The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub - "Jake Paul's my boy but I'd fight him for $10 mill" | TFATK Ep. 976

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

The guys recap Schaub's surprise bday party and Bryan's new baby almost being born and talk Brendan's willingness to fight his buddy Jake Paul for a price, Bryan's recent fascination with baking bread and cover current events around the world. Also, Chris D'Elia and Erik Griffin stop by for a visit and much more! FiveCBD - Go to https://fivecbd.com/fighter and get your $40 bottle for free, just pay shipping and handling. DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code: FIGHTER Mint Mobile - Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://mintmobile.com/fighter O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/fighter True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored

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No, no, we're not live. That doesn't matter, sounds better when you say live. But we're not live. That doesn't matter, it sounds better when you say live. But we're not live, we don't do live. Shut up, man. And now, it's the fighter and the kid live. Not live, this is not live. Shut up! This is not live.

So, I don't know if you know, but I'm gonna be in Vancouver this weekend at the House of Comedy. In Canada? Yeah, but I'm getting to a large point. Is that Trudeau's Canada? It is, but Trudeau's Canada? It is, but Trudeau's gonna, I invited Trudeau,

he's gonna come and when he gets to the door, I'm gonna have him thrown in a flying headlock and then kicked. You're gonna kick him right in that Canadian small maple dick. I've heard he's got a piece on him though. I hate to say it. Who told you this?

I know some girls who have, my friend's sister dated him. I hate to tell you I think he's got a piece on now. He's a good-looking guy. Remember. He's probably Castro's son was Castro's son You know I'm saying so Castro was working wild streak in him I got it Oh 100% but I have that watch it and he has to suppress it. So that's why yeah He's probably he's playing a secretly super right wing. He just no But more importantly, dude, I have a, I have a strategy.

I want to, no, no, no, I'm going to invite him and then kick him in the Dick. I'm gonna kick him in his medium Dick, big Dick, small Dick, uh, and, and have him. If you come back from Vancouver next week, like Matt Trudeau, dude, actually really he's one of us. I'm going to. Well, you know what the truth is with Trudeau, you and I are such bitches that if we were hanging out with him, we'd ask him questions and stuff,

but I guarantee if we were playing with him, he'd probably end up being a guy who would be like, you know, he's not that bad. I don't think so, not at this stage of my life. I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. I would love to- Like Biden, Newsom, Trudeau,

like you put me on a plane with him, it's gonna go like conversation with my dad in politics. It's gonna be a disaster. Yeah, Iudeau, like you put me on a plane with him, it's going to go like conversation with my dad in politics. It's going to be a disaster. Yeah, I would agree. I disagree. I watch him in his, I watch him debate and he never addresses. Newsom? No, no.

Trudeau? Well, both Newsom and Trudeau never seem to address the- Actual question? Yeah, they don't address the challenge. That's politicians though. Yeah, but I don't see him in good faith actually engaging in a debate. Although Parliament is that way, and the Canadian Parliament is that way, right? But they don't really, they kind of shout back and forth at each other and they just say,

well, a Canadian mayor of a family is, by the way, I'm not going to, anybody who's in Canada, don't ban me for saying I'm going to kick him in. I would never actually kick him in the dog. I will, I will, and I don't care about going to Canada. No, forget Vancouver is great. The tickets are selling well. Get your tickets this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm very excited. It's been a long time since I've been in Canada.

It's going to be great. Now, more importantly, dude, we have Austin and I want to come up with some innovative ways to- You want to spitball some marketing ideas? Let's spitball some ideas. One thing we could do- How about we rename the Vulcan the Father Ship. The Father Ship is so genius dude. That's a great idea.

Boom. The Father Ship. Boom, Brandon you're welcome. If you couldn't get into the Mother Ship, come over to the Father Ship. Father Ship. Right? Presented to you by Fighter and the Kid.

So we have in brackets and we'll do it in gold. Because people, your eye goes to gold. And then Rogan does like the whole alien vibe we do hit me up stay with me I'm with you we do like the whole like astronaut no the whole no that's that's space is row spaces row we go Egyptian right King Tut King fucking Todd dress in brown face and we put gold. Yes, and then it's kind of already brown Can I tell you one more thing? Oh, no, I think I ride you cuz you look like a camel, right? Yeah, I ride you like your baby old camel. I look like I'm the final. Yeah, you've got the same face as Jay-z really Here's the same kit. Yeah, really?

Okay, so wait so wait then then what we should do is we should duct tape ourselves to the side of a truck and then with a sign that says, you guys stuck, you guys stuck in your life, unstuck yourself with some comedy. I don't know, I'm spit balling, not good ideas. How about this, we airdrop a bunch of care packages to everybody in Boston. What's in the care packages?

Fucking, like a knife. Go brand it. A knife. Go brand it. Fire starter! Like a knife. Go Brandon! Fire starter. Go Brandon like, like, like, like, like, like, like bumper stickers. Go Brandon! Come to Fire and the Kid. No, they're not going to like that.

Oh, I bet they love it. No, you do, you do. Well, outside Austin. Yeah, a couple bumps, just a little, a couple lines of blow, maybe some mushrooms, some weed, just drugs, just drugs so people feel good And then I could look in I feel like the licensing on and the permits dropping drugs off to the masses might be tough It's also we have to get a plane Yeah, we gotta think it through Baba. Yeah, you're playing that's expensive, right? I think it's gonna cost us a lot of money to advertise my my idea is to we go broke advertising

But if we can fill that room, it's the satisfaction, it's the spiritual satisfaction. Dude, just, if you really want to sell tickets, just do an OnlyFans, get your big floppy cock out, and just put Austin next Friday. Yep. And everyone in my pictures is just me on my hands and knees, and I've just got my,

I push my balls in my dick, I bulldog my balls, I bulldog it right out the back. And I somehow, uh, we're going to get a lot of gay dudes at the show, which is fine. I don't care. That's all good. You'll, you'll, you'll stand there with your shirt off and let every gay man and like me fucking work you with their hands. No, licking is extra.

Licking is extra. Licking is extra. That's the VIP. Yep. Dude, you had a little scare yesterday, huh? So we're shooting Finding Kid on a Tuesday. We just shoot on Mondays. Brian calls 9 a.m. We do the pot around noon, 9 a.m.

You're like, baby's coming, not gonna make it. I didn't mind the day, huh? My wife wakes up and she goes, I need you to clean your hands really well. And I was like, okay. And she goes, because I can feel the baby's head and I want to make sure you can. And so I'm like, oh, this is-

Was she calm or? Yeah, she's, my wife is so calm. Gangster. My wife is gangster. It doesn't matter. And so I'm like, all right, this is, I'm not a doctor here. How far along is she though? Oh, she's at 39th month.

Oh, so it's- 36 weeks, bubba. Oh, so it's not that early then? No. Oh, she's at 39th month. Oh, so it's 36 weeks. Oh, so it's not that early then? No. Oh, then we're good, baby. The baby would probably be three weeks early, maybe at this point, three and a half. So they're a little dicey when they come early.

Well, dicey's fine. It's like turkey. You don't want to eat raw turkey. But she was feeling like there was water somewhere. And I'm like, all right, that's your water. That means her water broke. That means the amniotic sac broke. It's go time. Turns out that's not the case. Turns out means her water broke. That means the amniotic sac broke. Which is, it's go time.

Turns out that's not the case. Turns out the baby was just putting pressure on your old bladder, I guess. I don't know. Oh, she, she, she. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how this works. You know, your body changes,

but the baby shifted completely. So, you know, when the baby's all cramped up, it's putting all this pressure on the nerves, your sciatica. The baby did like a somersault. This baby's a somersault. The baby is doing a handstand right now. This baby's head first.

Oh, that's good. At least he's head first. Yeah, she can feel his feet up here. Feet first isn't good. Yeah. Right? That's what you want, head first. But the thing about women, you know, when they're pregnant and the baby's this far along,

that baby stops moving for six hours. They get scared. They get scared. They're like, why is the baby like... They want to feel like kick. They want to see it do its thing. Yeah. So then my wife would just... you you're at the hospital all day yesterday just from I was on my way here and my wife Gangster that she is said I'm just gonna drive the to the hospital. I go yeah, but you might be crowning

Yeah, so she goes that's fine. I go it's not fine. I'll come and get you. No, no, no, don't do that Do the do the podcast. I go it's not fine. I'll come and get you. No, no, no, don't do that. Do the do the podcast I'll let you know just you go. I don't want this baby delivered in a Tesla. Yeah We don't want this baby coming a Tesla. There is that I'm about that. There is that comes out automatically. Hey Yeah, dude, I know that yeah He's like are you ready? In a Tesla's all hey Yeah, dude. No, it's science. I didn't know that was science, really?

Yeah. It's something about the battery? Yep. He's like, don't name me yet, my pronouns are they, them. Whoa, little dude. So it's a baby. Yes. I didn't fucking know that.

Enjoy that, dude. Go ahead and have a baby in a Tesla. Yeah, I gotta do that. See what happens. I'm kind of tired of my little Tesla 3. It does make me feel you like it. No, I'm just shocked to hear you're tired of it. I want the Y.

I'm like water on a rock, dude. I've been beating him down for years on his game. No, no, no, I want the Y. Did you hear what he said? I want the Y. It's not that he wants a different car, he just wants a different Tesla. Yeah.

Oh, he wants the upgrade. Yeah, long story short, my baby's, she said no, they were like, They said get her back in the oven, not ready. Lasagna's not lasagna is not ready they have to check for amniotic fluid they're like that wasn't the baby is so she's back in there yeah cuz you guys we haven't seen each other since we had my surprise birthday party yeah surprise but you guys surprised the hell out of me and I might fit we had you get surprised I had no clue oh good I had no freaking clue yeah dude we got to do that

you don't do that you don't do that kind of stuff. No, never. You never do that. My wife put together, I had no clue. Yeah. Because I had to leave Tigers baseball game early and I was like fighting with her. Yeah.

We were up 10. Now I wanted to invite Chin and I wanted to invite Snaz and I wanted to invite everybody, but your wife had very little room. So Chin, you were the first person on our list to come to the surprise birthday party. Yeah, because you're part of the family.

Don't blame me, Chin. I didn't organize it. No, no, no, you're part of the family. You were the first person on our list to come to a surprise birthday party. Yeah, because you're part of the family. Don't blame me, Chin, I didn't organize it. No, no, no, you're part of the family. You were the first person, I thought I went, because we were trying to think and stuff, and we're like, well, what about, I was like, we can't have a surprise party for you without having Chin and probably Sinaz, but probably Chin.

Chin's been with us. I've been with them forever, yeah. Chin's our family. And, but I think his wife, it was more about her family and her friends. She was having that and there was like, just not a lot, there was like, room I realized really quickly for me and you and then-

Jan was there. What's that? Jan was there, gave a great speech. Yeah, but if Jan's there, that guy should be. I was always nervous. But I was actually out of town, I was in Arizona, so. That you should have said, you should have said, oh, Chin was out of town I was in Arizona so that you should have said oh chin was out of town I knew that yeah you're you're proud you were the first person that I love you both thank

you very much yeah appreciate that but yet when like anything like that you're hey dude hey you got it yeah you got it yeah you got it don't worry you know I want him to know but uh Jan got up in the middle of dinner gave a speech I was old school he's 73 I don't know he's all ding ding ding I'm like oh this is Yeah, but I want him to know. But Jan got up in the middle of dinner and gave a speech. I love Jan. He's old school. He's 73. I don't know. And he's all ding, ding, ding.

And I'm like, oh, this is so old school. Yeah. But his speech was good. His speech was great. His speech was good. Well, Jan is a guy, a New York dude. Brooklyn Jew. I love him.

Brooklyn Jew. Fighter. Tough. Tough. Tough, like that guy, and loyal, and tough, tough, like a dude, like that guy and loyal and tough and smart as shit. And all the things I like about when that, when you think about New York, you think about Jan. Yeah. He's just one of those dudes, drag racer, boxer, does all that. Bulldog, a bulldog, bulldog, but a good man.

We had some talks afterwards. He is great, right? Love him. How good was that? That rest? I love, I love Lex and I love, we've already talked about this. Yeah. Lex been with me 18 years, dude. Like a real fucking, you know, like those expressions are real fucking Marine. Yeah.

That's what he is. Yeah. Um, but how's it that restaurants great, right? It's like an old school steakhouse. Oh dude. Old school steakhouse and good steak. Right. Right. Good. Good stuff. school steakhouse and good steak, right? Right good good good food like I was I was waiting for everything to be like my wife was like this is fucking great

You got the salmon salmon. She was like she kept going. This is good. I go. Hey, I get it It's really good. But it was do you remember the name? It's my favorite Montes Montes. That's right I was about to say my steakhouse. I was gonna call it Marty's on Monty's which old school on Right. I was about to say Marty's. It's Monty's, but it's old school. On, um, on Topanga. Guys real quick. So guys, sometimes, you know, life gets crazy and stress gets kind of nutty and you know, you can practice, I guess, doing, um, meditation, which you

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Look at the upside down truck. Happy birthday to you. That's hilarious. Thanks, guys. Dude. We couldn't find a tan colored. Why would Doug burn the mic? Sinaz, well done.

That's hilarious So nice telling it so nice killing it with an upside-down truck. Hey, can you wait? Sorry? I just realized Bro, you're 57. I know That's such a cool idea though by Sinas that That's hilarious. Oh, I can't see that. It's hard to... Oh, is it? Mmm. Sorry. There. Who made these? Sinaz, did you make these?

Yes, you did. A store bought? Shin, where'd you get these? At a gas station? Brian, you're so freaking good at this stuff. I swear to God. You got it at the gas station? No, no, no, no, not at the gas station. But you know. No, hold on. Where'd you get it?

Hey, dude, just enjoy it. Hold on. I want to say what happened. Yeah, she'll tell you. We originally had ordered Sprinkles cupcakes. But his bag? Just, I'll tell you. We originally ordered Susie cakes.

But then yesterday with everything kind of flipping, I had to call them and be like, hey, you know, we have to put the order on hold. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open until the next morning. And then I tried to get them this morning, but then yesterday with everything kind of flipping, I had to call them and be like,

hey, you know, we have to put the order on hold. And then I tried to get them this morning, but they don't open till 11. So Chin is like, can you go to a 7-Eleven? And I'm like, 7-Eleven? Chin. That's what you think of me, Chin. No, this is why I didn't come to the Birdson.

Emergency, this is emergency. We need to get something over here. You got it. That's not a 7-Eleven, that's Albertsons, okay? Oh, Albertsons. Oh, Albertsons is nice. I grew up on Albertsons. Okay, yeah, it's fine. As long as That's not a 7-Eleven, that's Albertsons, okay? Oh, Albertsons. Oh, Albertsons is nice. I grew up on Albertsons. Okay, as long as it's not a gas station.

They make them there. They make them there. Sometimes they do. Albertson? Every now and then. Yeah, you know how you make icing? Do you have any idea? If you had to make icing, what do you think goes in icing?

It's, what is it, powder sugar? What else? It has to be some sort of liquid, right? Yeah, I didn't know. Heavy cream? I didn't know. Heavy liquid, right? Yeah, I didn't know. Heavy cream? I didn't know. Heavy cream? It's butter.

I didn't know that. You mix butter and- Eat one, Brian. It's okay, buddy. What if I told you it was not from Albert's? If you would have said these are from Airwine, he'd be like, oh, he'd be all over. Well, you can try it first and see. It's got to be good.

It's just chocolate and icing. I'm a chef. Okay. You should see the bread I made. Bread. Bring it. Here, I'm gonna send it to you, Chip. Bring it up. Bread's no joke.

No. Is it good bread, Brian, or no? Yeah, it's not, listen, I grew up on Albertson, so it's not gonna blow your hair back, but I like it. It was emergency, we couldn't get the ones in time, so what can you do? Be honest, I prefer this. All right, there you go. I'm not Brian, I'm not like it. It was emergency when I couldn't get the ones in time. So what can you do? Yeah, I prefer that All right. There you go

I'm not Brian. I'm not your birthday. So that's what that's what matter. Yeah, fuck you dog. I've taken to I'm a chef I like to cook me tell you something right now. Yeah, I'm gonna entertain this right now I'm gonna take this because dude, hold on. Hold on. You're in the church. Hold on fish Yeah, yeah, but I notice I don't talk about it. No, but I use oh now that's fine cuz you're gay man But listen listen you drive a Tesla and you cook bread Just come out of the fucking closet. Is it sourdough you? Is it look wait that's sourdough look at my right now, let me hold on hold on to before you play this Let me take some right now

There is nothing I'm Least interested in what then the weather right here me the weather yeah your diet Yeah workouts right and what the fuck you cook at home, but but it's not a whole lot I want our friendship to be very clear So my dad calls me talks about cooking And it ruffles my feathers. He cooks? Sure. Listen, we all do.

When I say I don't give a fuck what you cook. But look at my work of art. Go ahead, Jim, play that. The yeast. Look at this. Look at that. Yeah, I'll tell you how I do it. No, I know how you cook, Brad.

Look at that. So yummy. That's my wife. I said take it out of the oven now. Taking it out like. Bro. I mean, sooner but. Bro.

Yeah. Ready? How'd it taste? Ah, so bready. So bready. Only three ingredients. Yeast. But if you do it right, yep. Honey. You gotta bloom three ingredients. Yeast, honey, you gotta bloom the yeast.

Yeast, warm water. Yeah. The starter and all that, people get crazy. There are like a whole subculture. Tom Papa has like a business about it. He went on Rogan Talk about bread for three hours. There's a whole subculture around it. I make egg noodles now too, I make my own pasta.

Just getting older, bro. That's what this is. But now I need a farm, I'm gonna start growing some shit. I was asleep by 8. I make my own pasta just getting older bro. Yeah, that's what this is But I know I need a farm. I'm gonna start growing some shit. I was asleep by 830 my birthday. God. That's amazing Look at that three. Yeah Look at the three work that up five. Wow, it's good though. Yeah, I'm a morning person I'm morning bird to now morning bird now I am I wake up before anybody else make my coffee grind it up. Yeah, and Yeah, I'm clean now, too It's weird What you're clean like you got you're done with math. No, I'm saying I clean I like a clean house I used to be I

Know all right. Let's just okay. Am I boring everybody? No, no, not at all. Let's just go over what you're into right now I'm not saying you like cock but tell me you like, not at all. Let's just go over what you're into right now. I'm not saying you like cock, but tell me you like cock without telling me you like cock. Let's just go over this. You drive a Tesla. That's a huge red flag. It's a three. Small one, small one, small one.

My boy bird drives a Tesla. He's a man. Small one, small one. Small and white, white and tear. White on white, yeah. Gayest car in the world. It's the gayest car in the world. All good.

Okay. I get a pass. I'm like, you're not gay. That's my boy, right? I'm like, you're not gay. That's right, that's right. You're not gay. That's right, that's right. That's right, that's right. like, you're not gay, that's my boy, right? I'm like, you're not, you're not my boy. Yeah, yeah, that's right. You're not gay, you're not my boy. That's right, that's right, that's right.

Yeah. And then? Yeah. You're into cooking. I'm into cooking. Bread. I bake bread. I roll it out, I let it sit.

You know, I've got my kitchen things. Hold on, so let's just, and again, maybe I'm off. No, no, you might be. Hey, maybe these stereotypes are just. Yeah, yeah,'m off. No, you might be hey, maybe maybe these stereotypes are just yeah Yeah, the stereo people say stereotypes exist for a reason. Yeah. Maybe I'm just off on maybe maybe you drive a white Tesla Smaller one right smaller smaller smaller one right for chicks for chicks for chicks was fine. Yeah, my daughter wants Yep, you my daughter my daughter coveted. Of course, of course So you drive the white Tesla the small one white on white?

You cook bread and noodles now. Yeah. I make my own pasta. Yep. Yep. Sure. And then you clean. I, and I have, hold on.

Yeah. I did. I have different natural ways to. Sure. You check. Be cool, bro. I am cool. You check.

No, but I, I still work out. Put some rouge on and suck me off if you are after all these years. Put some rouge on, bake me some goddamn bread, drive over in the middle of the night in your quiet stupid car and clean my house and suck me off. Because that's the road you're headed down, bud. So wait, that's where your head, that's how your movie ends. You're saying to your friend, you want me in an apron, bacon breads, you come down with a fresh set of bread,

house better be spick and span. Spotless. You don't want my Tesla anywhere near your truck because you don't want it in your truck to catch. You got to park down the road. I got to park on the road. I don't want people to know that's on my property. Can I wear shoes in the kitchen?

No, dude. And no undies either. Just apron, ass out. And so then you want me to cut some bread butter it up for you And then I'm buttering up that bread so now I got to butter up your peach and I'm about up your people What yeah wait peach? Okay, you're kind of attracted to me now that I'm talking this way. No, this is the road your head down I'm just helping you get there. Okay, but don't get you know what my little

I can tell like you know we can tell like your buddies confused I'm like no dude like you know with Cody right to your your teacher like yeah Yeah, we think it's like no dude you should be getting fucked my guy That's my true calling yes, so you're saying and it's in your face But you can't see it, but all of us see it like you know I was came. I was like the Brian come out today I'm like I don't I hope But you wouldn't be disrespectful about it. You wouldn't be eating bread and getting crumbs on my lower back while you're-

Oh yeah. You would? Oh yeah, oh yeah. You're here with like, he has dandruff, right? Dude, you just, and then when it falls off, would you make me clean it up? Oh yeah, that's your job. After you're done, you go, hey, clean up the crumbs.

Hey, you 50 housewife. That's so disrespectful. You're 1950s housewife. Dude, that's dis- And then you talk back to daddy? Well now I gotta treat you like a man. What? Because now I'm gonna punch in the face.

You, okay, as long as you don't take a flat hand and paint brush me. Well, I'll start with the paint brush. You're gonna paint brush my face? Slowly go into the mallet, right? 50 housewife. So wait, so the mallet comes out if I don't learn my lesson after the paintbrush.

Yup, not gonna tell you twice. You go paintbrush and then if I'm still sassy, you go mallet. Mallet. Bro. While you have sourdough or crumbs on your head. Like dandelion. On my head. And I better not get those on the rug. Nope, because then I'm gonna antique ya.

What does antique mean? I'm gonna take that flour that you're cooking the bread, and I'm gonna dip my hand in it and then fucking antique ya in the face. So your face is all white, like an antique. Oh, I look like a fucking antique. Like an antique. Make me even older.

Yeah, white face. Is that gray hair or just flour in your hair? It's white face. God, I have such a boner thinking about that. I mean, I'm so mad about this. I'm so mad about this. This is outrageous, dude. I know what's happening is I've screaming out of the closet.

Yeah, it's in there's so many signs. I'm still taking jiu jitsu. Look at Caitlyn Jenner, dude. Taking an MMA class. No, I know. Yeah, I train still. Like I do. You know, you're how you're 57 or 56? 57. You're the same age as Mike Tyson. I'm the same age as Mike Tyson.

And he's fighting a 27 year old. Yeah, I will say that if you train hard and if I was on like, I moved pretty well still. Sure. Yeah. You don't move like a 27 year old. I'm slow. I used to be, that's the thing that goes, speed. Speed. I think I'm fast. And then I see video and I go, No, first thing that goes, speed. I think I'm fast, and then I see video and I go,

oh! No, first thing that goes is speed. It's so interesting. Because you feel, but you feel the same speed. I know, well, because you don't know, you don't know any different. No. First thing to go is speed.

I'll tell you what, I move well, for a 57 year old, for a 50, the main thing you feel is you don't recover. Like you're sore. You don't recover, and then with the hand-eye coordination, the speeds of seeing your girl. Like with Tyson, and it worked on Chin, it works on my dad. He posts videos him hitting Mets and everyone goes, oh my God, this guy's an animal. He was posting those same clips before he fought Roy Jones.

Did that look similar to you? Again, he's 57. If this is any other sport, any other sport, say Troy Aikman came back at 57 started for the DOS Cowboys. Bad situation. Everyone's like, dude, at 57, he can fucking throw, dude. Look at him in practice. So I was thinking about this. I was watching him hit mitts. And as you know more than anybody, hitting mitts and fighting are so different. Like it's, you know, no one's hitting back. Nobody's hitting back. And, um, you know where the mitts at, you know where the mitts at. And I was thinking about that and I was like

watching him and I thought to myself, first of all, when you're 57 going into the sixth, seventh and eighth round, that gets re your, your endurance goes. That's the thing, your speed, your quickness, your hand, eye coordination, your footwork, and then your, your endurance, all those things all go together at the same time. And also your ability to. Each shot. React. Yeah, react.

Just react. Your hands are not fast. You think your hands are fast, you're not close to it. And a 27 year old is going to get off on you. And that's the thing I worry about. And that's why I feel like, Oh, Tyson's going to kill Jake. Well, no, because Jake hits really hard. He's way faster and he's 30 years younger.

Correct. And what happens is if Tyson, I guess he could peek-a-boo and he's good at, you know, keeping himself up, but if you get caught, because you have to open up to hit. Yep. So what do you think? Do you think he gets knocked out? Uh, my, my predictions are based off. This is a real fight.

It's 10 rounds, 10 ounce gloves, 12 ounce gloves. I'm assuming. 10 ounce. 10 or 12, that's the plan, 10 or 12. Cause they fight in 10, right? That's the usual boxing gloves. I thought they fought in 12 or 14. No, 10.

10, really? Yeah, 10 ounce gloves. People don't, 10 ounce gloves hurt. No, boxing gloves are no different than that. Everyone thinks MMAs will brew up four ounces. No, no, 10 ounce gloves spread over like a George Foreman or like a Francis Ngannou fist. It's so thin, it just covers the wrap.

And there's no eye pokes after that helps, but it's the same shit. And it's a club. Like the way they wrap the hands under those gloves, they're weapons. So it's actually worse for the head. 18 ounce gloves and head gear. Who says this?

This is from givemesport.com. 18 ounce gloves and headgear. Who says this? This is from givemesport.com. 18 ounce glove. I don't think that's confirmed. If it's 18 ounce gloves and headgear, I'm not betting on it. This is a bullshit fight. They're not going to do that on Netflix. There's no way. There's no way they have headgear in 18 ounce gloves. If it's a ProBout. Which is what they're trying to do. ProBout, you can't do that. There's no headgear. No. So if it's an exhibition. I don't think that's confirmed, Sinan. That's probably just a rumor.

Well. That says official? It says Derek Chinoza even declared he knew for a fact that Tyson and Paul are using 18-ounce gloves and headgear. So here's the thing I realized about boxing. It's the dirtiest sport in the world. So when a fight is announced, like think about all the mayhem that went on with

Francis and Tyson Fury, all this fake news, these legit sources and outlets come out and try to bring the views down. They try to bring the hype down. So that's probably what's going on here. Cause if Netflix comes out and goes, Hey, for our first fight ever, which can be the most watched fight of all time, hands down, it's just science. It's 22, 227 million subscribers. It's free. If they get 10 millions, the big, if they get six million, it's the most watched fight ever. Right. So they're going to break that, but they come out and go, but it's in 15 ounce gloves and headcare. People

are like, this is bullshit. Even, even, even the casuals can be like, Oh, this is trash. So I doubt they do that. Now the thing about Tyson is he's still such a good educated boxer in terms of when he throws, where to put his head and all that. But it's just like, you're dealing with a – Pete Slauson No, odds are against him, but he's just, he's fighting a 27-year-old man. My only thing is what kind of shenanigans going on behind the scenes between him and Jake. Like, what's the agreement? Because with Roy Jones, we found out the agreement after is no head shots, only to the body. So amazing.

What? So amazing. And think about that fight didn't have head gear. I love it. That fight didn't have head gear. I love it. For them, they're like, I don't want to get hit in the head. Yeah, but just do it in your gym and put it on YouTube. Don't force me to pay for it if you're going to do that bullshit. Don't mark it as a legit fight.

What do you think? I think it's got to be a real thing. I would assume or. If you're going to do that. Bullshit. What do you think? Don't mark it as a legit fight. What do you think? I think it's, it's gotta be a real thing. I would assume where the blowbacks and be insane. Yeah. Because I mean, he fought Anderson Silva for real. Correct. You know, and again, what happened? Anderson Silva, as great as he is, is older.

Didn't have his hands up. You don't realize that until you get hit. Mm hmm. You'll see. But yeah, I went making, I mean, get hit. You see, but yeah, I wouldn't make him, I mean if it's a legit fight, yeah, Jake should beat him. Is she going to? When is Jake going to fight? I guess this is such a smart deal though,

because if Jake's serious about boxing, then when is he going to take on somebody his age who's an actual boxer? Besides the last guy he fought wasn't really, apparently. I mean, Tommy Fury's his age and boxer. He's done that. My question with that, so everyone says that, why? I don't see the reason.

I don't see any reason to, unless he's taking, he keeps saying he wants to be a real boxer. I know, but he's looking for validation from a boxing community that's never gonna give it to him. So if I'm Jake's management, why why do you think it's never coming? I think this is because the overall idea of fighting whether it's MMA UFC Rise in one championship Bellator one chip, you know PFL Legit boxing the it's all under the same umbrella prize fighting. How can I get the biggest prize? That's what Jake's doing. Yep

Mike Tyson is the biggest prize you want the most in trail said that she won the most famous guy possible the easiest fight. Yeah God is by the way also Jake Paul I guarantee Mike Tyson's hearts gonna be beaten if it's a real fight cuz Jake's big Jake's big and young. He's yeah 200 is he, 200 pounds? And he hits really hard. He walks around at like 190. I wouldn't say he's a big guy, but Mike's thick. Mike's bigger. Mike's bigger than Jake, yeah.

What is he, 200 pounds? Yeah, that's a lot. It's a big boy. And all muscle, young. Oh, look at that though. They got down to 80. They sucked down. Because they have to get a cut weight to make that weight class.

183. Yeah, but it's a legit fight. If it comes out that it's head gear and 15 ounce gloves, that fight's going to eat. 18 ounce gloves. Oh my God. Why waste our time? Netflix is gonna be furious. Yeah So you if you had to bet you put your money on on Jake, yeah, yeah, I'm not been on 57 year old

But again, I'm not betting on this fight because I don't know the shenanigans going on behind the scenes, right? Boxing has so many shenanigans. That's the's wrong with the sport. It's corrupt as shit. Yeah. Like you know what they did to Francis when he was fighting Anthony and Joshua? Because clearly they want Anthony and Joshua to win. He got to the ring I think three hours earlier than Anthony and Joshua. Whenever they had promotion, he would get there two hours before Anthony and Joshua. That's just all a mind fuck to drain your energy. The exact same thing happened to me when I

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They do it on purpose. They did it to Francis. Yeah. Francis is like, why was I there so early? I see him walk in and he walks in two, three hours after me and he's like, what the hell are they doing? His coach told him they're doing it on purpose to

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But that's Derek Gisora who's a boxer. So maybe he has, you can't trust him. Exactly. So I don't know. Remember that's Derek just or who's a boxer. So maybe he has you can't trust it Exactly. So I don't know remember that Jake Paul is the anti-crime they hate Jake Paul So they're doing whatever they can to diminish the product Yeah, this dude wishes he's fighting Jake Paul. So there you go. Yeah, that that's all they what that's all this So they hate on it. So because they want Jake Paul out of there. It's not happening He's making more money than all these guys. It's entertaining shit right, so

Yep, that's pretty much I don't know if I trust that site to like you look at it. It's like Tyson Fury calls our Conor McGregor The other one is you know Tyson Fury's coach says He might never fight again. Like it's all click bait shit. Yep. These are like equivalent to like the mirror, that kind of stuff, you know, tabloids, but sometimes they're right. Sometimes they're wrong. Yeah. It's usually trash, but no, if they're quotes coming from Derek

Jassour, who's a boxer who is not going to be fighting in this fight. Of course you would see like why he would want to like, you know, crush this a little bit. You know what I mean? Yeah, this is going to be ongoing thing. You'll see people hating on it. Non-stop. You just got to fight through the bullshit. You just got to shuffle through it and figure it out. People are still going to watch. I'm excited. I'll definitely be watching. And that's in June, right?

I don't know if it's that much of a win-win for Jake. Money-wise it is, but... Again, it's prize fighting. But it's... It's gonna be the most watch fight ever. Remember. Right, and you knock out a 57-year-old. Yep.

Right? And then it's the most watch fight ever. You gain more eyeballs. Your fame goes more up. Remember, his fan base rides with him. These things have a weird way of doing the, his fan base rides with him. Weird way of doing his fan base rides with him. Yeah.

You're not going to have a national treasure. And that's it. I still think it's a gamble. I really do. I think, cause what happens is it's borderline disrespectful, right? No, cause Mike Tyson is taking the fight. He's the one that's asking for it. So let's talk about what happens.

So he knocks out the icon, Mike Tyson knocks him out cold, 57 year old. Name a single boxer that doesn't look up to Mike Tyson. Imagine the massive names that are going to come after Jake Paul now. Everyone's going to want his head. Everyone. So what's that equal? More money, more fame. And he's going to be the heel. He loves being the heel. So more fame, bigger fights. Netflix is going to be the most watched fight ever. They signed me a three fight deal. Who knows? They're probably out from $200 million, $300 million.

What's the downside? People want to see him get his hands dirty. And what's the downside? Because he's going to have haters? Sign me the fuck up, daddy. $300 million? I don't know. Name a downside. Yeah. Sign me the fuck up daddy. 300 mil? I don't know.

I don't know. Name a downside. It still feels like a gamble. I think you can get enough people to actually hate on you. You just gotta be careful with that. You've gotta be, you've gotta be, when you're dealing with a national treasure, right, with a guy like Mike Tyson, who's 57,

it's just, you knock him out, right? What if he wins by decision? That's what I bet on, Jake, by decision. Then I'm in. Like then, it's interesting. I just think that- But if he does his job, you think he'll win me over then? Yeah, I do, I think, I just wonder.

I wonder what that, sometimes these things take a while. I don't know. I think you risk having your brand, see right now for me, I like Jake Paul because I think what he's doing is really hard. I don't think people understand how hard it is to be a boxer. Like he's, this guy is in the ring sparring and getting better as a boxer. Okay. And fighting, look, you can say whatever you want, but Anderson Silva was a, was a legit box.

I mean, a legit fighter. You know, Julio Chavez Jr. before that. You guys are 50 and three. And then on top of that, you know, Tommy Fury's, you know, Tommy Fury trains in earnest. He's a, you know, big guy. Tommy Fury's Tommy Fury.

Yeah. But still, but, but he's in the ring and he's getting better and he took it very seriously in three years. He's done a amazing job. So All of that stuff is is to me impressive. It just is I've never hated on Jake Paul ever. Okay. I Think that when you got a guy who is this old And I think that when you got a guy who is this old, and-

Remember it's Mike Tyson though. I know. And if you're going to knock him out, there's a, I would say just make sure you don't gloat over that. Cause if you gloat over that- No, he wouldn't do that. Yeah.

I think, I think that's how you handle it is important. Be respectful. Yeah, he always is. Even with Nate, he's respectful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, that's another guy he fought Nate Nate Diaz. He beat Nate Diaz Yeah, I mean so and that's that's not Nate is not small. No, Nate is not I don't think there's any downside for jk. Yeah, I don't see any doubt especially his remember the younger fan base

They don't they don't these guys are savages. Yeah, that's his fan base. That's why he carries such a massive Falling look, it's intriguing. I but having no knowing enough about age, I think what you're going to see is that stuff when Mike's hitting the nets and stuff like that. And okay, it's great. He still has the power to knock you out. So his power to hurt you in the body for sure if he gets a shot off, but you just father time is father time. Father time is father time. Father time is father time. Well, watch it though.

We're talking about most watch fight ever. Yeah. Well, it's free. Like that. Let that soak it. You bet your ass. I'm going to watch it. Let that soak in.

I mean, it's not free cause you have to have a Netflix. So you don't think it's a risk at all to his brand? No, no, no God, no. Bills is brand. I mean, then again, Vitor Belfort knocked out Vander Holyfield. We're not, it is what it is. Knocked him out in the first round. But Vitor is old too. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. This is true. It's not a comparison. How old how old's Vitor? Fuck he's damn near 50. No. Yeah, he might be at Fort late for you might be about

my age 46 46 and 50, you know, you know, we don't care. Mm hmm. Well, he's 61. Looks fantastic. But 4761 that no one him right there. Is that him at 61? No, but no, absolutely not. But 4760 no, no one's going to bat an eye at that. 27, 57, the age, that's massive gap.

One's in the prime, one's completely out of the prime. But do you think there's brackets for younger, like to 47 versus like 47 to 67, that kind of stuff? The older it is, the worse it is for the older dude Yeah, no shit, dude, but I'm saying like it's not a big of a difference No for 40 47 61 is not a big deal where people like oh my god. This is insane. How could they sanction this? But 27 to let's say he was fighting a Vander like 27 is 6061

Then it's like I'll tell you comparing from Jake Paul to Mike but then also it's it's also it's Mike Tyson so anyone my age or even your age views Mike is like this God you know so it's like he can do it everyone we all have that it's like oh it's Mike Tyson though. That's the point though right B? Like he's like it's not reality right it's not reality it's the same thing with Francis and Anthony Joshua yeah it's not reality yeah like Fury and Francis I love Francis what he did is unbelievable they'll make movies about him but that's not reality reality is what happened when we fought Anthony Joshua that's how the world worked that's right that's how it should work every single time yeah Mike Tyson being Jake Paul, if the legit fight, that's not

reality. We all live in this false, oh my God, he's this, the face of boxing. He was so scary. Yes. 30 years ago. 30 years ago. Yeah. 30 years ago. So different. And you also get this narrative. He's the best. He's the greatest of all time. He's not. He never was. We were sold on that. But when you go, it's very black, when you go through his record, he's not. Maybe, there's arguing for top five, I have maybe six or seven, when you break down records.

But as a kid, I thought he was the baddest man of all time. Then you get older, you're a little more educated on boxing, like, oh no. It's like Bruce Lee. It's like saying, people think Bruce Lee. I was never on that kick. No. I respect them.

Maybe because you were just so big or something. Or you just did sports. No, no. You watch Bruce Lee and people just think he was like, he never fought in a ring. Like Bruce Lee was not, you know, you watch him, he does basic, he's doing hook kicks, taekwondo, it's the sound effect. Nobody ever seen that speed, but you know you watch him he does basic he's doing hook kicks taekwondo. It's the sound effect

Nobody ever seen that speed, but you know he's I Think he was five how tall is he five seven one? 30 130 yeah, but he but he you know what he did was insane like he's you know yeah What he did was absolutely insane so do you know 100% Chinese? I didn't realize that he's half Chinese half white Yeah, I thought he was mixed. Yes. Hey, hey what we know we can claim them. Yeah, I had no idea but he was I Don't know if he's half. I don't think he's having a percentage. I don't think he's half. It's like a let's let's look that up Because his mama is full-blown Chinese and his mama was full blown Chinese and his dad was not a white man.

His father was not a Cantonese, his mother came from one of them. Eurasian families. Eurasian families, huh. Let's see. I'm sorry, so what the fuck is he? So he grew up with money? His mom, the British call his wealthiest,

most famous Eurasian family, so he grew up with money? His mom, the British call her his wealthiest, most famous Eurasian family. So he grew up with money. Yeah. Not that that mattered, you know. No to Cantonese opera singer. His father, wow. Type in his dad. Yeah, let's.

Bruce Lee's dad. Lee Ho Chung. You could tell his mom is definitely. Yeah, his mom is definitely. So he's not half, B. He's not half. Look at Bruce Lee's mother. He's maybe 25%. I think he's more than that.

No. No, no. Yeah, yeah. There's his mom. Grace Ho. Yeah, she looks like part Asian, part white. She's 100% white, dude. Definitely not.

Her name's Grace Ho. Hold on. Grace Ho was the mother of Bruce Lee. She and her husband, Lee Ho, were the parents of Bruce as well. Yeah, but let me see what her, was the mother. She was born in Shanghai, China, Brian, in 1907. Yeah, but she's British.

No, she's not. They moved there. Look, look. Mixed race. Yeah, so she's, so Bruce Lee is, you know, Holy shit. Not half and half, but. No, he's a quarter, barely a, not half and half, but. No, he's a quarter, barely a quarter white. Nice try, Brad.

So she was, she's mixed race Eurasian woman who was the mistress of Ho-Kong Kong. So it says. A prominent business man. Her father was German, her mother was Chinese. Dude, check this out. Who had 12 wives, reportedly more than 30 children. That's a lot.

Some people like to get down. Wow. The ethnicity of Grace Ho's parents is somewhat uncertain. Grace Ho's father was raised as the son of a Dutch Jew. Oh, the most popular take is that Grace Ho's father was German and her mother was Chinese. That makes sense. So he's right, 25% white.

Yeah. Or just a certain percentage. Either way, it is crazy he's not 100% Chinese. I thought he was. You know, super famous singer was that way? Chuck Norris? No. Singer, Bubba.

Chuck Norris had some good albums. No, he can sing. He had a great album. He has albums. He's done songs. Yeah. Don't try to tuffle down. Dude, look, type in Chuck Norris singer. good albums. He had a great album. He's done songs. Has he? Yeah. Don't try to double down.

Dude, type in Chuck Norris singer. Wait, wait, wait. Do it, Chuck Norris singer. Do you know what singer? Bang, Slappers. What singer, famous singer. Is it in Chinese? No, who is, well, okay, it's better.

He's black, he's black, but he's not. But he's half, he's half black. Famous. What age? He's dead, he's dead. And he's. What age? He's dead, he's dead. And he's a singer? And he's not from this country. Famous, famous black singer.

Bob Marley. Yeah, Bob Marley's dad was white. Oh yeah? Yeah. What's up now, Claymore? Right? Bruce Lee, check. Bob Marley, check.

And what's funny about Obama is he was raised by his white mother and white grandmother. In Hawaii. And he never really knew his dad. His dad was Kenyan Interesting weird his dad left the house. That's man. Well, I think he is I don't think they were ever married Where his big grew up fatherless? Yes in Chicago in I Think it was Hawaii, but I'm not no he was born Hawaii and then came to Chicago

I'm just saying it's weird that the dad left in Chicago. His dad's Kenyan. Yeah, I know. And I think what happened was they had like a brief affair. They hooked up in Hawaii. Yeah, maybe out of Hawaii or maybe even Kenya. I think he was born in Kenya. No, he was born in Hawaii.

Born in Hawaii. Nice try, Trump. Born in Hawaii, moved to Chicago. Yeah. Holy shit! Yeah. Eyes of a Ranger, sung by Chuck Norris. I told you, dude.

Dude. Huge Chuck Norris fan. Wow. Slappers. Ah, that's great. Chuck Norris still alive. It's got to be 80 Black bones you did see me. Yeah, he's more legit than Steven Seagal drunk live and damn like he's e4 God, he looks good

Wow, he had the eye surgery. He had what I had dude, but what they do is work though They they they they raise your eyebrows., you get a facelift look. Yeah, you should have done that. I think you should have done it. I'd look like this. Dude, you and him look like that. You can't be old and have eyes that look young. I'll never do that.

I've chucked low. You know what? I don't want my eyes to be too open. Dude, you know how much better Chuck Norris looks at you? No, come on. At 84? Look at that hair. You guys look very similar.

You guys look similar in the face. You can't be a guy with that. That's a toupee. That doesn't look good I don't is that a toupee. Yeah, it is. It's a disaster. Don't do that. It's a really good to pay if that is, dude Do you have any idea how much better he looks in you? No, come on be cool, man Is that him right now though chin that that's not him at 84. Yeah Chuck Norris currently pictures Yeah, there he is. Oh go to his Instagram. We can see him right here though but yeah he

looks great he's 84 let's go to his gram yeah there he is he's awesome hey you know I made it for today Jake Paul's next victim feel like I'm 48 he says at 84 come get someum piece of shit. But I feel like I'm 48. Wait when was it? Does he have the same birthday as me? March 10th this came out. Oh we're Pisces bros. Me and Chuck Norris. Holy crap. He looks good.

Now if you want Jake to get hate, if he knocks out Mike Tyson and calls out Chuck Norris. If he knocked out Chuck Norris, an American icon, bro, you knock out Chuckie Norris? You'd get more hate knocking out Chuck Norris than you would Mike Tyson. Yeah, people would jump in the ring. America would jump in the ring. I would storm it like it was the capital.

Of course you would. Would you fight Jake? Yeah, I'd fight Jake. Even though he's my boy, I'd fight him. For how much money? 10 mil. 10 mil? Five mil. He's not gonna fight you you're way too big Yeah, I'm too at those like people have asked like when I was a game bread some of the reports asked me Those super like boxing fights are doing it sucks. I'm so big like the Maserati Jake Logan like name any of the big influencers. I'm no one's gonna fight a heavy. No

Not you. No, it's not not women with my back. It's big influencers. No one's gonna fight a heavyweight. Not you. No, it's not. Not with my back, it's not happening. It's a shame. You do it. For the right person. I would do it.

It wouldn't happen, you can't fight. I'm too big. He hits too hard. That's the bummer. There's like, if there's an influence. Big meaning tall or? Weight, I'm 240. Like Jake's not finding me at 240.

What is he? What is Jake? He's 200 on a good day with shoes and boots on. But also, no, no, no, no. And also, I would do it, I'd find that 220. Also, it's hard to hurt, when you have gloves on, it's hard to hurt a guy that big. I mean, you can hurt him, but it's like,

you can kind of like, it's just too much, it's too much weight. Like I can't jump into the sweepstakes because I'm too, they don't fuck with heavyweights I don't want I mean it maybe if you're a little older, but even then I don't know right now You're too young 40 41 is 41 because you could get right back in shape and oh, yeah, I mean I'm my fight weight right now I'm 238. Yeah Yeah, that wouldn't be good

Yeah, you can't it's a bummer, huh? Okay can't, I'm not even in the conversations. No. It'd be fun. Yeah. A lot of money. Yeah, correct. And just boxing? I mean, I prefer MMA, but... No, nobody's gonna fight you. Not with your jiu-jitsu.

It's just too much. No, I can't do anything. I'm too big. I'm not in the sweepstakes. It's fat shaming, ask me. I think it's fat shaming. I'm the Lizzo of celebrities. You're just a big bone kid. You're a big bone boy.

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I know. I know you're getting older. Oh, boss, you started playing baseball. Yep. I had a good time in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I love Oklahoma. Yeah, Tulsa is, like I was expecting it to be whatever. Oklahoma's dope. Tulsa's a major city was expecting it to be whatever. Oklahoma's dope.

Tulsa's a major city. Some of the best Mexican food I've ever had in my life. There's a place called Bramble. Yeah, they have great steak houses out there. When you go to Oklahoma, you want steak? Dude, another sign you're gay. Yeah, I didn't have any steak and I don't drink. Oklahoma has great steak.

Yeah, but really good coffee shops. It's like anywhere else. It's like you got your little pockets of hip hipness You know just little patches of Hypness yum, I'm full-blown Tony Lasorda baseball dad Non Tommy Tommy didn't you son play Tony's brother son play with a bunch of 10 year olds on Sunday night Yeah, but st. Patty's, like baseball, like game. Some weird game, yeah. Play with 10 year olds.

How'd Boston do? Boston did some bombers. The thing is you forget how young he is because they want to start him at Wee Ball, right? He's so small. He's big for his age, but he just turned four. He just turned four. Oh, Boston. This is Boston. He just turned four. And they're like, oh, We don't allow four-year-olds to play in t-ball like you gotta play we bomb like the flex we bought like parents are on the field Like mmm, I'm not even brat. I know I'm sure a ton of dads say this I'm telling you he can play t-ball like it's not what we do So we go the first practice that we ball we're getting there and like all right all the dads come out and boss

He's like he's been dying to play baseball like his brother dying. So like, all right, this is a ball, this is a glove. And he looks at me, I'm like, just be patient, dude. And like, all right, now you're going to take this ball, you're going to try and throw it in your dad's glove. I'm like, oh no, they have no idea. Pete Slauson Because he's been doing this. Jared Slauson Baba, he's 10,000 hours. He comes with me and Tiger nonstop. Pete Slauson Oh. Jared Slauson He's always with us. That's all he does. All he cares about is baseball. He's obsessed with it more so than Tiger.

So he's been swinging, throwing, you know, since Tiger started. So they're like, this is a ball. Throw in your dad's glove. And the kids are kind of like, uh-uh, and Basti, flap! And the coach, Jesus, I'm like, I told you, man, the kid's not your normal. I know dad say this, I'll stay here if you want. And like, we'll figure it out next day We got my tee ball team. So he started his first game Last week and I forget how young is cuz I coach him and talked to him like tiger Tigers older, you know

It's four and he doesn't he's never had nerves or anxiety Any Ozzie T? Oh, I was like bossy. He's in his uniform Like all your friends gonna be there your family and I can hit me. I'm like, oh he's never dealt with nerves. He was like excited, but he's nervous. So he starts crying Oh, and I'm like, what do you we're on the field? I'm like, what are you doing? There's no baseball crying What are you doing, dude? There's no crying baseball. What are we doing here? I'm like you I thought you wanted to play this and the coach was like dad. I got this He's like every kid we've had and he's young then all these every every kid We've had cries the first day because they don't have to deal with anxiety and butterflies.

It's not normal to them. So once he got out there, he was good. Yeah. He was good. He's got to, you know, anything new like that is overwhelming. Yeah, he's good now. So cool.

And then he's like, dad, cause he just wants to be part of. Tiger just loves it. Yeah, monster, monster. Yeah. We'll see. But once he was with his team, he's like, dad, he kept looking at me, look at my teammates. I'm like, no, you're on was with his team. He's like dad. He kept looking at look at my teammates I'm like, you know, you're on a team bud. He's like my teammates

So cute. I just love it. No baseball. It's a grind, but it's the absolute best Best my favorite. Hopefully my daughter's a big lesbian place off ball playing run it back right back. How's she doing the Brenda? What how's she doing? She's good. Yeah. Yeah Right back, how's she doing? Brenda! What? How's she doing? She's good. Yeah.

Yeah. Your boys are beasts. What do you got, Jim? Yeah, Tiger, we took that birthday picture yesterday. He's the one that's as tall as Joanne now. God damn. He's a big boy. Big kid.

What do you got, Jim? Here we go, first one. First one we got for you guys. Oh, this is great. Grady Dick, Anthony Black, both NBA rookies, lottery picks last year. Black Dick. doing NBA traditions and jerseys and After they

Know the magic realized this picture probably isn't that great. Oh my god You know, even if it was dick black or black dick, it's fantastic. That's fucking great black dick Do you think they knew what they were doing? No, I probably didn't think of it. No That's what makes it great. Somebody had to know. I'm pretty sure. After the fact. And then they're like, fuck it, these are our names,

let's post it. That's great. They know what that card is. That's hilarious. What good one. Maybe they did, maybe they're in on it and they're not even friends, just like, let's do it.

If you watch national video. Oh really? You can kind of tell that. That's hilarious. I just don't know. That's hilarious. You can get Boston to play football too. Oh yeah.

That's what he's, baseball, football, the power sports. Not basketball. There's no Mexicans in NBA. So this year at the Olympics, sex is not prohibited. If you remember last time we had the Olympics because of COVID and everything, there was like a no sex policy. There's apparently a lot of sex that goes on in that village.

Oh, why? Because you have super athletes that are just trying to plant their seeds. Like let them go, let's create some super, uh-oh. Yeah! Let them go, let them create some super babies. Yeah, they're stalking Olympic Village with 300,000 condoms.

That might not be enough. That might not be enough. Come on in, big dog. Come on in, Eric. Eric Griffin. You know, Delia's gonna be late. Oh, yes? I'm just assuming. When's the last time you saw him on time?

I don't know. The Olympics lifted the sex ban. So there's a lot of sex in the... So you know, in the Olympics, all the athletes stay, except for the NBA athletes, all the athletes stay, except for the NBA athletes, all the athletes stay in the Olympic village. Right. Did you do any of the Olympic stuff?

Hmm? Did you do any Olympic stuff? Mm-mm. Okay. Okay. But so they put them there and they give them 300,000 condoms and all these super athletes do is fuck each other. Yeah.

Makes sense. I'd love to be a fly on that wall. Well, it just depends. Yeah, it depends. I'd love to be a fly on that wall. Well it depends. Yeah it depends if the shot put guy comes like. I was thinking like you don't want the shot put guys. Yeah that's over much. That's over much. Yeah yeah. You want the bobsled girls. Yeah. Have you ever seen Jake's girls? No the volleys. The gymnasts. The volleyball. Although the gymnasts are too young. No not the gymnasts. They're too young. Yeah, they're too young. You want like a... The gymnast? What are you, the USC doctor? Yeah, I just realized it's there.

So those girls are like... Cut that part out. Out of all the sports... If they were 23, that's what I mean. They're also 4'11". That's what I mean. All the athletes, the gymnasts. Well, if they're in their 20s, that's kind of hot.

No, they're tiny. Have you seen the... I don't know, 5'4", 5'3"? Oh, tiny being. Yeah. They're the shortest athletes on the planet. Right. 300,000 condoms.

Who are the hottest athletes then? Run. Oh, tiny be. Yeah. They're the shortest athletes on the planet. Right. 300,000 condoms. Who are the hottest athletes then? Runners? Volleyball players. Sprinters? No, no.

So tall. I think Jake's girl's an Olympian. Jim, bring her up. Jake. No, dude. Jake Paul's girlfriend is an Olympian bobsledder. Or like, she does something. Look up any volleyball.

Volleyball, you know what? Just ask for days. the broad jumpers. Oh, no, that's your style. You like them long and flat asses, dude To do all that squatting they're also six eight though. No, they're not look at look at his girl I think she does something was she she's a speed skater Lord. Okay. Yeah, but no you look at her I'm just like those you look at her haunches her legs and ask go to her Instagram. There's nothing like those speed skater. Lord have mercy. But no, you need to look at her haunches. You look at her haunches. Her legs and ass. Go to her Instagram. There's nothing like those speed skaters. There's nothing like it.

Okay, now can we look? Well, she, no, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry, what are you saying about volleyball? She's a unicorn. Oh, geez. No, no, I'm telling you, most of the speed skaters are cheats up. Look up volleyball. Get in a volleyball.

Put in a, put in USA Olympic volleyball team. Look at these giraffes. Go ahead. Oh my god. That's insane right there. Yeah, they're too tall. They're too tall for me. But that is insane. That's feet?

No, no, that's insane. That's insane. That's not too tall. That's insane. When you're the top five most famous people on earth. She. Look at her, look at her, look at her. Go down.

No, go home. Forget this guy. Go over to that picture where she's zipping her thing up. Look at how beautiful she is. She's just a unicorn. She's a unicorn over that picture where she's zipping her thing up. Look at how beautiful she is. She's just a unicorn. She's a unicorn, dude. Come on. Zipping her thing up?

Right there. Right here? Yeah. I mean. Are you kidding me right now? What are we doing? She's not gonna be able to do speed. She don't have the equilibrium to do speed skating.

I mean, and she's a freaking Olympian. She can go this way and the TV's a girl. I mean. Do you know how much money she's probably making if she's had OnlyFans? No are gone. I mean think about your money. She's probably making just if she's had only fans No, but no, but no, no, but these like athletes man. Yeah, those NIL deals and stuff women make more money Yeah, then any of them that that that the highest ones that Caitlin right, you know There's like in the top ten of like college athletes for instance

It's all I think it's all women except for like Deon's kid on Sun and then like the cock the CUSC You know, you know, but but other than that, it's like a lot of these women make it so much money Let me see the US Olympic team. It's taking a little to load Well, this isn't yeah, they're they're Laura. They're very big girls. If you if you like a very big girl I'm too light in the ass for all of those women. I admire them. They're pretty. They're just tall. It's not my speed. Yeah, I admire them.

They're awesome. But you're not big into the tall, right? Dude, some of them... Go ahead, Eric. No, no, no, no. You picked one... No, go ahead. Show more speed skaters and let's see if they all look like that girl.

Well, you're a big guy. I mean, you know what I mean? But you're a big guy. So is he. Yeah, yeah. But you're not afraid of a tall woman. His wife is like three feet shorter than him, so he likes, you know what I mean? But you're a big guy. So is he. Yeah, yeah. But you're not afraid of a tall woman. His wife is like three feet shorter than him. So he likes, you know.

Compact. Yeah, but you like compact curves. You got no problem with a tall woman who's awesome. But after the pregnancy, Rachel is curvy as hell now. Yeah, that's what happened. She looks great. No, but I'm just saying there are, listen, in every of the, all the women's sports,

there's like a handful of ones on even the sports that you think, wow, most of them, there's some basketball players that are like dope. Yeah, pole vaulters. Tennis ball. Volleyball, tennis. Some of the, well, tennis is, tennis is notoriously like the most beautiful woman who can't

get right now it's not as good in tennis but they rank her like number 10 garbage tennis player for years no no Maria Sharapova was a champion it was the shoe six two though I know yeah but she looked like gorgeous you ever see her she was cool no she's cool Sharapova she's beast. She was 6'2 though. Sharapova, yeah, but she looked like... Gorgeous. You ever see her? She was cool. No, she's cool. You want me to Sharapova? She's cool. Hey, I need you to come down.

Baba? Hey, if she was in that world-class tennis player, you wouldn't look twice. Baba, no, you would. No, no. Now she's 6'2. Bring her up, Chen. No. But compared to Korn and Baba... She's gorgeous. Don't go the modeling pick where they...

No, Baba, that's what she looks like. I'm telling you. She's beautiful. Go to her playing. Look at her there. Go to what she looks like. I'm telling you, she's beautiful. Go to her playing. Look at her there. Go to her playing. She's gorgeous, Bubba. I'm telling you, right there.

No, go to the top, the first one chin, right there. Well, don't get her there, dude. It's an action shot. That's what she looks like. No, get her right there, right there. Look at her. Dude, if you slow-mo anybody running there... They're gonna be like...

Not Jake's girl. Bubba, put some respect on her face and name. No, she's cool. Hey, bro, you can't use Jake's girl as the... She's gorgeous. She's an some respect on her face and name. No, she's cool. Hey, bro. You can't use Jake's girl as the standard. Jane, go to a whole different level. Thank you. But this girl's not even going to be doing this for much longer.

She's so fine. I know. Correct. She was ridiculous. What am I doing? That's Enrique Iglesias. She dated Enrique Iglesias. I mean, she wasn't as much my type.

I don't like that one where she looks a little Amy Schumerish. This is what Amy Schumer thinks she looks like. This is Amy Schumer on Ozentic. Right? That's like Amy Schumer looks at herself like, oh this is what I look like. That's so funny dude. She was so popular. She's on the front cover of the video game. The two guys, that's Pete Sampras and Homeboy in the back,

both world champions. She's on the cover? By the way, I would like to see Jake's girl. See, OK, the Olympic, when you're skating, the whole thing is presentation. So they always, you know what I mean? Ice skaters, some of them are. Yeah, but she's speed different.

She's speed skater. OK, but I would like to see her, like, can you see an action shot of her? Trozo. You know what skater some of them are yeah, but she's speed different. She's speed skater Okay, but I will say her like can you see a shot of her like oh, you know I mean No makeup on cuz every makeup, but she has the glasses in the hood. She has the whole shit She's she's some of those runners. There are a couple sprinters. There's like oh, you know, who's got bro the ski this snow the Winter Olympics Yeah, winter pops. Yeah, the sprinters will break your, I mean some of those girls are gorgeous. Yeah, but you know what though, I don't know about you, but I don't like, this just means,

I don't like when they have softball girls. You know those ones where they just like, they big up top. They have the Dwight Howard shoulders. Yeah, dude. See, I do. That's not for me. I like a muscular. Oh, you know, it's they just like, they big up? They have the Dwight Howard shoulders? Yeah! Yeah, no. See, I do. That's not for me. See, I do.

I like a muscular. Oh, you know, it's no preference, but I just don't like that. Bring up Saqari. When they can't turn without going like this, you know what I mean? Bring up Saqari. Brian goes, dude, I like the big, bulky shoulders. I like traps. I like a thick neck.

I like a big dick. Adam's apple. Big hand. You're on Maria Saqari. Maria Saqari. He calls it a peach. I like a big dick. Adam's apple. Big hand. Maria Sucari. Maria Sucari. He calls it a peach. S-A-K-K-A-R-I. He goes Adam's Peach. S-A.

Oh, K-K-I. There she is. She's so cute. Greek. That's not a good picture. Oh no, dude, that's not good. But she's got shoulders. She's got shoulders.

She's got a, all right. That's not good, man. That's got that. That's not good, man Ask Chris Chris actually looks like Sit down man They can share yeah Hey, Chris Brian's tell us how hot this girl is. Why you guys here? What? Because you were late.

Because we're doing Fighter and the Kid. I'm not late. It's 11. Yeah, we're doing Fighter and the Kid. If you're on time, you're late. It's 11, 04. What's up with you? You all right, bro?

Yeah, you seem like you're in one of your moods. Yeah. I don't know if I believe you. What's wrong with you, man? What's happening? I'm good. You had the case of the Mondays? Is there anything you want to talk about?

Maybe I can help you. I got a case of the Mondays. I don't have a case. I'm going to go talk to you. It's a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's a case of the Mondays on a Tuesday. Is there anything you want to share with me?

I can help you. What are you guys talking about? Oh, we're talking about hot female athletes. Olympians. What sport would you say has the best looking women? I said the speed skaters. Oh yeah, pretty good. Brian started off with the gymnast well probably not I

don't know if women play baseball do you often mean softball no no they don't play football look pull up flag football on the Olympics oh yeah fuck off women's flag football is an Olympic that's the most annoying thing I've ever heard it's an MMA's not. That's better than where you ski and you shoot. Oh, what they call that, skeet? That's alpine. Skeeting on the face?

Like alpina. No, it's called skeet. Yeah, something like that. Now you look up women's flag football. You know whose daughters are dope? Steve Young. They're gonna be like, they're real great athletes. Really? Yeah. Look at Steve Young's daughters. But what do they do? What do you do with it? I know. But how do you make,

how do you monetize it? Maybe if they work hard enough to get into NFL, this is going to be a thing. I don't know, Chris. That's not equality. I'm about equality. So I know, but not for the NFL, but NFL. Yeah. They, but they're not good enough to make it there. Steve Young's daughters. Yeah. You don't even know who they are. Do you we should there's no way yeah it's a big play for like the Raiders or some oh god no man look flag football is coming to the Olympics it's gonna be that's so annoying well they don't even do like the all-star flag football but not the Pro Bowl is flag football it's competition yeah it's just like these

weird oh that's how it should be They also do like weird They don't want people to get hurt Chris seems off today, right? Dude, you guys came at me. I'm just chilling. No, I'm not It's okay, but i'm not I would say if I was but i'm not though You'll say you guys are fucked up. You guys fucked up. That's too much much. Are you, so when you wake up, what do you say? Do you say time to take the world by the balls? Oh dude, I started doing this new thing

where I think of three things I'm grateful for. Talking to the mic, yeah. Well, I don't want to steal it from him. Oh, you do, you do three. You do all the time. It's double mic, we're double micing. Wait, wait, wait, things that you, so you do a what? Wait, wait, give us some advice.

What do you do, you wake up? I don't have any advice for you, dude. I don't have any advice. But you wake up and you do what? Take it three things. I'm grateful for. Well, what were the three today? Today, Eric Griffin, Brian Callen, Eric Griffin, and Brynn shop. There you go.

Baby today. They say it was chin, chin, chin. Oh, thanks. Really? Yeah. Chin, chin, chin. The restaurant. No, that's chin, chin.

Right. What card you drive here in. Dude, dude, just answer. That's Chin Chin. Right. What card did you drive here in? Dude. Dude, just answer. Just answer. Yeah, it's a mystery, right? Because you don't know which one. I know, just answer the question, man.

This is the red interior. Guess. Mercedes. It's the Mercedes. Yeah. This is disgusting. This is disgusting. Okay.

All right, all right, all right, all right. Yes. Mercedes. It's the Mercedes. Yeah. This is disgusting. This is disgusting. Okay. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Let's do our podcast. Let's do it. Alright, well, that was fun, guys. Beach in Poeps.

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