The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan and Brendan React to Ian Machado Garry's Viral PETA Commercial | TFATK Ep. 1211

Episode Date: August 6, 2026

Ian Machado Garry's latest PETA campaign has The Fighter and The Kid completely changing their opinion on the UFC contender.The guys react to Garry's viral commercial, debate whether he has any chance against Islam Makhachev, discuss Joe Rogan's workout routine, Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, Perez Hilton's disturbing situation, a father confronting an alleged child predator, Dana White's social media controversy, and much more. Which topic surprised you the most?Like the video if you enjoyed it. Subscribe for more TFATK highlights, UFC news, MMA reactions, comedy podcast clips, and fight breakdowns.Quo - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://www.quo.com/FIGTHERO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. What's up, buddy? Back at it, pal. I'm back at it. Are you on the road this weekend? I am not on the road this weekend. I'll be in New Bromfels, very close to here.

That's not on the road, though. That's 40 minutes away. 40 minutes away. August 21 and 22. Okay. And be live. That's two weeks away. Yeah.

And be live live. That'll be exciting. I love it. I love that. I can drive somewhere. Is it a new club? It's a new club. It's a new club.

love. I think it, I think Fluffy might be a part owner in it. Not sure. It's a big sign on the highway. I drove by it. I was like, okay. Do you click on it, Jay? New Bromfuls. NB live. Take a look. There we go. NB. Live. What's NB stand for? New Bronfels, which I asked as well. Which I asked it on. I went, right. Got it, right, right. There you go. New Bronfels. Live. Yep. I like New Bronfels live. I don't like NB. Live. That bothers me. What's that? Change it to New Brownful's life. I don't like NB.

I was with Rogan last night at the mothership, and we hadn't seen each other while we were talking. And he stood up and he was showing me something. And I went, I go, excuse me, I'm very happy with your ass and legs right now. You're looking. He's always cheeked up, though. But he's looking thick and he's looking different.

And I went, what's going on? And he said, nope, he goes, I've been doing heavy, fucking farmers carry three times a week that I'll do it guess who's going to be doing that well old bride

wait hold on how much thing you can do well he's doing like 70 carrying it for a long period you say 75 pounds for me like I can carry that yeah no doubt that's good but uh that's good now hold on

hold on before you get into it my 10 year old does 55s your 10 year old does 55 you're 10 year old does 55 you're 10 year old this 55s you can walk 55s down and back i'm sorry what were you saying though you are going to start farmers carry listen to me right now i'm going to do 70 hours you know the shops we wake up doing farmers get you do it's a staple now and that this is good shit huh since i was six really that might be but that's so cute you oh you and rokin just discovered farmers now he's been doing

it for three months now hold on wow how halvalin how old is he okay he's he's about my age You need to calm down. What do you carry? I'm going to get mad, but what do you carry? Me? Yeah, what is your... All right, take it easy. Take it the fuck easy.

You guys just discovered farmers carry. Yeah. It's so fun. That's fun. It's all around for a hundred years. It's a staple. It's a farmer. It's what farmers do.

Farmers carry because they're carrying it. Right. It's why they're so strong. There you go. But apparently it's really good for it. It's for your grip. Yeah, your whole body. It's for you.

Yeah, but it's really good for your grip, your forearms. Yeah. So in sports, especially football, baseball. Wrestling. Sure, wrestling. It's, it's that grip. Yeah. Now, what did you ask?

I was asking you. I think it's so cute how you guys discovered. Like, it's something like you came right. You know what Rogan's been doing? Well, his body looks different. And I'm all about it. So I was like, I'll be doing that. So after this, priorities, right?

But you've never done it before. I've done pharma care, but no, it's not part of my workout. It's not part of my workout. It should be a staple, but. It should be a staple, right? Yeah. Okay. Now, I'm...

Dim the basics, though, right? Them the basics? Yeah. Dim the basics. I'm remiss. Meat and potatoes. But you know what it is? It's not sexy.

It's not sexy. So you're not going to see a big push online. None of that's sexy. No. No, but... Best thing you do. But I'm telling you, like, I've known him for 30 years. People are like, oh, that's a little gay.

I go, well, I've known the man for 30 years. I notice a difference in his body. He looks really strong and good. And he said three months, three days a week, no matter what, you know, him. He's so disappointed. plan. But But Asson, Lex, I wonder if he's doing it up a hill. I don't know. Yes, he is. He is. Yeah, there you go.

He's walking up a hill. So he's walking up a hill. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. Yeah. If he's at an incline, that's the way to do it. And so, that's a staple for you. Yeah. What do you grab in any chant? Take it easy. Take it easy. 120s. You grab 120s. Yeah. 120s. 120s. One 20s. One 20s. Ask Lauren Lando. It's a lot of ways. Ask Lauren who has the record. Well, I heard from Lauren Landau maybe that you did farmers carry.

I'm remembering this now. I heard that you were working out with the Denver Broncos. Yep. That's an NFL football team. He was a strength coach for the Denver Broncos. He was the strength coach for the Denver Broncos. You were fighting. You, you, you, they did farmers carry.

Competition. It was a competition. So you could carry. And they're in the same time as me. How much weight was it? I think you're 110 110 pounds you were a 27 27 year old athlete at the time

at least yeah okay 28 27 28 and I hear the rumor is that you you farmer carried against the line defense and offense defense offense lineman yeah big boys and there was a winner in that group

that winner was initially are BS live. Yes, BS live. Right? Now, I'm not saying bullshit live, I'm saying Brendan Schaub live. And it wasn't close.

And it wasn't close. But then also, I have a question. Hold on the UFC at the time, so it's a lot of grappling. It's not just that. I'm going to say another thing. I will say that when you play professional football,

your endurance is not that of a USC fighters because you're training differently. Usually NFL football players are not going to beat you. in a circuit training thing. No. They just don't, it's not what they train for, right?

But those linemen should have good, that should be in their endurance. Because think about, offense, it's all hands, it's all hands. And they're also, that's why they break their fingers.

They're also, they're monsters. They're monsters. I was the only one probably under 290. Yeah. Big cats. But you got yourself some bam-bam strength.

Thin, I've always been disappointed in the thinness and shortness of your fingers, but big palms. Big palms. Your fingers have always... Polar Bear.

They've always made me a little depressed. You'd like Tiger's hands. Yeah, he's got mitts. Kids got mitts, and his hips are a little wider than mine. You got a baby Simone on your hands. We're doing tackle football. Just like hard tackle football. It's a hundred, it's hot out there.

And he's defense vending, blows past kid, lights up the running back, but the running back shoe goes, zoink, right in his eye, cleat right in the eye. Oh, no. He's 10. So he started crying. I get down the ground. And it's so hot out.

And he's not getting a lot of rest. So you got to boot in your eye and it's a thousand degrees. And he's crying. He's like, Ron, I go, are you injured or you hurt teeth? Well,

I got to clean my guy. I know. I saw it. I know. That sucks. Are you injured or you hurt you think? And he goes, ah,

I go, look up. And he's like this. And he looks. I go, okay, so we can see. So you can see. You get a little scrape across you.

There's no blood. I think you're good. I go, Do you think you're good? Or do you want to go rest on the sidelines and let everybody down? He's like, no, no pressure from dad. I'm good. I'm good.

They just got to tough it out. Now, there's other kids. You'll get a bruise on the forum and something. They're out the entire practice. They're out the entire practice. Because of rules and regulations, I can't do much. Really? I'm cut from old school, man.

Yeah. Cut from old school. Now, I can do it because my kid, but when it's somebody else, all right, buddy, go go the sideline, get some water, man. die. Different world. Liability shit. Bullshit.

Different world now. Yeah. Different world. So frustrating. Yeah. It's not good. Life is a kick in the nuts. I want your kid to face adversity and get through it?

Are you just cool with him? You're cool sitting there? The one thing we all know is we get older is everybody will face adversity. Not only will you face adversity, you'll get kicked in the nuts. You'll get destroyed. And then there will be no one there. You have to figure out a way to, when you get that boot in your eye,

you're going to have to carry on and keep... Keep producing. That's part of it. Ging it, it's just figuring out. It's just figuring out. Yeah. That's why sports are, I think, so important

for kids, not about being a champion. Slashy tackle football. It's tough. Wrestling. Any of those contact sports? It's tough, man. It's tough. Dude, I've been watching

Cape Fair? Oh, yeah. You remember the original one? I love the original. Sure, do. Sure, do. With Robert De Niro, and he takes shirt off, he has all those tats. Uh-huh.

So now it's a different, dude. Is Juliette Lewis in that? She is. She's the sister. She came up to me at the airport and was like, really sweet. In the mask from the show? No, she just came up to me in the airport. She's a cutie pie.

Yeah. Javier, uh, wow. So he's, he plays Robert De Niro, the crazy guy. Wow. Dude, he's so good in it. He's so good. Uh, not really a spoiler, but you'll, learn Amy Adams the whole narrative bit of a whore bit of a whore a bit of a horror oh so we got

some you're like buddy the fuck I thought you was supposed to be like this good character bit bit of how is Javier Barden oh he knows how to play a psychopath oh he's good I got to watch this you'll love it it's so well done it's this and Martin Scorsese and um who's other is a producer on it yeah Scorsese yeah but it has a similar soundtrack to the originally Bump, boom, dude. It gives you that old school vibe. It's so well done. Yeah.

He messes their family up so bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at that. Produced by Steven Spielberg and Martin Scorsese. Oh, wow, that's, yeah. Big boys. Big boys. Yeah.

But I watch it, you know, I'm on my episodes deep. I'm like, oh, she's a raging horror. That's the stem of all the issues. This is, what are we doing here? Really? She wouldn't have any of these issues if she wasn't getting cream pop. Real. real slut.

You slut. Really? Slot. She's a, she's an attorney's, turbo slut. Wow. I look at my wife,

I'm like, oh, there's not even a show if she's not a turbo slut. Yeah. Yeah. But they kind of don't all live to it. Have you ever been in a situation

as a man? And I know the answer, but where someone is married, you kind of know the husband, not that well. He's a bit of a beta, and then you're getting. You're getting.

You and Gary? What are you talking about? No, I know. We'll get to that, cuck. I'm not talking about him. Buddy, he's pushing me off the fan base. Okay, you got to still stay on the Ian Gary train. God.

He's a complicated guy. He's an absolute killer. He's the zestiest fighter of all time. He's just being a little zesty, Bubba. Oh, come on. Don't be such a conservative. Let him be a little zesty. All right, hold on.

Let me calm you down. Yeah, sorry. But, yeah. And you'll have. a woman do this she's with her husband and then you're in a position of you might be on a TV show you might be doing something and she'll go it's good to see you yeah and you go you know she's thinking oh yeah yeah you ain't happy at home yeah you're thinking about cock yeah and then you got to feel that you got to deal with that yeah you know celebrities athletes powerful men like i'm not

putting myself in any of those categories. They deal with that shit probably 24-7. Yeah. I was with Derek Jeter. I would tell you that story. And this smoke show with a giant diamond on her finger. Smoke show. Like, you look at our idea like, well, you know. Hey, can we be honest about Derek Jeter? Yeah. Not that handsome. Well, but I got, okay. I know he's, I know he's I love him. I love you. I love you. Take all that away. Like that's a basic ass. With no game. He's standing there. He's in a casualty sweater. And she is. And she is. I know. is literally just clearly saying to him, you can have sex with me. I was right there. She's basically flirting with him and everything else and he's just kind of looking at her. He deals with

this all the time. The thing about him, Bubba, is that he's got big eyes. He's got a strong jaw. He's every bit of six two. Don't go to when he's young chin. Go go to like a... He might be six three. I took him in. You know, I take guys in. He was with Will Ferrell. Will's probably about six to six, six, almost six three. And Derek was every bit as tall. Yeah, like go to that first one, chin. you're all right very basic he's he girls have my my girlfriend at the time shortstop for the goddamn new york yet but it's also his look my girlfriend didn't know anything about baseball she saw him why this is when i was probably 33 she sees him he's up at bat and she said all i remember she goes

it was like i think world serious there she goes is he uh is he a heart throb or something that's what she said i went well there it is yeah he is yeah not really though i mean i agree with real dicksman I thought he was that good looking. Real gunslinger. But look at him there. Never got married, right? Still not married? Or is he married now?

I think he's married now. Nortlessly known for after putting it up with girls would send him away in a limo and give him a signed baseball and a gift bag. Gift basket, yeah. Pretty cool.

You walk in a girl's room and there's a sign Derek Jeterball. It's a little buddy. Yeah. Yeah, he's married. Okay. In 2016. They have children.

Four children. Four children. Okay. Have you seen Hannah Davis? All right. Bring her up, Chen for Brian's research purposes. Oh, boy.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's Derek Jeter. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like, he's out kicking his coverage. Somebody broke through. And it's Hannah Davis.

All the women in New York. At some point, he has to. At some point, he went through. Have you ever seen the lineup of his, his, it's crazy?

It's crazy. It's a crazy lineup ever. It's one of them. I got signed balls. And there are girls also that we don't know about. Oh, way too big.

There's shit. going on, man. That fucking guy didn't run. He did it. Has anyone done more with less? I mean, I don't get it. Bubba. He's El Capitan of the Yankees.

One of the greats, crazy wealthy. But look at that picture. Double chin. Six foot two. Kashmir sweaters. Not a hulking of a man, you know? But girls are into, girls are into that. He's under 200.

No, no. No, he's not. He's about 205. No, not when he played. Bring up Derek cheer playing with you. I bet he was one, 180 something.

He was surprisingly bigger than I thought. Like in terms of just, yeah. I've seen him at the S-Piece. 195, okay. Victim weight. Yeah. Victim weight. No, please.

That's fine. Hey, please, please. He's 6-3-195. Please don't say that. And he got to the league out 156 pounds. He did? Yep. Started around 156 in the Scronny minor league.

Wow. Occasionally dropped close to 185 during the summer. Yeah. Yeah. But can you necessarily? 6-3, probably closer to 6-2. Probably 6-2, about 190. Yeah.

Victim. That's fine. No. No, don't say. I like a hulking of a man. No, no, no. Balletic. Balletic in his play.

Jumping in the air, always calm. He was Mr. Clutch. He was Mr. Clutch. He was Mr. Clutch. Overrated. Let's take a little break here. You know that moment when you text your whole team? Did anybody follow up with that guy?

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overrated man here I'm not Derek Jeter hater yeah but you're dancing on like overrated ground huh yeah not my favorite

but man you know more about baseball so I can't really yeah but I did watch him play a lot yeah yeah he know he's working good yeah he's good I just saying I don't with I never got it Alex Rodriguez, on the other hand. Arod, I get. I saw him during the height.

He looked like he dipped in gold. Dude, I was at dinner with Rogan in Vegas. Bring up young. We're there for some function. But being him, we're in Vegas, Enat Strip Steakhouse. And A. Rod walked in. And this is the height of his, like, PD stuff. He was like the most hated man in America.

This dude, three bitches at the bar didn't give a flying. He's got, like, I think he's got like, haze. eyes or some shit. Top four most talented of all time? Look at his lips. Look at his lips. Like, they called him purple lips. Like, just stop.

They didn't call him that. Top four of all time? No one calls him purple lips. Kind of racist, right? No, so many, my friend called him that. My friend goes, you with your purple lips. He goes, fucking can't, you're not even clutch. They'd always get mad at him at the playoffs.

Look at his face. Purple lips. Look at his face. Every bit of 235. I remember, I saw him golfing. Big cat. Big cat. Big cat.

I told you, me and Ricker at the strip club and Rungas. You imagine being that guy? People hate him. I go, I don't think he cares. No. Just three of dimes at the bar.

Yeah. Eating Flaming Young. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, zesty. Where's Ilya in that? They're the boys. Okay. Yeah, A-Rod.

I mean, top four or five most talented all time? Yes. Godfather to Patrick Mahomes. Told him not to pursue football. and pursue baseball. Really? Very cool. I'm going to be one of the greatest fault time.

Shut your trap. Wow. Yeah, you're trying to talk about. I get it, though. I get it. Like, you don't have to deal

with all the injuries all the time. I can 1,000% get it. Yeah. I feel like baseball would be easier in a lot of ways. Tougher to make it. Tougher to make it. Tougher to make it.

Long season. Odds or less. A lot more people playing baseball. Yeah. Everybody's one in time. That picture is terrible. No one's really in shape. Terrible.

Terrible picture. Terrible picture. Shitty. Shitty. chains on yeah terrible picture genuinely nobody's bodyed up yeah everyone's pretty basic because that's baseball basically fuck all great at baseball though yes there we go that's the DA run now we got some tits on them yeah that's right that's right right right no doubt that might be him though a little older when he was uh he's clearly amputees in that but again doesn't take away from his hard work still

gifted is all get out One of the best ever do it. The best, I'll tell you who I, my number one, there it is. I mean, come on. Stop. Stop already. I'll tell you who my number one most handsome baseball player is of all time. And I've seen them a couple times in person.

Hold on. Don't tell me. I mean, and you should get this. Retired? Yeah. The most handsome of all time. If you really think about it, if you really, if I got a gun to your head, the best looking man.

And I'm gonna go, let me. Black or white? Latina? I'm not even gonna say, you should know this. And if you saw him with your girl, you would go, you die inside and you would go, I understand. I understand.

Baseball player? Baseball player. Handsome? I know who Brian's talking about. Brash. Handsome doesn't give a fuck. One of the first guys did not give a fuck.

Rocker? John Rocker? No. Like that. I like that, but no. Telt it like it is. I thought we're doing deep cut. Six foot everything.

Six foot everything. Yeah. What position? Pitcher? No. Give me a hint, dude. Give me a hint. I'm going to guess that.

I'm not going to say the name. Is he Latina? You're one of your buddies in the industry dated his daughter. That's what I'm thinking. He's got some hair. He's got a real main. Real Maine. What the fuck, too?

We're talking about here? Your buddy's name is Mike. I'll just say that much. What the fuck are we talking about? Maybe we're on the wrong page, but I'm so out to luncheon. I have exactly. Who is it?

When I say it, you'll get it. Jose Canseco. Yep, that's okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, buddy. Dime of all, dime. The Bass brother and Mark McGuire back in the day, too, nothing to shed a tear at either.

Yeah, but Mark was more of a kind of a reddish. Yeah, yeah. Bring up, look at, look at, yeah, he's red- I mean, come on. come on yeah hoza can see it with a long hair yeah and just so tall and so handsome oh oh i mean top five of all times yeah it's so look at it i mean go go i mean what are we talking about go ahead right there click on that i mean what the fuck are we talking about he's he was such a freak

such a freak uh you know there's nothing to i mean his body's not great but his face pretty good manny machado he's hated but man mitchado having a terrible season man mitchado not bad. Yeah, but he's yeah, but not, not. Set of teeth on him. Not Jose Canseco, man. No, he's not, is he? That's a bad, that's a bad call. That's a bad call. Yeah. I was a bad call. He looks like shit.

A bad call. Oh boy. That bad call. Yeah, that's a, I don't know. Type in top, 10, those handsome guys there. There's some other guys like Bobby Witt Jr. Barry Zito. Barry Zito. Barry Zito. Bobby Wood Jr. Pretty handsome. Who? Bobby Witt Jr.

I don't know. Oh, Bryce Harper's up there. Otani's, to me, Otoni's cute. O'Otani's cute. Yeah. O'Tani's like, Mm-hmm. Yeah, I agree.

But he can't fucking slang that thing. Absolutely, but you can't. No. Cody Bellinger. Yes, yes. Cody Billinger. Christian Yelich. Kiki Hernandez.

Kiki's my boy. I guess. Kiki gets a little zesty. The guy on those Yankees who looked like Superman. I can't remember his name. Cody Bellinger, he's all right. I mean, but I'm talking. He's on Jeter's level, though.

You got it, yeah, exactly. You got it, you got, I'm talking. If he, if he comes to Jose Canseco, he's got, he's probably got the pay, he's got the prize. Buddy, buddy. Yeah, Jose probably, I can't believe how tall he is. Type in a all time, shit. Oh, here we go. Oh, all time.

We go all time. Oh, yeah, Tani is like, he's so good. You're like, yeah, yeah. He just doesn't make the cut though ultimately. You know what it is? Otani has the baby fat on his face. He's cute. Yeah.

If you're picking a man out of a catalog. Otani, cute. Right. You're cute. Bryce Harper is stuff. Bright Sarb. Yeah, I got you on that. Yeah, he's a cutie pie.

Number one, Jake? Jake Ariata. Okay, I don't know. It's okay. You get a basic white boy? Yeah. All right, Brett Lowry. All right, Brett.

All right, Brad. Damn, don't hurt him, Daddy. Besides more. I don't know. Oh, I guess. God, who made this list? Cosmopolitan. David. Fuck you. What are we talking? Fuck you, Cosmo Fulton.

I like him, but what are we talking about? Great player, but buddy. I mean, what are we talking about? Lance McCullors? You know, all right. Keep going. I mean, I don't know what we're doing here. I'd have to see different pictures, but

this is a bullshit list. Oh, Mike Trout. Yeah, he's cute. He's a cutie pie. Yeah, he's cute. Cutty pie. Thick neck. Joe Maurer.

That's a white boy, basic white boy. Basic white boy. Basic white boy. A rod 10. Ray Rat Tanya, of course. Big poppy over him? This list is irrelevant. Yeah, this is really hard.

Yeah, big pop in there with big titty. Yeah, Danny Valencia. What are we talking about here? No. This guy really gay, dude. A little gay. A little zesty. Little Ian Machado.

So Ian now is a spokesman for PETA? Worst PR team I've ever seen. I don't get it. Is it like a troll job at this point? It feels like. How soft can I lean? feels like it's a troll joke or was his wife like hey hey man let's let's go all out here like i i love animals just do i'm going to reach out to pita because you know i've been game a hot second

i don't know a single ufc manager that would reach out to pita not that anything's wrong with pita it's just not really there is something wrong because they're fanatics and they believe that you should free all the sheep and chickens my mom's in pita now but i hear you yeah yeah i hear you i hear you i hear it's a little For a UFC fighter, it's just very straight. Like, to him, he's like, how soft can we go? Like, are you going to get a muliter? And be a vegetarian, too. I mean, it doesn't.

Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, yeah. A lot of strength coaches, I was giving him benefit for the, oh, Matt, maybe he'll do well. He's can get destroyed. I'm, I'm out. Really? I'm out. I'm out. He's going to get destroyed.

Because he's, because, because a Dagestani goat meat eating, a a Dagestani man who probably hunts his own food. Yeah. He's a meat eater. Yeah, I mean, can you imagine Ian Gary being champ and doing the shit? It's not going to get better. Yeah, it's a strange thing. Now, if he beats him.

You try to normalizing and tuck in the stick between his legs. Like, we can't have it. Can't have it. That's a strange thing. He's like the third UFC fighter, right? Okay, so he's been a vegetarian for a long time then. Five years ago. I mean, if it's working for him, it's working for him.

You guys want to watch a commercial? Yeah, let me see what the video is. Oh, this is the video to promote it? Every fighter wants to be the best. For me, it starts with what I put in my body. Before I was plant-based, I was strong. But now, I'm on another level. Because strength isn't just power.

It's clarity. Endurance, discipline. I recover faster. That's not true. You need real pro-being. is what peak performance feels like. My body works better. My mind is locked in.

I am not just fighting opponents. I'm fighting limits. To be the best version of me and the best... You're fighting stereotypes, Bubba. And you're losing 10-8. This is the future. Fuck you.

The future is power by plants. The fuck it is. That's, he is first team all zesty. I cannot root for him. I glazed him for years. I'm out. You know what? That broke, that was a straw that broke the camel's back.

I'm out. I can't carry this zesty man anymore. I'm the camel that gave up. No, you got it. I'm out. Islam's going to beat the brakes off him, and then he's going to start eating meat and like, oh, my, I listen to my wife. Watch.

Watch. His arm's going to have his handsful. We'll see. If Islam tries to try to stand and trade with him, he's going to get, Why would his Zahom do that? Why would his Zom do that? His L'I'm too smart. Well, I think if I'm in Machado's Gary's camp and I should be, I would tell him,

I want you to front kick the fuck out of his face. Yeah. Kick him right in the goddamn chin. Yep. Because his Zlom's never seen that before. Not for me in Machado Gary. That's a long leg. Big.

I'm out. I'm out. Him throwing those vegan up kicks. I'm out. Pop, pop, bobs. Zesty up kicks. Long. noodle arms, shoo, all that energy in his face,

I'm out. I'm out. Them zesty up kicks, I'm out. What does Islam do? Just grab his leg? Whatever he wants. What do you mean? Whatever he wants. Really? You got Islam 100% on this? I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

If you weren't out, if he was a meat-eating guy who actually believed that a man should be a man with, well, a traditional man in the household. Yep. But he's not. So I can't. Who is your, what, what, Islam's going to submit it under three. Under three. Under three.

Under three. Minutes or under three rounds. I'm out. Hard to deal with Islam, keep them off you. Very tough. Especially against the cage, closes distance. And Brendan Allen, who trained with Ian was like, I've grappled with him. He's like, hopefully he's gotten a lot better.

He's like, because I'm not, I'm not Islam. And I had my way with him. who's brennan allen uh top six you want to wait in the world yeah uh i'm out i'm out i just too i just can't it's too zesty it's too zesty for me i you know i like to dabble in zesty and have phone i'm out i'm out i'm out it's gonna be good he saw what ilia tippur was doing in that zesty-assie club he said i'll match you said hold my plant let me show you this yeah because i'm signing with Pita. Yeah.

Women should run the world. Mm-hmm. And I'm with Pita. Can't have his champ. We can't have him. I can't have it. I cannot have that guy as your champ. I think that to your point,

I think someone is telling him to do this stuff, right? Yeah, I think he's bringing brainluck. You got to watch Cape Fair because it seems like his wife is giving him whatever the Cape Fear guy was giving the kids where he can like kind of mold them into how you want. It has to be what's going on. There's no way you're that soft. She's older than he is. She's probably very.

smart. Yeah. And she's, was she a lawyer or something? What was she? Uh, no. Um, and she wrote a book on how to be a wag, right? Okay. So there's a pretty ambitious, intelligent woman. She was like a sideline reporter, sports reporter. She was. Yeah. She wrote a book on how to get a athlete. Did you know this? I didn't know that. These are facts. Uh, wow. I find it very attractive. I'll be honest with you. I know, you're a fan of her. She's a... She's absolutely ruining his career. British television

presenter, sports broadcast journalist, digital content at her. Wow. I'll tell you what, he's probably going to retire with a lot of money. As long as they're happy. Yeah, and I think he's going to retire with a lot of money. Because she's always thinking. He'd have to win this one to get a lot

of money. Yeah, I just mean the way of Victoria's Beckham did with David Beckham. You're talking about one of the top five greatest football players in the world? Well, he actually wasn't. He wasn't top five, but he was, but he was, but he was, but he was, but he was, but he was, but he was, he was, incredibly popular. You're being in a much out of gay now. If you think his wife

had anything to do with his success on that fucking soccer field, I'm going to up kick you with the most zesty fucking toe. She kept him, she kept him, she kept him relevant though. He was, he was, he said, you girls love you. I'm going to Get the fuck out of here. He's this dime piece. No, I know. I watched the doc too. I saw the dock.

I saw it. I saw it. Could be in a cuck. I saw it. But she's got a fashion empire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I wonder why. She's married to one of the most famous.

She got herself on the spice girls. Yeah, yeah, sure. Do you want to be my lover? That was good for three years. David Beckham? She stayed relevant. She stayed relevant. Well, yeah, because her husband's the biggest face of English soccer.

She's kind of the engine there. is real Ian Machado Gagin? He's not. And I knew you would like him. It's fine. You know what? Man, I hate Ian Gary now.

Yeah. I was on the, I was on, I was all, I'm on the fence. I'm not on the fence. Now, I'm so off the fence and I'm pissing on the other side of the fence.

That's where I'm at. Please, just take it easy, dude. It's just, he just believes women should run the world, and he believes that animals should be safe. And I, I bet you his next move.

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it's bad, but he loses in a very close fight. Now we got something to talk about. Yeah. Right. And I don't think Islam has too many fights left, so maybe he's champ once Islam leaves. Do you think he doesn't? Islam?

No. Really? There's two more. Why? It's just their style. They just get exhausted with it? No. They're smart.

They make all the money, and they're like, we're good. In Dagestown, I got whatever, 500 fucking acres, I got 70 goats. I got my fucking old school Toyota. I'm good. Not guts. Okay.

No, they have goats. Right, mountain people. They're poor, but don't say I have 70 guns. Don't they have a ton of goats, dude? Look it up. Oh, God, you're so racist. Look it up. That's not racist.

That's their fucking shit, man. I know, but he's not. Like, if he's a farmer, he's not telling us. I got 70 goats. They're bawling out there. That's a sign of wealth out there, you schmuck? Yeah. Yes, it's very common.

Yes. Dagestandusans. Yes. Small rule tradition. Right. Animal husbandry is deeply embedded in the mountains of foothills of Yes. He's...

He's... He'll probably retire in Dubai. You know. You know what I'm saying, though? Yeah, I do. I do. What do you think he's got in the bank? Islam?

Yeah. I don't know. A ton of money. Really? They take care of them too out there. Yeah. Him and Khabi are set. There is with the goat.

Stote. Stote. That's like me with my Ellis Hummer. He's stoked. Just different world, dude. Different culture. Look at that goat. They'll say stoked, bro, come on.

Stoke. Showing it off like I show off a car. Stoked. Look at that. Look at it, bawling. They're bawling out there. A lot of little ruminants. A lot of little goats.

Aw. Look at the baby lion. Sheep, goats. Aw, look it. Do MTV cribs there. That would be sick. They're crushing out there, man. Simple life.

Good for them. Doesn't seem like there are big people. No. Right? Just tough as all get out. Yeah, tough as all get out. Ride horse. is like a motherfucker.

Yeah. Islam work on his farm. So he has acres. I'm pretty, uh, was it who's it? Did Putin give Khabi? Like he has,

like bring up how much land Khabib has. He's a ton. But then he got in trouble with taxes or something and he had to go to. So they're saying it to fled to Dubai. What goes on with, uh, with Ilya do we, who is,

what's next for Eiliya? Patty Pimelitin. So there you go. UFC D. D. Stated that Russian president, uh, Putin gave Kibibb and his father about 20 million.

worth of property and land in Russia. Yeah. After Khabib beat Connor. Okay. He owns personal residential property in Dubai and in Dagestan. They're crashing it. Wow.

They get land and they take care of their champs out there. Yeah, he's awesome. America, we just don't take care of them. Kabib got out in a very smart way. Yeah, it's wild. It really is. What else you got, Jansder? Let's start with.

Now let's start with this guy. No, start with Perez Hilton. Have you seen this? No. Now we can't bring up. Oh, that video is great. We can't bring up too much of it because he get flagged. You know Perez Hilton, right?

I do. I've met him. Go to the picture so we can get Brian some visual on this. Self-mutilation on a live stream. He was cutting, I'm pretty sure his face, his body, and his genitals. Oh, no. So clearly a mental breakdown. Play this video chin because this guy.

Everybody. So this is the first time I've ever made a video like this. And I did this way because I wanted to try to show respect to this individual's family, as this is an ongoing situation. Essentially, recently over the last hour or so, a very disturbing video has dropped of celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. It's various videos that have come out. I have every intention generally of trying to show these videos.

I just couldn't bring myself to put this one out. Obviously, this individual is going through a very, very concerning psychiatric episode. Crazy. And just trust me on this, it's not worth seeing. As someone who's watched pretty much every bad video that's ever come out, this one was incredibly hard to get through. And I actually just can't post it. I can't bring myself to do it.

I just can't. But I wanted to let you know that this is an ongoing situation. Someone sent me in a group chat that. I'm not watching that. I'm not starting my day off watching out. I don't watch that. Apparently he's cutting, you know, his body and his face. And he's right.

At a respect for him and his family to see somebody at the lowest point of their life having a mental breakdown. I don't want to watch it. I don't want to see you go through that, you know. I wonder what's going on. He spent a lot of time in his life, this guy, kind of tearing people down, right? And then he had, he almost died, then he realized that this was the wrong way to go. I had met him a couple times, actually. I did some stuff with, on the same kind of like, I don't remember where it was, but he was very shy.

I said, hey, how you doing? He goes, oh, hi, you know, kind of. Like, he looked at me like I was one of those guys used to beat him up in high school or something, you know, and I'm. Well, he's probably pretty insecure because he shits on celebrities. Very insecure. He's in that event. He's probably like, oh, fuck, everybody hates me. That's the way he makes a living.

But this is also a dead end, isn't it? Like, all these people that spend their time, shit. shitting on other people and they make a career. It's not a great way to, it's hard to sustain that forever because it's at the end of the day, negative. So he's obviously going through some shit. I feel bad.

That's just a mental. It's a breakdown. He had a major breakdown. When you're cutting yourself and you hate yourself that much, something's like. Let me see the comic spin? Well, that's right.

If this happened to any other celebrity in 2008, he would have had a field day on his blog. Yeah. But he still deserves compassion. He deserves compassion. He goes compassion for him when he gave none to others. I hope he heals, yeah. Yeah, it's true. You got to give him compassion.

It doesn't matter. Yeah. I guess like if this was any other slab in 2008, that dude would have gone wild on his blog about it. Yeah, that's how he made money. But he knows that too. And that's part of probably what's going on.

You know, it still means you still have to have compassion for somebody. You still have to kind of go, oh, that's probably why he was going shitty. He was, he hates himself, cutting himself up like that.

Damn, bro. I don't know. Did you happen to see it? I feel like you'd watch some of that shit. No, I just, I told you I saw that, that same guy, that video. I can't see it. Damn, naked. Yeah, just the still shot of him all bloodied.

Yep. I'm pretty sure he has three kids. I don't think so. I think he's gay. He has kids, part, adopted. Oh, you chauvinist pig. You think a gay man can't have got kids? No, I don't, but, uh, he's three kids.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. No, you did. I'm single father to three children. Mm-hmm. Okay. Probably going to lose those kids. Oh, God, those poor kids. Man.

Isn't that crazy? I don't know how you help that. I don't know. I mean, that's above my pay grade. Yeah, I don't either, man. I really don't. I don't know what you do. He just needs help.

We have professionals that can help you, you know. I hope he gets help. For the sake of him. Medication? What's that? Medication? Yeah, I think everything. I think this is, I think like, I mean, you can get spiritual about this shit.

I think that it's a come to Jesus moment, man. It's like you realize your entire life has been built on, what's that saying? What's that saying when you build your entire life on bad wood, God's fire feels like hell because it all burns away. Yeah, love is, who knows, this might be mean. You could karma too. Like you built your entire bank account. As Jordan Pearson says, you get away with nothing in life.

Yeah, but you built your entire bank account on shitting on people, bringing people down. Okay, Bubba, time to pay the Piper. Piper has to be paid. Yep. And that's a severe thing. What's funny is that you don't see or want to see this. You don't, nobody. No, I don't want that to happen to them.

You're like, oh, man, you were going, you were, you were in pain. The reason you did all that anyway was because you were in pain, right? Like, you've always been in pain. It's always sucked being you. And the only way you knew how to deal with it was tear other people down. and now you now you had your break you had your break yeah also gay man obviously not attractive you know yeah it's probably a tough gig yeah when you have no love in your life like i you know that's what probably why you got famous democratic socialist of america want to get rid of the senate

want to get rid of the police all that if you look at them they're 96% of the democratic socialists the common basically so the communists are are white educated white college educated people most of whom are not very attractive. So says, Prez-Hilton moved to Miami took emotional toll before life soon. Well, Miami's got some beautiful people.

So, Brett Seltons moved from Las Vegas. Miami was meant to put his family first, but TMZ has learned that the major life change took emotional toll on before his alarming live stream. All right, keep going down, Chin. Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ

Perez moved primarily from his older mom. His family might don't care. Keep going. I wish I cared more about this. We're told Perez being, yep. Near death experience in March. He had sepsis, right?

Keep going down, yeah. Seems like that's pretty much it. He missed the life he had established in Vegas. I wonder what kind of daddy was. We're told having to rebuild his career and establish a new home base proved difficult. He doesn't drink or use drugs? Interesting.

What's his real name? There's dispatch audio. Well, let me hear that audio. Okay. Shout out to first responders who have to deal with this shit. Yeah, there's nothing there. What's the president? Hilton's real name.

Mario Armada. La Vendiera. Okay. Oh. What? It was a play on Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton. Especially in the early 2000. She was massive.

So I'm sure that was a good move. I remember it. Yeah. What are you in do? Yeah. Remember it. Want to go to this one now? Sure.

This is crazy. So for you just listen, it says, Dad poses his 11-year-old daughter on TikTok to lure alleged Bapist to his home to shoot him. Wow. So it says... Did he do it? Yeah.

Look, look, read it. So it said Diego Montoya Gonzalez, who's 20, that's the guy in the picture, was shot by dad in July after 11-year-old mother discovered a video on their daughter's phone that showed him sexually assaulting the girl at the Grove. The next day, Chandler pretended to be his daughter on TikTok

to get Montaio Gonzalez. us back to their home where he shot him twice. I'm all about the dad and I want to let the dad go and fuck this guy. I'm sure the judge is a little more lenient. Well, the guy's a monster who apparently recorded it on the girls. That's terrible. So he should die. Hopefully he has major complications the rest of his life.

Scumbag. That guy keeps going down to him. Any other news there? He'll take care of him. No. Let me see. Yeah, I assume the The judicial systems

You're a little more chill on this No, he's alive Yeah, he's alive. Yeah, it's a lot. Wow. Interesting. If I shot him in the legs or something. Didn't say trust that. That's what I think he did. What else got, Chinsder? Yeah, we saw this. Oh, I can't get enough

for this video. Why doesn't the, uh, why isn't the, the piggy run? It's dead. I don't think so. Yeah. I think he's just feeding him dead pigs. Yeah, it's dead. Oh, he killed him?

Dead pig. Oh, he shot. I see as it. They put a dead pig in there. That's a Komodo dragon. Yep. And is that thing going to swallow that pig? Yeah, I couldn't get enough for this video.

It's from the real Tarzan. Shout at the Real Tarzan. Someone here says that there's two different videos in this video. He's really going to swallow that thing? Face first. No. You're kidding. me.

Damn. Those things are fucking... See, that's a smaller pig right there. What's that? Still, though. Yeah, it's still impressive. Oh, my God. How do you even enjoy the meal?

You don't. You just swallow it whole. That's wild to me. God. Birds do that too. All reptiles. Isn't that crazy? Yes.

It's nuts. enough of that. Birds are the craziest, right, Brian? Yeah. Like, birds are freaking... Birds are not even sucking pigs like that, though. You watch birds, they'll swallow a huge fish. You ever see that? They can just keep... Fish are slimy, go down easy. This dude just swallowed a dry pig. Bird birds are out with everything else, too.

Mice, all kinds of stuff. Yeah, tiny miles. Show us an eagle or something, swallowing something huge. Blow your mind. Just type in that, right? Eagle swallow something huge. Yeah, sure. Sure. Swallowing snake.

Oh, my God. this one. Eagle grass full, they're brutal. They're fucking brutal, dude. They're just eating its head

while it's alive. They'll just start picking pieces off and eat like that while the things alive. They're rough. Oh, dude, grabbing a full-grown deer.

Yeah, we saw these before. Yeah, he drops them off. This bird decided it was hungry and it wanted to eat the biggest animal. That's a golden eagle

of Patagonia. Look at the shit. In the mountains. Fantastic stuff. I think this is an eagle. I'm not well-versed my birds, but I just love these beautiful creatures. It's a damn.

Snags it and just flies away with a... You're fucking kidding me? Probably a couple moons. Four out of five. All right. Well, I wish you got you. Well, this is... Oh, not that one.

Thoughts on this, Dana White's post. So recently someone died from the UFC. and Daniel White posted in memory of Alan Nassianento and then like an hour later I think it was or two hours later he posted this great day smoking a cigar I mean just bad timing I doubt he runs a social media account

so I assume the UFC media team posted the rest in peace thing and then he posted that they probably signed somebody or some shit like that It's just bad timing. It's not like you're celebrating this kid's death. No, no, no, of course not. But they said it was at the tone death. No, he only fought once in the UFC.

Okay. Yeah, it's just shitty timing. So this is a weird one. Mario Lopez posted this AI about him and his niece. And once people started commenting all this stuff, he took it down. It became a viral thing. So I'll just play a quick. I can't take her anywhere.

Oh my God, look at you! You're a mess, the mustard! Wait, why are people upset? You know what they're comparing it to. I think people are stupid, and I like Mario, so all good. Yeah, I mean, he's just being silly. He posts a lot of shit, too. I don't...

He's fine. That's on other people. He's not how you mean to do. Yeah, he's harmless. Yeah, I don't think... He goes to so many Dodgers games. Yeah. I'll save that one. Give me a sec.

I mean, it's better than them doing like one giant hot dog, I guess. The two makes it less sexual. Okay. Although I've seen them do it. Double fisting. And then rubbing it all. Okay. All right.

So this 21-year-old pilot, there's malfunction in a small plane. And so she had to land on the freeway. But we've seen this kind of stuff before, but this one's crazier. So I'll just play it. Yeah. Look how far she is from that. Middle of a Florida highway. Wow.

That's what they tell you to do, though. Was able to land this small aircraft, an interstate time. Yep. After reporting the plane had experienced mechanical problems. And Tyler? Good for her. All right, Brandon Miss Luffy.

Good. All right. Okay. All right. This one's also wild. Oh, this, was nuts. You see this? So in Russia

there's this drone fight, right? Going on? Drone fight? Like, because of Ukraine? They're just using drones on each other. To fight wars? But now the Russians are coming into Ukraine and just killing civilians randomly. They're a couple sadistic guys. Gives them an excuse.

They're just sadistic people. They just like to kill people. This guy's just selling fruit. This guy's just trying to sell fruit. And the fucking... So it started chasing down. And, you know, this is... is just shithead, some shithead, you know. Oh my God.

That's how they're killing each other. I thought the video was going to be them just, you know, messing with them. The guy survived, but Russia has been, I mean, Ukraine has been fucking crushing Russian infrastructure with those drones because we have really good drones now. That's terrible. Yeah, it is. Awful. Awful.

There's not much to describe this one. This is a bus. I guess someone wanted to get off and causing it. A stir and then this older guy takes care of it. What's that guy doing? He looks like he's drunk and trying to get off the bus. But hold on. You'll see. There's not much to go off of it, but you'll just see what this old man does. Who's drunk? The guy, the guy in the shirt.

Oh, that's not good. Oh, careful. God, I haven't seen a headbutter in a hot second. Hot second. That's pretty much it, but yeah, he didn't just headbutt him. He actually was on the ground and he launched his body to headbutter. I'll leave him Mark. It did. Leave a mark.

Headbutts good. All right. I'll show you this one now. Since Jonah Hill's been making the rounds on the internet that shows him doing some jiu-jitsu moves. This is a very quick one though. I love this.

This is old, though. I know. He's a white belt. It's not the most athletic fella. Yeah. Okay. And we've already seen Aaron Rogers. Ann Rogers, right?

He was trolling anyway. being silly. No, it wasn't. He's been serious. No, he's being serious. He's talking about he'd fuck people love? Yeah, he's being serious. He knows enough about Jiu-Jitsu.

No, I think he's dead serious. No, no, no, no. He's silly. He's silly. He's got a great sense of humor. This is on ESPN, by the way. Talk about your wife saying, hey, have another year. Mike McCarthy being here, obviously a big deal.

Can you tell us about the mindset of coming into your last season? Like, that's a real thing. It feels like, because is everything better? Is everything fun? is everything more awesome? Like, how do you kind of view this year? He was hard in the past. I'm going to plead the fifth.

Okay. Okay. Like that. Like that absolute coward, Tony. Like that absolute coward, Tony. Absolutely coward. Are it's back, baby. Are you kidding me?

Yeah. 111 times. You got to pardon and you're in front and you pleaded over a hundred times at the White House. What are you scared of, Tony? I thought you were the science. Yeah. I am science. And you get up there and he can't answer a question.

Yeah. What do we doing? And how much time did the network spend to that? How much time did they spend on my responses every week, on my vaccination status, on Taylor and Travis's wedding? Yeah! Did they do even a minute? Did they do even a minute on Tony Fauci? No, I don't think I've heard anything. I bet they didn't. But on that note. And there was another scandal in the off season, too, involving a voter for MVP, for coach of the year. How much time did your network spend? Did your network spend on that? I wish I'm going to describe that you're right to Fouchie. This is awesome. Go back to Fouchi. Yeah.

Go back to the coward Tony Fouchy in science. Who spent on the entire time writing in his diary about how fun it is to be famous. You got to be kidding me. Okay, so on that note, what are you going to say about me now? What are you going to say about me now? I got no debate here. You got a five hundred. No, seriously, what are they going to say about me now?

Now, now that you can't talk about the COVID stuff because obviously, It was made, you know, in a lab in China. That's like not even questionable anymore. Tony Fauci is an absolute criminal. I'm on, I'm on good terms of my family. I'm on good terms of my family. What are you going to say now? What are you going to say now?

What are you going to say now? It's been a fun ride for you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And it's nice to be sitting on this side now, especially I have that coward, played a fifth over a hundred times. Okay. I thought you had a pardon there.

Tony, why couldn't you answer one? I think how much shit and Roger's got. time. We're not getting back. What's that? Think how much shit Aaron Rodgers guy. ESPN ran the whole narrative. Same with so many athletes like my favorite Djokovic, all of them.

No one worse than Aaron Rogers. Literally for months the entire season. They just disparage, just slandered his name. Of course, I'm sure Jimmy Kimmel and all those guys do. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. Where are they at now?

Where are you at now? Is there any coverage of Fauci? Nothing. no of course not because the the the mainstream press and he's like losing credibility yeah erin keeps going uh he keeps talking about ESPN we have a very real culture war going on we always have but this is like you got straight up socialists people that believe that government should control everything that private property capitalism markets the senate uh that the police prisons all of that should be essentially restructured abolished changed okay

What is sketch, Hister? I'll just end on this. There's another sighting of a prince. Your energy today is too much for us. Prince Nassim Ahmed. Oh,

he's a fatty pants. It's just kind of wild how you got this big. It's just living life. Fat as a tick. Look at how fat he is. I love it. God. Pretty much it.

Super thick. I mean, thicky thick. Yeah. Probably weighs 100 pounds more than he. He looks like, He looks like he's that dude.

He has to be more than a hundred pounds. He looks like he's like 300 pounds. Literally. Just go to a picture when he's fighting. He was so small. He's tiny. Tiny. He's not a tall guy.

No, tiny guy. Short and round now. You should do then and now. Then and now. Hell of an athlete, though. Hell of a fighter. Yeah, he's tiny. Probably about 5.6.

He's just living life, man. 5, 5. Just live in life. All good. as long as he's happy. Five four. Five four. Yeah, he's a tiny, tiny fella.

Tiny fella. That's a tough one. Good for him. All right, dudes. We did it again, pal. Did it again, buddy. Urim and NB.N.N.B. New Bromfels, Texas, then Doral, Cal of Florida.

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