The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan & Brendan Debate The Work Ethic of a Navy Seal | TFATK Ep. 868 | TFATK Ep. 868

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

Brendan and Bryan discuss Jocko Willink's extreme ownership and talk LeBron James' record over Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, their new favorite TV shows including Taking The Stand, Jill Biden kissing Kamala Harris' husband on the lips, Bryan being offered to film his show in the Ukraine and much more! BetterHelp - This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/FIGHTER and get on your way to being your best self.

Yes we did, just we back at it again. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. This is really the fighter in the kid. Come on, man.

Oh, it's cool. This is cool, too. Let me explain something to you, everybody, who's young. Some days don't work out. That's what happens in life. It's called entropy. Let me explain something to you, OK? You're driving in your car. You want to get somewhere in life. You's called entropy. Let me explain something to you. Okay. You're driving in your car.

You want to get somewhere in life. You want to get somewhere. Okay. And then what happens is your car breaks down. Now you're in a rusting piece of machinery. And you still got to get the point A. You got to get the point A, but now you got a thousand ways

that could you get there at thousand things and get in your way. Asian drivers. Yes. So they say that, they say that, they say that negative say that they say that that negative emotion negative emotion it happens when your

goals are blocked and Pause of emotion means when you have a simple pathway to your desired goals man shut up. You know what I'm saying, dude And right now I hit you. now hold on our car broke down You know your car broke down my car is fine Our car broke down. You're supposed to pick me up and your car broke down So I got in mind and I still made it you told me to get the fiat and I said I don't know about these Italian cars And you said shut up like you just did I go but and you go shut up It was like when I said don't sprint without warming up you might pop your hand shut up, like you just did. And you go shut up. It was like when I said, don't sprint without warming up.

You might pop your hand, shut up. I blew both hands. Shut up and you blew both hands. And I didn't get put to point A. And I said, I don't wanna get in a fiat. You said, shut up. Just get it. And then I got in the car and then you're like,

ah, fuck, I'm gonna be broke down. That's what I'm gonna be. Yeah, I kinda. So what do we do now? What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna give you a copy of Draco's complete ownership. You gotta take complete ownership. You have to. You gotta copy of jaco's complete ownership you got to take complete ownership you have to you got to take complete on everything you're dodging

this right now you got your swiss have a guest on you game the wrong address right I didn't give anybody the right now you assume that they had the address yes because I want to slap your warm old mouth given them the address I, but complete ownership, right? Jocco, the missions broke down. You know, missions broke down. You know what the bottom is? You know what Jocco said? You can't do it all. That's the opposite of Jocco's work.

And you know what? I can't do it. I've read the book, I'm halfway through, I was reading on the brain. And he's right, a heart attack. You sound like the business man, because it was a businessman, and he was like this big time,

it's successful businessman, there's like a something miscommunication and he goes to him and he goes, so what's going on? He goes, I mean, I tell them what to do. It's just not getting done and he goes, okay, who's fault is that? He's like, well, it's Jerry's like, it's not.

Because who's in charge of Jerry? Yes. He's like me. He's like, okay, so Jerry's not doing it right. That's right. Who's it on? He's like, and the guy goes, Jerry's like, no, bad.

It's on you, because a jaco's like, so for instance, like the book starts off, he's like, he was on some mission and there's miscommunication and it was blue on blue fire,

which means friendly fire. They're shooting at each other because of miscommunication. And then the sergeants come in like, who's fucking fault is this? Who's fault is in front of all the troops? And jaco in his head, he was like, all right, well, this, there's a miscommun front of all the troops? And Jacco and his head, he was like,

all right, well, this, there's a miscommunication there. There's a million reasons why it messed up. And he just goes, and he's starting to get fired, lose the job, he goes, it's my fault. And they're like, what is it? It's my fault. I'm the guy who was in charge of this mission, and I didn't make sure that they had the information

to make sure that they realized there weren't friendly in there. It's on me. 100% not the... And you didn't get fired because they're like, holy shit, this is a badass, that's what you want. Nothing could be true. Read that book.

So what's it? Nothing could be true about taking extreme ownership. But you refuse to do it. And I know a lot. You're the business band of yours, it's Jerry's fault. I'm gonna take extreme ownership. And I, here's what I'm gonna do. You're the opposite of Jocco.

I just can't do it. I love that. I just, it's funny. Yeah, I just can't. I can't do it at all. And I can't even do a little of it sometimes. Like I'm just, like generally I suck at a lot of stuff. Like I'll try to do six things and I'm just like,

well, that fell apart. Three out of six go well. That's it. And you know, I love tennis, right? Yeah. And there are three guys in tennis that fell apart. Three out of six go well. That's it. And you know, I love tennis, right? Yeah. And there are three guys in tennis that never lose. Yeah. So everybody who plays tennis no matter how good they are, they're always.

You can lose. Yeah. You lose way more than you play. And then there are three guys that fight that the two greatest three, the greatest to ever live. Roger Federer. I'm fucking. Yeah, at all.

Rafa Nadal. And you see? And Joe, Joe, Joe, no back joke, bitch. I'm fucking it all raffin the doll and you see and joke Joe joke no back joke bitch They're so fucking good. Yeah, and when you see people playing them. They've trained they train They work so hard. They're six. Yeah, they're playing a hit them all and then somehow somehow even with a foot injury That fucking the doll comes back to to much better. They are at tennis than you. And you just see them, you see the best in the world, go like this.

The guys who number four ownership complete. And he goes like this because he just goes. Yeah, he goes like this. He's sitting in his chair like this and he's like, I couldn't. I took all the ownership. Yeah. I got it, but it's so funny. It's so funny.

I can't. It does work though. Like to a jockey is great. Like, you know, I have to run a business and when things mess up and you but it's so funny. That's a good thing. It's so funny. I can't. It does work though, like to a drunker's credit, like, you know, I have to run a business and when things mess up and you know it's not your fault, and you're dealing with, you know, whoever YouTube or Betpakes is, and they're like, what happened with this? And if you're just like, that's on me,

the team goes, oh, thank God, he took the brunt of it. It's his business, he takes the brunt of it. So the people feel better about it. Well, like stuff to do, Because if you know somebody fucked up, you wanna be like, no, I know. They do. I told you to post that last week, you're like, oh, I forgot.

If you'll, that's on me. Unpack it, unpack it. That's on me. Unpack it like this. It's on me. If the thumbnail suck, if the clip suck, if people aren't watching, there might be a thousand reasons.

At the end of the day, nobody out there cares. No. Nobody cares. Bottom line. What they don't, nobody cares. Bottom line. All that matters is are the numbers there and are people listening or watching or buying your product or whatever it might be. That's all that matters. Well, same with like me and Justin,

I've had a lot of time how you get calls from certain comics that tear into them when they don't sell tickets. I tell Justin, I'm like, I'm fine. I've never done that in my life. I tell Justin and I go, have ever done to you, you're one of the few comic fans.

I've never done that in my life. Ever were good and ever do, have ever done to you, you're one of the few comic fans. I've never done to you. Never were good in there. I go, if I'm banking on you promoting my shows, I'm already losing. I so just lined up for me, I handle the rest. I don't get mad at the club. I mean, if they misspelling my name or some shit, or if they have no, nope, like if the posters

are wrong, like from last year, that's just me being detailed, drives me nuts. My favorite. Or if I get there, it's rare, it hasn't happened last four years. If I get this as a Bren job, UFC, I'm like, what do you know? Yeah, my favorite family members and friends would be like, who aren't in the business?

They'd be like show business man, acting so unfair. It's just not fair. And it's like, it is fair. It might, it doesn't matter if it's fair. Nothing's fair, it doesn't matter. That has no relevance to anything. If you did, if I didn't make it as an actor,

it's my fault. Not either I wasn't good enough, didn't work hard enough, didn't work smart enough, whatever it is. Well, people blame it on, and Jocco talks about this in a book, like he talks about Hollywood, like people, I go out and make it,

because I didn't get this opportunity of this and this is this It's like yeah, I guess you can chalk up that sure although salty comics I'm not something for this reason this is like you listed every reason that doesn't include yourself You it's you the best part is you can be right and you're still wrong You're right all that shit's a great shit. That sucks like I never got the break had an idea He'd have an actor and the actor wasn't working and the actor things weren't going well. It's the greatest shit. Sure, that sucks. Like I never got the break. I had an actor. He'd have an actor. And the actor wasn't working and the actor, things weren't going well.

It's the same shit. And then he'd give them a critique. And the actor was usually smart and would come back with something. And the teacher would go, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, stop. You're gonna talk me out of my critique. You're gonna convince me that you're right. And either way, I didn't like that movie.

I didn't like it. You can tell me a thousand things, but I can't, you're gonna talk me out of my fucking critiqued. You're paying me to be right. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, it's definitely a skill set to, like, run it a combi being a boss,

like, make sure everyone's comfortable. But my phone doesn't work, dude. My phone isn't working. Is that, is that Apple's problem? Is that a Brian counter? It's fucking Apple. They jammed up the signal. See?

And I just hold my phone. Ask me, ask me like how I got the address wrong. How do you mess up the address? So big JD income. It's my phone. I guess my son. What? That's nothing to do with this, my baby.

Hey, maybe that's why it's not's not working drop in. I can't. I just can't. Yeah, follow through. And when I put the details, I push the whole day for 130 and then you messed up the address. I'm so glad I've worked on myself and I'm not lashing out physically anymore. Hey, I've taken steps of complete ownership of not being a serial killer. Are you taking a full kill? Are you taking a complete kill?

I wanna kill you. In a way, it might be, it's your fault too. Just half your show. My fuck, see, here we go. See, there you go, but it's funny. But see, I like funny, this is funny. No ownership. No ownership is hilarious.

Are you putting all ownership on me? This time, yes. But this is our show You it ran we have a guest oh guy who books guests and you went I got it I Hurt I hear you to go to ship a book in the guest. I took on Then you didn't use the guy that we paid a book the guest and they hit the wrong address check that night Why the fuck didn't you check on You know what? I'm halfway through Jocker's book. You're not there yet. You're ready? You're not there. You know what? You're ready? You're right.

That's on me. I should have made sure that you sent in the right address. We've only been over a year. Thank you. And that, hey, hey, and that address that Brian sent them was implied of this. I haven't been in six years. I have a set that I do you know what I didn't know that is It's my fault. I didn't send that out. Hey, it's on me. Hey big J. It's on It's on me hold on complete ownership. What is it complete ownership? Complete ownership. Are you Hopefully the only this extreme ownership? Is it is it? Oh, is it partial ownership or is it extreme ownership?

Is it is the book partial ownership? It's extreme ownership. Are you taking extreme ownership right now? Are you taking partial ownership? Is this your show extreme? Is this half your show? Someone said more why the fuck didn't you make sure that big J had our address? Because you were dealing with tax on personally, but it's my fault. It's on me. I'm glad you're fucking the book. I'm making proud, Jocco. It's on me, bro. The book is penetrating. Oh, it's working. Oh, I feel good about it, too. Oh, I feel good. Oh, thank you, Jocco. You know, I was in a class with Scientologists, so my class initially in acting class was a was a run by a Scientologist. No, it cracked.

I know. And the teachers were Scientologists and a lot of people in the class. Yeah, but you had nothing to do. So what's this? So if people were sick, if you were sick, it didn't matter what the disease was. Could be really serious, it could be whatever. Tell me, tell me, just cough and stuff.

Watch this. Oh, what's going on? I don't feel, I mean, I feel okay. It's just like, it's okay. Tell me tell me just cough and stuff watch this What's going on? I don't feel I mean, I feel okay. It's just okay. It might be allergy. I can't teach that what's going on It's going on in front of the whole class. Oh, this is a lot of a hundred people watch this way. Wait. What's going on? I feel a little You feel your feel why? I didn't see what you didn't sleep good. That's why you think you got sick. This is amazing. Are you, you think it's because you didn't sleep good? Are you going to tell me next there was a draft?

Hey, would they just, was there a draft? Would they never come back? Oh no, it was a, whoa, no watch this. This would go, it'd be so bad they'd go like this, they'd go. You think that's what causes sickness? I just want to know. Did you say, you didn't sleep long? That's what you do with it.

That's what it was. You know what, they're, They're taking extreme ownership of sickness. That's what they do. They go, what in your life is not congruent that is making you sick? No, in Scientology, their sign of dysphic is slapping. You know, that's why the Will Smith slap Chris Rock. I don't know that. Yeah.

Like, you know the guy, Scientologist, Will Smith is. Yeah, he says they are, but I'll look at you. You went like this. Mm-hmm. Because you weren't quite sure. Because I think they did announce that they, well, they, yeah, long denied allegations. They are members of everyone denies it. Hey, hey, hey, let's sign other in it.

No, hey, hey, be, hey, sure they're not. I mean, I've been to events, but I'm not a Scientology. Hey, sure they're not. I mean, I've been to events, but I'm not a Scientology. But one of the things in Scientology is they slap. So like, I promise that's the thing. So that guy who looked like Tom Cruise, remember the leader, which he was missing, his wife has been missing, he's missing now.

There's so many videos him slapping people. It's fantastic. Oh, Tom Cruise. No, the little small leader. Oh, David and his Gavin. He looks like Tom Cruise. Oh yeah. He was so angry. Oh Cruise yeah so angry but they slap they don't punch they slap nothing more disrespectful he's uh they need to fucking get the DS brothers in that bit they can't find uh he's missing because his wife is missing as well yeah well

they he's got a lot of people are trying to assume oh son told you goes when they go away and you know what, this goes back to taking complete ownership of making people miss. So they would say if you're sick, you are, it's a cop out. It's your fault. It's basically in the right spot. And the right.

Oh, dude, I was going to. It's a good way to live, right? It's a good way to live because the alternative is, if you're going to blame somebody for anything, what happens is it doesn't get done. Nothing gets done. I'm telling you, listen, I love Jocco, reading that book and I've tried to implement it

and I go, my bad, but even with at home, my life, like if Tiger has some issue, whatever, I have an issue with, my bad, that's on me. Because there's no, you take ownership and there's really, that's it. There's no already good. As long as you understand that. My bad, good. Yeah, so long as you understand that. My bad.

I fucked up. My bad. As long as you understand that. My bad. Here's the other thing. Bad things are gonna happen no matter what, okay? That's just how everybody's life is. That's nature.

Okay. Know that. Please know that bad things are gonna happen. Sometimes it can be really bad. What are you gonna do as a result of that? Just complain about it not taking ownership. It's gonna move them bald. I can't remember the book. There was a guy who got mugged, got the fuck beat result of that. Just complain about it not taking ownership. It's a fuck. It's a fucking move them ball. I can't remember the book.

There was a guy who got mugged, got the fuck beat out of him. He was in the hospital for three months in New York City. He wrote a letter. He wrote a book while he was in jail in bed. He wrote a book that ended up being a best seller. He wrote a letter in the New York Times thanking the mugger for fucking him up because he never would have been. Give him a different perspective.

Never would have written a book. And that mugger's like, I need 10% bitch. Lemons! To lemonade you fucks! Turning chicken, shitin' a chicken soup. Brennan February, I'm in Edmonton, Alberta. I'm at the comic strip February 23rd, 2021. Bring your coat.

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And then what about the lights? Yeah, that's why the maximum you can have that, you know, this is balls even fish life. If you turn, you know, when you go to aquariums, the lights are so bright all the time so you can see the fish. Yeah. They actually shorten the life of the fish. I bet. The maximum light they should have is six hours. Okay.

So I'll turn the lights on on dim when I leave, like I them home. If I want to watch them drink my coffee, chill, I've turned the lights on for me, 20 minutes, and then they're off. They keep you calm. But the more, oh, fish keep you calm. Nothing better. Right? Until that $200 flower head passed away this morning. He did. He was a little one, and I put him in a tank with a big Oscar and Oscar went, cool story. You $200, my man paid 200? Well, you got all these cool looking fins. I'm gonna try those out, because they look like Jolly Ranchers.

Oh, no. You Jolly Rancher, my tank. And I like Jolly Ranchers. And there's no year-old little guy, I'm not gonna hurt you. Oh, there's none of that. You don't realize how big of assholes fishes are. Fish kill fish, fish eat fish. Fish on fish crime, dude eat fish on fish crime dude

If fish on fish crime in my house the ocean right now That 50% of the fish out there having a terrible time every fish out there's having a bad time. That's why we every We have a friend I'll tell you I'm talking about I'm sure you can figure out when I go I got she goes I see you really in the fish. Oh yes, she goes those poor fish. I'm like Bumbin the ocean see how it goes. See how that goes. So they can dodge great whites and killer whales, bitch. Every other thing. Or she can just, or they can live with me

and I feed them every single day. Take care of them, I pet some of them, the ones that want to be petted. You dodge every fish, you dodge every fucking fish. Literally, you dodge every fish that is bigger than you. Did you see my octopus teacher? I can't believe you didn't see this. Your octopus teacher. It's on Netflix.

He's a guy who went swimming every day for a year. Oh, I thought you had a... Well, a teacher. No, but... I thought you had an octopus and you hired a teacher. I don't. That's not to that, but I'm fine now about it now. I don't have a...

I've been talking about fish things that people hate for. How many weeks? And you just let me know you have a teacher who... Did you have to take you to the octopus? No, I don't have a- I've been talking about fish things that people hate for how many weeks and you just let me know you have a teacher who teach you how to take care of the octopus. No, I don't. This guy- this is why he should never eat calamari. Every single day he would go into this frigid water in South Africa and hang out with this octopus. And all an octopus does is shape shift and try to stay alive. And he may be having an okay time during the day. The minute the sun goes down- No, it's down, all the sharks come out looking for you.

So he'd hide under shells. He'd bring his shells over his body and he'd be like, I'm not going to move. You're a whole life anxiety to the roof. Oh, forget it. And you die in a year anyway. My fish, like when I have this fish, fish, fish expert named Brian come over the house.

I go, all of them are getting along and goes, we do go to bed. And what do you mean, when you leave, turn out the lights? That's when it goes down. That's where it goes down. Oh, they know you're not watching. And when the lights go off, they get after it.

Because let's see if they survived tomorrow. Sure enough, like last time this little leopard sicklet, badass, aggressive, but he's smaller. There's some big, but he's a small one to think. He was the one that was, as my son said, swimming up, lie down, napping. Do you know what you would, you know what you would, you know what you would become addicted to?

And I mean, you have an addictive personality. Cock. Whatever you do, that bad, if you got it proper, if you got it proper. The proper cock in my mouth. You got it proper, yep. If you're watching your fish tank as somebody was breaking, like, and you had poppers for your nose,

because, and, Good happened, I'm relaxed. But the thing that you don't wanna do If you're watching your fish tank as somebody was breaking like and you had poppers for your nose because and could happen I'm relaxed, but the thing that you don't want to do is go don't go to Tahiti and scuba dive and Beyond the water for an hour breathing underwater and Swimming with schools in the most beautiful. It'll change your I did that as a kid I did that I stayed under so long that I they they were worried I was gonna get the bends I wouldn't come up. Yeah, but it's a different world everything moves in slow motion And you're like hopefully we'll see stuff. I saw everything everything I saw sharks. I saw huge man arrays

I I was in finding Nemo. Yeah, I was literally in finding Nemo you and I saw the Nemo fish You're a 50 year old man. We have Tahitiady underwater. It's called a clown fish, right? Yeah, you would lose your fucking mind. You would lose your mind. That's what I swam around in all day. That's what I did all day. Literally like that in that water. And there are no sharks.

You're just brown right there. See all those black tips? That's what I would do. Yeah, black tips on my skin. I swam, I did that exactly. I bet you she's right where I was with all those black tips. Yeah, that would be me. Look at that shit.

Yeah, that looks fantastic. I was right there. How tall do you think she is? She's a nine foot eight. That's a tall. She's a 10. Yeah. Now, I know you're a big sports guy.

Did you see LeBron James break the record last night? I did. Cream Abdul Jibbar used to have- Now, you know they hate each other. I didn't hate each other. Why would he hate Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? Kareem, because even LeBron cussed in his post-fight speech and Kareem hates all that stuff, they don't like each other.

And Wilk Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar because Kareem had to pass Wilk and Wilk showed up because he'd shown respect for it. Wilk and Kareem did not like each other. But Kareem and LeBron do not like each other, no. Kareem is very conservative. Creme up to El Jouba was a devout Muslim and all that, yeah. And so he done like when he was in the old school,

conservative, he's an old, close school. Now Lebron broke his record. Now here's the thing, those some caveats here. When Creme played, there's no three point. So he didn't, he had like one three point made because the rules changed. Lebron passed them, I think, in less than, he played like less games,

still passed him. So the argument now is like, who's the best of all time? And I was listening to all the experts who swore on there's that one, Chubby guy who's like the LeBron expert. He's like been hanging off his nuts since he's like 14. And he was just saying, he's like,

from, I think he said, from 1990, like two to 1999, there's never been a better basketball player on this planet planet or in sports than Michael Jordan. Thank you. And that was eight years. But as far as when we start watching when he's 14, till now, 25 years, as far as longevity,

a career in 25 years, there's never been a better athlete period than LeBron James over 25 years. He's right. He's like, so the argument that Mike joins the best of all time for sure. For those eight years, there's not better best of all playing on the planet, but as far as over time, it's LeBron.

And he's right. My question though, always to those guys is this. Who's Dick Speaker? If you had, I don't know about that, but if you had, MJ. Really? What I heard. We're gonna piece.

If you had LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, standing in front of you, and you had your first pick. Oh, Michael Jordan. It's Michael Jordan. It is, right? Michael Jordan, yeah. Who's next? Uh, it's me.

You see, that's what I mean, though. That's where you go, really, over Kobe? I don't know. it's fucking tough. It's weird. They're all fucking great, right? But that was my thing. They showed this what bothered me so much. I tweeted this.

They show a picture. So they show a picture when cream, or I think when Michael Jordan hit the game when shot over Russell against the jazz, they show him like his last shot, then show LeBron break in the record. When Jordan did that, whatever, 97, 98, there's not a phone inside.

Everyone's paying attention. And it's a bunch of white people. And you talk like this. They show LeBron. The entire audience is steering through their phone, except for one man. The man, the suit, sit on the court side. Know who that is?

Creme of Louis-Barre. No, no, no, no. He's sipping a big goal. Nope. Fill night for Nike. No shit. The billionaire sitting there not on his phone, just taking it in. Taking it in.

Everyone else? Even his kids. Even his kids. Oh, I posted. I said, man, I said, check out every single person in this arena witness historic greatness last night, dot, dot, dot, through their phone. Yeah, yeah, there you go.

You ever try to capture your child? Like when you're looking at your child, they're having an adorable moment, and you're like, I got to capture this, and you try to look through the lens. It doesn't, you miss it. Well, I tell my girl, like, we'll be at Disney, and I'll tell her, go.

These videos, like when they're little, like you take one or two, but don't act like you're, you know, like we've never been to just take it and store it here, because the kids don't, the cameras just store it here. Something's not four, social media, something's, it doesn't need to be on camera. Well you can't, you can't put that in. But that means we're in a simulation, we're in a simulation.

Like everyone's staring through their fucking phone, you're playing a video game. like I never stood when people are at a concert and everyone's on their get off the phone like who's that for Because if I'm if I'm a subscriber to your page who's a four so that was it right there see you see feel night So those are sons here's here's my other look at everybody with their camera. Yep. How about the youngster asking for the ball though? In the paint. Give it up. Probably not. Hey, get at it. Hey, also get it.

Who asked it for it? See the number 31. He's a young player. Tom is asking for the ball in the post. Hey, get at it. You know, we're gonna break records. So I have three problems. Three problems with this last night.

One, everyone get the fuck off your phones. Take, the most successful person that picture, not named LeBron, is Phil Knight. What's he doing? Not his phone. Number two, the bronze sons are in... Michael Jordan shoes. You son of a bitch, you're gonna walk home

you little twerid. They're in the front row on their phones. And MJ shoes. Dude, do they play ball? Yes, he's good. He's really good. The other one's very good. He's not, he's not the wrong, but he's good.

He's fucking good. He's really good. Yes. But so they're on their phones. So my problem is they're on the phones. Number two is that they're in Jordans, right? And then my third caveat there was I forget now and I'm trying to draw this out

But I had another problem with this picture. Oh This was the third quarter They stopped the game and they're in 13th place. They need this one. They lost they stopped the game for I don't know 20 minutes That's a huge ass. He gave us speech bullshit and then came on and they lost what using Jordan would Allow me never never that's why Jordan's my number one. You got to have that never fucking mom The game in the middle of it get the fuck that I never heard that that's ridiculous and you know else was and There's a funny video out there. That's probably why Kareem up George bar on this guys are like was Chibarrat this game Oh, yeah, I have to he gave him a gave him the ball. But they don't get along.

No. They don't like each other. How do you know? It's just it's very well known. They do not like each other. Wow. Look at his finger. Kareem's finger. Can I hold on. What's going on there? This is the size of our deck. That looks like it. A witch's cane. That's incredible. So how about post post game? That's a magical finger. That looks like a, a, a, which is Kane. Doesn't it? That's incredible. So how about post, post game? That's a magical finger. That finger just, that might put a curse on him. I would, I would be like, why are you pointing at me?

That's it, that thing, why does it look like a twig you'd find in like hiking? Your finger is gonna cut, you're, you're casting a spell on me with that finger. I'm gonna cross that, your finger, a turd. And then you see his finger and it's totally straight after that. Whoa, what the fuck. But that shack was doing the post game interviews

and he goes to Lebron. Lebron, who's the best of all time? And Lebron's like, you know, man, everyone's good. And he goes, no, no, stop it. Stop it. Tell us the truth. Who is the best player to ever play basketball? He's like, they're all great, just depending on the shackers.

No, stop, I'm not taking that. Say it with a chest. Tell us what you, I know how you feel. Sit and Lebron's like, all right, man, I think I can beat anybody in the world on the best to ever do it. And shackles like, there you go. Say what you feel, man. And what Lebron did, and he's gone and recklessly in that before, but he was like, you know, he always says, I think Jordan said that for you to say they go, you don't have to tell people you're the greatest. They'll tell you. But they were saying this morning,

Garenty is Jordan plays golf every morning in Florida. One of the analysts was like, I will get into you right now, Jordan's on hole four. And if someone, hey, did you see LeBron, that's saying, yeah, so what do you think is? On the grasshopper. He was, you know, a day won't go by. Wait, that a day.

He goes without a doubt, Jordan, a day won't go by where if you bring up La Branne, go, I'm better than him. Every, he was, to this day, he plays golf every day. Whatever hole if you go, hey man, what'd you think of La Branne? I'm better than him. He was, he don't even answer the question. He's just savage.

He's, he's, the savage of all savages. Now, you know, this, what else? You know, La Branne's the savage of all savages now you know this what else you know LeBron's the first active Billionaire playing basketball But you know Jordan made I think what they say like 90 million overs career Yeah, you know he made more money this year alone off selling Michael Jordan Braille They ever got paid playing basketball he makes some crazy amount off of every shoot and I keep sells, like $12. Only Jordans. Okay.

But his son and his dollar help run it. And then this is where it gets dicey. His son is dating Scotty Pippin's ex-wife. No. His son is dating Scotty Pippin's ex-wife. Take that in, daddy. That's so hot. Well, look at his ex-wife.

Now Scotty doesn't like MJ. Well yeah, but don't blame the man for dating his ex-wife. She's, everybody should date her. Yeah, I mean he should shave its fucking beard, but yeah. So that's Michael's son. Yep. Huh. Did he, he played D-Womball I think?

You see, F, wasn't very good. But he's doing well in life. He's running his dad's brand. Things are going well. Dicking down her. He's doing well. Yeah, he's doing very well. Scotty Piff is like, excuse me. You guys, all the people. And all the people.

Look at her. They all look like, they everybody looks the same these women now with all this plastic surgery. Everyone in them looking exactly the same. We mean you people. All the women. All these, all these professional, professional hockey. Yeah, you mean they're all hot They all look like Kim Kardashian or a variation her and Kim used to be hot, but same same same

Same I would get to into the details, but it's all like it's like a package deal. It's a starter kit The starter kit of awesomeness brand micro looks like God bless her and I love her. Yeah, did you see the video I sent your wife? No, for what? She said stuff like that. It's a fart. I sent her a fart. Last night, without me knowing. Yeah. Oh, I was on the phone with you for a while,

because we have our night, like, like, while I walk in the house, I put my phone away. Yeah. And then last night, because you and I were dealing with business stuff, I was on the phone all night with you and then my agent all night. To like, 9.30, and she's like, are you done?

I was like, I'm done. Let's watch our show. She's like, fuck you. I'm tired. night yeah like 9.30 and she's like are you done I was like I'm done let's watch our show she's like fuck you I'm tired like what show and you know I did stream ownership oh yeah you're right that's on me what I'm sorry to figure things out so we can pair more ladies numbers to I hope no fuck no that's why she didn't show me oh no hey take ownership right I do I go I do go again fucking out this Say I know Brennan probably talks about me constantly, but you haven't seen my facial while and let's be honest I'm looking pretty damn good. All right, just that I think your message. Don't tell Brennan damn good. Alright, just thought I'd link you a message. Don't tell Ren.

Stir up and she loves you. She would have told me if you sent that. That's why I was like, what the fuck is going on? She didn't tell me shit. We're watching. That's her old number. That's her old number. Some random next thing, ladies like who the fuck? We ran out of shows. Our shows is the last of us, but that's once every Sunday So we're rewatching true detective season one with Woody Harrelson. I think would you ever watch a foreign film like some titles? Yeah, no No, I wealth. It's good enough because it's on We really want to see how like an intelligence agency works all you tell me this the bureau Like I don't know if my girl would be in trouble. But I watch it and I go, yeah, maybe not.

But I watch it and I'm like, I can't believe, like, I can't believe how ingenious some of the shit is. Like, how they track people. Like, I love when people think that they're not being, like, if an intelligence agency from a country, whether it's France, CIA, or China, wherever it might be, Mossad. If they want to know everything about you, if they want to capture you, they want to, with so much, so done, GPS, navigation, your things, you've never even thought about.

You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, they commit a crime and they think they can get away with it. The best, like, I robbed a bank or I killed somebody and then I got rid of the body. And then the FBI comes along and goes, yeah, they just, you get these behavioral science and they're like, that's adorable. You thought, oh, this is adorable. See what the deal is, dude, is that we're black belts and you just took a class.

Well, how about our buddy who was in the dark arts, I went, I sat down with him, I was like, you can't be with me for you and keep doing this stuff. And he was like, you know, not taking ownership It's very much about me. Let me just ask something. So, you know, you're a small fish in the game You think you're smarter than the central intelligence agency? Yeah, or the FBI. You know smart those guys are it's all they do some have Harvard degrees. Did you go college? No high school? Cool. Hey, listen trust me if you think you're gonna're gonna outsmart them, I'm here telling you at this

coffee shop, yeah, it ain't happened. No, no, you're a duck flapping around in the world. And I'm like, they're probably only reason you're alive. That the crocodile just hasn't seen you yet. Or they seen you, but you're not tasty enough. That's right. But when they decide they're hungry, and there's just bored, they're gonna swim do a lap right now They're doing a lap. Yeah trust me. Yeah, they're probably recording what we're talking about right now at this conference I talked I talked to a guy who was a Terrorist hunter. He was a very special

Operator in the military one of those tip of the spirit. It's such a cool job And he's going through like the way they would find guys and I Such a cool job and he's going through like the way they would find guys and I Finally I'm listening I go and like they're talking about how ISIS why you don't hear about ISIS anymore Like you get the the American military after you you get like Delta Steel team six what I'm branch from the CIA all these other task forces like like I I'm listening and I go I go What the fuck like what do you do? I didn't think he goes you die. That's what you do. Oh die. Oh when the boys get sent the American troops Jesus the few the proud the maturines. Yes, the much. Well, I told you when I was in Afghanistan

I was talking to this commander of men this mill it this he was like a sergeant in the in the army infantry or some He was like a master sergeant like a like a real man big man Who in if seen combat lost men under his command or real man 45 years old built like a fucking brick shit house I was already kind of like so impressed with this guy. Yeah, and then I see I see I see the dark side walk by me I see just a bunch of these dudes these Tim Kennedy guys you know these guys who are just like and they're not wearing uniforms but they're bristling with exotic weaponry and they don't have any ID and they're not saluting anybody but

they're just walking across the in the airport it but this is a little military thing and they get into a tiny plane with no seats and I'm looking at these guys and I was like who the fuck are they and the guy next me goes the commander of men he goes that's the dark side brother that's the dark side you know to them? Now I believe those guys, I've done some work on this. No, they're going to do charity work, or? They were probably in a paramilitary wing of something called the CIA or something like that. And they, they had to, they had to,

they got a beat on somebody or on a group that was up to no good, up to mischief. And they came in to do some neutrons. Now, do they just go in and talk to them, say, stop doing that? They came in and dropped off a package, with a condom, a candy bar, and sparklers, A. And sparklers, that's right, that's sparklers,

and a bomb for their mouth, okay? That should get to me rock heart for our American troops. Yeah. That is. Yeah, that is. Yeah Very very I want to show called I think it's called taking the stand It's so fucking good taking this because it's people that are Accused of something and they got it They got it it shows the trial like obviously not the full-length trial

But it shows like them go through it. So see that later right there that old lady with the she looks like my and then it's trial, but it shows like them going through it. So see that lady right there, that old lady with the, she looks like my parrot fish with the jeeps. Yeah. So she, I think I might know who she is, bro. Can I take her again? Go ahead.

I think she looks like a nice old lady, but was she, she killed a lot of people. Did she have a house? No, no, it's up-mails. All right. She used to write like love novels. Okay. And she used to write a thing and she wrote a whole memoir

called How to Kill Your Husband Get Away with it, right? Several years ago. Well, her husband, who was a chef, shows up to work in the morning. It's 9 a.m. It's like in Portland, right? 9 a.m. and gets shot in the chest, point blanking in the chest and shot in the back. She takes a stand and they go,

well, this is weird because we found 9mm and you wrote a whole book on how to kill your husband get away with it. It's insane, I can't believe this. You guys are accusing me of this. That's just, you know, that's fiction and that's not real blah, blah, blah. And they go right, right, right. Well, there's cameras everywhere because it's downtown Portland. We have at 9.04 when you's dropped off at 9 a.m.,

your SUV coming by there. She says, that's not me. It's interesting. Well, you have a dent on the side of your car. That's your exact car, the exact dent. She says, weird, that's strange. That is strange. And so she's taking a stand,

and her defense team goes, don't take the stand, it doesn't go well for anybody, but she thought she could outsmart everyone, she goes, no, I'm gonna do it. So the prosecutors go, fantastic, go on up there. You don't realize how good they are. So they go, well we have your car, do this, and you- Do it for a living.

They're gonna do it. They see it. They take her through the whole thing, to get her to lie, you know, to see how she, but she was so confident she'd get out when everyone, and they go, well, so you're saying that you weren't at that location because, no, I was. She changed it on. The thing is she was in the photo. She goes, no, actually, I do recalls doing that. And you know, so you make your car's issues. My car was there. I take a drive around in the mornings I write. And you know, okay, she

says, I just went by his work. And you go, interesting. Five minutes after he died, your car goes by, you don't think that's a quince and she goes It's crazy. Yeah, and I can see I think that you know, it's very strange and she goes Here's the thing I have this thing right just I black out And I was driving I blacked out. I don't know what I did And she thought she's gonna be able to get over that And then went with a car with a crash with the plus cougars with a car with a crash truck. With the Puskyer goes, with a car with a crash.

I blacked out. She goes, well no, I'm still functioning, but my brain, so I don't, I just passed by there. That's why I didn't remember it. And they go, cool. And they go, one of the, we went through your search history. This everyone gets buswits here. We went through search history.

You have a search history on the run. How to build a nine millimeter gun. And she goes, I was researched for my book. And they go, really? She goes, yeah, I was researched for my book. And they go, okay, well, the gun we found is the same casings that we found the murder site.

She has a lot of pieces for me. Oh, dear. She's so fucked. See ya. So, but she thought, well, I bought that gun just for research. They go, cool. Well, we looked at more into it. And on Amazon, you bought the top, the, what is it? The, you know, you cock back. That slide. Slide. You bought the slide and then replaced it. So we couldn't tell it was that gun. I was joined to prison for life. Well,

of course you did. For life. You bought born on Amazon. There are cams everywhere. You don't know. Are you living in the 1840? It's my favorite thing. Because they think they can get out of it. It's so dope. It's all taken to say it's so good. I love this about life.

So one of the reasons that if I'm, so Dylan Dennis walks in here, whatever, and I start to roll with him. I do Jiu-Jitsu. Now you can predict how much money do you put on him to tap me out? I've told my business guy how much money do you want? All the money, right? All the money. Now why is that? Because why don't I stand a chance? Don't Dennis has been there a thousand times. So everything I do, he's ahead of me. It's like why you can never beat a chess master. Every move you make, he sees a thousand times.

Everything in life is that way, right? Everything in life is that way. And that's one of the things I actually love about practice and getting really good at something. You think, you can't do something for a month. No sugar cut, yeah. And the same thing goes with fucking everything, especially crime. Those motherfuckers have been doing this for a long time. They've also studied human behavior.

They can see your tendencies. It's like quarterbacks. You were telling me one time, quarterbacks, they'll look at your family history. They'll look at your emotional tendencies. They look at everything. So those offensive coordinators, I mean those defensive coordinators, on the other side, they're looking at that shit too. They know how to force you in the pocket if you can't throw. They're not. What's crazy with this old bat, she accused of all this. And then they interview and she's like,

it's in, they get the wrong person. Well, she's a sociopath. Okay. That's a sociopath. Okay. Yeah, there are people that are, that are. Oh, and then this way she got bus, they go. So there are 30 minutes after you found out he's dead,

you called the insurance to see how much money you're gonna get. That doesn't sound like something grieving wife would do. She was not to be worried about finances. He was the breadwinner. They go, we get that. In all our years of exploring this shit, never has a person who didn't commit the murder called the insurance to see how much money

they were gonna get. She's a fuck, first of all, she's dumb as shit. I call it cheat. Do you know what they say about sociopaths? What the number one emotion is when they get convicted? Do you know what the number one is? The nail, anger. Surprise.

Like, they can't believe that actually they lost. They're like, what, me? Because she said, she said she was going around town bragging how she's going to get out of it. God. Isn't it nuts? It's such a good show though. I got to watch it. Yeah, that's great. Um, and these people go away. Oh, yeah, for like life Yeah, but they they flipped a script because I need high stakes. There's somebody who hurt she robbed this guy's baby mama Mm-hmm. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I need life on the line, man

Although I really hate con men. I hate people that Steel with scams scammers make me I you wouldn't want to my Jamaicans right now. I'm talking about all the Making a lot of social best online, you know Jordan Peterson was talking about in the psychologists The psychologists they were they were studying the fact that social media has has allowed a lot of people that get off on the school. Because they can hide. They get off on destruction. Same as they like to see. It's called, that's called suffering.

Yeah, there's this, there's this, there's this, they get this. But, but it's not just people who think it can be a lot of people that you'd be so amazed that it could be a kindergarten teacher, it's a doctor. Sure. There's that size. They can hide.

Yeah. They're gonna have to be out there in the light. There's that side of people that can be like, I'm gonna fuck with you. They do that. They're just like, I'm not. And Jordan Peterson was talking about how, like a lot of the scams, they're getting old people, you know, even my mom almost got scams.

She's like, you know, they stole my identity on, I'm like, all of them. She's like, Apple sent me this email, I'm like, mama, click on the thing, it's like, at xx9077.com, I'm like, that's not real. Can you imagine people doing that? Like, it's kind of like a thousand.

They go, we just need 10,000, and then we're gonna give you 100,000 back in a month. But I do that. It's just old people. I drag them. I bring them. I'd never say that. Yeah, you're just wasting your time, though, right? And then he was just gonna make, I just kept saying,

I sent the money. Where, okay, but are you saying, and I kept them on for a full fucking day. I hadn't run any effort. Well, it's like that cat scam, right? I was looking for those cats, and then the guy was like, we sent whatever was like, two grand, whatever, right? But then he was like, yeah, but he was like,

we knew this special crate, and you just pay for it up front, and then they were sending money back, and then the little spidey sent went. Oh, you got scan Fuck you got I told my grandma don't send me money. We're not gonna money back. We got scan She's like no, I'm like do not communicate with them They got yeah, they got you and I slapped her good What I slapped her what I'd love to see you try to slap Joanna. She'd fucking count it. She would fuck me up.

It wouldn't be a Chris Rock will smith thing. She should go. I'd have my hands full. She would fucking, oh, dear. I'd have a handful. Hands full. Savage, yeah. She wouldn't fuck you.

Strong a lot. She'd give it back good, but good. Yeah, knock her out, but yes, sir. No, I like your, I like, no, we're having fun on the show, right? Yes, sir. Yeah, I'd knock you in her out, right? No, I like your, I like, no, we're having fun on the show, right? Yes, sure. Yeah, I'd knock you in her out, right? Right?

Right? That's the word we live in, right? Hey, that's the word, right? Because that's the, just physics. That's the law of physics. It's just physics, right? I've killed you right now. And I want to, and that shows you how far

I've come in therapy, right? To my anger, can you tell me angry? I'm fuming inside, but outside. Outside, you're a professional. I'm a sweet and sour fuming inside, but outside, outside your profession, I'm a sweet and sourd, I'm sweet and sourd candy. Black right for coffee. I did the podcast with him. And he was a green beret and he said, there comes a time in in war when the only rule and law is physics. It's the law of physics. Like

that's what's keeping you alive that's what is winning battle bro did you listen to uh... uh... what they're on that uh... that political podcast they want to independent on their own they're on rogan it was just on rogan i'll say hard and i'll free the girls and christallion saygar christallion saygar dude in a scare the fuck about the cranium war

how to keep going where had it're headed towards some bad shit. It'll stretch out. Well, the stretch out. Because Russia is fighting, a lot of people believe Russia is fighting for their existential existence. Russia already has major problems, but Russia, the reason Russia was always going to invade Ukraine is it needs the ports. It needs to control the port the on the western side of

Ukraine but did you we've sent more money to them than we've ever sent to another year because the west west knows that Russia's not gonna stop the west knows that Russia's not gonna stop but then that that that singer say is it side singer is not right now but he goes he goes will people, well Ukraine's winning. He goes, I can go back to the Civil War when the Confederate looked like they were going early on. World War I in the first year, it would look like the Germans were going to win. World War II, it looked like the Nazis were going to win.

So you're excuse to go and well Ukraine's winning, they're going to do this here. War is long. So for you guys, well Ukraine's winning. So for you guys, well you came to win. This way, the Russians fight ever more. Crystal Ball and Seines winning they're gonna do the zero war is long so for you guys but well you can't wait this way the russians fight a crystal ball and say good there's so good this is how the russians fight they throw all the bodies all the body so many people died so they're recalibrate five hundred thousand don't give a fuck they don't and so everybody's going to war and it's gonna die now there is a point where they which there is a school of thought that

says you can make it so costly on them on their economy and on their young workforce, that they actually will have to stop. They don't care. But well, they're not there yet. Well, they don't care, but they'll be forced, they'll be forced ultimately to what, look at the collapse of their economy. So the way Ronald Reagan said about the arms race, he said, we are going to, we are going to, if they build one rocket, we're going to build two. And we are going to keep doing this. And we are going to, we're going to force them

to keep up with our economy. We're going to force them to keep up with our arms race. And what's going to happen is their economy is going to collapse, which is exactly what they did. Not only the economy of collapse, they're system collapsed. And the Soviet Union fell apart because they couldn't do it but that and that would be the theory here because all that crystal said they said it best she goes but at what cost is he gonna cost

the Americans when we get started looking for ourselves to keep sending all this money that's right but they got what cost to us but America before we go hold on we're gonna get in world war three here we keep going because if we keep sending these missiles and planes and that's what fucks rush up, Russians go, hold on. Now you guys are an enemy, right? Well, so there are a couple of things. One is the Americans are practicing, the Americans have a great battleground

to see how their weaponry does. So it's a testing ground, so there's that. Secondly, all of Europe is doing that as well. Thirdly, though, there is a way that we know that there's a red line with Putin, which says, NATO could destroy the entire Russian army in a long weekend. They know that. So, so Putin. The holiday weekend. Like, it might lose their king on Monday. Yes. But Putin knows, Putin has been made clear that there is a red line in the sand You guys start decimating all our troops and we will use the tactical nuke I don't know how that new count so they want that is no there's this balancing act we're doing

Which is like how much can we how much can we make it costly to the what we want to do without overstep Part is that we're saying we're gonna bleed the Russians on The Ukrainian battlefield hundreds of thousands Russians It's gonna be at least a half a million and more the alternative for what the alternative is that they're gonna use their mercenaries to come in and Anyone in those towns The refugees all leave anyone that those towns is shot on site It doesn't matter who they are because they're considered combatants and so the the we don't know how many Ukrainians have been killed, but it's it could be as many as 200,000 Horrible it is horrible for everyone all those young Russian dudes. They don't want to fight there

They have no in the winner right now in February and Ukraine. Oh my god. See what the weather is in Ukraine right now. See what the fucking weather is right I'll tell you cold as Fuck 17 right now. See what the fucking weather is right. Uh, I'll take cold as Fuck 17 degrees now. That's a good time. It's 1 a.m. That what up? It gets up to 36 on Thursday That's fun when you're dying. Hey fellas enjoy fighting the rain on Monday Well, you know, you know, you know about the mud in Ukraine. It's the mud season So there's crazy mud that you're stuck in I feel so bad for them all things terrible what's going on seriously

the little chance that they're so dark yeah they were good listen I've been you know I was offered I told you this I was offered an opportunity to go to Ukraine recently shoot with Matthew McCoy shoot one of my episodes of best of where I would interview oh absolutely not absolutely not, bro. You have the top brass view crane military. No, no, no, and I said and I said, hard past. Yeah, kid. We get in there and sneaking.

Yeah, you got to drive a long way. We can't find a Ukraine because no fly is on right now because the war, so you have to fly somewhere else then drive in. Yeah, now, hey, Juan, let me just spit by ideas there for YouTube, so. Oh, well, no, hey, I know real Craig. let me just spit by these are for you to show Oh, well, no, hey, I know real great. I'm just I'm just spit by these it you know flight and interview Ukrainian military in a war zone for you for you to show The answer is no sir now. Here's the thing also now They've I've had for daddy 10 mil out well my wife was holding my baby and she goes excuse me

Excuse me. I was like okay, never mind like she wouldn't even you're doing for the gram. So you impose on answering I would have taken self-written Russian with it for for the show. That's the stupid idea I've ever heard it It's also here's the other thing that you have to understand you got down a South Central and yell the end I gotta go somewhere you gotta go somewhere danger You gotta get in a car and drive or you got to do something, right? Now, you're going to go there with other people who have things to do there.

Do you think that, do you think there's a chance that the, I'm just going to ask, you can trust all those people? No, no, I'm going to ask, do you think there's a chance that the Russians might be looking for that kind of thing? Yeah. And now, if they think that you're allied with

the Ukraine's in some way, do you think there's a chance they might... Well, they're gonna rape you. They might take on bridge with that? Yeah, they're gonna take complete ownership and rape you. And you're gonna film that. I am? Yeah, dude. You know what views are not?

You flew all that way. Your mustache is off. It might help me shape today. Look at this side. Look at this. Yeah, man, man's gave San Luis Chabu his daddy I wanna do how you do it. Your mustache looks little.

Is it Hitler? It looks a little pedophile. Oh man. I was gonna say, if you took just a little bit more off, you'd be a kid. It's gonna get Hitler. You gotta be careful. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, that's why I don't touch, if you took just a little bit more off, you'd be a cut hit. You gotta be careful. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, that's why I don't touch. You know what, Daddy's running late,

even though Brian sent the wrong address, so I could have done it, but we're just gonna roll like this. Yeah. Cause it's too late, right? I could have fixed it if I knew that you were gonna fuck up and not take ownership. Yeah.

Complete ownership. I am. So now the sides all fucked up. The whole thing grows out soon because we're doing fight plan on Rogan. That's not big audience at all. No, no, no, we're just gonna see that. I, uh, I got, I had got into a fun, um, text exchange with Will Sasso. And I said, uh, I'm just guy on the planet.

Yeah. And I, I said, Hey, uh, you know, I haven't heard from him in a little bit. And I was like, Hey, man, my phone's been kind of jammed up So you probably try to text me and just my So many texts that like your text might have gotten pushed out of the algorithm or something And he just I just get back I'm on the toilet because I've been on the toilet It's so stupid

I thought you just respond back, okay. No, he's fucking. All right, so he can give us some current events, buddy. All right. Try to find the exchange. You do that first, Brian? Yeah. All right.

When were we going to take the bomb? Here. General send this to you. I don't know if this is funny, and it's not it won't make you sure. Hey wait, leave me. It won't be. He sent me this. He sent me this. Um, may I just show us like a beer? He just sends a video of like a beer.

What? We're just sending like his random videos. We're be like a guy fishing another guy but, hey, people, can you not send this stuff? And he just wrote my asshole Chaps and cold weather, whether if exposed. I go, no, you're missing my point. And then I just got this video. I just sent you.

I tell you, you don't want to be on a tech thread with his, uh, Mike Catherine. Oh, my dry dicks. Shes ass hole coming out of his butt. I mean, I know. I had to tell him, like, he his butt. I mean, I know. I had to tell him, he can take me off this. I know, I see.

Dude, come on in. It's just seriously to take me off this. He's living on a farm somewhere. He's in Austin. I'm stuck in Austin. He's Christian. He's great. It's not coming in yet, bro.

Let's just carry on until I see it then, yeah. Did you guys see this? This is in Phoenix, a skyscraper, some activists, I guess, anti-abortion activists. Hell yeah, dude, we're gonna stop having abortions. So he's gonna climb up, don't think I'm gonna go, oh, I'm gonna go, oh. This is crazy.

Look how high this guy, look how high this guy got. I'll show you. He must be a professional. He's definitely a climber. And he did it that way that you do this against like, and he's spread the, yeah, no, no, it's like, no, it's not. He's spread the yeah, no, no, no, I don't get it. This is for abortion. Man, he's, I guess you did everyone stop having babies. That's a skyscraper. Oh,

it makes my ass. Oh, look at this. So I made three, you can hear people cheering. That was part of us. Yeah, we don't know where to jump off the building this world. Oh my gosh, you'll see him talk here. Hey guys, up here in Phoenix upon the Chase Tower, we are climbing today to rate 24 a woman named Hope who is 22 weeks pregnant. Oh, and we just want to help her. She's had some disabilities. We want to help her choose life. So please, if you guys want to donate,

go over to letthemlive.org. Choose life. Let's just crew down there. Let's have a baby. Let's have a session going on there for life wall of green and a bunch of friends. There's eight people. So just, at least he's putting his money

where his mouth is, but holy shit. That's the guy right there He's doing what he thinks is heroic. That's just a young man It's just I'm hopefully the race money though. Hopefully you don't waste that guy who's just dying a climb of skyscraper If it was a girl disabled as a pregnant so was like hey, do you should climb for her? He's like fuck yeah, you climb for Ukraine. You climb, whatever. There he wants to climb. Yeah, he wants to fucking climb. He didn't get any water though.

This is what he's complaining about. I should climb for his teeth. I can see you why Alonso Bear brings water with him. But I just got to troop it out. Everything's going good though. He's a badass. He's crazy. He's a badass.

Some people are built they have something. I'm so nervous. My nuts are up into my stomach. But the assholes, good luck getting in there, please. Let me see it. Okay. Let me make sure, let me loosen things up. There's spots.

Oh, you're all punker. You're like spots. You're punker. Nink, nink, nink, nink. No, good luck. I'll go like this. Enjoy the, you like Dalamations? Hold on.

Surracio. Hold on, no, Franske. Surracio. See that again? You like Dalamations? Surracis. Let's hear one more time. Dalamations.

I give you another chance, four times. Think about it. What is it? You're English, you're your first language. I need you to talk. No, no, no, CC, C, bueno, bueno. I'm not from this country. Talking about the dog with spots?

No, what do you think? What are you talking about save for me? So I hear it. Let me see what you think is a Dalmatian Because you said you have spots Dalmatians. That's the life set How do you say Dalmatian Dalmatian? That's what I said. Don't say Dalmatian. Oh you talk about the dog a Dalmatian The animation you're confusing you're mixing animation't get some a Dal Dalmation was animated it'd be a Dalin Mace no if it's a Dalimation Right, dude, I'm thinking of a doll right that's animated got it. It's a Dalmation Got it my bad you don't want to dog. That's right. No, no

Oh, this that would make sense the reference makes sense is dogs and spots You don't know. Oh, that would make sense. The reference makes sense. It's nonsense. You think I'm a spotted doll that's animated. So the doll-mation. What? Doll-mation. There you go. Yeah. That's good.

And what is that car that's really expensive made in England by hand? Bentley. What's the other one? Not a Royale's Royce. Rolls Royce. Yeah. Not that. Not a Royale's Royce.

There you go. Whatever. Rolls Royce. Well, dude. See Not that. Not a Royals Royce. There you go. But it rolls Royce. Well, did. See it on the club. Royale, like you probably call it cheeseburger, like the rest of the sheep called a cheeseburger.

I call it a Royale with cheese. Got it. I see. So you're adding in other languages. You know what it is? It's for the 1%. It's for the Europeans. No, I talk, hey, I talk for the 1% no I know I appreciate

Royals Royce your royalty a Dalmatian yeah this is a video I'm gonna leave for people whenever they say something stupid and I just don't have a rebuttal to it let me see oh you finally get the video too boom do you think he gets CT from that? I don't know. I don't think he cares. Wow. Don't fuck with a bull. I don't know how he finds these videos just randomly.

What else you got, Jen? That's zero quick. So I guess Postman Lone was making some headlines because he lost a ton of weight. People thought he was on drugs. It's not even the last ton of weight, just when he moves. The weight moves.

Well, he's like, maybe he's just insecure when he sings, but he's like, he, he, he, first of all, he's singing like this. I'll play it. Rubbing his body. Yeah, it looks like he's tweaking out a little bit. I'll play it, but I'll turn the audio. I love how he's on shore,

we're in short-term stuff. Yeah, I like it too. So then, this is the beginning, he puts his hands in his shirt. The boy can sing though. Yeah, he really can. And then I'll fast forward to here when he moves more. He had some bad luck because he went to Zach Baggins, Hunter Manchin, touch the haunted thing. See, see there? He's doing this. No, he's fine. Well, look, he's, it's, it's, it's doing this. And he's putting his hands down his back.

He's just talking all on. Yeah, he might just be on, yeah, Molly. No, the thing is he's denying that he was on drugs. So people thought he was either on drugs, which could have been Molly or cocaine or whatever, but he's, you know, he's just in the moment doing his song. Might just be taking care of himself. That's what I did when I lost weight. He's a good looking guy. He's, but the face tattoo.

He's unique looking guy. Yeah, the face tattoo. Well, it makes it, if I had his, my out of face tattoo. Yeah, I did. You would? I think we all would. If his mind out of face that yeah, I did you would I mean I think we all would if this show gets other than you Brian if this show gets a little bigger the three of us are getting face That without a doubt. I'll totally get if I don't have to ever about why I think they're cool

I mean think they're not not all my face. No, just certain ones that have me. I love them to all I love when Shake them. Let me hear what the fuck put on your face. It has meaning Forever hard I hit this old man on this new Ridiculous trend as the kids a put them on game chin I'm close to stay right with this old fuck on game hot game put this old fuck on game game. Hot game. Put this whole fuck on game. Give me, tell me, chin, what fucking face that? Whatever reminder I need, if I look in the mirror, remind me. What is that remind? Okay, when I don't know. I'll just read my books. I want to hear maybe a little stuff down here. I would want here. Damn. Yeah, little stuff. Oh, I'd love to get something

here. I want to, I want a tattoo that goes up to here. So bad. And I want, I want some tattoo. What would that be, bro? Some Chinese letters or some shit? What would you have bro? I could get a big flower horn fish on my neck. Yeah that's what you should get. You should have a real flower horn fish in the back. And we get a Dalmatian.

And we get Dalmatian. You should get there and flap around for a while. No I'm telling you. Is this fat, flat horn? No if this dyer. Tap it to your dumb thick neck. Make sure you get a big roll because you have a very thick neck.

Let it flop around in your dumb case. Oh, that'd be cool. That'd be sick. I'll tell you what, if this diet in the medication I take for psoriasis doesn't help. I have just spots. I'm gonna tattoo my entire body, so for my face. Yeah, you're gonna tattoo on my entire body.

Cause then you can't see it. Yeah. It's a good call. I don't know if you can tattoo it for psoriasis. Relax, give yourself some time. Yeah, I know it takes forever, they said. It takes patience. Yeah? It's a good call. I don't know if you can tattoo it with your eyes. Give yourself some time. Yeah, I know it takes forever, they say. It takes patience. Yeah, it's really getting better.

It's got teaching you. It's got teaching you. How weird is it that you have psoriasis now? It's so crazy. Oh, so funny. I'm slowly turning to you. My day's bigger. What else you got, Jen?

My day. My day. Liam D. Asyn is at an interview with Men's Health Magazine. And then he mentioned how he doesn't like the sea. Sounds like Brian. He just sounds old. You have to stand. That to me is like a bar fight.

I know the practitioners are like, well, no, you're wrong. The months of training we do. Why don't you just grab a beer bottle and hit the other guy over the head? That's the stage of the USC. Which is interesting. I hate it. Little leprechaun, Connor McGregor, he gets early in the bad name. I know he's interesting. I hate it. A little leprechaun, Conor McGregor. He gets early in the bad name.

I know he's fit and I admire him for that, but I can't take it. Well, what does it help? I don't know what he said. That's how Connor responded. Well, what doesn't help to defend the UFC is Dana Permanas. That's why it's interesting.

He's like, that's why everyone's like, go you're off on this, well, I was like, Dana said the UFC back 10 years. Not with the hardcore is we respect the sport. With the common fan like, wait, UFC's brewing slap fight league. Like how bush league is this?

That's why I was like, it's such a terrible look. You've done all this work to move the ball forward. You've done a great job. And now you've completely watched it away. Remember Dick Cheney's went along. It was his human cock fighting. When you do the slap fight league, that's what they're talking about. That is not a real sport. That is just CTA. It's finest. I can't believe in two on 23. That thing's you and I like wow shit and I'll watch it. But that I also watch beheadings on world star, you know, but that doesn't mean it's a sport, and you don't wanna be associated like the NFL would,

you imagine if the NFL started fucking promoting it. It's actually the most surprising thing. Do you have any intel on that? Like why did they decide to do that? It's not gonna make money who's watching that thing. No one, and the ratings are awful. It's also like, you know what, Dengus Rebuttles, we're being the NFL

and UFC on TikTok views. I'm like, yeah, could so out landish. Well, it's spectacle. Yes, that's all, there's no longevity there. What else you got, Tim? One more MMA-ish related stuff. Okay, it is, I'm related. So Dana, we talked about this on a shop show,

but he's doubling down on the reason why people don't understand that he's actually promoting UFC 24 When people were saying that he's promoting slap fighting more than that now. I'll defend Dana here a little bit he is By far push it slap fight more than anything else going on in his life, which is just ridiculous But also that will be I think it's trending to be bigger than Connors fights I think we top three biggest payperies will talk to him. Biggest gate of all time. So they're doing something right with the promotion.

Maybe there doesn't need promotion. So he's like, hey, that thing's already sold out and it's trending the right direction. Let's focus on this bullshit slap fight league. So there's that. But then also he says that, but he also goes, I think it's whoever's translating because Mark Chauve, I've spoke to him.

He didn't say that. He's not like, what the fuck is he saying? He's saying the translator may seem like Mark Chubb's like, yeah They're not promoting this right. They're not promoting off because it's the translation Mark Chubb done talking Mark Chubb done give a fuck right I still think Vokhanovsky can win right what? Dalmatian Okay, Dalmatian. I think this is a good podcast. We turned lemons into lemonade I still have rage in my heart and want to hurt you but do my therapy complete ownership

It's gonna manifest your skin more spots. That's fine. Yeah Make me tattoo my whole body. What else you got you? This one. I thought was super weird This is Jill Biden Kissing Kamala Harris's husband on the lips on stage. So I'll show you real quick the clip Whoa apparently that's okay. I don't know apparently that's like a z4 Is it like a food did that that's Kamala Harris is that's Joe Biden's wife and Kamala Harris is how's about a cookie? Joe Biden's wife and Kamala Harris's husband. Imagine what a cuck he is. Nice cuck.

That's hot though. No, I think they're all in some weird gay fight league. I already told you this. Nancy Pelosi's husband is like, we're gay fight league. And it pays more than fight. Oh my gosh. Look at that lady looking at him like,

yeah, yeah, take it in. Now Brian, I don't know how they doing politics. That's to each its own. If you kiss a micro like that, I would fuck you up in my house with all the third that been doing I'm good baby I would fuck you up dude if you kiss my girl with those old you would try butterscotch teeth you would try I got some tricks that's fine is it fine yeah I got some tricks you would if I came in I walked you know, so what I'd be will you see I went to you Watches you what would you do?

You you go whoa I love what you did with the place I love what you did with the place. Oh! Oh! No! See, no, no! Oh my god! I can't see that.

I'm finishing my drink, dude. God, that was gay. All right. Is that too much? Yeah, I feel sick. Really? Yeah, your old chap lips on my drink. No, but just to see how I just, all right.

Hey. No, I got it. Is Brandon around? Is he upstairs? It's so good to see you. She's like, he's dealing with the fish. Oh my god. No, no, I got it running around. He's up there. It's so good to see you. She's like, yes, he's dealing with the fish. Oh Oh my God. No, no, no, oh The sacks. Yeah suck it Don't put your hand on her lips

Does this not weird get so weird so weird everyone just all good with it. These politicians laughed right are all fucking weird, dude. They're all out of their goddamn mind. It's a personal question. Have you ever had a couple friend, like if you're your friends with a couple? Yeah, I know them that well. And you get swinger vibes from them.

Is that ever happened to you? No, no, no, that has that wish. Okay, I wish. Just something like, I'm down. Sure. So I'm like, hey, hey, I'm not, you know, I'm not weird like that. But if you're gonna,

What, no, you do. You want to be trying to pull Daddy jumping in? Or it's like this, or your wife goes, your wife goes, would you and you go, I mean, only if you are there. I'd be like, oh, that's not my call. I'm gonna take, It's not my call.

But I'm gonna take your stream ownership because if you put me into it, I'm in. I mean, don't stick your finger in the cage because if I get a hold of that finger, ain't let go. No, I'ma suck it dry. Now I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna say, first of all, if you wanna do this, you can do this. You ever see why I do the rental car?

You see why I do the exhaust on rental car? You're going to drive that thing. You're going to drive that thing. Well, that exhaust, that exhaust, I get through the waste. Also your ass. That exhaust also your ass.

How we get it? Can you just say metaphoricals? You have to go. No, I want to make sure you get it. Yeah, I get it. Does that exhaust your anus? Hey, daddy can plug it up. Hey, daddy, hey. Yeah, I know, but you have to figure it out. You can your aina. Hey Daddy gonna plug it up. Hey daddy. Hey. Yeah, I know But you can use a metaphor. Hey like is there an empty parking lot? I'm gonna do some donuts

No, I'm returning car. You have some scuffs on it, right? That's better There's gonna be some scuffs on the car. I might do some donut cuz the hood's great the hood great big tits hood's great You're good. You don't have to add the big tits. Your hood's great. Your chassis's good. Your chassis's good. The undercords, sure. But that exhaust. We're gonna swap some paint though.

Like a NASCAR when you swap paint, you touch. Oh no, no, we're not gonna swap some paint. I'm a splatter paint. Hey, hey. I know, I get it, but you're so bad at it. You have to take the metaphor a step further. No, I just want to make sure I'm very clear. I'll let you talk about it.

No, no, I'm taking. I'm taking. You're super clear. Extreme ownership here. That's like the single entendre guy who goes, I'm gonna fuck you in the ass. And by that I mean, I'm gonna take my dick and put it in your ass.

If you know what I mean. Let's see, I like that guy. It's so clear, precise. That's extreme ownership. That's on the nose, guys. That's what I want. It's on the nose. If we're gonna play this game, I need to know the rules. Yeah. Because I'm gonna tell you again, you see what I do to rental car. Yeah. That's good. I want to be very clear. When I rent a movie, some block bus, when I return them, get some scallops. Well, I then rewind them all the way. Never rewind.

Be kind rewind. I didn't listen to that. The rewind to that the rewind be terrible. Do you like the rental car? Yeah, I read a car They exhaust Yeah, the exhaust Yeah, and the exhaust is usually About stuff going out I'll be very clear. I'm go exhaust for acts it only right? I guess you go but now there might be some carbon dioxide in the cabin so keep them windows open if you know what I mean I mean see the third angle. I'm sorry. What I go. I'm talking about doing an anal with your wife

If you know what I mean if you know what I mean Is that clear if you know what I mean? I mean, I'm a returner and she's not gonna be the same Yeah, she's gonna have me on her brain. There's gonna be paint spotter me Now hey, you don't mind if I get a little the hood get wet right? No, we got it now. We don't mind We got all my if I cover the hooding I take extreme ownership I take extreme ownership I'll take it on you little T. I tune she we had nothing So he got one last one one last one just sitting by fan. I'll try to first name it

Get me out of Comtown. Get me out of Comtown right now. What else? Don't set a for check out this fish tank Not at all anymore. I will say they did at first, but yeah, it's gonna Just pimp my toilet away. You guys want the flush here you go. So Here's the back of the tank. This is the water that flushes Here's the front of the tank and It'll make me a loose. Oh, they're not actually in the water, huh? But yeah, they don't get freaked out at all anymore.

I will say they did at first, but yeah. You're probably terrified. That's still pretty bad out. I stress on a fish. Here's my problem. If I'm taking a hot shit, I can't see the fish. I want to get in front of me. I guess.

Yeah, but that doesn't look good. For a peon. Or I get confused, I'd shit in the good. It doesn't look good. I can't use that shit in the tank There was a guy who was in the tank. I mean when you were younger They're when in their in high school. There was always somebody took a shit in that tank. I'm calling up a ducker yold fuck Upper decker is right Taken upper decker Listen guys if you like comedy and you're into comedy, you come to Edmonton,

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