The Fighter & The Kid - Big Jay Oakerson | TFATK Ep. 881

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

Big Jay Oakerson is in studio with the boys to talk the The Legion Of Skanks origin story, The Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, one upping liars, Dennis Rodman in North Korea, finding out Paul Mooney wasn't into chicks, being paid in food, not being allowed to be at Comic Strip Live, being on Louis CK's show and much more! Big Jay's new standup special "Dog Belly" will be released on YouTube on April 5th 2023. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/FIGHTER and get on your way to being your best self.  Chime - https://chime.com/FIGHTER  

Yes we did, cause we back at 8K, it's the fighter in the kit. It's the fighter in the kit. It's the fighter in the kit. It's the fighter in the kit. This is really the fighter in the kit. Come on, mate. Big J's already got us laughing so hard. With two stories we can't really repeat about it.

Although there is a special on YouTube where there's an audible fart at 1040. At 1040. A little far on this poor woman's special It took a path that was a K-Lit's edit So good. She didn't hear it. So God bless her Um, and then and then yeah, and then but tell the story about what you were about to talk is it's just too about About one-up Liars yeah one of your life people who Whatever you tell you know, well, I mean I just had my first three. So that's cool. I was actually up before chicks

like that guy and And we found this out about a guy who worked for Lewis on his Lewis J. Gomez on a street scene when he was selling tickets and doing shows And one night we decided we're it was me. Nate Bargazze was there, a couple of other Lewis's guys, Dave Smith, and we went to a bar after their show, and we're like, let's all just tell crazy stories. They're out there. They're out there. They're out there for us already.

Yeah. And let's see if he goes up there. I don't remember. Everyone's except the few where I told, I mean, I even made it so like, cartoonish, I'm like, yeah, I was down at the docs one day and 25 guys tried to fight me. He goes, and I was like, I didn't like win,

but I was able to like get out, like I was able to fight my way through. He goes dude, he goes, I had a fight, he goes, the self-street sea board dogs, cause I had a fight down there. It was like 30 guys or something, it was something nuts. He's, dude, he goes, I had a fight, goes the South Street sea board talks, because I had a fight down there. It was like 30 guys or something. It was some nuts. He's like same thing, though. He's like, I didn't like kickass, but like, I did get away.

Always some asshole. And then it was like, you know, someone fucking so many girls, he fucked a few more. You know, he had like a seven sum for someone else's five sum and whatever. And May Bargazzi just goes, uh, he was so quiet. I was the whole time. I'm sick of like a mystery guy in the shadows. He goes I Killed a guy wants and this guy goes with his drink. He goes dude. He goes I got to get pissed He was don't tell us story goes I killed a guy too Don't tell that story yet. I'm gonna take a piss, but I killed a guy too I'll be right back. I'm gonna take a piss, but I killed a guy too.

Hold that thought. I thought it was possible for murder. Nick's horse and would do that shit. Nick's horse and would always do that. My dad was a fighter pilot and he's like, my dad was an astronaut. That's like great. Oh man, I love that shit.

People like that are. I assume that guy's no longer on the team. No. And the, I think he's a family now, but it's so long ago at this point, but it's, I was just wondering. By the way, his murder story,

Nate's was great, because Nate had the conjure went up when he said that. And he said, he was shooting bow and arrows in the woods and then accidentally hit a guy, he goes, and I just left. He's like, so I just think I just left him there to die. Or so, I think he even said it was in his leg. Like, no, it made sense.

Yeah. And this guy came back and said, he got into a bar fight outside with a guy in the fight I think the guy took his shirt off and he was covered in like Yakuza tattoos and he beat him up till he was unconscious and then he left and he goes and the neck this is my favorite part of it because he goes uh he goes the next day in the village voice they said uh Yakuza member found dead in the thing I'm like the biweekly day in the village voice. They said, you cause a member found dead in the thing. I'm like, the biweekly arts newspaper, the village voice. Is it the village voice?

I go, that's with that investment. Yeah, you can get trans workers in the back. Yeah. And you could see what's going on on a local comedy clubs and maybe an off-road show. Or a Japanese underground. Or also reports on murders in the Japanese underground. I might as well with Kyle. With Kyle. when he's undergrought or also reports on murders in the Jeff and he's underground. My friends, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend, my friend,

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Classic fit. He's just a rape and a template heard, classic fit. You were the brass. Fitsy. Fucking fitty. Fucking fizzies. Fucking a guy in a cornfield. This guy will rape a dude in a cornfield next, I mean. I mean, have him over.

Just know what you're inviting over. There's crazy, and then this fucking guy is the rape a guy in a cornfield. Crazy. And then try to kill him, and then botch that. Yeah. And then get the kill, so he got caught. Yeah, so he's so young.

So Fizzies is probably not a good guy to mix in with society, because that's what it does. It does a real story That's wild. Yes, man. We just won a big day. I just want a big that was much more violent. Yeah I don't know any the yakuza guy is pretty That's true. Would you lose the accuser member? Well, Sammy the book of honor tells that story about his, when he was working with Paul Castelano, Paul Castelano, bring up Paul Castelano and the guy from Perdue,

the chicken Perdue guy. And his, and Castelano's daughter had a boyfriend. And I guess the boyfriend was kind of associated, he was trying to be a tough guy. He'd be real bad after date. Yeah. Paul, yeah. The seniors, don't call, yeah.

So, just chicken King says he dealt with Fucking column. Yeah, let me see some pictures. Can I get some peepers on his daughter though? Yeah, we will in a second. How gone is them off you? Okay, so there's no See me the bulgar vogue just a podcast now. So wait there's there's Purdue That's Purdue. We're Good looking guy, right? And then there's Castelano. Frank Purdue looks like you were in a pretty program. Yeah, see, and now that's Castelano up there.

You see that, that's Castelano. So his boyfriend, I mean, her boyfriend goes, you look like Purdue. So Castelano goes to Sammy, he goes, hey, kill him, kill him. I want him dead Little too much because he he felt insulted by that comparison. He goes to kill him So Her boyfriend, so he took his so he he had his boyfriend

He had his daughter's boyfriend meet the guys for some business deal and and Sammy the bull goes so The guy goes there. they shoot him and then Roy De Mayo crew comes in with suitcases the tholum briefcase They saw him up into tiny pieces just to be look like that power less They bleed him saw him up Yeah, and they put him in and he just they just walked out without and that was the end Just because he looked similar because he's because the boyfriend said to Paul Costano You look like Purdue. She's like, right. Oh, that's a capital offense. I'm gonna have to have you killed and chopped up and disappear. He's definitely an ugly. I know you're that's your boyfriend, but he's gotta go. Yeah, sorry.

He's like, we're my boyfriend. Go. He just like, I don't know honey. Oh come here. Good guy. Yeah, now all those mob guys, cause the mob, they're not shaking anybody down. I got an iPhone bitch. I talked to, I talked to, I faced time with Sammy the Bull. Yeah. He's obsessed with the ejection. Well, no, I, he's a, we faced time. It's hilarious.

I go, I'm in traffic and fucking, on the JFK and I go, I go, hey, what, what, this traffic never ends? You, this construction shit, you were, you ran all the New York's construction. What the fuck is going on? And he goes, ah, yeah, see, and he broke it all down for me.

The Uber driver's like, holy shit, he broke down exactly how it all works. He goes, nah, we don't give a fuck if you sit in traffic, we got to make money. So we have the guys work for two hours a day because that's when traffic is not as big. We, we, we fudge the data and get a fuck about you. And he, I said, could you get away

with any of the shit you do back then? he goes, no, everybody's got cameras. No, there's cameras everywhere. You can't do it. That's what ended them off here. Self-uncarned cameras. Yes, the jobs killed them off here. Yeah, you can't get away with a goddamn thing. I'm going for it to come to Mexico though,

because those cartels are a little out of control. Different animal though. But though it's amateur animal. It's amateur animal, I mean, I still, we've yet to have the realism of like the SVU computer I've like zoom in fix it. Yeah cleared up. Just for me a little bit. Yeah, just perfect picture of the justice second there. Yes, and we are in That's a bull shit

Mean soda would do that on the bonfire the time, he goes, just gonna move some things around here, see if we could put this over here, type in the screen thing, and we are in. It never amounts to anything at all. No. The Philadelphia mob when I was younger. You go up in Philly?

Yeah, yeah. My wife is from. Oh yeah, they were like clownish by the time. Like knew what they were all just no respect. It was like now They were just like young people also. There was like the sons of all the people And they were just like go to Atlantic City and fuck shit up and yeah, but then get kicked out and have to you know I mean, yeah, they wouldn't be like they come back. I don't know. We are the like we do know you are Be it Yeah, now now they're doing like I don't know if all of them do it but it's like

drug trafficking like human trafficking right that's no shaking that country's they get away with it like russia fucking set traffic is big here oh yeah but it comes from places like mexico did you ever got i remember in the handful times i went to the the massage places when i was younger the last full handful handful

and uh... the well i got sad quick i also worked like the massage places when I was younger. The last one, just handful. Handful. Yeah. And the, well, I got sad quick. I also worked, I was gonna say the thing with the mafia also that's like probably still going to some degree was, I worked for a guy, if he was in the mafia, he liked to dress and act like he was. Although that said he had a coy pond and like a townhouse, like attached to other houses,

but his front had a coy pond. That's that said, that's's a little three by three. But he ran the company that worked for that was a day time you go dressed as whatever for kids parties. And at night time it was bouncing for strippers and escorts at CD Bachelor parties or weird guys houses. Yeah. So the mafia is still around the end of that world.

Yes. Yeah, for sure. They never got your size just sitting there waiting. Yeah. You'd be a good bouncer. Call of flower ears. It's just a big kid. Not too nice.

Someone's like, come on man. No, you don't have to pay the money next week. All right. No, you just have to be quiet and just kind of look at him like that. Yeah, you guys, if you talk to me, you guys just go say, I have seven days, right? Yeah, I'm like, come on. Like, beat up in seven.

Be quiet. Yeah. Big boys. So you can be willing to do it. I couldn't do it. Yeah, that was funny when I did that job, too. I didn't understand why it's like a different generation. Like when it got like kind of like hairy and certain some of those driving strippers or escorts, I'd go back to the guy like, how am I by far and wide? The youngest, largest doing this and it seems like everybody else seems to be like an old man And I'm like how are they getting out of these situations and they're like they have guns And I was like oh

Guns no You want a gun I was like no Because I'll pull it out way early. Yeah, of course. The first sign of anything, I go, let's say everyone just stay calm. Yeah. The girls want to fuck tonight, everyone stay calm. Well, I like what Christopher Walker did in King of New York, he just, just a gun here, and they try to rob him and he goes,

whoa, and he opens his jacket, he goes, how about that? And they're like, oh shit, just kind of, he flicked it, he just went, how about that? I'm fine with this, grab it and shot him in the dick. Well, he threw them, he threw, just kind of, you flicked it. You just went, how about that? I'm fine with this, grab it and shot him in the dick. Well, he threw them, he threw them a bunch of money, he goes, come to the plaza hotel, tell him Frank White sent you. They were like, damn.

Did you ever play the great game if one decision was different in movie it just goes like fine. We used to always say that like first blood, the first Rambo, we, we strived in the car He just didn't have such a weird attitude in the car And he was like yeah, it's got back from nom. He's my friend. I went to go business did and he's good Brian Danny He goes you like roast beef? I'm gonna take you for the best roast beef

It's got like three hours later the cops coming in he goes you got a me Johnny Rambo this guy's nuts He just wasn't weird in the car at all and he goes, you got to meet Johnny Rambo, this guy's nuts. It's just, it's so fun. If he just wasn't weird in the car at all, it's not be weird. In the car he was just quiet and like, uh, uh, and the guy was like, yeah, I think rightfully so, I want this guy out of my town. He's being weird.

There'd be no movies of those. There's no movies of those. I never thought of that, that's such a funny bit. Quick decision in the beginning. Hey, answer me, how about answering me? I haven't answered the question straight forward. And he's like, John Wick, there's no John Wick. They don't fuck with his dog.

I hear the fourth one is really good. Really? I don't fuck with it. I've got this. I've got this. I've got this. Just goes, nah. I'm gonna get a couple more tune up fights

before I jump in with a champ. Guess what? Now he's killed my friend as he went with his solvents. Yeah, I can probably with a champ. Guess what? No, you just killed my friend as you don't wait to solve this. Yeah, I can probably commit that. Yeah, you can go back. It's too much of a contract. It's a bunch of legal ones. That seems a lot smaller, so it's a loose loose.

I'm bigger, I lose, I'm, I lose, I, I lose. Yeah, it doesn't matter really. It doesn't, the fight in the matchmakers wouldn't do this one for me. I just watched Rocky get with my son. The first. Holds up. Oh yeah, hold up.

Fight scenes tricky, because nobody's making contact and and every movie though even today's movie but the training montage is much shorter than I remembered it and there's no sparring really It's just push up there than you thought Okay, okay, okay, okay, they learn Rocky twos where they learned the training montage when she has the baby and so they still play that the The sixers or Eagles could be down by when she has the baby and so they still play that the the sixers or Eagles could be down by Instagram points with 24,000 left and when she goes I want you to do one thing win what are we waiting for?

and you'll think it's all right we're coming out of the break two minutes left sixers down by 37 you know oh right we're about like everyone just just going for that training montage Fuck dude. Are you a big Philly's fan like all the teams? Are you like but I'm a big sports guy? I'm a big sports guy on the two teams. I gave a shit about which the Eagles and sixers the only things I Yeah, I went your burp Took me oh shit. Yeah, It took me Shane and Mark Norman No, but

Christian it was like kind of a last minute offer you made to me and I was like yeah, I'll know I was like that's crazy I'll tell you what Leaving a gazillion dollar ticket event when the team loses feels the shitty is when you just yeah Oh, yeah, for yourself. You and Shane Yoltz were sad, and oh yeah, absolutely. Shane Lowe's new goals too, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it was cool. We were doing those,

uh, exports emotion things too. And I'm like all week before we saw a judge, I go, do so cool we get to share this, to get share this together. My heart is flooded with joy for what we are about to embark on. We did experience this. Share this. I wouldn't want to share this with any of you. My heart is flooded with joy for what we were about to about the game.

We did experience this. I wouldn't want to share this with anyone for you. I mean, so I had a watching hype videos from like 2016 on YouTube showing Bert's crew who has news here. I was like, no, you guys see Brian Dawkins. He's the guy like he ended the guys like home. I had a guy said that to me. He goes, when we get one, uh, he goes, when we get, when, uh,

he says saying when we get together he goes, when do I get to see your smiling face again? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah man, I don't know now. I'm so busy. We're really like comic to the comic store face. We're in the middle of the conversation.

I hate this. It looks surprising. And you guys, I can see, I can see, it's like me, Rogan, Brian, Chris, hey, hey, how you doing? Yeah, you could see. Yeah, I love what you did it there. He was here. me, Rogan, Brian, Chris, hey, hey, how you doing? Yeah, just good to see you. Yeah, I love what you did up there.

He was, hey, hey, you know what? We live in the same area. You wanna play catch someday. It's gonna get out there in the park and just throw the ball around. And Brennan went, what do you mean? He didn't even get it. And he was, I don't know, I was just getting the ball

and just throw it around back and forth. I love doing that. If you ever wanna do that, I mean, we're in the same thing. He's certain it's code for something. Yeah, yeah, like with Brennan just He's certain it's code for something. Yeah. Yeah. Like we just look to be going definitely. You're so great. The big Skins. And that got that comic is like, I love that guy. Yeah, you're good. Dude, wonderful. Yeah.

You know, they take you to a time. I love that motherfucker. But just a sweet, sweet guy. Let's take a little break. Let's take a big break for good. Talk with big J. Yep. And I'm going to go be Macubi's. Macubi's. I bought one. Timonium Maryland. This weekend.

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or any all point or visa plus alliance ATM so that's something do you write that down chime dot com slash fighter there you go You've been all over I'm sorry to buy your stuff non stop promo man. Yeah, I am yeah, they got me run nuts I still produce it's called dog belly live from Skankfest. We did it a Skankfest Vegas last year dog belly Yeah, it's from one of the jokes in it was named by Dan Soder actually when he watched it He was like you should call that what I was gonna call it live from Skankfest. Now is your, is the fan base of Skankfest? Are they, I mean, are they, are they a very forgiving crowd? Skankfest, they are. I'm talking about your, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

lesion of Skank's. Yeah, yeah. Fan base are so savage. They're savage motherfuckers. Yeah, but they're his, that's are so savage. They're savage motherfuckers. Yeah, but they're hit. That's it. Yeah, but they're also like, here's the thing. Here's the great, greatest thing about them and the problem with it. We've made this like safe zone for like just fucking go for it. Yeah.

And the thing is 90% of them are just not funny. Do you know what I mean? That's why they're fans. So it's like they're going like like, even like their shittyest thing, like for the most part, they think they're going for it. And I tried to, and I, and I, that's a good thing too, because they're like, I get their engage and that's great.

And they're the best comedy fans. And that's what I remember, um, my favorite thing with our audience was when the guys we fuck girls did Skankfest the first time when they showed up they were like, well, here we go. We're gonna walk into this like because they've had like shit with us on air before you know, we've gone back and forth. But they're all great. Once you get in there, once you engage, they're great.

It's once you walk in there, not only if they look at it as like, even if it's been like a tumultuous thing with them, it's like meeting Erica Cain and hating Susan Lucci. Do you know, I mean, like, it's not that thing. It's like, it's like, no, you love Susan Lucci because she's everyone like, well, that's why we know we're all ourselves. Trust, like in their minds, like, they're so removed from it. We're characters in a thing. Yeah. You know, I mean, and so that's how, and when they they see the characters whether it's someone who they Shit on or they overly love do you know, I mean there's there's so excited to see all of Because no one's ever like that's why you guys hanging out with the guys we fucker like it's like yeah There are friends. That's why Lewis was like have Brennan come on the fucking on the show

It'll be a blast. Yeah, I think they were hoping to have you guys a skankfest I think yeah, cuz all you guys are scankfest. I thought you guys are good guys. Like we would have to gather dance from my fucking same hometown. I know. It's so crazy. What a wacky town of insane things that happen there. I mean, that throw a dart at a town that's had so much shit. You know, I'm a Colorado. A rural Colorado.

A lot of school shootings. A lot of mac. School shootings. Essentially, the shooting at the Joker. Yeah, yeah. That's a lawyer. Yeah. Then a whole documentary on Netflix about a guy who built a motel in Aurora. To watch his wife would just bring him food up in the attic.

So he just watched girls and people fuck. Yeah, I know about that. Oh, yeah. Oh, he had cameras in the hotel room. He didn't have cameras. Oh, camera just holds. He would just do it himself. He didn't want to record it.

And you want to watch it. And he would just sit. He would just lay in an attic didn't want to record it. You want to watch it. And he would just sit, he would just lay in an attic with all the vents over them. And he would just go up there and his wife would just like, she was just a sad shit that she would just bring about. She goes, here's your turkey. And he goes, shh, shh, there's a girl jacking off it. I'm gonna put it on.

He was, his name is Gerald Fouce, and he's unapologetically hilarious by all the time, by the way. He's not even now. I think he served jail time See what yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like saw a lot of pussy. It was cool I'm a beeping Tom. Yeah, one time he said there was a couple getting ready to fuck or a girl getting ready to Master bait one of those two and he Was in there and they hit the lights like hard off like turned them off before whatever was gonna

Happen and he got furious because he said she was one of the hottest ones ever there so he went and took his car and drove his car up to the it's like a motel you know he drove it up to the window with his headlights on and then went back up. He lit up the room so we can go back up there like ah better. Well they drove off, they might say oh shit. His tie would come through the thing sometimes. If you would look up, and you have to like, slurp it back up the thing.

Ingenuity. It's all Aurora. It's Aurora. Aurora. Also, head coat, you know, Dan's best friends. They headcoach the dolphins, Aurora collar. Yeah. It's wacky shit.

Yeah, man. It's weird people. That's right. He was a small hilt cat. McDaniel, yeah. Yeah, that's fucking right. Fuck, man. It's like, so does God. It's like people. That's right. Yeah. He was a small hilt cat. McDaniel, yeah. Yeah. That's fucking right. Fuck man. It's like, so does God. It's like it's so funny to have it. That's a position in life where it's funny having Dan know that coach is like, the stories we have as children make sense as comedians now. You know what I mean? Like, when you tell those weird stories,

like it's funny to have this like official head of the NBA and Dan's like, you know, and that was the summer we all compared Dix. You're like how this official head of the NBA and Dan's, and that was the summer we all compared Dix. You're like, the guy was good at coaching, they're kind of TV. The guy was going to yell at Tyroneco. He's just like us. Yeah, it is fucking weird. Your buddy goes big time like that. Yeah. And you just know everything about him. Yeah, also like the background, like the of like having to be like, hey, how about your your boy putting that quarterback in his fingers going eight different directions. Hey, you know, maybe talk to him. Did you talk to him about it? Yeah. That's why like a lot of like dictators like fucking Saddam Hussein killed everybody from his childhood and who knew him when

he was coming up. Yeah, I can't have that. So you're gonna have to story, yeah. Yeah, you guys know a little bit about me. You guys know something in the shower, yeah. You just know stuff about me, I can't have that. So I'm an after kill everybody. Saddam, the cute who pissed himself in people's geography.

That guy's gotta go. I'm gonna go. It's good, you know. In fact, the his son was, the assassinated, tried to assassinate his son, son and then I'd be able to walk and then was on crutches and stuff, but tried to assassinate him. The guy who saved his son, who pulled him out of the car and some was in bad shape and

stuff and got help. That guy, I think they cut his tongue out. Yes, they put him in jail, cut his tongue out so we can never recount the story about how his son was killed. So, so that was a good guy. Did you ever hear of a story? Yeah, he's like, yeah, what's the Kim Jong-un? Did you over with like the, the dictator type guys? Did you

ever see the Rodman documentary? No, those North Korea. North Korea. It's the, maybe the wild, the wonderful white is the close second. Yeah. Because a lady doing a line of meth and then walking past her newborn baby in the hospital and Future Miss America right there I never saw that The wild and wonderful white so was Virginia The wild

Produced it from this about this family who are from It's white. It's a big county. Boone County Yeah, it's it's it's a hillbilly, LG. Yeah, well, they did, well, there was a documentary years ago called the Dancing Outlaw about there, like the Patriarch of this family. And is this in West Virginia? All violence.

It's in West Virginia. It's total violence. It's there, a crazy. A lot of in-bred, a lot worse. Yes, and also, like, but they also know how to work this, it's like a generations of working the system So they're all on she's 30 by the way that was good. You're not wrong. By the way She's she's the hot they call her the hot one

The family I swear to God that I believe 100% one of the I've been out I spent time at one point shakes a bottle of oxie goes boon can he mate and call that kids got a podcast He follows me I feel like I'm as one father by a celebrity. I know you how to make call boon cany mating shakes the pill bottle I I had so I've spent time there Yeah, I spent a lot of time there in the hills not where 100% of the comedy close no No, no, no, my my my so when I in college my buddy had a more short school there at Taekwondo school One of my closest friends

You don't teach these people. Oh, it's karate Yes, we would go up there once every two months every once every month we go up there And it was the first time I ever I was in college It was first time I had ever met real racists who had never met black people sure and these guys were talking They were like what you do is if they come at you, you act crazy because they think it's gonna rub off on them. Everything's gonna rub off on them. But they mean black people.

And it was the first time I heard, I never forgot this. As the first time I saw what that was, that violence, everybody has guns, everybody fights. You were not allowed, you could not go to a bar in those areas if they didn't know you. You could not go. You would get stomped. There are gypsies over here. Although you could not. If they didn't know you at a bar there, it was dangerous. And how about this? I was in college and I had a book on communism. I was reading. It was for my

history class. About the beat you up. The guy said to me, we were at this type one though, this fuck internment. The guy said, Hey bro, you got to hide that man around here. The book. I go, what do you mean? You got to hide that. You can't hide. The guy said, hey bro, you gotta hide that man around here. The book? I go, what do you mean he goes, you gotta hide that, you can't hide that. I said, what do you mean he goes, you'll cause a problem. I said, I was with guys who would fight.

I was like, what are you talking about? He goes, around here that would be considered, they think you might be in the communism or something. There's no way they know what it means, but there's no way they were reading that word. No, no. And they're right. And you gotta come, he goes, you in the computers.

Yeah. Well, he'll be the only one who's a book about this. Probably the first time he saw And they're right. And they're right. And she got a comma, goes, you in the computers. Yeah. Well, he'll be like, oh, he's a book about this. Probably the first time he saw Karate and just jeans, too. That is good. This lady, they're not wearing a gear. This lady who, so she rips a line of meth,

goes in the bathroom, future Miss America right there. She goes home because the baby, of course, needs a little extra attention. When they come to pick the baby up, as with everything that happens legal to them in this documentary, they are blown away that child protective service

has gotten involved. She can't believe it. They took the baby away. They come back in the car, she's hysterically crying that took the baby away. The one that was bouncing on the trampoline takes them immediately to Taco Bell. We're through the drive through,

she orders things that aren't on the menu and gets pissy about it. She has remotterella sticks. Then she drives, let's break up. Then she drives while they're waiting for the thing, they see a family they know inside. Who know peripherally, I'll say, is the work, is they seem like pretty normal people. And she starts way on the horn to get their attention. They turn around and they're like, oh, hey, the window of a building, like a glass wall, not a window even, of a Taco Bell, she's screaming, she goes, they took her baby, her, she's crying.

And they're just, and they're through a window going like, okay, they have no, it's, it's, I gotta see this front of the back. I'm all too wild and wonderful. It's, it's, I gotta see this front of back. I'm all too wild and wonderful. It's West Virginia. Front of the back, a close second maybe only is, or a close, it's a close second only. But not everyone's like that in West Virginia, right?

It's just like a certain part. I'm not gonna say that. Here's the thing, it's like, it's a part for sure, but I don't think the rest have to achieve much to not be that, do you know what I mean? So if you pull the best of the best out of West Virginia, and you throw them in, I don't know. It's mining, kind of. Chicago. Yeah. It's not going to go free. Yeah. No one's going to be like, wow, whatever fine pal this person has.

Whatever fine talent. What a shit chill. Wait, what's that? What's your first? The bar is low. What's your first love? The bar is low. What's your first favorite? Dennis Robman going to, he's going over there to keep meeting with, to bring the basketball team over there. And on the second, when he comes home and he gets all this shit from it, he was sober. For while, on the trip back, he just starts drinking.

I remember when he went crazy. And gets, well, there's the, yeah, he gives, he cuts the promo. Let me tell you something brother, these guys are opening a door to North Korea yeah brochoral smith retired basketball players x ray hip and whatever is going to go solve it to a monarchy but that can jump right he loves robins his favorite player because the bulls in the 90s he's like obsessed with yeah so the loud I'm gonna go there because they're obsessed with them Oh, yeah, so he just loves him particularly. Yes, and he let him go

He brings those guys over to play, but how drunk he he just gets obliterate Without even over exploring the special. I'll just tell you this he bows at everybody he sees and it's not a bowing culture He just does it anyway And he treats them like toys. Look at his mother fucker. Look his mother fucker. I make him sing. And you know, no one would fuck you saying? But, but, but, but, bring up that picture there with him and, uh, which one does this? I don't know. But the group, but the group, by the way, where he's crying right there,

it's where he gives a speech in the middle. He's giving a speech to Kim Jong Un and then goes, he goes and it's his birthday. So I want to say in a arena that's been built just for this game with a throne for Kim Jong Un, he goes, Happy Birthday to you. Audiences, no idea of the song. So he's singing it with the normal hat, the, the, the, the, the melody of happy birthday to you, they start going, yeah, like they're clapping nowhere in tune with the, it's insane. That's that. They do it rhythmically. They just keep going. They just, I'm in town, it's like, you mine. And you, I don't know if he's still doing podcasts and, and I was at the mall in Westfield,

and he, he came up to me, I was like, glad to have you on the podcast, man, I was like, oh me have you on the podcast man. I was like, oh cool, what are you guys talking about? He's like, chicks, it's a relationship show. Like, no, absolutely not. That's so funny really. Yeah, yeah. He told us, still got to have a stervent time. Like, broke his dick fucking and he's like,

did you go to the hospital? He's like, I have a tape on, like tape. Yeah, it's like, you cut himself and he's like a carpenter or something, I taped it up. So now he's got that bend in his dick disease. A bad, but apparently he was normal until he had got a strange from his son or something. I think his son died.

I don't know if it was true. I think his son passed away and he started dying his hair. Yeah, he was a little, a little because he was a janitor. He was a janitor. And that's his way of doing it. That is family. His family's probably nuts. Yeah, I don't think just the son did it. That is family. His family's probably nuts. Yeah, I don't think just the son did it.

No, I mean hilarious. His father's name is I didn't know that Flander. The Philantholary. I mean, that's hilarious. Flander. I don't think his son died. This is I don't wish she. I don't either.

Oh, I hope he didn't die. I named my son side pussy, Okerson. So don't get upset, bitch. He only has one son, 6-6, oh son. Three children. Did one die, right? It says nothing about the death. No, so maybe it was a strange then.

Yeah, I think this is a strange. Maybe I gave him too much credit for me in a weirdo. Yeah. He brought in some of his assets. It's strange, God. It's just a janitor, like, bro, he was? He in a weirdo. Yeah. We branched on a set that you strange God. The janitor like broke. He was a janitor. Yeah.

He was a transgender. Did you ever see the DMX, the documentary about him a couple years ago, after he died, and they go back to like his heavy drug years, and it's him. It's a video, I guess on MTV, I like him meeting with his son, and his son's like video I guess on MTV I like him meeting with his son and his son's like I just want to have Relationship with you and have you be my father and me be your son and us get to know each other and start and he was MDMF Goes I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. He goes, but I need you to do it clean and he goes By I just literally kicks him out. He's like, I'm a no It's cold

Complielous face. He goes no Drugs rule. It's like that's crazy Do you know the stress it is hanging out with you? I abandoned you for years That's like my friend my friend my friend literally famous director is going like this He goes, how do you have so much energy man? I go what do you mean? He goes he's just he you have energy all the time. I want the energy like that. I go, you don't have energy, he goes, no.

What do you do? And I go, you know, you got to stop smoking. He goes, fucking no way. Yeah. Oh, that's the whole secret. I want to do that. Just tell me what else you do. I go, I, I don't know.

I can't start the conversation. Like, is it even more kale? What the fuck do you want? Hey, going back to Robin, you know North Korea Isn't it weird that for North to create North Korea We have what we send Rodman or don't we don't send but they Developed those relationships and then Russia with Putin. It's Steven Segal. It's just the weirdest It's just the weirdest odd jobs that we see the most famous people in 90s. Yeah Because send over Debbie Gibson.

Electric youth was my shit. It is strange. Yeah, it really is like because they're just behind the time. Yeah, they're behind the time and they still believe those movies are real. See how it moves? Steven's a girl shows up and they're like different than the movie. You never know what it was here to go. What's about last year's hard to kill? He's got a painted hairline. It's kind of very heavy.

There's different than undersea. You see him do all that stuff with those Russians. Like he's there with, he's so heavy and he's teaching them to do all that. Did you say I've had my best Steven Sago? You love this dude. I was at a UFC. This is a long time, I know the UFC.

I'm there for do like an appearance of them, so they've set all the fighters, UFC Toronto, so it's GSB, I think Jake Shields, and so we're sitting the front row, well, I'm sorry, the second row, everyone's pretty famous, UFC fighters, and I was like, how are we not in the front? What the fuck?

And then Steven Seagull sits in a very front row in front of us, but he's huge, so we can't see anything. But before he sat there, it was Josh Koshchak. They kicked Josh out and set, seems to go all down. And he kept standing and we can't see anything. And everyone's like, God, somebody should say something. I'm like, yeah, it's fucking seems to go.

We can beat him up. And then everyone's like, you think? I'm like, I would hope, fucking so. So I say something like, I watch this. And I'm like, sit the fuck down in terms of Well, okay, okay, okay, I have stories about that guy of Yeah, I never met anyone No, no, I have friends who work with them. I have so many friends to tell car Mike. So John Lee was on I hope I'm not adding them on this, but John Lee goes on until the story where he goes,

they're doing a movie together. You know, John's a real actor, amazing guy. But John's not a big guy, John's about five seven. And John goes to Steven Seagull, like he doesn't even know him, he goes, so it's all that stuff real, can you really use that?

And Seagull, Seagull six five, Seagull goes, like this, he goes, boom. He just, he's, he literally goes, that out, he didn't's really good and John goes cool he's like that and he goes

you tell me and walk the way that was it that was all that real fuck What makes a great question? Did he ask it as one? Eda his own neighbor? That guy hates character work But Steven's a goalie's do not do the lady who worked at the bodega on your corner anymore Didn't tell more one man shows I get what it was like in the Bronx back then enough I see one more set with outside hanging laundry from building to building

I see one of his brothers Tommy Legg shout out to him he's great, didn't see what's the guy didn't get in some shit for human trafficking as a cop in Louisiana? He got to know a lot of shit for a lot of things. I mean, Penn House, you know he's like a legit cop in Louisiana and got busted for like sex trafficking.

And he got, he got a bunch of balls. Yeah. I did a movie with his ex wife. I did a movie with somebody. Kelly LaBrock. Yes. I did a movie with a TV show with some- You seem to be a little screwed, though, too, now.

Well, the stories are pretty not so good. Oh, yeah. So it says Steven Seagull, the action movie star, a long time ago, used one woman as a sex toy and kept others who were on call 24 hours a day. That makes sense. You shouldn't get arrested for that. The Steven Seagull accused of sex trafficking.

Click on that. He's not a good guy, man, from what I've heard. I don't know, but he's just dead. They're welcome. He's a good arrest for what being awesome. He's had a crime in this town, man. Get him, he's girl. Oh, that's never gonna be good.

Around the clock, hoody call position. This one, he's a cop too. Yeah. He was badly Lieutenant the whole time. Yeah, that's what he is. Show me your ass. Yeah. How do you suck, Dick? She says she found two young female Russian attendants around call for sexual needs 24 seven. I think Playboy or Pen House wrote an article about him. And the article

was like crazy where his maid said he picked me up and and and basically raped me on on top of a washing machine Then just walked away like there's there are the accusations were crazy where you're like whoa Well, that's the reason lives in Russia, isn't it? I know yeah bust for this. Yes shit And it was like you know rushes me to movement isn't that robust? I don't know if you guys know You got a different places didn't Gary Gluten Gary Glitter just got out of Vietnam. He's jail I think for serving the tiny sentence they gave him. As the guy does, you know, rock and roll part to whatever.

Arena. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Oh, is he the child? But he's a pedophile. Yeah. What? He's went over to a, he's went over to Vietnam. They ended up getting them there though too. And they gave him like a slap on the wrist out there. I think it was, wasn't anywhere near what it would happen here. He is a boy. If I was a search pedophiles, he would be the first one that box that guys head off right now. Oh, dude, I watch. It's

a shame I watch so many of those pedophile hunters. The online ones. Oh, I love them. It's bad against predators. Those are the ones that you had to fight people Alright, you see the one where the guy meets the he meets the father's 12 year old daughter gets catfish by this guy And he had he takes it over and goes come meet me Guy shows up and the father lets his conicor so in German Shepherd kill some the guy no, but the dogs are biting him They're just I don't get him get him. That's the dad's against predators. Please, please don't please, you know, I love that Steadigans predator. No, this is not on the start. YouTube. I know YouTube was like either demonetizing them. They're doing something because they were like yeah, they're all gonna rumble. Yeah, I watched one that was It was like young kids like 19 years old doing it and I've never, it was like young kids, like 19 years old doing it. And I've never seen

it done like smash style, you know, I mean, like, yo, yeah, it's got you. You're about to go get this predator and this thing and they got them and they're like, yo, you gross, bro, you're gross. And then the guy was like, how are you? And he's like 19. And then the guy just started fighting. I mean, he's like, whoa, you're doing it. I'm getting fun putting a predator. Like it's the whole time, it's just like, it's real for sure. But it's so ridiculous, and they were the cops they have to work and shit. But the problem with a lot of them is,

they're catching borderline, if not very retarded people who were gonna answer that call if it was an 85 year old or a seven year old. They can't believe it's happening. It's not really, this isn't gonna come up in his life ever again. But there's nothing else to do catch like pieces of shit. But I heard they can't do much.

Like the cops can't do much when they give their information. Yeah, like the kick ass superheroes. They don't know what they're doing. No, they can't do, like you want to catch a predator. Really guys. That's one. That's why they stopped shooting the dog.

Oh, because you haven't done anything. You've just got me. Yeah, I guess, I don't know if it's intended. It'll definitely be hard to get a job after that. Yeah, you're still getting exposed for being in a pretty creepy situation. Yeah, make cuts. Good chairifts, they caught.

I went on one with the guy, with the big guy, with the beard, who does it, but we didn't. Oh, we didn't get anybody. We got next to the guy. It was the most insane thing's happening at once. When it all started happening, it started happening very quickly. It was like, we meet at this Walmart where they do it at. Stand in Texas.

And we go in and he's a meet him in the section. We're talking about it. It's funny I was doing the same walk that they have people do to catch them. I feel like I got up there and he goes, hey, you piece of shit. But. I go up there, he goes, hey, you piece of shit. But we were talking to him, he goes, yeah, the person is not, he keeps sending pictures

of these outside, but he can't, he's not coming in or something. So we gotta go out, then we go and we think from the picture he took, we see the car that's him. So we pull up a high, then they go and circle the car and then they come back to the car, they go, it's not him. And then he's like, he's just in the wrong car. Hey, you be here to fuck a little child.

Okay, my wife, my wife, how'd you say? Wrong car. Yeah, wrong car. So we ended up just pulling up next to the guy and it was the guy when he just looked over and saw like four dude, his boys are huge. He fucking took off and I watched the guy, so the only interesting thing of it

or the most interesting thing that I actually about the whole thing was, I don't know if I've ever seen anybody run for their life before. Like a genuine like if I don't, my life's over if this comes out. And he was like 70 and a hitting like those speed bumps in an old car. Like those doors are gonna fall. If those doors would have fallen off, he would just ran over the engine and just kept going into highway traffic. He was out. He was out, but when we were, he was doing like the going around like a nut,

we were kind of following him for a minute. And then all of a sudden, like these five black women, I mean, unrelated to anything, they're outside of there like, they're like a navigator or something, they're all wearing see-through clothes to the nips or like little like G strings,

and they're all like just down like twerking and do it all Morbule obese One more than the next it was what but every time we're like following this guy and turning like that loop of like you know the traffic lines Yeah, just like we'll come back around the fat black chick's gonna they never broke stride It was a pedophile chase going on while they're over there fucking a clap and cheeks They were the bad They were the mood music. They were the mood music and mood. When those dads catch up to them,

legally they can't like fuck them up, right? Or they're like shut the can't go off? Dad's against predators. Oh no, one, they just flout. He just says the guy goes, like square up one on one and they do. They fight and it's also, he doesn't do that good in the fight.

You're like, I mean, if you're gonna fight these predators be a better fighter. Yeah, let's take some training He's beat up by the guys that go with this actually was the first time I saw this to there's a girl who doesn't even Courtney Elizabeth and she's I guess in her 20s or something and She she that for the first time she always gives like a long Like intro to what they're getting ready to do and where the person they call it. And I'd never seen this on a pedophile.

Outside of their own merch and things like that, a lot of them have merch. I've never seen this, she goes. So he said he was going to have sex with her and lured her out and said, you know, it shows the things I'm going to come on in your face. So this like terrible, horrible shit to a child, then she goes, also before we just get to Robert, I just want to say the new live free app has been, I've lost 12 pounds already doing workouts in the middle of it, and then she goes, and it shows the clips of like, you get a personal hygiene trainer for you, it goes great with the gym, or if you're just doing at home body weight stuff. And so, it's really been great for me, it goes great with the gym or if you're just doing at home body weight stuff.

And so it's really been great for me and I hope you guys check them out real big. And now let's go get Robert. And as you're meeting Robert by the way is an old man who is retarded and the dad's against predators guy goes with her. Like to help on this one and he's just again, energy doesn't match the situation all the time this guy's like I don't know I won't do it again What do you mean you won't do it again? I won't do it again. You're with an nursing home, right? You know I won't do it again. He goes what's that motherfucker? It's just too much like what's up, dude? What's so much?

Yeah, he's like too much of that is like we're not into five things about a kid Some of the time you kind of have sympathy for a pedophile. Yeah, like show socks now. It's like, wait a minute. It's not meeting me root for them, but I mean, some of them are just clans like me. Root for, yeah, you mean for a pedophile?

The Kurt Metzger. When we first became friends a billion years ago and Philly, I'm so sorry. I love that fuck. This makes me laugh so hard. We saw American history X together. And he's right. There's a scene in that movie. Tell us it makes me laugh so hard we saw American history X together and he's right I've just seen that movie of tell us it makes no sense They one of the black and white flashbacks to when he was still a skinhead

The movies about him like we're forming from being a skinhead The flashbacks they show up black guys and white guys arguing at the basketball court and then he goes all right Well fuck let's play for the courts then. Blacks first wise, we play for the courts. Whoever wins, whoever loses leaves. So can't come to the Venice courts anymore. Not only do the white supremacist beat these guys, which is not gonna happen, it ends with steel and it were Norton doing a reverse double handed

like John Calp and they play and it's that true. I don't remember that. You put that on the YouTube and I see that on my mic. They cheer, they cheer so big and they go, and the music's big and Kurt just goes, are they trying to trick me to ring for the knots? He's got like it's such a weird. Yeah, just go to the end dunk.

And he's really good. You know, I mean, he's running. That guy's muscular now. He's dead. I mean, he's running them. That guy's muscular now I know the big last ball. Still I still look this Finally They're all by you know white supremacist you go. I got, it's a problem. They're all by. And they go, he put his white supremacist, he go, hey, take me and get, man, who knows? All white people. He's gonna win.

We're gonna be throwing Kurt Rambus out there. He's not showing up for a racial turf war. Hey, racial turf war. Looks like Gonzaga versus Miami. Yeah, so yeah, exactly. So I was going to tricking you and like rooting for the wrong thing. The, the, I always tell people, if you could find predator Jamie is the best of those things

because like for anyone listening at home, it's just a got a morbidly obese guy who you do feel bad for again because this was never going to happen for him ever. Yeah. He lives in the, you know, room in his mom's house and he's morbidly obese. His mom is just hilarious because she's there for the entire confrontation and she just keeps going. They'll be like, well, you said here that you want to suck her little eight-year-old asshole and she'll be like, Jamie! Oh! Oh! Jamie! Oh, oh Jamie to a 14 year ago she goes they don't even have their periods yet. I know that She never breaks

I got you're a pervert Jake you pervert Check you creepy pervert and then by the way, they also they're always so like you know we're tired at all So they don't know like the actual Reality of like what's happening? He's actually retarded though. Yeah, they're definitely like yeah, they're definitely challenged because I'm telling this this lady Goes when they're going to that she goes and he was planning to meet her at you know this decoy at his work And it's like that and she goes that's it. Don't worry. I'm taking his phone

That's it. I'm taking the phone goes. I think it's bigger than that right now There's guys sitting in your living room There's guys sitting in your living room. What a fucking r- You're fucking fucking fucking fucking disaster. The people that search. Yeah, I have a daughter. 20. 20.

There's still no one better than the king of Chris Hanson, because I think they have some compilations of it that you could watch of his, like he got so jazz with it by the end. You know what he's doing? That his entrance was always killed. He would like, wait for him to say something. You know, I'll be right down. He goes, he goes, I can't wait to hug your body.

And he pops down and be like, I'd like to have my body hugged Frank. Would you like to hug my body? Why don't you have a seat? It is little whatever the thing was first. It started asking. I mean, always. Because I've been thinking about you all day. Have you been thinking about me, Tom?

I'd like you to think about me. Come on, Chevacete. It's never- You got my fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's nice they fall their knees, you know? I'd like to have my pussy until I scream. Would you like to eat my pussy until I scream?

Chevacete wraps. My thing is that YouTubers that do this, it's like it's one of two things either you're going to start looking for those pedophiles or their hunting ghost. Like there's no end between, it's either, that's not ghost or how pedophile it is. Oh it's completely, like the same kind of thing. The guy who kept getting in trouble is the guy who makes them like do like stuff, like he he would make them and it was it started off so dumb that I think he thought I had to ramp it up because you're almost like You can have the guy call his family whatever and do that shit. I guess fine But he would always push up. Yes push up Run up and down the block. I'm burpees bitch. I'm too aside

And he would realize me tell them to run up and down the block when he tell me run the blog You better come back to man Don't just keep running like You just send them a runaway But the other guy's doing he got really he met the guy jump in the Hudson The Hudson River when it was and he couldn't swim so he had to be rescued from the Hudson and he got canceled Yeah, but again, it was like a thing, and I'm not justifying any of these pedophiles,

that one was like a 21 year old guy who was there to meet like a 16 year old boy. Yeah. For like, I'm like, almost, and again, I might be wrong and gay people feel free to just tell me I'm gonna be wrong with this. I think that's just what happens. I don't know.

I think a young 20 something for a teenage, I've heard gay people say that on shows. They say, 100% say go, well the big secret is that there are 15, 16, 17 year old boys that go to those clubs that get online and, well they say it's because they don't have anyone their own age to kind of relate to it. Or it's just that they want to fuck a guy

and they'll stay in the closet. Or just like, what can you tell me how did you do that? You know, I think it's gonna wrap up in the world of that. Let me tell you something. When we were 15 and 16, 17, if you told me I could get on an app and fuck a 25 year old 10, I'm getting on the app and having sex with that 25 year old. Don't worry about every five days out of that.

At 16 years old, I'll be fine. Damn, that's confident. I don't want this old lady to see my little weaning. I don't want this old lady to see my little weaning. I was built in a runaway. I would have given it to you all to call us. If it was a six year old weaning. I was building a runaway, this is a doubt, but I said I would've given it to your old calls. Try it. If it was big, we was there.

If they were in to me, which is what older guys are in to. The twinks, did you guys have any? I am blown away by that. So one of my only friends in the world who has no in his life knowledge of one of the buddies, fucking someone, another buddy's mom, or the teacher fucking. I had none of that.

My teachers were all old, ugly women. I would say that, or maybe the guy's got some air. It's a very rare thing. I don't know. It was always a family. Like I'll read New York Post every morning and be like, you know, teacher gets busted. I'm like, who's hiding that hot ass teacher?

Yeah. My teacher had cancer over his nose and had a fake nose about the nose. Yeah. Yeah, I don't. We had Mrs. Jai Aramun, a lady who smelled like her name, My teacher had cancer over nose and had a fake nose We had Mrs. Jaya ramen a lady who smelled like her name teaching chemistry Yeah, I have none of my teachers were fuckable. Yeah, I didn't I didn't there wasn't one and so I went to school I switched schools and senior year went to like not like an intermural prison that I went to in Philly I went to an actual place and I'll say maybe like the, like the, because then there was coaches for actual teams,

and those guys taught like social studies, and so maybe like the girls had crushes on the guy, but I couldn't remember. My wrestling coach, like a lot of the seniors in high school were obsessed with him. That was a long time. He was like 33, but it was always the coaches. It was always the coach,

because in high schools, the men are the women's lacrosse coaches. He was been 24, 25, and there was like so many rumors. He was fucking like a ton of them. Well, I want you to just almost take away. After all those gymnastics documentaries I watched, like, can't girls just train girls? Like, it's like, I don't know why. If you want to be the best,

let me have to send your child away for four months with an old Russian man. He's probably gonna touch her ass. It's what you're lining up for. It's what you're lining up. Well, looking back, I went to boarding school and the teachers there, we everybody lived on the same campus. So I think the art teacher looking back was probably hooking up with my friend when she was a senior. I'm pretty sure though, but she was 18, he was probably 30 something, and that was in 1985. Let me tell you what was acceptable, that shit.

You would go to Europe and you would see, I'm telling you, on the beaches, you'd see a 15 year old girl with a 25 year old guy. And it was just like the dozen. I don't know how deep into the 20s, but I remember like the hot Girls in my like senior year they were they know maybe even junior year were dating guys who were like 23 that's right almost all yeah, yeah If they were like and there's guys you never and they do drive them everywhere

We all couldn't know now if you're Leo de Caprio and you're 50 and you're dating a 23 year old they they you hear about it It's like it like, it's considered, I guess, now almost predatory. I just, see, I don't consider it to be predatory. What I'm more taken back by it is like, I'm not talking about like a 23 year old who thinks you're hot showing up and fucking in the middle of the night and maybe hang out for dinner or something, but 23, I suppose we need 50, is that right?

Yeah. It's just like you're doing, it's like stop pretending there's anything else but pussy and others. That's enough. You can't. That's because you have a daughter too. Yeah. Like when you have a daughter,

I also, you realize every bit of their age there. My daughter's 20 and I would say she's like younger. You know, I mean, she probably more experienced that I'm aware of and stuff, but she's a good kid, which is very, you know, like, but you put their kid, but I mean, they're, they're fucking exactly. You're that. You're the same shit where you're like, no, I know how young she is in her. Like, I understand. Like, you know, she's 15. Mental.

It's a mental thing. And, and the other thing is that she has a boyfriend now, and it's it's beautiful Yes, beautiful the watch Brand on he's 27. Yeah, but you can see there's You hold Smith for it My son who's 11 such a smart ass. I go, who is he? My son goes, he's 28. No, it's a four. But he's 15, but there's that innocence, man.

My daughter's a smart girl and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever you want to say. She's still 15. It's 15. Oh, dude. You're delicate, too, in that stage. So if you told me that she was dating a 20 year old, it's gonna be a problem for me,

because I'm gonna fucking stop that immediately. Even if it's legal, I'm gonna be like, it's not happening. Even if it's a 18 year old at 15, that's still gonna keep. Because yeah, because the... It's like they're gonna take you to do things. That's right. Forget the fucking.

That's right. They're just gonna take you to do things that you're probably really not ready to do. And they're gonna break your heart. They're probably gonna break your heart. Another 18, you know, a party of all 18 year olds and you're gonna feel weird and y'all. Yeah, that pressure but so it goes I mean it's kind of like how you learn too I mean that's how all of them I don't know my daughter's

prom my daughter senior year was online so no prom yeah man having a daughter is is I worry more about my my son it's like you know you'll deal with it just I really I know it really is that way. But also you'll see as your daughter gets older too. And I don't know if I described this well, but I said it a few times. She's already done things that I'm like, you're gonna tattoo, you know what I mean?

Like, I think the way she wears her makeup is ridiculous to me. Yeah. She doesn't dress like slutty or anything, but she's... What's her style? It's almost like, yeah, kind of new mentally, kind of things she's got into the... That's a cool, that's a slutty.

No, for sure. But she's 20 also, and I'm sure wants to be sexy in her way, however young she seems to me. But like, yeah, it was like dating, like she's told me nothing about it all. No. And do you want to know though? I have trouble with it dude.

It was my, my, my, my, my, my, I know, it's my, I know, it's my, I know that she'll tell me she's going to an underground party that breaks up when cops show up. And then if I go, can you call me when you get home please? Or let me know if you need a new birth from there. So I'm going to go, yeah, and she's like, if it's four in the morning, she calls and

says, like, hey, I'm home. That's like, I need that. I need that. Yeah. Like, that's what I'm saying. What I lost my train of thought as they do whatever these things are, you'll get over them. Fucking trying drugs, drinking,

all those things, because what it is, like went the next day, when you realize it's like, oh, it's still the same person, you know what I mean? It's like, it's not a different person because this thing happened, like, and that's what it is, it was like, I know her. So she did this thing, but like, I don't think this thing

is like, you know, I just don't want to hear about it. I got my ex-gave, my daughter, the talk, you know. Because she's well-burdened. Yeah, because she's with this guy now. He's 15 and they spend time together. You have to have that talk, right? I can't be involved, not shit. I can't be involved.

It's my daughter, so my buddy was walking by his 14-year-old daughter's room. He told me, he goes, he's walking by his 14-year-old daughter's room. And his daughter, here'sold daughter's room and his daughter Here's the daughter go I gave him a blowjob Because I gave him a blowjob, but that was but we didn't have we didn't do anything else I'll get the whole like your cool. They'd be like slurp. Yeah, he said he said I felt like somebody stuck something like a spike in my back I went ah like my back ah like when you you know that when it's your bow when they, when they pour the, I think, the catering on the floor.

He just went, fuck, and he stopped like that. And he just went, and his arms died. He just went, oh, I would, I would, he's had to walk away. He's like, that's life. That's, what am I going to do? Well, that's like, Grogon, it's different, right? Like, Grogon's bit on, I probably two or three, especially ago, he goes, I think you just talking about Harvey Weinstein's stuff, he goes,

like, if I had a son and, you know, and he came, or if I had a daughter, and she's like, yeah, Harvey Weinstein wanna put me in Batman, but I just, you know, fuck him, he'd be like, I'd fucking kill him. If my son was like, hey, dad, Harvey Weinstein, so if I fuck him, he'd be Batman, but, holy shit, you're gonna be Batman.

Harvey was a woman, if he had Harvey, and holy shit, you're gonna be Batman. Private, it was Harvey. Yeah, you're still a little gay, shit, you're Harvey and holy shit you're gonna be bad Private it was Harvey Gayshade your back man. I mean yeah, by the way if you're if you got a son like my daughter raising a daughter I can't they got to a point about 11 where I couldn't I couldn't really discipline her like I'm I certainly can't hit her I certainly can't do much she would there was an emotional There was an emotional space I hadn't negotiated. My son, he's 11.

I can threaten that fucker. Sure. He's a boy. Yeah. You're a boy, so I'm not going to get an emotional. You get a train. You get internal damages. Yeah, you're fucking exactly.

You know what I mean? Like, what do you, dude, I'm the real world. Get the fuck over there. Who's the discipline one in the family? Do you like do you are you the strict dad? Oh, it had to be me. Well, it's funny now probably more the fun Now she's like 20 I'm like, I'm like, hey, I'm like, let's go see the death tones tonight You know, I mean like you go to concerts and how did you discipline? Did you have to discipline her? Was it your was it your her moms?

Yeah, it's fucking no, her mom. I still with the mom's. That's the point. Oh yeah. The worst was, I hated that because when I was in the road, I know she was a part of disciplining too, but on the road, you guys know, and that phone call, I mean, every week

and I felt like it was like, tell your daughter that she has to buy it, I'm like, no. I would never do this to you. I'm like, when I have her, she does something wrong, like I just deal with it. Handle, you know what I mean? Like so, I think she wanted me to be the more, but I don't know, it didn't like cause any like

major issues, I mean, having to be like the, you know, the your punished one. You guys got along there. I'm very well always. Yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, me and her have always, yeah, I got along. Did she have my boyfriend that you didn't approve of it's no boyfriend as far as i know

i keep uh... and her mom both keep thinking that there's outside shot this kids a lesbian and other friends very close with her friends to that kind of thing like you know her roommate is like coming if that she comes for dinner she comes for dinner the roommate comes for dinner to then they stayed in other friends house out there, which was, and if it was the last friend I met, all right, Isabella. So, I said to her mom, her mom goes, I think sometimes she's dating that girl, I go, nice.

Jason. Hell yeah, kid. Not for sure. Yeah. Like, get him, kid. But, I don't know. I know she just keeps it from me because, like, you're dead, you're dead. She's also just been like in such a major part of like comedy growing up and she's been really good with that. Well, we found out.

You know, I mean, like me telling her that like, I mean, the stuff I did on that flicks, it's like, I had to call her and be like, I'm so sorry. You're really, I really want to say this. And she's like, now I get it. It's cool. You're your material. You and I found out recently to somebody we know was a

Bangin guys There was the last thing we expected I just found out that he was out there trolling and bang bang girls But bangin guys and said But it was what almost had like a coming out of it. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no like Paul Mooney, I think it was, it was gay, but that was one of the funniest like, I remember standing outside of Caroline's when I heard that situation. Oh, I know it was, I had to cover for him for a long time on stage because I think when the show started, he was in the air still in an airplane. Oh my god. And they called me at home and they were like, we're running out of community, can you come over to Caroline's and like do some time. So I did some time, I'm gonna time after the show and before he went on,

they were like, hey, this is Jay, he just did a bunch of time. I wasn't asking for anything from it. I was like, hey, Paul Mooney. And he was like, he was just kind of shitty to me. He kind of closed the door of the green room. And I went upstairs and someone goes like, oh, he's just like a bitchy gay guy. I go, what do you mean they go?

Yeah, Paul Mooney's like, yeah, he didn't know. He's gay, I go. Paul Mooney's got, look, I've got the corner of gay. I go Paul Mooney's good. I look at the corner of my eyes like his head shot. He's got like Circle sunglasses and a hat that's tied under his chin. I go, oh, man, am I an idiot? See he goes oh Yeah, well he he um Paul Mooney Jamie Masato tell me an interesting story palm-money when he's making it famous he bought a rolls-reuse uh... may might have been a mistake something very expensive car and uh...

jaymeet we got in the car with him he said i got to go to the certain area but you got to come with me because otherwise you know uh... i'm gonna get stopped and jaymeet was like what do you talk about the seventies jaymeet said that they got they they had to go, I think through Beverly Hills. Jamie said they got stopped like four times because he was a black man driving rolls right. And they had to get out on the curb, sit on the curb, go through all the shit.

Jamie was right there. Jamie was like, that's kind of, so he Paul came up in an actually very racist world. Oh, sure. And so for him, it was like, what's the sound of them being gay? Well, just being bitchy, I think. He just, especially to people. Not at all the gay part. Yeah.

Nice big gay for covering for his life. Yeah, because of the two in the gay community and the black community too. You could be gay and make money. Thanks for going on a stage. You white mother fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So you know me, like you blew my granddaddy down the street with a fire hose. I didn't I Feel good getting

Now is new special you blew my granddad One of the funniest Things ever always say on Legion of Skanks like the the epitome of what the show is, like can you make the funny out of the awful? Yeah. Without having to go, this was awful. And this, you know, it was the video of Black people getting blown down the street with firehoses. And then we go, but put the song wipe out over it.

And I'm telling you, it's a different video. You're talking about it. It's a different video. It looks like everyone's having a blast. Look at people want to run into it and go like me. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Oh, it's so cool. Well, that's the end of our show forever.

This has been our last show. Thanks so much. We get all acknowledged. Black people being blown on the street with firehoses. He's a horrible time that thank God is gone. Yeah, thank God What a horrible thing is there about there, but the video of it With the what song the white belt playing over it. It's a good home game What's again guys, thanks so much for tuning in

We're believing and you won't find a center where? Hall of Coss. A Hall of Coss body dumps with closing time by semi-sonic, but no, that's, we didn't do that one. Huh. But you know what? You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. I know. Can't fucking do this now. Who started Legion of Skanks?

Give me the origin story of Legion of Skanks. I was sort of on podcasts where just start, you know, like I think WTF was like popping at that point. Corolla, they said, what year is this? 2011. 2011. 2011.

2011 and we, I keep saying Lewis and Dave wereid just might but it's so funny we've been talking on the podcast lately about this the perspective differences of people and friendships it always looked everybody like i was i was always kind of like hanging out with the comics who are like above me wise goes brought in by key throbbs and to be around and i was around patrice and yeah key throbbs and uh... and colon queen all those guys every night you know it's amazing comics bobby kelly Robinson to be around and I was around Patrice and Keith Robinson and Colin Quinn and all

those guys every night, you know, amazing comics, Bobby Kelly, but they weren't like my day to day friends. They were older than me. They were doing some, so my friends were my friends. I had my contemporaries and then also just some people, comics who were younger than me, but they just made me laugh. They're people I got along with and Lewis and Dave were two of those people. As our friendship went on, it was so funny to hear them recount the stories and they

go, yeah, when you were broke and you know, but we thought you were like, you know, because you were working in the clubs, we thought you were running a karaoke night at the, what's now the village underground. They go, you're running a karaoke night to make the $200 night you needed doing it and he goes we would just sit there at your feet at the DJ booth And like stare but are more successful friend Jay doing a shitty job and it's like we were like bitches and I was like Oh, I just looked at it as like my buddies were coming to keep me company Yeah, like we have some free drinks everyone hangs out and parties But I get it also because they were.

They'd walk around them because the comics would know me at the comedy cell and knew them as like my god. And then they start, you know, people were, they're so cold and like, where's your bitches? And she's like, hey, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, but so that wasn't the case. They were just the guys that like on a day-to-day basis, like we could just hang and laugh.

Delia, you start with his friends. Delia would see people there and he'd go, he'd have his group of his minions. Yeah, he'd go like this, he'd go, hey, three guys who could be in any movie in the background. Yeah, David, he's just, I was DM him, probably his first parents on run, I'm like, you're fucking smart, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was funny, but it's great to see where everyone's at to, like, Dave was essentially like guy on the couch at my house, which I love. It was like me and Dave just hung out every day and spoke pot. We would not smoke pot for a couple hours when we got my daughter from school.

Like a probably people thought we were a gay couple picking her up. Yeah. And we go back and play video games in my daughter and do whatever she do. But he said he got really into politics. He's running for office, isn't he? No. Oh, thank God. Okay. It would have ruined all of this. Which's running for office, isn't he? No, I was not. But thank God. It would have ruined all of you. I heard he was thinking about it for sure. Was he really, he was wicked and smart.

Yeah, like, he's insanely smart for sure. I like when he breaks it down. Cause like if I was into it, I would break it down like he does. It like makes sense to me. Oh yeah, for sure. Like when Jordan Pearson talks or some of these other politically guys are like,

fuck, sakes, but Dave breaks it down for a couple of days. No, Dave breaks it down for a couple of days. And he's found that lame, which is amazing for me. He's so great at it. But it was when all those podcasts were just starting, I was like, I guess, I don't look, I was kind of fled, I did like a half hour special and I did the JFLs and all that stuff.

Nothing was really kind of popping. So I was like, I guess I'll start a podcast like everybody in the first episode we ever have is kind of a fun one because it's essentially gonna be like my podcast and like my boys will be on it with me. And it's kind of starting to think of a name, the first episode is just trying to think of a name for it and everything and then going through that.

But it was really good that that was gonna be the energy was gonna be good. And it's you Lewis and Dave. It's me Lewis and Dave, you have from the beginning. And then it's just so quickly became, it's a three person dinath. Yeah. It's not like. And also they realize quickly, my name from the beginning, and then it just so quickly became, it's a three-person diner. Yeah. It's not like, and also they realized quickly,

my name doesn't really do anything for at that time anyway. Yeah. I mean, it's like, the looking up to the person. Chemistry, man, you guys have good chemistry. But it's also like knowing like the, like, like, again, the perspective of level versus the level you're actually.

Yeah. Yeah. Because again, I remember, when I was just doing open mics in Philadelphia at the black comedy club, Eddie Ifts came in and did a, uh, a week in there. I think it was featuring for somebody. But I was talking to a white guy who was a New York comic in this, uh, black

comedy club that I started at. And he was, and I'm asking about New York. And I mean, the things he's saying are like the most rudimentary level of things you hope to get going in New York. But he was telling me, I was like, he was like, yeah, he'd pop over to like danger fields for like, that's like a half hour spot to give you. That's like 25 bucks. And then you go over to this club, that's 30 bucks, you get to do 15 minutes over there,

swinging all down the comedy cell or after midnight. And then you go on, it's called a food spot where like if you go on, I have to spend time, whatever you wanna eat on the house from the club and I was like, wow, you're living it. I'm like even your meal, every night, you're a meal, you're funny for your meals. It's so romantic and awesome.

I thought it was so, and then you realize it's like, when I was doing food spots, I was like, why are they not just giving me the 30 bucks? I don't want the Middle Eastern food to 100% of the thought. Like a waffle right next door? Yeah, yeah.

You know what, give me 10 less dollars and I'm allowed to have in food. That's what I love about New York though, man. You can do a lot of spots within a cab ride. You know, you can do fun spots. It's great. It's Caroline's Closed. Yeah.

Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. That was such an institution. Caroline's is gone. institution. Caroline's is gone Yeah, well I popped on stage with a tell like one of his last nights. I did Sony haul Last time I was there two weeks ago. Do you ever done Sony haul? No, it's new. It's a theater, but it's a great theater man

Didn't it didn't that tell close out? Caroline's or was it he did the last headline? And then there was a new year's eve Who owns curlins? It was Caroline Hersh, I think It's Stan, Stan really? No, I'm just kidding It's Stan of New York still around? Stan of New York still around? I wanted to do it for the first time in years The other day

It's Carrie Hoffman still around? No, no, he sold it to two Jewish brothers What about what about the... And then Gotham's not a headliner club anymore It's a comic strip, he still does comic strips No, I'm not loud in the comic strip. Why? I started. They, me too.

It was actually where I met my ex-wife. It's the reason my daughter's alive, our baby shower was there. Yeah, I mean, kids, where I started. It started to become like they just, you know, when Lucian, the old old booker died, it was kept alive with like good comics still kind of coming through but it became For a club that was just great because it was low turnover with the with the staff the staff was like a family It's one of those clubs. Yeah, and then sort of become a money thing and then they stopped getting rid of it Did you know Lucian? Yeah, yeah, I knew Lucian will well

He got me he was the one who would put me up an 840 spot every night. Yeah, on a Monday He'd be like you open a bride and you have got a lot of energy. You have a talented, but you need to really cut your teeth on the, you talk this way. He was such an interesting, I was with him the week before he died. He had scleroderma. And so the age of the fingers were falling on. And so did all of you end just cause? Well, no.

So it was kind of going the shit for years. It seemed so like we, like I just kind of wasn't working there. So it didn't need to anymore for the money so much. And I was like, you know, once in a while, but I would do it once in a while. I'd be like, I'd pick two clubs and I'd go back and forth for the night. And on this night, I went into the second of three shows

at the strip that night. And, you see what I mean? And, Bita, you do it first show, then you do the second show in third show. Yeah, you just go. So I'm going, I go up there and I'm like, watching before I go on, William Stevens, and the late William Stevens, who passed away

a couple of years ago now, was up there. He looks like, he looks like Cleveland. Like, he looks like from the Cleveland show, Cleveland, like it's where he looks like. William, the black guy. Oh, he died. Yeah. Fuck, when did he die?

A couple of years back now. But William. William, it's a black guy. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he died. Fuck, what did you die? I loved him. A couple of years back now. But William was like just like a house host. Like he was just like a guy. Yeah, man. I loved him. And he's just like an old chubby man. Yeah.

Damn you. And so he was on stage and he would go up there and he would fight with this. Now this audience, like they've started relying on like the people in Times Square, like you want to see comedy, this club, that club, cocaine, marijuana, like just those people were selling tickets. like the people in Times Square that like you want to see comedy, this club, that club, cocaine, marijuana, like just those people are selling tickets.

So it became like a Puerto Rican family reunion at everything. It was like groups of 30 that don't want to listen to. I want to find it. It was right now. It would just be good combative. And William Stevens is an older guy who didn't give a shit and he'd be like shut up Con or whatever It's funny. It's William's the first thing. They're they're going at him and like it was just I went on stage

And they were still like the whole set was like Having like navigate them, you know, I mean the talk to them stuff. I got off I remember saying to my girlfriend. I was like I think you just may have seen the second the last spot I do at the comic strip. And then she was like, really? I was like, yeah, that's just not fun. Like, it's just weird. And when I went up for that last spot, afterwards, I get in there.

William Stevens sends on stage. You don't want to somebody for putting their feet on the stage and calling some lady a con. And her 30 year old boyfriend or whatever jumps up on stage and gets like in William's face. And I was like, I was like, oh boy, I wasn't the thing he was gonna hit him for. I was like, just place no toys. He had security always, you know what I mean? Oh man, like this is gonna be, there's no security doing nothing.

There's no one there to help the situation. So I go on stage and just get the guy off stage and kind of push him off and like, you know, he's like, see outside type of show ever. So we and calm down and William, uh, after that night, I was like, Jesus Christ. That's crazy. Crazy that that's went down there. The next day on Facebook, I think it was William wrote, they fired me at the comic strip for the rest from like you know, for working there for a while or the rest of the weekend at least. And he was like, I'm not telling anybody what to do, but that club sucks and that's should you think to do or whatever. But so I just wrote back to him on the Facebook. I go, yeah, I'm not even

putting in there anymore. That's become chaos over there. And then the owner who passed away now to Richie Tinken, and I think it was his wacky wife. He's like married like an old waitress who used to work there years ago. And I think she was fucking somebody else who works there on some sort of an agreement. The whole thing is a wacky situation. And he was just this old decrepit guy. And when I put that thing up there, they started going to social media tie rate against me and like putting this crazy Should up on like it was on Twitter was like You defended somebody who called a woman a content that's a word and but it's this crazy long thing on it I'm like you're out of your mind

And then he he wrote at one point they were so easy to write back to because he was like, Eddie Murphy, Ray Romano, Chris Rock. I forget the fourth person. He names four people, he goes, Jerry Seinfeld, these people have never, ever had to use the word in their life on or off stage. And I'm like, that's a crazy statement to make. That's a crazy statement.

First of all, it's definitely not true. You could have picked a better four people if you wanted to try that one. Good burn, good burn. Yeah, he writes that. So when he kept going on this like kind of slam campaign of me, he removed it all because I put up a thing

that I always found funny about the comic strip was that Richie Tinkam was also Eddie Murphy's manager for a long time in his early years particularly. And they have two plaques on the wall of gold albums. It's comedian and whatever the one after that was. And both of them have tracks that say one says Faggots and the other album has one says Faggots parentheses revisited. And I just wrote that, I know.

I go, do you worry about taking those down ever? Are you only worried about like upsetting cons or whatever? And then they took all their stuff down, but it was definitely like, yeah, you're not welcome in here. You're like, good riddance. Yeah, it's exactly it's like,

I don't know what to do when. I walked by it and it was because it was my home club. And after, you know, 10 years later, 15 years later, I walked by it, it's exactly it's like, I don't know what to do when I walk by it. And that was because it was my home club. And I've, you know, 10 years later, 15 years later, I walk by it. It was just depressing. Nothing's, it did, it, it, it, it looks calcified. The greatest, one of the greatest, like, plateaus to hit or just levels rather in comedy, I think is not the, the local comedy club politics, meaning nothing to you.

That's such a liberating thing. Because when it means everything to you, a lot of them sort of abuse it and treat it like shit. But also just like they know they can treat you. They know they can treat you shit. I never got involved in that. I think part of it was, I don't have a- I've been called by clubs that are,

when you make $30 a show from each of these clubs. And why I'm once telling you, you can't work that other one if you're going to come on. I'm not, I'm not, it's not my audience who's showing up, but we're just doing showcases. Does Al Watt's name matter? I don't know his name. Martin. Yeah, does he still own New York comedy club?

He might, I think he might own Broadway comedy club. The one still up in the middle town, but New York comedy club. I'm not a part of it. I just kept naming. Yeah. Do you know Michael Snow? But I will say the as guy Emilio who manages Chris the staff and all of the stuff,

Emilio bought the New York comedy club. Oh, oh sick. And he's franchise and run. He's done a pretty good job. Oh, okay. He's doing it for Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did Niaq.

Yeah. And probably. It's good. I'm doing Niaq in a few weeks. I like the staff. I like the staff. Yeah, we're gonna see how that's one of those weird like Yeah, feeder clubs. Yeah to wear market and you're like, ah man. Yeah, sort of near New York. Yeah, but it's mall people It's the breath of traffic. I tune what he got All right, first one

Is this video I just saw. This is in California. Oh, it's a challenge. Dude, this is so cool. You guys performed your chastro the for, right? What you said? You guys performed by chastro? Chastro this where all the porn shot keeps on going. Okay, I thought you guys had a club there somewhere.

No, not chastro. No, it's actually a chastro. That's a school set. A pickup truck's tire came off. One of the lugs was messed up and then it went in front of a Kia and I'll just play this for you. Do I join the highway today thinking about this? It's just a tire. It's just a tire that came off one of the loves was messed up and then it went in front of a Kia and I'll just play this for you I was driving the highway today thinking about this It's just a tire. It's just a tire of a came off. It's still fucking crazy

Man Justin Bateman's gonna hold face Jay please, okay, please focus down the shit I know exactly where that is. Just so do I have me. I've been on that fucking spare we keep oh my god I look I do like go like you say every day. Please Focus on the accident she almost married Nick you already Jay please if you just Oh, there's an accident a car flip though the one 18 It flew in the air that is that's why you were he's terrified. Yeah, but

that we're just fine. See belt. You're kind of fucked I think I spend on the car too and someone could hit you after You there's so many things that could have went wrong, but they're fine minor injuries apparently Jesus Yeah, that's what that's what that's what if they're off with like that. Yep, we're gonna get let's see Let's take this Just I do remember when she was so beautiful. Well, when you say, is there beauty and aging, aren't you really saying, do you think it's possible for other people

to find aging beautiful? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah, what else you got? Yeah, absolutely. Next to people. Yeah.

Absolutely. What else you got you? Absolutely. What else got you? She's in a town where everybody doesn't let that happen. She's in a town where everybody doesn't let that happen. But she was also known for her beauty. Everyone had a crush on her back in the middle. She's also 50, she's 60 years old. She's used to what's the best. Whoever breaks your fondle is.

She wears that documentary. She's wild. Oh, the modern, wonderful wife. She's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a, she's a year older than I am. So that's what happens. That's wild. Oh, the modern wonderful wife. She's a fucking attender. She's a year older than I am, so that's what happens. That's why we know we have technology that pulls your face back. She says she thinks about it, but she won't.

Is it really quick props of Brennan? I can't believe this happened. It was super cool. He actually bought his mother-in-law a freaking house. This is. Wow. Yeah. Look. Yeah. Look at this.

Not too many people know this, but for the last five years, your boy has been saving every single dime from all my toy on the road, for one reason, one reason only. It's a big goal for anybody, whatever you're doing, whether you're an entertainment, podcasting, YouTuber, regular gig, whatever it is, your goal is to buy your pants house kids are going crazy right now kids go out and sleep with me the goal

to be by your pants house well today all that hard work all those tour dates all that stuff it's come to fruition I'm buying my mother-in-law house she's the best grandma in the world she has no idea this is happening she's gonna poke the house on the ear with the keys so I think the fans have to make this possible by every single ticket to all those crazy cities I was in do the haters do you know that we know how to drive your wife drove her up by father-in-law He knew. He went through the process with me. This is so cool. She had no idea.

She was just saying like, if he works you in like a house, I mean, that's, yeah, it's a fucking house. She know, she knows, she's not a clue. Yeah, she's like, I like the refrigerator door on the left, but it's great. Well, so little small house. I was forget that she's a good looking woman. Yeah, she's a guy. Yeah, sure how?

She's a thick girl shirt. Yeah, that's why you guys have to film it. I love you so much. So much. That's so cool, dude. Get the peanut butter grandma. The key bother me was like oh yeah. It's time to get skeleton key. That's pretty cool dude.

Yeah, so that's super dope. That's awesome. Yeah, I don't get anything. No, there's a guest room. I'll be there. Keep going. I think it's in the guest room. Did you ever see a I thought it was funny. I don't know if it's supposed to be was a comedian DC young fly

bought his mama house, but he got like you know like a row house in a place. I was like four burners Like I think it was like still like on a basic level. I mean, it's awesome. Listen, you buy somebody a fucking house It's just funny usually when that video comes out, it's about like a pretty decked out play. You know, I'm gonna take for LeBron James's bike is mom a fur car or something. It's never like that.

Well, that's like the rock. So, I guess he goes, yeah, I guess he goes, yo, I just got you a Buick on Clave. It's rarely on video. Yes, that was like the rock when he was like, the video starts kind of like mine to be honest. And he's all, you know, my body double, my stunt worker, he's been with know my my body double bus stop worker

He's been with me for 10 years. He's broken ribs. He broke his back. He's broke both legs and today I Give him a 4 F150 By them aren't you spot Bises 16 year old son of Maybok that That should make me feel bad about it. I was just like, oh God. I got you. And then I'm gonna leave you. And then I'm gonna leave you. And then for Jennifer, always be in you.

For Jennifer Lopez's birthday, he released like a thousand doves. All right, dude. Is that it's not about you and all of it? Let's do a social media fuck you up because you know, you see what people do. We remember that show on MTV, my sweet 16? Yeah.

It was like so outlandish, like so ridiculous. Well, it's funny when you saw it, they started doing the celebrity kids, because you're like, well, Apple Farts fall from the tree. It was like, the sealo, like sealo, though. Oh, you never got a daughter. Yeah, sealo. Same with the way you got it.

Yeah, she was like coming in like, like, bring a dashiki. Yeah. And we're like, why isn't hologram outcast coming to my party? This kids with the money. That's shiki. Yeah, well I have a whole bit about how the rich and famous

should probably not have kids, because it ends up being a disaster. I'm not. Yeah, it's hard to. Well, it's things like you do want your kids to have everything better. But you also want to create for you. I'm gonna struggle if they don't have any struggle for.

I'm watching, that is the fun, interestingly with my daughter right now, like I get it, she's 20 and she's like, you know, kind of wants to dick around whatever, but like she ain't no rush. Do you know what I mean? She's not worried, I was, she's not gonna idiot, so it's like she knows she'll like get it.

But she wasn't like, you didn't feel like, yeah, I did say I was like, when I was 19, like I knew I wanted to do this, for sure, like, comment. You want to get out of the house, like I wanted my independence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did say I was like, when I was 19, I knew I wanted to do this, for sure. Like, comedy. You want to get out of the house, like I wanted my independence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was looking. She's like, I'm chill.

Yeah, well, she's out of the house, like she's got her own place. Yeah, it's just different. Yeah, but she's like, yeah, she's not going to kind of make your rush to figure out tomorrow's thing. But, I mean, you've been doing comedy for a hot second when she was young, really, and though, I'd say they probably remember what,

between 10 and 14, where you at the love of your at now? Were everything's all good? Like your big J selling out? No, no, no, no, it's funny. She's adapted to it well. She definitely, no, she remembers our broke years for sure. She was definitely there for the broke years. That's important.

But what's funny is how fast she's taken to not broke years. She'd be weirded out if I was like, I just got some last minute nose bleeds for this game. She'd be like, all right. Yeah, my kids, I knew my kids, my kids, my son, I was like, what do you want for your birthday? And he didn't have anything he wanted. And I was like, man, I gotta go.

It's not good. It's not good. I gotta fuck it. I gotta do something bad to you now. I gotta send you away or something. What else you got, Jim? All right, so Jimmy Garoppolo recently signed with the Raiders, and then the thing on the headlines is bringing that sexy to Las Vegas.

Yep, so there's a brothel in Las Vegas where it said the brothels saying he can get free sex for life, but there's basically these two girls from this brothel that are saying he can get free sex for life It's a chicken ranch that's one of them. Does he have to tip them? Okay. Oh Her name's Caitlin Bell and there's the other one. Oh, oh He's fine Little but yeah, Caitlin Bell is pretty smoking hot Which one's that that's Caitlin Bell, the first one that was out. That was out from there, yeah, but that's like,

there's like everything. Little. I bet this one's more fun. Pick one. Yeah, thanks. She shits with the door open. Yes. This one, 30% chance guy.

That's all. She does have a bit of a, she has a strong face. 30% face. She has a strong face. Look at her. She has a bit of a Strong face Like a dead sister's get a strong bump. Yeah, I mean you go home still weather, but like the whole time you're going like please don't have a Temperature Jimmy grapple is very like all right right. Guess well you was saying that Born star. Oh, this is just maybe like what six seven days ago. Yeah, so it's got six nine out of gym got beat up

So you know he steps right down so the gangsters been looking for him apparently he worked out out there at this plant fitness Every day for 20 minutes. He does the steer master which way you skinny fat, right? So every he does that every day so they found out his routine Here's the worst part about all this shorts that's This dude he got stumped out we got by guys wearing crocs. It could have been way worse Oh, I think I realized everyone crocs. Yeah, also just white guys. I thought I was white guys so I couldn't tell They're I don't think they're why are they I mean I thought this guy's my off some sort those are crossed I know he's dressed like a young Sarah Silverman

We're like he's we're like Panny hose under shorts, so they just jumped him in the in the in the bathroom. I did I Don't come with cameras running though. I did a great thing with Takashi 6.9 on like not you know I knew like the like who he was visually ultimately my daughter like like this music at one point and then she did and because whatever the the snitching thing happened and then they made a that Hulu series documentaries three parts and I watched the two, and while I don't love the music, there's something I thought was pretty cool, like when it is the way the way you like,

it's common. It's a shame to shit you. I liked, and I also dug this thing. I liked that he was like, it shows he was like a kid, the guy who worked at the bodega on his corner was like, oh Danny, man, he used to come in all the time. He had this like weird artistic ideas for clothes. You always tell people he's gonna be a superstar.

But he made clothing and did all kinds of things and he would make videos for a study. I was just finding his way and I appreciate this guy as an artist. And then it shows him come up in the second episode. And I went on Legion of Skank set night and I was like, I was like, we should get to Kashi's X9 for a Skank Fest. I I go that guy's the energy for sure of skankfest wild

It's like not an inhibitate he goes for but it's like cool and it's things like artistic and he's also like people come at him and blah, blah, and then I'm like we should definitely guys guys to guys six nine is all right with me And I went home at night and I watched part three. And it was like, he fucked a 13 year old. He tied his girlfriend to a radiator and beat the shit. And I heard like, oh God. I have to wait six days so I get back on the couch.

He's like, everyone, I may have spoken a lot of school. I'm, I'm sorry. He's still not here. I mean, I didn't watch part three. And it feels the same. It's a great thing. It feels like I'm into didn't watch Three That's a lot of why for him too. I was like this kids don't man. I did that with I may have told you this for brought I read already langs last book the crash and burn after he I was working with already a Decent amount of gigs. He was taking me out with them

I felt this very big kinsship to him for some reason, from his books. And I just, I think that's what he does to people. He makes you feel that way. And I, and I, into a few months of like kind of doing some, some dates with them is when he stabs himself. And I was like, and then he came back and he was sort of back around and like, you know, I, I'm both showing them, but we never talked about this. Yes, you know, you okay? He'd say, yeah, and the book came out and I read the book. And one day when taking a shit, I just got to like, the last like two pages, but I was done, or whatever I had to go. And I was like, I'll finish them next shit and I put the book down and I saw already that.

Now in that book, early, I'm a surprise how early to dress is it. It gets into him. It was like, he describes the whole story, goes, I was out of my mind on drugs and I was trying to sleep because I thought like blah, blah, so that's why I drank bleach and I was, and I because I thought blah blah blah so that's why I drank bleach. And I was trying to make myself believe.

I was psychotic, I didn't know what I was doing. I was just trying, I wasn't trying to kill myself, which made me feel, the thing I felt when he did that, I was like damn, I was like working with him a little bit. And like, you know, I've read this guy's books before, like I maybe, something I could have done maybe to like talk to him or so. I don't know. It's so.

And then I was like, he's not trying to kill himself. And I was like, well, that's actually relieving. So when I saw him, I felt comfortable enough to go. Did I go, I'm almost finished the book. I got like three pages left. I go, I gotta tell you, when I read it, I could have been happier to see that like, you weren't trying to kill yourself, man. And it it was like just like a psychosis because that's that really what shook me when you did that he was like yeah because you didn't finish the book yet I was like no it's a few

more pages left he was like why just stop there and I was like well I just where I finished taking a shit this morning he was like okay and his reaction was weird enough that I was like I should go read those last three pages. I mean, right, I look the second in the last page, he goes, also I lied earlier in this book. On the night of whatever, I was trying to end my life in the most depressing thing, I was like, I was like, well, who puts a head fake in a book? It's the written word.

It's not spoken, where you change your mind at the end, and you go, don't even worry about taking that out of the chapter out. We have a book quota, we have to hit a page quota. I'll just say at the end he goes, that chapter was bullshit. I was just trying to kill myself. I read the whole thing and I was like,

oh, thank God, he was just trying to sleep. I was putting this, something his knife nine times. Oh my God. I was so sleepy. He was so sleepy. He got a fish book. Got a fish.

What's your surprise twist ending? Yeah, I mean, the last page you were sorry for a long. What's he up to right now? I don't know. He's a cool work with. He was great. And then it was, you know, here's the thing. It was great.

And then first guy I ever went on the road with. I was with him a couple of times. We all, you and him had the same manager at different points. Kendrush. Yeah. Is Ken selling a business? No, I think he's just spending the money.

He should have been doing when he was younger, just spending the money he got. From what, his family? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's trustful, and kid for sure. I said Ken Truj was the manager. I have no gripe of Ken. Like I'm fine, it's all water under the bridge.

But when I fired him, he told me I was talentless and going nowhere because I fired him Okay, so that was he got a little emotional I thought for what it was and And I saw him So one time we were good driving up to Montreal might think I got new faces also gave me terrible advice for new faces It was like old school advice for something that wasn't happening anymore Dress this way talk about this. They want your sitcom. They that's that days were over

But driving up to we stopped at the outlets or whatever I watch them like impulse by like a five six thousand dollar watch And I was like okay, we're driving up in a very fancy car I explained a lot and when I When they did sheel show season one, Kurt Metzger was my roommate and Neil Brennan sent Kurt Metzger all the scripts and I threw some little jokes in to some of the things or Kirk gave me a line in one of the sketches on Shepel show season one. Before it came out, I never knew how big it was gonna be. And then I got a call the day before filming saying, I've done, I've done BET's comic future many times without joining the unions, like the after and the sag or whatever. And then I'd have to pay to join that before I can

go on set tomorrow. And it was $1,200, which might as well have been a bazillion. You might as well still make a thick tits just amount of money. I'm like, on me? I'm like, no, I don't have that. And I remember like, seeing what I could do or if I could move it or remember to make payment. And they also, now this is different too, I believe, but you couldn't make payments. It was, you have to pay this. Yeah, that's right.

And I was like, uh, shit, I remember calling Ken Trouche. And I was like, Hey, man, you know, I've watched the guy spend six grand like I like that watch. Yeah, I go, could you pay this and I'll just take it out of whatever the next gigs I do or whatever is and he was like It's like one line on a late night cable show. I just don't think it's worth it Let's wait on the gig like pilot pace for itself, you know? And then we'll get you in the SAG after and I was like really? And he was like, yeah, I was like, you sure you can't just like, I'll get it back to you in any way I possibly can. He was like, yeah. And then it became the Chicago show. It's also, it's also the line where the kid jumps up when he's blind and black Yeah, and he calls the carful away kids the N word And he's like he just calls N words out of the

You had a line in that and then are you I didn't do that. No, I'm saying but But then or were you also because we were laughing with Christch on it so hard I think my brother Tom. It's your voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're laughing at, you know, when he hits the button at the hall of the CD thing. And he goes, and he goes, you? Ninja, it's him. I thought after I was like me and burger laughing because I go, imagine Louis doing that man be so funny

that you ever record that. Were they in the art museum or something? What was this thing? Yeah, it was funny. Louis just was good to me and he put me on that show every season in some capacity. And the third season was something I didn't want to it was something that joke was like shirt off. Fact guy underwear and I was like, it's not me. And I don't think I was I think I was like a way also.

So I was able to use that as a excuse more than like the. They want to be a fat naked guy, but they wanted to get me something so he was like, hey, would you want to do this? And I was like sure how do I do it? He's like It's going your phone voice memos and record is saying it a bunch of different ways and so I don't it's gone I don't know why it's gone, but all my phone somewhere there was It was like too much by the way, but it's like the you know the All different ways, you know, I mean, so you're like, Ninja, Ninja, Ninja.

It was such a funny bit. But did you also do the scream in the meow and the moo? No, no, no, no, no, none of that. That was just plugged into it. I was so shockingly funny. It was just like, oh my god, Louis CK. But Put it to Larry's you know everyone you worried about getting that Joe Rogan mega-mix they make I'm like it's my phone myself. I just recorded my own My own mega-mix of N words, but I promise you it was for a production I want some more we good. Oh, we've been going hot second. We've been going hot second. Yeah, and then damn it three fifth. Oh shit Yep, but a big J. New special drop in soon my new dog belly spent new dog dog belly dog belly I got all you fuck that up. Yeah

Dog my dog so we're gonna we're down Bigger since it's a released new dog belly comedy special on YouTube. That's awesome. Yeah. I'm excited about April 5th Well, you've always been one of my favorites. I think we've always talked about you One of the great comics. I've never seen you not be hilarious. So I'm looking forward to it I appreciate that when I so when I first went with a truce And then she like that was like the so you and alreadyty lying were both like clients and I was like, hell yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then it turns out he doesn't know anything outside of like he was good for like sketch stuff like acting stuff is what it was. I just need to stand up stuff. Yeah, but not I was only interested in

acting. Rogan, Rogan would always be back then. Rogan was like, to stand up, to stand up. I was like, no, no, I want to be an actor, to stand up, to stand up. I'd be an acting class. We got in fights. Like fucking a dinner. Do you fucking this acting class? The fuck outta here. Start doing stand up. No.

What's your passion more for now? Stand up 100%. Yeah. Don't like acting. Never did like acting. Never been on a show where I didn't want it to be over. How about that? Is that true?

Yeah. And that's the truth. You can come to that truth completely. I get shit a lot of time for that. Especially with the agencies and stuff like that, where they're like I go dude I Was on set and hustlers on the strip club DJ. I'm in the movie for a cumulative minute You hear my voice a couple times. I even have a thing

where I What's called J. Lo gives me money? Yeah I watched her do that day. I introduced the dance. She does in that movie where she looks amazing and yeah boring You want to set for how already beat three days? Yeah, 14 hours a day Yeah, and I'm I reflect on it even as all those when I got to watch like yeah They're like you got to watch J. L. Do that dance he goes 45 minutes 45 minutes and then it was like hot outside and two cold In so like like go to a trail or this not like it people go like Oh the trail was a great. It's not will Smith trail or fucking yeah

I really just don't like it so who loves it so it does like I mean I Started I hated it. I hate it. I never liked any of it. You're waiting all the time. I want the day to be over I'm like a littleisama ride along for, I don't know how long maybe I'm whatever out of them. And it was a legit part. And, and John was there and we were sitting there in the trailer, Johnny Leggs. We're in trailer like fucking reading plays, playing,

doing whatever we can, just sitting around waiting. You just wait. I think it'd be different if you did a comedy buddy movie that all your boys from Legion Escape. It's like, if it's possible, it movie that all your boys from Legion of Skate. It's like, maybe it's not that. In that regard, it was a low, like, a long, like a put out thing.

But then the after it gets in the way, you're just kidding. To me, it's more like, I like the, like what Bert's doing, to me was kind of the dream. And I went on those tours with the metal bands years ago, like opening, I was always on production buses because I was just a solo comic on a music tour. Yeah. And but being on that and becoming friends with like the band that was comic on a music tour. Yeah. But being on that and becoming friends with like the band that was opening on that tour

two cents, they're the band that plays all my specials. They always play the music for it. And I saw those guys go that was their first tour on a tour bus together. And I was envious of that. I was like, I want to do that. Like my exact pick of friends. Like the way birds do it. On a tour bus. Yeah, but birds got such a big production. There's so much like. I'm almost mean more just like you and the boys. Me and the boys and a tour manager and

whatever and a PlayStation. Yeah. And move. You know, I mean, the big production's got a lot going on. It's almost like a pressure to be like, hey, we have to have a big hangout at the end of every night. That's filming everything, yeah. That was, and by the way, he's right, and I'm wrong on like the amount you should be putting out content. Birds right about it, but he's birds different. But catching me on that was the funniest,

I was like, remember standing in front of the bus one morning, it's like, I mean, like in a tank, you know, wife, beater, and basketball shorts, I just woke up hairs all fucked up and he was like hey, I'm fun so far. I go Yeah, dude. This is absolutely incredibly shit Like a folk it's like a guy holding the thing Yeah, like were you guys all behind in the whole time?

We've been waiting since you were okay. I was probably making noises outside Boom, hey Jay hey bird. Oh, that's the dude, boo, boo, boo, boo, P.J. Hey, Bert. Oh, whatever, there's been doing a free camera shoot. I know it's advocate. Two angles are my surprise. Yeah. I looked down, I'm wearing all of those nodes are all over me. What?

Often, no. I'm just a dude. I'm holograming all of us first, so. But it's just a different app. Oh, God bless them. If you'd like to try and keep up with that, you're going to be in a good spot. You're going to be spoken soon great fucking club

I love that whole that franchise of clubs man. I was just You're a knack yeah Yeah, so you're smoking shit this Thursday Friday Saturday. Yeah, God other's agents Friday Saturday. Oh my It says Thursday Friday but it says Thursday Friday Saturday. Yeah, do you miss steak? Oh is it just Friday Saturday? Yeah, yeah. Do Macubes if you're in Maryland everybody?

Oh, I love Macubes. You do? I love Macubes. I keep telling this. No, I'm Baltimore. It's fucking sweet. It's a great room. It's a cool, it's a big tall, like the ceilings are tall.

It's fun. That's where that fight happened. Yeah, I've not done it before. Friday and Saturday. To me, March 31, April 1. All right, let's go. Then I got helium, April 20, 22. And, well, look, comedy's on in Port Charlotte.

Vassani Theater, May 45 and 6. Let's go. All right. All right, kids, love you. Ice House this Saturday, you won't be here. I'll invite you. Ice House this Saturday, shop and friends. Won't you only 8 PM, new I souce,

then Atlanta is April 13th through the 15th. The comedy store, LaHoya just went on sale, that's June 2nd through the 4th, and then I'm over across the pond, Belfast, Glasgow, Manchester, London, Cardiff, double. Glasgow, Glasgow, take us at thickway.com. Love you guys, big J, go watch a special, drops April 5th. dog Belly dog Belly you're one of the best doing it man. Thank you

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're best