The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub got BLACKFISHED | TFATK Ep. 884

Episode Date: April 6, 2023

The guys talk Brendan's unsettling trip to SeaWorld, the arrest of Donald Trump, UFC 287 Alex Pereira vs Israel Adesanya 2 predictions, this weekend's Calabasas Fight Companion guests, Kid Rock's video protesting Bud Light and much more! Black Tux - https://theblacktux.com/FIGHTER with promo code FIGHTER   Onnit - https://www.onnit.com/fatk  

Yes we did, cause we back at it again It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid This is really the fighter in the kid Come on baby Come on

You're back in sandals and jeans, huh? Where are my toe holes? Worn those for a while No, you know, some days I decide I'm gonna free my feet You know what I mean? I'm gonna put these amazing part sandals on. I think flip flops. Yeah. They feel good on my feet.

Oh, they stand by. They stand by. Stand by. No, they look good. And it's cold outside. They'll call it outside. When it's raining, when it's raining daddy wears his boots. I know, I'm just a resident.

You just went sandals for that. I just sometimes I just go, I go, go I go let's do this and I just slip in the middle you have to be about that in the first minute Jen like that remember I just tested it doesn't doesn't make a difference really no it doesn't make a difference all the YouTube has become what's the word about as sanitized as the old TV shows oh you even look at our boy, just dropped a special. And he had to reupload it. He had to reupload it.

No, not Big J. Big J dropped his, is today the fifth? Big J special. Go watch Big J special. Big J Olsen, dog belt, just dropped out. Big J Olsen. Today the fifth. One of the funniest people on the planet. Oh, one of the best.

He's so fast and so funny. He's just so subtle. That guy's just, he's professionally funny. But his, his, yeah, he's paid to do it, right? His special drop today, but who am I, what's his name? The young handsome bastard. Young kid, we can do it.

Oh, Matt Rife. Matt Rife dropped his. It got flagged, so he had to take it down and then re-upload. Why? Because Twitter wants, I'm not Twitter, YouTube wants to make it a safe space for everybody. So if you say certain words, so now comics, YouTube used to be our one place you could go. If you don't want to be on Netflix or Comedy Central or maybe couldn't be on HBO or Showtime,

you can go to YouTube and get more eyeballs on it. But now, depending on your joke, they're going to censor and suppress it. So he had to, I think, change a few things. Are you saying that people in YouTube and other social media companies are sensitive to words? To words, yes. It's not freedom of speech on YouTube anymore, my man. Yeah, it's gonna get interesting.

Because for, I guess the route to, it's not, did you not get new fans? As you say, the route to goes, the Lucy K version. Yeah. Lucy K, Shultzi did, but Shultzi still upload his to YouTube, but Lucy K has been new for a hot second for all of us. He was just, you could just get at Lucy K. There are new, there are new, these new platforms,

like Rumble and stuff are starting. Well, I saw Dave Rubin goes, Dave Rubin goes, when I was on YouTube before, even I realized I was shadowed bad, I was getting about 100,000 views, he was now on rumble, I'm getting 400K. There you go. But that's also, Rumble's a very right fan base.

So he fits that. I prefer to say they believe in freedom of speech, not censoring anybody. And I think right now, the rights over there. But. The rights over there right now, no, it's a right platform. Yeah. 100%. Let's just call it what it is.

It's not playing that way, but that it's definitely a right Platform now if they open up to more and used the loud to talk every want great I always say, you know, just it just seems like if you have a point of view that is counter to the Corporate narrative the mainstream corporate narrative you're gonna get, you need rumble. Yeah, you need rumble, you need something else too, you know? Yeah. That rogan, that Shellenberger thing with rogan is pretty fascinating. God, pretty fascinating.

Let's stress me out. I think that what I got from it was that Trump went after the deep state. And I remember, I need some- Yes, good. Well, I swear to God, I've never said this out loud that I remember I know some people who are maybe in the deep state or might be or no people in the deep state or in there in that branch of government. And I remember his wife who was also in that she said she said something to the effect. She said, he doesn't know that when you go that bad

on the deep state and you kind of openly threaten them. Well, you openly are calling them incompetent, calling them stupidity, that they have ways to get back at you. She said that. You think? Yeah, and my friend, my friend who was her husband said something like, yeah, that's for sure, something like that.

That's all I said. And I clocked it. I remember I clocked it. And I was like, it does make sense. Let me ask you this. Did your friend who say he's in the deep state tell you he's in the deep state? No, for sure.

No, in fact, you don't tell people. It's funny you ask that question. That's very interesting you ask that question. Because you can't tell people. No, in fact, you don't tell people. It's funny you ask that question. That's very interesting you ask that question. Because you can't do that. So they, if you met them, you would be told that they do something very different. The problem is that they're always gone. And the problem is that they live different places.

And they live in places that I know. Yeah, I don't trust them. So let me give you an example. Like my one friend was in a bot about exactly for one year and then two weeks later, that's where they got to been loved. Yeah, shady. So that's where I put things together and I went,

Paul, what are you doing? And then he has a very different job. But I don't know what they do exactly, but the points that I know, they know. I know. Certain things about it, yeah. But it was really interesting here, I don't think they're involved in that, but I think, well, they just, they just know. I know certain things about it. Yeah, but it was really interesting here. I don't think they're involved in that, but I think well, they just said they just know you out

of they just kind of said that it doesn't end well for anybody. Yeah, it was powerful. Well, but the CIA and the FBI, there were people who really did believe that Trump was a threat to to our to our to their to their sure, but they they were people thought he was unhinged and and crazy enough to do something and I that that I don't know that's not why they came after they came after him because he was you know he was against the grain he was in plane there was a plane there I would say there are a lot of conservatives in and in that organization there are a lot of conservatives and patriots. I feel like he seemed to be when he started making rumblings about...

He's a wild man. Yeah, that's why we can't. Because he's not gonna tow the line. Yeah, we can't have that. That's why some people love him. And obviously he's dealing with a number of issues now because you're seeing how this plays out. Yeah.

With the Trump stuff, and obviously got indicted yesterday, to me, it's so stupid that whatever is 34 felonies, they're not felonies, they're Mr. Meadows, right? So what they're doing, and I think this, this isn't going for a while, this can go into the election next year. So he's still going to be doing with that. It's clearly, clearly a play to mess up him being the Republican. Yes, president. Republicans are a problem.

Oh, 100% some of them. At least she's got that great, but it's making them bigger. It's making them bigger for, you know, and it just to be very, I don't think Trump's the, you know, politics are fucked right now. We, him and Biden don't represent anybody, right? But it was you like Trump more than Biden's because he's not your typical politician, right?

Yeah, he's definitely many other things. But what they're doing right now, you know, all he's gonna do in some weird world Let's say becomes president. You know, he can do this to Biden and it's just gonna come back We're gonna be dealing with the shit and it's like that. That's my, that's my word. This isn't making America better. That worry is that we are now a country that can prosecute your political enemies. And whether you're on the left or right,

you should be worried. Yeah, because- I'm not the biggest Trump fan. I'm not the biggest Biden fan. I like any of them. But when you can prosecute a former president, and for political reason? Later on, Later on.

Later on. I'm not going into politics. That's the case. Like, nobody who's a qualified is going to go, hold on. Let's see, I can become the president. And then because I made political enemies, I can get myself in trouble.

But you should be more worried about, we want your president. You want the president to make the nation better. He's going to be so tied up in revenge if he becomes president. And doing this to the Biden, the Hunter Biden, and then the Fauci. Well, you were gonna be dealing with this

for like four years. That's why that's why. That might be also part of the plan because a lot of people, to distract us. Yes, but a lot of people. And what's really going on? A lot of swing voters aren't gonna want to deal

with that distraction. And that's the plan is to keep Trump from winning that's all he's gonna do is yeah, and that's that's for Republicans to they don't want him in there And then when Fauci said there's a real pandemic next year I guarantee it right around the election. Just like Yeah, everybody's Oh, what oh my god, you're doing it to it again. Yeah. You're gonna leak it again? Yeah. Right around the election. Just kill me. How is it?

It's never been a worst time to be involved in politics. It's a disaster. I would say what I've enjoyed watching with you is how you have become a political animal because you had to be. Oh. Because we're walking around like, hey man, shoes, I got my chains, I got my cars and all of a sudden politics comes to you.

And I, hey you, hey we're gonna keep your kids out of school. We're gonna do this and they all say, hey motherfucker, wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's like government. How can they do that? You're gonna have government as big as you want, but it's when it starts interfering with my life.

Yeah, man. All on. Yeah, man. That's the issue. It's not good. That's the issue. And then what's even scarier is, you know, Biden, who knows if it even make it not good. That's the issue and the what's even scarier is you know Biden Who knows if I even make it to 2020 for the run for president probably in a pass away?

So who's up next to verse Trump Your old boy who's ruined our lives and makes it want to leave California gaffin knew some yeah, these are my options Yeah, these are my fucking option. Gavin Newsome Gavin Gavin Newsom is the symptom of a democratic supermajority in California. When you have all, you all, you need a mix. You need blue and red and you need to have them pushing against each other when they're in, in, in their state, literature, and stuff. California has all blue. All blue.

They just like, they just literally took it over with unions and everything else. So there's no pushback in California. And my thing about California is now that Silicon Valley is gone because they made it impossible to do business. You don't have that tax windfall. So now what's going to happen? But we still got sunshine. And the movie studios are out too, because they get better tax breaks elsewhere.

Yeah, that's for sure. I don't know what we're gonna do. We're gonna move to Texas everybody. We'll see, man. Everybody I know is moved to Texas. I'm the holdout. So are you. I know.

Stay in here. I'm gonna wait till properties like values. I'm gonna wait so I can buy a mansion for $6. Here. Yeah. I'm gonna wait until the last time it comes Detroit. And I'm gonna buy a house for I'm gonna buy all. Here? Yeah. Once the church comes, he's right. And I'm gonna buy a house for, I'm gonna buy all the houses for $6.

The Chicago, I mean, the LA's gonna come with Chicago. Yeah, but that's okay. The Chicago mayor, you that just ran on racism towards whites. Yeah, yeah, he, what, hey, yeah, the, be cool man, that's how white guy,

he be cool bro, the fuck. Well, again, it's like he was, his opponent was a guy who wasn't, he was pro choice, but he, but a long time ago, 10 years ago, his opponent said something to the effect of, I am fundamentally pro life, but he, but he's, in other words, I'm pro life, but I wouldn't impose on anybody else,

and they kept running that and running that, and that's what wasn't going to look like. Yeah, yeah. Because white progressives are like, no, wait a minute. Let's take a break Brent. We take a break. Take a break and I'm taking a little break I'll be in Atlanta not a break. I'm be working. Huh? I'm taking me work. I'm taking a break from LA life because I'm headed to Atlanta next Thursday Friday Saturday Atlanta, Georgia, Europe then after that

It's LaHoyah comedy store June 2nd through the 4th. I'm jumping across the pond, starting with bell fast, June 15th. You look up, I'm all over Europe, UK, London, Cardiff, Dublin, Manchester, Glasgow. And then I end the trip in Dublin. June 25th, June 25th. One show only in every single city. It's a theater run, so come get you some UK, England, Dublin, you know what I'm saying. Think it's at thickboy.com. Brian, where are you gonna be, buddy? I'll be at the helium comedy club April 20th to the 22nd. I got comedy zone, the Vesonite theater, May 4th, 5th and 6th,

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I'm sure they've changed their ways. And my girl wanted to take the kiddos, right? And I was like, can they even have killer whales? She's like, yeah, look it upside, look it up. She was right, they have killer whales. But now, because those trainers died, you know, and then PETA and all that gun involved in it. So they have killer whales, but they can't get in the water with them.

But they still make them do tricks and shit. Okay. So they're, it's the only difference is still there is still a Willie the sea world. They're still, they're still up shop. Yeah, there's still, there's, there's like two or three still killer whales in their big boys. And they set around the world. They have like 60, I I think but they can't They can't breed them so

This is it but I go okay. What's your youngest one? He's like like 15. How long they live? Yes, I don't know 60 years 70 years depend if we take care of them like oh well, they're gonna be around forever Dude that's how he's about to end of it to be gone I'm like yeah, but if you didn't be running this thing for the next 60 years with killer whales And then there was one big killer whale, again, I haven't seen the dog before I went to see a world, and it was a big one, and we did the thing where you eat lunch, you can eat lunch next to this, the fucking killer whales, and they're like,

going around, stuff, resting, but the big one had his fin like this. That's not good, right? And I went, we had a tour guide with us, and you know, we eat lunch, he leaves, and then when we get, we're like seeing the seals or some bullshit. And I go, hey man, quick question.

The big killer whale in there, he looked sad, dude. It's a thing, it's like this, he was too. Do you watch the doctor? I have him, but I know one of the things they reference is that means like it's depressed, not doing well, man. The biggest one in there is things like this. And he goes, dude, that dog is bullshit, man. That's just propaganda.

It's a sunburn. It's a sunburn. It messes with the collagen in the fin and it goes down. I was like, I don't know. I didn't say that, but I went, okay, cool. In my head I was all, that makes no sense. Are there killer whales in a wild like that?

Some of them, but again, they can be sad too. They think it's a depression thing, or, you know, but he said it's cause the collagen breaking down that it slowed those. I got floppies, flippers. So if I'm depressed and you say, but he says, cause the collagen breaking down the slope of that. I got floppy flippers. So if I'm depressed and you say, what's wrong? I got floppy flippers. I got a can see your floppy flips.

So then that was the first alarm, like, that's weird. But then the rest, like the penguins, stuff they're thriving, they have like a frozen tunnel where they can jump. The problem I think with killer whales is if they're so smart, chin, bring up an aerial view of SeaWorld and bring up where the killer whales are. Look at how small this area is.

No, I know that, but that's what they're saying. So, we go through the whole thing, kids have a blast, they're grabbing dolphins, boasters, way to aggressive with the pain, like grabbing this foot and shit. And then we get back to the hotel and I go, I guess I wanna see something, I have my three seven year old,

I'm gonna put on his documentary on SeaWorld Like a fish. Yeah, not terrible, but this looks terrible. Yeah, that's terrible That's a swimming pool that they live in but dude, so we put on the black fish documentary. Have you seen it be? No dude First of all, I can't watch it. It's awful. So first of all there's one I can't watch it. It's awful. So first of all, there's one killer whale that was, they got it from Canada, it was notoriously known for being super aggressive and killing instructors. So before it killed the big instructor, I think that was in Florida. Before it killed that instructor, it already killed somebody up in fucking Canada and they just shipped it down to Florida. That's like the priests that my lasting kids are like, Canada and they just shipped it down to Florida. That's like the priests down my last in kids.

They're like, ah, you gotta go down. We'll have to come over here. So he's already by nature aggressive and he was huge too. And then what happens too is they're not in Canada. They used to lock him base a cell. So I'll tell you a confinement in this little cell. So he was super angry. He's like, dude, I don't want to be here.

So they sent down to Florida. He's aggressive already, fucked up a trainer, but C-World kept hiding it. Go now, the corporate bullshit. So then that one girl got killed by that C-Line. Here's the thing. That C-Line, C-Line or so. I'm sorry, Killer Whale.

Killer Whale, before this, there's a guy who jumped into the late at night. I think a guy who jumped into the, late at night. I think it was the same day, late at night. This same Killer Whale jumped into the exhibit, jumped in the water, was like, swim around. You know what happened to him? No. They didn't tell you?

No, I think he got his genitals ripped off, sir. What? Yeah, that's Killer Whale went, what do we have here? Looks like a little worm in the water. Oh, because he was naked. Oh, that's your wee wee. He was we have here? Looks like a little worm in the water. Oh, because he was naked. Well, that's your wee wee. He was naked.

How? It is dick off. Ripped his dick off, killed him. Like horrible death. Oh, kill him. Oh, dude. Yeah, he ripped your dick off. Killed him.

They don't report that. They say, guy jumped in drowned. They don't tell you how he died. That poor trainer, that died? Dude, prior to this, he was a super aggressive, and they show this trainer. He grabs the trainer by the leg and because he's pissed, man, he wants to get out into the ocean.

He's going under and keeps, he would dive under deep, deep. And this trainer is a veteran. So he knew to hold his breath and not fight it. So that's the thing. He came to the top and he was like exhausted. You're talking 30 minutes going up and down, fucking with them. Finally, they let him go.

They don't just, I don't know if he can suspend the killer well whatever. They're like eyes fine Then that trip go to a corner that girl go to the corner that girl trainer Well, they reported yet she got mauled by the the killer well malled sir Won't you look into it? They said because she had a ponytail They know you not supposed to have a ponytail well the ponytail had nothing to do with it They have the video. she's sitting in it grabs by the leg. When it takes it under, it doesn't rip her genitals off.

Oh, it... Shank. Shank. Scalp. Honk. It pulls her scalp off. Off, dude. There's a Ted Bunnies of the Sea, daddy.

We pulled her scalp off. Ripped her scalp off. And when they did the autopsy, it was like ripped scalp, lacerations, crushed her head, ripped limbs off, bro, every, every limb, it's color well. So I don't know if you know this, but that's a, is that a 20,000 pound animal? No, 6,000 pounds, 6,000 pounds.

6,000 pounds. How much? 6,000. I think they're bigger than 6,000 no 6,000 pounds dude 20,000 words. It's not a sign of it 8 8 6. Yeah, it's a female. Look at the males No, but look at the males. The females are bigger than the males whole place. I don't know about that dude I know my 16,000 pounds, Baba 16,000 pounds Okay, okay now listen listen you calm down

Now I'm sitting the ones in the two world aren't that big because they're raised in the small Confinement if there's a difference like eight. No, the one I killed her is six the one that killed her was 6,000 pounds That's a lot of weight. It's all but it's also to the savages. They have no enemies in the ocean Well, they 22,000 pounds. How is killer? Well. Well, they, 22,000 pounds, how many is killer whale? Jesus, 32 feet long, 22,000 pounds. No things you know, or is? Yeah, and after I watched that dog, you're like, what are we doing?

And what are we doing? And I looked at my girl, I go, hold up. I've never seen this dog. Yeah. I was, I'm, you know, I'm ignorant to it. But you've seen the dog, you still ask you to see work. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, that's fucked up. That's fucked up.

That's fucked up. I ever tell you I got caught in Riptide in New Zealand and I got caught in Laila. And a pot of killer whales saw me and I went and they brushed you back in. And no, it didn't do anything. It just slapped the water with its tail. I think it got you.

And then they all jumped over me. And then they formed a circle around me. See, I like you're making the story a little more exciting, cause you're about to... And they created bubbles form. You're gonna associate SeaWorld with you getting trapped at sea, which has nothing to do with each other.

I appreciate you kind of blending it with SeaWorld. But blending it, because they all formed these bubbles and it brought into the surface because I was drowning. And it washed me ashore and then I went like this, I went, oh yeah. And they didn't rip your dick off, they suck, yeah. No, they couldn't believe my dick, even in cold water, I think.

That was a more yield. No, the other thing I see when you pay for that thing, the food's awful, the buffet food. Yeah, it's better food that depressed me of course My friend went like this just from the fucking buffet. Yeah, the food was awful and then when we went to the the sea No, it's the dolphin ink to it. They can't get in the water with them They still they can't get in water with any of the other dolphins No, cuz they keep people keep dying. I mean dolphins., so good fucking. Dolphins. Dolphins.

Yeah. Even then, the trainers, not happy. They just, you can tell there's like some weird like, sea world drama going on. The trainers were not happy. They're just drama. Like, first of all, they're real short with us. They're like, we need to break this up.

How many do we have? And she's like, I just told you. We have four groups. We're breaking up five. She's one and a half five. We only have four dolphins. And so they're like, oh just told you, we have four groups, we're breaking her five. She's, we don't have five. We only have four dolphins written, so they're like, oh my, this is weird. And then she's trying to do the dolphin new tricks

and she blows, she goes, whatever Rex he's been difficult today, doesn't want to do it. He goes, keep the animal that you have. Keep the animal that you have. We don't have time for this. I was like, wow. Like, is like daddy what's wrong? I'm like, I'm not sure, but.

Wow. And then they fucked up and they allowed the rest of the people to come in, because you're supposed to have like this private toy. They allowed them to come and like, I'm not sure. But, and then they fucked up and they allowed the rest of the people to come in, because you're supposed to have like this private tour. They allowed them to come, like, let's wrap it up where they were for three minutes. When you have, when you are a sea world trainer, you get into that, you get into that,

so that you can, I'm guessing, you can swim with killer whales and dolphins. Like, you got into that, because you want to be on the top of their nose as they push you in and you stand like that and everybody claps. Some of them just do it for the love of the animals but it's in that black fish documentary.

Like, that's what I thought. Like, my son was asking me, he's like, dad to be one of them because he loved it. Tiger's so into animals like I was his kid. We just bought lizards. So he was, he was like, dad, I have to go to school to do this stuff.

I'm like, dude, you have major in through all of you. Bubba bug, tell them like, you'll do all the schooling. school to do this stuff. I'm like, dude, you have a major in suology, blah, blah, blah, blah, tell him, like, you're gonna do all the schooling. No, man, you watched that black fish documentary at the one guy, I was like, yeah, I was like fixing brake pads and then there's a sign to come to see the world. So they've seen them in the water with killer whales. He's like, I didn't know, I was gonna love it so much.

I just stuck around, he died. He died. Oh, he died. Oh, he died, sir. Because that killer sir. Yeah, cuz that killer that killer well No, because that killer well well that killer well went because killer well cannonball on him though on him Yeah, so you see the killer well tuck his fin like this and just cannonball right on his face. Yeah, he died. He died Yeah, I suck it work out. He died. He said he drowned Well, wait, they said he drowned

That's a lot of good point. The point is that killer well. I was killing everybody. He said he drowned. Of course. They said he drowned. That's a lot of point. The point is that killer well, I was killing everybody. Yeah. This is where two world fucked up. They show him freedom. So they just get his big old cock out and they just stroke it like really man. Oh, there's just a dude stroke it in a bag. That's not true. Yeah, I promise. They show him. He's like laying on his back. You know, when they call him like, and they come up and they're a big seedic. This thing is a big CQ cumber. Bring up Killer Whale deck.

No, it's a big CQ cumber, like baby, frills. This, at least this long, this wide, there it is. That's a cock. I don't know if this is real cock. No, no, go, go that one, like it looks like a, like yeah, that's it. That's his day. See, they thought it was the Loch Ness Monster, bitch.

It's a whale penis. Yeah, that's, they're in the Loch Ness Monster, bitch. That's the boy ol' penis. Yeah, they ain't the Loch Ness Monster. That's a big old Loch Ness cock. Wow. Yeah, so they jack that thing off and get the semen into baggies. Now here's the thing, that there it is, that big old cucumber.

They're there jacking it, jacking it hard. She kinda right here, right? That's from Blackfish, that's the actual, there it is. Oh man. So as things, till come, that till comes that's the actual, there it is. So as they tilt them, that tilt comes that fucking Ted Bundy of the sea. So tilt them, they jack them off non-stop and then they got all the other female killer whales pregnant

with his DNA. The problem is, is he's the killer dude. That'd be like, let's take controls Manson, jack them off and then having all this offspring. So those other kilowatts are all seeds of this fucking serial killer, Killer Whale. Well, that serial killer, Killer Whale, was also made a serial killer

because of the fact that they kept him in jail. Well, that too, right? That too, but then also he's just an aggressive killer whale by nature. That's what this from day one. Probably, yeah. And then there's show what happens. There's show what happens when he introduced the killer whales into a new pod. They get so fucked up.

They do. Yeah, man. And the huge one, he's like whatever, 10,000 pounds, he's so big, he was as agile as the females. They take their dorsal fins and run against his tummy and his bodies. Dude, huge gashes. And they show his big ass jump up and the crowd's like, yeah, blood. Oh, no. And he was like, oh my God, like, okay, we have to shut this down.

Just blood everywhere. So when you see, I asked the same thing, those killer whales had marked all over them. I mean, what are the fucking scars from the, it can be from them going on the bottom and doing the, dude, it's because he is a new kid. He's the new kid. And the other guys are going, I'm going to cut you up with my, we're going to cut you up. We're going to mark you up. And this door's a fence, not sad. This thing is fucking razor sharp. No kidding. And they can cut you with their door. So thin. Yeah, that's the whole thing was just, again, now the kids had a E-blast.

You're talking about animals. It's a kid time. The kind of animals where great whites, full grown, great whites, if they even hear them anywhere, they're like, run! And they run away. Great whites.

Great whites are like, holy shit, kill them. Now, I'll be transparent, kids have a great time. Okay? At the expense of these killer whales. Okay daddy in this family had a good time. Well, but it was very sad once you know what's going on there. Are they giving that away for free? They're not.

That's way cheaper than Disneyland and some shit like that. Yeah, Disneyland's insane. Disneyland you give up a kid. You're a trade your kid. Yeah. Yeah, Disneyland's out of control. SeaWorld is a good time and if you talk to them, they're doing a lot to take care of the animals and stuff like that.

Yeah. And the rest of the animals, all good, baby. The one white whale was doing this thing, you know. He looked like he was having a good time. There's a blue guy in there. Yeah, the blue guy, my son's favorite animal. He liked the white whale. The blue guy's just something else.

Yep. White whales. He liked the white whale. Have you had the white? Yeah. Yeah. White whales are the blue guys. I was like, what was your favorite? He was like, ah, I like the white whale. I'm like,? Yeah. Yep. White whale is the belugas. I was like, what was your favorite? He was like, ah, I like the white whale.

I'm like, okay, well, don't say that out loud. Did you like the black sea lion? Is it like the white whale? No, white whale, dad. I'm like, all right, well, little racism. Yep. You know what the narwhal is? The what?

A narwhal? Uh-oh. Bring up a narwhal. It's unicorn oh they didn't have that there look at that thing they had some fat ass walruses did they?

yeah some octopus that looked extra sad really? they're smarter than those killer whales they're very smart and their tank's tiny yeah well you I don't need to tell them are

no are you gonna get an octopus? no they're they're bad at all to own. Why? Because they like to hide. So they hide? Yeah, they're awful. They just hide.

And the only time they come out was when you put fish in there for the meat. Because they used to never and stuff like that. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, they like to play hide and go see 24-7. They do. Yeah, so if you get one, you're like, okay.

Well then, and I don't think that- And you can only have one oak to push. You can't have anything else in there because I kill everything. They do everything. Everything. You can't have coral, dude. They'll fucking fuck up the coral and crunch it up. See, it's getting alone in there just like-

Yeah. Now an octopus lives about a year, I think. No. No, certain ones do. Life span. The other one, no. They're so expensive. You went by an animal for a year. I think they don't have a long I think. No, no, certain ones too. The other one, no. They're so expensive you went by an animal for a year. I think they don't have a long lifespan. There's certain ones that don't.

35? Well that's giant. Giant, this is the best. But that's what they have at SeaWorld, that giant one. One, look at that. Both Wildcat and Livlofer, they won the five years. I know a lot about things, don't ever go no. Well no, there's certain ones that only live a year,

but five years, I guess you'd make that investment. I'm in the 1-3-1-3 years. But you don't wanna buy a kid a fucking octopus and he lives for a year? I know. Isn't that a bummer? A year? I know.

But I thought you wanted one of those super poisonous ones. I do. Until I found out that all they do is play Hongo's Seek. And you can't fucking find them. My kid was like, what are we doing? What are we doing? Well, my fish guy Brian was like, yeah, this dentist's office, you know, I usually, you know, I'm an expert, he's legit, he's been doing it for 30 years.

He goes, I know everything here is about fish. Because this dentist's office, these Koreans, Chen, he goes, they wanted an octopus. He's like, you don't want an octopus, you're never going to see it. They're professional Hangeo's Seek octopus. You're never gonna see it. They're professional hide and go seek people. You're never gonna see them. You're never gonna fucking see him. The only time you're seeing him is when I put a fish in, and even then, if he knows there's people around,

he's gonna wait and then come out and steal him. He's like, you don't want it. Like, no, we need an octopus. All right, bitch, we're getting an octopus. They get this massive tank, 80 grand later, they call, hey, where the fuck is an octopus? Why told you? You don't see him, right?

Like, we never see him, he never comes out. You might see his little tentacle hanging off the side of some shit, oh no, he's not like floating around smiling and shit. No. No, I'm gonna see 24 or seven bits. Really? Yeah, and then they, that's probably in the wild too.

Yeah, because everything wants to eat him. You never see him. He works when I eat him, everything wants to eat him. You never see him. Well, my octopus teachers. Did you see that? Yes, yeah, that's why I don't eat that's why I don't need a octopus. Yeah, it's so fucked up There's so smart so smart you know they can feel how you're feeling when they grab on you if you're scared If you're tim if you're sad. Yeah, yeah, I do face. Yeah, dude. I don't know man. It really makes you like I saw this woman

I mean I'll you kill a real right now. This woman raised a donkey. Well, I got a star. I kill well right now. Those things are the tad bunny of the sea. The sushi place called hum got shut down because they were they were serving dolphin. Hey and well. What's called hump? Dolphin in the well. It's called they're giving away, dude. Hum's a more gaming version of beef. Yeah, okay, because it's a mammal. Oh, that's right. It's a mammal.

It's mammal. Now, it looks on fish, but it's pretty delicious. Yeah. A lot of mercury, apparently. But what was I gonna say? This has been octopus talk. I love a nice octopus to watch watch them watch them watch them watch them. Oh, this donkey, this donkey saw, this woman raised this donkey from a baby.

And she calls him, it had the donkey hadn't seen her. And the donkey comes out and goes, Rock her, and no, just put its face on her, just, and he was like, he was so happy, and you go you go fuck that's a donkey. They have deep feelings. Yeah, so maybe I won't eat animals anymore Well, you don't need don't you don't need donky. I don't need donky But cows are cute too. Baby cascues shit dude. I know but Now they eat donkeys, but when you think about a octopus you know there was a

This I forget where this place was But they they have the video you can look it up chin. I forget where it was But they had an octopus all the way across the room all the way across the room I know I know all the time then across the way they had some expensive fish They couldn't figure out why the fish kept disappearing so they set up cameras and when they left for the night Turn the the lights down disappearing. So they set up cameras. And when they left for the night and turned the lights down, the octopus and their escape artists, their Houdini of the sea, they would, the camera caught this octopus walking across the fucking room into the other fish tank, eating, having his food, dipping back out into his tank, closing the

lid so they didn't notice him. And you're going to kill that thing? That's crazy. I remember we tried to look for this in a different mirror, a mirror, a saucer, a fucking savaget. It says this but we don't always see it. No? No, we look for this before. No, but then there's the guy who did the thing.

I'm at home. That's just gets out of a jar. Oh dude, they're insane to keep. Insane. Now that looks like it's real, bud. What happened? I mean, I just couldn't find the one where it goes across and gets fish, but I remember it. Yeah, yeah So it's basically basically an octopus just thought moving on top of a jar. He's like sweet jar, bitch

Yeah, octopus are sweet. They look cool, too Donkeys and octopus is my two favorite animals guys My son super into lizards now because where we buy our exotic fish they have exotic They have a dragon with two of them. Yeah, two of them But I'm but they're at the still at the store right now because we're waiting because I had to buy the tank Oh, so now you got lizards. You have to feed them crickets or no worms. No, just crickets. No, crickets smell like the worst ass.

No, crickets are easy. But they'll stink. My earwann is eat crickets. So I eat by crickets. Oh. Yeah, earwann is eat crickets. Do they get out? No, no, no.

They get out and go to heaven, cricket, heaven. Yeah, I think what you're saying. Because the earwann is destroy them. Yeah, how many legs in the water like this? Oh, boy. They destroy them. Yeah, they go right for them. It's fun to watch.

Here I wanna, how's the luck streak going? The what? How's the luck streak going? What's that? Oh good? Good luck. Yeah, good luck. They're getting bigger too.

I gotta upgrade my tank. I'm gonna come and dip my finger in there. No, I'm not for you. No, just for the luck. No, you're gonna touch it. You're gonna catch me like this, grabbing it. Just, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Are you eating them? Yeah. Kettle my beathum. Yeah. Welcome to Humps. Like you come uh, uh, Franky the lock. Allah Allah. Are you eating them?

Yeah. Calamab eating. Yeah. Welcome to hams. Like you come home, I got a nice candy. And I'm just a nice salsa. Good like captain that with a bib with a bib like this. Hmm.

How are you? No, I catch it by the tank with a fish rod. Yeah. And I'm like, taking over a fighter in the kid. Good luck, dude. Remember in Game of Thrones when he's eating the guys, he's eating a sausage and reek realizes he hasn't a penis anymore?

Oh, that's right. Oh, dude, I just put it together. He's eating dick. Eating a sausage, like a man is doing. Disgusting. He's like, he goes, I'll just... Psycho. Disgusting. I'm always psychomotherfucker. Are you looking forward to the fight Saturday? We're doing companion for it.

I'm really looking forward. Cabas fight, command, you, me, Tripoli, and Cheeto Vera. That's really exciting. Don't ask Cheeto's stupid questions. I love Cheeto Vera. I'm not. Who doesn't? I'm excited about this.

I, uh, who do you got, buddy? I mean, look, you know what? I'm excited about this. Who do you got, buddy? I mean, look, you know what? Now, here's the thing, I'll spare as three, you know, against the way I know. And in history, whenever, especially in the UFC history, it never works out for the guy who lost when he's trying to get the belt back in the history of it. I don't care too much about that stuff. I'm just throwing it out there before you get

a bit. Now it's important. I still have Izzy winning by either finish in the first two rounds or decision. My problem is the thing I can't get around is that Alex Pahera is bigger, stronger, and I believe Alex can just cut the ring off, close distance, get flat-footed and start banging. And I don't know what is he does about it. He didn't do that to late in the round last time. See, things do it early on this time.

I think late in the round, they went like this, they went, hey, we're done playing around. Yeah, well, we're doing it's not working. Yeah, just losing. Go in, yes. Now, go and punch him in the face a lot. Now, remember this, but he tried that in the first fight, just losing. Go in. Yes. Now go and go and punch him in the face. A lot. No, remember this, but he did. He tried that in the in the first fight. Just not too long ago. I think December last year, Matt Square Garden, he tried that. And if there was 10 seconds left in that first round, he would have got finished.

Where he was going to say that because he got caught after the bell. No. No, no, he was like, I guess saved. No, no, no. He was on queer street. Yes, but I think he got hit. No, no. I think he did. There's more punches after, but he was wobbling enough. Right, but I think he was already throwing when the bell rang.

Yes, throwing. I think Alex is going to take it. Which is leaving out. Yeah, which is leaving out. But Alex went, I'm done. Oh, I don't think so. No, no, no. We can play it.

Because the bell did ring yet. We can't play it on air, obviously. But let me look at it. I think you're going to find that I'm... No, I just, no, no. We can play it because the bell didn't ring yet. Let me see it. Yeah, we can't play it on air obviously. But let me look at it. I think you're gonna find that I'm... No, I just watched it be. Yeah. I watched this because I watched that and I think... Hold on.

Yeah, I don't know though. So you're thinking that Izzy will find a way to deal with that onslaught, with that power. Izzy could write, he could... Maybe next year. Oh. So hold on. on slot with that power. Is he could ride? He could This is the finish of Izzy though. Oh Yeah, people think that was a controversial stoppage. Yeah, none of that's it, Jim Well, I don't have the The full video

I know I don't those low kicks are a motherfucker bread, right? Not for it. It's not for easy. The low kicks and nothing nice a professional kickboxer. Yeah, but So but the point is is we'll deal with the lurches too much of a hold up Yeah, but the point is is that the point is is that the time that they've spent together Even in kickbox and the two fights before this and then the one fight in the OC is he's won the majority of the rounds Yeah, he it's just out here hit so fucking hard. I know See that He is just out here hit so fucking hard. I know. I know. Yeah. I just, and he landed a big knee. See that?

See? See, but he's wobbling right before there. You're right. You're right. Hey, I apologize. Hey, I apologize, though. Right? Right?

You're right, Bob. Yeah, of course I'm right. You know what? You know what? You know I'm rooting for Izzy. You know I want him to win badly. Yeah. Just because I just think he's awesome. But I also know what we love Izzy. I'm rooting for Izzy. You know I want him to win badly. Just because I just think he's awesome. But I also know that we love Izzy.

I'm rooting for Izzy. I think as he straight up, harder hearts, I think as he gets it done, not if it manners, because I was curious futures that like heavyweight, Izzy's gonna be at middleweight. And the only thing people are doing is keeping the throne warm for Homsat.

That's it. You think Homsza beats Izzy? Yes. With his wrestling or what? Yeah. Yeah. I think he has no- He does know what's going on.

I think he has an easier time being an Octopier. Yeah, because Alex doesn't wrestle. Zero. Zero. So that's why Alex and his go to lightweight, because who's a champion lightweight? Not a wrestler, Jamal Hill, straight striker. That's right.

And he doesn't have the better degree that Xperia does. I think Xperia is gonna be champion, what's your idea is, so at middleweight and champion, lightweight, heavyweight. Yeah, but there are guys at 205. There are certain Russian guys, came over that guy's name, there are guys that are gonna get against.

Yonkin, Russell. And the other guy, the, there are guys who are gonna take him to the ground. I think, I think, yeah, there are too many guys who just really understand wrestling. None of that matters. I'm saying that there's better matchups for him, because after Izzy gets dice without XP era, the rest of that division can all grapple.

All of them. And then Hamza, it's either in the next few months, he gets a title shot, it's just a matter of time. And he's a better grappling name, but at light heavyweight or middleweight. So he's there. So But light heavyweight or middleweight. Yeah, so he's there so at light heavyweight look yeri striker Jamal Hill champion striker Molly, but he's gonna be a nightmare yons give me a nightmare racket. He's coming off injury, but racket when he's back striker so racket

Yeri and Jamal Hill all great matchups for pure Antismith fun matchup. He's a striker, you know, cryloft striker, Johnny Walker, pure striker, O's mayor, pure striker, Paul Craig Grappler, Nightmare, but he probably won't get the shot at him soon. But you look at the right, look at the front of it. And then go to the middle way, go to the middle way. Mogga, Meg, Ankelive who can strike, but also wrestle. He's, and that's a pain in ass. Yeah, but Yann and him went to us. Yes, the draw.

Now, let's get back to Izzy. And so you think, I mean, I forgot about that. Izzy is, you know, is he winning that fight? You get it done. Of course, but Izzy was winning that fight, too. All the way up to that final blow. He just can't afford to get caught like that. And that's something. Izzy can't afford to get caught like that. And that's how they do.

Here's the thing, is he can get up the first three rounds and then make it very boring the fourth and fifth. Just write it out. And that might happen. Yes. I think either is he knocks him out or when's this? I'm taking Israel out of Sonia. Yeah.

Oh, you are? I'm taking Israel out of Sonia. Now, to be fair, and what's saying, Petey Carroll, who does that show with... Petey Carroll does that show with Ariel. I guess he has the interview come out today where he was saying in the interview, he interviews Izzy's coach,

who's one of the best minds in the game. And he said he went into that interview, thinking Izzy was gonna win, but talking to the coach, he's like, no, I think Pierre's gonna win. Because he's saying Pierre is the greatest knockout artist ever in UFC history. He goes, because fundamentally that's when they watch tape

They're trying to break it down like figure out his power and where he gets from he goes none of it makes sense the way how heavy is on his front foot His powers from God man. He's the hardest hitting guy in the UFC of all time Night was just scary. Yes. Yeah, really that's why he'll be champ of light heavyweight no doubt I mean him versus Jamal Hills ridiculous fight i mean i you know i don't think jimal hill doesn't have the uh... he just doesn't have the patterns he's not as high level of striker no i think i think that pair of breaks down right away and says i see what you're doing and those were looking at that's inspiring a Chinese boxer champion

that's like 6'6", 290's, yes, crazy. Yeah, he's a beast. He's just a fucking beast. He's been doing this for so long. What time? Yeah, but I think he gets it done. Man, if anybody can, it's easy. If anybody can.

Russ Carter's tasty too. Gilbert Burns, Mosville, all. Yeah, I mean, I got Burns on that only because he's a huge favorite. Mosville's become too hardest tasty too. Gilbert Burns, Mosville. Yeah, I mean, I got Burns on that only because... He's a huge favorite. Mosville's become too wealthy, too. He's got all the shit going on. Whenever you have all the shit going on. Ton of stuff, when are you going to have the shit going on?

Really hard to. But then also, Mosville said, if I lose my last fight, whenever I hear that, that ain't good. Good for him, that means he can move on to other stuff. But also, the fight game goes, when you have all those other options. It's not good You got Holland over Paxen. Have you? Easy. Yeah, home mobs the floor with them Adrian Yana's Rob font that the fight finally I

Don't know anything about that. Yeah, I know you don't You right we talked about this. Yep. I know nothing about it. Of course you know rose a junior Christian robbery is good Rosa juniors that 18 year 18 year old long face. Oh, yeah. The longest face. But he's a superstar. Superstar, but that's not an easy fight for him. I think he wins via decision, but that's a tough fight for him.

Yeah. But go back to Rob. Yeah, Joe Fyfer is a savage, we're short. Why is that the fight of the night? Rob Fyfe, Adrian Yannis. Oh man, it's the first like, so Adrian's on a feed in the UFC. It's the first real test for Adrian. He's been mopping the floor with everybody. Rob font top five. Who's the guy that Rob font? Fought Chido. Oh, right.

You got beat up really, really bad It's a rough fight for him. Yeah. Cheeto, Jose was a tough one. Before that he was merc and dude, so. So Rob Foncino, the best there is. It's a very tough fight for Janice. This is where we're gonna see if he's actually a contender. It's gonna be like an amazing boxing match. That's a thing Adrian has, he's that guy who hasn't

really been tested. What'd you say? Didn't he fight Joe Kelly last time? Yeah, Tony Kelly. Yeah. So you look at his, a lot of those guys are learning that you have seen anymore. And that was the not look at performance night,

performance night, performance night, five a night, performance of the night. Damn. Savage. Good, great kid too. You should watch his highlights. Brian. His highlight clips insane.

Yeah, before a companion, I'll send you some fight on him, you blow your mind the kids fucking talent the amazing This is a great it's a great just overall MMA fight, but both their boxing is ridiculous. Yeah, rediculous high high caliber both of them Kevin Hollen needs wings come off two losses. We got Kevin Gaston still at it Kelvin Kelvin. Yeah, Kelvin. Well, why it's funny how people what is the preliminary prelim card? Is it just where your ranking is and that's where you know? Where they they take a guy kelvin gasoline who's been around for so long?

He's a name. He's a name. He's the main event on the prelims So there he's put a big name on the prelims right in order to sell more So it's not like it's not and that's a good thing that that when you're a fighter If you're the name on the preliminines fine, not really it's like if you're Kelvin. I've been just to fight for a title Yeah, but they're just use your name to sell more people. I always shop in show waterson To go mess got married First art Joe Fifers a great fight Carl Williams chase Sherman Since since the Calvue used to be youillo, we thought he was the next thing.

That's the hallway. We thought he was the next champ. Yeah, no, you don't want to be in the pre-limits, B. Yeah, no. And usually they do like a young guy there to see how he does, and then they'll get the main card, but like for that Rosa Jr., to kick off the main pay-per-view is insane at 18.

18 years old, that long face to 18. I know. Not. Now his face, some of that is not from fighting. Some of that is just the way his nose was, I think. But look at his ears. His kismine fighting. No, he looks like a Spanish conqueror.

Yeah. He looks identical. But I think he had a cleft palate. He was born on a cleft palate, so his nose and his lip were attached when he was born. So you know what I'm saying? So I'm saying that that's not necessarily from getting punched in the face.

That's just the way his nose is. And he has a, like if you hear him speak, he has a bit of a, some sort of a speech and pattern that I type to think. Yeah, that's the palate doing that. Yeah. Now, now what is his, how long has been fighting since he was like six? I mean, for instance, he's two years old. It's crazy.

Habsburg, a jaw. It's like a, uh, thing in the real condition. Gender, it's like a thing in your family history. Yeah. Wow. His brother looks completely different though. Wow. His brother looks completely different though. Does he? Yeah. That's not an easy life man for that kid. That's what's up.

I also think that like it's a little bit like the, you got that kid and then you've got, who's our boy Aaron Pico? And these kids have been boxing since they were really young and taking shots to the head. And different for him, because he don't have the same background as Pico. He was national champion boxer.

Yeah, that's jamming. But he, but I've noticed that he goes out real quick. And so as you can get that, that, that your box is definitely because you straight up scrap in boxing. Right. Rosa has it. I would never have, I don't think that's a good idea at all. No, no, no, no.

Right. Although can I own the same thing? Wart out for him. Boxers are really, really careful though in those gyms with those kids. No, no, no They are actually though because the way you are raised they everything's really controlled No, the main thing is don't get hit. No, no, no, no, those those Mexican gyms You know can help right out of thousand fights by time to improve. Yeah, yeah, everyone's doing the same shit I just some people are different

Also Emma may is different. Also, Emma Mays different. He didn't, Emma Mays a little differently in his boxing. Just different. And then some people just are like, cannell's made for it. Some people aren't. And Pico, you know.

Pico's on a winning streak now though. He is. He has great Jackson. Fuck yeah. That's great. Yeah, he's destroying dudes now, man. He's just awesome. I always wanted to, he was such a, He is. You have Greg Jackson. Fuck yeah. That's great. Yeah. He's destroying dudes now, man.

He's just awesome. I always wanted to be. He was such a... He was wrestling on the international circuit 16 years old. He's just a prodigy. So he started off rough and then he won one, two, three, four, five, six. He lost his last one against German Kennedy, but he won six in a row. Well, that's because the shoulder popped out in the corner.

Yeah. Yeah. They try to yank it back. I know. Oh, I know. Didn't just. Oh, he's a savage though. All right. He's still doing the damn thing. Okay. Still hope for him. Good. What do you got, Jim? All right. You guys are talking about Stormy Daniels and where we ever. Where we are. We are views on you porn. I've gone through the roots. I checked it out. I know. I want to see what this is what slayed the trumpet. Get the record breaking bomb.

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All right. By the way, Venice Whole Foods. Two days ago, we've been there a thousand times. Two people shot and killed. God came up and went bang bang. In Venice? Yeah. They think it was a drug thing.

So it looked like a real food right off the abacadie. Yeah. I'm right off of Rose, after the Rose. All the Rose ones. That one's a little dicey. Rose is dicey. It's dicey. It's dicey.

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Monday in the parking lot. Jesus Christ, man. Wow. I've been there one million times. I do. So someone just approached them and shot them. Yeah, I think it looks like they think it was a hit. In Venice.

Gang related. It's unbelievable. They think they were both homeless. Well, that's not gang related. No, but they think it was a drug thing But I don't know let me guess the homeless didn't pay them They're homeless guy didn't pay them You know either way It's terrible My thing is like when they can't find the guy right away like this a lot of times it's like That that person probably lives is living under a bridge.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. All righty. Let's see. CBS. No, that was a different one. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's 2020.

It's a lot of stuff going on. CBS is right across the street. Yeah. My dad's in Venice right now. So take the kids and see him tonight for dinner not anymore I tell you it's outrageous. I am outrageous. What's your Uber Eads bitch? Yeah, yeah, yeah Scary. Yeah, what else you got? So this one actually happened not too far from here. This is at a god damn it

But no one died, but this is a crazy woman in her 20s, trying to steal a woman's older lady's purse, and then try to steal her car afterwards. She's playful. That's her trying to steal her car? Yep, where the hikosco? Looks like a CVS, I can't tell. CV, huh?

Was she the worst crook in the world? I know she can't draw for shit, but she's hitting everybody. I like how this lady just sitting there. Don't you break the window dude. It's really hard to brick with you. Hits that person's car and the other one. I mean she is just If you just listen to this lady straight monster jamming the entire Coskill Park to what in a Hyundai Sonata Did she get away? No, they catch her and we what's cool is like there's a woman that actually Oh my god Why does she want to call that bad she's crazy she's probably probably drug addict or something But then here's some of the

Here's some to she this guy That's how we all would be like if it's just happening You gotta you gotta kick that what I do is I jump in here and I kick through the windshield and knock around but then you like die, right? Because she's gonna But see a woman actually helped Taco with red here on the ground It's hard not to give her a cup of shots in the back of the head for that. Oh, man You're not gonna give her somebody a piece of it. I don't give her a curbie

Yeah, but she's also just a mess. I like how that one lady was just standing there like, what in the fuck? Oh, yeah. What do you mean? Man, Marilyn is facing years in prison, after calling X-Girl from number 800. She could face the five years.

Why is that five years? Because it's also like, what do you call it when you're abusing them online? It's kind of, yeah, but that's a cyber stock. Cyber stocking. Something to do with cyber crime, yeah. Yeah. But 800 calls in two days, that's 400 a day average.

So I'd assume he was using some sort of app to keep calling, right? Or is he doing it for the first time? Oh no, he's just crazy. That's crazy. And then he would do stuff, like post stuff on social media to get to her to you, like bad stuff as well. So he's giving her a really hard time. He also sent her a really hard time.

He also sent her a thousand texts over several months. You social be opposed to embarrassed or interfere with their livelihood. Yeah. So he got his pervasive problem that we treat very seriously. I think it's appropriate to put him in jail for five years because I don't think anybody's gonna miss him.

Is that too much everybody? The charges come back to his face for a second. The charges hold on to him. The charges come after a man in the UK early this month was sentenced to 17 weeks in prison for harassing a BBC presenter over Facebook. Yeah, that's his face. He looks like he's made the wrong choices.

I don't like how skinny he is. You guys get the same barber, right? Same haircut. I'm not happy with how skinny his neck is. And I'm he says eyes aren't just pitch blind eyes eyes aren't off oblong. Everything's wrong here. He's like. Yeah. And that's his ex. So they dated for at least some time.

He's I'm sure he tried to work it out and then he was the one going to the couch or out of the, he lives in a hole. Yeah, something's mentally awful. Yeah, just look at him for that thing. Yeah, things don't go well. This popped up as well. I don't know much about this, but the car. Oh, this is terrible.

So Jake Shields tweeted this, he goes, yesterday Jake goes, my friend was stabbed in San Francisco and died. He had two daughters. When he guys can do some, I don't know was this guy, so this guy started to catch up. Cash up in one of the firsts.

He's like a billionaire. Come back to what guy was. He's like a jack shield friend. That's why my good friend was killed last night while walking San Francisco. I got a random mug of attack. Wow. I don't realize San Francisco's that bad, no, I don't know.

Terrible. Oh, San Francisco's awful, shit. Yeah, awful. Yeah, awful. Yeah, only 43 years old. And two little girls. Oh, no. Going back to the fish stuff, this is what Georgie found. So someone, if you can...

Yeah, someone took a flash photo of this giant aquarium and this fish commit suicide by running into the glass. Head first. Or maybe thought. Or like it scared him or something. Oh. Boom. See right there.

Y'all think you met scared? I don't think you met scared. Yeah, yeah. Even with like, oh my goodness, we turn the lights on, they don't like it, man. It's not natural. So I never do that. I turn the house lights on first

and then slow ease them into a foam. I mean, you maybe just can see and freak the fuck out from the flash. That's what happens. Yeah. The other fish like, Jesus Christ, Craig. And also when you're fishing, we use lures that flash. So it's just instinctual

to it. It might be trying to go after bait or something. I don't know. But it's tragic. Incident. All right. So you can't really do flash. It's wrong. Yeah. We just talked about two people getting shot. That's tragic. This isn't good. The awesome. I'll use your flash. What the fuck you doing? Also, I can't stay when people take pictures of just, if you're not in the picture, what are you gonna do with that dude? Who are you gonna show that to? Jay out this fish, I saw it in a aquarium,

in Long Beach. You know, video tape. I'm like, can I Google it? Fuck you. I can't, I can't do it. We talked about the Cauches 6.9 being beat up at a gym. So these are the guys, and I guess this older dude, he's like the leader of Latin Kings or something like that.

Oh, oh well. Now the guy in the right was like, hey, can you give me the Lloyd Christmas cut? Yeah, that's so good. Hey, can you give me the simple Jack haircut before I go to prison? I think guys have some strong beards, very Muslim looking. Yeah, that's how I was in.

But I guess Lion King is a Latin game, so. Yep. They're the Latin game. You know, a mess of those. And he was the easy leader in the Latin. This guy right here, apparently, is maybe one of the leaders, I don't know with that. We had to get a tattoo of,

I think he had a, or was talking about that. Who had the crocs on? So you don't wanna fuck with those. Scott Six9 is good point. It was just imagine you have nothing to do with the situation feeling obligated to make it your business. Very weird. Yeah.

You're getting the right, though. Well, these guys are definitely gonna be doing some time. But all their boys are there. Yeah, I don't know if these guys are game members, but for sure they were saying this person is, so anyway. Why do I imagine the other guy? The same last man. I think they're brothers. Are they? They mean come on. They must be real. They got on the rights the outlet. The simple jack haircut. Yeah. Like, hey Anthony, you don't want to just shave it? They gave him the what for?

They gave him a good old, a good old boot. With crocs. Yes, and here's the thing though, it's like, you know that the cameras are rolling. So you know something is... Are you telling me these guys don't make good decisions? Yeah, that's them before the attack. And that's one of the bald-eyed guys who are like,

no, he's right here to it And he's calling his homies And they come pretty fast. They're probably like getting you know froze up fro Joe or something Wow, they're just gonna go we're gonna beat him up in the Like he has crocs on this so that's so the older guy calls the other Then what's the simple jack-yard cut? He's coming soon. No mask No, nothing we're just gonna go on there beat him up. We can't go on mass be there he is They both have crocs and then they then one switches. He's like you know, you're like good stopping shoes on

Insane rough-looking cats. Yeah, if I saw them just doing that, I would be like, like, what's going to happen? You know, you're also working at Planet Fitness. So you're not giving me like, I better get all this case. Oh, wow. Somebody's about to get fucked up. Chimsona.

Wow, just gave him a, the what for? All right, so before I get to the main, Kernivant on this one, this is a little bit of background. This person is named, I think Dylan Mulvaney. Okay. So she's, so just so counts familiar, she's transitioned and documented on TikTok. You got famous for transitions.

Yeah, like really famous apparently. Yeah, and the followers. Yeah, and then so she had posted something about freeing the, or something about being okay with the bulge with the bulge movie because she's wearing these shorts. It's probably better if I just play the video first. She's also the one sponsored by Bud Light. She's on a Hezzroam Bud Light can.

That's what the... That's pretty lit. So let me play this first. Bud Waza. I'm talking before being a girl round of applause the makeup, and I wore this outfit shopping today, and I thought that these might be my new shopping shorts, but I was walking around, and everyone was searing, and I was like, oh, okay, what's going on?

And they were all staring directly at my crotch. And I went, oh, I forgot that my crotch doesn't look like other women's crotches sometimes, because mine doesn't look like a little Barbie pocket. And I thought, okay Dylan, you have some options here. No, Dylan, they're staring at you. You can't close it. Fit like this. And just find looser fitting items. Number two, I can do a talk which is going to have to be a whole other video but it's very painful and involved of a flip. Or number

three, I just normalize it. And I wear clothes like this. And we all just normalize women having bulges sometimes. We're coming up on the candy season, maybe. And you might see a bulge or two. So normalize the bold, we normally See I like him He's got a great sense of humor or she does See that okay, let me just say something about Dylan Not many this is an adult who decided to go all the way or do what what what what not all the way but do it The Wolf's go do it. I got no problem if an adult like that wants to do it. Part of the American experience. Very funny. Silly. The whole thing. Do your thing. I I always say I draw the line when you start talking about kids. You start talking about gender affirming care.

You start doing that with kids. You can go fuck yourself, you become my enemy. But I'm gonna support any adult who, this is a colorful character, funny, entertaining, and look, you wanna do that? Just expression, I mean, it is what it is. You're not saying you have to be comfortable with it. I think we're going on a limb thing that everyone's staring at a crotch. I don't think everyone's like, oh my God.

But I get, this is somebody who's always always doing content, right? Always doing stuff, always coming up. It's a reason, all my god that that this is somebody's or something i can't write always do and stop always come on the reason yeah well what else is also anyway so when this happened uh... senator marcha blackburn had commented on it uh... doing more than a job i didn't and radical left wing lunatics want to make this

absurdity normal and then i of any Joe Biden and radical left wing lunatics want to make this absurdity normal. And then I, Caitlin Jenner replied to it. Go back up. Can you go up? Not only did, not I did, uh, did Jenner miss Jenner, but she also doubled down on her statement by following what there was a difference between acceptance and tolerance and normalizing exposing your genitals in a public way and a public space. I do not support that at all in the slightest.

Dylan congrats your trans with a penis. And then shit all over the heat. There's a different thing. Okay. Hold on. People online immediately came to Malfaini and pointed out a gender, gender's misgenerational, Mavini.

As well, can I read it? Hold on, I'm trying to find the heat part. As well as the hypocrisy of gender, a fellow trans woman making those comments You called her a hate that's the issue. You don't see that you go down fit if someone called you a he and a public guy Thanks, hey, Jay Christie something like he goes he's talking about his penis when they said the bulge I said nobody's exposed themselves. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah, he's talking about his penis when they said the bulge. I was like, nobody's exposed themselves. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, he's talking about his penis. Yeah.

And then, anyways, after all this stuff happened, Dylan made a video about Caitlyn Jenner as well, but then, Kid Rock, who normally likes bud lights. Because so that you would just run a blind light. You would say, if he started promoting for Bud Light for March Madness. No, no, yeah, started promoting Bud Light signed her. Yeah, well, she's on the can.

Her face is on the can. And then so this is Kid Rock's response. Grandpa's feeling a little frisky today. Let me say something to all you would be as clear and concise as possible. Fuck, Bud, I fucking highsern Bush, haven't driven day. Everybody has a right to express themselves as they will. I'm surprised that is that on YouTube did they take that down? I don't think that's on YouTube, that was on his social media.

That's on Instagram. But that's her promoted life. You know Bud Light is Jenny, get their name out there. What do you think of that? It's kind of quiet in this room. It's a confusing time in general. It's not confusing. I think Bud Light was completely missed the mark on this,

especially with their demo. You know what I'm saying? It's a marketing thing. That's like dodge or forward doing that. Is the weirdest thing in the world. I'm not saying that you know dodge is going electric. Your brother just told me. No, I know. Yeah, after that. That's why they did that, that. I'm not saying that you know dodge is going electric your brother just tell me no I know yeah after that that's why they did that that crazy one. Yeah, everyone's headed that way

But the thing is with this it's like it's not that I don't I don't give a fuck we're addressing it your big dick out I don't care dude Yeah, but I think if you're dodge for these American staples They're really missing the mark when they assume their demo is on board with this. And they might not even be anti-trans, they might just not be, that's not their thing. No, it's ASG. So they're not, no, that is. No, but they're not going to support it.

So Bud Light's going to take a hit, man. No, no, so, so these companies have to show what's called good citizenship, environmental. So it's a, is it ESG ESG, environmental, ESG, social governance. Social governance. So there's a lot of pressure on all these companies to environmental, social and good governance, corporate governance, design and embed equity and stuff like that. That's why you see... That's right, it's not for all organizations to stay co-holders.

Now, that's why you see all these corporations, they have to have a commercial with a trans person or a black person. Eminem got rid of the dress. All of that, right? So this is what all these corporations are trying to do. And there's a lot of you. You dick?

Well, to the Jordy, the Jordy, the Jordy, the Jordy. I'm out of their mind for a day. When I saw this, I went, you're gonna get a boycott. There's other ways to do it. And I think the boycott comes from more than just bigotry. I think the boycott comes from the fact that you're trying to tell Americans

that this is normal and that gender is a construct. I personally disagree that gender is a construct. Most of them are good. I personally believe that your gender and biology are aligned. That's what I believe. That's how I identify. You can say whatever you want.

You can call me a bigot. I don't agree that because somebody says there are women, there are women, because they feel like a woman, there are women. I don't agree with that. I don't think being a woman or a man is a feeling. I believe in science. I believe the gender and biology have a correlation. I'm allowed to talk about that.

And I don't think, I bet the problem is, let me just go keep going because the prod, the people get react. If I say that, I can be banned. I can be shadow banned. I can be considered a, a, a bigot. I can be considered prejudiced. I can be considered all these things that will hit me with all these labels. And I'm ostracized. That's what I react to That's why I go fuck you to like I'm not gonna be you don't like it when it's forced on you And your force or ston me, I think that's what I like talk to my children in the transgender the missing the marks like no No, I don't care what you do to whatever makes you happy You do whatever you want. Yeah, to your point, we start doing it

and force it on kids and force it on us. We're like, no, you have got to look at my balls. Like, no, I don't. Well, Dylan, the thing is the different things. That person seems like a lot of fun and funny. That's a different thing. I don't care about that. That's the individual.

What I have a problem with is what they're really trying to do. What the left is really trying to do is they are trying to enforce their ideology on my children, on our schools, and how we educate people, and they're enforcing it everywhere. So you cannot live, you cannot speak your mind, and they are also very, very, very involved in censorship. That's what I had to act to, and that's I think what Kid Rock is saying. Yeah. You're trying to make this normal. I disagree. Yeah, I'm certain. And Bud Light's supporting it.

Yeah, good luck. Seems like other screwed. Good luck to that. Really, Mr. Mark. There are people that will never drink Bud Light again. Oh, and I will. I guarantee Miller Lines going, come on over. They're like, what are you doing?

No, there's gonna be real. What else you got, Jen? It's like Gillette. So what happened with Gillette when they did that anti-man campaign? They did. Way to go, dumbasses. I just saw this yesterday. Yeah, two days ago, but Marlon Williams is dead, passed away, and then Marlon Williams found

out during between sets. So he did his first set, found out the news, and then he continued on to do the second set afterwards. And then Marlon Williams is a real pro. Yeah, and he then ended up crying, talking about it on stage afterwards. It is, huh? Because he's not dead, huh. And he's at flappers? Yeah, in Burbank.

This is just a clip of it. I don't know if I should play a clip of a comedy though. Yeah, we can hear it. Let me see it. Get me in my mouth. I said, you did all this, Mom, moment you made one crack in He's awesome. I thought it was tiny clip. He's a good guy. Yeah, he's funny audition for him and his brother time the bomber

Yeah, man They're good family Yeah, so tight found you so talented you guys talked about this a while ago. we never got to cover it though. You guys wanna discuss this at all? Well the way he said it, I mean, so first when I read this. She's great too, she's in that, the horror shit on Netflix, she's great. So when I read this, like I was like, somebody she goes,

somebody made a sexual comment and I was like, oh man, you being a baby. And then I, and then I look at it. And then I look at it. Yeah, hold on, that's why I said, I was like, Jesus Christ, that's not a baby. And then I, and then I looked at him. And then I looked at him. Yeah, hold on, that's why I said, I was like, Jesus Christ, that's not good. And I looked at what the guy said. Got comes over here.

So, let's, let's tell the fans what's going on here. So she put on my B day last year, a well known actor walked up to me at the party and said, I've been telling that. I've jacked off to you so many times. She wrote, I was shocked by the guy. Like I get that, because at first when she said,

a well known actor made a sexual comment to me. I was like I'm here But was like you look great tonight. Yeah, how Right then you see that I'm like jack off do so many times. Hey, man. That's fucked up. Yeah. Well, that's just creepy like I get it I get her feeling of like going what? Like that's intense. Did she say who that girl was? No, she can't. But I guess just started from this post first because she did like a nude post or whatever. And then apparently the actor that she's talking about initially said like, I love your acting work.

Like you gave her praise. And then at the party you said, I've jacked off to you. Yeah, like so I think the appetizer was, I love your acting and by the way, I yank it to you. Not, first of all, that's super rude and not genuinely, it's not manly or genuinely. And I just think it's fucking bad.

That is flirty at all, it's just freaking crazy. He's a dumbass, that actor's not gonna make a point. He's a actor, he might have been hammered. He might have been hammered. He might have been hammered. I assume he's hammered. To get the courage to go up to a girl, you don't know. Even if I was hammered, I would never say no.

Of course we would. But I'm saying, I assume he was hammered and to go up to a girl. You don't know. Even if I was hammered, I would never say no. Of course we would. But I'm saying, I assume he was hammered and to go up to a girl, you don't know and go, hey, what's up, great job. I have jacked up so many times. No, no, you can't do that. Like that's, that's, and by the way, this is, that's not acceptable back then or now.

Like back then, even in the 30s, it's like, hey, they take you to a woman in the gutter, you get a pretty positive face. Yeah, you get weird. You don't say that to a woman, fucking learn some respect. It's what we do, man, it's 1942.

I'm like, no, even the 40s, we're, well learn respect and manners. You moron. But that's not how to hear. Has that ever worked for whoever this moron is? He sucks. I've jacked up to you so many times, I grow really. I was with, I interviewed a porn star and her husband in Vegas on my podcast a long time ago.

Like this is when I met you, I think it was the weekend I met you. And she was, I can't remember her name, famous porn star, she did Howard Stern a lot. And I met a guy there and the guy I didn't know very well came up and goes, he goes, right to her, he goes, I glazed my belly so many times, watching you glazed yourself. She went and she went, I feel, thank you.

And I was like, oh, that one right there. Which one? The second one down? like, oh, that one right there. Which one? The second one down? Yeah, the second one down. Yeah. Yes, her. Tabetha Stevens. That's it.

That's the same. Yeah, she's famous. Long face. Long face, big day. Long face, big day. Yeah, I don't know, that's her. Rosnay and Mick and Long face, big day. Yeah.

It was very weird. I've glazed my belly. I've glazed my belly. I was like Jack got so many damn. Please god damn. I wonder who it was. What if it's so in super? Well, she's like he was here so forward What if it's just some huge old school just some dummy? That's me somebody super old school just some huge old school. Just some dummy. That's me, somebody super old school. Yeah, just some, he had a bunch of stuff taken out, I think. She had a tough time with it.

She had tough time? I don't know, I don't know. There she is with Ron Jeremy. I think that's the difference. We are not doing well. Never mind, that is her. Well, his case got thrown out because he has such bad dementia.

I think you're thrown out. He's still in prison. He's fucked it. No, he's not. He has dementia. Bring that up, Jen. He has such bad dementia. I think he's thrown out. He's still in prison. He's flocked, dude. No, he's not. He has dementia. Bring that up, Jen. He has such bad dementia that he's probably... No, he wasn't fit to stand trial.

It's not thrown out. There's like 60 cases of financial bad rig. I know, but I think he's committed to a mental health facility. He didn't go to jail. He just didn't go to jail. Not competent to stand trial, but I mean... So he didn't.

He was, he was putting on, he's so, he's on fit for sex crimes. Yeah, he can. So committed to a state mental health creepy looking to see. I know, a big day. He's like a horror movie. Yeah, it's not a good, it does not end well for not, that's how,

it's the end of buggy nights, not depressing on it. I was shut off for it gets in to the end I was shut it off, but I don't know how many women came forward about him a good amount The 34 that's a lot Yeah, all 34 can't be lying right no, that was like the Cosby thing like all eight All 80 decided to get a bunch of them with the same story you got a problem. Yeah No, all it's the same story you got a problem. Yeah Almost positive 34 just by 34 charges with 21 women over two decades It's a lot so 21 women over two decades well 30 sexual 30

So now he just goes that mental and student dies there. Yeah I mean, he looks like he's having a fucking terrible time as is. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, he's, uh, not well. Nope. No. Well, that a chance. Well, let's just do, this is an older one, but this is a happy one.

Oh, okay. I saw this all ago. So, her father needed a kidney, and he said, there's no way you're gonna do it for me. She did it behind his back and gave her kidney. Oh wow. Give him her kidney. Yeah.

I know, dude. Yeah, China's trouble speaking. I do, I do. So he didn't want to do it, but no, she did it. She did it behind closed doors. I was like, got you a kidney, it's mine. Yeah. So that's a good, I do. So he didn't want to do it, but no, she did it on closed doors. I was like, got you a kidney, it's mine. Yeah. So that's a good, happy ending. That's cool, man.

Maybe she'd end up bringing up Ron Jeremy height of his pounding days with a big dick. Well, he could suck his own dick, you know that. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you know, he's mentally crazy. He could suck his own dick. Yeah, you know, too, we should. Very flexible spine. He was the hedgehog We ever around him. I've been around him once or twice. Look at him when he was younger

Look at him there before he gained all that weight Yeah, Harry Jess Wow before he was in shape You're looking dude. Yeah, he really was and they just went so south And then what's the giant gut? Look at that picture in Which is a bus is underwear with the ladies at this one eyeball with his weiner Yeah, no, I do that is god. He just got ugly over the years. There's him young younger Okay, that's a high school. That he's great looking. It looks like the gay aliens kind of a 70s kind of

70 star. God, what a nightmare. But he was still fucking even with the... Yeah, he just let himself go. Look at him there. That's a rose. But Ron, he just kept eating Yeah, he's here and yeah, father time punished him. Yeah And then that's him now. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's not a good look. I still think he's trying to suck his own we we Wow, look at that just the end of everything. Yeah, that's how I know from yeah, that's called it that's called the tragic life It's punishment. Holy shit Not the way you want to go out good. Well, I'll try and suck my own arena on stage in Atlanta next week Thursday Friday Saturday

Next weekend next Thursday Friday Saturday, why oh no this weekend we have Yeah next weekend next weekend next Thursday Friday, I'm in Atlanta then June 2nd through the fourth, LaHoyah Comedy Store, then June 15th through the 25th, I'm over in Europe, garden with bell fast, ending in Dublin, the rest of there's London, Cardiff, Manchester, it's all available. You got to dock at goi.com. I don't know, man. Bring a camera person, you'd be crazy not to.

Maybe, we'll see how it goes. I mean, I did last time. Yeah, I got it, dude. I got you, buddy. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. I mean, I did last time. Yeah, I got it, dude. I got you, buddy. Yeah, we'll see. I usually have someone in each city. That's what you do. Yeah, that's what I do.

So to fly in one day around. Yeah, I'll fly somebody right now. No, this is a nightmare. I like that. Agent, pay for an extra ticket and fly somebody. Helium Comedy Club, I'll see you April 20th to the 22nd Comedy Zone, Port Charlotte, May 45 and six.

And then, God, look at that, Ontario and Provincial, July 27th to the 29th. It's a long time away, huh? Oh yeah. I got a kid, he's like, look at that, 2024, check out some top, all the fifth. I got May, May's busy for me. Yeah.

You should probably get those dates up. Probably get those dates up, man. That's it, which busy at all. Take those dates up. Fight your parents Saturday, 7 p. up. Yeah, that's it. It looks busy at all. Take it to the stage up. Uh, fight campaign Saturday, 7 p.m. Pacific live thick boy YouTube UFC 287 Brian County, Sam Tripoli, Cheeto Vera and myself live on thick boy YouTube, UFC 287 Cobbass fight campaign. Tune in.

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