The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Almost Kills an Audience Member? | TFATK Ep. 1153

Episode Date: January 6, 2026

A live comedy show turns into a real medical emergency when an audience member collapses during the set, forcing the show to come to a complete halt.On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are joined by Nick Simmons as they recount what happened on stage, how the crowd reacted, and how quickly comedians have to shift from jokes to real-world responsibility.The episode also covers New Year’s Eve shows, touring chaos, unpredictable crowds, pop culture conversations, and why live comedy will always be impossible to fully control. From uncomfortable moments to unexpected interruptions, this is a reminder that anything can happen when the mic is live. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkProgressive - http://progressive.com/O'Reilly Auto Parts- https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. What's that? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. My boy, I get that raspy, sexy voice right now.

You do. You do. I like your sexy voice. How was your, we were in Spokane and Tacoma. Now, shout out to the crowds. Shout out to Coma Comedy Club. Shout out Spican. Just real quick.

Now, I get to go to Appleton Friday. Saturday, yeah, I get to go to Appleton. Have you been there before? Sure have in Wisconsin. Have you been there? And there's Wisconsin's great. Everyone looks like Brock Lesnar's daughter. Well, Appleton in January is, it's a challenge. It's a good time to go. Yeah. Yeah. So it's nice and cold. What's cool is the marketing so good? So everyone's going to know you're there. No, so here's the thing, though. Spican and Tacoma, that weather, that weather, it's great. But that weather, boy, is, it'll, it'll weigh on you. you a little bit.

Was it just cloudy and... It's just always cloudy, gloomy, and rainy. I mean, it's the Pacific Northwest. Not a lot of vitamin D. Yeah. No. No, there's, it's all different shades of off white. Yeah.

Right. Everyone's gray there. Everyone's like a gray. Yeah. Sailor tattoos. Right. There are two black people in the entire... A lot of meth.

There, we saw, dude, we saw, we saw homeless people that are... It looked like the walking dead. There's one dude who was so methed out. It looked like he was trying to put his sleeve, his arm back into his sleeve. I've never seen anything like that. Like he didn't want to get out. And Nick goes, I'm not getting out of the car. He goes, I go, why?

He goes, I don't want to get bit. That guy looks like he'll bite you. Yeah. It's fair. It was nuts, dude. You don't make fun of me. You didn't get out of the car. Brian's out for them.

Well, you wanted to go get something. And I was like, just get milk and, you know. I wanted to wait with the car because they might break in the car. That's what I was. You don't want to die for. a pack of fucking starbursts they're just that that meth shit is just I think the crowds are so good out there because especially you're doing this time of year there's not a ton to do yeah there's not a ton to do no they're all inside the crowds are amazing the people are amazing

yeah but solid people up but man yeah were you guys on stage for new years like the countdown were you going like three two I won and they jumped out of a cake some shit Brian was awkwardly on stage for a good five minutes just swaying back and forth I thought he was having a seizure. I don't know what was happening. He pulled a seizure. He pulled a Biden. He just sat there going like this and the crowd was just sitting there watching. It was really weird. I count. I've counted down for the past 20 years. I will say this. It starts at two minutes. I took video of it. I was like, what's happening? Spican. Spican. I'm just sitting there and I just, I'm doing my set and I just hear this woman go, Jeff, Jeff. And a guy's like this. Oh, yeah. I thought he died

right in his chair. Died right in his chair. So he just kind of keels over. and they, you know, bring him to the ground. And, no, he's not even there. This is during the show? When he's sitting down, he's completely out. And I thought he just died. He looked dead. And I, and I can't find a pulse.

I drop my mic, and I'm checking his pulse. This is while you're on stage? Uh-huh. So I get down, he's in my front row. This is the third time this has happened to me. Hey, let me ask you this. Yeah. Checking his pulse?

Yeah. Then what are you going to do? Well, I would have, the good question. I do know CPR. Nothing. No, I do know CPR. The problem is, Why didn't you yell out?

Is there a doctor in the house? Well, I did. I did that too. No, there was a guy who was a nurse came over. It happened to the guy that they came and they said he was bored to death watching Brian. Yeah, that's what happened. He was so bored that he passed out. I said my comedy, no, I go, yeah, sometimes my comedy is so overwhelming guys.

Nobody laughed. Nobody laughed. And then, because people were scared. Hell yeah. And the woman was crying because she thought, we thought he was dead. How old is he? Probably like 50. Yeah.

50. Bigger guy? Might have been a Tacoma 45. Might have been Tacoma 27. I mean, a Spacan 45 can be, a Spacan 45 can look 55. Because you're not getting any vitamin D.

So he, but he, he was, then they put him down and then I, this nurse was taken care of him. They put him over on his side. Then he came to, the fire engine came in,

put him in, they got him out of there. And then I carried on with the show. You survived? They all hung around. We brought the chairs back together. That's good. Brian did comedy with the lights on.

It was awkward. I did some comedy with the lights on. off on had to get him back what can you do yeah that was scary though because i mean i just heard chairs ruffling so i thought maybe a fight was happening so i ran out the green room and brian's already sprung into the crowd this guy i don't know did you put the pillow under someone put a pill under it yeah i pulled this chair out i was a real help uh look i may as well brens i'm out the mouth to no dude i'm good by the way i thought about that so i think you're supposed to didn't you tell me you're supposed to just do chest compressions now mouth to mouth

doesn't is not necessary to keep somebody alive i didn't say that okay don't put that on me what's crazy too is like because i'm in the i'm behind and i'm just why and there's people in the back they go he's dead he's dead and i'm like what the fuck do you know and then they go some guy goes yeah this happens all the time here apparently just happened to Drew lynch at the same club same guy like three yeah but he seemed like he was all right he knew where he was then he had a weak pulse but his blood sugar was fine and you know me things aren't i don't know if you know i'm a doctor so i'll do shit like this i'll be like i like i go i think he's electrolytes i think his electrolytes are probably off fuck do i know i didn't come back to life and brian's doing it's above you

yeah yeah yeah dr brian over here yeah let's get a professional in here you're you were you were you consoled the wife you were yeah you're cool about it yeah it is what it is i would hate to say that i would say i died like a much bigger show i really did think he was dead though yeah i was like This is going to be sad. This is going to be sad for her. A little press for you, though. Yeah. Just, uh, no press is bad press.

It was so interesting how he just. Guy dies of laughter at Brian Kellynne's show. Not bad, right? Yeah. And then you, you re-posts, like, this is terrible. I can't believe this is happening. Guys. And then you put warnings on the rest of your tour.

Hey, if you're going to come, you might die. We need a defibrillator. It's the death tour with Brian Kellynne. He's killing. That's how you know the age of Brian's audience. Yeah, like, they're dying. Fuck. They're dying.

But the machine gets out. Dye. And I was a little busy this weekend because I was on the Maduro raid, which I can say now. The what? I was on the Maduro raid. I can say it now. I couldn't. Oh, you went into Venezuela and got them?

Yeah, yeah, I went on that. Man, some liberal women are so upset about that. Yeah, I know. They speak for the people of Venezuela. Do you see they protested outside of New York? and people from Venezuela beat them up. They're like, what the fuck are you doing? Good.

It's actually really funny. Like, I have a bunch of friends from South Florida that are actually born in Venezuela that like came here through like a pickup truck. Yeah. And then like you watch their story. You'll see like a white girl's Instagram story and like, I can't believe this is happening. These poor Venezuelans. And then you go to the next story and it's Venezuelans fucking partying in Miami right now.

Yeah. And in Venezuela, they came out to the street to celebrate. It's so weird. Yeah. I can't believe they arrested his wife. She was in glasses and she was just like, you imagine having Delta Force just two in the morning? You'd be like, oh, gee.

Well, the best part, he was like, come and get me. Good luck. Trump was like, oh, buddy. I have nothing to do. Oh, hold on. Yeah, can you guys go get them? They're like, yeah, we're down to party. That's how this goes. Well, because you got Iranians, you got Chinese delegates there.

You got Russians. You're working out a whole oil deal. Like, what? Nah. But with Biden, you could, but Trump's just like, now, what happens after? Like, hopefully we can, the transition of power is big. But did you see that video where it's just like, you hear him going, come on, come and get me cowards?

And you just have this. Trump posted that. That's from the White House. Did you see the Trump post? The White House posted it. That's a Trump post. Oh, really. Oh, this is so funny.

Watch this. Last night on the order of the president of the United States, United States. In support of our request from the Department of Justice. Don't be late. Say less much. That was Trump said. Bad. Two indicted persons, Nicholas and Sophia Maduro.

Nicholas Maduro had his chance until he didn't. He's a scoffed around. He found out. He's one of the most stunning. No, there was one more that you see an eagle. And it's like, um, Yeah, Trump posts it. Might and confidence.

It's like, start your Indians. I don't have to, I got, I, I got, I got rock heart. My favorite is, I get rock. I mean, I'm, you know, this raw, raw, America shit, you know, but it was like. What do you mean what you know? No, no, what do you mean you know? No, no. The fuck are you talking about?

No, it's all good. I won't have it in here. My favorite part, take that shit with your. My favorite part is Maduro is dressed like 11 from Stranger Things while they captured him. Yeah. He looks like he's going to save Hawkins. Yeah. That's like a 95.

over starter jacket. You dressed like 11. You can see you can find that. He's all five. He was watching the strange thing's finale dressed like him. He has Reebok pump. He's like right now.

Trump says what everybody thinks. Like he just says stuff that we're going to keep it. We're going to keep the oil. And I hope he's listening. I hope the resident of Columbia. He delivers gentlemen, start your engines. God bless our troops

Just a jacked eagle Like Oh my God You gotta love this shit Just lighten him up too Yeah Damn Donald Trump

He fucking he fucking He fucking posted this himself Yeah man Jesus Christ. It's awesome. He's always posting crazy edits. He's out of his mind. And you know, it's got a, you know, it's him too.

It's not an aide. No, I bet they, I bet it is an aide, but I bet they show him. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. Like, you like this? He's like, fuck. I mean, that eagle, that eagle is such a cool, like, you're just like, damn. That's just a gangster, dude.

I would never, yeah, I would never, now if I was, I'll tell you what, if I was the, the Khomeini of Iran if I was the president of Colombia if I was you know there's a lot of these people I'd who you know even the Columbia one's talking shit yeah and he doesn't want the smoke it's like what are you doing? Don't don't he's like if this happens to me my people will be out in the streets no Colombians are tough but don't yeah Colombia's are tough it is a different thing but don't poke the bear please and we don't need to be going into Colombia that's whole thing but he's like no that was awesome what's the game plan

Maduro? Yeah So Maduro We're just gonna get a new We're gonna put a new president in basically Yeah there was either that Or I think they could also say To the vice president as a woman They could say here's how it's gonna go

You know you're not You are not selling oil at a discount Et cetera to the Russians The Chinese And you know And the Iranians We'll have heavy influence over him now We'll control a lot of them

This is our sphere of influence There's so many resources There's more resources. But Venezuela was a very prosperous country. Venezuela had checks and balances. It was a civilian-led government. Hugo Chavez decided to nationalize everything. He decided to become, he was a, used to be a special force soldier,

became the president, and then literally became a communist, like a socialist. He was a soldier. He's not a fucking, he doesn't understand economics. And he ran that country into the ground. And then Maduro, it became a drug hub. It became everything. He was in a narco-o-huts with all the, Narcos and shit.

Yeah, it has way less to do with drugs, though, and way more to do with China. Resources. Yeah, the petrodollar and a lot of other stuff. This came out, too, afterwards. This old clip about Jack Ryan. What is this? You never seen this?

No. This is great. Wow. Okay, what about things like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that. It explains what...

Would you assume is the most major threat on the one stage? I didn't know that... Anybody just call it out. What's a clip, bud? Definitely Russia. Definitely Russia. That's confident. I like that.

Who says Russia? Anybody agree with her? Okay. Who else? China. Stop yelling at me, but China, good answer. Anybody, who else, China? North Korea.

North Korea. Any North Korea takers? And Venezuela? Anybody? No? Oh, yeah. One guy in the back. A little worried about Venezuela.

Everybody's cool with Venezuela? No threat? Okay. Let me ask you this. Which one of these places can claim? to have the largest oil deposit on the planet. More than Saudi, more than Iran. Wow.

Okay. What about things like gold? More than all the mines in Africa combined? The fact is that Venezuela is arguably the single greatest resource of oil and minerals on the planet. So, why is this country in the midst of one of the greatest humanitarian crises in modern history? Let's meet President Nicholas Ray. After rising to power on a wave of nationalist pride, in a mere six years, this guy has crippled the national economy by half. He has raised the poverty rate by almost 400%.

Luckily for the rest of us, he's up for reelection. So, who's running against him? This is Gloria Benalde. Now, Gloria is a history professor turned activist. She's running against him on a social justice platform and on the strength of, in my humble opinion, just not being an asshole. Analyst's predictions, as of today, have the chances of Venezuela's total economic collapse at 87%. On the news, they'll call it a crisis.

But on the world stage, they'll call it a failed state. You've never heard that term. Other examples of a failed state in recent history are Yemen, Iraq, and Syria. That's not bad enough news for you. for you. Well, Venezuela is also the only one of these places within 30-minute range from the U.S. of next-gen nuclear missiles. You will not hear about any of this on the news because the biggest players on the world's stage do not want you to. To them, unstable governments are nothing more than the greatest of opportunity. So Russia, China, to never be the most major

threat until countries like Venezuela leave the door open to our very own backyard boom. Now you know Nick. How old is everybody in this college class? This is crazy. Well, no, they're not college. They're all part

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did you watch the stranger things finale you know what's crazy i'm like i don't know how to feel about it i really don't i'm sad it's over there's no really way to satisfied with the ending i was but people had some questions it turned people to conspiracy theories online have you heard about the continuation thing

they think that it's this was actually just a bullshit fake ending and the real ending is going to come out on the seven that's how you know you did a shitty job right when this conspiracy theory is like, duh, this couldn't be the end. What's on the seventh? They think the seventh is the real day that the finale comes out.

Did Netflix say they're going to drop a finale? Because they're like, look, they're like, check out all the people in the crowd. They're wearing orange. Every second person's wearing glasses like Vecna. They're like something sketchy about this. They don't believe that this is the true ending. Interesting.

I haven't heard that. It's called the continuation theory. I mean, it's fun for people to talk about it. I bet this is the ending, right? And because I think Netflix would tell us. It'd be sick if they'd drop that alternate end in. I would love that. I didn't, I wasn't.

Never. That is actually a really good idea. I wasn't mad at it. I was like, all right. And then people were like, oh, it's too long. The send-offs, I'm like, I enjoyed it. Well, the thing is the people, like, the people of commenters are better writers than the actual writers are for this finale, because they're like, well, if you look back, they said everything

happens for a reason. And they said, the Duffer brothers said that the finale is going to be a cold day in Russia or something like that. Interesting. And Russian's Christmas, or it's going to be a cold day on Christmas, and everything always has to do with Russia. Yeah. And nothing happened tied to Russia in the end of this.

But Russia's Christmas is on our January 7th. Oh, interesting. If you guys could say to somebody who's never seen the show, what the, how many seasons have they been, five? Five. If you guys could say, if I said in a paragraph, what is the show about, go. kids beating evil in the 80s? Yeah, so it's, well, it's actually,

kids actually acting out. It's a real-life interpretation of the game, Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, really? Yeah, and that's how the whole beginning of the show starts, which is, that was one of the theories. That's how some people thought the show was going to end, that it was actually just them playing Dungeon Dragons all the time. That would piss me off.

But, yeah, it would have been fucked up, especially because, like, because someone was like, oh, what if you know, it was just, no, Mike winning in Dungeon and Dragons. But then that would have been really shitty because they would have been like, hey, why did you make my mom almost bang Billy? Why was this part of the campaign? Yeah, I don't, there's no good way to end those shows like that. Like, no one's going to be happy. I didn't think it was terrible.

Online's so negative, but I think in general, people are cool with it. They gave 11. The only part where I'm like, ah, there might be something there is if you remember when they're in the truck, getting out of the, Underworld, the fat kid staring at, what's his name? Is it Mike? Mike, yeah, yeah. Like, he's staring at Mike, because Mike thinks he's talking to 11. And that fat kid, like, because he was a weird, yeah.

They're saying, because that's because 11 really wasn't there. Because it made no sense. I'm like, what the fuck's that kid waving at? I think she was alive. I think she was alive. I don't think she was in there, though. No, no. She, they gave her a very John Snow ending to the show where you don't know, it's very vague about

what actually happened to her. there's two camps people who are mad about the show online there's the people who are mad about the way it ended the way we are then there's also the queer community's so pissed off because they thought that will should end up with mike they should have been a couple they're called byler online they're insane they're furious online they're like this the how come the will didn't have a a good queer ending see this is the problem with that they're very angry about it's the that's the problem with the gay extremist it's like you hold on in the biggest show in netflix literally the biggest show of all time you're not happy they had a queer character you need him to be

the focal point of the fucking finale is the brum yeah goalpost keeps moving because they're like they're like they're like mike was obviously by how come he didn't end up wasn't mike was slanging dick to 11 yeah he wanted 11 since the first day he saw he was like four it's a big thing online right now it's a show on twitter that's why would they think that because they were friends yeah they're like this whole time it was obviously a love story not at all the duffer brothers fuck this up no guys yeah yeah if you type in b y l er i like the one who's like who was like hold on let me get this straight max is in a coma for two years and still graduated it was uh i don't know it was a very it was good yeah i always get sad when it's over yeah people were really upset that this

didn't happen a lot of gay people a lot of gays yeah i mean just be happy you had a main character who it was also just not a very accurate what would have happened in the 80s if someone came out as gay no no they probably would have beat them up no that wouldn't have been like everybody be like oh you know good for you man yeah we're here for you yeah the only accurate reaction was uh was the black kid when he's like i like i like boys yeah and he went you know huh say what he's like the 80 like the age pandemic and shit they're like wait hold on dude yeah we've shared fucking slurpees with you like they didn't know back then yes overall it's good there's there's there's it's a tough way to end these massive shows nobody's gonna be happy i think overall online it's like oh so negative but

you talked to anyone's like yeah how can you end this to make everybody happy like if you were able to make your ending like i want more people to die i want more people to die like i thought more people were going to die too and then i also didn't like how five teenagers beat up the final boss with guns and and also where were the demigortons they just dipped out well that did you see the duffer about people asked about that they're like oh they're like why wasn't there any demigorgans because they were there before and they go oh well it's because uh because vectna didn't expect them to come in his in his territory and it's like you literally made will your spy and will is in on the whole thing yes so he sees it through will's eyes and didn't know

Yeah, my only complaint it was too easy. Yeah. Nobody had any struggle. They just kind of whipped his ass. Well, they spent an hour on epilogue. They've spent 20 minutes Will coming out as gay. So they only had like 15 minutes to kill the main villain. They said our troops secured that Venezuelan dictator faster than Will came out.

Like if you look at the timeline, yeah, it's great. Also, what's kind of crazy. Did you see the video of them getting Maduro? Yeah. Yeah. What's crazy, though, is Nancy killed 15 soldiers. She became Rambo. She became Rambo.

And then the government just let her go. She just murdered 15 Delta Force, you know, guys. And then they're like, well, you know what? If we couldn't get 11, you're good. Yeah. How did she kill the 15 Delta Force guys? She popped out of a truck with an AR and just started. With an AR?

Yeah. And she started off as like a journalist. She's the journalist. She works for the herald. Yeah. And she killed all those elite tier one operators. Interesting. Wrecked them.

Really? It's the least of my worries, though. I mean, they're using fucking mind-tile. Was it on full auto or was it? No, she was just pecking them off. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah. She became like this badass.

Yeah. Because they would never find out where the fire was coming from. And they got over because there was a 11-year-old black girl and a bell tower keeping an eye on the Delta Force golf. Yeah. Let them all like go now. There's three bogey. that's even bad also that but in that world also it's funny too it's like hey where were the

parents like they just let their kids just roam around it's like you didn't grow up in the 80s man that's true like my parents have no idea how far i went on my bike like we would go i mean to different cities and be back by that night you know everything changed my dad like how'd your day go i'm like good you know that you know what changed after that you know how why everything changed kidnapping pedophiles well kidnapping there were so high profile kidnappings but it became like kids on the back of mark milk cartons yeah and it was just like everybody was like they don't do that anymore shit you know not my child yeah yeah and you the helicopter parent was born you know also pedophiles weren't really a thing back then they were but you just the guy that you just said stay away from that house yeah yeah yeah i remember

my mom being like hey if a guy pulls over in a van and offers you cabberry eggs don't get in there yeah yeah that's tough yeah big oh that guy's weird at the end of the street yeah yeah And weird meant he bangs Yeah Yeah It was more of those child Disappearances and murders and all that stuff And that was the whole country

It was like what in the world And it's actually Actually safer now For your kid to ride its bike Than it was back then Of course because cameras And everything else right I mean

Yeah and just overall Yeah Yeah my dad has no No clue how far we would go on our bodies And the shit we would do I'm in I was 90s but like We would do crazy shit We would go all over the city

like get on the train. Yeah, dude. And then my dad would whistle and I'd hear him from eight miles away and I'd fucking just show back up. No cell phones. Show back up. My dad would just whistle. That's how every kid in the neighborhood's dad had a different whistle.

And then we had this one kid our neighborhood whose dad couldn't whistle and we're like, Mike's dad's gay. Yeah, me and my friend, we used to do that too. We were in eighth grade, maybe a seventh, but probably eighth grade. And I remember one guy was taking a pee. And we were there, and he was there, and then he turned around with his cock out. He was a grown man, came at us, and we ran away. And then, I've told you the story, we were hanging out, throwing rocks or doing something.

And we saw, I saw a guy standing at the back of his car, his trunk. and in the trunk was another guy who was had his ass out over the like hanging off the trunk he had his ass hanging off his trunk and the other guy was banging him

this is in America? No this was not yeah yeah this isn't another country Oh what foreign country was this in? This is Saudi Arabia Yeah yeah In Riyadh

That ain't happening on this turf No it's definitely happening on this turf There's a lot more of it on this term. Have you ever been to Manhattan? Yeah. Yeah, I've been there. I never saw over that. Go to Christopher Street. Go to Central Park. Go to Christopher Street.

That's happening. Yes, the rambles. Go to put up the rambles in Central Park gay scene. Well, I would go there with my dog. That's what you get. Oh, but I mean, it was Central Park. I'd go on my, walking my dog. This was a normal Tuesday and Saturday of a week. Dude, they fucked sheep over there.

Dude, you got to see Christopher Street. You could, you're like me. You wouldn't be able to walk down Chris. Like when I walked down, Brian, you know Christopher Street, right? I walk down it. I'm not going there. I'm like Vecna and the Kate. I'm not touching that. You see Christopher Street and you're like,

yeah, the rambles are where guys go to just hook up and meet up. Yeah, they fuck each other at night. Right in the old bushes. Yeah, don't go there. And during the day. That's on you. Yeah, during the day as well. There's a lot of, a lot of stranger, strange on strange crime over there.

It's like my wife too. It's like our youngest doesn't eat all day. I'm like, man, when you're, he's at his buddies, him and tiger his house playing literally all, on break all day. She's like they just don't eat. I'm like, man, as a kid, you eat a few fries, you drink a Coke and you're fucking fired up for the rest of the day.

It's a good. Yeah, you eat one slice of pizza and you were good. You had like a Coke, slice of pizza, and you were good to like seven o'clock in night. My kids will drink all the milk, but then they'll have some blueberries, maybe a piece of toast, and they're fine all day. It's like, sometimes they eat hamburgers and stuff, but they drink. Brian's like, oh, I hear you. My kid eats like an organic blueberry, milk, and they're good.

You really have a lot of gay food. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm talking chitos. My kid's exact same. Organic pure goat milk or shake and they're good to go. Grass-fed milk. They have grass-fed milk. Blueberries, organic blueberries.

All they, I mean, all they need is organic blueberries. Grass-fed hamburger without the bun, of course, and some grass-fed milk. And then blueberries and strawberries. You do eat gay foods, dude. Me? Yeah, we two or a lot. Yeah, that was a gay comment. Yeah.

I'm a little bit. Like, he's like, if you ate those around my kids, my kids would call your kids gay. A thousand percent. Brian needs grass-fed butter every time we go on the road. No, I don't. It's just there. It's there. It's not, is it?

You have to search for it. Especially in Tacit raised eggs. Is that what I do? Pasture-raised eggs. Yeah. What is grass-fed butter? That's just... I mean, it's just grass-fed.

Cows are grass. They like grass, you know, they're pasture-raised. So does the cow eats the grass. It's just sweeter. It's sweeter. I was like, really fucking... It's sweeter. It is nice, but I don't have to have it.

No. No, it's not going to try. change. Here's the here's so I'm getting these pasture raised eggs right and uh like yeah they're healthy and the yolk is super yellow and it's just so good and then I find out it's like on their website it's like yeah we feed our chickens turmeric okay yeah and lots of soy I mean well they're they're eating like pretty much what other chickens do that's why the egg they get them so it's perfect but it's not like out in the feet how do you yeah how do you know they will have a better wife well here's the other problem with chickens like you know my friend has chickens my friend

my brother-in-law has chickens in Florida. And he's got these two little guinea fowls, cute little guinea fowls. Dude, there's a bald eagle and a hawk that's always like just, just hanging out. They got to bring the chickens, put them back in the coop. The chickens are stressed. It's matter of time, matter of time before you're losing your chickens. It's a shit life to end up a chicken. Oh, dude, you're getting.

What did you fuck up in the past? You're getting picked off by a fucking bird o prey. And they, and those birds of prey somehow just know you're there. It's like the chicken's like, and all of a sudden, wha-oh! Do you have vultures in your neighborhood? We do.

Big vultures. Well, I found out that we are... Like, our size of fucking Jemongi vultures. We have three of them like big. Well, we where we live, where you live where I live, in the surrounding woods, is the most diverse

population of birds in the United States and actually in the world. Like, there are 600 species of something. You're lying. You know what, buddy? Austin, Texas. I meant the, United States. I don't think so. Yeah, look up, um, bird, like, you know, bird,

eco-diversity of birds in Austin, Texas. No, you put top cities with most birds. Or the most, most species, the eco-diversal. God. I don't think it's Austin, Bubba. Who told you that? You got the eco-diversity of, I've seen crows, Boston's bird, bats, and vultures. They got everything. They got the, the golden-cheek warblers. A more than Amazon bubble? That's a very, right? That's probably, I would say the Amazon's got a nose hair, just beats them by them. a nose hair yeah yeah and it's really cold here um i saw a video of uh have you ever seen andy and condor yes that would take brian fuck yeah why also has high bird diversity yep

it's a hot spottoe and the blackland prairie ecoregions this means species from both western and eastern bird communities overlap here yeah yeah it doesn't say number one though you know hold on central flyway sent the central flyway uh you know it says we have rats Raptors. Yeah. Raptors used to birds of prey. Yeah. The hawks and stuff.

Yeah, that's what we want. It's, the region is a mosaic of lakes, rivers, woodlands, grasslands, and dwarfs, dwarfs the Amazon's bird population. What? All right. I'm just, you know. Waterfowl, songbirds, raptors. Over 400 species recorded in Travis County alone. Damn.

400. It's a lot. Why are they here? uh it's just the geographic region i suppose who knows i know nothing about birds and don't care that much oh the golden cheap that's a crazy statement you have like 45 minutes of material on birds that's an endangered songburn that breeds only in central texas seeing vultures because of disney they always make like evil so you see vultures you think evil you know brian have you seen the videos of the andy and condor uh you ever seen that thing in real what is it doing it's just hanging

that you don't want he looks mean yeah the andy and condors is is so the indian condor is not that impressive you know why it eats carry on it's essentially a vulture what you don't want to fuck with is the andy and golden eagle okay the condor is basically just a giant fucking he's just a scavenger it's like a vulture they're not they're not things gonna fuck you up which is the one i'm thinking of with the big fucking beak and he's fucking dinosaur feet that's a castuary. You've seen that? You've got to educate you. Now that that doesn't fly. That thing's a snowflake. Yeah. That's just a big bird. The casture. That's a big bird. Castery will kill you and has to. That's an ostrich on tread. Let me show you what I'm

fucking with. Yeah. So this is very surprising. No, that thing's gay. No, no, I'm talking about the dude who has mean eyes. He has the big fucking beak. No, but you're talking about the casuary. That thing. See the one third inch in? Bird attack. Oh, I've seen that. No, no, no, but that's not a- No, no, that's not a dangerous bird. Okay. No, it's not. Oh, it's not?

Oh, it's not? It'll bite you a bit. It'll bite you about, Bubba. But the casuary will eviscerate you. Is this the bird that you have to bow to? No. Hey, bring up the cassuary where he's attacking somebody with a rake and a shield. You got to have a shaked, rake and a shield.

They're untameable. Straight up dinosaurs. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. They do this with their. They do this with their. Yeah, there you go.

It killed a man recently. oh yeah that's so embarrassing that happened in front of your family no no they'll kill you they'll literally kill you right could you imagine getting beat up by a bird in front of your family their claws their claws are this big and they'll open your stomach up how do you look at your wife in the face after a bird just beefed up oh wait let's see what coyote what uh what's his name because they're they're damn that's cassowary and today i'm going to challenge it to an Pleading Contest. Hey, why would you choose that one?

It's a kid show, Bubba. It's a kid show. Is he the dude that lets, like, the things bite him? He stopped doing that, though. He's kind of gone through the whole spectrum. He's like, all set. Yeah? My kids love it.

He's like the man versus food guy. He's like, this is getting bad for my health. Yeah. Yeah, because we had a transfer hawk in the backyard. And my kids were like, what's that? I'm like, let me show you. And so I went to Cowdy Pearson. Like, holy shit.

Dude, hawks don't fuck around. So I used to work at a, I used to work for the bridge department in new york city and on third avenue bridge one like people were complaining that there was just birds falling from the sky every day and they had to get someone to come there because there was just pit you just walking across the bridge and a pigeon would just fall like fly down and they had they had to get no a hawk was just fucking just wrecking shit hell yeah and they were just it would just murder them in the sky and people were just walking to school and there was just like it was raining fucking see you're talking about the bird hawk i'm talking about tarantula hawk what's that hit it jim

educate him because now you're in Austin. These bitches are everywhere in the sense. I don't like spiders. So they're harmless, they're not, they're not aggressive. No, they eat tarantulas. You get stung by that thing? That was in my back yard. Look at him.

You get stung by that. And they're wet, too. Your wife, tarantula hawk wasp. And yes, I've waited my pretty much the kind of life to find this. And here it is sitting on my hand. A feeling is completely surreal. I hate that.

I never imagined. That guys are two into bugs, huh? I just sitting here with this on my hand. They ring number two. two in the most painful sting next to bullet ants so definitely not something you want to get stung by but if you don't piss them off look at that they don't sting here yeah they say they're like not aggressive or something like that but we had one right by the pool i think you step on them not it's not very aggressive anymore oh buddy i killed that thing it

it took seven stomps first one he's like not today i hate bugs they are yeah i'm not a fan trance locks are cool though what's i killed him And I'm like, oh, wait, this thing eats tarantulas. That means there's tarantulas. And then in the garage, we found fucking, like, two giant tarantias. Get the fuck out of here. They're everywhere. No.

I'll leave this city of... They're a huge trancel's here. What? I see them on the road all the time. They're cute, though. They're like furry, big butts. I told you, we were in Costa Rica. That's my biggest thing.

I can't... Dude, we're in Costa Rica. The guy breaks the log. We're in the woods. Jaguar Prince, breaks the log, brings out a tarantula on his hand. puts it on my son's hand. Yeah, they're not aggressive. They're not aggressive.

cool i'll hold an anaconda or boa constrict before i touch a fucking spider i'm getting itchy thinking about it i yeah i've never there's that show on i think it was national geographic or discovery what's weirder is that lady's toe that's scary yeah what the fuck is that gang signs that looks like a field goal post swing gang signs there's a show on discovery channel it was basically two bros is my favorite show they did what coyote pearson did but they're bros yeah so one would get bit he'd be like oh fuck like start causing that to edit it but they did so much and they're trying to get a season two so like what would happen if we let an anaconda bite larry they're like holding it and it's like pierced up you know and he's like all right he has nothing on his arm dude this thing

fucking bites his forearm i mean shrags his arm they got canceled yeah discovery's like buddy what are we gonna do teeth go in this way so you got to you oh dude it bit yeah And then when they're tearing apart, like his whole, you could see muscle, bone, it like shredded his fucking form. Thank God, here's a, here's a, got canceled. Here's my favorite show. Here's an awesome, this is an awesome fucking trivia question. What mammal is venomous has a venomous bite? Camoto dragon?

That's a reptile. That'd be a lizard, but that'd be a lizard. All right. What mammal? what what metal it has fur yeah it has fur koala not bad no but not bad are we on the is that the right path may have a venomous bite by the laws have herpes yeah they do no have chlamydia the slow i think it's called the slow on loris is a sloth it's a it's a venomous uh primate it's a slow I think. It's called L-O-R-R. That sounds like a roast.

Yeah, and they're venomous. They have a venomous bite. They can bite you and you can get fucked up. You fucking slow-eyed bitch. Damn, that's a cute animal too. It's really cute. It's poisonous as fuck. Yeah, yeah, they have one eating cockroaches and, but it's got a toxic bite. He looks so friendly. Right? And they're super slow. He's all, come on in. People have them as pets, but you got to be careful. Look at that. Yeah, that one's not cute, though. Yeah.

He's a big butt. Big guy's big butt. And they move like this super. Like slothies? It is a nice book. There's a video of a slow Loris. Watch this slow Loris eating cockroaches. Bring it up.

And so many, it's on the bed. It's hilarious. You're not going to believe the shit. Slow Lars. Cockroaches? Yeah, eating cockroaches. Brian's the funniest person to be on the road with too because he'll just be quiet in the car for 10 minutes. And then he'll just go to chat.

GPT. How large is an African, what did you call? What was it? Aan eater. We didn't talk for 10 minutes. Yeah. This is so unbelievable. There's crickets. Oh, look at this. Is that cockroach? Wait. That's adorable. Yeah, fine one where he's cute as shit, dude. It's a bummer. He's poisonous. Oh, dude. Yeah. Look at that. They just eat cockroaches. Look at it. And he just has normal hands like that this thing's fucking awesome yeah right hands and he's super cute so they're pets you can get him as a pet with cockroach breath you'd be a real weird out to have that they eat this giant hissing cockroaches you got to see the way they move though it's unbelievable man you're selling this too much huh they're wait yeah there there there because they're slow as fuck yeah no is that one I think

buddy those eyes though they're so slow no god they're cute mm-hmm up chin that right there that's like a fruit or something he's eating a banana i don't want to see that there that would be gay is this what he saw brian no but anyway they're so interesting looking that's him eating a cockroach brand's like unreal unbelievable look at the action no let's watch him eat a banana slowly they have soft fur they look at you in the eyes so cute they're cute definitely poisonous they're fucking cute all right what do you got chin oh already man i want to take a little break because i got to get some auto parts and i don't know where to go brend i need a friendly helpful staff i need somebody you can test my battery in or out

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Pay Never You're welcome Chin what did you do for New Year's buddy? did you even see the countdown no jeff i fell asleep of like nine or something oh what yeah i don't celebrate stuff anymore sounds interesting dude i i wasn't playing on staying up to midnight we're at a neighborhood party the whole kids were there and then we left that 10 and then watch stranger things it's the fucking three hours so i was up to one finishing that yeah yeah wow did you should the dallas new year that was that's it might even beat duby

the Dallas New Year's one of it's it looked like the best in the country really yeah did you see on um i think he was on CNN or ESPN they're shown the new york countdown and just shows two guys making out oh my god he's like Jesus man the ESPN guy right Scott van pell that was so funny he goes oh my god well he recovered perfectly too yeah uh yeah he's watching it's like girl I love Marales kissing, couples kissing. And then there's dudes and he goes, oh, my, hey, hey, do we really need to see that? Speaking of gay and tough as shit. Yeah, speaking of New Year's celebrating.

This is Michael Morales. He has another one, too, where he's, he's like running up to a car, but very feminine. Let me see. Are we sure that to him? Yeah. Oh, he's gay. This isn't a AI? Wait, is he actually gay?

Yeah, he's a, he's a motherfucker fucking bad ass. Bad motherfucker, too. but he's he's very gay are we sure that's 100% 100% and i i love him as a result that like he's he's like a gay pride yeah what's the context that's the baddest gay man on the planet why is he in um what's the context yeah because it's his new year's eve party yeah yeah yeah but is it like oh crazy have you not seen the other video bring up the other video but again i don't know if they're fucking around you know that's a weird way of fucking around fuck around we don't wear makeup and

he's Brazilian right yeah Ecuador I don't know what they do Ecuador Ecuador Ecuador I don't know what they do I'm a complete badass they're very macho society His favorite characters will He's all fuck yeah

I think it's about goddamn time I mean you know I tell you The whole gay narrative is Oh Oh he's not fucking around no no bro it's how he dresses yeah i'm pretty sure he's got to be of course he's always yeah multiple times you saw a patent tuba came out as not gay no i never thought he was gay you didn't

think so i i did people would say it because he's friends with frank ocean and shit but we never saw anything that just saying he was gay ever no he was on maton's podcast and maton asked him straight up he goes no i'm not gay and he doubled down and he said he's not gay he said he's just friends of Frank Ocean. I thought he was gay this whole time. Dude, what Homeboy just did, there's gayer than anything Peyton's done. That's, yeah.

I'm just friends with Frank Ocean. He's like, he's gay. They hang out. Meanwhile, Homeboy's fucking in a dress. I'm like, yeah, I don't know, man. Oh, yeah. And both of them would fucking, Mike Morales,

scary dude. Yeah, so it's scarier now. Yes, dude. He's, he's a contender. That's interesting. He's, another one speaking of gay

will smith's violinist for a little bit of his tour he got fired for some reason he says it's because i guess will smith made him very uncomfortable here's like how he says it here well he got fired joseph smith so let's see here you and i have so will told him you and i have such a special connection that i don't have with anyone else

so someone enters hotel room left this stuff here wipes wipes a beer bottle a backpack a bottle of HIV medication that's all sketch hospital discharge paperwork with another person's name unknown to him and a note that read brian i'll be back no later in 530 just us so he imagined obviously that that person wanted to have sex to them that person will smith yes of course who brings HIV medicine that's all sketchy i don't buy it that's a little weird i mean hotel security found no signs of force to enter into the room according to the suit so only his team could be only individual's access to his room would have been with management team who booked the room um yeah this doesn't make

any sense this that's like a poorly written movie he left yeah i backpack a love note HIV medicine is that him that's in you stretch too far brother sorry there are rumors about Will Smith though, right? Sure. Oh, yeah. Sure, but You think Will might be good?

I don't know. Yeah. He does slap men. I don't think so. I don't think so. Slapping first. I think he's been married to his wife for that long. I mean, I just don't see it. Have you seen?

Have you seen? I mean, his wife, he lets his wife bang other dudes, especially. That's a little. That doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you might be... I don't know what their arrangement is, but he still has a woman.

He's still been with her for so long. So did Elton John. Who? Elton John. He's married. I mean, for 10 minutes, 10 seconds. I mean, I just, I'm smelling... There are other people, but I just don't...

I've heard rumors about Will, but... Have you? Yeah. I mean, but... I'll tell your story off there. Oh. Yeah? He's so off.

Oh, I am? I am. like will bloom me and let me tell you oh wait hold on let's pause tell me yeah that's crazy wow yeah you know what you've got a case of hungry eyes i didn't no no no but he had a case of hungry eyes this guy's probably full of shit though yeah it's a it's a weird thing though like he's the judge is going to look at him like oh you're crazy but the details the details So he's probably a little bitter, right? So I'm going to get you back for that kind of stuff.

It's just an unlikely story. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think Will's man as far as he had. It is gay to bring a violinist with you on tour. No, he's for his rap thing. Oh, okay. No, he was a violinist, though. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I'm a nick on. That's pretty gay. Yeah. Kendrick Lamar doesn't bring a violinist with him on tour. Yeah, Tupac didn't have a violinist and he was gay. And that's why they're not as good as Will Smith, okay? Wait, did you just say, Kendrick Lamar's not as good as Will Smith?

Yeah, he's not even close to the rapper. at Wilson with this. I'm not even entertaining this, Brian. I almost threw you off the back. I know rap. He's being silly. One thing about me is I know rap. You were a rap.

Do you guys have any questions about rap? I can tell you right now. Biggie! Actual question. You're old enough that you were around before rap was a genre. I remember when the Sugar Hill gang came out with their song. I remember this so well because it was in, I was in Saudi Arabia.

I was in eighth grade. And your dad said, maybe seventh grade. Turn these ninjas off right now. Well, no, his dad was part of the people that put the drugs in their community.

I actually remember the song because these kids were older, went, they were like, this is the coolest song I've ever heard in my life. Because we were all Led Zeppelin, Leonard Skinner, and then that came,

and we were like, what is this? Something different for you. What is this? It was universally amazing. And these were all white kids and from Alabama and a lot of military kids and, of course, it was the 70s when people were hardcore racist.

And, man, oh, man, it was pretty amazing. What else you got, Jen? All right, speaking of rap, Drake is being, there's a class action lawsuit against Drake. And remember we talked about this before, about the whole buying streams? Wow. So apparently, the way they were doing it, this is what he's accused of. Is that stake thing, you know, that stake sponsorship that he has? I guess he gets like a million or a hundred million?

what was it you get a shit ton from them Of course And then there's something called tipping Sorry as much as $100,000 at once So there's something called tipping And I'm guessing that He's using that money

To buy streams And not be like You know Like the IRS will get you If you spend more than a certain amount of money So this is kind of like A loophole around that And that Drik is actually buying streams

Him and some other people too That's kind of crazy About some of these gambling websites that you could gamble on anything now. Like, you could gamble, like you could have gambled before this happened if Maduro was going to be kidnapped. Yeah.

You can gamble off if Tracy Cortez and Alex Biera stay together. Damn. Really? Yeah. We could bet on so many things. What sites? Just did their sites? Kashi.

Kashi. Yeah, they have some crazy shit on there. You could bet on everything. Really? Yeah. Like, before Maduro... Before Maduro got kidnapped, you could have bet on whether or not

he was going to get kidnapped or not. Like, or if we were going to get kidnapped or not. gonna go to war yeah they do these things so you know how one of the things that they do is they'll say like if a bunch of pizzas are ordered to the pentagon at 11 at night people are like what's going on here kids it's gonna happen they're fucking kids oh no oh dude i'm way off you're way off i was thinking of the clinton day hey bro sorry man no no trump would never do that yeah they're watching they're watching they're watching they're saying you're saying that they're up late organizing something they're watching a mission go down come at pizza what's it up that after maduro

the day after, they had an even higher record number, a record number of, like, Papa John's pizzas order to the White House. Pizza's a nice stress reliever, dude. Something big is about to go down. And they don't know what. Yeah. Or they just had a pizza party for catching. Right?

They're just celebrating. But also Papa Johns? You got unlimited resources using our hard-earned tax. Yeah, what's the shop for pizza? Trump likes his McDonald's and stuff. He's not a... Yeah, but they used to order from that comic, uh, comet pizza. Yeah.

Which I went there. Did you? I met with your own. Me too. I went there too. No, they were cool, right. First of all, it was great pizza. There was a kid's facility next to which a little weird.

But there was great pizza. I talked to Amanda, I felt bad for him. Yeah. He's like, you want to see the basement? He's like, let me show you. He's like, come here.

And it was like a closet that was like two feet deep. It was such bullshit that pizza gate shit. Didn't it get shot out? Oh, yeah. That's what happens. That's what happens when you start spreading rumors like that. I love a good conspiracy, but some people go from conspiracy theorists to schizophrenic.

Yeah. That's the problem. It's crazy. Because the issue is with that is luck and superstities are true, but then they just go overboard with it. And they always end in Jew. Always ending in Jews. Yeah.

Don't get me started. It's just every one is a fine, your own adventure that ends in Jew. Yeah. I know how this ending's going. Yep. And man, you always feel like, oh, this is the one.

All right, just a couple of funny clips. Have you guys seen this one yet? No. This is apparently at the Plaza Hotel and Casino, and they posted this. Check this up. guys don't be such what's happening right now are they drunk i can't tell if they're drunk or just out of shape oh wow they're both oh wow that guy's been fucked up he's going to fall

forever drunk shit they're drunk and not the most athletic people that must hurt so bad on What a perfect couple. God, you fucking spas. Let it take you up, you moron. Let it take you up, you moron. He had his head so hard. Yeah, he's just so drunk. And they're just going to fall forever.

Oh, God. Man, oh man. Or he just matter at the bar. You ready to go to the room? Yeah, sex must be that clumsy. Do you know upstairs work? Because I don't. God.

Get it together. And this is a blind skateboarder. What? And it's a very quick video. What? And Nitro Circus posted this. Oh, that's so cool. That's fucked.

Dude. Oh, God. Do those people move and not stop them? Oh. Well, fuck, man. They don't know. I thought he's going to do, like, some cool trick in land. Oh, he's got to be hurt.

He just ate shit. Yeah, he's got to be hurting bad. Oh, okay. The poor guy. Is he really, that's a real blind? Yeah. There's like a, then I looked forward to, and then I saw some, like, a story about this. I don't know if this is the same guy or not, but yeah, there's blind skaters.

Oh, dude, I didn't tell you my 2026, only downhill from here. Billy's walking, motherfucker. I saw that. We were watching that. I showed him the video on your story. How fucking nuts is that. That's so awesome. And so me and Tiger, we're at football practice.

She, you know, for the past three months, doctors, she might take two years, might be never. So Joanna's, you know, we're not doing well. Family's been fucking struggling. I go on the hot tub with her twice a day. She's going to therapy. Still not walking. I'm like, mother fuck, or what are we going to do? And then me and Tiger come back, Billy's chill on the ground.

She's like, fuck it. Boom. And this is just, I was crying while she was, that's why I play music. Dude, she went around 10 times when. the living room. Now she just goes, Billy walks. Billy walks. She still has to have the orthopedics on. She just got them today. Okay. But she's fucking cooking, buddy. Incredible. That is beautiful. I text the doctor and I went two years, huh? Oh, man. How old is she now? She's two. She's two in November. Wow. She's so cute.

Cruising. Donnie's a liability there in the way, but what is? She's always trying to get in the shots. She's learning how to navigate that. Oh, dude, she's cooking. How proud of you? Oh, buddy. buddy 2026 only downhill from here like done you guys we have gold like me and my wife made like a goal board for 2026 number one was getting Billy to walk boom what an amazing way to start the year dude I love that you and Joe are doing that too yeah yeah tighten things up taking control of our own shit not outsourcing everybody but with this dude only only downhill from here number one checked off three days into fucking 2026 wait why are we going down now because you can't can't beat that oh okay it's in it's not an uphill battle yeah no i'm saying i was going to say everything's going to be going up from here now that she could walk i mean nothing else matters you know we're good we're good baby that's amazing and what have the doctor said about it he was like man some you just don't know and that's why i told my wife like when we're in the room he's like listen she has hypotonia where the fuck it is he's like you're looking at two years of

hardcore work he's like and hopefully that gets her just taking steps without a wheelchair without a walker he's like in some kids it just they're in a wheelchair like she's never going to walk i was so pissed i'm like dude tell me that motherfucker don't do it to me and my wife let me handle her because she's thinking the worst we walked out and you know everyone's cried i went i guarantee you it's not two years i will guarantee you and i asked them i'm like this is based off what the average how are you doing this you know he's like everyone's different i'm like exactly you think they might do that just so they don't get people's hopes too high up they always do that they They have to tell you, you know.

But never. You know what? I get where they're coming from because you don't want to like, because God forbid something didn't happen. Then they don't want you. Yeah, but you got to give the family help. I don't need it, but other families, like, you got to be like, listen, some kids take two years.

Now, on a rare occasion, some never walk. And hopefully that's not this case. But we do have cases where some kids walk in three months, five months if you put in the work. There was none of that. My mother- There was none of that. My mother-in-law, so I was like, get the fuck out of her. What's this?

My mother-in-law broke her neck and couldn't, was paralyzed. And then she was in this therapy group with other people who were paralyzed. And you do therapy. And for whatever reason, she got her feeling back. And the young man next to her had the exact same injury, just never regained his ability. And he was so angry and frustrated. And they don't know why. Some people just, you know, maybe it's just less of a break, synapses or whatever, but fuck, man, it's like crazy.

And some people just respond to them. And you're lucky your daughter has you, because you've been putting in the work with her, right? Well, he's also, his wife is genetically something else, too. It's like, it's not like, she's a free kiddos are free. She's trying to keep up with her brothers. Yeah. Because we're, because she's supposed to start like pre-K or whatever it is at two. She was supposed to start school in June.

She got into the school, but she can't go. if she can't walk she's fucking going now that's awesome dude that's awesome congratulations thanks brother that's great brian took credit for it by the way i text brian he goes yeah do i've been praying you're welcome i went oh i guess you can take credit for it man we've been working really hard i thought it was making her walk in the water but i said my prayers to jesus has worked uh you're welcome you're welcome yeah so funny i said man i feel like you're kind of taking credit for all this not the hours you guys put into trying it dude that that that god it didn't help playing it with the song hit it again chin the song we get you yeah everyone the house crying everyone

clung tiger bosty everybody really everyone everyone everybody everybody incredible look at her walking dude that's amazing billy walk that's all she says now she's so cute little cutie pie she's doing laps too all day all night you sprinting soon it's great wow yeah your girl must be so happy too so relieved and then what today that's all you can think today today we had anxiety because she gets her prosthetics today like for her legs the the the things for her legs that's to make the bones grow uh it's just to make your feet every lines up and give her structure so i'm like she's walking fuck those things are you scared that that might affect yeah she's like no we have to do it so we're all nervous this morning she was at the doctor

when i was doing shop show and she sent me a video of billy just like doing like fucking going that's great almost running that's amazing we thought she was like no scared but she's like fuck it's like it's like braces for your teeth but braces for your legs pretty much so kind of yeah and the doctor was like you know usually kids are in these you know a year to two years she's like the way she's moving and she's like maybe three months four months that's great so the idea is basically just so everything grow like the bones set in the right direction the hip because she has no strength in her hip and knees okay well she'll get it that's amazing dude yeah nothing better brother yeah when this when you go through something like that it's kind of all you can it everything's

black and white it's just all you can think about man it's all it's like and you guys been putting the work in so that's amazing yeah man nothing better she's got good parents well, I'm all right. What else you got, Jed? You know what? Before I forget, when I edited this episode, then I realized what I said. So remember that, because you were minding with the paralyzed thing when we were doing the whole wrestling thing with Brendan. I said I didn't tap.

What I meant to say was I definitely tapped at the end, but it got so bad because I didn't want to tap. I was so stubborn. Yeah. With Brennan. With Brennan. But then also, but the reason I brought that up is for it. And I brought that up is because, you know, I'm a grown man. I decided to do whatever, right?

So, and that's how I, you know, I got messed up. However, you were supposed to help me and it was supposed to us pushing him out the door, not grappling. But yeah, what I said, I didn't tell. I definitely taught. But I waited for the very last second. They were like, they said, I bet we could get you out of the studio. Said, not a chance. Them too?

Yeah. And Chappelle. Right? Was Chappelle? No, it was just me and Brian. Then Brian just stepped back. No. I'm not going to actually try.

because then you're going to try and it's going to be it's going to we'd be in some because i have to go i got to go double leg yeah whatever you want dude stupid strong right now my goal is by february to post a video bench in 405 yeah i hit 380 this morning homeboy did 365 easily yeah i threw it up no problem easy like that was crazy how fast you did that well it's funny because me and brian were supposed to be doing chess together but brian just became my spotter while heated women's aerobics in the background. Tiddle the goblet squats, you know. Get the, get the towels for the boys. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey, if we're, if you're with us, yeah, hey, if we're, if you're with us, yeah, hey, wipe off the bench. No, no, no, no, I'm super sincere. Yeah, yeah. When we're working,

pushing weight. Yeah. You're going to watch. Yeah. Hey, and then you're going to wipe down the bench. No, no, no, no. You're wiped down the bench. No, no. It was so fine. I was, I'm benching 365 and he's holding a 30 pound dumbbell I was stretching my hammies you did 365 for one three that's pretty fucking good buddy now it came up easy too that was crazy I was like damn you didn't even warm up

actually I was like what that's why I said 225 just keep it warm but I should be my I know there's a limit you have a good like set up for heavy bench yeah I actually have long arms from my height take it easy right take it easy

take easy Here put your arm straight up Let's go It's not really how to do it You do the reach Oh yeah You fucking because how tall are you Oh when I'm lying 58

But I'm like 5 7 and a half You know what your reach is Has to be 75 I got long I was good at baseball for that reason Because I was able to get my hands down quick I was a good third basement I'm just

I'm built weird Your reach must be like 75 Yeah I'm built like a silver backerola It's like 78 77 Yeah Right there. Well, how do you measure it? Don't you measure it like from the back?

You usually do it like this. But that's, I mean, he's, I was only like two inches. Well, his arms are so thick, they don't look long, but they might. I also, my hands look small because of how big my arms are, which is I've been getting cooked online for that. People think I have small hands. So if you did 365 for three, then, easy? Yeah, easy. We're close to 405.

Yeah. What's the most you've ever done? Or have you never really maxed out like that? No, come on. You maxed? Um. I did, I want to say $3.95 for one? Yeah?

I've never actually hit $400. No? Uh-uh. Okay, because in college, when I say college, I went to community college. Still counts. I have the record at my old college, my community college, because I, but granted, I was a lot heavier. I weighed like $2.40 at the time.

Oh, wow. Yeah, so I was big, but I benched $4.75 for one rep. Jesus Christ. $4.75 was my one rep max. And you're how much, two? At that time I was $2.40. Now I'm 19, I'm 198 right now. 475 is nuts.

That's crazy. But my shoulders were screaming while I was to it. Like, that's just a weight your body's not supposed to do. It's dangerous. Yeah. You can pop something. Yeah, I don't be gay. I hate when people with it.

It's dangerous. I've been mentioned all my life. Anyone tells you it's dangerous. Those are the same people that say don't have your kids lift young. Yeah, because you're small. No, no. Well, they actually found out that when you're maxing with bench, people tear packs and fuck their shoulders. That's with any left, though.

You just need a good spot. When you're max it, if you don't warm up properly, you can have some in. issues but in general you're fine no wrist wraps oh damn no wrist wraps because i wasn't going to count you're going to say it don't count no wristwraps but when we when we shoot that show together we should maybe i'll do 400 on there yeah that'd be good you're you're more of a strength and pull guy right like pull is your all of it i mean you're all around your arms are long yeah because i'm better of push exercises pull is tough like i've seen you your deadlift's no like deadlift exercise like anything pull i feel like you're good at yeah like you're what you're

how much you deadlifted like what was the max you've gone over five right oh yeah i did 600 three summers ago i'll do 500 for reps right now which is crazy because how tall are you six four yeah that's a long way up too for me that's a like me doing a deadlift is like you sumo doing a sumo style yeah yeah damn that bench is impressive though brother i'll give brian credit watched him it's it was a hex bar but three 15 deadlift bro hell yeah man Brendan's not impressed. Hey, that's hard.

Hey, bro. We're talking real shit. No, no, no, dude. Bro, I just want to get brought some credit here. Much better on the Smith press, 135. Hacks bars. How do you use gloves? You know what's frustrating, dude?

At my age, I just have to be careful. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just do. Dude, there's a guy. I ran sprint. I tell you, I ran sprints. Yeah, be careful with that.

Bobba, I ran, I read 10 sprints. And when I tell you, my ankle. and like the tendons were fucked for me and my ham you see there's a dude at the gym though who's great with tiger and bossy he's like help him with bench i'm like this motherfucker knows his shit and he's big big big really nice dude and i go you know your bench and he goes yeah yeah i'm going for my record man he does competition bench i could tell by his shirt it was like way too intense for a regular shirt yeah and he goes yeah i compete man i go oh yeah he goes yeah goal this year is 650 i'm like what

But so competition, you know, here, hold, there, six, but 50. Is he wearing a suit? I don't, whatever they're in competition. No, because that's, that would be like a raw number. But because they wear, they wear, with the suit, people will go higher than that. Yeah, they'll go higher than that. With the suit. Because that'll put on.

We saw him reping like five something with just a T-shirt on. You know who you got to see, do bench? You ever seen the Jim Reaper? No. Oh, my God. If you find him on his Jim Reaper bench press. on Instagram or you see yeah he he'll do a 315 clap catch he's a fuck he's big but I've never seen someone throw weight up like this if you catch him bench pressing no that's a different

guy that's that's not him he's so he'll Jim Reaper bench press he'll launch 315 up clap and catch it I could do that 225 you think so yeah that's see I saw you benching with your son spotting you and that scared me the other day because i don't need a spot i don't use spotters is this him like i was doing 315 today for 10 and some guys like came in you sure you don't want a spot i'm like now like yeah baker it's good mm-hmm first one or which one i mean any of them are going to be impressive it one arm Hold on the world records 130. Oh wait. He goes up 225 with one on his warm up. Whoa, that's wild. Oh, he is the prototypical venture. He is made to bench. That guy's the thick. Go to that first video. what's that say

two plate warm up this is incline one arm though 275 that's insane that's insane that's insane That's disgusting

That's insane Dude That guy is so fucking strong Uh huh That's wild Uh huh that boy it's sad when you see someone do what you struggle like not that i struggle with 315 but to see him just throw that up with one arm makes you think i won't see the 315 i still

can't comprehend someone throwing that in the air and catch it i guess this dude's so fucking strong yeah he's a big british boy that's a jacked guy i've never seen him that boy's fucking strong wide i look at it he's six three how much three three he looks bigger than that he looks bigger than three eighty five is dude seven hundred and thirty pound bench jesus that's insane you guys some tits on him jesus christ his packs are so beefy yeah this guy he used to go online because people would uh they would like shit on people at the gym and like people would make fun of other people like like they'd be like an old guy benching 135 and like these younger kids would

like make fun of them by like walking under them and just like wrapping it out so he would find their heaviest lift and then or like their heaviest deadlift and then bench press what they get deadlift yeah he's awesome yeah he's awesome cool damn oh my god 727 pounds come on stresses me out yeah dude if that falls on you game over that's an insane amount of weight Jesus Christ Oh my God Jesus Christ I'm talking about 400 thanks Nick

Jesus Christ Competitive benchers though Are just fucking different animal Yeah yeah the guy at the gym's so big I don't think this guy could do one pull up though That guy? Yeah There's no way you could be

I mean I hate to say functional but like I don't know because he's pretty top heavy I don't know Yeah And it doesn't look like he has I bet you have a longer reach than it Well he's 6 3 you but you I'm 6 4 I bet you have a longer reach than him

The guy Smy of though that guy's doing 100 pounds he has a hundred pound belt on while he's doing pull-ups no it's a hundred kilos that's 220 pounds sir he's doing pull-ups with 220 pounds have you seen have you seen smyov no i don't know any of he makes every bodybuilder look like a joke really he dwarfed larry he doesn't he doesn't compete no he's just a giant russian dude that i think might be younger than me but he's just just a freak yeah that guy yeah yeah that's it He does weight

to pull-ups That is so insane Same here as Brian That's cool Hey Look at how big he is Is that photoshopped or no I don't think so

I don't think it is The other one where he's flexing He's tan chin This one Yeah that's just what he looks like Type in his pull-ups That guy is so fucking big The video of it

140 kilogram pull-up one arm pull-ups probably could have where's the weight at 45 pounds or 20 kilograms additional weight this is an incredible strength level so how much

what's 135 kilogram that's two so he's a 300 pound guy to a one-arm pull-ups so every being able to do this at his body weight is incredible he quickly returned to I like the enthusiasm of the never A rapidly reach 280 kilograms.

Six wheels. Six wheels. Probably within a few years. Oh, my Lord. How much does he weigh, though? They said he weighed like two, what was it, 287? That's impressive. Check this hot.

That's it. Yeah. What is this, Jen? This is Brian working out. Watch. Just watch. Yeah, there we go. This is literally what you look like

while I'm doing bench press. I, would you be quiet? I don't know, look at us, look at us. Here we go, here we go, here we go. That's actually impressive. Here we go. Yeah, he's 83. Wow.

He's 83. I don't know exactly where this will end up, who's ears will be in their life, but from a guy that's 183 years old, God will bless you. If you take care of it, it's fine mistake. Your body. I think so simply, my wife has passed away.

I go home and get into the house. This, I was sickness that I couldn't hear. Remember, I'm sure I like her here. You have somebody around you that you love. I'm sure they know my wife died in my house. This got really sad. It was motivational, but I got really sad. Did you sentence in this?

Jesus Christ. What the fuck, dude? You made me cry on the podcast. My God. I was like, oh, man, that's pretty cool. It's super old. All right. Brought you down.

Everyone around me has died. My friend in wreck me. I go home to an empty house. I have nothing to live for but this gym. My friend recommended it did this to me. He recommended a movie. I had a great movie because me and my wife want to watch a movie. And he did it on purpose.

It was a movie about a guy who he was kind of like mentally the handicapped. And he said something in the cops. He had a. trial in England based on true story and then they hung them and we were like this my wife and are like what hell is this waiting for a happy ending he'd call him up and he's just laughing i go dude like two hours man we're both depressed dude it was a running bit one time with this girl that i was dating because every time it would be my turn we'd pick we'd take a turn each to pick a movie every time she'd pick a movie somehow the main character's mom died of cancer just like my mom

every single movie i'm like and at one point i would just look at her and go what are you doing to me what are you doing to me yeah this was like super motivational yeah i was like yeah home to empty house and my wife died my arm like hey bro come on the hell jesus christ that was it chister that's it 80 good for that guy though sad but good for him yeah impressive you're in appleton wisconsin you're great news you live in appleton i don't want to go there nick is sitting this one out you guys live in appleton you come get some my boy sal he's part of fight jim we're going to have some fun um yep uh jujitsu and appleton when it's 30 look up the weather in appleton misconsin let's take a look at how cold it is right now see how let's see what we're working

with in appleton appleton makes spokane look like dubai that's how sad that tone yeah it makes look like 33 degrees uh yeah well listen it's not it's not terrible on saturday yeah it's gonna snow on sat oh high of 26 on sunday that's cool oh that's great i'm so glad i'm not coming there yeah that's a tough one yeah it's a tough one yeah I will be with you in San Jose, though. That'll come to. San Jose is great. San Jose is January 24, 25.

You'll meet Tarek and the Azim brothers, Yosef. Yeah. It's going to be good. And I will be January 30th, 31st at Riot in San Antonio. There you go. Oh, nice. Yeah, I'm bringing Nick Cowus and me. We're going to have a good time.

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