The Fighter & The Kid - A Change is a Coming | TFATK Ep. 1117

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

The guys talk Bryan training more yet getting weaker, Tony Hinchcliffe's gorilla grip, a Raja Jackson and Syko Stu update, when Bryan and Brendan first got recognized in public, Brendan vouch...ing for King Mo Lawal as the best MMA wrestling coach, current events around the world and much more!Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodDrive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's go. Now, I, uh, what's up? Uh, worked out yesterday. Now, it's one thing to work out where I'll work out.
Starting point is 00:00:15 And then what happens is you go to like archetype boxing. Okay. And then you do, uh, you do like a semi crossfit thing where you're doing burpees and then you're doing And that's your warm up. And that's the warm up. That's the warm up. That's Tim Kennedy's warm up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Jump squats. Then let's go ahead. and do pull-ups after all of that after 20 minutes we'll do we'll do pull-ups we'll start with five then we'll start go 10 then we'll go 15 see who who who breaks at the end daddy did 15 strict and I got to tell you it used to be no problem for me 15 pull-ups strict for me now I'm getting all that yeah I'm getting weaker yeah yeah and I did that and then um so I'm I'm I'm a little sore and so sore that my body feels hot I'm a little my body feels hot yeah So I got that.
Starting point is 00:01:01 How are those knees? My knees have never been a problem. It's the old shoulders that take a while to get warmed up because I got a little Any back problem? No. I'm lucky that way. I think it's because I warm up like a motherfucker. Yeah, you've always been about warming up.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah. And I'm fairly flexible. So I, at least at this age, I don't have those kinds of pains. What age do you think you're going to stop doing all that? I'm glad you asked because I'm going to waste a well tomorrow at noon. and we're going to go ahead and test my levels. But it won't matter because it's called age, you know. Oh, there's some stuff you can do combat it.
Starting point is 00:01:36 There is. With all the peptides and shit, there's some stuff. You better be careful about wrestling full or sprinting or all those. Or like full jih Tjit, too. It's just the knee problems are tough. I was talking to Rogan yesterday. Me and Tony Hensigliff were playing around. Tony's got a crazy grip.
Starting point is 00:01:50 He can, something about him. He's got gorilla grip. He gripped that thing. He did 151. I got 110. I'm like, what the fuck? because Tony doesn't work out a lot and he's just like like that
Starting point is 00:02:01 he did he's got crazy I did he got 151 that's more than Rogan that's really good more than just strong we're like what the fuck is with Tony in his strong hands it is surprising that he has strong hands oh my god and then he was like yeah wrestle let's go and he's messing around
Starting point is 00:02:14 he wrestled in high school yeah and so he's doing this stuff with me and I and I go I look to him I go no no no I wrestle I will wrestle you right now and Rogan just looked at me and goes hey you'll get injured don't and and and he doesn't do Jiu-Jitsu anymore. We're at an age. We are of an age where you cannot just grab your friend
Starting point is 00:02:33 in a green room and start wrestling because something's a gunna pop. Father time's going to... Father time has... Father time has... Father times here. Father's time's here. Yeah, I know. All this self-defense, all this stuff, I have a joke. If I have to fight for my life on the street, I better be very warm and thoroughly stretched. But you're not going to be able to. And even then, I probably, even then... You keep them busy. Yeah, until I can't. Until you blow a fucking quad.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Until you blow a gasket. Yeah. And the gaskets are hanging on. No, my thing is that I'm learning is I just can't get out of third gear. I have to stay in third. Isn't that interesting? You pull a quad. Yep.
Starting point is 00:03:16 The internals just aren't there anymore. Isn't it funny? It's not forged internals anymore. No. I'm dealing with stock material now. That's right. And you've really kept yourself injury free for the most part. Until you become stupid.
Starting point is 00:03:27 The most injury, yeah, until I get stupid. All of us, it's like, oh, my ego, let me see if I, what? I've always been able to just go. Yeah. And then boom. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm on all sorts of peptides, everything, but it's no matter.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. There's an elasticity that you lose. There's something about that. Anything really explosive, I have to be super careful. I never even thought about it when I would get out. Like, I could just go from here to start sprinting when you were young. You don't even think about it.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I'll do, what do you want to do pull-ups? I'll do, fucking I just ate. I'll do 30 pull-ups. when you're a kid like when you knew the i did remember they go zero to they go zero to 100 with on you and i when we were with tim tibo i remember i did 30 pull-ups or 30 you did yeah or 32 pull-ups you did 32 i remember you i was like damn like we didn't think about it we didn't warm up just started doing them never warmed up never believed in it no now now now the mornings have to be moving quick a little slow picking my kid up i'm like ooh my shoulder
Starting point is 00:04:24 that annoys me yeah but daddy doesn't have any injuries I'm lucky. So what are you going to do to ways to well? I'm going to go get my levels checked. Let's really see what's going on with my free testosterone. Have you seen the oil change they can do? I have. They pull it out and it filters it?
Starting point is 00:04:41 You're not feeling it? I wouldn't knock it. Do you know Brigham? I know Brigham. He's awesome. My thing about all of that is that your kidneys are do a lot of flushing. They can only do so much. When they talk about detoxing, I'm still, the jury's out on a lot of that stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I want to stick to you try I'm going to stick to I think peptides I think are real I think stem cells are real I think testosterone's real I think creatine's real you know certain things that we know for a fact
Starting point is 00:05:07 and like athletes you know if you had to put your money on so you can do peptides stem cells testosterone what is it like you have to choose one what is the most effective do you think that actually well stem cells if I'm injured
Starting point is 00:05:19 for sure for sure they work oh my god yes yeah fix my knee fix my biceps and also peptides like uh well when you combine the stem cells with the peptides is when you're cooking with gas right and then you mix in the TRT the testosterone that enhances the recovery yeah so it's like the perfect peptides are going to be are the new frontier of medicine they're going to grow hair they're going
Starting point is 00:05:41 to grow muscle without side effects all of that shit yeah stem cells is i mean it's insane insane yeah that'd be good for you i'm glad you're going in there fucking finally finally i'm gonna land by helicopter because i i'm i'm i'm i don't want to drive. I don't like to drive. Does Shane do that too? Yeah, Shane and I are going to zip over by chopper, you understand. And then I'm going to get some, I'm going to get some stuff taken care of. Yeah. About time. About time. About time. You get your levels checked all the time. When you said your test was $1,400. I was just fucking. My buddy Nick, who's, you know, my feature, Nick Simmons was like, yeah, Big Nick. He knows. He called me. I was like, dude, tell Brendan,
Starting point is 00:06:21 that's too high. His lipid panels will go berserk. He loves you. Yeah. So he's like, make sure he knows it and I'm like and I and so I send you I sent you that text yeah you're like dude Nick said 1400 I said buddy dude I was just fucking with you because you were all you actually know a fuckload yeah I've been doing for a hot side you actually know a lot about um nutrition yeah like I remember with the cryo stuff I remember with the cold cold plunge all of that you would just do you'd be like I don't think so no no and those all went out of business yeah yeah because it's not gonna be cold plunging every day your body cold plunge is still popping like you know but it's kind of dying down everyone's like yeah but the the cryotherapy really
Starting point is 00:07:01 just it died died died because you can sit in ice water yeah there there's a there's a trend there where UFC fighters doing like chiropractors and cryo chambers okay okay yeah yeah that chiropractor shit they had this surgeon and the chiropractor's talking about so you see how you have here this this colorectal issue here you've got some inflammation the surgeon goes so um This is the biggest bunch of bullshit. That's your colon, and it just happens to have feces in it. And that's the most common thing. That's the most normal thing, this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:07:35 It's all snake oil. Snake oil, dude. Snake oil. Like, what are you talking about here? Yeah, just bullshit. It's a great way to kind of like make money. And the main thing also is all this like flushing and detox and stuff. It's like, what do you mean detox?
Starting point is 00:07:50 What toxins? What are the toxins? You see them when they ask that? It's like, yeah. with like you talk about inflammation i'm like yeah if you're if you're if you're shan o'mally you're marab we should be probably worried about inflammation oh yeah if you're like me buddy the inflammation i mean it's not good you you you want to do what you can you don't want to get inflammation from your coffee at starbucks and all that bullshit so if you can eliminate it yeah it's not going to help you
Starting point is 00:08:16 you you're not marab you're not hamzot no you're good yeah most americans are worried about like they're worried about the dyes and all the toxins, hey, dude, you should worry about how much food you eat and what your insulin levels are because you're eating sugar and shit all day. That's what you should worry about. My favorite is grease. We're about moving your body.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yeah. You know how Greece and Italy and they're like in Spain? They're like, they eat all this fat and they don't die and stuff like that. It's the olive oil. You have to eat olive oil. Eat a lot of olive oil, this guy Gundy or whatever, who wrote the plant paradox. Listen to this dude.
Starting point is 00:08:51 It's like, hey, bro, yeah, I, olive oil is fine. It's good. Okay. What you don't take into account is the fact that they take a nap. And the portions and the portions and how active are they? Right. They're walking and they take a nap. They have they they have lunch with their family. They've got great bonds. Their stress levels are really low and they take a nap when they stop taking naps. So they've done some studies. The guy who wrote why we sleep sleep expert when they you look at the metadata in like Greece when all of a sudden because there's money to me made tourists are there. They don't take naps. Yeah. So they keep their shops open.
Starting point is 00:09:24 They would work through the thing. Heart attacks. Cardiac incidents went up something nuts. Literally like 50%. 100%. Crazy. What a surprise. We call them Cestas where I come from.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah. And you always, when I lived in Greece as a kid, the entire city shut down for two hours. The entire city. You took a Ciesta. By the way, I think it was three hours. At what time? It would shut down like one to three. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And people would go home. have a nice, leisurely lunch and then take a little nappy poo. There it is. I remember this so well. The stores, everything would be closed. One to three. Yep. And the break can extend to four to five.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah. And then they'd work late. And then they'd have dinner late and party. To escape the hottest part of the day. That's what's different about Texas is the hottest part of day here is between four and five o'clock. Is it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:17 The hottest part of the day is at four o'clock. Is it? Look that up. That might be a fit. but I like the I like what you're saying look it up I like I looked it up you did yesterday you did yeah because you know that's when me and the boys do sports I take them to the cages I'm like it's fucking hot wow look at it's hot you do what that's so interesting why is that oh it's absorbing solar heat and heat wow I never would have thought of that yeah so we so on the weekends if they don't
Starting point is 00:10:45 have organized like so interesting practices we go at like nine it makes sense because I've been like But at four, especially at four o'clock, I'll be working in the garage at four o'clock, five o'clock. Because in L.A., five o'clock, you're good. Yeah. Here, four, five in the garage, I'm dripping sweat. I got to tell you, being in San Diego with that ocean and that breeze and that weather, I was like, San Diego is a little honky tonk, though, but it's nice. Not weather's great, but I think the thing, too, everyone's like, get ready for the heat,
Starting point is 00:11:16 get ready for the heat, and it's whatever. It's not 1883. That's the way of fucking AC. but um where i'm at in the valley it was a hundred 12 or 30 40 days in a row like hot's hot and the humidity here's whatever i just do better in the heat i like that i don't mind it i don't mind it at all yeah now houston you also were in some of that shit Colorado couldn't get too hot right no i'm saying oh the cold oh fuck off i would never and the snow miserable when i was with when i remember we were together doing the improv i think uh live t faccai show and i was coming to pick you
Starting point is 00:11:50 up and your brother come to your house and i got caught in the old snow slide in a snow slide it was crazy what was that what what's the uh what's the venue call out there's two there's one i think it was the em the what wasn't the comedy works was it comedy works i think it was the denver it's denver comedy works and then they have uh comedy works also in um and not highlands ranch greenwood village underground no it's uh yeah there's two comedy works it was out there it was out there right yes by my by where my pops lives yeah comedy works south that's what it is in greenwood village yeah there that's where like clop lives my brother's there my dad's there we did a lot how was how was denver doing it was so booming and then
Starting point is 00:12:38 the homeless shit and that covid stuff but remember they're supposed to get all that money back in the economy because they legalized marijuana how'd that go yeah how did that go how did that go you have you been to downtown Denver lately? Yeah, I have. It's a shit show. It's a shit show. It's so depressing. I don't think, you know,
Starting point is 00:12:57 my take on weed has always been not very popular. I just don't think it's not very popular. Yeah, me neither. I don't think it's good. It's supposed to be young kids. Wake up without a resume. You know, when you're 40.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah, and remember we'd start those comedy works shows when we were doing the road? We'd start it with a clip from the live I and the kid 3D. Yeah. That's how it started. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I was just thinking about that this morning. Pirate Kid 3D. Yeah, remember that Ms. Hahn. Daddy! Yeah. Fucking Mitch Rouse calling these ideas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:28 The curtain. Daddy! What the hell? So stupid. Yeah, that was fun. God, I wish we could get a hold of those. Fuck. They're on,
Starting point is 00:13:40 Vimeo. And you don't think we could upload those to... Remember we tried? No, no, hold on. The Patreon? I bet we could. Oh, that reminds us. me. In fact, Patreon and Vimeo have a deal. So if you, it's, it's, what would they do? That also reminds me that we're launching Patreon next week. So this is, this is for the hardcores. It's for the fans. We can engage. We'll do Q&As on there. You get two shows every month. Ad free. Listen, we're well aware how many ads. That's just the lay of the land now in podcast. And you listen to you listen to, whatever show you listen to, there's so many more ads. These companies got involved. It's just the way podcasting works.
Starting point is 00:14:20 we're very familiar with the mass amounts of ads. So our idea is to launch this Patreon. So you can get ad-free shows. They're going to be extended by 20 to 30 minutes. So you're getting bonus content. And then- Bonus content. And then-
Starting point is 00:14:33 So behind the scenes, Brian's been wrestling his ass off. Doing jiu-jitsu. And sure. Grappling. Competition grappling. And he's been doing it in order to beat me. We're going to see if Brian can beat me on there.
Starting point is 00:14:45 We're literally going to go over the things I've learned. And Brendan's going to show how you counter it. Yeah. And I'm going to show you how you counter that. Yeah. And then we'll go live and see if your training's paid off. We'll see how it goes for you. I can't fucking wait.
Starting point is 00:14:55 That's going to be great. Yep. And then I'll give a tour of my cars, the studio, behind the scenes of the shop, all that stuff. And that's every month you're getting that bonus content. It's five bucks a month. Five bucks. It's three to five or is it five? Just five.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Five bucks. So skip one day at Starbucks and that covers you ad free, firing the kid, bonus content. This is for the hardcores. This is for you guys. we're well aware of the mass amounts of ads yes yeah we should have done a patron a long time ago we should have but we're finally doing it we can commit to it out here in texas and that will be next week we'll be promoted all week hold on what's up with that watch what about it who makes that jackson it's my boy jackson's nice yeah i thought it was an odmachier an apie an apie this is
Starting point is 00:15:43 similar to that but these are super they're not giving the apes away they're not if times get tough I'll sell that thing. Yeah. Yeah. I actually had a sponsor I work with on the car, send me that. That's a nice watch. Very nice watch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I do not deserve it, but I'll take it. The AP is, yeah. Oh, is that a million dollars? I have the Royal Oak in all gold. So it's not uncommon to spend $46,000. The Royal Oak is a million. Those ones are used. What?
Starting point is 00:16:21 Yeah, okay. Well, those are not, they're not giving them away. Well, that's a $273,000 watch. APs are wild. That's crazy. Yeah, I had a sponsor sent to me. I had no idea it was in the box. I thought it was a T-shirt or something.
Starting point is 00:16:36 But, yeah, someone I work with on the truck sent it to me, one of the sponsors I work with. Thanks for all the work. I'm like, um, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.
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Starting point is 00:17:10 This is what I do fast fit. Beverly Hills Cop. The Girl with a Dragon Tattoo. And Julie and Julia. Bon Appetit. All for free on your favorite. favorite devices Pluto TV stream now pay never is there any update on the whole rajah stuff yeah there's some yeah let's see what's going on here who's that guy oh we'll get to that
Starting point is 00:17:35 uh that's uh one of the vampires from uh blade what i mean we got to do you think about those ears uh cut them off yeah cut them off or or time back pin him back yeah pin them back like a dope yeah let's pin him back so this is his brother's apparently this is psycho stew's brother yeah it's still not a great update but so he's uh this is brother says good evening stew uh stew uh stuart uh psycho stew is resting since he sustained severe injuries to his head he's currently conscious and able to talk but will have difficult recovery ahead with all the media and social media attention it's been hard to get back to everyone uh stew appreciates all the love and support he loves wrestling his wrestling family and all his fans and supporters wrestling has been a huge part of his life
Starting point is 00:18:14 and he loves to put on performance he's also just a regular guy with the life and family outside the ring his wife has currently set up a go fund me for those who are wishing to donate yeah i don't uh yeah is you know i've i've had you know i gave my take on it you can't defend it it's horrible what happened it's fucking terrible it's so it's and someone said this to me they go how would you feel if that happened to your brother or if someone did that to brian or when your kids when they're older would you be as and i'm not i'm not giving much compassion uh you know he he made his bed he has to lay in it oh yeah um i think you're kind of doomed when you do something when you're that kind of guy and you're that you're that stupid about something
Starting point is 00:18:57 that you're 25 years old dude your prefrontal cortex is fully developed yeah the thing about the thing that bothers me is when they told him like dude he's fucked up man like his heart flat like you fucked up and he goes my bad excuse me no no i'm gonna need i'm gonna need more than my bad he kept punching him while he went 22 times we're trying to kill him here's the question let's say those guys didn't pull him off then what he would have killed him he'd be dead so what do you do well it's it's look he's in real trouble i like rampage i don't like talking about rampage this kid this way no it has nothing to do with that no but but also when i say this is a major crime explain this to me brian and it's california so a little more lenient if you're going to do it
Starting point is 00:19:41 anywhere you do in California but so so the stew now that he's conscious and awake let's say he goes i'm not pressing charges will can will the state still go after him my guess is this because how's it worked my my my guess is the state the the attorney general can bring up charges i think even even if stew doesn't press charges i believe so i think you committed a crime but i don't know because because in like a domestic violence situation uh if you had a friend who beat up a girl you always see them like they'll arrest them and they'll go to jail but then they're like yeah no charges were pressed the girl decided not to press charges yeah maybe maybe because can you look that up chin how's that work with yel romero he got attacked by it with a sword press no charges and press no charges
Starting point is 00:20:25 but still that's a deadly weapon that's also woke chicago no but i think the d a can pursue without people present because it's different if you use a weapon like if i fire a gun in a i don't know how it works you well then you're endangering things you well then you're endangering the public. Because people that go, he's going to sue the ship. Yes, the process is to still proceed with a case, even if the victim doesn't press charges. As the state, as the state, not the victim decides whether, yes. A victim's lack of cooperation can make a case more difficult, but prosecutors and rely on other evidence such as police report.
Starting point is 00:20:55 This is where he's fucked. Look, there's security fighters. I mean, we see that's what I'm saying. That's where he's felt because it's premeditated. I think he's going to go to jail. You can't do that. I'm sorry, but there's something very wrong. What would the charges be against them?
Starting point is 00:21:09 Aggravated assault. Attempted murder. Yeah. Attempted murder. Aggregated assault. Bring that up, Chin. What's he looking at? With intent to cause egregious bodily harm.
Starting point is 00:21:18 You can, but what's a prosecutor? A prosecutor can. A prosecutor can literally charge you with attempted murder here. Assault with a deadly weapon, all kinds of stuff. Go down, Chin? Yeah, there you go. Some more news or where. Stopped attempted murder.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I mean, that's what they're. He would not have stopped unless he had been drawn off, you know. Chin, I sent you one of the wrestlers Yeah, it's up next. Jesus, that's great. Have you seen the wrestler who you stopped them? He's like, dude, you punched me in the fucking face. There you go.
Starting point is 00:21:54 When we're in the ring and I'm breaking it up and he shoots a fucking double leg on me. By the way, work a better fucking double leg, you frick. And then I'm telling you to fucking calm down. I'm not even fighting or not even be a fucking hostile. Then you're trying to fucking work and get lower, do this, change positions. and I'm over having to swim with you, all this other shit. And then you fucking punch me in the fucking eye. After we're breaking it up, you fucking loser.
Starting point is 00:22:19 That's why you got fucking headbutton. That's why I fucking punch you, and you're fucking lucky. I was tired from the match before this. What kind of fucking person are you? You fucking low-life fucking clown. You want a fucking cloud so you beat up a guy that's fucking half unconscious. You punch a guy that's trying to break up a fight, not even trying to fight you.
Starting point is 00:22:36 I wasn't even trying to hurt you. The fuck is wrong with you. So do you think he, wanted to continue beating up stew that's i think he would have killed him if you didn't stop it right i promised you he would have killed him he would have killed me if he would have got the best of me if he would have took my legs out from under me like he was trying to he was going to do the same thing to me that he did to stew clearly you watch the stream when he's walking away i'm tired of people fucking with me i don't care how many times you've been fingered in your life bro i don't
Starting point is 00:23:00 give a fuck if you got a problem with the world and the people around you change the people around you change it up a little bit go to therapy get some and help don't take it out on everybody else and then you want to train by one of the best fighters to ever live your father use his fucking clout use his knowledge and then you want to hurt people that don't train like that you're a fucking bully you're a it's outrageous you know what it's impossible to defend it that died trust that's what i'm sorry you can't like man did he mess up the other thing is is from what i hear the organization isn't cooperating with investigation they they're they're you know for whatever reason i don't know what's going on
Starting point is 00:23:38 there. I can see this, though. It's all on fucking camera. You can see it on camera. I don't, I doubt that this guy, Sue, is not going to press charges. Well, yeah, that's a different thing if he does, and you assume he does it soon, but is there a world where, you know, it's Rampage's
Starting point is 00:23:56 sudden, can Rampage go, listen, drop the charges and I'll give you $300,000? Because the guy's not, you know, $300,000 is a lot of fucking money. Does Rampage have $300,000? He's good. Yeah, yeah, right. Rampage is good. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's good. Well, I think...
Starting point is 00:24:12 Is there something in that world? I think there is. I think I think Rampage. Obviously, look, the tragedy is... Hold on, but hold on. Rampage loves his son. Yeah, let me ask you this. Let's say your son did that. And you have the means to pay $300,000. What's your son learn if you bail him out? Does it teach your son a better lesson if he goes into the system? What do you do as a father? The answer, I guess the answer is I don't know, right? But, but, but I will say this since you're pressing me.
Starting point is 00:24:41 I would have to really, really look. I know what you would do. Yeah. You would pay the $300,000, Brian. 100%. But now, Raj's career's over. Yeah, I'd never going to be welcome back. You don't get, because here's the other thing.
Starting point is 00:24:54 You don't walk away from this. He didn't do that too. Damage, you don't walk away. No. There's no going back. Because it's not like he did it to a guy who's this dick and he was egging him on. Do you got, do you know that Psycho Stew story? Uh, former, I think Marine or something.
Starting point is 00:25:08 like that, had severe PTSD, started wrestling to find an escape from all the madness and PTSD. Here's what I would say to Raj. You're talking about a vet. Here, if I was my son, I would say this to him. I would say, you are in a position now where you have had a fall from grace and you have an opportunity. My hope for Rajah, is it Raja? Not Raja.
Starting point is 00:25:33 My hope for Raja is that he truly transforms from this. he pays whatever price he has to pay and when he's 40 years old he looks back on this and he's an example for people you know like there are a lot of people that have a fall from grace that really screw up and then they come back as a very different kind of person he's 25 and he's 25 and so he looks back and goes i don't even know who that guy was and i went through all this to learn that that's not who you are his his but there's clearly some and i don't know there's something going on. Yes. I don't know if there's therapists. I don't know if there's therapists who can figure this out because it's usually older, but clearly the online blowback that even before this
Starting point is 00:26:15 and encourage him to do this stuff, he's listening to that. He's listening to that and he feels this insecurity that he's this bitch or beta or gay or whatever the hell is going on in his head. You wouldn't punch somebody 22 times. But there's anger in there saying, I'm no bitch and I'm a show my dad, I'm no bitch. It's like, let's talk about that. So, and did you see what Sean Strickland said? Yeah. What do you say? There's a long post.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Read this. Because Sean Strickland said jail isn't the answer for him. And I'm not saying I agree with it. But it's an interesting topic. I don't know that jail changes behavior. You know, I think that there has to be some consequence for your action at 25. The bottom line, yes. The answer can't be my dad bails me out.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Yeah. Because then you learn nothing. That's right. it's going to happen again that's right but as a father you're like dude yeah but again it's an opportunity everything is an opportunity it's an opportunity for this kid to come out of this whenever he does a better person a better example otherwise what are we doing there you go here it is there is jackson's kid shouldn't go to jail prison should be always the last resort i was arrested at 19 for two felonies i don't know what that is i would have spent five to six years in prison if the
Starting point is 00:27:33 had its way. After six years in a cell coming out with nothing being indoctrinated with gangs and violence, I guarantee I would have killed someone. There was one guy telling me about how he picked up a murder charge and I remember being impressed by him. That would have been my future. Instead, I pled and took 100 days jail or work release, a ton of anger management and a decent amount of victim restitution after a miserable two years of court. Luckily, a lawyer took my case for free because I didn't have a dollar in my name. Bottom line is it's not about the person in prison. It's about who they become when they're out of prison. I believe if I wasn't offered that deal, I'd be dead today.
Starting point is 00:28:08 And more than likely would have resulted in someone else's as well. My two cents, rehabilitation over prison always. It's fair. What he's saying is that revenge is not going to do anything. What we'll do is you don't throw someone away. You take this kid who's 25 and say, what are you willing to do? Is this going to be your future? Do you want to keep going down this path?
Starting point is 00:28:29 Or is there a better, is there a better way? way to go. What do you want to make the that this is Rajas' choice I don't know if it's a choice I think you're going to have to force him to do to do you have to give him options he's going to have to pick one yeah um
Starting point is 00:28:46 I don't know what you do I don't know because well the state does so typically in these cases yeah they're they want them in prison you have to pay a price but here's my question there's a price to be at 25 let's say give him five 10 years let's say you give him 10 years which a lot
Starting point is 00:29:02 he's going to be 35, no education, no job, no career, and you put him on the street. Does that make for a better contributing citizen? Not always? No, the answer is no. I would say there are a lot of people that do come out after seven years, six years, and they come out of it and they turn 180 degrees. Oh, I'd say that's the exception. It's always the exception, but that's your choice, right?
Starting point is 00:29:28 You have a choice. My thing is what I'm saying is that when you do this, it's such an, egregious violation of someone's rights and it's shocking behavior and it's obviously somebody who probably right now doesn't have control over themselves okay you'd agree with that and when you don't have control over yourself and you resort to that kind of savage violence chances are society goes you're not a safe person to be around because you might do it again correct so that's why they want you off the street so your rights end when you do that how would you feel if he did that to your son. So that's why we have what's called objective law. Subjective law, how I would feel
Starting point is 00:30:06 is, that's why you ever hear the expression, it's a rule of law, not rule of man. Rule of man would be, the king says, hey, it's my son, he gets off. Rule of law is the idea of there's an objective standard. That objective standard is no matter where you are, you are, you're not allowed to do that, you're not allowed to rein 20 punches down. Unless you're a hundred biting son. Yeah, but you're not allowed to rain 20 punches down like that because you tried to kill somebody and justice let me define what justice is to everybody justice is an injustice means something is out of place justice is everything in its rightful place um this man is in a hospital bed he's got a long recovery he may have brain damage he certainly is going to have PTSD he's going to have a lot
Starting point is 00:30:48 of things wrong yeah so so that man something has to be there's got to be restitution there's got to be something. That could be a lot of things. It doesn't have to be him rotting in a jail. Raja can do his, he can, he can beg forgiveness. He can become a better person. He can help people. There's a lot of options for him. So I agree with Sean in the sense that let's not throw Raja away. Let's not say this. Roger's got a great dad. He's young. Raja's got a father who can help him through this. Roger's got a family who can help him through this. Roger can help himself through this. But he's got to help himself through this. I see both things. Like right now you're leaning towards Raja. If I'm psycho stew and I'm
Starting point is 00:31:25 his family? Correct. I'm saying, hold on. That's right. No, you're not just going to pay me off and this goes away. Right. They, Stu's rights have to be a precedent. Stu's rights are more important right now than Rajas. Because he's the victim. We care more about the victim right now than we do the. Rajas is a 25 year old man. Yes. Fully adult in any society and made that choice. He made that choice. You are responsible for the condition you are And also it says the LAPD is looking into it. How long is it fucking take? Well, they've already looked into it.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Yeah, they've looked into it. And there's still nothing's being done? They're going to, no, they're building a case. They, when, the way they fill the case, yeah, they build a case by this. They just, they go through, they talk to the DA and they say, and they talk to the state, they say, are we going to press charges? What is the case we're bringing? And they bring the case, which is assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, a thousand.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Not assault with deadly weapon. Or you're saying an example. You can say that, so you can actually, so you can actually. murder so have you been training with your hands that's false oh it is yeah that's false yeah um see if that's it's the case it's false yeah like you remember they're like if you're a trained fighter you got to rest your hands so so this is the kind of conversation they have though where they go but the judge well say the judge well say you've been trained as a professional fighter you should have more restraint you can do more damage you know how to do the techniques yeah so that's going to go
Starting point is 00:32:48 against you but so it depends on the judge yeah but this was clearly a felony can you see what what if if if if when you when you kick somebody when can you be can you be charged with assault with a deadly weapon if you don't have an actual weapon in your hand with with your fist you use just your fists and feet yes yeah yep there you go because body parts like hands can be considered deadly weapons if used in a manner likely cause death or serious about The severity of the tax, the degree of injury, intent of the, you know, assailium. And let me tell you what else happens here, just so you know. For example, severe repeated punching that causes permanent damage could result in hands being considered deadly weapons.
Starting point is 00:33:37 So what I'm saying, it's, it's, so it doesn't matter that he's trained. Exactly. That's what the point. That's all I'm saying. You know, like Steven Seagal says he was registered with deadly weapons. But can I tell you what they do? But they're going to lean towards it. A lawyer will come in and say, 100%.
Starting point is 00:33:51 This kid's been training since he was X, Y, and Z. he's going to do more damage because he's trained do more damage he was raining punches down he used what he knew his leverage technique and so now they this is not just a criminal case this is also a civil case and when you get when you get convicted of a criminal case there's not a jury in the world if he wants to press charges that's going to put rajah in debt for the rest of his life no i know they're going to go any money you make for the rest of your life it's going to be docked that's what happens. So it's a major,
Starting point is 00:34:24 and also even though it's not official that your hands are lethal weapons because you trained, again, to your point, there's not a jury who doesn't think the same thing you do because that narrative, that urban legend of if you're a professional
Starting point is 00:34:38 fighter, you have to register your hands, which is insane, they all think that. You don't even need to prove it. No, he trained. His hands are more dangerous than his because he's a professional trained fighter. What Rampage, I'm sure, would do in this situation for his son is he would say the idea would be what is it going to
Starting point is 00:34:57 take to settle a civil case before we go to court because i know you're coming after me and if you're if you're the family of stew and let's say they don't have much money what's that number so so what the you would probably go super high being meaning like you don't want to deal with all this this is why you'll get your money tomorrow as opposed to seven years from now correct and and you get a lump sum and i'm going to put my money in a there's a lot of things that roger can do i don't have any money and then he can never get paid and his dad can just give him a stipend there are a lot of ways around this and so what you do is you say well i'll give you half a million dollars right now all cash all cash and you get it right now yeah that's a lot of money by the way half a million dollars a lot of
Starting point is 00:35:40 money it depends where you're at financially you know yeah but that that does cost you a million you know yes so not a lot of very few people have that much money lying around no yeah it's a ton of money yeah but also yeah and then is does that by bailing raja out is that the move for long-term success it's it's does he learn any bad situation yes he clearly needs professional help though i think something like this to sean strickman's point something like this might save raja's life not ruin his life if you really look at it in terms of it's going to ruin his life for a while, but there's, that, that would this happen again? What's going on that this happened? What's going on that he's in this mindset? Yeah, why didn't you feel like you're
Starting point is 00:36:28 bad? Who are you listening to? Who's in your, who's in your sphere of influence here? Is it the trolls online that's bothered you? What are you doing, buddy? No. We need a, this is called, you know what this is called? A come to Jesus moment. And you either come to Jesus here or not. But I think for everyone, like, for young kids, it's, as adult, it's tough. When you're reading comments online, and that's your world and you're paying attention to that and not the people in real life surrounded by you when you're listening to those comments instead of actual people in person that are in your circle when they're affecting you online to that degree that they can pure pressure you into doing shit like this it's time to have a conversation but it's also time to
Starting point is 00:37:08 have a conversation even at a national level with social media there has to be some regulation in place man the way this is affecting kids is not fucking good. No. It's not good. And if you look, there's a whole study of, there's a list of kids, what do you want to be when you grow up? What do you think the number one thing was?
Starting point is 00:37:29 Rapper, athlete. You would think, right, athlete? When I was a kid, it was a professional athlete. You talked to 100 kids. It's a YouTuber. Yes. You know what? In specific influencer.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Excuse me? What the fuck? Go out and do something, man. Develop a talent, a skill. Yeah. have a career not good if you want to inspire people it ain't going to be fucking sitting on your couch coming up with memes and shit no so i think that's a bigger conversation it's like how has social media now it's a really good tool so for people like us i make you know
Starting point is 00:38:07 endorsement stuff like that based off my social media falling but at the same time too i'm 40 years old yeah i'm equipped for it how's it affecting the younger kids it's not suicide mental depression all the shit's significantly higher young girls not to mention with girls like like not to mention you're not connecting to anybody you're not talking to your family you're in you're on your phone up in your room that's a whole other debate but then it's also like and then men are lonelier than ever because they're just in these group chat because there are porn addicts gambling addicts because that their their fingertips video game addicts how legislation doesn't go hold up our young demo is fucking lot of this this this increase of cancer among young kids they're like oh it must
Starting point is 00:38:53 be that well a lot of it's the obesity or just the lack of movement and the shit food and the shit you're doing to yourself it's not good yeah it's not that your kid has to be on some paleo diet from at nine no no he can he can kind of eat what he wants but yes when i was getting same with my kids now they burn that shit off in two hours three hours easily yeah They're outside non-fucking stop. They're not, they don't stop moving, man. I'm kind of liking the blonde hair. I'll be honest.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Oh, thanks, man. I'm not like in the, when I'm laying down fucking fat. Yeah, your skin looks good. I know, isn't it weird? It does, actually. I know. I usually hate myself, but I feel better.
Starting point is 00:39:33 No, no, you look good. You look a little younger. That's what my father-in-law said. He goes, man, I need to start doing nicotine, drinking tight cokes, if that's the results. So you're doing nicotine, peptides, test. But you also. working out, and I fast every day. Yeah, and I eat right.
Starting point is 00:39:51 You've never stopped. Never stop. And I eat right. And I'm not as stressed. You do not look 40, whatever at all. Yeah, 42. Yeah, you look younger then. Yeah, you're not as stressed.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I'll take it. Not as stressed out here in Austin. Interesting. Get on it, Chin. I've been trying to get on it. Jen, how's your health coming long? I told you the tapering, it's actually going good. Heart rate going fast still?
Starting point is 00:40:14 It's down to like 103, 113. I remember it was like Oh, I remember 2130 Good Yeah All right Do they know why that is
Starting point is 00:40:24 What Do they know why Your heart just started racing Well I have high blood pressure In my family anyways I'm alcohol right And of course alcohol I have a buddy who lives in Florida
Starting point is 00:40:34 He's a big time lawyer out there He goes All I would need is one conversation With chin I could give him to stop drinking What do you mean? He loves the show He goes
Starting point is 00:40:44 If I just talk to Can you connect me chin one conversation because he stopped drinking he's like i can get him stop drinking all right i'll connect you guys sure i had i'm already on the way to doing it so i don't know yeah but it can't hurt yesterday i was at the sunset strip and this kid this guy chuck this goes brian callan you know i've been i've been listening to fight on kids since my fox days and he goes and i feel so close to you guys because you're kind of the soundtrack to my life i was like yeah i'm so sorry he goes he goes he goes no i'm so sorry i just sold my company i started my company and i just
Starting point is 00:41:16 sold it for a big sum. He is now richer than you and brother. And he goes, you guys were kind of like there for the whole thing. So it's really weird. Cool. Give us 10%. I know. I was like little,
Starting point is 00:41:25 I'm a grease. I'm going to wet my beak. Wet my beak. I was a soundtrack to your whole business. Let's go. Good for him though. Yeah, handsome guy dropping his daughter off to watch some concert. And he's like just, he's like probably 40 something.
Starting point is 00:41:37 And he's like, I don't know. He had nothing to do. So he was watching the stand up. Love it. Came to the mothership. All right. What do you got, Jen? Wait, I remember thinking literally sitting on a drive over here.
Starting point is 00:41:46 like when you guys started doing this entertainment stuff you're you started acting right is that the first thing yeah i started acting so acting and then you because i because i didn't have i started acting because i didn't have the arm or body for football but i wanted to be a quarterback i just didn't have the arm or the height what were you to say though jimper he goes on that weird rant no i want to hear this or the or the or the head for the game but i wanted it i Well, Brian started acting and was having some success. And his friends told him, dude, you should really go all in on stand-up because he's always funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:21 And then you were doing both. Yeah, Patty Jenkins specifically, the director. The director of Wonder Woman, never heard of her? Yeah, she's like, hey, can you please stop trying to be this brooding actor? You're a jackass. Yes. Yeah. That's pretty awesome.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Then, Brent, what was the first thing you did that made you, like, noticeable in the public eye? UFC. see so like but uh was ultimate fighter that the first thing fighter is my big break yes so i was like thinking back like what do you remember the first time someone recognized you on the street and how you felt when that happened do you know what i'm talking about like even with you by like they're like are you such and such i know i know how i felt i'll answer for him you know what he would get recognized you know what he would do you'd be like yeah it's cool but it's not what's you you were always like your goal your goals were bigger yeah i don't know but you're always on your way it was cool the ultimate
Starting point is 00:43:09 fighter because remember ultimate fighter filmed and then it didn't come out to like eight weeks later so i remember walk around like man i wonder how things you're like because i was taking the bus all the time to training and i was like in my head i'm like when this is due i'm being on this bus everyone's gonna know me everyone's especially in denver yeah yeah because and remember ultimate fighter ultimate fighter was a big deal that was the most watch season ever yeah so yeah it was interesting did it happen oh yeah yeah yeah so how did you feel when it was awesome right yeah it was awesome there's pros and cons that come with it right like even uh i get recognized in awesome where i do in l.a not even close but i'll go out with like my neighbors and stuff to pick up
Starting point is 00:43:51 whatever like when we went to pick up the fireworks and all the neighbors are with me and the kids were like oh shit shop what's up man you need this you need this and they you know they just know me as this the baseball football dad the psycho dad and they're like this always happens i'm like all the time man they're like what like all i remember the first time i hung out with you, Donald Saroni, and Nate Marcourt, at the height of everybody's career. Like, everybody was fighting. And I think you guys had come to my stand-up. And we were at a bar.
Starting point is 00:44:19 And I remember my wife was being hit on by some jamook, some dork. Some d'ork. Some jock-ch-mook, some fucking dude. Yeah, some, like, guy in khakis. Yeah, I love it. But he was drunk and just, you know, my wife was easy on the eyes. Yeah, Amanda was a guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:36 And he's just like that. And I was with my buddy. And he's like, hey, you should probably make sure I go, oh, I don't have to make sure I have anything. I have friends with these guys. You see those three? If there's any situation, it's going to get so crazy. Yeah, I think back on those. But you guys were so handsome.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I remember, like, you were so young and good-looking. That's a good-looking crew. Dude, and Cowboy has boots on. It's a handsome. And the girl. There's something about Cowboy, man. He just. Handsome, and he's also like this outlaw.
Starting point is 00:45:03 You don't look at me. He's an outlaw. You don't look at me and go, that guy's dangerous. That's an outlaw. Well, you had that hungry eyes. Girls liked you because you were. They liked me, but Cowboys, even to this day, like, Cowboy at the races or when I do it, you know, me and Cowboy have the same sponsor in Black Buffalo.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Like, when we're together, there's just something about, he's like this mysterious. Yes. Like, first of all, he wasn't smiling. He wasn't really saying that he had his boots on. He had his cowboy hat on. He was dressed like a cowboy. And I remember my friend's wife, friend, the wives, including mine, they were all like, who's the cowboy? Like, they were like, he's just a danger.
Starting point is 00:45:37 He has this danger sexiness. about him. Full mouth. I love Cowboys. Symmetry. Such a good dude. And fighting. I love that dude. I miss Cowboy. We miss you, Cowboy. I fucking love that guy. Yep, but I think back in those days, like, when I was just getting started fighting and I went to New Mexico to train at Jackson's and, like, me and Cal, like, me and Calway really didn't know. We knew each other a little bit. And then I stayed in his house with Cody Donovan. I stayed at Cowboys' house because he had a house with Leonard Garcia. None of us had money no one was famous we're just like man hopefully what some someone's make to the ufc and it was
Starting point is 00:46:11 like such you know the training was so tough like those days were so cool you guys trained no money no no one had any money like if like we'd go to 7-11 but like what are we gonna do man let's get one gator aid yeah we didn't have to money and you were trying to just you were just train everyone's trying to get to the ufc wow and then me and cody would be on the same card so we're having camps together we'd be at jacksons or you know in at graham Rudge in Denver. And you're trying to find sparring partners big enough? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:41 And then it was Shane Carwin. Yep, my brother, Shane. But I had a girlfriend at the time, and I remember there's this, because I always knew, like, my thing, like my striking was good, my Jitsu was pretty good, but I knew, like, eventually wrestling
Starting point is 00:46:56 would be the Achilles heel. So I was trying to find, like, a wrestling. I was trying, at the time, me and Shane were close, but I didn't have that connection with Northern Colorado yet to go up there train in their practices like that's a huge invite so i didn't have that so i was like looking for something that like a wrestling i was like looking for high level wrestling and then rhino wrestling
Starting point is 00:47:16 opened up and that's um warren if you remember warren from bellatory he's this little guy but he was like an olympian wrestler jo warren yeah he opened a gym in downtown Denver and he was like yeah we do nine o'clock it's not it's like nine to 11 and it's five days a week and i was like can I come he's like yeah but you have to come every day and I remember driving home that night so excited really because I was like oh shit I found a puzzle piece oh it's such high level because now remember it's Joe Warren who's an Olympian his wrestling coach who wrestled at Oklahoma State I forget his name but that's why it's called rhino and then also uh mo low wall who's do you know king mo he's in corners now he was a judo guy that wasn't he king moe no world class wrestler oh he was
Starting point is 00:48:02 Let me tell me about King Mo. When it comes to coaching, I've had phenomenal, Gary Barnett, Henner Gracie, Henzo Gracie, Amal Easton, Trevor Whitman, Leicester Bowling, Buddy. When it comes to breaking down wrestling, when you talk about Savant, King Moe is the best coach I've ever seen. Now, at the time, he was still competing, so he would teach when he could. I think he's full-time now. If I was a fighter, that's who I'd go to. Just to learn grappling. His mind for wrestling MMA is the best I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:48:39 And he can put in layman terms at the highest level. So now you have King Moe there, who's training and coaching. You have the coach, Rino, and you have Joe Warren. And then you have these other big guys there. But I remember he's like, you can come. And it's from 9 to 11 o'clock at night because they had other jobs. And he's like, but you have to make every day. I'm like, say less.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I remember driving home so fucking stoked I found this puzzle piece. and I remember, oh, I'm going to have to break it with my girl. Why? Because the life I'm going to have, I'm going to have so selfish, I don't have time. You don't have time. No, and I remember coming home and be like, just so you know. Yeah, I'm not around. I'm not going to be around anymore.
Starting point is 00:49:16 And I remember I was like so heartbroken, but I was like, this is what it's going to take to get to where I'm going. And I'm going there. You're going. This is a sacration. What did he weigh? Was he a big guy? 85. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:27 And just broke it down. How long did it take you before you started really learning wrestling? I had a good base because of Carwin. I was training with Carwin all the time. But then after that, I met Leicester Bowling, and I got invited to wrestle with the University of Northern Colorado. So then I was going to drive into Greeley three times a week, which was, you know, hour and a half, two-hour drive.
Starting point is 00:49:48 And I was doing that two-hour drive. And you got, when did you learn that the old double leg was very hard to stop? That was always my thing because of football. Oh. Because the natural explosiveness from football. Because very few people could really deal with that. It was tough to do. The old double leg.
Starting point is 00:50:02 You grab them by the hips. Timing, Explosiveness. All about timing. Yeah, I remember telling my girl like, yeah, this is just,
Starting point is 00:50:09 were you like actually in love with her though? Or were you just into her? No, we were together for a long, long time. And I was just like, that's insane. Like,
Starting point is 00:50:17 you actually broke that. That's how bad I wanted it. That's the difference. That's how bad I want it. That's it. I tell my son, you got to have that dog. Like,
Starting point is 00:50:25 I was literally willing to do anything. Right. Give up my girl and house. The part, I don't give a fuck. go to Jackson, sleep at Cowboys on the ground, I'm there. Yeah, whatever it takes. Will you train me?
Starting point is 00:50:35 I'm there. But I mean, so even with me, remember the first time we were talking about moving to Austin, but we didn't do it. And I was with, you know, my girl at the time, you're like, you're still down to go. I'm like, I'm down to go. But I'm not going to break up. Like, I would just see if it works, you know. Well, you got to, you just like, but I know.
Starting point is 00:50:51 I just knew, like, it wasn't fair to her. Like, I was going to be gone every day, every night. Well, that's that desperation. If I had to go to Albuquerque. for two weeks, I'm going to Albuquerque. I'm driving tonight. Yes. Like if Greg Jackson called me or wink was like, hey, we need a body.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I'm there. You're there. You already knew that it's not going to work. You're not going to have time. I just knew my path. Like, I was going to have to be selfish and you don't want to have people in your life. That's why now it's like, people like, oh, you come back to comedy. I can't.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I can't. I can't. It's not about me. It's about the kids. So I can't do both. I can't. I can't. And be present.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Like, you know, I've never missed a tiger. practice ever never missed practice bossy's starting out never miss this practice you love it so much was what was born to do yeah i'd rather make less money and i'm good do i miss stand up i miss the hang i miss the guys i miss going out every night and having something to do nothing like your kids but no there's nothing like and i was sharing this with his dad the other day his son seven he's on travel ball and his dad was like yeah it's our first time and you know and i was like i'll let you know now it's a lot it's a lot and summer vacations those are gone like parents are in the neighborhood like oh we're going to fiji or hawaii or tahiti for vacation what are you guys doing i'm like playing
Starting point is 00:52:09 baseball that's it and now you might hear that and go what there's nothing better than watching your son compete in a tournament on saturday and sunday and doing well or just having the time there's nothing better i love that and plus and also i make such a your friends with the parents. I will be there from, you know, say it's a 9 o'clock game, so we got to leave the house at 6.36. That means my day starts at 6. I don't get home to 8 o'clock at night.
Starting point is 00:52:39 And there's nothing I would rather do. So cool. There's no vacation in Tahiti, there's nothing. There's no sold out crowd. No, that is a vacation. There's nothing. That is a vacation. It's life.
Starting point is 00:52:50 My brother-in-law's that way with soccer and his kids loves it. The absolute best. He's like, you know, he was saying, I mean, we were talking about where he's moving in school. He goes, and then there's sports. I mean, it sounds like not a big deal to you, but I was like, I get it. It's like, you know, it's an important thing. Oh, when I came here, I wasn't worried about, I mean, hopefully the neighbors are nice and the hood's cool and stuff like that and the house works out. My number one anxiety came, how can I get my boys on a sports team?
Starting point is 00:53:14 That was my number one precursor. What can we, but you got boys that live for that shit too. Love it. And so do I. I live for it now. There's nothing the best. That's why I told the dad. He's like, man, no vacations, this.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I go, I know it. Outside looking in, you're like, oh, my. my god but i'm like i'm telling you it's worth it those vacations you're not even going to think about no you're going to be in some shitty town in texas but it's going to be the best time yeah there's gonna be snacks your kids gonna ball out you're gonna be in some shitty hotel yeah outside you're going oh this is terrible it's the best yeah the best yeah there's nothing better that's thank god my kids signed up for baseball god god the best got to get my kids in tennis camp right now all right what else you got chin all right let's move along here this week's episode is brought you by true
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Starting point is 00:54:56 some you know dude i need some focused calm energy i need you and i've been vibing today and i like to think it's because we've been in this business so long but there's a secret tell there's a secret well i'm looking right now to keep my my power smooth and sustained always which is why i'm about to break out a little uh magic mind max is it the max yeah the green the magia oh boy i think the high like one of the highest forms of antioxidants on the planet you get some uh ashwaganda and corticeps and caffeine. You want that smooth, sustain power
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Starting point is 00:55:52 pressure? I don't feel too much pressure on it, but I feel you. all right jim what do you got all right let's go ahead and start with no not that one this one was trippy so this is a uh basically a vampire yeah he's a vampire he's disgusting so some girl caught him sniffing her butt oh yeah he's a cereal butt store well she caught him on camera oh and just look at it he has such a unique looking face and ears yeah we got we got we got if he's if you're just listening think of the blade mom monster but black the blade monster yeah the vampires from blade yeah yeah he does see he does have vampire ears there's no doubt about that he does have vampire ears these guys yeah
Starting point is 00:56:41 yeah that's fair that's probably that's him right there yeah zoom it zoom it 100% fair but you know what the blade monster that's him better ears the i was just gonna say is better ears yeah yeah he needs to um he's got a fetish he's got a fetish and that is he likes to sniff ass now is that like what's going to be the charge though i think just uh let me see the video he touches her cheeks no no that that's why it's tricky to charge because he doesn't touch him oh look at him turning well listen this girl's doing a little you know vlog thing all he's doing all he's doing and today are going to barns and noble and getting star all he's doing except i ended up being stalked and violated the entire yeah so i get to barns and noble and get my
Starting point is 00:57:20 Starbucks. I'm super excited to look at books, but this is the area that it started. I was in this corner for a while, and I noticed the guy was staring at me through that little hole. And I couldn't tell if I was being paranoid or if he was just reading a book. No, he's trying to smell that pooper. In that little corner. Anyways, it felt like anywhere I moved, he kept following me. So I recorded just in case he was trying to say anything or do anything to me. But I definitely didn't expect him to do this. Like, what the actual fuck? And the whole time, I'm thinking I'm fine because he hasn't said anything or touched me or anything. But then you notice that he goes over. and does the same thing to this girl.
Starting point is 00:57:52 And he'll crouch down low and pretend like he's doing something and then smell. Well, I don't even know if that's a crime. I actually don't know if you can get charged with sniffing. Wait, she says, what she said to him? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:58:06 What are you doing? He says, time I shoot you. He said, what are you doing? I was so freaked out when I turned around and saw him literally under me. So freaking close to me. So I decided to tell the front desk. Yeah, I'm sure the book nerds are going to fucking say something.
Starting point is 00:58:20 yeah he's like what just whatever you don't walk by the guy i don't wipe i farted i don't want to run into him so i'm leaving now that's scary she's beautiful the video back because i was trying to figure out what he was doing so close to me you smell that clapper like it sucks being a woman and especially being beautiful like that just dealing with freaks i don't touch me but it just feels really gross and weird so what happens to the guy front to tell the lady because I didn't want him to do that to other people and then as I was telling her he was leaving and so all she said she could do was just tell the manager yeah she's not gonna do shit around a little bit because I didn't want to run into him hey know it's great on
Starting point is 00:59:03 patreon we can hear all the videos no issues oh that's right yeah that's music videos yeah but I wonder why um I wonder wonder if you do if you can get arrested for that I guess you can get arrested for lewd conduct or something. Dude, this isn't Burbank. One kind of loitering with intent to commit a crime. So it's lewd behavior. Now, do you think he's looking for like the stinkiest booty? Like is that, does he get off on like, I would imagine he's looking for somebody who doesn't
Starting point is 00:59:32 wipe very well. Yeah, he's the more dank, the better for him. I was doing a play one time and this guy was, um, he wasn't. Oh, he's a registered sex offender. Oh, he is? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:45 So he's a mess. Having been busted for similar. incidents over the years he's a serial butt sniffer yeah on active parole yeah well things aren't going well for that guy no he's like a little the problem is what they find is that people like this who start out as peeping tombs they end up upping the ante until they finally rape somebody they graduate to rape or murder yeah that's what they say i don't know but uh i'm gonna go on the limb and say that he was headed that direction well also with those ears you know life probably has a fun for him with those ears.
Starting point is 01:00:18 No. He's got that tattoo on his eye and... That's a disaster. Yeah, there's some weird shit going on. What else you had 10? This I thought was a fake, but apparently it's not. So this is... Lil Kim, we grew up on her music back in the day, yeah?
Starting point is 01:00:33 Yeah. Well, you and I did. Yeah. I'm sure Brian does, but... Can I see what Lil Kim looked like before this? Yes, but let's look at these pictures first. It's her glasses ain't helping either. Hold up. Check this out.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Oh, man. What is going on with our world? And here She's definitely little So they definitely But there's all kinds of stuff Some stuff in her face there That was what she looked like back in the day
Starting point is 01:00:56 No this is her now bud Who's that? Some hot chick That girl's hot Yeah She's also little too That's David East the rapper Handsome dude
Starting point is 01:01:05 Who's that guy David East Dave East So it looks like she looks just She looks like Madonna If Madonna had been pushed Down a little bit She used to be pretty She used to be Biggie Small's
Starting point is 01:01:17 That's how she used to look Oh no So you can see the transition Started around this time This is how she used to look This fucking Hollywood shit Just gets girls to be like I gotta do this
Starting point is 01:01:27 Now I'm gonna do this Damn dude She looked She was cute Yeah she definitely cute Back in the day How old is she now Look that's her back in the day
Starting point is 01:01:35 Oh poor girl Yeah they fucked her grill up They fucked her up 51 And she looks different on almost all the picks. She had a lot of different looks. Yeah, I don't know what to say
Starting point is 01:01:50 about any of that. There's vanity. Vanity, one of the seven deadly sins. I mean, you just gonna fuck yourself off. You think you'd be like, oh, man, I look terrible. Good God. But you don't, you're always looking at yourself in the mirror.
Starting point is 01:02:03 It's like the ozempic face. You don't know you look like a skeleton because it's just a gradual erosion. And then you look at yourself and you're like, oh, no. Like, what are you doing here? You wake up one morning, like, oh, shit. yeah there's no coming back yes what's this jen this is your boy
Starting point is 01:02:19 timetbo i guess he does this uh he does this every year yeah it's a people with special needs he kind of does like a red carpet he does like a prom for them because they don't give the opportunity to go to prom yeah he's exactly he's so much closer to heaven than the rest of it he sure is it's so what is tim up to he's is he still doing for ESPN and stuff he does college football ESPN he does his speaking engagements and he has a baby girl now he made that much such a good person man he's such a good person yeah that's cool man
Starting point is 01:02:48 I fucking love that son of a bitch yeah I love Tim Tebow Tim's great he's just such a good person he's so much he's a much better person
Starting point is 01:03:00 than we are yes how about that yeah I agree that's why he gets hate um this is Lizzo talking about her weight loss we're just showing her body off
Starting point is 01:03:09 her on the left like two years ago B just so you yeah that's her currently is gonna be on the right and it's going to be the case of ozimic hit it ozambic works hold on hold on let me show the fifth then let me give you the fit details she's a pretty girl like bigger girl you already know i'm in her motherfucking giddyho
Starting point is 01:03:29 i'm in that giddy bitch i'm in that giddy ho you look good she got in trouble for like forcing her dancers deep throat bananas and shit yeah i feel like she's coming back from it though yeah she's talented All right, we talked about Lil Nas X. Oh, no. Yeah, he'd been fine doing the gay stuff in the street, but he attacked cops. Apparently, three cops were injured. He must have been on some kind of a drug.
Starting point is 01:03:56 He had to have been. Three cops are injured, and then plus he was resisting, so he has four felony charges against him. And he was naked here, huh? Yep. Having to arrest Little Nas naked would be a tough one. Little Nas running at you naked. And this is his statement afterwards. Your girl is going to be okay, you all.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Your girl? Yeah. okay he's not doing well i'm gonna be all right shit that was fucking terrifying that was terrified that was a terrifying last four days
Starting point is 01:04:35 i would still rather be little naus x than raja right now what hundred percent me too yeah uh i just don't like i say your girls don't okay it's like you're buddy you're not a girl you have a goatee guy your guy with some giant DSLs which in your comedian i bet crushes right yeah yeah your girl's gonna be okay everyone's like all right yeah all right wow apparently snoop dog took his grandson to the movies and it was so woke he's scared to take his uh grand people
Starting point is 01:05:11 wow so this is from snoom because i took my grandson to see buzz what are you doing dude you didn't see any of the media on it i didn't let my kids watch it uh we're watching it and she had a baby with a woman my grandson in the middle of the movie was like papa snoop how can she have a baby with a woman she a woman oh shit i didn't come in for this i just came and watched the goddamn movie they both women's how did she have a baby it's like fuck me i'm scared to go to the movies now fair yeah that i didn't even let my kids watch buzz light year is this interesting to you at all i just my my issue is is that it's it's just can you just tell a story a traditional story this is fucking wild i just saw that i i don't know the details of it so it says
Starting point is 01:05:56 parents of 16 year old teen filed lawsuit against open ai say chat gpt gave their now-decease son step-by-step instructions how to take his own life even with the noose and went wow that's really good yeah the parents of adam say the They 100% believe their son would still be alive if it weren't for chat GPT. Wow. They are accusing the bot of position itself as the only confident who understood Adam actively displacing his real life relationships with family, friends, and loved ones. Yeah, it became his homie.
Starting point is 01:06:30 It became his friend. Fucking nightmare. And then it gives him step by step how to tie a news. And then when he does it, goes, wow, that's really good. There's going to be more of this shit. Yeah, I didn't see this thing coming, but, yeah. That's really sad. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:43 That's how this is going to go. Yeah, it'll agree with you on everything. Especially if you want that to happen. Yes, it's going to encourage you. Okay. This is someone jumping off this humongous crane into this pool here. Yeah. Five, five, five,
Starting point is 01:07:05 how do you survive that? You just land the proper way. I don't think he land great either. Yeah, the impact sound was crazy. You just practice it and there's the way to do it. He hit that so hard? Yeah, that's... He said trying to make a bigger splash,
Starting point is 01:07:29 then Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck they're engaged? I don't care either. Do you care? I'm 58. Yeah, I don't get why... Dude, it was breaking news on my ESPN this morning. great what the fuck great give me the fucking dodger score i don't give a shit i didn't tune it this
Starting point is 01:07:51 isn't tmz i don't give a fuck if he's getting married and who he's marrying all i know it's gonna be more annoying for me watching the nfl now they're gonna melt that fucking relationship of course will smith needs to fire his PR team crazy he needs a fires PR team today you guys actually see the thing no let me see this whole on it's so bad will smith's getting absolutely restored by fans for using an AI generator crowd in this new music video you look at the crowd and they're all pixelated and fucked up let me see so I well let's watch the whole thing I'll edit this but here's the whole thing first oh this is so embarrassing that part right there in particular you'll see we zoom in like look at this guy's face
Starting point is 01:08:36 look at these guys faces way to go guys this PR team should be fucking fired yeah well they are gonna be i'm sure yeah it's pretty bad like if you're will why are you doing this dude also they misspell a bunch of shit the girl's arms all fucked up this is like oh we're this is your comeback thing we'll just have people say how much we love you
Starting point is 01:08:58 and then other people are yeah you know he's a good guy we love him too it's like whatever well he just needs a fire spr team or just he needs to just relax he needs to also go hey you don't need to do all this you did a great job you've made it yeah you've made it i don't know what
Starting point is 01:09:16 you're will smith this weird need to be loved more and more it's like i don't know oh tell me how crazy this is i will walk away from this whole business if you give me the money right now sometimes just like i would miss it though bry huh you would totally miss it i'd still do i'll still do i'll still do find the kid in shop show but i would oh it's basically i do now but check this out this guy's doing a burnout in this car gets out Waves to the fans he just leaves it in gear He leaves that the steering wheel must have a lock on it. He just he just says the steering wheel unlocked and he gets Yeah, that's gonna still. He jumped all the left side
Starting point is 01:10:03 Oh, dang. How the fuck they can get back in that? He jumps through the window because there's no doors. Or maybe there's a door since the draft car. Oh, look at him. Oh, he's flaxing on those fools. He just jumps back in. Well, that was fucking cool.
Starting point is 01:10:48 That was pretty cool. I couldn't stop watching it. It was pretty cool. Yeah, that was like, I was grabbing this. That was cool. It says, is this the best race win victory celebration ever? It's fucking up there. That was good.
Starting point is 01:10:58 Very good. A lot of trust in that car. Yep. What else you got? Last one. This girl, after 200 days, received her, I think, heart transplant. Hold on a second. Cutie pie.
Starting point is 01:11:09 And this is her calling her dad. I'm not sure why her dad's not there, but... Daddy. What? I'm getting a heart. What? I'm getting a heart. Are you serious?
Starting point is 01:11:22 Oh, my goodness. Hi, my goodness. Hi. Like, like tonight? Like tomorrow. Oh, my goodness, Hava. Oh. my gosh oh kiddo oh okay um what time what time tomorrow um yeah so we can talk about it
Starting point is 01:11:44 but we're very excited uh oh my gosh let's go on the mouth okay so it was successful and good for her and she's good for her and she's she As a little baby, she had surgeries for her heart as well. Even at her, look at her smiling, too. That's incredible. Yeah. Well, there it is. Look at her.
Starting point is 01:12:14 There it is, baby. We're lucky. Look at what you have. No, when you don't. Your heart, that can get in the way. Guys, this weekend, Raleigh, North Carolina, come see me. Raleigh, North Carolina, good nights. Friday, Saturday.
Starting point is 01:12:28 Come get some. You got to get that on the website, Big Dog. I do, and I should. And I need to call. How are they going to buy tickets? how they can buy tickets you don't have a link up there i went to your side too bro i was hoping i'll see something it's not on my side either so what we want to do is really make it difficult for people to get tickets yeah make it more difficult already that's great it was on there yeah it's smart
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