The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub SNAPS Over Bo Nickal’s Gameplan — Full UFC Breakdown | TFATK Ep. 1138

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down one of the biggest UFC cards of the year — including Bo Nickal’s future, Islam Makhachev vs. JDM, Jon Jones trolling Tom Aspinall, Shevchenko vs. Zhang, and the wildest fight predictions you’ll hear anywhere. Brendan goes OFF on Bo Nickal’s striking and why it could derail his rise, Bryan argues the biggest matchups on the card, and the boys dive into everything happening across MMA, comedy, and real life. Plus: insane SEMA burnout stories, parenting chaos, classic TFATK flashbacks, and a full breakdown of the most talked-about fighters in the sport right now. If you love UFC analysis, comedy banter, and real talk, this episode delivers peak Fighter and the Kid energy from start to finish. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkBUBS - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code Fighter at http://bubsnaturals.com/DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now and use code FIGHTER.PAKA - To grab your PAKA hoodie and free pair of alpaca crew socks, head to http://go.pakaapparel.com/fatk and use my code FATKProgressive - Visit http://progressive.com/ after this episode to see if you could save.TRUEWERK - Upgrade your day with workwear built like it matters. Get 15% off your first order at http://truewerk.com/ with code FIGHTER. That’s http://truewerk.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, I'm just not like you. I don't jack off all the daggies because also with, with Mokachev, like his, no, no. You hear a daggers stand and you're like, I'm in. Can you not say I jack them all? Can you not turn me? You're like, you like Sam Tripoli turn me into a power bottom all the time. Well, with daggies you are though. Like you jack them on.

Well, some daggies are very, very difficult. They're a big problem to solve. Yes, we did because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter in the kid. the kid. Come on, baby.

Welcome back, buddy. Thank you, buddy. We were just talking about the great, you came in hot about my boy, Dan Soder. You didn't know Denver boy. You didn't know that. No,

I've always been a fan, though. I just, he just cracks me up. He's just funny. He's an easy. But have you just got privy to him? No, I've known. He's a monster.

You know, it's always like, you know, I just had never. But he's with Big J. Like, he's the part of that New York crew, like Big J. Yeah. Tim Dillon, Mark Norman, Sam.

like all those boys great guys yeah bargatsy he's with them yep like that whole crew yeah monsters yeah dan went to my rival high school smoky hill uh day just so you guys know before we went on brine's like it was he now was he a pro athlete because he's tall and i didn't say you did pro athlete i didn't say that at all yeah i said he said he played college dan i was saying his fiancee is very pretty and i think dan's a handsome guy with a deep voice you know and then uh he's tall yeah he's he's tall no one would look at listen i love dan but no one look at him go that's a handsome fellow. He shook my hand and I, and he had a very strong hand. He played sports. And I didn't, I was about to go into his hand, but then we got distracted. We started talking about

something else, but he's got a, he's got a strong manly handshake. I went, that's a strong hand. That's a strong young man. And then he played junior high football. Yes. Okay. Could have, could have probably played D1. Could have played pro. He had had, if he had like me, if he had the body and the, the, and the skill set and the desire. Yeah, he's, he's, the man if he had had the fast switch muscle and the arm he could have been yeah he had a show with big j on serious now i think that's a great combo that must have been a great duo did you never do it no i did it but big jay big j was there last at the mothership last weekend uh and he's just always fantastic and then david tell was here this weekend and i watched him yeah he left and

they filled him with uh bobby kelly okay who's also great another another but big j and dan had something special. It would be like if you left or I left and we just filled in with somebody who's good. Oh, yeah. But it's not the original crew, you know? Well, chemistry is what it is. Look, Jim Norton's great. Jay Orkson, Dan Soter, these guys.

Jim Norton's my favorite. Jim Norton's podcast is so good. Oh, he's great, man. Yeah. Because you got to think about Jim Norton did radio forever. So, like, anybody has on, it's also Big Jays a similar way. Like, he runs that, you know, that show. they just they just got the gift of gab there's no there's never downtime like they always have

something going they always have something going so true yeah they're so good so good jim norton can't save you it's a great podcast and that yeah he does one with his wife nicky i love unfiltered with matt sarah do you listen i've never listened to it i love it it's it's fun because you know Matt Serra is pretty much a comedian too. Yeah. He's super funny, so they're great together. It's great. Yeah, they've been doing that for a while.

Who knew that for a hot second? They were the, we were the first, they were the second probably. Comic athlete, comic fighter. Yeah. Because I remember, because people are giving, fans were giving Jim shit about it. He's like, no, we're not copying the fucking fighter and the kid, you know him. He's going to fucking copying. He's like, we like that show.

They didn't invent this. He's right. I didn't, so Jim Norton does a podcast, Nikki Glazer? He does a YouTube show with his wife. I don't know. No, sword fight is with his wife, so maybe... I think they're off like, her name's Nikki, but I think they just filled in with Glazer, but, yeah, that's his wife.

And you know why they call it a sword fight, right? Well, yeah, because... Yeah. To each their own, dude. To east their own. What did you do this weekend? Dude, I had such a busy weekend. I was in Vegas for literally 24 hours for Seema.

I flew there. Seema is like the Super Bowl of Gearheads, like all the cars. Somebody else I was talking to was that. If you get a car there, it's like a big deal. Why? So I had my Hummer there. Just because it's like only the best builds in the nation get invited there. Like you can't, it's for industry only.

Like let's say you're like, oh, I put wheels on my Tesla. I'm entering the Seema. It's not happening. Yeah, you have to get invite only. So it's a big deal. But, I mean, I didn't see shit. I was working the entire time. My dad was there, Jay.

What were you doing? I was shooting my show and I was doing appearances. Yeah. For blueprint, for a few companies. And then I was part of burnout wars, which this, God, this is not your cup of tea. But you're going to hate it. I even thought about you there. So I, my boy, Zach, runs burnout wars.

Can I guess what it is? So the goal is. Who can burn out the hardest? Well, they do these long burnouts. but the number one rule is you have to burn out down the tire so they go down to the rim or the wheel where there's fire so these cars are catching fire but the audience and it's a usually they do on bigger you know like roads or areas this was a more condensed good sema bro i wore a white shirt the first day yeah when i went in there because i'm so close a my hearing

was i blew out my fucking oh dear but b but b because the tire that's blowing fucking rubber my entire white shirt was completely black i was black face what yeah everyone the entire if you're close just not good oh it can't be healthy so i've had like this congestion oh that's so toxic oh dude i went to monster truck with my kids baba yeah i didn't know how loud it would be sir yeah i put um napkins in my ears you yeah well you didn't buy the headsets there i didn't buy the headsets but i bought my kids the headsets and i was like i got this i don't have so now imagine So these are just as loud as those, if not louder, but it's for me to you. So my ears, I was like, oh, oh, my God, what am I going to do?

And I got a shoot and, like, be on point, you know? I'm like, oh, this, I have to get earplugs. I'm telling you, I can't do it. Like, I'm going to freak out. It was so loud. It was dope, though. Did I ever tell you, I bought an AR, like, yeah, a gun from Tarrant Tactical. And they tricked it out.

It was like a beautiful gun. And I was like, I need a gun case I'm in my house. house you know and there's a situation oh they're saying you can blow out your ear drums if you shoot it i shot it outside with with the little earphones and it was so loud that even with those in i could only shoot it twice yeah and i went if i shoot this inside i'm going to go deaf for real but you'll be alive so i gave it to taric oh really you give it back because i had my pistolas i got my pistolas i don't build me one too yeah i got my pistolas but i gave my gun to taric i gave it a $6,000 fucking rifle to my friend.

Yeah. Not the best home invasion. I'm not going to use it. I'll tell you what. This is how you know I'm getting older. So Jay's there. We're both in new balances with custom souls at them. That's because we're getting older, right?

Sure. You need some support on your old feet TV. I get Jay, because we shared the room. We're going up to elevator. I go, mind you to give context here, the big thing is like networking, they do these huge parties, like huge parties. Like certain brands do these big parties. go there and everyone in the car business is there.

They start at 10 to 11 o'clock at night. One was that they rented out the strip club and they're like, see you there, I'm like, yeah, I'm just going to my room and change. No, damn well, I'm not going to go. Yeah. I was 9 o'clock. I was so tired. So me and Jay's like, we're not going around.

I'm like, not a chance. That's exhausting. And then we're in the L.E. And I go, we're just getting older. We both have new balances on with fucking insoles. And we're going to bed in Vegas. Yeah. At 9.30 at night.

Yes, sir. We're just getting older. I go, there was even, someone could have said, hey, Dale Earnhardt Jr. is there, and he wants to talk a deal with you. And I still would have went. I was so tired. My nephew, we were on a cruise and they wanted to go hang afterwards. There's a bunch of people drinking. And I said, I'm going to go to bed. And he looked at me and goes, because that's not me. And he goes, you're getting old, ma'am. You're getting older, man. And I went, I am. I am getting older. I had no issue. I'd rather go to my bed. And that's, I'm not, because, you know, if I got to have a mission. Yeah. I mean, when you're younger and there's girls and there's, this is fun.

We're retired. We're retired. We're retired. We're retired. We're retired. We're also retired. We're also retired. From that game.

Yeah. And so when there's no. We're not robbing banks. When there's, no. Robben banks anymore. Nope. Can't rob banks anymore, dude. Got my family.

Yeah. Want to wake up with my babies is what I want to do. They wake up at, they're up at 630s. They don't give a fuck if you went out. But then I'd be on camera the next morning at 8 a.m. So those boys, the whole camera crew, all the other guys went out. They woke up, I'm fresh. I got my fucking cappuccino.

I'm like, what's up? What's up? Oh, what's up now? Oh, now who's the old guy? Yeah. And your boy's fresh. That's what happens. You're older.

You're fresh in the morning. My daughter, my son, my daughter's 17. She'll sleep until, well, forever. Oh, she'll wake up. Well, because she's 17. I know. So she goes to bed at whatever time. Yeah.

you know probably four knowing her on her phone we never know with these teenagers they just stay up they stay up talking on the phone doing their thing and then they'll sleep till they're talking to boys one dude yeah that's fucking you're wasting your life girl i'm like what are you doing well she's such a type a though during the week oh she gets it all knocked it after so she's recharge on the weekend i've never seen you know i'll tell you about my daughter that's 17 she can sleep she can get she can go five hours asleep for a week. Oh, she's one of those, like, the mania. Bad reference, but, you know, P. Diddy's one of those people that can...

Doesn't need a lot of sleep. He's not sleeping a lot right now. That's right. Well, my, my, my, my wife at the time, my first wife, she hadn't slept. And I was like, she didn't sleep. She needs to sleep and she's going to be cold. And my, my wife, she goes, do you know your daughter? Hey, hey, hey, she's so much tougher than you are.

She doesn't think about that stuff. Yeah, they just go. She's what, she said it. She goes, you're, you're, you're, you're. You're a Mr. Sensitivo. Yeah, you need your sleep. Oh, I need everything. You've been on the road with me where I need my, I need to do my yoga.

I got to get to my sleep. Oh, my God. My coffee's got to be just so. You're a fucking princess. I'm a little Lord Fonnell Roy. You're a road princess. I sure am. I'm a road princess.

Yeah. And always have been. Oh, is it a little chilly in here? And some of it's annoying. I'm a bitch. But not so, not so my, not so my, not so my, not so my, your kiddos? No. No, no, my son is like me.

Your son? Yeah. That's fine. My daughter, tough is. yeah we knew this you did you did yeah oh yeah she said it when she was a kid she's tough yeah like but not in a bad way just like she's gonna be fine meaning i got no worries about her my son well if this is if this is the movie 300 if we kick your son out he's fucked well let's be honest he's fucked yeah if we kick your daughter out she'll come back with another tribe that's correct leading the tribe that's

correct that's the difference that's the difference yeah my son like my son like me is we call him Houdini he's there for a good time because he he'll well yeah and he's an escape yeah there's if there's work to be done like his dad yeah he'll disappear I get it yeah so I got back from Seema I got back at midnight not a lot of ubers in Austin at midnight really no there wasn't a ton it's like a 27 minute wait oh that's a big problem it's a beast are you serious yeah and then but then T was playing with another he was substituting for another team still mustangs but not majors so he's filling in and after last week, I told you, right?

yelled at him. I apologized. And I said, you know what, dude, this isn't your major team? Let's just go have fun. That motherfucker, he had fun. He lit it up. I think he pitched, I think, eight, seven or eight innings. He only gave up like two hits.

Struck out everywhere. He was just a beast, dude. Yeah. Just a beast, man. Just a fucking beast. And then he, so he had four games over the weekend, two games yesterday, and then we rushed from there because he had football practice.

So we go to Dallas this weekend because he has a travel flag football tournament It's nationals this weekend It's just a lot He loves it though so I'm done Well you know that's I guess you just keep doing it Until it's second nature until you can't do it wrong So we're playing the number one seed

And tease the starting pitcher They're like fucking around fuck around You know kids Someone threw the ball The third to first but it went Tiger wasn't paying attention looked at the last second, wow, right in the eye. He's a black eye right now.

Oh, that's Tiger. Yeah, it's Tiger. Fuck. But his eyes, like, hanging over. And you know, their kids are dramatic. I'm like, buddy, this won't be your last black guy. It's don't let this fuck up this game. You've been doing so good.

You know kids in their head. He's like, yeah, if I can barely see him, like, dude, come on. Come on. Don't be Tom Ashton right now. You got one eye. Let's not quit. I'm just kidding. But I was like, come on, buddy.

Come on, man. You got this, dude. John Jones is trolling. and Aspinall, too, you can see him going. I mean, you know, he got poked and I'm like, hey, he's like, he's a quitter. Tom Aspinall is the farthest thing from a quitter. With John doing all that, my whole thing is...

He's getting him going. Fight him. Oh, cool. Well, if he's this quitter and he gives up and you see some weaknesses, fight him then. Well, he's probably... It's easy 30 million. He's probably set in the old... That's what he's doing.

Yeah, John's a pro. He's a pro. He's just trolling him. And you think he's going to take Alex Pereira? No, no, I think if Tom's ready to go, the well fuck they might yeah to your point they might do Alex because Tom has to recover with his eye and then you can't just forget about the serial

gone fight so that delays things so yeah it's probably going to be Alex at the White House but I think John's fight at the White House yeah yeah that's right yeah there's a huge UFC this weekend top three of the year can I can you bring that up I'd like to talk about it I would like to talk about it

because I will be in Vancouver at Westminster House of Comedy everybody Vancouver, Canada? Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Yes, sir. And I'm really looking forward to... Now, I was looking at Islam Makachev grappling with one Daniel Kormier,

who's retired, not really doing much. But, God damn it, if he doesn't look almost as thick... No, I know he's not. I know he's not. But he looked... He looked big a shit, took Daniel down, you know, with a trip, blah, blah, blah,

they're playing around, but... Are you talking about outside the hotel? There's some big boys. We're talking about outside. Outside the hotel? No. Or was it in? It was actually at the AK.

Oh, so it's a while ago? Yeah. Oh, was it? Maybe it was a while ago, yeah. But, um, uh, these are big, these are big, uh, Jack Della Madalena is a big fucking. True one-sevner. Yes. Couldn't make 55.

No way. Uh-oh. Um, and, uh. And probably best boxing the UFC. He's, you think so? Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.

Boxing. Not kickboxing, not karate. Boxing was boxing? Boxing, yes. so and he remember he had a dress rehearsal against bala mohammed who fights the exact same way as islam probably better boxing yeah well i think islam obviously is going to grip him and we'll see jack's hard to get down jack's going to have some situation we'll see yeah he's hard to get down until one of those one of those guys until mokachev grabs you i mean bala couldn't do it you got piece

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Well, I'm just not like you. I don't jack off all the daggies because also with Mockachev, like his, no, no. You hear a daggers standing, you're like, I'm in. Can you not say I jack them off? Yeah, yeah. Can you not turn me? You like Stan Tripoli turn me into a power bottom all the time. Well, with Daggies, you are, though.

Like, you jack them on. Well, some daggies are very, very difficult. They're a big problem to solve. I mean, yeah, my thing with Islam, like, strength of schedule, like with his, you know, he, who's his best win? Charles O'Levere when he got the belt and they beat an old-weathered pourier. And then I thought he lost to, I thought he lost to Alex Volkinovsky the first time. And then he beat him on short notes the second time.

And they beat a McConnell on a five-day notice. Yeah. There's just, I think he has a long ways to go before he outshines Kabib. has a long ways to go. I think this is his first, like, big test. Also, JDM doesn't have the best schedule, you know, record either. Yeah. I, I mean, to me, I can't help but to look at this as a very good striker

against a very good wrestler. Every time I think of Machachev, I don't think about striking. I just don't. Nor should you. No. I think of, I don't think he's, if anything, he's probably better than people think, but he's a little stiffer, but he's a wrestler. compared to Kabib, he's fucking Mike Tyson.

Yes, he is. Kibb struck him is atrocious. Correct. So Islam's is better than Khabi's. That's not saying much. Yeah. And his defense is good. His defense, you know, but he'll get J.D.M. down.

The whole fight's going to be, can J.D.M. get back to his feet. If he can, and it's a long time on its feet, as long as you get T.K. But that's a big F. To control those guys and no one's done it, that's going to be tough. tough but but jdm has Craig Jones in his corner though it's kind of the Achilles heel to the kabeeb camp it's good when when you have someone like Craig Jones in your camp what is Craig telling jdm i don't know yeah i don't know but he's doing something right yeah he's doing something right and your girl chefchenko's fighting you love her that's my lady if i had to describe

she's my lady if if i have to describe your love for ufc it's dagging and Sheffchenko. This is true. I find her very attractive. Of course you do. And I think that she is probably when it comes to women, the goat. Is that fair?

I mean, she lost Amanda Nunes. But she's had, yeah. Amanda is, but barely. It doesn't matter. They sat there toe to toe. No, does it matter? But a man's bigger.

Amanda's a different weight class, right? She, you know, Shevchenko went up and weight, gave it to her, was right there in the fight the whole time. She's so fucking good. She's good. I think she loses Saturday night, though. Zhang Wethi?

Yeah. Wayla is going to beat the shit over. You do? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I don't see that, and I'll tell you why. Let's bet on it.

I'd love to bet on it because I think Shofshanko's a much better striker. Perfect. Let's bet on it. Yeah. Really? You don't say. Also, I think Shavchanko's got an edge in size, a little bigger. All day, yeah.

Yeah. So. Let's bet on it. I'd love to bet on that what do you want to bet a grand I'll bet a thousand dollars thousand dollars deal that my now do you have Intel on Shepchenko being injured or something no I just don't think she's gonna win really why whaley's just a fucking beast she's a artificial created in the lab probably the same lab Otani came out of so you're dealing with that yeah probably a robot so there's there is yeah there is there is a lot of that yeah she's just

yeah she's she's she's she's chef chenko's uh when i was looking at uh she was standing next to uh henry sehudo and i had to blur my eyes because i wasn't sure who was who she's so she's stout and strong and thick is that her or is that chef chenko this chef chenko yeah again not the best strength of schedule here lexa grotto right she had a draw with her she had the she lost her with that face crank um oh boy yeah yeah we'll see we'll see yeah she's tough you know you got a crazy amazing record juliana penny yeah she lost a man in us twice yeah but they she was right there in those fights yeah one was a split decision but she's hard to say she's better pound for pound you know yeah well but then Amanda lost right to um

to Peña no Amanda lost to Penna that's right but then Amanda beat the fuck out of her yes she did so that's different in it yeah man this Amanda Amanda is the goat something else yeah she's the goat no here's the thing though who fought more people and longer who's still in the game chefchenko that's significant you know what I'm saying I mean I mean Amanda fought a ton. Bring up Amanda Nunez. Amanda Nunez fought a ton. How many fights has Shepchenko had?

How many fights is Amanda Nunez had? I mean, she's built like a... 23 and 5. A lot of fights, dude. 23 and 5. And 25 and 4. Alex Grasso was tough, man. Look at her fighting them to a draw.

Grasso was okay. How'd she beat her twice like that? I mean, she's Grasso's monster. She had a lot of holes in her game. Keep going. See? The point you're trying to make doesn't really work because they both have about the same amount of fights.

They do? Yes. Yeah, 30 and 28. All right. Yeah. But if you go back to Amanda there, Chen? Uh-huh. So she lost to Julian and Pena

and then beat the brakes off of her. She'd be at Megan Anderson, Felicia Spencer, Holly Home, Chris Cyborg. Remember the Chris Seiborg one? That was a fun one. Chris is good, right? Pretty good. Is she good? Chris is about the hard.

She's the hardest hitting woman. Yeah. She knocked down 50 seconds, Brian. Yeah, but then again, I don't know what kind of weight she had to suck. I mean, that makes no sense for Chris Cyborg to have it. Was that at 35? I think, I might think it was a 45. Even that's, is that 45.

Even that for Chris is really hard. Yeah, a lot of excuses. And then she beat Shevchenko And they beat Ronda. Is Rhonda good? Oh, yeah, she's Mount Rushmore. And Misha Tate was good. And she beat Shevichanko.

Sarah McMahon was really good at the time. She did beat Shevichengro twice. The cat Zingana lost ain't bad. But strength of schedule, you'd give them. Amanda's the goat. Yeah. But again, Shevchenko's right fucking up there. Yeah, but you got it.

But she also beat Chfchenko twice. So you've got to give it to. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. No one's giving it to Chef Chanko. I just like to entertain you. Next fight. You got Brady.

Great fight. Yeah. Who is the last person Morales fight fought? He fucking just absolutely molly-wopped Gilbert Burns. Oh, Jesus. In the first round.

What's your take on that fight? Again, pure grappler, striker. Yeah. Sean Brady wins that. He'll get a tot of shot. I guess Sean Brady had a really tough time after his loss. he went through some stuff

but he's won three six yeah yeah and then Leon Edwards Carlos Prattez hate that fight for Leon probably be his third loss because Leon's been fighting grapplers man and he's been fighting five rounds

so your pacing's a little difference he doesn't have a lot of volume and then Carlos Prattes does not entertain any of that shit and just walked forward and we'll smoke cigarettes after the fight does he? Yeah really he's a fucking savage

bring that guy up now uh yeah he's he's he's a fucking savage man and he's taller than i thought he's like six three or something protest is a really fucking tall guy's one he's a beast he's a fucking beast tough fight for uh tough fight for a boy yeah yeah yeah very tough fight you that's a good fight though you that's a good fight though oh great these are great fights that main card's fucking this is interesting there is in uh benoit be interesting um i when i i i called it with benwa benwa san dine a tough guy but his he's always got his hands down when he's striking and he comes in and starts throwing bombs but good guys both of them do both like der you same thing he gets hit uh-huh i just see red bro bsd gets hit i just see red bro so this one's

kind of a flip the coin now if bsd fancy himself grappler and he thinks he's going to take dearyish down he's another thing come you got another thing coming that's right even gamrot had his hands full trying to fucking grapple deer but benille when you fight benille you're also fighting the holy ghost you're fighting he's so much closer to heaven than bsd you got he's just way close benil you know he's jesus on his side he's got jesus on his side i'll tell you what those main cards are all great i can't wait for him the number one fight on i'm paying attention to is my boy bo nickel yeah right right I told you in this on the shop show.

I swear to God, Bo, if you give me five minutes of a, or, yeah, 15 minutes, three, five-minute rounds of a shitty amateur striking match, I'm off the Bo Nicol train. Because he should fire his coaching staff. Because you need Bo Nickle to take a page out of the Mockachev Kabib Handbook and stop this nonsense. Correct. Do what you're fucking. Stop this nonsense. What makes you an outlier?

You're striking, buddy. There's not enough hours in the day for you to. catch up to be elite at strategy you got it we got it we got to study you're an elite wrestler ben askin but uh kabib kabib kabib Kabeb Kabeb mainly uh yep and just let's go ahead and let's go ahead and get that guy on the ground and do what we do i swear to god dude i'm gonna freak the fuck out and who is rodolfo viera you don't know hodolfo literally world class jihitsu multiple time world championship champion jiu jitsu so monster monster if he can take you down and get on top of you not like his guard obviously he's world-class black belt but he's not known for like swimming guys

off his back he's not so get into his guard oh rodolph i know he is i've seen him at metamoros when you were fighting yeah yeah he's a beast yeah oh he's fucking so good at jujitsu again and was juicy when i yeah well you and i me and mat mat matreone were like well that's the best body i've ever seen yeah his body's great yeah but again his style is take guys down get on top a lot of pressure right he ain't he ain't taking boat he ain't he ain't He ain't putting, your top pressure is no good here against Bo Nickel. No, you're not taking them down. Bo, take him the fuck down.

Well, protect your neck and punch him the fucking face. You gotta protect your neck here. It's very possible. But even Hidalphal, that's, he's really, he's not one of those guys. He's tripped, take down, heavy pressure on top. That's how he became world champion multiple times. Just from using his brew power. Yeah, and technique.

Yeah, not power. High, well, yeah, high, high level. Yeah, high level. But Bo, this is very, this is very, not. good here we're gonna fuck you up and break your will you can break him you can break that guy yeah yeah he's tired as in as in top of him and it was a lot of muscle feed he's gonna get on top of him and rain down blows you can let him up take him down let him up take him down let him up take him like he does in wrestling bow's done a million times yeah that guy's a problem yeah he's a pro

blammo i'll never be happy because i'm not built that way but again if we get 15 minutes of this amateur striking well you got to fire you your coaching staff right you gotta get rid of them but they're putting you down the wrong river bud putting you down the wrong river bubba if i was built that way i would have my head shaved all the time and i would always be in that outfit yeah and is that his move who just take the shirt down that much i think when he wins worlds you always want your shirt off when you're when you're rodolpho you always want your shirt off you just always do and you got to see it in person because you're like, oh, okay.

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Now, there is probably for him temptation to strike because Rolf was not a striker. I don't think so, because he did that game with RDR and got starched. You know, he's so scared of RDR's ground game, so he didn't shoot at all. She kept on the feet and gets fucked up up. He was scared of his ground game. Yeah. Didn't shoot? Wow.

Because he... Scared to get submitted? I don't fucking know. It's a big fight for him. Rodolfo is a monster on the ground. He's got a thousand ways to catch you. Not off his back. No.

Again, he's more of a trip, land on top, and position from there, and then he goes to work. And he ain't getting on top of Boeh, Nickle. I mean, he could reverse him, and maybe Bo's worried about that. Who gives a fuck? I'd rather you get reversed than watch you fucking jab your wrong. way to knockout dude i'm telling you man i swear to god if that first five minutes is that patty cake bullshit standing outside throwing these charlie brown kicks i'm off the bow nickel train no one writes his dick harder than me i'm off that fucking train i'm i've been the guy putting the coal in i'm putting

it in it we're still going i still love bow but you fuck up the cole stops well i i do think i do think that this is a smart guy I'm sure he's probably thinking I got to wrestle it's very intriguing to me though they got they got a you get a world class motherfucker out there who's got a thousand ways to catch you only if he's on top not not on the bottom no there's so many ways you can negate a good guy's guard in mama come on dude come on especially you want to find that white house card we can't put you on the white house card if you play patty cake in there can't can't do that No, no, no. We need some stone cold, blooded Americans on that White House card.

And Bo Nicol, he's one of them. He's the great, he's the great White Hope. Yeah, well, not lately. No. So, uh, yeah. And- Never mad when Tracy Cortez fights. That's a rematch against here in Blanchefield.

Rooting for Tracy Cortez. But Bo Nicol, I wish he was on the main card because that's my main event. But that's going to ruin my night. that could ruin my night if he fucks that up outside jab oh well fuck me okay his career's over oh you ruined him congrats coaches you ruined him you ruined him you made him think he was a boxer yeah i talked to a boxer good one who said uh he was like um yeah guys got bad habits though that's all he said oh and what don't yeah no shit boxer yeah no shit talking about the wrestler But he said it in a way, he was worried.

He goes, that, that's, he's making big, he's making some big mistakes there. I was like, yeah. I don't give a fuck about his boxing technique. Just fucking wrestle him, dude. Just wrestle. Yeah, we don't. You can look the part. I don't give a fucking hands up.

Just wrestle. And then, and then we'll give you to, you know who. Who? Comes up. Not for a while, but, but I would love to see. He's about five fights a way. He's about. Dude, that's thing with both.

With all due respect, both figuring himself out right now. And it's fine. It's fine. He needs time. Hey, there couldn't be a worse place to figure yourself out. Against Comza? Well, no, that's not happening.

Against Hidalpho, against RDR. Yeah. You don't want to figure yourself out when you're pursuing a world championship in the UFC. That's like getting to the MLB, being like, ah, fuck, my swings a little off. I'll figure it out against O-Ton. or school ball or fucking glass now no no that's not the time it's a lot look look bone nickel that's a steep learning curve they just throw you right to the wolves it's not easy

man it's hard but he was starching using guys you knocked out some of these lower yeah but he was taking them down and submitted them and it was just like yeah there we go that's what we need and he got there's like now I'm a striker oh fire coaches who told you that fire coaches which one of them that one oh that one says you have good striking fire him fire him though fire him wrestle his entire camp should i don't even want you hitting mitts dude i want you fucking fucking going in there like nothing 993 you know what matter of fact leave your gloves at home no no we're one fucking glove be that guy in 1993 with one fucking glove because that's how that's how much that's all you're giving we're not even throwing the right hand we're one fucking

glove bow how about that can he set them can he set some take the house up I don't give a fuck. Now, just grind them to the goddamn mat, you know? I don't need good shots. He's so good. Yeah. If you're in your coach, like, man, so this first round, let's feel it out on the feet. Oh, you're fired.

Yeah, I agree. It's tough to do, but you've got to do it. There's anything. I just yawned. I'm going to have to grab myself a Magic Mind Max. A little tie tie. No, yeah, I don't know what it is. I woke up early.

I drank a whole rain. Drink a whole cappuccino. There you go. I'm going to get myself. I'm just going to go with the original. Because I've already had a max. You had a max already. Yeah, I don't want to overdo it.

I just love the max. I love the taste. That's why we do, pal. Mm-hmm. This little shot, it's starting to crush, too. They can't keep these in stock. No, you can't find them anywhere. Mm-mm.

Except for here, please don't come and steal them. Dot com slash fighter. No slash fighter, just. Yeah, it's just. Just magicmind.com. You start doing these, you'll see. You'll get addicted. that's what I like

what else you've been up to pal were you you were in town this weekend I was in town this weekend spent a lot of time I went to West Virginia I went to West Virginia I did Tim Poole's podcast had a I love Penn Tim can sing play the guitar

um we had a great podcast he's got a Here's the thing Yeah If I fly to West Virginia I'm there to talk politics talk shit Yeah This is like flying to New York City

and seeing Bo Nickel strike well i'm not flying west virginia to hear tim sing right no tim's got a do what you're good at tim's got a an indoor skate rink and it's a large one yeah he's got he's got it's i love his crew just a bunch of dudes and they just hang and talk and he's got a regular compound now i'm going to need you to fly from austin into baltimore and then i'm going to need you no i'm sorry into washington dullis uh and then i'm going to so that's dc and And then I'm going to need you to take a car, and it's going to probably be about an hour and 15 minutes to the compound.

I'm sorry, how much cash are they giving me? No, no, no, no. But I'm a fan, so we had a great time. No, no, no, no. I love Tim. But it's, but it is out there in West Virginia. And then... You can't fly into West Virginia?

And I said, and I said, I was supposed to say that the night and I was like, these flights are going to get delayed. Oh, with the government shutdown? So I changed my United Flight, and I literally changed my United Flight, and I literally changed my United flight and I made it with one minute to go. I was the last person on the plane. Oh, you're running late? I was running late, but then I had another flight that was leaving out of Washington National and they're still waiting for their flight. They're still waiting for that flight. So how'd you get out? So I got out in, on Washington Dulles and it was just perfect. Yeah, they're going

shut down, so I get all that stuff up. I got to travel this weekend. I'm going to Canada, so I hope. Yeah, not good. I know. House of comedy kids. Not good, pal. Should I, I got Plano, Friday, Saturday, the 21st, 22nd. Should I drive the mic drop? How far is that? How far away is Dallas? Dallas. Oh, three hours.

But Play-no is actually a little before Dallas, right? Yeah, see how far, see how far Mike Drop Comedy Club Plano is from here. You can just type in Plano to make it easy, huh? Yeah. Since I'm already, you know, you guys just keep talking. I'll get it. Yeah. There you go.

There it is. and directions this i'm not going to let people see there you go jenn how are you doing i'm good bray you feeling three hours dear heavens how far it says right now four hours in 10 minutes i would not drive simply a little too far four hours is too long a little too long right it's it's what Vegas what what you mean it's like Vegas it's like the drive from l.a to Vegas yeah oh yeah not from here to Vegas man but it's a little bit of a ways huh yeah it's only hour flight

less it's just an hour flight 40 minutes you know no I know it says hour 10 hours ago that's about 50 minutes then hate Dallas airport though I don't mind it

and they got love airport too which is easy yeah midway I gotta drive you're going I'm driving this this weekend in Dallas

are you yeah you're driving yeah so I get to take Tiger Jojo everyone yeah I'll drive coming to the show buddy

but the kids have games I'm with my kids you don't want a nine-year-old at the fucking comic club you don't want a nine-year-old at the comedy club plus you need to sleep yeah

um you'll figure it out though I'll figure it out I would fly that one buddy yeah if I'm off my whole family I would fly

an hour that's so easy when you think about at the park and this is a super boring conversation by the other so what else you got you in right you're right

good call yeah good catch cool good catch on that yeah let's take a little break here because this in chili out here in Austin, man.

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most of the time it was a very very mixed group of very intelligent and nerdy Asian East Indian and white dudes oh mine was white even when we're out is a lot a lot of white crowd huh chin yeah a lot of white well no no I'm sorry don't make no mistake very white part of the world very white very good coffee good coffee was it cloudy uh it was sunny most of the days that was actually considered a really good weekend for Seattle yeah she talked me into Korean Barbie for the Korean barbecue for the first time How was it? What year was this?

Just okay. That's what I... I was telling me, because I'm a huge fan of Korean barbecue. It's amazing, but we don't go... Seven years ago. That place. I've never heard of. But also, I'm not racist like that.

Yeah, no, but also, let me ask about Korean. Let's say you represent all Korean barbecue. You're the president of the Federation for Korean Barbecue. Let me get this straight. So I get to go to dinner and then I have to cook my own food. Well, you're... Okay, listen. No, no, no, before I just answer, I got to cook.

my own meat? Hold on. You see the meat, and then we'll have a grill for you, and you're going to cook it to your specifications. Oh, because I can't order from a steakhouse, medium rare, and it comes medium rare. You might want to add a little touch of medium rare. It's a little

more than rare. But I have to do it all myself and monitor the goddamn grill. I'm trying to entertain my friends. I will admit that with Graham Barbecue, there are a couple of certain guys get left behind. They get forgotten. Buster got free on. And then it starts to smoke and you're like oh that poor guy that guy's charcoal now i know i gotta i gotta

and then things get stuck me in trouble i don't know i'm tossing all the meats on and then jay's like well flip that i'm like hey man i don't want to do this i'm gonna chill yeah have that guy the waitress fucking do it i don't want to do this it's true there are two things that happen one is don't take your eyes off the meat and that's hard to have a conversation and two it it gets a little hot on your face if you're not careful yeah yeah it does and Here's the other thing. Old racist chin over here. Racist chin.

Well, it should say sexist is why I should call him. He goes, I go, dude, we just have to monitor the meat this whole goddamn time. This is exhausting. I want to do this. He goes, dude, usually I come with chicks. And in the old tradition of Korea, the women have to deal with the meat. Well, that's why. He goes, usually the women always invite traditional Korean women.

Or white girls, I'm like, those are the rules, bitch. Sir, in light of the current situation I'm not expecting dudes to play Go to Korean barbecue I'm expecting women to be flipping the meat According to chin though Oh, not me No, that's chin

You're a progressive man Oh dude, I was flipping it myself We're all equal in this game Chin, that old school Korean bastard It's fucked up He goes, and he looked around and goes Wish a bitch was around here I feel like you're making that

He goes, I wish a cunt was around this part I went, Chin, we're in Seattle, dude, relax. That's what he said. Yeah, he goes, I wish I'd get a cut around him to flip my knees. I went, try, Chin. There's something about that word? When you don't pronounce the T? When you don't pronounce the T?

I know, dude. And you get your mouth over. I know. Dude, I think how I felt. Think how I felt. He's like, go, we need some more pork and cunts around here to flip the food. Don't push it out of your, the bull. back of your throat i'm just gonna say it's a little overrated dude that's good stuff right

there that's so that's good stuff i still hate green i i've been mourning my face i've been i was what do you talk i had a face back then um but that's hilarious you just look you just look different you're have no facial hair and your hair is a little dark hey bubba chins chins being nice yeah i'm i got father time buddy i had i had an uncomfortable five and a half years buddy I had some fucking face. For the first time in my life. Yeah, the stress gets you. Things got to me.

Yeah. I had some shit happen. Yeah, you look like you went on that show, Survivor, and you were lost for five years. Now, I didn't stop writing, performing, or working out, but you, it was a period of time where I woke up every night in the middle of the night. Yeah, that stress beats you up, man. That stress will beat you up. Because I didn't have, see that guy right there? Not a care in the world right there.

No, good time, Charlie. Not a care in the fucking world. world all the money and uh good time charlie just a great outlook on life and sometimes what studio was that was that a marina chin yeah playa vista that's when we had theo moving to our older studio that's right yeah wow look at seven years ago that was longer than that papa said seven years and let's see the actual day october 1st 2018 wow seven years that was that was that was at the height of my uh i mean i remember i was like it was it was a good time career wise everything was amazing back then everything was amazing yeah different times fellers yeah yeah yeah i've learned a lot

no i've i've learned a lot i got i got a lot out of that clip ruined our show no no i got a lot out of everything i i um i learned a lot i know a lot more now about the most important things than i did then so sounds sounds like good super happy now i don't have any arms and legs but i'll tell you what i'll tell you the thing about having no arms and legs is you really appreciate your food you taste your food you know your mouth gets more sensitive you know what it's like you know my daughter has her problems people go it'll be worse man she could have cancer oh that's helpful i went so much helpful oh yeah you're no doubt i but i still have to deal with this issue it doesn't brace it yeah yeah oh i fucking it you know what doesn't help at all you know in gaza

hey at least you have a house man oh now i'm more depressed at least you have a house now i'm more depressed no i know i know i know i do i do have a uh a roof over my head it could be worse it definitely could be worse but this still sucks Stevie Blue Eyes to tell that story about having cancer he was in chemo and his and his mom

had this this fucking station wagon oh when the hornet stung him on the eye and it didn't have any goddamn air conditioning

and it was the dog days of Boston summer if you were in that it's so hot and he's lying in the back after being poisoned by chemo he's lying down and he doesn't know

and a fucking horn horn it comes and goes I'm gonna give you a little more I'm gonna give you a little more gay his thing's right in the fucking eyeball. He was like, oh, as bad as it is, it can always get worse. Right in his fucking eyeball.

He told that story, too, when they told him he was going to die. He said, your son, he heard his parents being consulate about doctor. The doctor said, he's not going to make it. He's got stage five lymphoma. And so he goes, ah, fuck it. I'm going to get, I'm going to get Homer Simpson tattooed to my fucking inner thigh. Yeah. and he did and survived

survived as a Homer Simpson tattoo I love Stevie he's the best he is he's doing he's doing great he's doing good I love that guy what's this chin I'm not familiar with this football player I'm guessing you guys are his name is Matt Kaleel yep you see he's a lineman

yeah and his wife apparently his wife said that they got a divorce she's a swimsuit model this is the best you're divorced because he's a big old weaner like two coke cans you know what that means of She, come on now. I'm thinking about this nonstop. I bet you have played.

So Matt Khalil, that's an Arabic name. So he's, you know, the Arabs are famed for their giant dongs. Play it, chid. All right. This from TMZ TV. We're never going to believe why Sports Illustrated model Haley Kalil and NFL player Matt Khalil got divorced. Her reason simply put was that his package was too large and it caused a massive rift in their

sex life. Haley explains that they had a good marriage, but this was a huge issue that even therapy couldn't help. She said Matt's size was in the 0.01% of the population and goes as far as saying it was like two coke cans stacked on top of each other. She does go on to say that the two are still good friends and she didn't say any of this to embarrass him. To be honest, she's really doing him a solid saying this, but what would you do if you were in the situation? You know what she did? She did them a super solid.

She went, hey, we're still friends. Everyone's going to ask why we got divorced? Watch this. I got you. Watch this. Yeah, but then the problem. We got divorced because his cock was too big and fun. Davidson said my cock's actually kind of normal but what she did was for now on every woman is

disappointed when they see it's not but if he if he literally has that big of a piece that monster tail it's all good baby she did him a super so what a nice lady yeah what a nice well there are some guys that are just not going to can we get some color on her and what she looks like yeah there's some guys that are you ever watch porn i'm like how the fuck are they gonna fit that in their mouth yeah and they figure it out yeah he might just have he might have he might have Like, how is that going to go into that little hole? Yeah, this guy. Oh, there's two of them?

Yeah. How the fuck are we going to do two? I was confused with one. Look, she's good, good, gaga, fucking gorgeous. She fucking. Lord. Tackled that Frankenstein cock, huh? Well, she tried and it didn't work.

You know what? She's a good girl. She gave her best effort. She probably need to fucking motorcycle that thing just to get it going. Just to rev that engine up takes a few hands. Yeah, that's a giant. it's a giant dong got a few i could just get a dick pick that'd be great look at the size of that fella big dude big big dong she's tiny big dong that's just a giant yeah but this one i've seen

it before you know it's like when someone breaks a four minute mile then a bunch of people do it i've seen on porn where i'm like how they can fit that bbc and that small white mouth well now there are a lot of girls that want to see if they can handle it right yeah man so i think she's done a super solid good good is a gorgeous girl good for her man yeah it's tough what a what a trooper though yeah yeah just can't handle you know what she said i tried my best man and you know what for her it's like it's like it's like you get a car with too much horsepower it's just it's not my thing correct it's too much to handle yeah this thing spurt and gas everywhere all over my face it's just too much too much oh she's a tiny thing too

yeah you might need a thorough bread you know someone with some you need a big girl Although, again, I've seen tiny girls tackle some fucking tails, man. Yeah. Then they can do that. Now, here's the thing, though, sometimes you can't. Well, there are a lot of guys. We call her a quitter. There are a lot of gay men that would be all about that.

And he could do it only fans right now. I don't like where you're going with this. He can do it only fans right now and make, I'm going to say, it. Matt Khalil could do an only fans and make more money. No, not them playing football. I bet he could. No. Uh-uh. Only fans is it's just media hype. So the average

it's like 0.01% make over $1,000 a month. 0.01%. The rest of me, you know what the average is? $300, buddy. Yeah. So we're like, oh, just because there's this giant cock. Because, again, he wasn't that famous, you know? It's not like if Howie Long had a monster

cock doing an only fan. What do you think he makes? Khalil. Is he a defensive player? He was a center in college at USC. He might be a guard. Senors are highly paid guys because they have... Well, if you're a starter, you're all paid. But he couldn't make more on only fans, though.

That's a... That's former. He's retired now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to see his salary? Yeah, sure. It doesn't matter.

He wouldn't make it on... So he made... Oh, Jesus. Career is 57 to 58 million. Oh, that's a lot of money. Yeah. That's a lot of money. All right.

He made all this money with the Panthers. Guaranteed $31 million, too. He's bawling. Wow. That big old cock. Good for him, dude. Yeah. Yeah, she's done a solid.

But again, she's a quitter in my book because I've seen smaller girls tackle bigger mountains. Yeah, we don't know. It might be, if it's two co-cans, we have a big problem here. Nobody can deal with that. No, you can't. I've seen it, man. Two cocaine.

It's like the guy that brought the four minute mile. Terrell Suggs apparently had that, has that situation going on. This guy, I know, who's a photographer, I said he was, he was actually traumatized by it. Yeah, they figure it out, man. You know, God didn't give you that big dick for it not to suck itself, you know? Well. Right? Yeah, you need something.

Chin went to top 20 best male porn stars with the biggest dick. I'm just trying to see who that's the biggest. Well. Well, I thought that said podcasters with the biggest dick. Mandingo had the biggest dick. There's a seven here. Let me check that out real quick. Yeah, let's see the top seven.

I'll get my hand on my pants here. Let's see what's going on. Yeah, before I do that, dude. What's a video? This videos is for 62 years. Sean, Michael. Handsome guy.

I've seen Sean. work almost I can stop this chin they're not showing any wiener no I was just gonna say who is it and you guys we can Google it after

but never mind Bruce Venture just the biggest in porn you want to know yeah like you know realistically that guy's gay yeah

10 inches it says yeah the 10 inches is big dick huh 10 inches is big yeah the little guys are the big the big weirers are tough too

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Danny D Oh I've seen his work Real thin dude Thin white dude Built like Brian Just a real cannon on him Really? Yeah

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I really don't think we have. This is in Brazil. What do you guys think? Do you think this girl did it on purpose, or does she do it to sabotage his other runner? It's a runner who grabs the, was a white girl? No, they're the Brazilian.

Both Brazilian? Yeah. No, I don't think she's on purpose. I think she was going around and put her hand on it. Oh, you don't walk. Finish strong, girl. Did they fist fight afterwards? No.

Let me see this again. It looks like she's going around and just grabs it and it fell over. God, get up and finish the race, though. Yeah, I don't know. well people are criticizing her because she didn't turn back check on her and then she was like this well no we got finished her hands up I know but even after she finished she didn't really check on her and then she was disqualified after oh she was wow that's bullshit because it's not like that girl was gonna pass her by either right yeah it was I'll give her

bad for the doubt she might have like reached out to kind of like not crash into it like instinct well she was getting so close so I think she went like this and then thought she could just like pull out you have to give her the benefit of the doubt i think it's not like that girl's going to pass her by it's not like she's speeding ben ascran on the mat he's looking good man shout out to bed aspirin yep it said four months ago he's come so far man on his deathbed three months ago couldn't stand unassisted two months ago still in a locker and now he's wrestling wow that's so cool dude yeah still got it too cool that's so cool that's so cool that's so cool That's amazing.

Here's a little update on that one. This was bizarre, man. So the creepy guy that was at the gold's gym that went to the women's restroom. Oh, that's a fucking guy. Well, well, well, the transgender who entered the girl's locker room. He's a felon in Los Angeles was previously Grant Freeman. A convicted felon who beat his wife, and when he became transgender, took his wife's name. How eerie is that?

Oh, wow. Alexis Black is their name, and his wife's name at the time was Eleanor. He beat her so hard, quote, Kyle Grant Freeman caused serious physical harm to the victim. The victim suffered a compound fractured mandible, which resulted in her needing surgery, said the court documents from Hamilton surgery in Ohio. They pleaded guilty in 2022 to savagely beating their wife, Alexis Freeman, causing a compound fractured jaw among other serious injuries. Black had been convicted of both domestic violence and drug trafficking in the past

and has faced a slew of other charges, including resisting arrest, the record show. So Tish Hyman, shout out to you. Thank you for standing up for yourself and all the other women in that gym. And you exposed a lot more than you think. Wow. Now, I wonder if the goals gym is still campaigning for this guy to be in the locker room? Yeah, I love it. Or do they shut the fuck guy?

Oh, wait, wait, you're talking about the transgender crazy man that has cock out from women? Yeah, he's mentally safe. He hates women. He's a fucking, he beats women. He stole his wife's name. It's insane. he's crazy person yeah yeah crazy person no he's a bad person bad bad he's a sociopath yeah agree agree who's just you know looking to get in there like you'd like to fucking yeah

this is the president of mexico walking with the crowd and some dude just a drunk dude just started groping her oh this is a president by the way this is awkward We're her bodyguards Exactly We're in the fucker her bodyguards Is that him? Wow Get this fucking moron

I'm surprised he didn't whip his ass Dude choked that guy out What are you doing? Wow Shine bomb That's what I saw about the security thing You know Her

She hasn't exactly done much for you know she hasn't done much for fucking uh cartel violence hugs not bullets she's partners with him um so you know he's announced overnight that the man had been arrested he's probably dead fine yeah he's probably missing so you know um one of things about people like with manbonny and they're like oh the crime is going to be crazy well under dublasio who was a very um progressive you know socialist mayor crime was historically historically historically really low, right? And they were like, well, how that happened? So it's really fascinating. The police now, it had nothing to do with the mayor at all. The police using

compustats and AI, what they've done is they figured out that in the boroughs of Manhattan, there are about 800 criminals in all of New York City, six to 800, all of New York City, who do the murdering, the raping, breakings, all that. Yeah. it's a very small group in all of new york it's about six to eight hundred people now they can create major problems but what the police do now racial profile is because they can no they just have the ability to literally isolate all the social bus all the shitheads like this this this is crime down new york though because that's not what i'm here yeah yeah yeah way down look it up and so what they'll do is so so so jimmy's uh so so one of jimmy's family members has been a homicide

detector. Whoa, look at that, B, you're right. Shooting incidents decreased a remarkable 67%. Yeah. And because what they do now is they literally know exactly who it is. Murders are down 17%. Yeah. And so here's how they do it. They will go. And in one day, they'll arrest 500 people. They'll build cases on all these 500 people using copy stats. And then they just take them all down. And they've got all their ducks in a row. and they arrest and convict the fucking lot of them. So now what happens is you've got literally all the criminals that were causing all the problems are cut by 80%.

It's unbelievable, yeah. And that's the really cool thing about like CompuStats and stuff like that. So I assume when Donnie's going to do the same. Yeah, so in war, like you'll hear war, like these horrible things that happen, it's the same thing. In war, it's a small group of sociopaths that come from all over. during ISIS, all the psychos came in, they were like, we can kill people.

Yeah. And they come in and do these horrible things. And, you know. Yeah, that's crazy. I didn't know. I thought, wow. Yep. And it's the same thing in Mexico.

If you can isolate the leaders of the, you know, yeah, if you can find the real bad guys who make everybody do the shit, you can really cut it down. Shout out to New York. Buceli, shout out to Buceli, by the way. I want to see that, whatever you're showing. Lou Kelly, he literally said, I'm going to fucking, it was, San Salvador was the most

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Never good. I don't like this. I guess you get it. out of the way i don't like this yeah yeah i got told you well his entire inventory got destroyed and somebody's cars are on there well i mean isn't cool how the train just keeps on yeah yeah can't can't stop hey bud i mean that is did that guy get stuck i assume dummy i'm that little bump whatever just couldn't make it over it hump so he had to get out the train got to keep on keep on let me see that again let me see where he is he's right there he's like no please

it didn't affect good idea to get out of there because you would have been fucked up it didn't affect the train in any fast not a not even a little bit sir not even a little bit but even then he's still too close i would have gotten way further away wow guys remind us to switch over to patreon if you don't like any commercials. We got you. Patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K. All shows are ad-free, including the shop show.

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Just let me know what you guys think. A man says two women kidnapped him at gunpoint and forced him into sex work. Court records backing up the victim's story and he's sharing it only on 13. ABC 13th's Luke Jones is live at the Harris County Jail detailing those six days of terrible. It looks like Robert Downey Jr. In blackface. Yeah, what a terror it was. So far the only charges are aggravated kidnapping.

but this man says, in reality, he was really the victim of sex trafficking. Masterminded, he says, by a woman who called herself cookie operating out of a North Harris County Motel. Let me see her. This is, this is... It was really ghetto. It was scary. A young man who still shudders when he thinks about all he endured. Almost a week, he says he was held captive in at the Regency Inn

on Cypress Station near FM 1960, forced he says, to have sex for money. were blurring his face to protect his privacy. It was a lot of crackheads. Privacy? A lot of them, like a lot of sketchy homeless people. Alive, he says he never imagined for himself when the Harris County Sheriff's Office says he was sucked into October 18th.

That's when they say one of the victims' friends, Esmeralda Pena, invited him to the regency. She said that she had a job for me. Like, she was going to help me make some money because I didn't have a job. Once here, he says he was introduced to this woman, Herbin Inc. Forest. Although when they met, he says she went by a different name.

Her name was Cookie. Cookie, he says, quickly set about signing him up for an escort site and told him he'd have to have sex with men for money. The next day, he says he saw an opportunity to escape and returned home. But they're trying to force him into the sex. They say a doorbell camera shows Penaan Forrest at the victim's front door, this time with an armed man. Investigators say they and Nixon Simmons forced him into a car at gunpoint. Cookie started beating me, and she was like, don't I ever leave again? Like, if I ever leave, like, she'll blow my brains out.

For the next six days, he says he was beaten, applied with drugs, and deprived of food. At night, he says he was expected to solicit men in this Ross parking lot, although he says he only ever slept with one. I knew that if I made the money, they would keep making me work for them and keep me around. I smell a scam. So I just try not to sleep with anybody. Even so, he says the experience left him. drained and at one point hoping for us would make good on an earlier threat like a couple days in

i kind of wanted her to kill me like i i taught her to kill me like just get it over with in the end he says it was his aunt who saved him october 24th he says he was able to text her using a phone he'd hidden from his captors that she picked him up during one of those nights out in the ross parking lot i was just like yeah this is not a good place to be yet uh i think he and the victim says he wasn't the only one forced to do this one of the suspects It's Esmeralda Pena, also beaten and made to walk the streets, he says. Right now, there's case still under active investigation. Yeah.

They're going to look into it. I think he willingly went into that. Something sounds like that. It feels like male prostitute. It feels like bullshit. Okay. And they brought as they got them back in the car. They were like, you better get over here.

Uh-huh. And you were just like, all right, I guess I'll just go again. And I'll walk this Ross parking lot. And then five days later, I mysteriously found my phone and text my aunt after five days. After five days, there's no on a scare. We wanted her to kill me after two days because I think it was hungry and get the fuck out of here.

Like, shut up. No, this is easy. Do you think they just didn't pay him? Like, as much as he wanted or something? I think he got busted doing it. They like, oh, no, I was kidding. They remember me suck cock for money. Yes. She said something happened to where. That boy liked

Wiener. And she that boy liked Wiener and Cash. The boy liked Wheeler and Cash. And he was getting paid That's any thought in their big old dick. What's this? Kassolp. Kiyosl. Kiyosl.

Kianna Rieves' divine wife. You'll see what happens here. This Kianna get into his car and the security close the door on him and then this woman starts going after the truck O'Cardio. Hell yeah. No, no, no, no, look on me, look on me. Giannu, it's here to buy the wife. Giannu!

You got to relax, man. Should you guys show us good ground base? Poor thing. Poor thing. Oh. Oh. Oh, guys. They didn't he'd do that.

That'd be so mean. wow I love you poor thing she's for the people listen she's 4-8 makes me sad if you ever seen Monsters Inc

she looks like Mike Winnowsky she's built like Mike Lanowski she just has a hard time she's always crushing it and she's just obsessed with Kevin Reeves she's not well that's pretty much the way she's built no don't be mean I mean it's accurate but don't be mean

it's just a bummer poor thing no my bad i thought this was a comedy fun show my fault she's four eight and thinks she's made a yeah it's some people my fault brian all there start a kianna's looking at start a fucking go fund me for by the way kianna was every bit of six two every bit oh i think he's age wise no every bit of six to yeah yeah he's 60 or so and he looks great great hair still got his hair he's all the money i'm like brian callan he when you're when you're that rich and you've been that famous that long and the world is all bows at your feet all time you don't have a lot of stress yeah he hates fame too huh he talks about all the time he's great yeah he's great he's a very good person i've heard nothing but good things about him she's like

she's dwarfish right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah normal head's a lot going on there you know what is it's a disaster it's a disaster from the jeans from shopping it's a i remember i said that to I was like, yeah. It's a nightmare. Yeah. That's what is. And she thinks she's married to the guy from the Matrix.

It's a fucking walkie. She's his divine wife, though. And so if you manifest things, sometimes it happens. That's not real. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

That should be it for now, for today. Oh, here's the last one, then. Whoa. This is just wins. Wends. Dude. What the? Oh, you'll see you're fresh.

that's oh dude that's final destination style die yeah they're trying to kill it also too light in the ass for this world oh no she could have absolutely died absolutely died that's fucking scary that's final destination style yeah that's uh where you're gonna be you're be you're westminster b b basically uh house of comedy then i'm in plato texas number 21 Salt Lake City, Utah for Thanksgiving number 2829, and then we'll take it from there. All right, kids, this is the fighter and the kid. We're out.