The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen & Brendan Schaub Debate Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul | TFATK Ep. 992

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen debate the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight and Tyson Fury vs Oleksandr Usyk fight, the $2million dollar MVP package for the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight, current events around the world and much more! Lectric eBikes - Get your adventure started at https://lectricebikes.com/ And please mention that Fighter and the Kid sent you in the post-checkout survey! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby You know what's funny dude? What's up dude, it's Monday pal It's Monday And you know what, when you get to know somebody as well as I know you I can always see when you're seething

I can always see when I can set you off with something And then you'll just be sitting there You set little traps Yeah, yeah, yeah, your chin goes down and I see a small vein right in the side of your neck is pulsing, starts to pulse with what I'd call the black flow of hatred. You understand? The black flow. Well, I mean, you know, well, you know, when I see black, I see red, the red flow of hatred.

Yeah. The red flow. Red's better. Red's better. Black flow, we're going down a weird road. No, I see red. Right? Yeah. The black flow of hatred. Although you say things like I'm going dark. Dark, yeah. Right? Oh, he goes dark. Yeah. Dude, I feel like you'd like the shoes on Rockin' today, man. Super dad-dying. I like those. G-dify. I like those a lot, actually. I want some. You and I-num. Well, they look like they, you

know, you could do some serious running in those I like myself a nice run. I You got a run you got to hit midfoot from what I understand midfoot You know what I'm saying dude, I'm getting to the age. I got to put insoles in these Well, you got a lot of weight to cut you got big I've always had to put in big body. You got a big body Yeah, these feel like those where they called hookahs hocus-pocus change. You know, I'm out this Hawaiian Yeah, these feel like those uh, what are they called hookahs hocus-chang you know what I'm talking about those Hawaiian The it's like usually you'll see like either like Iron Man competitors wear them or super fat people There's no in-between. Yeah, it's like really over heavy really overweight or they're winning the Iron Man

Yes, there's no there's no middle ground. Yeah, they're Hawaiian What are they called there? The hookahs H. Oh, okay a Thick souls. That's what I run in. Yeah, really. I think that's what cam Haynes runs like in death Valley They're like holding Tulsi. Gabbard was talking about those like she loves those. Yeah, they're the In hula, that's fine. No, no, it's okay. Yes The hookah shoes where you can smoke weed out of them this one. All right. Yeah, that's them man Yeah, you got it. There you go. The hookah vibrant bloom

You'll rock those a lot as jelly roll. Yeah And they're super comfy Yeah for running they're great Although I don't know if you're supposed to have that much. Oh they're all gender. And they're expensive too. $170. They're not giving them away. No. $170. I would expect a good running shoe to cost that much.

$170 is a little tough though, right? Yeah, but I would expect, so if they were $100, I'd get nervous. I'd be like, well. Oh, $100 is a sweet spot. $100, I'm like, that's a good shoe. There's a psychology that they say. So like certain businesses, they'll be like, charge more. When you charge more, more people, they think they're getting more value.

So if I see something that's $10 or I see something that's now for Mother's Day, I bought my wife, I paid a pretty penny for a, I wanted to get her some sick, sick arrangement, like a sick arrangement. Like flowers? 250 bucks. Such a waste of money. Dude, hold on, listen. So I'm like, let me get a sick arrangement. Like flowers? 250 bucks. Such a waste of money. Dude, hold on, listen. So I'm like, let me get this insane arrangement

because I just want to honor her. I'm terrible with this stuff, as you know. Yeah, honor's weird, but yeah. But I'm going to do this stuff and I'm going to give my motherhood. Don't say honor, she didn't pass away. It's just motherhood. Well, you honor her.

Celebrate. Celebrate her motherhood, right? So I buy, I go and pick them up. I'm not even gonna have them delivered. I'm gonna pick them up and walk into the door with them. And they were terrible. Oh, bad? Bad.

I mean, and I'm like, they're browning on the edge. I'm like, hey. You mean like roses or what? Yeah, dude, roses and different things and different flowers and small roses and different roses And then you got some of the the weeping me and I'm like And it's in a cardboard box fuck off like I was like uh and when she gave it to me the woman's like I made It myself, and I was like you know me. I'm like I don't want to hurt your feelings

Oh, this is great you and then I'm then I'm steaming then I got that vein that same thing I get that notion and it just starts building. By the time I walk in the house, I'm like these things fucking suck. Have you never used this flower lady florist? No, and they had good reviews. So then, how about this, I give her them and I'm apologizing basically, and even she, she was like yeah, they look like they're,

ugh, how much did you pay? I go, too much. And she's like, don't spend that much. I'm like, don't worry about it, I wrote you a nice card, here you go, and I did you pay? I go, too much. And she's like, don't spend that much. I'm like, don't worry about it. I wrote you a nice card, here you go. And I finally call the woman. She goes, well those are garden roses and they're very expensive and that's how they are.

Don't worry. Oh, are they? Are they browning on the edges? Give me the heads up, lady. Did you put them in a microwave? It sounds like she's lying. I said they look tired. These roses look tired

Okay, I'll do flowers are tough. I go to Trader Joe's Popping the nicest poppin 40 bucks pop a ten dollar dude. I like a nice dollar. You know my favorite flower Let me gay my favorite flower. I like a nice sunflower God they're magical sunflower. God. I like a nice sunflower. God they're magical. God I like a nice sunflower. I don't get why bitches love roses. A nice sunflower? So sunflowers are my wife's favorite flower. And they're cheap. They brighten the whole room. They're the toy toy cameras of flowers. They are the hidden gem in the flower world. Good looking. If I could wear a sunflower in my hair I would

but I don't have the hair to support it. A nice sundress and some sunflowers? Am I cock hanging out the front? What? That's when you know you got thick hair. If you can hold a sunflower in your hair and you got hair like yours, if you got a horse tail, that's when you got dense hair. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Chin. Sunflower seeds come out of sunflowers. That's right, buddy.

Fact? I think so. Another reason to like them. Another reason to like them because sunflower seeds are so of sunflowers. That's right, buddy. Fact? I think so. Another reason to like them. Another reason to like them because sunflower seeds are so good for you. So are pumpkin seeds. See, I like a nice sunflower. The problem is when you get a sunflower for your lady, they basically, you might as well got them a gift

from the 99 cent shop. They don't appreciate it. No. Now, if it was up to me, if I was like some baller and there's some florist every Friday comes to the house, dude, sunflower this bitch up Daddy yes, I asked a friend of mine what she's up to I didn't talk to her a long time She goes well my passion is flower arrangement. No thought all right, and I didn't know what to say about this

She's well off financially other. I otherwise things aren't going well. Yeah, it's not a lot of I don't know how you advertise that You guys want a beautiful flower arrangement? Okay, it's tough for it's tough for me with like birthdays Especially one Mother's Day not so much But especially birthdays because my wife's friends all of them make more money than I do and they all know the top flower the flower Arrangers they send I I can't compete did well look come and it'll be this thing a vase You know what that is just flowers if I know how much that is? Just flowers. That's a thousand dollars. I know how much they are.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just flowers. And I'm like, oh, what am I gonna do? You fucked me. You fucked me. You fucked me. You fucked me. When you did, my, so funny.

Fucked me. It's so funny. I made the mistake of asking my billionaire friend like if he knew a good florist. And well, he had his. Different tax bracket, Bubba. He had his people reach out to me and they said try this place they sent me all the links well yeah

no we're Costco I can't spend a thousand dollars on an arrangement like that dude or fifteen hundred like if you talk to your million or a billion dollar friend and he goes where do you get your meat and go Costco he's gonna laugh you out of his fucking mouth correct I like that meat I can't buy you a field of roses I can't buy you a field of roses that I can I don't have that I don't get what the problem with sunflowers do you like sunflowers yeah yeah they're pretty oh you see that's the energy that I don't get the problem you can't have that energy yeah

yeah they're pretty yeah listen why don't people fuck with sunflowers? Cuz they're not like romantic. I guess they're amazing I mean the color is like really yellow yellow It's a little it's like a little petal with a big center. Yeah, I like that I like my favorite flowers like a blue thistle though Which is a little petal with a big center is, is like having huge balls with a small dick. That's kind of what it's like. Or is it like having a small nipple in a, I'm sorry, a small tit in a big nipple.

Oh boy, that's- Like a pepperoni nipple. Yeah, that's an issue. I've had that in my past. It's disgusting. Well, now I don't want to be mean, but- Fix that immediately, right? There's doctors for that.

There are situations- Excuse me, ma'am, you have salami on your fucking chest, right? I remember being in high school where the girl had... I was like, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I didn't understand. High school. I actually didn't understand what was going on. I was like, oof, wow.

All right, well, okay. Yeah, it's just a very thing. I don't want to be mean. Oh, your dick goes, check please. I don't want to be mean. Your dick goes, check please. I don't want to be mean. Your dick goes, my time's up. But I suppose it'd be like, listen,

I've got good news and bad news, but good news is I got impossibly large balls, which means I can get you pregnant. Bad news is you're going to feel like you're getting poked. Yeah. Like I got a little dick. The sunflower is kind of the little dick of flowers? I've never heard a woman who loves sunflowers.

I don't get it. Maybe it's for the dudes. Maybe it's for the bros. You know what? Is this gay? Maybe we start getting each other sunflowers. I would buy you sunflowers. I would buy you some.

Sunflowers? Is there anything gayer? My small petals and my big face. Is there anything gayer? It's okay. If you got me just, hey bro. If I showed up. No, but what if you did it like this?

I don't think it's gay if you do this. Hey bro, I know you like these, just do whatever you want with them. Yeah. I better get them in water. Okay, so offer me, this is what I would do. Offer me sunflowers, watch this. All right, hold on, just give me some sunflowers. You ready?

Yeah. This rain can't be my sunflowers. They do, I know it's stupid. They look good, they're cheap, they're at Air One, here's some sunflowers. Do what you want with them. You got me sunflowers? Yeah, it's not a big deal. Don't be weird. You bought these for me?

And don't be weird, man. You got these for me? Get them in water. Oh, dude, you bought me sunflowers? These are good. Can I ask you a huge question? Can I ask you a really important question? Yes.

Do these sunflowers come with instructions on how to work the balls when you're... See, I would take that, though. Yeah, I'd take that. I'd be making fun of it, right? But then I'd be like, that's really nice. You'd go put them in water and shut your fucking mouth. I would put them in water.

Then post on the gram like, oh, look at these flowers. I'd be like, look at my boyfriend. I mean, my husband, I mean, my friend, Brendan Schaub got me. Yeah. I feel like in 2024, it's acceptable to give your friend flowers. Yeah.

They're trying to make it that acceptable. You see Megan Kelly on, she goes, I feel so sorry for women now with the way boys are, the way they act so sensitive and they're just like kumbaya and they're all soft and there's no real men and they're just, we're gonna have a major population problem because boys are being taught to be super.

Yeah, and their feelings and shit. Yeah, but you know what? I think there's a there's a there's a there's a backlash to that. There's just this is love. That's why a lot of guys maybe are training MMA and a lot of guys are like I've hunted. Are you saying there's like a revolt to that? I think so. I think the majority of guys that don't subscribe to that, they're not even seeing that. They don't even notice it. Like they're doing like a fuck. Yeah, they don't't they're shooting dears and they're out in the fucking forest doing their thing fixing trucks and shit I think so. Maybe it's college By the time they're they're done with four years of college. They're wearing a dress

It's called but then if you look at the high school statistics like high school like middle school kids They're like super right. So it's like college is all woke and then the high school is like no we're not So it's like yeah, they did a poll. So it's like, college is all woke, and then the high school's like, no we're not. So it's like, yeah, they did a poll. So it's like, it's coming back the other way. So you need a balance of both. They just did a poll. Biden and Trump had an election today. Trump would beat Biden by something like,

something like almost like 90 electoral college votes. And yeah, they say Biden would need twice as many fake mail in ballots. But also, but also Hispanic people and other minorities, especially black people, they're voting for Trump. They're skewing toward Trump a lot more. So it's interesting. Brian, let's take a little break, pal. Take a little break. Because I know you see me around town scooting all over on that electric bike.

Yeah, I don't see you scooting. I see you pedaling, but you're going fast. Dude, sometimes I have to pedal, sometimes I don't, because things electric, dude. ElectricEbikes.com. You want to save on gas? You can finance it for as low as $49 a month. It's got up to 150 miles on one charge.

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But you're like, even Hunter Biden, did you listen to him on Marc Maron? I didn't. What? Oh, fuck. I know. I bet. He just had a drug problem and went through a lot of shit.

I mean, he's lying his ass off on it, but even still you're like, oh, God damn it. Yeah, I know what you mean. You and I are not- Just makes him human. It makes him human. Because when you see clips, oh God, yeah, I know what you mean. You and I are not just makes him human and makes him human. Cause when you see clips like whether it's podcasting, stand up, when you just see clips, you can come to a quick judgment.

That's right. But then when you hear them, like a long form interview, whether it's an hour or two hours, regular guy, man. I get it. Yeah, I know. That's, that's the, that's the thing about, I guess, maybe when you hear somebody for an hour or two hours, they can't help but sound human.

They're way more complicated than they may have to be. If they're a normal human being, not a narcissist. So do you know what I liked about Biden? The one thing that I really appreciated about Biden was that for, I think, something like 22 years in a row or longer, he was the poorest senator in office. So he never took advantage of any of the Nancy Pelosi, like part of it is yes, her husband is a real estate guy and all that and an investor had a hedge fund,

but Nancy Pelosi is worth something like 120 million or more dollars. And it's very interesting that she was in a position to know what kinds of laws were coming down the pipe that were going to affect the market. And if you don't think there was some pillow talk with her and her husband, it's hard not to believe that there probably was since her return on her investment or her husband's was something like 25%, 30%, 40%, 65%. That's unheard of. All of it. Politics get a politic.

Yeah, but Biden, let me see this. To back up Biden's first claim that Andrew is one of the poorest men in Congress. I'm fine. They come around. So I don't know. But if that's true, if he stayed that poor, that at least says to me that he's less, what, corrupt than a lot of people I think they're all corrupt it is what it is just part of the game being a

politician politician but also like when it comes to Biden like yeah I was that interview whatever made him more human all right maybe he's not this evil do we think what he's doing with our borders I don't give a fuck like he's making it so dangerous for the American it's insane yeah so it's like all right normal human, but you're terrible at your job. Right, they're terrible. I like people that are bad at their job.

That's all good. That's fair, yeah. I like people that are really bad at their job. He's the awful worst president we've ever had. All good, I don't want him to die. I don't hate him, but we gotta get you out of there, dude. And I'm not saying it has to be a far right guy. I'm just saying we gotta get you out. You're compromised.

Well, if you want an 86 year old by the time it's done, it's insane. The next, you know, go ahead. Dude, you know what's this weekend? I thought it was in June. What? Usyk Fury, fuck your politics. Is that this weekend?

That's this weekend, dude. You know, I'm here this weekend. Next weekend, I'm at the Danny Improv. And then June 7th, I'm at the Liberty Township in Cincinnati doing standup. Beautiful. So get in there, Danny Improv, May 24th, 25th, 26th, and in Zanes, Nashville, June 14th, 15th, 16th, and I'm going to put, I just got the Liberty Township in Cincinnati, June 7th,

one show. It's not up yet. That's all right. All right. June 7th, that's Friday. Okay, now hold on. Go back to this. This weekend, what are you doing for it?

Because that's an exciting thing. So it starts at 3.30 our time. Wow, Saturday. I have to be at Monster Jam at 6 o'clock at the crypto center. So does the undercard start at 3.30 or? No, the main card. The undercard is trash. You don't care about that.

Is that on Dazon? Where is it on? Because I have that app. No, you won't have to buy it through the app. You'll be able to purchase it at regular pay-per-view if you have Dish or whatever. That's what I do. I can't wait.

You know, I'm saying Usyk. Yeah, I think a lot of people, I think a lot of the Usyk love also is coming from is you're judging Tyson off his performance with Francis and I think you're doing him a disservice. I don't think he took it serious. I think he's the worst version of Fury we've ever seen. And I think even Usyk knows this. I bet you's the worst version of fury we've ever seen. And I think

even Usyk knows this. I bet you, I would bet any amount of money Usyk is even his teams, I'm watching that fight. Cause that version is not showing up. And maybe- You're getting the best version of Tyson and that was the version that beat Klitschko, Wilder twice, like that version you're going to get. And that's a tough test for Usyk. twice like that version you're going to get. And that's a tough test for Usyk. But having also said that the Tyson, um, France and Ghana fight.

I, I, you don't know, you don't know what kind of shenanigans were going on to keep that fight going. It's also possible that maybe Tyson Fury had an incentive to keep that fight going. I'm not saying, but I'm saying, but to your point though, either way you wouldn't base the performance you're going to get from fury Saturday off that fight, whether there were shenanigans, whether whatever happened, we know that's not the best version of Tyson. We know, we know this for a fact, correct. That was a fact.

Correct. So you're not even going to watch that tape to get ready for this fight. You're going, all right, forget that. You're going before that fight. You're going the wilder fights.'re going, all right, forget that. You're going before that fight. You're going to the wilder fights. You know, you didn't do that. That's exactly right. So with that being said, I, you know, like stylistically, the way these guys fight, I

don't think there's any knockdowns. If there is, it's probably a fury knockdown. Excellent boxers. Amazing. The best we have. Skill wise, that's the best two boxers. It's certainly heavyweight. At heavyweight, yes.

Yeah. Are they, you know, a Canelo or a... Who's sick might be. I mean, you could say who's sick skill-wise. Not the lighterweights. The lighterweights, it's just the way it goes. Yeah, but do you think that who's... Like, you wouldn't say John Jones, even though he's the best of all time, you wouldn't say

he has more skill than a Mighty Mouse. No. No. But I do think you could say... That's same with him. Like, who's the number one pound for pound in, in, uh, in a way. Yeah. In a way it's ridiculous. No, you like his skillset compared to these two.

That's so ridiculous about different sports. Yeah. But here's, here's my caveat to that too. I would say if you looked at Bevo, if you looked at who's a very, very good boxer, like an excellent boxer, but also very, um, just very orthodox, really beautiful technique. You look at even for that matter, really actually, uh, Canelo as great, he's greatness, right? But I do think in terms of like being an educated boxer, I think you could say and understanding how to set tracks. Like boxing, I Q yeah, they're up there, but as far as like skillset, I mean,

again, as far as heavyweights go, yeah, there, but as far as like skill set, I mean, again, as far as heavyweights go, yeah, the best, as far as their skill goes, those are the two best. Also, Usyk isn't a natural heavyweight. He's a cruiserweight competing at heavyweight, and he's fighting a guy who's six, eight to six, nine, and he's gonna come in about 267 pounds. So he's gonna have 47 pound advantage on minimum.

That's an issue, and also, it's not that you're just fighting the minimum. Yikes. That's an issue. And also it's not that you're just fighting the bigger guy. The bigger guy can fucking box and he has no weaknesses. He can fight off his back foot. He can counter punch. He can jab. He can pressure. He has knockout power at that size.

Has great head movement. Usyk has the best head movement. That being said, when you look at this fight, it goes to decision. It's not going to be that exciting. If you do have an eye for boxing, you're going to love it. Cause the chess match, but if you're just a casual and you want like exciting fights and rounds, this ain't it. You're going to get a decision of the highest level boxing goes decision, it's going to be super controversial. The, the Sheik or the Saudis already said there's a rematch in October.

Weird to come out with that already. So I think it's going to be super controversial the the sheik or the the Saudis already said there's a rematch in October We're to come out with that already. So I think to be super controversial to set up the rematch in October. It's interesting And then I think you get Usyk fury twice and then you get fury Anthony Joshua once or twice and then fury retires I think you have three to four more times to watch. Is Benavides fighting Bevil? That's what I want to know. Is that gonna happen? It's not gonna happen.

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Right? 100%. That's why he went up and weighed, like he's fought scary guys before and beat them or lost to them. So I don't think it's a fair thing. I think it's a money thing. I think they look at the numbers, his marketing looks and goes, David Benavides, although big in our world in boxing, outside that, you're going to have paid the exact same with

if I do Benavides or the last duty. That's 100%. Canelo goes, all right exact same with if I do benefit us or the last dude that's a hundred percent canal goes all right then why would I do that percent I have a much higher chance of losing correct he's a tough fight can I beat him of course but nobody outside of boxing knows David I'm not at all so canal seems going why I like let's look and people like always just waiting till he gets older or he's waiting till he gets more of a fan base there's that people can tell you scared him can I go Canelo you're scared of him. Canelo's like, I'm not scared of anybody.

No, that's such a stupid narrative. So disrespectful. It's amazing how disrespectful people are like shut up, you know, but then also, and then people are making fun of Canelo cause he's like, I need 200 million to fight Dave Benavides. People are like, Oh, that's ridiculous. No, dude, like pay me 200 million because if I were to fight, insert huge name, well-known name, insert Terrence Crawford, I'd probably make a shit ton of money.

I was going to say. Benavides is a really tough fight. Nobody knows him. So give me the guarantee as if I were to fight a bigger name. That's all I'm saying. As a business move, that's all he's saying. Terrence Crawford, who's much smaller than Canelo, I'm so intrigued by that fight. Good fight, yeah. I'm so intrigued by that.

I'm so intrigued by that. I don't know if that would happen. I know what's happening is Usyk and Fury. There's eight titles on the line this Saturday. They're also each making a guaranteed 60 million. That's so much money. Cause you know, this fight was never going to come to fruition. And then the Saudis go, Oh, well we print our own money. Yeah.

Here. You, what do you like money? Here's 60. Saudis go, oh, well we print our own money. Yeah. Here, you like money? Here's 60. Saudis are stepping up. You like money? Here's 60. Will you guys fight each other? They're like, yeah, we'll do it for 60 million.

Okay, do it. Step out of your divisions, enough of this nonsense. And like people- They might become the ones, you know. Oh, they're coming to LA, dude. Go back to that. Saudis are coming to LA. They put on a hell of a card, too.

It's a massive card. Saudis are taking over the boxing scene. And that's, here's the thing people, that's just the start. They're gonna start leaking into boxing, off the boxing, next thing's basketball, because they have all the money. They have more money on this. So if you're a basketball player or fighter or whatever,

and you can make 10 million fighting on ESPN, or you can make 50 million fighting on the Saudi network, you're a prize fighter. You go where the money is. You don't give a fuck whether it's American money, Saudi money, ESPN, the zone. They don't care. And the Saudis have unlimited money. Unlimited money. Unlimited. And they're coming to the United States as well. And they're already infiltrating, trying to get NBA players. It's just a matter of time. Golfers too. Live, the whole live lifting was backed by them like it they're gonna start take over because they have more money Yeah, there's nothing like the house of Saud Crazy money now and there dude, they're liberal. Look at this. Although the final figure so I know 60 mil was like what they're guaranteed

Fury could take home more than a hundred million dollars 60 mil was like what they're guaranteed. Fury could take home more than $100 million. That amount means 70% of the total winnings for both fighters, which means Usyk would take home about 30 million. Would take about 30 million into his bank account, yeah. I'm not mad at that. So much money.

Yeah, yeah. That's what they, they deserve it though. But it's the best fight to unify the titles. This hasn't happened in 25 years. Like it's such a big deal. And say what you want about the Saudis and whatever the money and all that, take all that out of it.

As far as getting Usyk in fear to fight, it would not happen if this shit show was ran by just American promotions. We'd never see it. It just boxing so corrupt and unmanageable. It's a disaster. So the Saudis went, I don't give a fuck about all your baggage. Do you like money?

You like money? Do it, fight, kill each other. Kill each other. Okay, fight. Kill each other. That's all they do. Who did Lomachenko fight this weekend? Gambosis.

Gambosis, yeah. The Australian. He won? Beat the brakes off of him. Beat the shit out of him. Still got it. Yeah beat the shit out of them Still got it. And now they're gonna do Lomachenko and Stevenson probably for the title Shakur. Yeah. Oh Yeah, Lomachenko look great another guy who's fought how many times I don't know. Oh, let's call it 500 fights

I mean something crazy. It's just unbelievable Another guy he's just just active, always fighting, always fighting. Well, you look at that Loma, Chanko and a Haney fight. Like you'd guess Haney won that. That was controversial. Man, that's close. That's how good he is. Yeah.

It's close. And he's much smaller than Haney, isn't he? Oh yeah. He's tiny. Yeah. Great guy. Yeah. You met him.

Oh yeah. Yeah. He's really good guy. Phenomenal. Does he, does,omontanko's father train Usyk? Uh, no. But they train in the same camp. Uh, they're both from Ukraine. No, I think they've trained in the same camp. Maybe, but you know, one's tiny, one's a heavyweight. Yeah. Oh, so it's just like... They wouldn't be around each other.

But wouldn't his, okay. But his dad dad his dad does not train usic. No, okay Yeah, I mean they might train together for the cameras I gotta start doing hacky sack. He's so unique. He was sick. Yeah, man Fighters like that anyway, I Mean, I think that the thing that people don't talk about with fighting is when you're a boxer or anything else like going to practice when you have to spar and Knowing that you might get knocked out like I like I remember that dude who walked in

I was like I was like how the fuck you're not even warmed up and you were like you want to be a fighter, huh? And I was like you don't even know that guy. You don't even know anything about him He's trying to kick he's six foot eight and he's gonna try to knock your head off That's really hard to do all the time because every time it happens You don't know if you're gonna get I mean, it's rare to get knocked out, you know? Rare? But it's super rare. Super rare.

If you get knocked down in practice, you got problems. You also almost broke your neck in that fucking. Oh yeah. Literally. Oh yeah. Fell on your fucking head. That's fighting though, you know, bud? Oh, fuck all that.

That's why I encourage my kid to play baseball. Don't get hurt, dude. Make that money, guaranteed money. What I like to do is watch known fighters spar with those hard sparring sessions, and you're like, oh my fucking God, oh my God, are they crushing each other, doing whatever they can.

I mean, swinging for the fences and coming out of it, like, you know, head gear, okay. This is a thing, so with Tyson fighting Jake Paul soon and people see his training footage of it like, you know, head gear, okay. But this is the thing, so with like, you know, with Tyson fighting Jake Paul soon, and people see his training footage of sparring, whatever, or whether it's Sugar Sean's recent sparring footage released, or insert whatever fighter that you like, and you're watching them train or spar, and this from a fighter standpoint, across the board,

anyone who watches that stuff and predicts a fight is an idiot. Because you have no idea what the circumstances is. So some days I'd go into practice, sparring day against killers and coaches say, we're just working on your jab. All you're doing today is setting up your jab and left hook. So when you watch footage, you're like, I can't believe Canelo got clipped there, man. Or, man, did you see Devin Haney get wobbled here? You have no clue. We don't know if that's the fourth round.

You don't know if they're working on a certain movement. Defense, yeah. You don't know if that day he ran earlier that morning. You have no clue. Right. So anyone that puts any weight into that, you have no clue about the fight game. That's right. That's right. That's why when anybody brings up practice, I don't care.

I will say this, I'm gonna say this. You know you used to fuck him up, I don't care. I will say this, I'm gonna get your take on this. I'm gonna send this to you right now, Chin, all right? Send this to you and I wanna play this, because I wanna get your take on this. I have a little something about this. Because I feel like I was very impressed.

something about this. Cause I feel like I was very impressed. I was very impressed with the speed and power of Tyson. Now that he seems to be in shape. You just did what I just called people more for. You'll see. It's on social media. It's on Instagram or something. Him shadow box and a hit myth.

Uh, no, he's just hitting a bag, but I was like, he's much faster and stronger than I ever thought he would be at his age. Yep. And that's going to be a lot to deal with. For sure. Watch this. Watch this. This is, this is, this is amazing speed to be his age.

Now, I don't know what it means. Come on, punch it. Yeah. I mean, it's a lot to deal with. Looks like the old Tyson there, right? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah.

He looks like a savage. Yeah. Now, I can see getting Jake Paul in a corner and doing that. That's going to be a lot to deal with. If he catches you on the chin, you're going straight. Trouble, trouble, super trouble. What do you think? It doesn't matter? No, like this is set up for this exact reason.

Like this sells pay-per-view. So all you guys look at it and go, oh my God. No, no, no, no, no. Just three years ago, we saw him fight Roy Jones. But I'm saying that speed is, that's impressive physically. So I, he's much faster than anybody at 57. Like that's, that's a hundred percent.

And he, he looks much stronger and faster than he should. That's to me. Impressive. Now, obviously he's shooting. Yeah. It's Mike Tyson. Well, that looks more like the old Mike Tyson than it does the new Mike Tyson. I think it sets expectations so you go, oh man, it's the old Mike Tyson.

So the question is, how long is that video? Let's say 10 seconds? A few seconds. Ah, let's be generous. Let's say 20 seconds, which is a long time. 20 seconds, which is a long time. 20 seconds, right? That video is 20 seconds and the majority of people go, oh my God, Tyson's back, right? So the fight I think is 10 rounds. You think he can do that for 10 rounds? Absolutely not.

Of course not. Of course not. But he can knock out, he still has power to knock you the fuck out. And he's a very good boxer. He's a he's a very, very well, with eight, two minute rounds, huh? Eight rounds, two minute rounds, 14 hours close. Interesting. And it's a probe out now. I think that favors Tyson right there

with two minute rounds. I think it favors both of them. Jake doesn't have the experience where he's gonna drag a fighter into the late rounds. Are you choosing Jake in that fight? Yeah, Jake doesn't have the experience where he's gonna drag a fighter into the late rounds you are are you? choosing Jake in that fight Yeah, I'd be it's tough to score the fight. I don't know what's going on, you know Behind the scenes, you know

How to soon Jake decision I don't think anybody there's no finishes that Nothing anybody gets you think that Tyson I don't think anybody gets better. You think that Tyson, I think Tyson is stronger still, bigger. Um, I think he probably hits harder still. And do you think the question is, can Tyson cut the ring off and get Jake in a corner? And see, I, see, I don't, I don't know if I agree if Tyson hits harder and he's stronger, was he 56? That's the thing.

57. I don't think so. 57. Mm-mm. Yeah. Cause Jake walks around over 200 in shape. He hits hard. He's young. Yeah. I don't know what 57 year old's gonna be stronger,

you know what I'm saying? It's tough. It's a very, it's a real fact. Now, is a 57 year old Tyson stronger than your average fucking 24 year old? Of course. Yeah. But Jake ain't your average fucking 24 year old? Of course. Yeah. But Jake ain't your average 24 year old, whatever he is. Nice.

He's a trained professional boxer. Strong. Who trains all the time. I'm really curious. Yeah, I don't think anybody gets knocked out. I'm very intrigued by it. Would you say you're more intrigued by this or Tyson Usyk? Tyson Usyk.

Ultimately, I mean, just because I wanna watch high level boxing. I know, but your excitement level and the time you spent on this is a lot more than Usyk Tyson. And that's my problem with- Well, yeah. That's my problem with, you know what? Everybody.

I think I'm just, I just wanna see if, I just want to see if I'm being way too optimistic. My emotions say I want to see Tyson, I just like, I want to see an older man to go like, holy shit, he's still got it. Because your age. Yeah, but then, but then we all know that when you're 57, you're so much slower, and Jake is

27th of the prime of his life, he's got speed, power and your reaction time. Getting your gloves up when somebody throws a shot is hard man. Taking hits is tough too. All that. Yeah, that one's weird. Anyone who says they know how that's gonna go is just. But I'll tell you this.

I think people as well, Jake is fighting an old Tyson. His heart's gonna to be beaten. It's not a cakewalk. He's getting ready for it. Yeah. Why are you laughing? I mean, I'd like to see him fight a younger guy. Well, me too.

Me too. I would too. But he's smart because I'm intrigued. Yeah, people watch. You'd say Jake's going to be nervous when he steps in the ring. Yeah, for sure. Well, he'd be nervous of his chin.

Yeah, I mean, you're always nervous. Whether it's Mike Tyson or chin, or me, he's gonna be nervous. But do you think his coaches are very, very optimistic for Jake? Could you hear people like Teddy Atlas, and you hear people like Roy Jones Jr. saying, Jake made a mistake, right?

Now, I don't know if they're saying that for the cameras. My whole thing with this is I don't know exactly what's going on behind the scenes. But you don't know. I don't know, I don't know if they're saying that for the cameras. I don't know what's going on. My whole thing with this is I don't know exactly what's going on behind the scenes. You don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Because I'm going based off Mike Tyson. I'm going off the hard facts we know. His performance.

So if it's the same Mike Tyson, which most likely it will be, that fought Roy Jones, in all actuality, he should get fucked up. Which isn't how the world should work. It's not good. And I don't think Tyson and Jake would sign up for that because that's not good for Jake, that's not good for Tyson. So if that's not the case, what are we gonna get?

Yes, if that's not the case, what are we gonna get? Exhibition versus boxing. Yeah, I don't know. So it's hard to even critique. I think it's fun and it's fun to talk about, it's fun to watch, but as far as like real boxing, it's not something. How do you pull that off without being able to see that?

Right? So how do you pull off an exhibition without being able to tell, those guys are pulling their punches, especially Tyson. Like, wait, what are you doing there? Right, like how? Well, could you tell that Floyd was carrying Connor or Floyd was carrying Logan Paul?

A little bit, a little bit. No, I couldn't see that Floyd was carrying Logan Paul. No. Was he carrying Logan Paul? Some people say that. What do you think? I don't know. I don't know.

What do you think? I literally, I don't know. But you gotta realize those guys are so good at boxing and have been there so long. You're not gonna know. You're not a boxer. Yeah. I've boxed, golden gloves.

I'm not at the level they're at. They can do things that make it seem the real deal. But again, I don't know. That's why it's tough to even comment on it. I don't know exactly what's going on behind the scenes. Cause if you told me it's a hundred percent real, everything's going down, they can knock each other out. I'm like, yeah, Jake should win.

Should knock him out. I'm like, yeah Jake should win right should knock should knock him out I mean, he's 56 I've seen him walk around with a canine before Yeah so it's like I've seen him have to have a cane before so it's like I you know if I'll tell you what's frustrating and I'm gonna go back to this if you're spending more time on this than the eight belt Unification world heavyweight title fight is this Saturday look I'm very excited about it and it hasn't happened in 25 years

I'm excited and you're talking to me about low about I'm intrigued. I'm intrigued I mean, I want to see if I'm gonna get snowed or if I'm gonna get a real place Saturday when is that fight July 20th, I believe. You've got a long time, dude. Long way to go, man. Who's Sick Fury is this Saturday, dude. Who's Sick Fury is this Saturday. That's going to be sick. Oh my God.

Yeah. All right. Did you see they're selling VIP tickets for $2 million for that? $2 million? Not cheap. Now hold on. Before, that's what I said. Chin brought this up on Shob Show.

I went, $2 million? That's ridiculous. Let me tell you what you get. Once I heard this, I'm like, all right, if I had $2 million to throw around, I would do it. So you get, I think 10 tickets, floor side. You get transportation to and from the venue for weigh-ins, press conference. You get 10 tickets, you said? 10 tickets, floor side, you get transportation to and from the venue for weigh-ins, press conference, 10 tickets. You get a penthouse the night before the fight and the night of the fight.

So a penthouse for you and your buddy and then four rooms next to it for the other eight guests. You get to go into the locker rooms of both fighters before the fight and get a picture and sign gloves for you and your ten friends you Get to go in the ring post fight. You just go in the ring and you also get gifts. I Mean it's great. It's a lot. I know it's a lot. It better be a lot. No blowjobs Nothing, but that might fall under special gift Okay, so it says premium gifts and no one knows what that is exactly it Yeah, it could be like like Brennan said you could be Rolex watches, you know, you never know. Yeah, two million dollars So no, yeah top there and it ain't them

It's an experience if you got if you have a billion dollars And you want to buy those are people paying to me I want to buy some rich some rich billionaire to impress his son or some chick. Yeah Imagine if some billionaire, you know, I just feel like the bit I still feel like a fucking loser like hey, how you doing? Okay, and then you know, come on in and I feel like a sights here in and I feel like a sights here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Two mills, a lot of money. It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. It's like the thing about like where, where it's a matter of public record where Johnny Depp paid $3 million to shoot Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of

a cannon. Now, I don't know where that money, like, did you shop around? Like, you came out with a price tag of $3 million. Like, it's just a cannon and some fucking ashes. And apparently Johnny Jepman wanted to shoot those ashes higher than the Statue of Liberty. But he has so much money, that's kind of shit you do. Like when Nicolas Cage was going through his shit,

and he was buying like T-Rex heads in Medieval times, castles and stuff, oh I love it. He had an emerald tree boa. It's so cool. He had an emerald tree boa. I love it. That's exactly what I would do. He would do things like, try this caviar, I got it from.

Yeah, if I was a billionaire, things would show up, like what is that, I'm like, I bought this dinosaur egg, it's two million years old. I'm friends, I know somebody, I'm very good friends with somebody who's good friends with him. And not, he didn't say it, but his lady told me some great stories.

Not bad stories about Nick Cage, but he's just like. He's wild. He's wild, he just loved little things, like he'd be like, try this caviar with this and this, you know? And that's my Emerald Tree boa. And you know, he's just like crazy. It's fantastic. It's like that movie Blank Check from the 90s or 80s,

but with a grown man. It's so cool. What would you, like I give you that much money and you have, and I'm gonna count to 20, and I want to know exactly what you're gonna buy. Okay, ready, go. Cars, fish.

1,003. No, what are they? Specific 1,003. Cars, I'd buy a GTR, Nismo. I'd buy two of them. One I'd leave regular, the other I'd mod. I'd buy a Shelby Super Duty Raptor R. I would buy, you still going?

I'd buy a regular F-150 crew cab, and then just mod it out. I would buy all the going I'd buy a regular f-150 crew cab and then just mod it out I would buy all those dogs by 20 seconds and you got through all cars got through you let me get the fish I didn't get to my red. Arowana from China Three fucking cars now I like pretty like six like no house. No nothing cuz that's too easy That's for dummies. What do you mean? Of course. But everyone, like if I ask every single person, but a house somewhere. Your first thing you're gonna say is house. Yeah, somewhere. Of course. Of course house. You didn't say that. No, this is much more interesting. You had 20 seconds, bro. Yeah, but if you knew cars, you would appreciate the cars I made. I mean fuck off with your cars.

How many do you need? You already have the cars. I know, but house, okay. But we need a Bel Air, Palisades, Malibu. So you just got, you used to have, But we're gonna get a Bel Air, Palisades, Malibu. You just got used to have like you had this Hellcat or whatever it is. Now you want to Porsche. Hold on, demon. You got to get it right. Let's take a little break here. Can we take a break?

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There we go, baby. What would you get, B? What would I get? I would, I would all be places to stay. I would get a working olive oil farm in Tuscany. I would get an amazing place on the beach in Sicily. I would, uh, I would get a Pied-a-Terre in Paris, just places I can go and spend time and don't kid yourself. Nor in America?

I'd get a penthouse over the, uh, Piazza Navona, Newport beach, Manhattan beach. This is where you'd live and somewhere awesome in St. Petersburg, Florida. That's where I would fucking live Yeah, and maybe somewhere up in Northern California, too. That's a lot of houses though. Now you're traveling a lot so I don't know but I think I would just I Think that would be a lot of fun

Or it wouldn't and you spend time in one place. I'm not sure yeah You end up selling them because you're always in one place. Who wants to move all the time? I always think I always think about the guy I met him to, who owned all the Outback steak houses. And not Australian. Yeah. What? No, it's a family on the East coast that invented it and just, it's not Australian.

Oh yeah. And, and, and, uh, anyway, was this Outback or Saddleback? I can't remember who it is, but anyway, they own, yeah, the steak chain of, you know. And so, nice guy, really good guy too. And just a down to earth guy, and just a good businessman. And then he owned ranches and he owned same kind of like houses everywhere and just, you know, flew privately and life was good. And then got COVID and got tinnitus in his ears. And there was a ringing that wouldn't go and got tinnitus in his ears. And there was a ringing that wouldn't go away. That's such a dark story.

I know. And then he- Yeah, then he offed himself. Yeah, you know about that? You read about that? Yeah, he told me, man. Yeah. So, you know-

But back to Outback, not Australia. You don't want ringing in your ears. Watch this. Outback, yeah, Outback, it's all marketing. It has nothing to do with Australia. A great place. An American family made it up. Really?

Yep. Nothing to do with Australia. Damn. Outback Steakhouse. Yep. We should go to lunch there soon. I'm not mad at Outback. You guys get that, what's it called, Bloomin' Onion? Like the worst thing you could ever eat in your life? They're so bad for you?

So bad. Really? Why? See, they're made in Wisconsin, right? The calories, Bri. An American chain of an Australian-themed casual dining restaurant. Yeah, no shit.

What do we got? Let's go to some current events. I should have peed. Go for it now. All right, take a break. Okay guys, Southwest Airlines. This passenger apparently was a little sleepy and decided she wanted to climb into an overhead bin

to take a nap. Did she shut it? You know how small you'd have to be? I guess not an option for me. That is so interesting. I feel like you could do that. I'll stuff you in there. With my 511 you're thin enough where you could get in there. Because those, they do go deep. I'm 1'70".

What are you talking about? That's tiny, dude. I'm so small for a human. How did she get up there? She put her foot on the top there and jumped on in, ass first. That's crazy that you just got in there. She had to know that they were going to go,

you can't do that, right? Well, I guess her argument was, Southless, let you choose your own seat. Did she get away with it? Of course not. Although if someone shut it, how would they know? I mean, that's genius. And also how would you get out though if you shut it?

Is it genius? I feel like you'd have more room in the seat. You'd have to be crazy to do that. I would never do that. Some people are out of their mind. The other thing is she's not young. No, they've got to know. It's like a mom jumping up and down.

You got to know that you're just being crazy Wait, how is she in there like that? I know it looks so small unless it is it continuous is that there? You can see the side right here where it closes off. They run pretty deep But she's definitely Folding her legs or something and if it's a short like our flight to Vegas some from LA that ain't bad Straight, but you can't really stretch your legs. So it doesn't make a ton short like hour flight to Vegas or something from LA, that ain't bad. But you can't really stretch your legs. So it doesn't make a ton of sense. That's hard. That's weird. What else you got Jen?

Yeah. So Brian, tennis star, Camila just decides to kind of quit and wants to be a lingerie model. Yeah. Let's see if she has a future. Yeah. She's a... But now there's word coming out. From that picture.

Well show the lingerie photo. Hold on, where is it? There. Oh yeah, she's gonna have a future. Yeah. It sucks when they do the photos of her teeth like that. Well, cause she's like, ah. She's trying.

I know they do it on purpose, man. Oh yeah, she's gonna crush it. She's a great, great tennis player. I think that playing on that level is so exhausting. She's been doing it since she was six. You're just like, I'm done. I don't want to do this anymore. But what rank was she?

She was, she was a contender. She's won some pretty big matches. Yeah, she was big. She was top she was, She's won some pretty big matches. Yeah, she was big. She was top 20. First round, 2023. Top 20. US Open tennis tournament. But now there's word coming out that's like,

cause everybody was just shocked. And now it's like, she might have some tax issues. And that's why she's immediately stopping playing tennis. Oh, so she can pay back them taxes and come back in. Yura Khabib didn't pay his taxes? Yeah. That's what they say. Keep going down. say. I know they did taxes in Russia. You know, you know, you know what?

Yeah, they do. Yeah, apparently they do they're coming after can be Was it three or thirty mil? I forgot what it was something three. It's all three mil which to him can be too much You want to click on that. It's all good. It gets people like Brian. Yeah. I wasn't even looking at that. I was looking at the other things. Keep going.

What else you got? Hold up. Give me. Oh, I want to see what her ranking was. Is she had some tactics? She was interesting. It's just like when you, when you watch those Netflix things on the tennis players and the golfers, the amount of mental anguish they go through and just constantly battling their own demons in their head, it's just like...

That's every professional. Yeah, the number one player was like... The number one player, what's her name? She's from Ukraine, or Russia. And she was... He said her trainer, who's just name? She's from Ukraine, or Russia. And she was, he said, her trainer, who's just new to the team goes, man, I'm nervous for tomorrow.

And the other trainer goes, hey, hey, don't say that around her. Don't put your fucking nerves on her. Everything's really delicate. Oh, this is hilarious. So after the Mavs game the other day, Luca did a press conference. Oh, dude. Yeah, just play it press conference. You haven't? Oh dude.

You haven't seen this? Yeah, just play it, Jun. Yeah, computer's slow. I know my nuggets are up. It's tied now, two two, going back to Denver, baby. They're not up, B, but they tied it. It's over. It's for sure over.

Let me refresh this. Do you think Anthony Edwards is a- So good, future MVP. Do you think he's Michael Jordan's illegitimate son? No. They have similar faces. Have you seen their faces? It's so funny.

It's like they look... He looks so much like a young Jordan. It's weird. It's weird. I'll bring it up in a sec. We've got to do a side by side. Watch this. Oh, we've got a big difference. I'm just gonna...

I'm just gonna go over the world. I'm not gonna talk about chess. I'm just gonna share my thoughts on it. What do you think? What do you think? Look at his face. That's either some girl just getting taken from behind or murder. It's either murder or sex.

It's either murder or sex. She's definitely having sex. It's either murder or sex, right? Yeah, but I would say- But you're alarmed either way. It's definitely sex. Yeah. He's like, I I would say you're alarmed either way. It's definitely sex Yeah, he's like, oh, that was all his face is so funny. I think someone probably had their phone and accidentally opened I don't think so. I think it's professional athletes and one of the groupies snuck in the back

That's right. The player snuck in the back and his giant dick was penetrating her. That's that is probably I've seen way too much first Forty-eight, I'm not a detective. I'm not a detective. But I watch a lot of First 48. I'm going to say that that's where I'm going. That's exactly what happened. I would say that that's exactly what happened, that there was some back door banging. Yep.

And I, you know, this also might come as a surprise, but pro athletes, they get laid. Yeah, some girls like giant men. Directly after the game too. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. They call it letting steam out. Yeah, there are a lot of girls Directly after the game too. Yes. Yeah. I've heard. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

They call it letting steam out. Yeah, there are a lot of girls that like regular guys like me. Yes. There are also apparently some girls that like a guy who's 6'8", with a... And I like to imagine his big dick is so big that he's in another room and she's right by the press conference room. I like the way you're thinking. I like the way you're thinking.

That might be true too. And you merely thought white guy, right? I did think a white guy. I don't see color, but I thought what were you thinking? White. Right. Yeah. Sure.

What else you got, Jen? There you go. Let's see. Is this in? This one? Yeah. This one I just thought was a cute little kid. Let me refresh real quick.

Looks like Sambo. Looks like Russian Sambo. Couple of little Russian kids. Look at this guy. That's Sambo. Look at his chin down. Look at the Oh, that's a great move. Look at his face, man. How adorable is his face? That was a hell of a little beast.

That's what they do in Russia. Yeah. Well, we in America, while you argue over pronouns of kids, this is what Russia's doing. This is correct, sir. This is correct. That's what we're competing with. Yeah.

This one? Yeah. This is a funny clip about, and he's not wrong, so we'll just play from the beginning. All right, let me refresh real quick. We've got a whole new clip. Where's the go hammocks on? We've got a whole new clip. Oh my god. That guy's awesome. Oh my god! I said I won't be stopped! Oh my god!

He's like a caterpillar That guy's awesome! He's right, there's no sign Where's the no hammock sign? Where's the no hammock sign? He's hiding! Here, look, it's all good He goes, you can't see me, I can't see you

He's awesome! I would absolutely allow him Oh my god! It's all good. He goes, you can't see me. I can't see you. He's awesome. I would absolutely allow him. Yeah. His only problem is he should done in the back of the bus. So he's stopping people from sitting down in the seats, right? So funny. That's so funny. Show me the sign that says no hammock. He said, be man, I can't see you, you can't see me. That's genius. I wonder if he's trolling.

So this is a sad one. This is wild. I watched Sam Rubin all the time. It's KTLA, right? Yeah, Channel 5. He was just on last week. Yeah. I don't wanna get this podcast demonetized.

I'll tell you off air, I have a friend who works close at KTLA. It told me how it went down. Let's take a little break, B, because I'll tell you what, man. I wish there was something for your dogs, those horrible prescription pills. Or if you go to the gas station, they have the Rhino 70,000. I don't want a boner for 10 years. You want side effects from the bones. But you want a science-backed wellness product?

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Oh yeah you could. Come on now. Just so you guys know, we were having off camera discussions. We were having clandestine. Theories of why he died yeah there's a hot theory out there but also KTLA they had another guy he didn't die but he left you remember the black dude he was on there and then all of a sudden he's just not on there he's like today's my last day I'm going somewhere else like the hell I like this guy you know I'm talking about no from KTLA. Recently, yeah recently.

No. My boy Dallas Page, I think his name's Dallas Page, the weatherman's still doing it. Yeah, I've met Dallas. Dallas Rains, that's right. He's still dropping knowledge on the weather. Easiest gig, easiest gig in show business. Dallas Page is a wrestler. That's right.

Diamond Dallas Page. Something, so I went to Dallas Reigns one man show about 15 years ago. The meteorologist? One man show. What was that? And it was pretty good. Not Dallas Page?

Yeah, Dallas Reigns. He was an actor. He started as an actor. Let me do this. Any weather person you see on LA local TV came here to be the next Tom Hanks. Yeah, that's exactly right. And then that doesn't work out.

It's 100%. And then they get a degree in weather and then you see them giving you the weather on your local news station. Now, if you've ever seen the weather women on Spanish. They're holding your attention. They're going to hold your attention. If you look at the weather women on Spanish. Rain ain't the only thing dumping them.

All right. Yeah. Spanish channels. Uh, it's a little bit outrageous. They're, they're outraged. Yeah. Garcia is the number one. Like you're like, what, what, how do you walk? Oh, oh, oh, there we go. Yeah. If that's what you're into. Yeah. Some people are. Every day is hot. My every day aren't. Every day is hot. My- Every day is hot. Every day is hot. Smokin' hot.

Today, smokin' hot. With no chance of it cooling down. But they get it right, don't they? They get it right, Brendan. I got Al Roker. Could be foggy, which is another word for steamy. You give us, so Latins get this, we get Al Roker. We get Al Roker.

What the fuck is wrong with us? What the fuck is wrong with us? I know it's rain and it's still a great day. We're just gonna deny what we like? Like yeah, but Al Roker got an Ozempic. I don't give a fuck. She's in a tank top. I mean, I appreciate this.

Guadalajara. This one? Yeah, right there. I mean, I appreciate this. Kuala Hara. This one? Yeah, right there. I mean, I just like, I appreciate even the girl next door. That looks like a college student doing the weather. I don't appreciate that. I need a little more effort, at least dress up for it if you're gonna do it.

I mean, it's unreal. Come on, what is going on here? The weather is hot. Dude, right? I'm just trying, I'm only one man, especially cause she's's 100% natural. I love this. It says, would you watch a female anchor just because she's so attractive?

Yeah, I would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course I would. And if they're knowledgeable on it, I'd much prefer it. I mean, it's just... I'd much prefer that than Al Roker every fucking morning. Me too. Me too. With his turkey neck. Fucking too.

And I, and yes. Yeah. I mean that, that's just ridiculously unbelievable. LA does that though too. If you look at the hosts out in LA, they don't fuck around. Yeah. LA, yeah. They still, they still do their thing. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Yeah. One of the bombers about feminism is, you know, it's like, all right. Oh, you guys watch this part. This is the funniest shit ever. Yeah. Did you see the, when they had the black guy who was doing pretending be the first, be the first, first time I'd ever seen a computer. Did you ever see that? No, what was it on? I don't on this clip, but okay, so real quick. So it's a New York governor who said that Let me just play this clip young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word a

Computer is they don't know they don't know these things and I want the world open up to all of them Because when you have their diverse voices innovating solutions through technology then you're really addressing society's broader challenges I'm a young black man from the Bronx and I think this real though she did say that she said that young black kid she did say that. This is the funny. And she apologized for it. Obviously. Yeah, this is so fucking funny.

There's nothing more racist than that. Or remember with the mail-in voting, they said you don't need an ID because ID is racist. But just to say like young black kids in the Bronx don't know what a computer is, it's so like, why would you say something like that? She's just so out of touch they don't know no you didn't see the meat that the one thing was so fucking funny I'm gonna keep going to this guy this guy this guy this made me laugh so hard I think that's all we have though. This one? Oh, that one. That's good.

Shaq is a little upset with Shannon Sharp, guys. Why? Well, so Joker won, you know, MVP again. Of course. And Shaq went on there and told him, like, hey, you definitely deserve it, but I think Shy should have won for this season. Shannon Sharp came out and pretty much said that he thinks Shaquille's jealous of Jokic. Oh, wow.

And he put out a little diss track about it. That's weird. This one? Yeah. When it comes to Shaq, Shaq hates every big man. If you haven't noticed, he does. He doesn't like the big man, rightfully so, because that's his position.

He is, in his mind mind he is the apex predator no matter what no one says we don't care he don't care what you say he don't care you can throw all the championships and all that if we lace him up and we had to in our prime had to play against each other our prime he thinks he's the apex predator. Those awards hurt and can't irritate the hell out of him. It's the MVP's deal. It's the MVP's deal. It's the MVP's deal. Because they only have one. One. One.

They didn't think that I would win, but I won. You think you can say something about the D's, but you ain't gonna say something about that? You got an MG4K classification. It's too much talking going on. I'm the best in the world I'm number one I'm the best in the world number

I'm the best in the world number Oh no, shit You going to Your whole demeanor is faker than your rapper B-Feed You saw before you could fly, you rather tweet me I was in three different cars when you was in 3C All I see is dollar signs, they coming in 3D Make it hot, ain't no way around my degree You are not in my spot, you are like a peewee

Jula got him calling me Rocky the way I re-read I get to the green bag, I don't mean a lawnmower Jet flying, or a driving best by a Donkora I'm the one and only, want it won't be no encore It ain't about the money then what I gotta respond for I told him I was the best and then I proved it I went to Solomon and made my neck look like a Rubik's Shaq I'll always be shining so call me Kubrick I just play the money and come together like music

Bumpy talking that shit they got my feet Good beat. He's good. I've lost all talkin' that shit. They got my feet. Should I go playin'? He's good. I've lost all energy in my body. I think he's good. Yeah, as far as like athletes go, that rap, Shaq's probably the best. Yeah.

But I really don't know why. I couldn't understand what he was like. There's a lot going on there, talking over each other at the beginning. They're interrupting like a fire and kid podcast. So a couple lines where, don't forget, I know what you did to get where you're at. Me jealous sounds like you jealous.

I know you trying to stay relevant. Are you the cookie monster? Me jealous, you jealous. Are you Jar Jar Binks? Me jealous. You jealous. This cracked me up. This poor guy, my dad, this niggas,

I send this to my dad my dad goes What he's got a great voice. He didn't even get it. Watch this guy. I Don't know why Just rollin with it man were there and the twilight's last gleaming. And the rocket's red glare, were so gallantly there, the rocket's red glare. He's panicking, he's panicking. And the rocket's red glare, were so gallantly

there, the rocket's red glare. Holy shit, stripes were all there. And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. Oh shit, stripes are all there. ["The Star-Bangled Banner"] He said, we're there twice. ["The Star-Bangled Banner"] Come on, dude.

Poor guy. My dad was like, he's got a great voice. What? I'm like. ["The Star-Bangled Banner"] He doesn't fuck this up does he? No. Look at his face afterwards. What did he do?

He's all. He's dope though because he kept going. The show must go on. I can't believe he didn't get booed Ben. He might have but there's no crowd I think Yeah, you got one job he just panic Stripes were there and the bombs were all there She would tell you fucked up. Bombs were all there.

I guess the rockets were there. He got everything. He got done and went. Like you had one chance. You had one job. It'd be funny if you brought a date there. Oh my god. She's like, no, I thought it was, you'd miss some stuff for sure, but it's not the end

of the world. It is though. It will never have me back. It is the end of the world. I fucked up the only song everybody knows. Dania Improv, Dania Beach, Florida, May 24, 25, 26. I'll be hitting the stage, come get some. And then this just added, Liberty Township, Cincinnati,

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