The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub Reacts to His First Fight (Brutal KO Story) | TFATK Ep. 1182

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Brendan Schaub reacts to one of his early career MMA fights, breaking down the knockout win over Johnny Curtis and what really happened in the aftermath. While the finish looks dominant, Schaub explains how the exchange led to a nasty hand injury that stuck with him long after the fight.The episode also dives into a controversial discussion about the alleged “Rainey Street Ripper” in Austin, exploring theories around recent deaths and whether there’s any truth to a serial killer narrative.Plus, the guys react to Joe Rogan’s involvement with Donald Trump and the push for ibogaine treatment to help veterans battling PTSD and opioid addiction. The conversation touches on UFC culture, Dana White, fighter pay, and how the fight game has evolved.Topics include:Brendan Schaub fight reaction, UFC fighter injuries, MMA early career stories, Austin serial killer debate, Joe Rogan Trump ibogaine, PTSD treatment, Dana White UFC discussion, fighter pay and reality.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatk1800Flowers.com - Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast. Trust me, don't wait. To claim your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit http://1800flowers.com/tftk. That’s http://1800flowers.com/tftk. http://1800flowers.com/tftk.Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER so you’re ready for the moment. That’s code FIGHTER. Turn five bucks into $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins.Truewerk - Get 15% off your first order at https://truewerk.com/ with code fighter. That’s https://truewerk.com/O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Happy Monday. Talk about fight stories. The old fist of cuff stories. The old fisticuffs when you got a wrestling on an all-American wrestler on the national team. That would make me very nervous. Not for you guys, right?

No. That hand scar is gnarly. Not for me. Oh, dude. And I remember when I got the surgery done, I go, how did it go and the doctor goes, did my best. I was like, oh. Did my best.

So you can tell us. It's like an urgent care. It's like an urge. Earthworm, basically. It's like an earthworm on my fucking thumb now. Yeah, that does. It's not a small scar. But how is your, how is your, you have fine moving?

Oh, yeah, I'm good. I mean, it goes numb when it's cold out. Those water caterpillars when you're poor and you get in your apartment? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It looks terrible. How did you get that?

I was just, I knocked them out. Did you punch them wrong? No, I'm what you're talking about. I just, I knocked out this guy, Johnny Curtis. I forget the name of the league. They told you he was a high school wrestler. You got set up.

Yep, got set up. But when I knocked him out, I go to, finish him, you know, like, finish him. And I go like this and this hit, like, the tip of his, like, hit. Ooh, that hurts. Was just, is it sharp just the way it just went? Yeah, it just fucked me. And you, and you, uh, oh, you know, you can go to the fight.

Homeboy's a big kid too. What do he weigh? Tree man. Dude, 2008. Shit nickname. That's so weird. There might be some ads, hold on. Look at this.

Nope, no ads. He didn't have a lot of stand-up. U.S. Wasn't a big stand-up guy. Pure wrestler. An old, old shot. Oh, turn this up, Chin. out of Denver, Colorado.

A young Brandon there. How old are you? Trevor Whitman and Christian Allen. You know what? It's a fight. So, you know, I'm ready for anything. I think that's a big ass that is right for it to go anywhere. Wherever he wants to take it.

If he wants to keep on his feet, you know, that's definitely in my favor. He wants to go to the ground. That's fine, too. When the fans are you on Saturday night, they're definitely going to be saying, wow, he's the next big heavyweight. I love that kind of confidence. And this is a confident. Thomas was the other commentator. I love this.

Really? Yeah. I don't know he's been around. A lot of matured that's sort of been the theme tonight here for these 25-year-olds. 25-spoken. Very large, I might add, 6-6. And already a full-fant-fights. Someone's a head of the stats.

They definitely did. Pat the stats, babe. He's well-rounded. Fights out of the good school. Aspect of his game that needs most work. I'm going to watch a whole. Just nerve, yeah. Nervous as shit.

He's got the truth. He's got the size. What's going through your head as you're walking up there? Here's what athleticism will do for you. I was so young, man. I was just ready to fuck shit out. Yeah? Yeah.

No nerves? Oh, yeah, I was nervous. Yeah. He's an amazing athlete. But you're in war, you know? First of all, he had only been training boxing for six months that became a golden gloves boxing champ. Wow.

Has the strength and conditioning coach that the UFC Walthaway champion, George St. Pierre has. Is that Christian? Yeah. That guy right out. That guy right there? He's so good. He's such a genius. He's a ninja.

That little guy right there. He's like one on the right. This guy is green. No doubt about it. But man, he's got all the tools and the proper handling should go very far. By the way, the bald guy in the back of him there is Elliot Marshall who is on this season

of the ultimate fighter. Wow. My name's Johnny Curtis. I'm fighting with one spirit martial arts in Virginia. That's a thick dude. Strategy, I'm certainly going to come out with my hands up and chin down and throw some on the feet and eventually try to get to the ground.

I'm in good shape. I own a freedom tree. service and so it's physical, but I train six days a week. Good advertising. I'm trying to throw that promo in there. Eight years old, I feel a real good shape, feel strong and good help. Hell I'm an athlete. This is a two-time All-American wrestler out of the university.

We're in right now, George Mason University. Just adored here by everyone. Phenomenal wrestling. Phenomenal base. Actually, pretty good submissions. It's still a play. There is a big question mark, though, about his stand-up. Last time he brought a guy that wasn't as good as a wrestler, but we'd be able to

George Mason. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is this your first pro vote? Second. Second. He tells you he's got crisp hands. Look at that guy. Look at Johnny Febler.

Look at Johnny Hot Smoke next one with that hair. It's good hair right there, bro. It looks like that. What's that Hell's Angel guy name? Chuck Zeta. Looks like Chuck Zeta. Yeah, that guy's got some. Big enough to have a shot at the NFL at 6 foot 6.

They keep saying on 6-6. It's insane. He's huge. Yeah, he's a big guy. professional athlete, but I'm 6'4 and about 250 pounds, and he dwarfed me. Luke, that is not true. But I like the height.

Luke's a big deal, though, isn't it? Yeah, Luke's about my size. Is he? Every bit of 6'4. You might have been wearing boots. Was Luke an athlete? No. She says there 6.4.

Six feet tall, though, he listed himself as 62. What's your affiliation? Tees K-O. Let's go. Look, Luke, he's definitely big of 60. graphics, the shitty graphics. Oh, I know.

God. I'm pretty sure the owner of this, uh, promotion committed suicide. Oh, no. Yeah, a few years after. So this was, this was sponsored by WJFK. Radio. No, it's a big one. Yeah, it's a big one in the East Coast.

Oh boy. Hands up. Let them fly. God. This fight is scheduled for three battles in the UWC heavy weight division. First, introducing fighting out of the blue. corner. He is a Brazilian jiu-jitsu artist, holding a professional record of one land with no losses. How long have you been doing jih Tzu and a stand six feet four inches tall fighting out of Denver, Colorado.

Brendan Schwab fucked it up. But you had you picked up punching pretty easy, right? I mean, it's kind of like your thing at that point. His opponent on my left fighting in the red corner. He is a boxer holding a professional record of the loss and one loss. God, they're a show all so all. often so bad. Johnny! How much should people make up back then? It's like I was watching the old UFC one and there was like people like I have 700

three fight. Yeah, well it's like WWF too, you know? Yeah, man. Line it up in this match up here, six foot six. This looks like it's from 192. What years is this? Ren and Schaub in the 2008? Yeah.

John Curtis in the olive and black stral trunks. Who would have thought the U.S. would have been just fighting up? the street at the White House. Third man in, Mike King, ready to get the heavyweight star. Let's go, baby. Damn it to 20 years after this. Hand shop, keep it on the feet.

I think he has to to win. Curtis's wrestling is too good. This was 18 years ago. This guy is not really. Curtis does not want to be at the end of the big long chap. I'm crazy about it.

Wait. Yeah, you see. Oh, shit. Shots over commit. Big take down. Nice take down. A little bit too aggressive. Jesus.

Also, one of the thing about shove up. This is take down defense. Still very green at it. Whoa. Very good balance. Watch job balanced. Hard ready to get off of his base. That was a anti-coni show.

That was such an amateur mistake. That's some Cyril Gond's shit. Back of his head hit the canvas pretty hard. I saw him grimace, but he appears to be okay here with side control. Yeah, this is a good spot for him. God, Lou, Lou, boom, get you some. You guys are a technical. You guys are a couple of things.

Now it gets bad. Fisie Nambi. Pambies. Look at this. He wants his takedown, but he's not sitting in with his punches. He's very uncomfortable. He's a gamby, Pamby? Shob can keep that jab in his face. He's going to be ashamed.

Curtis needs to set up those takedowns, though. He shows you the phenomenal out. Oh, he's hurt his leg. Oh, he's hurt his leg. Oh, I saw it right there. Was that the one? Oh, Curtis gets to set up those takedowns. Jim moved it.

He shows you the phenomenal out. Oh, God, his leg. That third punch. And he got knocked out at the end. Shub. This jump almost blow both my ACLs out. Watch this. He got Barnett.

What? No, watch. I jumped so high and hard. Watch this. Brendan Shaw at one minute and one second of round one. It takes care of Johnny Curtis. Brendan. Brendan, don't do it.

Brendan. It's a 25-year-old. What is that? Almost clue both of my ACLs. Yeah. Oh, that's kind of hurt. You can stop it, Jim. I think.

I think I get on the mic and call out Frank Mayer after this? Yeah. And he just gets stopped here. You're right. That was definitely that third punch. Oh, yes. For a guy who's an all-American wrestler, that wasn't exactly kind of take down. Ruined my shit.

That was a weird jump. Yeah. Reaching for behind the knees. Beaching for that. Very, very good demonstration. Taking out a very tough, tough fighter. Key to this one clearly. Take down defense.

You had the knees going. You had the hands going. you wanted nothing to do with the ground. You wanted to demonstrate your hands. You had that black Power Ranger airline. Yeah, still do. That's fine.

So I was comfortable down there. It's just really wherever I wanted to take it. So at 6'4 6'6 and extremely large guy, a great start to your pro career here with a win. This was your pro debut tonight. What can we look forward to? And we also noticed that Josh Barnett, neck slice at the end there,

Nice theatricals there You wearing swim trumps Basically It's bigger and better things Only up from here And I appreciate the UWC For what they did

And it's just bigger And better things from here Look You see a lot of me Here's the end of the fight Talk us through this Brendan I went for a double leg It looked like

I stuffed them Give him an upper cut I didn't see that Boom Oh he's grabbing his knee Now it looked like he may have Damaged his knee on the way down But you're doing

What a fighter's supposed to do You gotta finish that fight Until the referee tells you otherwise good job finishing yeah you know that's what we're trained to do is finish it to the rep pulls it off so uh knee or not you know the uppercut help with that so it was a good night a bright future for you mr brendan shaw no cauliflower ears look at his ears nothing nice and clean my dad wanted to see um washington dc after that yeah and didn't give a fuck that my thumb was throbbing my hand got like this slice open it was just puffy just

God. Disgusting. That fight cost me money. So painful. Oh, I'm sorry. Is this throwback Monday? Anything else, fellas? Right?

Right? 18 years ago. That was a hot second ago. Hot second. Dude, boys started tackle football. I got, I had to get them football gear. Yeah, I saw that.

I bought them football gear. Dude, the difference between those helmets and pads now to when I play? Really? Oh, night technology? You imagine when Brian played with weather helmets? Oh, bro. Yeah.

Dude, night and day different. Really? Oh, my God. The pads. They had Rydell helmets with the, with the, you know, all the different little pads inside. They still have that, but it's the pads are like gel and shock exorbing. Yeah. They're so much lighter.

And the pads are all form fitting and they're thin. Really? And they're just, they're way better and hard. And it's like, it's like this big now. It's like this thin now. Damn. I know. They got me.

It was like hard. Like the pads were hard. The pads were hard. They actually made it worse. And they were big. So you couldn't like reach up and grab. Now. Yeah.

It's like they can fucking. What do you mean? It's just better technology. Everything's thinner, lighter. It's just way better. I didn't they have that when we were younger. Mine was made for the New York Giants and I was fucking 75 pounds. Oh, I know, dude.

And especially my six-year-old, the helmet, you know, I was like, dude, he screws me running. I was like to the side. No, dude, the helmet's so light. Uh-huh. There's so much better. Wow. The technology is so much better. Not cheap.

No. Not cheap, dude. No. What's a good helmet run? Buddy. I don't want to get. into that. I'd like to know. Buddy. So I get there and they have one that they recommend the team buys. I go, okay, I see that. But what's that one? The guy goes, well, that's the one. Well,

that's the one like Tom Brady, Patrick Holmes wears. And he goes, it actually helps concussions less than by 20 percent. Like, well, I got to do that. It's the kid's protection. We're talking about their brains. I'll take two of those. Hell yeah. You're that audience member that doesn't put their phone on Barbary. What? I'm like, I'll take, I'm like, I'll take, I'm like, Like, I'll take two of those. Two of those, and? Not cheap, man. I'll say that.

Really? Not cheap. But for the kids, I don't even think about it. Can I get a number, please? I need to know. Okay, let me guess. I'm going to guess. Let's play prices right right now.

Yeah. I'd say, I'd say 200 bucks. I'm going to say 201. Who's closer? Both way off. Okay, hold on. Because this is technology. Now, I'm going to actually say three.

$320. We might be, we might be getting up to $350. $800. What? Wait a minute. What? Eight hundred bucks.

Buy a new kid? Per helmet. Yeah. For the, for the helmet? Yeah. For the deluxe one. The light Apache right there is $400.

Damn, even the Dick sporting goods specials fucking almost $200. So all together, $800. You're talking about $400? Yeah, yeah, yeah. $800? If, go to Rydell Chin. That's one that's 439. Wow.

But you're right. You got to get. Now, what are the big helmets they have now in the pros? Oh, God, that the bitches wear? It has like the Mega Mind sponge on it. Hey, bud. Just don't play if you're that big of a bitch. You know?

They had those that dicks. I was like, to Tiger's dad, do I need this? I'm like, if you wear that, you're not playing. See, I'm a more. And I thought that maybe they were having like microphones in there or something like that. No? No, that's just added protection. Now, I understand where it may be in,

practice, but if you're the quarterback, maybe. You know, you don't want to take some head damage as a quarterback. I guess, man. Just don't play. Just don't play? No, just don't play. Dude, he's like, Dad, I need a visor. I'm like, no, you know. No, you're not. No, you're not. So cute. Dad, this visor, I'm like, no, I see

him. He's like, you won't one of them. I did. I did. Yeah, I did. You got to earn that, bud. You know, you're not getting a visor and the back thing. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, look you these Jordan gloves. No, I see them. I see them. But this is a $400 helmet, Bubba.

Yeah. When I was a kid, my helmet was $40. Yeah, that's great. And it was used from Played Against Sports. It smelled like shit, buddy. Dude, when you got hand-me-down thigh pads. Oh, the word. That's the other thing.

The leg pads, now they have like a girdle. It's like spandex with all the pads built in, form fitting. They're thinner, harder. Damn. Just 17 years of children sweating them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And now they have like, you know, your pad you have to like air them out in the summer because it'd be like mold milled up now there's like dry fit material in there where the sweat can't stay in it it's insane dude's amazing but i told them i said you got to wear the helmet all the time before we start camp because you got to get used to have it on so there'll be you come in they're watching they're both sitting now watching two with their helmets on i told nick dude i woke up the i was woke up this morning here this ruffler I go someone's breaking the house. Nope, it's Tiger in Boston at 3.45 in the morning.

No, come on. With their helmets and pads on. And I walk in and tigers in a three-point stance about to fucking truck his little brother. At 3.45? I wake up, I go, what are you doing? And T's all, Dad, sorry. We were so excited about our gear. And they thought I was going to be mad.

I'm like, let's party. Let's take this outside. You guys were awake at that. Oh, yeah. What time are they go to bed? 8 o'clock at the latest. eight o'clock i mean they have a suit jane i had kids on a super strict guy they're in bed by seven what time they usually have five no fuck no no no they're school they have to be that seven 20 they're about

six 30 okay yeah but i told them i'm saying hey i'm all about whatever getting used to your football bad dude your guys's day is so fucked yeah now i'm driving to school and they're both asleep in the back shot i'm like get ready shot i'm not mad at it i think most dads would like what are you doing and i was like oh let's party you were pumped oh dude so pumped Yeah. Fuck, yeah. Hell yeah. Let's do it.

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But he's only killing gay guys? Yeah, I've looked into it. You're happier, though? Yeah. Whenever someone said I looked in, I go, okay. I did because they, they just, it's just not enough evidence to suggest. Because a lot of it's like vagrants, people who get drunk. It's not, though.

It's not, though. Is it all gay guys? Well, gay guys go down to the bang, right? So sometimes they're high. And they fall in the water. Yeah. They can't swim? Mm-hmm.

Is that a thing? Are they black gay guys? No. I'm not answering that question. But the answer is yes. Now, yeah, I would say that the thing is, when you get, huh, you tend to be a little delirious. You fall into the water. It's a popper action.

Yeah, when you got poppers. Type in how many people have died at Lake Austin. Are they mostly gay? They're all gay. So if they're targeted. No. Renan is being. Go into it.

If they're targeting gays, me and you should not be out there because we look like. Yeah. With a serial killers like, I guess. Because he's about to come me a big, dude, I'm telling you, I just, I just dressed like this and I have body dysmorphia. I'm not actually gay. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So there's 189 cases.

Yeah. No evidence of a serial killer. Yeah. Is this Google? That makes it. That makes sense. That makes it over three dozen. Hold on.

Since 22, 32, 38 bodies have been found. Yeah, but that's normal, Bob. Yeah, that's normal. It is actually. It's actually not a lot at all. And this has to be all white in their 20 gig guys. No, I talked to a cop about it. No, you fucking did it.

I did. I did. I did. I said, is there a serial killer? And he goes like this. He goes, he goes, I mean, he goes, no. He was like this. He was like this.

He was like, he goes, I go, but they, they find a lot of bodies. He goes, any body of water in a city, you find bodies all the time, all the time. People kill themselves. Vigments die. So the 19th person We found dead in the water in three years The Rainy Street Ripper I love it

Ripper's wild for But we haven't had a good serial killer name In so long Right Rainy Street Ripper Nobody's making merch, bro That's a good, that's a good name That's a good name

We are found by a paddle border, you know 5,000 signatures last July Beg police to consider the death's part of the wider issue Keeps going down, Chin It was taught awesome police to warn they said that the Austin drownings may not be accidents. Maybe not, but what do you think?

I don't know. I think you have a lot to worry about if you walk down that block at night time. I do. I've seen your acts. Because I'm victim. I'm victim weight. Your victim weight. Yeah.

Questionably gay. If one can hold you down, it takes just two to fuck you. Yeah. You know, I'm just out there looking around, guys. I'm fishing. How many active serial killers are actually, is that still a thing? You don't hear anything about that. It's like 53 currently, I think.

Really? Yeah, at all times. But again, serial killers are a loose term, right? It's three or more killed the same way. Yeah. So I could just be one guy who saw three people banging his girl. What did you type in to? How many of them were gay?

Oh, no. Type in how many active serial killers in North America? Oh, you're a duck, duck, guy. The big one's in Yosemite. How many people go missing your fucking Yosemite? It's wild. What do you mean? You ever looked at how many people go missing National Parks?

National Parks are kind of crazy. It's fucking wild. Is that that theory that there's like, there's aliens or some shit like that? I don't know about that one. I don't get down with the alien shit. I just think people get eaten by bears and get lost and shit. The one thing if you are a serial, dude,

you're just camping out, killing? Yeah. That does happen in Appalachia. Appalachia people go. So look, FBI estimates there are between 25 to 50 active cirriquers in the U.S. at any given time. here we hear this number's likely higher on a worldwide scale no shit chin go to how many people go missing at national parks this is this is i don't know why there a connection i don't know why i'm

doing penis touching is there a connection it's weird i think people just cold case investigators first yeah but what are you to have you know here's how i know that this could possibly just people disappearing have you ever seen brian trying to find his car at the end of the night every day you know i'm not going to a national park in night time I was a half hour late. I looked for my fucking car. I've never been with you where you don't lose your car. I lost,

I looked for my car for 40 minutes. Remember when I came on Monday? It's wild. I usually don't believe it either. And I get it. Dude, how, I don't know how this isn't a thing.

It said, whoa, it said 600,000 people go missing in the United States. Hold on. Every year. And y'all worried about COVID. No, not.

Every year. Are these missing people are, recovered annually. Both dead and alive. So let's say it's 30%. That's fucking banana. That's like 10% of 600,000. 60,000?

Yes. I believe that they're probably, you're right. Am I? They're probably like animals that eat you. It's hard to check it, chalk it up to cereal killers, but something's going,

we got to, we got to, that's crazy. We got to solve cameras or something. 600,000. 600,000? And we're just like, yeah, it's every year. It's like, what? Wait, how many national parks do we?

we have a ton a lot a lot a lot of but is there one where it's like this is where it happens the most they're massive so we read so the the headline is how many people have disappeared in america's national parks but then it goes namus has said them when the 600,000 persons go missing in the United States every year in all circumstances so they're just saying the the total of people getting this every year and then if we go down here that's a that's a city um that's a city National Park Service says that has 424 National Park sites and 63 National Parks. And then as it goes on. And they can't give a number?

Let's go here. It is a massive. 12.9 million visitors between blah, blah, blah, blah. And 34 go missing persons. That's all the missing person. I was in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Wait, hold on. 1100 missing persons report dating back to 2018.

I thought it was more on that. That's not terrible. It's not good. That's actually a healthy number. Yeah, that's pretty standard. Yeah, three out of $12.9 million. $600,000 would be in fucking, yeah. I was like, we got to do something.

So Grand Canyon National Park had 4.7 million visitors with at least 56 people reported missing. Yeah. I'm already bored. Not a big deal. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of big deals, you guys' boy Joe at the White House, that's crazy. Pretty wild.

I began shit. But I don't, how, but whatever. It's weird to see your friend. So strange. And I think my brother sent me and I was like, oh, when was that? Last week, he's like, today, dumb ass. I'm like, he's there now. I know.

I was just talking. He's there now. But my thing is, is like, it's to save veterans, you know, it's a good cause. So no matter what side you're on, left or right, saving veterans isn't a political thing. No. And thank God Joe has a relationship with Trump where he can text him and he responds. He goes, oh yeah, I'll look into this.

And got it done. I just, I don't understand, again, anti-Trump, pro comology, whatever the fuck side you're on. Veterans, it's a good thing. Saving lives, it's fucking awesome. It's amazing. That Ibegain shit is an unbelievable track record. Like I was shocked. So let me watch this because he makes that.

This is actually pretty funny. So let me refresh it. Trump cracks me up. So funny. First term, for 28 years, drug prices went up, and I got it down one quarter or one eighth of a percent. I was so proud of myself. The only one that in 28 years got him down, and I had a news conference to explain

how great I was. I said, I'm the greatest there ever worked. I got it down one eighth of a percent. I was very, I was very much. proud because it only went up for 28 years it went up now i got it down a little bit in my first this has hair looks like cotton candy what's that he's hair looks like cotton candy doesn't he's i know there's no hope if you're losing hair the guys all the main the world all the resources is just that much you know my favorite that's uh that's uh that's uh that's from lone survivor that's what's

his name marcus uh latrille right you know my favorite thing about joe be in there is he's wearing the same outfit he would be wearing if he just you just got knocked out in the ufc oh yeah yeah there's no does he have a closet of just those black shirts i'm sure Yeah. But yeah, people that got upset are throwing Joe hate. It's like, hold on, this isn't a political thing. This is good for veterans. I don't understand.

Who's throwing him hate? Are you out of your mind? He's making like such a difference. No, there's, I've seen some people. Oh, my God. Well, they're so dumb. He's literally going there to, to, like, use everything he can to get people to have healthy. To save wise.

Opioid addiction is such a major problem. I've lost a lot of friends. Yeah. Ibegan is actually a lifesaver, apparently. I had no idea, but I knew he had Governor Perry, that guy on, who is, I guess, a soldier? I don't know, but. And what is it? It's a hallucinogen?

Yes, I think. So, Mark Lus Atrelle, who had major pain from his own survivor. Yeah. And he had major pain from all his stuff. And he had to go through, you know, I think Ibegain helped him. So it's for more than just that. It's also like, what, PTSD as well? Oh, yeah, big time.

Yeah, look up I began. It's a natural. Active compound derived from Root Bark. That's amazing, man. PTSD, brain trauma. But thank God Rogan has that relationship to get it fucking done, man. Who gives the fuck?

Because Rogan would have done this if Biden was office, Kamala. No one... He wouldn't give shit. He's not about that. I saw people complain. They're like, oh, Joe said he's politically homeless and now he's behind. But it's like, you know, it's a not a very politically homeless move to go, hey, I want to help out everybody.

People who are over- It's not a party line to be like, I want to save veterans who are dying of overdose. Yeah, how can you be upset at this? He's not doing this for the war. People are so compromised. You know, they're on teams. Who gives a fuck what team you're on with this, man? It's weird to think, like, if my team is not the one saving people, then I'm against it.

It's so dumb. It's so dumb. Yeah, especially for this. It's not political. This is helping people who are addicted to my opiates. Trump's here is a disaster. President Trump, some information. We have a gigantic.

anti-opiate problem in this country, obviously. In 2024, more than 80,000 people died of overdoses. It's a horrible number. And there's more than 5 million people that are addicted to opiates right now in this country. With one dose of Ibigate, more than 80% of people are free of that addiction. With two doses, it's more than 90%. I sent him that information. The text message came back sounds great. Do you want FDA approval? Let's do it. It's literally that quick. These drugs are illegal not because they're harmful. They're illegal because of the 1970 controlled substances act that was passed by the Richard

Nixon administration. They did it to target the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement. It's not because these drugs harm people. And for 56 years, we've lived under those terrible conditions. We're free of that now. We're free of that now. Thanks to all these people that we see next to me, and thanks to President Trump. That's legitimately the coolest thing Joe's done.

That's so fucking cool. It's probably the most powerful thing he's done. Yeah. I agree. Let's take a little break here, boys, because the NBA playoffs are here. My Nuggets are doing the damn thing. They're the Achilles heel. They're the Cryptonite to the Minnesota Timberwuffs and New York.

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The fact that he's using his platform to actually save. Get something done. That's so amazing. It's incredible. Yeah. That's badass. It's so cool. You know, as somebody who's known him for 30 years, whatever you want to say about him,

I can tell you that if you talk about what, like, he is a truly good person, like he means everyone, everyone, everyone, and all the best. but he also is somebody who is very honest with himself and everybody around him. Dude, he's jacked there right now. Yeah, he's big. Yeah. He's a thickie. I tell Trump, look how big Trump is compared to.

Trump's a big. Trump's big. Six, four, six, five? Six, six, six. I think me and Joe are like the exact same dimensions, too. Every time I'm seeing him at the mothership, like, the exact same height. I think Joe might be a little bigger, right? I think he's actually a little thicker.

I think your arms are bigger. upper body. Joe's legs are huge. And his feet are gigantic. Yeah. And you've got a dick on him too. A little thicker. Yeah.

I mean, I think Joe's thicker than Nick. I don't know. Nick's pretty thick, bro. I think upper body, but his leg, he's got... Right now?

Right now, 209? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's bigger. You're bigger. Are you taller than him? No, I think we're like the exact same height. Yeah. Weird.

They guys are both big cats. Mm-hmm. Everybody around him pretty tall. La Trell's 65. How big is RFK? Six-three, easy. Is he that big? Damn.

I mean, there weren't shoes. He's lean and mean there, too. Yeah, he is. Oh, yeah. Hey, can I ask you something about TRT? I'm glad we're talking about this. For the record, people always like, oh, Nick's always bringing up steroids when he comes on.

I don't ask these questions. Brian. Yeah, it's always Brian. We really don't talk about TRT, but I always want to talk about it. Because you're new to it. Yeah, and I was like, so I guess it fucks with your estrogen in a little bit. Yeah.

I got to go get my shit checked. But I was like... Are you getting blood work done? I'm going to now. I have to go because I'm almost done. But I was like... You got tits? Crying over like everything that I saw.

Yeah. Bro, for real. Like, I'm not an emotional guy. You're like the... Dude, I told you the story about me. You like... Bro, I've been sick. I've been like...

But I'm watching YouTube. And I would see something and I'm like, and then I'd be listening. I told you the story about me, right? So back in the day, back before there was like TRT clinics and stuff like that, you would just meet some guy who was jacked at the gym. So I got, and he had me on like 500 milligrams of test and 500 milligrams of equipoise. Oh my God.

And this is back in the day. And like, then I came off the EQ, which EQ kind of helps with your estrogen. And so I'm just on just 500 milligrams test. So my estrogen must have been going through the roof, right? No one told us anything about it. So I remember one day in my apartment watching America's Got Talent and someone got the golden buzzer and it just, I just started crying. Crying so hard. And I called the guy and he goes, oh, we got to get trashed jacked, dude.

This is a problem. Yeah. Yeah. My estrogen must have I was crying. That was the golden buzzer. So weird. Yeah, the stuff you take. I can't believe they didn't.

Well, I'm just new to it. I'm doing a low dose, but every other day is apparently not that low. So estrogen's good for, you don't want low estrogen. No, you don't want. estrogen, you'll feel dried out, you'll feel tired, you'll feel weak. And then it's also bad. Like, having a healthy amount of estrogen is also good for your immune system. Yeah. Right. But you also don't want too high because that's one you're going to start getting symptoms like you get like kids. Tits. You get that's the crazy. I know. Yeah. I know your face starts. Oh,

I wish you would get Gaino. You want to get kind of. I would stop right away. I'd stop right away. I'd stop right away. I'd stop right away. Dude, I've seen so, I remember this one kid at my gym back in the day because he was taken, I think he was taking like a gram of test a week, which is like, it's a lot. And he ended up getting legit, a zoo. Not bad acne. Really? He got, he, I remember he was like, dude, feel my nipples. And I was like, what do you mean?

And he goes, feel them. And it was an actual golf ball behind his nipple, like an actual golf ball. Some just start lactating. No, that's happened. One day he was on benching. He was, he was a dick to people all the time. So disgusting. And while some kid was benching his max, he squeezed his nipple out and brown milk.

Oh, wow. That's what you know you're on too much. Dude, I would lose my fucking mind. There's nothing more disgusting. It was brown. Also, don't do that much. It was so crazy. And you have to get that taken out, right?

He never did. He still has a nice healthy. Dumb. He has a nice. Yeah, and he has such a sick physique, but then you look at it and it's just like a lady tit on top of his peck. You fucked up. It's gross. Yeah, you can't have that.

No. But you just got to do it smart. It's well, like, it's crazy. Like, because back in the day, you didn't, you'd go on, bodybuilding.com and just trust some guy who is on a forum. Now you have actual doctors helping you know like that. Yeah, there's no reason for it now. Yeah. Back in the day, you'd just be like, 500 milligram steps was like the base. That's what you would take. But you haven't been out long enough where you can get like crazy side effects. No, I'm going to get blood checked. Then they'll be

able to diagnose you some good shit. Fuck yeah. Do I may have to take something else? Just a pill? You would take a remodex or Nash's salt. A pill that just lowers your estrogen. And I mean, I'm surprised at 80 milligrams of test that you're getting maybe you're hyper sensitive or you could just being older and being a bitch i might just be a uh because usually you don't get that until you're like i might just be a girly boy you might be you were crying before this though yeah a little bit no no uh-uh never the only time i was crying was when i was taking that propitia and i got my and they go your estrogen levels are raised because of that shit uh yeah and i was like and i stopped and i went right back to being dead behind the eyes now i'm taking tests and i'm like

I don't know. You might just be an emotional guy. Yeah, maybe we're getting older. No, fuck you guys, okay? That's not true.

You get, it's not like I'm all the sudden getting more sensitive because of time. I'm, I'm fucking, fucking with my endocrine system. You're on 80 milligrams of tests. Yeah, that's not low, right?

It's very well. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. It should be getting side of, very low, but like, point two.

Yeah. Like, honestly, it's that much. When you start crossing like 200 milligrams test a week, then short. Maybe I've just been a little sicky poop. I think you're just a sensitive dude. Chin, bring up this show a day in my body.

A day in my body? Yep, on TLC. You think your brain is sharper? I do. Yeah? I think I have more energy, man. Yeah? I'm telling you, I'm back to that kind of a building.

Go to images. My wife made me watch this show. Dude? What? So it's called one day in my body. You see the guy? No. So he was a.

a strong, healthy kid. He's working a forklift. Forklift runs over him. It takes his entire lower body. His weiner, his ass, all his legs. It takes his right arm and his entire lower body. His wife stays with him. He has infections all the fucking time.

I looked at my wife. I'm like, just throw me off the side of a bridge. I was literally about to say, before I say what I'm about to say, just know this guy is a hero, right? Gangster. That being said, if you have no dick anymore, how long you last, then? First of all, I don't want to be around.

Well, that's what my wife was like, hey, if that's me, just pull the plug. And then there's another guy, I don't know, it's I'm sure it's on episode. How did he survive? Well, there's the guy. That's what I said. They flew him and they, it's some sort of. You ever seen that wrestler dude that has only that part? Yeah, I did a thing with him. You wrestle them? Yeah, I did.

Does he still have a piece? I don't know. You know? He was born that way, though. But then there's another guy on the show where I don't know how he might have been, I don't know, but he's misses an entire lower jaw. Oh, God. He's a black guy. He has no, I look at my wife.

I'm like, dude, this is, I can't unsee this now and you've kind of ruined my Monday. Yeah. Okay. And I'm going to cry. Yeah. And I didn't know what was going on. Type type. And I looked at it.

It took me a second to make sense of the picture. It's wild, right? And now I will never be the same. It's an interesting show. Go to the guy missing. the whole jaw. What the fuck show is this, dude? How is this,

why is this called TLC? See, the black guy in the bottom left, bottom left. I do. I do. So here's some syndrome, but you can't eat or nothing. No, you can't. You don't say.

Great. So this is, this is not, this is not what I want. Is that his girl? From this. Yeah, but that's the thing, like God bless them. They both have girls.

Does he have a tongue? No, man. It looks like it does have a little bit of bottom jaw. I don't mean to be mean, but it looked like she was kissing him hard. I know. I'm so... I just... Sucking lip.

Yeah, this is such a bummer. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it is. You know what's got to be crazy? If you're just a guy who's just walking down the street... And she's pretty hot. I was about say, if you're a guy who can't get pussy and then you see this, that has to be your 13th reason why.

There are some women that adopt dogs with three legs, and they just can't help. No, I don't know if that's this, Brian. I hear you, but a lot of them were with them before this happened. Like the couple that were the guy missing the lower body, they were together way before that. That's great. Yeah, but you're trying, you're being like,

there's some women, this is their kink. You're discrediting in these women. Some women, they're caregivers, and they just want to take care of them. Or they're good people, and their fucking husband lost his jaw, and they stick it out to take care of them. his jaw, he was born with it that way. I don't know if he was.

He was born without a jaw. And, uh, yes, he's born. And so what happened was, well, she knows he's not going to talk to other women. She met him, Brennan. And she said, I like the way that mustache sits. I don't know. And I'm just telling you what happened. Okay, I'm not.

I'm trying to explain to you. She goes, you have half a face and I'm going to take you under my wing. Yeah, I get it. And that's fine. But there's something going on there. Okay. It's a fucking tragedy. And I want to quit everything right now.

I know. And I don't know what the other, the, the lady, like with a small head. I don't know what's going on there. There's another lady with some skin condition. It's just, you watch it. And I look at my eye from like, this is so stressful. It's a disaster. Okay.

How about the kid on the fork? Healthy. That's a disaster. The kid, the kid, he was driving a forklift. And it just, he went to go move this big, like, gallon of water. And it just tipped over. And he flew out. And then the forklift said,

that hold on, hold on, hold on, rolled down and went boom on his legs. Took you all his little, look at this. Have you seen that viral video that guy in the forklift at the, at the convene the store? And he's trying to hold the box up and he's screaming. No. It might be the funniest video I've ever seen. Wait, what is it? It's this like, I guess they sent this, this frail dude up to go lift one of the boxes off the pallets and he's slowly getting crushed.

How would type it in? Forklift. I don't know It's so fucked up That's the guy Which one top? Yeah Oh

Yeah He's coming down man You got it He doesn't got it though There you go You can be scared Roll with it And so I'm talking about

Hell yeah He's doing good Is it crushing him I think he's being a little dramatic Come down just wait I'm in a way that's not helping

no one's helping him well he's trapped this guy does not do well in depression no he doesn't but also it doesn't seem that heavy no it's not yeah he's moving it

he's kind of moving it there's also metal bar so just duck under dude I love the camera guy working on a lift trying to move a heavy box unfortunately something went wrong

and the employee got stuck up there with the box. Just his reaction when he started screaming and help. I lost it. The box does not seem that heavy. No, it's probably like a 70-pound box. I think this video is a great reminder of the hard work that goes on behind the scenes at stores like Lowe's. And the risks that employees sometimes space in their jobs.

That's hilarious. Just real fast. Go back to him screaming help. It's hilarious. Go back further. Yeah, he panicked. He panicked. I bet he got down.

The guy films like, when you make that noise, you got to leave that job. Oh, man. Thanks for watching. Jesus Christ. That's an OS selector. I actually ran over someone with that at work.

You ran over somebody? Yeah. What? Imagine being in the aisles. That's like in the outside of the aisle. But imagine being inside the aisles. They're like narrow. Yeah.

So I'm like stocking these boxes on the top. And you're supposed to tell someone if you're going to walk underneath to go into the machine. And this guy, he purposely went under my machine. And I ran over his foot and he started screaming like that too. Oh. So he could sue the company. He tried it multiple times with other people. But he got it finally.

He got it. And he's like, he has a permanent limp, but he's like a millionaire. Well, type. Yeah, I would be like if you can give me a permanent limb, you got to see some money. No, he has like, I think he made like eight millioners. Where were you working out of Jim? Ingram Micro, it's a warehouse. And I'm in the manual now too.

But I didn't get in trouble. He got in trouble. Yeah, but he got eight mill. I know. That's like, give me some, dude. Not doing a lot. So I see a car up on one of these things that you have here and it'll just fall over. Not doing a lot for that Asian driving stereotype chin.

That was Asian dude that walked under. So it was like perfect. Two worlds colliding. There's Asian on a forklift. Stay on the aisle. Yeah. Yeah, TLC shows stress you out.

That's just the heartburn. Everything on TLC is either, makes me so sad. I don't mean to be a dick, but freakish. Yeah, it is. All TLC does is they find somebody big on YouTube like that girl with Tourette's, the girl who's going trans, the big fat chubby sisters. And then there's like, hey, you want to show?

How was just the learning channel? What is anyone learning about? Oh, that's right. That's what TLC says. TLC is the learning channel. Oh. What the fuck am I learning? The learning channel.

These are all the people you see at Walmart at 2 in the morning. You don't want to learn. That shit sells. That's what happens. Mm-hmm. Like, it's just like, you're been to Walmart at 2 in the morning. Yep.

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I haven't seen this yet. He looks desifty. Bro, he's so zesty But he puts it Oh, girl Oh, look at that turn Do you think his teammates like Hey, but can you tone it down a knife

Have you heard about the ladybird killer? Kid's an athlete, I'll tell you that much No, apparently he's like really good Yeah Intense And gay Fantastic Man, he can get

Yeah, he's nice with it He's a little light in the loafers, but damn, he's good. Yeah, he's fucking pounding it. Someone said this is AI. I don't think so, is it? I saw his interview, too. This looks too real. Is he from Brazil?

I don't know where he's from. Jordan Lucas. SoCal. Yeah, the kids is American fucking pine. Come on, baby. Let's hear it. Let me hear him talk. You have so many tabs open?

Yeah, I know. It's a nightmare sometimes. There he is. Yeah. That guy should be. I'm surprised nobody has popped him, is that what he said? For his antics.

So like break that down. Calling antics, you know, your way, right? That's just your way. It's an interesting terminology to use, especially for a men's level match. And, you know, I think for me,

it's something that I can see how it could be perceived, but that's kind of always how I played volleyball ever since I've been 14. So that's something it's not, you know, new to me. I've always been true to it. 14 is young. Love this kid.

So he doesn't talk sassy. No, he's not a zesty with his lingo. He's a zesty flare when he's pounding on the ball. He's an athlete, all right? All right. Everybody's,

everybody's been put on notice. Let's go. I'm going to do that every time I serve well. This is a, do you guys remember that footage, like these two girls and this guy coming to like a pizza place to start a fight with this chick and the chick?

Yeah, and the guy fucks people up. No, it's a girl. She was a girl. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, girl.

Hopefully I have the actual video here. But, um, so this is the, well, yeah, I'll just play this one. So this is the inside, you know, security cams. So you can see the whole thing. And dude, you're gonna, this chick is incredible. The beating was like something you'd see in like a BET movie. Yeah. But what we saw was already cool.

It was on like a little tiny bit, but this is a whole thing. Check it out. So they filmed to beat up this girl. They came in ready to beat the show. Yeah, 16 year old girl with the, with the race with not having it. She's like, cool. Say less. I get my crazy bread, bitches.

Her friend did nothing. You can get it too, girl. She's beating everybody. Oh, damn. Dude, the stama on this chick. Oh, damn. That other girl's no punk either, though. She's beating every one of them on.

Every one. Now, they're hitting her, but she's still going after the same girl now. They came in as a gang. Yep. The blonde girl is kind of giving it to her, though. Nice. No. So that's another thing.

She had a wig on. Look at her. Oh, is that? Oh, is the blonde girl the one? Yes. Oh, she had a wig on. I was about to say that blonde girl can fight It's the same chick

And now these girls are trying to pull her off Yep So there's two guys and three girls She ground and pound them like the way you ground and pound That Curtis dude Yeah hell yeah She broke her thumb Her down

She's like be cool She's like nah bitch The way she swings her around is crazy She beat all of them And then she keeps continuing here The guy just puts hands up here I don't know what to tell you man Yeah the guys can't obviously can't mess with her

But um The guys got in the car Is that fucking Colby What the fuck is going on? What do you do as a dude when two girls are grabbing hair like that? You just got to let him do the thing, man. She's the whole thing out of talking shit

to other people. I hate how girls grab here. Look at this. I love this. This girl's just been taught a fucking lesson. Mm-hmm. That initial swing was crazy. That was great.

Yeah, I mean, let's just watch out one time. If I'm Dana White Contender series, I'm setting this girl up. Her hair looks like such a wig now that I'd notice. Why don't do that? Her snapdown was sick. So yeah, bitch. judgment day takes your slippers off she's like say less let's do this you knees her and then oh that's a judo throw right there the girl in the red's like okay

this isn't good you know a girl fight it's like there what comes on there you know what I mean because they have something grab onto dude that girl is a problem the other girls just stopped and holy shit yeah I love this I love it now that the other girls are like oh we've had Oh my God, dude. Good job. I think this one did an interview about getting her ass kicked there. Well, the three girls don't know what to do. They're just like, all right, maybe stop.

Okay, Geneet, just a prank. Look at that girl on the outside, just like, I'm just going to hang out of here. I'm just going to film. This other girl's an asshole. She's got her phone. She doesn't know what to do. Correct me if I'm wrong. Do you think after watching this, would it make sense for if girls are going to train to

train ghee? because it's basically a very similar action. They grab it on the hair, though. I don't know what the fuck you do to defend that. Right. Shave your head. Yeah, I guess. If you're about it, shave your head.

Or go into it with cornrows or something like that? Yeah, cornrows. Yeah. That's what the UFC girls do. You don't see a girl with long hair fighting. Not really. No. Like long, flowing hair?

Yeah. Like McKenzie Dern has the corn rose. Rose Namayunez. Shaped that Bobby Hill style. Yeah. Yeah. So the three girls actually got charged for a filling. assault on that on that yeah 16 year old girl but then she still uh i think they're still suing her

for some reason oh she didn't get in trouble or anything no but the but the girls are suing her for getting their ass wug i don't know and there people are saying like oh my god the the drive back home must have been freaking awkward but for the entire car it was so quiet like holy shit who knew who knew she's fucking george st pier with tits are you guys familiar with ice spice what's Yeah, I saw those, yeah. Yeah, this is another fight named McDonald's. Ice Spicer rapper.

She got a fight? But she was minding her own business. You can see here in the video. This is at McDonald's. That's her right there in the blue. She's big time, yeah? Yeah, she's right. And so this girl walks in, quote, unquote, fan,

tries to sit next to them. What is she saying? She's a big girl. I'm from Shirek. Where are you from? How does Ice Spice and I have security? Right. She was a fan?

I don't think that's a real fan. that was just someone trying to check her. Oh, oh, her friend got... The boyfriend's like, what the fuck are you doing? The white girl got shoved so hard. I've had enough of this. She's like, I'm not about this life. Yeah, not an exciting fight.

They did fight outside as well. People are such assholes. I didn't see an outside fight. A girl's such an asshole. So she starts to find her outside. If you're iced spice, though, it's like, all right, it's over. Ice spice, the one they said that looks like she has mosaic down syndrome, right? Hey, cheer in this video is about nothing, yeah?

That's fine. No, that does drives me nuts, man. This fucking scumbag. That girl's big. Who fell? Oh, man. So long story short, the girl said that she came up to them to beat, you know, to say that she's a fan and she likes them and all this stuff. And they're just like, we don't know, you know, go away.

We don't know. She was trying to sit at their table. Yeah. What are you doing? Obviously. And this is her take. This is the girl. She's an asshole.

Yeah. She is a mustache. That girl's an asshole. Yeah, but she also has the Mexican mustache. And we came from the beach earlier that night, and we decided to go walk around Hollywood or whatever. But before we did that, we decided to stop by McDonald's because we all had to use the bathroom. So then one of my friends, she comes out and she was like,

oh, I think that's ice spice over there. And I'm like, oh, for real? So I go up to them and I'm giving her and the other girl she was a bit compliment. And then immediately, ice spice was just being rude. She was like, why are you over here? You could leave by. And I'm like, why are you being rude? pretty much and she was basically saying like you could just leave by like I don't even know why you're

on my table then that's when I pressed to ask you like you don't got to be rude I'm just giving you guys a compliment and I'm like you know what where are you from she said I'm from new york so I said let me tell you something I don't care where you from I'm like you in la you in my city now don't you can't be out here disrespecting people like if you wanted me wanted us to leave you could have just politely said oh I'm not in the mood or something right instead of just yelling at me so she kept going on Then she calls me a bitch. So after she called me a bitch, I hit her. So I hit her.

And then so I got escorted out to McDonald's. And then so after they escorted me, I'm like by my car. And I hear ice spice in the middle of the street. I'm saying, where is that bitch? I want to fight her with the woo-woo. So I come back down the street and then that also mean her. You know what's funny is I'm the worst cop because I'm kind of like, she's all right. That's terrible.

Like I'm hearing her sound of it. Hey, ice was mean. But now you can't be hitting people. yeah just just leave yeah it's just immature shit all right yeah but everyone's like

everyone in the comments just saying like she goes oh she should have just told us we you know she wants to be left alone they're like that's what she did she literally said go away she's literally like you can't sit him even with my friend

and the way she rudely tried to scoot in it was like come on dude yeah she's and Charles that's not a weird guys oh did you see this no this this uh parachute guy

I try to go into a venue to land in a spring game at Virginia Tech. And look. Jesus. Oh, that's embarrassing. It's embarrassing, but it's like, I don't know. He's safe, but I don't know how they got him down from that thing. He's like, oh, he's fucking mortified right now. Yeah, that's little dangerous.

Probably not going to be the best season for VTAC. Imagine just sitting there up there, just like everyone just watched. That's embarrassing. Yeah, you got one job. You got a whole field to land on. Right. Boy, you better hope that pair should. you don't fall down.

People have been doing this a lot too. At games, it's rarely, like, good. There's always some sort of, like, crazy fall. Doesn't Broncos do it? I don't know. I'm pretty sure. Moncos do it? Yeah.

You have an entire field to land on, man. Maybe the wind picked up. Let's go to Sanaz's current events. Do you guys remember the principal that tackled up the shooter? He was now at the homecoming dance. He was. Oh, because he got out of the hospital. He got shot in the leg.

He's now the homecoming king there, so that's what they were honoring him. Anyway, very sweet. It's so cool, man. He deserves it. Yes, he does. What? I know what you're laughing at. There's just not much we're doing.

He got a paper. Brian goes, this is awesome. I don't know how we're supposed to do. He got a paper crown. Like, hey man, thanks for saving all. Things are saving all our lives. You want some of the punch you paid for? yeah here's some punch and a hat and we just go yeah that's cool man Brian goes that's amazing

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Hazzam! Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. And you can just tell about the headline here. Safar Park owner who once said he'd rather be killed by an elephant. That elephant said, say last. So yeah, he was leading a tour, and one of them just charged him and, you know, stampeded on him. there's a lot of, let me tell you a story. Like in Africa, there's a lot of lure around.

You live such a long time. You have so many cool stories. Yeah, I do. There's a lot of lore. Who's up for debate? There's a lot of lore around elephants, right? And so in Africa, they had this donkey. This guy had this donkey and he had this farm.

And the elephants would come into his, you know, crops. And then they would scare them off. Shoot like salt rock out. I'm like, get the fuck out of it. here, right? So the next day, the fucking guy comes back and his donkey has been stomped to a fucking pulp. Yeah. Still tied to the, like stomp, like goosh, goosh. What a terrible way to go. I know. And they were like, well, that's because the farmer was disrespectful to the elephants. So they were like, okay, we're going to come back tonight and stomp your fucking donkey to death. And apparently they do some vindictive shit sometimes.

It's like Joe Pesci from Goodfellas. Yeah. So there's this whole. Oh, I'll get my shine box. Yeah. Keep them here. Yep. Keep them here.

We'll come back. He, Joe Pescied him. Why don't you go get your fucking shine boxes. They Joe Pesci. It's like I don't shine shoes no more. Yeah. He just keep them here. It's so funny, by the way.

It's so true. Yeah, elephants are like Joe Pesci. Stompth him. But this guy, he refused to fire a shot. Elephants like, dude. That's the guy. He had a gun too, yeah. What an awful way to go get.

I would shoot an elephant. She gets stomped out? Would a bullet take an elephant down? You need those giant slugs. You better have one of them big long. You'll say it with Sam guns. Yeah. There's no way you can't one shot an elephant though.

There's like, if it's the right gun, the bore is that. Don't they have an elephant gun? Yes, they do. Yeah. How big is that bullet? You can use it for hippos, rhinos, and elephants. Is it bigger than 50 cal? No.

No. It's just a big, it's a big thick solid. Some of those guys are those 90-pound draws, the bone arrows could fucking elephant up. Really? Yeah, they go through water buffalo. What?

Yeah, man. Look at it. Oh, that's a big boy. Yeah. Even that looks kind of small, though, for me. The bullets self weighs about as much as three notes. Hey, the bullet's not the thing. Look at the guy's fucking dick beats.

Look how big is got in. Fingers. Is that a gorilla? What the fuck is that? Yeah, that's a big. Wait, where does his hand start and his finger end? That is gigantic. It's nuts, dude.

Yeah. That looks like three dicks holding a bullet. Oh. Just really like three packs of dicks holding a bullet. Oh. Yeah, fuck the bullet. Show them your hands. It's fucking disgusting.

You notice that right away. Yeah, there's actual elephant gun, 50-cow elfin gun. Yeah. Well, yeah. That's a guy on a... Yeah, that's guy. What else you got, Jen? Yeah, I think.

She also sent this. I don't know what... I don't know what this is, but we can watch, look at it together. I guess something's hopefully don't read the people. Don't read the comments, but something's wrong with this. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O P, K, R S, T, U-V-W-X-Y-Z. What's wrong? Says the brain skips over it.

So it has be some... Does everyone agree that it looks normal? Hold on. Mm-hmm. What is it, Jen? It's going to be something stupid. No, I don't know. We're doing this together, so let's see.

What's wrong? The calmer you are, the easier it is to find the mistake. I take a breath. Oh, A, V, C, D, F, H, J, K, O, K-R-S-T-U-V-W-E-W. I'm not getting it, man. Oh, never mind, because look at the bottom part. Now it makes sense. Finna did.

Oh, fuck them. Yeah, that's stupid. Well, we couldn't see it on that. I was going off the first picture. So I was like, what the hell? That's fucking stupid shit. So dumb, dude. I would have found that the second you put the second picture on.

It's so easy. I thought it was the alphabet. It was the first time I'm seeing this too. I don't know which one we're looking at. Oh my God, that's easy. But this fucking, I lost all the energy. I wish there was no comment. You didn't even need the comment.

But still, you guys sometimes would just see the comment. Whatever. I found it right away too. So I'm just saying like, I was a detail. Hiding in plain sight. I wonder. I wonder if people don't see. One of the letters is trans.

Nine of ten blind people struggle with this. My fake IQ test that I did on you guys are better than the shit. Yeah, that was great. Jesus. Boy, that was dumb. This is what happened. Sorry, Senaz. This is what happens.

Any of these, like, tickle your fancy? That one's none. When you go back to the restaurant, how they're banning phones, I was at this restaurant, I won't call the restaurant. It's one of my favorites. But it wasn't that busy because Tiger had a big laugh between games. So we went to this restaurant he likes. And so there was a lot of people there,

but every single employee, including the manager, the cooks, everyone's on their phones. Yeah. I told Tiago, you don't the number one thing I'd do if I own this place? I go, I would ban phones when you're at work. Because instead of talking,

they're all just like this. I'm like, look how that looks, dude. You walk in here? You want people just on their phones? No. But there's a speakeasy in Austin that you have to leave your phone at the door and it just, you actually have to converse with people.

Yeah, it's great. Look at what happens at the mothership. You've got to check your phone. So the audience is right there. It's the best. That makes every comedy club so much better. That's why restaurants don't do it either. Like, hey, can't be on your phone.

Right. Well, this one is doing, or some are doing it. And they said that more people order, you know, appetizers, converse more and more food, more drinks, all that stuff. So it's good for the restaurant. Remember at Scope that the speakeasy to turn your phone in? That was great. That was great.

Old school. I don't know why. Maybe I'm fucked up. Nothing turns me all fast to a restaurant when you have to take your phone out and scan to get the menu. I'm immediately turn the fuck off. I was go, just give me a fucking sticky skin in order.

I'm like, let me talk to somebody. I hate it. I was like, yeah, I mean, it drives me nuts. All right, boys, I think that's it. Is that it, buddy? Yeah. We did it guys. We at this weekend, be?

Nowhere. Oh, you have the weekend off. Are you stay in Florida? Got a Hawaii at the end of the month. Blue note. Honolulu. April 30th, May 1st, but other than that, I'm good. And then you got a little run, Nick.

And then also, you're, your show finally debuted. Yeah. Fucking people are loving it. I'm so pumped. I'm so pumped. Next episode is. We got Dr. Mike Isbertel.

That's the next episode. That one's going to be. It's, but I tell you it was the most sore I've been after a workout. Really? In years. What did you guys work out at? In Miami.

Oh, damn. Elevate gym. What was he? What was he? Just the details. It was the form. It was the Mayo sets. It was the way that he trains is just so much different than a way that I

train. That's cool. Because I train more like a power builder. Yeah. You know, and he just does that like everything. the form is perfect he was killing us so the point we're like to embody building put it this way yeah at the end we had to do girl pushups in the end and we were failing that's how fucking fried our chest were and then aren't you isn't you gonna doesn't isretel want to do stand-up yeah israel's gonna come do stand-up how about that that's gonna be fun that's gonna be fun uh he we're gonna he already showed us have you met him bern no he's great he wrote he showed us some of the stuff that he wrote and i got to give it to him the guy is a funny guy But he even said, he goes, I don't care if I crash and burn.

He's like, I just want to do it. And his idea was he like, I want to try to stand up? Kind of. We were going back and forth about like, what other content we could do. And then now I've, I've gone back and talked to some of the other guests, like big guests that we've had and seen if they would do stand up. And it shows like, Mike Gersersoll has no ego. Because like some of these other guys are too, because they're like, I respect what you do.

And they're like, I don't want to, that I'm not ready to bomb. because like some of the people are such type that type personality they don't want to put themselves in an environment to fail. It's hard. Because you're going to fail the first time we do it. You could like maybe give them, you figure out a ways like you could write for them a little bit. Well, that's what we're going to. Isretel we've been doing some writing with them like showing them like the and we're going to do that on the episode where we like show them like the like the ins and outs on like how to write a joke. Yeah. And can people buy tickets to watch Mike?

Yes. At sunset trip. It's going to be. Saturday. Yeah. I'll be there. I'm gonna go. Come through.

It'll be fun. Come do some time. I'm doing a podcast with them on the 24th. And go watch No Leg Days available now on No Leg Days. Let's go. Yeah. You got some big guests coming up, dude. We got some real big ones.

And then you're on the road a bunch, huh, buddy? Just a little bit this week. I'm in the New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut, which doesn't make sense. But, and then I'm at Atlantic City Comedy Club this Thursday, 8 p.m. Then I go to Edminson, which I have never been the candidate before. Love it. Yeah? Yes.

It's best. Oh, it's in August, so you'd be fine. No snow. You'll be good in August. All right kids, that's it. This is a fun kid. We're out. Pluto TV has thousands of free movies and TV shows.

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