The Fighter & The Kid - Best Moments | TFATK Ep. 1075

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

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What's up guys, as you might know, we are in the process of moving this entire operation of the Fire and the Kid to Austin, Texas. Now with that, Brian decided to move way too early. I get out there, I'm right behind him, but Brian just moved way too early. So our schedule's a little here and there. And if we can't make it in the studio both at the same time, we got to bank some episodes or we got to give you a best of like, this is what we're doing now. So we appreciate you guys. We're gonna do our best to give you real episodes.

We're gonna get it done for the most part, but every now and then, we gotta give you the best of. So enjoy the best of Fire and the Kid. Thank you for understanding. Yes we did, cause we back at it again. It's the Fire and the Kid. This is really the Fire and the kid. I'm sorry. Did you say your first job was a janitor? I was a janitor at Albertsons. Yeah. Like mopping floors? Mopping, cleaning

the bathroom. I got fired because they wouldn't give me the Superball off. So I quit. And it was when the Broncos were in the Superball. And I kept getting, I kept getting trouble because they'd be like, hey, clean the bathroom. I'm like, no doubt. And you know when the Broncos were in the Super Bowl and I kept getting I kept getting trouble because they'd be like hey Clean the bathroom back. No doubt, you know that the five cents candy back in the day Yeah I should grab a handful of Twizzlers go in the bathroom grab all the old like truck in car magazines and just sit there for hours Reading the magazines eating the candy. Yeah, and then finally someone's like where the fuck is that Brendan kid being it? I had to pick the cigarettes out of the fucking ass every morning to be that 5 a.m. Soft man What was your first job? kid? I had to pick the cigarettes out of the fucking ashtray every morning. Had to be there at 5 a.m. Sucked, man.

What was your first job, Bry? McDonald's. No way! What station? I was in Connecticut and I worked right behind the counter taking orders. And actually, that's not true, I also made burgers. Oh, Mickey D's.

Yep, and that was the worst. And then my second job was selling ice cream out of a truck. Didn't make any money and all my ice cream melted. But listen. I feel like that's not for you. It was what it was, bud. And then I worked construction.

I took a whole summer and I dug, I tore down a house and I dug a foundation and that took me all summer. And we would take the, we would break down the house and put it, me and my buddy Jedmenoff would take, we'd break down the house. This is in the dog days of summer in D.C. We'd load it onto a truck, drive it out to the Lawton landfill and the stench, you don't even know what stench is.

And there was a prison right there called Lawton. And, but that's a weird story, but my friend was there at the time. So I used to be there and I could see the prison where my friend was. And I would unload all this construction shit, all the material. And you're wearing a mask. It's so hot. And what I realized, you wake up at 5 in the morning and there are two things I realized. Number one, people that work construction, you don't know how hard that shit is until you've done it.

They're tough. You have no idea. Also, I realized, I said, I never want to do this. I got to figure out a way so I don't do manual labor because hard labor is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. It's tough. You know what you see also too is I meet these lifers, these dudes who are like masons, this guy named Boo Jack, who was kind of a little guy.

They just were construction. They're construction workers. You want to talk about strong? Oh yeah. I'm not a strong guy, but I was a young guy. You think you're stronger than you are. I never forgot we had to lift this stone slab. Me and my buddy, my buddy like, he was a weightlifter,

we were both on one end, and this fucking dude who was not big. He just lifted up by himself. And then this Boo Jack guy, this black guy named Boo Jack, and he was a professional mason, I don't know, that's something. I watched that dude pick shit up, where I was like, how the fuck?

Holy shit, am I a pussy man shit? Yeah years of lifting heavy stuff like a whole different tendons are strong because you're used to carrying all that shit Yeah, it's scared. I'm sorry rice I'm strong. That's how good because Jerry writes when he's a kid is there I always ask him how his hands are so strong you catch balls like that Like no one else could huh His dad was a brick layer and he was breaking's that would toss some bricks to put down so I would one hand So he's constantly catching bricks

So when they're football is it go give me this fucking thing That's why we had such good hands so interest that was a brick layer when and like here go here go and keep tossing And his dad obviously wasn't doing for football, but Jerry was just catching one hand Because that you Because Louis Armstrong, considered the greatest trumpet player of all time, there was a, in New Orleans, bring up Louis Armstrong as a kid. There was the coal truck, the coal truck.

There was a Russian Jewish family that used to deliver coal to all the families, to burn stuff. And this kid would sit, they put him on the front of the coal truck and he would blow a bugle to let people know that the coal truck was there. And that's how he started.

That's where he had his big lungs, yeah. And he was like that and by the time he was there, and if you ever look at Louis Armstrong, you look at pictures, he's always got a blister on the top. He has a callus on his lip, a huge callus on the top. From constantly blowing that? Yep, always. His whole lip was callused, like a thick callus on his lip a huge callus on the top. From constantly blowing that? Yep, always. His whole lip was calloused.

Like a thick callus. You're talking about one of the greatest, when you hear other trumpet players talk about what arms are, they say it sounds like God. What was your first job? I was a lifeguard at a little water park called Wild Rivers. Where's Wild Rivers at?

It's in Irvine. And I'll be honest with you, I should have never gotten that job. You can't swim. Well, I was a swimmer in high school, but I was 15 and I probably weighed about 98 pounds. You were a swimmer in high school? Yeah.

You're tiny for a swimmer. I know. Did you do okay? Yeah, I actually did really well. What was your stroke? I mean, we don't need to get into my times. What was your stroke? Oh, I did freestyle.

But I was really bad when it came to team medleys because I was always the one screaming, like Martha, hurry up! She was just so slow. She just dragged us down. She sucked. She's white girl. Martha's a slow name.

Martha's not fast. Martha, I'll never forget her. Martha and Gus. Gus and Martha are both the last people. Gus is not fast Unless there's a casserole involved Chin, what was your first gig? I'm trying to think when you guys are talking about it

The first time you ever got paid to do something Yeah Even as a little tiny kid Like as a job job You applied for a job I sold time life books over the phone Holy shit that was awful I had a lawnmower business. I did, you know, at Swapmeets, they have to have a structure.

Love Swapmeets. A tarp, poles, and all that stuff. Like a pop-up. Yeah, so we would have to, me and my friends would do that for $20 to set it up, and then $20 to break it down. But that was so, no, no, no. It was so much work. We had to do a ton of them.

And we hated it. We dreaded it. Sounds like you got paid good money, though. $40, $40. No, wait, hold on It was so much work. They, we had to do like a ton of them and we hated it. We dreaded it. Sounds like I paid good money though. 40, 40, no wait, hold on. Was it 20 bucks? It might've been 20 bucks for the whole thing. So it's 20 bucks to set up and then break down. But if you do a few of them, you're balling. But it's so much work. It made me realize at that point, I'm like,

I need to learn like real skill sets and get the hell out of this shit. Yeah. I know that. Yeah, man. That creates that desperation. Yeah, dude. I worked at a, uh, a warehouse as an OS operator. You know, it's like a, yeah, running the machines. It's basically like a, you know, what are, it takes you all the way up so you can stock shelves. And I remember like, as soon as I clocked in, I'm going to do the same thing over and over for eight hours.

And then I was just like, I'm dying. So I remember just like thinking of all these things I want to do the same thing over and over for eight hours. And then I was just like, I'm dying. So I remember just like thinking of all these things I want to do, writing it down and all that stuff. So yeah, it's tough with kids today because there's so many other ways to make money. Like then you make money off TikTok or OnlyFans, you know, you don't have to do something sexual or video games or Twitter. Like there's so many ways to make money. Yeah.

I mean, it's gonna be tough. Opening presence on YouTube. I'm just saying, YouTube, but there's so many ways to make money now. So how many of them are going to like regular jobs? Like anything else, you adjust, you figure it out. But to what Chet said, it's not good though. Is what makes sense to me. Do the job that sucks to learn I don't wanna do this.

Or you do the job because it gives you a work ethic. Yeah. Like there's YouTubers gives you a work ethic. Yeah. Like there's YouTubers have crazy work ethics. I'm just saying like, if it's something that you have to do and you have a boss and you have, you know, responsibility, you're not going to get that being a gamer or, you know, a tick tock kid. Right. It's not good. It's just, it's just different though.

Just different. Yeah. But I mean, I wish she was saying like it does when you're doing those mundane jobs, even though some people actually love doing those different. Yeah. But I mean, what she was saying, like it does, when you're doing those mundane jobs, even though some people actually love doing those things. Yeah. I didn't. I just remember thinking like,

I'm just wasting eight hours, what I could be, I could be doing so many other things. And then just motivating me to do like, you know. Do you know how many little shit kids fake drown just to get a girl to get in the water to get them out? Oh, that's from- All the time.

Sandlot. Wait, what? Oh my God, like when kids would be like, oh, I can't help me, I'd literally wait a good five seconds. And if they looked like they were in trouble, I would get in. Otherwise, I was like, you're fine, get up. The question, Chris, would you sell merch at Brian's funeral?

Oh, bro, kill it. Really? Life rips even in death. Dude, death rips. Would you get money from my children? That's a shirt. I'll tell you what. Death rips even in death. Dude, death rips. Would you get one of my children? I'll tell you what. Death rips. I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right now,

because you'll probably die before me. I'm going before anyone here, yeah. I am selling merch at your funeral. You have my full accept. Off limits, it's still going. Archive this shit and learn. Is that what you're going to say? Off limits. I'm still going! Archive this shit and learn. Is that what you're gonna say?

Off limits! I'm gonna have my square thing where you can take the credit cards. Just people I'm gonna hire, I'm gonna pay 200 bucks. Just in poor taste. How about have my brother do it because I need the gate keys on that. Get your shirts here.

Just fucking, and what was really nice, I'll get the death rips one with Brian's silhouette. That's a great picture, yeah, he took it. You know, it took him one time, he took the picture. Here you go, signature right there if you want a tip. And then with Brian's silhouette. That's a great picture. Yeah. He took it. You know, it took him one time. He took the picture. And your signature right there if you want to tip and then, uh, that's great. So thank you through tears. Thank you so much.

So stupid. Uh, I want both of them. Can I get it? Uh, I want both of them. Oops. I want both of them. Can I get a deal? Sorry, we're not giving out deals now, but here you go.

If you want a tip, you can just... And my son, can I get a shirt? And you're like, ran out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's good too, but I wanted to do my bit, and then you ruined both of them by doing the thing where you jumped on mine and wanted to do yours. That's a good bit, because my son is... I understand, he's close to you, and, ooh, you ran out of your size, bud.

We don't have extra small. Yeah, and if my son does this, I will avenge him. That's his origin story. That's your son's origin story. All right, kids, let's take a little break. Hopefully y'all are enjoying the best of T Fat K. Some unbelievable moments from past episodes because we're moving to Austin so sometimes we gotta do this stuff but don't worry we'll be back with a new episode for

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off your first week. That's 50% off your first week by using fighter or going to cookunity.com slash fighter. The long skinny pale one. Yeah. The crow, the man crow. Yeah. Dishonored my father. So you think that I'll- He goes in trains. Yeah, montage. So you think that he'll say, hey, do you have it? And I say, sorry, montage. So you think that he'll say, hey, do you have it? And I say, sorry, bud, no discounts. And he'll go like this. Do you think he goes like this? Like that?

I think that's a little on the nose. It's a funeral. Cause that's what a villain does. So my son's a hero. Well, he'd be a bad guy though. So what's the difference between a villain and a hero in a movie, everybody? Big size.

So you go like, nope, see, good guess. You say to my son, this is what you say. You go like this. You go, so the kid goes, can I get their shirt for me? It's my own son. And you go, oh I don't have a shirt, but I'll tell you what I do have. Something to remember me by.

And you just, you just, you gave him this right. A switchblade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut him here. And like that. And he stays for some reason, but yeah. Look me up sometimes. And he's just like this.

Yeah, and then, hey kid, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. And hey kid, hard candy. Right? It hits my, dah, dah, yeah. And hey kid, hard candy. Right? It hits your body? My son. Oh. So now my son has a choice, to be a villain or a hero. Oh.

Here's the choice he makes. Okay. Because my son's a hero. A villain says he hurt me. The world hurt me. So now I'm gonna grow up to hurt the world. Right. But my son who's a hero says, I'm going to

learn how to become a warrior and I'm going to make sure that the world never hurts anyone the way it hurt me. That's Batman. Whoa. That's what a hero does. League of Shadows. And he goes, and he sees the blood.

That's League of Shadows. Yeah. And he, that's, that's what, that does. League of Shadows. And he goes, and he sees the blood. That's League of Shadows. Yeah, and that's what fucking, I don't know, man. That's Batman, dude. Yep, and then he sees you and he walks by you because you're complicit, you fucking asshole. You're supposed to be my friend. Oh, I'm in on it too?

Yeah, and he goes like this. He goes, you're next? His little hand just hits the side of your face. His small skinny hand. And goes like that and he walks away, yep. And you're just like, you're like. But it's not like a Mally sap it's like a whatever it is you guys go there's sugar in that slap, right?

Maybe but but it doesn't matter because I'm 24 because he goes because you guys go Kid but there's something about the way that walks away is he's got that Cal and determination You're like he's like and you hear kid, you hear my son do this. You just hear him go. No. No. No. No.

He doesn't fart. He goes, no. No, he doesn't do that. No, he doesn't pee. Okay. He goes, he goes. Hey, how long is the origin story? No, because the origin story is this.

Okay, what does he do? He goes to himself, he goes, that shit was off limits, yo. That's stupid, dude. No, I like it, man. Not bad. Complete 360. Did you ever talk to OJ afterward? Never. Never once? I'm in dude. Not bad, not bad. Complete 360. Did you ever talk to OJ afterward or?

Never. Never once? Nope, I never, I saw him in the deposition for the civil trial and that was it and we're in the bathroom. And this is after I had talked two hours about telling the truth about him and his character, which wasn't all good stuff.

And then we're in the bathroom together by ourselves and I'm taking a Pete so he's taking he walks in and I couldn't be because I just got like we're in alone now He is just him and I in this bathroom at the deposition And I just he just goes hey well And this after I just then I said his peen wash my hands and I left that was nothing to say Nothing, so what did you say that was not so good? That's care. I was scared. I told I, basically they asked me all the questions about his mood. I told basically my testimony and at that time now the civil,

my opinion already came out that I think he's guilty. So he knew that going in. That's fair. Just being honest. So did everybody. I think so too. You know when he asked the with DNA, when he said DNA to him meant dude needs alibi. So I don't know. Jesus. Yeah, there's a lot going on. Yeah, his ego and narcissism was wild. Narcissists never think they're gonna get caught. He had a huge ego he loved. Yeah, of course. You know, the people that I, if I had a girl or anything brought her by the place, he always tried to hit on them. Always, right in front of me. Yeah, so when they say when narcissists

are finally convicted, you know what the first reaction is? They can't believe it. Surprise. Yeah, they can't believe it. They look up like this. What the fuck? How about OJ when all the fans were rushing to Brentwood, rushing to the property, and they're leaving,

he goes, how did all these N words get here? And then they're like, you're black. He's like, I'm not black, I'm OJ. Like, whoa, this dude is. Because he became that crossover. He had no color. So people, white and black, like this is the perfect spokesman. Yes.

Everyone loved him. But then he gets found innocent and obviously white people are like, dude, this guy clearly murdered Nicole. But then he started leaning towards the black side because they you know they have them. Yeah What was his life? Do you know what his life was like after that? He did everything wrong. He got the luckiest break of his life of being you know Reasonable doubt he got out. He should never have been seen. He should have just gone Yes, his own thing off do you think and thing. And he did, he didn't.

He just did stuff in public. And he had, when you hang out with people that do bad things, you're gonna do bad things. He hanged out, more criminals, that's why Vegas locked him up. Yes. He hanged out more, like people that were just bad. Wow.

He did that, then he, you know, he didn't, he had a ghost ride, but the If I Did It book, like all that tasteless stuff. He did rap videos. He was in the club all the time. Women still loved him though, he still had a ton of girls. I figured out that in life, that I had this really positive outlook,

that I noticed that when you're positive and fun, crazy people start liking, like they wanna be part of it. Preach. You were with Rogan, a fight companion, and he obviously probably told you about the gambling situation with Dana. Did he tell you about that? He told me Dana gambles big and you're playing with his money. No, that's when I got- That's where I didn't like, I saw the clip and I didn't like the way he put it down. People thought it was Dana's money was your money? It's

my money. That's when I was like, and I just assumed, well, Taylor's balling. No, no, no. He's letting Dana gamble fucking thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars. Dude, and it it's so we met Dana in February during the Super Bowl week And he's like he does this power slap thing and I know I want to talk to you about that We will let's show that be in the video game. There's sure sure one most downloaded app by the way I saw we can hit it all we want it does not do crush crush So we'll get the power slap and you know We're here for fucking numbers. Dude, we're just going up on TikTok. We'll get to PowerSlap.

And you know what? I've been waiting to talk to you guys for a hot second. You had the same vibe when they went out with that, too. I, listen, we can talk about that in a second. Yeah, we will. So he's like, you should come out for PowerSlap. The first PowerSlap's March 11th. We're like, we'll absolutely be out there.

Fucking Dana White wants to come out. Absolutely. Why wouldn't you? When I go to Vegas, I usually stay at the Ariats where the boys stay when we go on online trips and stuff like that, and I do a big credit line. The reason why I do a big credit line is they give me a nice room, they think I'm gonna gamble.

Joke's on them, I hardly gamble at all. I said at the boys play hunter. We call it run the ball He put like a hundred dollar chip down. Let's fucking see how this goes We just have a good time have a couple drinks. We go to UFC apex area. We're getting ready to do all that stuff It's awesome. And I tell Dan about the credit line his eyes light up like the 4th of fucking July and he's like you and me tonight We're gambling. I'm like fuck and I I'm like I'm nervous and then during the day like has bull is there Mark Wallenberg's there I can't even take the time to appreciate their presence I'm so worried about gambling with Dana it's a lot of money dude and we go to the Red Rock Casino which is like five minutes it's fantastic that's where you want to

spread it is the best casino in all Las Vegas by far we go there this guy named Joe's there He's you know black dude shaved head perfect beard shakes my hand. He's like right with me. Mr. Law and ball ball We go into the high roller room. I'm like, okay cool. It's a lot of it's a hot bike brightly lit very nice then we go into a Separate door, which is a private private room behind the high roller room, which is where Dana is and Dana and I which is a private, private room behind the high roller room, which is where Dana is. And Dana and I, since that day,

I've been gambling once a month in Vegas. And I literally have won every single time I go. Because of him? Well, trust me, this story has a bad ending. Story's not over. Story's not over. Story's still being written. But now we're in a fight.

This is where Guy loses girl in movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You and Dana are in a fight. No, Dana's in a fight.. Yes We're in Dana in a fight. You know Dana's in a fight Dana does this three to four times a week Oh, he's got and he's yeah, he's in a loss I want to say maybe over I'm talking out of turn here But maybe over seven figures and he's like, oh look at the top ten plays going on. Yeah, he doesn't care He doesn't give a fuck. You don't care. He's mad that he loses to the family because to him it's competition Like he's like fuck you I'm, you can see some of the most dope

like YouTube shorts of him telling about how he doesn't want your fucking liquor. He's max betting, he's winning two hands, he's getting the fuck out. But he wins too, doesn't he? He wins. Yeah, he wins a lot. He fucking wins.

You know, he got kicked out of, I think it was the Mirage, it might have been Palms, because he was winning so much, they thought he was cheating. They made him a belt. I mean, he's banned everywhere except for where except for a rock the duke in red What's his game blackjack? Okay, this is what your plan. This is what I'm playing with him

And so literally this is I'm not exaggerating at all since March I've gone every single month at least once a month and I will go for two days. There's a problem I went $60,000 the first night $60,000 a second night and that's happened the last five months now Okay, I go to power slap this pastime. Okay, and I'm thinking I'm getting to the point now where I'm going from like massive anxiety attacks like oh my god, I could lose everything to I don't know if I can lose like As long as I have Dana there's no fucking problem here. I can't believe I'm sitting like he's your he's your buddy He's your bunny foot. That's your bunny. When you have that kind problem here. I can't believe I'm sitting like this. He's your bunny foot.

He's your bunny foot. That pissed me off, dude, when you had that kind of recognition of how you're sitting. I don't mind it, especially if you're skinnier now. If you're bigger, it'd be like, ugh. You gotta fold them long gams up. Do you see this, dude? You see these legs?

I'm very happy with this campsite. So dude, I go there and they're having this big party after in the high roller room, everyone's kind of gambling, and there's a lot of drunk fucking assholes there, but there's a lot of, like, your regular guys there's a lot of like your regular guys you see on a week to week basis Dana pulls in high five skill people looks me in the eyes he's like you fucking ready I'm like yeah let's do this brother let's go we sit there I was at the tables I will shorten the story I was at the tables

from 10 o'clock at night to 530 in the morning I'm out I'm out now they pump boxes because I was losing so bad yeah you just pump an oxygen it's yeah you're trying to try you're trying to get just did break even at this Just just to break. Yeah, it is like this isn't my money We're talking about cuz I didn't like I big fan of Joe Rogan Massive fan of Joe Rogan got chance to hang out with him stuff like that dudes fantastic. He loves you guys But I didn't he do is like he they gambled Dana's money Dana is like He's a man holding my hand as I'm gambling my own money. He's not that generous Yeah, he's not gonna be like here. No, here's listen. Oh, he's generous. He's generous, dude

I was you guys have to say that I was down at one point three hundred thousand dollars He's general. Yeah, I hear that you say that number again. I was down at one point of this night. This is a week ago $300,000 Now I've told you how much I've won so there's I, I can, in my psychopathic mind, I can say, oh, I'm up to where I'm at. That's where I'm at. I'm down at some point at $300,000. There are slappy sitting at this table with us, like with 14, 15 on the table, not hitting.

And then Dana goes, he gets a 10, and then he busts, obviously. Then I'm up, I get the seven, he needed shit like that's happening all night. He leans back to me, he's like, hey, take 45 minutes, just relax. When this starts to slow down a little bit you and I will go back as He's making his comeback as he's down worse than I am He's taking some of his winnings $15,000 in chips $30,000 chips, and he's essentially tossing it to me That's generally you go and do this dude throughout the night He probably gave me over $100,000 in chips just to save me that's a man. That's kind of human being

This is a fantastic human being. He's a good man. And I still fucking lost. I didn't lose $300,000, but I lost mad. I lost bad. Like to the point, I haven't had a good night's sleep in over a week. I swear to God. Let's take a little break here because this episode of Firing The Kid best of is brought to you in part by Stash. Saving and investing can feel impossible. With Stash, it's not just a reality, it's super easy. Stash isn't just investing app, it's a registered investment advisor

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He pulls his truck up to him. The guy gets out, he goes, all right, listen, now I'm making a big deal. And he pulls him and pulls, I told you this. He pulls his pants down. Spank the shit out of him. Nothing more embarrassing. Yeah, I'll be with you right now.

No, you'd never spank me. There are certain things that I know because I'll be with you right now. No, you'd never spank me. There are certain things that I know because I'm familiar with the language, right? What language, Brian? Striking, kicking. Hey, you're as familiar with the language of Jiu-Jitsu and striking as I am Mandarin. It ain't good. I was a wrestler.

No, hey, hey. And I'm a black belt. And I continue to train. Black belt and what? Taekwondo. Hey. But also I box. Yeah, yeah.

No, dude, I took French for- And sparred. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't count. Hey, I took French for four years in high school. And I continue to train. Kind of, right? At least once a week. Sure, man. All right. Whatever gets your rocks. And I continue to train. Kind of, right? At least once a week. Sure, man.

All right. Whatever gets you rocked off. I know some moves. Then you get some moves, man. Now, does this part of my wrist and this part of my thing hurt a lot? Yeah. Sore?

Yeah. And yeah, there's a lot of sore on me. Does this knee not right since I took one boxing class with my shoes off? Yeah. All right. Hey, man. boxing class with my shoes off yeah all right I'm standing there be cool be cool dude there, be cool. Be cool, dude, don't, be cool, bro.

Be cool. Ah, shit. All right, it's all good, right? Is today Wednesday? Is it? I'm gonna spank you today. Look, it's Wednesday and I feel like spanking you. Yeah, dude.

You're gonna spank me? Yeah. So here we go. Yep, do it. Here we go. I'm gonna break things. Okay, so that's not good I'll snap that off right now. That's not this that's not good. So what you want you guys is this

We want to go daddy Are you got me on that you got me on that no, No, no, no, no, no. See, see that? Come on, let's go. Let's go, bro, let's go. It's Wednesday. Hands on it. I'm gonna slap your stupid ass. You're not gonna slap me.

Nobody slaps me, bro. I just slapped you. It's Wednesday. Do you want it on Thursday? No, we're good, we're good. You got me a couple times, but you saw me stop it. You saw me stop it You saw me stop Fuck I had those I had those underhooks

Your hair's all fucked up Hold on. Let me just come here. I want to see something Let's tutorial. All right, watch this. So what I did there guys Was I had this now the mistake I made was creating distance Was I had this now the mistake I made was creating distance Mistake you made here now. He's gonna have a hard time right good there Stay there Thanks, I did pull out pull out there, but now you don't have hands here boom, okay, okay good

That's good. What are you doing? What are you doing? Okay? What are you doing? So here we go guys. So here, good, good, good. Now look how I'm sitting. Sit down. Wait, let me show the camera. Hold on. Nope. So guys, look. Turn your head this way. Yep. Alright, now sit. Sit out. Sit out here. Yep. Alright guys guys and just stay calm. Look how I'm doing with his legs. Now just lay down. Stay calm. Stay calm. Okay and we stay calm. Now this is where it is. You stupid bitch! Don't call me a stupid bitch! Where you going? I'm gonna do my arm out.

You almost got rolled. You almost got rolled. I don't have room here. So guys, this is street dude. Controlling this. Controlling this. He's got it out. That's alright.

A lot of pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there.

There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there. There's some pressure there okay that's all right there's some pressure there there's some pressure there hey ref! ref he's calling me a stupid bitch now just let me just stay calm you got to admit not bad not bad not bad this

pressure is not good though. See how you want to move? That's all I want. Yeah but I can't I don't have a mat dude. I know me neither. Okay. No, there's not enough room. There's not enough room. Hey! Let's go, bitch. What are you guys doing? Let's get our head out. No! See what I did? That was a mistake.

My mistake. Alright, don't panic here. Don't panic here. Don't panic here. How's the...trial defense? Alright. 7 seconds. Enough of that. Alright.

Okay. Not warmed up. Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good Right, so I made a mistake Yeah, see that yeah, that's called an escape I got you I got escaped Yeah, we don't have a ball. We don't Yeah, we don't even have a... You got me on the bottom? We don't have a mat. Oh shit!

We don't even have a mat. Don't call me a bitch, dude. What are you doing? Trying to grab my legs? I'm just chilling. Looking for a good time. Okay. You ever been triangle choked in some dunks? Some chunky dunkies?

Yeah. Oh shit. There you go. There you go. Ever been triangle choked in some dunks? Huh? Some chunky dunkies? Yeah. Come here. Oh shit. There you go. There you go. There you go. There it is. Alright.

Alright. Oh man. What did I just do? I put the pressure here. Yup. Ah fuck. That's good. Come back.

Hold on. Alright. Go ahead. Okay. Come on. Start heavy one. No, just start heavy one. Go.

Go. You start heavy one. You start heavy one. You start heavy one. You start heavy one. You start heavy one. You. Go ahead. Okay, let's get, come on. Just start heavy one. No, just start heavy one. Go. Go. You start heavy one. Go ahead. Okay. You got him out. Alright, let's just mount up here. Guys, this is before you do this. Alright. Okay. No, no, no, I don't like this because I know what you're going to do. No, I'm not doing anything. No, I don't like this. No, go ahead. I don't want you to hurt. I'm going to mount. No, okay. No. No. No. I don't like this cuz I know you're gonna do no No, go ahead hurt. I'm out. No. There's no no do you know? Do you know? I'm giving you amount I'm not really hitting my I'm showing you guys what you can do to really mess with this

That's what it fucking you try to check my fuck. Yeah I'm giving you mountain for free. See I turn you mount turn back Notice I'm checking all I'm not fucking him up. Nope Good douche show me your mouth. I said psyche show me your mount skills ok here's mount skills guys so mount, mount here right now, see what he's doing here the bad position because what I do here

is I'm here. It's tight watch your watch your turn. All right now Now I'm just gonna ride him real hard so he feels this right now That's called Saturday night ride. That's wrestling now. He's gonna try to break it. Yeah, no problem Yeah, that's okay. Stay here guys. Yeah, stay here guys. Stay here guys Stay here guys. Look at how heavy I am my hips. He's panicking right now. He doesn't like this. Does he now watch this? Let me show you this. So I'm here. I can be here. Get one hand here one hand here and work. Nope. Okay, so he blocked

it. He blocked it. That's not bad. But you saw my move. I saw it. Right. Okay, now look, look, look, but this is look at this. Keep your hand. Keep your leg here. We're good here. What? Just break the grip for the arm bar. Oh, no, let's give them some room. So now you got room for your arm. See the problem with a black fella?

Break the grip. What do you do? You can't break the grip here. But what you can do... That's not good. That's not good. Oh yeah. That's my bad knee. Sorry dude.

See you gotta watch out for the arm. All right, good training. Good training. Good training. Good training. Good training. All the way to the master here. You need to go to the top of Brian's eye. Yeah. Do we have a first aid kit? No. Did I hit him? No, it's just a scratch. It's a rug burn. Oh, I see. Okay, Brian, can you come closer to the camera?

Look at this. Look at this fucking animal did to me. I want to talk to somebody Look at that shit. I gotta go home scare my kids now Dude I Didn't have the couch isn't away from my arm bar, but you saw how my knees were together dude yours had that arm bar Yeah, your setup was good. Well, we're going to lay the mats out. So a lot of it is just repetition, guys. Just a lot of reps.

Did you feel that strength? A thousand out, I did, dude. Sometimes that's all you need to wake up. You gotta have a little wake up call. You gotta poke the bear. I'll tell you what I didn't like is that transition to the triangle. Now that was bullshitting bullshit I know better than that I know better and I I came out and I put myself in the in the triangle like an

asshole but that's just cuz I'm not you know oh no so fresh I went from triangle tap to the arm no I was gonna pull out I should have kept my head on the other side and pulled you this way but I wanted to get I wanted to get busy that was but that was a step was a white belt move to go into the triangle like that. Just know this guys, that will never happen again. Never, not never. Can I be honest with you? On one thing, you get one of those on me once.

Okay. I'm a quick study. You tell me where you wanna start pal. Like Wolverine, I learn shit quick dude. The Wolverine heals quick you old fuck. So fighting bulls, fighting bulls learn quick. We learn quick I just see your your mark, right? I have a mark. Yeah, and I'm sweating. Yeah, all that all it takes is that You're for young spring chicken not bad not bad then another 10 to 15 years you think yeah

I think we'd enter into white belt tourney by the time I'm 80. I want to be able to dunk a basketball That's my oh, dude. That'd be sick It's hot out so we have you know, we live in the valley. We has a lizards around the pool. There's chillin Yeah, my son catches one cute looking lizard this thing I'll give it to him listing was cute his dad coming to him. I go sure why not the lizards need more friends Let's toss him in I can't believe it. Oh, yeah, let's toss them in there I'll have fun because he's just gonna die out here from a bird or the weather to sure toss him in there Give him my big beardie dragon. He's big now. It's thick. He's like this long

I'm like a motherfucker big the big beardie dragon went who's the new kid? Oh, he's your friend Oh, you toss him in with beer. I toss him in the beardies. I have three beardies. Oh, no the beardie goes Who's the new kid? I went that's your friend be nice. He went you gotta go Dude, my son's like look they're friends. They're nose to nose. I'm like look they're kissing Yeah, and eat quick Swallow him right out. My son goes daddy. Oh my god that thing is fucking Oh boy. And I have to Google I'm, do bearded dragons eat other lizards? Well they sure do, especially for smaller.

Yeah, they sure do. That's why you don't take a baby polar bear and put it in with other polar bears, because polar bears in the zoo go, I'm gonna eat that baby. That's a polar bear, right? We're talking about lizards here. Same thing.

I didn't know they get down like that. You heard he? Oh, and then my son goes, snakes do the same shit. Then my son goes, maybe it was just that that one they didn't get along so he catches another one oh let's see how it goes dude I got the fucking Ted Bundy of beard dragons we toss him in there he goes oh fuck honk yeah I'm like oh this is insane he doesn't he's not lonely he'll just do it oh no no he hungry he's fat I'll take

a picture he fat so my koi remember how they all got decimated and killed? Guess what? I think one of them laid eggs. Cause we have a koi in there. Just one? One, just one. Hiding, hiding, alone. Smart.

And I Googled koi get lonely, so I'm going to buy some more koi. I'm just gonna keep stocking that. Do you have my fish store? They got great looking koi. Yeah, I like koi. You know you can put a, well you'd have to buy a heater That's a lot of work for you, but if you heated that bad boy up you could put a big your wanna in there

When I hey your raccoons Yeah Really? Oh, no, they monkeys brah. They're called jumping monkey fish Yeah, but I don't eat monkeys area how small it's too small for that. How small we're talking about it It's like a little pond, little... Like the size of this carpet? Yeah. That's good for arowana.

We go back and forth in circles. Yeah. Yeah, don't say... Yep. Zone that out, Jim. Like... My friend, one time we got in the pool, and my friend goes,

Ah! Screamed and jumped. I goes, what is it? What is it? Ah! And I was like, he grew up in the city. You know what it was? A baby bunny.

Damn, at the bottom of the pool? No, it was alive and it was, it got stuck. And I saved it. I go, it's a fucking baby bunny. City slicker. What is it? City slicker. City slicker and a half.

Let's start with the liver. Yeah, let's not start with the nuts. Do you put any sauce on them? Or like salt? That's stupid. And I want to get into why you don't eat fiber. Vegetables are the enemy or what? Well, you guys have a little piece, I'm going to have this piece. Yeah, you eat that.

Yeah, I got this. How is it? Chicken shit. He's a chicken shit. He's not a man. No, he is. Can I be honest, at the end of the day, you and I are two men. I'll tell you how it is.

Hell yeah, dude. He's gonna throw up. I'm good, dude. You're good. I'm good. No, it's like sushi. It's like sushi. You're having such a problem, your eyes are watering.

Yeah, I almost threw up. Yeah, that was very close. We got these little cuts of testicle right here. It's like sushi. You're having such a problem your eyes are watering. Yeah, I almost threw up. Yeah, that was very close. We got these little cuts of testicle right here. I've never eaten testicle. Brian, deep throat that big bowl for me. Want the big one?

Brian, you can't eat bowl. Right into the nuts. Fuck you. Fuck you. This is a sea scallop. If you bite into this it'll squirt all over your face. Oh, it's gonna bust all over you? The testicle juice all over.

Is it all over? Your skin will look so good for the next year or two. You won't need eyelid surgery or whatever it was. I've never eaten fucking testicle. That doesn't taste, it has a very neutral taste. Yeah. Yeah. It almost tastes like scallops. Now, our testicles, one of the-

Oh, I thought we were talking though. Oh, we can't do it. We can't. I'll try it. I'll try it. Let's do it. Oh, yeah, okay. Our testicles the the most testosterone laden meat Damn it that's that's actually not bad, bro. I've never done this feel stronger after that right now, right? Yeah that right now right yeah I've had bone marrow on toast before you ever cooked I've never had it raw not very good raw but who says it's supposed to taste good did you come up who said fucking hell where's my camera who said health look

at how I'm glowing is my face would teeth would be if you ate that wrong then you get the bone marrow I had that bone marrow is very tough don't yeah is it yeah it's just waxy. It's waxy. And here's the thing. When it comes out of the animal, it's perfect. It's melty. That's probably frozen, and it gets the...

That's God's powdered sugar, baby. By the way, your chef doesn't, I mean, all due respect, I'm sure you're a great cook, but you're just cutting stuff, huh? Let's not call him a chef. Let's call him the guy who basically gets the meat. You're like a weatherman in LA. You have the easiest gig in the world.

You're a butcher. You need a piece of wood and a knife. And we're not going to call him a chef yet. We're going to call him a butcher. But I'm sure you can cook. Let's take a little break. When it comes to college basketball and March Madness, one thing is for sure, nothing's for sure. CSU upset a five seed upsets buzzer

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if I had his money I'd have face tattoos yeah dude you would? I mean I think we all would if this show gets bigger than you Brian if this show gets a little bigger the three of us are getting face tattoos without a doubt I would totally get it if I don't have to everywhere about Hollywood now why? I think they're cool I mean not all of my face

no just certain ones that have meaning yeah I love them too. I love when chicks have them Let me hear what you call me put on your face that has Hit this old man on this new ridiculous trend as the kids say put them on game Put this old fuck on game on game put this old fuck on game Give me tell me chin what fucking face whatever reminder I need if I look in the mirror of mine What is that remind? Okay? Tiny one here me little Here damn yeah, I love to get something here. I want a tattoo that goes up to here. And a neck too.

I want some tattoo. What would that be bro? Some Chinese letters or some shit? What would you have there bro? I could get a big flower horn fish on my neck. You should have a real flower horn fish. I'm going to get a Dalmatian. I'm going to get a Dalmatian. And then sit there and flap around for a while.

No, I'm telling you. Get a fatmatian. And then just there and flap around for a while. No, I'm telling you, if this- Get a fat, flat horn. No, if this dies- Scotch tape it to your dumb, thick neck. Make sure you get a big roll because you have a very thick neck. And let it flop around on your dumb fucking face.

Oh, that'd be cool. That'd be sick. Let me just go to images to see if it pops out. Yeah, see what off limits are there. There it is. There it is. That's a nice picture. Hey, hey, hey, Cal.

Hey, Cal. Oh. I didn't expect it to be that good. I Didn't expect it to be Handsome like that. I mean it's good. I like no no no dude. Don't take it away from you man. This photo. Yeah It's great, okay. Thanks, but also are we at your funeral true? That's a picture you would pose No, that's Steve Jobs right there. That's the new oh no you don't have a turn that daddy do You had a funeral. That's what we'd have you did you had it's floating yeah, you're magical dude

Don't take this no dude. Don't take this. No, dude, don't be modest. Thank you. This picture is... Thank you. If I'm looking at it, yeah, it's symmetry at its finest. You know, I appreciate it. And I don't... No, no, no. No, don't get bashful. Thank you. It's a fantastic portrait. Thank you. It's good. I just took it, you know, I just- No, I'm not gonna allow you to do that, dude.

I just literally just said, the guy goes, can I take a picture? And I was like, I was like, yeah, and I was like, what? I go, what? And he goes, you can take a picture. And I went- You worked on it for hours, obviously, right? I did it, I literally-

You lit it like crazy. I had literally just- Famous photographer, I assume. I had had my workout, and then I trained- You show it like crazy? I had literally just. Famous photographer I assume. I had my workout. You showered and you got ready. Yeah, I had my workout. I trained martial arts and then I had some seared elk and I think half a yam. But you must have hired so many people to get your hair like that.

No, I just had half. No, I had half a yam. And went through the process. I really didn't. Come on, dude. I don't even think I took a shower. How many hours of makeup? Come on. I don didn't. Come on, dude. How many hours of makeup? Come on.

I don't even think I took a shower. The best part about it is, too, it must have taken a week or two to run it through graphics. Because I've never quite seen a Photoshop job, I mean, just with the thing at the bottom, to I wanted to put the mug there, right? Well, it looks like there's a light behind it. It does. Off limits.

It's not just static letters, is it? At first glance, it might be. But then you look at it and you see there's a kind of a soft effect, almost opaque in the back. Yeah, you see how it's like radiating. So it's like almost like the burning bush. So where do you get knowledge from? Yeah, I know.

That's what people do. At first you see it, and you're like, oh, that's okay, but then you notice the pack and you're just like, well, you can keep... You can keep watching. See, what you're trying to do is you're trying to get perspective. You know what I'm saying, yeah.

It changes from the different angles. That was built in, that was built in. That part was built in. That part was built in. When you see it, you're just like regular font. I could get that online. But then when you take kind of a... Oh my God.

From there, yeah. From there, from there. From there it's different. Oh shit. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you so much. And you know, I'll admit that that part was put in there. That part was put in there. Okay, all right. But the picture itself when I took it

was literally just hit me straight on, here I am, and take what, this is what I got. Yeah. Boom! Right, all packaged just like that. Sometimes magic happens. First take too I assume. Yeah!

What? Yeah! Wow. I thought that would be. Wow, too, I assume. Yeah! What? Yeah! Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Sometimes the first take is the greatest. So you know, from that song. And that's what I was thinking the whole time that I did that.

So you've got, so cause I wanted to- No, it is magical. And then see, why is he all gray in that picture? And the one you're talking about the other one? Because this one, amazing. That one I'm like, holy shit, that's my boy. I'll claim that, looks like a funeral shot. I can't believe they shot him.

And then that one there. That's because of the lighting. That one there. That one there. That one there. I hate it. No, but it's bad lighting. No, that one there makes me sad.

Because I look at that, I go, we don't have a lot of time no because No, it's not true. It's because of the- I look at I go what the fuck am I gonna do? Fluorescent lighting then I would get this I go. Okay. No, yeah, it's the fluorescent lighting. Hey, so hold on Hey, Chris, look at me. You're on deck. All right. Oh, hey, you're in the batters I'll do it to you right now. That's the bummer. No, I know what to do in a headlock. Sure. Sure. Sure. What? You do nothing. Excuse me? You do in a headlock. I know exactly it to you right now. That's the bummer. No, I know what to do in a headlock. Sure, sure, sure. What? You do nothing. Excuse me?

You do nothing. In a headlock. I know exactly what to do. Okay. I don't sit there like a fucking. What are you gonna do? What am I gonna do? Step behind you and fucking sit you down

on your stupid ass. Do it, do it. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then. You wanna try that and see how it goes? I have no problem doing that. Okay. Stand up.

You're gonna let me put you in an actual headlock. Daddy's gonna apply pressure, huh, huh? What you seem a little hesitant now? First of all, what makes you think you can get me in a headlock? No, you just said I could get you know, you said I can do that I have here I Go and I go like this and this is the last thing I go. I love your kids for you You put me in a headlock?

Show us techniques for how to get out of a headlock. I mean, well, how to get out, because you don't know the technique. Well, I'm here. If I got you in a headlock, I'm here. Well, hold on, no, see, you're already hand fighting, so that's not really a headlock, right?

So daddy's gonna be here, right? And then you're probably gonna, the best thing to do is a take down there. Yeah. Yeah. You could run me forward. Cause I, I, I, Yeah, well sometimes, No, you go forward and trip me.

You can be there or I can run you forward here. You run me forward and trip me cause in order for me to base out, cause then I'm one man. So I base out. Yeah. And now I'm here. Yeah.

Now you're a deep shit. Cause what I do is I suplex you. Yup. I suplex you. You're hand fighting now. See, now I'm here. Don't hand fight. Pop, pop, pop. Cause that's where I do that. Now take you. I suplex you. You're hand fighting now. Don't hand fight. Pop, pop, pop.

Because that's what I do. Now take your girl and your kids. What? It is again. There it is again. Hand drag. This is a problem for you. This is a two on one here.

That's it guys. That's a Russian two on one. Because I'm gonna do this. Pop. And then pop. And then pop. Hey. See that?

See that little shimmy there? Yeah, but you run? You're looking good. I'm good. You run him forward. It's a bad idea to hold on to... Sometimes you can step behind though and sit him can't you? No, why would you pull him on top of you? No, you don't want to sit him.

And then he can still have the headlock. If you run him forward, unless he's just an idiot and wants to hang onto the head, which would be stupid, he's going to have to base out. So if I'm here... Look, if you have me in a headlock... Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I'm going to pinch you and run.'s gonna have to base out. So if I'm here. Like if you have me in a headlock. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, I'm gonna pinch you and rub. So you have to base out.

You're so strong, God damn it. Go ahead. Oh, ready? Yeah. Ah! See? I know I'm running down here. My neck is on the chair.

I know, you see my head? Yeah. You see my head? Yeah. So you're gonna choke out just from that. Well, you had my neck on that. Yeah, but that'd be the ground. Are you good?

And that's the lesson today. I don't like that you can pull my hips. You want me to come over for Thanksgiving? I don't like that you pull my hips in like that. Sorry, Daddy. I was bracing. I know. But you have to base out until I go on my head.

If you don't, I'm just gonna run you to the mat. I'm here like that. Yup. Fuck man, don't get shot in the head. You think you're feeling a little frisky because you're around that stupid dog. You know I do that dog? Yeah. Grrr. They'd be like, hey, that's Ralph. That dog bites you. He's been a seven year vet.

No I don't. That dog's gonna bite you. Go at it. Arrr. Arrr. They go, hey, you killed our fucking test dog. I'm like, what did I do? He was biting.

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My weekend? My weekend was interesting. Daddy want a little shroom tech? Well I did a little shroom tech. I did a mushroom ceremony. Now tell me, before you lay down what happened, what is a mushroom ceremony? It's like a bunch of people that smell like hummus? No, no, no. I am now a psychedelic conker. Yes, I am. And I'm gonna go down the rabbit hole. Now here's why.

You're gonna do it again? Oh, I'm going deep. Oh, wow. Because here's the thing. I think that whenever I have done mushrooms, but especially this time, I always want something positive comes out of it because I feel like

I'm pushed closer to the truth. I know it sounds weird, but I think what mushrooms do is they bring to the surface your subconscious and the things you're hiding from, things you don't want to face, the things that you don't like about yourself. And if you're not careful, see, I don't do drugs. I'm not a drinker, as you know. I'm not a drug guy, as you know. I don't do drugs. I'm not a drinker as you know. I'm not a drug guy as you know. I don't know much about psychedelics.

I've done just mushrooms and looking back on it when I was in college and in my early 20s, I did like probably a gram, which is like, woo! You know, I mean, a gram is where you stare at a water fountain. You're like, that's a beautiful water fountain. But what's like a dose that a typical dose, like average dose at a ceremony?

About a gram, but I went, now hold on. I went three grams. I was with a really great group of people that were seasoned trippers. Everybody's in sandals, I assume. No, not really. You'd be surprised, but they are, No, I got it.

So I do, I go three grams deep. Okay? Were you nervous or were you like, what's your ego? Were you like, yeah, give me three. I was nervous. Yeah. But I did it.

Now it's really important that you enter these kinds of things in the right state of mind. You'll be comfortable, you'll be comfortable, right? Yeah, don't have like unfinished business fight. Don't be in the middle of a fight with somebody in your family. Don't be, you know, you gotta have a good state of mind. You gotta be comfortable, right? Yeah, don't have like unfinished business fight. Don't be in the middle of a fight with somebody in your family. Don't be, you know, you gotta have a good state of mind because what's gonna happen, bro,

is it's gonna accentuate and you're gonna face it. And whatever's bugging you that you don't even know about is gonna come to the surface. Whatever trauma you have is gonna come. But after three fucking grams, dude, I'm telling you now. And how long did it take to kick in, though? For me, for me, they say about 40 minutes for me it

Was 10 minutes. Oh, wow. Okay. I hadn't eaten. I was up empty stomach. Yeah, bro I started the ground started to move it started to shift. I was like, oh shit. You're right. Here we go Now I'm trying in the beginning There are about eight people there. I'm Trying not to shit my pants. Oh shit my pants shit and I'm trying not to shit my pants. Shit my pants. You have to shit. And I'm trying not to throw up. And are you outside, B?

Where's this at? I'm inside. You're a little scared. You know in the movies when they show you what a trip is? That's when I start to see. A little bit like DMT, but it just kept going. So I'm like, oh, this is a ride right now. And I was like, don't resist it.

Try to relax. All of a sudden, I'm in heaven. I'm inside a genie bottle. There's a genie in front of me who's taking me on a ride. You're in heaven in a genie bottle? I'm in a genie bottle and it's heaven. I've never felt better. Oh wow.

I'm in a secret, it's a secret. I'm in, you know Avatar? You know Avatar? I was in Avatar. But in a genie bottle. But in a genie bottle. This is what everybody's been talking about. This is the secret. and the music is playing. And all I know is at one point I'm

walking through the desert with this amazing guy, this woman who then starts to dance. Is she hot? She was the most beautiful creature, but everybody was beautiful. In your dream. Well, in my experience, everybody was beautiful and wonderful. The men and the women, everybody's beautiful. It's beyond that. It's like you're just overly blissful. You're like the hunchback guy in 300. Yeah.

Remember when they converted him? Yes. And he's surrounded just by dime pieces. Yes. And so I'm so overwhelmed with the experience and the beauty, but you go out of consciousness, you go into these, you go blind for a while, and you're seeing shapes and you're listening to music, and then the music stops and you're brought back

into the circle by the guide. You're brought back into it. And you're like, and at one point I was like, I was like, and I'd go like this, I would say some shit, everybody start laughing. Because I was like, Is was like, and I'd go like this, I would say some shit, everybody start laughing. Because I was like, I mean. Is everyone around you on it too? Yes. Okay.

So at this point I'm going, I'm going, oh, I wasn't, I went, oh my God. Did anybody else feel what that, because dude, it was beyond anything I've ever experienced, by far, bar none, and impossible to express, because you have to be there. So at one point, I now decide that my heart has been opened. There's a door to my heart that's open.

Are you crying? My buddy crying with joy, crying with joy, tears. Yeah, dude, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Keep going, I'm no judge. I go, congratulations, and my other buddy's head got super small, and I go, I'm sorry. I meant to say that your head's really small,

but I went, I'm sorry, I think I said that. And then I'm invited to take more medicine. Why? Because that's part of the journey, and if you are a seasoned tripper, you're invited to do whatever it is you're doing. Yeah, And if you are a seasoned tripper, you're invited to do whatever. Yeah, but you're not a seasoned tripper. No, and daddy went back in for another three.

Now we're at six. Now anybody can tell you, including Aubrey, that that's a hero's dose. Five's a hero's dose. Five, for the most courageous. And six is insane. Old, inexperienced guy who doesn't drink or do drugs, I go six. And I'm not gonna get into what happened,

but I ended up going from heaven to hell. And Aubrey told me that you get into a hell zone. I died twice and I was in an eternal loop. How'd you die? I just left my body. I dissolved. So I was like, I'm dead. So now everybody around me who was this angel turns into a demon

Okay, and they're keeping me from my children check, please and I'm trying to get out as you can't get off the ride now There's no one to complain to you off the ride now. You can't see all you can do is try I kept you know how you're like I gotta get dub David off tells a story about how he was in the back of a cab and he and he realized he was trapped inside a computer It's like I'm inside a computer and I can't get out. And he started crying. Like a Black Mare movie. Yes, dude.

Shoot the episode. So I was in eternity. I was caught in an eternal loop, and I couldn't get out. Do you want to tell people that you were farting uncontrollably? Can we tell them that? There was some stuff. Please tell them how you kept farting.

I was apparently spitting and farting and screaming cuss words. That's all I'm going to say. I want to respect the space. Loud farts. Yeah. Loud farts. I'm going to say. I want to respect the space. Loud farts. Loud farts. Which is hilarious to me.

Yeah, yeah. Apparently I was pretty. I just get a text from Brian, I go, how'd he go? He goes, dude, I was in the field position farting. I think I was doing that. But you don't know. You don't know what you're doing. I bet you're farting.

But you don't know, you don't remember anything. You do not know anything. I'm telling you. You don't remember? You go blind. I was told what happened. You only remember certain things? Yes. So then I went back. So your perspective of the demons and all that, you go blind. I was told what happened. You only remember certain things? Yes.

So then I went back. Because your perspective of the demons and all that, you remember that stuff. Yes, but I went back because I was so embarrassed and mortified. I went back to these people and I said, I'm sorry, I had to have this, you had this closing thing, which is very important. You have to have context. And this guy's so wonderful because he goes, hey dude, hey dude, everybody who's been through this shit knows what that is and has been through it themselves.

So whatever you're embarrassed about, whatever, yeah man, me too, been there. And so whatever the case, without going into too much detail, because I want to respect their, I want to respect the fucking space, but it was the scariest thing I've ever been through. I went from heaven to hell, and I just know now that we should stay at, let's stay at three,

let's stay at two and three grams. We don't need six. We don't need six, Baba. I do not believe if you're a young person trying to make sense of your life, I don't think you need to do this. I think most of the value gained in life is through sobriety and hard work

and all the things you're taught. Be ethical, be honest, hard work, get good at something. I don't think that you need to be going into this blissful state. Are you looking for your next case? Pluto TV has all your favorite crime dramas streaming for free. You're going to need some backup. Which means suspense is free. Very cool. Watch CSI New York, Criminal Minds, Blue Bloods's about talking,

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