The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub Inks Deal with Fat Joe | TFATK Ep. 1115

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen reveal their testosterone levels, discuss Brendan's new deal with Fat Joe and talk Bryan no longer being the vibe guy and wanting to fight Brendan, Brendan spending thousands on camps for his kids, Anthony Fluffy Hernandez vs Reiner De Ridder being announced and much more!O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/Drive Fast All Gas - Enter to win my Custom 800+ Horsepower RAM TRX + $10K cash: https://drivefastallgas.com/collections/new-releasesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Guys, before we start, I'm going to be at the Mike Drop Comedy Club this Friday. Saturday in San Diego, come get some. We're almost sold out. I'm excited. San Diego, Mike Drop. Let's get this podcast going. This is really the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid.

Come on, baby. Take me to your best friend's house. Take me too. Take me too. Do you know that song? I don't know that song. We're back, pal. We're back.

We're back. It's very rare we're not back. We've been doing us a long time, partner. Long time. A long time. Still fun. Still doing our thing. I'm sorry if I feel, do I seem a little sore?

My training yesterday was on next level shit. More training shit? Yeah. I will say this. When I train really hard, like really hard, where it's a little much. Yeah, for you. No, no. Don't say that.

Yeah. When I train super hard, I haven't. Right? I'm going to ask you to be a little more respectful. The training of a 58-year-old is different than the rest of us. I train with a lot of guys. I've trained with those guys. Yep.

Now, hold on. When I do a hardy mom, I do some serious wrestling. Yeah. A few burpins. Go through the motion. I'm really going to ask you to be a little more respectful. And then I... No, I know what you're doing.

I do some. No, I know what you do some. I do some. You know what you call that back in the day? What's that? Going through the motion. No, no, no. No, no, dude.

This is what you do. You get there, you talk a little bit. You'll half ask some burpees. No, no, no, no. You're a drill, which I call walkthroughs. No, no, no, no, no. You drill, and then you guys go get tacos. No, you're, you're, you're, and then you come to me and call it training.

I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. And I'm, I'm going to get a little angry, you know, I'm going to get a little angry. And my confidence, I'm going to be honest with you. I love when you're confident. It's growing. I know. And I want you to keep that.

No, no, I'm going to touch me. Because, because the thing is, I don't make the kind of mistakes I used to make. Remember how you do some bullshit, like get my elbows up? My elbows stay right here. We talked about this. And the point I was making is when I train super hard, I have a lot of energy, a lot. For you. And then I have, I don't even need that much sleep.

I think my testosterone is fucking super high right now. High for a 58-year-old, for sure. No, it's high. It's high for a man. Okay? 975 is not high? For a 58-year-old? No, no.

You're 975? Yes. Holy shit. Last time I checked. 973 $1,400. Yeah, because you're gear, you fucking ask for all.

Also, that's way too high. That's actually way too high. So, 900 is crazy high. For anybody. Nine hundred is high, yeah. So, so shut up.

No, no, no, for anybody. For anybody. I don't. It's rocking for 58. No, I'm proud of you. I know, but can you not? I'm not, I'm just, you know what I am?

I keep it real. No, you can bowl. shit all those guys you work out with and then you come to the realness right no i you come to the realness no dude i go no it's good no i don't like that you put governors on it man let me spread my wings and fly pro i don't appreciate you clipping my fucking wings no you are let me sore like the man eagle that i am all right all right sore man me i sore like the man eagle that i am did you cut your own hair again i did because i can see the longer hair out the back god damn it As you're talking in the lights, it's just, it's almost like a duck tail.

You know, I can't. When I see that, you can't see it. You can't see it. I get a little hair. I can't focus on it. Oh, it's a disaster. It's all good. And I look at my wife, I'm like, could you groom me up a little when you see me?

Can you help me out? Do you mind? I know. You know, can you groom me up a little? I know. Like I, the other day, I'm with my wife and it's all good. And I look in the mirror. I got fucking something here and I got to stand on my shirt.

I go, say nothing. Hey. Do you mind saying, hey, get that out of it? Like, please. Hey, he's on camera. Right? Come on. Be my mirror if you don't mind.

God dang. Fuck. Fuck, man. You know what? I don't know. Is your wife forgetful? No. She's like an elephant.

She's a Mexican elephant. My, my. You ever met a Mexican elephant? No. She's a Mexican elephant? Mexican, doesn't forget a thing. My wife will forget some essential stuff and it's just the way it is. Oh, like when you're going on trips and shit?

She's the best. She's the best. My wife is she like, oh, I forgot the baby's formula. Oh, well, then I need to grow tits because one of us needs to figure this out. The baby has to have form it. Oh, you forgot the baby's diapers? Oh, well, I'm going to grow a fucking clit because one of us has to bring it. And usually it's not on me, is it?

Now, if I spoke to her that way, it would be held to pay. I would make it much better. And you know me, I don't make it better. I get mad because I'm like, but you took the wrong. passport you were in Columbia you took the things like that and so I hope she doesn't listen to this but the point is she won't

no but the point is I get a little crazy with that stuff I get a little crazy oh I'll go I'm doing my job right I'm doing and you're not going to do oh I'm sorry I'm sorry is this the movie Mr. Mom am I do I have a dress on should I grow tits and milk the baby too

yeah do I have to do everything and if I dare say that because she does a lot of course, but there are things that she forget. Well, sometimes, and now I fuck up to. You know what she is? She's Tony Romo. She's good overall. But when it's game time, when it's time to get to the playoffs, she's Dak

Prescott. We win a championship if you're forgetting the baby. I'm not saying that about my wife, but I like, there, I like where, I like, my wife, I like the point of what you're saying. My wife, I just get in the car, I assume everything's staying care of. Because I don't have giant tits. Everything is locked down. yeah man because it's 2025 yeah and in do i need to grow tits and ass yeah i have a friend we have we have a friend

who you're job who had to have a conversation with his wife about that we have a friend who's like uh that's your job now i'm doing all this over here as your job now now don't get twisted i can do that if you want but then i'm going to have to relieve the pressure over here and then unless unless you're going to fill in on the podcast and fix all the cars, which you can't, right? But I can do yours. I don't want to. But if I have to, I'll grow tits and put on a dress. Yeah. My wife is very good at that shit. My wife will fix everything in the house. My wife will fix a car. She can do all that shit. I'm a cuck. Huh? What did you say? You're cuck. If my wife went, listen, I'll do this I'd go, no, you're not. Hey, I got to tell you, dude. I'm coming in hot today? Yeah.

And I'm, and I'm hot, because I told you I trained yesterday. You went through the motions. I want to fight. You got a sweat up. I kind of want to fight. And we have, we don't have a lot of room. We don't have a ton of room down there either now. I know.

There's no word for me to come out of you. I got to, I got to jump on that chair and do some shit. Yeah, I guess the thing is, is it bothers me your cucky because you're just like, my wife can fix cars if I need her to, should change your tire. And then you're getting mad at her for not remembering the diapers. No, no, I never said that. Hey, let me ask them. what would you say you do me yeah besides good vibes some of the times not a lot of good vibes but

not late not the past five years not past five the vibes have been shitty the past five years but starting to get better yet you're used to be the vibe guy and that was great yeah but when the vibe guy's not the vibe guy yeah yeah and you're i hope hopefully your wife hears this yeah what would you say you bring to the table well if the vibes are gone. I'm glad you asked. Yeah. I'm glad you asked. Because you can't fix his tire. Yeah. Can't even change the tire. I know. Hey, I put it down. Okay.

Anybody. Because I got it. I got a, she can find that. Excuse me? That's easy to replace. No, dude. Have you seen me naked lately? Have you seen your wife? She's pretty hot, dude. I know. There's a lot of guys that are. There are. So you, so wait, you're saying that she can do better than a 58 year old? What? She can do better than a medium white guy in his late 50? Yeah, I don't want to take your wife to the side. I'm like, what would you say? he does. Yeah.

How are the vibes at the house? My guy's been with Craig him like, right? The last five years, same, same at the studio. And then what are you doing? You bring, you bringing somebody in? No, I just convince her to leave you. She's all, what the fuck? What the fuck?

Why is Brennan here? Brennan just keeps saying he's not the vibes guy anymore. And I got to be honest. It's like, wait a minute, hold on. What are you talking about? Yeah, I don't know, man. No. now relationships but i i i'll tell you what though tiger had his first football practice

and then i had to go to meeting for his majors baseball team which is pretty intense and they're great we found a diamond in the rough yeah the problem is when you sign up for rec football you're at the mercy of just random kids and tiger from cal we came from california where we went undefeated for two seasons and really good competitive kids and then come over to rec and you're at the mercy of you know they don't tiger so they just put them on a team we'll see if t stays on that team i'm all about having fun but it can't be a waste of time being a little bit of a trophy dad nope i just don't want to i know tiger if if if if you don't have kids that can throw to him and that are athletic he's he's not gonna have a good time he's just not so why can you put him in a league

that's with older kids we can yeah let me get my magic mind in here guys my magic mind max starting to kick in a little maxed up yeah a little time release caffeine you want some good flow this is the other thing i was thinking about kids and chin i'm sure because you grew up in normal childhood brian you were a little all over she won't relate to this but when when you were growing up chin in the summers did your parents line up fucking camps nonstop never never we fucking had a garden hose and we'd have a football and we would figure it out dude yeah and that was the summer and it was awesome yeah like the summer just ended in there in school but i was thinking of all the shit they did this summer and all the money all the camps and it's been like that i don't know if it's just

an la thing it's not it's a current culture of parents where some of the parents i need we all need to gather and go hold on hold on we don't need to spend thousand dollars every summer on camps they should be figuring out on boredom's good dude we shouldn't just sign up for camps because the other thing is i force them get creative force them get creative for but nowadays these kids are on screens so you just make sure not mine there's no screens in our house right but also the kids aren't either if you have good parents they're on screens agreed yeah that's that's a fucking easy way out but also like I didn't need to go to a football camp or basketball camp or baseball camp because we're doing it every single day for like eight hours

during the summer so by the time the season came along it wasn't like all right we better shake off the dust yeah because we I was competing every day in the summer every fucking day until I got older like 16 I got you know if you start to play real football again invited to the university of uh Colorado football camp that's different my parents don't have to pay for that I got invited but now these kids under fucking 14 they go outside to get someone has a ball why are we paying for all these camps well culture's not good yeah but if you have a neighborhood where you don't have that like if you don't have a neighborhood so a lot of American neighborhoods are not in American neighborhoods anymore.

And people don't talk to each other, and it is what it is. So if you're in L.A. or whatever, camp is the only viable option sometimes. So, you know, that's kind of the alternative. It'd be nice if there were, like, fields to play, and if there was time. And that's the one thing missing. It's a problem, man. You can find it. Maybe, depending on where you're at.

I found it. You can find in L.A. too. You can find L.A. You can find L.A. is not a walking city, though. Again, like, people live in places where they have to drive their kids somewhere. yeah true it's a bitch man and a lot of these cities now are scaled around a car so you know it's it's a problem and we pay a price for it we pay a price for the fact that kids don't hang out in the neighborhoods i never forgot for me i'd never grew up this way right but i longed for it when i would

because i when i was in overseas you lived in a compound you didn't have any of that shit your childhood's different then i go to boarding school because my family's still in sada arabia and And then I would go to camp right after that. Yeah. Right. So I didn't have any of that shit. But I would go to Wisconsin where my dad grew up in this little house. And it was a tiny house.

Those kids are doing it right over there. The best times of my life. Over there. Because every kid knew each other in the neighborhood. And it cost you zero dollars. Nothing. And we'd ride our bikes. And I would play ball.

And I was like, this is America. Dude, I would get a slurpy. I'd wake up, whatever time kids wake up. I would play all day in the fucking blistering heat. I would have one slurby until like 6 p.m. I was ready to go. Yes. Yes.

Now these kids got camp, the two camps, this shit. So finish schools, you know, finish schools, like Finnish kids finish number one in reading and all academics. And they are the happiest, like, they do these metrics, right? Their mental health and all, they measure, like, how many of these kids actually are on SSRIs or whether they're in therapy and stuff. They rank number one overall in so many categories. stories. They don't touch, yeah, they don't touch a textbook or really, really, until they're seven. For the most time, they're playing outside, they're playing with each other, they're doing all kinds of stuff. It's a simplification. As a high performance in six, brilliant areas like reading

in science, Finnish students consistently score well on international assessments like PI. However, it's important to know that their success isn't solely based on academic achievement, but also on a holistic approach. Holistic, I'm out. No, no, meaning. No, that means it's also based on good. advise. No, no, no. It's not. Holistic approach. An emphasis on equity, well-being, and love of learning. You're outside. They're outside. They're playing. The way they teach is

a very different way, where kids are already doing that, and within the context of what they're doing, which is getting their energy out, they're learning shit. And that's the way to do it. Students in Finland start school later, age seven. Spend more time on playing creative activities. Yeah, that's kind of how it should be.

Yep. It's fucking great. There's a less emphasis on standardized testing, competition. They'll focus on learning. You'll have plenty of time for that later, man. You know? Depends if they're in sports, because you want them competing. You want them to learn to compete.

Oh, yeah, you can do that, but you don't have to do that right away. By seven? I mean, they're just such babies. They're playing. Let them play. Let them figure each other out. Let them build those social bonds, you know? Someone needs to get a football, baseball, whatever, basketball, and they got to compete

and play with their friends. And that's where they're learning the fundamentals. Like, I didn't need a fucking private coach when I was nine. No. No, I swung the bat or caught so many footballs by the time I was 10. Yeah. It's not even funny. Right.

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I didn't know that I wasn't going to grow into a football player. I thought I'll play football, and then I'll be big by the time I'm a senior. And I was 14. and a kid who was meant to play football hit me and I got hit and I rolled I did a somersault like in the movies I did a somersault and I went I'm not doing this also I was too cold in New England it was too cold for me not for you no that's all good yeah but least you found out early age yeah I was like I'm gonna go wrestle indoors somebody my size yeah that was wait yeah but out here there's a whole mess of flag football the fall and then they

tackle in the spring yeah but then even the kids that are doing that are still playing uh baseball competitive baseball right so i so the dad's that are like yeah my son plays soccer baseball football i'm like dude you got to pick two i don't believe in doing like across the board right he can't fuck around like at recess with soccer but it's tough man kids are so baseball's different you have some real athletes in baseball now like legit athletes it's just a different world kids just need to go outside like you don't need a private coach

but well you don't need that for football do you what do you mean like baseball hand-eye coordination golf tennis any of these sports that require timing and that skill level but then like football I would imagine you can play

you don't have to play year round obviously you work on your you lift wage you run around like this is so competitive now I don't know yeah it's tough yeah and are they they are training all year oh yeah and you and the the worry not the worry but if your kids athletic he can get away with a lot to a certain level but then you look at the high schools here like like Travis and westlake yeah to make the varsity team and baseball

oh my god really good they're so good so it's like if you want your son to be an outlier like you kind of got a focus man unless you're just some freak then you can get away with just let him do his thing, have fun. Damn. It's just a different culture. And you know youth sports is like a, you can look it up to you. I think it's like a $30 billion industry. Is that true?

It's become a business man. It sucks. Fuck. Yeah. Our boy Kevin Bay has a baseball camps, you know, like facility. Yeah, it becomes a business. So like when I was a kid, like the All-Star teams were the All-Star team from your area. And it meant something.

Now some dad, look, $40 billion. Your boy, Matt McChesney. right you know matt yeah matt has uh projected it to be 69 billion by 2030 good guy matt has he runs a camp for high school kids i've seen video of the way he like teaches those guys man it's no joke those kids are dialed the fuck in yeah yeah yeah and that's the other thing is you you have camps where these professional athletes these guys like matt who've played for that long really understand the game are teaching your kid by the time he's

14 you're learning shit oh 14 fuck that noise tight has coaches right now that played pro ball across the board right now it's on his football team or his baseball team they're all college or high school or pro coaches so it's not like when i like my football coach i think he played two years in high school yeah okay yeah like now and you have former professional athletes coaching seven eight nine year olds so that's the level of coaching it's just everything's ramped up it's so serious now i don't know if it's good i don't know man can be costly for families with an annual average spending over $1,000 per child. For the year, that's not crazy.

Yeah. I would think it would be more than that, right? And with coaching and all that, it can get a lot more. It's way more than that if your kids doing travel baseball. Yes, I was going to say it has to be. Just the uniform. Correct. Just the equipment.

Yes. Travel baseball is moving. I was going to say, I think it's a lot more than $1,000. Yeah. Because you're traveling, it's equipment. I meant you. And you're also paying paying some nice for coaches, right? Coaching. Well, that's part of your monthly fee.

But if your kids playing, let's say they do usually the big travel tournaments are in the spring. So let's say they're playing in Florida. A thousand. Well, just for me, my wife and Tiger to go is a thousand airfare. Easily. Easily. To get to Florida. Easily. All of you guys? Or New York or Ohio. Yeah, 1500. Yeah. And that's

coach. Or, like, he has two travel ball tournaments I know in the spring in Houston. So a drive, that's four hours away, but you're looking at a hotel for three nights for three people? That's, that's $1,500 or, okay, maybe less, maybe a grand, easy a grand. Easily. That's staying at a regular motel. Yeah. Yeah, it's just not the way it should be.

But again, you can, if your kid's talent enough, they're going to find him wherever he's at. so and really also the other thing most parents you know 9 to 14 it really doesn't fucking matter to be honest with you what do you mean if your kid's athletic enough like it's so you can like no one gives a fuck what your kid bad at his average when he's 10 years old right or how many

home runs he hit when he's 11 until you get to like 14 15 start getting to high school that's when it doesn't matter and also the like the scouts have fined him whether he plays on the number one team in the nation or a team that's not ranked at all there's literally that's the guy's jobs to find the town they'll find them they don't have to be these big

stuff the thing to do is make sure they don't get in bad habits they learn correctly right sure yeah i would imagine but if they're athletic enough and coachable they you can fix that pretty fast yeah i don't know what the answer is to be honest well it's just a lot that's my whole thing i came here like it's just a lot it's a summer the summer camps it's a lot the specializes the coaches it's just like man another shit was going on when i was a kid my brother-in-law is the same thing like his kids have been on travel teams forever and they're always trout it's just like he'll be driving like we have a five in the morning and i'm like jesus man it's so much and then people won't get upset the parents like you know let's like we

had a tournament one time in chino wait to stay in chino which is you know not a great place in l-a outside of l-a so we had to stay there for two nights tiger had a rough weekend he went like one for seven yeah i'm not thrilled dude i'm not fucking jumping out of my seat with excitement that i'm in chino for fucking three nights and i'm sitting there watching him have a bad series it's fucking sucks yeah it's the game yeah yeah's the game yeah and then some coaches go are you how's your quad and then some not great but then some coaches do not not not not not not legit coaches some coaches especially at the rec ball level dude three out of tenure in the hall of fame as soon as i hear a coach said

that i take tea the side go real quick three out of three out of ten if you're in the mlb if you're in rack and you're going three for ten you should be cutting fucking oranges but you should be going nine for ten you know what i'm saying is that is that is that what it is the really good kids are just always hitting at the rec level yeah always hit it's it's it's fucking it's it's a joke to that's a joke that's a major league stat that's not yeah so when they go do three out ten your hall of fame correct if you're mookie bets listen he's not pitching the fucking ball for the centaurs tonight you should be rocking that kid throwing 30 miles an hour and if you're not it's all good but we you should you should be cutting oranges

for the boys orange cutter yeah yeah you know what you're scaring me as a dad you might be you might be the dad you criticize don't waste my time fuck dude you got it we need you out and i need you in right field behind the fence where nobody can i'm there always yeah i got to keep you over there because you're just a little too passionate and you're getting a little too If we're going to spend all this time doing it You gotta make it worth your time Yeah you know

Cut to Tiger looking at you going Dad I know I'm not built for it But I want to be a dancer Okay You better dance your ass off 16 you better dance your ass off You better be the best dancer Just a giant dancer

Yeah try and be the best though I don't get fuck Be good at something That's what I say Yeah All right What do you got Chen Wait let me ask

Brent, real quick. I remember when I was in high school, it was me and like three other guys that are the biggest people in high school. So I was 285-6-2. And the only person that was bigger than me was my friend Jimmy on Breeze, who was like a star football player,

star wrestler and all that stuff. He became a king of the cage champion too. Oh, nice. So he did something with it. But when I went to college after high school, I thought I was like this big dude and I saw the football team and these guys were freaking.

gig and i'm like what the that that's why technique so important because and the kids who are really athletic who get by in the athletic ability all good at 9 10 11 are do your thing have fun if i can eat you know twizzlers and shit do your thing but eventually i don't care at some age you're you're going to get an elite level where everyone's just as athletic as you are then what and they're also so big yeah yeah but they're all big but everyone's big at a certain point size goes out the window. You're going to get to a certain level where there's going to be guys bigger than you, some guys faster than you, who are just, they're more athletic. So you're being so athletic, that's all good. If you don't have the technique, those are the kids that get left behind. Yeah.

Because when you mix the technique with the talent, now we're cooking. Because you're going to get to a certain point where everybody's just as big and fast as you. Yeah. Now what do we do? Yeah. So that's why and that's why parents have these private coaches. Look at Aaron Donne. Look at his training. Like Tom Brady, Drew Brees. The way they would train. Yeah, but Those are all pros. I'm talking like that you're talking about the one percent. But they still train that way. Yeah,

but they're the one percent. I'm talking about like in high school. You're, if you're had an elite high school program like they have here, you're getting, all those kids are fucking big, athletic and strong. So,

so it already starts there. Oh my God. It starts now. That's what I'm trying to say. This is what stresses me out. It starts now, Brian. It starts now.

Because let's say you have an athletic kid just as big as tiger. And he's like, oh, I like baseball. cool well tiger's been doing it for years now dude so it's going to take it in order to catch up to that now you might be able to find another team

but even tiger's at a deficit because he started two years ago there's kids on the team who have been yeah but but i think that you can i think there are exponential jumps when you're 14 15 60 like correct yeah you know once your body starts coming together you can make well that's where it separates the guys as long as he's got to that's where guys are gonna that's where it's going to separate the guys who play after high school and the ones who are going to talk about their

high school sports. Because he's not making it. And there's nothing wrong with that. That's where the technique comes into play. Who is Andre Ward's coach, Jules, uh, Jules, uh, fuck was the name. Anyway, Hunter. What about it? Virgil Hunter, said that, you know, when you have kids, you know, and I talk to Andre Berto about this, when you, when you have, when you start young as a boxer, you know, you want to make sure that everything you're doing, like the, then Teddy Atlas talked about this you're not making any mistakes why why is everything so has to be so perfect and stuff so that when you get hurt you can't do it wrong your default is good technique it's the same idea otherwise you just there's no way you're gonna get caught yeah fun to listen to you guys want

do current events so chen you being that big no one ever recruited you to play football or nothing i told you the story many times i think you forgot yeah fcd i had to cut my hair remember I was in the metal I was playing guitar all the time so they kept saying like you got to join the team got to join you know football wrestling I'm like but they're like you have to cut your hair if I if I'd be a part of team you could have long hair playing football weird not you and plus even the regular dress code whatever at school you have to have a certain length which sucked but then if you want to do football it had to be shorter it's so stupid weird in football because yeah and you just didn't want to so that was the deal breaker for you're like I didn't cut my metal hair band and I enjoyed football when we played during recess i would just they would just hand me the ball and i just run and just you're like guys bold those are you pretty fast yeah yeah you want to race brown i think i'll beat you yeah yeah yeah i don't know i don't rate i don't no i'm too afraid of fog i'm not sprinting without warming up for an hour yeah yeah what's up so your your your quad is not great it was it was good i got the stem cells in it and then i was i got my jeep back which i lifted and put 40s on it and then i was

doing something like and i i jumped up real quick and it's just it's just certain movements it's just top here so that that's still not a hundo so i can't sprint right now you can't can you roll you cannot roll no no no you can't cannot roll right now it's just like the top where it connects right now it's still dicey because i re-injured it yeah i'm fine i'm not limping but if i go to explode i'm fucked yeah right now just gonna lay low for a little bit going back to that question brand so when you entered high school i'm sorry college were you the same size as everyone or were you no god no i was small but they were you skinny yeah i was skinny yeah i didn't i didn't i didn't really uh grow into my body to like my sophomore year college and i was

like six three two 25 but i but i but i graduate at like six one 180 oh shit yeah i wasn't big in high school i was a late bloomer yeah and then my sophomore years when i got big My sophomore year's when I got big, yeah. I was an elite bloomer. Tiger's way bigger than I was, way bigger. Tigers bigger, faster, stronger, more athletic. Both my boys are. When the biggest guys I ever saw who were athletic were when I was with Tark,

and he would just have these pros come into Empower Gym. Yeah, then the NFL. I mean, I'd be like, I was like, some of those linemen and like defensive tackles and stuff, some of the, I was like, I've never actually seen anybody that big. I'm not kidding. They were, they were like a trim. 300 pounds with heads like that's fat anymore dude you know the the big fat guys that's that's the it's just changed two guys i remember in particular when he was opening this thing i

they walked in and i had i had never seen guys that big because you're big but these guys were they weren't even samoan but they looked they were so thick and wide it was crazy remember they make it a living doing that bro yeah so of course 300 300 i tell t all the time like there'd be a big kid i'm like fuck that big kid dude we do not give a fuck man it doesn't matter yeah size doesn't matter it doesn't matter i mean if you're real tiny but he's not small yeah so i'm like dude so your size your size with the 320 pound guy it's not it's not as big a factory you're saying that's fighting fighting not in any facet really there's no issues really he's slow yeah he's fucked he's fucked no size that you get to you get to a certain point

where size really especially for me because i'm not you know i'm 240 yeah in shape so That's plenty of size to put your... To handle whatever. Fist on his jaw and he's lost to sleep. Whatever. Whatever. You know. Yeah.

Yeah. So I can't stand it when kids see a bit like a bigger team like, oh no. I'm like, oh, God. Who gives a fuck. They can be slower. They're going to be slower. You beat them. Beat them.

Thor boxes. He's huge. Strongest man in the world in some ways. He boxes. maybe he does a little wrestling i don't know i don't think he wrestles you uh he'd have his hands full with you yeah but because he don't he's not he's yeah he's fought but he's not you know you didn't do it for a living there's just a difference there's a difference i get a hold of his neck and choke him unconscious yeah now i wouldn't want to start with him on top of me like in mount yeah that might

be an issue i'll still get out yeah because he don't have the technique yeah i'd recover to half guard to guard but him raining down punches being that big that's a big problem yeah i'm saying street fight that'd be the last place i'd go with them yeah i'm saying standing right there yeah yes you're getting behind him yeah and pepper in his fucking face but again i did it for a long time so size is like whatever you know but if you're real tiny yeah you might be think twice you know i said to you i got how was you do against that guy and we that used to drive me We were walking. It'd be like a regular guy.

We were walking. I go, how was you doing against that guy? And it was disconcerting because your face was right here. I imagine pretty well, Brian, because I competed and he never competed once in his life. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jesus. All right, what do you got, Jim?

And you beat him in some sort of strength competition too, right? Yeah. Yeah, we're not going to sprint. Well, no, he said strength. Oh, strength. Strength, yeah, competition you beat. All right. This is pretty dope.

Whoa. You're on TMZ. sports brand says fat joe ink's hair dye die deal with ex ufc star brandy i feel like they could use better pictures for both of us well you're i mean you look exactly like that soccer player from serbia yeah right there or do i look like a low budget razor ramon there you look exactly that you look like the bus and truck version of that so like i'd say bus and truck version to be mean but actually no you look exactly like that serbian soccer player bring that guy up bring that guy up Yeah, Serbian slash Swedish soccer player.

Famous, famous, famous soccer player. He's good? Huh? He's good? He's done primarily? One of the best. Cockey motherfucker, too. This guy, and there he is.

Oh, he's a stud. Yeah, that's the guy. I don't think I look like that. I do. I look like him if, if I was on keto. Get some pictures. That's a big boy, actually, Baba. He's a big boy.

Yeah, but he's thin because they run like gazelle. Not that thin. Yeah, they do, but he's actually rather thick. I bet you, I doubt he's even 200 pounds. Oh, I know. He's a lot more than that. No way. I swear you.

Go to the picture with a shirt off. He's really big. That's a fat's over there. Thin, dude. See how much he weighs? He's 6-6? So he might be like... Probably 220.

Man, he was the biggest soccer player? 6-6-220? Yeah, he's a big, he's a very big soccer player. Like, really big soccer player. Because you aren't the goalie? 209. 209. He's a slim.

at six six that's super thin wow yeah you're right damn he probably would be thicker if he didn't play soccer right he probably like yeah but who wouldn't if they didn't play soccer yeah but that's you got to be thin to play soccer it's such you know many miles they i think they average 10 miles a game there there you go there all right his face a little thicker there yeah a little bit his noise no nose is pointer yeah similar nose you know what he looks like the evil villain of me there yeah yeah he does you know what we look like we look like uh group uh part four Where there's the white group. Do play him in the movie.

Look at him. He looks like he almost has cauliflower in ear, too. Yeah, he does. A little bit. Yeah, he's a big fella. Yeah, but what's, so what's the details on this? The details. Oh, dude, come look at this.

It's great. Look at that, dude. I did feel a little weird doing the photo shoot. But you, your hair, you dye your hair, bud. I die my hair. My hair's blonde right now. There's Travis Kelsey on the box. Now, I own my,

color is the brown so if you buy brown big brown uh yep can i get a little royalty for naming you that i don't think so man i'll i'll talk to my agent because i mean i i need to see something but who else they who else they is on their chin they got Travis Kelsey yeah on this page it's chosen but there's also a DJ that is so great isn't that cool now you sent that to on a thread for me and rogan and you were like it's different now guys no i's i said I said, don't treat me any different. I'm a hair model now. Travis Kelsey, G.D.

Callad, Tyson, Tyson, Tyson, Beckford. I don't know if I should be mentioned. Look at Brendan, miserable there. Let me see him with Travis Brown, miserable. And just, just missing. Having the fight, having the fight, just over it already. Just missing. Oh, just over it.

Like, ah. He's just out of reach there. That's a shame. I'm like, how you doing? You got terrified. Oh, that didn't land? It might have, but he touched his beard. his fucking beard no i probably finished through but it probably grazed him yeah unfortunately

unfortunately that hairline is tough mine or his yours i mean that's a lot of hair i'd rather have mine than his look at his you guys are the opposite yeah yeah you have his hairline i'm a little better than that yeah your hair line's better than that although that's this i'm just saying you're really your hair man there's no forehead there yeah i feel like your forehead's pulled back a little bit, you know, thank God. That's a lot, right? Jesus Christ. Am I, in my fucking Dagestanian? I mean, yeah, let's say. Hey, brother. Giant Kabebebe. Have you met Khabibb's brother that drank all the milk? Yeah, like straight out of fucking Dagestan. Hey, Brendan, take a wild guest as what t-shirt I have on. Dude, it's the only t-shirt you should be

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Look at my arms, you guys, for real. God. Did you wrestle with any Russians when you were coming up? Yeah, we had some Russians coming. You're on Russians nuts, huh? Yeah.

Was it different? Americans nuts. Huh? Yeah, as far as global wrestling goes, America still dominates, really yeah but those fucking daggies and russians are doing well in the o'c aren't they they are they are yeah so you can get the rewind hair dye we're taking over uh what's what's the when do you when do you think when do you think rewind yeah I know I'm rewind but what's

the uh just for men we're taking oh yeah but when do you're getting brown uh shampoo or hair dye your boys seeing royalties what when do you think people start figuring figuring out the Dagestani Chechen slash Russian wrestling problem, where they get to, they're able to stand up. It's just a skill set. I don't know. They'll adapt to it. But the problem is those guys have been doing, again, you know, like, DDP was the biggest,

strongest middle way. And then eventually technique. He said it. Because it wasn't strength. It was technique. And there's not enough hours in the day to make up for that. Even just practice standing up. It doesn't matter.

Hamzat's been doing it for since he was in diapers. Yeah. It's all he does. Yeah. So there's not much you can do. Again. I guess you could stuff the takedown? No.

How? You don't have the skill set. I mean, you keep it on his feet. That's your, that's, you'd have to just figure it's hard though, right? You're going, you're getting taken now. Yes. Because even like his first shot may not be as good. It's not the first shot.

But again, I told you guys way before this fight. He shoots to a single. banking on you having good hips, which DDP does, but he didn't do the right technique. And then he's got 15 moves after that. No, it's not even that. He's just getting to your back

and then controlling you, getting you down. I don't know how somebody's going to beat it. Again, you've got to catch him. You got to have that hell marrying, catch him. That's your best bet right now. Jesus.

Now they did announce RDR versus Fluffy in Vancouver. Yeah. Do you know how I'm talking about? Yeah. Rodriguez or whatever his name? Hernandez. Yeah, close.

Yeah. So why do you think that's such a good fight? Oh, my God. Because the winner of that, so you basically have a four-man tournament to see who's going to fight Hamzot now. So you have RDR who we thought was going to jump the queue and fight Hamzot. But UFC said, Dana said, hold up. RDR is going to fight Hernandez.

So I think who did Hernandez fight? Who was the last guy who fought? He beat the fuck out of the guy the fought last. But hold on. Let's keep going here, bud. So it's a four-man competition. So you have this fight, and it's whoever looks the most impressive. You have Braleo is that they're fighting in France.

So go to that French card. So you have whoever looks the most impressive. I have RDR Hernandez. Basically whoever gets a finish is going to get that next shot. So M of Aviv and Braleo, whoever wins that one. So let's say Braleo starches him with a flying knee in 30 seconds, he's going to get the title shot. Let's say RDR goes out there and submits Hernandez

in the first round, he would get the title. So what they're doing is like, all right, let's see who we can build here to look the most impressive. So if that goes to a decision, ain't neither of them getting the title shot. It's whoever looks the best. If they both go to the decision, I bet, and if RDR wins, they'd probably give it to RDR.

Just marketing wise and to build the hype, continue the hype. And Fluffy fought Roman Duluzzi that jacked dude. Dude, he beat his ass. Fluffy looked fantastic. Did you hear? Again, Fluffy's thing is, right, is pace and breaking guys down in wrestling.

But my question is, so he stopped wrestling in high school. He got kicked out of high school, I think, in his sophomore year. So right now his UFC wrestling is really good. But now, how's it going to do against a guy like Hamzot? I mean you know yeah it's gonna be tough but Fluffy's one of my favorites he's fucking

he's gangster so it's a four-man tournament to see who wins and your prize is fighting fucking homzot that's your prize but they all listen we laugh but all those guys think they can beat them

of course every single one of them you have to you have to yeah it's gonna be interesting because imov and Bralio they don't have the wrestling they keep up with them

well yeah you know rogan thinks r d rs is tough as competition i don't i think he knocks r d r d r yeah i do too but the caveat there is rd rs has such a good guard so you know and that guard's not gonna you know again so then at the fluffy might be the the answer but you know is his wrestling pedigree good enough to keep up with thomsat it's fascinating though i think he beats all of them and he'll be a big favorite in all of them so it's literally whoever looks the most impressive. No, no rematch with Duplessi? No, you don't get dominated. Yeah.

10, no, no, he just can't. Got to go back to the drawing board. He just needs one win. But again, even after, even after one win, you have, you're going to have legit two contenders there. Did you hear Luke Thomas' take on the fight? No. He was like, I'm not, I didn't like watching the fight because he had top control and he stayed in control. Yeah. It was boring to me. It was 21 minutes of him controlling him.

I completely disagree. I completely disagree. I did too. I was, you know, but he said that's going to be uproaring. Luke's thing is, Luke's thing is,

and I love Luke to death. Luke's thing is he's not impressed. He sees holes in Hamzot's game. He thinks Hamzot should have applied more pressure and went for the finish. He doesn't like, he wants the ref to stand him up more. He doesn't agree with a guy's not advancing his position.

Even if you get a big takedown, he's saying stand him up. Because there's a way to control the guy on the ground where you're not doing any day. Damage is just burning time. Yeah. And you're winning the fight, which I agree with. I agree with.

Rogan hates it when he stands him up. He's like, no, that guy, I see both sides because Rogan's like, no, if you take him down, it's on the guy I got taken down to get to his feet. Yeah. If he can hold you down, that's winning the fight, which I agree with. I would say if you got to be a guillotine, but otherwise, you know, I mean, I'm sorry. If I'm a guilty or whatever, but I'm saying, yeah, I do think that there's an argument to be made in a way where you're spending three minutes, four minutes in.

And you're not advancing the position? Yeah. That means you're just riding it out. I can see Luke's argument. You're breaking them down. You're breaking them down. Also remember, it's entertainment, too. Yeah.

So the UFC's, and this isn't confirmed, but we've had referees talk before. Like, I'm getting pressure, man, to stand these guys up. You can see that. I can see that. I think you'll see more of that. Yeah. Yeah, I found the fight entertaining. I was like, holy shit.

Can Dana talk to the refs? Is that legal? No, fuck, no. No. I'm saying before, like. No, fuck, no. You can't be like, I'm not saying. he doesn't hey dean come over here yeah i'm not saying and now dana's probably not doing it but you know

somebody is someone's probably came in less bullshit on the ground let's go get him standing yeah yeah but i'm a little bit with rog and especially at homzat's level hey man like if he takes him down you know let's not stand this thing right back up like it's on that guy's job you know and this whole notion of homzats not a finisher have you not seen his other fights he fucks people up RDR just I'm sorry DDP just didn't give him a chance That's how good DDP is Like I told you

That loss is gonna age like fine wine Yeah Because he's these next four Okay It's gonna be ugly I bet And in And what we're saying

All the all the critics With Homs out Oh he's boring That's boring Homs out goes Oh okay Watch this Yeah

And he's gonna go for fucking I'm gonna back Yeah Yeah he's gonna choke bitches out You just start choking dudes out Yeah Because he can do that He'll be talking to Dana

No, Wally does it. Oh, of course, yeah. Yeah, I almost feel bad for the next guy to have to fight, Hamza. Because he sees all this criticism. He's like, oh, you guys didn't like that? That I, hold on, you didn't like that? I completely demolished the champion?

10, eight rounds for four out of the, oh, that, oh, you didn't like that? Okay, okay, no more. Watch this. So I feel sorry if we asked to find him next. Monster. Yeah, he's pissed off now. He's fucking terrified.

yeah and that was the biggest criticism too about like he's not able to last five rounds but he proved everyone that he not only does it last he's like see that's my criticism there see that to me it didn't it didn't prove that his cardio's fully back because he controlled the fight the entire time now if there were scrambles and there's a back and forth and the fifth round he looks like that okay check but when you're doing what you do that it's not testing your cardio he could do that for 10 rounds. Hey, just take the guy down, ride him out. He can do that all fucking day. It wasn't like he was, you know, uh, depleting his energy tank. He was still striking. Does he, does he, uh, he was just there, this whole time here, here? Like it's not crazy

explosive movements and back and forth and scrambles. Is Bo Nickel, uh, comes out a good fight eventually? No, right now it's terrible. Because he gets, he gets lit up on his feet. We haven't seen Bo face top competition and look good. We just haven't. Bo has a lot of work to do Yeah Because Hamzat's Grappling and wrestling He's translated to where it works for MMA

Bo hasn't found that transition yet He's still figuring that out Yes And you don't want to fight Hamzot right now When you're trying to figure that out No But I would hopefully Bo gets his shit together Because I love him

Yeah And he starts grappling more Just got his word Look this is fucking hard man Dude Right Who are you doing it for close distance and grab it

who are you doing it for take them down yeah we fall in love with it right you kind of like you're working on it you're getting better not if you're you won the fucking Heism trophy in wrestling the fuck are we doing I'd fire all his coaches

what are you doing yeah what else you got did all right this is a quick one Diddy's daughters were at the Orange County Fair my old hood Orange County and they got kicked off a ride you see this video here

they were rude to the conductor apparently yeah they were telling the conductor whoever was in charge told you can't be on your phones you're to put your phone away they just kept going on their phones wait wait you can't be on your phone

on the roller coaster I guess so they said put your phone your phones away and there's like yeah not a huge deal but yeah I mean you know my I have a family member that uh teaches them and it says nothing

but good things well that's good to hear them they're really good kids and you'd never know they're really respectful polite they're really good kids you just got to put your phones away man yeah all right this is it obviously very sad but remember

we heard a while ago that Francis Nagano got into an accident. It was kind of like vague, but an accident that actually killed the girl, and he was driving his motorcycle. So this is him explaining it. Was she on the bike? I think she was walking, and then he he'll explain to her.

Francis, I would be remiss if I don't ask you about the accident from a few months ago, because I don't think you've talked about that. Can I ask you about your side of the story? There was, I know you put out a statement, but not much else. Obviously a very tragic thing. Can

and can ask what happened back in April. Ariel's good. Yeah. What's happened back in April was just a nightmare. You know, I did my thing all day long, and then around seven, I left the driver out and go to the basement and take a motorcycle. were driving and was going by my mom's place and I get to this um it was like on the boulevard

and I saw you I saw this girl trying to cross the street but I noticed that she didn't look because I saw her and it was like a three way three lane a side of road but I noticed that she didn't see so what i do i want to go behind her uh because she were walking fast but problem is that last minute she turned around and she saw me and she freeze there she was like this and uh a few seconds so i hit her the left uh left side of my motorcycle because i was almost past and uh and i was like so 300 years away from a police station then and i didn't even fall off the motorcycle uh but she she fell so i'm like uh should i report go report this but she's laying on the floor so i packed my motorcycle go there carry her

put her in the taxi and then follow her to the hospital. We get in the hospital. I took her outside. She has a, she has a tibia fracture. But I took her out of the car and she was aware now and in pain. So which was a good sign. I took her to the emergency room. They were showing me everything is good.

But I still stay there for like two hours and then until like people come. We even call it. They even sent like an extra doctor to supervise everything. So I mean, I left. I was sure that everything was good. I mean, not good because she's heard. But you're like, oh, it wasn't the worst. It could have been worse than this.

And every day they were. me I was having the follow up like oh she's good she's this you know because the same night her family came there and uh she was good for the next two days and they were prepping her surgery until the surgery uh she went for the surgery and never wake up never wake up and just like that and you'm like how come like what's happened because when i get to the hospital I requested two things right away I said please can you do a scan to verify if she did she doesn't have like internal bleeding and then because like at that moment I don't know if you remember but he was like almost exactly 10 days

away from the one year anniversary of Kobe and what I did find out is that Kobe was had like a brain issue and that when we went to the hospital that they do the scan but know the MRI the MRI could have detect what he had so on this girl then i'm like please do the brain and MRI so i'm sure that everything is being taken care of have a follow-up every day she doesn't have we don't have any concern about antennae bleeding we don't have any concern about like a brain like a concussion or something then uh like i think this was a 30 already yeah 30 after the surgery that was like it's over like how come he's over what's over what's over what do you mean like it's over that was it that's pretty much a gist of it so she was still

alive and she was alive for like two days so he kind of he's kind of like she must have hit her head and just... But he's like, yeah, when she got there, I said, because, you know, the rest of the piece, his son, Kobe, he's like, you got to do MRI to see if there's internal bleeding that you guys are missing. It's just not about the leg. And it didn't sound like they did it, huh?

How old was his son? Like, three? He's young. He's young. I think he was like two or something. Terrible. Nightmare. Yeah, terrible.

I don't want him to see it. Okay, just bumps me out. Yeah, please don't. But then it seems like he's sort of insinuating that the hospital fucked up. Might have. Yeah. Might have. Where was this?

In Africa? I'm pretty sure. Cameroon? Yeah. Sometimes they don't have an MRI machine. Sometimes they don't, it's not available, you know. Well, I think they did. That's why he asked for it.

Yeah. But they didn't do it. Yeah, that's tragic, man. This fucking guy. Tragedies, just fall in everywhere. I know, man. It's terrible. Yeah.

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Oh, Christ. I hate those. Oh, Jesus. Oh, shit. Come on, man. Cheers, my boy. Boom. I hate those videos.

I hate him. Boom. but they're okay yeah for christ i think they'll look at them jump bro man it tore the knees off his jeans yeah i don't like how she said cheers my that's so crazy with his mouth still full guys bodyed up though sorry everyone's okay that's pretty nuts

it looks like it's slashes oh jeez oh wow yeah it's a lot yeah probably from the glass breaking that's a lot so how was the food they got super lucky yeah they did yeah but if they want to go viral that will do it yes that is girl

they're probably pumped about that Houston that was in Houston that was in Houston yeah SCV suddenly is SV2 She's got an only fan thing That would

That's what it says But I don't know It's unclear Exactly what caused the crash Okay They got to be pretty scout free though That's like They're so lucky

Yeah Yeah what is that thing that's a shitty way to go viral but that'll do it it is that's gonna blow them up even more though all right you guys better hire a really nice attorney that case is worth a lot i don't know about that i don't know not if the guy that hit you doesn't have money yeah i assume he was in doing great if he was hammered at four and also also you're not that hurt so a lot of times it's like when i see these kind of crashes especially into like buildings and restaurants and stores it's either elderly or drunk that's it those two yeah or blind yeah because they can't

see either right yeah yeah it's a lot of times that elderly lady who fucking like it's not funny i don't know why i'm fucking laughing but there's in denver there's this area in the tech center where it's like a pond and then in the winter it freezes over and there's snow on top of it and she's like oh i'll just go right here into the pond yeah got off the road but there's snow, I was just going to the pond, and the pond goes, you're a car too heavy. Too heavy. So we're going to let loose a little bit.

Yeah. And then you can take a little shower. Well. Not going to go well for her. Yeah. Passed away. Yeah. Yeah.

She died by pond. She died by frozen pond. Yeah, she died by driving onto the pond, which, yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. There's been so many different stories, too, about people that just follow the GPS. Do you know what I'm talking about? a GPS will take them to a lake and they'll literally go on and it fall into the lake.

Well, that's called being a fucking moron. It happens like most of the time. That's Darwin, right? That's just, hey, man. That's like, hey, you're. That's God being like, but, come on. Your fucking Apple maps told you to drive into the ocean? I am.

You didn't want to slow down before you hit the tide? You know, the doctor one time told me that he goes, come over here when I was a little kid. He said, come over here. Oh, no. And stick your, he said, come over here and stick your tongue out. Because to look down my throat. You know what I did? I went over there and he was pointing the floor and I just, I got on my hands and knees

and my mouth, I thought, because he was pointing. I thought, that's weird. The doctor went to your parents. Listen, he's dumb. His throat's fine. He's an idiot. He's an idiot. My mom laughed so fucking hard.

Then she told my dad at dinner. I've never seen my dad laugh so hard on his life. That's hilarious. They were laughing so hard, and I was not that young. Yeah. I was probably... By young, you mean 21. 12, 13, like, old enough.

Old enough to know. Old enough. You didn't mean, get to the ground and lick the ground. Got him hands out. Ah, I bet. You wait. Well, you can get up. I don't need to see your throat.

Yeah. So your problem is you're mentally retarded. You're right. You're not sick. No, you're mentally. Yeah. And that's fine. My mom couldn't stop laughing.

Oh, I would die, dude. It was so. And I was like, I'm an idiot. I was like, God, wasn't thinking. What else you got, Jen? That kind of reminds me, I don't know how much this is related, but there's a doctor. You know, I've been open about this. I'm not circumcised, right?

Yeah. Got a sock on it. Yeah, I got a little sleeping bag. Wizard's sleeve. My parents had me go to a doctor. It's a Korean doctor. And then he, you know, for whatever, for any reason, he started looking at my dick. And he's just like touching it.

this and that. Yeah, making sure. He's like, yeah, you should get, I can circumcised I'm like,

I don't want to fucking get circumcised. How are you? A little kid. I don't fucking know. No, but then also he had like the shit on his, like almost like he was eating

powdered donuts. His mouth was salvating. I don't know what the fuck, but he was creepy as shit. He was attracted to your little socked. He was creepy as hell out. I can't tell him parents. Did your parents go in the room?

Yeah, they're there. First of all, he didn't need to be touching your dick. Not just touching. Kept like moving it around. the sock back he's pulling the neck back yeah he didn't he probably went in to see what's going on with the helmet yeah he was like he probably was like hey this little korean kids got a piece on

him and it's not much of a sleeve it's it's it's it's very like yeah whatever whatever dude you kind it's kind of it's kind of half a sleeve it's a turtle neck yeah it's a turtlene so yeah it's still popping out it's not like the ones you've seen porn where they like covers oh it's like an anteater your kids yeah yeah me too i didn't want to but yeah did you do it for just what i didn't want to do it because you just don't want them to have a sock i don't know okay it's weird that we do it what is this this is a apparently it's a popular streamer that's challenging sean strickland to a sparring match and he's going to pay him forty thousand dollars for it all right hold on he goes i would dog walk sean strickland the guy's literally washed he's based

an influencer he's got pillow hands whoa does this influencer have any fighting back background? I don't think so. They know Sean to entertain it. I bet Sean didn't even take his money. You know what Sean Strickland would do to this fucking kid? Kid looks tough. It's got 1.4 million views already. Dude, he's got a tribal tattoo on

his shoulder. He's got a chest. You don't know. He might be a... And this is why you have influencers thinking they can fight? Let's see. Let's see. I want to first... This egghead needs to relax. But I would dog walk Sean Strickland. I'll pay you to appear on stream and we'll have a spa boxing spa 40k for a spa all right i will take you out i

will take you out i promise you this guy has literally washed he's washed he's washed he's basically an influencer you are a meme bro i wouldn't i wouldn't say knock him out but i'd say beat him him land more punches you know beat him up oh you're not going to knock him out you can beat shot Strickland decision. He can't even hurt me. Oh. He's not got it. Oh.

Can you, does his conclusion, he has pillow hands, because he couldn't knock out DRECIS? Because he couldn't knock out DDP? Do you think you're the same, sir?

Well, he, listen, I'm kind of a little bit into this guy. Oh, this is a topology. He doesn't look like he plays. First of all,

he's got, his arms are huge. He's got those tattoos. He's got a British accent he's got like sort of like you know cockney anything going on he has one fighter he's got one fight and you won by left hook yeah there we are all right you find misfit four fights does say how big he is no 213 pounds damn dude bro what and he's from england what essex you know how many people fighting essex dude I don't know bro

so he weighed in at 213 I mean let me see him he's probably got some Samoan in him he's good looking kid I don't I mean Sean doesn't want any piece of that Sean's he's had one fight dude Sean suspended but Sean can do this why Sean suspended uh he jumped in the cage at some uh other amateur that's right yeah let me see dude dude dude he must be some sort of Polynesian that guy hope Sean does it dude that guy you'd have to punch his chest and break your hand I bet you Sean would drop in a body. Can I see him boxing, though?

Can I see anything? Let's see if this is. Dude, he's in. Whoa. All right, well, guess what? Sean's going to beat the fucking shit out of that guy. He's so stiff? Not only as he stiff, he's just not, that's not good.

That was him just now? This guy. Wow. Not that fast. Yeah, fight Sean Strickland. Let me know how it goes for you. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Oh, he's going to get. Oh, no, dude. Oh, no, dude. You're not really a boxer. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oh, your head is right in the center line, buddy.

Your head's not moving, buddy. Enjoy that Sean Strickland shit. Oh. Oh, Shrickon's like the worst got to call out because he's down for it, too. he just likes to scrap. Yeah. Worse to call. He's like, okay.

And then you got to do it because you called him out. Enjoy that. I'm like, okay. With Sean's defense. Oh, and I don't have a fight coming up? Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, sure. I'll make $40,000. Yeah. You'll be watching punch the bag. He's like, I'll take your money. And then also, Sean Strickland's every bit of $2.20. So enjoy that. Is he?

Yeah. Also, that kid's not a boxer. He's just not. No, he's an influencer, right? Yeah. He's, boy, your hand. hands are down your head's just staying right in the center you're going to get caught even if his hands were up it wouldn't matter one one's a professional yeah and a very good boxer a very good

striker the former world champion yeah beat a guy i hope he'd a guy named israel out of sonia dude beat the brakes off of him what are you talking about lost lost lost by split decision shan's gonna wake up from a nap yeah by the way yeah yeah yeah sean's gonna wake up from a nap Sean is very good. Washed, okay. Because he lost a DDP by decision? Go ahead. Enjoy that, though.

I'm going to watch that. Sean will see them like, okay. And he has nothing to do. He'll give up. He'll do this. He'll get here. Yeah, Sean gets his 40K.

Yeah. I hope it happens. All right. This is from Barstool Sports. What country has the highest average breast size? You know what I'm going to say? Does faith are we talking about natural yeah I'm talking about natural heavies yeah what do you say definitely not Asia I say the UK you know what if we're going by just natties like all natties

we have the heaviest women in America and when you add weight it does add weight to your tits naturally so I'll say America so I would say you go with the colder climates like Poland where you, where people have that extra fat on their body where they've acclimated. I'm going to go, the England could be Poland, but I'm going to say, England. I'm going to say America. You know what, though? Maybe Russia.

Right? Now that's the heavy there. They're thin women. Big guys. What is it, Jen? Let me play the video for you. Let me refresh real quick. And this guy knows or this random guy knows?

be there you see you do it by country has the highest average breast size best size oh uh real or fake I'm going to say heavy big naturals fuck

Eastern Europe Yep Somewhere in Eastern Europe Russia Russia Yeah Oh my god This is a fun question

Let's say Brazil Oh good guess Oh Interesting guess No. Fucking natural. Heavy natties. I'm going to the U.K.

They've got some big old titty over there. Number three. U.K.'s number three. All right. Big tits? Mm-hmm. Big tits? Venezuela.

No. Now we're hot, guys. No, with Greece. No. Good guess, though. They're number four. Is it Italy? No.

Okay. Columbia. No. Show me India. No. I love to show me India. I love to. Not a country.

Brazil. No. What? Germany? No. I was looking he says no. Us, the U.S. No, number two.

Oh, we're number two. It's Russia. Russia? No. Oh, fuck. No, so close. Their neighbor. Norway.

Norway or Finland? No. I'll say Norway. No, we're number two. You haven't done this before, right? Because it's not... Oh, no. Brazil gets the most boob jobs.

That's right. So that means they don't have naturally big titties. True. I mean, a lot of British chicks have some knockers. But probably not the biggest. I mean, seen some African chicks with heavy tachers, too. Is the country in Africa? No.

Okay. It's not in Asia, although Asian tits are growing because they're now consumer. doing a lot more dairy. I just suppose this will buy itself. All right. UK is my guess. No. The answer is Norway.

Oh, I was close. But UK is number three. All right. United States number two. Yeah. Love it. I did not know that about Norway. Norway.

Yeah, huge knockers. Absolute beaver tails. Super tails. But Noria, they're just huge people, right? They're just giant. Norwegians are, you know, they're like Swedes. You know, they're big people. Well, this is that cold climate.

That's what makes a day. Just type in Norwegian tits. I want to see what comes up. Tits? Yeah. Then go to images. Hold on. What is this?

I have the biggest boobs in Norway. No, that's botched. You don't want that. Yeah. Just images? Yeah. Sure. That's her, right?

Those are all fakes. Those are a bunch of big fake tits. That's weird. Those are real. Oh, God. all right never mind yeah yeah well there you go those are fake too the hottest norwegian women are 20 yeah there's some actual heavies there yeah those are heavys see you want to think of norway tits that's what i'm thinking of yeah that exact picture

you should think of that i can't believe america is not numro uno man i mean number two that's pretty am close yeah not bad we're a lot more people than norway though yeah all righty um this is kind of wild this is a streamer from france and his i guess the whole thing with this is his buddies always kind of like mess with him choke him throw stuff on him and uh apparently for one of the videos he was choked out and then he's fine for a few days and then died what so you'll see like some of stuff they do here that's so dangerous damn it is

friends holding his nose so dangerous by the way by the way sometimes it's not from this it's like you can keep playing it hold let's see what happens it's just a lot of this then fucking with them like that like torture kind of stuff jesus does it show them choking them out uh like multiple times sometimes you're you can just have a clogged artery and you die oh this was like a marathon stream so they kept

fucking with them for a long time yeah so they're they're messing with them again what the fuck that poor guy well he's gone now what are they doing to him i guess this is what they do for the stream that's probably why he became somewhat popular they just fuck him up they kept fucking him up for like a marathon like 24 hours i don't know how long the marathon was stop doing that jesus christ man part of it's that he likes it i don't know anyway they killed him I'm sure that I hope you guys are happy

you killed him yeah I don't see a lot of talent going on there no Jesus Christ that's terrible yeah pass away to sleep man

yeah I mean maybe he was on a fucklet of Adderall too to stay up you know I mean what they were doing with him didn't help him no he definitely died away from that also I'm not watching that shit

no we're also too old for it but is um uh skip this one for me too okay um did he um are those guys can get arrested for murder i doubt it because no because they he was fine afterwards so but he'd pass away in his sleep so what if they do the autopsy and like yeah from you guys choking him well they'll probably ask him you know yeah yeah also that guy was found guilty by god yeah and also those that guy was it was part of the whole yeah exactly he's like we get a lot of audience members this way yish okay this one

next one's um mariner's victor roblase robles suspended because he threw a bat at the pitcher after the pitcher hit him and I'll show you the video clip right here right fielder line down to

halter and third back in the number one and the first pitch of estis swung on and fell off on a pitch that hit him he picks up yeah you can't do that at estes he's been tossed yeah it's a baseball no-no he is yelling at Joey Estes and now he runs towards the out.

Yeah, he has a little fight now that you have thrown out. And now he... Okay. What, what, how, was that on purpose or it was just a mistake? The pitch, probably a mistake. I don't know. Do you hit people earlier? People do.

Oh, wait. He was hit multiple times that series. Yeah. So, yeah, that's probably on purpose for the reasons. Yeah, pitchers do that. I've seen it. And this is him apologizing. It's kind of hard to read, though.

I don't know if you guys can read it. I want to take a moment to sincerely apologize recent reaction on the field I let my frustration get the best of me I understand that many have affected not just the game but the energy respect

no blah blah blah coming off a long rehab and being away from the game for the most of the season has been physically mentally challenging and to that the recent passing my mother has been incredibly hard

yeah he just fucking lost it getting hit five times at 15 at bats yeah man yeah fuck off you think you think his teammates

would a rush the field after the third time. Yeah. Yeah. Does that major league shit? No, I think it's minors. Yeah. But still.

Yeah. The majors aren't going to like that, though, if you lose your cool. Well, piss you off, you know. Fuck you. It's a major. Yeah. So, no, hold on. Hit by a pitch during a minor league rehab assignment.

So that's minors, fellas. He plays for, but since he's coming back from rehab, You don't go straight to the pros. You start in the minors. Yes. Do a few things there and then get jump up. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. Oh, this one pissed me off. But I'll just play the video for you. An old man literally just stopped me and said, I don't mean to be rude, but you are absolutely gorgeous. That's nice of him. And I looked him, I was like, and I just turned around.

and then I'm thinking Is this just me deeping it too much Is he actually just like trying to be nice And then I'm thinking wait no that's me My people pleasing brain switching on And trying to like excuse the fact that he just outwardly said that I'm absolutely gorgeous Which is just like so unnecessary

She's awful Is that weird? Yeah it is because you're lucky you're pretty Because some women never get that That's weird no it's not weird you're an asshole so she's mad that the guy said you're absolutely gorgeous yeah this is the problem with society like and then women are like god i can't meet a nice guy it's like yeah because you've scared them from taking a shot because they're worried you're gonna get

on fucking social media and do this he's awful that's a that's a attention hound who is awful and you love it so shut up because your whole existence is that including doing this video about it so you can get more attention you suck can you imagine dating her like all the haves well i gotta think about this oh i know she should die alone with cats or she or she or because she's that way she's going to scare off all the actual dudes that she's attracted to oh man so then she settles for a cuck who's just going to bend at the knee the most that's how it goes then they have kids and their pussies yeah and then she resents the husband then they get a divorce the most miserable when people are are white educated women like this

liberal women they're miserable to date that oh You imagine putting up with that shit? I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I saw it with a couple of actresses over the years who were beautiful and insufferable. And that's the last one, Chin. And guess what?

One's the one more? Guess what? They're alone now. Oh, of course. That's how that it goes. All right, here's the last one for today. Jake Paul posts this too, so you know it's confirmed. So Jake Paul versus Giovante Davis on Netflix.

Wow. But it says exhibition about which I hate, but whatever. Well, Jake's a lot, a lot. I don't think they could get it sanctioned because, A, how many fights DeVante has, then B, the size difference. Yeah. Before I say any comment about it, my question is, what's the rules? And, like, are they going to actually try and knock each other out?

Because it's going to be a glorified sparring match. I'm not watching, dude. I don't give a fuck. Jake's going to have a hard time hitting them. Yeah. You know? Big time. Devante's so fast in scale.

And Toronto's going to eat his guts. I thought Jake was going to fight Anthony Joshua. That seemed more interesting. That sounded more interesting. That is the craziest idea I've ever heard. Jake Paul trying to fight Anthony Joshua is, you know, crazy. Not a sanctioned professional ballot. This means the fight will not count towards either fighter's professional records.

So it's still being finalized. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. So behind the scenes, you think there are things like, we don't punch each other in the jaw. Yep, yep. Or don't go, we can punch the face, but don't go for broke. Like, don't knock me out.

Really? Yeah. It's an exhibition. That's not very interesting to me. No, no. Until I find the rule sets, but when I hear exhibition, I'm like, ah, okay. Jake has bodied up, man. He's big.

Yeah. Probably has 100 pounds on Javante? Maybe. I'd say Javante probably walks at 150. He's so small. He's so small. I mean, he's really small. Bring up Javante Davis next to Floyd Mayweather,

because I've seen Floyd in person and he's tiny. You've seen Floyd in person. I've worked with Javante and Floyd. Tiny. Tiny. Well, it's Florida likely has shoes on there. Oh, dude. He's so small.

He's tiny, guys. Yeah. I mean, he's so small. Wow. Great fighter, but. yeah it almost takes away they call it exhibition you're like okay what's that but and then you know jakes can get upset because people like oh these are fixed it's not fixed but just call it what it is it's a glorified sparring match and there's it's going to go to decision five foot five yikes yeah i don't see the

the appeal for jake to take this no i don't know but i'm not going to criticize it to i see the actual rules. Let's wait do we get the rules? Is that a chin? That's it. Do you think he's actually five foot five? I think he's like, I think he's five to. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Five four maybe. I've worked with him. He's tiny. Yeah. That's a very small man.

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