The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub Finally gets a Tesla | TFATK Ep. 985

Episode Date: April 18, 2024

The guys wonder if Ryan Garcia is trolling everyone and talk Bryan's taped toes from grappling, Michael Bisping talking about facing off with Chael Sonnen, Chad Ochocinco saying he wants to spar Max Holloway, Brendan's new Tesla loaner car and much more! GiveLegacy - visit https://givelegacy.com/ and use promo code FIGHTER for 10% off Nugenix - Now get a complimentary bottle of Nugenix Total T when you text 231-231 and enter the keyword FIGHTER True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: Thiccc24 for 20% OFF for LIFE!

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Gotta have an eye, you know what I mean, Brendan? Gotta have an eye, dude. Gotta know distance. You got the sandals on again today. Don't call them sandals, they're flip flops, they're toehold flip flops, you know what I'm saying? But't flip-flops called sandals? I don't think so. I think they're just called flip-flops. But no, flip-flops would be a certain kind of sandal. I feel like flip-flops sandals. Like you drive a car. The type of car is a Tesla. I feel like sandals would have a strap.

Those have a strap. Well, something that buckles, right? Well, no. What do you think? That sounds stupid, right? Most people call them flip-flops, dude. No, but a flip-flop is a type of sandals. Sandals different from flip-flops, which have a V-shaped strap. I love that we're reading the actual... That's just so boring that we're having this discussion, by the way. Attached to the shoe In the big toe and the second toe sandals very in design and may have multiple straps a wedge heel Or they may cover more of the foot Wow all right well I'm glad we got that settled you're hot that I won that but I don't Google should have just came back went nerd Winning an argument I could give a fuck about

Yeah, sorry about my toes being taped Sorry about my toe. I'm not even worried about that. It's training. No, I know. I knew you were going to ask about training. Can I tell you one thing about myself? Oh God, do I have to hear about it? No, no, all I'm going to say, and you would know this, my top pressure?

Money. Heavy, right? Hell yeah, dude. Fuck, it's heavy. I bet you're going for it. My top game? Money. Heavy.

I ride above the nipples. They call you the blanket? They call me the fucking sweater. They call me the weighted sweater, but they should call me the blanket not big enough to be called the blanket They call me the they call me the lead sweater. Isn't that crazy the little turtleneck? Yeah, I ride above the nipples if I rise you you're big but you'd have some of the nickel nipples So your body's up here. I did I'm right up there do that's so stupid I'm so all my but all this is free. No problem. Oh, that's not how you do it, right? No, no, no. Oh, that's how I know you don't do it. No, you're fine. Cause I'm fine. Cause my top pressure.

Anybody should be fine. If you're that high, see ya daddy. You're not breathing dude. Yeah. I say see ya. Hold on. Hey, forget about your sandals and your chain for a second. Yeah. Your heel is so ashy dude. Your heels are so ashy. I got some ashy heels. A lot of us just. Cracked heel. I got a cracked heel. It's not that cracked, actually. And my toes, you ever see guys who have toes

that they get a fungus under their toes? It's very common for older men. Oh, where it's like discolored? Yeah, and I have healthy toes because I don't have any of that shit going on in my body. Yeah. Got a little tendonitis in the old shoulder. Really? Toes because I don't have any of that shit going on in my body Yeah Got a little tendonitis in the old shoulder really that's about it. It's not bad not bad, and it's it's fine now

But oh dude how you know it's chins birthday happy birthday Fuck dude, where you 62? How old you? 47 dude 47 years old. Brian, I remember watching the show when I was a fan. And then when Brian turned 47, or like 46, 47, you were like, you're 50. You're 50. So I feel like I'm like... Yeah, I was just going to tell you about... Well, you're 47, I'm 57. I'm 10 years your senior.

Which isn't a ton. No, it's not. Because biologically, I took 10 years your senior. Yep. Which isn't a ton. No it's not. Because biologically I took a look at your insides and uh. Chin doesn't look 47. No. What do you do for your B day Chin? Today? Tonight probably, I know what you're doing right now.

I'll be, I'll be waiting. Hey yeah, hold on. Don't ask an ambiguous question. Just answer the fucking question. Like what's my plan today? Ask me a question right now, ask me any question. We have a show. You have plans today? Today? I mean not really. As he's doing his plans. I'm trying to make you guys look good but I have to work on the show so I'm not going to do anything tonight but then maybe this weekend. I already did stuff with my family. Because you'll be working on the show tonight even until the wee hours by Campbell. Right do you know know how long I worked on the show? I don't know. All right. That's what I'm saying. I bet you do.

But no, you don't have any big plans this weekend or anything? Yeah. Friends, no, but my family came over to my place on the weekend. So that's the main thing I did. And then I went camping. My friends went with me. So yeah, we did plenty of stuff.

Do you bring a lot of booze when you camp? What do you think, Brian? Oh, come on, dude. You get drunk in the woods, bro. That's what you do. Any do any excuse dance around the campfire No, we don't I drank I drank hallucinogenic rice wine in Indonesia with the Dyaks and Danced around the fire until the wee hours of the morning We're exhausted. No, cuz it was it was

Something was in that rice wine and I drank from a communal cup So I drank from a cup that everybody was drinking from. That's healthy. Yeah, real healthy. And it was pretty good wine though. And that's how the story ends. That's it. Yeah.

You had a good time. You had to be there. Middle of the woods. But, Jena, at your age, there's not a lot to do for B days. You know, it's kind of... No, it's just family. As long as someone goes, what's up, man? Happy birthday. That's about it. You should have your friends and have a dinner. Well, no, we already did. Yeah, we did the camping

I did my family thing at home and yeah, it was good. I Don't I don't care about stuff. Oh Fuck dude. Happy. Oh my gosh. You brought seaweed That cake races. Oh, yeah, that's a good cake I brought seaweed. Is that cake racist? I'll look at that. That's a good cake. Let's play the game.

Is that racist? I mean, just, just for the listeners. Hey, my son. Thank you. Happy birthday, Chinny. Chin, what is that? I like playing the game call. Is it racist?

And canned fish. That's a, that is a, that is a cake made out of seaweed and of canned fish. That's exactly what I love though. So thank you, Snoz. Wow. Where do you get those at? Is that a Korean market? No, Trader Joe's does it. I think I like Snoz more than everybody in this room. I do. Because she brought you a brownie. Thank you Snoz, that was very sweet. Did you make these? Yeah. Brian even knows your bday. I think I like snoz more than everybody in this room. No. I do. Because she brought you a brownie. You got a personal.

Thank you snoz, that was very sweet. Did you make these? Yeah. Brian even knows your bidet. And she did that for you guys as well? Yeah, the upside down TRX. And no, the TRX. TRX and the Tesla.

Yeah, I know, the upside down TRX was sick. Oh yeah, yeah. Those cupcakes were nice. Remember Brian judged the cupcakes? He's like, these are from Albertans, not everyone. I'm not eating them. Remember that piece of shit? Why would you? Why so picky, dude? Brian judged the cupcakes. He's like, these are from Albertans, not everyone. I'm not eating them. Remember that piece of shit?

Why would you? Why so picky? Why would you make a, why wouldn't you imitate me? Do I always, do I always go like this? I don't want to do that. Yeah. And you move your head. Well, gosh, it must have been really hard.

I don't know, I've always done that. It's such a bad impression. I know, it doesn't even resemble you. It's just an exactly gay version. Oh, I like guys. Brian, remember when I got Voodoo donuts and then you literally knew for a fact that it was sitting for a while. It was like not fresh. I could not believe it. It was in my fridge. Yeah. But you knew for a fact it was like not. I can do that with all kinds of things. He's used to a certain standard. I know I was like I'm so shocked. My grandfather, I get it from my grandfather, my grandfather was a taster. Literally he used to taste for when he was young a young man.

For Hitler? You remember Hitler had tasters? Yes he was a taster for uh yeah for Hitler and uh and. How scary would Gic would that be? Oh my god. You know what that you know what they did not sidetrack it Hitler had group, because he was so paranoid someone was going to poison him, he would have people try all the food before he sat down and ate. He had just people just to try it out to make sure it wasn't poisonous. Yep. It's like medieval times.

It was all women. They got really fat. My grandfather could literally, he was eating one time and he goes like this, he goes, fucking god damn Egyptian pine nuts, bullshit. What? What? You see, you know, they're supposed to be Greek pine nuts, but Egyptian pine nuts, they take these shortcuts, drive them, please come over here, let me speak to the chef.

And the chef would come over or he'd go into the kitchen, and I'm not joking, and he'd go, you know you're using Egyptian pine, it's not that hard to get Greek pine, it's a huge difference and he'd lecture you on why, you're using Egyptian pine, it's not that hard to get Greek pine. It's a huge difference. And he'd lecture you on why. Oh, sounds exhausting. Yeah. I mean, cheese, everything had to be a specific kind of thing.

Are you going to the restaurant and do it? Oh, dude. I'd be like, then don't eat here. No, but he was, he was just a true- Foodie. Well, he also owned, he also owned a spaghetti sauce factory, Sclafani Spaghetti Sauce. And he, I mean, tomato sauce, he was one of the

first people to only use organic tomatoes, not because he was all crunchy, because he could smell it. Like I remember, he'd go, you smell that? You smell how it stinks to high heaven? And it was like, yeah. And he goes, that's the soil that it's supposed to grow in. And that's when it's supposed to be, they,

they ripen that way. We don't write them in your, the hair to sclaphony. Yeah, I am. But do you do like, I'm sure you've passed away. You didn't get any of that or a little bit is, is, is the factory still up and running? It was sold off, but no, I didn't, I didn't see a lot of cash on that. I saw some. Where was it at? I think it got spread around.

Knowing for quite some time. No, in fact, that's not true. It actually got. It's like little fact you guys should know about me. My grandfather owned Ragoo. He passed it down to his son. To his son? To your uncle. Yeah, to my uncle. So it passed down to him.. To his son? To your uncle? Yeah. To my uncle. So it passed down to him.

And they're still running it? He has five girls. Yeah. And they all get it? He just sold it. Just sold it. They make a nice Alfredo? What's that?

I don't know. They make a nice what? Alfredo. They make a, my grandmother, like my mother, was an unbelievable cook. Again, in the 80s, my mom was saying this coffee's bullshit. They're not using real cocoa in these brownies. That's my mom, that's how I grew up. That sounds exhausting, but that makes sense

why you're like that. Yeah, that's why I know the difference. Yeah. I'm like, oh, okay. So that's how it works. There was never, in an Italian household, you didn't make anything from a fucking box. It was sacrilege.

You would never find a box of shit in, and you know, they'd even make the pasta by hand. Your mom would make it from scratch. Yeah. Yeah. There's no such thing as tomatoes and frozen peas, any of that shit. Never, never, never. It had to be fresh.

Yeah. Things have changed now. It's just a bunch of process bull. It's what's easy. That's why Americans so chubby. Yeah. Yeah. Let's take a little break, B.

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Fantastic. It's interesting. Dude, how about, you know, you and I were talking about Ryan Garcia and, uh, Devin Haney fight, the more I look into it, the boxing experts, I mean, everyone's picking Haney, even if Ryan wasn't compromised mentally. But then some people are on the side of, oh, is Ryan

Garcia just trolling everybody and make it seem like he's out of control, you know? So, but. What do you think? I don't, because if it was like, as they say, a troll job, it's not smart because I think we've always said that social media is different than the real world, right? So when he posts this crazy stuff, like these women, these girlfriends, and these crazy

rants and all the weird Illuminati stuff, it gets millions of views, but those views don't equal ticket sales. And if you look at ticket sales, if it is a troll job, his PR team or management team should go, we gotta switch it up, man. The fights this weekend, we haven't sold many tickets. People aren't liking it because the true boxing fans, which, you know, they're old school, man. They don't get down with that shit.

Now, TikTok does and younger audience does, but the boxing heads, which, you know, they're old school, man. They don't, they don't get down with that shit. Now, tick tock does and younger audience does, but the box and the heads, the people that are going to pay for tickets go, Oh, we thought this was going to be an awful fight for him already. Now he's mentally unstable. Right. Oh no, we're not even buying it. Like we're not going to the fight because there's so many tickets. Do you see what he posted yesterday?

He was supposed to go out the first pitch at the Mets game and then said for no reason whatsoever the Mets told me I couldn't do it. I'm leaving. De La Hoya was with him when he was walking out and he was like gorilla style filming this, screaming like, F the Mets. I'm done with the Mets. They pulled me from the field so I couldn't throw the pitch. Was it true? I doubt it. It looked, yeah. Let me refresh this. And did De La Hoya say anything? he's just in the background. Let's watch. Hold up. Just wasted three hours of our lives to say at the end,

we can't throw the pitch for whatever reason. There was no reason. There was no reason. And they kicked us out for no reason. So everybody, I'm personally gonna say, fuck the Mets. Don't ever go to a fucking Mets game again. Fuck the Mets. Guys, the Mets just fucking Mets game again. Fuck the Mets. So guys, the Mets just wasted three hours.

It's not the way to handle it. I mean, he's a young kid. Somebody at the Mets might be like, dude, he's posting some wild shit, man. We don't want him part of this team. I mean, you're talking about the New York Mets. They don't want any controversy. Yeah, they don't want any controversy, nothing.

So the Mets might have agreed to it because they booked this stuff far in advance. So they must have been maybe after his Gervonta Davis fight, whatever like, yeah, we're down, you know, and then they see all this like we don't want anything to do with this. What, um, that's really weird too. Like do you see what he posted yesterday? Cause they, him and Devin Haney had a, you know, kind of a square off and Devin Haney like, you know, pushed him in the face. Then on his, you don't have to go that, just go to his Instagram. It has, scroll down the tweet, see with the rainbows.

You see the rainbows on there? Yeah, see the all black one, the one that looks like a tweet. There it is, there it is. So he says, Devin touched me without my consent. I'm suing him for putting his hands on me. I identify as a woman, so he touched me without my consent. I'm suing him for putting his hands on me. I identify as a woman. So he touched me as a grown man and hit a grown woman.

And I'm LGBTQ+. So now it's a hate crime. Now this is so effed up with a bunch of rainbows. But then he also says, psych, obvi. It's kind of funny. I mean. Yeah, he's joking. He's kind of joking.

I mean, I get it. I get that he's just being silly. Where are his parents? Like someone needs to step in here. They probably lost control at this point. I get that he's just being silly. Where are his parents? Someone needs to step in here. They probably lost control at this point. No, he's close with his parents. That's what's alarming. He has a good family, he's super religious.

And then the stuff he was imposed about women and stuff, like I don't... There's troll jobs like what Dylan Dennis does and Colby and this stuff. And then this, it's like, oh, this isn't fun anymore. I don't know. I don't so much us does and Colby and let this stuff and then this it's like, Oh, this isn't, this isn't fun anymore. I don't know. I don't so much mind that comment. I'm saying, um, I worry about that. If you followed closer of what's going on, cause that it just, that's one example.

If, if he was posting like real stuffing, how serious he is about this fight and he posts that's like, right, that's silly. But because it's nonstop kind of this cringy stuff all the time. Right. And then you do that. You're like, Oh, there's just another fucking weird, I think his family or his ex wife or something, they, they posted on their Twitter or Instagram saying like, you know, he's not in the right mind right now. Something's happening.

Like things are happening. I feel like this, this young man suffers from like something schizophrenia of some kind, something a bit of it. And I want to says, what young man suffers from like paranoid schizophrenia of some kind. Something. A bit of schizophrenia. Click Click on that one says, what is this Garcia Haney interview? Watch this.

This is such a serious too. They're sitting down to promote the fight. Watch this. They edit it pretty well though. NG cute. Doing what I do. All white. Looking nice.

Okay. Come through. I don't know if Ryan Garcia is taking a fight serious or not It's actually It's funny. I don't know Again, I think it's funny to you guys cuz you haven't been following it It's not funny because when you I'm saying that you think he's being serious here. Like in other words, yeah I don't think yeah, it did like that. That's very, that's not funny. No, that's it. Yeah.

I'm just like, Oh boy. This and of course the social social media is eating it up and he's at, you know, millions of views and like, Oh, this is cool. But then at the end of the day has not selling fight tickets. And the other thing you got to remember is he had that knockout loss against Devante Davis. Most people would say this is a nightmare of a matchup for him, like horrible matchup for him.

And he decides to jump into this fight. Doesn't make a ton of sense. So is there a part of him where it's self-sabotage? He doesn't really, he's made so much money. So he's just like, yeah, how am I going to make the most money? Javante Davis, awful matchup. Give me that, gets knocked out. Devin Haney, how much money? Yeah, give me that. Because he's not in it for the most money. Givante Davis, awful matchup. Give me that gets knocked out. Um, Devin Haney, how much money?

Yeah. Give me that. Cause he's not in it for the long haul. There's that, you know, where it's like a self sabotage something else is going on. That feels like, like I watched some of the stuff. It feels like he's there. So you said there might be some evidence he's had

this, a history of this kind of behavior. Yeah. Depression. Well, depression, he's talked about it. Yeah, depression. But I'm talking about what seems to be a bit of schizophrenic behavior where he's talking and making no sense. So, and you can tell when somebody's being funny and then you can tell when somebody is not quite there.

Well, before that with all the Illuminati and like the child trafficking, he's like, they showed me the videos of all that stuff. That's a good example. And then he posts a video, you could tell he's reading from a screen, and he's like, I am no longer posting on social media, my team is gonna take my phone, you know? It was like this weird. This is like the Britney Spears stuff.

Yeah, it seems like it. She is so clear, now you see, like you were saying. The dad's like, okay. Yeah, you're like, the dad's, no, there's people that hold, well, now you like, the dad's, and there's people that hold, well, now you see she is, and now she's divorced from this guy, she's so clearly not in her right mind.

What was, and social media was the main driver and fuel behind that. Oh, she's giving us subliminal messages, we gotta free her, and they're rioting, and they're causing all this uproar, and they put so much pressure, finally dad's like, all right, cool alright cool do it how'd that work but

Again social media made it seem right like the dad had these constraints and she can't leave the house I mean, I'm not but because we don't really know you just see on social media and you're like, oh they're right This is so awful. We got a free Britney hashtag free Britney and there's t-shirts But the dad those people that know that the real world, not social media is going, no, you guys don't know what you're talking about. You guys, you're seeing these clips. I have to live with them.

I had a conversation with two of her dancers one time. They came to my show, stand up show, long time ago. And they alluded to this in a way. They alluded to, they said, I remember they said something kind of like, she's got a good life, she makes a lot of money. And I said, and what is, is she a strange person? And she's, and one of the girls I remember said something

like, she goes, she can be out there, you know? Kind of went like that. I went, ah, okay. And then my buddy went on a date with her. And they went on a date. Oh, didn't she say she was on the phone the whole time? Literally the whole time doing this. The whole time, like this. Literally. Britney, not the date. Oh, didn't you say she was on the phone the whole time? Literally the whole time doing this. The whole time, like this.

Literally. Brittany, not the date. While they're eating. Yeah, Brittany. Like this, my buddy's just going, you want some drinks? She goes, no, I'm cool, thanks. The whole time.

And then my buddy goes, that was fucking weird. Her manager calls my buddy and says, she had a good time, She wants to do it again. And he was like, well, fucking obviously no. How weird is that? That the manager followed up? Yeah. And she really enjoyed it.

She liked your eyes. She said you smelled well. Fucking weird, man. Isn't that weird? Yes. The whole thing's weird. Like I would have been out of there. But again, this whole thing, not to get away from Haney and Garcia, this whole

thing, it's again, it's this social social media onslaught that convinces, again, the people on social media one certain thing but it's not real. With Ryan, what he's doing, it's getting views, getting clicks, but it's not selling actual pay per views and ticket sales. That's the real world. So, the people that buy the tickets are going, oh, this is terrible. But again, Ryan, who's massive on social media is going, man, people are liking this, I'm trending.

I'm getting a lot of views. It's like, but just because you're trending, getting views doesn't mean that's a good thing. That's right. That's exactly right. So I think for him, it's this battle of, money-wise he said, you'd think, unless he was just crazy with his money,

but he made a ton of money. There's some tough matchups. Skill-for-skill-wise, he's set, you'd think, unless he was just crazy with his money, but he made a ton of money. There's some tough matchups. Skill-for-skill-wise, boxing, there's nothing he can do. Really? Is that much of a mismatch? Big time, big time. Now, he hits, he's a knockout artist, and he has that chance where, if he rushes him

in the first one or one, two, three rounds, if he comes forward and takes some chances, you know, maybe gets lucky, punches chance for sure. He hits hard, but outside that tough, tough, tough, tough, tough. So I, maybe a bit of it's like self-sabotage, you know? And also it's, it's making an excuse too, where it's like, Oh, I wasn't doing well mentally. I wish I didn't do that. I felt forced.

Like we might get a story after this, you know, so where it's, it's already setting himself up because it is a bad matchup. This is at 35. Uh, yes. You know, so it could be, it could be tough. He looked like he was putting on some weight, but then I see other pictures of him and he looks really thin. Um, he can't fight a a 45 just not big enough for 47

140 because 35 was tough for Devon. Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's all it's all weird. Oh, sorry. They're fighting at 40. All right. It's all weird. You just gotta hope for the best, but yeah, take sales are not great. Wow. Well, when is this fight? Saturday. Yeah. April 20th. What time do we know? You know, at night, bro. On what?

Dzone? Dzone, yeah. Tough. Some of us are busy Saturday already. Yeah, yes. I mean, I'll watch it. I don't have to zone. 11 PM Eastern, oof, all right.

So eight? Yeah. Eight o'clock. The ring walks for them at eight. That's great. Wow. That's going to be interesting. It's going to be really interesting to see. I mean, be great if Ryan wins.

I love Ryan. But if he loses, it's tough, man. Fuck yeah. It's tough. It's tough with his management to get him this fight. Obviously, huge payday, but stylistically. He's still got star power, Ryan Garcia. Again, star power in regards to social media.

On social media, Trump's Devin Haney. Not even close. Now, only one of them is ranked in the top six pound for pound rankings. I think Ryan's not even ranked in, you know, 140, 145, not in the top five. Devin Haney's ranked, I think, six pound for pound in the world.

So when it comes, again, they're two different worlds. In the real world, Devin Haney's a much bigger thing when it comes to boxing skills and as far as having a career. This is what's happening in life. Have you seen this new app? Where you can, it's an app where you can post a picture or a video and you will go viral.

And all your contacts will say amazing things to you and you'll get all this engagement But how do you how do you go all fake? Oh just shows it. It's not like real people It's an AI that that that makes you that gives you everything except for it's not real. It's really weird Can you go back go back up there? So then why would you do it? It's really weird So bud Crawford is Earl's 10 is 10. This is for 2023 because 2024 just started. Shukr Stevenson. Monster.

Tyson Fury. This is all pound for pound ranking. Yeah, just pound for pound. Monta Davis is seven. This is 2023. Yeah, but 2024 is, we're only halfway in there. So Devin Haney is six. Okay.

He's a killer. Yeah, monster. Killer. Yeah, monster Haney is six. Okay. He's a killer. Yeah. Monster killer. Canelo four. Who's six, three. This guy's awesome. Yeah. He's amazing. I like to watch that guy. Transgraph for number one. That makes sense. We see what I'm saying. Like Ryan's not,'s not, he can't sniff the pound for pound.

Do you think Devin Haney belongs above, uh, Javante Davis? He's good, man. Haney's so good. His fundamentals are insane. Insane. So good. Best jab in boxing. Really? By far. Super talented. Not a knockout artist. Like if he were to knock out Ryan, that'd be a little surprising. I think he beats him by decision. But it depends what version of Ryan we get.

Yeah, but for Ryan, yeah, you know, he has all this fame, you know, but on social media. Big difference. Mm-hmm. Mm- difference. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And there's guys like that. That's what's insane about Sugar Sean is he was a guy where his fame outshined his kind of credentials in fighting

because he got really famous off Dana White's Contenders series, right? And Snoop Dogg and Uriah and that knockout. And so he was this massive star all of a sudden. So his followers outshined his actual talent, but then over time, and then he caught up to it. And he is the guy we thought he was, you know? Where that's so rare.

So it's so fucking rare. Yeah. Yep. You can, yeah. That kind of style. That's gotta feel good when he digs into your liver like that look at his fucking body caving. Oh Fuck yes, but that's probably his big like and if you look at Ryan's biggest win, that's probably his biggest win Oh my God. Yeah. Campbell.

He, and now Campbell was a, Campbell was a gold medalist in the Olympics. Didn't have a great pro career in the Olympics. He was a stud, but it's Ryan Garcia's best win. Yep. And he still got knocked down. I almost got knocked out in that fight. What do you think the odds are of Ryan Garcia taking on one of the Paul brothers then? Probably pretty good in the future, pretty good the way he's going.

It'd be interesting to see him fight Jake Paul because Jake's a lot bigger, but Ryan's a better boxer. Yeah, let's get him. But he would be like the guy that crosses over, you know, it makes sense. How many followers do you have? Ryan? Yeah. Almost 11 million. You know? It makes sense. How many followers do you have? Right, there. Almost 11 million. You know, he's massive.

Look how many Haney has. But yeah, I could see him doing something like that, which isn't a great thing, you know? Like, Javante Davis, Canelo Alvarez, 2.8. Devin Haney's not gonna do that stuff. You know, because they're focused on boxing. They don't really care about the thing. Haney's not that do that stuff, you know, cuz they're they're focused on boxing. They don't really he's not that much shorter either From what I've seen when they're looking at

No, they look pretty similar Oh, well, Dora the explorer backpack. Jake said that Jake's hilarious. Just curious. What's, you know, you know about his mom. Like why even bring that up? Just the nice guy jumping in the comments. Just curious, why bringing mothers into it? Not a conspiracy. Ryan is a hoe. Four days long. Not a conspiracy. Ryan is a hoe. That's funny. And Devin, you don't, he's just calm, cool, collected. Devin's mom died last month. Did it? Did she?

just calm, cool, collect. Yeah, Devin's mom died last month. Did it? Did she? Yeah. Ugh, that's shitty. Yeah. That is horrible. Bad.

It's terrible. What the fuck, dude? That's not cool. This is not good. It's not good trash talk, it sucks. Get better at trash talk. Fuck. Oh, and Brian said, where's your mom, bitch?

Yeah. Oh, God. That's not cool. But is that fake? Is that playing into it? We've heard fighters call out other fighters' family before, right? Not when they're dead, no.

You're saying is the mom dying fake? No, I'm saying like, is that something they've already pre-discussed? Like, okay, you're gonna mention my mom. No? Uh-uh. Cause I thought MMA fighters have done that in the past. They brought up dead dads and stuff.

No. Cause there was someone who did do that and it looked, it went really bad. Oh, Dregus Duplisi did it to Strickland. Yeah. What did he do? Did not go well. Did not go well with anybody. Yeah. It was a horrible look. Oh, I'm going to beat you up the way your dad did. I'm going to beat you worse than your dad did.

That's what it was. Yeah. People don't like that shit. I'm always seeing like a grandmother that died. I don't see his mother. I don't know if it's his mom. So his mom may not be in the picture. I don't know what's going on,

but that's just bad. It's not a great face there, right? So it says rest in power. So it's just his grandma. Yeah. That's what I, that's all I can see. Wolf is, you left me something deeper there. I don't know. F with me, I see it in your eyes, I see it in your eyes. We're just going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow.

I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to go with the flow. I'm going to a boxer this weekend. You're drunk. I'm gonna drown you. I'm gonna drown you. You can't f with me. You can't f with me. I see it in your eyes. I see it in your eyes. Where's your mom at? Where's your mom, bitch? Where's your mom? Where's your mom? B, where's your mama? B? Where's your fat ass mom? Where's your fat ass mom? Okay.

And then we saw that video. No, we see that video. Keep going down, Jen. And then we saw that video. No, we see that video. Keep going down, Jen. It's unclear what happened to Haney's mother. However, his grandmother reportedly played a big role in the suffering and passed away last month. So, it's his grandmother then. Yeah, his grandmother. So, his mom may not so much be there. Yeah, so maybe like that his grandma was like his mom. That's why he's so upset.

Yeah, his mom, I don't think his mom has been around. Yeah, I think that's what he's doing. His mom is not really present each so mom hasn't been in the picture. I Mean there are better ways to get under someone's skin and not be it I mean that'd do it but also if you're Ryan Garcia, you're trying to piss Devin off so bad. Yeah, cuz Devon's like a counter puncher very strategic doesn't take you know It doesn't get hit don't take a lot of risk right needs him to open up to knock him out So maybe he's you know doing the Connor thing with Aldo where they just get so upset they get You know so emotional he comes forward right so there's that play

I don't know if he's doing that but one could assume one could assume one could hope Yeah, yeah, it's tough Not good buddy But one could assume. One could assume. One could hope. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. Not good, buddy. Not good, Bill. I know. I watched the fight though. Oh yeah.

Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. Saturday night. It's gonna be a good fight. You won't watch it. You'll be on stage. You'll be on stage. No, cause I won't be on stage till 10.30. Oh yeah, and they're at fight at eight.

Cause I got two shows. You'll be able to see it. I got a show Friday at 9.45, Saturday at 9 fight at two shows. Friday at nine 45 Saturday at nine 45. One show, Friday and show Saturday. Brand bro. That's it. Yeah. You'll be to watch it. Brick town comedy club, April 26 and 27. Come see that in Oklahoma city, Oklahoma. Come on now. Boy, rare. You get to watch a fight. Well, if

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No, I don't. First one's, remember, I'm sure you guys have all seen this already, the Armand Tsurikian punching a fan that was in the crowd. I guess the guy was flipping him off. Yeah, and look at this guy, by the way. Here's the thing. And Armand was saying that he goes, I'm from Russia.

Like, you do that. Don't do that stuff. Yeah, don't do that. if you do that in Russia. Did you ever see the difference between when the guy had this horn and he'd go, boop, like that, and I think he did it in Sweden, and the guy was like, whoa, like that. He tried that shit in Russia.

They fought him. Now everybody knew how to fight, too. Everybody was like, ba-ba-ba. They'd come right at him. He started getting his face punched. So this guy, I mean, just first of all, look at his face. Does he, he seems like, I don't know.

A dick? Doesn't he, I don't mean to be a dick, but I mean like. Well, but what's weird is I saw in the interview he had someone interviewed him, I forget what out. Bloody Elbow. Was it, I thought Bloody Elbow folded. No, it's still around. And they said that he, he said that he just flipped him off,

nothing else, didn't call him out, didn't try to do anything. Yeah, he was like, I like him that he just flipped him off. Nothing else. Didn't call him out. Didn't try to do anything. Yeah. He was like, I like him. I just flipped them off. I had some drinks. He's like, the UFC 300 was so fun. Just having fun.

I mean, but that's a douchebag move. A lot of haters are doing that. Look what he says here, too. I like to apologize to Armand for provoking and flipping him off. He's a man. He's a man. But keep reading. No, he's a man.

I was buzzing all day in the moment it got to me. It was my first time attending a live UFC event. It was absolutely incredible. I'm glad the incident wasn't bad as it could have been. Because they could have kicked him out. I do want to make clear that I didn't pull him towards me, yell out offensive words or anything of that nature. I flipped him off, nothing else.

Congrats to Armand on his great performance and best of luck to him against wherever he fights for the title he's a man he said sorry uh men don't flip other men off especially but yeah you hear why i wouldn't define him as a man like a man doesn't go to a professional event and then flip another man off who can beat you up he apologized he probably he really wanted uh to answer daniel white's comment like oh we're probably gonna get sued sued for yeah soon as the press conference Dan goes we're getting sued Yeah fighter hit a fan because I will not sue that never crossed my mind my first thought was I hope I don't get kicked out Thank you uncle Dan for blessing us with amazing 300 card and can you bless me my brothers up with tickets to UFC 303? What absolutely? He seems like such a douchebag. I can't believe you defend this guy. You love it. Which guy this is

He seems like such a douchebag. I can't believe you defend this guy. You love it? Which guy? This guy that cool. Oh, I thought Sarukin said that. No, no, no, fuck no. I won't sue, just give me some tickets. Oh, you gotta add that up?

Come on, guys. He just seems like a douchebag. You get blessed with, when my brothers would take us to the UFC 303, Dana's like, get the fuck out of here. Exactly. Where is that guy from? I wanna know where that fucking guy is from.

Ah, damn it. Look him up. Look him up. Does it matter? It kinda does. He's American. Yeah? Where is that guy from? I want to know where that fucking guy is from. Ah, damn it. Look him up. Does it matter? It kind of does. He's American. Yeah. But why does it matter where he's from? I don't know.

No, let's not have the podcast. I'm going to screeching. He's a cocky guy. We'll do it. We'll talk about it on the next show. Yeah. All right. We'll look into it.

He's Arden. Is that Russian? Obed Arden. Oh, I think he's probably Israeli yeah we have to do some yeah deep dive in I'm sure Obed Arden is a is that I think he's probably Israeli dissent but I bet you he's American oh so this happened in Australia there was like a some terrible person that had a knife and killed six people injured 12 and this guy Is a French guy that was living in Australia on a visa. Yeah, he uh

He took a like a pillar a plastic pillar and try to do, you know Attack him with that. I'll just show the clip is super super short though. You'll see here so this is the attacker on the left and this guy is trying to like Fight him stop him and did he stop him or the guy just went down So yeah So he actually made him back up to the point where a police officer saw the guy that with the knife and shot him killed Him killed him. He's a piece of shit But girls are loving this guy now. Alright, so uh, yeah, he's a hunk and plus the the prime minister I think yeah I think it's prime minister of Australia

is giving him permanent citizenship to Australia because he was there for the visa it only lasts a certain amount of time yeah horrible think some asshole comes in yeah and this guy and then girls are loving this guy so I want to show his first victim he went to stab a mom pushing a baby no he didn't kill them it's all yeah he's all women all women for some reason is Christ yeah so that's the guy he's a friend he's from France oh my god little dime some green eyes so the dime part right and then I saw this picture with his teeth pushing her fucking oh the teeth does it like a bull shark it does yeah the teeth does affect your face so much right? I was a bull shark. Oh

Man with his clothes. He's a dime. Yeah, he's like ah See right there like yeah, the dudes hot and then he opens his mouth. You're like, oh the woman pushing a baby characters Yeah, I don't know the details of the idea. Yeah, it's horrible Anyway, man, they he should get a veneer sponsor That's what they should hook him up with. Like dude, you get Australian citizenship and veneers or dime. Invisalign. Let's start with that. Oh, no, no, no, buddy. He that's no, he has to definitely get some stuff done. There's a lot of reconstructive work there. Just some, just some, uh, holy fuck strong teeth, believe dude,

he's a hero though. Yeah, he's a hero matters Yeah, that's what I'm saying like this fucking piece of shit. You can't get over that, huh? No, but here's the nears would really help him out. Yeah. Yeah, and he should definitely get it for free now Yeah, someone should offer him some sort of deal I'm sure they will because we're not the only thing in Steve doing holy shit, but man, that's a rough Damien Garoc All right next so Shohei Otani is interpreter Yeah, that's a rough. Damien Garrott. All right, next. So Shohei Otani is interpreter. It's done guys.

Shohei has been wiped clean of these gambling issues. It's all his interpreter. And now his attorney is coming out and saying, you know what? We did it. We're taking blame for it. But what's coming out that's super important are the dollar amounts. It's hilarious. Shin, if you scroll down a little bit.

So if you look down there, it says between November 2021 and January 2024, he made over 19,000 bets. 19,000 from $10,000, which is hilarious. We injured such an addict to a degenerate. Would you call that an addiction? $10 to 160 per bet. The average bet being roughly 12,800 so look Mazo mazohara had winnings bets of 142 million and you're like damn he did well, but he lost 182 million with a negative balance of 40 million. He lost 40 million dollars who pays for that now Well, let me ask you this. Yeah, who believes this? You think Ohtani at his high function level had his interpreter gave him full access to his bank account?

I do. I'll tell you the only reason I think that is because his interpreter is looking at real jail time and nobody's doing real jail time for your boss. Unless. Oh, yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. Not 18 years, you're not 18. at real jail time and nobody's doing real jail time for your boss unless. Oh, yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. Not 18 years or not?

You're going to go. Oh, they're not going to give him 18 years. Uh, he was the one doing it. No, he's not giving 18 years. They're not giving him 18 years. It says it was a bank account in Arizona. That was a private bank account that then Ms. Yorihara, again, impersonated Otani to execute wire transfers from the account to the bookies. You probably did it.

Gamblers figure out a way. When you're an addict, you find a way. You think Otani's still the one? Yeah, yeah. And thank God this guy took the fall. Otani, go dodge him. I like that as a story, and that's what I thought for a while,

but I'm thinking that I don't, how much time is this guy looking at? The article doesn't say that. Because what they the first thing they do, but I mean the DA would say. Ohtani's not pressing charges either though. No, but I'm saying the first thing that the district attorney would do would be like, you have something to tell us? Are you the one who did this? Because we want the big fish.

That's what they do. They don't want him taking it. That big fish is already under investigation. Because the supposed bookie is already someone that the feds are looking into at the core beach. The highlight of this story to me, though, was there was an additional $325,000 transferred from accounts because he was purchasing

over 1,000 baseball cards as well So the guys not just gambling like he's buying and selling and getting into the baseball card business Which there's tons of me This guy I wonder if this guy is a history of this though. Do you have a history of gambling? He's from Irvine, California I'm also curious How's it work? So let's say you were stealing money from me, but we're boys, so I didn't press. Is it, you know what I'm saying?

Because I'm not pressing charges, are you cleared? No, because the district attorney, because the state presses charges if you've done things like wire fraud and things like that. Yeah, I Also heard that Otani did like willingly turn in his phone his cell phone so they can look at and they found nothing on it So, I don't know. Yeah, no, no, no, I I think this guy might have been the one who did it like he faked it I know the guy who? Knows the bookie super well and was the guy who went to the feds. I know a lot about this story and he thought for sure it was Otani. That was the whole deal, right?

But now it looks like it's probably the guy. Pretty crazy. Because the first thing that they want, so the first thing that the FBI wants is they want the guy who actually did the crime. They don't want the guy who's covering. They want, they're like, yeah, they want the guy who actually did the crime. They don't want the guy who's covering. They want, they're like... No, they don't care. They want the real thing.

They want the real thing. Of course. So, that's the only thing I'm thinking. That bookie though is under investigation. That bookie is already, I think, in custody. But why would the bookie be in trouble? He's just doing his job. Go because it's illegal to do the gambling.

Yeah. And that bookie had like 20 mini bookies under him that I know one by one they're getting after right now. And they're just trying to flip them all on each other. Yeah. And yeah, people in that business are flipping for sure. But because it's illegal to be a book in California. What are the charges against them? Because they're substantial. Like they're really substantial. It's on top.

I think the biggest one was the fraud. Can't you type in what charges is insert name we can't spell? What charges is Mizuhara's looking at? Hey, either way, I think that's not Otani. Even if it was. I told you. I don't, even if he would have a camera problem it doesn't matter he's too he's too talented bank fraud bank

fraud alleged 39 year old took advantage closest tiny 40 million okay but it and then bank fraud is how long you go away for bank fraud? Well, let the forget, just take a look. It's not about that. He's, he's being charged with it. Listen, chin. Yeah. How, how much, what is Missouri being charged with? That's what we did.

Yeah. We just did that. Bank fraud. It, that's what it said. Yeah. Charges. And it was over 40 million. Oh, so he's looking at 30 years.

Yeah. Hey, a little steep, right? It's a little steep. Well, Steve, I know a guy he's looking at 30 years. Yeah. A little steep, right? It's a little steep. A little steep. I know a guy who murdered a guy who got six years. Yeah, it's a little steep. It's like, come on. I don't think he'll do that much time,

but he'll do enough. Cause you stole a lot. Supposedly. You still holding on to that? Yeah, I'm not buying it. You know, that's what time is just stupid as hell. Here man, here's my bank account. They just wired $700 million and have fun.

The Just Department, Just Officials announced criminal charges against Ipe right there. Go down there. Go on that article right there. I bet you what, he can't go to Japan. You made Otani look bad the the face of the fucking country he can't he can go to japan No more your favorite sushi place out Out 100 even even in la out. He's not welcome here. I think boy. Yep out How dare you embarrass him.

Tell me if you want to scroll, bro. He was basically became the star's de facto manager. Uh, yep. They're all enabling and withdrawing money from the account. Oh, so he's more than a interpreter. He was a manager. He was interpreting a honey to bank employees to finance his insatiable appetite.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Boy, what a bad gambling. That's so much money. Oh, that's such a crazy addiction. $142 million? The only way you stop is by getting caught. I want to emphasize this point.

Couldn't old Tony pick up when he lost a $40 million bet and he was in a bad mood for no reason? It's like, why do you care about a Clippers Grizzlies game so much? Why are you like this right now? Why are you crying? You know that LeBron made two free throws this reminds me of like a he said technically I did steal for him from him It's all over for me Faced up to 30 years in federal prison if he's convicted, you know, he has to do single count of bank fraud as a Japanese Man, you know, he has to do what take a sword. Oh, yeah, he should I don't know if she should but remember Dana Oh not Dana fucking

Dane cook his even his brother-in-law Dane's working on his craft, right? Yeah, and his brother-in-law just stole a ton of money from I think this happens His brother was also like his manager his half brother which is like So I think that could happen if you're focused if he's his business manager Yeah, he has act like like likes could be stealing from me right now Who could know easily I guess I think you're so busy working on content, right? Yeah, I don't pay attention So this could happen. You were stolen from we were yeah. Well, yeah, we were But that guy that makes sense and we should have seen it from the jump

But like like a close manager or something That would be heartbreaking. Of course it was so maybe Otani was like, you know, he's like a brother You never steal from me. So yeah, here's the bank account. You know what I Could see this this could totally happen. Yeah Makes sense But you probably want to go out to someone different. That's a lot of money man 40 million dollars. All right, dude. But dude, here's the takeaway. Think how much money Ohtani has where he didn't even notice.

He did. $140 million is missing. That's like Sting had five million. He's like what? When Sting, Howard Stern was interviewing Sting, and he goes, so your manager or whoever was stole $5 million? That's how much it was. He goes, I think so.

What do you mean, think so? It was something like that. You know, it's probably maybe, I think it's a little more. He goes, you don't even know? He goes, I mean, you know, I don't know. At Sting's level. Yeah, Sting's.

At Otani's level, like 142 million. Think how much money this dude has. Yeah. Well, he looks at Bank of America, he's like, hell yeah, even though it's missing 142 million. Yeah, no, I think, did he still steal a total of 16 million? No, more than that.

And then turned into 142 but lost, yeah, I don't know, who the fuck knows. He might still owe the bookers money. Anyway, all right. That doesn't work. 16 million, lost 40 million. Yeah. Now a tight move. What do you want? Like a hundred something million loss? Yeah.

Yeah. Whatever. Well, he's got that backpack on. Oh, this is yeah. Wait, dad gets it. Next one we got a former Dodgers pitcher, Trevor Bauer. He was accused of sexual assault allegations and now his accusers actually being arraigned on the 26th.

Yeah. Former Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer. He was accused of sexual assault allegations and now his accusers actually being Arraigned on the 26th. Yep. This is important to know both women both women That that said he beat them up and had all these details One said he forced her to get an abortion. She was never pregnant She has been so the one girl we know, scumbag, put makeup on to fake her injuries. That's all been found out to be a complete lie. Also the texts.

All the texts. This is the first one that made the news. Yeah, but also the texts, her texts are a friend like, oh, I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna do this. Yeah, get that bag, bitch. Yep, it was all a ruse. I don't know if she said get that bag bitch. Don't you feel bad about

ruining his career? She goes not really total sociopath total scumbag. She's out there still out there doing her shit terrible human being. But is there another guy going after her? Is that different? No so this is the second woman who came out with this whole story. Trevor Bauer was like oh really? She's been sued she's being sued by the state for fraud She did this to another man. So she's being I'm sorry. She's not being sued. She's being Arrested she's been arrested and charged with like 19 counts for for for felony extortion and

Fraud boy, he knows how to pick him, huh? She's a complete scumbag. And by the way, ready for this? She has accused 10 other men of sexual assault and harassment. That's how she makes her living. That's how she makes her living. She is, she should be in jail forever. These people are such scumbags. Then there were two other women who said some shit. They jumped on the train when they were pressed to go in front of a jury and actually not perjure themselves. They were like, we don't want to do this. One girl was even sued by his first accuser to make, make her, you know, make her corroborate. And she was like, fuck you.

I'm not doing it. I'm not getting myself in trouble. She's a fucking liar too. He's completely innocent. And no MLB team will take a shot. And he's like, he said in his fucking, in his, in the, in, in his video, he goes, what more do I have to do to prove I'm innocent, to go back to

get earning a living? That's so insane. You guys like, it's like, and shame on all the fucking, hopefully now the, the baseball teams, like the Yankees who need him, there are a lot of people that need him, will give this good person who doesn't deserve this a chance. This is cancel culture at its worst. This is me too at its worst.

Yeah, I don't get it. This is the scumbag. At the end of it, it says Bauer has not been, hold on, Chid, Bauer has not been arrested or charged with any criminal wrongdoing. Think how long ago that was. So you think if you're the Dodgers,'re like, all right, we're bad, we see what's going on, it was a mistake. You can understand how we were a little

trigger happy on this, we didn't want to deal with the PR, but we see nothing's wrong and bring him back. Who would be upset at that? This fraudster was so dumb that he's got text after text of her saying, I want some of your sperm. Will you sleep with me? I was trying to hit on you. After, then she went to the cops, because you wouldn't give her $3.6 million.

Scum. Awful human beings. That poor guy, man. Sociopaths used to, they used to think that sociopaths were mainly, belonged to the male population. Now they find that women, they haven't studied it enough,

there are a lot of women who have zero feelings and they use reputation destruction, especially sexual allegations, to ruin people's life. Fucking pigs, scumbags. That's terrible, man. Yeah. And Trevor Bauer's fucking doing the eastbound and down in Mexico right now?

Yeah. Yeah. Young man. Fuck. Matt Ariza. Did he ever get to work? He wasn't even in... No, he got picked up. He did? Yeah. Oh, that's so good. Oh, you just found out. That's so good. Yeah, he got picked up. Oh, I love hearing that. He got picked up by a really good team. Oh, I love that, bub. That makes me so happy. That makes me so happy That makes it was it the eagles That's so fucking good chiefs chiefs. That's right. Oh, oh, oh super star. Yes God bless. Isn't that cool? That makes me really yeah, I posted that the day You got signed fucking as it looks like i'm a chiefs fan even though i'm from denver love it way to go matt

Isn't that great? Fuck? Yeah, not only did he get on team. He got on the best team I love that there's sunshine at the end of that shitty rainbow. Redemption. Let's take a little break. Listen, Fieldcraft Survival, there's an app. You want, you need, you don't, you are not ready for an emergency. You're not ready for a life that threatens you.

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We were both fighting on the same card, we had different opponents and then for whatever reason it's a long story somebody dropped out so they rejiggled the card and I was fighting Chael. This was like 10 days before the fight so we didn't really have time for anything to manifest or to brew you know there was no bad feelings couldn't you know arise it was like before. He looks good. I'll go with stepping on the scale. Gotcha. I remember I squared up to Chael on the the way ins yeah and you know you try

and do you be like in his face yeah the action with that is so fucking dead I'm in there I'm like I always used to give not give him a head but just just like a little, you know, just a little touch, you know, cause you're trying to insert your last minute dominance, you know, and jail just said, what cologne are you wearing? You smell delightful. Chills. Great. Chills.

Fucking hilarious. I believe he beat Michael up pretty bad there. I think he took him down. I forget that. I forgot that fight too. That's a good question. He had him on the ground a lot. He just kept double legging him and just, you know, he's like, I, Michael up pretty bad there. I think he took him down. I forget that. I forgot that fight too.

That's a good question. He just kept double legging him and just fucking did the same thing to, uh, to our boy, um, Nate Markort. Yeah. He just, his blast landed some good, uh, jumping knees on him, but yeah, but, and Nate said I should have wrestled him, but yeah, he, he lost. Yeah.

Chael beat him. Yeah. Chael beat him. Chael, Chael just kind of five round. I remember that just had him on the ground. Just fucking, it was just a nightmare. It just kept grinding him. Just hard. It couldn't deal with his wrestling.

And that gave a chill the title shot. Yeah. Just draws. I saw a business at the UFC. He looks great. Yeah. He's a stud. Yep.

What else you got, Jen? Let me look home one sec. I forgot, business being fought, GSB. That was his biggest pay-per-view by far. Jesus. GSB, wait. Business being fought, GSB? Yeah.

Yeah, but GSB GSP? Yeah. Yeah, but GSP beat him. Yeah, I'm saying it's his biggest pay-per-view. Oh. I'm looking at it. What's this? So Stephen Balmer owns the Clippers guys and in their last home game,

he decided to pick up all the concessions tabs for fans during the game. That's pretty cool. I mean, from the crap owner they had before, to like this. That's pretty cool. Yeah Really cool. Now. I don't know how people are getting their money back It's a good way to do it though

but my buddy my buddy owns a very very bill and my buddy owns a very very exclusive restaurant in St. Barts and He has the richest people in the world that come in there the richest people and they bring their whole family So it could be anybody you've heard of just comes in, they bring 10 of their family members, and they spend crazy money, obviously, especially if they're wine drinkers, and the average tab is 20 grand or something.

And my friend always makes it a practice, though. Once a season, especially if they've come in a bunch, he'll just look at them at the last day and go, it's all in the house. And they go, what? It's a $20,000 bill. He goes, it's all in the house. It's for you, thank you.

And that goes such a long way, because when you're super rich, nobody ever does that. People go, what the fuck, you did that for me? That's so cool. It's no different than the Vegas casinos giving you free penthouses. Like people who gamble a lot, they give them the best room. They give them everything, they fly you privately.

Sure, because they're going to get theirs. But a restaurant, like a mom and pop restaurant's different. You know, it's a little different. I mean, same idea. They're going to get theirs. Like the markup on the restaurant. You're going to get yours. Oh, but St. Barts?

Yeah. You're going to get yours. He could do that every day and be fine. But it's cool he does it once a season. Well. You know what I'm saying? It's like he still made money that night. Yeah.

Yeah. A lot of money. Yeah. That's the idea, though. Yeah, yeah. It goes a long way. You get a good feeling, and you're like, oh, I like that place. Yeah, and the people there, it's a nice gesture, but it's not like it would have hurt their pockets. Yeah. Very good.

Well, I got a question, expertise here. You want to pull this one up? Give us a second here. This one right? Ojo Singo says he wants to spar Max Holloway. And I think there's a clip of him saying it too. Yeah, I posted this. Let me ask you a question now. Let me ask you a question. Because I was state wrestling champ in 82.

Okay? He's lying. You know you see my hands go. I got his hands. He's joking. So at what point do you think Max Holloway would beat me if we were to get an octagon like round one two or three? 30 seconds Wait, what you mean 30 seconds 30 You're not young 30. I'm putting all My money I'm taking all the money. I got everything I own and put it on back out of it

So you think you think you think you think, you think Max Holloway can beat me? Beat the brakes off you, and two more people just like you. What, what? Two more people just like you. Beat the brakes off you, and two more people just like you. You know you see my hands go, I got hands.

So at what point do you think Max? I love it. I was a state wrestling champion at 82. No, he wasn't. No. Because he's not that old. Yeah. That's the joke. He's great.

He's great. Yeah. Two more guys just like you. I posted this. I said, Max Holloway has a better chance catching a pass against the Denver Broncos than Ocho Cinco does beating up Max Holloway. You're out of your goddamn money.

That's so funny. That's great. And Max commented, Ocho nightcap be too strong for him Is he's not it's so that's actual cap or no He's talking like nightcap like your drink before you go to oh gosh. He's talking craziness cuz he was like adjusting is like yeah That one imagine if Shannon Sharp had been a fucking MMA fighter. That guy's just one of the ultimate freaks. Dad fulfills nine year old son's dream of having a pet octopus a week later. She lays over 40 eggs.

We just talked about octopus. Octopus are not a good animal to own. 40 eggs. They're not, huh? Look how happy this kid is. Dude, I was feeding my fish yesterday. I had to get a, you know, it's that big 400 gallon tank. I had to get a cover over the top

because the fish when they eat, they like go under like fucking great whites and pop out. And so like rattle the thing, dude. So it has a heavy fucking wood cover over it. And they see the food coming, the arowana goes boom. Knocks the fucking top off. Flop it on the floor. I had to get a big net and fucking toss him back in there.

Holy shit. Dude, it's wild. Man. Wild. It's scary. You can get off more than you can chew. Oh, it's scary. But everyone's like, just get a cover, you'll be fine. Oh, why?

Because they should be in the Amazon River. Jumping in the air. Instead of my stupid fucking tank. Maybe. Maybe in the Amazon. Maybe he'd rather just suffocate on my wood floor than live in that tank. Could you put him in a river anywhere? I guess he needs warm water. Let him die. Yeah, no.

No, I can't just toss him in like the fucking Calabasas Lake. He needs to be in the Amazon. Yeah, dude. It gets too cold out there for him. My tank stays at 82 baby. The heat bill is cracking. 400 gallon tank 82 degrees at all times. It's a big tank. Because I wanted a stupid fucking arowana from Amazon. 400 gallon tank. It's long it's like as long as that wall. It's in my basement.

It's in my man cave. It's in my fish cave. You know we got a tank being built here. Really? Yeah dope tank. It's cool. It's gonna be cool. Can's in my fish cave. You know we got a tank being built here? Really? Yeah, dope tank. That's cool. It's gonna be cool. Can I choose some fish? Absolutely not.

No? No, no. Can I get involved in the old hobby? No, no, no. I got koi, you know. I know. Hey. Yeah, everyone has koi.

I can bring my koi in just to say hi. Got some goldfish. My little fish, they get eaten though by the arowana. Yeah well we won't have an arowana in there. This can be a community tank. Oh. So it's like smaller friendly fish. What's my fish? The koi. No I want a fish. Well you messed with goldfish. Hey you're being a fish snob dude. Let me get involved. No you know what it is though like just let's say we didn't know each other. Yeah.

And someone's like, can't want you to meet my friend. Okay. What's he into? They're like, well, he drives a Tesla and it's all white with white interior. That's a bad sign. He wears flip flops with jeans. I go, oh, I hate that. And then they go, he also owns many goldfish.

And then I would look at that person go I'm not gay I'm not gay though but I'll I'll have a coffee with them you know you just charge me like that dude yeah I'm doing it right now and I know you I mean be cool though I just want to be part of the group you don't though what if I come in with an octopus that now you're in. Yeah. Especially one of those blue ring octopuses that can kill you. No, we don't want that. No, you don't want to fuck with a poisonous

dude. When you lay your head down at night, do you go, I don't know why I'm into Tesla's goldfish and sandals. And also just the same clothes over and over again. That I can handle. That's not as gay.

Yeah. That's just, you're not a fashion guy. Yeah. But it's the goldfish, right? Yeah, the koi, say koi though. I have two koi and four goldfish. I know, but you do own goldfish, which is like. Yeah, one of my goldfish just disappeared,

I don't know where it is. A pair of raccoon or something, God bless them. Fucking raccoon, I heard it the other night and I went out there. You're just like basic stuff. Like you're very detailed about food, but then outside of that, it's just basic. Say what are you into, Brian? Nothing. Basic.

Yep. Car, you go, does it have four wheels? I never used to lock, I never once locked my door in Venice. Not once to my house. Like if somebody could steal something, the only thing they can get is my flat screen TV. I don't own anything else of value. There's nothing you could steal that I would give a fuck about, including my Ford Explorer. I've just, and it's not because I'm not materialistic.

It's because I just don't. You're just not into it. I'm just not into it. You're not into watches. Nothing. Like when I bought you those nice Gucci shoes. Yeah, I don't own. I don't own anything of value.

I really don't. I don't own a watch. I don't own a single thing of value. I have a phone and I have a flat screen TV. You come into my house, that's all you're getting. All right, take my flat screen TV. Bad house to rob. Yeah, shitty house to rob.

Because you don't have any, yeah. Yeah, I just don't have anything. Like I had this conversation with some people The criminals would come in and be like I guess take the almond butter. It's really expensive literally. Yeah, that's what they just take The coffee beans. I was with two people who are like you they just they have they love really nice watches They have cars Porsches and all that they're like you're not in the cars. You're not in the clothes. You're not in the jewelry I said I'm not even a little bit.

So if I gave you money, I'd be so disappointing to you. Life's too short not to drive a fast car. Well, my Tesla, fucking kicks. B, you're driving a Tesla that's fast right now. Are we going to ignore that? My loaner is a plaid Tesla, but not just a plaid Tesla. It's like a hooked up plaid Tesla. That's a crazy plaid car. Suspension, wheels, everything. What? A plaid Tesla? But not just a plaid Tesla, it's like a hooked up plaid Tesla. Like suspension, wheels, everything. It's the fastest Tesla you can get.

So then, what are you thinking? I mean, you've gotta be like, holy shit, I'm a convert. Absolutely not. So, since I've had it, I sucked a lot of cock. And I don't know what it is, dude. That's got a fin on the back of it. Dude, I don't know what it is, dude. That's got a, that's got a fit on the back of it. Dude, I don't know what it is.

You've been sucking, you've been, have you been picking up random dudes? You can't do that, dude. I know, it's unlike me. No, no, no, that's not, you have to fight that. And the only change I've made is I've driven that thing around. Well, that's the problem, dude. And I just can't stop sucking cock. No, you can't.

I don't know what it is, dude. I don't know if it's the test flow. I know. It just might be that you just kind of want to do it No, you but you so my my two trucks are in the shop My buddy Burt was like I got a loaner for you. I know you only mess with cars over a thousand horsepower He was I know you hate Tesla's but I want you to take this for to your trucks done and just give me your real Opinion on it. I was like that even then I'm like that he's a he's like, it's not your normal Tesla plaid. They're bad ass already.

Like I've hooked this thing up as much as you can with a Tesla. He's like, so you won't look so gay in it. I'm like, all right, whatever. And I get it. I drive home and the first day that now your first ignition initial reaction, like damn, this thing's fast. This thing is fast. This thing can go. And then no, no, no. My Dodge Demon will beat it. And I'm actually going to race it. That's adorable. Oh, I promise you. It will get been in. No, no, no. My Dodge Demon will beat it and I'm actually going to race. That's adorable. Oh, I promise you. Well, we'd get crushed by. No, no. What are you talking about? I'd rather you talk to me about fish than cars. Oh no.

Your Dodge Demon can't do shit against that. Off the line. First of all, that thing is beating you off the line. No, no, no. I mean, what do you mean? No. I do. We have to do your Dodge. Demon's not beating. Do we have to do 1200 horsepower?? Not be do we have to do was a 1200 horsepower? Yeah, it's tuned Yeah No, and and people have already beat it I wish we weren't doing this to yourself a plaid you talking about Devon Haney and Ryan Garcia Break down that for me instead of this the plan is sick. No, I know it's sick for you. Sorry boys

I know I know it's your holy grail. What don't you like I go it so the initial reaction It's fast. It's just a different kind of fast. It like jerks you back, like a ride at Disneyland. And then after that, after about 10 minutes, I went, I'm looking around. It's just so basic. There's no heart or soul to these things. It's like you're driving.

It's a computer. It's like a big iPad. The screen is this big. You're driving an iPad. You're driving the future. No you're not, not my future. So you're driving around and it's just this huge screen, it's fast, there's more to cars than just being fast.

Well it's the least effort to put into a car. It drives for you. If you like to drive, if you're a driver. It's not the car for you. Like my 20 year old Ford Lightning is way funner than that. Not even close to that plaid. Yeah, my friends are like that. It's so much more fun.

If you're a driver, if you're a Porsche guy, you would never ever. There's inline six Porsches from the 70s and 80s that are the funnest cars to drive. Stick. But that Tesla plaid, it just cemented how I feel. Tesla is for people who don't care about driving. There's people like you. And again, people think, oh, you hate on Tesla because the technology, none of that stuff. You got to realize I live in California.

So when Newsom says we're getting rid of all combustion engines, you have to have an electric by 2030, whatever you want. You want, you want, you want. Oh, well, then you got my attention. He hold on. Hold on. I'm fine with electric cars, but when you force me, now you got my attention and I fucking hate you.

Yeah, and not only do I hate you, I hate Teslas and everything they stand for. You want to have to pull up to an oil well just to get the oil and then with bunker fuel and have it spew all over the. Again, if that's your vibe, I don't care, do what you want to do, but it's just not, I will never drive it. I will never drive it.

Never. I will never drive one of those. I just don't get it. Life's too short man to drive that piece of shit. And don't call it a piece of shit. I know. I'm sorry. That's too much.

I like, I like Elon, but I just, I don't get it. I took my demon today. He gave it to me. He gave it to me. Uh, what to me, what, two days ago. I drove, picked my son up from school. My son was so upset. They hate Teslas. Every time they see one on the road, they go, boo, boo.

I love that. And they might have learned that from me. But when I picked him up from school, he's like, what are you doing? I was like, I'm so sorry. So it's just been parked at my house. I refuse, I just, it's terrible. What'd you drive here? I dodge Demon.

It's terrible. I don't get it, I don't get it. I just don't. You can't drive the owner. That's okay, that's okay. I just don't get it. The screen, the everything, the steering wheel sucks. Yeah.

The AC comes out of the fucking steering wheel in my eyes. Yeah, it's like Where do you want? Because the steering wheel is like this right down the plat? It's it's like, you know, this weird little steering. Oh, you mean that airplane thing? Yeah. Yeah, that's terrible I would hate that the whole thing. It's just You know on the highway just like going it's just Rogan sold on I think maybe he was Maybe yeah But he likes like the technology stuff and then he also has a collection of the most badass Combustion combustion engines you've ever seen. Yeah, so he can dip his toe in that, you know

But it's just not for me and it will never be for me ever And I also don't suck cock. What? I just, I can't did I'm sick. I'm exhausted. I got no sleep last night. Yeah. The back of your neck. Oh, my neck is so bunched up sucking so much stick. Yeah.

Can I sit in that Dodge demon? Absolutely not. What else you got Jen? Uh, I think we're supposed to watch this video before. Okay. Let's call it. All right, let's call it. Yeah. Fine. You want to, you want to do this video before. Okay. Let's call it. Let's call it. Yeah. You want to do this one or you want to end it?

Oh yeah, for sure. So, uh, Katy Perry might be the last year on Idol, you guys. And look who she said would be an ideal replacement for her as a judge. Jelly roll. What a co-sign. Your show, Brandon. He could not, you know what? It's not my show.

I only like the first episodes when they're searching for the talent. Once they get to the top 20 and it's overproduced, I'm out. You're out. Everyone sounds exactly the same. The judges give no criticism. Everyone's the best. Everyone's going to be the next superstar. No one damn well that made a superstar in fucking years since Carrie Underwood.

So it's just, it's not my thing. It gets too overproduced. It's too friendly. Like you'll see a person, horrible performance, even, you know, I don't know shit about singing, I know that's not singing, and they're like, it was so good, you look like a superstar girl, we can't wait to see you tomorrow night, please vote.

I'm like, get the fuck out of here, like it's not real. We need Simon Kalibak. Right. I think Jelly's too sweet for this. I agree with you. But Jelly's too sweet, but he's, you know, maybe he would give some critical, you know, kind of advice. And then, but he also connects them.

Like he cried with one girl, like Jelly's pretty perfect for it. He's awesome. He'd be amazing for this part, yeah. I still think they need someone to just be like, you suck and get out of here. 100%. Is Katy Perry married? Yes, to Orlando Bloom and they have a child. It's not happening, Brian.

Just checking. You know she makes like 27 million a year on that show, and the rest of the cast makes seven? She makes more than Richie? Not even close. Richie makes the least amount. She is so beautiful. Yeah, she makes like 20 or maybe 30.

That's some crazy number. Her and Ryan Seacroft is the highest paid. And then Luke and Lionel Richie make I think seven each. But I hear a lot of people complaining about equal pay when it comes to American Idol. So she makes 25 million and then look at what the other boys make. I think it's like seven or 10, but significantly less. You can just, alright, I was gonna say,

you just look at that. What? Go ahead, do your thing. It says 10 million for Lionel Richie. Yeah, 10. Not even half. Wow. And Luke makes the exact same.

Damn. 10 million's a lot. All right. But she is the exact same. Damn. Ten million's a lot. All right. But she is the biggest star. Yeah, she is. All right, kids. All right, kids, that's it. See you in a...

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