The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub’s Secret… | TFATK Ep. 879

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

Brendan reveals his secret to the recent good luck in his life, Bryan explains why he can't stand raccoons, and the guys talk UFC 286 Leon Edwards vs Kamaru Usman, why wrestlers are so successful in life outside of the sport, Brendan's fight with NFL's Marcus Jones, the latest current events around the world and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app and use promo code FIGHTER - DISCLAIMER BELOW  Black Tux - https://theblacktux.com/FIGHTER promo code FIGHTER Morgan & Morgan - Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/FIGHTER or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone.

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Yeah. Is air... I know you're making fun of me. It's all of the people online. The airwanna fish, it's from China. It's the airwanna. The airwanna. Yeah.

It's like worshiped by the Chinese. It's from the Yellow River, the Yangtze. Yeah, so it looks like a dragon and they're very expensive. So in the Chinese culture, that's why the red airwanas are legal in the United States to keep them like high valued in China. So you can illegally get them here. Yeah.

I have airwanas, I free of them. Somebody slide, hold on, hold on, hold on. But they're regarded as super good luck, really, really good luck. They bring good fortune. Since I got these three year wantas, I've had nothing but good luck. I gotta get some.

Since I got these three year wantas, nothing but good things have happened. Well, what do they say when the clouds are overhead? That's part X like that, that's, that's guy says and then but the the sun Doesn't seem like it's there, but it'll it's there. You've got to wait till the house part. Yeah, and so I remember when I was buying the guy Told me about all this and like okay, whatever and then I get them and they grow an inch to inch a month to so he it's huge You're luck keeps growing. Yeah, it's nuts, man Shit maybe I'll buy one not for me. No, dude. You'll be that's it be good. That's not a beginner. Shit, maybe I'll buy one.

Not for me though. That's not a beginner fit. No, no, advanced. I gotta tell you, like I got attached. I really did get a little bit attached to my turtle and to my three fucking coy. And when that mother fucking raccoon or that, I don't know if it was a raccoon

or if it was a... I think it'll die here. By the way, I think when I swear on YouTube, we get flagged. Only in the first minute. No, we tested it. It just depends. It just depends. So, I apologize for my language, but that raccoon or that cat, whoever it was, when they chewed my turtles head off, and our thinker name was Isabella, I can't remember

what we named her. It must have been really important. Isadora, isadora. Isadora, my kid's name is Adora, I think. But you know, chute, chute, it's hands and feet off. You, that's life, baby. That's life. And left in my honest back, her honor back,

like so the undisified. And then just one fish after another just doop and I was like where are they and then finally it's just an empty babbling broke yeah and I want to put more in there but I know it's just a desert you got to figure that out you could put I was really I got I loved my fish I would feed them every day oh these are what is are my pride enjoy they feed them feed or fish like live. Got a fish. Got a watch out for white dick?

Yeah, you do. Not the tanks now are running so smoothly. The only way you could introduce white dick is if I brought a new fish in, or if some of the feeder fish, I bought that do carry disease had it. But hey, we have to celebrate your birthday. Was I was on Saturday?

I know. Should we, you know how I celebrate my birthday? I bet you, you bought a fish. I bought another Airwana, a Jardini Airwana from Australia. A very rare, I thought they're only in China. Well, there's one that's actually called a jumping fish. Wait, so people can get a piece of paper and a pen. You guys ready?

Go, talking about fish. Yeah, it's actually a monkey. It's called a jumping fish. A jumping monkey fish. But these are from... To the giant. Australia. You have to have a lid. It's called a jumping monkey fish. But these are from... Do they jump? Australia. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You have to have a lid. The fly out. So, do you know... That's it right there. How about the apple? Is it perch? His name's bullet. Is it perch that...

So, I'm gonna be... Is it perch that jump out of the water and hit people in the face when they're on a boat? No, that's like Asian carp. Carp, carp, yeah. They jump out of the water and then people like, ah, it was amazing, yeah, my new pal! And the fish are like, what? Right in the face. Is that racist? Yes.

It's like, I don't know why I'm so fishy. I don't think that Asian. I actually do that. I don't think that's right. Where are they yelling out? There you go. Well, it's it flying carp on a river and jumping in the air. Yeah, that's what happened. Oh, look at this. It gets crazy.

Bro, you cannot drive faster than that. But they're jumping no matter what. Oh, right in the water. You just had to drive through. Why are they jumping through the water? I think this is the disturbance with the motorboat. It's like, r what do you call that shit? Oh there ugly so I'm gonna be important They're invasive. I'm gonna be in Portland in April at helium. Yeah, yeah, Frank on dot com and But I know my my site my my you know, no, I didn't get taken out. I got to just I got a pay

You forgot to pay the website. Yes, are you from 1994? I am from 1994. I don't get taken out, I got to just, I got to pay. You forgot to pay the website for your ass. Are you from 1994? I am from 1994, I don't pay attention. Sorry, BrianCount.com's down, but you can catch a 10 foot sturgeon, sturgeon or 10 feet long, and I'm not doing it though, because I don't care, but you can catch one. Do you, they're are 10 foot sturgeon.

Look at the size of that thing. That's important. Look at that. That's Photoshop. No, I know this guy. No, that's a real... That's real? They're 10 feet from that.

That's a shark. It's a monster. Those were... That's a dinosaur. So, Mons. In France, we say real, real, real. You'll appreciate this, Brian. Those are the Airwannas.

They trace it as far as back. They're around when dinosaurs are around. That's all cool there. Want us they trace it as far as back there around when dinosaurs around That's how cool there. That's whether good. No, I will appreciate that you want one. No, I'm excited for you And I would have their around some dinosaurs were around did but isn't that crazy? Come amazing dude There was around the same time It's amazing and now he's in my tank. No, there are fish that are some of those fish are prehistoric nice in my tank No, I know. Longest live fish. Do you know what it is?

Yes, it's a basic whale. It's a whale. Basic? No, but like how you're thinking. I'm pretty sure. It's a whale. So it is a whale. But I think it's like in the cold water.

I think it's the Arctic shark. No, it starts with a basic whale or all this. Is Icelandic shark? It's something like that. Yeah, time and what? I don't know, he's right. What's the oldest living? Mammal.

Mammal? Yeah, what's this? Oh, that's a whole, I wanna 140 million years. Wow. That's in my tank. That's in my tank. He saw, he witnessed the Stegosaurus.

He saw the, now he sees me in my undies. Cretaceous period. You know what? No, do you know what I don't care about? Then I should. Dinosaur? Two things. I don't care about dinosaurs and I don't care about astrology.

And I probably should. Like, like what? Dinosaur's are cool. No, I know. It's just not the bow headway. Is that it? Okay. They can be 211 years old.

What do you call it? The longest living vertebrae is the Greenland Shark. Which is not a thing. That's what can be 211 years old. What do you call it? The longest living vertebrae is the greenland shark. Which is not a green. That's what we were both kind of in. But that's the no you had at the bow headway, that's a long-lived animal. That's a warm-lived animal. 211 years. Wow.

Hey, you know how long that airwann is going to be with me? How long? 50 years. Is that true? Yeah. They live that long. If you take care of them, right? Water conditions 50 years. 50 years, you will almost get it. Oh, I'm attached to it now close to 15

No, no no no in the wild it's 50 okay 15's a long time though. Oh because they're eating or something Look so on eBay for 5.8 million bucks dude That is so crazy is this Asian like like, you know, in China, in China they call dragonfish, because they look like dragons. They have these long things like tussets to count. They're so dope, dude. And they're not friends.

They're good luck. They're the most aggressive fresh water fish you can buy. They're the bear coot as a fresh water. They're like baracuda. Baracuda. Baracuda. Dude, I put, you can put. They're the bear coot as a fresh water. They're like baracudas. That's what that bloat does. Baracudas, do you like put worms in there, frogs, which I would never, I love frogs are too cute, but worms, crickets.

Frogs, don't eat everything. Probably a little sparrow or something. Oh, sparrow, I put 30 in a time, and they last two minutes, 30. You mean goldfish? Goldfish, yeah. Well, you know, I used to own pythons and you had to feed them rats.

Can't do it. I always felt bad for the mice. I didn't like it. The only reason I feel good when I feed these feeder fish is it's time to pay the piper. You know, it's daddy's up and he's bringing me good luck and we're gonna sacrifice you guys. Please keep this in mind if if if I had a fish That was brought me good luck

Which I have three of them and and and it only ate human fingers. I would take your hand and I would shove it into that I'd be like you're gonna lose some fingers This is gonna keep this going that's the bad news. So you're not gonna play piano. Good news is. I'm not gonna know, P.M. Yep, I'll leave you with this finger and your thumb. So I can drink. There you go, so you can drink.

I'm not gonna take all your fingers. I'm not gonna take all your fingers. I'm not gonna drink in pinch titties. I'll leave you with this, which, I'll leave you with your... Metal, make me like lobster boy from American horse toy. I'll leave you with, yeah. I'll leave you with, I wanna leave you with this,

I'll take the two middle fingers. Do this so I can do head shot. Boom, bigly on the Edwards fan, head shot. Well, you need your trigger fan. You need your trigger fan. No, I did not watch the fight. I did not. That's, leave me like that.

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So why did you think Leon would not would be able to keep Camaro, Camaro office back? Because they spent prior to this, they spent eight rounds together. And so Leon has so much tape to watch and prove on. It's gonna be the same Camaro. You're not getting a different Camaro. It's gonna be the same Camaro. Who's also older, he has knee issues. There's rumors he's only has one or two fights left.

Like it's Leon's time. And I just thought if his take down offense got better striking so much better than Camaro's. It is. And he has a conference from that KO, which I don't think you had a conference going into that second fight. He got that conference.

It's in your backyard. There's just too many obstacles for Camaro to get over in order to beat Leon. And then watching the fight, you know, as my birthday, kids were running around, so I, but I was able to watch for the most part. I was like, man, that was a close fight. I probably a draw because I would, I gave when I was watching. Sorry, interrupt. It looks like it looks like statement. It's rice. Camaro out. Did him. Am I wrong about that? No. No, you're right. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. So watching it live, again, kids run around. There's pizza. There's

cake. It's my birthday. My weeders out. So watching it, first round Leon, I was watching it live, again, kids run around, there's pizza, there's cake, it's my birthday, my wheat is out. So, watching it, first round Leon, I was like, holy shit, he looks fantastic, he looked phenomenal. Second round, I was like, all right, come on, watching it live and not paying fully attention, but first round, I was like, all right, it's one one going to the third round. Leon gets a deductive point for kicking in, or for it was a fence grab.

Oh, in the cage, fence grab. So I was like, oh, this is grab fence grab. So I was like, oh, this is bad news for Leon. I was like, I'll probably give uh, Usman that round. So that's a 10 eight round for Usman. So then it's three one Usman. I'm like, Oh, Leon better get on his bike and start getting to work. Fourth round Leon, fifth round Leon. So I'm like, that's a draw. But then I watched it the second time without my kids, without my wife around without focusing on my fucking good luck fish, right? Yeah, and put my winner back in my pants and rewatch it Leon kind of dominated. It wasn't as close as I thought in my head and you'd probably give Leon

I mean, there's no no way you would give him anything less than three rounds straight up Right definitely for probably four You probably won four. Any controversial things I heard the Gachi fight was very close, but they gave it to Gachi. That's fair. See, I even scored that one. I could see how you get to Viziv the first and second. Definitely number one for Viziv. He's just so fast and strong.

Do you second round, I'll see you in the third round, definitely Gachi. I thought it was two, one, Viziv. Wouldn't have mad at it. It depends how you score it, but... Would you score kicks? would you score kicks? You have to. Higher than the punching. You have to score the same.

You have to score the same, but the judging isn't there yet. The judging isn't aware of kicks. They're not aware of submission attempts, take down defense. They're not pretty means all this. So, yeah, Justin did go for a take down landed, take down the third round, but Justin like good, you know Justin like good fazeves and animal Justin did work

You know Justin came out in the post fight and was like, you know Viswan shouldn't have been commenting on this. He's so biased. I'm like that doesn't work for me because if Leon didn't win Then I could understand your bias, but he was excited because you got to celebrate the guy winning the fight. You got to talk about what the guy's doing, what who's winning the fight. When you rewatch the fight, which Gagee should do, you'll realize that Leon, he won by a much bigger gap than we actually think.

He kind of dominated that fight. It's significant strikes though. It looks like Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz-Fiz Yeah, he's have, he's have, he's have, he's have, well, he's have, he's have, he's have, he's have, he's have, he's have, well, the first round, in the second, in the second, that's why I gave him the first and second, Justin definitely won the third, yeah, because he had a big take down that one, but I was like, I can go either way,

yeah, no, nobody got robbed, it could go either way, it was a great, that fight should've been, my only issue with that fight should've been five rounds, that should be a five round fight. Being three rounds drove me nuts. They just started getting rolling. Mm-hmm.

But Justin's must see TV. So it's physique. They're both of them. To my two favorite fighters, watch out. Would you say 55 is the most stack division? Oh, 55, 45, 70, 85. I would say 55, right? I mean, I don't know.

55 is tough because they're older. 70 stacks, 70's fucking stack. There's a changing of the guard at 55. So you know that, you know our boy, mockage, I've called out Leon Edwards, yeah. Get out of my face. Focus more on 55. Yeah. You just beat a 145 pounder, right?

Yeah. Okay. Cool. I fight you lost the fight. You just beat the 145 pounder. Defend your talent 55 instead of jumping around. Who's there besides Benille Darryus That's what I want to see you have dare you Of Fazeev would have been the big one and then you have those guys coming up You have some guys coming up the C55 and I as deep as we think there's some big names there

But they're older like they've been there a while so he beat Charles O'Leverey beat doesn't pour a just engage in there You have dare you you have Chandler you he have Fazeef, he just lost, he have Gamrott. It's a lot of names, but it doesn't necessarily mean. Look at 70. 70, you have Kamara, who's older, you have Coli's there, Hamzat, he's never fired at 70 again, he's going 85. I'm a homad no joke.

Muhammad, you know, should fight for title. You have Gilbert Burns, Shaft Katz, a fucking nightmare. Wonderboy's older in the tooth, Neil, Sean Brady. You know? Yeah. They're all about the same when you look at it like this. Yeah, that's true.

85, 70, 55. I think 45's the deepest. 45's the toughest to win in anything. Your thoughts on Bonykel and Whether or not he takes the title in a year or two years Two years I would bet my Irwanis on it you would yes, now you know just yeah, just a nightmare wrestler though the minute he grabs you He's getting in no he is resting in submission

Yeah, but I but I think obviously he's got time. He's got time to develop a strike. Yeah, there's no rush. You don't want to do that in the year. No. Two years, yeah, I bet my airwann is on it. Really? Yeah.

Now, I watch the wrestling NCAA championship. I don't miss it. I watch all of it. My boy, Least, are bowling. He goes every year too. There's a kid from UNC. He's a five-star recruit. I'm gonna tell you something off-air

that I can't say on this, that will blow your mind about this kid. He's a five star recruit out of Greeley, Colorado. His name's not Spencer, way off. Way off. Let me get through it, right? So Spencer, Jesus Christ. So he's a five star recruit.

I've Greeley Colorado. Head office from Iowa, Oklahoma State, Ohio State. Out of high school. Out of everywhere, everywhere. And he has now, my friends and family are in Greeley. had offers from Iowa, Oklahoma State, Ohio State, out of everywhere, everywhere. He has now, my friends and family are in Greeley. I've got supporting cast here. I bet I could still become that champion from Northern Colorado.

Can you, Brian, can you name the last, forget, Nadi champion? Can you name the last all-American? No, think about it. Think about it. I bet you can get this. Can you name the last all-? No, think about it. Think about it. I bet you can get this. Can you name the last all American from University of Northern Colorado?

The last all American. Think about it. 2010. Was the last all American. Fights in the UFC. From Colorado. Northern Colorado. I used to train with him.

He fights in the UFC. But currently, just fought. Oh, is it, is it, um, just fought, right? You just fought? Thought for Zeef, yeah. Yeah. Just for free. Yeah, there you go.

Okay, there we go. So that was the last All-American. I didn't know Justin Gase was All-American. Yeah, yeah. Big Dante. Big Dante. Yeah, and then was like, yeah, I'ma try MMA And not wrestle athlete and not wrestle from day one Really doesn't train to get too much. You just use for gays

Just different stands and bang. That's why you love them. Yeah Love them disagree on his business being commentary, but you got to love Justin Gates What was his favorite bids? I'm not a bids man. Listen, Kamar, who's been him our best friends and train partner. So he thought, uh, bids being was biased because he's British.

Oh, yeah, I know he was British, right? Got it. He's off on that. He's off. Bids being's commentary, and this is why I love bids being because it's from a fighter's perspective. I love bids being. And he had such a good take on in the second round

when Kamar kept getting in the nuts and like doing all the stuff. Kamala kept talking to the ref. And he's doing this, you know what I'm like, love it. And business, he's like, hey, ignore all that. Do focus on the task at hand, focus on winning the fucking fight. Don't this outside noise all these distractions,

you gotta follow any caught himself. When he goes, and because DC goes, you gotta address getting kicked in the nuts. Because he goes, no, you're right. the nuts. There's no, you're right. And I'm like, you're on it, Bizzving. Stick to your truth, bro. You're fucking on it. Because I've been hitting the nuts,

and I'm just even hurt like, who gives a flying fuck? Keep going, dude. Keep fucking going. Bizzving is spot on, dude. Spot on. Yeah. Michael, if you're listening,

you can't do my stand-up, I brought you backstage, we had a good time before the show. And then he left and I wanted to say bye. And then like two years later, I found, he sent me a beautiful DM, I gave you so funny and I never got, I never saw it. No, you're fiddin' it.

I saw it two, three years later. I was like, Michael, thank you for calling me. Michael, let's give him his flowers. Dude, just think of this, think years later. Michael Finch. Michael Finch. Let's give him his flowers. Dude, just think of this. Think of Fin. What weights you fight at? Russell, right? Not fight.

I mean, Russell, I think it's 135. But think of this. Think of Fin was a five star recruit. Ohio State, Stanford, Oklahoma State, Oklahoma, Iowa. Is that him? Yeah, Andrew, Al L.a.s All L.a.'s I think all these five star recruits come to you and thing goes no dad I think I'm gonna stay here and wrestling really you go. No, but you got to get out of here

Yeah, bring him up. Let me see some pics. Oh bro, bro, and the guy he beat the guy he beat was a former two-time nati champion. The guy beat was, he used to wrestle, I think Stanford and transfer to Iowa, savage. Hey, beat him bad. Yes, I can use that. Beat him bad, brother. It was a record. Really? Yeah. And that's also set 135.

But so there's big upsets like Princeton had an upset in the basketball tournament, right? Yeah. The biggest upset set 135. But so there's big ups, that's like Princeton had upset in the basketball tournament, right? The biggest upset was in NCAA wrestling. And did you see the mom? No. So this kid's a three time national champ. He's going for his fourth as a senior. He gets pinned, dude.

Pinned by I think of four or fifth seed. He gets pinned, bring that up, Jen. He gets fucking pinned. Yeah, that's the clock. The mom, they show the mom She's a sweet little lady glasses. He it's pin. She takes glasses Runs off versus his opponent

That one no, it's not this kid. It's so do biggest upset in N.C. W.A. wrestling 2030 Damn Damn, it's so it's so dope. So he's gonna you would have him come into MMA When he's that good and was that good and that young go yeah, go get we got gold medal for America. Yeah Purdue's Dude, oh, there's the I was Especially yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

There that guy's's exactly five foot three. Look what's this? Number four pins, but surely Listen to the crowd big scrowd ever says Tulsa You were Lord and savior Donald Trump showed up too, right? Oh my god. How great is wrestling? Oh No, that's a pin that's got a real I said this kid hasn't law. Oh my god. How nuts is that? How's that I get? You're finally kid you you has a lost brunt three time national champion Pin him you had you had no business. He should not have won that

Pint him dude and Lee won last year on two-torn ACLs Dude monster And Ray most pins him nuts, right? It was great Torin ACLs. Yeah, dude. Monster. And Ramos. Pins him. Not's right. It was great. I don't know why people don't pay more attention to this. Who is that? That's why I posted like, this is my March Manus tournament.

This is the only one I care about. So who's Ramos? He's not the same. He's the... Number four guy in the world. I don't know what the next... What a monster. Two time hot trophy.

So you know how we say Bona Coles won the Heisman? Yeah. This guy won it twice. Bonicos. No, no, no, bonicolunement. Bonicos won, no, well the Hodge trophy is the Heisman, right? The Heisman? Well, the, because the best football players are the Heisman. The best wrestler in the nation's award the Hodge. So the Hodge is their version of the Heisman. So I would say bow one the Heisman. You know, it's just, and this guy won it twice. It's got one twice. Twice, three time national champion.

You just see these guys, man, then they're fucking working. It's for fucking nuts. Crazy. Well, I told you, I told you that I went to Dan Gable's wrestling camp. We trained with the Hawkeyes. And the idea was you're in high school,

you obviously, I was 17 years old, and you train, they train you the way the Hawkeyes do. So what you're training is you're doing three of days. Three, you're wake up and you sprint, you do all those stuff, all that stuff. Live wrestle, live wrestle. I'm telling you. It's a similar format,

but you're still not going against Iowa Hawkeye Calbor. I'm 17, I'm 17, like. a similar format, but you're still not going against Iowa, Hawkeye, Calber, and wrestlers. I'm 17. You know, I'm saying like, harm sent, but I was 17. And I got a sense. I remember they said we're going to train you. This is what D1, this is what how you train like a champion. And I I I I I limped I remember I limping for two weeks. I it's the only time I thought I couldn't make it like really they they pushed you that hard. And I I thought I couldn't make it. Like really, they pushed you that hard. And I think that that's the main reason that people laugh, and I'm being serious. Like I went to American, it was a D1 program.

And I was like, if this is D1 wrestling, I don't wanna do it. And I think I gave myself a psychostomatic back injury because I would smell the mats and my back would see it. Yeah, I feel you. I mean, looking back, I don't think I feel you I mean I you know looking back I think I was just like well I just But now I'm I would I now imagine American like this other thing you think about like if my

American is a low level D1 it's not Oklahoma. It's not Iowa. That's your full-time job You're not 50 but you got to add this in mine too and I I'm just I am you know this but so when you are When you're wrestling on that level, okay, and you're wrestling pretty much year round, you're also suckin' weight. Yeah. So, so with Dan Gabel, like, what would happen with a lot of those Iowa guys and this happens with a high level wrestlers? Some guys just go nuts. So there was a famous wrestler. Maybe it was, I don't want to say, Lindy Kistler, something like that was a big, big time guy and he was the rest of the way. Maybe it was, I don't want to say, Lynn the Kistler, something like that.

It was a big, big time guy. And he was an unbelievable wrestler. I don't think it was him, but it was, it was somebody like that. And he was, I think it was the day before the NCAA's. He just couldn't take it anymore. He ran away. They found him in a fucking doubt, like he was in a diner. I get it.

Eating donuts and drinking water. He just couldn't take it. I get it. He's like, I can't do it. Well, then, think about your college experiences of regular college student. Now, take that. You're majoring in wrestling. You still gotta get the academic.

Yeah. Like the kid that won at what's the Cornell? You want a world champion, or a natty champion, Cornell? Stanford, Princeton. You still have to meet the academic requirements. Now, imagine those kids who go there and read the folks on that now imagine year-round brun you're cutting away imagine the discipline if you can do that if you can be a wrestler on that level you do it for you do anything you can learn everything is easy this this is why if somebody has wrestling on the resume every

four to five hundred coming should hire them i know nobody has more self-discipline in the world than Division One college resters. That is close to it. And also some of them to that degree. Some of the most successful people I know in business are from wrestling background. Look at Daniel Quirmy, who then went on to be a two-time Olympian.

So there are no breaks. That's just, you know, that's why Bohnickel. That's why these guys have been competing on such a high level for so long. So when they step into that octagon, it's very interesting because they're so used to that. They're so used to that pressure. When Metcalf, one Metcalf at Iowa,

won the NCAA's, I think four years ago, maybe five years ago. He won the NCAA's. And I don't think people really understand how hard that is, how impossible that is. Well, I got emotional. The guy was talking to his dad was an Olympian, and his dad, I forget what country, but he's not from there.

Dad was an Olympian in that country wrestling. Brought him over and he's like, so how soon did you start wrestling? Is when he's two. And because did you think that he was gonna come a national champion in America and they're both crying? Well, that's the thing. When you see that kind of like so,

I was at Ben Asker's house. It's the work. It's the amount of work. I'm at Ben Asker's house and there's a guy at the kitchen thing doing some cooking. And I take him in as I do with men and he's got a crazy thick neck and traps. Well, that's his brother. His brother was a 185 pound national champion and he's got a crazy thick neck and traps. Well, that's his brother.

His brother was a 185 pound national champs and so he double-edged. I was like, I was like, so we got two of these in the family. I got it. I got it. Yeah, that, that, I think, I really do believe that.

I think if you can do that, you can do anything. If you can suffer. Max asked that one name. There is. Max asked, right? Yeah, there he is. That's fucking sad. At Mizu. Yeah, he's a monster

There he is there is He's better looking than any. Yeah, he's taller taller and I'm just saying is what it is. Yeah, my brother's better looking me Yep big kid Hold on Hey I'm gonna get my licking you still on that for a second. Hey, don't say time shit, okay? Don't say don't shit. Oh, your humble is that where you are? Your humble?

Yeah. Brand new job is humble. Guys listen, finally he's gone. Let's talk. Is this alcohol? Whoo is no no Which it was Funny if I just ran out of shit to say I think this green really brings out the pink he was in my skin So I'm talking about not yeah, everybody thanks coming out and I act

Yeah, that's a I love being Wow, gangster dude. Yeah Don't it stink then yep Yeah, we just noticed Brandon have socks on get stinky you know, so if I'm a brand new I've never worn these and also feels good no socks, right? Yes. And also I can't wear narrow shoes anymore. So, these are baby powder though. If you're gonna go sockless, baby powder. I do that with my loafers, other ones,

because I can't fit a sock in them. So, I feel like they're too fat. You gotta have, I like my toes to be split, everybody. Hey, going back to, I think I get emotional when I see that national championship get how excited they are. That's why I think I cried during American Idol, because those kids finally make it. The only time you ever felt anything, the only comparable

thing I have, which is nothing compared to a national champion or American Idol going to Hollywood, I guess. But when I was on the ultimate fighter after I knocked out Marcus Jones, I mean, the happy, like if someone's like the happiest you've ever been besides my kids being born, have to say that right. But is when that tournament, right, you know that tournament and I knocked out Marcus Jones and I was doing fake snow angels on the mat. Because it was like, oh my God dude, you did it. You did it.

You did it. That's why I see those kids on American Idol or I see how happy those kids are. Look at that, that was where it was. That was it right there. There's nothing like that. And he brought it so scary. And I was down in the fight.

And I was down in the fight too. And you had that knee thing. I love that story with Lauren Lando goes, does it matter what your knee, what's going on with your knee? Yes, I went on the ultimate fighter. And before I went in the house, I had a torn ACL, like small fat like tear,

but my knee kept swelling. I went to Lauren Lando, I'll shout to Lornland out. And I go, hey man, look how I need it, does all the things. I can tell it's not great. I go, what do you think it is? Does it matter? What do you mean it is? Does it matter what I tell you? What do you not going to go? What be great?

Any of you as you're fine. You're fine. Yeah, you're not fine. Yeah, you're not fine. You're fine. What are we going to do? Does it matter? So, you know, with Muhammad Ali fine. Yeah, you're knee sucks.

You're fine. You're Z. What are we going to do? Does it matter? So, you know, with Muhammad Ali, when he fought Sonny Liston, and Angela Dundee, they put, they put the mafia had money on it. They put a solution on his gloves that made his eyes blind. He couldn't see.

If you watch that fight in that one round, he could do in this. He couldn't see. If you watch that fight in that one round, he could do it in this. He can't see. He had to clinch. He was doing this. He goes, I can't see, I can't see. Angela Dundee said, it doesn't matter. Let's go.

Your eyes will clear off. Let me do it. It literally was... That goes to Biz being this thing where people get him shipped for it, where he's like, then all that stuff matters. It's not even when it leaves you the fight. Focus on the topic.

Then all that stuff matters in life, actually. It's like, then that stuff matters. It's not even when it leaves you the fight. Focus on the topic. Then that stuff matters in life actually. It's like, there are a lot of excuses to not achieve something. And a lot I tell everyone, good ones, good ones. Yeah, good excuse, really good ones. And I tell everyone, if you're down the dumps, buy an Aeroana fit.

Buy, spend, if you're down the guys, if you're broke and you're down the dumps, Chinese, $50,000 and buy a legally illegally import a red legal import a red Airwanda it's gonna cost you how much uh what's that what's up come on two okay you you give me the weed I know I want good luck what size what size

I want one I want one I want one I want one to size my forearm oh blah blah for for red or gold. Yeah, yeah from China. Yeah. Uh, it's a 70 grand how much? 70 grand Yeah, and then I got don't I have to have a cage a cage. Oh, minimum 300 gallons. Don't say cage Okay, I don't know where not a cage. I'm not selling to you. Well, I want a minute cage. I want good luck, bro Now you know some people, the Airwannas get so big,

you know how you have that pond? Sure. They'll put them in those ponds. Here's the caveat though. They need 78 to 80 degree warm water. 78 to 80 degree, very warm water. But people will buy pool heaters and put them in those ponds

so you can have Airwannas in there. So I'm gonna think about, also you're stupid, Ratcoons. Yeah. With an Airwanna, we'll eat, also you're stupid, raccoon. Yeah. With an arowana, we'll eat that raccoon, stupid, wet nose off. Is that true? Yeah.

Not hearing it from a raccoon. A big one. No, no, no, how big are they? How much money do you got? You keep, you get in the week. Look up what feeds on, on, on, on arowana's. Jaguars. Jaguars?

Three feet doesn't sound right. That's right. Yoghours. Three feet then sound right. That's right. Three feet. They're not large. They are expensive. What do I everyone have feet on? No, what what feeds on what are there natural predators? Oh, what eats everyone is.

In the wild. in the wild. Top five air want to tax large fish. Not much. I don't see it in the dead. It is. They're invincible. Wow. You have it. No predators. Hey top five everyone attacks that them tacking a peep people are just other than shit. Well all upload some shit that a boy. So we can't play this obviously. Oh, it's a mouse. Oh my god. That mouse is doing the backstroke though. Oh Damn, that mouse like what in the fuck? Damn. I feel bad for that little snake. Oh my god.

Oh. Is there a snake? Nope. That's attached to his face. No, that's a snake, you swore. That's a snake. That's a little snakey. Yeah, it's a snake.

You guys want to be able to see this. We're watching a red air wanna feed on a straight up snake. And then he ate it. Oh, he's a sick one. That's a cool one. He ate a freaking mouse. That one ain't cheap there. Look how aggressive he is. And then he ate a sick one. That's a cool one. That one ain't cheap there. Look how aggressive he is. Just waiting for the food.

Boom. Oh, damn they're fast. Oh, that's just data. There was a little, there was a fish. The fish lived this long. One that, one that. It might've been a frog. It's a frog.

And you didn't get out. This one is called. This one is called. Okay, frog. So are people going to be a modified post? The feeding friends in Mayer want in the feeder fish? Oh, that's a. This water's cold. Okay, frog. So are people gonna be a matter if I post the feeding friends in my ear, wanna in the feeder fish? Oh, that's a cricket.

Grasshoppers. Here's probably grasshoppers. It dirties the water, man. It's a real mess. Yeah, they stink. They don't care about the smell, boy. It does. See, that's more natural with UD in the wild.

Well, you put this leg off and now he's eating the whole thing. God, they're a nasty mother. Don't they cool looking? Good luck, baby. Yeah, he wrote his leg off and now he's eating the whole thing. God, they're a nasty mother. Are they cool looking? Yeah. You look, baby. Yeah, they're no joke. They're no joke. So fun, dude. They're so fun.

Could you get a baby alligator? Yeah, sure. Again. How much? And oh, centipede. Whoa. Oh, those things scare me. Oh, and they steam too.

Ow! Yeah, he's the cat. Dude, that thing's no joke. Oh, geez. Oh, and they steam too. Oh, yeah, he's okay dude that thing's no joke. Oh Jesus, oh geez. I hate those things. Oh, it's watching a giant black tipped, Irwana. It's a giant centipede a centipede a giant centipede kind of fucking them up. Well, centipedes are no joke Guaranteed bit the crap out of him. Oh, it's on his face. That's why I went from. Oh, it's dead, he drowned it. It's like one of those big time centipedes too. That is horrifying.

Yeah, I don't like centipedes. They scare the crap out of me. Centipedes are sh- Oh, God, how disgusting. He's eating the whole centipedes. I don't say disgusting, though, right? Why? It's kind of cool.

I don't think so. I got the creepy Heebie Jebys from centipedes. It's a dinosaur, dude. Yeah, I got, they give me the Heebie Jebys. I want you to start telling your friends, I hear Bren think so I got the creepy heebie jibis from Santa be it's a dinosaur dude. Yeah, I got they they give me the Heebie jibis. Oh, I want you to tell your friends out here, but that's three dinosaurs. Hey, I had a dream rat a straight rat That's not a New York rat. It's a live rat, too. That's what was Malibu rats. I know No, oh, the rest swimming is a asshole that rattle on that's mean For the whole thing the one thing you can kill is a rat, nobody cares.

I feel bad for you. We all feel bad. Oh, look at that giant shark. That rat's like, if I could just get up on this heater. Yeah, poor little guys, like get mad. He's forgetting about his tail, though. Get me, oh. Okay.

I don't think he got him. Hey, you're mean. Yeah, dude fake plants. Sorry, guys, we're watching bad things and I feel bad. I mean, it's life though, you know. This is life. It's just in the... Oh, that sucks. Please get a drought, but that rat, see, but again, why would you give him the rat? Because the rat's gonna bite his face. I don't... Yeah, this sucks. It's a little bit of a death cake.

Okay, now we're watching the torturing of a rat. I know the rat looks like a pig. This guy really sad. Well, the, the, the, the, the air one, it doesn't know what it is. So he doesn't really want it. That rat is swimming his ass on the... Yeah, get the rat out of there, man. The rat, the rat's swimming.

He earned a good rat's, the rat doesn't, he's swimming. I told you the time my buddies in college had a pet python. Like, hey, we're gonna go on vacation. Can you feed them? Like, yeah, no doubt. Like, he eats mice. I'm like, all right, I go to the store. They're all out of mice.

She goes, we have this big rat. I probably, that'll probably be better. I'll take the rat. I put the rat in there. Hey, I just thought you'd eat it. I leave. I don't want to see that shit. They come back here.

Dude, what the fuck do you do to our goddamn python? What do you mean? What happened to you? There's a rat in here that what the fuck you do to our goddamn bifond. What do you mean? What happened to you? This is a rat in here. Did eight the pifons face That's why you can't put on you so right because I put that rat in here. Yeah, you can't put a big rat in there You can't do it. You cannot know the pot the New York grad. No, you're a bad rat. Are you kidding me? I was come on. I'm walking in. I have to tell you, my, my pit bulls, my girls pit bull, badass dog, just a straight up,

for this back in the day, when a lot of people had pit bulls, so this dog came from Florida at it, like Corvino lines, like fighting dog. Just looked like a, it was made, it was felt like a coffee table with somewhere on it. Grat, it would grab rats. I'd take her to the central park,

or I'd take her to the park, and I was in Chelsea, and right near the flat iron building, and there's a park there. She grabbed her rat at night. I didn't, I didn't know what she was doing. I would let her run around. She grabs that rat and shook that thing so badly. She shook it so violently that a piece of rat got hit me right.

I knew you're I knew you're Never happened, but hey, he did have a by rap. Do you mean homeless? No, right? No, I'm talking about a rat This people killing the homeless eat bummed diarrhea. Oh Well now I feel sick a lot of problems. Wow has it don't smell to it, too. Yeah, not good Bumbed is different than regular diarrhea bummed-deer diarrhea is really bad and and she would roll in it. I said it Yep Yeah, and then I would make her get a stopper. Oh, what do you want to do for my birthday, man? I want to have dinner

And I think we'll buy a very expensive bottle of wine I think what I've got a safe go put save save the wine money by me I'm going to fish the wine money by me. I'm not doing that. I don't care where you dump fish, okay? I'm done talking to you. Bad luck. That's true. I just pulled it back.

I just pulled it back. I just pulled it back. I like Error Onus. You only like Error Onus. I like Error Onus. You have three? Can I come over and pet one, or maybe you pretend it's mine?

Put your finger in there. What do I have to do to get oh let you see him? Okay When you dinner huh? What do you think I feel like it's your 40 years old Brennan It's really important to mark these moments in life for it. We don't do enough of it. No, we never stop never We should take chin. We should take George. We should take like our people. We didn't even do a holiday dinner there for us Huh, we didn't even do a holiday dinner. It's not cool. It's not good. Should we do a big T. Fakator? I would do it tomorrow Yeah, I would we could call Marco at

We could call Marco and and I can get us a table. Okay Where's Mark? He's free. Mm-hmm. You know'll in scope, a chin down sound like he wants to go. I'll do it. Okay. Chin doesn't seem like you want to go for a second. Yeah. So it'd be one, two, three, four. Yeah.

It's your birthday. What's your birthday? Can I bring my hair on? No. If I Chris, he also want to invite. You say Chris? Gilea? Yeah.

He ain't coming out. He's like me. It's your birthday. I'm gonna call him by Chris. If this is your problem. He can up. They probably last year. There's a problem none of us each other ever Well, he's worked it. This is how we catch up. You're working for what? I mean this isn't working for what? No, I know we'll figure it out though, but yeah, we can try to set up tomorrow You want to eat a good meal? I'm gonna scuba this

We do this. That's how we catch up, dude. We just ear it. Yeah. We'd be talking the same way we'd be talking this way if we didn't have these mics. It's happening to get paid for it. Well, you will. What wine do you have? You want to get some? Yeah, we'll get. What do you got, Jen? You know, you know, when you get children, yeah, that's where you want to when you get on a don't, not a don't make children? Yeah, that's where you want to spend your time. Oh, it's like my father and law. We were watching the fights, you know, I just like to focus on the fight,

especially during that main event I'm sitting there, my father and law who I absolutely love, Steve, he goes, hey, you had a few drinks. So, hey, do you ever like, like, with the guys you used to fight with and train with, you guys ever just like get the killing, go to dinner and stuff, and I'm like, this is like third round when all that controversy goes on. I was like, what? He's like, do you ever,

do you like, with the fighters, he gives you to train with, you guys ever just get together and like, I go, absolutely not. Here's your dog, he has me and my boys, I, you know, I was a cop for 30 years, we'd gather once a month, I go, good for you.

Absolutely not. I'm absolutely not. I said, most of my friends, I work with, I see that we check that box. I go, I should have kids, man. Well, the clubs would always do that, right? You'd see people at the club. All the time.

Yeah, there's no community like that anymore. And now, in order for me to see my friends have to book them on the shows, otherwise, if you see me. I'd rather spend time with my 11 year old and my 14 year old, like my kids are. I don't see enough as it is. Yeah, yeah, I'll see you more.

Yeah, my friend got mad at me because he said, you're ghosting me. I just haven't called him because I- How old is he? He's old enough to know about it. He is old enough not to use the term ghosting, right? I know, and I said, I was like, he said, you're ghosting me, bro.

And of course I'm not, I just, I'm so busy. It's not ghosting, it's just like, man, I get kids. It's just busy. Yeah, I get kids. I'm, I just I just I'm so busy. It's not ghosting. It's just like man. I get kids Yeah, I get kids I don't know what you got you All right now I got a text from everybody from my birthday that for you know, it's funny No, here's a thing. I made him you guys. I know right maybe a nice video and I see it But I heard you posted about me. No, so I remember I He did that. I was in cahoots with her. I was actually making a video for Brendan

But then I'm like wait you guys always make fun of us for saying Merry Christmas. I'm always saying Merry Christmas Happy near all that's different chin. No Christmas but this would be like Christmas Thanksgiving Easter. Don't need it Big 40 you trained me this way that's how I was like you guys think funny. Yeah, I told my girl said he's a set up a bitch I'm trying to have a dinner. He's like I mean we could So I just stopped I used to always do that work the birthday a little different than Christmas But I can see it, but that's why I said my girl, she goes, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it,

did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did I miss my days all the time. My girl goes, you're the worst. That's why I don't get mad at people, forget mine. But then she goes, you've also conditioned your friends because you joke around all the time, like don't text me, don't text me. Now they're not texting me. Exactly. I was like, it's funny. You're lady and I were trying to plant something

because if you were gonna go to Austin, I know. She was gonna have your room. What? You gonna fly my earwine off? She was gonna have your room all decked out. Happy 40th. Oh, lovely. She's like, I can't wait to just think of me.

Give me his, like when you find out what the hotel is, where it is, I want to have like balloons, I want to have banners, and I'm like, I'm on it, but in my mind, I was like, he would take this. He's gonna come in and go, oh man, oh man, thanks Bo. Thanks. Oh, this is amazing. You're all like, he got married because you got me little Boone. Yeah, she's the best.

She got me those, you don't give a 40. You say, fuck about that. You say, happy birthday, bitch. She's like, yeah, you're blue and my kids love the bloon. She's like, don't, you're like, you're blue. Yeah, go, bloon. Here, I'm also 40. Post what I put for Brennan.

Yeah. She sent me a picture. She sent me a picture. You made for, she bought me that sweatshirt you posted. Oh, dammit. It's an off white sweatshirt. Dammit. Adrian Yana is the man.

Yeah, the man. There he is. Look at that, right? Oh, that's me at a nice meal. Happy 40th to my brother Brennan's job. 12 years ago I met this man and we've seen each other twice a week ever since. Tough as nails, creative but most importantly generous.

Few do so much for so many anonymously. He's also into fashion apparently. He thinks this Peruvian poncho suits him. Peruvian, so. That's a dope ass off white poncho. Look at us. Look at us, that's a great. Look at John Anik.

Yeah. How about this dumbass? Good looking guy. Look at this dumbik. Yeah. How about this dumbass? Good looking guy. Look at this dumbass. Still pretending to be friends. Pfft. Yeah, whatever dude. That dude, how about that picture we're in suits?

That was at the guy's choice award. It sure was. You know what's never coming back? Like the guy's choice award. Well hopefully it does come back eventually. I don't want to just have fun just messing around. It's all good. You can't celebrate guys.

Hopefully eventually. Just guys, there you go. Brian, did you follow you that Jeff Molina stuff? I wanted to make a joke, but I love Jeff Molina. You know, I don't know who you are. So I was gonna post Brian as a new favorite fighter. So Jeff. Oh, yes. Yes. Someone out of them. He got is a video film. Second winner. Yeah. Well, fuck that guy. How fucked up with that? And when I said on the shot, I said, here's my thing with this. How trans, you know, bisexual gay, just

be a human for a second. Imagine being Jeff Molina and waking up that morning and you've had this secret that you didn't choose. You have this secret that you have dealt with your entire life coming up and wrestling, coming up in the MMA community. You've had this burden of a secret that you've been, man, I don't know when to do it. You know, I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but you just have this burden you're carrying.

And then some asshole, for whatever who knows why this terrible person did this, releases a video of you sucking dick. And you gotta wake up that morning and go, oh my god. And that's how the world finds out about your bisexual. How fucked up is that? Hey, hey, keep your head up, definitely,

and God bless. Yeah, I support him. Yeah, of course. He's got a rough year. Kiss my ass with these people who do that. I can't stand social media. I can't stand these drugs. This is such logic.

Oh, no. You think that you coward behind your keyboard, you bitch. But what do we always say? Sit and watch the bodies flow down the river. It did. Again, yeah. You're bringing what you say to the other, what's the other thing? That doesn't work. It doesn't work out. It doesn't work out. It did listen. Again. You're brainwashed, you say anything on this one, say anything on this one.

That doesn't work. It doesn't work out. It doesn't work out. It's never worked out. It's never worked out. I want to be like that. I don't know anything. I've only been alive for 56 years, but what do I know?

But I've never worked out. Here's what I was going to work out. I'm not a person. I post that video of that. Him doing that stuff. I don't get the benefit. What's the benefit? Because they are people who hate their own lives.

The one thing I know also is that when you see people do stuff like that, they hate themselves so much that they don't think that they're worth anything. So they just rail against existence in general. So they're all, but I just wanna get why you would release that like what benefit? Because you can, because social media allows you to put a lot of damn on it.

But also you can't take credit for it. It's a felony, it's called revenge porn. It's a felony. So it's like, so you post it anonymously, just to ruin your people's life. There are people who enjoy hurting people for no reason. I, I, I, I, I'm just, maybe it's an old boyfriend, maybe it's a woman.

I'm just not wired that way. I just, I don't understand it. Like why would you do that? No, that's right, because you're healthy that way, because I'm too busy to be coming after people at the, I don't know what the fuck. I'm even busy, even if I worked there, would you name a job,

even if I worked part-time at fucking radio shacking. Yeah, well, there are people out there. Try to be out of business. Some people, some people, suck. Yeah, you ain't lying. And we've learned the hard way. A lot of great people. We've learned the hard way, haven't we, B?

It's okay. It's okay. Keep, by the way, don't let that change you. Don't let that change your generosity. Just be a little bit more careful, but don't let it change your generosity. Yeah, it's gonna tighten the shape up a little bit. It's okay.

Can I hear your wantus? Or you don't. Or you don't want us. Or you don't take me on the side. I'm gonna bring people around the ear, want us. Well, tighten up, mean like, you're looking at the crew here. Like, we've got all the fat, can all the crazy, get the crew. Hey, that's for sure.

What else you get, Jen? All right, real quick, just to show you, this is what I was working on yesterday. You know these videos make me cry, dude. No, there's not a video. And I didn't post this, I was gonna post this, but I was like, since the first time we met, and we built the first studio together,

look at how skinny Brennan was, what a bitch. That's us actually putting the studio together together. That's great. So I did all this stuff. That was our picture in Australia, I think. Yeah, Australia, you and Jay. And that great picture, I forgot where this is from,

but. Great shots, buddy. Yeah. And then I was gonna end it with the video of the tiger. Remember you're like doing the skit? Yeah. Roar like that. Fuck, dude.

We've been through some shit, Chad. Yeah, dude. Yeah, man. But then as soon as I was making the real, I'm like, ah, you guys are talking shit. I'm like, fuck, I'm not a cry. You should, why don't you and Chin get it over. I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. I'm what if I send a video of me and Chin hooking up You should um why don't you and chin get it?

Just telling you I What if I send a video me and chin hooking up and sent to Jeff Molino go hey dude It's hope you off you post this But good for Jeff Molino man It's good and it's just I just but the 10 on it. It's just Put yourself whoever it is if you're hating on me put yourself in my shoes Or Jeff Malina any of these people online you I hate on just be human for one second and imagine what shit They have to deal with that one. It's crazy. I don't understand it. I do not understand it I can't I wish I could yep can't all you can do is be you be yep. Yeah, you need mm-hmm

Well, you can do is be you be yeah, all you need Well, you can also kill everyone That's all the problem can also get it. I would help me out if I couldn't you can get one of those armored cars with just a huge like Well, anybody get a helicopter gunship You find out where they live these two guys Sam posted this You find out where they live. These two guys, Sam posted this? Yeah, Sam's. This is Sam's family is so funny. No, this one, this is the greatest comic.

No, shut up to Jared Olson one. He was, it's almost like a sketch of a fake sketch. It looks like a satellite of open of them mimicking the Josie Smollett. They're just reenacting what happened. So funny. With the jussie smolett. The two Nigerian brothers.

By the way, we can't play a lot of some sure because it was from Fox or NBC. Oh Fox, yeah. Go to Sam Tripoli. Go to Sam Tripoli, you'll see it. And plus, listen to their voices. I thought they would have a Nigerian. No, Sarah's been there straight behind Nigerian.

Because originally they did, right? They're probably like second generation Nigerian. The best part of the video is when they're pretending they're reenacting, they're like, hey, isn't that the gay from Empire? Yeah, they said a way worse. And they're like, this is America, you call them the F4?

Oh, there it is. They took our beautiful bench. This is where we waited for Jesse to come before we attacked. These guys don't care. Here's my thing. Well, how did Jesse hire them, kid? Do we know?

They were their trainers. No, I think he met them on set, didn't he? Or were they his trainers? He paid them as trainers, but then I think there was something like, you know, thing where he wanted to follow them too, yeah. Yeah, there was a rumor that he hooked up with one. Yeah, we're paying them to hook

Or I don't know. I've seen way too much first 48. I would just again the turtleneck Right. Well, I don't wear turtleneck like that. Yeah, but they denied it so they may not have been anything of course they Yeah, you know, but their bodybuilders, but I mean if they're gonna pay to do this like fake crime or they're gonna Pay to do this fake crime who knows what else they would get paid for. Well, Jesse, Jesse Smollett, find out how much he paid them. It's $3,500. Oh, so they were like, all right. And he's like, I'll do it. What do you want me to do?

Put it on the first part as they said. I know, the news, the rope of Jesse's face and took him put over his head. Yeah. The best is Jesse hired them. Wait, what was it? He, he, I can't remember what it was. He won more money. So he thought this would bring me a book.

No, he wrote them checks. He wrote them checks. Did you ever see, for Jericee, what was his name? The two basketball players were like, whatever you do, don't write checks. But I think in Justy's mind, he's like, I'm gonna write for Jim, or for like, so to that's like proof, which is just, come on. So I'll play this little last clip. Watch the full thing on

Sam Tripoli's Instagram. It's just Sam Tripoli, but I'll play this. This is another clip of it. I thought he was a good actor, but I also was thinking that this guy is a fraud. Just lying to these people, lying through his teeth and not caring. I think he should have cared. And I want a little gay boy who might watch this to see. He's an actor, fuck, back.

This dude crazy, man. That's right. That's right. It's so true, though, right? You can all see through this. He's all this dude crazy, man. Like he was acting like a crying, and saying all this stuff, like, come on. Yeah, like a crying and seeing all this stuff. Like come on.

Yeah, he's a, just, Smollett is a sociopath. Terrible. An narcissist. Is the narcissist. Is this person's health hell? Yes, he is. Yeah.

I see that guy. I see that guy. Just that bad guy. You do? Mm-hmm. Run the hot food. Oh God, bless her. There's another,

in the current event I got from, another current event I saw from Sanctri event I saw from Sam Tripoli's Instagram. Inside Britain's cushiest J. 18 have been hooking up with him. Why did they come in all the sex? Fired or resigned because of having sex with the prisoners. And then let me show you some of these girls though. This is the word, it's interesting.

So that's a jail, looks really nice, right? Yeah, like they're in a apartment, I can't have those work out, Jim, all that stuff. Leave it in yourself. I guess this is one of the girls, I can't I was a workout gym, all that stuff. Leave him yourself. I guess this is one of the girls, but I'll show you the ones that I thought were. Not mad. This one.

What? Was the prison girl? It was like Lady Gaga on the left. Yeah, I looked up Gaga. And she looked up with someone, his name is Rosal. I'm looking guys, I mean, you know, and they're probably dangerous.

Give it a break, give it a rest, guys. That's a different girl. She's really pretty. She's like a, like, kind of like a hot girl. You get young hot girls in there? Wait, here they go back, go back, go back, go back. Huh? She's gorgeous.

That's the one that was in this first picture. You get these young hot girls. To walk me out. That's her. With these muscular, rocked out criminals. Come on. So that was her. And by the way, what is the what's the crime?

You're not supposed to hook up with prison prison car. You can't be a pretty guard Shocking we are on the side Brian. That's a good. That's a love affair. Look at that Hold on good left. Oh she was jailed for one year After having a fear with dangerous criminal You know, we can't have that but I I mean, put her in jail for a year for having sex with a guy. It is weird, right? It is a weird one.

It is a little fun. Give her a finer 20 bucks. Oh, she is a little fun. Yeah, she's cool. Yeah. And there's some other ones. So this girl hooked up with this guy. So that's where it is.

This is the one the rights of the person. Oh, that's a kid. But they're both young and they're probably long. They're the kid on the rights, yeah. You're spending all your probably They're spitting all your time. I don't know. I mean, I think it's great. There's another one. I mean the rights just like you Anything fucking putting them in jail. They're putting jail for a year. Are you kidding me? They toss them away for a year You're gonna bring those baby green eyes around me and I expect me to try. I mean, yeah That one girl was just like, dime. They're all awesome.

Also, the people that hire them, hey bro, hire warlocks only. And even then, they want to get fun. Yeah, I mean, to the inmates right after, after two weeks of training camp, you're like, hey man, that warlock,

you got 18 female, I mean, come on. That one, what are we doing here? I know that's a good one All right, so this one I can't I'll play a tiny bit of the audio But this is another Vin Diesel post and then so this is what he wrote As opposed Our ancestors we must never forget them or there was a rich resides in our souls Stay inspired stay stay human. Before you play, Chin, if Brian hits it big,

this is gonna be your experience. That's very true. You're gonna be the exact same. There is no doubt about that. In the same manner here. Hit it. So all it is, by the way, because it's so long,

it's just a horse running around, and there's like beautiful music. Well, you know what, dude? That's it. It's literally just that a lion comes out of nowhere and hamstrings the shit out of him. We've usually a big shotgun from Vinnie. Oh. And so he just posted that.

And this goes on for like a lot, a lot. Stainspired to stay human. We would never forget them or their wisdom which resides in our soul, stay inspired. Okay. All right, well listen. He's such an interesting So rich so rich. Oh, that's and Georgie found this one It's a horse you want to do a squeeze on the head Squeeze them. Yeah

That's a good tea that's a squeezy nose man Okay, well Jay. Yeah, this looks like Jay Shobbid does wait a minute charges dropped against driver open fire on I 95 in Miami was James guys blasting out his window. Yep, so apparently this guy his name is popper He actually cut off someone else and then it became a road rage incident The guy threw a water bottle at him and he thought it was a gun shot So he took out his gun and started firing at him. Oh, I think everyone's fine But obviously that seems like something that would be highly illegal, but since there's a stand your ground law there His name is that is good for him. Yeah, well geez any shot. He shot with his guard

I remember this have you guys ever been in row rages? Would you want to throw a water? Mr. Popper. Yes, exactly makes even funnier No, I never want to throw something oh I have but then I'm like now. I'm thinking look at this. I'm like there's no way in hell. I'm gonna throw water bottle wait Mr. Popper was shot actually what no yeah he thought he was yeah he thought with the water bottle he thought he was shot he fired again

where no he faced his charge of including aggravated assault with a firearm after road raid incident however the my my date state attorneys office recently dropped the charges against popper because he fired the right right. Poppers attorney Robert has said that the charge was dropped because Florida's stand-your-ground law. I think under the stand-your-ground law Mr. Popper is perfectly reasonable and justified in his actions. Mr. Popper was shot at. But I think it was just him thinking he was shot at. Yeah he was shot at. It was a water bottle. If someone actually know. Look, if someone actually shot at someone and the other person shot at them back then.

I'm telling you, you're thinking you can shot at them? I mean, you shot at. Otherwise, you wouldn't have. Hold on. And the driver who pulled out, hang on a shot at another driver's car. Hold on, let me see. Which one?

Oh, the other driver. So the other driver. The other driver. Tailgain him. Proper. Proper. The other driver pulled alongside. Proper. He did aper to a water ball

Popper claim it was gunfire and return fire and kind. Okay, so he was so he thought he thought it was gunfire I'm very surprised because the water bottle jeans right but if it's loud and you run over in your car You're like Jesus Christ and you're in that exchange. Well, you know, I'm having my girl She was like after my gig she was on the street in Venice and this car drove by we have the video Couldn't make I who it was and this dude took a Fiji bottle a whole Fiji bottle as they were driving in through it As hard as I could right at her hit her right in the chest Oh, dude, she couldn't that person was black and blue she couldn't move her arm. She was me Yeah, I couldn't get into the sold out. I did. Yes, I'm a bitch. They threw a feed you water bottle

Yeah, but like and what you do really messed her up nothing. Yeah, I was I just got well I went and got the video I called the cops. They just nothing cause you're yeah, let's look into it. They hit her in a face You would have had a job off. It was like a full feed you want about the square one. Yes It was driving and it was and it was it it was a full, like they didn't, yeah, they're heavy. They didn't take it out. They don't fucking have you. I think that's expensive too.

Yeah, right. So someone probably rich. I heard her. She, she not falling on. Then he put her in an on bar and she almost died. Killed her. Oh. So, so any wizard is not transgender.

No. No. Any wizard is trans best stight. I think that's the words. Oh, I was gonna say that But he oh my god, Eddie is didn't get the sex Surgery as far as I know I tried googling it to see to see if you have the bottom she had the surgery bottom Chin, he did what no they call bottom surgery. Yeah, so I heard that they didn't get it. I heard that didn't But anyways, this is she she or he changes name. It's turning to. Yeah, I'm too Susie.

I'm not with all of it, but okay. All right, this whole pronoun thing is insane. If that was under your bed, you would be scared shit. Well, my problem with all of this is, with this pronoun stuff is that you can say you're a woman because you feel like it. So let me just follow this. There's no science. No, but I want to. I feel like a woman therefore I'm a woman and everyone must refer to me as a woman. Not only do you must refer to me as a woman, you're allowed to before even getting any operation or even estrogen

go into a dressing room or a bathroom where my daughter at 14 is and change in front of her and take a shower or all that stuff. I am against that. I don't think a woman is a feeling. I don't think a man is a field. I think there's biology. And I also have a major problem with the fact

that they are giving children puberty blockers and double mastectomies. And that is... I'm glad you cleared this up because I thought you were on the other side of the room. But this is the case in California. And I think it's criminal. I think it's worse than bad. I think it's criminal.

And I stand against it. So fuck off. I don't know. I'm never... You're gonna do shit. Well, I'll speak my mind. I don't know what I can do. I can fight for legislation that makes that illegal.

If you wanna be 18 and do whatever you want, God bless you. If that's what you wanna do. If you wanna get my kids start, if you wanna start teaching my children that gender is a construct, I'm gonna fight you with that. I'm gonna piss you around. I'm gonna piss you around.

I'm gonna piss you around. That's the law. That's the law. So fuck off. I am not, I am not an ally. So I don't know how deep Eddie Isard gets into the hole like, you know, say you're gonna call me a girl or guy. That's funny.

He's pretty cool. He's a famous musician, right? No, his actor and a comedian. Yeah. So he's been a Robin. Great, great, stand up. Great, Robin's part. He's amazing.

Eddie Isard is amazing in every way. Eddie has been doing it for a long time. Eddie has just been dressing like a woman. He just likes to do it. What does I think he was amazing? Apparently a lot of people get off on that stuff. I don't know what the deal is. I don't care.

If Eddie Isard wants me to call him a woman, I will. If Eddie Isard wants to call, change his name, Alana and he wants me to call. I will. Yeah, do you think? I have no problem. It's kind of chill about it. It's like, yeah, that's what I'm just, I like to do whatever he wants me. I don't care. Yeah, do you say anything? I have no problem. It's kind of chill about it. It's like, yeah, that's what I was just like.

I don't care. Yeah, do whatever you want. I'm a huge fan. If you're an adult and you want to do that, stop trying to tell my kids that it's a conscious. I don't think Eddie's doing that though. Yeah, that's a different album though. People in California are.

But Eddie's not part of that. And you're allowed to go into a woman. Well, you got people in. But that's not Eddie's thing. But that's not Eddie's thing. Eddie's thing. I don't know where he called me this. I don't know where he stands. I don't know where he stands got people and that's that. And women's jail. But that's not anything. Yeah, I don't know where call me this. I don't know where he stands with bathrooms and all that. Whoa.

Now the butt reduction stuff's coming. So black china who been running met at the radio, when you went to breakfast club, right? Yes, all her passing by she has just lives two miles from it. See her all the way there you go. Apparently she wants to get rid of all of her feelings, there's all their feelings and her butt implants. She was funny about those, what I love.

She goes, I started to look like the Saul, the, yes, she said that. She referenced that. Yeah. So she's getting rid of all that. She's weird. She wants to look like a, I bet she is.

So she got rid of her face now. She does look better. The ass, her ass was getting out of control. She's pretty girl. See you're there. Too much for you, B. But a lot of fillers. Yeah, I'd still see a lot of work, but it's fine. Well, no, she's getting. No, she's getting whatever now. Like she's lost those tools

to do that. Right. Oh, I got you. Because I'm sure we're cutting in whatever the fuck you're going to see a lot of this, I think, right? This fashion's changed. People want to be looks good. That Kim Kardashian asses out of control. I was like, that, that, that, that, that Brazilian booty. Yeah. And so like, there's, I can understand put a little fat in there, but a B B B always what the kids call. Yeah. That, that, some of it gets out of control. She did family feud. Kim Kardashian. I was like, it's a lot of hot. I can't hold on. I was like, I didn't know it's still on that. I mean, I'd never seen, I didn't know how crazy that that surgery is.

Like, you saw pictures of you, there's a way to do it, that she went crazy on that. But black China's message as well on top of wanting to get where the filler is. She said, she did silicone implants, which is not Brazilian, but left Brazilian bloodlifters, she's your own fat. Yeah. But silicone could be very dangerous, it could be deadly. So that's why she's like, yeah, that's smart. That's the thing.

I know. And I hope she don't understand all that. You know, if you, uh, well, listen, oh, excuse me, but they just grew antlers on a mouse. I'm gonna say it again. I'm gonna say it again. They just grew antlers on a mouse. Do you know that? Okay. so bring it up, Chin. Bring it up. Why do we care? I'll tell you why we care. Because we can put it in the air there's not anything though.

If you can grow air there's not a mouse. That's not real, is it? That's not real, is it? Those are Photoshop, but that's cute as fuck. You can. I think that's real. No, this might be real. Oh, that looks just so funny.

Okay. I'm... That looks terrible. That ruined my day. Well, let's see what they're saying though. This might be oh that was just okay That looks terrible that ruined my day. Well, let's see what they're saying now Brian, why do we give a fuck? My mom is on my spine certain dear jeans well, we give a fuck You can grow you can grow and there's on a mouse. We're not mice. Why can't I grow hair on my head? I feel like andlers are a lot of hard to grow than some hair. The fair point.

Why are you guys spending so much? Anlers, anlers, mice don't need anlers. I need hair. I'll tell you what, you know when I gave up all hope for your hairs when I realized Donald Trump and LeBron James who have all the way in the world to the base of. I can't do it.

Elon Musk. Nothing. Nothing. I can go get an old school hair transplant. I'm waiting on. Get away. Grow an old school hair transplant. I'm waiting on Get away grow and there's on a mouse I was wondering where you're gonna go with this. That's where I'm going. That's fair That's a cute mouse though if he does get antlers. It's amazing

Really weird For a mouse That looks cute. It's been a hard doesn't even come in out. That looks cute. It's been a hard day for mice. Eat, get eaten by aeroannas. How are you eating by the aeroannas? Is that real? No, no, that's completely photoshopped.

Yeah, I thought it was real. Oh, wait, we'll do this one real quick and then without. So this one is a little bit older. This is the Grammy Awards and Buster Rhymes meets Trevor Noah. So I'll just play for you real quick. What a nice right now. What a nice right now. So Trevor's singing what a Buster's song. Yeah, I can't do it.

We keep in here, come in, keep in the moving, keep in the bottom. We're getting the paper, let's keep the chillest day. Everybody in here, now we're having a smile. Because now we live in good. Through whatever's out with me moving in the room. Oh, that's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. Yeah, man. That was a bitch. That was a bitch. Tell me in your mouth, I'm gonna go get you. We live in good

That's a guy that's a fan that's a fan that's cool. There's like Trevor's like, you know love that bus There's like old school. Yeah, and but love that yeah, you know his music. Yeah That's pretty hard that is pretty old, but so this one is another from Georgia. It's funny. It's kids You know That's pretty car that is pretty old, but so this one is another from Georgia. It's funny. It's getting all serious for this girl You haven't seen this be out now This is like not a pin here Not up in here She's I feel like better. What do you get for having a little shit?

All right. Well, uh, do you know your next? Yeah, I'm flying in like got roach of Tacoma Thursday Friday Saturday Tacoma comedy club Tacoma is this Thursday Friday Saturday, March the way through 25th. Pasadena one show only April 1st, Shobbing friends, be if you're in town, come on down Atlanta, Georgia, April 13th through the 15th, Spokane, April 27th, 28th. Lahoyakami store just announced, June 2nd through the 4th, then your boys jump across the pond.

Yes, Leon Edward's open up for me. Belfast, June 15th, Glasgow, Glasgow, 17th. Glasgow, Belfast, Glasgow, Manchester. London, Codiff, Dublin. Dublin, Dublin, Dublin. Say all that, all Cardiff Dublin Dublin Dublin. All right. Dublin. Yeah, but Tacoma this weekend and Brian your dates.

I don't care. You know, I'm not mentioning them. Just for spite. We didn't tell you how it's West Niaq. Kürmin Greik, you didn't bring it up. Nia West Niaq is a mall and it's the club is all the way out to be. No, it's it's 40 minutes outside of New York City. So that's what West Niaq was. I love the staff. I love the

staff. I love John the manager and I had a great show is great shows. But it's far, huh, it's just out. It's it's an in a strange species very New York a few times. Yeah, something all was great All right, well love you kids to come and see this weekend. Bye Bye When you meet a burger that's got as much drip as you do You know it's time to start rocking the napkin beer with your fit. No shame Once everyone catches on to how fresh and juicy the double quarter pounder with cheeses, they'll all be stuntin' napkin' fits.

I swear.