The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen ask, Did You Have Fun Though? | TFATK Ep. 871

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

The guys talk the meaning of Presidents Day, Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury, Theo Von at Brendan's son's birthday party, Gordon Ryan on Food Truck Diaries, viral weight lifter Joey Swoll calling out rude gym people, Bryan and Brendan debate their bad teeth and much more! Morgan & Morgan - https://morganufc.com/FIGHTER or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.

Yes we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. This is really the fighter in the kid. Come on, man.

It's President's Day. It's President's Day. It's President's Day. It's President's Day. Now, real quick, for $10, can you tell me what President's Day is? Because I can't. And I'm a history guy. Yes, where you honor all the presidents

of the United States. Okay. And you eat their favorite meals. This is good. So like for Trump out of Diet Coke and three hot dogs. Good, I like this. For Biden, I had soup. Yeah.

For my soup. Yeah. And Graham crackers. Right, this is great. And then for John F.K., I got some hoes. This is hoes. House for breakfast. Can you look up what president says here's where I'm gonna say yeah What are we I'm gonna say president's day is the day we honor our presence. I said that that's all I know And I think I'm wrong. Let's see what president's days. Hold on. Let me just guess. Let me let me think what would be

It's acknowledging the president. We're taking we're taking it's a national holiday meaning yeah meaning go back to the president. I want to guess first right now. Yeah we're honoring our our the our great leaders. It's just like when there used to be Columbus Day till the woke ticket with Columbus Day it was just like yeah you're acknowledging you're getting the day off because he discovered Chris Columbus came to this country gave the Native American smallpox and Yes, and and other diseases and dirty blankets to us. Yes What was watching this birthday is US federal holiday that okay I should know that celebrate on the third Monday of February in honor of George Washington the first president of the United States Increasing the holidays becoming occasion to celebrate the birthdays of both President George Washington

and Abraham Lincoln. So I was completely wrong. So it's just to honor those two presidents? Yeah, but I have no excuse. I'm 56 and I'm a loud mouth when it comes to all things history. And I didn't know that face-to-face. I didn't know what school covers that. I don't think so.

You know why? Because it doesn't matter. No. I mean, but George Washington, have you ever heard the story about how George Washington I don't think so. You know why? Because it doesn't matter. No. But George Washington, have you ever heard the story about how George Washington saved the Republic? This is actually a good time. Have you told me, cut down a cherry tree?

So he was very formal and he always actually wanted to be an actor. People don't realize. He was very theatrical and an air for the theatrics. I got on my knees and I prayed to our creator that we would prevail over the British. He would tell these, he had these, he worked about his speeches were very great. He was very great. He was very great. Yeah. So, there was the military after the Revolutionary War was not getting paid. They were way back on their wages because the fledgling government in Washington, D.C.

couldn't get out of their way and they were fighting among each other and everything else the way the founding fathers wanted. It was disunity, it was moving very slowly. They were like cobbling over whether these guys should get this much money. But these soldiers, including the bat brass, were fucking owed a lot of money.

They didn't have any money to feed their families They were like, what is this shit? I just fall for my country. You fucking out civilians figure it out So they so they decide you know what we'll figure this out This is what military people do. Let's get our guns. Let's go to the fucking capital Let's go to the capital and let's go and fucking they still the Capitol and let's go and fucking they still don't do it. House they go no they were going to go they were going to go down to DC into Congress where Congress was deliberating and we're going to go we're going to go speed things up because when we show up with our guns what we'll just show

them how it's done in other words they were talking about a coup coup d'état okay a coup d'état means a coup take over the state it does the state that's a French thing from the French up the revolution. Look up coup d'état Whenever they say So George Washington gets word of this he gets word of this a sudden violent unlawful seizure of power from the government A military coup d'état. No, you said that's when storm in the capital was to right? Well, there's always been this edition. There's always been the spirit in the American air so George Washington finds out that now this is different. These were people. Those were civilians on January 6th

This was the military. Yeah, they decided a bunch of guys like Annie Stomff and Tim Kennedy We're in trouble now is this when one real quick, just a caveat, is this George Washington before after he had those slave teeth, but it would be after, sir. Okay, I'm just trying to paint the whole man. Pain the picture. Yeah. Okay, he has the high white socks and slave teeth.

Karen, you got the visual? Yeah, I love it. So, he finds out where they're all kind of plotting to do this. Washington shows up now. Now Washington was even back then. He was the man everyone stopped to listen to. And he was always known for the guy when the house is on fire, he'll be the commas motherfucker in the room.

He's daddy. He was daddy. He was the sober voice Yep, and he was disciplined about that like if you ever like somebody shook his hand and clasped it with the other hand He looked at him like Excuse me. There's a formal way to do shit. Yeah, that's not it. Yeah, there's a there that that rigid discipline that that British Slash that was that was everything so He apparently walks up to speak

and he takes out his spectacles and kind of labors them onto his face, his bifocal to read his speech. And he says, forgive me gentlemen, I have grown quite blind in defense of my country. Oh, wow. Meaning nobody had suffered more than that motherfucker. He had suffered right with him. He'd frozen, he'd starved, he'd fought and all that.

So apparently he gives this long speech about how this is how it's supposed to be. This is how government is supposed to be. Slow, plotting. Because if it gets too fast, people take it over. People, it gets too strong. That's the middle ground there, though. I don't know.

How's it going for us? But the bottom line is, the bottom line is, they say that's how he saved the Republic. Remember when George I, in England, who had fought the Revolutionary War, they said we'd like to make you king. They wanted to make George Washington king. I remember this like yesterday. And he said, I did not fight a Revolutionary War they said we'd like to make you king they wanted to make George Washington king I remember this like yesterday and he said I did not fight a revolutionary war so I could be George the second

Yes, I'm a president and I serve at the leisure of the people. I'm glad you remind us of those two I remember this like yesterday. This is why by the way, how many people have turned there? How many people have been like wow Brian's doing history again? again. Like, well, what's she gonna go to another one? We're gonna find another. Well, the Brian Calonshow, I have a lot of obscure academics that nobody's heard about and they zoom in. Hasn't been going very well for me. And they zoom in?

Why would you? First of all, it's bad enough no one knows of them and you're talking to somebody who's heard of them, but be then there's nothing worse than a zoom in. I had a physicist on who was talking about how Plato was right and Einstein was wrong and he was talking in math terms and I couldn't follow any of it. And you're lost.

Now, now that I'm gonna be my dad with me. You haven't fun though? No, I am fun. No, I'm not. That's what my dad says. Yeah, anytime when I'm like, I don't want to do it, he's like, we'll go.

You haven't fun though? Well, see the thing is Brian decided to have a podcast call the Brian Calanchero instead of have comedians on and other things, I'll have academics, you've not heard about it, I'll read their books, okay? And then you get all excited. And then they zoom in and it's a little fuzzy sometimes. Oh no.

Yeah, hey, let me have some. What, I'm fun though? The one thing that Brian's not good at is coming up with a podcast concept and then really going for it I don't know why you don't run through daddy here. I should run it to daddy because I have Because I know you're being nice and you don't look at the numbers, but I looked them in numbers. I don't care about numbers I'm serious. You haven't fun. I Do have fun and someone said that I'm fun though. It's about the journey. It's about the experience

someone said that I'm fun though. So I'm about that. It's about the journey. It's about the experience. You know, I know, but I flew to Apple Tim was constant on a red eye. Root spent two years writing a script. Didn't sell it. Jeff, fun though.

What did you learn? A good experience. You can't eat the experience. You can't eat my kids. I've lost 15 pounds of psoriasis. That fun though. That fun. You're fun?

I had a blast in Naples though. Oh, tell me about that. You know, I got a lot of time. I had a blast in Naples though. Oh, tell me about that. You know, I got a, I got a, I got a, we take a little break, be, so take a break and talk about accents we've been in and then also give our dates, because listen, I get a busy week. I'm at the commister Wednesday, Thursday Bakers Field,

the 30 take a self, one show, beautiful Bakers Field. One night only Bakers Field, and then passing the ice house is back, dude, you know this. Yeah, and they re, we did it. They re-did it, put a lot of money into it. You know this? Yeah, they redid it. They redid it. A lot of money into it. The Lakers now own it. All right?

So ice house, yeah. The bus family owns the ice house now. They redid it. Your boy is there, Shob and friends, the first one. And it's me Trevor Wallace, Adam Ray, that Saturday night 10 p.m. show, that thing's almost sold out. The VIP take story sold out.

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Gustavo Gustavo, his partner in crime. I love those fucking guys. And then did you, did you meet the giant of talent gap? There's a talent and he's 6'8. His grandfather was the heavyweight champion of the world. I did not meet him. Oh, I'm sure he was there. Are you talking about, you talking about, Hey, the only giant in all of Nate.

Shape head? Sure. I think father times his part, but we're both sure. Okay, older guy. Older guy. No, I did not meet him. I mean, literally 6'8. I did not.

Hands, the biggest dick beaters you've ever seen. Really? And then he was doing this to me. He's like, older guy. Older guy. No, I did not mean that. I mean, literally 6'8". I did not mean that. Hands of the biggest dick beaters you've ever seen. Really? And then he was doing this to me. He's like, my grandfather, I'm like, who's your grandfather? And we looked him up and he holy shit. Most knockouts ever at Heavyweight 72. What? He was 6'8, 6'9, like, the 20s.

Like, yeah, no shitty, didn't let him. Where you're fighting? He was just, and he goes, he was never gonna box him, but if he landed it, you were, that would make sense. That would make sense. Okay, he's fighting white dudes with 130 pounds. Yeah.

But the food we had that was stupid. It was stupid. But it's for my diet, you know, I'm on carnivores. So you talk about the frickin' tea bones, the fillets, and then we're there every night. I'm there for lunch, dinner, everything at night. And then he won't let us pay, drives me nuts. And then the next day he goes,

Hey, I'm thinking for your last night here, I'm thinking like burgers I went, oh, oh, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's fine, burgers are cool. I used to skimp in a little bit though, right? And burgers and he goes, no, no, dude, trust me. Yeah. Bro, he brought it out and he's like, I brought the bun, you should have a bun,

I know because you're skinning your stripes, but it's the best thing. That's burger you've ever had. No, forget burgers. It's the best thing I's ever touched these large lips that I got from my daddy. They are, I couldn't talk. Yeah, I believe you.

There goes, come on, what are we doing? Come on. Yeah, and the whiskey, he had there too. Well, he'll open up some wines. When last day I was there, well, when I think of Naples now and I think of off the hook comedy club, I just think about Eric.

And the job of, and that restaurant. Listen, I'm never not there. I love Naples now and I think of off the hook comedy club. I just think about Eric and the top of that restaurant. Listen, I'm never not there. I love Naples. They've had a resurgence and they're doing their thing. It used to be a tough club back in the day now. It's different, right? They've had Bill Bertha run white you. It's a different handle now.

But that, the club's fine. Club's great. Captain Brian, they're great. But I don't know if I would be at Naples if I didn't meet Eric, I wouldn't go back. Although I love Naples. I could live in Naples. The only problem is, now it's a booming, right?

All the people from New York are moving down. There's a lot of booming. Some money. Property value, stupid. Some money. 60 million dollars. Some money. Some money.

60 million. It's 65 million dollars. My skin does great in the weather. I can breathe finally there. The hurricanes are being an issue, right? Once a year you get a bad hurricane. You need a boat, you need a boat, because you gotta have a boat on hand.

But the houses, you hit a button, they come with things to protect it. If it's close to the beach, so you can figure that out. My problem is, is it's whatever, I'm not an agent, but there's so many old people. It'll make you sad. Yeah, like me my brother any restaurant walked into I was like holy shit I'm waiting for a matinee. I mean yeah, they have one foot in the grave Everywhere you go it'll bum you out like good for you. Yeah, but also you're making me sad couldn't be more Republican

Couldn't be more which is why things are run so well. Yeah, which is why they have say the streets are super clean which is why things are run so well. Yeah, which is why they have say the streets are super clean. Yes, there's there's literally I was talking to a cop and he's like I came from Pueblo, Colorado. Yeah, the battery of Pueblo is hoody and they have biker gangs and all the cartel

trafficking drugs up there, awful, awful city. And he goes, yeah, I transferred from Pueblo to here. I'm like, oh, shit, and I go, dude, where the homeless thing is. He takes this thing, how long have you been in here? Six months he was, shit, how you mentioned, I didn't even think about it. There's two, he was in I know, Dave and Ryan, dude.

I was like, how's it going with this? Nice guys. I was like, are they like legit homeless? He's like, yeah, I was like, there's lost their money in crypto or something, does that be homeless? Or it's going on and he's like, I don't know, nice guys. He's like, they're not drug addicts. That They're just whining. You gotta have a couple hobos

They're just too. It's what I call hobos, but they're not on the main parts like you know You know down a nice like San Vicente of Bretwood. They're homeless. They're like standing to the bridges Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah Yeah, that's that's I know it's not compassionate, but it's a little bit better when you don't have needles everywhere because you know like Portland and Seattle they've ruined those cities in San Francisco amazing compassion And San Francisco is that going for them. Yeah, it's going great. Oh, yeah, everybody leaves I could live in Neville. I was telling that to jam like I could live here. It's just you get rid of some of the olds, you know Well, they they are on a, they are on a rotating belt,

and that's gonna be you and I, I hope someday, buddy. Yeah, when you're older, getting for coffee. Yeah, yeah. Nothing to do. I don't know why I say you and I, although my biological age, I just had this whole fucking insane checkup.

What did they tell you? Insane checkup. Yeah. And I got some issues, I got some. Did they tell you you're gonna die? They tell you you're gonna die at 44. Colest got some issues. Did they tell you you're going to die? They tell you you're going to die at 44 cholesterol. High. I'm 50. My 56 my biological age and I don't they you don't put too much strength in this,

but you if you look at all the markers, you're on the way. Apparently I'm 45. Yeah, not bad. Not young, but not young. Not even say like 27. No, no, no, my leg. Let's do only 50. Can stop from. Souchrooms. Good. Propecia though. Are you back on it?

No. No, not, because that'll tend to raise your estrogen. You always go off it on it. Yeah, that's gonna go bald and doesn't care because you can give this testosterone high. Yeah, I'd rather have testosterone than here. Dude, by a wig and get this, that dick still pops. I don't know how long I've told you this.

That is dick pops. That's never been a problem for me. I'd rather have a good dick than good hair. Yes, 100% all day a hundred percent Also, you want your test house from high? Yeah, as soon as you test us runs you're I was hoping it was I hope my test was low So I get on test. Yeah, no, it's better. That's high naturally. That's the best gift you got can give you Yep, I was like listen here knows not his thing, but testosterone Here I know you have a giant house

Like when guys got nose and she's like you give me a little bit my nose is give me a little bit extra You know I looked at my entire family my entire extended family Not the best looking people I mean fashion shows you know this though right well. I'm no one's gonna be a model I got I got some of the symmetry. I mean, I'm being fashion shows. You know this though, right? Well, no one's gonna be a model. I got some of the symmetry. I mean, I'm, you know, You're the best looking one.

You could make an argument for the fact that I'm, Oh, I wouldn't that are you in 10, 8? I'm right up there. But, you know, I look at those, I was like, okay. Yeah. It's all right. It's kind of pumped out. It's okay.

Yeah. Some people have beautiful family. Oh, I know, they're just gorgeous. Yeah, well, you come down to go down to a fucking Manhattan beach or go see what those. Oh, you got a certain part. Just D1 families, those professional athletes. Or go to Miami.

Like what the hell was happening here? Fucking Miami man. Dude, how about Tigers birthday? Tigers birthdays tomorrow. But we threw his birthday party yesterday. So I took the red eye and make his birthday party. Freaking, Theo shows up. He's never missed Tiger's birthday.

Theo Bond? Never missed Tiger's birthday. That's... Jesus. That was Kat's ass. Kat's ass. Um, I was Gordon Ryan. There he is.

I can't believe Theo showed up. He's never missed his birthday. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, he's never missed it. That's great. I'm looking at him. Oh, the guy was hit a bit. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, he's never missed it. That's great. I'm looking at him. Oh, the gallon is hit a big hole in the fridge.

Oh, I love the fridge. He's so hilarious. He's a good boy. I bet you, I bet you theo would be a great dad. I told him that. And then you know what's funny is he, how's he doing? He's good.

He's great. He's here and he did shows at the improv, theo and friends, which I could do him, but I was on the road and then he You know the moms are there some hot moms and he's just you know doing this thing They don't know who he is. He's you know feels funny all the time Oh, he's like hey, how's it going? He's like I'm not I'm not like a pedophile. I'm with him I know him. I know he's like I know it. I don't know him But I know his kids and they're like what? Oh, no He just like I know him, I don't know him, but I know his kids and they're like, what? Oh no.

He just like that. Yeah, I'm not with him. I'm not with him, but I know, I'm friends with his kids and that's him. Being a awkward. Yeah, it was so funny though. I was laughing my ass off and they were just like, what the fuck?

You see, I'm not pedophile, man. And they're like, excuse me? I was like, no, he's like, I'd like to get him back to. He's the comment, oh, he's the best. Is he around? He leaves Thursday. Where? Back to Nashville. So he's splitting this time. Oh, he's the best is he around he leaves Thursday where Back to Nashville. So he's splitting this time. Yeah, he still has his studio out here in Nashville March 2nd the 4th

Is he gonna be around then I don't know man. I don't know his goddamn I'm not as a sister What's happening to do something with Michael Chandler, but I think he's doing the He's doing tighter He's doing yeah, he's doing tough. Yeah, how was Gordon Ryan? What's that? What was that one? He's great. Yeah, have I seen you since Gordon? No, I haven't.

No, all right. Well, I just want to know what it was like. He's just such a bad guy. He's such a bad guy. Is he training? Is he still, because he talked on the road? He's not even about me. Well, I'm sorry.

He's the best on the road. He's a huge bass player. Look at this sizing. Go back for it. He's not that big. He looks bigger than you there, but I mean, he's 220 pounds, right? Okay. Yeah, I'm about 30 pounds Ever and that funny. Yeah, what's your piece in Q's here? I look the same there now don't roll with them never right he wanted to and I'll see you'll let me get my schedule all booked

Gordon ride on oh it's Gordon Ryan on Future Darius glass glasses all right now listen But he was talking about on Rogan how he has stomach issues and he's constantly on his life. For a long time. He has like this weird fungus. Yeah, well he had staff. Well staff is another thing.

And then they're the answer out of the kill. Well it's that, but then there's like his weird rare fungus. So how do you get rid of that? He's constantly has to live with it. So what they tell him that was their way to get. No, he takes this medication, but it's just something he's gonna have to do with it. So what, what they tell him those are, are we to get? No, he, he takes his medication, but it's just something he's gonna have to do with the rest of his life.

What? It stays in his body, no matter what. Yeah, such a good, so that, that's how good he is. So he's fighting not only against the best just two guys in the world, but also his own body. He's never 100%. He's always around 80, 85% and he says,

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Great dude. Strong mind. Great, great. Yeah, what is that? Would you tell me this where maybe this Jamie Foxx talking about? If you have, if you think you have problems, you look at other people that have all this, everything's going great for them.

If you put all your, their problems, if they put their problems on the floor, you put your problems on the floor, you might take all your problems around the fuck home, run the fuck out of there. You never know, everybody's struggling with something. Oh yeah, everybody. In their own way.

Fuck. That's one of the worst things though. He's constantly not just sitting on the show because he has to eat kind of like I do, but then he ordered a cheeseburger and we do it. I had anxiety. I texted him the next morning at 4 AM, I was like, hey, how you feeling? So I'm fine, dude. This is new medication we can eat regular food now.

Cause usually you have to be very careful with each cause it's stomach. The kids are fucking savage man. Such a nice guy. Such a nice dude. Wow. All right guys, that's our time. We'll see you later.

You got Jake Paul and Tommy Fury fighting Sunday. Yeah, that's what we're doing with Cabas. Fight companion. That's his Sunday. Yeah, that's what you want to tell us fight campan. That's this Sunday 11 a.m. Damn I'll be in Edmonton, but I'm coming back. I could have made it if I had been smart Your thoughts on Tommy Fury easy fight for Jake the perfect matchup easy fight Yeah, if you've seen Tommy fight before it's a tough Really? There's a reason why Jake's been chasing him around the freaking continent.

How long has Tommy for even fighting? Uh, he has eight fights. So there's two more fights than Jake. He's undefeated. The record of his first five or four opponents is what is it? It's, uh, it's, it's 12 and 150. Yeah. Horrible. He thought a guy who was, who was like five and a hundred. Yes. Embarrassed. It's so bad. Yeah, horrible. He found a guy who was who was like five in a hundred. Yes, embarrassing. It's so bad. Good looking kid. Yeah, great looking kid. I don't think he's still doing it. I don't know what that means, Brian, but he's doing what? I guess he's

breathing. Yeah, he's putting on his gloves and in the ring. Yeah, who gives a fun? Did he have fun though? Did you have fun though? Did you have fun though? Did you have fun though? I think it knocked out by no guarantee. Did you have fun though? I did it. Absolutely not. Yeah, but good experience. Get it right.

Life lessons. And that's fun. That's fun. There's always a lot of fun. When you look back on it, it'll be fun. It'll be fun for you. Right? No, but you know, he, he, it's a perfect

style matchup for Jake. He struggles with like power punchers to dirty box and it's Jake all day. He has good footwork and good fundamentals, but Jake get eat him alive. I think Jake gets a, gets a matter under four. Really? Yeah, and that's taught me to size the run.

Okay. I don't know, I haven't seen him. It's a great matchup for Jake. Yeah. Like he struggled against guy who had named T-Rex. He's this MMA fighter with small arms. You know, not the highest level fighter. And that guy, I want to decision with. Hold on. And he's struggling. Is that a real thing? Are you fucking around? I gave him the name, man. T-Rex. He's so

arms. I see, I see, I see. Anthony Taylor is a badass and he went to decision with him. And I think the most he's fought is five rounds. Like Jake's done eight rounds with Amish and Silva even though he's a power punch Or he's just cardio so it's by eight rounds eight rounds Yes, and Jake Jake goes. Yeah, and he dirty. He gets dirty like he's gonna flock Tommy Furrier My son so you know I teach my son boxing and I watch tutorials so much fun sure my favorite thing to do is yeah Your YouTube coach on YouTube. Yeah Most dads are though. Yeah, but I you know. I'm YouTube coach. Most dads are though. Yeah, but I, you know, I know a couple things.

Teach them how to kick, you know, stuff like that. And it's always a struggle, because he's just like, oh, come on dad, but he's getting really good. He's throwing his hands. He's just getting good. He's like learning how to move his body. And then he sees somebody who doesn't know how to do that.

And he's like, damn, I go, you're better than he is. My these two adults, friends of mine came in. I don't have a box in there. I was holding this for them. You know, you know, you don't like that. And he's like, damn, I go, you're better than he is. Might these two adults, friends of mine came in. I don't have a box in there. I was holding this for them. You know, you know, you're better than he is. He is, you know. And it was funny because he was on the scooter. I was letting him drive up and down my driveway.

And these two kind of older kids. Like a razor scooter? Yeah. But no, it was one of those electric ones. But yeah. So these two kind was one of those electric ones, but yeah. So these two kind of older kids, you know, kind of ruffians in the name. It's Manhattan, the older, yeah.

They kind of, they got on their bikes, and they ride it, and my son kind of almost gets, he kind of goes, whoa, no, like that, because he saw them, he's kind of, he gets scared. And the kid goes, fuck you. Oh, wow. And he kid goes, fuck you. Oh wow. And he keeps going. Jesus Christ.

Him, my son goes, that kid just said, fuck you to me. They're bigger. I don't know. You say, get on that mo pad. And I said, I said, and kill him. Right, I said, I said, yeah, he did. And he goes, well, why do you do that?

I, it was for the first time he was like, but I was having such a nice day and he was just mean to me and I scared him. I made him sad. Welcome to the internet. Yeah, her I was having such a nice day and he was just mean to me and scared him. It made him sad. Welcome to the internet. Yeah, her feelings. That's a bummer. And I put no, but I went.

But then he was like, well, they're just going off. He goes, I hate them. I go take it easy. Don't get them. And all of a sudden, yeah, I'll sudden he goes, he goes, he goes, well they're bigger, but I want to punch them in the face.

And I go, well that might be why I'm teaching you how to use your hands. To say how bad do you hate them? Prove it. Prove it to daddy right now. But where you're not eating dinner? He starts fucking hitting the bob, he starts hitting the bag, he starts fucking,

he's like, oh, you didn't chase him down? Oh, well they were already way long gone. They were long gone. But if they live in the neighborhood, they'll see you again. Yeah, that's what I said. Now he's like, he's literally, he's like, he wanted to hit mits again. I'm like, what's going on? How old were these kids though? They were like,

they're old. They're the two grades older. One kids, three grades older. That's a huge difference. Big difference. Bigger. There they see out. They're just me. Your son might get beat up, but do you have fun? Jeff on though. Jeff on. Do you know what? You hit your face, kicked in and you're losing your teeth. You got to taste the real world. Yeah, he's going, oh, I got to build your teeth. You got a taste of the real world. Yeah, he's going Oh, I got to build some ammunition on fortune. That's the real world It's a real talk dude

Well, it's just there's always a threat you can have a great day and somebody can come along just fuck your day Well, you know about that. Jeff. I know fun you work your whole life with a business somebody suits you for no reason That's what yeah, fun. No, you know fun, but with your son. It's uh Yeah is. Jeff Fungal? Yeah, Fungal? But with your son, it's, yeah, it's just, you know, it's the way it goes. The way it goes, probably. It's the way it goes. And the kids at Fungal, things at home are not great, buddy. Correct.

Like he's already losing. Correct. And for him to just lash out and go, fuck you, trust me, that kid is hurting. Well, that's what I said. Yeah, I said something's going on there. That kid's parents suck, buddy. Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah, fuck you. Got our rough kids. Funny, though. Yeah, I said something's going on there. The kid's parents suck, buddy. Yeah, that's all it is. Yeah, fuck you.

Got our rough kids. Funny though. Yeah, I know. I was like, oh man. Do you hear my son, it was like, the kid just said no reason. No reason. I was just going, why do you do that?

He was so confused and then he got angry. You know, he got scared. He got upset because the world sucks. Yeah, and then he got angry. They have to learn the hard way. Then he got angry. Yeah, daddy has a temper. He got angry daddy has a temper You know daddy has temper now. I'm nice. Yeah, then I I

Would switch I'll kill you you should have said you want to see some hurt your feelings. Come read daddy's comments. Oh, yeah Yeah, oh, yeah, I wish fuck you's all we got yeah, that's it right. Yeah We'll get used to it though. Yeah, well, no, it's just the world. That's all right It's fine. Yeah, I mean what do you gonna just the world. That's all right. It's fine Yeah, I mean what are you gonna do? They kids sucks. He's already losing they kids are you lost you don't you don't need to ask me My son is there to fuck you though. So nice you deserve it But I'm just going by I use a little wobbly. Don't be fucking Maybe those crashed into it. Yeah, he's a little wobbly. He was a hay. Sometimes they hate it's got some legitimacy to it

Fuck it, you know, I know with that You don't just another kid. Yeah, sometimes you do it the fuck. Hey, don't be wobbly on your bike, fuck you. On your scooter, fucking wobbly. Don't wobbly me. If you was headed their way, I get it. Sometimes just people, you just wanna be a dick.

Sometimes you're just like, Hey, you're a weak link. You fucking wobbly, tighten up. That's probably what they say. They probably saw a weakness, they're smaller. Yeah. Now my son, now, you know know what made my son a little tougher He's like I can't be that wobbly. He needs to get to man

100% not boxing 100% yeah wrestling I'd like to the rest Yeah, I'm about for him. I'll do just you as I said earlier right wrestling you'll be tough kid got to have you got to have I love you, but you know, I don't know if the talents are made for that world. Well, I was, you were for a while, but I was wrestling, I have that temperament. Yeah, I think I would say I have that temperament.

I was, you know, I don't know if my son, he might be a little sensitive. That's okay, no? Right? Yeah, none of them is made to wrestle. Wrestling is different temperament. It's as tough as you get. I mean, wrestling's a tough game.

I'm like, teaching some lessons. But rather have those skillsets than boxing, you know? I think the reason I respect wrestlers so much is when I was in high school, I went to Dan Gables' camp, I swear, yeah, they just train you, you wanna quote, like, with the Hawkeyes. And I was like, that's the craziest shit.

Like, that D1 shit, that program where they make you run sprints for an hour in the morning and then you're gonna have a bottle. No, remember those are kids, so that's just a taste of it. It's not the real big league. Those, those, the Hawkeyes, they're there at 5'30 in the morning and they're fucking wrestling. And then you wrestle again after that.

Hey, all major division ones working like that. Yes, it's your one number one job. It's all, you major in that. Yeah, that's it. And then again, paid now. Yeah, it's your one number one job. It's all you major in that. Yeah, that's it. And then again, pay now. Yeah, but that's such a different thing like, yeah. That's just, unless you've done it, don't say it. No, it's a beast.

Super beast. Yeah. Super beast. You know, you're two days. You want to rest twice a day? God. Oh, it's three days. Three days.

Then you got lifting. Yeah, it's not. Yeah. You got about four. It's just a different animal man. It gets a little soul numbing, right? Depending. It's just, you're almost like a, a robot.

Yeah, it's just what you do. It's what you sign up for. But it's, you do it for the cause. For football, how many people dropped off and percentage wise? 90? You're tons. Yeah, it's tons.

Like so many people have played D1, but they played for a year. Play D1, but they played for a year. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, if you haven't finished the four, don't tell. That's a lot. Let's get dropped in the NFL. That's another thing that's like,

that's what I mean. It's like, I think what you respect with all of that stuff whenever you see somebody is, if you had a taste even in high school and you saw the guys that went on, or just in your life you push yourself, and you see people that can do it for that long and get to the top of that,

that's why you have respect for them. That's why reverence is important. Okay, but my thing is that when you don't have respect for that, when you don't take a minute just to honor it or see it. Right. That's the side. And then put yourself in that category. That's the side of the nutshell. Yeah, but when, but because you never, you never even walked in the room. They don't have a perspective, but they have opinions on it. Yeah. But you're not, you're not even the same lane, daddy.

But that's a, that's a, that's a blind, that's a blind, that's a blind, that's a blind. That's a blind. That's a blind job. That's a blind job. He came in. But in anything, like, like, so somebody was dishing, fuck, who was it? I got a story for you. Somebody was dishing, dusting, just in Timber Lake. Okay. And I was like, now hold on. Now hold on, dude.

I don't know if you know, but he can sing. Anything you think he can sing. Like what you're seeing him sing is fine But he's a very talented motherfucker and a state at the top of you. That's that's not an accident That's a lot of work somebody He's making almost a billion dollars from his voice Somebody you're laid on your payment on your sky on a friend of mine got such a kick out of this I go he goes shop shop can stopob still kick ass and I go,

what do you mean? And he goes, I mean, like, per regular guy, like, you know, somebody like me, who's a pervabelt, if I came out of it. And I go like this, I go, we'll see what you have to understand is that, I'm surprised you're asking this because, no, he couldn't beat you up.

He could fuck you. And I said that and there was a silence. There was there was a long pause and I just and I realized he was laughing so hard. He was. Yeah, you just hear him. And it was just so fucking. He was just it was so funny to him. He's like god damn, he's all so aggressive. Kind of true though. Then he went on for five minutes. What's he do just do to his approval? He's a doctor. Oh, I would.

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, he got it. He's a high thought. That would be like, he's a high level mother. That'd be like, well, in his field and what he gets it, like he gets it. He's been around pro-op. Stupid question, but yeah.

No, no, he was talking about. That'd be like maybe like, he meant, you know, if I just do the open heart surgery, I'd gets it. He's been around pro-op. Stupid question, but yeah. No, he was talking about- That'd be like me, like, he meant, you might as well do the open heart surgery. I watched it a little bit. Yeah, if I jump in there. You're, but you haven't, you haven't trained in a long time. So to be completely honest with you right now, to be completely honest with you.

That doctor? No, I'm training crazy. That doctor, I don't know if it's a move. You heard of like a scarf choke, right? Yeah. I could literally take my dick and wrap it around his neck and choke it. It's not that long, so I'd that- No, but no, I do it literally take my dick and wrap it around as neck and choke. Oh, that's not that long, so I'd that get me angry.

No, I do it like this. You're making me angry with that. I do it like this. That hurts. Yeah, it hurt both of us. That hurt both of us. I might tap. Yeah, you might tap.

Either way. I'll tap yourself. Yeah. You trimmed up with the fucking carnival. Well, it's helping my, I mean, look at my skin. Yep, the old face isn't this one. Less drinking. Are you drinking?

Oh, you're still doing that. That flare, my surprise, David. No, that didn't flare my surprise. It's bread. Yeah. That's why I told our boy, we, I don't need that shit anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

those carbs, stuff like that. That flare, I told Eric I was like, this burger's worth getting spots on my face. Sometimes, you gotta do it. I'm gonna push it. But daddy's cholesterol, well daddy lives on aged cheese. As you know.

You're still doing the cheese? No. Not anymore. There's no sugar, there's no booze. I'm going ham, dude. Okay. Where's my face? No, no change yet. No change.

It takes a while, doesn't it? No, I'm pretty washed out Nothing yet. It takes a while, doesn't it? Not pretty washed out. It takes a while. That's your body kind of settle. Your body settle. The baby fat sits in your face. Yeah.

Baby, that's great. Well, that's our time. That's our time. All right, what do you got, kid? Wait, is anybody else fighting on that card? The fear one, not of no. What do you what do you want to talk about? I'm Luke Rock hold a Logan Paul. I don't have thoughts on it. Okay. If it happens. It's not happening. I have thoughts. I'm not Why would they do that? I love Luke. If you're Logan, why would you do it?

Because it's not trains out there doing it. They mean he's not trained. No, I mean, he's not like Jake got it What about Jake look Luke Rockwell? I don't know if that's how it. Because I don't think it's gonna make sense why they would do it. It'd be great for Luke. And there's no upside to the Paul Brothers fight. Luke's a savage.

A savage. And he's big. Like you thought it two or five? He's thinking you're gonna fight that fight? And for what? Yeah. Why would they do that? That's a real challenge

But they're also going for the Conner's and Nate Diaz is the word. They're not going for Luke I love Luke with that. I don't have thoughts on it. There's no way that's happening. Okay. Yeah What do you got to all right the first and you watch the last of us? No You watch last weeks. I did not watch the first episode. I don't ask Roman. I did not. I probably watched the first episode. I don't wanna ask, Roman, I'm sorry, I almost have lives. I was like, jeez, I said, I'm Sunday night, don't. You can't chill on a Sunday night. Well, I'm obsessed with physical 100, that Korean show.

Oh, American Idol's back. Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't see the promotion for it. What if you'd like physical 100? Because I was thinking about you. You mean J Watched it. What'd you think?

It's good. Yeah. I don't know obsessed with like everybody else But and I guess it got spoiled because of Akiyama sexy. I'm a dada thing because he lost I guess No, if you fall if you fall him in any capacity you posted about and spoiled it. Oh, he did he's so awesome Smart guy though on a real leader. Yeah, it's done super stud half Korean half Japanese. Yep. He has two different names He has Yoshi here a Kiyama and Chuseung Hoon. I think Chino has like this Korean side whenever Chino likes one side whenever he fights He always has like a patch of Korea flag and a patch of Japan. He was like I I think his dad's Japanese, right? I think so.

His mom's Korean. That's pretty wild. Yeah. He's a star. He's very revered in Korea. That's for sure. He's famous. He's outside of all the fighting stuff.

He's singing and sells out like the, what? Yeah. He does. When I love about that, Bob Bocker, is he puts himself out there. Like when you see him in physical one, he's putting himself out there. And he dresses well. Like his style. He styles 46 years old. a he's a super competitor that's what he is you know who's in shape is uh bird christia post picture with him weighed bugs and uh mic also the

shirt off mic all-stop for his ages jack dude shred it sing well I'm ugly. You're not right. Where are you talking about that you younger? Oh, that's a thing I was about the bird. Christcher, how about this? Who is the comic? He's a comic. He's a tour of them. I'd be on the show. Random marathon with Christcher. Christcher, did Christcher smoke them? Mickey Managing's. Fuck dude, he's strong.

I was talking about doing a tough mother with me. He's a fucking tough dude. Him and Joe Koy have been doing this tour bus thing, which is awesome as well. Keep going. You'll see it's just three white dudes. My call stop. No, there is bottom right. Yeah, it'll go through. That's his mom and dad. He says the first time his dad seemed to stand up. What? His kicks are ridiculous there. Right there. Look at Mike Astud.

Wow. What a stud. Yeah, right? Who's the guy in the middle? That's Wade Boggs. That's Wade Boggs. Yeah, okay. Um, yeah.

No, but um, but look at all this. Like how old is Astud? Mike Astud. Mike Astud. What a stud. Fuck. And Bert, Bert with the board and raised kicks did I mean out yet 49 years old shredded? Yeah, he's he's he's just a jack hopefully yeah Fuck Not not as tall I guess six one maybe six. Yeah, just big old arm

Yeah, six one. How long do you play for hot psychic hall favor? Wow All right, what do you got you? Right the first one our boy jelly. He's going on tour in 2023 and is a bunch of like First of all, it's his tour, but he they're joining them I guess so. I literally saw the announcement this morning, I think. He posted on his Twitter, it's called, forget the name of the tour. It's born on the back. The back road baptism.

The back road baptism. But Ashley McBride, who just want to Grammy with Carly Pierce, that's huge. Chase Rice is huge. He's getting, yeah, he's definitely getting big. Three-six mafia, yellow wolf, it's kind of crazy, dude. That's yellow wolf. I always tell you that was my name. I want to change my nickname. Your yellow wolf. It's kind of crazy dude yellow I was that was my name

I want to change your nickname your gray wolf. Gray wolf sounds awesome. That's a special Brian gray wolf. Oh, dude the gray wolf It's just you and Naples And uh, I can't show this video, but that's them winning the Grammy that's Ashing the bride doesn't want on the right with the Gone she's got some who's the one with the ink and the that's actually bright. That's gonna tour with jelly. Oh wow She's a I can see Yeah, you can see her nipples here, which we can't show we don't fuck around I can start a little thing. Yeah, you can see your nipples here, which we can't show We don't fuck around man. She's so talented too. Yeah, she's super talented so talented

I just tell him an eagle and everything. There's a lot of stuff a lot to take in there Great way a lot to take it. That's a lot to take anybody. It's mouthful More than mouthful That's a lot that's a lot buddy. So this guy he's starting to come become viral. I don't know about all of the guys. This guy. His name is Joey Swole. Okay, so some of them I looked at you know I wanted to make sure I look at a bunch of videos to see what's going on. Yeah. Some do seem to in my opinion a little white nightish but not too much. So anyways, but a lot of videos they put out,

it's good. She get them on the podcast, actually. Let me see. Let me see. So this right here, right? So you know, girls these days in gyms, they'll film themselves, and they say that there's creepers, there's guys looking at them.

And yet they're in a thong and like, exactly. And you see, triple, he's posed about that. No. Sam, is Instagram? Yeah, go to Sam's Instagram for a sec It's so funny I mean, I don't know if he's been banned yet, but just scroll down and I'll show it to you. It's so fucking funny

Is that one's a far right one? No, I keep on keep on keep on keep on keep on. It's basically post a lot. He post fucking a lot. Oh wait, wait, go back No, I'm sorry. Uh Keep on go up or down down down down down Slowly like how old is it, Brian? It's not too old It's not too old. It's oh that right there. Oh my god. My gym has so many creep starter pack That's so true. Oh my god. my gym has so many creep starter pack. That's so true. Oh my god, my gym has so many. Just camel toe, rockin' eyeliner, you know, Calvin Klein bra and crazy, yeah.

But that's fine if they wanna do that, but to film it and then say people are creeps by. They're doing it just for views. Exactly, so that's a good guy. Can you imagine this? Like this. So this is what? Like, I can't imagine. So this is what Joyce will, even say the name is funny,

but Joyce will put this up. Tidak, music off. And then see the guy, the girls, he just literally glances one for like a millisecond. Man does nothing wrong. Again, there is a huge difference. Handsome bastard. Hey, somebody, big and jitter-prieve

and simply glancing or looking at somebody. This man is standing next to the machine that he's using, waiting to hit set ball as partner goes. He looks left. He looks right. And he looks down at you both, wondering what you're doing. That's normal. Not to mention, you're directly in front of him with this giant ball.

With the camera pointed directly at him filming him and what you're doing for the entire internet to see. But you're upset that he loves it you for a second. Really? The comments are right there. Jim's gonna start banding cell phones while you're working out. That's what they need to do.

That's part of it, yeah. People stop doing this bullshit. It's so gross. Well, pretty soon you have men's only and women's only. That's what happens. Okay. I'm so done with all this shit. I'm so done. But since he started exposing the stuff, the people that are on, you know, that make that got a bunch of likes and views from that kind of footage, they deleted their accounts. Yeah. Entirely. Because they're getting so much. He's doing a great job. Yeah. He's calling because the masses like hold on. Yeah, you. He's calling it like, the masses, like, hold on.

You're being blocked off. You're being terrible. You're making these people who, which is, I imagine if I were a straight up thong and my dick was just smuggled in there, like some smuggled sausage. Well, if I was a game, I'd be like, who's looking?

Wow, dear you. If I was you squatting over here. Did you just look at my asshole? They're like, yeah, dude, your asshole's hanging out. I'm still not, I'm still not fucking Over the game when he would post those pictures of just his impossibly you bring that up too much Well, I mean it's like makes me uncomfortable. I know but I'm like anytime we talk about winners You're like dude you've seen the games like you talk about when we got from If he walked around if he walked around like that on a gym, I'm still looking at it

Yeah, not because I'm like oh damn. I mean, looking at it. Not because I'm mad. Because I'm like, oh damn. I mean, it's outrageous. Well, the girl has giant titties. It's like, like my girl get mad if some girl walks in with like a impossible impossible ass with tits. It's like a fry pull and I'm just like, okay. Well, you know, the fucking guy.

Oh no. Yeah. In fact, the dub said that. He's like, is this girl's looking at us? He had chit-ee's impossible tits, right? And he's like, is this girl's looking at us? He had Chitties in possible tits, right? And he's like, she goes, you're staring and he goes, well, you know, if I'm mocking, if I enlarge my balls,

decides it's like volleyball, I painted a bullseye, you might take a second peek of boo on it. You know, it's like, she goes, I got these tits for me, he goes, you got an orthopedic pillow for you. Yeah, yeah. Those things.

Yeah, so fucking true. No, you get them vis-line for you. Yeah, yeah. Those things. Yeah, so fucking true. No, you get them vis-line for you. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm telling my amiz-line, even though I'm wearing them right now. You have to keep them in. Well, for the next three months, you got to wear them

at night and sometimes during the day, it's just training the bone. You don't want to go back. You don't want to go back. I'm done. Now, I'm gonna need you. I'm gonna need you to do something about your teeth. So I talked to them. I lie.

No, they called me and I put my straight-to-voice message and I didn't listen but it's on there's the point. Let me go ahead and see your teeth right now. You see what's going on, right? We see what's going on. I see yours and I'm like, It's all right. They're all right. Really? Yeah.

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Oh, my God. It's a world of difference. Little whitener wouldn't kill anybody in the fight. Well, I did some whitener. I got it. You did it. You got it. I bailed a little bit.

Oh, man. Five days in a row. You can't drink coffee. Yeah. If you do have to sip it through a straw. It's not happening. I'm getting older. Okay, dude. lot of it. I got bailed a little bit. But in five days a row. You can't drink coffee. If you do have to sip it through a straw. It's not happening. I'm getting older. Okay, dude. Just take it.

I know. Fuck. What else you got, dude? Damn it. There we are. Okay, here we go. Okay, this is really nothing. It's just, I saw Frank Miriposa's video.

And he just made me laugh a lot. Because the way he filmed it. And he's talking about some very happened in February that angle look at that i'll just play for you all maybe i'll be here ppl johns is it

is it just me he can't see i know his eyes are completely closed he can't see it all he can't see it all and had his voice heard also. Watch the PFL Challenge to see his live Friday, February 10th at 9 p.m. Eastern time, only on Fubo's Sports Network.

I don't know why, it's just maybe the line is hard. That's actually a great call. Frank's been in so many fights and trained so much. His skin on his face is so thick and he's getting older. So what happens is you just lose your eyes. That's a fighter space if I've ever seen one. You just can't see it. The sun's just, yeah.

It was completely closed. Yeah, I knew it was awesome. He's awesome. I love that guy. Someone sent this in because, you know, Brendan for ours, but I guess this is a kid that's a let oh, no, three years old, apparently a three year old kid. I don't know the details of exactly, but he's driving

based off cameras and an iPad. And he's driving old kid. I don't know the details of exactly, but he's driving based off cameras and an iPad. And he's driving this really, I guess that's a crazy expensive Ferrari, right? Yes. So you can see him driving here. Oh, well that's really bad. I know, so there's a bunch of comments of like, how could you do this and then,

how can you let a three year old drive? But then the, then some people are saying like, the dad's controlling it? No, no, the kids actually control cars when I know there's no, I mean, I'm sorry. I think it's a child's car that's made to look like a Ferrari. That'd be the best child's car of all time. It's huge, right? Yeah, that's a regular SF 90B.

My thing is like, is this kid really three years old? I think I don't know. I think he's like, you know, like, you know, a hospital. Yeah, I don't know. he's like that, you know like you know, hospital Yeah, I don't know kid has some swag though definitely. I mean his dude his dad is rich Ish a miss dad man helped him to taught him how to do that. Yeah, I think I think dad's do that my dad taught me a young Used to drive my kid on my lap and we go around love it area where we go around But we don't but yeah, if you're not drawn by themselves, he looks like he's You nick that car. there's a problem.

Yeah, but he did, they were on the road there. Then they're, you don't have to worry about cars and I think I'll be worried about running my house. It did look like it was stopping start though a lot, right? So maybe it took like a bunch of different. Yeah, because it was, it was fast forwarded and slow-mo to see. Yeah, so he might be like, still, I want trust my kid,

not to just floor it and run right in like crazy eyes and big daddy. Scary. This is a little bit older, but this LA clerk, I saw all this. She was able to, I never saw this. She was able to take a knife away from someone.

I come in just with a giant hatchet, like a huge blade. Or just a very big knife. And she like rips away from looking, he's trying to rob and take her hostage. Like he was gonna stab her in the stomach. She's pretty calm. She grabs the blade.

She grabs the blade and then like, get your way. Like he's like, oh damn! Then she goes, she says if he ever comes back, she told him, if you ever come back, I'm gonna kill you. But they can, I don't think they found him yet. Yeah, I didn't see any updates on it.

What's that? It's just a mask. What a loser. You can't even rob somebody. Yeah. They're like, he probably got his car was like, holy fuck, dude, I can't get this right. But I, how scary was he that way? He's in a mask. Yeah, he sucks. That's the thing that sucks about masks. She's a badass though. She's a badass. It was in West Lake. Yeah, it's not that far from him. He said, be quiet, I'm killing if you say something.

She was like, say, why can we do this stupid knife dumbass? You talked about dick beaters earlier. This was sent in to us. Oh this guy is a giant hammer. Yeah. He's the arm wrestling champion. He's an arm wrestling guy. Oh wow.

He better be. And this him holding white castle burgers. I'm gonna be the one that was down He better be. And this him holding white castle burgers. He has some condition. White castle. So I have a head puller. That's right. Stop it and grab a white castle slider. Leave that.

Look at his hands compared to the slider. Yeah, it would look like. That's a slider. I've met somebody like that. Yeah, that's that. And he can't even have a ring on. There's no rings. So he just gets a giant hand.

He just gets that, dude. Yeah, it's like Popeye. Yeah, that's it. But like not the cool one. Yeah, he's got pretty bad psoriasis and stuff. I mean, because I'm sure he has, it's on cock, it's somewhere conditioned. I don't know the white castles the best thing

for your psoriasis. I think that's the least of his problems. Yeah. There's these YouTubers that were pranking a Chinese empecie. I guess it was in London. Yeah, it was in London. Did you shot down? No. That's very good.

But they got in trouble for a second because they were somehow remotely flying above the embassy. Right? To them, they're not doing anything wrong. So I'm really so smart. I love it. There's stuff. Yeah.

That is going in a weird direction. And then Kamal Hairsain, basically like what Russia's doing is... Crime is against humanity. That's where you can see war in the future. Well, they, you know, the Wagner's wars are long too. It's not, this thing's nowhere near being done.

So, Russia throws all the bodies at a war. So, if they have to lose 500,000 young people, that's what they do, yeah. Yeah. Mm. Bad news. This might be the last one. So, this is just an update on,

Wow. I am legend part two. So, Michael would be Jordan would be in it as well as Will Smith for an alternate. I'm glad Will Smith is still working. It's stupid to be back in from acting for slapping. I think enough time has passed by to work. I'm glad Will Smith is still working. It's stupid to beg him for acting for slapping. I think enough time has passed by to work. I don't think it bands him for acting.

I think what it did was, like, I didn't ever thought he'd get canceled forever. I think what it does though, is his whole brand was built on being Mr. Kerr. Cool, nice guy, yeah. And you saw him at a very ugly stage. And I think that's a really hard thing for him. He's aware, like there was an inconsistency there.

So you go, you might have been lying a little bit about your... Well, that's why Ellen, who you presented to me. Like, we've heard of people in assholes before. And it's all good. Like, whatever that's your thing. But with Ellen, if your thing is to your nice all-time, and give it, be kind, that's literally her brand, you're kind, you're dancing, like I always give back and then you get off

setting, like fuck everybody, and people go, oh you're fake. So I think with Will that I hope, what the fuck? But you said a lapse in judgment, think about it, was he 50, 70 years old? For 40 years of his life, he was flawless. One bad call on his part. Yes, but, and then you just write him on. But, no, but what I'm saying is that, you're even nice to be my bad days.

But, and I agree, all, all what I, you said I agree, but I think when you, when you, um, bank on being flawless, you, right, so, so it's all an act. Yeah. Because, you know, we get a sense also of who you might be when the cameras are not on. Yeah, because you're human.

Yep, you're just human. Yep. Um, that's what can really fuck with your bread, because you built an entire empire. Yeah, when people grow your face. It's like find out Tom Hanks is a giant asshole. Hey, what? Hey, go.

Yeah, that was kind of how it was with Ellen, right? You're like, the lady dances and she's like, dude, the worst. Like, oh, what? Yeah. And you didn't believe it and then people start Coming out There are a lot of people that I've like as I get older they make a fuck load of money a lot of money But they're assholes. Well, they they did it the wrong way. They didn't they cheated. Yeah, I never pays it

It's gonna it's gonna get you and it's gonna get you one way or another like I find this out with people sometimes And I'm like it's with comics to right like when you hear a comic like I don't know any really now But I won't mention names where comics like don't work like guy He used to steal jokes about me and it's like that catches up with them Oh there cuz then once they stop becoming hot then nobody let you do that when you do spots or nobody wants to work with you And now you're like, oh, I'm come on your show. I'm like, nope. Yeah. Well, I know of one very successful comic

who I've heard from many very reliable sources is a straight up thief. But that person's going to be found out eventually. They have a history of stealing. Oh, I know how you're talking about. Yeah, that's a shaman. But that's a matter of time. People just wait.

The chief, I know you're talking about, they're that's a matter of time. People just wait, I know you're talking about, they're waiting, they're like, they're like, you know how alligators in the water? And they're just waiting for a different towing. And there's a lot of people, yeah, who are up and coming and already in the game, and not the old guys. And then those up in commerce that she treats like shit.

Well, that's not, who gives a fuck? I'm like a Sarah name, but if she treats people like shit, those up in commerce, events become something with power. Well, that's not. No, who gives a fuck? I'm not gonna say her name, but if she treats people like shit, those up in comers eventually become something with power. And then they go, oh, I don't need anything from you. Check this out. Yeah, you'll see. They already jokes about it.

They already. Yeah, it's like the Bill Cosby thing. Yeah, you don't get away. You don't get away. You don't get a buckling about it for everyone. Finally, people go, oh no, no, that's real. I love that thing. You don't get away with anything at all in life.

Nothing. For a while, you will. and then that one I can't wait for for a variety of personal reasons. Yeah What did you get? That was supposed to be the last unless okay Would you okay you dropped your own busy you dropped the busy not them a wallet bro Oh You dropped the visi? Not in my wallet, bro. Oh, shit. They can afraid contest and burns penis on a hot cold. That was like a, that was kind of lame, cause you don't, yeah, whatever.

So anyways, there's a cold. You put a whole hungry? Pfft. No, you know, you put a fire to the side to warm up when you're sleeping. Yeah. So sometimes those colds, they pop. Oh, yeah.

So what I'm popped in the land that apparently on the tip of his penis. That's not true. And then he had a medic that was a woman, treated. Yeah. She's all, let me see this there. Should you feel that? You feel that?

You call it as my face? That deal, that's yeah. His soldier's little helmet. And then, look at her, where the gun? She's got a gun, huh? She does, yeah. Where are they?

Somewhere in London, there's some more rather a lot other animals. Where was it, Georgia? I lost it somehow. Around here? Oh, there we go. So Georgia will talk about this one. This is a little bit older, but. This is the same guy that was behind the Logan Paul video with his NFT controversy stuff. Dylan Danis, after that video got posted, tried to hop on and like degrade Logan Paul. So the same guy, Caughty Zilla, went out and tricked Dylan

Danis into scamming on purpose, basically. Which it's a little bit dirty because Caughty Zilla, he put it like in the paperwork, like, hey, read the paperwork, the contract. But he hid in the contract that this is gonna be a scam. You're gonna look stupid. You're gonna be... Oh, and he just didn't read the contract and posted. And he just went out and posted it.

So when he was saying post copy literally spells out scam. Yeah, but wait. So they said Dylan post this, and he will pay $1,000. And he will pay $1,000 because we are selling the CFT. Yeah, I don't know that he thought he was scamming anybody. He probably was like,

he didn't do his due diligence into looking into it. Yeah, that's why he's scamming. Which is why he's a scam artist. He probably was like, well, you're gonna get me a grant. And the end of the stuff is, here he gets confused. So he's probably got that payment without the outpost. He's like, get him a contract. He a grant. And the NFC stuff is very, like it's confusing. So he's probably got that payment without y'all posting. I'm like, get him a contract.

He assumes it's on the up and up. You know, that's like a shitty thing to do, I think. I don't know. Yeah, it's definitely a shady thing. You know, but that is, right, am I wrong? Am I right, am I off? Oh no.

We're all thinking the same that that's a different thing. I don't think Dylan Dennis just thinks, he doesn't know about Dylan Dennis. He was scam people on purpose. There's different things. and then you go after him. I'm all with you But Dylan's just you know, he gets paid for a variety of reasons. He made a grand prize money You know, I don't know That coffee's ill it does do good work. What did he say and what did he say in his check this out? I

See can't I think he was supposed to leave it up for like 24 hours or something. The website if you click the website, he sent them sent people to like all the scams that Dylan Danis has done over time. Oh, I don't know about that before. I don't think maybe he didn't know. They were other crypto scams that he tweeted out like Dylan just getting paid and posted. He may not know about that. I think yeah, I was going to say Dylan's, he's not a guy. It's like I think Dylan probably isn't deep

into the machinations of what crypto is. And he probably gets paid and he's like, I'll use my platform. You guys, I'm, yeah. He's just, that's not being a scam artist. That's a guy who's being approached by people he thinks are legit. Now, hopefully Dylan learned his lesson.

Yeah. Don't tell you where I'm going to post in this video. That's a shitty thing to do to somebody. Yes, yeah. Literally says we tricked him. Yeah, that's not cool. I mean, you tricked him. Yeah.

Meaning, yeah, you tricked him. Okay. Don't say he's a scam artist. It means you tricked him. It'd be one thing that Adam, if he's like, we told him to scam and we'd pay him a thousand, he'd still post it. Checked out this, you know, but we tricked him. That's not bad.

He's not thinking that deeply about it. He's like, who knows what I'm like. And he's just like, I'll say, you're grand. Who knows he's still posted, checked out this, but we tricked him. I mean, he's not thinking that deeply about it. He's like, who knows what I'm like, and he's just like, I'll say, he's a brand, who knows who he's going to be. It's like, it's like doing a commercial, like he's not, again, you should think deeper about it. You know, I understand, but, you know, that itching?

All right, last one just to be on a happy note. Bobby, his dog here, has broken the world record for the oldest dog in the world. It's, it's 30 years, something something over 30 years old, but Brian. Oh, no, I don't think he's over 30. No, he is. 30 in some months. That's true, that's crazy.

Yeah. 30 year old Portuguese dog is an expensive dog. That's 14, 12 to 14, so he's over doubled his life. That's crazy how long that is. For reals though, for a dog. I know, but I don't know if I believe it. No, it's true. Really?

Yes, yes, look. It's on Guinness, yeah, Guinness, that's crazy, dude. So that it's true. Really? Yes, yes, but it's not. Yeah, it's a little bit of diligence. That's crazy, dude. So that's pretty good. Yes. Dogs live about 15 years tops. Mine's 16, which was off. To live twice as long as 16 gets hair.

Yeah, super hair. Yeah, but to live like literally, it'd be like living 200 years old. That's crazy. Whatever's going on with that dog. Oh, no, it'd be 30 times seven. Those are good fucking. What do you mean?

No, I'm saying the average human the average human looks 200 years. Yeah, well 30s a one year and dog uses seven Yeah, I'm just saying it'd be like a human being if if if 16 is worth 2010 yeah, yeah, we're doing two and 10. That's crazy looks like shit Walking around he's still alive hanging out with his friends. Yeah. Damn. You can't tell by that. He's had some surges though, huh? Who knows? Well, we can tell by the third. He's fucking years. And by the way, losing your dog after 30 years is impossible. That's like, you know, you should be grateful. Jeff. Fun. That's the dog. Jeff. Fun. Jeff. Fun. No. Well, it's like, how about this fish? I go, and it's a, um, uh, Irwana fish. They're like a monster fish. I'm though. What's like about this fish? I go in it. It's a

Irowana fish. They're like a monster fish. What? Irowana then they grow two inches of the one. They get fucking cute. They grow four feet. You don't have to The tag. I well though. I'll buy a new tank in six months once he gets big enough We just gotta keep him alive till then. They're real beast. They're sensitive. Anyway The guy goes I go how long is that fish living? It was about 12 to 15 years on. Oh, he's long time. Now long 15 years, you know, long, I'll take care of this thing for 15 years. I'll be 55 when this fucking fish pass the way. Do you remember when they'd have orange ruffy on the heat?

Yeah. Yeah. You know why they don't have orange ruffy on the menu anymore? Because they live over 130 years. So a 75-year-old orange ruffi is an adolescent. Check this out. Isn't that crazy? Are there orange ruffis? You know, are you new here?

There it is. They're cool looking fish, too. Fish are friends, not food. It's so weird. They live forever. They're sweet looking fish. Yeah. 150, that is crazy.

Isn't that crazy? So they stopped eating because they lived so long. Yes, I, that is crazy. That crazy? So they stopped eating because they lived so long. That's like you guys were eating. Well, you're eating them at, that's a very old fish. There might be a lot of mercury. Yeah, if it's old. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

God damn, 150 years old dude. Orange ruffy, noble. That's awesome. I don't want to eat an old. I don't want to eat an old. They're all so cool looking. Also, how do they stay alive in the ocean? You know what I mean?

A lot of animals eat you. Every fish is bigger and every fish wants to eat you. Wow. Damn. Is it not sustainable? But I stopped eating tuna while I go. You ever see a real blue tuna in person? They're fucking cool, man.

And they're big. What's that? A tuna? A bluefin tuna? Athlet all the you know what I call them the athletes of the same yeah yeah they're fast too all muscle they're you know they're cool like it fuck yeah I stopped eating it yeah fish or friends nothing wait it says hey don't make me mad it's gonna make me so

angry if you start talking about the fish do you have fun still do because it's over I still do don't and I'm eating all the fish no and I'll eat your fish. Do you have fun? I still do. Cause it's over. I still do. And I'm eating all the fish. Nope. And I'll eat your fish and I really would. I really would. I'll kill you. I would really eat your fish.

And you know what I would do? Good luck in that airwant in your mouth. Well, how many fish you have now? A good amount. And how many have you had died? Probably four to five. Okay. Out of like 20. I'm just gonna drop. So I'm got that white egg and it was a five. Okay. Out of like 20.

I'm just gonna drop. Some got that white egg and it was a nightmare. Yeah. Holy shit, Chinese man cooks it and it's cut air one after. Most expensive fish he's ever eaten. Yeah. Well they eat some are like four or five grand. He waited till he died though,

so that's, he didn't want to waste. So, can I see what I was like. He was like, he's got the Jeffrey, he's got the long ones right with the, they're in the Amazon. And they jump out of the water. So I had to buy a this guy is got the Jeffrey. They are one of the long ones, right? With the, they're in the Amazon. And they jump out of the water. So I had to buy a special lid because it jumped out. There you go, dude.

That's fucked up. Don't eat marijuana. That's cool. And that can't be cheap. It looks delicious, though. The way it's cooked, man. So by catch one, I release it. You're, A, you're not gonna catch one.

B, that's, they're good luck, too. The Chinese think they're good luck. Now that one's illegal. See the red one? No one's illegal. This one's 300K. What the, what? Yeah, the big ones, you're not getting less than $400, $500.

I have a juvenile one, he's eight inches. They're so fun. They're set at the top of the page. They said you've got a jail trying to sell them. That's my exact one right there. But they've got a jail trying to sell them. Oh, they're illegal. The red ones are. There's red ones at our legal. So what do you have? We'll call it here. That's my exact one right there. But they've got a chill trying to sell them. Oh, they're legal. The red ones are.

There's red ones at our legal. So what do you have with color? I have a silver one. I have the one chin just showed. That's a red one right there. Wow, but those are silver ones. I have that, see that silver one? And the down chin?

Down? Down in the middle? This one? Yeah, I have that exact one. Holy shit. That's a silver, I wanna. They're dope. They set the front and then you drop food

and they just show aggressive. Are they're sweet they grow two inches a month Two inches a month so I got about I was doing the math. I got about four to six months for what's his name three hundred bean stock We don't have a name. We don't have a name yet Hey bean stocks Hey Beanstalks, guys, one thing we bring you on fire in the kid is comedy and it never stops. We do it here and then we do it on the road too and I got a busy week, dude. Wednesday night, I'm at the comedy store in the main room and then I'm in Bakersfield. One night, only one show only Bakersfield is February 23rd and we have 30 tickets left in Bakersfield and then Pasadena ice house is back. Shob in France, me Trevor Wallace, Adam Ray, special guest

Pasadena California, ice house is back with vengeance and then Sunday we have the Cobbass fight companion. We have very special guest, Holly Mandel. We have Adam Ray and another big guest that I will announce them in social media And then Brea March 3rd two shows one. I'd only to Friday night in Brea, California March 3rd March 4th Cabas fight campaign for the John Jones UFC 285 With jelly roll rampage of special guests and then Oklahoma City is March 9th through the 11th to coma March 23rd 25th take you to thinkboy.com and to coma March 23rd 25th. Take that thick boy dot com. Uh, and uh, comics trip Thursday, February 23rd, 2425.

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