The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen & Diplo Have the SAME Confession! | TFATK Ep. 878

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

After Diplo's recent confession, Bryan now has something in common with him! Also, the guys talk Bryan's friend beating cancer! Alistair Overeem getting busted again, the reality of how much Brendan really weighs, the first time Bryan and Brendan met, all new current events around the world and much more!  

Yes we did, just we back at it again. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. It's the fighter in the kid. This is really the fighter in the kid. Come on, baby. Come on now. Let me get this over the top. Dude, let me tell you something right now. Got you word green again.

I word green again. I'm in a good mood. Me too. But I'm in a good mood because of this. I wanted to say this to anybody struggling with cancer. Oh my god. Oh my god. My friend. Oh god. My friend was diagnosed with multiple my llama four and a half years ago. It was a bad prognosis. She did this experimental therapy four years, half years later. They were like, hey, this is the last resort. She gets in these trials. Where'd she go? She got in. Her numbers were so bad. They were like, hey, this is the last resort. She gets in these trials. Where'd she go? They, she got in, her numbers were so bad, they were like, you know what, let's give this a shot. It worked so well, they called her up,

they were like, listen, we can't find any trace of cancer in your body. These new therapies that are coming about because of technology that's moving at an exponential rate, if you're sick, get positive because they're coming up with shit in real time that's moving in an exponential rate. If you're sick, get positive because they're coming up a shit in real time that's actually curative. I mean, when it's been, how long?

And it's been really quiet. How long, huh? But how long? They don't worry about Pfizer and the pharmaceutical companies. No, what's crazy is profit on it. But some of those things are making a fortune. I mean, some of those things are making money, but they're also like really working, right?

Because this thing is essentially, it's a, they figured out a way to get her helper T-cell to be a super T-cell. They do this weird thing in a lab, and then it teaches your other T-cells how to be super T-cells. So it kills, actually your own immune system kills the cancer.

And- Just say it worked, right? It worked. It sounds worse when you break it down. I know. I don't believe it. No, I don't believe it. We're all pro-

We're all the super- I don't know. Ask me what a T-cell. Ask me what a T-cell. God, no. Yeah, no, no. I don't know anything. So who are you doing this for?

I know this. Yeah, but how many people have opinions about viruses and everything else? No, dude, the virus, hey, hey, hey, you are a fucking comedian. Yeah. We all do this. Yeah. I have a joke about that, like vegans.

They annoy me a little bit because they come from cities usually and they're upper class, you know, uh, there's no big ass farmers. White people from from mesh ball and cities. You know, not, but you have strong opinions about farming. Yeah. You've never met a farmer. Never worked with your hands And I suffer from the same issue. I got you know

I do all I got plenty of opinions this bro bro science is fine. That's what makes podcasting well You can get away with it here. I'm my favorite thing of course is to take a non-fighter knows nothing and explain why Disgusting somebody's really good at fighting disgusting and I'll start going well his eye the way he lines his eye up Where his feet are what's like? I don't really know what I'm talking about you and Tom Tom with books our show Tom knows fighting too. Yes, and I told Tom I go eat Tom's always right If you want to talk about fighting take Brian other group chat I said do you know this I don't participate when Brian's in there because he's like Marib's gonna be Peter Yann I said I would bet any amount of money Marib Molly, Molly Watts, Peter Yon. And I just, and you went, no, come on.

And I text Tom, he, he, Brian, don't know who Marab is. So when you add that to the group chat, you're literally wasting your text. Oh, I feel like it's going, Peter's better. You went, Peter, come on, his take down offense of it, okay. Yeah, then I watched that guy, then I was like, oh, you're in him, you're still in the house, right? You still know, yeah.

He's a fucking monster. My God, monster. My God, and You still know. He's a fucking monster. My God. Monster. My God. And also doesn't seem to get tired at all. I mean, how do you deal with the guy's constantly trying to take you down? She's gonna have some questions on that, but that's true, not me.

One of the questions. Don't. I'm just saying like, he seems skeptical. I'm not saying he is. I'm just saying he looked like he was such in good shape that he was like a guy that would be on EPO, but he's not. I'm just saying, that's a compliment. That's how good he was.

I mean, you know, the guy, the guy, those dudes are, they just take training to a different level. Oh yeah? Yeah, the trainings training. Russians, Chinese, none of those people. He trains a new jersey. Yeah, I know he trains a long ago. A long ago.

Yeah, but he's Georgian, yeah. But he came up wrestling and fighting since he was probably what seven I mean who knows but still the training is training right but the questions don't do that stuff oh yeah it's just had a little skeptical hit boys that's fair I'm definitely not dissing anybody comes out of a long list camp fuck that that No, why would you dissing others guys? Yeah, there's Kiki running a fucking I love right? But also no listen. He's just a beast Do you see that look cold cold become coming? Tint doesn't get tired cold be cover tint doesn't get tired

He keeps going. He's he his cardio's Control and say why you what what are you doing? I'm with you insane. Okay Come on. Who's been yeah? Come come on. Uswin. That's all the problem and doesn't run or can't run. Can't run. That means. Over him got busted for PDs. You believe that shit? I love it. His team's like we denied these allegations. Well, yeah, like yesterday got busted and is when against about a harry also why are they testing for steroids in glory especially when over him's forty four years old what did you think was gonna happen

you signed the for the uber him yet he delivered you got the uber him you've won the fight what are you doing test in this man yeah i don't what kind of shenanigan bullshit is this? About a heart, he's got to be 45 now. Neither of them are young. No.

He was a st... But why test these guys? 38. Okay. He's a rough cat. He's got... It was like somebody on the slap fight, Lee got busted for cocaine.

It's like hold on. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I thought that was promoted I thought when you saw the contract comes with math and cocaine to slap each other isn't that what this is isn't that what we're doing it's not what we're doing why would you test those guys what the fuck are you doing I don't know I didn't know glory tested that's weird you especially out there especially an older over him.

It just doesn't make a ton of sense. It doesn't make a ton of sense. Don't make ton of sense at all. I'm just out raised. Are you caught up on last of us? No. Season finale. We came to talk about George's night out.

I watch full swing about pro golfing. Okay. And yeah, I don't want to be able to golf. Yeah, I asked you if you watched the last of us, not some boring shit, dude. It's golf, dude. Pro golf. You don't play golf. No.

No, I hate golf. I hate golf. Not tasting anything. That's fun, but you got to play golf. I hate tasting anything. I don't like the fans of golf. I don't like anything about golf. I know it's really hard

But it's a mental game those guys at the top You play all the time. Well, you you play against 156 other guys and then you're in a big tournament. Yeah, it's pro sports Re-miss takes your fuck. It's pro sports. It's more than a sport. It's a skill set. It's a weird skill set It's a sport for sure but mental thing for sure I told you when I was doing that Chetty Golf tournament and they had Bubba Watson there, right when he won the Masters. Wow. He would only do it that to fly him in on a private helicopter

because he lives in Florida. So they flew in private helicopter, they were playing at TBC Saul Grass, which is legendary. I had no business playing golf there. I fucked up the course. Sure. So everyone was like, oh my God, way in and everywhere. He lands on the whole nine and he's you know

He's ready go. He's like in all she's all I was like that's a goddamn American right there He waves everybody their hand in a club. He's goes like this no warm nothing Hunk yeah kink right next to the hole probably like doing it. I was like he's like this is back on the hill come what Really oh, that's the three millionth time he's done it. See guys hilarious Well, I get a kick when you're watching these guys and they're about to tee off and they're hitting it 300 yards There are people there's a quarter of people watching If that guy slices that ball, you're losing your eye or your life.

I know. I know. I would be down. It's unbelievable. The four. And that's the, yeah. Like you need to fuck the, like the people that got fucked up from golf ball.

My buddy got fucked up. John Rankus everybody. He got hit in the tournament right in the head. Knocked out. Knocked out. Got the whole thing. You got to go. No, I'm okay kept

going hit complications yeah man I mean it's straight up ball flying through the goddamn air it's not it's no joke it's like those houses are nice along the golf course no I can sign up and play my dad saw a teenager loses eye and gone and golf course hit him in the eye that's the story now I've always told that story. As we're talking, you know it's my question. Is this coming out of your mouth? Did he lose his eye? No, he got in the face. Did he hit in the eye? Yeah, in the face. Could have been in the eye? Did he lose it? I mean, I guess if it hit your heart, what happened in the eye? Come out. Yeah, I know. Retina, yeah, the three. Did you follow them in the hospital? Did you follow up on the retinal scans?

Because I've seen what it takes to lose an eye. My boy, Visby there's three. Which is your follow-up to the hospital. Did you follow up on the retinal scans? Because I've seen what it takes to lose an eye. My boy, Visby and Les and I, from a fucking roundhouse from these two are bell for on all the sauce in the world. A golf ball? But you'd have probably said that word of caution, right? Scary a little bit.

Scary a little bit. My girl's watching that 600 pound life on TV and Tiger goes, oh my god, Daddy. Look at her arms. I go, she eats too much candy. Here's why she eats all the candy buddy, all candy and fast food, that's all she does all day. You say if I eat fast I'm like,

I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but there's a lane can go down. My father says, you want me down still? He's like, no, I didn't think so. Talking to my dad today, I hear noise in the back of my way, he goes, I'm in the gym.

I go, you're in the gym? You? And he goes, yeah, why? I go, what are you doing in the gym? He goes, I'm selling candy. That's a good joke. I go, candy, he goes, yeah, people look like they're gonna use some energy.

They're all old. That's funny. That's good, good joke. That's funny. Very good joke. Do you watch the Oscars at all? No, I don't watch anything. I'm not invited to.

It hurts our feelings. I take my ball and I go home. And I've never watched the Oscars because it's a weird thing. I've never been invited to the Oscars because my career didn't get there. So fuck the Oscars. But 99% of actors aren't gonna make it up.

Oh, that doesn't matter to me. Yeah. See, I tend to see the fact that I'm not a great dancer, not a great piano player, not a great guitarist. I went to Haiti's town. I went into that Broadway show and the fact that I can't write that way, sing that way and play music that way. I don't know.

I go. No, I go. I go. I love it. I love it. But part of me dies that I can't be everything all at once. I feel you. Don't you feel that way when you see something great and you're like, I want to be a

little sing like that or I want to be a little camp candle like that. No. No. No. That's my problem. I appreciate it. You're a bit of a hater. Yeah.

Now, if I could do it all over again, a couple of things I do. Plan instrument. Learn how to dance really well. You'd be broke, right? Get a black belt and you'd get to? You'd be broke, yeah, keep going. What's funny about making life, what's funny about everything in life

is it'd be honest with me, if I really trained in your jitsu. Yeah. And I've been training for 15, 20 years. You make it 30, okay? Yeah, you're going. And I wrestled in college, which I years. Do you make it 30? Okay. Yeah, you're going. And I wrestled in college, which I should have done I pissed if I didn't do.

Okay. Okay, I've gone through four years of wrestling college. You and I fuck around in that mat. Yeah. What happens? What do you mean what happens? We like really go at your age? We're really gone.

I have a lot of skill. I'm gonna beat you down like the bully Gary. Same thing. Yeah, whatever I want. Same thing, whatever I want. Yeah, it's gonna hurt your feelings. It doesn't matter. You've dedicated your whole life to this.

And this is gonna, you're gonna break me quickly. I'm gonna fuck you. Maybe the same speed. I'm gonna fuck you. Maybe the same time? Yeah, cause I'm only 30% out there. Oh, I know you're, I never go full on. No, of course not.

No, but then if you have the skill and the experience, well, I can't hold back. I can't hold back and I'm only 30% out there. I know you're, I never go full on it. No, of course not. No, but then if you have the skill and the experience, well, I can't hold back. Back and I'm going out. Because then you might, you're going to have the skill. I might get a position. Yeah, I can't. I can't. I can't.

So then I'm going to get, then I'm going to get full, full boardbrennen, that's a big problem. That's a problem. That's a problem, because full boardbrennen black belts you jid suit you, seven. No problem. Yeah, no problem. Well, I'm not too 70.

Probably the right. No, no, no. You're close on? No, no. With all this? Yeah. Probably 50s. That's not true. You don't mean for like, you can't sell me? I hate to say it.

No, I always tell people that. I always tell people that. Two, seven. Two, seven. Two, seven. Two, three, I go, that's adorable that you sent back. Definitely not to do that. That's adorable.

Not 230. If he dieted super hard to be through, you're talking about a lot of bone. 230. You have very thick bone. Yeah, 230 if I was like, well you're a trim. Strong, not so. You're not, a lot of bone. 230. You have very thick bone. Yeah, 230 if I was like, well you're a trim. Strong enough.

You're very trim. No, yeah. You are not fat at all. I don't know if you have that much more fast on your body than I do. I'm intermittent fasting, so I don't eat till, you're as lean as you get for a big guy. I've never seen you ever in my life with,

you know, maybe sometimes you get a little bit of a tummy, a little bit of a lower punch, but that's more from probably eating wheat or something. Yeah, you bloated, I get bloated my face as well. But I don't see fat. No. You know, I have, I love handles. No.

So I kill myself. Yeah, but you don't. So what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, Daddy's 270. Daddy's a natural resting. Oh yeah. 265. And don't be surprised Yeah, don't be surprised. I wrote on Mondays 270 to 75 don't be surprised. Yeah, it's a real yeah

That's if daddy gets a little too Lucy Goosey and things your South Fermi and stand up secret pop is 300 pounds Easy one bad break away from 300 and you carry it and be hilarious. Yeah 300 be hilarious But 270 you're moving pretty quick not bad and and and and also you've been lifting your whole life So it's a different kind of density dance. Yeah, dance. I'm like a pound cake You're just you're strong strong your girl. I'm thicker than a pound cake. You grill a boy girl a boy I saw you I knew you were very strong when I saw you Tuss up a giant black belt some Simone. That's what I went. Oh, that guy's a 300 pounds.

That guy's a trim 300 pounds and I saw you dust him up. Yes, Simone's. They don't get fat. They don't get love handles really. But that's when I realized you're Simone. I'm Simone. Yes, my mom. Something happened.

Something happened. You're both your parents are not small people. No. And I think you get most of your power and your ferocity. I don't know. Your dad's pretty tough, but your dad's more long and thin. Then he's then. He's a barrel-chested guy. He's a big boy now. Yeah. Big boy, 100% Cherokee. Yeah. 100% Cherokee. Or Blackfoot Indian. Yeah. They were very big people and that's how fact I'm happy. It's adorable. They say so it couldn't be more Native American And I mean he's pure Native American if you look at his family tree

It goes back and it stops here in this country Maybe his answers came over the bearing straight, but he's 100% pure Native American whatever the myth Whatever the myth is with Native American where they came from something He's they came from there. So he comes from a long line of cheese Can we take a break? Yes, let's take a break. I'm gonna be in Tacoma. I be to I'm gonna be in Tacoma Next Thursday Friday Saturday Tacoma Tacoma Washington March 23rd 25th I'm dressed like 10 buddy. I'm sure I'm 23rd to 25th at Atlanta at April 13th to the 15th.

Get your take that thick boy.com. You're in the West, not I'm being West. I hope that this weekend I hope that bully don't show up to man. Carry the bully. I'm worried about it. I but I know what to do now physically. Uh, love it live Thursday 16th, March 17th. So for Thursday Friday Saturday.

And then I got my goobies at the end of the month. That doesn't matter. Good club. Look, I, sometimes you get injured. And injuries suck. They suck. They don't hate them, the pain, the hospital bills. The hospital bills, everything.

Sometimes you're missing work. Well, you have no money, you can get ruined. You can get ruined that way, you know. If you've been injured, hiring a lawyer could be the best decision you'll ever make. Yeah, but I know a lot of you think expensive. Hiring a lawyer is crazy, confusing, but Morgan and Morgan actually makes it super easy. Well, but how easy, Brian? How easy, thinking expensive? Hiner and Laura is crazy, confusing, but Morgan and Morgan actually makes it super easy.

Well, but how easy, Brian? How easy? How easy? With Morgan Morgan, you can start to claim from your couch and about six clicks from your phone. Six clicks from my phone? Yeah, you don't want to call that, okay, you can simply text and get in the way with lawyers.

I don't have money, it's too expensive. And the best part is it's free, dude. It's free? You only pay if you win your case. Morgan, Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Yeah, but how many lawyers have a horse 900 Lure and hundred offices 24 seven customer service staff they recovered over 15 but but but but but billion $15 million 15 billion dude but but but billion all you have to do is dial pound law or go to four the people dot com slash fighter That's dial pound law or four the people dot com slash fighter that's dial pound law or forthepople.com slash fighter

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No, my face is nice and clean but my brain dusty well You need some alpha brain, but I don't think just regular alpha brain which they've sold over a million bottles the best Contropica on the planet earth What if I told you this something about alpha brain black label daddy tell me more dude. It's alpha brain on the good stuff Really it's extra alpha brain alpha brain? If you want your normal alpha brain, they have alpha brain instant, just putting eight ounce of water, alpha brain focus shot,

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alpha brain, black, tempos and off, you're welcome. Now let's get back to the program. I want my goddamn reparations. Let's take a look at him though. That's the Native American, okay. That's a bad picture of him. I don't like that picture of him, but he's a big striking man. Now look at him.

Look at the size of your dead. Look at the size of your dead. That's not a small guy. No, no, no So you got that side and then you got Then you guys you got to look at dad with a mustache Look at Jay look at Jay and look at you the young gay twink And that was my stepmom and daddy's mom was my stepmom very hot your stepmom's hot dad is just a big mustache Showed man Jay looks like this voice dad loves his boys. Jay looks like he sells the worst weed in Denver

Is that honey Jay looks like like the budding young Athlete that became David That's impressive dude. I look identical to a tiger there. Oh yeah. What's that? Jesus Christ, that looks like tiger. Yeah. To a tee. Yeah man, look at you.

Do you have a soft, twinkie face? Yeah. But I would never have looked at you and said that kid's going to grow into a giant monster. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then mom, but mom is where you get your other it's it was the perfect storm You know just they had to have a heavyweight

They had to have here. Would Jay fight a 205 could he suck down a 205? I think he could yeah, he's like 220 now Yeah, he could be he could be a 205. He could even be a native five crazy. Yeah, but at the end of the day We're both thinnest kids. Yeah, but Jay's big boy. You think you've cut down a 130 vote? I think I would have to. I think I would have to. Do you think you'd fight at 115? No, fuck off. But I think I could get down to 35.

I'm 170 now. I mean, sugar Sean walks around at 165. He's not, you know, he's thin, but his legs and ass are. Yeah, he's not a big boy. No, but I'm, I'm, I might be an installer, might be. I don't think I am. And I'm, and I, I might be, I don't think I'm thicker. I've, I've, no, no, no.

Rolled around with him. No, no. He's, everybody is, yeah. So I'd have to fight at 35 Hey real quick would you give me for my birthday? Look at Saturday look at us look at that old fuck I look like Satan Wow, you do look old there. Yeah, you think you look like Satan and sugar doesn't there. Yeah, it's good to say. I love sugar. Yeah, I hope you get me from my B day though.

Oh, dude, it's your birthday. Saturday. On the 18th, 40. I know. The big 40 above it. I've known you since you were 26. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, right. Yeah. can you see when the ultimate fighter With season 14 car one in big country was season 14 season 14 The new season should start pretty soon here December 2011 now hold on but I met you in December 3, 2011 now hold on but I met you in 2000. Well that's well that's 2010 so hold on yeah because December 3, 2011 that's when it aired I know I met you we filmed you out seven years old wait are you sure it's maybe 26 season 14 says Bisming Miller oh weird 15 see it was 15 I'll just do heavyweights no

that was the first one I've been Shane Carwin yeah I'll do do heavyweights. No, no, it was I've been Shane Carwin. Yeah, I'll do a fire season Shane Carwin. Carwin versus Roy Nelson. 2012, dude. That's 2012. Well, it aired September. I know that they filmed 2011 or yeah, or maybe two thought yeah, 2011 so I met you in 2011 That's not 2012 it says September 2012. Yeah, that's when it was released though. Yeah, no, that's just wait before that. Yeah, wait before So that was well Yeah That's so nuts. Yeah, Mark. Mark. Mark. I was want to brought me in there. That's right. That's so nuts. Yeah, they're called Mark cars want to brought me in there.

That's right. But you know, we can't just laugh. It's so insane. It's where I first met Bang Ludwig, all those guys. And that was embarrassing walking in there with all those athletes. I was like, oh, jeez, what am I going to say to these guys? You're there to make them laugh, though. Yeah. What you did. But yeah, we had a good time. I was like, oh, jeez, what am I going to say to these guys? You're there to make them laugh though. Yeah, what you did. But, um, man, yeah, we had a good time. That was fun.

That was a hot second ago. Yeah. Now they're bringing ultimate fighter back. I feel like it's going to do a little better. You know, it's been just in the dumps. It's going to do better with Connor. Yeah, met you in 2007 to 2040. That's 40. I met Jimmy Burke when he was 30 he's 61 damn yeah he's 61 And did you see Jimmy when you're in New York? We haven't talked about New York. I was New York awesome Sony Hall is a theater. You got to do it. We should do it together. Do a fine kid there. We should do it together It's a great great venue. It's a cool. Yeah, it's Yeah, where's that man? Right on Broadway. Right right where Broadway all the theater districts.

It's 47th and like Broadway. Oh, and the heart of the mix. Yeah, literally unbelievable. You had a good time out there. I had a great time going right back. I saw everybody and did Dove open? Dove opened. Wow.

Dove opened. My wife goes, my wife and my openers, Kevin Mack and Nick Simmons were like. You're a four-man show? No, it was actually Kevin, what didn't do it, it was just Nick, because I didn't know Kevin would be in New York, so it was just Nick and Duff's Nick was a host. That's enough. Yeah. And Duff gets up, he goes, yeah, I'll do like, I don't know, 10 minutes, I go, 10 minutes,

I go, no, you're doing 25 to 30. Get up there and do. A lot of seconds. Yeah, but I'm like, you're here 25 to 30. Get up there and do. A lot, yeah. But I'm like, you're here. Yeah. I wanted the audience to see what he was about. And he's getting up a lot at the cellar. My wife and the other guys who were open,

they were like, they looked at me and they were like, yeah, he's so smart. And they're like, he's a monster. And my wife was like, oh my God, I go, yeah, that's stuff David's. Yeah, that's stuff David's. The best. Yeah.

He's in a roober right now doing stand up. Really? Yeah, but he has no social media games. He's so bad at it. None. I got my heart when he got on there too. I'm like, God, don't this thing. You do that tell thing.

Don't get on there. He's just, he can't do it. He's just not for certain people. He can't do it. Yeah. He tries. Did you guys hang out after the show? Yeah.

Well, he had to go, he went a little bit, but he had to run because he was going to a rubot in the morning. Do you take pictures with him or nothing? I did take a, no, maybe not. Oh, how? I'm the worst. You think that I had this whole place filled Sony Hall.

No pictures. It's a theater. And did I take any pictures? This is why I saw a high-fotographer. No, this is why I'm a piece of shit and I there's not photographers and man hat and New York What am I doing like why am I doing this to my I do I I could connect to with the homeless pamper works at the staff I know to film it all Maybe he's available for a night. I'm gonna be there this weekend Maybe let's pass on West night. Right. It's only 30 minutes outside of New York City though.

Yeah, maybe I'll pay. It's not Sony Hall. I had a crazy haremus pimps coming to West Nye. Okay, I had a crazy hackler. Really? Yes, I forgot to tell you. So I'm talking about my son. I have this whole bit about my son.

And this guy starts, I hear him shouting. I look down and he's like, you do a tool to have a baby. You are too old to have a baby You are too old and his whole tables like this now. I got my nephews with 20 of their boys Yeah, and then my nephews are not passive dudes Your colleagues are all college out chomping at the bed to beat someone's like go up

So I can hear my nephew going oh Chompat at the bed to beat someone and I go up so I can hear my nephew going, oh Shut the fuck up. Oh England but also you're from here. Yeah, this whole thing going on. I'm like all right. I got to settle this it was that love you're too old And I I can see he's he's a mess something's going on. I don't know what's up. Oh clear like oh, you're being an, I get it. And he's like, no, no, listen, you should not have a baby. You're not good. That makes no sense. Yeah, she's kicking me on the, but I don't care. And his wife is just like this. She's like this. So something's going on. He's having a moment or maybe he can have a kid. I don't know.

He was about 30 and he, 32 and he was having, I think what he had was an episode. I don't know. So what happened? Nobody would do that. He was dead serious. I think maybe it's his insecurity. Maybe him and his girl try to have a baby. He can't. Maybe.

So he's triggered. Maybe he's triggered. But he was a fan. I could tell he was there to see me. But it gets, that's weird. And he was he drunk. I got him to kind of start smiling. And I think what happened was maybe he had a manic episode

and also maybe he was overwhelmed. Sometimes guys get overwhelmed. They wanna be part of something. They don't know, they're like, they're like, I wanna do that, but I don't know how to do that. He might just be an asshole. I don't think so.

I think he was not well. I think something was going on because I could tell that he's really good. But the table wasn't trying to interfere. The table was doing this. Their hands were here. They were very tense at the table. So something was up. Maybe he's a fucking gangster. Yeah, there's something going on here. What ethnicity was he? Something probably close to like Russian of some kind. Because your accent was very...

Yeah, it was something. It was an accent from a culture you don't fuck with. like Russian of some kind. Because that accent was very Armenian. Yeah, it was something. It was an accent from a culture you don't fuck with. Interesting, right? Right, Harry? If he's armed, no, but handsome, kind of darker. But if he's Georgian, if he's from... It's a bunch of...

It's a bunch of Armenian. It's a bunch of... Yeah, yeah. But some cultures there. I do, but some cultures, like I don't know if he is a, if he's something was up with him, because his table was scared of him, but I got him, I want him over.

I kind of want him over, because it made no sense he was doing that. So I knew he was probably having an episode and he needed my attention. And he didn't light him up. I didn't light him up, because there was no ev- there was no upside to lighting up a guy like that.

I'll light you up if you're being a dick and you're a jerk this guy was I would acknowledge him when he say oh I had I stopped everything and I see in my opinion sometimes with a heckler like that You have to stop and you have to see them and you have to connect with them and you have to figure out what's going on I'm going to shut it down. Yes, keep going. That's different. I come to the Theo Rogan Joe. Yeah, I make fun of them, light them up, and then usually that does it.

We're like, no problem. No, that's how this goes. No problem. Until you have somebody who seems to be not in their right mind at that moment. Yeah, I might have had a ball on his chest. Sometimes like, yeah. Something.

So I was like, I'm gonna talk to this guy. I don't wanna. We lucky the young bros full of that. Yeah, I didn't want that because if he had got boners, he got crazy. Yeah. I had 20, 30 dudes who were gonna cause a problem.

And then I would have had to get in there and do my shit. And if I do my shit, bro. At least that's Bob, Bob and I. If I start Bob and I. And man jumps off stage Don't love you hear well, don't love Bob fight doesn't the fight in Texas There a whole thing popped off because the guy was talking to him and then dove jumps out there and and hit the guy

Right in the face pop pop twice. He's both like that. I mean Crazy who fights Guys like us not you because you're too big and there's no upside In the problem with you is you can't do anything to anybody because you don't have to really be asking for it Well, they have to storm the stage. Yeah, I Think if somebody storm on day if you storm the stage, I'm gonna swing Yeah, I have to I'm not I'm not I'm gonna swing. Yeah, I have to. I'm not, I'm not anyway. I'm gonna swing. Yeah, because I'm afraid that I think you're, oh, I see.

I'm gonna have some. You're gonna hurt me. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm not gonna let you get the job. But outside that one crazy ass, New York is good. The best. I went and saw Haydys town. What's that?

It won all the Tony's. And I loved it so much. And Andre DeShields who didn didn't play but he won the Tony award and I like to watch his acceptance speech because I find it but but he the it's because I wouldn't saw Hamilton but then the guy who actually plays Hamilton One thing it too famous. Yeah, somebody else feel you watch it. Hey, he's tam baba and you would it's good, huh? It's better than good. I love those plays. It's better than good.

You would love it more than anything. Hamilton's so good. And I'm not kidding. I love Hamilton too though. Oh my God. Hades, you have to rap every single fucking line. Can I just get some normal dialogue? Do we have to make this a hip-hop thing?

Musicals are all music now. It's really interesting. There's not a lot of story in the middle of it. It's more it's just it's all the wrapping those are not stop wrapping From the fat ladies selling the sea. I love Hamilton, but you're a barbarian But I think Hades Tanguette love really I like in general. I like Hamilton I like it's just too long. Well, Hades Tanguists the musicians are on stage So you watch like that and then you watch them and the way they put it together. The story is about Hades, it's the myth of when Orpheus goes into the underworld to get

your idiosyncy. He goes down to get his girl. His girl is hungry. She goes down to the underworld for a job. She gets stuck down there. She's in hell. Hades says I like her. He takes Persephone, he goes get out of here.

You go six months of the year to the other world. I like her. He takes Persephone, he goes get out of here. You go, you always go to the, you go six months of the year to the other world. I want her. You are always in the arms of the sun. I want her so he seduces her and she sells her soul. She sells, she's on the bottom line. She's a great singer. Yes, she was really, this one was really beautiful.

But he says, he's like a, he's like an angel, kind of like kid kid. He's like really naive and he goes down to the underworld To get her and hate he says Okay, you can have her but here's the thing You start walking she's gonna be behind you. There she is Yes, you you you you start walking she's gonna be behind you if you turn around before you get to the upper world She's gonna disappear she comes back to me, but trust me and he turns around at the end She can sing her ass off Jesus grace. Yes, she's cool. She is a splash of Asian and right? She looks for us. Look. You know she's I think Latin an Asian. She's I think she's the right. She looks for air. She looks for, you know, she's, I think Latin and Asian,

she's, of course from heaven. She sing her ass off. I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say this, we'll move on. When I go watch Broadway, we have Filipino. Oh, there you go. Mexican too. There you go.

Do her birthday, Saturday. Oh, bro. What the hell? That's crazy too. There you go. To her birthday Saturday. Oh bro. What the hell is that? That's crazy. Bro. That's your soul mate. She's 23. That's a young lady.

That's young. Yeah, that's young. She's that good though. She's a killer. What a killer. On Broadway. When you see that writing, when you see that music, when you see that kind of performance,

you see that all that shit. You're talking about a whole different level. And you forget where the bar is when you say that music when you say that kind of performance you see that all that shit you're talking about a whole different level and you and you forget where the bar is when you're just doing when you're watching YouTube and you know like that's like when I saw Billy when I saw Billy Crystal like oh I saw his one man plan was like oh yeah yeah really greatest ever do it you know tonight live you've hosted the Oscars six times for a different bar. Different bar.

Their levels to the cat. The talent levels come down because there's so many other, you know, ways and sources to watch stuff. You forget those guys. You forget those guys. I watch them like, holy shit, you wrote all of it. You forget where the bar is.

You forget where the bar is. You forget what real acting, what real writing. I mean you're like like top high level shit These he's been a show business for how long? It's like when I did David Spade show on Tommy Central I was a guest on like six times like every time I'm like, oh, that's David Spade That's right. He's in one of the glory dissent at life like his monologue. I just watch Holy shit you watch when you watch some dramas on Broadway, like Jerusalem with Mark Reilens or any of those plays,

and you just go, or something like Tom Stopper's plays, you just go, I'm telling you, man, I don't care who you are, I don't care who you are. You watch those plays and you just come out different. Yeah. You're different when you leave that place. Yeah, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw Scarlett Johansson in one of those plays in Los Lo, what's his name?

He's the voice for the UFC countdowns, really famous actor. Oh, I know he's talking about. I'm a pro man. No, that runs into the voices now. No, but he's on a show time show, huge show, huge massive show, massive. You know who he is.

Extra. Shriver. Oh, the tribe, you have tribe. It was him and Scarlett Johansson together. I mean, they have tribe, it comes from that tradition. Yeah, I was like, whole your tradition, New York actor. Yeah, they were good. Oh yeah, that's a New York actor, right?

So good. Done a lot, shake, spear, he's done a lot. Yeah. You know, he cut his teeth on those stage. Real shit, it stage off Broadway Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker, all of those. I was watching Sarah Jessica Parker and those people when they were doing small productions.

Kevin Spacey, I was watching that dude doing small productions way before he got famous. They all cut their teeth on the New York stage and they were monsters. You supposed to be back then. Monsters, you'd see this, so you'd be like, holy shit. And Scarlett Johansson, person, what?

Booner alert. Booner alert. Did you say that in the theater? Booner alert. I don't know how to act, so right? When you walked on stage, you went, Booner, Booner. And so they kicked me out.

So, but I did see about 20 minutes of it. That's, it's, it's, it's really interesting. Like Jordan Peterson says, there's more truth in fiction in great theater and great literature than a nonfiction. As in you learn more about life through story than you do through facts. Sometimes.

Right that shit down, sometimes. Sometimes. Always sometimes, down. Sometimes. Sometimes. Always sometimes, buddy. I think I'm about pulling a trigger on this salt water tank for my birthday. So it's called a red sea tank, salt water. Do you see that? I sent you some, yeah.

That tank, who's tank was that? That was in a school. They, they, they, they was a home school. And this very wealthy man is creating these homeschools everywhere. I mean, that's a, and he puts a fish tank in there. Now, how big was that fish tank? What would that run you?

That's not when you sent me that. In a bookcase. It's in a bookcase. Yeah, the custom tank, the filter, the spray tank. There's all room downstairs. Yeah, I know. I don't know. What do you think I 100 grand?

No, no, 50 grand. Well, way more, way more, way more. More than 100 grand. Yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, that's like? No, 50 grand. Well, way more, way more, way more. More than 100 grand. Yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, that's like, the tank you show me, like the tank off of, that show tanks. Yeah.

I mean, I would, I don't know, 500 grand. What are you talking about? What? They said there's a whole room downstairs that needs, Oh, yeah, all the filter, the thump tank, all that shit. Something that, like Rick Ross has one, nowhere near that size, but it's like a circular. So you know, so a fish can surround like this. 700 grand. Georgia sent me this. This is from a restaurant underground restaurant in LA. It looks pretty

damn dope. I can't play the music here. It's called Mrs. It looks like they have stingrays. Mrs. Fish. It's a huge like it's all over the place. And do they get their fish out of there and eat them? Hold on, do you eat sushi? Yeah, you eat sushi. I don't like that. I do. And the fish are swimming around. The fish are like, that's awesome.

That's awesome. That's awesome. I'm all over that. It's super cool. I mean, I'm sure your family would love to go there too. It's just ocean oasis, guys. Yeah. That's pretty cool though.

Yeah, that's the fish. I'm hoping I might get this red sea fish tank, but if you owe salty water, it's a different animal, daddy, you're stepping up in the big leagues. Because if a saltwater fish dies, you, it's expensive, probably five times the price of a fresh waterfish. Really? So you're gonna have all your shit, all your fish in the row. So what are you prepared to, you're prepared to spend, drop some coin?

Do you need a saltwater tank? I really want one. It's the evolution. Like that's what I was talking about yesterday, because fresh water starter. Yeah, he goes, I knew you were gonna get to this point. He's like, just the fish you're buying already and how obsessed you are, like the evolution,

everyone goes to saltwater. I was like, yeah, but they're aggressive saltwater fish. She's like, you think the fresh water aggressive? All fish are having a hard time. All fish are having a hard time. They're having a hard time. They're having a hard time. They're having a hard time. They're having a hard time All fish are having a hard time. All fish are having a hard time. You know, fish called trigger fish like puffers and you can get stingrays, sharks. Couple things, couple of truths everybody.

Live coral. Couple of truths. One, ninjas, hate, crunchy leaves. Yes. Two, all fish, all fish are having a hard time because there's always something bigger that's gonna eat you. Oh, it's. Those are the two facts of life, right?

We have, I got my son in attendance so what you play Mario as a family, well, even Boston plays Mario, but the fish tank is there with the big marijuana. I was like, I need to feed him. I don't think I should do it. I'm like, I need to feed him. So I have feeder fish because they need to eat live,

like, food. I'm like, I just grab, I didn't post it, Jen, you don't have to go to it. So I just feeder fish because they need to eat live, like, sure. Food. I like feeding fish. I just grab, I didn't post it, Jen. I don't have to go to it. So I just grab the net and I get like 20 goldfish put them in there. 20. 20, yeah.

Because they're just like, you know, it's big monster fish in there. I'm just playing, I heard you're gonna go, oh my god, I'm like, what? She was that big fish. She's in the small fish. Yeah, baby, sort of go live. What do you think I was doing down here? She's like, oh, what? And he's going, honk, honk, honk. Just hon baby, we're gonna go live. What do you think I was doing down here? She's like, oh, and he's going, hunk, hunk, just hunk.

Oh my God. He's his meat. He probably ate 10 of them. Oh Jesus, how often do you feed him? Uh, once every three days life ish. But I have a separate tank just for the feet of fish. Damn. So you have to have a lot of feet of fish.

Yeah. You're always replenishing. Always do. So if there's a strike. If there's a strike at the fish store, we got probably got fish. Yeah, you're always replenishing. Oh, we do. So if there's a strike. Every two days that's there. There's a strike in the fish store. We got problems. Yeah, it's fine.

Everybody dies. Everybody. So pet stores are very important to you. How often do you get the pet store? Three, four times a week. Too much. Too often. Oh, yeah, they know my name.

I say, what's up? Anything new? We got this flower. And they got all kinds of different animals there and Then I try and kill time because I got to my son's school early I'm like you have another 30 minutes fish fish to where it's called aquarium cities right up the street right off Sherman Way there might as well stop see if they any fish I'm just mosing around kind of bored and the guy goes you always look at that saltwater tank like man

It's a beauty. It's a Ferrari of fish tanks What's it cost a Ferrari of fish tanks. It costs a lot of money. Probably three grand. Okay. Three grand it's like a hundred gallon tank. That's manageable. Two grand is a hundred gallon? Okay.

Right, with the sun, but everything it's around a hundred gallons. But then- What's it cost you to maintain? There you see, and they're asking the right questions. Because then the lights, like the lights, that the coral needs to stay alive. And like, have you ever seen a solar tank? I'll dope it looks?

You have living coral in there. You'd have living coral, you'd have like trigger fish, you'd have, you know, you can have more of your eels. But the sun, but everything. So I'd say all in it, probably five grand at the end of the day. But you have, I have to get it up and running. That's why I want to get it soon. That would be strong.

Yes, exactly. See how the coral's pop? It's gorgeous. The lights alone are like $600 each. And you need that special light that keeps the coral alive. Yep. It's gorgeous. The lights alone are like $600 each. And you need that special light that keeps people from all life. Yup, yup. I'm actually really cool.

And it cool. Yeah. I'll just step, my sister. There's nothing more relaxing than staring at your face. The only thing that relaxes me. Really? The only thing that relaxes me.

I got problems. There you go. I get it. But it's cool to watch, man. You know what's, you know what's, but you have to, you know what, you have to, you have to let the tank run for about, see that's sick. You know what's you know what's um, but you have to you know it's a cheaper than you have to let the tank run For about see that's sick you have to let the tank run for about six weeks just to get it all pristine

Have it psyched make sure everything's working and then drop in the real fish. I like that right there. What's that cost me? Oh Oh man 50 60 grand 50 60 grand that coral and all that's expensive the filters on these see those lights those lights Just the one of them 600 a Dollars a light so just that whole set just the lighting And then it's touching up six grand maintenance maintenance You know what's you know what that's cheaper than though everybody horses. Oh, yeah horses horses you could buy any Ferrari in the world.

I remember I told you I'm going to buy Ferrari right? I said I said I go I'm paying this much for the horses that my daughter and my wife at the time love because the fees. I guess the fees they hit. I didn't know what was going on. But then you have to you have to provide housing for the horse and you don't have the house to keep it on your property. I it's like that. You gotta maintain the horse, you gotta feed the horse, every day they gotta take care of the horse. Don't forget that, Bill. Oh yeah, all that bet. So all this adds up, I mean,

you said I said, I said, I said, you were like, it's less than that, but it was like, I think it was 3,200 at one point. Something crazy. My accountant called me up and he goes, are you a land barren or a rock star? Because I'm just wondering, like, you're going to go broke. Horses of gifts. Horses of gifts.

It's too expensive. Yeah. And great. I love them. Yeah. Unless you own like a property. I think it was, I don't know how much it was because I would stop looking because it was too much. I think that I remember when you started. I started at 32. Yeah, but I remember even got up higher than I was like, what are you doing?

Well, I bought a horse. Yeah. So we have to add that. Yeah. I got talked into that. I went, but that I remember even got a pile and I was like, what are you doing? Well, I bought a horse. Yeah, so we have to add that. I got talked into that. I went, I remember I said, because I don't know anything about it. So what they're doing is there, I'm getting all these, these, these things I have to do. Horses get sick. And I'm going, I'm going, I know, but what, what a horse can't I buy a horse for $5,000 to fucking horse. Let's get a smaller horse, a baby or horse, and then we'll just grow it into something. And I got this, I got this. Just like this is the, this is the

Olympian owner, pro, everything. So just ask me questions about a horse. Your horse is going to cost X amounts crazy amount. I'm not going to say what it is. I'm going to say just now, now try to make an argument. Just ask me some questions about how we can go cheaper. Go ahead. Well, could we like, figure out a way for the horse, maybe a smaller horse, maybe it's a different color, so I could save on pricing? No. That everything's no.

No explanation. No explanation, I go, so you're telling me I can't get a horse. What are you working at there, too? No, I was on the phone with him. Oh, no. I was like, I know, but I'm saying, but why does she need this horse,

you know, there's a have to be a horse that's this train? Yes. Well, because in that, I can't go cheaper. No, because in that line of work, like think about the people that buy those horses. It's like, do you have time out that Bentley and it went to go change their oil

and they're like $2,800. I was like, hold on. $2,800 for fucking oil change. And she goes, yeah, this is stupid. She goes, if you're worried about the oil price, why would you, you shouldn't have a Bentley. That's right. And I was like, that's right.

If you're right, sold it two days later. Yeah. No doubt. Well, also, at least with your Bentley, you can sell it. Now, you're not getting your money back from a fucking car. Is there not a used horse market? There is, but good luck. And then when the horse is not being ridden,

you gotta lease it. You see, you can't leave a horse in the stable. Horse gotta be worked. You gotta work. You gotta work. Gotta run it. Gotta exercise it. Gotta train it.

And that takes humans. Well, that's a daily thing, sir. And that would be humans. Yeah So I don't know what it was. I don't want to talk about it. No boat boats are Horses like boats you don't want it. Don't own them. Just do a time-sharing thing boats are another thing Boats where's the best way you make oh my god Because remember you just now that boat can't send the water you have to throw and lift up out the water clean it dude Oh, it's right nightmare. You have to throw and lift up other water. Clean it. Dude, that's right. Nightmare.

You got to have a cleaning constantly. All the time. That's why I wanted to make a phone to private jet, right? When you own a private jet, you have a lot of money. No problem. You own a private jet. You have all the money. Here's the thing.

So your gas is, that's adorable. You want to fly across country from LA to New York in a private jet, just you and your family. Okay, we're going to start the oil, the gas we're going to start with, it's going to start at $55,000. That's just infuel. Yeah, but that's just infuel. But that's just infuel. Not counting the pilot.

It would be close to our 100. Yeah. Now, the plane can't sit on the ground though, man. You have a pilot, that pilot is actually a lot of times you work out a deal with they lease, they are leasing your jet out to other people all the time. Somebody going back to LA. Got it.

That's how you get your money out. Private jet, different level. Different. If I'm Ryan Reynolds and I just sold that my camera for $1.2 Bill. Yeah, I'm fine, Brian. I'm doing private. Even then though, I might just buy shares on a jet.

I just, the idea of owning a jet just feels. It's a lot in it. I just don't doesn't. Well, I just looked into it, you know, because I hate flying. I was like, I want how much to fly private to London when I go there in June. How much you think? L.A. From here to London. Yep, direct. Well, that's an eight hour flight, Bubba. Mm-hmm. It's a nine hour flight. You know, check. You sniffing around. You sniffing around for that? slide. You know, check, you sniffing around. You sniffing around for that? I get a, I get a, a scent that's adorable because you're, you're talking about over a hundred thousand dollars. 175 grand. 175 thousand. One way. One way. One way. One way. 175 thousand dollars.

I went, oh cool. Yeah, I would, I would put you in a choke hold. I would freak out if you ever. I can't, nobody can afford, I it. I don't know. You can afford that if you got crazy money. That's crazy money. It's stupid money. I mean, that's, I have a problem with that. Fly first class, I'm gonna say this. I really mean this. If I had that kind of money, I wouldn't do it.

I would feel like God was watching. I swear to God, I could give that money to someone who really fucking needs it. Fuck you. Fuck you. you need to be that way. No, I believe in it. I believe in that we got you give me off this You selfish fuck I'm not 175 grand get out. I don't know is even that much pay 30 grand for a crazy first class ticket on United I'm something or 20 grand for a crazy first-class ticket. But what's your guess, Jeff? For eight hours. 100,000. 15 grand?

That was my guess. 15 grand you still be like, you. 15 grand for the first-class ticket. 15 grand for first-class ticket to Australia. Yeah. By the way, the horse thing, I don't know if I've talked about it before, but I knew someone that did just horse-shoeing, literally just the horse-shoeing he made over six figures. Yeah. Just doing that. Yeah. Because he's just the horsehoeing, he made over six figures.

Just doing that. He's just doing the horseshoeing. Horsehoeing's a skill set. Horsehoeing is a... I'll just shout out to the whole... I'll just shout out to the whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole

whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole whole No, you got to milk him out. You were a job. They do it though. Oh, yeah, do the amber. Yeah. So yeah, it's a big job. We're on a good trip with Eric Kristolija for Golden Hour Nick. So Chris posted something about Diplo on a podcast with that Emily, we're Troszki.

I can't pronounce her name. So she's Eric on Andre's girl. Yeah, exactly. So she's a baddie. Diplo model. Diplo mentioned that he doesn't identify as gay, right? He said he might be a little bit gay, and he does remember, he recalls the sign.

It's like being a little bit pregnant, isn't it? He recalls the time he had a blowjob from a dude, but then he's like, it's not that, it's not gay if you don't look in their eyes or something like that. He's joking about that. It says the star that has only dated women publicly said, I don't want to define that.

I'm sure I've got a blowjob from i'm not gay i really i'm not really aroused by men that i know about i'm sure i've got a blowjob from a guy before now here's the thing goes on if you say i'm sure i have a it's happened more than one who's who is that which one so this is a video that i can't play hold on just read this real way. Wait, wait, hold on. He put, get him. Who is Diplo? He's a very famous DJ.

He's massive DJ. Yeah, but what is he, is he, massive? You know his songs. He's super famous, yeah. I mean, like really. He's a rocker white white. That's him, right? He's partnered with Justin Bieber.

He's massive. Well, he's got a cake. Residency in, in Vegas. He gets probably a body. He's very strange. There W has to work down there. That's massive. Well, he's got a game. Residency in Vegas. I guess probably a body that's very strange. There W. H. on there. That's fine. Yeah.

The Starhouse reveal. It. Oh, so he likes to watch men chopping wood. Like gay, but that's pretty hot. Yeah, which shopping guy is. I watched it. Which shopping guy is kind of sexy. I don't know if that's a thing that's going to send me

over to the gay side completely, but they're pretty hot you do but I but hold like when I last night I was alone in my in my house watching I can show you my I can show you my YouTube History search history. I was watching Male strippers dance. Oh, oh because you wanted to learn the dance stuff But you you're a movement you're not a rouse by it No, I would never be a rouse by it. No, all jokes aside, right? No, not a rouse by it. Yeah, I was dude You imagine I get off the show I would never dude. I'm no, no, so I'm dude. I want to kick that hot

Who is that girl kissing? So this is a video which we can't play, but this is an artist named Pablo Vitar. And then this is Diplo, the artist is, I guess it's transsexual. I'll just play. I don't know what that means. That's a guy? That's a guy on the left? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm gonna play it and you'll see Diplo kissing this person. Hold on. Not yet, it's coming up. Boy, there. So this one, I guess this person is transsexual and Ziggula's making Aga. It's like Lady Gaga, she benched 400 pounds. I like the, I admire that. I admire the, what?

I said, I like this euphoria episode. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, listen, I kind of, I kind of like the diplos making out with that woman who used to be a man. That's, there's Pablo Vittar. I don't know much about this person, but yeah. I mean, I think she's trans-setting. The more technology brings us closer to another.

Oh, drag queen, never mind, just drag queen. Oh. Oh, so full blown man. That's what says here, Brazilian drag queen singer. And by night woman at, yeah, by day. I guess Look, that's what you call a little bit gay right if I catch you doing that Transgender I'm like I come over here. Yeah, I'm gonna. Can see you doing that. I mean You will you will you I can see you done that

Yeah, you have done it exactly that way too. So here's the thing though. I mean, I've really kissed. With back to Diplo, like, oh, she's not trans, or he's not trans. Back to Diplo. I mean, I think Diplo likes. Our dick's dude. It's all good.

I don't give a fuck. I love to see the, I love to see the, I think some people get so famous where they have so many videos. Yeah, I do. I don't think it's happening, right? I don't think it's happening, right?

I don't think it's happening, right? I don't turning you gay. No, I'm inside so many different women. Especially if you're looking dude, I think he climbed the Mount Everest of Hose and was like, I'm gonna try dude. Yeah, maybe you get to a point where you've won so hard at life that you go, I'm gonna kiss a guy. It's like when you mark Zuckerberg,

you have all the money in the world, you have all the cars, he's like, I guess I'm gonna try a jet pack. Well, Chris Stefano seems to be doing it. Chris is a little bit mad. I know it is, I know it is. But that was so funny on Rogan. He goes, I might be gay.

Yeah. Just let that sit for a second. Okay. No, no, no. I would say that maybe you just decide, I have such a great feeling of euphoria over everything. You're a little gay. Well, no, don't do that.

I'm just not a track mate, right? So there's different between kissing a guy, which is I guess if you have some ayahuasca, drugs, or flowing shrooms, like, man, look at you, there's all these hot chicks. Yeah. So I don't feel gay. Yeah. I can see you in caught up in that moment, like, you know, you're at like some brave or something. I can get I feel like I'd be like, oh, oh my God.

I can't do that. Next morning, like, God, dude, have it. We made out that's insane. My brain, they are. Whatever, right? But when to have another man put his mouth on your weiner and you busted his mouth. Oh, that's that.

Because he came a completion. Yeah, that's so clearly you were turned on. Right. I'm not getting it. But is a mouth a mouth? No, not for me. I'm not getting it. It is a guy long here.

It'd be tough for me. No, I'm not. I just am not attracted to men. I'm not. Like I look at you. Good looking guy. I'm not attracted. I've never had this thing of like, I've never had like, I've never in my life looked at you.

I've never thought of any pun that I should put in my car. You'll see some as a woman, you go, man, you just, that thing goes, you just, oh, very exact. So you've seen a hot car. But I've never seen a man, and that includes, in fact, even a transgender woman, a transgender woman,

I can, my spidey senses can feel the XY chromosome. There's something going on. And now there's some, like that, what's there, Blair White, she was on Rogan, who was a man, but now it's a woman, like, I had no clue that she was transgender. I'm like, Jesus Christ, this girl is hot and smart. Like really hot and smart. And then Jay was like, hey, that's a different one. It used to be a dude, I don't know, I don't know, go fuck.

He interviewed, yeah, that's a different one. It used to be a dude, I don't know, I don't know, fuck. He interviewed, yeah, that's interesting. Did you listen to it? I didn't listen to it. Yeah, looks like a girl. Yeah. Yeah, very girl, very girly. Yeah, you have a problem with that, Brad?

Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's interesting. You have a problem with that? I mean, red, white and blue. Yeah. Blue balls, daddy. Yeah. Yeah, very, very, try. yeah i mean yeah that's the problem i mean red white and blue yeah blue balls daddy yeah yeah very very try i can understand you

you helping her with that gun she's shooting it wrong that's uh... that's going all the way that it that you know i mean I have friends who are very straight, who would have sex with her. And who want to have sex with her. Yeah, he's sitting right next to you.

Yeah. It's cute. Yeah, she's just like Super-Double. But with Diplo, yeah, it's just different. If some dudes doing it, and he's like, he almost threw a bro up like, oh God, dude god dude this is over technology is getting us to the point you see you keep bringing up technology we're talking about this and I think there's more to the story I'm keeping on with technology we don't know there's gonna be no genders we don't

know and that's something that's someone that's had a minor in their mouth Well they mean it just two male mice two male mice created an egg and Out of the two male mice and put it in a female like like a create an male So the same sex couples are gonna be able to have biological children eventually. It's really weird So what they're gonna have to use a female to produce the baby I guess yeah They do that now Brian I'm gonna have to use a female to produce the baby. I guess. Yeah. Did you do that now, Brian? I'm having profound thoughts about all this.

But you know how you're getting, you keep going back to science. No, I go, you keep going to do a science these days. Yeah. Could blame on science, right? Quit saying, devolution of science, we're all gonna be gay. Guys, this is science.

I, I am not to be, I'm not held responsible for technology. Oh man, you can't control it. If I ended up getting my, my dick sucked. And this is exactly what the unipomber was warning us about. That's what he was warning about. You're not gonna know if you're gay. That's what you're saying. You're not gonna know if you were gay or straight

and you might be a little gay and then that's okay, because then that's a little straight. Is it a little straight or is it a little gay? That's the question. Yeah, it triggers when you keep going to technology for outing your gayness. I'm not gonna make out with that. Yeah, that's somebody who's a man dressed

as a woman is not gonna do it for me. No, no. I need a lot of estrogen running through your body. Yeah. Bad, but you know, I don't know. You know. You know. You know. I'm saying you know.

I want you on smaller hands. Look, if you're Thai and you have a small stature, like fool me, daddy. And you've been full glass of red wine. The young man, I made out with. If I may go into the memory bank, the young man that I bumped slapped with deeply and was and danced with and got a handful of cock and balls.

But I really stared into it. That I really lost in. We got lost in each other's eye. Remember this. And I was dancing and kissing deep and I mean getting there. You got to just stay deep. Well we went. We went with a phone booth with a peep booth and I mean getting there. And you gotta just stay deep. Well, we went, grab a group of what I'd call a phone,

but with a peep booth, and I reached down, I got something going on that I had, I kept kissing. It was a big room kiss. You didn't want her to feel it. Didn't want her to feel it, kept kissing, and then, and then feigned a stomach ache.

And ran away. Do you think that didn't hurt its feelings? I'll say this. I would be lying. If I said, I didn't still think about her because she was so my type curvy little Latin yeah he was a type she was curvy little Latin guy well not like his talk it was it was a Thai boy actually no point is well no it's Thai boy curvy Thai boy that you went to. It might have been, but I believe probably a curvy.

Look, he had a... He had a... He had a... He had a... No, this was in New York at Club USA. Oh. This is in New York City. He had a tight braid, a tight adorable little braid

that went down the middle of his back. No, it gave it away. And he was about five foot five. Did the old spice deal right? Give it away. You know, when he was fucking my ass, it was when I went, I think something's up here. Something.

I'm not into this. I'm not into this. I'm late to finish because I want to be polite. Yeah. I don't know what your feelings go ahead and bust. Yeah, you go ahead and bust. But yeah, I was just saying. You gave it. I don't know what your feelings go in bust. Yeah, you go in bust We talked about this off camera only gave a keeping a secret and I enjoyed it that's Ryan Reynolds So he was a a minor order owner and mint mobile. Yeah, who's the majority?

But so I looked at my no order a minority owner, but then it was like 20% 25% 25% which is a lot right? You get 20% that's a lot to me. Yeah, so that yeah, my order I was thinking like that's how you really that's how you use your your celebrity. So there's soul to team mobile in a it's looking like a 1.3 billion dollar deal. They're not sure exactly where it was. Oh, then he is. So then he's likely making around like around a hundred something. Yeah, he won't be in the unemployment line for long. And I just started seeing me mobile stuff like the last year It wasn't that long and then he's a Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, he seemed doing a deal with like Wendy's and it was just a matter of time

This is gonna happen. Yeah, yeah, it's make a ton of money for sure and Another guy that's making a ton of money who might turn it down. I didn't know this but Pat McAfee Oh, yeah, she had a hundred twenty million dollar deal with 30 million for four years. Yeah, and he might walk away from that to do other deals. He's very good. There's bigger deals out there. Yeah, he's very good And he's the direct line to in Rogers in Rogers will that was a big partner with him. Is that true? Yes. Why? Because her boys She's like a great guy. He's true? Yes. Why? Because they're boys. Oh. Seems like a great guy.

This look fun, dude. He was a punter, right? Do you know Pat? Yeah, Pat was a pro-walt punter. I don't know if I was going to do his podcast a long time ago in Indiana. I remember I connect you with him. Yes, and then I did not do it. God, you fucked up.

God, you fucked up. I just didn't do it because I was, I think I, he wanted to do it on Thursday. I was getting in on a, like, bad day. I couldn't make it. It should have done whatever it took. Yeah. That's great. Well, I, it seems like, I mean, then you told me he's my boy.

That's my guy, yeah. I don't know what he was. I thought he was just a guy who wanted to do a podcast in the end. No, but I'm like, I'm not gonna come in on a Wednesday or what. He gets. And then I'll remember Pat started at Barstool. Pat was a barstool guy.

So he's part of the Barstool family, shout to Barstool, that's how smart Dave Portney is. He sees talent. They gave him a deal. When his deal was. So he's part of the bar stool family shout to bar stool That's how smart Dave Portenoy is. Yeah, he's talent. Yeah, they gave him a deal when his deal was up He's like, I'm gonna do this on my own. I'm gonna build a student in Indiana So I went to a student in Indiana probably the first year he left. Wow He had a whole staff basketball court doing something. He's just a winner guys like that are just savage Apparently always bets on himself and he always wins. Oh, well you know, it's exactly what is his What is that the podcast about sports primarily? It's not a pod.

Well, he does a show like a shit up show and then also pod, but it's about football. Yeah, I'd have to know. Yeah, I'd be a boring guest. I have to know. No, no, no, no, you want it. He's so fun. Yeah, I can tell.

He's got a great sense of humor. Yeah, and he asks like real questions to people too. So yeah, he's legit. There's a quick sad one Bobby Caldwell. You know that song what you want to do for love? He's I wish I freaking love by the way I did a cover too. He's he was only 71. He died. What happened? Yeah that's a terrible. Hey you guys don't know that song? He's a guy. Do do for love. What I do for love. I know love. What I do for love. I know it.

What I do for love. No, that's not it. When I first heard him, I thought he was black. I kissed a girl who was a boy. Is that the song? That's not the song. She looked every bit of 7M Puerto Rican. Hey, man, 7M1's young.

7M1, not that old, but also what else you got Rican. Hey, man, someone's young, 71, not that old, but also what else you got, Jim. Fine, dude. No. I can't play this video, but I'm sure you guys already know this video by now. I don't know. So this is a teacher's aid, and apparently a student

was pissed off that they took his Nintendo switch, and he beat the fuck out of his window. He beat up the teacher. So I'll play this for you guys. Yeah, I won't make them no, no, no So that's him dropping her right there. She's already knocked out. Oh my kicking her knocked her out He's a big dude too. He probably has Luigi's mansion on there now It looks like he's gonna massage on the band so then the back of the head all that's where it gets crazy and look at all these people Which the kid clearly has severe problem mental issues for sure. I would choke that motherfucker out.

He's 17 years old too. Look at all the people around though. Is that security there? Hey, you guys gotta stop that motherfucker. Do you knock the teacher out? Sadly. Yeah, so they're gonna try him as an adult. They should.

He's a piece of shit. I mean, he's mentally just, he's fucked up so. Not excuse them. No, it's not so safe. You can't do that. No, you can't do that regardless. Everything homeless, every, these people killing kids, killing people, mental,

she's a woman. Also you attack a woman. For something that's stupid. Also you dumb bitch, you're six, four, 300 pounds. Why aren't you playing football? Get off the goddamn Nintendo Switch and get your fat ass on the football field. And get humbled.

Another thing I noticed too about this, this is in Florida, that's a school. But look at everyone, they're like almost all of them are completely fat, heavy out of shape. Nobody knows what's going on, man. Look at the police officer or the security. Well, the parts of this country where that's very common, people eat in a form of mat and they,

you gotta cuff that guy. That teacher is still out there. Dude, it was a forward beating. Yeah, she's, I mean, she's, she's, she's, she seems okay now, but who knows what kind of damage that is. She got shut off and then back of the head is so dangerous. So thankful she was granted a,

a protection against him ever coming near her. So she had to do that. Hey, rewind it, Jim. Let me see what she just knocked out from her head on the ground. I think the first time, yeah, when he, when he pushed her down. That's when she got off You see she's out right there. Oh my god. I think she might have just gone limp. No Also dude that if you could do apply that same energy on the football field kid you'd be getting a look at this

The fucking Alabama. I don't like so to lack of urgency from every exactly if you saw that we would all jump in like right away, right? Hey, hey dude see that guy right there. Hey bro jump on that kid. What the fuck are you doing? Don't get more hits. They're finally finally dummy choke him Now he's just lying there now Fresh rain chin it is super super frustrating, but yeah. Anyway, he's gonna be tried as an adult as he should. Oh, he's fucked. Okay, this is just going back to one of our other episodes.

Like, we get tagged this a lot. You know what you guys are talking about, the guillotine? So, apparently this is an open-weight Jiu-Jitsu match and look what happens here. That big boy gets him in a guillotine. Not just a guillotine, but watch. Oh, he's, oh, oh that is that's me and you Brian does it again yeah this is open way absolute okay so it is legit this

so this is from skate surf and this is from Adam and Talade world He does a lot of memes with the showbook. This is super funny. I love him whoever he is. Thank you. How come it's black? And Armbars not gonna kill you Armbars not gonna kill you He's stupid, right? He's stupid, right? I'm not. He's not. So that's gonna be true.

Alright. This one, this is from a while ago, but people started tagging us a lot in, because apparently you can see someone that looks like Brian Cowan. This is Michael Bizzbyn's post when he finished the movie called Red Sonia. God Bizzbyn looks great. Well first of all, it bizzying count and Thompson girl Wait, where is Brian? Fuck you guys, I don't want to look like that. I want to look like Michael looks great. Yeah, it's business crushing it

Wait, also also I think it up first. I'm like, where's Brian at? And I'm like, oh First like we're just Brian and I'm like oh Who say I look like that? Who is saying what you get a few tags? I'm like okay, I don't want that tag fuck all you guys What's he do for the movie? He's like the makeup? I have no idea. I miss toes Michael that guy's a lot shorter. No, just the Me and bisminger exactly the same height. I might be me a little taller Yeah, about same. I that is funny though. And then I got tagged a lot in it. I didn't know that there's like a really pixelated

odd job in the 007 game. Yeah, if you get really close. But I got tagged a lot on this because he does freaking look like me. Yes, identical. Yeah, I would say identical. Yeah, with my glasses off for sure. Yeah.

But yeah, that was funny. That's hilarious. And how about we just do this or work? What's Frankie's bikini? Yeah, if with my glasses off for sure. Yeah, but oh, yeah, that was funny and how about we Just do this or works. So Sydney Sweeney who's from that euphoria show, I believe So she teamed up with this bikini line. So I just thought I'd show you guys The bikinis everything my double T's ever wanted. That's with the article Yeah, we can show you some stuff here. Yeah, I want to make sure that they're comfortable. Yeah, she's she's impossibly good. She's incredibly hot. She's real Brian. She's impossibly hot. Yep, that's her. Oh, wow. She was in white lotus. Was she? Yes, and she's a great. She's a really good actress. Yeah, all right.

Uh, last one. Wow, really good actress. I saw I still fall Will Smith, even though I don't like what the stuff he did, but I still fall and I saw him post this with this guy that does some crazy talent thing. I'll play it for you real quick. It's just him with his hands and a pen. Look at all the white people in the back. You know he's just doing this in high school. What a talent. I mean, it's just like a weird random talent, but it's so good.

Well, he's a drummer. Well, for sure. You would hope he's drummer, yeah. He's able to do four things at once. So everything at least hands-flat- He's the f, shut up. Shut, shut, he's the fuck up. You're ruined the video.

No, but I mean, he can do more with his hands than he could with a drum set. Drumset have two sticks. Yeah. He's just doing some crazy shit. Yeah, he's super talented. Quasified, great fine, Quas love's hot. Yeah, it comes with that. So the guy's name is at Lensstremental.

How is our boy Will Smith? What's he posting lately? He said, let's take a look. Chris Rock lit him up. He is, right? He's posting other people? Ah, interesting. You just ignored it.

That's the way you should do. Just take it on the chin. Take it on the chin. Run with it. I would personally be like, that was good. I deserve it. Yeah, I'd be like, I'd rather you slap me in the face than roast me like that dude. Well, job well done. I deserve it. You know, I'd be like, I'd rather you slap me in the face than roast me like that dude.

Well, job, well done. Job well done. And then move on. And that's over. And then you're in bad boy 7. You ain't gonna get it. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's totally fine, but it'll be interesting.

That's your interesting. Hey, you're gay, huh? What? Let's take away from this episode. Is that a take away? I think so. And you got a bully on your hands, which we got to figure out. Gary the bully.

Hopefully the bully. Hopefully the bully don't come to Tacoma next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, March 23rd, the 25th, Tacoma Comedy Club. Come get your sum Tacoma. And then I'm in Atlanta, April 13th through the 15th, Spokane, April 27th, 29th. LaHoya, Comedy Store, just got announced.

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