The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub EXPOSES Boxing Corruption After Usyk Fight | TFATK Ep. 1192

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down the controversial Usyk vs Rico Verhoeven fight, debate boxing corruption, react to Chelsea Handler attacking Shane Gillis after the roast, discuss Jake Paul vs Francis Ngannou, and dive into one of the craziest documentaries they’ve ever seen.The Fighter and The Kid podcast covers UFC, boxing, MMA, comedy, stand-up, Joe Rogan universe topics, viral internet culture, sports debates, and behind-the-scenes stories from Hollywood and combat sports.Cheers - Take Cheers Restore after your last drink or before going to bed and wake up feeling at least 50% better or your money back. For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order at https://cheershealth.com/fighter. #Cheers #adO'Reilly - Stop by O’Reilly Auto Parts today or visit us at oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER that’s oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERShopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at https://www.shopify.com/fighterProgressive - See if you could save when you switch to Progressive. You’ll feel good about making a savvy choice. Visit https://www.progressive.com/ and see if you can enjoy a little extra cash back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Looking colorful, buddy. You got your hunting shorts. Just the red in my, my camo shorts? Uh-huh. You're in the,

you know, you're in your base colors. I got some base colors. I don't have it. We can kill you add a little flavor. I'd like to add a little flavor. I just don't. You get the sandals.

Dude, it's so summer vibes out there. It's summery vibes, dude. That's time of the year. Me too. I love it. Our boy, Tim Kennedy's having a little, uh,

together. I'm going to go over there. Barbecue? My whole my hood. The block shuts down. The whole neighborhood gets together. It's nice, right? Ah, the best. Love that. A lot of barbecue and coming up, bud. I know. I get a workout in, though. You know what I mean? No days off. When you're my age... You gotta do it in the morning. I'll tell you what, when you're my age and you just bang it out, you feel good and

you keep your body tight. You know what I'm saying? You got to do in the morning, so it sets the tone of the day. Got to do it in the morning. Like, I can't work at it. I always work out in the morning. I always work out in the morning. And I never used to. I can't knock it out at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. That little bit of testosterone every other day is such a game changer. Now that I've lowered my dose and I'm not, I'm not getting my estrogen spiked. I got that extra little something. Just a little dash.

Yeah, I really do. Where we this weekend? San Diego, Grand Comedy Club. Love San Diego. Boy, there's not much not to love. Not like downtown, but like Oceanside, La Jolla, Carlsbad. When had myself a little lunch at this place called The Lodge, and they had this restaurant. In L'Hoyo?

Yeah. Weren't you just down there, though? I feel like you were just in San Diego. It kind of was. Not, no, not just, but like, you know, pretty? Seven, six months ago. No. Curse in that?

I think about six months. Six months. But it's so easy living, man. I mean, the thing is that weather, that's 75 and breezy every day. It's tough to be. It is. It's tough to be. Yeah, and that ocean, that fucking ocean.

You're paying for it, though. You're paying for it. Boy, are you paying for it. But you got those sea lion. And then you'll get a couple of teenagers out there that try to pet the sea lions. And then they get bit. You saw someone you bit or you're talking about a video that you saw it. I saw a guy on the calf.

On TikTok. No, I saw a guy. I was saving this for the podcast. Brian, I see this kid. Somebody told you this story. That never happened. And pet this sea lion. That never happened.

He went like that. And they go, get a little. away from the sea lion and he goes, I'm just pet. And as you do that, this sea lion turn around, grabbed on to his calf, bit him. And I went like this, Jesus, and tore a massive piece. I go running down there. I take my shirt. I have to rip it because he's bleeding so bad. I tie a turn of and he held him out. And he's a big kid. And he's going into shock. I can see his face go great. I put him on my fucking shoulder. I run him, you know, I've been training. I run him up. I run him up. a helicopter's waiting.

I put them on a helicopter, but I'm like, I'm going with him. They're like, you can't. I go, I've got to stabilize him. So it was a long one, man. Not on my watch. Not on my watch. And then I came back and I fucking killed the sea lions,

but I ate the blubber. Could you eat sea light? You can, then the, well, first of all, the Inuits stay alive on them. That's true. And in fact, when the Inuit don't kill a sea lion back in the day, they wouldn't have any, any oil, any, fat to break down as oil and burn, and so they'd be in darkness the entire winter.

It was a good time. It says flavor and texture of seline meat is typically described as dark, dense, and lean. It often has a fishy or gamey taste. Oh, yeah. I bet that shit is so gaming. High in omega-3. I think it's high in vitamin D. See if it's high in vitamin D.

Oh, it doesn't matter, right? Why halt the podcast? Hey, right? No, but you know what? There's a lot of vitamin D. Chubb. What do you look at up? Let's look at the benefits of vitamin D, can we?

you know why I said that? Here's a quiz. Why would I say vitamin D is important for the Inuit? Go ahead, hit me with it. Sun? Thank you, sir. There's no sun most of the year, right? The wintertime, you've got to get your vitamin D.

Look at that fucking day. Oh, that doesn't look out of time. Oh, I bet it's gay me. Yeah, that doesn't look great. That makes you feel a little sick. Yeah, you're just going to have to eat that, though. That's fatty, oily. Anyway, I saved this teenager.

So you're an SD? When did you get back? Sunday. Took an early flight. Let's get back to the kids. I could live in a SD. Yeah, we both could. We both could.

It'd be hard to have a bad day. Now, you need cash. They still got the traffic, and then the, it's just, it depends on San Diego, the cost of living so high. Oh, no, no, you got to be making bank, okay? Because you're going to run out of cash. I mean, if I didn't have kids, then I could do, like, apartment townhouse, now you're a different animal. Yeah.

Of course, but you got kids. Yeah. So you got to think about that. Good sports, I would imagine, and everything else. Great sports down there, yeah. Orange County, all that. Ballers. Ballers.

Yep. And then did you watch the Ousick? I did. Do you see highlights or do you watch it before we break it down? I watched the fight. How'd you score it? Now, hold on, before you score it? Yeah.

I'll match you again. No, I watched the whole fight. I watched the whole fight. On what I noticed. Here's what I noticed. What did you watch it on? on um i don't know somebody my my friend sent me the link yeah mash you one more time i did i watched the whole thing okay and i with with um riko was throwing right but it looked like you he caught he caught

usick a couple times caught him but um a lot of that was hitting his gloves a lot okay and i'm not taking any way from usick i mean riko what i got from him is he has got a high fight i He's very big, very strong. Yeah, he looked like he... Buddy, IQ? You know he's the greatest. Makes total sense. Hold on.

The greatest. Kickbox. Heavyweight kickboxer of all time. I didn't know that. I did not know that. He has not lost since 2013. That's incredible. Well, he is...

And he's known for his angles and foot. You're talking a freak of all freaks. Well, so that makes total sense to me because I'm watching this guy. And you are talking about, like, he's a kickboxer. And so, What's astonishing to me is that you're talking about in many ways you can make the argument. Alexander Usick might be the greatest boxer we've ever seen. And the reason I say that is he's fought giants who are very skilled.

Top five. Undefeated at cruiserweight at heavyweight. But also just never lost as an amateur. Never lost as an amateur. Correct. Natural 215. Fighting guys were 260 super athletes like Anthony Joshua, beating these guys with technique.

The way he sets traps. You know, I watch these breakdowns. I don't know enough about boxing, but I'd love to watch the breakdowns from real boxers that do that. And it's like genius shit, right? Yeah.

So you could make the argument that Alexander Usick would beat anyone you put in front of him in history. I mean, he'd have a hard time of Tyson and his prime and have a hard time with Ali in his prime. But you can make the argument. Like, you'd be like, where do I put my money?

Like, what you just did, you went, I don't know. He'd beat Tyson, but yeah. You'd think he'd beat Tyson? Yeah. Either way, you know, Rico steps in. to a boxing world. It is different.

It's different. It's different considerations, different distance, all that stuff. And I watched this dude keep his head down, hunched over, and press that fight, just press it, hit into the body,

throwing, like, like, writes kind of like almost like over. He was just a nightmare to deal with using his size, using his angles, and connecting. And I've never seen anybody get that much. I would say to you,

that until the 10th round, it looked to me like he was beating. Oh, yeah. It'd be tough to find more than two rounds for Ouse. That's what I'm saying. I was at Tiger's baseball game. His game got delayed, and Jay texted me.

It was like, hey, the main event's about to walk. I'm like, oh, fuck, I really want to see this. I download the app under zone, paid for the pay-per-view. Yeah. And I can't hear the volume on it because I said my phone. You know, I'm out, I'm in left fucking field.

There's nobody around, so I'm watching it. After, like, eight rounds, I'm like, am I fucking crazy? I feel like maybe I can give Uc one round? Yes. Maybe two, Max? And I'm like, is he fucking losing this fight? And I'm like, okay, especially the first six, I'm like,

Usik just downloaded the data. This guy's a little awkward and then he gets to work. And I'm like, he's not getting to work. Oh shit, he's about to lose his fight. It's possible to figure out, actually, I would say. You know, you're talking about a very athletic man, very big man, knows how to use his size, throwing angles and,

And not such an orthodox boxer. There's just like he just, his heads down. He's taking shots off the top of his dome. If you go on Twitter, you'll see Usik said, toughest fight of his life. I believe it. And then Usik's, I'm sorry, not Usik, Rico Van Hoeven's coach was on the plane flying back to where the fuck they live

with the ref. Yeah. Who, and the rep, he saw the ref and goes, you made a mistake, man. Yeah. And he goes, I agree. He goes, I didn't hear the bell. Damn. He said that.

This is facts. Okay, because here's the other thing about that stop. You want to, yeah, you want to use that. So I started watching that Ussick was connecting with that uppercut. He started to kind of figure out a little bit. And it was this uppercut too. It was like this. And I was like, okay, okay, he's maybe he's starting to figure him out,

hard guy to figure out. Big rugged man. I do think it was an early stoppage, of course. Sometimes though, refs see things we don't. Like they'll see your eyes rolling back. They see stuff. In this case, you know. Complete fraud.

Yeah, in this case, it just wasn't. Especially when you're dealing of a guy of that magnitude. Like, this is a legacy fight, and Van Hoove, and he's been head kicked, shing kicked, and bounces back and wins. You don't stop that in the 11th row. Well, especially when it's that close. And he probably has over 100 fights. It's not like some, you know, beginner.

So especially at this. How much time is left in that round? None? He threw the flurry with three seconds. That is so insane. Stop that fight. Most corrupt sport in the world. Ossing, congratulations.

Oh, yeah. I mean, was Rico, sorry, mind the lie. Was Rico your toughest opponent yet? Yes, of course, tough opponent. I don't. Teddy Adlerz said that he felt like that maybe Ousick was a little thick and wasn't in the kind of fight.

But this is the other thing, you'll stop it in it. This is the other thing. When any super fights happen, whether it's Francis, Fury, Floyd, Connor. For the A side, which is Ucic, which was like a minus 2,000, minus 4,000 where the fuck he was, for the A side, it's tough because... What do you mean the A side?

Like Ussack, Mayweather, or... Right, the top guys. ...of Tyson Fury. When guys outside of their boxing come in and there's these massive favorites, it's tough for them to put their best foot forward. I'm not making excuses. In other words, he didn't feel he was that much of a threat?

Yeah, they're like, you're not getting in shape, but it's not like you're getting in shape to fight Anthony Joshua a second time or Tyson Fury. It's just a different thing where they're still going to be good, but if you've watched,

I've seen so many of his fights, that's the worst version we've ever seen. I agree. Now, that being said, he still lost that fight. Yeah. And the real shame is that, Rev.

Buddy, if you would have just let it go to the 12th round, he probably maybe we don't know but there's a good chance he would have stopped him in the 12 maybe maybe but the shame but maybe riko again you got to educate yourself on riko you're talking about all-time see when when top five again again top five go yeah and so now you're talking about championship material and they don't it's like they recover they figure things out you know his fight i you got to know who you're doing i was looking at him going whatever this guy i just didn't know his pedigree oh i knew he was big and stuff like that but i was

watching him going, this motherfucker has a, is very smart. You could just see it. Buddy, greatest of all the time. By the way, bent over, bent over the whole fight. Weird, but like, your boxing coach would say, what the fuck are you doing? Right. Rico's more dominant in kickboxing than Usick is in boxing. Unbelievable.

And Usik is undefeated. Just a giant Dutchman. Talented. Yeah. He's not, he's not like massive, mass. He's big, but he's not like some freak big. How big is Rico? I just want to see what his weight is in his height.

But yeah, he's just a big Dutch guy who's phenomenal. Stupid talented. God. Six-five, two-70 about your size? Jesus. I am not 270. My lord. Anyway, either way, just like a monster.

But there's no more corrupt sport to boxing. So that was, so that was. Like on the judge's scorecards, they had it tied going to the 11th. Okay, yeah. They had it tied. One judge had Rico up by one round. Well, I will say that Ussick, was connecting.

You got to look. Like I really watched him connect. I was watching him connect. But there was a lot of times when he was just, his hands were in his face, and he was just protecting himself. You can't find three rounds for Husick in that fight going to the 11th. It's wild. Yeah, man.

God, that's unbelievable, though. B, let's take a little break, man. It's Memorial Day. People are at the lake drinking. They're doing their thing, man. But listen, boys, if you have a few wobbly pops, you know that next day? Maybe your kid has baseball all-star starting. You don't want to be hung over, man.

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Oh shit, there's a formidable opponent. Oh shit, okay. I can't get my shit together. That's what I was thinking. I don't know, though. So I don't want to see rematch. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I just think it's incredible that.

Also, if I'm Rico, I'm like, fuck these guys. Yeah. Like, buddy, you were down on the scorecard. You won easily on the scorecards. Like, you're not dealing with just Usik in those fights. Well, I have to flatline them in order to win. You're not going to win your decision. It would be very tempting to fight again, though.

That's big money. I'm so into it. I think you made 15 mil. What do you make, Jen? Look it out. Either way, I'm very intrigued, but I do agree that maybe Usik figures, because it's like, okay, I got. Usik also wants to retire.

Yeah. Wow. amazing apparently they don't know either it's a second sport though it's a second sport it's not even a second sport well seven to 16 so 15s are out there

the word is he made 15 and look at usik now in the rematch I'm sure he's getting it paid a ton more probably 20 to 25 Turkey said right away too like they're he deserves a rematch and he's going to be financing it by the way shout out to that guy to turkey who's putting these people together and just saving

boxing Like just like what, what? You know, remember, it used to be Bob Aram is in this. He wouldn't let his fighter fight fucking, you know, Don King's fighter. It's like, fuck off. He's like, nah, we're going to get the best of the best. And that, that creates a golden age. That was amazing.

But, you know, listen, again. And did you see the backdrop of the pyramids and shit? That looked dope. Unbelievable. It looked like a street fighter game. Yeah. Because the street fighter, you can fight. In the pyramids, it looked like street fighter.

It was so sick, man. Now their pacing was a disaster. But that's boxing. So cool. It looks like it's not real, but it was real. It's real. Yeah, dude, you love combat sports. Go watch Rico highlights.

I will. Go watch his fights. I will. I will. Freak, Bubba. Yeah. Just incredible, right? Yeah.

God. Who's that tiny guy there? Oh, that's my boy. Yeah, what's his name? Man. Just men. Yeah. I'm all about Rico Van Hervin.

I've heard his name, by the way. I would hope so. Yeah. Like, I've heard his name. I just don't follow kickboxing. K-1, glory, all that. Yeah. The man.

More dominant in his sport than his. Which is, by the way, such a scary sport. Part of the reason that I watch it, I'm like, the guys who get kicked in the head and stuff, it's a brutal sport. Now what's interesting is... Look at his record. Yeah, go down to... See the last time he lost?

2015. Okay, so I said 2013, 2015. That's my decision. Unreal. But he's lost once since, keep going down to him. He lost once since 2012. I don't think he's ever been finished either. Incredible.

Now, here's what's fun. Here's what's fun. How long would Ussick last if he came over to kickboxing? Well. I'll tell you, Brian. I'll tell you. Not even around, sir. Yeah.

Be a bad situation. Bad situation. It's literally, I mean, yeah. Bad. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. He'd get teeped. He'd get front kicked.

He'd get leg. His leg would get absolutely destroyed. Then he'd get knocked out with a shin to the forehead. It'd last one round. Isn't it interesting? Yes, it is. It is. You don't want any part of those shins, those heels, none of that.

It is. It is. And this guy was able to. There's a reason. There's a reason why boxers don't come over to MMA, why they don't come over to kickboxing. Correct. Notice, you'll never, you'll never see a boxer call out Francis and Gaon or Sean Strickland. Like, I'll see you in the octagon.

No, no, no, no. Okay. Oh, this will take 30 seconds. Yeah. Have you ever seen a boxer call out an elite wrestler? No. You know how long that would last? She'll the belly shell and your weight on your back or front foot's not going to work.

They're fucked. Yeah. They're in big trouble. Out of all the combat sports, boxing's the easiest. Yeah. But, but you should learn boxing because head movement, foot placement. You got to know it. I'm just saying there's a reason why guys can go over to boxing and make tons of money,

but you'll never see boxing stars come over to any other combat sport. Now, how long do you think... And be a really good wrestler, and now you're in the money. But you still need to know how to check game. Name a guy who's a really good wrestler. That box is a high level. Peter Young. Very good boxer.

Professional boxer. Well, no, he's MMA, though. I'm talking about boxers. Oh, yeah, yeah. Boxers? No. No. You mean that go into, yeah, no.

There's not. People, train's Muay and, you know. He's so well-rounding. Yeah, yeah. No, no. But now Peter Yon will get his fucking lunch handed to him if he can be against an elite wrestler, handed to him. Yeah.

He could take foul. Yeah. We toss around the term world-class. a little too loosely. He's got some good hips. For MMA? Yeah. But if you did like RAF and they gave him like an actual like world class wrestler, he gets destroyed.

Big problems. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's interesting. It is. It's a good, it's a good take. Good take. Look, at the end of the day, Ussick did drop him in the 11th, you know.

But he lost 10 rounds before that. And he's the most dominant, you know, he's like, he's the face of body. He's the pound for pound number one guy. And Usik's my favorite. I love Usik. Him and Fury are my fucking favorite. But there are something to be said, these guys that are taking these super fights like this, be careful, man.

Of course. Because the guy you're fighting. So for Rico, it's a legacy fight. He's not as big as the name as Usik. And you're coming into his genre. And so for Rico, I bet he worked harder than ever because, like, man, this is my moment. Most payday, most eyeballs, everything. So for him, it's you're dealing with a world-class.

guy coming into your arena. And for Usick, he's like, I've beat Joshua twice. I beat Fury. I'm going to get this kickboxer. Like, I'm going to fuck this dude up. That's what I'm saying. So it's tricky, man. It's more of Han Hoover's, uh, strategy.

Like, just whatever he decided to do. But he, but here's my thing with like, Usik has fought guys that have tried that. I know. That's what I'm saying. Dismantle. That's what I'm saying. It's like, so it's like, I'm going to bend over and I'm just going to press the fight.

Good luck with that. But that's what got the big guys do that against Usik is. He's the smaller guy. So they're like, all, I'll just pressure him, use my size. And he's like, cool. But why did it work with Van Hovin, you know? You know what I'm saying? Probably overlooking them.

That's why in the rematch, oh, okay. So you're saying, Ouse is going to be like, got it. My bat, my bat. He'll watch. He'll go boxing, my bat. I got this. Watch.

Okay. It's similar to, like, you watch Fury v. Francis. You're not like, man, that's the best version of Fury I've ever seen. Franks did well. Yeah. You know, he did well. So, Jake. And then Joshua.

went Joshua went oh okay Francis came box a little bit boxing I got it I got this Francis come here yeah hello get out get the fuck out different thing get out get out out different you know different it's a it's a tough gig these super fights Jake the way Jake's talking that Francis is cracking me up I'm like yeah I mean you want another broken jaw I mean what is it about these giant black guys that you want a piece of yeah that's a Cameroonian super athlete. Yeah, but if you're in there with Joshua. How about the picture I sent you?

Yeah. Of that dude. Yeah. The French, he's Cameroon. Yeah, he's a beast. Yeah, but for Jake, if you're, you know, if you've been in it with Joshua, you're not scared of Francis. No.

No. But you kind of should be because that guy can wind up. Money. Yeah. And Jake can get on his bike and last, you know, a few rounds. Make all the money. Yeah. Last few rounds, you're going to have to contend with that.

that uppercut or that right it's going to happen now francis is far cry from joshua he is he is but he's and we're getting the later rounds i'm not saying i'm not saying he's going to beat him but he's going to have a much easier time with francis than joshua jake paul's got balls the size of fucking church bails he's a bad he's just brave yeah i think our definition of brave is different how much did he make uh fight nancy joshua I would jump into a pool of alligators for that money, Brian. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, get all the fame in cameras and fight Anthony Joshua for six rounds?

$184 million. $92 million. So they split the purse, so $92 million each. Brian, Brian, Brian? Hold on. Is it, are we going to do something with this? So this is a stucco? Brian, I would fight Ussick and Rico Van Hooveen naked on Netflix at the same time for $92 million.

Hey, dude. So, hey, so, hey, so, hey, when you- And I love your family. I would kill you. Oh, yeah, I'll kill you. Right, little, right now. I would like- If Triggil, she got,

ring, ring, yes, uh, yes, uh, yes, hey, listen, man, we just, we like firing the kid, we can't stand, Brian, man,

he's killing the show. Could you kill him right now and we'll pay you $90 million? I'm like, like, now are you wanting me to finish show? Just now, yet, just give me a second. Hold, I'll keep you on. But dude, my kids.

I did my kids. I'm so sorry. My kid. My kid. I'm so sorry. My daughter. You know what I'm saying? So when we say brave, take it easy.

Take it easy. Brave as firefighters rush it into a house can pay $90,000 a year if they're lucky. Brave are cops making $75,000 a year to defend your freedom. Fighting Anthony Joshua on Netflix for $92 million to me is not brave. I would drive my knife into your back. And the last thing you hear is I'd go, I'll coach their team. Yeah. Yeah.

I'll coach the boys. And I expect nothing less. Yeah. Because it's 92 million. But we say like, oh man, the Cajonis on them. Yeah. Your kids don't ever want for anything. You know what I'm saying?

But it's like brave. It's like, yeah. Let me ask you a question. $92 million? We've been at this a long time. You get $92 million to fight somebody. Yeah. Wet my beak a little bit.

Yeah, I'd wet your beak. A little bit? Yeah. What check do you cut me? Think about it now. $200 grand. $200. Yeah.

And I'd be like this. But you have to be, have to be appreciative. Oh, thanks, man. Like, you're not going to be like, what the fuck, $200? You're like, oh, thank you so much. And then as soon as you get home, you'm like, you believe that fucking dick? Now I got $200,000. And I go, no, I brought back, we're lucky.

This is great. It's cool. Can I get $5 mil? Let's get us to the year. Five mil? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd hook you up. I'd do that to you.

Oh, yeah. I would. Like, did you ever see the two? I saw it on, I think, X or Instagram, this guy won the lottery, but his best friend, and they're like both 70 now. And him and his best friends, like, hey, man, if either one of us ever win the lottery, we'll split it.

Yeah. And he was like, yeah, sure. They haven't talked in like 10 years and he won. Called him, was like, hey, bud, remember I told you and gave him half the money? Oh, that's good. That's pretty cool. Better guy than me. Fuck, yeah.

Yeah. But I would love, I would do it just, I would be like 100% give you, I'd give you money where you were like, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. talking about $200. No, 92 million.

Here's, here's, here's, here's the kid's future. Yeah. College and everything. It's just like, so you have to worry. Yeah. Dumb shit. Yeah. Pay the house, kids, all that.

100%. Yeah. What, you? It's just like you guys pause and you're just like thinking like, hmm. Yeah. I'm thinking about what I do with that money, dog. Well, $5 million is a lot of money. It's a lot of money.

Yeah. so say all the money yeah even when you have 92 after taxes now you're sitting on 50 it's like 45 5 mil

it's a lot of money because you start going maybe three yeah but you know and then you start negotiating but it's all the money it's all the money

those things come sticking I saw the craziest fucking documentary it's called something upstairs it's on Hulu Look it up, Chin. The kids upstairs, some upstairs.

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In an hour break. You've got to be looking at what's right, not what. What's wrong? Now, tell me about the Hulu doc that I have to say. I quit. I quit. It's called The Nightmare Upstairs. Brett.

Hey, man, I want to quit now, too. Do you see a doc on Hulu called The Nightmare Upstairs? I didn't. About. No, no spoiler. Basically, these kids say their dad touched them. Yeah. And then the state gets involved.

And you see how corrupt the system is. So they can legally by you force to drag the kids out of the house to visit their dad. Yeah. If I'm the dad, I'm like, hey, man, well, I'll circle back around. I'm not going to have cops force my kids to fucking see me. Right. But he fights for him. But then you get into the legal side of things.

He has to get representative, lawyers and all this. Nobody wins. And they show so many cases. Personally, I've seen. Yeah, let me finish. Brother, they show so many cases where people eventually just run out of money because they're trying to defend themselves, trying to. Trying to get, you know, custody of their kids.

And the court just keeps adding, adding, case, case, and they run out of money. Yes. But this one's weird. Watch it. Tell me you guys think. I will watch. It gets a little weird. So basically, these kids don't, the court's like, hey, you have to go see your dad.

The kids like, fuck that. They locked themselves, like literally bored up their bedrooms. So they can't access the room. And they're in there for like 85 days with snacks. They're live streaming. The mom's doing TikTok. about it. She's getting like sponsors and endorsements.

It's weird, dude. Yeah, well, I happen to think that there are, there are terrible people in the world. And some terrible people do terrible things like obvious things, like, you know, murder and rape and then there are people that literally will use their children to get back at someone else. And I personally have seen this twice. One resulted in, you know both of them, actually.

You know both of them. One resulted in him never seeing his boys again because the wife got so mad at the way he handled the divorce money was. She used the kids. She did. But in this case, they think. Kids are, when they're young, you can turn the kids against their father. But that's what I'm like this girl was like six or seven. The stuff she was saying.

Very easy to turn a child. Very easy. Man, but does the kid, my thing is like, you know, bossy six. I looked at a drum. Like, you think you could tell them to say that and you think he carries on with that? Like even under hard. scrutiny. The cops have them in a room. They say that that is possible for children. I have personally seen it. I think especially at six. Eventually that kids, I'm like,

all right, my mom told me to say. Somebody I knew very well, very, very well for many, many years. I watched that divorce and the advice I gave him was, listen, let bygones be bygones, accept it. He didn't, decided to get vindictive. Then she said, I'm taking the kids. And nobody was. and he ended up taking his life. So now he had issues, other issues. Well, I know who you're talking about. Yeah. But the point is like, yeah, but the point is like,

that shit never ends well, man. It's just, and there are people that we use kids to get back. But back to the dock, with this work, it's even more interesting is the boy never says his dad touched him. And then he sees this, this therapist who's like his role model. Yeah. And then he said, he's like, oh, my dad did touch me. The therapist says, I remember certain.

memories when I dream. And then he has a shrine of the therapist, so it's a little weird. So you know that repressed memory stuff? I think this guy, I think it's his name is Fielder. He's a, he, he completely. Seesle. They debunked that shit. Like that repressed memory shit through therapy has been de-fucking fucking.

This kid, this kid's also zesty. As he shows him as he's getting older, he's nasty. A little zesty. Yeah, he has some sweetness in his tank. Yeah. I can just see the picture. Look, I don't want to take away. I don't want to take away from because there are fathers that do this and they're monsters.

And then there are women that and and there are women that accuse men because they're monsters. No, but I'm not saying this to get dad's innocent. I'm saying you watch it and I don't know. You get done in the documentary and you don't know. Everyone's like, oh, what a piece of shit, blah, blah. And I just went, hold on. You know, I'm watching my mother-in-law, father-in-law, I just go, terrible thing. What happens if this was all made up to fuck the dad over?

And the bottom line is, imagine what this shit. There are cases and a lot of them where it is made up because people, men and women, will use their kids to try to kill the other person. That one's worth a watch. It's riveting. Man, but especially if the mom was, she was doing the TikTok thing. It gets weird. Yeah.

It gets weird, man. Was that because she had to make money because there was no other way to make money? No, she's remarried. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. The whole thing, again, I don't know what happened. I don't know the truth. I don't know who's lying.

He's not. You watch it. And then I just went, man, what if there is a chance? What if these kids made it all up? Because their mom told him and completely screwed that dad over. I always feel so lucky that. I just don't also. I don't know.

Like, you know, I was six-year-old. If I told Bossie to say some, he might ride with it for a day. After a few weeks, though, there's no way to stick in. You got to remember, though, you're super connected to him. Yeah. You got to remember that you and Joe have an incredible relationship. Like, you're always with him. That's what I'm.

different thing with some people, I don't think, I don't think some people connect to their kids that way. I really don't know, I know, but I'm saying I don't know as a six-year-old, even if you're close to your dad or mom, at six over time, are you sticking to the same story? Probably. I don't know, bud. Are they divorced, or are they together? Divorce. Okay, so that's where, that's what, okay. And that's what they're saying.

When the kids go to the mom, the kids come back and they're even more mad. The mother can train the kids. Dude, I've seen it. Now, I've seen this. I've seen this as I'm older. I've seen a mother tell the kid a story or the father tell a kid the story about the mother and then the good person in the relationship

they ultimately win because the kid figures it out the kid goes hold on I've been told this shit this whole time and it turns out nah eventually they get older but ruins the relationship when they're younger yeah see this is the other thing though so the kids barricaded themselves in room

and then live stream the whole thing thing and then the mom's doing TikTok and she's gaining followers like this is weird you know you know i just remembered something when i was in college i had a girlfriend and there was this beautiful girl that came from her town and i remember she noticed that i noticed that girl i said jeez she's beautiful i just said it kind of generally and she said a fucking killer no she said yeah it's just a shame about her i said what she said she they had to do an intervention and even the cops got involved because she was having sex with literally everybody in the school.

Oh, I was like, what? Oh, you think that's a turn? Right. You think that's going to distract me? A sexual, literally a sexual, had a sexual pathology. And I was like, right, I was like, first of all, I don't believe you. But second of all. I did it first.

Yeah, I did it first because the way she said it. Yeah. And then I thought about it. And I was like, because I got to know that girl a little bit. I watched her. I was like, that's not who that person is. She was a really sweet,

classy gal. And I was like, my girlfriend is a bitch. She's a, she's a dastardly scandalous shithead. Yeah, bro. And her way of doing it

was destroy that girl's reputation. That girl didn't even know. Like, she'd be like, I'm but I'm really nice to her because she needs my help. And I was like, oh,

you're scumbback. A little as she know, that makes her way hotter. Oh my God. So you're telling me there's a chance. Oh, now you really fucked up. So she's a turbo slut.

What? That's terrible. She fucks everybody. I'm going to see if everything's okay over there. Let me help you out. Looks like she needs a dick to lean on. I mean, a shoulder to lean on. My Lord.

Way to go, Amy. Yeah. Her name was Amy. Was it? Oh, wow. I speak the most white girl and impossible. The other stuff, I mean, it happens at all levels. Like they're, I don't get in specifics, but we're picking kids for a team.

the week before this dad goes, I don't take that kid, man. Shitty athlete, dad's a nightmare. Like, really? Like, oh, you know, I don't, I'm new to that.

I don't know. Okay. I hate that fucking, I hate that sabotage shit. He picked the kid to make sure I didn't pick him. That's a bad person. I don't pick him in.

That kid can't ball. And then I see the kid, I'm like, hey, he looks pretty fucking athletic. I think that kid on my team, but the dad's a nightmare. I don't deal with it. Who's he picked first?

Wow. I went, oh, oh. Oh, we're playing. prison rules. Prison rules is right, bitch.

I'll see you on the field, Bubba. Tight move. You got one over. Tight move. Let's see what's up. Yeah, people do it all the time. George St. Pierre did that to Josh Kosteck and tough. I don't remember that.

But he was like, I'm going to tell him I'm going to pick this guy and he got him to pick that so he could get Michael Johnson. Yeah, yeah. It's like Mike Johnson is the athlete. Yep. Yeah, people do that shit all the time. Wow. Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. You know who doesn't do that? me. I'm not saying it makes me better. I just don't, I just God, that shit is... I'm pretty sure it's usually the woman. Guys do it too, though. I know, but I mean, I would say the majority

I would say it all the times. Especially with comics, I'll do, he's a dick, don't work with him. And then I meet I'm like, guys are awesome. Yeah. Oh no, I mean, I'm talking with the kids. That's such a bitch move, man. Oh, yeah. It's just a bitch move. Yeah. Yeah, my, um, so my uncle actually invented the, you know, the machine

led the the the uh when you put out like basically the vending machine he did he and his buddy invented he and his brother invented your two uncles yeah he and his brother and he my uncle frank my uncle ugo invented the dispenser right the machine for vending machines and they got it stolen they got it oh really it's facebook style they got it stolen from them and my my uncle frank to the to the day he died couldn't even think about it because he would go into a rage. Literally. It was like these two accountant, New York accountants, bless you. Took the idea from them?

They stole it right from them. They took the idea, I think, to the patent office and put their name on it. Yeah, that's what Zuckerberg did. Really? Yeah. You know that story? No. Yeah, two twins invented Facebook.

That's why they got all the money. Yeah. They came up with the original idea. stole it. This is a fact. I'm not hitting on Mark. This is real. Yeah, but did they write that? Did they write the code? Oh, yeah. Because that's where it gets tricky. I will say this. You know why I have a little bit of skeptical, hippo-wise? I have none because a court of law awarded them half of the company. Yeah, both the brothers got, you can look it up. But then you got to give it up Zuckerberg who kept that company going and blew it up into what it is, right? I guess.

I think someone like Zuck is really smart. He would have done it. I don't think so. let's see oh he didn't lose a court case proving he stole Facebook or there is evidence that use ideas and work from classmates

while creating it that helped develop social networking site they hired him okay Harvard connection okay well

is this Google gin this chat GPT but yeah there's I think that was the controversy there's some to your point there's some stuff going on there right

but you know you got And he's recognized the word stole Facebook is a large amount of interpretation. Damn. Zuckerberg personally wrote the code that became Facebook. He was simultaneously working with the Harvard Connection founders. The Harvard Connection was basically the roots. It was the structure of Facebook.

Then he took that and carried it on. Well. Now he's just judithu and TRT and we love them. Yeah. Yep. weird interesting all of the above all of the things and I'm pretty sure see if this is

urban myth I guess chat jupy might know I don't trust any of this stuff but you know who came up with flaming hot Cheetos oh I know about the story the janitor for Frito's Lace really that's what they said but I saw the story behind it too is that real chin these get super

like there's like there's like bits of it that's true like you you didn't formulate it but he came up with hot Cheetos that's a tough wanted to win. We'll talk to win. No single person. For years, the published story

of Richard Montez, who started Fidelays as a janitor came with idea by seasoning playing Cheetos with chili powder at home. Pitching to the company leadership, that story became the basis for books, speaking engagements, and a movie Flaming Hot. Investigation.

You can't trust that. According to Frito Lays, they already developed at Frito Lays, headcourt. orders. Come on, bro. Don't go bad on Frieda, man. I remember he's still killing it, though.

So is he? Doesn't matter. Yeah, like he does, like, speeches across the nation. All right. Yeah, it doesn't sound like he got paid either. But he's killing on the other side. Doing three engaged?

Yeah. And what if he's just full of shit? Might be. Yeah. What if he's just full of shit? Might be. You know, people get weird about things, you know, especially, yeah. Well, he did become, he started off at Janet and then became a marketing executive.

That's cool, good for him. And those speaking engagements, they give you a gazillion dollars. I don't know about a gazillion, but they make decent money, yeah. Hundreds of thousands, yeah. Depends. Yeah, I don't know. You'd be surprised at how often he's not booked. Yeah.

Let's just see his net worth just. But he might make, sometimes like 10 to 50 grand per appearance. He's worth 15 million. Wow. Oh, he made it to the... But he was an executive vice president. Yeah, that's a big point. So he's got stock and stuff.

Yeah. He still claims he created the Flaming Hot Cheeto. Yeah. You'd have to be Latino to come up with that. There's no way, like some white boy named Greg is like, no, I created that. Correct. I love, I had a bag today. You what?

I had a bag today. Push myself this morning. Yep, you've got to push yourself a little bit. That ghost pepper. I had that with a C4, I'm going to shit my pants, man. Yeah, you are. I had some delicious Persian food. Now, it ain't light.

It's not a light cuisine. Heavy. Heavy meats, stews, rice, but breads. But damn, it's a place called Roya. Went there last night. Out of here? Yeah, not far from here.

Not downtown. But really good. Really good. Roya. Outstanding. Who'd you go with? Our neighbors. Good peeps.

Good peeps. You want an award? Finalists. Cababs. Oh, those I love the thing. Really good stews. It's no joke. Really cool atmosphere.

Look at that bread right there. That's a rice. See that? That's rice from, they take it from the, they burn it on the bottom and then they turn it over. That's what I had.

That was so good right there. Oh. Yeah. There you go. All right, Tim, what do you got for us, Paul? All right.

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isn't that terrible he just got sepsis he just won like two weeks ago dude my friend's sister died of that recently bush died of sepsis bush had been pushing through a sinus cold for weeks while continued race his condition rapidly escalated leading the shortness of breath high fever coughing up blood he's taking in charlotte hospital where we sadly passed away terrible the fuck that's nuts dude did it terrible wow yeah and then ben ascran said that it was kind of similar to yeah he said similar to his how was ben doing he's good good good but yeah ben was saying this is similar yeah like very very similar wow he goes this is literally what happened to me had zero breathing issues until morning i was admitted to the hospital only symptom days before it was back pain went to the hospital that day

before i was admitted all vitals tested normal besides my back back crazy who that's so sad man yeah so sad and so literally if you feel anything like that just go to the hospital yeah like immediately well I was I had that cough for three weeks

I was like literally thinking about going and then well thank God you got over it it's terrible yeah you want to see this clip real quick this also came yeah no this is no this is with a son this is Kyle Bush he's just driving down the road

Yeah, and see somebody wearing his hat? This is cool. Oh, this is. He pulls up. The guy has the Cowbush hat on. It's a girl. It's a girl. She's like,

Hey, what's up? He's all, what's up? That's so cool. It's such a shame. He passed away. Oh,

that's so cool, man. What a legacy. Yeah. So sad. And you don't want to see the clip of his son. No, I don't. Yeah,

that was. I don't know anything about NASCAR. I don't watch it. But I love that. He's a big deal. Yeah, he is. Those guys are superstars. I've seen some of those guys.

I was in Vegas, and the guy in front of me was a NASCAR kind of driver. Jimmy Johnson, same thing, like crazy, famous. Crazy. What do you got, Judd? We didn't cover this yet, right? Chelsea Handler, her comments. How weird is it? Chelsea Handler going bad on the comics at the roast?

I talked somebody who was at the roast? Just everything they know that they're racist, that they're bigots, that they're sexist. I don't find those jokes to be funny. Junk's about black people or like it is not a joke. It's not, that's worse than like you're not joking about. Are you saying I'm going to go ruck you? You know you can't do that, but you can say like I find that to be, I don't know, you know, people like it's a roast, you go for it. I'm like, you can go for it without being gross.

Found with them making fun of Cheryl Underwood's like dead husband who committed suicide. Who they talked to before and she. She was cool with that. If she said she's fine with that, she's fine with that. I wasn't fine with that. I thought that was disgusting, too. But there was so much disgustingness that I knew it was going to be such a, like, gross vibe that I would be able to elevate it, no problem. And that's what I went to do.

I was like, all right, well, I'll pick it up because they're going to try and bring it down. And Kevin didn't deserve that. It's just every- It's a fucking roe, you old hag. Yeah. It was kind of fun. Hold on. Shane's response is great.

Yeah, it is great. He's like, glad to see you're capitalizing on this. Come see me at my shoulder out football stadium in Philadelphia. Big moment with Chelsea. I'm glad she's capitalizing good for her. We're all rooting for her. Anyway, come see me July 7th. At the football stadium in Philly.

Oh, my God. At the football stadium. God, that's such a classy response. But I got a soft spot for it, Chelsea. I like her too, but with this, she sucks. Well, I mean, the rose turned my feelings. It's okay to find certain things, not your thing.

But, you know, I don't. You sign up for a roast. I don't have a comment on it. I do. I'm the worst at roasts. I always find them uncomfortable. I'm always like, whew, we get too real. It was fun.

Then the roast isn't for you. You know what I'm saying? But you're not going to complain about it. Especially if I was at Epstein Island. I wouldn't sign up for a roast. And she was. Mm-hmm. Do you want to hear?

Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, he's the best. Let me refresh so it's fresher. Love Steve. Postrose. Chelsea Handler accuses Tony Hitchcliff and Shane Gillis of being bigots, racist, and sexist. This is pretty rich coming from her.

Here's a personal experience I had with her that affected me, okay? Here's 2007. Chelsea Allen is doing the Tonight Show. She goes on making fun of Angelina Jolie's newly adopted son, Pax, three years old, happens to be Asian. She says, this kid, he's young, he doesn't even know he's Asian yet. He doesn't know how bad of a driver he's going to be or how good it nails he's going to be.

Now, this drew intense backlash. Good joke. Accusations limited against NBC of being racist, et cetera, et cetera. Here's where I come in and play. Two weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show. I have a pre-approved set. I'm ready to rock and roll. They say, you can't tell your jokes about being Asian.

I was like, why? They're like, well, Chelsea drew such intense hatred and backlash. You can't do your jokes. So I couldn't tell my jokes about being Asian because she, made fun of Asians. Now, that wasn't bad enough. About two months later, 2007, I'm at a showcase. And she's sitting in the audience. I thought, that's weird. I never met her, never interacted with her. I just thought it was odd that a comedian sitting in a showcase watching the comedians, I said, oh, Chelsea Handler's here. To which she replied, keep going. You're doing a good little

Asian job, Steve. I thought, that's kind of fucked up. All right. So, here's my point. I personally know Tony Hedgecliffe and Shane Gillis are not racist. I don't think Chelsea Handler's racist, okay? Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity. She's got an affinity for day drinking. She's self-admittedly prescribed a lot of antidepressants. Rumors to be awful to work for. She's got a punch card to a plastic surgeon.

She's accused of punching down her to comedy. She's never been married. Doesn't have kids. She lives alone in her 50s in the Hollywood Hills. She's had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein. But that doesn't make a racist. Steve's so funny. Let me just say as Sure shouldn't have kids. She's 50, lives in a match by herself and had dinner with Jeffrey

Epstein. That doesn't make her racist. You know, it's funny as I'm thinking about that, I love Steve so much. And as somebody who knows all three of the people, Shane, I know Tony forever. I can promise you Tony and Shane are definitely, definitely not racist or any of that stuff. But in Chelsea, it's a smart ass. Like there's a large part of Chelsea that I've always like because she's a, I haven't seen her in a long time, but she's such a smart ass in a good way. Like she's, but she's also, she's a firebrand. She's going to speak her shit. They're going to speak their shit.

It's like two, you're going to get conflict. You're going to get conflict, man. Yeah, but the difference of conflict, you're trying to do both sides to her beat. The problem is, is she's a comic calling other comics at a roast racist. Yeah, that's a problem. It's just bit shit. It's, it's a problem. She made a living.

It's like Howard Stern sit on top of his ivory fucking. house looking down. And also it's, that's how she gets me. Because she's funny when she's, when she was, when she was racy like that, that's when she's her funniest actually. And she's right. She made her name being very edgy. Yeah.

And now, you know, now, oh, boohoo me and the woke vitro. Also, I think it's also, like, there are a lot of white women that seem to think they have to protect black people. And that cracks. Especially when you love black dick. Like, that's her, that's her demo. Yeah. So, of course, she's, she even, even Cole on that.

was that, hey, we should date. And she's like, yeah, I'm dating a white guy right now, but as soon as that's done, I'll jump over. Like, what are we talking about? You're talking about she dated 50 cents. It's like very promiscuous. And then she wants to call out them and they're crushing it. Yeah.

So, of course, she's to make headlines doing this. Like, you're the one that's signed up for this. Now you're mad at a roast. Yeah. You have the most savage roasters on Earth and it went too far. Yeah. It's all just bitch shit. I think, yeah.

It's a way to get views to. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. all right this is not too crazy but it is interesting this retired Navy SEAL

was on a broadcast and then he had this thing around his neck that looked like it was a mask it's the shadow but I think it's a turkey neck like Brian's but oh this is crazy

so I'll play the actual video that's really interesting internet exclusive come up with the wild theory that this Fox News guest was wearing a hyper It looks like it right yeah it does

straight out of Mission Impossible because they do have those yeah it's called a yeah Yeah, so then it's been going on forever. They have, you know, CIA has like... I thought somebody debunk this, though, already.

I didn't see any debunk, debunking stuff, yeah. And he hasn't responded, apparently, yet. That is very possible. He's like, or I just have nuts hanging off my head. That's actually very possible. Now, I don't know why they have him... Because it's still his face, you know? Yeah, but that is interesting.

Yeah, that's weird. This one... Um, okay, so Drake gifted this, like, super fan an escalate? No, not a super fan. Just let me put game on you 50. So this guy is huge on TikTok. He picks his daughter up every day from school and she, he'll play like a Kanye song, a lot of Drake, whatever, like, popping song.

And she knows the lyrics word for word. And Drake's their favorite. He's huge on TikTok. So this day he picks up his daughter, but Drake's in the back seat. No. Oh, that's so cool. Play it, Jen. That's so cool.

And Drake gave him a brand new escalie. Let me hear this. This is amazing. Look, there's Drake in the back. He picks up every day from school and they sing a song. It's cool. She knows all the words. Give me an escalate.

Chin, go to his profile so he can see what he does. And so Drake gifted him. So cool. Go down to one of the new. That is so cool. Don't go to ones with the people. So go. No, we don't want the newest one.

You go to his original shit. Keep going down. When he picks her up. But I want to see her. Like, yeah, like go to that bottom left one, chin. Yeah, go that one. That's what they do every day in school. Oh, we ready?

Come on. She knows all the lyrics. She would have. Come on. Come on. You can't try it up. You can try it out. You know, I was kicking.

What we're saying? So this one he does every day when Peaks get up from school. Go to her, go to another one, Chen, of her rapping. But I want to see, is there anything where she sees that it's Drake for the first time? Yeah, that's the latest post. Like go to that one on the, hopefully it's rap, bottom, any of those three, Chin. This one? Any of them.

See, this is Drake. See how she knows every lyric? He's a great dad. Isn't it funny? she knows every lyric now go to the original drake one chin his last post because you'll see if she gets in she's freaking out and then drake's like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that cool yeah that's really cool man and then he gifted him a new escalade new escalate that's really cool isn't that cool isn't that cool yo that escalate is dope that makes you feel sick

you guys want to cover this at all yeah this is so weird oh the shooting at in front of the White House. This guy got caught before trying to get. What happened? He had been, he had been trying to get in the White House for a long time, and they all knew who he was.

He would come by and go, hey, can I get in? They were like, no. And then he just shot 30 shots. They killed him. But unfortunately, a bystander was hit. It was a critical condition, but now it should be in serious,

which is at least a little better. Yikes. Yeah. So he would just walk by the White House and say, can I get in? Yeah. And then. You also can't get.

close to it. He was kind of crazy. Yeah, he was arrested for it. This isn't like left wing violence. This is just a crazy guy. Yeah, but I don't give a fuck. You can't have it. No. See you. That's why they shot him. No, I think Brian said it's not someone that's trying to pretend. No, it's not like it was anti-Trump. He's just,

Jesus Christ. Anybody could be there. Anybody who's like, hi, I'm Jesus Christ. Can I get in there? Yeah. See, your search, like, no? Yeah. Yeah, no, this isn't a political thing. He's just bad shit crazy. Yeah, he's just bad shit crazy. But he can't have them. No. Um, do you want to go to some of Sanazas.

Sure. Let's go. Let me just roll through these. That Mobland thing's crazy. Do you watch Mobland? No, but what happened? So Mobland's an amazing show. Season two is coming out soon,

but they were filming season three. Apparently Tom Hardy shows up late and keeps giving notes and shit. So him and the, I think the producer or the director got into it. And the director was like, it's either him or me and they sided with the director. Producers, yeah. Okay.

Tom Hart is pretty amazing I wouldn't think he would be someone that shows up late But I guess No but I but I guess I mean It was that where they were actually literally having Like it's me or him so Yeah but I but all the co-hosts love Tom

All all this people with him were like he's great I don't get it I worked with him he was awesome On time and all that stuff bro Yeah Who was later you're him Yeah that's a good question When you're on a movie set

When you're both late On a movie set, you're not late. You can't be late. You can't, you don't want anybody waiting. Let's, let me know if you want to go to. Go back to us. Oh, let me see that tennis player. Oh, Trump's thing was great.

Okay, so let's see you both. This one in Trump. So this is a tennis player, I guess he lost, right, Brian? Yeah. And then his son came over to console him. You saw him crying? Hmm. That's cool.

So cool. So cool. So, okay, Trump. There's an AI video of him. throwing Steve Colbert He gotta love Trump To our final broadcast

Ladies and gentlemen And I like Steve Colbert Man But this is so funny to me Man It's so good You know Trump I'm sorry

You can say whatever you want He is very funny Whether you like him or not The guy is a fucking comedian As everybody I know Who knows He says he's hilarious Yeah but he didn't create that

Someone's post that for him But I hear you Yeah but Yeah it's not like He was like He's wild No, he's not a chance. But it is funny.

Yeah. Okay, let's go. Wait, there's another one that was actually really good. Let me see. Anyway, um. It says Hooters plans to, yeah, so they're, they're going to dress them up as more family style.

Whatever. Fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah. The point of Hooters is tits, dude. I would imagine. That can't go well. Yeah, I mean, my guess is that they need,

they're trying to do something to increase. increase business. So sometimes it's like, that old, that old thing isn't working. I think you got to change the name though, right? I mean.

If you've got to Hooters and there's no titties, what are we doing? Yeah. Hooters still has brand recognition. Yeah. For Hooters, tits, B? Yeah. Their wings are fresh.

I like it. They're wings. They're nice. Yeah, the food's not bad. Not bad. But I want my wings and tits. You want your wings? Hey.

I think that the boot. Partists, they're going to keep the same, but they're going to have longer shorts. You know what I mean? You know, they kind of are booty shorts right now? Whatever the case, if they think it's better for business. But I would have, I would be very skeptical if I were in. But also, you do want to, you do want to market towards families. It's not like a family's.

You know, like, hey, let's go to Hooters. That is a good point. Like, sometimes I think Hooters was always, like, I thought of it as a guy's thing. Guys lunch thing when they wanted to go pick up my girls and tip you up. Yeah. You know what I mean? So maybe they wanted to be on. more money and getting families also guys aren't really coming anymore let's let's mix this up

coming anymore still have the tits still have the food but let's put a longer dress on seems like it's it jane keeps screwing no there was the one guy that was like boning boning dead bodies so make sure you wash your hands and stay out of the congo stay out of the congo how's the congo doing that must be fun to live there wait shit i don't know what they said they have that's the third oh here it is world star so this guy a finis That's not uncommon. This is wild. It is not uncommon.

There are people that do this. Yeah, so he's been boning dead bodies. And there are people that get jobs at morgues so they can do this. This is a thing. It is a real thing, yeah. Yeah, it's a very real thing. Man, I wonder what's wrong with him. I had, I told you, my acting teacher said his mother died, and he went to see her in the morgue,

and the guy coming out was sweating, and he was like, saw him like this and my my teacher oh yeah i remember that guy had sex with my mom he he he talked about it in class that's terrible what a weirdo i know i mean he looks exactly like you know there is sexual deviancy on a level none of us can even understand if you're a normal person chin can understand it but you and i cannot understand that's fucking bananas it's bananas yeah is that it That's it. All right, dude. At least we got through the technical issues.

We did another one, Brian. We ended with sex with a dead corpse. So that's always. Necrophilia is a great way to end every podcast. You want to always do that. You're not on the road this weekend? No, but kids, July, I'm June 5, 6, Chicago Improv in Schomburg, Illinois. I am there.

So come get some. It's going to be great. All right, kids, that's it. It's the final kid. We're out.