The Fighter & The Kid - AI Is Getting Weird | TFATK Ep. 1175

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen cover everything from AI and modern technology to wild real-life stories and everyday chaos.They get into why AI feels “off,” how creativity and human experience can’t be replicated, and what’s changing about the world right now. The conversation jumps from car culture and electric vehicles to fame, clout-chasing, and the weird situations that come with it.There are also some insane stories in this episode — including unpredictable encounters, close calls, and the kind of moments that sound too crazy to be real.As always, it’s a mix of humor, honest takes, and completely unfiltered conversation that goes in every direction.If you like podcasts that feel like real conversations — with funny stories, cultural commentary, and a little bit of everything — this episode delivers.Pocket Hose - For a limited time, my listeners can get a FREE pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of ANY size Copper Head hose. Just text FIGHTER to sixty-four thousandQuince - Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's http://quince.com/fighterProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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You were in Dallas. I got a little picture on my phone. You were with my boy, Mikey Rabe. Yeah, you know how everyone says they know you or your friend? I go, yeah, Brian has a million friends. And he's not. I've known like 15 years because I was at this. I hang with Mikey.

When I go to Dallas, I always hang with Mike. So he's at, and he sells, I think, um. Cars, car insurance or? No, he says. sells warranties. Okay. So I was in this dealer, East Dallas diesel. They have all these crazy diesel trucks.

Shout out to Fernando. So I was buying a RAM, 2,500 there. And so I'm in the room, you know, shooting stuff with him and looking at the trucks. And he's like, boy, I tell you this place is him for is Brian Callan. I'm like, you know Brian? He's, I know, Brian. He's like, yeah, that's my buddy. I'm like, yeah, Brian has a million buddies.

He has not. I've known for like 15 years, man. He's great. And I was like, what are you doing here? go, we sell warranties. He called me and I was in the middle of something and I couldn't answer. And then I got a text.

I forgot to text him back. We took a picture. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. He's great. Mikey's a military guy. I've done a bunch of...

That's what he said. You did a show for the troops and do some stuff. Yeah. You know how it is when people were like, oh, I know Brian. I know Brendan. Of course. Hey, could you give this to Rogan? Okay.

I had somebody, David Blaine called me and goes, hey, do you know this guy? You know this guy? He said, I know him. I was like, I know. Oh, you did? And, but a little bit, you know, and he goes, yeah. He says he's best friends with you.

I go, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, we're real close. We have a time share. Fuck are you saying, yeah. Yeah, sometimes like, I'm bad with names. I'm always like, send me a picture. Yeah, and I said, don't, uh, he goes, no, no, no, hey, I'm very good at that.

Don't worry about it. What do you mean, don't? Oh, yeah. He's good with it. He's very good at that. Yeah. Your best friends with him, but you don't have his number? I used to always watch that.

I would watch, I would watch Rogan or people that were like a lot more famous than I was, how they dealt with people. And I was, I was always like, oh, that, you know, I, you know, I keep people there a long time. It's a little mean. But when you're that level, you have to do that because people take, well, they're taking advantage of you. They're using you. What people will do is they'll say, I know him to get into something else. They'll just use your thing, right?

Yeah. When I was younger, when I was like in my... You've always been bad at that, smell of bad apples. When I was in my 40s. like my early 40s, I would have parties at my house and I'd have pretty famous people over. And I had them over because they were actors and I was an actor and I just didn't dawn on me.

I'd have like somebody, I'd have like probably three pretty well-known people at my house. And what I noticed was that there were some people at my parties in my group that were starting to do weird things like take a picture and then posting it or using it as something. and I was always like, and it became very clear, very quickly

that that became a liability. There were some people that were literally just using me. Well, then those people are going to come over anymore. Yeah. Like, that's what happened, right? That's what happened. Yeah. Because then you're inviting those people.

Like, what do you like? Can't have it. Can't have it. Yeah. People suck. Dude, I get a TV show dropping tomorrow. On Tubey, right? On Tubey.

It's great. Yep. What's it called? Gearheads gone wild. Great. Hit it, Shane. A little promo. Hit it.

Hit it. Hit it. I hate terrorists and electric cars. Why you're trying to go so fast? Got a thousand horsepower. That's the BFD there? That's it. BFD stands for Bigfoot's dick.

TamShap. Super rare portion. Maybe you overbuilt the trains a little bit? If you're gonna party, you can't be blowing trains. We're gonna see if we can't be blowing trains. We're gonna see if we can make a train. I think that's so good. I think that car's going to head him harder than we can probably hit other people.

Oh, dude. It's some crazy shit, huh? You're really scared there. I was scared there, yeah. The only time I was scared was in that Viper, that Calvo Viper. The other style, like the F-150 Outlaw has like 2,000 horsepower. I wasn't that, I mean, it launched hard, but I wasn't that scared. That Calvo Viper scared me.

Zach, my boy, Zach, he's the best. He's from Hoonigans. He's a beast, and he can drive his ass off. I was never worried about him. There was, like, lean in his old school, like, GMC Jimmy. It would like, when we turned, it would like lean. That makes me a little. Either.

No, straight up scared. Straight up, straight up, bona fide scared. I don't like that stuff. I like, I love speed. That was too much for me. You don't even like speed. You just like the engine under it. You like having the speed.

I like crazy. I like, I like, I like, I like Kevin Power. I don't like, um, you're the guy who's like this.

Hey, I've got six black belts. Now, I don't use it because if I do, I can kill everyone here. Yeah, I like having it. I don't know.

It's like when I was out, when I saw your boy at that, uh, East Dallas diesel, I bought this 20, 24 RAM, 2500 with the Cummins in it. This isn't going to matter of anybody,

unless you know fucking trucks. But, uh, in order to, tune them or modem you got to switch out the ECU which is a computer in the truck sure the it's a nightmare it's a nightmare oh it's like five thousand dollars just to switch it up i did not know that when i bought it you hear me like a guy who's like all utility like they what i like about this kind of show is that the cars are it's all about speed and performance right really it's about

some of them are then some are like zach stuff i mean that's a crazy horsepower old school GMC but it's like everyone's just car guys like in all the car guys are the we're all the like we're the same we're just like wild shit everyone voids their warranty a day after they get their car yeah like no one i don't know why this reminds me of that but i just like you know some some some people are just rougher like the street i remember one time i was like my first year at mad tv and there was this there was this dude hanging around he's this kind of like long lanky guy who looks like he was my friend said he was kind of a tough guy you know came from jersey and uh he said you do all that karate shit i go yeah he goes so what show me what you you know and i was like show me

I was like showing him something. I was like, I was showing somebody else. You've already lost. And he goes, show me. Yeah, no, I was showing somebody else. And he goes, he goes, what is that? Will you do like that? And I go, you're coming.

Like, if you come, if you step here, and he goes like this, he goes, he went. And he went in my eye, but he didn't hit it. He just goes, yeah, shut up. Like that. He goes, what happens then? I was like. Wait, what's that I don't know. I just not like, like, there's a lot of fancy shit.

And then somebody says, I got shout out, man. Not to get sidetracked by Brian's story about the, but I need you guys to watch it. Because if we did four episodes, if it goes well, they're going to order 22. So go freaking watch it on Tooby. I don't even have Tooby, but I'm going to get it. March 26th.

Thursday. That's what I'm being told. I have a combo with Tooby after the show today to get the exact time. How long are the episodes? They're long. Okay. So are you allowed to take pieces and put it on YouTube? Yeah.

Great. Yeah. Great. So people will watch the clips and never the show. Now here's the thing. True. But it's all right. True.

It's all right. That's actually how you start. That's how you get the show. Well, we got, I mean, really, but originally me and my boy, Stephen, who does fully tort, we create the show together. But it was just supposed to be like, that's what it is, like a clip show. And then two became because they want original content. Like, hey, can you make this TV show?

I'm like, good. All right. It can't just be burnout. and donuts. We got to create some dialogue here. Love it. And what's the, what's the gist of the show?

Like, what is it? You go? People's, yeah, buddies's wild builds. Doing crazy shit in the wild builds. People love that shit. And in Texas,

there's a bunch of stuff. But people love that. We shot in L.A. We got, I think, two or three episodes in L.A. And then we got two or three episodes here. When you add shit onto a car,

the warranty's gone, right? Right away. Yeah. And then what, and there's a whole science. But all that. But all that. That's, you, but I mean, when you're swapping engines or doing like, you know, the car's on there with like over a thousand horsepower, you know, you're going to have some issues.

They're not going to be the most reliable cars. But if you had the right mods to your truck or car, it actually extends the life of it if you don't go crazy. But you know, car manufacturers make more money in like the servicing the cars than they do selling the car. All their money, the majority of their money comes from all the check engine lights and the oil changes and all that bullshit. That's where they're making them. It's all a hustle. It's all a racket. Yeah.

Like they could build those things fucking bulletproof. They don't want it. They want the issues. They want the issues. And then you'll see your warranty doesn't cover a ton. Warranties are kind of bullshit. I should blow the trains or the engine just driving, but in general, they won't cover like, oh, your lights out or something like that, like the expensive shit.

Filters and lights and all that stuff. Yeah, it sucks. Warranties suck. For manufacturers? it's terrible. Yeah. But your boy sells freaking warranties. Mikey.

Yeah? Yep. It was him and two attractive girls. My boy Fernando is like, this is what they do. They have the guy who sells it and you get two attractive girls that know about warranties. He's like, that's how it goes. Does he make sense, though? You don't want to come in with three dudes.

Well, you know, you were one of my parties when I used to hire a chef and he would come and cook for everybody. and he would this guy um jeff would always bring to smoke and hot assistance like hold the smoke they were just in the kitchen to help out i mean it's in our d-a-n-a-n-n-insane outfits my wife was like what is going on like hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey this is just part of the atmosphere well would you rather have two warlocks be like caviar you're like Jesus no no you want you want that that makes everything brighter. You're like, this is, this food is delicious.

Yeah, like me and my boy were talking, he lives out here. But starting a car wash, there's a lot of car washes out in Austin, but starting a car wash and just having hot chicks run the desk, run the, just the hot smoke shows. Yeah. Yeah. I'll go to that car wash. Of course, you're going to go anyway. I'm going to that car wash.

Wouldn't you rather go to a place where there's attractive people? Yes. Of course. I go out of my way for that. Exactly. I'm like, I'm going to go look at her face. Yeah. maybe she's in a bikini

I don't fucking know Maybe she's rubbing her tits on your windshield Get a couple of really good looking guys All right Sorry I'm just saying for the ladies Not for me, not for me, the ladies Oh when I was flying to Dallas yesterday I was sitting like this just old school

Tech I mean old school texting And I had my Earbuds in you know He hits thing and was where you're from I go what We're on the plane I was in L.A. for a number of years originally from Denver, but just moved to Austin.

He goes, huh. L.A.? Oh, yeah, he goes, don't bring that bullshit here. I go, I'm sorry, what did you say? He goes, don't bring that bullshit here. I go, oh, you're talking about like the woke and all the weird shit, the D.I. Hires and all that shit. No, no, no, that's why I left L.A., man.

You have to worry about that with me. He's like, uh? He just goes, uh, don't bring up bull shit here. Oh, like, he was, every bit of 75? Proper Texan. Properties. Don't bring that bullshit here. That's small guy, too.

That's funny. Don't bring that bullshit here. Whoa. Whoa. I said, have you been downtown Austin recently? Dude, I'm stepping over homeless people. That's bad. This episode is brought to you by pocket hose.

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He's so dirty, and he's eating a sandwich. And I was like, I don't know what happened to this poor human being. Yeah, who knows. But what the, like, we figured out a lot of stuff in this country, and we can't figure out how to help people like that. No, we're sending our funds overseas. Yeah, well, now, the war in Iran's going to work out. It's cheap, too.

It's cheap. Or your taxes are paying for Somalian fucking daycares. Yeah, just bring more people in. That'll solve it. Yeah. Don't bring that bullshit here. Well, when we did that show at the Vulcan, you know, that's a dicey area because that whole homeless area is right there.

Dicey area. I parked, I drove Joanna's car because I didn't want to bring my Hummer down there. So I drove her car. So me and her after the show were walking the car and there's a homeless dude. In front of, you know, I'm not a small dude. No. This small, skinny homeless dude goes, nice.

He was nice boots, bitch. But it wasn't like nice boots, bitch. It was like, ah, nice boots, bitch. Like, you know, it was like a nice, like, that's just the way he talks? Yeah, sure. I was like, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah.

you know, I saw, even Joe, I was like, that was weird, right? Because it wasn't like, he wasn't like nice boots, you stupid bitch. He was like, damn, nice boots, bitch. Yeah. Like, just the way. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, it was weird. Like, if it was, if it was a different.

Yeah. Lingo, I'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude? Also, don't bite me. Please don't bite me. I don't want to turn to fucking zombie. Yeah, yeah. I don't. Well, you know, there's a woman.

There was a woman I was a woman. I was a, uh, walking down the street on seventh. And there was a naked woman. And when I see. naked, I mean, as the day she was born. They're never attractive, though. No, they're not. No, they're not.

They're not at all. She's been through it. She's been through it. She's been through it and then so. Again, I would take her and put her in a hospital. I would put her in a home. I would... Why don't you don't want to?

That's the issue. I would take care of the schizophrenic human being. That's not right. It's not right. I don't think that that person should be on the street. You know? Lee Kuan Yu, who was the prime minister of Singapore. If you go to Singapore, please understand that it will be as clean, as clean as clean gets.

Isn't it against the law if you put your gum on the street? You weren't chewing gum, bro. And what they, he was incredible. And by the way, he said, oh, wait, hold on. Okay, Singapore. He modernized that country in a generation. I mean, he was unbelievable. And brilliant, man.

Go and listen to that guy speak. You guys have the same eyes. And, yep, and that, and Homeboy literally said, he goes, you know, here's the problem. We are in the Golden Triangle. We are where they grow all the heroin, where they grow all the drugs. So here's what we're going to do, everybody. If I catch anybody bringing drugs into this country, you hang. Oh, wow.

No jury. We just judge. You hang. If I stopped. They'd hang maybe six people a year. Yeah. And I can't remember. I think Charlie Rose was like, wait, you hang them though, but there's no, there's no trial.

He goes, there's a trial. There's just no jury. But is that right? He goes, we hang seven people. How's your drug problem? How's your drug problem? How many people in jail? What are you talking about?

Unbelievable. He was incredible. He was brilliant. And he said, let's bring in all the fucking, he was a capitalist. He goes, I want to bring in all the investment. Come and invest. And then he said, we will be the most, we will be literally the most, educated population.

Interesting. I mean, he's incredible. I got a question for you. And any homeless person? Like, he was like, no,

no, no, no, no, no. We're not going to have it on the street. Get out of here. We pick you up. We take care of you. We bring you to a facility.

So we don't want it. We get you drugs. We get you off. You know, you might be a little bit crazy, but we figure it out. He was incredible. Dude,

I got a question for you boys. When's the last time went to the dentist? I just went. Really? You go routinely? No, I didn't go in like 25, 30 years.

And when I moved to Texas, I went. How was it? It's fucking, I have a lot of work to do. Do you have issues? Yeah. Do you go routinely, be your teeth? Do I go routinely? Well, I certainly don't.

Why? Who does? I have to go today and I'm fucking dreading it. Well, I have that. Last time you have, that is a line that I don't wear. No, the last time you went, you said the dentist was like, oh, dude, it's not that bad or whatever. You're like, oh. Wait, throw them out?

What? It's such a waste of money. No, no, I want to keep my teeth straight. You've had, hell, remember you wore them on the podcast? So annoying. You're like, hey, everybody. I'm like, oh, God. Because I knew it was a phase and it's like, come on, dude.

Like, just do it on your own time. Dude, I had a snaggle tooth. I know. And it's going back. I fucking dread the dentist. Oh, dude, you need a dentist pub because you got holes in your teeth, right? That's why I got to go. What are you to do?

Well, it's the enamel's worn off on my teeth. Yeah, you have about $50,000 worth of work to do. It's what insurance. but we'll figure it out. What's going on? Everyone says they're, everyone says they're, these are the best and blah, blah, blah,

because Joanna's adamant. I mean, the kids go every, I don't know, three months, never had a cavity. You know, they have a thing that they put a film over your teeth to prevent cavities?

Wow. Just give me that. Well, what's going on with your teeth? You hurting? No. Why didn't? I haven't been in like 30 years.

No, you went to my guy. My guy just goes, yeah, that's a that's a situation yeah you got you had the touch of a rapist dude that's that's the problem is they're they're so so agro with it i'm like dude what are you doing what the fuck you doing but apparently this place they've worked with tiger they work joanna supposed to be the best they don't now with a sensitive mouth is that what it was like no just don't be so fucking rough man yeah

don't slap your face no what are you doing don't remember we're fucking black undies But apparently now with technology, they don't even need to go. They can just do the x-rays. They can just take a 3D imaging of it. Really? Yep. They don't really need, and they can tell everything. And now what?

So you have cavities, you think? No, I don't have cavities. What's the deal? I don't eat sugar. I just, the enamel's gone. So I need, I need that film. They put over your teeth, I think. Or you have veneers, maybe?

No, my teeth aren't bad. Veneers would be fucking dope. They'd be dope, but I don't know. because you've got to be careful. Your teeth are uneven, right? Both of ours are. Let me see. No, my teeth are good.

No, your bottom teeth are a train wreck, buddy, right? It looks like the piano got jumbled up in a truck. Well, I have, um, I was looking at myself when I was younger. I got that lazy eye. I got that whole situation on my left eye. Your whole eye is right a nightmare, yeah. Yeah, they're a little bit of it. Don't say a nightmare.

Don't say that. That's like Rogan goes, no, you look terrible. Anyway, I'm like, hey. your eyes look fine what are you talking about yeah one's lower than the other yeah one is just all you know you see a frog you're just yeah yeah you know when you see a frog you're like god his eyes are a little off i was 40 there but which eyes lower this one it depends on the what i'm talking but there's a but the answer is yes jen that one that's why he said that one little wacky see no looks this looks bigger and yeah the left one is a little fucked up a little bit of a little bit of a

nothing though, Brian. That's nothing. There, see? Cute, but a little bit. Just off. A little off. Cute, though. I'm a cute kid. Yeah.

You're like a, you're like a polo shirt at Northman's rack where it's like, it's polo. Yeah. That horse has three legs, not four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little off. But from a distance, you're like, that's a dope shirt and you get close. You're like, all good, baby.

That's right. Yeah, you're a discount. A little cutie pie there, though. Ladies like me. Yeah. Dreading the dentist. And apparently they give you a pill now, but once you come in for work and you take the pill, it doesn't knock you out.

You just, you just, you don't remember any of it. Really? I don't want to fuck with any of that. Oh, my mom's cancer free. That's great. They did the surgery, got really, yeah, cancer free. That's great, buddy. Yeah, she called me this morning.

Good, good, good, good. Shout to mama bear. Yeah. I love hearing that. Right there, that's a, that's a good looking kid right there. Neck on me, traps. I still a little wonky. Fiper, quick hands, full head of hair.

Wonky eye. Getting me right there. Wonky eye. You kidding me? A little wonky. A little wonky. A little wonky eye. You guys have a favorite side of your, of your face when you take pictures?

No, no, no, no. You don't? I don't have a favorite. I only noticed that women have that when I take pictures after shows. No, this is my good side. I'm like, oh, let me get over here. No guys like, man, let me get on the left of you. I'm like, oh, you're gay, dude.

Yeah. You have one side better than the other, too? I just kind of, I have a move there. I personally like, like, one. one side better. Really? Which side? What side do you think?

Uh, I feel like whatever side, you know, your face so wide. I know. So you have plenty of room to see. Yeah, there's a lot of, you know, we have to zoom out. Do you think I prefer this or this? You look exactly the same. If I'd look this. I've never, yeah, I wouldn't be like, oh, that's good side.

The first side. The side? Yeah. My favorite side. Yeah. How crazy is that? There's a little tiny little things, yeah. Why do you think it is?

I think this is like a little, the way it's shaped is a little different. it's very very very intricate but yeah you you still you put the same side as i the one i like no i don't have a good side but by the way the dentist um my dentist is actually really into cars so i think you could probably save money with him but unless your dentist is like a badass that you want to go with i apparently he's young too i don't know i think joanna has a thing for him she won't shut up about this dentist my mother-in-law went too they're like meho he's the best My wife has a thing for our pastor. Oh, weird.

I'm like, he's very handsome. He's older? No, he's younger, okay? He's 40. And I'm like, what, what do you? Why are you going to church on Saturday? Like, what the fuck is going on here? She's going to a Bible study?

Yeah, she's going to church on Saturday when I'm out of town. Oh, weird. I'm like, interesting. Okay. Yeah. He's really, he's good, though. But like, you know. Still going, you pray don't go to church that much because you're working

every weekend. Yeah. I've been. Yeah. Yeah. Take it easy. Long time. Yeah.

Take it easy. She grew up in the church, so. She's, she and she tells prayers with my kids every night and all that. Have you been in church out here, Chin? No, but I was just talking to Brian about it yesterday. Like religion, so I'm honestly down to check out some churches here.

You want to be baptized you? What? I'll baptize you. I didn't know you baptized people. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah? How do you do it? Punch right in the fucking way.

You know Jorge Mazvedo literally baptized Ben Asker, yeah. And when you get baptized, huh? Yeah. Yeah. And when you get baptized,

it's, it's clearing away your sins and commend yourself to God. Is that when you, they don't get in the water? I think that's like, yeah, being reborn as whatever.

Christian. I think. And you can do it at any age? Yeah. Yep. You can use a water hose, too. It's literally just water. Hey, buddy.

Put some effort. I know, but I'm saying you could. Bro. If you're washing me down with the fucking garden hose. Get a lake. a lake. You can do it in a lake, right?

Yeah. You do it in a bathtub? Yeah. Anywhere. I need some more holy stuff there. You can't be doing, washing me down with a garden hose. My buddy told me,

he was in Zimbabwe, and there was a lake, and they wanted to have a, he was a Navy SEAL. They were paying him to train what they wanted was an aquatic forest. And they get in the thing, and they had this shitty scuba gear.

My buddy goes, looks at the lake, and he goes, there any crocodiles? and the guy goes, they don't attack during the day. Okay. And he goes, is that true? He goes, yeah, yeah, no worries.

Is that what they told you? So they all get in the water. They're all in the water and they're practicing stuff. And he's like a little sketched out. And he's like, all right, I guess that was what it was. And then the next day, they went to practice what he was teaching them. And one of them got, say it with me, eaten by a crocodile. He literally just got grabbed and taken, like just taken.

But he's like, I thought you said they didn't attack during the day. Yeah, he went, ah, like that. They heard him go, ah. You know what you track that up to? Bro, science. Yes, that's right. So long as they don't attack during the day, I'm like, I could have told you. How do you know?

Yeah. Remember Forrest Galand? We had them on. You ever hear a story about that? About they, they're in a boat. They're in Zimbabwe, I think, or whatever it was. And they're, they cross the lake. And then these two muscular, like African guys, young guys, like, hey, we want to grab

some beer. Can we borrow the boat? They go ahead. They get in the boat and they literally go 15 feet, like 15 feet and this giant crocodile bumps the boat, tips it, grabs one of the guys, he just disappears. Oh yeah. They just see his tail. They didn't even hear the other guy. They run in and grab the other guy.

And it's fucking great. Boris Gland's primary crocodile attack stories involved investigating many. Yeah. And that was that. And the thing had been tracking them, I guess, tracking them. Yeah, fucking crocodiles. Chin back to that baptism thing. So you can do it in pools, hot tub, bathtubs.

Yeah. Anybody of water as long as the other person is a believer. Yeah. When I was a kid. If you baptized me in my fucking hot tub, we're both going to hell. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Buddy.

Yeah. It's cooler in a lake. That seems like majestic and stuff. Lake, ocean, river. I'm up for. And what does bring up? A lake is good, right? The definition of baptism.

Go to Lake Travis. Let's all baptize each other. I don't think we can do it to each other because the three of us aren't believers. Yeah, to symbolize purification, repentance, and rebirth. Rebirth. Wow. So you can do it at any age. Yep.

Yep. Dude, you're connected to Jorge. Just haven't baptized you. I don't think I'm there yet. Yeah. Yeah, I think you get a certain level. I don't even go to church. I got baptized.

I didn't go to church or anything. Well, then how do you feel, right? Things weren't going great. Are you, do you go up in the church? Koreans are pretty good. Yeah, we went, but we never, it was never like a consistent thing. We would just go sometimes and not go.

You could see Rogan getting baptized. He's going to church a lot. No, I would never see him get baptized. You don't think so? I don't think so. You don't need you jump in there, try it one time? No. Do you do it as like a cold plunge?

First one ever to get cold plunge baptized? Rogan's so intense, like if he decided to be a Christian, it'd be like, oh, he'd fucking in. And by the way, it'd be the, everybody would be converting, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. But, no, he's not there. It does feel pretty, like, you know, it's kind of, it might be the placebo effect, but you do feel like, oh, wow, something happened and you just feel like more like alive. Holy?

Yeah. A lot. I guess, dude, I was watching, I think it was Mark Dorman and Rogan talk about Candace Owens and Candace posted a clip of her, like, reacting to it, it makes you feel bad. Because, you know, they're kind of talking about Candace, and she's just sitting there, you can tell it bothers her. I don't know.

It made me feel weird. You feel, because I like Candace's on. She says some pretty crazy stuff, bud. Yeah, of course. I mean, but really crazy. So does everybody. No, she's, she said she's really, I'm not quite sure what she's doing,

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where people are talking about you and you're reacting to it? Can you imagine doing this? No. She's having a good time. Well, she was on a reality show. Yes. So she's a star for a little bit.

She was also in some weird CIA documents or CIA films. Is that right? Yeah. You've ever seen those films? No, no. Do you even find those films. There's some weird, like, internal films

that they made that she was a part of. She looks like if a pageant lady, a pageant girl was grown up. 100%. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, well, I mean, she essentially was a pageant lady. Oh, really? Right? Wasn't she in Miss USA or one of those things? I don't know, maybe. Wasn't she, Jamie?

Got that kind of face. Pretty, man. Well, there's a thing that people want, right? That attention, fame thing. Yeah, yeah. That is what they really want. Okay, so Jamie will find it. ... vulnerable that we've presented to congressional officials, one being cyber, two being hackers, three being physical threats,

fourth one is solar EMP, and the fifth one is man-made EMP. So the concern that we have is that we put out this critical information, and when we go over this risk analysis, they hear what we're saying, but they don't want to take action. Well, there are 18 critical infrastructures. Very weird. She's doing a CIA informational video. Weird.

Acting gig or is this something else? Perhaps. Or, you know, of it even some? Oh, you're doing an acting gig for the CIA. Who calls you for that? Yeah. You ever get one of those calls? No.

No, I never go on those calls. My agent never hit me with that one. It's odd. Well, there's a lot of people to think that she was his handler. She was Charlie Kursa. But, of course, there's a lot of people think I have handlers. Again, he's just speaking common sense. And I love that he addressed particularly the CIA document because a documentary

because they came out and they were suddenly trying to gas on us and were, well, the CIA didn't produce the documentary. Okay, yes, but the head of the CIA is in it. Okay, you got approval from the CIA. CIA to be in a CIA documentary. That doesn't just happen casually. Like he says, are you getting that phone call from your agent? And no, she's not acting.

She's specifically referring to her mother's business model. EMPs. So she's not acting. She's involved. And so people, of course, online were so angry about it. The Israel Firsters, Mark Levine tweeted this. Is this some AI production? If not, what a total disgrace.

Then this Aiton Fishberger said, this is some sick stuff from Joe Rogan, as if Erica hasn't been through enough already. How about just acknowledging that you do not have the power to transform reality? You're losing, you're losing this repeat battle to try to tell us that up is down and down is up. And everybody can sense that something is not right with Erica. Everybody can sense that it's not normal for somebody to lie. It's not normal for an organization to be angry, even if Joe Kent had released every single message

and said, this is what Charlie was going through. How would that hurt Erica? Somebody explained how that would hurt Erica to get closer to determining what was going on in his life in the last few days, especially when people are lying. None of this would be weird. It Josh Hammer came out and was like, dang, he was pretty fired up a day before. I feel so bad. That was our last conversation. They were honest about what happened in the Hamptons. It happened to get into arguments with people. If I got into argument with somebody and the police ask me, I wouldn't be up there like, we never had any issues at all. We never even had one miscommunicate. No, that is he just loved me every second of every night. nothing was weird. I would be like, oh, my gosh. She had a massive bite yesterday. So she saw her husband get killed while she was holding her kids and then apparently

Erica Kirk had something to do with it. Okay. Like, No, I'm not interested. No. No, no,

no, moving on on that. I don't, I'm not going to get involved in. She didn't mean you don't need to, Bubba. She, she didn't really react to what Rogan and Mark were saying about it.

Not really. She just kept it, yeah, kept it moving. It is what it is. yeah but you can see how when she's listening she's like yeah that kind of stuff sucks yeah yeah it sucks yeah it is what it is um yep yep yep yeah are you gonna do any uh electric vehicles on your show burn i wouldn't have a show name the best electric car show you've seen i mean the past

name the best one you see you know what's funny about electric cars there's something about it's a little bit like this. It's like, so AI, I don't know if you saw, but SORA is closing. Like, everybody's like, oh, Sarah's going to change Hollywood and stuff, right? And the problem is that, like, okay, you can do a lot with Sora. And what was Sora? It's so SOR was AI? Yeah, you could, like, you could create these amazing videos with all the special effects and actors

and you could do amazing things, right? And they were like, well, this is the end of Hollywood, you know, special effects is done. Oh, because they were making, like, movies and stuff? design has done and all that. Problem is that you still have to tell a story. Like, that's a tool, but you still have to tell a story. You still have to get the audience to want what the main character

wants, and that's really hard. It's not just the tools. It's not special effects. And it's the same thing with cars. Like, so if I come up with a there's something about electric cars, and I think it's the same thing. Like, what people like about, like, gearheads

like, is that it's a lot of work. Like, it's a lot of consideration, because with an engine, there are so many different moving parts. And it's also unique. It's unique. My trucks, no one's truck's really the same. Right. It's cars the same.

With electric, but you have to get in there like this. You got to know how to do it. You got to put the time to work to make it your own. Right. And there's a lot of electric cars. It's on a block. It's a computer.

It's exactly. So you see a guy bench pressed 700 pounds. You go, holy shit. If you saw a robot do it, you'd be like, I don't give a fuck. I mean, you know, right? Because you know. It's the same idea. Yeah.

And I really think that with AI, it's going to have a lot of stuff, but you're never going to get rid of people that want to do this. No, never. That subculture of like getting my hands dirty and making a difference when I got to get into that engine, add something. And for the most part, Americans spoke. Like, there's a reason why Ford shut down their electric plant. There's a reason Dodge switched the whole agenda.

There's a reason Porsche shut down their electric shit. Wow. Because the majority of people are like, that's not what we want, man. Well, so we'll tell you when we want our lives easier. Yeah. Right now, we're okay. We're good. It's the same thing with the exact same thing with Sora.

Like, I mean, people have been saying Hollywood's cooked. Hollywood's going to keep saying that. And it's like, yeah, but no, because making a movie is a very manual process. And you know the difference when you use a real human being. 100%. To act versus some computer generated fucking thing. 100%. Yeah.

I don't even think you go to stand up for the jokes. I think you go to stand up to watch a human being wrestle with reality and turn it into something. But you're also with. other people, there's a unique energy that you can't, can't be manufactured, you know? Yeah, like, you've got a car again, you get around the right car. You guys like, yeah, man, I built this. I swapped the Coyote 5-0 and I did this and this trans and look at the interior. Like, man, I've never seen anything like this.

Yeah, it was my dad's. And there's a whole story. Ain't nobody resto modding a fucking Tesla 20 years from now. There's nothing to do. There's nothing. It's not, you know, it's like new, like, if you, like, if you go look at how houses, you'll see a new build. They're all exactly, there's no soul, there's no character. They're all exactly the same. Where wherever you're in the country, they're all exactly the same.

There's no uniqueness to them. Yeah, we don't want that. Like that's like, when you go to Europe, you go to Europe because like they make things individually, man. The reason you love Ferrari is because Ferrari is very hard to make. Like handcrafted. It's handcrafted. But it's the same thing. Like, but again, there's people that. want that we're like not a car person I sweat like you like I'm I want it easy I want to say I don't care if it's all white and you know but if you but if you like if you like you know really good food like really good if you if you like the experience of driving you you appreciate the craftsmanship that went into every consideration a Porsche is a feat of engineering and I would assume like it's even

like with chefs like you said there's a robot coming out can make whatever dish you want I was going to say but then if a chef comes in it was like yeah man this This was, this recipe was handed down from my great, great grandmother. She's Italian. Right. I make the best sausage in Philly. And you're like, oh, dude, I can feel that. I can taste that.

Yeah. It was good. But there's no, there's no soul to it. That's what I'm saying. And they're trying to get them. I don't want to see that. But society's trying to get us away from that. I know.

There's no soul. But I want to go to a, like a restaurant where I see the chef that's built. History. Yeah. Yeah. I want to see ham hanging from the fucking, you know, age. like when you have great cheese you eat like really good cheese

that shit's aged in a cave for five years like you know takes a long time to make something great wine's the same fucking thing like like I love cigars we're gonna have to let him go because AI can do his job yeah you're gonna get out of here

by the way I would love I would love to see AI take a little bit but you know what I mean that's a great idea I'll do it right now you're a huge part of the show that way like but imagine you get rid of chin and you just have AI doing it and there's I know shows that do that

Yeah. And they edit it and cut it and uploads right away. It's easier, but there's no human connection. You know, I love the way. Oh, it's happening. I know, but name one show that does it. You need someone to operate the AI. That's the reality.

Yeah. You know how you see you like cars? They can do it remote. I like cigars and I'm getting into cigars like the difference like the way I was with wine. And I have this guy who is explaining to me the difference between the cigars and why. And I'm listening to this motherfucker for an hour. And then he gives me this one.

It's an Ashland. a broadleaf and he's explaining to me how it's wrong and did you just smoke it backwards fuck i'm like this thing is unbelievable like like when he explains it that's the deal yeah i love that shit and you by the way again with a with a cigar you're not there are a couple things you're not gonna get uh that cigar you know and the chinese are counterfeiting a lot of this stuff but yeah but it ain't it's still not the same no what's even like if i gave you a watch i like crazy horsepower right like My whole thing's power. And then I was with this guy.

He's literally the driver for Porsche. So when Porsche has a new vehicle, he's the guy. He has more track time than anybody at Cota. He's the guy. Porsche calls us, got something in the works. We need you to test this thing out. He's that guy. Yeah.

So we're in this old school Porsche, this Resto Mod Porsche. It has 230 horsepower, 250 horse shots, air cooled, manual. And we're in it. I'm like, man, there's just so. A $2.30 is not a lot. No, no, no, no. Camry's faster in these days. But I go, there's just something about it in there?

You drive the best cars in the world and goes, and I would pick this over all of them. There's just something about it. It's about the engineering. He's like, yeah, it's not the fastest. He's like, you can feel everything, the vibe of the car, you know? I'm not a car guy, but I drove a Targa. That would be worth buying.

A new one? It was an old one. It was from the 80s. I will never forget. I love Targa. I loved it. Dude, I will never forget. We just are.

doing fine the kid i was working for fox and you know kenny flooring was like the main guy at the ufc tonight and all those ufc shows and i you know i've always been a big Porsche guy and i was trying to buy my first Porsche and i'm at valet i valet whatever bullshit car i had and then i was waiting for my car i'm there with kenny we're talking you know love Kenny and at he he bought the first uh gtas targa Porsche brand new pulled up is i think it was black i forget the color it's black or blue pulled up and Like the fucking is I see like hold on that's yours. He goes yeah man Targa I'm like yeah no shit I remember this very well I'm like no shit man I just remember being like fuck yeah I remember that bubble I remember him having that Porsche

I love Kenny by the way oh Kenny's fucking great I was through all my shit he drove by me by accident and venez stopped his car got out and hug him he's a real badass I love Kenny's the best I love him is that dude or no No, that's a G2. He has a ton of, he had a ton of portions. I don't know. He sold a bunch of them, but he had a, I just remember. What's he up to, man?

He moved, I want to say North Carolina. Okay, because he had a school. Yeah, he still does all that, and he still does the Antiquorian podcast in there with Draft Kings. Oh, he's got the Anik, okay. Okay, so that's good. Kenny's one of those guys who got fucked over. There's a few guys, like Jimmy Smith, Kenny Floyd, Frank Mayer.

There's guys in there where, you know, the value like a guy like Kenny or Jimmy Smith or from there would bring to the broadcast? I don't I don't understand it. Maybe they had issues with the UFC brass or something. I don't I remember what happened. It was like he turned down

a thing with the UFC because they wanted him to do something but he didn't want to something where he didn't want to do it it was like a it was too difficult at the time for him and then they just blackballed them after that one thing. Really? Meanwhile you got a guy in North Carolina. I mean he's still doing steen with anic but you got a guy in north carolina just one of the smartest minds in the

game to ever do it fought for world titles fought jose a auto i mean you're talking about like an intellectual who can fight i was so remember when the ufc was trying to make a name for themselves so we didn't look like fucking meatheads with c t who did they bring to opra they brought kennie florian if you remember i i agree super highly educated come from a good family but here's the here's the thing though Brian. My understanding, and this is why I've been told for me and people inside the camera, I guess, I said no to being a coach on tough, I assume.

I was asked to coach on, I think, the ultimate fighter Latin America, one of the early ones back in the day. I was able to do it. It was to travel and all that stuff. I was doing UFC tonight. I was doing commentary work. I just had a lot of stuff going at home,

so I just wasn't really able to do it. Just didn't make sense because I said no, I kind of slowly started being removed from stuff. That's my understanding. That's what's been told to me, not directly, but people in the company who were close to the source. The whole grudges. But I guess that's how it went down.

so I stopped doing that. And last year I started doing stuff for the PFL. It's been great. So because he turned down the ultimate fighter. No, no, that's so old, Brian.

PFL's in the, that's from 2022. Yeah. Okay. All right. What do you want me to go, Brian? Sorry?

You said go up. No, I just want to see what he was, you know, so he's not, he's not commentating in PFL. No, he did battle bots and he does a show,

but. Okay. He does like military training kind of stuff too now, like, you know, self-defense. Yeah. Yeah,

he's all. He's always so good to me. I loved working with him when we did USC now. It's great. It's great. All the way around, great. It'd be me, him, and Dominic Cruz, or me, him, and Bisbing.

Damn. It always be the... I like Cruz and I like Bisbing, too. The three of us together is fucking amazing. I've no one to talk fights with. I love Bisping, man. I love all of them. Yeah.

Yeah, I love that because I have someone to talk fights with, and they've been in there, so I love that show. And then when I talk shit about the UFC and the pay, I remember I showed up to do USC now and they're like, mm-mm, literally didn't give me a warrant. They're like, okay, man,

we can't have you. I'm like, what? Because I criticized UFC pay that I, like, unfortunate. And the whole staff, everyone was like, we're so sorry,

man. Dude, so you got there and they, they got my car and turned around. Fuck. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. And I went,

all right, that's how we're induced. Oh, prison rules? Okay. Wow. I'll double down and firing the kid. Damn, bro.

that's how it went down bud yeah but also in hindsight yeah no shit Brendan yeah yeah buddy well hold on you thought you were going to be on a show and you're criticizing the company no he can't do it no bud can't do it you can't do that can't have it can't have it like even now like it's not you think about that all the dumb mistakes that we all see i don't think that's a mistake because it's like yeah it's tell my truth and it affected me more so than anybody and and And then also like, okay, let's say I didn't do that. Then one of the main reasons, finally getting in below the bell or shop show got traction was my criticism of the UFC. People are tuning in.

And so I made more money in a fucking six months doing my podcast than I ever would be in a UFC commentator. I make more money now than being a UFC commentator. Correct. So it's like. And also my fan base is outside of the UFC because I went down a different road, right? I did the Oscars. I did the fucking Academy Award. I've been on this show, this stuff.

So it like broadened everything. Otherwise, but I could have bent the knee. I realize it. You know that bridge is burned, unfortunately. I could have bent the knee and just been a UFC guy. No, you kidding me? Like even now with Shab Show, like, I criticize UFC and I saw one comment. The guy's like, man, could you please keep it positive on the Shob Show?

Bubba. If they keep it positive, if they put effort in, I will stop criticizing them. But my criticism is, it's the majority of the fans have. a fucking clue what's going on all share the same ideas man we're sick of this bullshit yeah and it's easy changes to make yeah so it's not being negative it's just being real about the current situation you're kind of talking about business right like you have a different point of view on how the business should be run oh yeah yeah and but everyone sees it's the elf in the room that's all it's going on well according to ralowsy i guess like dana doesn't call the shots

anymore no yeah i'm not even in people like oh it's just because you're whenever private It's just because you hate Dana, it's like, this has nothing to do with Dana. Yeah. This has nothing. Dana sold a long time ago. Yeah. This is the new ownership. This is the suits that are trying to please the shareholders.

That's my issue. That's a big issue. Do it for the fans, man. That's what made the UFC special. That's why made him great. When are we, when is the next big exciting fight? What date? This week is actually good.

This week and got Izzy versus Joe Piper. But then after that, you got, I think you got Miami after that or two weeks. Damn. You have a bad fight night, and then you got... Pfeiffer can fucking punch, man. Piper. That's a good one. Saturday, April 11th, UFC 327 is an amazing card.

Click on that fucking card, Jen. Look it, this is Miami. So that's for the light heavyweight title. You got Joshua Van, Tutsi or Tyra. That's a great fight. Curtis Blades, Josh. Josh Blame can box his ass off. Yep.

Curtis Blades. This guy's really... Hokeet's awesome. Yeah, he was a big 10 wrestler. No, no. Let me educate you on Hogan. So amazing football player at Fresno State. Also, I think the first All-American of Fresno State.

Real-deal athlete. Yeah, real-deal athlete. Now, he's on ranked and he's fighting the number four heavyweight in the world. It's a lot. But he did wrestle too, I believe, didn't he? Yeah, I just told you. All-American wrestler at Fresno State. All-American, I thought football player.

No, I think they're in the whack when he was playing. Okay, right. He was also, I think, first team all whack? Yeah, so he's wrestler. Football and wrestler. Oh, Jesus. And wrestler. Jesus.

What's he weigh? 6-1, 235? Yeah, man. He's no jid-j-joke. So he walked down at Fresno State. He played all 12 games as a freshman, which is insane. Jesus. There he goes.

He all scored seven touchdowns Russian. Number three in the nation. Ninth most of Mount West Conference, season opener through a 65-year touchdown pass. And then also that same year, he took fifth in Big 12 championships. So you're talking about a high-level football player and wrestler, okay? that's impressive wow played in the NFL

what 49ers and Cardinals dude well signed yeah fucking I'll tell you this when you see a guy I was a fullback too when it says fullback they're the toughest guy on the team you know what fullbacks are like Dalmatians they're blocking they're running full speed into their toughest guy every play fullbacks are the Dalai

Dalamations of football. Yeah. Where in hindsight, some is a great analogy. They are because, you know why? Because Dalmatians are too dumb to realize that there's a fire. Oh,

so they're running. Fullbacks are too dumb to realize that you're getting CT firsthand. And you're literally sacrificing your body for the guy behind you. But at the time, you're like, oh, hell yeah, I'm the toughest dude on the team. This is lit. When you see a fullback,

there's not many these days. The game's so fucking soft. There's not many these days. Yeah. But if you see a true fullback, buddy, they're by far the toughest guy. Didn't the fullback line up behind the running back or he's in front of the runback? In front of the round. So behind the quarterback.

Yes. And so like ISO plays. So they go one-on-one with the lineback. You just send him when you want a battering ram. That's all you were. You know in the middle of times they'd ram the door? So if you needed to get a yard, if you need to get a yard. I remember Ron Dane played for the Giants and he was a tailback though.

Well, he was, I think he was technically a fullback. No, no. He's a half. Yeah, and he won Heisman as a running back. Yeah. Yeah, one of the most Russian ones. But then they made him a fullback and he was kind of like the disappearing man. No, no, no, he's always a tailback.

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these days. Ronde can be more of a running back. Running back? You want a Heisman as a tailback, buddy. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Wow. Play for my Broncos. Yeah. Didn't do much in the pros, though, did he? Interesting.

Different game. Different game. A better example of fullback would be like Daryl the Moose Johnson. There's not a ton of them. Ravens has a big boy who's like 300 pounds that they use. It's just a different game now. It's all passing. So there's no fullback.

Why is it all passing? Number 44 for the ratings or just the game is just a softer game. Yeah, soft a game. Oh, because you can't hit the quarterback the way he used to be able to. Soft a game. Like for Hokit to be a fullback, that mother in wrestler, that motherfucker's first team all tough. I'm telling you. I'll bet on that guy.

Yeah. Because I've been there in full back shoes. That's an interesting thing. Again, how's it striking? Probably a little bit. It's not bad. He's a fucking problem, man. Real athlete.

Problems. But it's Curtis Blades. It's Curtis Blades. It's so good. And it's so big. Curtis Blades, by the way, is, I mean, I've seen, I know you've seen him in person, but he's a large dude. He's 265.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, that is a athletic too. Oh, man. That's a very tough fight for Hokka. Yeah. Very tough fight. That's a baptism of fire.

That's all. Like Tiger, we have to go Saturday to get his equipment. He has to go to the Lake Travis High School to get us, because he's playing starting tackle football in July on his coach. Yep. And Joe, I was like, yeah, I'm worried about the hits. I'm like, not this day and age. Not this day.

What do you mean? It's just a different game. Like, we can't do Oklahoma drills. There's no, there's none of that stuff. It's just a different game. Here's Dominic Reyes and Johnny Walker. That's interesting. That's a fun fight.

Yeah, Johnny Walker's interesting. That Paulo Costa fights great. Patricio Pipple, Aaron Pico, Cub Swanson, Nate Landwehr, Gamrot, Ribovic, Kevin Holland, Randy Brown. Kevin Holland and Randy Brown. Still doing it.

Oh yeah. Still doing it. One of the most talented guys I've ever seen in the gym. God. Really? Freak. Really. Tatiana's fighting Kevin Gaslum,

Vincent Lucke at Middleweight. Oh my God. Luke at Middleweight. This whole card's fucking. This is the most. stack card they've done in a fucking hot stuff. That's a great card. See, here's my thing.

There's no criticism here. No. Oh, Brendan, you're so negative on these seats. Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a great fucking card. Great card. I have zero criticism here. This is the best card they've put on all year.

I'm in, dude. But this is what we deserve. Yes. Who is Tatsuro Taira? The Japanese kid, he's fucking gangster. Is he? Yeah, he's so champion. Is that Joshua Van kid?

He doesn't get tired and he's got great hands, man. He's, he's a fox. is awesome. He is a tough little fucking dude, man. Yuri Carlos Oldberg. Yeah, the whole card. No, this is like a really stacked card. Good luck picking five a night for this.

There's so many. There's me a ton of finishes. This fight card, that's UFC going, my bad. My bad. We got you guys. Yeah. Like, stylistically, this is a better card than the White House.

Not bigger names, but better fights. Yeah. From top to bottom. Yep. Costa's got a rather sketchy record lately just tits for days that kid he might have the best body

oh yeah right am I wrong one of the best bodies and faces they always say that yeah he's a hands of bastard yeah he loses to the very top but uh yeah

yeah it's been a little bit about it was four I was last six but it's a nightmare Yeah. A ton of decisions, too. A ton of decisions. Somewhere along the line, he started fighting cautious. And his thing is just...

He got older and he got more famous on social media, so he's probably making money off that, you know? If he fought everybody the way he fought you all, Romero, got like, just gets up in there and just starts fucking throwing hooks and punch it. Oh. He said that, too. Nightmare, dude. Just stand in that phone booth and bang, you're going to have a hard time with that dude.

And he stopped doing that for a while. So he's like, I got to get back to that. and stuff it's like no you're your your thing is strength you're so strong well because he got knocked out by izzie that's right because now that's going to work to a certain level and then you get the top dogs and they're like oh you just run forward with your face first oh okay knock out that's what those big boys do knock you out yeah the vatory the luke ruckold fight was terrible but robert whittaker sean strickland like the story by the way's not hearing a peep out of anybody strength-wise. That fucking guy is...

Yeah, he's strong. Just a bowl. A bull. What else you got, Jen? I just wanted to hop in with that electric thing, too. I think it's like you can have the best of both worlds, all right? You can do... Don't you dare, bro. You can have...

What? No, I'm saying like... You could... Like, it's awesome that the technology that has advanced so much in EVs, right? But then also the... There's no way to, like, build an engine like you can with... My next car, by the way, just see you guys know? let trim finish.

Yeah, so no. So, yeah, I remember, because remember I'm a car guy too. I would, but import car guys. So we would just always build our engines, do the smallest. Even like getting a new air filter was like, we're freaking stoked about that. Oh, buddy. I got a cold air, uh, air filter, uh, cold air intake coming for that. Cummins.

I can't fucking wait. There's one call down the day down. What is that? What is it cold air? Yeah. People think it had to horse probably really. And there's no cold air because it's all hot in there, but it's a whole thing. But then there's, there's different designs.

I remember having an ice man where, like, went and, like, went to your, down the engine into your front grill, and it sucked in the air from there. So it was like really cool. Yeah. We were just stoked. And then you replace the cams, everything, right? See, here's crazy. I'm still into that shit like I'm a kid.

Man. So like for that A.E.V. The cummings I have, AEV makes a snorkel that takes air from when you're driving, but you got to drill a hole into the fender. Oh, I'm in, but I love that too. That look, yeah. So that's why I love that. But I also love the technology of electric stuff, too.

I hate it. Like, dude, the stop truck has the air suspension. You know that, right? You can, like, have a basically, like, I don't know, 16 inch or some crazy-ass raise. Yeah. From, it's like stock built in. Yeah. I love it.

And then steer by wire. It's a very interesting. It's an interesting phenomenon. You know, these man-made diamonds? Lab-made diamonds. Yeah. They look like the regular ones, but they're even more perfect. They're still diamonds, yeah.

They're true diamonds. And they're a quarter of the prize. Right. And so you make them loud. But here's the interesting thing. about lab made diamonds they're beautiful their resale value is complete shit that's why fellas if you're proposing a girl get a fucking man-made one don't do don't have it mine in africa dude don't buy a blood diamond mine had blood on it oh well that means i mean the girls are like it more

like it more which is but again i wanted to get one from the ground because i felt like it just there's something about it but chin you know what it is with electric cars the reason i appreciate the technology i know they're fast blah blah blah the thing especially coming from California, remember Newsom's bitch ass is like, I'm banning all gas powered sales by 2035. You have to get electric. So when you force America, it's in our DNA to rebel. So when you force American say, you have to do this, that's why I was like, oh, check. I know, yeah. I'm not with that either. I'm going to fuck your mouth, dude. Oh, check please. Oh, well, now I'm going to drive up northern. Fuck your mouth in my fucking eight miles gallon truck.

Sir, please. I'm going to fuck your mouth, you stupid. asshole. I can't stand that cut. Sir, please. Oh, oh, guess what you've earned? I'm going to fuck your mouth. No, no, no, no, please. I'm going to start fuck your mouth now. No, no, hold on. Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to drive electric. Matter of fact, I'm going to shove my cock down your mouth. No, no, no. I'm going to fuck start your mouth like your motorcycle. You're not going to get in your huge engine drive all the way up there. I'm going to grab ears like this, a fucking face. No, because all he was talking about was electric cars. Take it easy. He's such a cuck. Who is this now? Newsome. Newsom. You know, they try to, oh, I think. I think.

they are going to ban gas grills at Korean barbecue places too. Like, what the freak? They want electric grills only. They say all that shit. There's so much. I hope it doesn't have. They drive me nuts. They drive me nuts. All righty. Nick just landed in L.A.

He goes, ha. Tough to beat the weather here. Oh, dude. I go, no one's ever complained about the weather, buddy. There's no, that weather's undefeated. Yeah. I miss it a little bit. I'll be honest with you. Here's an update on the Jack Reacher thing. Alan Richson, the actor. So this is what shows before all that stuff happened

where he was like fighting the guy. So this is a Richmond's camera. Because we just saw him beating the shit earlier. Yeah. Richson's camera. His name's Richeson. I'm pretty sure this is in Brentwood, too. The stupid music, I don't know why it's there.

You can't find a video without it. Here's a neighbor. Stands right in front of him. And punches him? He pushes. Why? You'll see you're sick. I'm sure of subtitles.

What's he arguing because he's in his motorcycle? He's complaining that they're driving too fast, right? But when you see this footage, he's driving like 19 miles per hour on his motorcycle with his kids. Why is there this music? I know. It's so stupid. I don't know. So this guy, the neighbor literally walked in front of...

Pushed him down. Yeah, bike and pushed him. I think he pushed him at least twice. Yeah. Yeah, but his kids are like, well, this guy's about to fuck around and find out today. Dad's about to beat the show. Yeah. He did fuck around and find out, stupid little bitch.

The guy comes back at him. Does he not know that's Jack Reacher? I get it. And finally, this guy, he goes, you know what? Fuck it. You'll see more here, too. He just keeps talking to the guy's keep in front of his kid. The guy keeps talking.

Yeah, he's screaming out for profanities. So now Richson's, you know, revving his engine. He's doing that because he's so near his motorcycle. He's saying move, dude, move. That's where he fell down because he pulled. pushed him. And then this is when Richson starts attacking him. I'm with self-defense. God, look at this pussy. I know, dude. You got such a big mouth. Now you're covering up like a little bitch. Like, what are you kidding me? You're such a little bitch. Like, I can't believe some guys.

You're talking that much and you can't even fight. Like, what did you think was going to happen? Exactly. Like, what did you think was going to happen with this? You got this, you're messing with this giant dude. And all of a sudden. And he doesn't stop talking. And this is where obviously he was trying to pick up his bike, accidentally hit the throttle. Oh my God. I just wish he'd connect it a little better. I'm guessing he doesn't want to hurt him. He's just like, yeah, just get away from me.

You don't want to knock him out. Then you're dealing with straight up lawsuit. Well, it's self-defense. Not if you knock on chin. I'm going to say it's. And that's it. So that's from his camera. And then now you know, like when you see the first video, you're like, oh,

he looks like he's just, you know, punching the guy. But no, this is why. the guy's just being a freaking asshole neighbor he's he's an asshole that is a dude i'll tell you what i'm gonna watch jack reach her now me too and charges a drop now dude that's a dude who's just never come into contact with he's just i don't know what some guys think that you're gonna get in the way of some big dude on a bike and you're not going to get the shit kicked out of you if you're gonna do that you should be ready to fight and he gets hit and he covers up like a like a like a baby yeah you can just tell you he's just like one of those neighbors that is just the

worse. This is a... It's nothing worse than a bad neighbor. Oh, look at this little bitch. I'm in the experienced motorcycle ride. I've been riding bikes for my life. So, you know, from dirt bikes. He's Australian.

You're a bitch. Street bikes and etc. But I'd heard this incestuous revving and speeding through our neighborhood of the motorcycle. Having fun with this kid. Eventually he saw the guy on Saturday. I didn't know if it was. And I sort of like flippantly sort of said,

guy deep, like he was quite a way. And I said, can you just slow it down, please? No, you didn't. And then there are not. numerous people in my neighbourhood who caught all of this on ring doorbells of him speeding through the neighbourhood. And on Sunday, when I was cleaning my bike outside my house, he rode past once, twice, and on the second time, I walked out in front of him, and I said, you've got to stop. Someone's going to get hurt. And it escalated quite quickly from there. I did push him because

he was coming towards me on his bike. He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time. I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap out of me. To see, he hit me in the back of the head. I went to the ground and covered myself. I've had such a shitty day today. And I don't wish the guy any malice or ill will, but it was just only people running through their words like this. And I just decided, you know, I'm going to take a stand

because someone else has to. You know what? He's not a bad guy. He's just, but he shouldn't have done that. Like, he seems like a reasonable guy, right? Like when you hear him talking like this, it's like, all right, at least you owned up that you got the shit kicked out of you. And he's older.

I didn't realize he was older. He's my age. Maybe older. But I mean, it's like, all right. He does speak nicely here, but just jumping in front of someone's bike, too.

Well, he's an older man who didn't realize that. He fucked around found out. Yeah. He's also Australian. It's all good. To me, didn't know how it works around here. Yeah.

And then also. But he's also like, he owns it. He's owning it right now. He's like, I bet the lawyers too. At first the neighbor's like, you're about to get paid.

He's probably very well off. That neighborhood, nobody has under $20 million. So he's probably very well off. And they're like, you're about to get paid. And then they saw the footage. no charges filed. Nothing's happening. It's done.

He's also probably, yeah. Oh, what? Probably kind of like, he probably is a guy's a little embarrassed. I was like, ah, I shouldn't have pushed him. I pushed him twice. You push somebody, you're getting a fucking punch in the face. But even just to do this interview, like, why do the interview? He doesn't come across obnoxious. He comes across a little bit apologetic, so I'm, I'm kind of okay. It's like it makes me feel better. He doesn't seem like a huge dick the way

he did. He seemed like the biggest shit. He got dealt with. You got dealt with. You don't need to sue anybody. You don't need to. You're good. Yeah. You get beat up.

Don't do it again. Yeah. You're going to drive his bike around, shut the fuck up. That's right. The main thing with this whole thing is like that guy, Richson is not a bad dude. He was literally just defending himself. And this guy didn't like the fact that. Alan Richardson.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, bro. He's with his boys. This is interesting. This is pretty crazy. Yeah.

So the only found's owner who's like incredibly rich. he was like a, like, $4 billion? I think $7 billion at this point. He passed away. He had other businesses too. He had cancer. He had cancer he didn't tell anyone about or didn't tell many people about. So what did he much have passed away?

What kind of cancer was it? Do you know? I don't know. Let me find out. Did they say? Long battle. With cancer, but, whoa. Jeez.

Pays of respect. Born in Ukraine, grew up in Chicago. This one says 4.7. I saw 7. Can I see, what she's doing? I just want to see what she's saying. Been a respect. You know what I mean?

Leo, the owner of Oaf, has passed away. I'm sending so much love and prayers that way. I'm glad you do. Because of that man, my life has completely changed. So I'm sending love and prayers all that way. And really do not take life for granted. Can you wear sure? You are not guaranteed another day, another minute.

Like, yes. I appreciate her message. I'm glad she put that out there. God bless her. There's this girl who like, there was some tragedy. I can't remember. She was in a bikini and she was like leaning and she had her ass out. And she goes, just thinking about how awful the world is.

Delia was like, God, I'm so glad you're there for us. And thank you so much. Wait, did Shia LeBuff yell at a woman in a restaurant? He's been doing a bunch of that stuff. Yeah, he's a little crazy. Well, where was that article? Down here? Noah's up.

It's the video. That's his girlfriend. And she's not paying any attention to him. They've been in a fight. And they're somewhere in Europe. It's just normal shit. He needs to stay off the streets. He needs to keep his ass inside.

Yeah. What sucks? Someone's like, ooh, Shail LeBuff. Let me get my phone out and videotape him. He's going through a really crazy time right now. You can see him in a bunch of different videos where he's just like, like, yelling out, random shit to cops and to, you know, other people too.

What happened, but you said that when you work... He's crazy. Yeah, yeah, you said he was like... He's actually crazy. Like, he's his character the entire time or something. I think he's just crazy. And he got tattooed.

He literally got tattooed for the role. Yep. Or something. What else you got, Chinster? All right. Our girl, Sanaz, send in a couple of current events as well. Shout out to Sanaz. Shout out to Sanaz.

this is a jumber Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest Have he seen this? He was um Justin Timberlake And they're like very cool And then he was like

When they're asking him his ethnicity He goes white I mean Basically the videos It's nothing crazy He was really nice Is he in a 392 Durango Is that a BMW?

I can't tell That's one of his reps And then Who drives drunk these days You don't hear too many DU I? anymore. Yeah, I'm not sure why he was driving, but he failed, obviously.

If you saw the entire thing, it's very long, so I can't believe that thing. He failed bad. He failed, like, you can tell he's drunk. You could, it's like very, very obvious. I like, would they have him in jail? He goes, I have to sleep here tonight? Yeah, he has to stay the entire night, which is. Yeah, they're like, yeah, bitch. Boy, he's cool.

He's cool. He's a cool guy. Is he? We don't know him, but, uh, I know people are, yeah, sure. But the thing is, he's probably all right. No, but we don't know. No, I do. know he's he's he's I know people work with him he's a good guy he seems to fall on some hard times

too because remember he got busted for drinking problems early last year remember that got what busted for why this is a second I don't know if it was his D DIP or sorry a D-OI but he did get he was by like to just take a little pressure off you know no no there's a problem no no clearly there's a problem I know drinking problems trust me but when you got two DUIs in 12 months, you're not just having a good time. There's a problem. You shake it up a little bit, man. Why you got to be such a... Especially when you're at his level, like, you know how many people you could pay to drive them around? Yeah. But you know, sometimes you want to feel the, you want to feel that car, that station wagon, you know what I'm saying? You want to feel that

SUV. It's not a very balling car, is it? Yeah, I don't know why he would, oh, he fought to hide his video. It's fine. Yeah, honestly, when you watch the whole video, it's nothing crazy. He's just like, He's got a little problem? Yeah. Do you? Yeah, at his level to have this many DUIs back to back? Does he have a lot of DUIs? I think it's just one.

I know he was... He just got in trouble and then came and ready. It was at Mad Square Garden. Huh. I just looked it up. I didn't see anything now. Let me check one more thing. It doesn't matter, right?

It might not be a DUI. They pulled him over. He had some drinking issue. No, you did. He had a drinking issue. You're backtrack shitty right now. No, no. He had a drinking...

He had an issue. Then you did just show in New York. He did, I'm telling you. Yeah? Positive. This isn't his first one. He had another issue drinking. Has only one confirmed drunk driving.

Why was he arrested in New York? 24 arrest. Ran a stop sign drifted outside the lane. Officers suspected intoxication. All right. But they connected. Originally charged with DWI, but then gave him a lesser charge for impaired driving.

Maybe he was a little drunk twice. Maybe you're right. I'm telling you. And I got his statue to have this many issues. So if he's only being caught twice, right. I mean he's doing it. That means he's doing it.

That means he's doing it. If he's caught once and he's doing it again and he's this huge celebrity, that's a while. That's like, yeah, you're making a good point. Yeah, I'm telling you.

I know. Yeah, you're next to the shit about that. And it's all good, but there's something going on. There's something going on. I'm not watching that. Something going on.

Yeah, I don't want to watch that. Wait, I mean, this is synazas. So let's just, if we can edit it out, it's crazy, but hold on. It says a father's patience and love are on full display

in this heartwarming moments. Oh, man. So frustrating. Yeah, he can't speak, so he's pissed. Oh, yeah. Come on, little boy, you got this. That a boy. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Oh, damn. Both arms? Yeah. Oh, he's crushing it. He's crushing it. He's crushing it.

He's cutie too. He's cutey too. I'm here with Jose. He's just a little for him, but I don't know if he will be a little boy, man. How can you do me do a little bit? Can you?

Oh. Much. Thank you. You don't even know how much you love a kid. Oh, my God. That's like super heartwarming. Yeah.

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