody can finish them in a couple of seconds yeah you can try as hard as you want she she's going to get starched damn yes god damn she was thick but her her her her her win is, you know, she's in good graces, she's back in the limelight.

She's going to have all these acting. She went through a lot. You know. A lot of burritos. Too much. She just gets, but she says it. She has a struggle with weight.

She seems to put on the, we all do, especially if you had those, you know, if you get canceled, you lose your job, people are coming after you. Like,

you're going to start turning to food, man, I get it. Yeah. But look at the comeback. She's gorgeous. Gorgeous. Like legit model gorgeous. I agree.

She's a beautiful. I paid millions of dollars, didn't get hurt. Yeah. Her arm looked like it was about to break. She probably a little sore, but nothing, no, no ligament damage. She's good. God, she's gorgeous. So pretty.

I think she's so beautiful. Oh my, who doesn't, dude. Look at her. Look at her in that Facebook one chin in the dress. It's ridiculous. Gorgeous. Yeah, that's ridiculous. Meanwhile, she's like, there's, like, there's MMA pretty where you're like,

yes, she's a pretty girl. And then there's Gina Corrot where it's like any sport, any room, she's a, dime. Yes. I was telling our boy case this, I noticed that she doesn't really have like a big booty though. She has like Josh Hokit. You said, dude. Do you see Josh Hockett? No, I didn't. I forget what he said. He said something about the front and the back like a surfboard. He's a savage. Yeah, sometimes when you're when you're quad dominant, you're she's quad dominant. Yeah, your, um, your backside is not as developed. Yeah. It's not good. It's genetic. Yeah, she's still, you know, I got a, I got an adorable ball ass and that's just i didn't work on it guys it's just god-given you know what i'm saying yeah her

victory came long long before she got in there wow is she married yeah or she made forever to who he was the kickboxer who got him he got her involved in kickbox and they've been together forever really they live on a fucking ranch in montana no children they wanted them but just didn't work out i guess Kevin Ross Yeah Very well decorated kickboxer Stug Yeah

They've been together forever Yeah On and off for a hot second Huh Good for him Good for her Let me piss real quick Now is he a big guy

Or is he looks like that Small guy Smaller Can fight though Oh yeah Alright be let's take a little break here man Yeah I want I need

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Yep, I heard they did great. They did good. And then what else? I did Rogan. How was Rogan? I was in Fort Rogan was great, as always. I was in Fort Worth. Was at the stockyards?

I went to the rodeo. Tiger, his team qualified for national. So he's a national tournament. They finished second. It was a great picture of you. Were you holding Boston in that picture? Did I post it on my wall? Yeah.

Billy. No, no, no. There's another picture of you. It was said, Best gig in the world. I just take a look Right there The stockyards There's another picture

You were Oh you're talking about Go Downton That was a while ago Be You're talking about right there That's me coaching him Great picture

He's trying to act like he was mad Who is that? That's Bosty Oh, that's a great picture He starts all stars Look at Chris's comment He shouldn't bother you When you're going to

The bathroom like that He's so dumb Chris is so dumb He's so dumb man he looks great bossy look at his hair yeah bossy starts uh all stars next week jesus christ i know man yeah we're in fort worth when i love fort worth man oh it's great went to the rodeo man the rodeos favorite hotel hotel drover really yeah the yeah the best really hotel drover the best really you'd love it i'll be out there for a day

just a day yeah i got to meet some you don't want to stay there then yeah that's it that's my that's my shit there's it huh wow and then right across from it is the stockyard in the rodeo why do you like drover so much it's just it's just so it's great everything's great yeah go to the inside chin it's nice isn't it's really nice there wow it was like western that place was built by oil money that area oh big boy money in fort worth big boy money wow tiger got two flags for unnecessary roughness and i'm like buddy your belt for tackle. This is our last seven on seventh term. I'm like, we start tackling July. Yeah. He's like, you're not mad. I'm like, no, dude. This is all bullshit. This isn't real football.

He needs to, he needs to body up. Yeah, he needs to get them big dick beaters on people. You know, these big, thick hands. Yeah. Yeah, that hotel's your style, dude. You'd love it. That's beautiful. I love that. You would love it. That's my. And then you literally do it's my jam. And then they have a little like street. It's just like Abbott Kenny, like all the shops. And then behind that's the stockyard. So you have the rodeo. So into the rodeo. Kids love the fucking rodeo. The rodeo is incredible. Rodeo is cool. I'm good. I'm good for 45 minutes because the way they do it is they go through whatever the four or five events and then they cut down for whatever 10 to six and six to three. After I see all the events, I'm kind of good. That's right. I look at my wife. I'm like,

yeah. Are we good? I went, I hung out with some Cowboys in Idaho and learned how to rope. Now when I say I learned that rope. I did not get on a horse and rope, but live calf, I learned how to throw a lasso over, and at one point they let the baby bull out, and I had to chase it on foot. It's tough.

And I still couldn't get it. Well, we were watching the rodeo at some new event, so they got a, they ride it as fast as they can on a horse, they got to jump off while the horse still running, and then tie up a baby goat as fast as they can. And that horse is fucking moving.

Moving. Dude, so when those girls get out, because it's the women's rodeo, when they get off, they're eating shit. Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy? Yeah, it's tough. And when you watch steer wrestling, these dudes will jump off a horse onto the cow and they, they, every one of them is walking off with a groin injury. Yeah. Every one of them is walking off with a major limp.

I'm like, well, yeah. You're fucked up. Yeah, you're jumping off the fucking horse. Yeah, rodeo is a tough gig, man. Those are tough mother efforts. Tough mother efforts, dude. And Fort Worth, especially the Stargard, it's like proper. cowboys.

Yeah, it's real cowboys. There's a real culture around that. Big time. Yeah. When you walk around there, mind your peas and cues, you know. Yeah, great steakhouses, good food. It's fun, man. I love it.

You were doing, that was for a tournament? Football tournament. Yeah, it's our last tournament in the year. We'll tell you guys baseball this weekend next week. And then that's it for spring. And it's starting to get muggy and hot. I like it, though. I like it.

I don't mind it. I don't either. Better than cold. And are you guys going to do a thing this summer? We are going to go from the 13th to the 20th of June to Mexico. And that's what we're going to do. But we're going to have a nice part of it. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't get the Mexico thing. I don't get it. I don't get it. I've never got it. You can go stay in a hotel, right? Right? It's a white hotel.

It's like you might as well be in Florida. I mean, it's all the same. I mean, it's not like you're experiencing Mexican culture. I mean, it's not like I'm disagreeing. You go through customs and all that shit.

And then you get there, you're in a very white hotel. It's all inclusive. You're on the pool. I know, okay, why not just go to Florida? Or there's places in Texas you can go to.

The salmon beaches and shit. I agree. Yeah, I don't get it. I agree. And by the way, I love, Hawaii is gorgeous.

I get it. I get it. It's gorgeous. It's great. It's gorgeous. But Florida's a lot closer. It might not be quite, but it's pretty nice in Florida. If the beach is your thing.

If you're there with the kids, you think the kids can't fly and fuck if it's... At all. Hawaii sand or Florida sand? What? And let's be honest. You're going for the kids. Yeah. What else?

I mean... But, yeah. Yeah, I just, you know, if I can fly not at all. or just a little bit? My thing is customs. They still haven't figured it out. But how about just all of it? Like just the TSA.

You can keep all of it. Are you doing anything that summer? Any plans, Chin? You have anything? I'd like to go visit my family and friends again. In LA? A weekend. Yeah.

That's easy. Yeah, that's easy. I mean, 13th the 20th, though. You guys want to just go dark? Sure. We can take a break. I've never, yeah, that would be kind of cool just to have a week off. But either way,

to miss, I always miss, like, working, so. We'll still have a big brown breakdown, but we're trying to get, I don't think we ever taking a week off. Sometimes it breaks good. We also have bang some stuff. Yeah, we can always have one episode. We'll figure it out.

Yeah, but no, no crazy plans. I want to actually check out the lake here, though, even more. I only went there once. Like, Travis? Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Me and Tiger been going fishing at night. What? Yeah. You catch anything? Oh, yeah. Really? Bass. Really? Yeah, there's a lot of bass up in here. Yeah, our neighbor Chris takes his side to Everett,

we go at like 8 o'clock at night, and he has one of those, he puts a green light. Tracked a little bait fish. Yeah, but it gets all the little fish in, and then the big fish can, and we just fucking reel them in, baby. That's awesome.

We put them back, but, yeah, we fish. Bass is usually catch and release. Yeah, we went, there's, you know, you bring up Morrell mushrooms. They're really expensive, and they're really seasonal, and they're delicious with butter and garlic,

that right there. And there are, you have to know, exactly where to go, so what elevation. And we went, we went looking for Morel mushrooms and got 200 of them. And, uh, we're getting older, aren't we? No, no, no. Well, we were up there and I wish I cared about mushrooms.

I wish you didn't hunt for them. I know. And two people. But we are some truffle pigs. Well, a couple of truffle pigs. I was a little truffle pig. Got a bunch of those. And the two people that were, like, had guns on their hips.

And I went, what's with the guns? They go, well, a lot of bear up here. A lot of bear. And I was like, well, how about staying close? Oh, Idaho? Oh, you're dealing with Grizzlies, brown bears. There's a lot of bear cougar. I was like, well, I, yeah, and you're up there hunting for mushrooms and you're right there.

And I was like, do you see bear? They go all the time. Did you see anything? All the time. No. So a big rattlesnake, though. Really? Those are cool.

Yeah. Yeah, but that is, they are about as delicious, I will say. Are they nice? Yeah, they're really nice. I'm not a mushroom guy. And those are, there's a reason they're, see how much morel mushrooms cost. They're expensive as shit. Can't be more than the truffles.

No. Remember your boy who passed away would hook us up with that black truffle? And the white truffles. Yeah, I don't like the white. I like black truffle. Look at $40 to $80 a pound. That's expensive, yeah. Yeah.

They can store it $100 and $150. They're expensive. They look disgusting. Yeah. They're good, though. Are you guys going to go hunting around here at any point? I'm thinking about going hunting. Somebody reached out to me.

and said, hey, if you want to go hunting here, we got a whole thing. Pretty connected. Do it, please. I want some meat, yes. Please bring some. Get an access to you or something. Yeah, I'd be down. And you don't need a license for a pig here.

You can just go hunt. Pig you can kill, but you don't, you know. Oh, I've had pig. It's delicious. Like wild boar. Yeah, wild boar. If you get some access meat, that's the move. That'd be good.

Yeah, that'd be even better, but, yeah. Get some. In Fort Worth, I was eating a lot of buffalo. That's good. I love me some buffalo. Yeah, my friend. And our boy AG, there's a place you can go out. You can shoot pigs, but you can also get a buffalo.

Now, I don't want to kill a buffalo, right? I played for the buffalo. I don't want to kill Buffalo. Yeah. I love Buffalo. Yeah. They're such a cool animal. Yeah.

I will eat the fuck out of a buffalo steak, though. My God, they're nice. So good. You can kill coyote, bobcats, and foxes. Wow. I don't want to kill bobcats. I don't want to kill a fox. And mountain lions.

I don't want to kill Mountain Lion. I just don't. Speaking of hunting, was there some guy hunting humans yesterday he was in Austin? Dude, there's two random shooters.

Three juveniles. A 15 year old, 17 year old and then this other kid were randomly shooting people and stealing cars and they shot 14 people. 12 shootings. Yeah.

They kill anybody? No, most people had minor injuries. One person had serious injuries. I'm going on a limb here. These kids aren't white. They were both Hispanic. I always think

You, you, where was your dad? They had probably some shitty home life. Don't care. You shoot anyone I know. I don't do fuck what your back is. I mean, crazy. So dumb at that age. I had some like, like two white dudes, but younger dudes, right?

And like a challenger. And I have my thing in full self-driving. So I'm just going by the law, whatever. And then they pulled out to me and they started doing this and honking. And I instinctively wanted to like, you know, like pull the whole. fuck over or whatever, but constantly remember like, hold on. Yeah, everyone in Texas has, I have a gun too, though, but I'm like,

I don't want to get in the situation where we're shooting each other. Also, my thing is with that Jim, for what? Exactly. Because they flipped you. But I was, you're 50. It just, like, you know, it's just instinctively, you wonder, like, what the problem? You're also in the Tesla, though, so maybe you think you're, it's like a gay bathroom thing. You know, I think about

me and my white on white. I know. Yeah, dude. I know. I'm a target. You could be a victim of it. I'm a target. I know. But just flip it up for no reason. I'm like, That irritated me so badly. I don't get it. Oh, because they hate Elon Musk. Really?

You think that we think... No, no, they're doing it to Chang because they're going to fuck with them. Yeah, I don't think he's the test. I was making a joke. Yeah, I don't know. You can't let that shit get to you. No, I have to get out and they shoot you. And it's like, white chin die.

Oh, because two teenagers flipped them off. I know. How stupid? If I shot them, then there goes my life. I don't want to fuck them. Then we got a new producer. I know. It's going to be a freaking mess.

We'd be there, though. The day of the trial would be there. It would be your character. It depends what time. I can't mispractice. Look, I don't know a lot. I would watch it and I would tweet once about it like, this isn't right. The problem is they'd be like, what do you know about Chin?

I go, he's my producer. They go, what do you know about him? I think he's a great guy. They'd be like, what else do you know? What is he like in his personal life? I said, well, that's a mystery to me. I've only known him for 12 years. That's a mystery.

What's you do with his free time? Well, that's a mystery. Another mystery as well. Also, officer, if you find out, can you let us know? Yeah, we'd love to know what he'd love to know what he. he does. Can you look into it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean he had a sex wing in his house? This is weird. But I also want to be surprised if they're like, sir, we found 16 bodies in his space. Right. I'd go, ah, that makes sense. That makes sense. I'm so sorry. He was always very private. What did you do this weekend? Ah, you know, stuff. Huh.

What was he into? Stuff. Stuff. Yeah. We wouldn't, we wouldn't, they'd be like, why is he keeping everything a secret? What do you got, Chin? all right that one dude who drops the N-word which one is this guy he's been in Austin a bunch okay so Chad chud the builder is facing up to 56 years

in prison after me in charging connection in courthouse shooting in Tennessee well he's a little crazy I guess huh he's he'll literally just go up to black guys and be like N-word man it's so rough to watch

I can't watch it And it'll be like freedom of speech. I can say it. He's like, if you have a problem with it, it's my right to shoot. You're like, buddy,

I don't get why he's doing it. Oh, he sucks. Have you seen any of this stuff? No, when I heard it, I didn't want to watch it. I don't like that stuff.

I don't think it's funny. No, a lot of these stupid pranksters are, I cannot stand him either. But he's obviously, there's something wrong. But this is how it goes for him. Yeah,

there's something wrong. But this is how it ends. It's like, yeah, eventually you're going to come across the wrong guy. Yeah. You're going to shoot him. Oh, so the guy, so what happened?

So he called the guy at the end? Play it for us, Chin? I don't know. Let's see. At 602 this morning in Operation Crime and Justice, there is a live streamer who is known as Chud the Builder. He's expected in court later today for attempted murder charges. Yeah, this is in connection with a shooting that happened earlier this week in Clarksville.

He had been in trouble with the law even prior to that in Nashville. Fox 17 News reporter Karen Aguilar, joining. us live this morning to break down what we know so far. Hey Karen. Good morning, Jen and Justin. In just two hours, Dalton Etherly, who goes by the name of Chud the Builder, which you just mentioned, will be in court for multiple charges, including attempted murder. Now, Etherly is known for posting racially charged content on Wednesday. Investigators say Etherly got into a fight with another unidentified man, which led to a shooting in front of the Montgomery County Courthouse. As of now, the motive remains unknown. This comes days after Metroble,

police arrested Atherly for refusing to pay for his meal at Bob's steak and chop house in Nashville. I spoke to Clarksville attorney Alan Rossus, who also witnessed the shooting. It's actually getting ready for a 130 criminal court that I had. I was behind the building talking to another attorney when I heard what I thought to be one gunshot and then two, three, four gunshots. Do you kill the guy? Moments after the shooting Etherly live streamed on Pump. Dot Fun claiming self-defense.

Chin, just so Brian has contacts, just bring up some of his stuff. I can't, I can't. I know it. No, you should, just so you have contacts. No, I saw a little piece of it, and I was like, oh, fuck this. I just, it makes me so uncomfortable.

It makes me so uncomfortable that I just, I'm like, ugh. He's a bad guy. He's just a bad person. But this is also how your movie ends. Like, dude, you're going to do it eventually, and he's getting views on. live streaming he's making money that way you know because and even some of the these kids on the on 6th

street we're like dude how why are you doing this how do he's like I'm making money right now and then he's call him the N-word and he keeps calling the N-word it's like all right so you're making a little bit it's short-sighted because eventually you're going to come across another dude who's not got doesn't play that game yeah or he's as crazy as you are and now and then you keep saying if you do anything I'm going to defend myself it's like not really how it works but he's an idiot that's what he is it's usually a guy with not much talent and then he starts getting notoriety for that so he's like fuck it this is my thing it's like it's not though dude no no no he sucks yeah there's no dude named johnny somali i don't know if he recognized i'm never seen him

does his face look familiar at all uh-uh samalia he goes to different countries and just fucking does the worst racist shit and he's in i think right now he might still be in the jail in korea oh yeah you know so yeah yeah i was like you're going to jail for my face six years six months. I think it's still up, you know, it's not 100% done yet. Yeah, but they're like, no, we're not telling with this bullshit. But when you're playing these stupid games, you win stupid prizes and the

prizes aren't fun. Correct. Prison, South Korea? He's such a douchebag. That's why it's hard to watch the video. And the other guy, it's like buddy, attempted murder? Like, you're going away for years, Bubba. And for what? And he's also going to be in court anyway with just... All the legal

fees, like defending yourself. You're fucked, dude. All that money you made off doing that bullshit. live streaming. All that's gone. Yeah. Yeah. That guy Jack Doherty too, the white kid. Yep.

You've seen him, right? Yep. He's a freaking damn shit. I know. Yeah. So this is two Navy Super Hornet pilots that collided midair. And the way it collided was kind of crazy. They're both safe, however, but look.

Jesus, man. Get off me. Look at that. Oh, my God. How crazy is that? The tough thing would be, they both eject? Yeah, yeah. There's four people.

Oh, that's not good. But the way that collides is. such an interesting way like they well the one guy just crashes on top of them yeah and they'd like hug that's not good that's not good smart of those pies like you see you yep perfect timing well the other guy is gonna be like why the hell did you you know yeah and this guy says looks like the planes were fucking yeah just kind of true i don't know man it looks like uh i don't think you walk away from that I think they walked away, B. Yeah, no, I mean, without trouble.

You, you, you, yeah, your, your career as a pilot is in jeopardy right now. Yeah, we're not going to have you fly multi, multi, multi-million dollar planes anymore. That's a, that's a, that's such a fuck-up. They're going to say, hey, Dave, you're going to have to lay low. I believe that's a, we're going to have to take your license. Yeah, I think that's a 30 to 40 million dollar aircraft. Right. Right.

That you're paying for it, Bubba. Your tax is paid for that. And, and the guy who is at fault, that was a, that's a hundred million dollar mistake. Yeah. Oh, God. you know what I mean hey you just cost us a hundred million dollars you got to go oh they're 67 well there you go there you go so that would be so now it's going to cost us 145 million dollars to replace everything with tip included you idiot no they're fucked

would you guys go to air shows considering how many times like shit like that happens i mean you're not going to get me to an air show unless my son really wants to see it unless my son's flying it i'm not going but um No, the answer's no. You ever been to one? No, I've seen them fly by, but I would never go to the actual show. There is something really, really cool about seeing those F-35s and the sound, the powers. No, they're awesome to see, but I just wouldn't go.

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see those planes they're like holy fucking shit big different that'll turn you in imagine if iran had planes over us oh god i'm like you'd be you'd be so scared oh my god you can't do anything dude no you can't outrun it you can't do shit no did you guys see this craze of this odmar piquette i think that's what's pronounced the watch ap armar alabre Audmar Piajeier, right? I have one. They are beautiful. But they did this collaboration with Swatch.

And once it got launched, like, people just went crazy. And it's not even a worse watch. Genius. I think the brands are cool, being able to collaborate and make a moment together. Hundreds prepared to camp out overnight in a line stretching around the mall parking lot, all to get their hands on the eight colorful pocket watches ranging in price between 400 to 420. As anticipation built ahead of the collapse's release, many were expecting a wristwatch. I was surprised.

I was disappointed for sure. But I mean, it's still, it's unique in its own. I mean, who else is coming out with the pocket watch? So this is not a great video, but there's like lots of riots and people fighting. I'd be pissed if it's not an actual watch. Yeah. Yeah, pocket watch. It's kind of cool, though, too.

Okay. Oh, that's awesome. So James Franco, the first time he's returning to Hollywood after, I think, what, it's been a long, long time. been a hot second. Nine years. Yeah, almost 10 years. Wow. I think he's done his time.

Yeah. By done his time, meaning he shouldn't have done any time. I mean, he's a great. Oh, the guy who owns the acting studio is hooking up with the hot ones. Weird.

Never heard of that happening. Even the girls that said that, they were like, he's not Harvey Weinstein. It was just, like, no, he was awesome. He did this down. And then you guys just kind of, you know, then went after me.

Oh, okay. People love it too. They're like, yay. He's like, fuck. Yeah. So he's filming a prequel. to Rambo. Wow.

Mm-hmm. Damn. I feel like we're all set on Rambos, but I'll support them. Yeah, me too. I mean, look, maybe it's a, I hope it's a hit. First Studio Blockbuster in years. Wow. That'd be cool.

Okay. Big studio movie would describe his first Blockbust project in nearly a decade. Yeah. Damn. Well, I hope it goes well for him. Me too. Me too. I think he's definitely done his time.

Right. Okay. Like, I remember seeing him. He's stupid talented, too. At the height of my kind of popularity, or whatever you want to call it, you know. I was at Sundance Film Festival,

and I was there in a group, and I was with Danny, what's that awesome guy's name? Who was in? Ray Ho? No, Eastbound and Down. Fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah. Isn't he named Daniel?

Danny McBride? I just love me. Such a nice guy. And just, I wasn't really, I was just talking, we were just kind of there, and I was with a couple of people. And then James Franco got up

and he was just brighter than life, and he was just making the speech, and it was really funny. And I thought to myself, that kid has just got, he's touched by God. He's just such a lucky, everything. Then you blew that death,

where so on both he got canceled. Yeah, that's right. Boom. And then killed him. Yeah, I heard rumors that his brother didn't talk to him for a while, but I just looked up right now. That's gossip.

Your brother, what? His brother's killing it. Dave was like, I'll take it from here. Really? You know Dave Franco? Dave's killing it. You'll see him. You'll see him.

He'll see his face. Was he on secession or whatever the fuck it's going? Killing it. Oh, wow. That's his brother. Yeah. Crushing it, dude. Good actor, too.

Good looking kids, huh? Good looking boys. Yeah. Huh. Good for him. All right. So what do you think of this? I'm sure this has happened before,

but this is a real thing where people are paying. Keep going to it. I'll tell you. People are paying around 80 bucks to get cauliflower here. You can probably just do it yourself. The kids in Brazil did this because in Brazil, right, it's a sign you have money if you have if you have cauliflowerers. So to get chicks, they're taking phone books and pliers and gripping their ears so it looks

like they do jihits it. Oh man. Because it's like a status thing out there. Yeah, but you don't know how to do any fighting guys going to be. Yeah, but chicks dig it. You say, I retired and you're 14. That's hilarious. So what's this?

This is a prosthetic implant? Hold on. Let's see how they do it. Pathogenic microresistreet. Oh, you're right. Holy shit. Rib cartilage or prosthetic implant the sidonja for four months. When I was doing Warrior? No, Navy Street. What was it

called? Jesus. No. With Frank Rillo, the series, Kingdom. The Kingdom, that's right. And they would have to, for the two wonderful actors, Jonathan Tucker is incredible. I can't believe he's not a star yet And then the other guy He's doing pretty good

Yeah he's great And they would give They had to put They make fake ears Fake collie father It looks so real But it's all long You know it's a process

I told you botched Hit me up to do it To remove him though right Yeah to fix them You got that tortellini year Yep Would you ever want to remove them though No

It's his brand man It's not my brand It's like a tattoo Yeah It's a memory It's a memory Yeah But people

remove tattoos all the time. Fair point. But anyway. No, never get rid of them. This one's a very trippy one. So I'm sure you guys know this because you know both people, Theo Vaughn and Joe Rogan. So Joe Rogan recently had a podcast with Marcus and like a musician. And he mentioned this thing about his conversations with Theo Vaughn and him saying that he would take his life.

And he had this Netflix special where he didn't, he acted a little odd during the taping. Yeah. And it's, you know, like, I asked him if he was okay. I text him. He goes, yes, the internet's dumb. Yeah. Yeah, I think for it, like the internet ran with it because after that taping, someone was filming on IG and like, how you doing?

He's like, I'm good, you know, making a joke. He's like, just trying to not take my own life. But he was joking. Oh, God. But then, and then there was all these rumors like he bombed and didn't do well. We were all concerned. Like, I reached out to him. Rogan reached out to him.

Rogan's talking about that. So Rogan doesn't know that was, like, bullshit not real. So Rogan's like, hey, I'm a little worried. Yeah. And then Theo's like, when Theo says this is cap, which is what the kid, Theo's too old to be using the term cap. Yeah. But when he says this is cap, he's, I think he's referring to like all the nonsense that people were saying about him that night shooting this special, him taking his own life. He's like, all that's bullshit. I was good. Yeah. I was good. So he's not saying Rogan's full of shit, and he's lying about him. He's saying all that stuff over here was not.

real. I'm fine. Okay. Let me just play you this clip. This is where Joe Rogan mentions it. Hold on. Theo Vaughn's going through the exact same thing. Last time he was on the podcast, he was explaining to me. It freaks me out because I know Theo's had conversations

before, like, even publicly, he had a Netflix taping, and it didn't go well. It was like they actually never, they shelved it. They never used it. You know, there was all these stories from people that were there saying he bombed. I think he just had kind of a breakdown.

And then he was talking to the crowd, and there's a video of it. We said, you know, the people were shaking. Hey, we still love you. Thank you. Look, I'm just, I'm trying not to take my own life. That's what I'm trying to do right now. And like, you hear stuff like that. You just go like, oh, Jesus Christ, I've known too many people that I didn't think

we're going to kill themselves and then did. And then he goes down in these spirals where he starts talking about world events and freaking out. I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Like, I've got to help this. And so I send him things about people getting off of them. And apparently there are some doctors that specialize and getting people off of them. But here's the thing about that chemical imbalance thing.

That's not real. They used to think that that was what these things do, that they treated a chemical imbalance. But then recently, studies have shown that that is not what they do. They don't exactly know what they do. and they kind of numb you in some sort of a way that helps some people. So you transition into the whole like antidepressant thing. But yeah. All he's saying is that all Joe's saying is that there are certain things that are concerning

based on what he's heard from the mouth of, you know, Theo. The people that criticize this are saying that why would Rogan, you know, basically say it on his show? Because Theo's talking about it publicly. So he's just, Theo's, nothing that Joe said there wasn't. Yeah, feels talking about it publicly, but then also... All he's saying is,

I just sometimes... The only thing I don't like, he's like, yeah, he's talking about, you know, those conspiracy and stuff. I was like, yeah, he did mention...

That's not a reason to think a guy's gonna kill himself. No, I think what the point is that there are a lot of people that take their lives and nobody saw it coming. Yeah. Chris Cornell's a good example of that.

He had a daughter, I think two daughters. The lead singer for fucking... Yeah, and he had everything going for him. And when you see that, you go, whatever he was going through

to leave his two daughters... No one knew. there is something so real about that Chester guy from Lincoln Park he had like six kids young kids they have a picture day before he killed himself he's on the he's on the deck

with his whole family they're all smiling that next day he killed himself that guy stitch same thing that dancer family oh yeah from that oh I know and he but apparently he he wrestled he really wrestles with despair I don't think Theo's anywhere near that

no I hope not I'm just saying that when you have a they will always tell you people who know better when you have a friend, we have someone, and they start saying things like that, you need to kind of be there for the person. Because I think a lot of times, my feeling is,

my guess is that sometimes when people do it, it's impulse. And they couldn't tell you why they did it if you can bring them back. Yeah, dude, that's... They just, because, you know, I think they did a thing where everybody who jumped off

the Golden Gate Bridge and lived, all of them said that when they were in the air, they were like, fuck, yeah. So, Theo, just said, hey some people are saying false stuff and posting things online trying to make it look like I'm struggling or something that's not entirely true I'm doing fine now I am human like most of us and going through human moments and some of them are well you know how they are are just human moments and some days are awesome some are hectic but I'm doing great people want to say things I don't know why

I can't control that but I can speak up for myself amen have a great weekend I think I'm going in the rodeo I was also at the radio but um I mean it's not also out of the norm for anybody close to Theo having some concerns about his mental health. He has a history of it. So why Rogan's getting backlash from him? I'm a little concerned. And if you're reading what some of the people were saying about Theo, you'd be like, oh, fuck, Joe can call Theo.

Theo will answer. So you could talk to him direct. That's also the main thing. That's probably the best move and not say it on the biggest podcast in the world. I remember even, I remember when, when Rogan said to you about the whole, you know, that whole thing that happened with the fight, fighting ending retirement.

I even remember thinking like, what the f that's so fuck. You should do that on. I know. I wouldn't be here. Because fucking Shob goes, the best thing that Brennan ever did was we could have taken it out. There was an option.

And Brendan said, hey, you know what? This is what we do. If we're going to podcast, let them see everything. Yeah. And then the New Yorker came out and said an astonishing podcast. And it was actually one of the things that really catapulted us.

It's true. Into a real, like, people were like, this dude's, this dude's got balls man because yeah yeah but i just i remember at the time i didn't and it was a really important moment in a way because joe saw that brennan had one foot in one foot out yeah he was right that's what he was right he was right of course he saw that brennan was all downhill from there was the peak of no no there was a no i will say i will say that when it comes to wrestling a lot of a lot of a lot of people would be surprised yep but uh yeah anyways you gave a lot of you gave a lot of real good

wrestlers. Oh, yeah. Olympic. But with back to Rogan, like, I think he's just, you know, he talks fucking three hours a day, five days a week with Theo. It's not too crazy. Out of all Joe's friends, be worried about Theo. By the way, Joe, like, it's not that crazy. Like, uh, because if you do, I, I reached out to Theo. When I saw that clip and him, me like, you know, just trying not to take my own life. And then everyone's tell me online how he bombed. It was a horrible film. I'm like, oh, I know Theo. So I was like, oh shit. Hey, I texted.

I said, hey man, let me know if you need to talk. Are you good? He responded back three seconds. I went, brother, I'm good. It's all bullshit. I went, then we're good. But if you didn't talk to Theo direct and you just saw that, I would be concerned. And maybe that's what Joe's dealing with.

You know, Joe's done more talking than anybody on the planet with his podcast publicly. I can count, you could probably count on one hand, the times he's even said he's so careful he's so good at that never putting his foot in his mouth he's so good at it man that's that's such discipline and i don't think i don't think you put i don't think consider it either oh no your friend's worried about you i don't think i don't hey man it's not real okay there's nothing about this that's controversial no nothing fair enough yeah did you have a problem with it chin you just think you should have done it not on the air I would say like, well, once you brought out the fact that Theo did talk about this publicly,

it kind of changes my, my thought. But I mean, let's say I opened up to you guys, but I was in public. I wouldn't watch you guys obviously. No, of course, I agree. But, you know, since you went public with it, I don't feel as bad, but, yeah. We wouldn't. All righty. So people were talking about how.

This is the best. So, someone tag me this goes, I'm going to tell my kids, this is Brennan Shaw. Dude. By the way, not a bad, not a bad call. Similar facial structure. Yeah, I don't suck cock though. Well, well. Those are rumors.

Oh, buddy. Oh, they're not. Buddy. He is slam dunking his nuts and another man's butt. 100% and it's fine. Whatever, whoever his doctor is, let's get me an appointment because. So he's in his 70s, right? He's 72.

Yeah. And that's impressive. So John Travolta for the audio listeners. Yeah. People are looking at how he looks right now. He looks incredible for 72. He's so talented, too. He's the best.

He's also, like I've heard from so many people who, he did my TV show, but, but he is, to everybody, everybody will tell you he's a great person. He's a great guy. Just very, he's a wonderful, and he likes massages. Yeah. Romance. Look, look at his face, dude. Come on. You got to give it up. I mean, it's got to be polished. Who is the 28 year old? Why isn't wearing that hat though? Technology. Look at his daughter. That's incredible. So John Traudson, he looks unrecognizable. No, he doesn't. That looks just like John Travolta when he's 28. That's right, buddy. He's just got a tight face.

I'm recognized. Well, no, no. I know exactly who that is. That is a hell of a, one hell of a facelift. That is genius. I mean, look at his neck even. Yeah, it's usually you can tell him the neck. Yeah.

Usually got that turkey goblin. I mean, he's got some smooth skin everywhere. He had a neck tuck. Technology. I don't know if it's possible. It's kind of wild. Yeah, he looks fantastic. I can't wait to look super young.

And yet still, he's bald. You can't do anything about hair There's nothing we can do I know but he had so much hair Is he bald? Yeah he's completely bald But did he do that just is that No no no no

He's losing his hair and said He had fake hair You're still in the fight You're losing 10 8 You're losing rounds 108 I mean It was 107 Yeah I think she should go bald

I might look I might look That's why I want you to do it Yeah It'd be so funny I might look so bad It'd make your nose look bigger What if you shaved you then

Yeah I think she should just go My hair does bring out my nose. I mean, your hair grows back out, right? As long as it still grows out. I mean, just shave it. Just see what it looks like. Sure.

Sure. What else you have, Jen? This is kind of cool. I think this is, hold on. Let's do this one. I think this is BTS in Mexico and this is with the Mexican president. And we'll go, we'll go back to that in a second. But look at how many, how the fans came out for BTS.

You can't even, the microphones get broken up. Dude. Dude, what? Oh my God. What? Is that real or AI? It's real. They're so enormous.

They're massive. Who is that? Who is that boy band? You don't know, BTS? Oh, BTS. You've definitely heard of them. They're huge. Yeah, it's just, it's very well.

And they're so good, right? Yeah, they're, of course. That's that career. and work ethic. They start at like 13, 10. I mean, it's a factor. It's kind of messed up. Yeah, it's a factor.

It's a factor. It's like turning out race horses, but they're so good. Yeah, the other ones aren't that great. That's crazy, that popularity. Yeah. I don't even get that when I come to town to do stand-up.

That is crazy. Wait, I just want to show you this real quick. So this is, let me put this in a different browser. This is, you know, Jason Derulo? Yes. So to me, I don't, I didn't think Jason Drill was that big of a deal, you know? Yes or no.

Do you guys think he's like insanely popular day? But he also does a lot of producing like music, right? He's a singer. Okay. He was a huge. You'd know a lot of his songs. But there's people that have, you know, way more popularity. And his house, though, is so freaking insane.

I can't take you the whole thing. But he's also wrote a ton of hit songs. Oh, yeah. That's where his money's from. Production. It's a producer. When you're a writer, it's everything. His house is wow.

Money's actually in the writing. It's worth watching this clip if you want to. get inspired by houses. I don't get inspired by people's wealth. Really? Never. Even Drake's house? I don't give a flying fuck.

What do you get inspired by? Creativity. Good dads. Good dads. People not being dickheads. That's a good dad, brother. That's pretty much it. All right, pal, we did it again, buddy.

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