The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub Hashes it out with SteveWillDoIt | TFATK Ep. 987

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

Brendan Schaub reveals talking it out with SteveWillDoIt after Steve made some negative Twitter/X posts about him, Bryan discusses why he's really starting to like MMA reporter Luke Thomas, and the guys talk current events around the world including Reggie Bush getting back his Hesiman Trophy, Kanye's new venture and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: Thiccc24 for 20% OFF for LIFE!

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Now this is what I, this is why I see Brennan and I have known each other for a long time, everybody. I mean, we know each other and you know what I know? I can see just by the way your nostrils flare up and the vein in your neck, you

start talking about somebody that might've done you wrong back in the day, whatever it is, and it'll get, it'll fester like a wound, like a raisin in the sun. And I'm the same way. I go, I start into it and then I start going, I got more shit on that. More stuff. Oh yeah. Let me bring some attention to this. Then you start getting hot, hot. You know what I do when I do that? Jack off? I step out. Oh, not me.

That'd be a good idea. I yank it hard. You can yank it hard sometimes. I beat him up. You can yank it hard. Beat him up. Or I step outside myself and I just feel the heat. And I go, that's all that's going on.

I'm just a little heated. Oh, not me. I full blow like I'm Michael Jackson's dad. No, you'll go. You'll go. Yeah, I beat the shit out of him. Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing also we should know about you. You will build a case in your head and you're right and it's a heavy case. And you got this, you got them against the wall. You could do whatever you wanted.

You could destroy him financially or whatever. And then you know what you end up doing? Nothing. Nothing. No, because it's too much energy. It's just too much energy, and I'm like, ah, you probably didn't mean to do it. That's the problem with me, too. I end up doing nothing, because I just.

Yeah, because then the day I'm like, I really don't care. I don't care. I'm like, ah, yeah, you got me. What'd you get, yeah, you get me? All right. All right. I'm not going to get any of it back.

I got got. I remember I had a stock get me? All right. All right. I'm not gonna get any of it back. I got, got, I remember I had a stockbroker back in the day before I knew anything. My grandfather left me a little money. And I was like, I don't know. The one that owned the spaghetti factory? Yep, left me a little money. I still have questions about that.

And this fucking guy, I let this fucking guy, he just was assigned my account because my stockbroker that my grandfather used died or retired. So there's this dude at Merrill Lynch, and he would call me up and be like, and then he has me come to New York, and he goes, I'm going to sign,

I need you to sign over the fact that you allow me to trade on your behalf. What I didn't realize is he gets a commission all the time, because I'm a fucking idiot. It's basically like power of attorney. There are some parts of my brain that are, that literally are still playing with crayons. Yes.

Do you think 95% or? Well, that's not a bad, you know, certain things, comedy, I got it. But other things, now I've been, I've been, daddy educated himself on finances. I know a lot more now, a lot more. Because I just read some books now. I might get into it.

You're still young. It's a good time to get after it. Still young. It's a good time to go over it. You're still young. It's a good time to get after it. Still young. It's a good time to go over your books and learn that stuff. It's a good time to go over your books now when I'm still young. Still young, because you got a lot of living to do,

a lot of money to make. Yeah, could have saved a lot more. Could have done a lot more. Could have been a lot more, but nah, you got to spend it and live hard, right? It is what it is, right, Bubba? It comes with the territory, like we do.

Wild horses, man. Wild. Wild horses. That's us, dude. You make mistakes. Don't look back. Keep looking forward. Yeah, just keep going. Don't dwell on them.

We don't use the fucking rear view mirror, huh, Brendan? We always do. As Jelly Roll says, there's a reason why the front mirror in front of you is wider. The windshield is bigger than the rear. Yep. But now the stockbroker.

The stockbroker. Stole yourered that. The stockbroker. Stole your money? He took all my money. Yeah. And I ended up with no money. Been there. Yeah, that was good. So that's what happens.

You're a fucking idiot, Brian. Yeah. But you know what? That's on me and I'm fine. You'll be all right. And I'm fine. I feel like most people are like, remember Chin on Monday, I'll tell you about that Steve Will Do it guy who went really bad on me.

He was like defending Dana. I went dark a little bit, how I can kill people, which is out of character for me, and I apologize. Me and him connected. We talked. Yeah, yeah. Because him and Bradley are super close, and Bradley texted me, he was like,

yo, I'm going to connect you with Steve. And when you talked to him, I'm sure he's a great guy, and you guys get along. Yeah, he was like, dude, I watch your podcast. I fuck you. You're actually a good guy. He's a I was drunk man He's I was just firing off at the mouth. I love it. I'm sorry man. He's I added good for him That's a man. I thought I said I get it dude. It's all good. We're more similar than we are, you know, of course good for him Yeah, I was you know who I like a lot Luke Thomas, but I don't know but he's's the best such a Silly guy such a good guy the best what made you say that I saw Not a fight and I was just like that's in the game great man. He's always on point best in the game

Yeah, he knows his shit. Did he fight? No, did he play football? No, he's a big man. He's a marine. Yeah He did jiu-jitsu and then and a marine Luke was man when I first got into MMA, I mean, my first like big fight in Virginia at George Mason university, he was the commentator. And he interviewed me before the fight. So I met him. I've known Luke for a hot second. And then when Showtime was like trying to get bigger in the MMA space, Luke, I had someone with Sirius, but I know he was leaving them or was leaving with something else.

And then I like told Showtime, like, you gotta get Luke, you gotta work with Luke. Like he's the best in the game. Yeah. And then he left recently him and his partner, uh, Brian Campbell, the morning combat, which is a great show. They, because Showtime shut down, right? All their MMA and sports. So they were a little bit homeless and then they've just relaunched.

But then Luke has that, which is a great show, but then Luke has all his own stuff. Yeah. Like the Luke Thomas YouTube that's where this morning he interviewed, um, uh, Dan Hardy. He had max hallways coach on there. Dan Hart is another smart guy. Brilliant. But as like there's

There's like two guys in the space Like legit guys that you'd want to like listen to who you can who have like a lot of credit and it's aerial and Luke Thomas Yeah Yeah, it was really good. Probably the best. Yeah, it was the best we got the aerials are you know? Jim Lampley or you know, very good and then then Luke's the best there is. Smart, smart guy. Good guys. Yeah, really good. And then, you know, him and Luke and Ariel can't be at the UFC's. You know, they don't, they don't give them credentials.

They don't let, they don't let Luke or Ariel come. Dana's mad at them. Somebody is there, especially, well, Ariel, you know, the Dana thing with Ariel, I don't think he'll ever get in. But with Luke, it's weird because, you know, like Dana's diss track where you had me and Ariel and Brian Campbell, like Luke talks, you know,

like we do, like I do, you know? He's probably just honest and calls it like he says. That's what we are, and then they view us as the enemy, which is whatever, you know, it's fun. I have zero issues, it's fun. To me, it's is whatever, you know, it's fun. I have zero issues. It's fun to me. It's fun. There's no list.

Whatever. I love the UFC and Dana, but they always leave. They don't even include Luke in that stuff. They're so mad at it. It seems like, like they're not mad enough with me, with me to not include me. Right. That's surprising. You know, and it's surprising that he hasn't mended fences with Ariel because who, Oh,

Dana. Yeah. Because Ariel, Ariel would be great to interview the fighters. He asked those questions. I mean, he still, he doesn't need them. He still does his thing. I think it's actually a good thing because Well, you need to separate so you have objectives. Like I said on the shop show,

like you label guys who aren't paid from ESPN and Dana and they're the UFC thumb, we're labeled as the bad guys. You need the bad guys. You need somebody to be objective. Otherwise, you're Fox, CNN, where there's an agenda. But guys like, I'll put myself as far as guys on our own, I'm with them. I'm not a journalist like them in any facet.

Well, if you're a journalist for the UFC, it's very true that if you were to go, say Dana did something that was, that you didn't like or you didn't agree with, or that, and if you said that, you would be ostracized, right? So you need- You're literally wanting to hit the air. Don't just shut it down before you even do it.

Yeah, you need people who are on the outside. Yeah. You have to. That's why Ariel's fighting the good fight, Luke's fighting the good fight. It's a tough road. You know, it's tough. You know, trust me, it's tough.

But if you want to be a journalist, that's what you have to be. Journalists take a lot of need, a lot of shit. Well, it depends what kind of journalist you want to be. It depends what kind of, you know, it's tough. Trust me, it's tough. If you want to be a journalist, that's what you have to be. Journalists take a lot of need, a lot of shit. It depends what kind of journalist you want to be. If you don't want to be a company man. Tucker Carlson was talking about being a journalist is a hard job because you live in a vending machine and you're at the White House all the time

and you're just sitting there and you're treated like shit. I didn't like the way he talked about journalists because you need journalists, but you know, yeah. Not a glamorous lifestyle. It works out for everybody. I think it depends. Maybe for Tucker, but for the other stuff it's good. Yeah.

Yeah, but it's just a shame because they would give so much credibility to the UFC. Like you have your Ninas and all the other stuff they're doing, which is fun, and Nina's super talented and great. You have that lane, but then if you had Ariel and Luke at there, like working for the UFC, who wouldn't want to listen to those guys?

Like they're brilliant, man. So instead the UFC's like, nope, get rid of them, insert whoever. I know. They just don't, it would do them so much kind of justice, it would bring so much credibility to the UFC if they just let those guys in. Not me, I'm not putting myself in that category.

There's a lot of guys that do what I do, but as far as Luke and Ariel, there's only two. And they're not allowed in the UFC, it's a real shame. But they have their own following, and there's a big one, so. Yeah, but still. If you're not in the UFC, it's really tough. It'd be like covering the NFL, like you're a big NFL guy,

and you're not allowed to cover it. Be a problem. It's hard to make a living. Because you literally can't make a living off any other organization. In America. In America at least, yeah, for sure. You gotta cover the big dog.

I've always wondered why Formula One, like speaking of some sports that hit it in America, why is it bigger than formula one formula? Formula one, not anymore. Oh, really? Uh, you know what formula one did? They, they, they took a page out of basically fighting. Cause remember like how HBO had like the countdown or UFC had the countdown

where you'd watch it and I remember watching HBO showtime when they had the countdown or, you know, whatever it was leading up to the fight. And it would give the backstory of some poor Mexican fighter. Like, well, he's my favorite fighter now. You've never heard of him. You're like, oh, man, they show something. His cars I can relate to, or his family, or his kids, and his upbringing. You're like, oh, I know the story. I can relate to it. That's my guy. Formula One did that series on Netflix. Yes, watched it. Where you got, of course you did.

You got to learn about the characters like my boy, Danny Ricardo and Lewis Hamilton and Max. And you got to learn about the actual characters in the sport and then you watch the sport, you're like, oh, that's pretty, I have a reason to care now. Yes. So that did more for Formula One in the United States. It's massive. Oh, it's fucking massive.ive it's so big as far as America goes that's I would give the credit to Netflix

So so if you want to know how big for the one is chin bring up Alain Senna, oh my gosh Alain Senna Al ain s e n n e one of the L-A-I-A-N-A-L-A-I-N-S-E-N-N-E, one of the S-E-N-N-A. Where do you try to bring up E? His funeral.

Take a look at how many people. Oh, Senna, yeah. Senna? Well, just type in Senna. You don't need his first name, but Senna, McLaren did a tribute to him. There's a Senna. Look at how many people in Brazil alone

showed up for his funeral. It's fucking, this is how, where you realize how, how, uh... Just how, how... Popular he was. I'm a huge Formula One nut. Oh, you are? Huge. Really?

I follow it like, I'm up for the races. You do? You don't know anybody bigger than my brother. Really? Really. He'll wake up middle of the night and watch the pre-trials. So do I. Like, he's wild.

Me too. I know he was on Paul. Yeah, he goes to it. He went to the one in Mexico, went to the one in Austin. That's the dream. Him and his wife go to all, they fall it super close. Look at all the people, look at all that. Look at all the people coming out.

They're lined up for miles for Santa. That's how big of a star he was in that, and that's what. I think that was in the 90s? Oh yeah. Is that, not our time? Yeah, sorry. Ayrton? Ayr time, Ayrton? Ayrton, Ayrton Center.

He was Brazilian. He was the greatest of all time in the Netherlands. He was one of the best ever. And yeah. What's wild is you think like the NBA's hard to make, NFL's hard to make. There's only 20 drivers. There's, I think there's 20 or 25, right?

20 drivers in the world with startings on the red. So there's 20 drivers in all the world, and then there's like other co-drivers, but as far as like being a starter, there's 20 in the world, and then this little kid came with the Lewis Hamilton, and he goes, hey Lewis, do you have any advice? And Lewis wasn't being dick, he was super friendly to him.

He goes, hey man, do you have any advice on how to get started in racing? He goes, hell are you? I think he says like nine, he goes, too old. Too old. What? They start at three. They start at three, four. Lewis Hamilton also, I don't, you ever see that

clip of, of, uh, Terran Butler who has Terran tactical talking about him. So Terran, Terran Butler was the best three gun shooter in the world for 15 years. Competition shooter. That's a big deal. Like he's the best ever. Yeah.

Lewis can shoot. He said that the Lewis Hamilton's eye hand coordination his ability his reaction time He said the first time he shot he was shooting like a master shooter I'd never he said he'd never seen him like he was as good as anybody competing and that's that's insane You watch him. This is the first time he's ever shot. It's fucking it's I played this before probably but but it's watch We can't play it. No, he's good at shooting. but the thing about Lewis Hamilton is that he's not good at shooting. What he was able to do is great. Yeah, I've never seen before. I mean never in 20 in 30 years of teaching about his job. Yeah, it's all hand I cornish and he's the best. Yes, he's the best.

Yeah. So it's a whole free thing. Yeah, and he's currently in nine. Yeah, Max is number one. Yeah, just hasn't given him a car for the past few years and that's why he's going to ninth. Yeah, Max is number one, yeah. Because Mercedes just hasn't given him a car for the past few years, and that's why he's going to Ferrari. It's all about the engines. Yeah, Red Bull's been on top, and it's Max and Checo, but now Lewis is going to Ferrari, it's a huge deal. You really, you follow this shit. It's so deep.

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off your first order. Yeah, you want to talk about expensive like Lewis Hampton's dad had to work like non-stop building the car and he didn't have what the reason he's the one of the car and he didn't have, the reason he's one of the best drivers, he didn't have the best materials and cars as a kid, so he had to learn on skill. His dad said, we'll do this, but you have to win. If you don't win, we're gonna stop doing it. I don't know if it's the best parenting,

but it fucking worked. It made a monster out of him. A monster million dollar sport. Even like with off-road racing, I do, like Tigers come with me Friday to race, they have cars for Tiger. Like how old is he? I'm like eight, like ugh, wish he started when he was five.

Come on, that's not true. It is. I went to race last weekend, there was a four year old girl driving. What? Pig tails. So they're trying to build those neural pathways. Yeah, and these guys all know each other. Like there's pictures of Lewis with Max when they were like two.

Tennis is that way. Tennis is they've been playing against each other. But there's not a more expensive thing for your kid to do than racing. For adults as well. There's not a more expensive. You have to have so much money. It's a ride off for big, big businesses. That's like show jumping.

Springsteen's daughter, Bill Gates' daughter, they're competitive, but you need millions of dollars a year. Show jumping. What's that? Horses. Bring up how high these fuckers jump though. It's so crazy.

Bring up Springsteen's. I'd be so disappointed if my kid wanted to do that. Yeah, well, but it's actually, bring up Springsteen's daughter horseback riding. Watch how high they jump. It's fucking nuts. The horses themselves are a million dollars, some shit like that.

But then taking care of them. And you're all Jessica Springsteen, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, she's, oh damn, she's an Olympic, makes Olympic equestrian team. Wow, that's a big deal. Just go to the images, you can see how high she jumps. It's fucking nuts. You have to be so rich to do some of this stuff?

So rich, so rich. It's pretty too. Like Bruce Springsteen rich. Mm, that's not a good one. Anyway, it doesn't matter. For those of you listening, it's a horse jumping over a fucking thing. Yeah, but it's-

Even if it's high, does it really matter, right? Jumping six feet, which is crazy sometimes. You're like, what? Yeah, look at her. Yeah, anyway. Yeah, no stupid. Yeah, there it is, look at that. Damn, that's crazy, dog.

That's fucking- Hey, hold on. Eee! I just want the pods to come in a screeching halt. Yeah, that's crazy dog. That's fucking Hey, hold on. I just want the pops come is screeching home. Why cuz I'm showing man Yeah, but it's so expensive man. It's millions of dollars. You can't do it unless you got crazy money Yeah, doesn't go anywhere right? So there's better stuff to do, you know the horse. Yeah, you know, you got a you got a Anywhere, you know what like what are you gonna do with that? The horse that we just it has a career, you know Yeah. You gotta transport it. It doesn't go anywhere. You know? What? Like what are you gonna do with that? The horse? I mean just, it has a career, you know?

Well, it's a whole world, it's a subculture, dude. Yeah, I know. It's a subculture of horse people. You don't wanna be around horse people with their britches. It is. But that's, there's like F1s like super rich and then that's like, fuck you. Yeah. And just white.

And you know there's only one American driver on the grid right now? For Americans, we're way behind the eight ball. And we're in last place. Yeah, way, way behind the eight ball. And we're in last place. Way behind the eight ball. It's just not what we do.

But give us some time as it gets popular, and kids are doing it now. Like give us some time. But it's interesting how it's so popular in Europe and just- That's soccer. Yeah. Super popular.

Matt like crazy. Worldwide soccer. Yeah. Except for in the US it's starting to change but- US is getting better, the men's getting better, you know? But look at the stuff we focus on, it's game over. Yeah, they're all bigger now in soccer too. On the Arsenal team there there's nobody under,

I think, 6'2 or something. It's crazy. Yeah. All really tall. Yeah, those boys make some bank. Again, they start young over there. They don't just start young. They are homeschooled.

They don't even know they're homeschooled. You go to soccer school, and the problem is that you're there your whole life. By the time you're 18, you may not be good enough. Oh, but also the chance of you making it, even if you do that, it's not good. Right. So you've dedicated your whole life.

You look at your parents, you're like, I can't even fucking read, dude. Like, yeah, but you can fucking play some soccer. Yeah, but I'm not on a team, Dad. Right. Yeah. A one in 20 of those people, or 30, makes it to the Premier League. Not. Yeah. A one in 20 of those people are 30, makes it to the Premier League. Not terrible odds, one in 20.

Might be less. Yeah, I bet it's way less. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. So. It's just expensive shit. Yeah.

It's so, I mean, but racing is. But look at boxing. How many fights has Garcia had? He started when he was eight, you know? You have a couple examples's eight, you know, you have a couple of examples where, where like, you know, you have, uh, Deontay Wilder started at 20, but that's, that actually hurts him. But he, he like, but Deontay Wilder made it world champion set for life. There's no way he could start at 20 and compete in racing.

It's impossible. It's not, it can never happen. And even nine way you could start at 20 and compete in racing. It's impossible. It can never happen. And even nine, you said is too young, too old? That's what Lewis Hamilton said to a kid. It is. All those guys start at like four or five years old. They start on go-karts and stuff. Yeah. And their parents know that this is what they're going to do. One of the guys, Alex Albond, like super small, I think Philippine family, like had no money. And like families, six of them living in one apartment to push the stream for their kid. It's so expensive.

That's a huge gamble. Cause you gotta think, B, it's not just like the kid and the car, like A, the car's gonna be expensive, so that's one of the fees. B, maintaining that car so the wheels, the fuel, the maintenance. It's like a horse, dude. Oats, brushes, hoses, a lot of stuff.

Fet bills, shoe horns, gotta shoe horn. And a lot of other factors, yes. Might have colic. You know, you might get, be annoyed, you know what they do with these horses? Tell me. Because they're rich housewives who don't know better? They have a chiropractor.

They crack the horse's back? He comes in and adjusts the horse. Yeah, you can do that to him. That snap his neck? Yeah, right. It's just, to me, it's like, what a bunch of horse shit. There's a whole industry. Literally, horse shit.

Literally, there's a whole industry around like getting your horse like, you know, they do like reiki all kinds of fucking horse shit. I told you guys before too, I knew a guy that did the horse shooing and he was making like over a hundred thousand dollars a year just doing horse shooing like putting the little you know the whatever yeah it's filing it down and putting the damn horseshoe on there. Yeah, as long as he likes it. No, they make. How many times he gets it. You know what I'm saying, like, that's how much, how rich those people are to, you know. Oh, shoe horse, so, but so when you're, when you shoe horses, you make bank,

because it's a very, very specific task that's really hard to get right. Rich people. Yes, so, so it's a craft that you have to do, and it's passed down in families, so those people make shit loads of money, believe it or not. Horse vets and shoe horn people are fucking rich. What are you more into, the horse in the gay racing

or Tesla's? Well, I'm definitely not into horse. You know what I love is you and I, this is why the show works, it's yin and yang. Gay man straight, man. Yeah, yeah. You think I'm, I don't know if a horse is gay, what if I'm just trot up on it like this?

No shirt on. It's gay. It couldn't be gay. This is good, especially the posture you have to have. We have to arch your back. Yeah, it's just the whole- Cowboys is different. It's just the whole culture.

It's just the whole culture around it, you know? It's like similar with the- And the outfit. Speaking of Teslas, Brian, did you check? Were you one of the lucky people gifted the 30 day like complete auto drive? I don't know.

Okay, so check your app or your car would have told you you've been chosen. It has like an update, right? Yeah, but it's for 30 days. If I did see an update and I do see them, I don't read it. You should, because you could be sitting back not touching your car and it's changing your lanes and getting you everywhere.

Yeah, there is a chance. They don't have to do any engineering on like the cameras and anything? No. I don't know if I trust that. Me neither. But people are getting it. I'm sure.

I wanna know. It's probably a hard path. Yeah. How many people, you say 30? No, a lot of people, I don't know, but it's 30 days. Oh, that's cool. The trial, and then like. No, it might be, I think it might be, is it the newest model though?

No, I have multiple friends with Tesla's new, old, whatever. They, a bunch of them got it. All right. I'll check it out. Uh, Tesla's $99 self-driving system is amazing, but stressful. I wouldn't trust it. The one problem I've heard. They just did a recall where the trucks are running into each other.

The one problem I've heard is that it's changing lanes too often for people and that's driving people crazy. What? Yeah. Cause just trying to find like the open lane nonstop. Yeah. And also it cuts other people off. That's, that's hilarious.

Yeah. It's like, it's not me. And it doesn't let people in either. It's like, nah, you're not getting it. Yeah. Can't you set a mode like not asshole mode? I don't know. Probably.

Like Asian driver mode? But yeah. Just throw, dude. Be sick, huh? Be sick. Just real slow, no turn signals? Just in the car pooling? Well, Lex Friedman's the one who designed it on Rogan.

He goes, not if it fails, when it fails. He's the guy who designed the self-driving. So I'm going to listen to Lex. And he said when it fails? Yeah, he goes, not if it fails, when it fails. I's the guy who designed the self-driving, so I'm gonna listen to the last. And he said when it fails? Yeah, he goes, not if it fails, when it fails. But with everything, though. I can see how that's appealing to some people,

where if you're working Irvine or something, you just wanna put on self-drive and just chill and, I don't know, search social media, scan TikTok or some shit. Yeah. Do my makeup. I like driving. Eat.

In traffic, it can be tough. This one month FSD beta trial should be included in any existing owners who have never experienced it. So what are you driving mostly now? Your Hellcat? You're talking about the Demon 170? I'm driving the Demon 170 right now because the two trucks have been worked on.

But once I get those back, I drive those more. Why are your two trucks being worked on? Projects, man. Can't stop, won't stop. Unbelievable. I know. You're lightning. I gotta go to Tijuana.

You're lightning and what else? My TRX. TRX is the big overhaul. That thing is a monster. Wide body, be four inches wider. Not for you, dude. Four inches wider? Yeah.

You needed that extra four inches, did you? It's all carbon fiber. Oh. You don't know what that is. You needed to add four inches of carbon fiber? It's all carbon fiber. Oh. You don't know what that is. You needed to add four inches of carbon fiber. That's what you think about. But you go, this needs to be four inches wider. The one thing that's missing from my truck is I need four more inches of carbon fiber.

Is it two inches on either side? Two each. Oh, thank God. I'm sure you noticed that. Because you're forgetting that you got to get spacers for the tires, because you can't have the tires tucked in. Spacers. Because you need a good stance. What would be a space? What forgetting that you got to get spacers for the tires because you can't the tires tucked in You need a good stance. What would be a space? What do you mean? What are spacers on the tires? So it brings a tire out the two inches guy to we need that

So you want to be the tires because it's a wide body and they're bigger fenders. Sure. So you want to get super wide Okay, they completely took that thing apart. Did they take it apart? Yeah Completely took that thing apart. Did they take it apart? Yeah That's your car that's your truck right there. Yep new paint job and everything. No bitch that's carbon fiber You don't carbon fiber paint that no Sorry, you know about horses, I don't know I Don't carbon fibers of Carbon fiber is a lightweight material. So it's not like it's not paint. So it's a much lighter truck now?

Lighter truck and that pattern on there is the carbon fiber pattern and it's stronger than steel but lighter. Really? 20 times lighter. Yeah, not even close. So are you less safe, more safe, kind of the same? Same. Yeah.

Yeah. Safe. Come on, dude. Come on, bro. What a gay question when you see that. Oh, interesting. Is that more safe, less safe, or about the same? Why do you always turn me so gay?

Why do you always turn me like super gay? Because that's what you are dude. Why does my neck, why do you turn, my neck gets all loose when you're like, is it the same? Yeah, cause it's so gay, you see that? You see a wide body carbon fiber kit? You shouldn't ask truck guys if it's safe. Oh, is that going to be safe though? You souped it up.

You souped it. You got a, what do you got, what do you got, extra four inches of carbon fiber on that's what thought sweat thought is that? truck buddies Now would you who did your work right? Yeah, you gotta do T1. I went to that garage. Yeah No, that's not until T1 is with the lighting. That's a different. Oh, this is in this is in Fillmore Fillmore. Yeah Great. Yeah, too. I was in shop. Well, they? Yeah. Great. How long is it in shop? Well, they got it.

That's kind of how it's. Oh, it's a beast, yeah. No, I gotta go to Tijuana because there's some good carbon fiber down there. It's good for our carbon. But you gotta make, what's crazy is there's a lot of car things in Tijuana now because of labor and the work.

Mexico is the big winner. No, I had a conversation with a guy today because he was like, yeah, we can do it. We're doing Tijuana. I was like, oh, this is a setup. I'm going to drive down there, you're going to steal my fucking truck. And the conversation I had, he's like, no, dude.

He's a white guy. He's like, no, my family's been racing for like 40 years. We have a shop down there and we work out at Tijuana. I go, is it safe? He's like, yeah, dude. Of course it's safe. He's like, what do you think? There's like cartels and shit?

I'm like, yeah, I've seen narcos way too many times, man. 100%. But no, it's booming downcos way too many times, man. 100%. But no, it's booming down there. Yeah, it's booming. Yeah, Mexico. So my buddy was down in Mexico City raising funds for this fund. He's like, there are more billionaires in Mexico,

in Mexico City, I think, than anywhere else, which I was blown away by, but big money. Big money, it's a fact. It's a fact. I was shocked. There were more billionaires in Mexico than any other country. Look that up, Jen.

Or Mexico City. But where are the- There's so much- Where's the most billionaires? What country? Yeah, what country has the most billionaires? We researched weird shit here. Yeah.

The US. US. US, 813. All right, maybe there's a list though. Oh no, click on the list though, so let's see it. You knew your friend was lying though, right? See why I do this? Yeah, sure, lying. Which, you know, I love you, but.

United Kingdom. Hong Kong. Because let's be honest, I don't care. Canada. Because remember, Mexico's a third world country. Brazil. So. Italy. Listen, I'm not the smartest guy in China

United States My way now, where is Mexico City? Okay, so oh wait, hold on. Yeah, it's up there. Oh, you're right. It's under Germany. Oh Oh, you're telling me China's more billions the Mexico. That's crazy. What a thought who how would have thunk that? I love how you go. No, dude, he knows Who would have thought? How would have thunk that? I love how you go, no, dude, he knows. You're stupid, right? You're stupid.

A little bit. You know what you are? You're gullible. No, he would know. No, he doesn't though. It's a fun thing to say. So there's 14 billionaires in Mexico according to this Yahoo Finance article. And there's 800 in...

Not that many. But it's close though, dude. It's 800 billionaires away. I mean... Let's see the top of the United Kingdom. 55 is the least amount. Huh? In this, in this...

Number 10 has 55 and Mexico has 18. How many did America have? I think 800. It was 800? 813. Oh dude, there's only 800 away though. You're close, dude. Hold on, I'm gonna kill him. Hold on. And then China, India three... How many did America have? I think 800. It was 800? 813? Oh dude, it's only 800 away though. You're close dude.

Hold on, I'm going to kill him. Hold on. And then China, India only has 200. Dude, I'm doing a podcast and I just said that Mexico has the most billionaires because you told me that. And I shut it down right away because I'm not a moron like Brian. And it's not even in the top 10. So what the fuck?

Like there are 14 billionaires in Mexico. And there's not even in the top 10. So what the fuck? Like there are 14 billionaires in Mexico. And there's 813 in the United States. It's close though. Canada has 406. India has 200. Germany has 132. Russia has 120. Italy has 73.

Brazil has 69. Canada has 67. Hong Kong has 67. You don't have to go through the whole list. Jesus. But you know what, he's, but to defense, he's, dude, those billionaires aren't, Forbes doesn't know.

Those billionaires don't want to be seen. Actually, that's true. That's so true, right? By the way. Is y'all available here? Hold on. Is y'all stupid here? No, there are a lot of very wealthy people.

There's a lot of them. Dude, there's 800 million people. There are a lot of people who don't make that list. Yeah. That's a fact. That. The do, there's 800 in Mexico. There are a lot of people who don't make that list. Yeah. That's a fact. That. The richest people Forbes doesn't know about. Yep.

They will never tell Forbes. But you know where they're at? The Middle East. They're not in Mexico. By the way, I can't believe Qatar and United Arab Emirates and all that aren't there. Well, they're- Although it might be far and few between.

But also, but those people aren't, they're the ones that aren't on the list. Yes. No, but there are people in this country too that know, there are a lot of people. But let's say there's a hundred, right? Do you think there's eight hundred in Mexico that don't want to be on the list? I'd have to do some more research. Yeah. Yeah, it's just common sense I think. I'd have to do some more research. Yeah. Yeah. It's just common sense. I think.

$500 billion. Interesting. It's a lot of money. Yeah. Kind of crazy. Dude, I have to do a meet and greet yesterday. I had to go up to monster headquarters and I met the guy who started monster.

Do you know how much monster is worth? Uh, I kind of do. How much you know how much Monster's worth? I kind of do. How much? It's worth something impossible, and I'll bet you it's worth something like $10 billion. Yeah, more, right? Is it 70 billion?

Is it 100 billion? It's 90. Yeah, 90 billion. What? Energy drinks don't have a cap, yeah, it's crazy. And they're number two, Red Bull's worth more than that. Yes, Red Bull's worth like 100 billion. Red Bull cap. Yeah, it's crazy and they're number two red bulls worth more than they Yes, 90 billion 90 billion red bulls worth 100. That's why I knew and that wild though because we get there

it's in like outside of Covina and It's like these huge buildings has all the monsters and you go inside like how many employees other I was doing a signing for two Half hours 55 billion dollars. Yeah wild right. It's crazy crazy I was doing a signing for two and a half hours. 55 billion dollars, yeah. Wild, right? It's crazy. Crazy. Yeah, basically 56 billion dollars. So nuts. So a billion seconds ago was 32 years ago. A billion.

And with Red Bullworth, Chin? Looking it up, but. 500, just so you know, 500 billion. Oh there it is, go up Chin. Is 16,000 years ago, 500 billion seconds. There were net incomes, well no, that's pounds. Oh that's where it was. Keep going up.

Right here in 2022. God, dude. Founded 40 years ago. Really? They do everything. And don't they have the best F1 cars, engines? Aren't they up there? They're going to.

They're in Honda? Yeah, they use Honda engines. Yeah. I mean, they even have like a music label. Red Bull does everything. Jesus. So they were. I don't know if that's right. They're valued at 18.5 billion in 2022, but I

don't know what they're told. So they're far off from Monster. I don't know. No, they're worth, I think they're worth more. I don't think this is right. I thought they were, but it looks like we're wrong. The brand itself. So this is what it says about the brand in 2022 though.

So that would be $30 billion. I mean, yeah, monster still might have them beat. Interesting. Either way, those energy drinks make a ton of money. In that one, a ton of money. There's no cap. Yeah, I know that. You said no cap.

It sounded like they're lying. Keep growing. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're just keep growing. Yeah. Yeah, I know she's a Yeah, I get the energy come out with one dude, oh, yeah Did you see Reggie Bush guys Heisman back Dipping into our current events. I was hoping that was a current event. Do you see?

Let's go, but we can start with that. He has Heisman back I was hoping that was a tournament. Do you see? Let's go, but we can start with that. He has heisman back And he got it taken away because he made money as a player. Yeah in college Wow, it's a I think it It's tough, right? Like I'm glad he got his heisman back, especially with the rules They're doing now it makes all the sense in the world but to go back is it's tough, right cuz then all the sense in the world. But to go back, it's tough, right?

Because then this starts a slippery slope. Because if you're Nick Diaz, like what he got bussed for in the two year ban is legal now. So do all sports go back now? You mean weed? Yeah. Yeah. So do all sports go down this road?

I think so. I think you should. So then. I think if somebody's doing life in jail for selling weed, which there are people doing right now, and it's legal now, I think they should be released. Of course, yeah, no shit. But that's a huge thing.

Yeah, I know, but let's stick to sports, so then. But it's the same principle. Yes and no, because the rules change, yeah, yes and no. Well, yeah, you're right, because that's actually a good point, because if you, the rules were the rules. At the time. They were there.

You broke the rules, so you got stripped of your, it'd be like in a way, it'd be like, well, you know, the testosterone's allowed because there was an exemption back then, it's allowed now, whatever it is. It's like, if you violated the rules as they were, you got, that's kind of. It's usually on the side I fall in, like well those were the rules at the time. That's true. You cheated they were, you got, that's kind of. That's usually on the side I fall in, like, well, those were the rules at the time.

You cheated the system, you got caught, so you pay the penalty, but it's tough because this does open up a weird kind of road, you know? He technically forfeited the trophy, so I think that plays a little bit into it. But I do think that, yeah, that's an interesting thing. But remember, they also took, like, I think they took his trophy out of USC. They did some, she like took them off, like the, all the marketing. And remember Reggie Bush, there's an argument, the best college player of all time, like he's up the top five of all time.

I mean, 2005 was a great year. Yeah. And they, they was a great year. Yeah. And they left OJ Simpson's Heisman, you know? Wild to me. I mean, murder. He held onto it? Yeah, yeah. But again, he didn't break the rules

because of football. But also he was found innocent. So you can't take his, you know. In a court of law, OJ Simpson was found innocent of murder. Say whatever you want. He was found guilty and civil, though. That's very different. You're not allowed to. But it's court of law, OJ Simpson was found innocent of murder. Say whatever you want. But you- Was found guilty in civil though. That's very different.

You're not allowed to- It's court of law though. Civil is different than criminal. No, of course they're different, but we're all court of law. And yet he could sue them for taking his trophy. Yeah. Yeah.

But he's found guilty in court of law. Again, civil is different than criminal. 100%. And doesn't hold the same weight. We all know this. I know, I'm just saying he was found guilty in that. He was found liable. Again, civil is different than criminal. And it doesn't hold the same weight. 100%. We all know this. I know, I'm just saying he was found guilty in that. He was found liable.

It's different. No, he's found guilty. No, he's found liable. There's a big difference. There's a jerk. I mean, they say guilty. There's a big difference. No.

They didn't say liable. No. They said he's found liable. There's a big difference. I don't think so, B. In a civil court, guilty versus liable is different. It just is. It's a big difference, especially in liable is different. It just is. It's a big difference, especially in our social discourse

and our moral discourse and everything about how that goes. You can be found liable, and you're technically guilty in the civil court, but found liable in a civil case, see? So they don't really say you're guilty, they say you're found liable in a civil case see So they don't really say you're guilty they say you're found liable Meaning you owe a debt a monetary debt you and that was what material why he owed whatever it was the 33.5 million yeah, and in 1999 the high his Heisman sold for 230 K as a part of a sale to help settle that debt

sold for 230 K as a part of a sale to help settle that debt. 230 K. So I bought his Heisman for 230 K. And then I believe he tried to steal it back. And that's when he, that's when he got in trouble, right? He was stealing a bunch of his stuff back. I don't know if that was one of the items there, but. Yeah. His thing's different than Reggie's.

I just think I think Reggie definitely deserves his Heisman. It's where to take it from him. Yeah. It's just, it opens up a can of worms. How was Reggie Bush's, how long did he play pro for? Oh wow, he was good too. He was just ahead of his time. Like if he had Kyle Shanahan as a coach, he'd be, you know, eight time all-pro. Why? Because at the time he was like in between, he was like a Christian McCaffrey where he could catch,

he was in a three down running back. And at the time they really didn't know how to use him. He still played well, like for Miami he was a baller. For New Orleans he was a baller. No, he was fucking, he was made to the Pro Bowl. But he would have been so good in this day and age of football. So good. So damn good. So the reason Christian McCaffrey, he's also awesome,

but the reason he's so good is how the offense is. Yeah, they structured around him to give them the, you know, the best opportunities. He's catching, he's lined up in slot, like they're using them all over. Reggie was that guy. They just, the offense wasn't there yet. So he was before his time, but he was, he was like a Christian McCaffrey or, uh, uh, what's that Alvin Camara. Mariah.

He's, he's like, McCaffrey and Camara can also play like little wide receiver positionings too. So that's kind of cool. It's like when you find a tight end that can block for you. It's huge. Yeah, Reggie could do it all. He could catch, run, but he was too, he came too soon. If he came now, superstar.

I mean, he was fucking good though. People get it twisted. But he wasn't like he was in college though dominating Yeah, yeah, it's a slippery slope Cuz if I'm an athlete I get screwed over by something might be like look what the NCAA is doing Yeah, right, but if you're Nick Diaz, what there's not much argument like What are you gonna argue? You can't get time back can't get fights back But they originally wanted to ban him for like what five or something years, but they took it back. They eventually they took it back. So he was able to fight and also they banned them for two years though.

You didn't fight for two years. Yeah. So two years is still a lot for sure. If that's your problem, that's forever. Yeah. It's, I remember that also the retroactive stuff that they do with UFC and drug testing. So someone, they just somehow find out like, you know, two years before or five years before they found someone tested positive or something, and they just had the technology to recognize it now. They'll just like, I think TJ Dillashaw

was one of the examples, right? So it's like, it's all retroactive stuff that's like could be debatable. TJ had a tear suspension. Yeah. Good for Reggie though. Their campaign work too, cause there's billboards up around LA, like give Reggie his heisman

back. Like there's a whole kind of petition. Whole community fight. Oh yeah. What else you got? Let's take a little break. Take a break. Dude, look at my hat.

Do you, oh, do you like fishing? Dude, I'm not the, you know, I'm not a master fisher, but I'm, you know the trip we got coming up. We got to go in Alaska. Yeah, we got to go in Alaska. I'm here master fisher, but I'm, you know the trip we got coming up. We're going to Alaska. I'm there to murder fish. We're gonna kill, we're gonna catch ourselves some big salmon, big halibut, and a bunch of other species, and we're gonna do it, it's gonna be a first class trip.

Do we catch a bunch of big fish? If I don't catch marlin, swordfish. Do it all. You think? On a very comfortable boat. I don't think we're catching a Marlin swordfish though. Well, you listen not in Alaska You can walk around the deck you can they have brand new fish finder So you're gonna find if there are fish in the ocean they find them with their sonar sportsman's Cove log the Cove lodged Yeah, it's a sports fishing lodge out of southeast Alaska. It's called the sportsman

Sportsman's Cove Lodge fish with five boats and there are six guests to a boat. So there you go. Big comfortable boats. And they've got, what makes them really special, they have a one-to-one staff to guest ratio for excellent hospitality and experience. Yeah, but on the boat you would think it's like, oh, 10 fishers for one expert. No, it's three to one angler to crew ratio Yeah, so you are you are you are assisted up the wazoo. Oh, I'll say this to the fish Good luck. Oh good. Hey, yeah, I got the movie taken good luck

We eat it and they prepare it for you if the food is the best in the industry Oh, dude, I'm gonna be Charles Manson of the fish game. I'm going to be murdering fish, baby. Well, it's the best facilities in the industry, too, with double occupancy and private bathrooms. You got it all. Alaska's best lodge dot com. Currently running sale, $800 off any June dates. And June is when you want to go.

June, July, and August are when you want to go to Alaska. You'll probably see Bear. You'll see a whole bunch of stuff. Dude, a little vacation for the boys. can't wait yeah right now chin you're gonna come with us cuz we got to do this you best believe I'll be there if I can make it that'd be great cuz we got to do some podcasts that's Alaska's best logic code TF a TK at check out you get 10% off your first trip limited to six slots per person hey well it's it's playoff time in LA. Let's get a little disappointed.

But they got the nuggets in the first round. We're like Achilles heel. We dominate them. But the Lakers in both game one and game two gave up double digit leads to lose. And LeBron comes out and he has something to say about it. He looks terrible there. What's the challenge mentally and emotionally after you lose such a heartbreaking game? I mean, yeah, of course it's a heartbreaking game. You don't ever want to lose in that fashion.

I don't understand what the I don't understand what's going on in the replay center, to be honest. I think I said it this year or last year or whatever. D-Load clearly gets hit in the face on the drive. We have a replay center, this is going to go. That doesn't, it doesn't make sense to me. Makes no sense to me. It bothers me.

Sorry I didn't answer your question but that, like. And then I just saw what happened with the Sixers Nick game too. What are we doing? Okay what we're doing is not blocking or defending Jamal Murray at a buzzer beater and allowing him to take a shot. Yeah you should be more about mad about that. Also look up how many fouls LeBron gets over the season in the playoffs compared to Jokic. Like the NBA wants the Lakers in the finals. They're the main draw.

Yeah. LeBron's the main draw. So for the Nuggets to beat the breaks off the Lakers every year like we've been doing is wild. Because the Nuggets are legit playing against not only the Lakers, but the refs too. Like they're not cheating them. But look at all the look, look, look at last year. Yeah.

Cause they're the, it's like the Dallas Cowboys in the NFL. They get certain calls because they know they're going to be better for ratings. When you're playing the Lakers, you're not only playing LeBron, the Lakers, playing LeBron, the Lakers and the refs. Yeah. And Jokic just dominates them. Dominates. Shits all over. And Davis, I'm going to just. And Jokic just dominates them. Dominates. Shits all over.

And Davis, I'm gonna just say. Jokic is that giant Serb? Yeah. Dominates. Whose brother's in the crowd, like knocking people out. Punching guy in the face. Oh yeah. His brothers are rough.

Well, his brothers are fucking, you ever hear when they were like, they played in Miami and they go, well you, did the fans get to you in Miami? And he goes, I played in Serbia, brother. And then they cut to the crowds in Serbia. You're like, holy fucking shit. No, his brothers this last game

literally punched somebody in the face. Really? Yeah. Are they just giant dudes too? Just giant Serbs? They're big, yeah, tats. Yeah, they're tough guys. As a Laker fan, you're comparing him to someone like Anthony Davis. This is such an unpopular opinion, I'm gonna say.

Davis is soft. He's not who you need in the last minute. He's always injured. He's always injured. Always hurt. Always hurt. Has to take games off, Jokic doesn't miss. And then you look at Jokic, who's like, oh my knee's broken, I'm gonna play.

What makes Jokic so good? His fundamentals. He's not the most athletic guy, but he does not miss. And then his basketball IQ. His passing is probably the best in the league. He'll play through the pain, that's another big one. He never hurts. He plays through the pain.

Never hurts. He's just tough as shit. Americans, when it comes to basketball, are super soft, though. Super soft. So it's like Embiid misses a ton of games. Greak the Freak misses a ton, even though he's not American,

but he's always injured. He missed the last playoff. Can you imagine Jokic missing a playoff game? No, it wouldn't happen. So he just doesn't miss it. Greak the Freak sat out last night and they lost. Can you imagine Jokic missing a playoff game? No, it wouldn't happen. The freak sat out last night and he lost. And so he'll just fucking bite down and just go. Can you pull up the image? People are getting on him because he came to the game wearing a scarf

and everyone was like, Jokic looks like Groove. No, he did that on purpose. Oh, he did it on purpose. Yeah, because everyone says he looks like Groove, so he he dressed like Gru. That's not nice. It's hilarious And all he does is he likes horses so they're literally like last year during the finals They're like they just won or they're going like I forget what it was game six And he's literally watching a video and they're trying to talk to him and he's talking to Jamal Murray about horses I believe that horse I just thought just like he hates fame. So Murray about horses. Look at that horse I just saw. He just like, he hates fame.

So he likes horses. He loves horses, fame. That's hilarious. Denver's not that cold. That's great, look what he's doing. That's fucking great. He ties his wedding ring into his shoe for every game. He just doesn't take himself that seriously.

He's fucking awesome, look at this. That's hilarious. He just does his job and then doesn't wanna be famous. He hates the fame himself that seriously. He's fucking awesome. Look at this. That's hilarious. He just does his job and then doesn't want to be famous. He hates the fame aspect of it. Doesn't want endorsement deals. Awesome. Great player. He's probably such drama-free too.

Yep. Like. Wife, doesn't fuck around. Just a giant Serb. He's like, yeah. He's like Tim Duncan but Serbian. That's a good one actually. They were very hardy people.

My friend went hog hunting in Serbia and it was freezing. My friend's like a green beret. They're all fucking cold. And they said these, the guy, their guides, the guy they're going to take them on the hog hunt, come out, they're fucking giants with no neck. And they were all bundled up freezing like this. These guys come out of the forest with giant knives Because they come in when the dogs catch them just kill them giant less and they've got like jumpsuits on open kind of just sweat

It's just like how the fuck are these guys grow up in that? in that shit rough people What does get this one yeah So this was wild guys this woman was kidnapped and her doorbell camera caught the whole thing and this is an organ so I'll let Chin play the footage. So it was like a just a random person's doorbell camera that caught it Oh my god. Please help me! Please help me! Ah! Ah!

Uh, who is that guy? So, it's supposedly someone that knows her. Now they're saying she's been found safe. Hillsboro police came out and said the suspect and victim knew each other and there was not a random attack. No, this is, this... What is this? You know what I think it is? You wanna know the truth? Please. First of all,

That was scary. It's very disturbing. But what's really going on is she's pissed at him. She got out of the car. Fuck you. She's going to her mom's house. Fuck you, I'm done. He is like, you're not leaving. You're coming back.

They've done this, I bet, five times before. Oh. A toxic relationship. It's a toxic relationship. They do this all the time. They do it all the time. leaving you're coming back they've done this I bet five times before toxic relationship they do this all the time they just did this at a Dave and Buster's recently it's not this is all and I will guarantee they were dating and I'm not saying it's right I'm saying this is a very very it just looks like a very fucking dysfunctional relationship and this guy's got problems and I don't know what the fuck but but that's, it doesn't look like it's a stranger getting her.

It looks like they, they're- No, it says they knew each other. Yeah. Hold on, it says, and it was not a random attack. There's no danger to the public. Also, when they kidnap people like that, they don't find them hours later. Yes, exactly.

He would have been in Mexico. She was at home, you know. Yeah, Brian's probably right. Yeah. It's just, there wasn't a lot of fighting. So there's no fighting, biting, scratching. There's, I'm weak and like, you said please and she screamed mom.

It's more like, fuck you, I hate you. That's my instinct. Okay. And it's not surprising. I think you're right, because they found them so fast too. If it you. That's my instinct. Okay. And it's not surprising. I think you're right, cause they found him so fast too. If it's like a real human trafficking. Well the guy was charged with kidnapping. Well of course, but that doesn't mean

that it was in a domestic relationship. So she somehow escaped the car and then ran to a stranger. It wasn't her mom's house, it was a stranger's house. So that's where it's different right there. I remember reading that earlier too. But yeah, obviously. But she was in the car with him. Must be, yeah, of course,

because the car's right there. Something went bad. Well, we don't know if she was in the car. It doesn't say anything about that. I mean, how would that guy, unless he's chasing her down the road with his car or something. Most likely.

No, we're just, you guys are just coming to these weird assumptions. She could have been walking her fucking dog or whatever I'm not gonna know nice. I finally be happy pulls up tries to get her she runs off comes here He'd grab us. We can't say she was in the car. We don't know we have no we don't know That's not it I'm just guessing that he she was in the car and then she just bounced and then I have a question though She was out in the middle of the night. Hmm. Well what they we don't know what time it is either

Yes, it's 1045 She was out in the middle of the night. Well, we don't know what time it is either. 10.45. You guys are 10.45. Okay. It says- You guys are just jumping to fucking assumptions. Well, not a woman got kidnapped in Oregon over the weekend in the middle of the night, all of which was captured on a doorbell camera.

Okay? What's their middle of the night though? So now you're out in the middle of the night. Well, the kidnapping part is when he runs up to her and grabs her. Two or three in the morning, right? He grabbed her. Middle of the night to me is two or three in the morning.

Right. Well, we would say we after. Either way, he kidnapped her in the morning, right? He grabbed her. Middle of the night to me is two or three in the morning. Right. Either way, you kidnap her. Or we say we kidnapped her. You know what I'm saying? Or it's middle of the night, 11, 12 to them. Right, but my detective hat, I go, I'm really not like you. You're the worst detective ever.

Not really. You are, because you also thought there was 800 billionaires in Mexico. Well, they're secret ones and I'm still waiting for my thing. But hold on, hold on, before you go into that. Before we do that. Come on, stay on track B. ADD, stay on track. Okay, so what I'm saying is that if she was out in the middle of the night, my guess is that

they were out in the middle of the night. They were in a car, some shit happened. She runs out, fuck you. She got mad, ran, grabbed her. And then he comes running, get the fuck, you're crazy. Don't knock on a fucking stranger's door. What the fuck are you doing? Grabs her, picks her up.

But why wouldn't he say that? Why wouldn't he be like, are you nuts? Because he's not gonna make any noises. Get the fuck in the car. This is my guess. I think there's an intimacy thing going on. I can't wait to follow up with her. I think they've been dating.

Here's my thought. It's weird they did know. They have a toxic relationship. I wish they told us how they know each other. I don't know, but they don't have the, I'm sure there's an investigation. They have a toxic relationship. Yep. This happens all the time.

This happens all the time. That's what I'm saying. What did you say once? That's a normal Tuesday night for them. I guess. Corner brain's theory. Look, there's an app out there that can save your life, where you will learn how to do certain things that you never thought about that are super simple. You're talking about how to survive the worst case scenario? I'm talking about Fieldcraft Survival.

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That's thick 24 happy hippo comm We'll have to follow up on this case. Don't worry guys. What are you, what's your instinct? I don't know. I mean, it doesn't look like he knows her. Yeah. I have, we all have that crazy friend. I think they said that they know he knows her. Yeah, but I'm saying it doesn't look like they're like, when they say they know, like they're not giving us any info. So it could be they work out the same gym.

It's a neighbor and he's been trying to get to her and finally kidnap her. Is there nothing else on the Internet right now about this? No, this just happened. Just happened. Listen, I've been in some crazy fights with dudes. I've been in a fight where I had to get out of a car because the guy was losing it. But when that guy was like coming after me, he was screaming violently. This guy is just like...

Let's watch it again. I want to see. He's very seratational. It's also weird too, like if me and my wife, she would never do this, but if we got an argument and she ran off, I would be yelling out like, what are you... No, no, no. What are you doing? No, no, no. I wouldn't like be silent and romping grab her. Grab her. That That's what's crazy This guy's door and this isn't the first time he grabbed her and also the way she's hanging on is very strange She's yelling for help. She's hanging on for dear life. Yeah, let's let's let's see this again

It's just weird how fast they caught And she's terrified the way she's looking back also look at the way grabs her Like who does that? Would you ever do that to your wife or your girlfriend? You wouldn't do that someone you're dating fucking just I'm gonna say good at it, too I was about to say the way he picks her up first time he's done it before I feel like he knows exactly how much she weighs and he knew he could get her out of there right away. Am I wrong? Yeah, and I think we're giving too much credit

to they knew each other. I think there was like, we worked out the same gym, maybe they went to the same fucking library in the same neighborhood. I don't think they're dating or there's like this close. You don't? They said there was some sort of relationship. They believe there was some sort of relationship.

Oh, no, no, I think 100% they're dating dating I bet they were I bet the co-workers or something Oh, he knew how he knew how much she weighed he's done that before he's picked her up. I'm telling you I don't think so. Do you see how fast he ran? He's a strong guy. He picked her up and ran away I don't know if he's a strong guy. I didn't say that I would just say he was too good at grabbing He ran fast. That's that's strong. He's done it before right, but that's a strong guy strong guy I mean, I'm saying he knows how much she weighs. There's that there's a I'm telling you right now They they have dated. I don't think all the money on I don't think so She looks too scared for them to be dating

Oh, no, and also for him not to say a thing, and then she's hanging, most normal dudes in a relationship, if they're hanging on you're like, this is insane, you'd let go. Agreed. He fucking snatched her away. He's done this before. She's to probably other women. No, I think this is specific.

They dated. I don't think so, cause that's not, and he was so good at the kidnapping, it's not a one time thing. Yeah. I think he's done this to other women. We now know the name of the man who already allegedly kidnapped a woman. His spouse.

And Mark Anthony grabbed the woman identified for court as his spouse. What'd I tell you, motherfuckers? No. What'd I tell you? He's black? That's his wife. He didn't look black at all. No, that's true.

That's a good saving because I thought he was like a Mexican guy or something on the camera. No, no, that's a different guy. Oh yeah. So that's why. What the fudge? Oh, that's not him. Wow. What a misleading. Okay. That was literally just the article. Wow. That is a misleading headline.

But there you go. What I tell you, it's his wife. Keep going down? No, that was it. That was it. It's really quick. It's his wife. Why do they have that guy on there?

I don't know. That is so fucked up. The Hoover tour. Cause they want you to click on that next article. All right. You see what I'm saying? Yep, I was with you, Bri. Oh!

No, rewind the film. I was with Bri. I kind of believed it was a couple. You're the one thinking it's a kidnapper. I'm like, no, picked her up too easily. He's too good at it. Yeah. See? But still, you can't. That's what I said. You look like, he looks like easily. He's too good at it. Yeah. See? But still you can't.

That's what I said. You look like, he looks like Latina. It's like something like this. You're cheating on me you piece of shit. Fuck you, I'm getting out of here. I'm done. Of course they had that relationship. Maybe she's a crazy relationship.

And then he's like, you're not going anywhere. You're my wife. Look, get over here. Picks her up, brings her in her car. They're probably having sex after that. It's the, that's her. That car. They're probably having sex after that. That is their relationship. That's love, baby.

That's yes. That is a, that is. Now he's in prison though for kidnapping. And she'll get him out. I was gonna say, if she doesn't press kidnapping charges, he's probably good to go, yeah. Yeah, no, he's fine. Yeah, probably post bail.

This was dramatic, but it's fine. They probably got a fight, they're drunk. They got a big fight. Yes, yes. Whatever. Yeah, probably post bail. This was dramatic, but it's fine. They probably got a fight, they're drunk. They got a big fight. Yes, yes. Whatever. This is a whole thing. But we don't know. We'll see what happens.

Let's stay tuned on it, see what more details come out. What else you got? Wow. That was an excellent one. Oh no, okay, but we'll do it. So, Billie Eilish opened up about her sexuality and quote, I want, I wanted my face in a vagina. I'm so done with this overshare culture

and I don't buy it. Thank you. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. It's like the trendy thing to do. It's a good way to get attention. I don't, since when is this a thing? And you look at how many celebrity kids are like trans these days.

It's a, something's, I don't know if it's in the water. It's just a cool thing to do. It's what kids do. It's like, get out of here. It's a, something, I don't know if it's in the water. It's just a cool thing to do. It's what kids do. It's like, get out of here. It's a good way to get attention. But if you're her, do you, A, do you have to share that with us, even if you want to do that?

That's fine, do your thing. But B, I just, like, okay. Yeah, like, I guess you've had an interview. Also, do you need more attention? Yeah. Well, she had an interview with Rolling Stone. What'd you say? She had an interview with Rolling Stone talking about her new song. What'd you say? She had an interview with Rolling Stone

talking about her new song, Lunch, which has details about her being with a girl, but she says when she started writing that song, she had never been with a girl, but was able to finish the song after an eye-opening encounter with a woman. Okay. To me, it's like, let's boost the song.

You're gonna drop. Yeah, it's all the rage. And by the way, nobody cares what you're into. No, her shit crushes no matter what. It's Billie Eilish. We get it. I know, but you know, it's just. And there was like videos of her at Coachella,

kissing I think another girl, yeah, like. And she always hides those sweater puppies. You see how she's dressed like an old school, like 90s kid, like baggy clothes, bodied up. Huge. Super bodied up. Yeah. Is she super bodied up? Super bodied up. Yeah. Is she super bodied up? Super bodied up. Yeah, but then it's like this cool thing to do,

it's your, you know, and then she's, her boy, girlfriend's this black chick, and she's just so badass and all that stuff. But then she was saying, I don't like that people are talking about my sexuality, but now she's just doing it again. Oh, but you're there doing that, yeah, okay. It's exhausting.

It's like I can't get enough attention. It's this culture of narcissism. It's just amazing. It's just a culture of narcissism. It's not, we're headed down a weird road. China one. Yeah. What? Unbelievable.

Mike Tyson's big fights coming up guys. And a video came out of him working on his trainer and, uh, what's that in June? Yes, it's in June. Just wanted to get your guys' opinion on it. Mike Tyson's big fight's coming up guys and a video came out of him working on his trainer and... What's that in June? Yes, it's in June. Just wanted to get your guys' opinion on it. ["The Big Fight"]

["The Big Fight"] It's no stage, actually. ["The Big Fight"] Oh, it's the same one over and over. So is it stage? Here's my question. Why isn't it longer than 15 seconds? Valid point.

What's your take on that? If Tyson gets in close to him, he can hurt him. This fight's going to go to decision. There'd be no winner. There'd be a big draw though. It'd be good for boxing. It's a Trojan horse to get the UFC on Netflix. You don't think that Tyson's head hunting and Jack Paul's head hunting? Nope, nope, nope. It'd be a big draw though. It'd be good for boxing. It's a Trojan horse to get the UFC on Netflix.

You don't think that Tyson's head hunting and Jake Paul's head hunting? No, no, no. They're gonna hit to the body. Remember Jake Paul, his first fight ever was on Mike Tyson's card. They're in cahoots together. This is a big money play.

It goes to the judges, but there's no judges. So it's gonna be a draw. I bet my last dollar that's a draw. Good for them though, you know, good for Tyson. I mean, but look at those punches. There's nothing to be, you can't tell anything by somebody who's hitting mitts a lot of times. Okay.

It's just a different thing, boxing's just. I mean, it's impressive at his age that he's even moving like that, that's the takeaway, but I don't think people forget he fought Roy Jones, you know, not that long ago and it was not good. And he's, and he hasn't gotten younger or quicker. So you get a similar product. Your win kind of, it's hard. If you're expecting that for whatever the fight is, eight rounds, that's not happening.

Yeah. But again, at his age, he's moving around. Good for him. And making money. It's a win-win. Yeah. Dave Portnoy Barstool came out and said that he thinks Caitlin Clark is getting screwed in her Nike deal, which is a eight-year, $28 million deal

that will include a signature shoe. He thinks it should be like 80 million. It should. You think so too? I think after taxes over eight years, that's believe it or not, 15 mil over eight years. I mean, if I know her name, I feel like she's worth more than $2 million a year

after taxes, but you know, maybe I'm off, you know? But I think eight years is a long time. If I'm her management or agent, A, I'm saying, no, we're not doing eight years because she could be the thing, you know, who knows, but she, she's the biggest thing that ever hit the WNBA. Right. She's a huge draw in college. So why would you sign an eight year deal?

Cause what if she is the, the outlier that changes the pay or changes the, the viewership of the WNBA and she's the Michael Jordan of women's WNBA and you're locked into an eight year deal. So it sounds like it's bad, man. I will say this. The, this guy says really interesting point. He gets the next user goes,

how many men would buy Clark shoes and call the deal and overpay? I don't know if a lot of women would say, I'm gonna buy those shoes. And I don't know, and I definitely don't think any men are gonna go, Caitlin Clark wears them, so I wear them. Well, Portnoy said. So her jersey sold out in seconds.

Right. For men and women. For men and women. For men and women. She's massive. Portnoy went on X and said, men would 100% buy her sneakers. All girls who play hoop will. Portnoy then said, quote, Devin Booker got a five year, $50 million deal.

And Caitlin is 100 times the star and impact. That's not true. I think Dave's off on that. Again, but this is Nike. Nike's being smart because there's a reason it's not true. I think Dave's off on that. Again, but this is Nike. Nike's being smart because there's a reason it's eight years, because if she is huge, they got her for eight years. Nike's also doing the analytics going, women's shoes have never sold.

Maybe she is the next Michael Jordan. That's why we're doing an eight year deal. It's good for us. It's bad management on her part. I think, I think though, that her management might've kind of like fallen for that argument. The arguments, the argument is got legs. Nike's argument has legs then,

and because they probably are looking at, has any woman ever sold any shoes for them? I'd have to ask. No, Nike, the answer's no. They've had Sheryl Swoops, they've done Rebecca Lobos. They don't sell they go Yeah, no, they even the women want to wear Michael Jordan's. Yeah. Yeah, so it were Devin Booker's Kevin Durant's or Kyrie Irving's, you know, yeah Nike's being smart. They're like, yeah, maybe she is like Michael Jordan. That's great for us But even if she's not we're not gonna make a ton of money off of six million over four years these cards these

Clothing I mean you want to be with Nike. Yeah Six million over four years, so they're all pretty lowball offers for a reason But again, she might be the outlier they get that is the one that pushes it over the edge there And she starts selling to the masses, but there's it's never been done before so that's what they're going off of analytics and for Caitlin she doesn't have a ton of Chips in her, you know corner to be like well because there's there's never been an example. So Nike's going now Two million still a good deal. Cry me a river, you know, crime me a fucking river two million a year Well after taxes to you put that right in your bank account That's a lot

so Yeah, I mean Caitlin Clark even wore Kobe Bryant shoes during a game like they all wear men's shoes It's got some big feet But also like for the if she does get right should get so much more money Like this will be the least of her problems if she is is that good of a player, the other endorsements coming our way, it's be a least of her problems. She's gonna be balling because WMA doesn't make any money. My favorite is when people argue, like when Caitlin, you know, was drafted and women should get the same pay. That's, do you know that WMAs, you know, the WMA as a business has never made a positive profit. Do you morons know?

Is that true? Yeah, it's true. Do you morons know that the NBA has to fund the WNBA? Yeah. That's the reality of it. It's very black and white. So when they go, WNBA, things need to change. They need to be paid as much as men.

No, stop it, stupid, because nobody's watching. Nobody's paying to watch them. If they were, they would have an argument. You're kind of mean to the imaginary people saying that. No, dumb-dums. Yeah, that's kind of mean. Well, it's the people that make you an argument are fucking stupid.

They're the same people that think there's 800 billionaires in Mexico. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, you don't know. In fact, a lot of those billionaires would like to be unnamed. 800 of them, I bet. There's actually a chance that I'm right about that. That's so stupid.

I'll tell you why. No, I don't want to entertain it. No, no, no. You actually don't know what you're talking about. I'll tell you why. Because the billionaires on the list don't want to be notified. No, it's because Mexico is a... Mexico has always had a very wealthy class of people, a lot of people.

Yeah, I would say a lot. But also now, It's a third world country. But now, well, not so much anymore. In fact, now, with the new economic order, Mexico is the big winner here. It's still labeled as a third world country. So, B, you're gonna sit there and tell me,

just think about logistically. What is Mexico's GDP right now? So even though they're on the up and up, you think there's more billionaires in Mexico than America? That's a 1.4, wow, that's a huge GDP, right? Why is Mexico's GDP so high? Large diversified strong economy, oil sector, remittances from the United States, exports,

agriculture, mining, tourism, and industrial activity. I don't know how many people are involved in the oil business in Mexico, but it is possible with that many people, it is possible that you have some very wealthy, it's the 13 richest economy in the world, ranks fourth with most number of poor among the richest economies. Mexico is the 10th to the 13th country with the most number of poor in the world. Huge discrepancy obviously between poor and wealthy.

Most third country. Yeah. Most third world countries are. But. To think that Mexico has more billionaires than America is insane. To think they have more billionaires than China is just, it's just that it's not real dude in any facet. Well, it may not be as crazy as you think only

because if you have very few people who control all that wealth, then it wouldn't be. And you do have very few people. And you think there's 800 billionaires more than America in Mexico. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. That seems a little crazy. You do know. Hey, just think about the facts we see, and you're a smart guy. You think there's more billionaires in a third world country in Mexico than the United States? I don't think that.

You don't think that? No. Because you're not stupid. No, I do not think that. Right? But you're trying to convince me and the audience and we're all just going, this is so stupid. I'm just saying there might be some secret billionaires. For sure, no doubt there's secret.

To think that there's 800- 800 little much? Do you think there's 800- Well, there are more than that in the United States, right? Exactly. That's to my point. So if your argument is there's more that we don't know about right okay so that's across the board so that means let's say the America has a thousand I think our friend was just talking wasn't he in the air it but it's just common sense he might have been talking to me because when I heard it I went, really? No.

Now good for him, but maybe he talked to a billionaire out there who said that. But how would he know? Like how would you know that? He talked to a guy out there who told him that, and that's how this works. Yes, yes, yes. But then we have this crazy thing called the internet

that goes, actually, yeah, there are a lot of billionaires. There's a lot of billionaires that don't report. Let's say there are a hundred, let's say a thousand billionaires in every country don't report. There's still more in America and we're not a third world country. And China is massive. There's still more in China than Mexico. No matter how you play it.

Yes. That would be, well, that'd be very true. It's just common sense I think I was like but this guy never says stuff like that and but again He's probably legit guy told him that I guess but how would that legit guy know it's like you don't know that But it sounds good sounds sexy for Mexico. I get it because people are going there trying to raise money Yeah, now maybe the 800 billion from America move to Mexico he's right Maybe and the hidden ones all move there just all the way there all because so many people live in Mexico They live under America under the yeah, they live under

Mexico City. Yeah, just the borders of people trying to get a Mexico is insane. It's not crazy people trying to get here. It's people flooding that way. Yes. But they're all billionaires. So they're not all billionaires taking their chopper. The private jets. Yes. Private jet and droves.

And that's why we don't see them. Correct. But they're being flooded by billionaires. And all the billionaires are super safe in Mexico too. Super safe. That's the other thing. Cause you don't need an army to protect yourself at all. The police, give them, dude, are you kidding me? The police out down there are so legit. Mexico too. That's the other thing. Cause you don't need an army to protect yourself at all. Dude, defund the police.

Give them, dude, are you kidding me? The police out down there are so legit. And that's what I was saying. I get it. How about Tulum? You remember how Tulum is where everybody goes. It's supposed to be amazing. Then the cartel.

Well, it's not just that. Apparently there are those sand fleas that get in your skin that don't leave. There's all kinds. Yeah. Some crazy fucking infestation of certain things. I'll risk it for these car parts though.

Huh? You know, I mean, you go to Tijuana in the next few weeks, I go down there for these car parts for this company. See if you find some billionaires. I'm gonna see how many billionaires I see. I'm just gonna ask people. Yeah, that'd be good. Sam, please, and Vagya, please.

I shouldn't get in trouble down there. What else you got, Jen? I got one more for ya. Kanye's, you know, expanding his portfolio and he wants to now develop a porn studio! Is he gonna be with his girl? First question! I'd watch that.

That's just asking for trouble. Kanye West has decided on a new business venture that's all about people having sex on camera. Does he need more money? He just wants to be crazy. Is that his current? Oh, that's her still. Wow. She's really attractive. She looked better before.

Oh, she looks pretty cool there. A hot shot. She's pretty cool. Yeah, she's pretty cool. She's hot. Mike Moss and Stormy Daniels. It's weird he wants to get involved with- That's Stormy Daniels ex who was like a big porn like producer.

Oh, okay. Yeah. And they're working together, I guess. And Kanye wants to do- How does someone in his crew go, hey man, do we have to make money like this? You're so rich. Bad energy, right?

Yeah, like it's kind of a sad industry. It's a huge industry, but do we have to do this? You want to lend yourself, you want to like, can't you just design more clothes? Like we have so much money. But also, he's like, he's, he's always talking about God. He's a man of God and all that. But he also talks about his sexual fantasies a lot and how he has orgies all the time. Yeah, well he's, he, he, like myself, has, has, has, knows a couple things about blacked.com. Blacked.com's his favorite. It's black, giant, handsome black dudes having sex with, you know. Small white girl.

Yeah, and he's, he was talking about that a long time ago. He said that's what he watches. I was like, interesting, kind of, interesting. So many similarities. Apparently our boy Diddy also would hire the blacked guys to come in and have sex with his lady while he watched. Yeah, it was part of the lawsuit, so. We haven't heard anything on Diddy, huh?

Mm-mm. It's kind of deep though. That little dude got indicted today. Who did? Who? His... So, they think that he had people on the inside of the LAPD who were covering for him. Jesus.

It goes deep, huh? It goes way deep. And they think he and his son, he killed somebody in a recording studio bathroom, and then they said the guy was shot outside, but he was shot inside, and his assistant, he killed somebody in a recording studio bathroom. And then they said the guy was shot outside, but he was shot inside. And his assistant, one of his producers, took pictures of the entire scene in the bathroom. So you start to realize why the FBI is like, oh yeah. And I guess Kid Cudi had his car blown up. And that apparently is legit

So he had a guy on the inside or a couple fixers on the inside who did some shit for him We got through that stuff back in the day. You're saying we would have been caught before that's oh wow This could get deep and this there was juice. There was some stuff going on in the rap game There was some stuff going on in the rap game. There was some stuff going on, which was pretty crazy. Especially with the young female performers who were minors coming into the game. Oh yeah. And then you got the 30 year old producer who might, who I'm

not, you know, some very famous people being named, who were having sex with those who then became very famous. Aliyah, Jay-Z, P-Ditty, Rihanna. Oh yeah. It gets weird. Yeah. So it said today that Brendan Paul has now been charged with felony drug charges and that this is the biggest wrench being thrown in because now obviously they're gonna offer him a deal. Oh yeah. That's the white boy from Syracuse?

So Diddy's now a little on edge. This was today. There's gonna be all kinds of stuff. Oh that white boy's gonna be singing like a bird. Well, that one guy though, his longtime producer, whoever who he's the one who came out with all kinds of stuff. Um, Ooh. Oh, they're going to get that white boy with it. He looks so terrible.

Look at them eyebrows. I wish his name was in Brendan, whatever, but they're going to go for that white boy and get him to, they're like, like, hey bud, you're gonna do 15 years in hardcore prison, but give us some names. He'd be like, fuck yeah, I'll give you some names. You think? Oh yeah. You don't think he's worried about his life a little bit? With Diddy, no.

Cause if he gives him names, Diddy's gonna get locked the fuck up. Diddy got two-clock killed, didn't he? When he was free, but if Diddy's under wraps, he'll go into hiding. Be interesting to see. But the main thing is not this guy, it's the other guy who has, who took those pictures, who is, who's really turning on him. Yeah, but if he starts giving names like that, that ties Diddy to murder and all this other underage stuff and sex trafficking, like it's gonna get weird. Well, the one thing also that that he's being looked into is that

he does have a he had a whole bunch of Tape on people having sex at his house that he was any it was blackmailing these people I have you under a single names. It's wild. Oh, yeah Look at this It's wild. Oh yeah. Look at this. Wow, Fed said to Wyden, Diddy Sex Probe over claims rapper

was about shooting people bribing jurors and using J.Lo as a gun you'll. Wow. Tim, you got J.Lo involved with it? Oh, I bet Ben Affleck is just, J.Lo's telling bedtime stories about Diddy a bit so fun. I bet Ben Affleck knows what's going on. You think so? Yeah, the pillow talk with this girl. Oh Cuz he probably hey, how bad was it? She's like, I I had a fucking AK-47 up my asshole. Oh, you know

Do what I would be so aggressive Brandon. Too much? Why would he be so aggressive? I was like in the pillow talk. I was like, where's he gonna go? I had to make him force him to up my asshole. You're so intense. That just takes you out of the trance. Yeah, I was like.

It's so preposterous. Yeah, there's nowhere to go after that. I think we're done with this podcast. J.Lo is a big ass, you know what I mean? No, he... You're gonna fit some ammo in that asshole. Well, I mean, if you want to come to Brick Town Comedy Club this weekend, Oklahoma City, Friday, Saturday, April 26th and 27th,

I guess come. I guess come. I'll tell you more about that. But I don't know why. There's no point doing anything after you just heard that. Yeah. Yeah, but handsome pictures of Brian Callan. Off Limits, my podcast. Holy shit.

All right, man, we'll see you later, guys. All right, guys, love you.