The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub Paying for Bryan Callen's Facelift? | TFATK Ep. 968

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

The guys talk their trip to Austin for their first Fighter and the Kid LIVE residency show, recapping UFC 298 and Bryan watching it live in person, Dana White announcing Alex Pereira vs Jamahal Hill headlining UFC 300, Brendan practicing for his Mint 400 race, UFC, Bryan potentially getting a facelift, current events around the world and much more! FiveCBD - Go to https://fivecbd.com/fighter and get your $40 bottle for free, just pay shipping and handling. O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/ Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored

This is really the fight on the kid. We got a lot to talk about this Monday. Oh, it's a juicy Monday. It's a juicy Monday. Juicy Monday. You and I were a couple of busy birds in Austin, Texas. Yep. We had a good time.

We had a we had a dinner. We had a power dinner, a power steak dinner with Tim Kennedy. Chris Williamson. I love that guy, fucking Zach Tellender. He's got a big YouTube channel. Yeah. And then yourself, we just had a laugh. It was just a laugh.

Laugh little steak. Yeah. How about those guys all talking about how much they work out though? I'm like, you guys work out too much. It's too much. They're talking about. Tim, lactic acid threshold.

Yeah, too much. I was staring at the ceiling. They're talking about lactic acid threshold. Yeah, too much. I was staring at the ceiling. They were talking about, all of them had worked out with Lance Armstrong. And how he's a freak. Yeah, like his ability, he can go full out for a half hour.

Even more so, like you're full out compared to his, they hit the RPMs he can hit. Yeah, he's at 500 watts. I don't know what that means. For 30 minutes, which is never, it did no one ever touch that. Yeah, just a genetic freak.

That was fun. That was great to be up on stage, bro. I know we haven't done a live fight and we get a hot second. And real like fans, like real hardcore fans have been watching us forever. Deep dive question. Yeah, the SWAT guy came up and he was like,

oh, I'm SWAT, you know, I'm here with my wife. And it was just like Texas, man. It was just Texas. I loved it. It was fun. And I felt like we were really, we were really jiving. An hour and 15 minutes, I didn't even realize what happened. Me neither.

When we got stage like how long ago, I'm like hour 15. Like, holy, I know, I thought it was only 30 minutes. Yeah. It was crazy. And we'll post it live for you guys who couldn't, I mean, we'll post the live show for you guys. We're going to do that. What, Wednesday?

Uh, yeah, it'll come out Thursday morning. Come out Thursday morning, yeah. Yeah dude, it was so much fun. We'll do a Red and Sea there once a month. Once a month and lineup guests, I don't, but I feel like guests are good, but I kind of enjoyed that with us for a while. That one, I scheduled a guest in Gordon Ryan.

Yeah, Gordon was feeling really good. We knew it was gonna be dicey. He was like, man, my stomach, if it's good, day of he's like, I think I'm good. Then two hours before the show, he's like, I am not good. Yeah, he's touching go. Yeah, but he's getting better and... Either way, we had a fun time in Austin.

Then I left at 5 a.m. went to Phoenix. Are we allowed to talk about that with Ryan? Are we being... That's very out there. It's very out there. Okay, I don't wanna. We're not breaking news. I don't wanna, okay. Yeah, I talked to him all the time

Okay, and then I left at 5 a.m. On was that Friday cuz that Thursday? Oh, yeah, dude I will I had to get up. I think it's seven that was a bitch cuz I didn't get to bed And I was late cuz of 1030 show by time went to bed one. Yeah, I kept whining about a nap Remember. Oh nothing more's gonna see more nuts. Brandon had me, I, he, I want to go back. So you remember when I said my Airbnb? First of all, I got an Airbnb that looks like. No, hold on.

It looks like a museum. First of all, hold on. Before we book the trip, we have our guy Lex and the team book at Airbnb for KC, Chin, Mark, me and Brian. Six bedroom Airbnb, nice place, we're outside there. Done. Brian, because I'm a grown man,

I'm just gonna get my own place. You and I stay together. I'm like, okay, whatever. Brian, he was coming to my Airbnb. So I stopped at ours, which is nice, it's popping, it's clean, everyone's there. I go, hey, I'm probably gonna stay with Brian, I don't leave him hanging.

I go to Brian's Airbnb, you had the most ratchet Airbnb. It wasn't ratchet, it wasn't ratchet, it was just very. There was one bedroom and the bed for me was a loft. It looked like a bohemian loft in New York City. Like it was like. The New York City I've ever seen. Yeah, but it was like a loft. It was like a museum.

It was full of like, I don't know, like just weird paintings and trinkets. There was a cat roaming around. A cat, there was a cat just kind of, just kind of standing in your way, wanting to get pet and then you kind of reached out but didn't pet it. You never even bent your legs. You didn't bend your knees. You went like this. I didn't trust him.

Right, you went, ah, and you waved at it. Like a gay way. To see how it would react. Like a little gay way. I was like, boy, you're not good with cats. You're allergic to them. Certain ones, yes. I gotta be careful.

Yes. So then I go there. The one thing I hate is with an Airbnb when I find out that the owners of the house live right in the back. So all that's the thing. All the stuff was in there like their medicine cabinets and grocery. It's weird.

I can't. This was at your Airbnb? Here's mine. No, the groups is popping. I left. Was it nice at your Airbnb or the group's? No, no, the group's is popping. Was it nice? Yeah, it was really nice. I left Brian and came back to art. So I drive him back to his place.

Now I want to go and I want to go take a nappy poo. And he's hungry. Didn't eat all day. It's four o'clock. So he goes, he says, hey, I want to eat something. Can you, and he kind of just, he he's just there and I'm like, oh All right, you know you said oh there's some good talkers up street. You want to go up there? I went all right

We'll find some yeah, but then I then I remember I said I have to go back anyway to my Airbnb because I left something No, I knew you were lying so I ignored that because you just wanted to get an app I was lying of course I did you knew I was a liar. Yeah, I forgot so I went, nah, you did it. I just needed a 20 minute nap. Yeah, not happening on my schedule. He goes, nah, you just push yourself. So now I have to go have dinner with Tim Kennedy and he goes, I'll come.

And I was like, that's fine, of course. But I was like, that means he's gonna be with me and I can't go back and take a nap. So it's all by design. I need snaps, dude. So then I got back in though. You a baby? I got back in. My baby takes snaps. Outside that, all my design. We need snaps, dude. So then I got back in, though. You a baby? I got back in.

My baby takes snaps. Outside that, nobody takes snaps. Meanwhile, he's like, oh, this odd duck is really good. What he didn't realize is that everybody in Austin's like, that's a good place. So we get there. Two hour wait. And we get there at five and they're like,

oh, there's not a shot. They're like, try four hours from now. So Brian takes me to a hot dog stand. I had a hot dog for dinner. Well, it was sausage. Sure, but it was called like Wrigley Fields Dogs. Yeah, and it was incredible. And it was right next to a gas station

or kind of in a gas station sort of. And it was a food truck and yeah, it didn't go well. Then we did the show. Yeah, then I got about three hours of sleep. That Friday morning went to Phoenix to get ready for that mint 400 race. I'll tell me about yeah, how'd that go? It was great. Did you like it things intense? Did you actually race? Oh, yeah? Yeah, what truck it's called a class one truck Most of them have LS engines in them. This had a Ford engine in it, but it's fun All right, it was cool did that and then back home Saturday, baby

That's great. And then we went to I Didn't go to the fire so you drove. Yeah, damn. What's that like? It's crazy. How many horsepower? That one has like 800 something. How'd you do good? It did you got to get used to it, because the clutch, the way you shift, it's just different. It was fun. There's so much fun. Did you actually race people or you just?

No, we're just getting ready, because I gotta do a ton of training before the Mint 400. Cause the Mint 400. So you are gonna do a race? Yeah, oh yeah. Really? Yeah, cause the Mint 400, it's 400 miles in like off-road terrain.

Oh geez. And I guess it's gonna take about six hours. You might break down Sitting in a car. I Don't know. No, are you a good you a good driver though? Can you race? I? Mean that thing if I flip that thing I should just stop driving all vehicles That thing's pretty damn hard to flip. Yeah, but it's fun. I dig it. I love it good It meant 400 be fun Chuck Norris racing the Mint 400.

Okay. Paul Newman. Okay. Vanna White was Miss 400. All right. Back in the day. Bring up Vanna White Mint 400. Dude, you forget how hot she was. She had something to say. My boy, Matt was like, you know, Vanna White won Miss Mint 400. Go to the one where she's in the, no, go to the black and white top. No, no, no the only one. Yep Dude, you ever problem with that? Now they can't do the miss meant 400 now because of what culture very broad broad broad us there

You got that bubba bubba bubba. Yeah, I got a little I got a little She's a miss meant 400 QT pie. My boy, Matt shows me that, shows that picture and she's obviously painfully hot. I go, God, I wish you had that hat. Jay was like, you know, I know you're gay. Talking about her hat. Yeah.

What? Let me see her in that other one right there. That's the mint 400 gear. Look at her. Little cutie pie. Yeah. She was she's still I mean she has to be 70 to spend those letters around 1981. How about that? 67 1981. Damn. Yes, she's always doing that. Still doing that thing. Only 19 dollars. I guess that demo is probably a little older good for Remember when she was like holding out. She's like it's not fair. I want Pat say jack money. Oh

Absolutely not get back up there. Yeah Get back up there and turn the turn the numbers Cutie that's wrong prices right 1980 miss mint prices right LA cocaine tits That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

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That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. I couldn't wait, I text you guys, you know what I don't like? When I text our group, when it's Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, you and me, when I text, I can't wait for these fights.

It's their name and nobody responds. Nobody else excited? Can I not respond? Nobody did. I, you know what? But nobody, you went, I'm going and I saw it and I went, you know what? You don't respond to mine?

So I didn't respond to yours? That's so petty. I know. What the fuck dude? I know. You just were like, I'm putting them on ice. Nah man, if you don't respond to mine? So I don't respond to yours? That's so petty. I know. What the fuck, dude? I know. You just feel like I'm putting them on ice. Nah, man. If you don't like mine, I don't like yours.

I'm going on it. Eh, whatever. You know what? Now that I think about it, that's right. I got nothing back from you. Nothing. Like nothing? Nothing.

Amazing. You didn't like mine? Because I want to share in the excitement. It's UFC 298, UFC 299. You're going to get that text. UFC excitement. It's UFC 298, UFC 299, you're gonna get that text. UFC 300, there's nothing better in sports than a big UFC from top to bottom. And it starts at 330, it ends at 10.

Baba, we going sizzler for seven hours. That's a long time. Nothing better. Yeah. Well, I brought my son. We walked in about seven o'clock, sat down for the first, caught the final pre-limb fight You know I was gonna ask you I was gonna test I would say when did you get to the arena?

Casuals get there Between 645 and 730. Yeah, I got there about 630 You said before the yeah, I got there exactly 626 you had the breath seven no, no I got there exactly six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six six It's a good, that's a very good point. Because you, because listen, it's fun to say K-Side and Joseph Rogan's our buddy, you're behind him. I hate to spoil the thing here. The best seats are not there because you have the pillars. You have a lot of people in front of you. Usually you want to be, now Grant, if you're a celebrity stuff, but you want to be kind of in the first, like, not first row, but we're just above. So your eyesight.

Yeah, no, for us, it was great. I've seen in that clothes. My son for my son too. It was so awesome I bet you know and then just I said hi to Dana was very sweet and then Obviously saw Joe now. Would you come up like Dana? No, I just was walking by I said hi to Mario Lopez And then you walk a thing or Mario. No, no Mario was he's such a sweetheart man He just saw me and he was like, Hey, what's up? And we were start we're talking. And I turned to walk this way because I wanted to go say how to Sean O'Malley.

And then Dan was right there. And we guys said, what's up? And you know, introduce my son, but we were just talking. And he was just excited about the fights. And then I said, hi, awkwardly to Mark Zuckerberg. Because like we locked eyes and we're standing there. And I go, Hey, how you doing?

He goes, Hey, hi, how are you? And we shook hands. Nice to meet you. Now he was really sweet. What was weird about him is that there are a lot of the fighters were talking to him and looking at him because he was cage side. And then he was in Volkanovsky's corner. That's why that's why Alex lost.

Is that what it was? It's the only reason. Is that right? He came out with a that with his outfit on it Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, so yeah Be let's take a little break dude because we have partnered up with five to give you guys free $40 bottle of the five daily buzz gummies just pay shipping and handling. I enjoy taking them right before bed All right, or after I train because just chills out. Each serving of the five daily buzz gummies

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yet, sign up as quick, easy online at oreillyauto.com or in store at oreillyauto.com. That was interesting. Marab seemed to be talking to Mark Zuckerberg the entire time while he was fighting. Yes, that's very famous. The guy's Taylor towards him. Yeah. So that was cool. And then I saw our boy Sean Merriman.

He was there. Oh, yeah. Well, I even tweeted out, I said, you're going to show. I didn't say Sean Merriman. When they showed Sean Merriman, like there's definitely a show of my boy, Calan, maybe give the firing kid a plug. But I remember the UFC's not our biggest fans. I said you're gonna show all these people not show Brian and we're gonna pretend Brian's not there in front row. Okay, UFC 298. Well maybe I'm not a

celebrity anymore. Yeah everything of that. But anyway it was good a couple of the people were there that I saw. BMXers and you know, I don't know. BMXers? Yeah, some famous. Oh, I wouldn't know BMXers, right? Nor would anybody in here. Yeah. BMXers, famous? He's like the most famous one I heard.

Who? Oh, your boy Miles Teller was there. Yep, I saw Miles. I didn't say hi, but you know. That's my guy, love him. Rampage was there too, yeah. I didn't see him. Rampage was there. Did you you how do you know miles teller?

I know miles when I first moved to LA. He's bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know Ryan. Yeah, he's there. Ryan's the man Yeah, Ryan's the man. Yeah But I know miles teller when I first moved to LA he's best friends With my boy Scotty McKnight who we played at see you together. Oh, yeah So we all when I first came her that's my those were my only Scotty McKnight, who we played at CU together. Oh yeah. So we all, when I first came, those were my only friends. Oh really?

Yeah. Before he was kind of famous or? Way before. That's so cool. And he, sure enough, was like, I'm the next Marlon Brando. I was like, okay, kid. Is that what he was saying?

Oh yeah. So he's always been super confident. Good friend. Not cocky, just believes in himself. He's a great actor. He's great. Yeah, crushing it. Such a good person.

Yeah. Yeah, he seems like a great guy. And what do you think of the fights? Now, you did send daddy to be fair. Brian sent me to grand on Saturday night as soon as the fight was over. Because he lost the Marab fight, right? F**king told you dumbass, right?

And then the Paulo Costa f**king told you dumbass, right? Well, I also. Robert Whitaker f**king told you, right? Yeah, he told me that. F**king told you dumbass, right? But also, didn't we bet on Volkanovsky? No, we didn't. No, we didn't bet on that.

That's right. Um, would you think, uh, let's start with, uh, let's start with Marab Henry Sahudo. Well, there are some things that I didn't know that you know that we should talk about when it comes to lighter weights and age. Okay. Um, I don't make it a practice of betting against people like Henry Cihudo who have been so good at so for so long at such a high level. And I mean, oh, I should say the highest level, like gold medal winners, two division champion

coming back hungry. I think he was hurt. Is there a rumor? There is a rumor that I think Sugar Sean said that he heard. Yeah. But I don't think you can't take it from Marab. No, you cannot. No, you cannot. You cannot. You cannot take it from Marab.

It wouldn't unless his injury is a torn ACL or MCL. It's like a groin strain. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Look, Marab look Marab marab Dvash she she Lee watch really the wash really come around man. Make it easy is um, I Haven't seen that in maybe ever in some ways like I thought that was impressive. Why should show you the Peter Jan fight? He shot 5,000 times. I yeah, and he and he doesn't get tired

He doesn't get tired. He doesn't get tired. So if the first round you don't dominate him in, the second, third, fourth, fifth is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. First round he's feeling now. His wrestling is astonishing. Look what he did to Henry. So he's gold medalist.

Henry said, just tripping and taking him down. Like I was like, what is going on here? Remember, it's not freestyle wrestling. So that's, even though Henry has his gold medal in that, MMA wrestling is different. And break that down in what though Henry has his gold medal in that, MMA wrestling is different. And break that down in what sense? Just because you have so many. More Greco, more.

No, no, not Greco, because it's not underhooks and stuff like that, but you have the cage, you also have to worry about getting hit, you have to worry about submissions. And then also with the cage, like Maropp has been practicing, and this is a shout out to Dominic Cruz, brought this this up Marab's been practicing MMA wrestling longer than Henry Sahuda So even though Henry Sahuda when it comes to freestyle and he's gold medalist That's not what this is. Right. Marab's just been practicing

Wrestling for MMA is a master of it. So when it comes to wrestling credentials, you would give it to Marab in this case It was shocking honestly picking out and then tripping them I was shot. It also wasn't like he was doing anything like out of the ordinary now, but it was also like his I'm telling you dude. I don't know if you saw this on I'm sure you did but he was he kept talking to Mark Zonka and Dana kept talking to them and smiling very kibibish But I mean kissing him very kibibish.. But I mean, kissing him. Very Khabib-ish. Yeah.

I mean, Khabib's never going to kiss a man, but no matter what. But talking, very Khabib-ish. Khabib did that a lot. I did this all the time. I always miss that. All the time. Really? He would talk to who?

Dana. Dana. He would talk to Pongo. Just give up. You know this is my time. Just stop. That was the best. They're talking to Dana.

As he's beating him, he's like, Dana, come on. You gotta give me the, as he's beating the shit out of him. Really? Yeah. It's a paid dive of K on. You gotta give me the, as he's beating the shit out of him. Really? Yeah. It's a paid dive of Khabib's book. That's how dominant he was. I mean, yeah. And also Marabaka, he was just out there having fun.

He was. As the walkout. Well, so I pay attention, I always pay attention to them before when they're getting warmed up and he was doing these circles and he's like, you know, there's like that, that single leg kind of movement. And I'm watching him and he's smiling and he just can't wait to fight. He can't wait. And Henry looked like he was there for, it was a serious business and he didn't

look. This is why I bet against Henry. Love Henry. It has nothing to do with Henry as a person. I bet I, I bet against Henry because he, in the countdown, he talked about retirement. So already you're putting that pressure on yourself already. because he in the countdown, he talked about retirement. So already you're putting that pressure on yourself already. You're thinking about one and done.

Marabh is a young line. He wants what Henry has. He's not retirement, not even his vocabulary. No, so all right. I'm gonna take Marabh. Marabh is one nine in a row. And then you gotta do this now. We're the biggest Sugar Sean fans in the world.

And we love sugar. Sugar is our boy. I do not know Marab never met him. Fan of his fighting. Don't know him as a person. I know sugar is a person. We've always been supportive. We love sugar as of today as massive sugar fans.

How's he beat Marab? Like I'm sure sugar and Cheeto right now are looking at going shit Shit, I think what they're saying is this we got to catch him. Yeah, I gotta I gotta I gotta Keep away from that insane wrestling that's not how much him in the grill cuz well. Yeah, that's stupid But what I'm saying be is like there the game plan can't be keep away from the pressure punch him in the grill Right that's very you know in other words. In other words, you're gonna, you're gonna have to, you're gonna be tangled up Yeah, it's just when you look at his fighting style compared to everybody else's now when you go, okay Well, you got to catch him in in the early rounds. Okay. Well, let me tell you some strikers these five Jose Aldo beat the show

Pretty good, right? Striker pretty good. Couldn't do it. Peter show pretty good right striker pretty good couldn't do it Peter John pretty good striker. You can say very good strike Marlon Marias pretty good striker Someone say one of the best wall yeah beat the shit out of them. Yeah, so it's like him against these strikers now You could say Okay, but he struck with Henry so who don't those first two rounds. Yeah. Because he doesn't respect Henry Sajudo striking. Those other guys, he doesn't play that game. He just comes in. Yeah. Yeah.

He closes distance. So that's why when I saw him like, fuck, how's Cheeto gonna, how's sugar achieved? It's, it's, it's, it's, I'm sure. But then we also said this when he fought Aljo. Right. I was like, Aljo's wrestling so good, he's gonna take it. And he, he was able to time him. Now, Aljo compared to Marabh different animal

It's a different animal, but if anybody can do it's our boy sugar. Yes, but the odds are gonna be again He's me underdog in that fight. Yeah, he is I would say when you're long like that You have a better chance of staying on your feet for longer You can make it harder on Marabh thing is Marabh doesn't get tired. Does he doesn't seem to seem to get tired. Most takedowns ever in a fight against Peter. Yeah, and his chain wrestling that like just, I was watching it with Henry, I was like, this guy goes from one move to a next until he breaks you down.

It's like, it's kind of like a guy who knows how to throw a 15 punch combo. I mean, how are you gonna, you're gonna get caught with something eventually. Now, what did you think of? I don't even know, let me ask you this, even if you are having to fight Marab, how do you prepare for that?

How do you, who do you bring in that gives you those looks? And how do you even deal with that? Like that's really hard. Some Dagestanis, It's a different kind of shit. Bringing a bunch of Dagestanis. Yeah, it's hard to even get those guys a lot of times cause they won't.

No, they're out here now. Yeah, they're more. You gotta get about that. I know that Sean does wrestle with some badass wrestlers, some really, really high level guys, but yeah. It's the fight. It's a fight game. Yeah.

And they're guaranteed and Marab the next title shot. And then what do you think of Ian Gary and Jeff Neil? You know, it really pissed me off that people were booing Ian, Gary. Like, why don't you go fuck yourself? You know how hard it is to be him and he won. And he put his hands on him way more. I didn't see Jeff Neil doing much. He was just kind of standing there with his...

Not cutting off the ring. I didn't think it was close. No, it wasn't. I watched it. I mean, Ian, Ian. But remember, you remember, people are so upset and have turned in Garen to this. So ridiculous. This pariah. So it. So if that fights, which wasn't remotely close, even if it's an argument

that it could have went Jeff Niels way, they want it. So they're biased by it. So online, it's like, this is a robbery. It's like, what? They're so dumb, but they just, they just hate you and get it. Remember he's 26. What do you hate about him? Let me ask you.

So he was talking about this. They said your ex, your wife's ex husband travels with you. And he goes, well, he's a high level nutritionist. And also his son lives with us. I don't want to get in the way of a father and his son. Right now my stepson and his father are in at Disneyland. And I don't want to be the person that gets in the way of that father-son bond.

So guess what? I get a shitload out of his expertise. My weight cuts have been easier and easier. And my stepson has his dad around. I'm secure enough to not be worried about a fucking, like I would be the same exact way everybody. But that's the, but the internet's like, oh, cuck you hired this.

Shut up. And, and, but let's just add to the fact that he's undefeated. Let's add to the fact that he just keeps crushing. See, that's the thing that you just, just Al Davis said, just win baby. So all this goes away. Yeah.

But then, but now this, the hate continues because though you didn't knock them out. You know, good Jeff Neal is. I know. And then it also, he can say the pressure doesn't get to him. He doesn't read comments, but you can tell it affected him. He didn't fight like his normal killer self, but he's also a fighting killer.

But I bet next fight he gets the finish because he's gotten past this. Who's he got next? Do we know? We have no clue. Who do you think? He asked for Kobe Covington. I think he messed up.

He should have called out Sean Strickland because that'd been the best callout, but Kobe would be fine You know Kobe fine Yeah, he's he's so he passed the test and he undefeated so town dude I'm telling you skittest champ are in all over God I mean he really does and this of the wood is this will be all in the past like he next Kobe out now We're talking titles all this in the past. Yeah, I agree some of the people that are on original bring oh cut. Okay. He just keeps winning Like that's the thing with haters. They're just it's how do you have time? It's just so but it's original

It was original. What are you doing? But if it's original, I'm down like I get the same cop like few comments every it's like It's still I know but also there's nothing you can't come up with anything more creative But also like with the image out of Gary. It's so hard to be him Like it's so hard to be that good like he's 26, but nothing about this Be right this there's so many other people to hate. Yeah, but yeah, but it's like WWE They want their villains. Yeah, so that's whatever but he has to take advantage of it now think about this He's 26. He didn't ask for this life now. He's that now he's a heel now He's a bad guy. So he has to lean advantage of it. Now think about this, he's 26. He didn't ask for this life. Now he's a heel, now he's a bad guy. So he has to lean into it.

All good for him. Yeah, but that's not, by nature, he's not a bad guy. He doesn't want to be mean. At all, but he's a fighter and he's not a nasty fighter. Yeah, but it has nothing to do with it. All of them nasty. Yeah. He has to be the bad guy.

He has to play the heel part. It's just not natural to him. But that's what the lane they pushed him into. He handled it pretty well at the end, yeah. Ah, I thought, yeah, he wasn't great on the mic after, but whatever he did his thing. And then Robert Whitaker, Paulo Costa. I lost to that.

I was so distracted by Paulo's skin and body. Boy, that boy is bronzed up. I mean, bronzed up with that body. That body is so ridiculous. So Nas, what happens to you when you see his body? Is that the best body you've ever seen? I wouldn't say it's the best, but it's up there. Who's got a better body?

I mean, present company excluded, guys. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. I don't know, but it's not bad. Yeah, Paulo's a character, so he's gonna be fine, but he's lost three of his last four. Well, he lost three of his last four. So it was he lost to Izzy.

He lost to Marvin Vittori. And then he lost to Wittich. So he's lost to the top dogs. So obviously he'll get another fight. Yeah. Yeah. But that was I was so impressed with Robert Whitaker. I think Robert Whitaker looked amazing in this fight as good as he's ever looked. Like I think that Robert Whitaker beats DDP. There's no slowing down with him. He looks so good.

The only thing he, you know, he must that head kick. That's right. That was it. Outside that he got wobbled with that, but came back and just, I was like, I was like, oh, this is going to be tough for him. Boom. Put his hand on his grill. Just I was watching. I wish he would wrestle more cuz he can wrestle his ass off But he doesn't do it. Why would he's known for his crazy wrestling? Yeah, that's right That's his base. He was gonna wrestle for the Australian Olympic team man and Then the night like the main event now I knew this Let's own you know Wednesday, you hustled me a little.

Why? We didn't bet on, no, we didn't bet on him. I thought we did. No, no, I wouldn't have seen that. No, I didn't give you the simple because it's not fun. If I, if I told you the main event, if I went on both my shows, I know these facts. Everyone in the space knows these facts. Gentlemen, 155 pounds and under in title fights over the age of 32 or 1 and 22 32 or 34 32 it's 32 32 under 55 pounds and under you can even go title fights there what 1 and 22 there was one and 54 that's different okay we get into that but at 1 and 22 wow and but this is just title fights Wow So all the odds are stacked against Wow

That because of those lighter weights the minute you lose a split second of speed Father time even at 32 that's the heavyweights are different and the heavyweights, but and then he has three strikes against them He's over the age of 32 so one and twenty two ski 35 35 30 Yeah He strikes against them. He's over the age of 32, so one in 22 lives. How old is Fulkenovsky? 35? Yeah, 35, yeah. 35? Yeah.

So, over the age of 32, strike one. Strike two, you're on the front cover of EA Sports, that's always a curse. There's actually four mistakes there. You're on the cover of what? EA Sports, it's like being on a man cover, they always lose. In football, they always get fucked. In football. They always get fucked in fighting. They always get fucked. So age over 32.

EA Sports. Mark Zuckerberg in your corner. He's also a cancer. Anybody touches his loss. And he's also a robot. It'd be shit. And then also say that. It'd be shit.

Now come on. It'd be shit. Everyone's like he's cool because he's a billionaire. I keep it real. And then also number four, number four. I keep it real and then also number four number four Forgive my train of thought here number four. Well, we have age. I already did age. We have a sports cover Boom boom his weight I think that's it. Oh, I know what the other one is he got starched in his last fight that plays a little factor

That didn't do it for me No, but how crazy a year ago Almost a year ago. Maybe a little he was he was pound for pound or more in the world extraordinary But this is what I tell you that's what I was telling on the shop show. This white DDP Stop and smell the roses. Don't when you become champ, take your fucking time because father time. And then the UFC, the competition is too tough. When you're champ, you get more endorsements, you get more interviews, requests, you're making all the money.

Don't fight. Don't fight twice a year. Sure as fuck. Don't fight three times a year. Take your time because they're going to take it from you. Yeah. So take your sweet time and so can be in a champion. Also with the sport when you fight a lot you you go from extraordinary to ordinary overnight.

It can be one fight. It just happens and you can call it glass chin. You can call whatever you want, but something happens and it's it's it's a weird thing because you're never the same. Also, folks have been knocked out. You knocked out for your first time by M time by Macha then come back four months later You get knocked out again, and sometimes once that button is touched. Yes It's gone. Yeah, and

Tuporius and I think it's another thing I think we're taking away from Tuporius talent when you go He just he shouldn't came back soon enough no no no if you were to land that right hand Yes, whether it was four months ago four days ago four years ago you would have knocked him out Yeah, that's a really good that's an error in well, that's a good point because you know, Ilya to poor is He was always his boxing is just striking so good So I think he's been doing Greco since he was seven or something. Yeah, his backgrounds. So you're dealing with the best of the best. It's very possible that if he had fought him three years ago, it would have been, you know, it's very possible.

Well, no, I don't think he beat him three years ago. All I'm saying is if three years ago, if he were to land that right hand, he would have knocked him out. Two years ago, he would have knocked him out. Topirri lands a flush right hand on anybody in the Fethaway Division, you're getting knocked out. It's not a case because he got knocked out four months ago. In hindsight, he never should have done it. He didn't move. It doesn't matter.

He got hit. He was out on the first hit. It was awful. I was looking at his feet. He was right in front of me. I was like, oof. Bad. I hate to see it.

I hate it too. But I think they give him the rematch. It was wild though because when he was done, I was looking at him and he was just kind of holding on to the occasion just looking out he's just looking out just kind of looking around and I think it was like weird because he was looking around and I think in his mind he was like you know this is this is he was probably thinking things are a little bit different you got that you got that I don't want to say what he was thinking why not be

honest well it felt like you was you think you think you're saying anything a little bit different. You got that, dude? You got that? Well, I don't want to say what he was thinking. Why? Why not be honest? Well, it felt like he was just looking out there. You think you're saying anything that he hasn't? I think he was just looking out there going, it's over. That's what he's going. I don't think he's saying it's going, I don't think he's going to retire, right? I think he has one more.

Yeah. Who do the rematch? Yeah. No, he's looking and going, it's been a fun run. Yeah, it's been a hell of a run. He's also concussed his, fuck, and you're going, man, what happened? You're out of it.

Yeah. So he's probably not thinking those thoughts right now. Yeah, he's probably looking out going Jesus. What happened? How did this happen? Yeah And then your coach goes yeah, because he had to ask the coach what it would he hit me with sobering man Which is right when you get knocked out you always go what what what what landed? They got back go you're an exchange the right hand flush like fuck Happen they look at the replay, oh my god man. Damn. We trained all camp for this, not thinking these exchanges.

Ugh. Because Volk won the first round. Yep. He's doing well with the kicks. That's the game. But he was getting out high. Can I see Topoura's family's reaction? Topoura's family's reaction?

Yeah. It's on Instagram. Love it. So go to Instagram. Um, cause I had a what's his name right there on the right Jamal Hill. Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna take you on to find gents all get it. You just had it up. You had it up a second. I think right when you open Instagram is up. right when you open Instagram is up yeah might have been there this let's see this Oh, look at the... They're not speaking Spanish. They're not speaking Spanish.

What are they speaking? The parents are born in Rades in Georgia. So he was born in Germany, his parents are from Georgia. Oh, so cool. Look at that. I can't get any chills. His dad's crying. That's so cool.

Amazing. Amazing. Wow. So cool. I mean, that's it, dude. How confident is, how confident is Taupeira? He had a documentary team start filming after he knocked out Josh Amit road to the title. Man. Changes by a world champion months ago.

Really? Called his shots and they asked him to say how you win this fight. He goes, I knocked him out in the first few rounds. Knocked him out in the second round. Very connerish. I got to take my fighting more seriously. Yeah. And then you guys have the same nose, right? You know pier that's cool. Hey, so what same nose that's cool dude. No, you're nose of the champ

All right, bring up their nose chin same nose You're the same nose is to pier. I'm fucking sweet dude to have something anything like him. I don't feel like you're you're the same nose Yeah, you didn't have identical noses. Yeah, all right, it's hands. He's Spanish, but he's no he's German Oh, he's German born in Germany, but his parents of Georgian descent. Okay, then when he was I think Seven he moved to Georgia and then they moved to Spain when he when he was 14 Lifetime martial artist look at that motherfucker just Brian that's a nice nose. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a good looking dude. It's a compliment.

It's a good looking guy. It's a good looking dude. Yeah. Go, can you, can you see? These girls are dying too, huh? We see this lady, yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Very pretty. Got gorgeous. It makes sense though. World champ. I mean, come on. Stud. So, you saw Jamal Hale, did go dude 300 made a vet you blew me away I was just talking about how I

Just loved the way he doesn't look like he looks like well. He's not muscular. He just looks like his water He's got that speed like he's just so smooth and stuff. I was just that time that yeah, I was just saying I was like man You're not muscular. I just said I just said you you I love watching the way you fucking strike like it's just different it's like more like Muhammad Ali's like a real old-school boxer that way just that loose it's just different you want to bet on you see 300 who's he fighting wow Alex beer that's the main event for 300. Yeah I'm not betting that I'll tell you this. No, you just say he's like Muhammad Ali flows like water Yeah, that energy. I like his no

Those like Muhammad Ali touches you you go to bed sleep. Sure. Sure you you got Alex on that one. Yep. I'm down to put money on it You got Alex on that one. Yep. I'm down to put money on it. You want to earn your two grand back? No, no, I don't do that. What happened? You're just on his nuts, flows like water.

Well, I don't know how he deals with those low kicks and all that. Now remember, he tore his Achilles last July. Yeah, no, I know. I know. And he's got Alex. They just give you Alex. That's, you know. Well, I think they rushed him back and they didn't have any fights and they rushed them back and

Now he's saving 300 and he's getting paid for it, but they rushed him. This was not in the books Let's go over 300 because Dana said that we'd be blown away by this and nobody's blown away Two ninety two ninety-nine's a better two nine nine's a great card. 299 blew me. Yeah. Well, Justin Gaethje and Max Holloway. Justin's a lot bigger than I thought. I saw him. I don't know how he gets down to 55. Justin Gaethje and Max Holloway makes no sense. Max Holloway versus Toperia is the fucking fight in Spain,

but they fucked it up because they decided to panic and booked Justin Gaethje for the BMF title against Max Holloway. Max Holloway is the number one contender. Why wouldn't him versus Topir, it builds Topir's resume. Max is a living legend. They're both strikers. It's a great fight. Yeah.

But he has to fucking get brain trauma from Justin Gaethi. Yeah. So stupid. Yeah. For what? Doesn't move anybody up the queue. No easy and closer title shot. Makes Max not possible to fight Topir at any time soon. Yep.

Now it's a good card. The card's tasty. It's tasty. 300 is tasty. Did we talk about Holly Holm, Kayla Harrison? Yes, we did. But like I said, 300 is tasty. It's just not, I think 9 9 is a better main card

Mm-hmm 2 9 9 because 2 9 9 the thing about UFC 100 200 there were surprises We're like what they signed to or this person's fighting. It's just gonna be fun Because like BSD versus Dustin Parade that's surprising the least surprising find this card sugar shawnd in Marlin All right, cool. That makes sense. Doesn't pour a verse BSD insane. Michael Venom page. Leave him Belltor come to UFC find Kevin Holland. Take my money. Yeah. J D M verse Gilbert Burns insane. Curtis Blaze. Almeida insane. Peter Yon Sonya Dung. I don't know the Sonya Dung is all you would if you saw him. He's a savage. Yeah.

Man, that way class that lower way those at lower way classes are just all the way classes are so stacked So all of them 3545 3545 7570 85 205 heavyweights the only one that's not like crazy stacked like heavyweights not crazy stacked but 85 and under good luck man that's what I'm saying take your time take your time don't rush to save anything your time oh yeah that guy savage yeah fight. Oof. Man, oh man. Um. Yeah, the big announcement for USC was Alex Piero, Jamal Hill.

You like it? Yeah, that's a great fight. It's just not like USC 300 worthy. You putting your money on Piero? Alex, yeah, how come? Variety of reasons. I don't like it's too soon for Jamal Hill. Yeah him at a hundred percent for socks is tough But Jamal Hill hits like a Mack truck. So, you know, he can definitely win it. Yep. I like Jamal Yeah

It's gonna be interesting where is where are these fights being held once miami one is vegas 300s vegas and then uh two nine ninths in miami miami miami it might be fun in march ninth Yeah, that's is that that's two ninety nine.99 yeah I'll be in Tulsa, Oklahoma breakdown comedy club same place same same vibe do you did you have fun would you rather go to the u.s. you watch at home I find it very stressful the energy that it's like it's like it's like you're the you're in the app It's like you're almost like yet a 300 like yes I'm trying to get a spying old-school life. So there's blood in the air That's how it is and also you can feel the fan base energy. They want to see violence It's knockouts. Yeah, like rip his head off and then and then if they're on the ground boo

Fuck them up. So it makes me a little bit sad about Humanity, yep, like I'm I'm I've been trying to figure out why when I get there I'm always on edge and part of it is that it's so stressful and even like the people everybody there feels a little bit like like Like I think I'm reminded of how brutal human beings can be and how overwhelming the, yeah. You see a lot of strong men. And most people bought tickets

just to see somebody get knocked unconscious the most violent way possible. Yeah, and you see a lot of men. That's why they came. Most people there aren't rabid fans. And most of them, yeah, I'll go. They buy tickets, they're gonna get drunk. They wanna see somebody get knocked unconscious.

If that doesn't happen, their night is ruined. But you also see something else. Like I reminded of the competitive nature of human beings. So I'll see a lot of guys who are strong, brutal looking men, cauliflower, big, strong guys. Then you see a lot of celebrities and with their girls and there's something that is there's something about that kind of celebrity doesn't matter what they are like a pro

football players or actors and there's your reminded of how competitive everything is in life. You know, you see a billionaire over there and then but you just see this thing and they're all like, yeah, but there's that and then you know, and in gladiator Caesar does this and he's with the lead. There you go. There's that you got Marcus H thing and then they're all like, ah! But there's that and then you know in Gladiator, Caesar does this and he's with the lead. There you go. There's that, you got Mark Zuckerberg, they're like,

yes, oh yes! Yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, oh Zuckerberg, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, and then you got Dana there, worth a billion, you got Rogan there, worth 500 million.

Yes. You got Brian there, worth $2,000. And then you got like all these billionaires, right? Yes. And these celebrities, and they're just watching the most violent man in the world Going yeah, yeah, well, that's how it's gonna jump on their private jets. It's just a weird vibe

Yeah, so so You know what you look like it's just a weird thing. That's what I mean It's like so so here's the other thing about it on That like you have these very successful people watching On that, like you have these very successful people watching, two people who came from probably very little, and they're putting everything on the line, okay? And they have nothing in common with them. When I say there's nothing in common,

they have nothing. Mark Zuckerberg has more in common with a fucking Game Boy than he does Alex Volkanovsky. Yeah, so what happens is you're looking at these two guys and I was watching Alex, right? And this extraordinary human being who's done everything to get there. And then he gets shut off in front of all of them. And everybody's like, ah, like that. And then he's left alone.

Yes. Over here. And, and the forgotten broken one. And then this other guy for now, for now is all the rage. So the whole party goes over to him like, Hey, and Joe's like, Forget about Alex. And then Alex will talk to you in a sec, but he's over there while and you see his, his, his crew kind of like tap him on the butt like, you know, and I, and remember his

family's watching back at home. He's getting half of his pay, his sponsorships, they dry up. Exactly. Mark Zuckerberg, those phone calls drive. You ain't flying to Zuckerberg's Island now sponsorships, they dry up. Exactly. Mark Zuckerberg, those phone calls dry up. You ain't flying to Zuckerberg's island now? No, that's gone. Well, whatever the case. I'm just saying, all that dries up.

That's how I... Now their attention goes towards Toperia. Yes. Or Sugar Sean, the next trending guy. Yes. And such a, it's just a nasty, dark body. And then you know everybody who's there is holding that belt is eventually,

if they stick around long enough. The only one I can think of is maybe GSP, but if they stick around long enough, that will happen. Now, they're appreciated when the camera shows up on their face like chocolate L, you know, but overall. Was it worth it? Overall, name someone they showed on camera that didn't have CT. I'll wait. Those legends? Oh, yeah!

I might have like, holy shit, was it worth it bud? To get recognized at the USC? That's kind of why... You put your life on the line, your health is on the line, you're paying for it now. Do you have C-Page and how much? They'll show you on camera. How much they've given you to cover your family's food?

Oh, zero? That's the number Was it worth it? Yeah, some will say yes most of them will say yes. What else would they do? It's it's just it's just watching and like in anything in life Like I've tried really hard to be good at something and you know, and I think when you Try really hard like I've been at this business a long time. I've had a lot of success. And also there's been a long time, you know, you have ups and downs, you have failures.

And you're always just reminded of how much people love you when you're at the top and how everybody forgets you when you're at the bottom. It's just the way nature is, the way life is. It's all good. I'm not saying, you know, but I'm saying something about fighting when you're in your underwear and you get knocked out

and you're just left there. It's the, because in comedy, in comedy and podcast it's a gradual, right? It gradual all of a sudden. Yeah, but you can have renaissance and come back, live to fight another day. Yeah, but it happens gradually. Yeah. Fighting, it's this.

And you're like, whoa, what do you mean I can't get in the club? That's right. Last year they, I didn't even have to wait. Nah, sorry, but you gotta wait, you gotta pay this time too. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, that's, that's what bums me out about not just fighting, but in some ways my culture. In some ways, American culture is what have you done for me lately. And if you're not in people's faces, especially in this fucking weird world, you are nobody. And I just find that to be,

I've always, always found that to be depressing. I've never thought differently about that. I've always found it to be, I guess it's reality. I guess it's stark, brutal reality. But it's not everybody's reality. But especially in the fight game, like in the NFL, when they show, say Barry Sanders or Joe Montana super on there the gold jack-thun You're like oh fuck dude legend. Yes, and we know they're okay. Yes, we know they've been compensated

They've made millions upon millions of dollars. They have health insurance We know they have endorsement deals even till now We know the NFL's currently still paying them a salary because they played all these years. They're okay Yeah, we go. Yeah legend dude. Fuck yeah, Joe Montana. You see Chuck Liddell, Van Lago. Oh man, I used to love that guy in party, he goes, fuck. Oh man, because you know he's not taking care of, they're not giving him anything, nothing, except for a free ticket to the show.

It's just what you sign up for. And it's the elephant. It's what you sign up for. But we shouldn't sign up for that. That doesn't work for me. They need to fucking change it. Go now, that's fighting. It shouldn't be, bitch,

because those motherfuckers are making all the money and guys like Chuck Liddell, Van der Lea, Silva, Dan Henderson have to come up with certain ways after these Hall of Fame legends. They have to come up with ways to pay their mortgage. And it's not right. And it's going, ah, it's part of the game. Fuck you, dude.

It's not, it shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. It's not right. That's why you feel that way. Cause you know how all their movie ends. We all know how their movie ends. I do, I've seen it. You've seen it.

That's why you don't feel good, bud. Yeah. That's why I don't go. Yeah, it, it, um, and I was talking to- And, and, and hold on. I don't go. Yeah, it, it, um, and I was talking to- And, and, and hold on. I don't mean to, and I love this.

I love the UFC. Yeah, me too. I bleed the UFC. I've given everything to the UFC. I got current show. That's part of the thing. I live the UFC. I support them in every way possible.

I fought there for years. I love the UFC. Give me my following. I love it. But, and there's nothing I love the UFC. Give me my following. I love it. But and there's nothing better than a big pay-per-view. But the elephant in the room is all these guys. Is boxing different? No. Well, boxing is different because they it's different because you get one fight. It's not a build up. They don't do a good job explaining who's who. You know, the top dogs are taking life, changing money for one fight.

I just think that I just think when you do the sport of MMA, and again, you sign up for it, but it is life changing. It does leave lasting damage. You're going to have a lot of damage. You're going to have things that are going to affect you. You know who I can't stop thinking about? Bring up the car chin. I forget his name.

You, you weren't there for the fight. It was an undercar. I don't know why. I don't know why. I can't stop thinking about this kid. His name's Josh Quinnan. He fought Danny Barlow. He fought Danny Barlow. He looks like a half Asian guy. Half Asian, Hawaiian. And he comes from Dana White Contender series. He got knocked out in his last fight and he's coming in this fight. And he's a chemical engineer, smart guy, black belt and Jiu-Jitsu, talented fighter, good footwork.

He fights another up and comer, Danny Barlow, who's a savage. And he got knocked down his last fight. He's never been knocked out before. And I remember as he's walking out, I was like, oh, I know what he's, I can relate to. I got knocked out and then that next fight, there is so much pressure and all you can think about is not getting knocked out. I can't stop thinking about this kid.

I've never met him, never seen him fight before. Handsome son of a bitch. Chemical engineer, chemical engineer. Jesus. He gets knocked down his last fight. Going into this fight, I can see on his face, it's all you can think about, because I've been there, I got knocked up by Roy.

They booked me whatever six months later, I'm fighting Chase Gormley from my home crowd. The only thing you can think about is not getting knocked out. Oh my God, I don't want to deal with that again. The amount of pressure is so intense. I can see it on this kid's face. He gets knocked out. He's 0 and 2 in the UFC now.

Is he out? No, the problem is one more, but you're 0 and 2 in the UFC now. Is he out? No, they'll probably give him one more, but you're 0 and 2, two knockouts. You thought this was your ticket to the chocolate factory. You thought this is what you're gonna do for the rest of your life. There's been a change of plans. These motherfuckers are ruthless.

And he's a chemical engineer. Kid can do it. Yeah, man. It's a really, really hard sport and you make one mistake and you get shut off. I mean, it's so he had knocked out. He got lots of the Nam's decision that he had to cancel about. No, they get knocked out. He was in a minute, 18 seconds.

Oh, and round three. They shut it was like a standing. I think it was standing. They stopped or something like that. I forgot. That was bad. Yeah, that's the thing, man. It's, I don't know.

I, that did, when I watched Alexander, I was like, wow, that's how that goes. The whole, all the energy right over there. But what's weird, it's the part. But it's also the best because we know the stakes. Yeah. There's nothing like it. Like the Super Bowl, the Niners last night,

yeah, that sucks. I'm over it. Those boys are compensated, whatever. It's a team sport. You know, the coach is messed up. Yeah, they have next season Yeah, you're a fighter's don't have next season. It's part of the glory. It's what brings you glory, too That's why we're so high the valleys are so low So maybe you need it Maybe you you can't have the highest peaks without having very low valleys. It's fighting, it's just fighting. Maybe that's fighting.

So maybe that is fighting. The peaks are the highest, the valleys are the lowest. Yeah. And that's kind of why people who fight a lot of times don't have options. What makes them great. The minute they start having options, they're like, I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, like Connor, you know something about that.

Like Connor, it's like, what? Yeah. What? Yeah, why would he get ready? You want to like, what? Yeah. What? Yeah. Why would he get ready? You want to fight one of like a Marab or someone like that? Like with that kind of hunger where he's got nothing. Marab 45 is not happening. Even Chandler. Why? But what? You've won. You have 200 million in the bank minimum. You want to do a can't to fight Chandler? I saw Chandler there. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, why you want to do that?

For what? You've won, dude. You beat the game. Get the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. What are we doing? And I love him.

He's my favorite fighter. Fight again? For what? Well, that's also that thing in him. You know, that's part of what he is. He is a fighter. But it's the it's the it's a curse. Yeah.

No, you're set. Yeah. Chandler's not. Don't fight that guy. Yeah. Don't fight that guy. Let's say Zuhudo, he's set. Marab's not. Don't fight that guy. Yeah. don't fight that guy. Let's say so who though he said Marabha's not don't fight that guy Yeah, don't fight the guy is nothing loose. He will fuck you up man. Yep. He's fighting for food on his table

You're not you're set. You can afford food. Yeah, this guy can't you don't fight that guy. Yeah Yeah Yeah, I don't know man That's why it's great. That's why it's the worst. Yeah, you burn that bright. You're gonna, you know Especially that lower weight class Any weight class now you see it's not just lower 85s a mother. Yeah, but you have a longer lifespan I'm saying not really more knockouts at 85. Yeah, but if you're if you're like I didn't know that this doubt about being 32 You know, I Don't know man. It about being 32, you know, I

Don't know man. It's like yeah, I guess that's what that's what gets me I guess I guess it's it you should feel a little bit like that I guess what I look at is I go that's what it looks like to kill a person, you know If you let it go they would dance but it's true if you let it go Rogan said it's the closest you can come to watching two men kill each other with bear with their bare hands, right? And I stopped it. I beg differ that beer knuckles closer. Well, whatever Yeah, but you're watching guys get shut off choked out. Yeah. Yeah, and I guess you see that I love the sport I love how hard it is, but then then you see the crowd just Like they just love it and The guy loses more beer.

Yeah, and then you see people getting booed because of some bullshit. What are they supposed to do though? Yeah, like they're not, they're part of the crowd. That's also part of the sport. You want a rambunctious crowd. You want a savage crowd.

You want people laughing with blood in their mouth. There's something about that. So when you're winning,, man, you love it. So that's your music. When you're losing, that's, you know, that's your funeral march, you know? So I don't know, man. I, I, uh...

That's right, it's the best. I don't know how to feel. It's also the worst, but it's also the best. Yeah. What does she have to say? Yeah, I guess I'm allowed to feel mixed about it. I love it and I, and I, I hate it guess I'm allowed to feel mixed about it. I love it and I and I hate it Yeah, yeah, let me pee real quick

Wait machine gun Kelly seen in confrontation with the SC fighter Sean shirt. It's really funny Did they really have a confrontation well like machine gun Kelly goes to like shake his hand and he says like, why do you dress like that? And machine gun Kelly is like, come on, bro, stop. And he's like, no, why are you dressed like that? And then he goes on to be like, you're with Megan Fox. Like, are you kidding? This is how this is going down and put out a couple of tweets about it is funny.

And he's like, Megan Fox, if you need help, let me know. That's so funny. Let me see it. He continues, you guys, what the fuck is going on? Transformers, Megan Foxx is with that thing. What the actual fuck has happened to the world? What did I miss? Is she okay?

Is this man the devil at Megan Foxx? Are you okay? Do you need assistance? That's so. Be careful, MGK doesn't like when you make fun of Megan. Thought, what does that even mean? Do I need to glue wood chips and hollow points? Do I need to carry a crossbow by a wooden stake?

Is this how I've become the new blade? Machine Gun Kelly, my husband's portraying characters. That's great. It's a video too. You go down a little more. Hold on, let me see that. Well, let me see the tweets. I almost hit a vampire tonight.

They said his name is Machine Gun Kelly. How do you have a dope ass name and dress like a 13 goth South Park character? You guys wanna, what the fuck is going on? Transformers, Megan Foxx is with that, with that thing, with the actual fucks that's happened in the world. What did I miss? Is she okay?

That's so funny. Man, I just found out about Megan the fuck happens since transformers I'm done. Good night. Fuck fuck. I'm done Someone said be careful. I'm okay. This is so good. What else he's funny. It's good. Yeah Let me see let me see the video. It is kind of older though. It's so tall. I can't imagine that did not hurt MGK's ego. Let's take a break. This episode is brought to you by Progressive.

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She's done a lot of work here is up to though. She doesn't look that great anymore. She's older. She's awesome. Yes She's a great person. Yeah, she's a great person. Yeah, she's hot. Nothing against that. I think when you're that beautiful. Are we on camera, Jen? Yeah, okay. Oh.

Yeah, some things to say. No, she's great. Megan's great. I love her. She's so pretty though. Like you don't need to keep doing this. Yeah. You look great.

Nah, yeah, well this fucking Hollywood fucks with your head. That is true. And look, I mean, Brad Pitt and Bradley Cooper have had a face, a lift, I didn't know that. That's amazing, but yeah. Both of them? Uh-huh, no. Isn't that your friend?

Who? Bradley Cooper. No, I'm just saying what people have been breaking down. Like Biden? Full on? Face lifts, no. No, who told you that? They have.

Brad Pitt, Brian Brad Pitt and I say, Hey, Brian, come on. I've had a facelift. That never. No, Brad Pitt never came up. The inset told you that. Hey, look at me, guys. That never happened. Well, that is a facelift.

No, I don't I haven't talked to them. Oh, you said they both told you. No, I didn't tell me. You just said that, though. No, I didn't lie. No, but they both had. I don't tell me. You just said that though. No, I didn't say that. Are you lying a little bit, buddy? No, but they both had some real work done. I refuse to believe that.

I hate to tell you that. I know it's Bums Yet, it's like, oh, but he's older. You know what, you know what you're drinking right now? A little bit of Haterade, how is it? I'm really not, I'm really not. I'm just really not. What flavor are you sipping on? But I mean, it's interesting.

Somebody broke it down, this plastic surgeon. Oh, no, it was on, hold on, was it social media or YouTube? No, it's a thing, I saw. On social media or YouTube? I look, the guys doing for clients, but they got you. You can look at their face. Oh no.

You can look at their face. No, I'm out, I'm out, check please. Just bring up before and after. If a surgeon is going on Instagram, go this, separate, he's done this, don't listen to it. I mean, you can do Botox. No. Hey, Bubba. No, Bubba. Don't listen to it. I mean, you can do Botox. No. Hey, Bubba.

No, Bubba. Don't be naive, because I was too. I was super. No, think about a plastic surgeon doing that. Bubba, look at me. Look at me right now. I want you to look at me. I know what I'm talking about.

I don't think so. No, you got it from a plastic surgeon though. Bubba, you need to trust me on this. They've both had some real work. But Brian, do you know how long you have to stay out of the public eye for that to come on? Botox guys, guys, guys, I've, I've, I'm very naive filler Botox. Guys, I'm very naive.

I'm just telling you what happened. Oh God, after doctors tick tock video explodes, the internet, it got you. Yeah, dude, that guy's doing any you know how many clicks if I made a video going difference in the faces but look at the jawline just take a look please I'm just telling you what yeah I think he's at work done but not facelift that's intense it's not intense it's not intense you're I'm sure it's fucking up leaving this. The way they do face looks now are super, super good. It's really amazing.

And you forget, I know people. I know people, Bob. But you don't know what it got to do with it. I'm not putting anybody down. You know, you saw the TikTok video and they got you. I'm not putting anybody down. You saw the TikTok video. No, I know some stuff.

No, you don't. You saw the TikTok video. I do, I know some stuff. And also, you can see it. You can see it. I don't think so. No, no, you can see it. I know you hate it. I get it I'm the same way. I'm I just don't bind it that doctor's doing it for clicks That's what other celebrities has he done talking about it is though It's not because you mentioned the two guys that he covered in that video. No, which is fine. No, that's no I get it

That's that's tricky talking about look see that area. That stuff's tricky. That's what I'm talking about. Look, see that area? I don't get why you don't do it there. Why don't you do it? Because I just don't think it would make a difference. I don't care. And they have to take your face off. Oh, do you know that? The tight knit?

Yeah. So they give you a facelift. Hey, I know a lot about this. I have friends who do this. They have to completely take your face off So with my the movie face so with men you have to take your face off not with women so weird There's a difference so with men look it up, but they need you with men you got to take the face off Isn't that crazy?

Yeah, because what they do so you can always tell what a facelift is there scar here or there's a scar here You can see it I know what I look for I also know what to look for because I have two friends that have had it who are the you know older You know, it's really the way they have it done down now is Pretty amazing. And you know, I am very naive because when I got my My eyes done your lids done. Yeah, they were talking about because when I got my eyes done. Your lids done? Yeah, they were talking about like filler and stuff like that.

And I was like, I'm not doing fucking filler. And then my, this woman I know was telling me, do you know how many guys you know have filler? And I was like, what? And like they can give you cheekbones. So you can get cheekbones, you can get. We can't just be I'll show but cheekbones Well, that's I know but women do that so you just yeah with this and you'll see what that's all filler

They'll accentuate your jaw. That's all filler. Yeah, so they can do they date your eyes You get this all here so you don't get those crow's feet So you see this all the time with women right and men do it all the time Facelift is way way better though. So so with facel, it's really not, they have it down to such a science. So as you get older, everyone, gravity brings this down. When you see, when you see someone who doesn't have this and you see them, when you, yeah, when you see all of a sudden, like Brad Pitt and other people, when you see this, when you see them tight like that, when you have this tightened up like that, see that?

See the neck area? That is without question and 100% a facelift. There's no question. He looks exactly the same to me. Yeah, well, that's where he is. See, that's where he got a facelift, Bubba. But I've never seen it where it's droopy. Yeah, well, that's where he is. See, that's where he got a facelift, Bubba. But I've never seen it where it's droopy. Yeah, you have.

Where? Right there. Right where he's like, if you see him, there was a picture of him, like his eyes and everything. Look at his eyes and everything. Look, we all get older. That's fake, all right? Super fake.

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's subtle, but, you know, they do it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. And then here's the other thing. So now as you get older, like so if you get a facelift at 50, it's they'll tell you it's better because then nobody notices. Yeah, don't wait to your 70. Yes. So you get it, you get like so a lot of

women and stuff like that will do it at 40 or whatever you tighten up and then you have longer to go. Which goes for like 18, 19 getting Botox now. That's insane. But like with that stuff, like with the big stuff, they'll tell you to do it, like sometimes at 45. So nobody notices.

It's just a little slight like that. And what happened with him was after one time, you know, he smokes, I wish I didn't know. So you see that and they just go, hey dude, you're looking, it gets hard. You're very aware. You also drink a lot. Yeah, so the lighting and your makeup,

you get very aware of what you look like. So I can't shoot right now, because it's the morning, I can't. I mean, I look different than I'm gonna look later in the day. So this becomes a whole issue, right? So then when that happens, you can't look, you can't look one way in the morning

if you're shooting the same scene, and then the next scene, you're like, what is this face? It's just, so they don't wanna fuck with that. So you get real sensitive to your face. So is that a write-off for him? Yeah. Oh.

You get real sensitive. You get sensitive to the idea that all of a sudden they go, you know, you get people to tell you, what happens is it happens in the makeup chair. You start to see that they're doing different things with the makeup and they're fucking with the lighting. You're very, guys like those guys are very, we're first of all-

You're using the makeup chair 30 minutes, now you're there two hours. They work also with the, they are very particular about who does their lighting very you don't just have some guy If they don't know their grip they're like who's that guy? Who's the director of photography? Wait. I don't work with that I'm not working with him. That's not gonna happen. I don't know how they shoot me You got to know especially women they get real sensitive that they have to have their makeup person They have to have

Certain lighting people DPs. I mean, it becomes a thing. So you get super sensitive to it. And after a while, it's like, fuck this. I, you know, then you see a friend who had it and you're like, how the fuck? Time to lift the face. No, I'm like, just do, just fucking. Cause this shit isn't working.

Cause what happens with Botox is you're on camera and you're fucking, forehead's not moving. And everybody knows you had Botox Everybody knows all of a sudden you're super smooth. They're like fuck this dude. You can't do that Yeah, you know, you I can see with your acting pull your do this Pull your face back like the first thing that my my guy said when I did my eyes he goes You're just gonna look a little more awake. You're not gonna notice. It's gonna be really minimal. We noticed that didn't we? Yeah Yeah, well, we didn't really. You were like, it didn't really take.

So, you know, I can't wait to get a face lift as a point I'm making. What does that make sense? I mean, I guess that makes sense though. Like in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, to me, Brad looks younger than Leo. Best he's ever looked. Best he's ever looked.

Takes that shirt off while he's doing the roof repair. His body's looked better than, his body was good, but you're seeing fight club? You see his body in fight club? I mean, come on. Don't stop. Can't stop. Yeah, that's a great body. Jacked.

I love Brad. What else you got, Jen? Your piece of shit, Brad. Not some great news here. Okay, well. So this guy had a bunch of pit bulls and apparently he went to go feed them and they decided they were still hungry. This is an LA and they ate him. And then they found him a couple days later. I don't know if you can click the pictures.

How many pit bulls is it? Said he had a kennel full. So five big ones. It must have been starving. He shouldn't be allowed to care. He must have been starving. He shouldn't be allowed to carry. There's a law anyway. He's supposed to, you can only have four or something? There's a bunch.

Yeah. There are five big ones and a bunch of babies. That's the terrible way to go. Yeah, it is. Yeah. That's awful. Yeah. So you can kind of see in that picture, but.

Did you want to see the pictures? Yeah. You can kind of see in that picture, but did you want to see the pictures? Yeah Damn he's a big dude Yeah Fucking dogs. Well, oh dude, but they then they didn't like eat his whole body. He's there. He's tore him up. Whoa Yeah What are the full body booty? I make sure everything's over okay over there. Can I make sure everything's over? Nice. Okay, over there? Can I make sure that's okay? What's going on over there?

Is she okay? Well, I want to make sure she's all right because there's no life, there's no life vest on her. What does she do? Well, I don't know. She's, I think she's, I think she's a captain of a boat.

And she leads it. She's trying to figure out how to get on the boat? Is she, I won't, she has trouble with the stairs. Oh. Now she doesn't look like, she might have been attacked. Is she? Well, she had trouble with the stairs. Oh. And now she doesn't look like she might have been attacked. I don't know if she's tired. Well, hopefully there's sunscreen. Oh.

This is so ridiculous. All you have to have is an ass and you get on a yacht. She's cool. All right. What else you got, Jen? Jesus, she's pretty cool. Yeah, looks like a good time. Yeah.

There's a new biopic coming out with Michael Jackson, guys. I'm out. And they have his. OK, but wait. His nephew is in in it and look how alike they look damn Whoa, was he able to come on is that him right there? Yes Wow, right were they able to have was he able to have okay nephew? I see Damn, he looks just like him uncanny. Why are you already out by the way? Too much Michael Jackson shit out there.

Really? What are you telling me you don't know? What is it? Is it the Bible? Is it dad? Is it dad or is it me? What else you got? Is it brothers?

Jackson Piles? He does look it. I just thought it's crazy how much they look alike. Yeah, they do look just like each other. Yeah. Hey, I go ahead and put this up. This is great. What was that Sharon Stone thing with OJ? Bottom right? Former LAPD says don't believe Sharon Stone on OJ.

What was her story? Sharon Stone's getting a little crazy, huh? Well, let me click crazy hot. Am I right? Give it up. Come on, Doug. It's hot. It won't let you pull it up. No. Come on, come on, Doug, get hot. Hey, well, you pulled up? No. She's trying to say she was there and I had the murder some shit. LAPD Squad was dispatched to her home and told her she had 10 minutes to pack her things while OJ Simpson's being chased by the police on the California freeway.

They allegedly told her they had no idea how dangerous Simpson was at the time. That's really weird. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Wait, they're saying OJ told her to pack her things, he's gonna pick her up or? She said that's what they said to her, but I don't know. No, like leave your house, the chase is on near you. That's what, is that a big deal?

I don't think that happened. Yeah. Yeah, cops like that never happened. Yeah. Well, let's try. She's trying to sell books or something. Trump complains that AI was used to make him look fat while golfing. No, so you might just be fat. Oh, yeah, yeah, they did do that. Ah, I don't know. That one was going around the internet for sure. He loves McDonald's. Yeah, I can believe they did that. I can believe.

Oh, for sure. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I don't think he's that heavy. He's not like John Christie. Have you know that's that looks about normal. He's just a big dude. Yeah. And they just, they just love to fuck with him.

Oh yeah. People like this $450 million judgment is such bullshit. It's going to be appeal. This judge just wants to write a book. Yeah. He said, I'm going to get him. I mean, that's what he said. I mean, it's like it's outrageous. You've got these DA's and these judges that are all looking to essentially do they're just

making them bigger and bigger. It's like you idiots, man, you're doing exactly what and he'll appeal this. So unfortunately, there was a shooting at the Kansas City Chief Parade and Taylor and Kelsey both donated $100,000 to the families of the victims. I thought that was kind of nice. It's because, you know, it was it wasn't like a mass shooting. We're so in to organize it.

It was two teenagers. Yeah. So they members. See, this is my thing. If they were white, would we call them teens? Do you ever notice that? Teen shooting. Well, there's plenty of white spree shooters. In fact, most of them and they'll let you know. Yeah.

Yeah, they tell you, but now if it's any other race, do you know, so do you know that the Joel Olstein shooting them let you know. Yeah. Yeah, they tell you, but it now fits any other race. Oh, do you know so? Do you know that the Joel Olstein shooting? Did you know that? You know what was on the gun? Yeah. Rainbow. Well, yeah, the rainbow flag, but also Palestine. Yeah.

But they don't, they don't, why don't they want that? Get out. Yeah. What? Why? Why is it that there's always, you know, they got some footage of it showing these kids just fighting and they think this is what started it. And there's just bad you know. They got some footage of it showing these kids just fighting and they think this is what started it.

And they're just bad shooters and they're open shooting and then they get kids? Yeah, but it was two groups they said. Fucking idiots. You know, they're trying not to use the word gang, two groups of kids. Well, they were gangs and it's like shitty, shitty, parenting shitty culture.

I didn't want to see this shit. No, that's a break your heart. The good thing is least you know It's these fucking morons and not just some another mass shooting. Yeah, I mean the it's just kids were injured Somebody died someone got shot in the face. It's so it's so unnecessary I know it's so dumb as shit kids dumb as shit gang members. Yeah gang members. That's right But we got a shit tiptoe around it Yeah, it's like hey, hey media. Why don't you talk about gang culture? Yeah, why don't you talk about fatherlessness? It's the fault cuz it's not their fault. Oh, I see their victims. Yes. Yes. So so did no responsibility, right?

No, just like with with Oprah Winfrey saying that if you're fat it's not your fault, but take those empathic. Oh, okay, cool. So what about personal accountability? What the fuck are we doing? You're asking too much, Brian. Now you're getting out of control. What are we doing? Let us catch in.

Okay, who's the funny one? Washington DC resident guys won a $340 million power ball because he checked the website and there were his numbers. So much money. But then they came back and said, oops, no, you didn't win. So he's suing the lotto. But why do they say he didn't win?

We put the wrong numbers on the website. He'll get money for sure, right? Not 304. I don't know if he will. Why not? Because they screwed up and that's just the way it is. No, no, they'll be liable for that. You can't put up false numbers. They'll settle it too. Like he might get five million. He ain't getting three forty, daddy. Three forty, three forty million. So the P, I guess when they announced it live, I think they do that live on TV.

The numbers were different, but he didn't watch the live announcing. He just went and checked afterward and everyone kept telling him, just throw the ticket away, it's trash, whatever. You didn't win, but he's like, no, I'm not gonna do this. I'm gonna put it in a safety deposit box and now he's gonna sue.

Yeah, they'll settle to give him something. Wow. I'd be furious. He's probably celebrating thing. How's he gonna spend the money? Damn. And talk about a bummer day. Yeah.

Some, like somebody told me that the average family in America spends some crazy amount of money on lotto tickets. Like it's almost $2,000 a month, a year. No, no, no. Average family? No. Yeah. Like in, in, in Taiwan or in Singapore, it's $4,000.

Well, I was curious how the jackpot gets up like three billion. Yeah. Who's paying for this? What's the average? Just people. What's the right amount of people? American families spend. Well, you just say, yeah, his family. I couldn't believe this.

Like the whole family? On a lot of tickets, yeah. It's amazing. It's nuts. Damn. 230 bucks per person. Every year. Yeah.

So if you got four members of your family, five members of your family, wow. Well, let's be honest tonight, before, so basically 230 a person, you know. Yeah, but if there's four, including kids, that's a thousand dollars. The kids are playing a lot of tuna? So, you'll be 21. No, no, look, Americans spend on large taxes including children per year. But I'm just telling you, the average family spends, I think it was like two grand a year.

It's crazy. Just in hopes to hit that jackpot. If you have a one in two hundred and ninety two million chance of winning. God damn this. How about that? And you're spending that much money. Crazy. Look at that.

Americans spent one hundred and eight billion dollars on lottery tickets. Americans. What a great. In 2022. Think about that. What a great business. Well, a think about that. What a great business. I know, but think about that, $108 billion. So it's probably more than that

if you actually average it out, right? There are 350 million people in this country. Wow, that's nuts. Are they paying out 181 million? No. 181 million players each year. They keep a lot of that. They're keeping a ton of that.

Cause they only like there's a few two billion three billion percent of Americans by at least one or more lottery tickets every single year. I've never, but have you ever bought one? Never. Me neither. That's about 181 million players. I'm gonna save my money to get a face. I had no idea it was that high.

I know I got to do that too. You won 100% do if I won a lot of it, I get a face lift. I'll buy you a face lift. the only thing I'm gonna buy you though That'd be so fun let's document it look I don't think you're that extreme I'm not doing it. It's gonna have the old hangy face buddy. You know, I'd bow touch your ears old hangy face buddy you know I'd bow touch your ears I don't like this your wrinkly ears though yeah what do you mean they're just yeah older ears I do have old man ears yeah what like right here yeah they're just like it's like that you know the skin it's like the skin is looking at

my wrinkly hair I've got hair there you fuck no it's like wrinkly here. What do you mean there? I've got hair there, you fuck. No, it's wrinkly here. Like the outer skin now has wrinkles. Oh, really? Yeah. I sleep on it. We can fix that. Skin's just given up. Yeah, it's tough.

What else you got, Jim? That's it. All right, dude. Go bowtox your face, dog. By the way, the Well Bakersfield, California, February 23rd. Huntington Beach, rec room Saturday, February 24th. I got Louisville Comedy Club March 1 and 2, Louisville, Kentucky, Tulsa, Oklahoma, breakdown comedy.

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