The Fighter & The Kid - Bill Bellamy | TFATK Ep. 911

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

Actor/comedian Bill Bellamy joins the show. The guys talk Bill's meeting with Oliver Stone and starring in Any Given Sunday, first gaining national notoriety from Def Comedy Jam, coining the phrase Bo...oty Call, thoughts on Will Smith, being on the board of the Oscars, current events around the world and much more! Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/fighter or dial #Law (#529) House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk for 10% OFF Everything

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yes we did, cause we got it again It's the fight only in the kid This is really the fight only in the kid Come on baby I'm excited What up dog? I'm excited too We got Bill Bellamy Bill's been famous, how long?
Starting point is 00:00:12 He's been famous for 50 years Good, a good quarter of a century And what I tell you in the bathroom, he's the one who came up with a turn booty call Yes You're welcome dude You're welcome All you youngsters out there He's in that turn booty call You owe our You're welcome, dude. All you youngsters out there using that turn booty call,
Starting point is 00:00:26 you owe our boy Bill. You're welcome. You may down. I, by the way, I'm gonna be at the blue room which you've been to in Springfield. Your old willy open up for you, dude. I'm telling you, it's bad luck if you don't work with you. You might be 94.
Starting point is 00:00:41 You like he's that true? Yeah, I promise, but he's great. I can't wait. Old school, old time account, comes with the one liners. I'm excited. It's bad luck if you don't have them open for you. And I'm in Phoenix, I mean how to ship, but hopefully not by...
Starting point is 00:00:53 It's gonna be. August 11th, two shows, it's a Friday, two shows, August 11th, it's stand-up live Phoenix baby. And then after Phoenix, I go to, I know I'm in Omaha. I'm in Kansas City. Let's see, what is that? So Phoenix, August 11th, Omaha, Nebraska, one, I don't only, August 16th. Kansas City, Missouri, one, I don't only, August 17th.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Liberty Township, Ohio's, August 30th. Then I end that trip in Columbus, Ohio. Shout out to the buck, guys. Columbus, Ohio, August 31st. Then spoke out with my favorites, except September 21 out to the buck guys. Columbus, oh, hi, August 31st, then spoke out with my favorites, it's September 21st, the 23rd, the new and I in Skankfest, baby. Yeah, man, it's going good.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Skankfest? Those skanky fest. I'm drinking my magic mine here. You know, you love that stuff. Yeah, well, my wife is panicking because we ran out of it. So this makes my coffee last longer. This is, this gives me such a clean, high.
Starting point is 00:01:46 I love this. Well, I told you our boy who started it, who basically the Elon Musk of that world, he's a freaking genius. So I ran into him a while ago at the Halloween Pumpkin Night, Jack's Night. And you know, he's heard me talk about Adderall and coffee, how much coffee and espresso drink.
Starting point is 00:02:03 He's like, I do, I'm telling you, with magic mine, you can ween off the coffee, you'll forget about about Adderall and Coffee. How much coffee and espresso drink he's like, I do, I'm telling you, with magic mine, you can ween off the coffee, you'll forget about the Adderall. In Iced, that was like a pitch. Now, it's a line. It's a five-hour energy shot. And you know, you know, you know, why he started this?
Starting point is 00:02:14 Because he had a heart rate. But you know, like, you couldn't drink coffee. But a amount of Adderall and Coffee I was taking, like, it wasn't gonna end well. I thought he was just pitching it and thinking about it. I stopped taking Adderall what, four months ago. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I haven't touched it. No, I didn't. So now, I'm down to one coffee a day. I take a coffee in the morning. Take it with this Yeah, I take it's time. It's the best. I down that I take my coffee. You need one cup. I did this Stop all of it dude. I know. Yeah, I don't want coffee. I'll have the headache Well, because you don't get you don't feel jittery you feel you feel energized and it's good I like the way it tastes. Yes, but it's like a natural... Adapted gins, it's got matcha, it's got... I don't even know, I can't read it. It's health in a bottle, dude, in a little tiny clear bottle.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Can you read that? Tell me if you can read that because I want to feel bad if you can read that. Yeah, which one? Which one? It's adaptable. It says take it alongside your morning caffeine, but it's built with daily use, best serve of chill. I'm old man! Shake, breathe, drink, baby.
Starting point is 00:03:05 You can read that? Yeah, read all of it. Remember I'm young, man. Since Magic Mind, Macha, Booster Energy, Adaptogens, helps you relax. Neutropics, keeps you focused. A govy for that sweet, sweet little happy vibe. Do more stress less.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I love it. I love it. I have to be refrigerated. They don't have to be. It's not going to go bad, but it has to be refrigerated. Yeah, dude, I don't take AdWon, one coffee a day. And here's a great, you know me, I'm a coffee connoisseur. Yeah. I don't drink a full cup anymore, dude.
Starting point is 00:03:35 You know. Half cup. It's a way to coffee. It does something. There's something in it that makes your caffeine somehow like the release last longer, I think. I don't know. Anyway, what't know what I was going on. Throughout your wiener.
Starting point is 00:03:47 What else going on? Are you what? What are the fights? We're doing the fight companion with Rogan, but what are the fights? It's August 5th, but the Jake Paul fight. No, well, that's Jake Paul and the ideas fight, but also we're doing it for the Corey Sanahagan fight, but his opponent just pulled out. Do you know that, Jim?
Starting point is 00:04:03 So his opponent, Gomet off just pulled out. He's injured. So they get to find a late replacement for him. That guy's a beast. Umar. They say he's... He's the real deal. No one's to fight him, but Cory's just shown he's ganked through, so he's gonna do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:19 But the good thing is we also have Dustin Jacobi's on there, too. I boy Billy Quarantillo's on there. OSP, just got in drawosh and then Tatiana Suarez who I think is going to be the strongweight champion any day now. She's back. That's good. She's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Said Nurgamette Obson there, he's a beast. But the good thing is even that we're doing the campaign for this, we can just also do it for the Nate Diaz and Jake Paul Fight. You know Nate Diaz a plus 240? That's interesting. I don't know, it's tough to call, because... Well Jake is big. So it's Nate, Nate's bigger.
Starting point is 00:04:52 No, but Nate, Jake is bigger and much younger. Nate's taller, but Jake's heavier, younger, more explosive. Yeah. Don't have technique though. Jake doesn't? No. Like me saw some fight Tommy Fury like, more explosive. Yeah. Don't have technique though. Jake doesn't? No. Like, when you saw some fight, Tommy Fury like, eesh. Yeah. Now, you know, there's a reason why Jake's a, you know, a favorite.
Starting point is 00:05:10 But when I saw the sparring footage of Nate, you people kind of hate him. I looked at him like, if you're a Nate fan, man, you shouldn't frown upon that. Like, he was going against a 31 boxer, pressuring him. I didn't see it. Yeah, he's pressuring me. Like, he's doing a good job. My whole thing is like, if Nate doesn't come fully prepared, like, he's fighting him. He's like he's doing a good job My my whole thing with like if Nate doesn't come fully prepared like he's fighting Connor or something like that If he just thinks this is a youtuber who'll get knocked out, right?
Starting point is 00:05:31 But if Nate takes a serious like you know fine Nate's a beast. He doesn't get tired And he's got a lot of volume So it'll be interesting to see you just he doesn't knock guys out, you know I don't think he can come at him with his hands down, but he's gonna be boxing He won't come out he won gets there. He won't, right? Not boxing. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:50 But it's gonna get weird, because if he gets out of the first, I'd say if Jake doesn't get done the first two rounds, three rounds, it's gonna get dicey. Yeah, I would not take Nate all day. If he can't fit him in the first, I'll say to me, three rounds. Really?
Starting point is 00:06:03 Nate's gonna win that fight. Wow. He's a plus 240 dog, man. I'm excited. I'm Really? Nate's gonna win that fight. Wow. He's a plus 240 dog, man. I'm excited. I'm just curious what's gonna happen if Jake beats him. Like, what are the naysayers gonna say that? Does he remember for the long, so Woodley's faking it. Ben Astro is faking it.
Starting point is 00:06:14 This guy's faking it. It's such a good fight for Nate though, because if he does beat Jake, it just, it makes him even, there are people gonna be rooting for him. I mean, it makes him. Well, everyone's rooting for Nate no matter what, even with all his losses, but so that's besides the point. The point is, if Nate were to lose to him,
Starting point is 00:06:29 it's just like Nate represents like fighting like street anybody anytime, then he lose to this YouTuber, and people were like, oh, like his wins are fake. Like, where are you guys gonna say that? But I think Jake Paul has proven that he's serious, though. He's getting in there with real, you know. No, he cares about that though.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Yeah. The naysayers, like, oh, it's all set up. It's fake. But it's not fake. I mean, he's quite. No, it's clearly not. It's fun, Anderson Silva, man. And, you know, it's a big deal.
Starting point is 00:06:56 That's a great, he looked the best in that fight. I don't know what was going on with that fury fight. Well, Fury's been schooled by his family. He's got real coaches. So does Anderson. And way bigger fights, like, I think, but here's the big, very big, there's just an age.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh, age is everything. It just is. Yeah, you're right. I'm exactly what you're, when you're older. I agree. Oh, our boy, Bill is here.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Bill is here. Bill, Bellamy, all right. Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's take a little break. I'll, I'll be in Phoenix, not taking a break. August 11th, it's stand-up live. I'm all over, daddy, but it's never easy, dude. And you're in Springfield, Missouri.
Starting point is 00:07:32 I'm in Springfield, Missouri. One of my favorites. And then the Ontario improv here in the heartland of Los Angeles and in the Empire. Yep. You know what, Jen? Talk to me about the fact that sometimes, if I get hurt, I get hurt.
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Starting point is 00:09:34 Morgan Morgan. Man, dude, you know what we messed up? Because you and I eat so many freaking macadamie nuts. Yeah. Bill Bellamy is here and we're not gonna send him on his way with some nuts. We should have said him on his way with some chocolate cover nuts. Bill Bellamy is here and we're not gonna send him on his way with some nuts. We should have said him on his way. We should have said him on his way with some chocolate cover nuts. Chocolate cover nuts, some magic mines, some other stuff too. You know what you
Starting point is 00:09:51 could do to show him on your nuts. I could do that too. Hey Bill, would you other see these old man's nuts? Would you have some tasty macadamia nuts in your mouth? Well, the baby nuts are not as big as my nuts because I got big nuts. There you do. But they're not chocolate. There are a lot more buttery. And yours aren't as tasty. I could cover my nuts and chocolate, but I guarantee they don't taste as good as the chocolate kind of. Yours are inexpensive, either, it's, be honest.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Now, now I'm so addicted, my, and I'm in my 15 month old baby, gotta hold some of them chocolate kind of. He's wearing a nut lover. And it's a big problem. He's a nut lover. It's a big problem, because he eats them all the time.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Dude, you would think that it's, they're good for you. It is the most expensive and rare of nuts, but listen, please scroll down, Jim. They got naturally occurring omega-7 fatty acids, which they say are some of the healthiest, I guess fats you could take. But how do they make the nuts so freaking cheap?
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Starting point is 00:11:45 I got a movie coming out camp and emoted no way Did you just did especially said no, I did I have a movie coming out called back to the strip with Wesley Snipes Kevin hard JB's move You can't even talk about it. That's what they said we can all We can't promotion about it. You can't even talk about it. That's what they said. We like your knowledge about emotion. They just send out a mandate or we can't promote. We can still podcast. I mean, you're just saying what you're saying right now is you can't promote it. That's not a fight. Does the movie still come out? Yeah, but we can't we can't say, you know, I'll go to the theaters. We can't like, it's fucked up, bro. Like, when you think you could, like,
Starting point is 00:12:25 halt the release to some of this, well, it already is already was in motion. We come out in theaters on the 18th, and they're gonna give me on the 15th, and the dead, the dead, the dead. I just was on the chat with the fellows. I'm like, dog, I think we hit, bro. I think we hit, and we got a good trailer out.
Starting point is 00:12:41 We got buzz. I can't wait. I wanna see it. I can't love it. We play strippers. We play like, Oh there's a hysterical bro. So funny. It's like,
Starting point is 00:12:49 we're like these strippers that used to be the chocolate chips. And you know. Already have a reason. And no, and now you guys are older. Now we're older and we're trying to get back. And we can't see.
Starting point is 00:13:01 So you had to get in shape and do all that. And then Kevin is one of them to Kevin No Kevin is he's not wanted to chocolate chip Westle is hilarious. Yeah, Kevin's got how's Western up though he looks good. He looks good. He's still blade. He's still blade up. But but uh hilarious back on the strip. Oh, there's now can you can you promote it on your own individual like social media like Instagram stuff? I was I was doing I was doing it before the mandate just came out yesterday They were saying like you know, we're not late man. It's crazy. It's like we're not promote appearances
Starting point is 00:13:42 If they said something about podcasting, but you can't promote them podcast. So I can't talk about my movie, just gotta kick it. That's so strange. So, and then also, because they wanna squeeze them out. You know what I mean? Because basically, you know, these motherfuckers don't wanna break,
Starting point is 00:13:59 pay us nothing bro, like this is- I was saving clothes. It's like light years away. You know what I'm gonna be done with because of technology. I don't think we win this I don't know how we win it because what we're saying is pay right or so so watch this you're a writer You you get a show on Netflix Netflix by seven of those episodes for the season if you're lucky 10 But it's really seven or six or eight you You know, you can't, first of all, you can't make your living that way.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Well, how much you can pay is a writer, 14 grand, huh? Because if you don't want it, the next guy will take it. And that's a lot of money. It's not even about that. After taxes and everything else, it's not even about that. Maybe seeing seven grand. You can't lie about that, it's not about that.
Starting point is 00:14:37 The, the, the, is it jewels? No, no, it's not even about that. This sheet they're having is with chat, GBT and technology. Yeah. They're like, man, instead of paying seven writers, this chat GBT and technology. Yeah. They're like, man, it's a pain in seven riders. This chat GBT can knock this stuff out. And like, where's it going to be in two years, three years?
Starting point is 00:14:52 That I kind of worry less about, right? I shouldn't, that's why I'm just going to talk about AI. I think what they're really more worried about though is that there's not enough money. So when the likes goes that, it's the likeness. Didn't the likeess thing with this, which creepy is that they could do a view of you and use it for forever.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Could do AI and then not pay him. When they could pay me. That's crazy. See? But see, it's just like when you're so cheap for them, right? You guys, I don't know how old you are, but when Napster first came out, it's the same feeling. It's a way to man.
Starting point is 00:15:24 What's gonna happen to the music industry, right? Music industry's never been the same. We stop going to record stores, we stop buying music, we share, we fucking just, you know, we pay a fee to listen. Back in the day, we had to buy. So now, if you, let's say 10 years from now, what you think is gonna be, bro?
Starting point is 00:15:42 Gonna be crazy. And that's not funny. You guys are going to be. Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. Like get some levity, man you think is gonna be, bro? It's gonna be crazy. And that's not funny. You guys are going to be. Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. Like get some levity, man, because it's like, with AI, with the streamers having built in reservoir of money, built in, they got subscribers, right? So they loaded.
Starting point is 00:16:00 So they're trying to outbeat their networks. They'll pay you two million dollars to do this movie, okay, cool. But that's it. No more residual, no nothing. But like we live on residuals of health plans, all this shit. We helped. So if everybody does a buyout, the union dies. I got to tell you, I always felt precarious from day one anyway. I just about what about our union about how I know I was thinking about this energy Well, I was because I was thinking about this I was thinking about this 20 years ago It was like shit
Starting point is 00:16:37 Was what you had to party when think about this? Because you know, I though When you do but when you do a pop a sitcom you'd make you could make though? I thought that I was a lot more than I would have produced. When you do a sitcom, you could make 35, 40. I think my last sitcom I was making a lot, like way more than that, twice that. And, but I knew I would have done it for a fraction that I cost, especially when I was starting out. And I was like, all of a sudden actors just want work.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Somehow, it got game-dined and we're making- Yeah, but remember back in the day when you got to sit-com back in the day. Like 20 people don't realize but 25 years ago, 20 years ago, when you got a CBS NBC, you were buying a house. Well, that's what common people are, right? A lot of people started staying up just to get that. Because then you could start the party. And you were making TV money and we call that,
Starting point is 00:17:23 you were gonna buy a house, you were set. And you got residuals, it was beautiful. And sometimes you did one show because the way things were structured and it went five years. Oh my God. Right? And it went 10 years. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:17:36 It's a wrap. You can leave the game. Correct. And if you created the show. Oh my God. Now you got $50, $100 million in the bank, $200 million in the bank. Those days are gone.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Those days are gone. Those days are gone. Well, even homeboy that created that massive show, what's the agent show we love, Jen? Squid Game. Squid Game. He was going around, he was like, my family thinks, you know, like ball and making all this money.
Starting point is 00:17:59 And he released so much he made, like sold the right squid game. It was the biggest show ever on Netflix. I think he's sending me like 100 grand for the rights. He was now the second season is gonna be different. I'm get paid. But everyone asked me for money. I made about 100 grand off that entire set.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Oh my God. Yeah. Because Netflix like, now you need us. And then it's this huge hit. Now he has leverage. But what's the chance having a huge hit like that? These, you never know. I mean like the guy who did desperate housewives, right?
Starting point is 00:18:25 He was home. No, Mark Charrick. That's right. He was home is living in his car blah, blah, blah. And he wrote that series and changed his life. Like, you don't hear about him, because he don't give a fuck, he's done. Or he could do whatever he wanted to do.
Starting point is 00:18:35 I mean, it can happen, you know what I mean? If you could still make a lot of money in network TV, but like, the amount of shows they're making now smaller, so the window of opportunity is like, nah, but it's into more places you can go like more streams. Yeah, so that's the problem. It's like, yeah, but you get over the streamers and then they know, you know, they do buyouts
Starting point is 00:18:56 or they do some tricky shit, you know, whatever. I don't you happy you have stand up? Yeah. I'm surprised you never did a podcast. Nobody can tell a story like you do. Yeah, I got top billing. Top billing I've been doing since last July, I'm up to like 55 apps.
Starting point is 00:19:13 You have one with Spirits too, right? Don't you have a pro spirit? Yeah, I did one. He was on a couple weeks ago. Oh, he was just a guest. He was just a guest. He was really, he was very kind. I love it.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Yeah, he's funny. I. Yeah, he was really, he was very kind of like, really. I've had everybody, I had magic, I had Dwayne Wade, Stephen A Smith. How was Stephen A Smith? He was hilarious. He was very Steve and A. He's such a talent, right? Like you realize, like,
Starting point is 00:19:39 like, like, he's a real journalist. Like he came from a shit, he was a writer. He was a writer in Philadelphia. Grinding it out, fucking grinding it out, got a little bit of this, got a mentor, boom, bad boom. Now he's like executive producer, got crazy STB deal with Disney. Are you from New York originally?
Starting point is 00:19:57 Jersey. That's right. Yeah, that's right. So I'm a Jersey boy. I'm glad you're doing that, because nobody can tell a story. We just move it together Well, you know me I take a room over. I swear you know I'm always the guy doing this. This dude shows off I have right and this to show
Starting point is 00:20:14 Nobody can tell a story like him And then you know, I'm just quiet and shows everybody else All the girls are looking at him everybody else is it was just it was beautiful All the girls are looking at him. Everybody else is. It was beautiful. I, my, the bummers I never got to see after that. But we spent, yeah, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we You know my daughters in college. He's a damn be a junior my son. How old are you? I'm 56 me too Fuck you man. Yeah, I know bro. He looks better. I already gave him a cop Don't you do that either
Starting point is 00:21:05 I said to him, I go, what kind of creamy you used to do? I'm kind of crazy. He looks good. Bill looks good. He's got kids. I got my son. My son is 17. Just turned 17 last week.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Star athlete trying to get him a scholarship, you know, get him out the fucking house. Ah, basketball. He's pretty good. Six, six. Play, play, what he plays the three. Oh no. You're all family He's pretty good. Six six. Play plays what he plays the three. Oh, no. You're all families tall, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, is Alex looking for me? I'm here. Alex. Alex, what up? Hey, are you close to the fire? I'm in here. We're talking
Starting point is 00:21:38 with five. No podcasting. Man, interrupting our conversation. I'm not gonna talk about that. I have peace. No, um, so you got, so he's that good enough like six six six. Where's he play? He plays at Camel Hall. So now, so my nephew's went there. Yes, so my nephew played soccer there. LeBron's kids are there.
Starting point is 00:21:58 So Bryce just came over. So now we're the new Sierra Canyon. So now my son's gonna play, he's gonna be on fucking you some exposure. Yeah, he son's gonna play, he's gonna be on fucking. You're from exposure. Yeah, he's gonna get like, he's just about to get the exposure. He really gets, he's starting.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Yeah. On that team. We can be talking about going college. You're not starving. So Sierra Canyon, where my other nephews and niece go. They have the best, I think they have the best high school basketball team.
Starting point is 00:22:22 What they did, what they did, they get it for my kids. six to seven years. They did when Brony was there and then Scotty Pippin Mari a Mari a Marry no no a Mari What Marley Bailey's there. He just went pro, but he went there He went to UCLA UCLA for one year as far as sports goes. They're like no more baseball Yeah, they did their day push out athletes, but but LeBron and Chris Paul's kids are now at Campbell.
Starting point is 00:22:48 They left. Yeah. They want to do that. So, so basically LeBronney's last year was last year. He's going to be a freshman at USC. So LeBron took his youngest son, Bryce, brought him to Camel Hall, wrote a fat check to build us a new gem. So you know his son gonna play. Yeah. Right? But the thing is, my son's a senior and my son's six six, and you know, he's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:23:14 So I'm like, I told Baron, this is just a win-win for you. It's a win-win, because those scouts are gonna come for LeBron's son and then see this dude, you know, like, six six, my hold on. What? Who the fuck is that? That's what he's like. And he's definitely impact, too. It's like hold up. Wait a minute, who the fuck is that? That's what I'm talking about. And he's definitely impact too.
Starting point is 00:23:26 It's like, it's not in that talk. Does he feel pressure? It's just different now, like you can. I don't know, that's up to pressure. Now, like the eyeballs and Instagram and the, and I help the deals. I think he's gonna put them a little bit faster, right? Yeah, because it's like, it's like being put on,
Starting point is 00:23:42 the spotlight. But he's got dad has been spotlights for him. Yeah, but I'm just saying, but he's got dad is been spotlight for him. Yeah, but I'm just saying like he's getting used to it. But not 16. But when I told him, I literally, I told him another day, I said, don't get in your head. Do what you do. Do what you do.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Don't fuck these people, man. In Northern, I said, yo, block that shit out. Do you, you train for this? This is what you do. So don't get caught up in your head and screaming and all. Like just play ball. He was like, and then I see him get, you know, settled in. Because it's just like everybody's, you know,
Starting point is 00:24:10 people ending people talking shit. Your celebrities are in line with people talking shit. Basically, they are. Well, imagine this. Yeah. LeBron suddenly, when his last year at Sierra Kin, he was a high spade NIL kid. He was making $2 million.
Starting point is 00:24:23 What are you talking about? He was seven years old. He was seven are you talking about? He was 70. Yeah, you could sign a name, image, and likeness. So now you can be paid as an amateur athlete. You're making $2 million a year. And I'm just kidding. I'm actually making $17 million. Your friend's like,
Starting point is 00:24:35 how good is his son? How tall is his son? 64. 64 is a guard. I respect him though. I respect him because of who his dad is. He grew up in a spotlight. And they were kind of hating on him, but then in the McDonald's game. He balled out he balled out like he has a lot of pressure on
Starting point is 00:24:50 You know now if he's not LeBron's son is he is he is he gonna be a draft pick? I don't know because they're talking about LeBron is gonna play until he won't retire until he can play with his son Wow, so ever draft him. They're gonna expect to get LeBron to it's it's it's it's it I don't know I mean I like I like expect to get LeBron to. It's, it's, I don't know what to say. I mean, I like that, you know, LeBron is strong, arming his kids. Like, I fucking do it, you know what I'm saying? I'm, I, I'm bartering my relationships
Starting point is 00:25:14 to get my son's opportunity, right? But it's like, but you still gotta be good though. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta understand, but you can get in there, but you can't stay in. The motherfuckers is good, bro., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not bullshit. You can't get in the ball. No Kenny Martin's son. Yes. I saw Kenny Martin the other day. His son's ball. I know all the shit because of, because of,
Starting point is 00:25:48 because of, because of, I know sports, right? So Kenyan, I'm sorry. KJ, but is six nine baller. And now he's not as good as his dad. No, but he's super athletic. He's six nine. And he's springy. He jumps out the gym.
Starting point is 00:26:02 And he just got traded to a good team. Like somebody, they say, okay, see now? So he's a salt brother. He's a salt brother. He's in college. He earned it. No, he's in the hands of the kids. Like, like, salt brother.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Oh, last time I, when I seen KJ right before he went to, to, uh, thinking about the college for one year, right? Yeah. His dad's like, my son's gonna pro. I was like, what? I saw him as he really can. I was saying, oh my god, year, right? Yeah. His dad's like, my son's gonna pro. I'm like, what? I saw him as he really can. I was saying, oh my God, yup. You know it.
Starting point is 00:26:29 You know it. You just know. You know that long enough that he's like, yup. Because you'll see upside. You can see upside. You can see size. You can see skill. Like you see certain things.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Everybody's not LeBron bro. That's 1% of the world. Zion Williams, that's a 1% situation. A motherfucker Derek Jeter, that's a 1%. Everybody else get better, you know, keep chipping at it. But like, my son, to me, is like a guy, I give you a present, like my son would be like a guy like Andrew Wiggins, right?
Starting point is 00:26:59 He's slinky, he's athletic, he's scrappy. He contributes, he contributes on, he plays the game the right way. If he wants that guy, everybody can't be part of it. You wanna record it back? Well, I think he plays like utility player like he'll fit in. Yeah, he'll fit in. He'll get done at the highest level. That's why the Nuggets won the championship.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Absolutely. Then utility players that, when it counted, they got the job done. Like Eric Gordon. Yeah. You see how good it curves. You know, Aaron Gordon, Aaron Gordon. Aaron Gordon. Aaron Gordon on the Denver Nuggets. If he was on another team, be a superstar.
Starting point is 00:27:34 But on that team, for Jamal, Yoke, he's utility-ish, but he kills Keith. He's Keith, though. Oh, he's Keith. He's on Jamal, though. Oh, I'm down and you Can you get one Jamal? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no was number one. As a kid, he was a freak, like, you know, school freak, I think it's tracked by Orlando and he was, it didn't really work out. He won the dunk contest comes in nuggets because he has those other, like key players, baller to go back for a trick. I mean, six, 10, first of all, damn, there's some foot,
Starting point is 00:28:18 shuts, shuts you down. Like, he's the one who shut down speed and everything. But I got everything. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's sometimes a situation. Sometimes it's just raw talent. People don't understand how hard it is to be elite. You got all these kids only about a hundred of them
Starting point is 00:28:38 going to get past one level. Like literally, there's only four kids that could play the next level on my team right now on my son's team. That's what's called basketball. Yeah, only four kids that could play the next level on my team right now my son's College basketball yeah, only four That's it. Did you play a ball? Yeah, I played I played in a high squad and playing college But think about it be thing and then I can see it too and everybody know it. Yeah, you're derwin Yes, just your son's down your son's done. He said that's it. His son's going. That's it
Starting point is 00:29:02 You see it's like it's a health in the room You can see it you can run drills and all that.'s the alpha in the room. You can see it, bro. You can run drills and all that, bro. I don't give a fuck, you playing for fun, bro. Somebody can't, it's quick, because they just know we're doing good enough for that. Because you gotta make a choice. I think that's the problem, because now,
Starting point is 00:29:15 like my son's in the elite baseball, all the parents tell him, he's gonna play for the Dodgers and Podger and like, you bitches outta your mind, man. How about they just have fun? Who knows where they go? They put so much pressure on like, nah, nah, just let them have fun, man. You don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Because the chance I'm going, even at that age of seven, like my son, he's a baller, he's getting good. But then Matt Kimson is there. I tell my ex put blockers on my son, I don't look up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no not for you. I guess it's going to be a good thing. But here's the thing. I'm glad we're talking like this. What pair is what if I've learned, you'd rather your son be a late bloomer.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Hell is so many kids are jumping out. They jump out and then they just level out. So tennis is a sport that if you don't start, it's a world class, I mean, it's a world sport. If you don't start when you are seven, right? You're screwed. Yeah, there was a girl who was a national champion. She was 11 years old. I was watching her head. I was watching her head. She was junior nationals. And I was like, I was watching her. And she looked so different. Everybody else. She was just coming off the ground and
Starting point is 00:30:22 her coach, who I knew was like, I know, but it But it's just it's a tragedy. I go what he goes she didn't groove her stroke right She's she's hitting wrong, but she's so athletic, but she's gonna wait with it And yeah, and and said we're trying to change her stroke But he goes I think it's too late. I go she's 11 he goes. I know but she's about to be 12 Also memory of that. Yeah, he goes. I don't think it's possible But it might be. And I'm like, what are we talking about? So they got to lock you in at six and a half.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Yes, now here's the other thing. So you don't build up that habit. They're very careful though, because kids who are at the national level when they're young, a lot of times burnout don't make it to the pros. So the way they like to span years, the serbians, the Russians bring you up,
Starting point is 00:31:04 is very slowly. There's a whole such a being. Yeah, well you can burnout it. Like you don't want itbians, the Russians bring you up is very slowly. There's a whole such a being. Yeah, we can burn out. It was like you don't want to do a lot of other sports. So a lot of those guys did a lot. They played soccer. They did a lot of shit until they were about 15, 16. Then came on.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Now we go. Now we go. Well, yeah, you don't want to burn out. It's like you, you know, when we were in high school, like the one kid who added all, he had the muscles at the bus. That's a 15. Yeah, you do shit. What's up now, bitch? He's a crazy. You fucking you're dominating high school. What's up now, bitch? Hey man? What's up Josh?
Starting point is 00:31:30 You at armpit here? Yeah, I'm not cracking one 60. Yeah, and doing shit He's popping 11th grade. I knew my time was coming up. What? I just sat back in the shadow. I was a late bloomer. I was super late bloomer.
Starting point is 00:31:50 I was super late bloomer. I didn't come out the box being like, oh Bill Bell me. It's I love the label because I remember. That's why you're a comic man. Listen bro, it's something for that like the swan. You get to mature, you get to know yourself a little better and you know more confidence still feel a little skinny and small yeah I think you need that as a comic like you got a butterfly yeah like they call it the shadow you got to feel a little bit like you need that you got to feel a little bit I don't think
Starting point is 00:32:20 it was a guy came up to me young guy and he came and wrote beautiful looking guy muscular big And he goes I want to be a comic would you have any advice I go Lose weight you got to stop working out my so much I go I need you to not like yourself as much You like yourself just you got you like you like yourself just a little bit of this straight I mean, I need to be you got to feel like your clothes are most absolutely crushed right at like Matt rive You know that right? I'll say and he's the most gorgeous comedian that's at his level. It doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:32:49 And then I find out, he was the ugly duckling. Like when he was 16, a big F buck team, face a little fuck, he went down it together. Yeah, and then he got his shit together. I'm no Matt's. You can't grow up like that. I'm literally no Matt since he was 19. He was like, I'm at the lab.
Starting point is 00:33:03 But he loves his self. He looks good. I know, he made me beat. But he like I'm at the lab. Yeah, but he but he loves itself He looks good. I know he me but he'd lay and he leaned into that dick talk that dick talk to come on He also works hard so Matt Matt has a mark Matt was always up there doing stuff He was always performing funny. It's funny. It's talent. What we gonna talk about me You make we wasted all this good content. All this good content. This is what we talking about is real shit What's a show shit? That's true. That's very true. What do you got? What do you got for me? What's going on? What's on your mind? What do you think of the state of the world? I think what's crazy?
Starting point is 00:33:31 Is it like when you blew up? I was a deaf comedy jam. Yeah 91 going into 92 and how long was that set on deaf comedy jam? Six minutes six minutes dirty fresh. Yeah I made it with six minutes. I didn't really only Six minutes that you fresh your own see I made it with six minutes. I didn't really only But I like that. I like the story about you How how Oliver Stone looked to you. I think it was you and he goes So so so Any given Sunday
Starting point is 00:34:01 For my favorite movies. I'm represented by CAA Oliver stones there, you know CAA, Oliver Stone's there. CAA to me was like the King of Packaging projects. Put pieces together, directors, actors, right. So we had Jamie Foxx, L.O. Cool, Jay Matthew Mo' Dean, Cameron Diaz, James Woods, Al Puccino, like this is a rock-dead shit. And so my agent said Al Pristone would like to meet you. I said, what?
Starting point is 00:34:33 They kidding me. Al Pristone, oh my God, right? So I go to Santa Monica to his office, I meet him. And he's like this kind of of like genius kind of like quirky cat He looking at my picture looking at me looking at my picture. He's like that Bellamy. Huh? Yeah He got a lot bus scull up bus scull up bus look. Can't play football I'm like I'm pretty aflady But can you play football?
Starting point is 00:35:04 This guy Jimmy Sanderson like he gives me like the bio of the character He's got like 12 pages of who this guy is And he's got Dion there and different players that kind of embodied his character, right? I said dog. I think I could do all that, bro. I got all of that. It means I said It's up to you. You say we'll see you see a USC tomorrow That just like that just like that so so even if you had the conference in the room He wanted to see that shit on the film so we was at USC like the next morning. I said oh Every actor in Hollywood was at that you gotta run routes now. Now I'm running routes that you gotta run routes now. You know I'm running routes.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I ever heard of that. That's not, yeah, since a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I ran, I ran routes before. But the part that was crazy, I never got a football thrown to me by real quarterback though. Yeah. So they had some college guys out there throwing in,
Starting point is 00:35:54 some pro guys throwing. So you gotta run 60 yards, you gotta run 40 yards, you gotta run slant, you gotta run hooks. So, okay, now if you lied, you're gonna get your tap. And the funny is shit Are we out cuz this is funny. Yeah, we've been live. We've been live the whole time. Oh great The funny issue you think we've been rolling this whole time. Oh, that's perfect. So here's the funny is shit right You didn't want to get this thank you
Starting point is 00:36:20 This is this do they want this right here cuz they was going around tapping mother fuck This is this dude didn't want this right here because they was going around tapping motherfucker Cuz I go ahead man don't tap the terrible Cuz it was like the numbers were dwindling after lunch so like okay We had to running backs we had to quarterbacks and we had the receivers and it was actors out there trying to get it Take my role like major act like big-time actors out there to get it take my role like major act like big time actors out there. I want to say no. I want to say. I want to say.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I'm telling you they was huffing and fuffing trying to get it done. And I was smoking every last one of every last one. I'm catching shit with one hand catch your hand over here over the top. I was I was the best day ever, right? The one the one that I caught that killed me. You know, when you catch the football, you're supposed to day ever, right? The one that I caught that killed me. You know when you catch the football you're supposed to be diamonds, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:10 A lot of times you do this, the basket. The basket is not that good, because if you don't catch it, it's gonna hit your bone. I like smothered it, but it blew my shit up right here. Like, bro, I think I shit on right so so he was like I didn't want to drop the ball and it took about 30 hours for your air to come back
Starting point is 00:37:35 before it was like 13 seconds of thank you good job Bellamy good good job I go to my car I lift up my shirt I am burgundy blue and black. That's how hard they can throw it. I never knew some like a prank you can You get here you could hear the football coming like a baseball Baa
Starting point is 00:37:57 Oh, yeah, now you could hear a baseball tool in the field. Yeah, I bet some actors got fucked up out there I know this is because they were because this is a movie you guys were hitting each tool in the field. Yeah. I bet some actors got fucked up out there. They're like, oh, this is the movie. Because this is the movie. You guys were hitting each other. In the movie, we were getting hit. But in the workouts, they wanted you, like L, L, El Kujie had to run, like, come, you know, pitch outs and this thing, there was a lot of acting.
Starting point is 00:38:19 He's athletic, I love it. Yeah, he's after. 25 pounds. But he didn't have to run the routes. He had to look like a running man It's easier than that's easier than running routes. Yeah, he's running running routes. It's like kind of like Almost like drawing like you know, maybe he had to draw the bunny like you could lie and say you're an artist and they say here's the bunny
Starting point is 00:38:41 Whoa, how do I draw the ears? How do I, you know? But when you run routes, you know, you gotta run a slant. You gotta run a post corner. You know, you know, come back, boom, and you gotta get your head around. Like, so there's certain things that they'll be looking for, they're like, okay,
Starting point is 00:38:58 and I wasn't all the way there yet, but they saw that I had the potential. So now, I'm at the camp and, the camp and I'm working out twice a day and I'm running routes every day. Best shape of my life. I've never ran every day, every day. It's crazy. For hours, like just sprinting, just stride outs.
Starting point is 00:39:16 But also they wanted you guys to look the part too, cause it's like Lawrence Taylor was there. You were there for a football test. I know. Can I tell you my Michael Clark Duncan story? Please. Okay. Rest in peace my Michael Clark Duncan story? Please. Okay. Rest in peace, Michael Clark.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Another big man. Michael Clark Duncan was probably the biggest human being I've ever seen as an actor. Like just like specimen of a man. Like voice, COVID, like the drink. You know, big mother fucker, right? And he had no sports background, right? And all.
Starting point is 00:39:43 That's a big ass dude. I think he was like, he worked, he told me he came from Chicago. I think he worked on the ground. And you know, the dudes, like DWP, it's some shit. Imagine that coming out of Manhole, right? Just a giant man. Just a big guy.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Great guy, by the way. So we get to, we get to camp. And he's supposed to be technically LT. The big powerful linebacker that is going to destroy you. You come around the edge. He's going to knock the letters off your shirt. That's basically what it is, right?
Starting point is 00:40:12 So Mike ain't really a football player and you can tell, but he's big than the motherfucker with the shoulder pads on all the players like God damn. We're going to tucking out mother fucker, right? So Oliver Stone, it was a hat bag sweep and it was coming to him and he had to blow to run it back up, right? So he comes right, and he just hugs to do. Oliver jumps out to 10. What?
Starting point is 00:40:40 And you know, you take the head for like a real hat kind of. And the fuck was that Michael? He was like, Oliver, what do you mean? I ain't want to hurt nobody. He said that's the character. Are you kidding me? I didn't find you down here to be his fucking friend. I flew you out here to kill him. Do it again. Damn. Oliver don't talk to me like that man. You don't know me like that man. But he mad. That okay, you want me to show you, right? It's so he puts his thing up.
Starting point is 00:41:10 He's like, all right, right, right, right, right. No, no, no, no, no. He come around again. Michael Clark Duncan is going like 90 miles an hour. He hits the dude so fucking hard. Who's the dude? I don't remember somebody that's dead. Somebody got the rest.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Somebody got the rest. Somebody got the rest. Somebody that's dead. Hit this man so hard. He went off the field and knocked down three people. Oh no. And then Michael hit him and later on the girl. Oh.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Oh. Oh. Oh. Everybody's like, what the fuck it went from gradient gradient to God Michael get up. Okay, man. I came my I put I tore my pick I tore my fucking pack They're not built for that no Ripley after skinzoan chit-chanted ripped his pick off the fucking bone damn bro I didn't even know you could rip a pet listen. He's our injuries and football like you don't realize what the guys go
Starting point is 00:42:11 He knows about you know last rate liver what else? That's right. That's about it though. I'm a bad example. I'm getting hit on playing football for so long But I I didn't have any major injuries. We guys get fucked up Lacerated liver last rate it, it means you got hit. You got megalol. Yeah, I got hit in the ribs and my ribs broken, ran into my liver. Ah, so what do they do?
Starting point is 00:42:33 That's nothing. Is that a heal? Yeah, I was just out for the rest of my senior season. Oh, yeah, that's not a good injury. No, that's not a good one. You know what I mean. There's worse stuff. There's something you don't want to do.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Well, I saw a quarterback who quit. And he saw the list of injuries, and it was like, it was astonishing. You're like, what the fuck, what are we talking about here? Football over a long, over a long, jevvied times bad. I mean, you have to see.
Starting point is 00:42:54 What you, you have to see, what I learned from, you're never going to play. What position you play. Tyden. You play Tyden, so you can relate to this. All the football, all the football plays that I play with in that movie told me, Haspeed or Kill, you gotta go full speed on everything. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:09 You can't play around like, that's how you get hurt, full speed. Everything is real time. Like practice how you play. Wow. That's basically what I learned from football players. Like all that Haspeed, you know, I'm just chilling. You get fucked up.
Starting point is 00:43:22 You gotta keep your impression. You gotta shot any given Sunday where. In Miami fuck off. You gotta keep your impression. You got shot in the given Sunday wear. In Miami and Dallas. Did you coin the term booty call? Yes, sir. I told you. Yeah, man. You thought you got all that booty for yourself.
Starting point is 00:43:35 All of calls you made. That was your boy right there. 10%. 10%. 10%. 10%. That's it, man. That's it, man. That's it, man. That's it, man. That's it, man. That's it, man. 10% 10% Call it give me the money
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Starting point is 00:44:22 But booty calls like, yo man, I get another one of those today. Yeah. Yeah. I booty call some sort of stuff. Man and women use it interchangeably, too. Yes it. The government should give you your day, man. I need a booty call Monday. I need a booty call Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Yeah, man. Like Taco Tuesday, booty call Tuesday. I can't believe you can't promote your movie. Beke, you want to take a little break? Mm-hmm. I need some good supplements, dude. And I want to stay hard. I want to get hard.
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Starting point is 00:45:31 We just listed especially the best new tropica on the planet. I'm about to out for brain on it dot com slash FATK Let's get back to billbellamy. I want to what we're at least tell me where it's coming out Where I just tell you what the movie is. It's called Back to the Stripp. It's a very, very funny comedy about these guys, you know, who were at one point in their careers, like really the top strippers. Like they were the best. Chocolate chips.
Starting point is 00:45:55 You know, they like the brothers from down under and all that. Thunder from down under. They were the chocolate chips, you know. And so they, they're a little older. They're the little oldest. The chips, the chips ain't in they are a little older, now they're a little older, the chips they need so chocolate it. It's so hard. Yeah, you didn't know how to say rips.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Yeah, that's the director. Chris Spencer directed it. First time director, yes. And then that. So we had, so we have Wesley Snipes, Kevin Hart, Spencer Moore, Tiffany Haddish, Faeson Love, JB Smooch, and Gary Olman. We got a nice look at that.
Starting point is 00:46:30 That's damn good. He's still on up. Yeah, we beastin' it. And hopefully, eventually it'll come out and people get a chance to enjoy it. Hopefully the strike we can come up with something that is equitable for the actors and writers and people that do what we do. Everybody can't be as funny as me and you. No, they can't, my friend.
Starting point is 00:46:51 And I understand that. And also the problem is selfishly, I'm going to have shit to watch. They don't figure this out. Well, they got stuff in the can. They always know that. Like they're saying our first strike. So this is the funny thing about strikes in Hollywood, right? When they even know the contracts are up or gonna come up and they don't want to get stuck, they start just starting to get a bunch of scripts, they get everything, you know, so that they got a little bit of surplus. Yeah, if they didn't do that, they'd be stuck stuck. Oh, I'll start with that. Your sense is that this is gonna last for a while. My sense is that it will not last for a long time because I think that at ultimately,
Starting point is 00:47:34 right will win. And I think that the degree part of it, they just have to understand that the entertainment business, Hollywood, that's a part of our culture. Like that's the thing that, you know, is existed for quite some time. That we export to. And it's important to what America is, you know, the way we produce films and actors and
Starting point is 00:47:55 actresses and the different things that we are putting into the culture. I think it's important for us to take care of the culture, right? You know, I want the next wave of great actors to come in. You know, I want more comics to come in. I want more writers to come in. You don't want people to just get turned off from our business and not want to be a part. Like, that's why I moved it that way.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Right. You know what I mean? Back in the day, I was like, man, Hollywood, like to me, Hollywood just looked like anything could happen. You could make it. And it could. And it could. Like a change in the afternoon. Like, like, like, I always felt like going to Hollywood was like going could happen. You could make it. And it could. And it could like a change in the afternoon.
Starting point is 00:48:25 Like like like like I always felt like going to Hollywood was like going to Vegas. So I could hit. Dude, what if I had- How many times I remember they were doing this campaign. They'd seen everybody for this Bud Light campaign with this guy. I don't remember Wendell.
Starting point is 00:48:37 He was a Bud Light guy. Not Bud Light, I'm sorry. Miller Light. Miller High Life. Okay. Remember that Black Eye Wendell? He was a Greg A. Died, passed away. One time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember Wendell is a Greg I died passed away one. Yeah
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah, I remember when so so they were doing this whole new thing and They'd seen and when I say everybody I mean everybody didn't matter if it was Australia England They couldn't find the guy. This is the thing. Oh crazy with this stuff. I'm on I'm literally in jeans t-shirt with these black Just go I was gonna go hike or something like that. Yeah, I got it, you got an audition. I'm like, what? I walk in on my way to do a hot one I'm gonna go to the panorcanning hike. I don't wanna do this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I'm really not really want to be here today. I don't wanna be here. I don't wanna be here. That's so bright. That looks me like this and you go, I walk in and I got a little scruff and you go, so you're just a guy moving a box, and then he's gonna come in and he's gonna see him
Starting point is 00:49:27 and I want you to react like it's just weird. I'm like, so I literally, I go, I pick it up, and I put it down, I go. That's it. You got the gig? That was $500,000. That paid a lot. You got the gig. That's it That was five hundred thousand dollars The gig it was a campaign. Why didn't you tell me the same way? That's all I said you got the game
Starting point is 00:50:05 Look at me. I'm fine. Hey, look at me, I'm good actor. I guess, it's so, it's so, it's quality. It's detailed. It's not okay, it feels good. I made probably more than 500K because it was a campaign. And I said to the director, I go, what was it about me?
Starting point is 00:50:18 He goes, I don't know, he just had a look, a blue collar look. And that's what it comes down to sometimes, in an afternoon. And that paid my year. And those days are over, you say? And I did say anything with your let. I remember with your let. I don't know what, I don't even remember what happened.
Starting point is 00:50:30 They wanted a Gillette guy that turned into a 400 or something thousand dollar campaign. Because I eat, you know what? Do you have that average face? I have that average face. What you got that, you're like, you like, you are the quintessential guy that American guy like they said like you know, it's just crappy You look like you know how to fix a 454 Chevy
Starting point is 00:50:52 Yeah, I got you look like you got like not a me pie like a nice little mother fucking long more somewhere Like in in in you look like you put up panel it like you can put it up like like you look like you know how to use a nail gun, don't you? Yeah, you know how to do any of that. I gotta hire people for anything. Yeah, kid. It's got no shit. No, I'm talking about, I don't know how to do anything. Anything.
Starting point is 00:51:15 It's not my wife. My wife, my wife, well, before we were dating, and I bought a veteran a priest, it's a long story. So it gets stolen, and it comes back, I've the cops fired it in 20 hours or whatever., it's a long story. So it gets stolen and it comes back, I've the cops fired it in 20 hours or whatever. And it's bunched up. But the bottom part is hanging. So I'm like, bottom, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:51:36 it's how I'm hanging about cars. I go to the bottom part. The bottom part is just like the bottom part. The catalytic converters. Just the bottom, the bottom flap. If there's a flap that's hanging. So I go, I'm like, I gotta take this to the, I gotta take this now to the shoulder.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I gotta take this to the shoulder. I gotta have the experts fix this flap, the bottom flap. My wife didn't grow up with money. She, my wife just goes, she looks down, she's my girlfriend, the fact she just looks down. She goes, what do you have to do? I go, well, see, the flap is hanging down. She goes, she gets on her hands and he just looks at it.
Starting point is 00:52:05 She reads over grabs a piece of strength. She's just on the on and back like that, just ties them. She goes, it was the fast. I see that hole. I can't even fucking idiot. Fixed. That was like, you're a genius. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:52:17 I'm gonna marry you. And I married her. And you married her. You're not a fix a flap. Your kids never want to get an entertainment? Did you push away from it? No, I don't know. I don't know. You married her. You married her. You're not a fixer flat. Your kids never want to get an entertainment? You push away from her. No, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:27 I mean, my daughter did a couple things in high school. She actually in grammar school and middle school, she was doing plays and stuff like that. And then, you know, then she kind of got shy a little bit, came back to it again. She did some stuff in her sophomore year college and I was like, wow, do you, are you going to be an actress? She was taking a lot of classes and she stopped. So I think it's in there. I think it's kind of in there a little bit.
Starting point is 00:52:53 And my daughter's really funny, which is, which is really crazy because I'm like, I would expect my son to be funny. And he is, but he's a different style of funny. Like, you know, he is like trying to be cool, you know, that, you know, the teenage kind of like that, it would stuff them taller than you. You know, but he has a, he's very, very much a fun guy
Starting point is 00:53:14 around his friend. Sometimes I just sit in the car and I just watch how he's like, he's the center of attention with his crew. So he's a pretty good kid, man. It's like, but I don't know if I want to be an actor off the top. I want them to get to education I think it's important to have a balance like I feel like that's what happened to me You know, I didn't know I was gonna be an actor and make movies and stuff I was just I live like a civilian like I just lived a regular regular Jersey life and you know
Starting point is 00:53:41 I want you stand up. I just start doing stand up in college. We're like also. Oh shit and you know, I want you to stand up. I just started doing stand up in college, wrote like on some ocean, like, you know, they had a coffee house, can you can you host? Oh, shit, they need a host. I'll get up there and do it. And I just jumped up there that we got 75 dollars. And college, that's like 7,000.
Starting point is 00:53:57 You're calling. I'm calling. So I'm like, I do it. I like it. I'm like, dang, this is kind of fun. Just up here talking. I'm improving a little bit what's your name, where you from? Oh, and I was just doing jokes off of that kind of stuff. Not really a joke, joke telly at.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Fell in love with it. And then I brought my junior year. I'm like, dog, if I could do anything outside of work at, you know, IBM, I would love to be a stand up. I saw certain people doing it. I still had a job. I will never forget this. One of my guys, comedian out of New York,
Starting point is 00:54:33 his name was Reggie McFadden. And Reggie used to always get on me about having a job. He was full-time calm. He was like, yeah, you still got that job, huh? I was like, yeah. He was a full-time cop. He was like, yeah, you still got that job, huh? I was like, yeah. He was there. 40,000 a year, buddy.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Company card, not so bad out of college. Yeah. He said, you ain't no real mother fucking comedian until this is all you do. Oh. That's scared, right? It hurt me so hard. He was like, you don't really want it if the same everything you do, Bill. Oh, that scared me so hard.
Starting point is 00:55:05 He was like, you don't really want it if the same everything you do, Bill. And so you, and tell you, this is all you're doing. You shouldn't even come to the comedy club. I'll never forget when he said that. It's probably right. And I was like, one day I'm gonna quit this motherfucker. And so I did, I ended up quitting the job. But like I remember, you know, that was a blessing that he told me that because he was like,
Starting point is 00:55:25 yo, you got to commit all the way. You can't have acid. And if I saw a talent, and you were telling you to quit. Yeah. Well, I like about you as you love people. Yeah. And you never act like you're better than anybody.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Like we'd be doing a movie and we'd be in, we were in Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah. And people would come out to build, you know. No, they'd be like, oh my God, you know. And you would come out to build, you know. No, they did, they did. They'd like, oh my God, you know. And he, you would get up and you'd go over and you would just start talking to them. It wasn't anything for you.
Starting point is 00:55:51 It was like, you never were too cool for school. No, I don't think you should be. I don't think you should be. I learned from that, actually. I was always that way, but I really learned. Like, well, you just, you were just never, you never acted, removed from it. Well, you made them, no, he makes them feel safe.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Like he makes them, these two girls come over and they just kinda like overweight and they're whatever they are. And they're just excited. They try to work shitty jobs. And they come up and they see him and they're like, hi, Kelly. Hi, Bill.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Hi. Bill. Oh, you're, Bill's all, what's up? How you doing? How long? Got it, Bill. Thanks, Charlie. You two guys are boned? How are you guys? How you doing? You're alone, got the hell out of here. I'm sure. You get to guys a bone?
Starting point is 00:56:25 How are you guys? You guys, you're so special. He just came up and you're just messing around with him. And I was so great, man. I think, I think, I think you're cool to even ugly people, man. No, but you're in your catalogue, no, I think. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:56:38 A lot of that comes from being a comedian too, because when you are a comedian and people are entertained and they love you from that, and even though you're in the movie, the part that they know is your personality. So I think when they come over to you, it'd be sad to make them feel like, oh man. I feel the same way I'd be.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Yeah, I feel the same way. I'm like, oh man, this guy sucks. I thought he was gonna cool that. So I don't know. You want to disappoint me. I try to remind myself, like even when I'm tired, like last this past weekend, I was working
Starting point is 00:57:09 and I was really hungry and the food was not that good at the club and I was like, I wanted to have something more healthy and I was kinda agitated, I guess, and then the fans were so excited. I just had to take a deep breath and be like, okay, well, they paid to see me. And I just got to suck it up right now. It's not their fault, it's not their fault. I didn't want to eat fucking chicken wings
Starting point is 00:57:33 that look like they had to eat bowl up. You know what I'm saying? So, it's hard to juggle fame, right? Because you never know when it's gonna be awful on or when it just turns away. It comes and goes. Yeah, it comes and goes or whatever, like a stock, right? And one of the things that I've always loved
Starting point is 00:57:55 about my career is that people treat me like I'm their cousin. Like, you know, that's on my man bill, ba! Yeah. Dog, yo, I met you in 2013 I'll just coming out of the service like they like like you remember K Foxes told me this correct me wrong black fans are very different than white fans Yeah, like in a lot of ways like like Jamie Foxe said it like what white fans mom about high-missed Fox and I take a picture
Starting point is 00:58:24 Black fans, like, Black fans, like, I got something to do with you, so, Hey Foxx, they right there, I'm going back to my car and get my phone, don't move, don't move. It's in the parking dead. There's a different, there's a different,
Starting point is 00:58:36 there's a different familiarity, right? I also feel like Black fans too, like the more loyal, like, they're like just giving give up on you, like, they're down, man. It would let you do something to thank you. Yeah, you got to do something great like I'll give you a perfect Example of the difference between black and white when it comes to comedy, right? So I was in Tampa and There was this girl Her mom I knew from MTV and she was like Bill
Starting point is 00:59:03 My daughter's up and coming, comic. I said, you kidding me. I haven't seen this lady. She was a producer at MTV in 25 years, whatever. I said, no problem. Your daughter's new. It don't matter. I put on my show tomorrow, come tomorrow, right?
Starting point is 00:59:16 Do it. Is a cute white girl. Great smile could probably be on a sitcom. She ain't funny for shit, bro. I can't talk to her. Of course, love. I can't talk to her. She ain't funny for shit bro I can't tell you I can't She ain't funny for shit. I'm not a her shit ain't going and it's a all black Oh no oh no oh Lord
Starting point is 00:59:34 God So quiet mom sit on a suicide Yes bro right that's baptism by fire. This is what black people was doing while she was talking Oh, I don't know who that is. Oh. Bro, they just got on the phone, huh? Bill put somebody on the show, right? So when I come on stage, I re-enact everything that the place went, but no.
Starting point is 00:59:59 Oh, that's a good thing. I said, and all the white people were like, give her a chance. Give her a chance. She's new or brave. Her heart is good. We see it's true. She's taking a good beating with it. That's all right.
Starting point is 01:00:12 No, it's not going to happen with a black body. Yeah. I know. Black people don't give a fuck about your feelings. They don't care that your mom and the audience. They'll work for 11, bring more. No, I'm taking it to the point. I learned not the hard way because when I was in, more. No, I learned that the hard way,
Starting point is 01:00:25 because when I was in, it might be, oh, it was at the Miami improv. Dude, Miami. But no, I really knew what you brought. It was Miami improv, but I was there for showtime because I was working the Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather fight. Okay. But Miss Pat was headlining.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Oh, Miss Pat. And I saw Black. All Black. And I realized how dirty she was and all that stuff. Like she, we have a mutual friend in Tom Sager and Rogan. Right. And I wouldn't do get work in as I'm there. I was there for like four days.
Starting point is 01:00:52 So I need to get my sets in. So I'm like who's headline the manager's like, oh, it's Miss Pat. I'm like, oh, she seems cool. So I hit up, Sager, I'm like, hey, I'm gonna open for Miss Pat. She's like, yeah, come on down. Why boy, am I going, right?
Starting point is 01:01:02 So I go and Sager was like, don't fuck around. Hit them. Like go for it, man. It's a blackout. I got to go. Okay, bro. And I was like, I open with your clothes. I was like, Tom, I know what you're talking about. You went to all you went to a black school. You know how? And you kind of, I've never done all black room. But bro, it was, bro, I got for about, for about five minutes until I got to the meat. it was I was eating D it My boys in the back no polite laughs. Oh boys are making it worse their laughing dude But three minutes. Well, I finally get some laughs. I walk out. I'm sweating everywhere the miss back of things
Starting point is 01:01:36 Anything goes I think goes how are y'all gonna cheer for that white devil that came out here on this day You cheat lit me oh Five but she went hard in the paint. Bro, I did. I was in New York comedy club in New York. A novice, green as fuck. I hadn't done stand up in for, I'd been doing stand for 10 minutes.
Starting point is 01:01:54 All black crowd on a Tuesday night, whatever it was. And I get up there. And I decided it, bro, it's embarrassing. I decided I'm gonna do what it's like to be reborn a penguin, a legless, flightless bird in the middle of the South Pole. Oh, yeah, you'd better get booed bro I'm out there. Yeah, you go that's gonna bad bad. I'm like this. I just hear this woman goes she goes This one woman goes oh and a woman goes, uh-oh. And I just, I go, I'm gonna power through
Starting point is 01:02:26 and I start flapping my wings. And then I just, I had to sound the woman go, wow, that was it. And it just, I, well, it's a good thing I didn't quit everything. Like, all I was like, I wanna die. I should actually, if I could die right now, it would be like it would be a fantastic thing.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Let's come and tell you funny story. Funny is story I've ever seen of a person taking a bath and not getting no laughs, right? Hopefully this doesn't offend anybody, but this is definitely, it's a nightmare for a comic. I'm doing the 15th annual HBO Young Committee special. It was taped at Tempe in Prague. Okay. The famous Tempe in Prague. Janine Garafalo. Andy Kimler. Yep. Ray Romano. Bill Bellamy. And is it oh my
Starting point is 01:03:22 guys? Was it Rob Schneider? No, it was he it was he's a New York comic is funny as shit. Patrice or Neil? No, what? White guy Italian. Um, oh, uh, uh, uh, Nick Apollo. Nick Apollo. BAS! Beast, beast, monster.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Nick Apollo goes out there and kicks a mud hole in it. Boom, King Kong that motherfucker. I'm, I'm ready. I'm about to go to Hollywood it. Boom, King Kong that motherfucker. I'm ready. I'm about to go to Hollywood set. Boom, right? Janine Caroflo goes on after him. Not as what the lady say? Uh-oh.
Starting point is 01:03:55 No, go. Janine Caroflo cannot, God bless her. She can't follow, she can't follow, Nick Tabala. Cannot follow. Cannot follow. Any day. She's got that kind of like all time. All time. Yeah. Didn't work. Okay. Uh-oh. No. I cannot start any day because she's got that kind of like
Starting point is 01:04:07 Didn't work okay Here comes Andy Kinler Uh-oh I mean now Andy can be really funny not today Andy Kinler had the set of hell oh no He was like 15 minutes each he was both of them back to back in a row. I couldn't help but win. They set me up. Oh no.
Starting point is 01:04:33 To win. Because after that, you'll tell me, go worse, go tell me. You can't go in. I came up with a machine. I'm with a bazooka. I was bazooka, Rambo, whatever. I mean, it was just kill a room to begin with just by I mean But like I'm saying to go from that to this it was just like
Starting point is 01:04:52 So I look like a king, but it was just because somebody else didn't win, but I was like I didn't know you could get boot on the special Fuck that's that was my like that was like my my wake up call like you could get Oh, oh, I thought specials are always like a green Comedy is you could be Jesus Christ himself and give blue if you don't if you don't bring funny It doesn't matter who you are. Yeah after three minutes of them going. It's the Messiah here come It's getting quiet. Yeah, if you're lucky. it's getting quiet, but you're gonna have people go, it's not funny. You're gonna have people go, wow. Wow. Okay. Or go to their phone. It's just the way it is. Comedy, earthquake, earthquake gave me one of the
Starting point is 01:05:38 best sort of like metaphors for comedy. He said, it's, it's an occupational hazard to be a comedian. In the night you go to work, you could down the job. I said, wow, that's deep, right? Is it what it makes sense? But it's a small fraternity too. It's a strange skill and I think it requires a certain type of misfit and it's a weird,
Starting point is 01:06:03 beautiful job to have. Bill, Bill, at your level, did you get, you remember when Chappelle was performing that dude rush the stage? Yeah. Like even my agent, his agent were like, you know, it's gonna lead to other things and people are thinking it's the thing to do.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Like we should up the security. I'm like, I don't think so, man. Well, we have to be able to, I don't, I don't, I wasn't worried about it. I think what was smart though is like that they do have some sort of security because like, I don't, I wasn't worried about it. I think they, what was smart though is like, that they do have some sort of security because like, I have to.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Because you just got to, you just never know what could happen or whatever. And I saw like in the comedy club, a guy grabbed a microphone, standing, tried to hit the media and whitted and then it shaked the bottom floor off of it. It's a body. That thing is kind of dangerous.
Starting point is 01:06:40 That thing is about 20 pounds, right? And so I think we should be protected. I think we shouldn't have to worry about that shit when we're the last day. We hear to have fun, man. Like you come in a comedy club, bro, you don't need to bring a gun or be upset or whatever. But, you know, people get to drinking, people get offended. Or if everyone's laughing at them, they get in their feelings and shit. But the funny thing about Dave was Dave was like, bam, yeah, that dude took off That's what I was gonna say that dude that dude got been
Starting point is 01:07:08 Well, you got dealt with I think you're proceeding by Will Smith So I think it's good the media showed what happened that dude like he got built with yo his arm was Like I think they dislocated He had his he had his phone in his hand, but it was in his pocket this way. That's when you realize it's kinda legal. I'm gonna have to have my phone like this. Like, can I do this?
Starting point is 01:07:33 It was good. The new show, there was like, Harry has he was like in a wheelchair, getting car in the middle of the day. No, that dude got back. After everybody saw that, it stopped. Yeah, because you know, people think, oh, it's sweet, you can go up there
Starting point is 01:07:44 and try to tackle somebody. But you don't realize how many dudes back there. I will never forget. But this was just funny. They didn't know it was Kat Williams. He was in Philly. And I guess Kat was just moving around. Kinda like, and Kat jumped out on the stage in Philly
Starting point is 01:08:03 and the dudes jumped on cat They wouldn't know it would they didn't know it was got oh, oh, yeah, it was crazy And I'm like yo somebody was like yo yo yo yo, y'all that's cat waves and they was like what? Whoa, oh shit, why they jump him just got you little man Cuz he just ran out on the stage. Oh, they thought he was that they thought he was like a silly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you know, I, there's always some little extra little stuff over there. You don't see it until you get into it.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I feel like I bet you will Smith every single day, like it's stuff. Yeah, every day. Yeah, that really did make that really did do. We didn't need that, you know, nobody needed it. No, nobody, you know, I sighed, I sighed as 2020. Here I'm over the matter. He had a moment of madness. He had a moment of madness.
Starting point is 01:08:46 I voted for Will Smith for that. I asked, he put his foot in that role. Like, he did everything. I mean, he should've got to ask a little time ago. He was amazing. Like, what a perfect night, right? I sighed as 2020. Like, did that need to happen that night?
Starting point is 01:09:02 Hell no. No. You know, maybe you had a moment of madness truly. Like it was, I've been in a lot of years of anger and this, I mean, you know. I feel like a punk. Maybe it's my night, you're gonna play with me on my night. Like maybe I'm not in the mood for that as my night.
Starting point is 01:09:19 I know that I'm up for an Oscar in the chat. You know, it could be some of that what you're saying, but I say that's the situation for the after party. 100%. So if Brian did something to me, and I wasn't feeling it, me and Brian go have a discussion at the after party. I'm not going, Brian is doing this thing.
Starting point is 01:09:38 I'm not having that. That's not, nobody's been, yeah. Me and Brian, we go to the after party. I have an opportunity for me to say how I felt. The body, he's an opportunity, apologize or not, blah, blah, blah. We are not supposed to display that in front of the world. That's just me, I'm old school.
Starting point is 01:09:55 You know what I mean? I think that's most people though, Bill. But I mean, the bummer, you're talking about a flawless career. Like America's sweetheart, that one thing, man, it's, yeah. Look at Dana White. Dana White. Dana White? They'll smacked the living shit out of his wife, right?
Starting point is 01:10:13 After she slapped him though, and I think that's the only reason he survived that in a way. And plus they've been married forever, but yes. So it's so, it's a one, two. It's a one, two. How many people were like, most people were like, most people were like, I think two things happened with that.
Starting point is 01:10:26 One is she slapped him, he slapped her, got in this fight, two, they've been married for 25 years, they're still married, she came out and said, stay out of our business. And I think with all those things, a lot of people went,
Starting point is 01:10:39 oh, that's that deep entangled marriage shit that I don't wanna stick my foot into because that was a moment between both of them when they lost some side. Human beings can forget for a second. I don't think it's more of Dana, like he's a fight promoter, and he's in that fight business as a dark world.
Starting point is 01:10:59 You can't cancel him anyways. If you're a fighter, what do you want me to do? Yeah, but what do you mean? I think it was a combination of like, hey, you can't cancel him, he's uncancellable. So want me to do? Yeah, but I think it's a combination of a can't cancel He's uncancellable. So all right go ahead and bark doesn't matter. Yeah Is it savage? Owns the UFC didn't do shit. Yeah, the sponsor didn't do shit. What do you do?
Starting point is 01:11:16 But what my point while I brought it up was if he could do it again He probably wouldn't right it was in the moment. Yes, it's important what you said. Like, yeah, my wife's smack the shit out of you. Like, yo, we had a party. Psh, psh, psh. Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. Go sit down. Yes.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Like, put the fuck. Right, I've seen that between, like, I've seen that in regular people, like, like, girl, where you're looking at her, p'tit, pow! Yeah. Yeah. You know, I mean, Dana followed up with the curvy, but that was weird.
Starting point is 01:11:44 But, you know, I remember my, my, my, my, my, my. I remember my Friday, I had a witness to this too, my girl. She got drunk and I had a party in my house. She thought I was looking at it, and this is before I knew her that well. She thought I was looking at a girl at the party, which I promised you I wasn't for once. Maybe I was. Yeah, I did too. But she decided, she decided, she decided, and she was tough. I remember she swung a boot at my head with the kind of ferocity. And
Starting point is 01:12:13 my hook or crook, I ducked and it broke a hole in my plaster wall and my buddy saw it. And then she jumped on me and started it me it and what I ended up doing is kind of pull her off and I tried I've tried to pull her into the room so she didn't make a scene. Now if he if I hadn't had a witness it would have looked like I was dragging her in there. Correct. You didn't see what I was doing. I didn't have to have it all over the house. Thank God you had a minute.
Starting point is 01:12:40 I was like, oh, you're you're you're drunk and crazy at this point. But you never know man. Shit like that. How you're, you're, you're drunk and crazy at this point. But you never know, man, shit like that. How you react? You better, you, you, it's hard. That's what I'm saying. Like, just, you know, moments, it's all going out everywhere. In those moments, man, it's just so hard to, you know, obviously we're here.
Starting point is 01:12:55 We think about it and we go, okay, we wouldn't want to do that. I mean, I'm at the Oscars. Why would I, I want to have a fight tonight. You know, I'm dressed nice. I'm out with my wife. I'm having a good time and then something crazy happens Yeah, I hope that at some point he can just be past it and just I think he will right, you know me I don't always bring up that they still bringing up Chris Brown thing
Starting point is 01:13:19 It's almost 20 years ago damn near They're always a better job for some. The larger question is, can he, the real question is, can Will Smith, and I think he will, I hope, can he get over it? Like in a way, Chris Rock came after him in such an unbelievable way with that special. Right, please, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:36 And if you're gonna do that, take common, it's come, and so there's a lot to live up to in that sense, in a lot of ways for him. But he doesn't have to, he's never, he's never gonna go to, for tat with Chris Rock, that's not how to. You don't have to, he's never, he's never gonna go to for tat with this rock. You don't have to, you don't have to. Two dope projects. Put out a new movie that blows us away.
Starting point is 01:13:49 And he will. And he will. And he's undeniable. He's so fuzzy and talented. Yeah, his Instagram's probably. Yeah, he bro, bro, you'll be fine. You know, he'll be fine. I mean, I'm just a big Will Smith fan, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:14:01 I just like, I don't know who's. I always, always root for Will, you know what I'm saying? I just like, I don't know who's who. I always root for Will, you know what I mean? I felt like, you know, Will really did it the right way. You know, he worked hard and grinded it out and did what he needed to do. And, you know, we all make mistakes, but I just thought like, to me, because I thought he was gonna get the Oscar for Ali.
Starting point is 01:14:21 I thought he did a good job on that. And this time, you know, I'm opportunity to be in the board for the Oscars, I get a chance to vote. So I don't know if you're on the board. Yeah, man, I'm on the board. That's pretty crazy. From Jersey, Jersey's like baller up there, man. I was like, what? That's crazy. Me and Oscar, Oscar, you know me. I up there, man. I was like what? That's crazy. I ask you ask you know me. I love you
Starting point is 01:14:49 So so it was good because there's so many great movies and stuff like that I've always been a film guy like always have you yeah, I've always loved film Well, you top five most influential films for you top five. Oh, you want it? Okay godfather. Yep. Thank you Godfather. Yep. Thank you. Class and yeah, Godfather. Sharshink redemption. Damn. Good call. So far in my top five. Yeah. Yeah. Good call. Any give me Sunday. I think it's the best football movie ever. Ever. It was the program that you guys came on. That's another dumb one that is like, oh my god. Oh my
Starting point is 01:15:23 god. And that's another dumb one that is like oh my god. Oh my god Platoon That's our generation Member will live up and officer in the junior man. Oh my god Bro If all this is our aid come on This is our Long sugar bridges bro. How about Lewis? Got the junior in that murdered it. What the fuck happened?
Starting point is 01:15:48 Beastmo God, he's so great. Yo that movie was crazy. You know, I'm saying George what I'm too young for it so I worked where you guys are your top two. I was in that I understand Hey, you gotta stand out, but George has no fuck that movie so good. He's 20. I'm 21 so good It's 24 But George has no fuck that movie so good. He's 20 21 so cool 24 Yeah, but zoom is calling it my crap Dude an old-time movie to him is Friday But I'm talking about like a movie that To change to you they changed it made you go
Starting point is 01:16:25 I'm not going to war bro. Correct. That shit is next love. No, no you it stuck with you. It stuck with you forever My life Bro, I need to add like that question in that Yeah, yeah. Now now, uh, William DeFo, yeah, and I remember I never forgot this in, in Officer John, and he's lying there. And look at that.
Starting point is 01:16:52 I forgot I made people's in there. It's unbelievable, bro. Platoon, what year was it? 1986. 1986. Oh, it's three years old. Johnny Depp was in that. Kevin Taylor, are you serious?
Starting point is 01:17:03 I don't know, Johnny Depp was in platoon. Yeah, he played one. I got to watch it again. Keith Dave. Remember Keith David. I Kind of remember Lee Ty's family was in that he was in any given Sunday Wow We him to foes been in everything Charlie she was definitely Tom. Tom Barringer. Great actor. That's right Kevin Devin. I love you, Kevin Devin. Yes, he was. Super young. Yes, he was.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Wow. I'm looking at that cast, man. Amazing. That movie right there is hard body though. Officer in Jammin though. I remember when he's lying on the ground and he goes, you can forget. He goes, it's all I got.
Starting point is 01:17:42 I got nowhere else to go. It's all I got. It was like the first time I was a kid, I looked at it, I was forget, he goes, it's all I got. I got nowhere else to go. It's all I got. It was like the, it was the first time I was a kid. I looked at, I was like, that's desperation. That's when you don't have a left right turn or a right turn and you have no other options and you're begging somebody for something. When you truly need somebody, damn, that's a good move.
Starting point is 01:17:57 Yeah, that's a good move, bro. Let's talk five with this. I take it seriously, though. No, I take it seriously. No, I love film, man. It's like those movies, man. Some of those movies just touch you in a way where it's like an imprint in your life.
Starting point is 01:18:10 It truly is. It's like, you were like you say, you know, you were a certain age or whatever, but like there's certain films that just go, wow. You feel so deeply. Yeah, because something in the messaging hits home for you. Did you say to yourself, I gotta get my life together? Yeah. One beautiful thing about for you. But you say to yourself, I gotta get my life together. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:26 One of the beautiful things about mythology and stories, you say to yourself, I can't live the way I'm living right now. I don't want to be ordinary. No. I want to feel deeply. I've a target of that for me. Not a bad movie. You smoke a lot of weed.
Starting point is 01:18:39 It's not a bad movie. It's like, yeah, it's alright. It actually sent me, I've a target when I was watching 3D. I got a little taken in. Now I was like, yeah. It's alright. It actually sent me an avatar when I was watching 3D. I got a little taken in. I was like, this is good. Nah. You got besides comedy. You're a shits off.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Shawshake and Stephanie on their Godfather. I like good fellows up there. Those good fellows love good fellow. Sunny! Great movie. No, good film. Sunny was. Mine's mainly comedies though.
Starting point is 01:19:02 The classical ones like Ace Ventura, Friday was dope. Yeah, but I'm talking movies that made me feel deeply. That makes you feel it. Braveheart. Oh, that's a good, great movie. I tell you a movie that's gangster's movie. All quiet in the Western front is the newest, all quiet on the Western front is hard.
Starting point is 01:19:17 That's the next level. I'm gonna tell you, like, because I'm like, we're movie shit too, that's hard. Black Hawk Down is crazy. Wow. Black black Hawk Down the energy of that film that movie and I'm gonna tell you another movie that's better than that is heat Oh, bro, I just rewatch heat you see heat yeah, dude on the man bro What a class heat is the you know rubber there were they're sitting down True criminal like you can like you believe What a class heat is the channel rubber you know where they're sitting down They're True criminal like you can like you believe
Starting point is 01:19:48 I believe Falcamons outstanding Though there's certain movies like that but another movie that was but to be honest with you more recent that really was a hard-body movie was the Revenant yes, that's that's Hard-body movie was the Revenant. Yes. That's that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:05 What's it? What's it? Joy. Joy's was like, yeah, I flipped. You know the capital, you got, yeah, you got a lot. I know the stunt guy, I knew his stunt double, his stunt double and his stunt double was. He was just water all day.
Starting point is 01:20:18 He just said he froze and it was just crazy. But I mean, that shit was crazy. Did a certain movie say it? You had to wrestle, he had to wrestle that football player. You ever see that when the way they shot it, so the bear was a huge football player. Bring this up. He was a giant football player who had to wear
Starting point is 01:20:35 all the furniture. No, no, but also all the electronics stuff so they could, they could super-off with C.G.I. You understand? So he had to get, he had to wrestle with him and get fucked up with him it's crazy the bear scene is bonkers oh it's it's this one yeah yeah the bear scene makes you realize if you was in the woods and you saw that bear you That's got yeah, it's what he had to oh my god. Yeah Had guys like yeah, it's like It can't be that interesting so guys put on the suit kind of toss him around. Yeah, oh you're shooting in a yeah I'm putting a lot of blue screen
Starting point is 01:21:16 Kind of kind of tactics. That's the blue so the blue so the blue It's guys I didn't know that part. But that guy's sizeable guy bro. Yeah, he's a big boy. That's a good time. It's embarrassing for kids, right? Leonardo was, It's like he was in the Reverend, he's shooting them for the fish.
Starting point is 01:21:35 That movie was about survival, man. What you gonna do, man? They make it, man. Come on, man. Based on, I think, it's on hardy too story. That's not real, right? No, I'm sure the half of that.
Starting point is 01:21:44 So he got attacked by a bear, and the way he survived apparently was he could only crawl, and he would set up a wall. He'd set up like this wall, and then push all of everything this way to get rats and grasshoppers, everything he could eat against the wall and grab it,
Starting point is 01:22:03 and kill him. It says he, he, Hugh Glass existed, he did get attacked by a bear. Yeah. So that's true stuff. I just thought part of the bear. Just, just him, you attacked by the bear, but I think the rest of it.
Starting point is 01:22:14 You hear these stories about what it was like, the Native Americans and that's would catch you. They'd kill everybody and then they would just take one dude and they'd cut the bottom of your feet off. Take your boots, cut the bottom of your feet off, and then just make you crawl back to... And they even make them to have... And they even make them to have...
Starting point is 01:22:29 You have to crawl back and be like... For the term, savage comes from. You're like, scape each other and shit. Yeah, it makes... They let you fill it. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, what happened to you?
Starting point is 01:22:38 You had to have to head to human beings. Human beings thought of lots of really artistic ways to... So, to really punish you, huh? All human beings have done it. Many of the times they got creative with them. But what's being ramed that we have to go medieval on to that. Oh my God. That's another great movie.
Starting point is 01:22:53 That's another great movie. Paul Fitchon. Go get the gesture. That we had on. We had a heart. Back in the day we had a tough job being the gesture. Oh yes. Because what if your jokes didn't work?
Starting point is 01:23:03 Kill him. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing. Don't like him. I would have got chin. Well, we got. Oh, it's current events. Current events.
Starting point is 01:23:11 Yeah, so this is really current. So let's talk about this one. First, Conor McGregor. He was at a wake again. Yeah, so he was at a wake for his aunt. His late aunt that passed away. Then afterwards, he went to a pub. And there's a huge.
Starting point is 01:23:24 There's a huge. I think it's, yeah, I think so. Somewhere in London. Somewhere in the UK. Okay. And then there's this huge rumble that happened. Why does he always get in trouble? Yeah, there's so many different lives.
Starting point is 01:23:37 I don't see that I have security at this. He did, that's what I don't understand. No, he had security. And he booked that security though. I should have a little bit of this rumble here. Oh, do they show this shows Connor fighting? Can't see Connor though, that's the thing. But you see Connor leaving right away.
Starting point is 01:23:51 Now hold on, I might be crazy here, but how do we know if fist fight didn't break out in this pub and Connor's like, I don't be so sure with this, let's get the fuck out. That's possible to get. People are just like, Conner through the punch. Maybe, or he's in a rough area of fucking UK He's like man, I'll be a socialist, but he's one of those guys that people try to
Starting point is 01:24:09 100% these are always Yeah, it looks to me like he's trying to get the hell out of there Yeah, but he booked it right away, but then so obviously jack it there There's rumors swirling around that he was in the bathroom for like 35 this This is just from people saying that they saw this stuff. Yeah, with someone's girl also, he was in the bathroom 35 minutes, boning some shit or whatever. But this is the same narrative every time.
Starting point is 01:24:31 It's getting old, man. But this is like, there's no evidence of anything. So, it's all hearsay. But Connor, was that a problem? We're doing that in the bathroom now? Like, is that fast? What's that? Boner now with the chick's real quick.
Starting point is 01:24:41 Yeah, I wouldn't know. I'm a man. And then also this last thing. I've heard that about four times. I'm like, that's what it's at now. Do you quick. Yeah I wouldn't know. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, Wrap it up so we Hunter did a voice note tweet Conner always does ain't deleted murder murder everybody out scousers on the golly This some this the most UK shit I've ever read Scousers on the golly Self-sabtouch man, yeah, like he can't do nothing clean. It's got to be like thank you so much
Starting point is 01:25:22 I love all of you. It's a messy. That gave me an opportunity to fight here today. Fuck you, fuck you. Oh, like he goes like, he's like, he's got that, like, that's what he can be turned. He's got to square. Yeah. He's leveled house someone like, we ain't going to bars.
Starting point is 01:25:37 I was gonna say. He doesn't work out. I was gonna say, I know you're whiskey. No good culture from going out and hanging out with a group here. Invite your boys to your house. We don't need to be dealing with all this. That's right right. They know but he just don't have a good team around him Yeah, and he's paying out the ass of these Happens also at night and let's do in the day, but I hear you yeah, see we sound like grown-in we do next we do
Starting point is 01:25:58 This this woman used to be an escort and she said that that you know the Gilgomer The Gilgomer dude, that killed the- He's got that serial killer in Long Island. You're about to say no. He killed four women and then he couldn't forget who did it, it was 10 years ago. They just caught his ass. Look at this serial killer.
Starting point is 01:26:13 Giant man too, a giant. Eyes are way too close together for me, but either way. He's got nice eyes. He's got serial killer. What, what, what, what, what, what, okay, I'm out. Tell me what's up. So they just caught him.
Starting point is 01:26:23 They found a bunch of body parts, strut, no bodies. Actually body parts, that's good. And bodies, 10'm out. Tell me what's up. Bring me up. So they just caught him. They found a bunch of body parts. Strute bodies. Actually body parts. And bodies. Yes, but body parts too. He was dismembering them. And they were strewn out. And they couldn't find it, but they knew he was sadistic
Starting point is 01:26:34 because he called the sister of one of the girls. And they were escorts. And he taunted her for a long time. Maybe we could get off on it. They couldn't catch him. And they knew he's coming. And they find out he owns an architecture and consulting firm in Manhattan, wealthy, family man.
Starting point is 01:26:49 You can't even. Kids wife, the whole thing. This is a psychosycho serial killer. When she traveled, his wife would travel a lot. So when she would travel, he would be up to his business. Now they only know a four. They think they, I think it's up to 10 or 15. How did they catch him?
Starting point is 01:27:02 That's always that way. DNA. They found his sisters here on some of the bodies, and then they suspected he was a suspect, so they wanted to see if the DNA matched, and he ate a pizza and threw it away, and they took the DNA from the pizza. God is ass, 10 years later.
Starting point is 01:27:17 God, I'm up here. God, I'm up here. DNA, man. So they didn't give up pizza. No, they don't give up. They don't give up. Not those things. It's their race pizza pizza.
Starting point is 01:27:25 The FBI wants to get time. Let me see what she's going to ask her. So she used to be an ass court that I think she she could what I did with them. She went on to date with them. And then so she said that during the date he would say like do you like true crime? Like he was super into it and then did you hear about the
Starting point is 01:27:37 Gilgome murderers? He was saying this 10 years ago. Something me. That's me bitch. Yeah. True crime. That's cool. That's the fuck. Yeah're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure.
Starting point is 01:27:46 You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure.
Starting point is 01:27:54 You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure.
Starting point is 01:28:02 You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. You're not sure. people were involved, like she knew other people were involved, like she doesn't think that he was the only killer, like he's protecting other people. Oh man, we should listen to this escort. She looks, she looks, I'll play a little bit for you guys, it's three minutes long. Wait. Hey, so you all asked for my story time about my date with Red Sucurman, the Gila Lovies Killer, I don't even know how to get into this, it's crazy anyway, so let's just have out of it. So I don't really know where to get into this, it's crazy to me. So, let's just have out it.
Starting point is 01:28:25 So I don't really know where to totally begin with this. It was anywhere from 2014 to 2016. Part of me thinks that I should go to the gods and talk to them because he did say information that like wasn't led out to the public. And honestly, that's what we do, we look to date because I knew we saw watching news and I was following this case. So anyway, we went, we met at a place in Port Jeff, a seafood place, and I kind of had a bad feeling at the beginning of it, but I don't always dress like I was young and
Starting point is 01:28:58 dumb, so I went. We sat down, we had normal talk, what do you do, what are your hobbies, we had a drink, nothing big. And then he brought up true crime. I was like, are you a true crime man? And I was like, actually, I could probably tell you more about this. Long story, huh? Who got shot anyway? And what do you know about the hero of each killer?
Starting point is 01:29:20 And I was like, of course, everybody on the island was, we're all following in that case. And he started saying things that, first of all, let me do the way that was not just him, there were other people involved. He was taking the fall though, I think four of them, and I think he helped, because I did. No, he's the killer. Yeah, there's burner phones with the traces, but I always act along, they're nothing.
Starting point is 01:29:44 I mean, that's what she says. She's on you, you know. She doesn't, that's what she says. She's on here. You know, she doesn't say that, right? And that date sounds super boring. It's strange angle, she's doing, I don't know what she's doing. And also, he asked her to go back to her place and then he was like, no, don't take your car, or leave your car here.
Starting point is 01:29:54 I gotta take my car to a restaurant. So she eventually was like, now I'm not gonna go to your place, because he wanted to take her in his car. Yeah, he would have killed her. Yeah, he would probably go. She's brought to be a hologram. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 01:30:08 Brooke. Good choice, lady. Bad people. Here's another word thing. So this is him, my hero, if you remember, he went to the same high school, I guess, with Alec Baldwin and Billy Baldwin. Damn.
Starting point is 01:30:18 Two killers. Oh, come on. Oh, from Long Island. Let's kill her. Damn, it way killing it. Damn. Do you guys want to talk about this real quick? No, I don't want to give this stupid girl credit for her.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Oh, he was at, what's that down there? He just had a very tough, yeah. Who's offended by this? Who's a fendin' fight? This is a tough fight. This is a tough fight. Do you want to tell X comes out, she wait to have to have the baby, you should know he was so controlling. I went through it and I'm like, dude, just had bounce. Let's this time. Do you want to tell X comes out she wait to have to add the baby? She like you should know he was so controlling. I went through it
Starting point is 01:30:47 And I'm like, dude, just had bounce back. Let me see her. She was a surfer. She's not that she's she's an influencer Well, I'm saying she likes to surf. Yeah, I like to fly guys But so what do you say and I like to fly guys? But like she posts it's like like is this what's a cancel? Don't a hill It's not like did you just have boundaries like can you not show your ass in the pit? You can't hang out dudes and surf all the time. And he said if you can't, then we're not supposed to be like this. And you're like, he was in like, you have to do it. He's like, here's my boundaries.
Starting point is 01:31:16 This is what you don't fuck with it. Let me know. I feel like she's been a call. Why is she out in the man? Like she said, it's for her healing process. She has to do. Look, it's a game where followers. I don't know. He went inside in with her. God. She's awful Like a little like and you just have some class and keep it to yourself work it out
Starting point is 01:31:38 Fucking oh you have to keep you have to get it put it out to the world for your That's the problem then also it seems like a nice guy And I'm not the right part before you can't do this stuff and hopefully if these things bring you a place of happiness I support it no hard feelings, but that's't do this stuff. And hopefully if these things bring you a place of happiness, I support it, no hard feelings, but that's my balance. I think a good guy, man. It seems pretty legit. It's a great person. Yeah, and she's my brother.
Starting point is 01:31:51 I don't want my girl with a ass out. What's the problem? She's like right down the middle. Yeah. Terrible person. She's smart. She's one to be famous. She wants to keep.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Yeah, you better not join the hell. You're better than that, gentlemen. But he got a pregnant? No. He's with another girl, he can just have a baby and then she does, it comes out with it. She has to be like she's trying to get more followers, get a surfboard or something, shit.
Starting point is 01:32:13 I don't know. She sucks, man. So, he era. There you go. How sick, Brady. Next, the widest number. What we got. Let's go with.
Starting point is 01:32:21 Cloud chasing. For sure, man. This was a video of a US US soldier trying to cross the boundaries into North Korea while laughing Why was he trying to get North to Korea? Oh, that's smart. That's a great place The onlooker's thought at first. It was like a Joker like a TikTok or something dumb bad take-dunk idea Yeah, apparently. I don't know. he's just does he just get him the Fuck out here Seems like things could go wrong over there
Starting point is 01:32:51 Did I have a picture of him running here? Is that a video North Korea? I have a sense of you. No, I guess there's no video All right, well, so They take him out US Army soldier defected to Korea, our North Korea, and yelled, ha ha ha. So I guess he wants to live in North Korea, enjoy that shit. Enjoy president. What's in his ramen over there for me? The man is good place, when he got nice bees.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Robbing could get him out, man. So there's a flight that was supposed to go from, I think, a Vegas to Atlanta, right? And then, so it was just still on the tarmac and they're saying there's something, there's some issues going on, so just stay in, if you leave the plane, then you're not gonna get a flight out
Starting point is 01:33:33 for another like few days, so you have to stay on the tarmac. People stay at home for about four hours. The multiple people had to get wheel-chared out. They used them last and, yeah, no AC. Do you hear how hot it was in the Persian Gulf of the airport. Do you have this? 150 degree 152 degrees and that's that's too hot for humans We're in the Persian Gulf right in right in I think
Starting point is 01:33:56 Oh man, I'm gonna go there It's a major area kids there, but it's a major. It's a major area. It's a major. But it's a major. It's a major. There's nothing moving at 150, too. You can't, you're body can't, right? The body can't regulate in that heat. So you, you, you animals die. Nothing can live really.
Starting point is 01:34:15 I mean, that's, that's the point where you can't, this sweat doesn't evaporate. You just, I thought death, death value, death value was 130. Yeah, it was, I think it was, two, one. 150, two, one. I think it's the hottest ever recorded on planet Earth. And that was this past weekend. Very, that global warming shit is right. So just to put a button on this,
Starting point is 01:34:34 eventually the flight regardless couldn't go anyway, so they had to leave the plane and get rebooked the next day. The next day it was canceled again. So at least sure. I bet don't again, free peanuts. The customer service on airlines, they don't give it. They fuck. You're like, I'm was canceled again. So not at least, you're good. I bet Delta game free peanuts. The customer service on airlines, they don't give it. Fuck. You're like, I'm never flying again.
Starting point is 01:34:49 Oh my God, you're not going to Hawaii on your with your family. Okay, here what we're gonna do. We're gonna give you a 200 dollar credit. We're gonna be a voucher for food drinks. Yeah, thanks. We'll give you a couple of drinks and maybe a chick full a gift card. Just, they, they, they food drinks, yeah, yeah, we'll give you we'll give you a couple of drinks and Maybe a chick full a give part
Starting point is 01:35:09 There's nothing in doing you're like I'm never flying Delta. They go cool, bitch. We already got 10 other people waiting knocks it sucks Yeah, this is 111 14 degrees not 150, but that's still terrible 14 degrees, not 150, but that's still terrible in an airplane. It's so hard to get in a group of cars. Where you see people. How hot is it when I bring my comedy, you know what I mean? So we talked about this on the last episode. Oh yeah, what is going on with this?
Starting point is 01:35:30 Exactly, call him a fake. Well, they still don't know, they're still investigating it, but they've like asked many people, have you seen a baby, a toddler, all the drivers on the, you know, the highway, as many people as possible? No one saw any evidence of a baby. Also, they found in her car, like she went to a target beforehand, right to get some snacks,
Starting point is 01:35:48 and they should went to a restaurant to get food. And then when they checked the car, there was no more snacks or food, but she left her iPhone watch, or sorry, the eye watch and like her iPhone and her purse or something. It's very weird. Her parents are saying that she got kidnapped,
Starting point is 01:36:03 and she had to fight for her life. Yeah. I don't know. Target's a weird place stop for snacks too. That's not really a place stop of snacks. They got them. That's right. It's not a big match. It won't stop in Tariya for just snacks. You get things at night man, don't you? Stop f**king the gas station. Yeah, 7-Eleven. Tariya? They're a Tariya tournament. Yeah. There's one right up the drawer. What was I going to make you want to make up a story like that? There was like a thing that there's a reward offer, you know, people that can find her, it went up to like $68,000. That's the only thing I can think of, but I don't think they made the award thing, the reward
Starting point is 01:36:37 thing. I'm sorry, reward. Yeah, I don't know what happened. What is this? Um, so this tennis player, this is a, I don't know how important this matches, but she's like the No, number 22 this blue the best of this person. That's a lot. That's a lot. So she's yeah, so this Chinese person is World's number 22 and then she was tied with this Hungarian player 5 5 and then I'll show you this real quick
Starting point is 01:37:01 So this she heard you want to serve and it hits the line, right? So, her doing a serve and it hits the line, right? I thought it was good. So the commentators think it's good. But the empire said it wasn't good. So she said, let's look at the line. Let's see where it hit the thing. It's a small tournament. No, it is right. So there's a stain right there, right? And then this is her opponent.
Starting point is 01:37:22 She kicks off the smudge mark so you can't investigate anymore. Before they come over. Before the officials can come over. That's the opponent did the violation. Yeah. Can't want to do the killer. They tell the story and gets exciting to kill her. They just come to bitch out. They didn't stop the bitch out. But so apparently she this girl retired man later with a panic attack. Yeah, it is don't the bitch up but so apparently she this girl retired man later with a panic Yeah, what the panic she said she had some mental issues or mental health But now watch ten is now they have like a like Yeah, they did a thing. I think that's like that like the upper levels of this. I don't think they have that I'm bootabit No, I'm but yeah, but like yeah, there's plenty of tennis stars are condemning the other player for For that one is that's like such a bullshit
Starting point is 01:38:06 Yes, poor Another girl retired. It's kind of getting a stop playing chip. She's kind of like what happened I'm tired She's also like to boot a path through the Right, yeah So this is just a we already know that Francis and Gano is fighting Tyson Fury in a boxing match, but then apparently there's a rematch clause. Only if Tyson Fury, oh sorry, yeah only if Tyson Fury loses.
Starting point is 01:38:31 Loses, yeah. Yeah. Francis, still up in the air. Yeah. And that was on air last night. This time should be though. Well, Bill. Great to see you.
Starting point is 01:38:41 So about the tennis world. We did very well. Hey, people talk tennis. Yeah, I like tennis. Yeah, I like tennis. I to see you. What about the tennis world? We did very well. Hey, people talk tennis. You like tennis? Yeah, I like tennis. You know, you guys, I like that, you know, they caught the guy. They're serial killer?
Starting point is 01:38:54 Yeah. We don't need serial killers out here. No. They're 66 active ones right now, man. Active? Active. Getting busy. That's what they say.
Starting point is 01:39:03 That's what they say. But we don't get them cool names anymore. And they're always normal, like surprisingly normal. That's what they say. That's what they say, but we don't get them cool names anymore And they're always normal like surprisingly normal regular man Well, you lived with his mom. He was really quiet. He kept to himself. It's always he never bothered anybody There's a trailer of a movie. I know He's on love so I allowed to promote it Am I or maybe not how good was Wesley Stifes in that Kevin Hart series on Netflix? Oh my god He was good Story that was a great yo that was a good
Starting point is 01:39:34 Wesley Snipes how that didn't get more attention. I have no What he's cool shit to right? Told me which is a bizarre bizarre fact His character blazed, saved Marvel. Really? Marvel was on the way down. Especially at that time, you held your...
Starting point is 01:39:52 Marvel was on the way down, and they didn't know that the blade would work. Blade pulled the Marvel out the ground. To what it is now, man. Wow. I didn't even know Blake was a Marvel comic. Did you know me? I didn't know it was a Marvel comic.
Starting point is 01:40:10 He spent three years in jail or something, right? Is that how long? I think he liked it too. It's a long time. Any pay. Any pay. And he still had to go to jail. And he's got money now.
Starting point is 01:40:21 Yeah, yeah, he's cool. But I'm saying like, he said, he's a good guy, man. I just like, dude, I paid him like he said he's a good guy man I just like do that pay them they knew what was going on But they just want to make an example Wow now Wesley's a guy came up through he came up through the New York acting program Like he's a trained Fesbee real deal like he can dance He's a good actor martial art too long food. What is he's got it all? So what do you guys do now? I go home guys I go home. Yeah, I go work out then I go home Yeah, I do a 20-minute thing with 65-year-olds
Starting point is 01:40:52 Strong man in a parking lot. Okay. It's just body maintenance. So what he just throws you around Just do different like circuit stuff someone now do deadless pull-ups dips whatever Might I never know it sucks So he just it's a tough 20 minutes. It's only 20. Yeah, but it's a bitch like he look Jack the word is working Thank you, man. I'm very Jack now, but it but that's that's it That's it even if you wanted to put on muscle and really get serious. He'd work. Yeah 20 minutes 25 minutes But the way he does it you, it's like that crossfit stuff, but he doesn't leave him crossfit because he get injured.
Starting point is 01:41:27 But like the way he does it is, is, I'm, I'm, I'm, Bill, you're, in August, you're in Denver, improv comedy theater, where's that at? I'm Denver. Uh, you know, August, we're in my now, I, where is, because you're in helium, St. Louis, helium coming up July 27th to the 29th.
Starting point is 01:41:43 In-proven Denver? Denver in-proven comedy theater. No, yeah, they, yeah, it'sth. Is improv at Denver? Denver improv comedy theater. No, yeah, they, yeah. It's a new one. It's a Denver improv, yeah. Because they got, you know, the other one they have is called comedy works. Yeah, I just did that.
Starting point is 01:41:52 I think, yeah, yeah. You've done comedy works. You've done comedy works? I haven't done, I haven't done comedy works in about 10 years. I did it when I was on, the last time I did it, I was hosting last coming standing up damn I think that was 2007 so you do my theater. That's the theater. Yeah, yeah, that's a comedy I got a couple theaters in there like um
Starting point is 01:42:13 Go down chin roll up roll up so that that's August September and October I got some theaters in there. I love it. I'm doing that. I'm doing that peacock theater here. Oh I love it man. I'm doing that. I'm doing that peacock theater here. Oh Raleigh. Hey, yo cap city. Be fun. Cap City. I'm gonna be there August 3rd 4th 5th Excited that's a nice room. I'm levity line. Yes, I've never done it. Well, West Nye. I get that too Yeah, you like it. It's just beautiful the way they got it set up is really nice. Yeah, I've heard your things a Columbus is set up nice Yep, I'm Thomas. Yeah, I'm Clems. Yeah, I'm there now. Yeah, you know what I just did. That's a really nice room that you guys would like Milwaukee
Starting point is 01:42:56 No, bro, bro, when's that thing? It's been it's been almost two years. No, it's no If you do something reopening is right. Oh, it's great. Yeah, it's great. Oh, it might No, I think. I think they're here. If you don't need to open it, it's great. It's great. It might be the best empire. I'm not. Did you open that club? Yeah. Okay, because I was right behind you.
Starting point is 01:43:12 So it's been two. It's one of the first ones, but that club is dope. No. It's, yeah, I walked down like in Milwaukee. What do we do? Yeah, man. That's a good food. The food's dope.
Starting point is 01:43:23 It looks like a theater. It's a big room. Staff is good. Stressed factory. New PRONSWING NIRGERS. Walkies are sleeping for men. Huh? Vinny.
Starting point is 01:43:31 You're Vinny Brand. Yeah. Love Vinny. So this right here is a big show on October 8th. Oh, that Atlantic City County Festival. Bruce Bruce Savage. CrossFit Savage. I can go from South Carolina to Philly.
Starting point is 01:43:44 Bro. Oh, no, how am I gonna do that all that travel that's a big That's a big you get tired of the travel cuz I do yeah, but not like I'd like I try to take off a little bit like You don't you don't with us? You done yeah, it's over. Oh, it's okay. Yeah sign out sign out or no. Yeah. Oh, yeah, who had done Bill Bell made everybody He's a gentleman go see him. You're the best man That's my time man You walk off like Biden

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