The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub MANHANDLES Bryan Callen | TFATK Ep. 989

Episode Date: May 2, 2024

Bryan tries his new Jiu Jitsu skills on Brendan and the guys talk Brendan finally getting his Ford Lightening back, why Bryan doesn't have a real hobby, the Michael Chandler adoption controversy, Jelly Roll's girl's hall pass controversy, good looking grey haired men, True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE! Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

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You're gonna keep them busy. I'm gonna keep them fucking busy. Are you gonna win? I might not, but I keep them busy. Yeah, now I did look at my face when you were squeezing my neck and it did look a little too red. It looked like a tomato. It looked like a, the kind of tomato you go. This looks like a bad tomato

I'm gonna throw it away look like mmm panic And that's okay, dude. Okay now I want to be very clear here I was eating my lunch from a one very tasty meal Yeah, and Brian was telling me how he trained all night last night and he learned how to get out of his seat belt And Brian was telling me how he trained all night last night and he learned how to get out of his seatbelt and so he has his back. I know how to get out of a lot of stuff. Sure.

And I said, cool dude, would you like to practice it and see how your training is evolving? And you said sure. And so I want it on record that you asked for this. Yes, well I know that seatbelt's one of your, very, very, you're very comfortable in that position. I know my way around seatbelt. A lot of people who have some pretty high belts,

the rumor has it, and I know this not from you, but from other people that have some trouble getting out of that. In fact, have trouble not getting their neck broken, because you've got some moves from the seatbelt. That was my neighborhood. That was your neighbor. That was my neighbor.

You know what it is? I stepped into your neighborhood, you know what I mean? And I got deep in the neighborhood. After hours too. I was deep in the neighborhood. After hours too. After hours. After hours when there was no one patrolling the fucking streets.

Yep, and we had a lot of money in my hands. Random white in the neighborhood. Random white guy, a lot of money with glasses, just wandering around a little drunk, and I shouldn't have been in that neighborhood. Trying to talk to my hoes. Yeah, and you know what happens when you do that? You get gripped.

You get gripped up. I got a little gripped. Now. But you're, hey, did you have fun? No. Okay, did you have fun? No, answer no. But hey, did you learn something?

I learned a couple things. What was your learning lesson? The main thing I learned was that nothing works. That's what I learned. That no matter how much you train and train with other guys who are, you know, they're in the 20s, they also weigh 170 pounds,

and they've not done anything. That's right. Then sometimes it'll work. But doesn't work against a guy who did it as a job who's a heavyweight. That's an interesting thing. It didn't work against you. Really pisses me off.

It's like, you know, you like Chick-fil-A sandwiches? They're delicious. I love those. And then if you went in there and tried doing it, it's all they do, bro. It's all they do. It's not gonna be as tasty. It ain't gonna be as tasty.

And so when you go to your Jiu Jitsu, and you're rolling with white belts, blue belts, it's all I do. It's not gonna be as tasty. It's what happened when I tried to actually box a professional, Brandon Adams, who won the Contender. Well, boxing's just stupid. And I tried to actually, I tried to get some jabs off.

That's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. It's just stupid, but boxing, you learn, and the way you learn is you get hurt. No, no, no. Like, you didn't get hurt out there. No, and he was very nice to me. He didn't hurt me.

He was fucking really nice to me. But still, even not hurting you, it's like. He was hitting me in the chest and knocking me down. Yeah, yeah, but you're still, it's like physically getting hurt. Yeah. Like doing jiu-jitsu. You can't really play boxing.

No. You can fuck around. You can fuck around. Jiu-jitsu, you can roll with, you know, Gordon Ryan and you'll be fine. Yes, you're not gonna fucking kill you. No, unless you're a meathead. You can learn, yeah.

You can learn, or you can just learn that you have a long ways to go. You got a long ways to go That's the dead that sometimes they're so advanced like okay. It's ridiculous. Yeah, it's ridiculous It's it but you did who really brings that home no matter how much you train and then when you think you got it There's always somebody who goes I know but I've been there and I see what you're doing beforehand Yeah, they're just steps ahead. Yeah, it's like chess. Yeah. Yeah, I know, but I've been there and I see what you're doing beforehand. And it doesn't work. They're just steps ahead. It's like chess. Yeah. I just close my eyes.

Even when I was rolling full time, I just close my eyes when I'm down there. You do? Yeah. You'll see in the video, I close my eyes. And you just feel it? Yeah. Yeah, you just feel, you go feeling.

I pretend I'm blind. You don't even need your eyes, dude. Nope. You don't need your eyes to take a man's life? Dude, I don't need eyes for anything. What? No. When you think about it. Do you make love the same way?

Yes. Oh, Jesus. I drive with my eyes closed as well. It's so hot. Yeah, it's great. Dude, I was thinking, I wish you had this in you. I do and I don't, because good we're into different things. Like, obviously, I'm really into cars and fish and chicks,

and you're into other stuff. You're into fish? Yeah. You know I love fish. I didn't know that. You fish? Oh, fish. I don't, because good we're into different things. Like obviously I'm really into cars and fish and chicks and you're into other stuff. Fish, you're into fish? Yeah, you know I love fish. I didn't know that. You fish? Oh fish, I don't know, I was thinking about fishing. No, no, no, no. You're into fish, not fishing, you're into fish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fish. Because we're going to Alaska, I was like, huh, all right. Yeah, but you know, I'm into cars and fish and chicks and other stuff, so. And the chicks. So I dropped my 20 year old Ford Lightning off at Borla. So Borla's like, I mean they are like the bee's knees when it comes to exhaust, family owned, they're an Oxnard.

The father died who's like a legend in exhaust, custom exhaust, so the son David took it over who's my boy. So, and you're gonna be like, this is so stupid, I'm sure people listen, like dude, your ego. It's not even that. When first got my lightning had those issues You know is known as the fastest production car ever 20 years ago. I Right when I got was with my son. I was low on gas. I filled up and there's an old guy Right to me about 70 something car guy had a nice truck like square body old-school f-100 dope car to truck

And he gets out he goes man that's a nice lightning now you all thanks man he goes too bad don't sound like thunder i went huh and it but since that i'm like oh it's fucking quiet i'm like oh he's right it's fucking quiet dude that was i don't bother you oh dude so he planted a mustard seed he planted that old that old seed that old seed the mustard seed jesus said faith is like a mustard seed dude and it that old, that old seed, that old seed. The mustard seed. Jesus said faith is like a mustard seed. And has it blossomed into a full-blown tree? I think about that guy every day. And so I was like, all right, I got to change this exhaust out. He's right. It's way too quiet. The car has over 600 horsepower. We got to make this thing sound like thunder. Remember,

it's a 20-year-old truck. So there's not a lot online that you can buy for this. There's not a lot of kits. So I hit up David Borla. I said, Hey, here's what I'm old truck. So there's not a lot online that you can buy for this. There's not a lot of kits. So I hit up David Borla. I said, hey, here's what I'm thinking. He goes, dude, we don't really offer stuff for a 20 year old truck. He goes, bring it by, let's see what we can do. The head engineer, he's a savant.

He knows like musical tones, all this stuff. He's been there for 30 years. Was that the guy who said, shh, shh, shh? That guy was like, okay. Yeah, so he's a huge fan of lightnings. He goes, I know what I'm gonna do. He goes, you need to leave it with us. I was like, what are you thinking, like one or two days?

No, a month. So a month. And I was like, oh, okay, I'll just walk back. So from Oxnard, whatever, we'll figure it out. Just make it sound better. So they've had it for a month, I picked it up today. In Oxnard. Dude, I picked it up today.

Did you drive out there early in the morning? I had Mark take me, because I Uber, so I can drive that home. But I haven't had my Lightning in a month. I had Mark take me, I pick it up. The level of joy I got when I started that truck, with the windows down. The truck of the car?

The truck. So the Lightning's a truck. The Lightning's a truck, yeah, it's a truck, street truck. Is that that one, the windows down. The truck of the car. The truck. So the lightning's a truck. The lightning's a truck. Yeah, it's a truck, street truck. Is that that one? It's orange. Yeah. With black hood.

The level of happiness I had, and I thought, God, I wish Brian had this. So you could share it with me. Yes. So you could call me and say, dude. I had nobody to call. Dude, my truck sounds like a lion roaring. It sounds like Zeus is bringing his hammer down.

Dude, if I could just put that into a drink and sell to people, there would be less electric cars. The joy that you get going down the street, I thought to myself, how does everyone not feel this way? Yeah. I don't understand how you're not into it. When you drive it, when you push on the accelerator, pure happiness. It took a month though. A month to get that sound right. A month. They're experts. A month. On the exhaust. On the exhaust. Straight pipe. Damn. Race shoes only. I wish you'd called me. I would have been like, that's amazing, dude.

That's amazing. I tried calling my brother, but he's at work so I could only text and then I was like, I'm all out of people to call. Yeah. Yeah. You don't have a lot of gear heads. I do, but they're like so into it. If I call them out exhausted, like, okay. Your brother probably went, If I called him out exhausted, like, okay. Your brother probably went, it's sick. That's sick. You're just not that into it, huh? Yeah, I don't know. But you're not into a lot of stuff.

You're not into a lot of that stuff. I wish I was. I'm not into, I'm not really into sports. I'm not really, I like fighting, but I'm not really into cars. I'm not, I just had this conversation with these people that made some money. We were sitting at Nobu in Malibu

They said what's your thing? You clothes jewelry cars and I was like, oh boy, you're like dude wrong. Yeah Muscular black guys. I mean that's about it. Okay. Yeah, you don't have a you don't have a thing muscular black athletes Yes, but you don't have like a thing. I don't have a thing Like like I picked up like my TRX has been in the shop. I told you I'd get the wide body carbon fiber flares on it. It looks so out of control. It's so insane looking. It gets more attention than any Ferrari. It's so I pulled into the garage and my girl was just like, you just got problems, man. Yeah. She goes, you just can't have a like a TRX is already an insane truck. And I go, damn, that's cool,

but I bet I can make it even crazier. Then we get a fish tank, my son gets a fish tank, and he goes, those fish are cool, but I know cooler fish. And then I have to make everything big. So I think maybe the reason I'm not into anything like that maybe is because the way I grew up. So when I grew up I had to leave wherever I was You can be attached and you can't be attached to anything So even a dog right so anything like that

so so I had to say bye to even my pets and and definitely anything that I Like a house or a car if your if your parents just steered you a little this way, serial killer. Yeah. You have all the makings for a serial killer. That's right. Yeah. My friend, you know, my friend said to me, he goes, if you weren't a good guy,

you know, I'm a good person. Like, I care about people. You know how I am. I give money to people. Yeah. And he said, he said, you'd be a great criminal. Oh, see, criminal, I don't know. I would say serial killer.

I think you'd be very good. I just cause you're charming. You're very Ted Bundy, but you had good parents. That's what he said. That's what he said. But I would never hurt. I don't, I wouldn't want to hurt anybody. I want to kill bad guys. If you went down that, that's what I'm saying. One bad left turn. And you're full blown wearing people's masks. If you told me, if you said, if you said dry and you have a superpower and you can, I can tell you where all the serious killers

and all the child molesters are or whatever, I would definitely kill those people. That's different though. And sleep well. But then you're a superhero, that's different. But that's what I want to be. Yeah, I'd be down for that. Yeah, I wouldn't kill.

I'm just saying if your dad was like a little meaner, maybe slapped around a little bit, serial killer. Maybe. But instead, good parents, good guy. I know, but you know, here's the other thing that bothers me I so what I'm into is nerdy shit. Like for example, I'm into if I hear somebody articulate an idea and They say something like they go the difference between Marcus Aurelius the great stoic and Jesus Christ is X

I go I'm listening because I want to hear the ideas that moved us forward or held us back. Here's the difference. So let's say that was my thing. Yeah. But it can be a good or bad thing. You gotta be careful what direction you point me, because I go deep.

So let's say it was Marcus Aurelius, right? And I got onto him. I won't sleep. I will stay up all night learning about him, and that will go on for months, sometimes years. Yeah, you had that weird addiction, that addictive- We'll have to know everything.

And there's nothing wrong with that. No, I love it. But you gotta be careful, because you point me in that, or I'll go down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Well, you're the kind of person that really- Chicks with dicks, I go down there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the kind of person that really does need to be walled in. It's like, you ever hear the expression, so in the Vedanta, the Himalayas, and the Hindu sages say that your mind is like a river. Your mind is just all over the place. It's always flowing, right? It's going to flow. And the intellect is there to be the dam, the walls of that river. And the intellect, which is self-restriction, right? So don't eat too much, the walls of that river.

And the intellect, which is self-restriction, right? So don't eat too much, don't drink too much. That self-control is there to keep the mind's flow in a specific direction. Because if you don't, yes, and then you'll go, but what'll happen probably with you is your mind will take over and it'll go into an addictive pathway. So your mind will go, I'm going to do all this.

Yeah, but it's not unhealthy. So it's like, I mean, it could be, no, it's part of your success when you, because you're really intense about these things. So it's what made you an athlete. It's what made you really good at jujitsu, shit like that. Everything's intense. Yeah, you did. I remember I was with you when you used to train.

Nobody trained the way you did. I never saw you got tired when you fought. I mean even I don't think you have the greatest coaching MMA wise necessarily But you had been doing it for 24 months again. The point I'm making is that but you get so good It's with anything but like even even stand-up thing about when I first when they're like kicking two sets here It went from doing one set. I was allowed to to doing you're obsessed 18 cents. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's so it's just like so it's like you're like oh this is weird so I picked my my truck up right and it has the fenders on it this might be nerdy talk with some people dig this maybe all eight of you are gearheads so the bumper doesn't work anymore because it's a custom widebody fender, so the standard bolt-on bumper doesn't work.

When I say it drives me crazy, I won't drive it until I get it fixed. When I say it keeps me off, it's off. And so I have an eye, you know, you always say I have. It's like having dishes in the sink that stink. And I have an eye for things and it will be all I see. So now, Friday, I have to take it two hours north and this kid beast, he does the custom bumpers.

And then when you do the bumpers, because the rear bumper is higher now, you can't have your traditional dual exhaust because it's going to hang too low. So you have to reroute the exhaust through the side of the fenders now, which is insane. It's so dope. This is symmetry. All I think of it. Yeah, but see, no, here's my question. So you have an eye for symmetry.

You have an eye, like if something's off, it's gonna fuck with you. And there are a lot of people that are visually acute like that that do that, right? I remember, not to drop a name, but I knew Bradley Cooper was gonna be a good director because I bought a fucking flat screen TV at the time. This is 2000 and fucking, I don't know, two,

I don't know when it was, or 2005 or something. And the TV had a sticker on it that was the same color as the border. But I didn't notice it. And he goes, dude, just take that sticker off. And I go, what sticker? He goes, that right there. And I go, what? And I go, and I didn't even it. And he goes, dude, just take that sticker off. And I go, what sticker? He goes, that right there.

And I go, what? And I go, and I didn't even know it was a sticker, I didn't notice it. And I pull it off, it's a tiny little thing. And he goes, yeah, now, there it is. There's the, and I was like, dude. So you either have that eye or you don't, I don't. That's why you're into fashion,

that's why you notice shit like that, color schemes. But even, so the thing about the car, it's like the whole shit like that color schemes, but even even so the so you know the thing about the car It's like the all the whole front end is carbon fiber So don't train I it looks all black in the front the back is all black then the middle is blue But before I did this there's a black strip at the bottom which drove me nuts it didn't flow with the truck So I had it covered in the same blue so we get there and everyone's like oh, this is great This is great, and it's I, oh, this is great. This is great. And it's, I'm like, oh man, it doesn't flow.

It's almost like I have fricking, I'm on the spectrum. I'm like, it doesn't flow. And like, what are you talking about? I go, watch this. And I grab where it's masked off the blue and I pull it off. So now that black strip is there. Cause now in my, in my head, it's like black, black version of black, black strip. And it's my head it's like black version of black black strip and it's a it's the connector and when I pulled off it was like holy shit

that's night and day and like that's what I'm talking about damn now we can go is that here's my other question is that a form of procrastination let's take a little break dude cuz I'm here to talk about your wiener yeah well you know your wiener sometimes needs a pre-workout you got to get going you got to get blood flowing. We need all the help we can get. We talked about this. Dude, we talked about this in this episode. We're, we're, we, we, we put it down in the bedroom.

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I'm dying. Yes, your brain. My brain is shrinking. It is dude, but we can ramp that up. We can basically put a turbo charger on that old brain. No, no, we don't mess that stuff anymore. What do I do? You know, I struggle with that.

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Like where there's a, that's a mania. Is that a mania or is that what you're into? Is it a form of mania? Like is it a form of like obsession and you don't even know why you're obsessing over it? That's a question. I think if I wasn't, cause I've been in a car since I was a kid.

Yeah, you have, yeah. Since you've known me, I've been in the car since I was a kid. Yeah, you have yeah since you've known me I've been in cars cars and then you've also liked really nice shit Yeah, you just have like so I think a lot of it's just and then once the doorway opens where I start meeting people In the space. I'm like wait, you can do that. Wait, you can do that and they start putting the pieces together then it's on Then it's on. Yeah, I love it Yeah, then my boys are into like Tiger I mean that's part of it by the way you can never spend enough time with your boys when they're young you know you can never spend enough time and and

like the whole racing thing is my son loves it he loves it baseball all that yeah so and they're in the cars like they love it like Tiger he has a an Apple watch he text me which I don't think he's allowed to have at school We text me dad. Did you pick up the lightning? Is it loud question mark? It's so funny. He can't wait to see you know. Oh, he's like can he pick me up from school? Like yeah, you got it, dude And then even with his friends like look can I bore like sauce man to VA? I got a question Can I get a ride in it?

No, man. What? You know the rules. Oh, come on. You don't think it'll start? You know the rules. Look at all my neck is all lollygaggy. Yeah, I wish you had a thing besides black dick. I know. I just don't.

I don't. I mean, I'm. Your age is just not going to. No. By the way, even training jujitsu, like I just do it just so that in case I get in a situation, I know what to do. So you're not obsessed with it. No, I was never obsessed with, you know, I guess stand up.

It's tough, especially when it's a job, you know, like when just use your job, when you got to train twice a day. Oh my God. You know, I love it though. I love, I absolutely love it. It's because it's infinite. It's so creative. Yeah, it's infinite. It's so creative. Yeah, it's dope.

That's the answer. Do you miss it? I still do some of it. So like I can get my rocks off, but. When do you do it? It just depends. Like the, there's a group that get together in the Valley. Good guys?

Yeah, really good. Yeah, there's some, yeah, really good. Like high level. But my thing like, and that's why I had to pull off from the road is like the time commitment, I gotta be careful on time commitment. You can't look at your son's and be like,

I'll be with you in two hours, I have to go roll. Yeah. It's not happening. Well, they're like, hey, how come you're gonna come out Saturday at 8 a.m.? I'm like, are you talking about when my kids aren't in school? Like it's not happening.

My school cat class I go to is twice a week. It's literally three minutes from my. Like it's not happening. The school cat class I go to is twice a week. It's literally, it's literally three minutes from my house and it's one hour. Yeah. I'm going to do that. Yeah. And it's not crazy. It's like rolling.

But even like I'm up at four every morning. I'm at the gym by five. I'm back by six 15. The kids get up at six 30. They don't even know I worked out before they get up. They have no clue. Get them ready, drop them out of school, I go to work, and then I can figure out the car stuff

between work and while they're at school. They have no clue. Then I pick them up from school, I'm home, they have no clue. Then we're at baseball. And you're home and you're there. Cause I don't know about you, my two and a half year old, I ain't getting nothing done. It's play time until he goes to bed, sir.

Party time. It's party time until he goes to bed. Party time. All they do is play. And I don't mind it at all. No, that's great. Yeah. And I'm the one who, who, who's there when he, when I, every, every morning,

no matter what, mommy, never daddy, mommy, over and over, I open up and she goes, daddy, don't hear me. And then I have to like, kind of like work my way in and then, then it's playtime. But yeah, Basti's, uh, at four, like Jan's been at the house a lot dealing with the I like work with my way in and then then it's playtime but yeah boss these Out for like Jan's been at the house a lot dealing with the car stuff and Jen's like do you realize how smart Boston I'm like, I don't think so kids smart And Jan had this guy breaking into his house and he was telling us the story about it Which I was like this a little much for a four and eight year old way we're gonna scare the shit up and Boston goes Oh, man, was it a hacker?

And I went, what'd you say? He goes, was it a hacker? I'm like, what do you know about hackers? He's like, was he on like a computer, like hacking into your stuff? Like what movies are you watching? A hacker at four, is it a hacker? So cute.

What? So cute. Isn't it wild? Was it a hacker? Yeah. Kids are wild, dude. They're wild, buddy. And there you have it. And there you have it. And there you have it.

Yeah. I wanted to bring this up. I was watching things. It was on Twitter, but Michael Chandler, you know, he adopted two black boys, right? Are they American boys or they African? Do we know? But either way, they were in... He adopted them, two blacks. He's getting backlash. This is Sean Ryan. Yeah, this was a recent interview, I guess, on YouTube. A lot of backlash, but this is why I want to talk to you. So Chandler appeared recently on the YouTube podcast addressing Contra stating, I'm not

raising black children, I'm raising children. He added, whether you're black or white, no matter what race you are, there are certain things about being a man and being a good man when it comes to character and integrity and safeguard and the helpless and sticking up for those who need it. You'd be real lucky to get adopted by Michael Chandler, no matter who you are. He's a fucking- Andrew Tate tweeted, adoption is for everybody,

but kids out there need parents, nothing but respect for Chandler, no idea how anyone can clown around for being heroic. So, more like black Twitter is like, hold up. They're saying, so I'm not raising black children, I'm raising children. So people got upset because they're saying, it's different when you raise black children. So people got upset because they're saying it's different when you raise black children

So this person put why do white people adopt black children? There are white children with no white parents and they always pick black kids I don't think that's true. I think they believe they get some love or pass But this is in a nutshell This guy put I think his heart's in the right place, but I hope he doesn't have to learn the hard way Raising children of color is different. Yes, you should raise them to be honest, upstanding men and women, but all it takes is one incident

with some people who are not such. All that stuff goes out the window because it boils down the color of their skin. A lot of white people are oblivious to this. Educate yourself if you need to talk to black fathers. Here's the thing. Noise. You would just, the internet being upset at anything,

you know, but it's, with Michael Chandler, it's like we need more Michael Chandlers in this world. Correct. Like a really good guy. We need more Michael Chandlers. Good person. Correct. First of all, stud athlete, right?

And stud person. Disciplined, discipline is shit, like just an overall good human being. Correct. And I think people that They would be upset no matter what so would you prefer if Michael Chandler went yeah adopted two black children I'm raising them as black men. He'd like what the fuck are you talking about? You have no perspective You can't win you know he's damned if he does damned if he doesn't right so I think

Take out skin color, right? Because how much further would people go in life, take out skin color, if you didn't put any of those limitations on them. And Michael Chandler just raised them as good human beings. That's right. That's what I would do. Yes. So those are people putting their own projections on Michael Chandler. People that just have nothing else to do other than just try to be heard behind their doors. Oh, and for those people that are like, oh, you tell me you can't adopt white children? Hold on.

That's more racist than anything. So you're saying that Chandler should only adopt white children? So would you prefer instead of being adopted by a legit, nice, successful white guy, that those black children stay in a foster home? Is that a better alternative, you fucking moron? I have a feeling that we are living in a world where professional agitators are just out there to just stir the pot. Oh, I think you're giving too much credit.

I don't think so. I think these are people that live on people. With this, I think these are people that live with this I think these are people that because social media gives everybody a voice. Yeah, these people are gonna voice their opinion Yeah, I don't think they're professionals. I think it gives them something to do for that day and they moved on Yeah, this is already old news. This happened yesterday. Yeah, they moved on now. There's a problem insert. Whatever you want Yeah in Trump provides so much content for him. So insert, insert whatever you want. And Trump provides so much content for him. So insert Trump, insert whoever you want. So I don't think they're professionals.

I think this is society. They're upset that day and the next day they move on. And Chandler just keeps living his life with his beautiful family. That's how it goes. Doesn't put any weight into it. Just keep winning, keep being that guy. Fuck all the-

He's already winning. Fuck all the noise. White noise, no pun intended. Yeah, I thought the point was just to like, be a good person and you adopt some kids. Yeah, but you're making sense now. You're making sense and sounding like a traditionalist. Well, you know, I actually saw a clip on TikTok

the other day, it was this white guy and he was talking and he was like, so I have two parents, my dad is black and my mom is white. My mom left when I was one. So I was raised by an African American man. And he was like, I could identify as an African American in this situation. And his argument was like, why do you have so much right

to tell me what color I am or what? And I'm like, yeah, why are we even talking about this? Yeah. Like you were raised by someone, it doesn't matter. I think I know that guy. I think I know that guy. I think I know that guy. The thing about the limitations I put on my kids, I was like, listen, you guys are half white, so you're entitled already.

And that's not the way the world works. And the system is racist towards other people. So you got, think about they'd be like, they'd be so fucked up in the head. Or what if I want the other direction? I'm like, listen, half of you is Mexican and I don't like it. So don't go to college. Just start working the fields because that's as

good as you're going to do. Imagine if you had a dad like that. What you'll do is you'll go, now listen, both of you guys- You're either going to box or do soccer. Both of you guys are giants and you're very strong, just like daddy. So that means you're going to make a lot of money

if we play our cards right with your body. Correct. We're going to get ourselves into sports that pay and have a union. Dude, that athleticism mixed with Mexican work ethic. Baseball and football. Baseball, football.

Agents knocking down the door. And you want, we'd rather go baseball than football. Yeah. Depending. No, I don't care. All right. All right.

We, we, I just got hit up by a coach, literally yesterday came up to me, your son's tiger, right? Yep. Saw him in the flag football league. We'd love for him to join our team. It's tackle football. There you go. There you go.

Because he has tied, tied in written all over him. Yes. He's basically Samoan. Okay. You always say Samoans and Samoans are very thick, dude. Very thick. Like, you know, very thick, dude. Very thick.

Like, you know. Very thick. Thick. You're thick too. You're saying different things. They put on weight easily. But they have big calves, right? Cankels.

My kids are not. They're tall. My kids are lean and tall. Yeah. Are your Samoans though, and Tongans and Maori actually can have those giant calves and be relatively fast in the flats. Yes or no? For sure.

Yeah. I played with a guy named Jordan Dazon and it was so fast. And how much did he weigh? 100 and maybe 90 pounds. Okay. So he's smaller, smaller Samoan. Thinner Samoan. Hawaiian.

I don't know if he's Samoan or Hawaiian. There's a difference. So we had some white mixed in there? It was so funny though. So he came, he was like the number one runner back in Hawaii. And we had a coach named Brian Cabral, probably my favorite coach I've ever had. He was the defense coordinator for the CU Buffs. Had a Hawaiian connection.

So he would get all the Hawaiians to come to Boulder and they were ballers. So he recruited this kid named Jordan Dizon. And he was, that's him. So he's got a lot of white. Hold on, let me finish it dude. So he was, he, he recruited this kid named Jordan Dizon and he was, that's him. So he's got, hold on, let me finish it dude. So he was a, no, he's pure Hawaiian. So he was a running back in Hawaii. He was like the best in the state, the man they bring to see you. They hand the ball, nothing. I mean, we're like, all right, this is the number one run back in Hawaii. What the we're doing? He's kind of having a not great and Brian Cabral goes, uh

We're gonna try out at linebacker. He was I've never played linebacker then we know and just something he saw he was gonna Try it linebacker Dude as a freshman He was the best linebacker I've ever seen on day one never played it The place he was making people like what in the fuck it was and he started as a freshman from that day on in training camp he was like probably six string running back jesus they moved him to linebacker that day shout out to that guy who saw that brian cabral yeah legend he never left the field he started every single game since a freshman and then was drafted

by the detroit lions as a linebacker oher and never played linebacker. And then probably gained weight as he, you know. Yeah. Got up to like 225, but he was always thin and so fast and so tough. Then you get guys like Troy Palamolo. See how much Troy Palamolo weighed? What? 90? I think he weighed probably more. He's Samoan. Maybe 200. Remember he's Samoan. So they can use a strong safety. He might be yeah, I might be dense yeah How do you suppose name Troy Paul, oh my true Palomalo and we'll work on that Troy give me TRO why Troy bro to Troy Paulo there is

Hall of Famer long hair don't care So wait. First of all, you're on a 40 and a 433 if I believe. Oh Lord. That's correct. 207. 207. And 510.

Go down, go down, Jen. So he's from California. Look, 40 yard dash, 433. What? And he was 510. What? Oh my God, that's fast. And I believe he's pure Samoan. I grew up in California, but yeah. Dude, Garden Grove, that's where I'm from. Dude, 4.3 is insane. I didn't know he was that fast.

That's insane. Oh, bro, you're talking about all decade NFL? Yeah. I mean. Yeah, unbelievable. There's freaks and there's Troy Palomar. Freaks. Oh, dude.

Oh, Bubba. I mean, fucking freak. 4-3-3. I mean, one of the best to ever do it. Monster, 207. Yeah, 510, 207. So he's not like huge, thick, but he was. Pretty dense.

But small for a Simone, I'll tell you that much. Didn't he have like a deal with Pantene? Yeah Crushing it is here commercial with Patrick my homes. Yeah, he's got his gray hair now. He's got gray. He's like 43 Wow Dude freak. Yeah That's it that's it you see the Eagles draft My white boy from Iowa. I was waiting for him to go. Who's your white boy from Iowa? He's the best corner in the draft.

Probably second best. A white cornerback? White corner from Iowa. I don't believe that. Dude, stud. Went to the Eagles. A white cornerback. Probably my third favorite game.

Is he the only white cornerback starting in the NFL? Well, we don't know if he's starting. He has to get through training camp, but he was a second round. Second or third pick. Who is it? Type in white corner. I were Hawkeyes guy corner. You saw a draft in Iowa. How are you so bad? I don't know dude. I don't know Football so white cornerback. You're not good

White come on, bro. No, you're good at everything cornerback job. It's just Riley Moss. Yeah, is it? No On that's American football correct for the Denver Broncos, dude, if you went to the Broncos, I'd buy his fucking jersey right now Yeah, Cooper Cooper Cooper this guy yeah Yeah, yeah, look at that hair. Looks looks like a white team has a quarterback. Whoa. Feed that bird, bro. Dude, freak. That looks like that literally looks like, um, like somebody was, they had a floor mat, they scuffed up with their feet for a long time. Too long.

That's what the kids, it's way too long. Tiger was his hair like that. Kids are doing this. Yeah, they don't put much product in it. And it's just like that perm type of shit. Get it all. Dude, go to his numbers. It's a rooster. Dude, freak. Corner. You know, hold up. Listen, there's racism. I'm sick of average white guys commenting on football. Y'all not even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an all black versus all white bowl so these cats can stop trying to teach me who's good at football. I'm better

than your goat. Yeah, we've been over that. Don't give me started on that. Don't give's good at football. I'm better than your goat. Yeah, we've been over that. Don't get me started on that. I will wreck that guy's life. Don't get me started on that. But that Cooper Dejane, dude, there's racism in pro sports. And as a white man, as a running back or cornerback or receiver, you're going to deal with a little bit of racism from the other end or just like pattern recognition, then they go, come on. Like I just did.

Like I'm like, what? You don't just Google his name and then go to stats, dude, freak. Cause before him, all we had was Jason Seahorn. Yeah. And then his legs went, his knees went bad. That's right. He was on the giants and it was a disaster. And then he got shut down. Remember Jason Seahorn, when he was great, got shut down by Terrell Ow And then he got shut down. Remember Jason Seahorn when he was great,

got shut down by Terrell Owens. Shut the fuck down. Well that's the wrong term, right? Because a receiver wouldn't shut down a corner. Right, but he was just catching. He was running regular patterns. You'd say he got smoked. Yes.

Not shut down. Just making like, I'm going to fake, make a cut here, catch the ball. Does this help at all? No, not really. Go to his combine number. 6-1. Career stats? No, not really go to his combine numbers Korea sets no just put combine stupid fast

Second round 40th pick so there's what is there 32 so eighth pick in the second round boy Ken Ball Give it a sec. Maurice Jones Drew welcoming native Alexander. Okay, not that impressive of a 40. 40? Well, not that impressive of a vert. Oh no, that's his arm. I was gonna say. Go back, Chin.

Go back? Yeah, go back. We'll get numbers from his pro day. Go back. Go to other You know pro day stats. See right there. Yeah. Yeah Uh, they still don't have his workout That's him right there that's a white that kid's white he's very white. Yeah. Oh, he couldn't get anyone Oh, he ran a four or five. Okay, thought he'd be faster, but he must have really good feet.

Look at him. Would you look at him? If I give you a thousand guesses, would you go, I bet he's a starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. You know what I'd say? I'd say he plays golf in college. He's a D2 golfer.

He looks like a frat guy. He's gonna get an allegation against him. He certainly does. He certainly does. He looks like he's gonna rush for a five five pay to data and fucking take too many pills and make some mistakes. Look at him. Amazing.

No, dude. He's like Vince Papali. You know who that is? Vince Papali? Yeah. Do you know who that is? I don't think it's Vince Papali. I don't think that's his last name.

Yeah. Papali. Papali. Yeah, Vince Papali. because he used to call our old Money manager. Oh the guy who couldn't count papali. Yeah No, look Vince papali a favorite move of all time B Oh horrible teeth. Yeah, you know how this is story

Yeah, so Mark Wallberg played him the Philadelphia Eagles had an open tryout for anybody to make the team. This fucking guy made the team. Ran a 4-4 in the 40. Fresh, dude, fresh out of work, in some work boots, ran a 4-4. And made the team. Yeah, how disgustingly lucky are the Eagles though? What do you mean?

Like, I mean, they're just lucky, you know? Like, they have these stories that happen to them all the time. Well, he wasn't exactly an all-star. Well, I mean they got a top corner at the 22 pick. Like Michael Parsons was even whining about it, like how are the Eagles just getting all these lucky hands to them?

Well, because the other teams, it's not luck. If you wouldn't say luck, you'd say stupidity over the other teams. It's good football, yeah So they got they got the best corner in the draft I forget what school he's from smaller school not like a big-time one and then they got the white boy to bro, go Eagles Go Eagles, dude. You draft a white corner that takes some balls in in Philly. They're gonna love them. Yeah

Oh, yeah in Philly. They are gonna love him. Yeah. Oh yeah. And Philly they are they're gonna love he just has to play it got like Italians he just has to play Irish a lot of Italians a lot of mixes a lot of white tough go though even it's a tough go they're a tough crowd but listen if you got a white guy they're like one of us so yeah you can get a little racist a little bit well just you know just rooting for the uh just just room for can get a little racist a little bit. Well, just you know, just rooting for the Just just room for my kind a little pro pro white is that racist room for the white guy made as a cornerback? And he looks like me dude. That's wild. Listen you you were that way It's not the guy from from the Rams there the court the receiver Cooper Cooper Cup. Yeah, that's my boy now I see him at everyone. That's my boy. Oh, you do see yeah here. Oh, yeah this one. Yeah, that's my boy now. I see him at Irwin. That's my boy. Oh, you do see him? Oh, yeah. Here? Oh, yeah. This one? Yeah, he's there all the time. Really? Yeah, he's the man.

I haven't seen him. What's his tall guy? What's he look like? No, small. Small. You would be like, man, I thought you'd be bigger or something. That's why whenever I see him, I don't point him out. Yeah, you should. You embarrass me. Point him out because I want to go up and go, now hold on. No, the Eagles drafting a white cornerback is no different than when they made Spider-Man black. Cause then kids go, oh my God, I can be a superhero. Now white kids can go, oh my God, I can be a white corner. Now the chances are not good. They're not good.

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No, you let me take you around. Because you're gonna be like, I'm gonna get sick. I don't know what to do. Hey Brandon, take it easy. I'm gonna slap your cheeks a lot. And I'm gonna say, keep your head, keep your eyes on the back of my head

because I'm gonna lead the way. Oh wow, see I see this going different. I think you're like, oh, we've only been out here eight hours, I'm so thirsty. Can I suck your big cock? I would, I don't know why I would do that. That's the way I see you're like, oh, we've only been out here eight hours. I'm so thirsty. Can I suck your big cock? I would I don't know why I would that's the way I see you going all you got to do don't come with us That's gonna get weird not Alaska's best lodge comm and use code tf a TK Off your first trip limit of six slots per person Alaska's best lodge comm. Yep. What else you got chin?

But if he makes a team, I'm buying that fucking jersey and we're framing it. Okay. I might two jerseys. I'm gonna frame it up there. Good. Hopefully has a long career. Maybe Jason Seahorn to spit some facts to him. Jason Seahorn would be good. He was a looker too man. SC. You guys remember I told you I saw Bunny Exo at Sick New World? Well she posted a little video of seeing her quote hall pass, which is this guy named Chris Motionless, he's from Motionless and White, and the internet is just ripping her apart right now. Because she picked that human lizard or?

No, no. I'm sorry, is he a vampire from Crew Blood? No, he's really talented. The band is awesome too, you should check it out. Does he bite? No. Her hall pass? Is that him? That's, well.

He looks cool there. No, that's a very old photo. Oh, he looks better there though. Show them, play the video. You can see the video on her TikTok and he looks great. Is she just joking though, like, is it my hall pass or did? No, I guess that's, she's like a, she likes them.

And Jelly came to her defense and was like,'all need to relax like my wife and I are Joking, is that it? No, it was this one But if you're jelly and that's your hall pass, it's so opposite of you weren't you kind of like, okay. Well Does your does your wife talk about a hall pass at all like No. Like her type? It's dangerous territory to be talking about that. Yeah, but you can, like, but if it's like, obviously you're not gonna do it, but if it's an open, that's not it either.

Well, just- Oh, that is, that's him. Wait till the end when she does something, that's what people- So is there- Watch. Is there some music there in time? Time?

No. He's a character too, this guy. It's so opposite of Jelly though. Oh, oh. What the? Oh, okay. I think that's the part people were like, oh. That was hot.

Come on. I mean. So you're in a- Don't threaten me with a good time. Your wife never talks about hall passes? Like would it be weird if your wife was like, yeah, my hall pass is like, have you ever seen the Greek Freak? You're like, the guy from Milwaukee, she's like, oh my God, it's just my type. wife was like, yeah, my hall pass is like, have you ever seen the Greek freak?

And like the guy from Milwaukee, she's like, oh my God, that's just my type. You know, yeah. Oh, well I'm a 57 year old, but small. That's what I would expect. Like I don't. So, so for me at my age, like if she found some young athlete attractive, you think I'm going to be like, how dare you? Like I fuck.

No, I guess, no, I guess I'm not saying right. Like if she was like, oh, my type has always been I'm not saying right like if she was like, oh my type has always been in like let's say If she was like, oh jelly rolls my type Yeah, the complete opposite of you now not take away fame and money and success just if she's like Oh if I could just find a jelly roll work at McDonald's She did date nothing but athletes before me. I played football. What? Okay. What? Uh, so, look, without adding to the ethnicity of things,

there were white and black and... She's an equal opportunity to flirt. But so I'm not going to... So, so, yeah, I, I, again, if secretly her type is somebody who's 6'4 with more melanin in their skin and more fast-witch muscle than I have, who also has a fucking The Batman suit for a body. I'm not gonna be like

What I guess the thing would bother me if she was like that's my type yeah, and then you look at yourself She's my opposite she loves me. We got she though. Yeah, that's where I'm going with this. Well. We have a good Intimate no, I know I know I'm just saying like if she is like let's where I'm going with this. Well, we have a good intimate. No, I know. I know. I'm just saying like, if she, if like, let's say she was like, my type's really fat, older white guys, you're like, okay, well. Well I, for me, I, I not to be a Dick, but I, I'm going to put it down. I'm going to do my job. No, I know. That's your ego talking.

I'm saying I'm going to do my, I'm, I'm, I'm going to, I'm, I've never been in a relationship where a girl I haven't been like I think that I'm I'm gonna I'll keep it laughing and and I'm gonna do my job Yeah, so yes, there are better people I've never taken myself that seriously as a lover or as a partner in terms of are there people that might be more your type No, it's in general. It's like fighting. You're in keeper busy. A keeper busy. Now, sure.

Right? Now, if you don't think... Look, anybody who thinks there aren't guys out there that can out-fuck you. Oh yeah, that's... You understand? You've never watched enough porn. Yeah, I mean, there are dudes out there. Don't get into that.

I love when guys go, nobody fucks the way I do. Really? You think so, bro? Well, that's like watching the NBA go, nobody fucks with the way I do. Really? You think so, bro? Well that's like watching the NBA going, dude, I play basketball. I bet I could do that. Right. Don't get into that. There's no difference. And when you see the pros. And it doesn't matter. You're as big as you are strong. There's always a level. Nothing to do with it. There's talent here.

Yes. Yes. My talent isn't in the fuck game. Just, you know, you do all right in the fuck game. We're varsity. I mean, yeah. You know. I mean, blue belts. Yeah, all right, I'll take it. We're blue belts.

I'll take it. We're peeking at purple. It's not, I've never had a woman break into song when I'm having sex. No, like you said, I'll keep you busy. You're busy. You're not gonna be blown away. But we're working with a piece, at least.

You got a dick on you. I got a dick on me. Mine's cool. Again, are they bigger out there? Sure. Sure. If that's your thing. Sure.

But I'll get you laughing. You know? Could my cars have more horsepower? Sure. But then, they're a liability. Again. It's no different than Dana Gath big dick liability. As long as we know that.

It's a liability Look you put all that horsepower to that engine then you never know dude the cam that you can't They're gonna pisses are gonna blow hundred percent. And by the way, yeah wolves wolves Are fascinating you want it as a pet or do you want a dog? You want a dog that you can rely on. I don't like that, I don't like that. You're like a lab, you're a lab. I mean, I'm not that though. I'm not that though. I'm not, I'm not.

A dog makes a better father than a wolf. A wolf's out there fucking hunting. It's true. It's tough, but I'll raise your kids. I'm not leaving. You ever seen those domesticated wolves where you see them like, Jesus Christ, that's not a regular dog.

Correct. That's me. That's me. God, that guy looks like a wolf, but he's really friendly. Yeah, I can pet him. Can I roam with the wolf? Sure I can. I don't like to though, but I don't have to. But if we have to?

You got to. You'll dig deep. You're built to bear down. You can bear down. But now if a big black buff wants to bear down, can I, can I bear down better than him with his big old black tail? No. And that's fine, dude.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And, uh, yeah, it's fine. I also can't 360 dunk like LeBron. No. And if you're expecting that, go somewhere else. My friend was, had

a beautiful girlfriend. I remember my dear friend, Jimmy, beautiful girlfriend, like, like you don't get she was dying piece. Sydney's swimming. But also so sexy. Also professional dancer. Also cool as shit. What color she get? What color color skin? Like a caramel? She was a true blonde, but like built like J.Lo. You know? What? With bigger tits. Yeah. Built like J.Lo with natural D.

You said Balo. J.Lo. I like that. Balo. She was so- She had an ass on her? Beyond. Oh, keep going.

What was she into? I remember she was talking to an athlete. He was a quarterback. Of course. A large D1 quarterback who was handsome as shit. White guy? Yep. Yep. And she was looking up at him and it was so obvious that she, by her body language, that she was simply taken by his-

Tits were perking, I bet. He was, she was taken by his- Drinking a bit. By his, and he was mongoosing. He was just kind of like a cobra, just looking down at her with his thick neck. And just, it was like a mongoose looking at, like I don't know, a mouse.

Like a rabbit. Yes, like a rabbit. A white rabbit. A little curvy rabbit. A little curvy rabbit. A rabbit with tits. Correct. Keep going.

And my buddy, and my buddy was just sitting there, and my buddy, God bless him, goes, he goes, there she is, lover, she loves me. But right now she's attracted to his height, his scent, and his dominance. And there's nothing I can do. And he goes, there's a pecking order, Bubba, and sometimes we ain't at the top of it.

And it was right there. And he just said, let her do it. That guy might be stupid as rocks. Yep. And good chance he is. Yep. They don't care. Right now they don't care.

Cause she was a little buzzed. And the other thing about women is, and I've seen this firsthand many times. Is you get a, you get a Spartan in there. You get a Spartan could play pro football, could be a pro fighter, could be a Navy SEAL or something. He's a Spartan. He's one of those guys. They give off a Spartan. He's one of those guys. They give off a different set.

You're one of those guys, different guy. I don't wanna say it, but I'm... You're one of those guys, you are. I've been in rooms with them. I've been with you. Yeah. I've been with you. And they are, they're into thinking men.

They're into thinking men. They're not into that physicality. They're into a guy who can hold a conversation and all that. And then... Then you meet one who can do bowl. And then they get a couple drinks in them. Wait, what? Then they get in a couple drinks.

Oh, and that all goes out the window. And it's very interesting to watch. You're talking about Aristotle, and I'm over there, full throttle. They start, Wait, what? All right, well that would be the idea. I like that rhyme.

Did you like that? I like the way you buttoned that. Thanks, man. Because what happens is they start, I'm telling you, they start petting, they start rubbing up like a kitten. There's a whole thing that goes on where you go, oh, and I've spoken to them, and you know,

and they go, it's a weird thing. But when they get drunk. It's in their DNA. Their DNA comes out. The caveman and the cavewoman, it starts to take over. What's weird? Sanaz, speak on this. Listen, I get where we're going here.

And I was just in Vegas, and you know, yeah, I liked dudes that can talk, carry so much weight to them. But I won't lie, I definitely see this switch in women where they've had like two shots of Yeager and all of a sudden like, he's just so cute, comes out, you know? Yes. I got a... Yes.

Strong jaw, strong shoulders. But it's not the long-term goal. No, no, no, no, no. Does that bring you any comfort? Doesn't... I'm not... I'm very happy. But you're the long game. I've not had a problem with getting girls in my life. No, Brian's the long game. You're 18 holes. I'm the front nine.

Yeah, but daddy's... daddy did... daddy... but even when I was younger I never had a problem. I never had a problem in the front line. You were there. I'm putt putt. I'm a good time. Yeah, but it's gonna go fast. Yeah, they look at you differently but when I was younger I never had any issue with it was always something going on so I'm not I don't get insecure about that. I know because I've seen it and but it to be fair it even happens with guys like all have times where oh yeah I'm like hey man like with its older you know guys that didn't play sports or they're just not into that world even the car world it's like they're trying to relate like hey bro yeah nobody I'm not nobody nobody wants oh oh you get guys who get a little, well, they're coming on, but not sexually,

just like, infatuated, like, oh man, when you were fighting, like, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you fuck them. But here's the thing, when you get, I'm like, can you get me a supercharger, and then I fuck them. Put a wig on, put a wig on so I don't feel as gay, and then you take them.

Yep. Yeah, but it's an interesting thing because men also, human beings, there are people you jerk off to and there are people you settle down with. And usually they're very different. Sometimes you can find both. You can.

Yeah. But it's very similar in the car you pick. Like you can get a car that it's gonna knock your fucking socks off, but it's in the shot. It's not safe It's not it's not safe. It's a short-term thing You know it's gonna be in the shop or you can get that holes and dogs But or you can get that men and Volkswagen Jetta reliable car. No, it's gonna stop and turn Yeah, no one knows it's fun reliable. Yeah, and it's gonna go 200,000 miles. And it's a good car, man.

There's nothing wrong with that. I have a joke in my standup, which is so true. It's like, what is it about white girls who take miles of black cock in their 20s, and when it's finally time to settle down, it's like, wait, she married Trevor from high school? The fucking soccer player? That's what happens.

Tribalism trumps warning. Trevor who sells insurance, super safe, but he works for his dad Makes him feel safe. Well, also it's home. It's ultimately what I'll tell you. I'm gonna have kids I got to stick with my tribe. So people are tribal. It's a weird thing. It's a contradiction. I love it though. I Love it. That's a weird thing. Yeah. Yeah Man, I can't wait till they can clone hair when I I grow my hair out, dude, how hot am I gonna be? Well, they're cloning it now, dude. You just gotta go to Turkey.

They're not cloning it. But they can do it in Turkey. Look at Cowboys, he wears helmets and shit, stays intact. Yeah, I gotta, I'm gonna go get a consultation. But Sinaz is talking. You're not gonna do shit. You don't need it. Thank you, Sinaz. This is ridiculous. This is part of the problem.

I'm not, but. We're all lying. I'm listening to the girl. He doesn't need it. I love Sanaz. This is ridiculous. This is part of the problem. I'm not. We're all lying. I'm listening to the girl. He doesn't need it. I love Sanaz. Sanaz is my favorite person in this room always. And I want to say that. I've known you a long time, I've known you guys a long time. Sanaz, I like more than both you fuckers.

I keep it real. You're here, I've been with you, I don't know, 13 years. You're here is not getting better. I told you my friend Kieran goes, just dead serious. He goes, he was talking about something, and he goes, I mean, you're not a good looking guy. So he was just, he was able to hit a sense.

He goes, I mean, you're not a good looking guy. So, but with guys that are, and he was trying to, I was like, I didn't say anything, I just let it go. I was like, huh, I've gotten to that point. Then I looked in my rear view mirror, and I went, he has a point. Yeah, no, you're a good looking guy for your age.

Yeah, well. You know, I have a friend who was talking to this girl and he was like, dude, this girl's just so hot. I don't know why she's talking to me, whatever, whatever. The guy's not ugly either. And then he's showing me these texts and she texts him, yeah, you're so funny, looks aren't that important to me. Oh!

And I'm like, Heartbreak, Hota. What a B! She, she's being honest. She probably didn't know either. What do you mean? Wait, but does he have a weight problem? No, he's tall, skinny, ex MLB player, not ugly at all.

But he doesn't look like Jason Momoa, baby. No. For her to say that, he probably, does he have a nose on him or something? No. But he's an ex MLB player, so he's an athlete. Yeah. Nice body.

And guess what? He's bald. Good body? There you go, that's why. Great body., so he's an athlete. Nice body. And guess what? He's bald. Good body? Great body. How old is he? 41. Oh, he's good, he's a catch. And he's completely bald?

Yeah. That's why she said it. But he's a catch. Yeah, great figure, great everything. But I'm saying sometimes people just say things like that and you're like. But if you're an ex-pro athlete, women, they think about that too.

They go, long legs, my kid's gonna be strong. That's a big thing. Fuck hair. Thank you. If the kid is like a, if the kid's gonna be a stud athlete. Pure bald? I mean, it's like attractive to me. Yeah, you don't give a fuck.

No, that's her, she does give a fuck. That's her style. No, I'm not saying it's my style, but I'm saying I think they're hot too. Yeah, who wants fucking thick, disgusting hair like that? It's like, full of fucking oil. Yeah, dude, it's so annoying. What are you gonna do? Let it sit in your face or run your fingers through it? I hate it myself. Let me see it. Let me see it. Dude I'm so sick of it. Dude I have to go to the barber and have them thin it out and every time I do I go

God I wish Brian had this problem. You got good fucking genetics. Yeah it's not even receding a little bit. No No, he's gonna have a shock of white hair Well, like a white like a white streak you think like storm your hair will turn white but it'll look good. Oh, that'd be cool What else you got chin chin doesn't have any ways either and he's not young Well, thanks, bro That's a good thing is I started going gray at at about 57 years ago. No, I'm going great. I have like plenty of gray. I didn't, I didn't have any gray until I was 50.

I think 50. I only really get grayed to my mustache. My mother, I remember said your hair, your beard is so gray cause she just, it happened. It looks cool though. When it's all white, I think it was awesome. Yeah, I do. I think it looks awesome. Wait, so since we have a here, doesn't you, your facial doesn't turn gray? No, it does. There's, there's, there's like, especially on my chin. I've never seen you with a, uh, cause I shaved now. I don't, I used to like grow it out a little bit. Oh, disgusting. Yeah. Right. But when it's thin, you're probably, you're getting great.

Like are you the lead senior system of your, your legit getting grace, like in your mustache, my, my mustache, I'll use just for men and your hair to my hair on the side here Yeah, well you're you have that genetic predisposition. You're gonna be gray. Yeah, my dad's all silver like Jay Leno looks cool Yeah, it depends. It's fine. No, I'll start wearing wig now when you have you let it go gray You won't look bad just for men sends me shit for free Yeah, but you'll just be a big and dude when you first do it I look like Lionel Richie bring up older good-looking gray men Just who's a Dempsey

Yes, how does he stop? He's a great hair and he's younger than Brian Yeah Hey, God, dude There you fucking go. I mean that guy looks cool looking George Clooney, and he's gray as I can't grow a thick beard like that My beard no my beard looks like the ink cartridge ran out of ink George Clooney's getting older strong George looks terrible there That guy dyed his hair guys a stud No, that's I'm gonna look like I look like Richard Gere already. Go ahead and click on that. That's what I look like older. Me and him look identical.

He was such a stud when he was younger. Richard Gere was such a stud. Wait, wait. See that guy right there? See the guy with the crazy hair? You see the guy with the glasses? That's what I'm going to look like. That's me. Bring up that other guy the profile guy right there which one he died is here though you have the remember you have the

there's Patrick Dempsey right you got the pointer you got the laser pointer oh fuck sorry yeah just show me oh this is great I forgot about my laser pointer I love this yeah me and Richard Gere look identical sick of it dude this guy that guy died his there I don't like that. This here's died on top. Is it? Yep. That's a die job That guy who's so and that guy's collar is way too high. Oh That guy looks like Osama bin Laden on TRT It's just a lot of hair that he's that's a lot of hair. You like this guy get that guy get that guy out of

All that you tell average Joe get him get the real estate agent out of hair. You like this guy? Get that guy. Get that guy out of here. You talking about average Joe? Yeah, get him out of here. Get the real estate agent out of here. Yeah. I want to look at that. Oh, that, no, Brian, go to one over. Hold on, Brian wants this one. Is that Paul?

Hold on, that might be Paul. Paul? Yeah, he's a comic. I don't know. Is that Paul Hughes? Go to the one right next to that, B. The colored one, right next to Paul. Colored one? Up, up, up.

Yeah, that one. Show me the point. Yeah, okay, there you go. I don't know that Paul Hughes would go to go to the one right next to that be the colored one right next to Paul I learned one up up the yeah, that was the point. Yeah. Okay. There you go. That guy's a dime like that's gonna be me That's also like that's gonna be me. Yeah, that's AI, but that's also gonna be me but with brown eyes. Yeah His haircuts lit this kid's a stud that kid you ever seen with a turn off McDermott. Oh, yeah That guy's a fucking steamy Eric This kid's a stud. That kid, you ever seen him with his shirt off? McDermott or something? Oh yeah. That guy's a fucking stud.

Eric Dane or whatever. He's a stud. That one's McSteamy. Yeah, he's a big, strong looking kid, man. Take a look at that kid. Look at him with his shirt off. He's fucking built like a brick shithouse. All right, man.

He had testicular cancer, though. It's not good. Yeah, shirtless, shirtless. He's wild. Oh, he's the dad in Euphoria who looks up with the trans girl. That's right. It's taking a while. He's getting slower now. That's right.

He's in Euphoria. He's really hard on the son who's a football player. That's right. Who's also hooking up Mm-hmm. That's right. There he is. Who's also hooking up with. The girl, yeah. There he is. Naturally shredded. All right, what else you got, Chin?

Get me out of this gay conversation. Wait a minute, who's that? Who the fuck is that? Same guy, dude. I'm kidding with you. Oh. Yeah, we got another face eater guys. So Nevada murder suspect accused of eating a victim's face.

That's a problem. They found this guy chomping on an eyeball. And the air of another man? So did he kill him and then eat him or he was eating him alive? Apparently they got into a physical altercation. He fell and the guy whose last name is like check or something it says he's been like controlled for days hasn't been sleeping he's been possessed and that's why he was eating an eyeball. Yeah it's called paranoid schizophrenic. Keep going down.

Societors told had been found eating the man's eyeball and ear when the police arrived on scene. and found eating the man's eyeball and ear when the police arrived on scene. Biological matter in his hair, mouth, and on his clothing. That's pretty rock bottom there, guys. That's not good. I mean, we had a leg eater recently, too. So he said he received another call nearly an hour later saying that a man had been eating another man's face

at a bus stop. Yeah, that is very strange. Yeah, you gotta put that guy away. Huh? You gotta put that guy away. You know eyeball? Put him down like a sick dog. Yeah not much we can do for you. You can be a zombie dude. Hey let's take a little break B because I'll tell you what the the world's crazy right now there's a lot of situations y'all ain't ready for. I'm not ready for. You don't have any trauma training. You don't have any medical training. Worst case scenario, you gotta have training. Disaster prep. Dude, thank God for FieldcraftSurvival.com. When you use code FIDER20, you get 20% off training and product at FieldcraftSurvival.com. It's a crazy world out there. Be prepared for your family. Let FieldcraftSurvival, let the experts help you. That's FieldcraftSurvival.com. promo code FIDER20. Educate yourself. Educate yourself. Save your life. Be your own first responder. Let the experts help you. That's fieldcraftsurvival.com promo code fighter 20. Educate yourself. Educate yourself. Educate yourself. Save your own life. Be your own first responder. Let's go.

Prepare. I'm going to use Brian as a human shield. Fieldcraft survival. Yeah, that's really awful. Yeah. I got one more for you guys. I want to hear your opinion on this. So Jeff Goldblum came out, you know, he's an older dude, younger kids and said he's actually not going to leave all of his money to his kids. He's a bit of an oddball too. he's an older dude, younger kids and said, he's actually not going to leave all of his money to his kids. He's a bit of an oddball too.

He's a strange dude. But the thought behind this is he's like, I want my kids to do their own thing. Like Mick Jagger, I think also said the same thing. I think you should leave them something, but not tell them. So when you pass away, so they're not banking on it. So set them up where financially, if, you know, if their careers don't work out that there's not going to be fucking starving on the street, don't tell them. You set it up and you don't tell them.

That's what I'm going to do. Well, what's your thought, Brian? It's like Jerry Seinfeld. You ever seen his kid goes, he has a crazy car collection, so they're taking these crazy cars. crazy car collection, so they're taking these crazy cars, and his kids don't like when Jerry drops his kids off at school, because his cars make a statement, he has the wildest, like, 918, 959 Porsches, they're like million dollar cars,

and the kid's like, Dad, can you just take a regular car? He's like, no, I'm going to the coffee shop from here, this is what I fucking drive. So the kid, they're driving to school, and the kid goes, Dad, are we rich? Jay Seinfeld turned around and goes, I am, you're not. He's like, you gotta make your own shit, man.

This is all mine. Like, you're just riding in it, Bubba. I think that there's a real handicap to wealth like that, to a kid. It's not good. I don't think it's good for you. No, it's not good. I think you can ruin your kids' lives, ironically,

by bringing them up in a world where they don't have to worry about anything. I think that's, I think a little bit of fear, but more importantly- It's also about the human experience. It's not. Like you gotta struggle and fail and go through life and not have a net.

Have you seen how the kids of a lot of billionaires are doing? Not so well. 400,000% more likely to commit suicide over regular kids. Think about that. Because they have no passion and no desire. There's no purpose, so they just off themselves. I mean, I don't think it's 400,000%.

400%? Yeah. But it's a lot. I think it's 400 trillion percent. What? Yeah, look it up. They all die, they all die. Every single one of them die.

But it is true that you, it's really hard to instill that hunger, that drive that you need. Part of it's done by, through example, if your father and your mother set a good example, that then becomes the standard, it's a standard. The other fucking thing about that- A lot of those rich parents and successful people though,

they're not home. I was about to say that's exactly- That's the difference. That might be the biggest issue. Because I know kids who have successful parents, but the dad is super beast and he's always homing. That's the example. Those kids, even though they're well off, are beasts and they're super disciplined. And then I know the dads who are working so much and they're not home and they're just like, I'm covering and paying the bills. Those are the worst kids. They have no purpose, no desire. They know the dads are just going to get them out of trouble. They call it affluenza because they're just like, I'm covering up paying the bills. Those are the worst kids. They have no purpose, no desire.

They know the dad's just gonna get them out of trouble. They call it affluenza, cause they're raised by nannies. And you can see they're gonna start like their future. They're gonna sell ecstasy at 16. Like that's their job. Well, that is such an important point because the parents that are there, that are in the house, that are with their kids,

if you make a lot of money, you set a standard in that house and you're a daily reminder that those kids can be amazing. You know, Brian Grazer, the producer, he's the most successful producer like in Hollywood ever. The gay guy? More money than, no. Brian Grazer is Ron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ron, yeah. He's an incredibly successful. He produced everything you can imagine.

What about him, bro? His son is crushing it. Now he grew up in Malibu with all the money you can imagine. His son is an athlete. His son is apparently going to Harvard. His son is just as driven as his father is because he fucking put that in his... It goes one of two ways. Because sometimes there's a kid, in which I hope my kids have,

is where they want to outdo their dad. Or they want to impress them their dad and like or they want to Impress them or make the parents proud so like look you might have been successful in this arena I'm gonna go over here and make it and they're like it's almost they have the this fuel of trying to outdo their parents And then that gets in places. Yeah, which is dope. Yeah It's all about being there the parents that aren't there those kids are screwed. I think that's pretty cool. I mean, I knew of a hockey player, Tameu Solani, like pretty well known hockey players.

Super Bees. Net worth like probably 40, 45 million. He has a restaurant in Laguna Beach called Solani's Steakhouse. His kids work there. So good. Serving tables, busing tables. That's what they should be doing, yeah.

So good. And everybody would always like tease them for it. tables. That's what they should be doing, yeah. And everybody would always like tease them for it. I'm like, what are you guys doing? Like, this is amazing. That's awesome. That's good parenting. Yeah. That's good parenting. Yeah. And I always asked him about it and he would tell me like, my kids have to work. I worked, they have to work. Yeah. And it's tough too, because like, especially if you have money, like giving your kids everything, you don't want them just, you know, think everything is just given to them. It's a tough balance, man. Sports can be a huge thing too. It's a lot on parents.

Sports like- Sports is the equalizer. It is, man. Sports, it doesn't matter how much money your mom, dad make, it's the equalizer. Yeah, my son's wrestling now. The only way to get good at it. Wrestling and doing jiu-jitsu, and it's a lot, days a week, but he that's his thing. He wants to do it It's been a game changer in his everything about him in his confidence and is the way he is

It's fucking amazing and he'll get out of that seat belt Bring him by Will bring him by you'd have to get through tiger first and then I'll deal with him. It's a lot It's a lot. So I have to do it a lot at seven or eight. It's a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot to do. It's a lot. At seven or eight. It's a lot. Yeah. I hurt his confidence. Yeah. And then, and then I'll say, watch what I'll do to your dad. Yeah. And then we'll take you out to lunch and talk about it. Yeah. But what, hold on. You'll watch what I do to your dad and then what? What? You saw before the show, right? I saw that we were joking around. So that's all we're rough. I was fucking rough. I mean, what else you got, Jen?

All right. So I'm going to bring this down a little bit, but we'll bring it up afterwards. Who died? You guys all know this. So Francis and gone makes me so sad. I almost started crying. I don't know why. Yeah, it's so sad. I have a child. I didn't know he had a kid. I'm a human. He has a whole family. Oh my god. This makes me so sad. Yeah. So his son, 15 month old son tragically passed away. There's no real details on it. I don't even understand how bad this is. I can't imagine. And people think 15 months old is like a baby. He goes, please help me if you have an idea, because I really don't know what to do and how to deal with this. I don't know who does. I don't know what you can do. I don't know.

Like, I didn't even experience anything. We know how this poor child is. No, we don't know details. And I didn't experience anything close to this. But when my baby was sick and it was emergency surgery and it's like up in the air, there is nothing worse for a human being. Nothing anybody can say. Nothing.

Cause you kind of panic, you know, the thing is when you're helpless, you, you go through panic, you panic. We're yeah. Worst few months of my life. Hands down. I can't. You were a different person during that time. 100%.

I wanted to die. Yes. Uh, I can't imagine what... And then when you get to know them, 15 months is a fully functioning thing. There's like videos of him carrying the kids, but I'm not going to show that. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. And we don't know what happened to him? We don't know as of right now. So prayers, thoughts, our prayers go out to him. I hope Mike Tyson reaches out to him because Mike went through this with his four-year-old daughter. You know? I'm pretty sure he, yeah. The only people that...

So many people reached out to Francis already. Or me. He did? Yeah, his child died. What? Yeah. His daughter, I think. She was like four or seven.

Something like a young daughter. When? His daughter passed away. Yeah, I mean way before you know, before he talked to him. Yeah. Horrible. It's beyond what you... Yeah, and Tyson's daughter passed away on a treadmill. The coldest night of her life. I mean way before you know, before I talked to him. Yeah. Horrible.

It's beyond what you- And Tyson's daughter passed away on a treadmill. The cord, you know, the emergency cord wrapped around her neck. Oh my God. Yeah, this is super sad. So let's not keep going through this. Died in a car accident.

Horrible. Well, here's a happy one. So Patty and Patty. Yeah, one of my favorites. Yeah. He had twins? Twin girls, yeah. Or two girls at the same time.

I don't know if they're actual identical. That makes them twins. Yeah, they're twins. He's such a character. But there's identical and there's fraternal. Fraternal. So they either look alike or they don't. Yeah.

And he's- But that's so cool. And he should get a, Harry Chess, he should get a fight on the UFC pay-per-view in England. His body changes, boy, that's so cool. And he should get a hairy chest. He should get a fight, uh, on the UFC pay-per-view in, uh, England, his body changes boy. He looks so different, dude. He he's big for that weight class too. Like he's just like, he's so big.

He does not look like the Patty pinblad. Cause he gets pretty shredded, dude. He's jacked. That's yeah. At 55, especially he's a big 55 or two but he'll get a fight on that I think it's fuck yeah when I interviewed him he's like 220 pounds he was so chubby and you were there no I saw I wasn't there you weren't there you know when we went down to Sandy okay I arranged it yeah

yeah went down to San Diego's I arranged it. Yeah. Yeah. Went down to San Diego's 220 pounds, eat three burgers. And he was like chubby. Yeah. He's so such a good person. He's the best. Um, yeah, he'll get a fight on that. Is it London or is it, is it London or Manchester? Manchester, Manchester, UFC, Manchester pay-per-view in June. What were, I don't know if it's June, but Tom Aspinall is going to fight, but there's no actual opponent for him. And they think Leon Edwards is gonna fight Balal. I'll say about this if you're Balal, right? He deserves to fight Balal. Well, we're hoping but if you're Balal July 27. At what point are you just so

offended from the UFC? Like you're clearly the guy who deserves it. They offered Leon Edwards three different fights on UFC 300. One of them was not Bilal. Imagine if you're Bilal, how you feel? Why do you think it's happening? Because it's not a draw. So because he doesn't, he's not big on Instagram. He doesn't have a podcast or maybe he does, but you know,

he's not big on Tik Tok. You don't get a title shot. Well, he's Palestinian. So I can guarantee the now the entire Arab world is going to watch that. No, no, no, no. You can't guarantee that stupid, right? So it's not stupid. It is though.

He's never been a draw. Listen to me right now. If Balal Muhammad fights, you need to know something. Brian, everybody in the Arab world is going to tune in. How many people are in the Arab world, Chin? Uh, how many? Billions. A a billion right? Yeah, so he's never Listen to me right now. Yeah, he's never been a draw Ever right?

That's why he's not getting the title shot And if you think because he's Palestinian that they're gonna tune the billion people are gonna tune in that's not real I will guarantee that that is going to be a huge theme. So let me you're off on this. So let me tell you this. Yeah. This is the only reason he's not getting the title shot because people aren't tuning in. I understand. It's about to change. So you think if they announce this and you think you know this and the UFC marketing team doesn't. Yes. What I'm saying is that that might be why he's getting the thing. No, he's not Brian. He's not getting the title shot. No, that's the problem. I'm saying is that that might be why he's getting the thing. No, he's not, Brian. He's not getting the title shot.

That's the problem. I'm going to tell you right now. Because the UFC marketing team knows his appeal and his draw. If he gets that title shot, I will guarantee that he's about to be like he's the most famous, right? The viewership will be huge. Just off that huge. In the air world.

Massive. Massive. Chin, do me a favor. Bring up Palestinian fighters in the UFC doesn't matter about what I'm talking about now It's very different. Okay, very different. Okay. It is. Okay, you don't think so you want to place a bet on that? Yeah, I would love to how much you want to bet on that you sure so you want to bet that he's so off those numbers He'll be the biggest draw on the UFC. I think he's gonna be a much bigger draw much bigger So so the clearly much bigger. Oh, well, the, the, I think the, so billion people, so let's say, I think the pay per few numbers, I think I believe that over a million easily, right?

Will be way big. Over a million, right? I don't know how, I don't know what the thing is, but let's bet he doesn't do a million. Well, let's bet $10,000. I'll bet that. I'll take that. I'll take that. By the way, you're going to fucking pay me.

I'm telling you, I'm stealing money from you right now. You're not. But Ryan, I am. You don't know what you're talking about. I know dude. How many Mexicans, how many Chinese are in the world? A lot. A ton right? Yeah. So many. More Chinese than Palestinians right? This is different. This is different? It is. Buddy I'm telling you you don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what you're talking about. He's not going to break a million pay-per-views Brian. What's a lot in pay-per-views? What's big?

A million would be, would be, would make him the top three draws in the UFC. So what is, what's a respectable number? What's a respectable number? 800. So 375 is, is okay these days. So what would he get before all? So what would he get normally? Nothing, right?

Nothing. Okay. So I'm going to say to you right now, his now his his I'll bet you that his pay-per-view numbers we're going to surprise you how about that no I'm not gonna bet on that I mean I because you said over a million well I don't I can't I don't know the metric but you just said the whole get over a billion so I haven't looked into what that means like I don't know what a million I don't know what's Connor McGregor gets I don't know what those guys get so Connor like do a million like 875 to a million. That's a little much I'm not gonna put him in the Connor category. But to your point though, keep that same energy. You said there's a billion Palestinians

No, not a billion Palestinians. There are there are a lot of Muslim Arabs. So all the Muslims that jump on board Definitely will be behind him kind of like so let's use this reasoning. Yeah yeah so then all Muslims should hit over a million pay-per-views According to your don't know again I don't know whether or not people can afford it in those countries how much it's available in those countries So I can't speak to that I'm gonna say this the pay-per-view numbers are gonna shock you how about that? They're gonna shock you But what's shock be? over five hundred thousand about that, they're gonna shock you. But what's shock be? Over 500,000, would that shock you? With just Leon and Bilal on the card?

No, if it's just Leon and Bilal, and I'm telling you, and I love you for this, and it should go that way, and I wish it would. When I tell you the UFC marketing team has way more access than we do to all these numbers, it's the sole reason, there's no other reason he's not getting a fucking title shot. And it's the sole reason, there's no other reason he's not getting a fucking title shot.

And it's fucked up and it's wrong. But when I tell you you're wrong on pay-per-view buys, you're wrong. It's just not possible. The UFC has way more access than we do. And if it was that easy, where, oh, he's Muslim, that means a million pay-per-views. Every Muslim would be in a title shot.

It just doesn't work that way. Right. But he's Palestinian. So I think- Doesn't work that way. The sympathy for Palestinian worldwide to make a statement- Doesn't work that way. I would be very surprised. Doesn't work that way.

Yeah. Well, I'm going to go with, I believe that his- I'll bet you it doesn't do a million pay-per-view buys. That's the only thing I bet on. Because for you to go, it does better. Has he ever, has he, has he, he's never headlined a pay-per-view. No, he's headlined fight nights. Has he headlined fighting? Mm-hmm. I Laughed versus the law versus the ion was like the biggest one, right?

So I think that was a fight night how much of a draw is Leon not a drop not a big draw No, so that's the other thing I consider. So the UFC has to go. All right, the champ isn't a huge draw He's getting bigger rightfully so he should be yeah fight night main event and look up how many views fight nights fight edwards mohammed is that pay-per-view or is now that's free so let's see how many free people watched it yeah but that was before this yeah He was not one of the three fighters. Wow. I don't see it.

Yeah, it's fucked up. But I'm with you. He should be. I'm just saying that it just doesn't work that way. Right. You know, I think I think it's I think the reason he will shock you because the war going on. Yeah, because it's a political thing now now and the Palestinian thing is and I'm telling you B there's I'm gonna be very interested there's so much smarter people working

at the UFC that deal with just numbers and that's the only reason he doesn't get this if I'm wrong I'm gonna be very surprised because it's I'm telling you they would do it charge I know they would do it yeah thing they would do it. They would charge. I know they would do it. Yeah, I think. They would do it. I would be amazed. Like literally that he didn't spike. I mean, I'll be amazed. And the only thing I can say is where is pay-per-view available and where is it not available, right? So how do they watch it in other countries?

They have it all set up. Everywhere? Yeah. Certain areas are free. I think UK is free, right? I think. They have a pay structure out there. So it's hard with pay-per-view. Certain areas are free. I think UK is free, right? I think. They have a pay structure out there.

So it's hard with pay per view. It's cheaper though. I don't know where it is. In the United States, it's not going to make a difference. It's just not. Nobody's going to tune in because it's Palestine and the United States. If it was in Europe, if it was in the Arab world, if it's in the Arab world, forget it. Then it's going to be big.

Now I don't know how they watch it though. They may not use pay-per-view. So then now, now all. But even viewership, like the UFC takes all that. No, Australia, none of that stuff matters. UFC takes that all into consideration. Yeah, but viewership, I'd say viewership across the Arab world, I'd be very surprised.

If it's available, how they all tune in. It's available, it's massive out there, massive. They should all tune in. It's one of their biggest sports. I'd be very surprised if they didn't all tune in. That would available. It's massive out there. Massive. They should all tune in. It's one of their biggest sports. I'd be very surprised if they didn't all tune in. That would be, that's where I'd say.

Now, pay-per-view is tough, might not be the metric, but viewership, I think he's going to be, I think because it's a political thing, I think it would be big. Live streamed on Starz Play. Okay. I don't know this, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know pay-per-view but again but if he was a draw out there the usd would have him in the main event he's never they just it doesn't work

it's fucked up amazing and if you're him you he should feel so offended like sports shouldn't work this way especially fighting like the rankings he's clearly the number one guy but because he doesn't have a certain twitter following or tiktok account you're not giving him a title shot what the fuck are we doing what are we doing weird what the fuck are we doing that would be like the mba passing the lakers into the second round even though they got their ass whipped by the nuggets and they won one game going ah lakers Lakers, they bring in more viewership. We're going to use the Lakers.

Right. The people would riot in Denver. People would riot. So, Bala Muhammad, because he's not, I guess, marketable to the UFC, he just, what's he got to do for it? How many guys does he have to beat? It's so wrong. Crazy.

In sports. And this is where the lines get blurred and they're owned by TKO and the WWE This is where all right. Are we a legit sport? Cuz we are but all should have fought fucking a year ago and because he's not Since you're not draw you offer three other fucking guys at different weight classes not even the same weight class over Balal And my question is what the fuck are we doing? Imagine if all wins fuck classes, not even the same weight class over below. And my question is, what the fuck are we doing? Imagine if all winds.

Fuck. What's your, what's your take on that fight? Very tough fight for him. Yeah. Yeah. But again, he's earned it. Yeah. Who gives a fuck? Yep.

That fight. Yep. Sean Strickland for his, he was a tough fight. It's Strickland one, you know? Max Hallway for Justin Gagey, tough fight. Max Hallway won. None of that should be, the only thing should matter who deserves it. Balal deserves it. And my question is, what the fuck are we doing then?

If you're gonna put the guy in with more TikTok followers because he had some win on a fucking Apex card over Bilal. What are we doing? How are we a legit sport? What else you got, Jen? Actually, this is pretty cool. It just can't work this way. Yeah.

It's not right. It can't work this way. I understand some of it. When one guy's a champ and you want to jump to another division and it's for you know to sell more pay-per-views all right we got to make money I get it but at least they're both champions. Max Holloway, Justin Gaethje, BMF title, fake title, whatever. Okay two legends UFC 300 all right do it that makes sense but to establish order and we're talking about

legit 170 weight class you got to give to the guy who deserves it. Otherwise, tell him, what the fuck are we doing? You're right. And Brian thinks he'll do fucking a billion pay-per-views. No. One billion, I said a billion. One billion. I heard a B too. Yeah, I heard a B.

And if it's not a billion, I will fucking. It was 10 grand, I heard it. I'm gonna get a full tattoo on my back of your likeness. Hell yeah. Just the face? No, just the body. Oh. Just his tits.

I just have Instagram stuff. So let's just like end on a... That's okay, you're surfing the web. I know. Did some screenshots. Hi, we'll talk more. Hi. That's his mom.

It's a biker talking to his mom. Who's mom? She's like, watch out for idiots that are driving. Don't drive yourself very well. And well, she definitely wasn't wrong. Oh. Was that his own mom? His own mom hit him?

Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god, Jacob. Was she texting or something? She just didn't see him. I mean, fuck mom. Oh my god see him. I mean... Fuck mom! God damn it mom! Oh, his poor mom.

I know, that's like... He's fine though. Love ya. Alright, I'm sick. I'm going for idiots. She said watch out for idiots. That's so funny to me. Send me that chin.

Oh god. Dang. This is a... Mom. Conk. Oh this is fucked up. Have you seen this Brian? Yeah.

I haven't seen this. It's a praying mantis near a hummingbird feeder. And first of all, hummingbirds are so fast. Yeah and also they're thicker and more dense. How does a praying mantis hold it? It's crazy. Ah! How does he not fly away?

Exactly, so I don't know how they, but now he's eating it from. Also they're like, no, no, also help the bird out, dude. Also surgo life. I have to tell my kids this all the time. Surgo life. Bad ass. Yeah, but praying mantises are so crazy.

You ever seen them fight? Bro, they're fucking like this, and they rip each other's heads off. Like kung fu. They rip each other's heads off. I get annoyed when people are like, oh don't kill it, it's so beautiful. Get it out of here.

No, I don't kill prey mantises. We found one the other day. I'll kill them with whatever I have. Get them out. So have you guys seen this one? This man's supposed to take in 1946. This guy is Ken Shimzu. He's 35 years old, he has two children.

Shimzu never runs, sleeps late, eats whatever he wants, even drinks beer instead of water. Eat dinner with many kinds of food every night. What does Shimzu do to get such a body? Shimzu doesn't have any secrets. Shimzu is the person sitting in the bottom of the corner of the photo. As for the man standing in the middle, I'm not sure.

So Robin Black posted this as a repost. Yeah, Mike Glover posted that too. That's so fucking funny, because I just stood out like, yeah, I'm a good friend of that guy. That's so fucking funny. Cause I just did, I go again, we go for it. I'm like genetics. Then you look in the back, tits. What's the guy doing in the front? I'm not sure.

This is the last one. This is Chuck Liddell. I'm not sure what the whole thing is. He must be at some sort of hockey game and he made this incredible shot. Hopefully as you can see. You saw. Play it.

You know, it's like a little tiny area right there. Oh! And then he does like his... Chuck's the man. Damn, he's so happy. It's like when he wins a fight. Yeah. That's hard to do.

Hell yeah. Standing shot like that? Not moving? That's called luck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And also like that? Not moving? That's called luck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And also, he almost fell over just hitting. He himself looks surprised. It was sketchy on those skates.

We just saw him fall off a boat the other week. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Brian Callan will be in Tacoma Comedy Club this weekend, guys. Good news. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then Skyline Comedy Club, Appleton, Wisconsin. Don't get jealous, Brennan. May 9, 10, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then Skyline Comedy Club, Appleton, Wisconsin. Don't get jealous, Brennan.

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