The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen Explains Death By Armbar to Brendan Schaub | TFATK Ep. 876

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

Bryan is unusually attracted to Brendan in his green shoes, and the guys talk street fights, Bryan's alligator defense strategy, Brendan calling out Bryan for claiming a jiu jitsu armbar can be deadly, an update on the Chris Rock and Will Smith drama and much more! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/FIGHTER and get on your way to being your best self. Onnit - onnit.com/fatk

Yes we did, cause we back at it again It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid This is really the fighter in the kid Come on baby Rock and roll One thing about me when you have green shoes on like that

I want to stick my dick right in your asshole I know, isn't that crazy? Yeah You got it? Yeah Oh, is it the green? I didn't know we were recording No, I want the people to see the way you treat me I know and that crazy I know The green yeah, I know we're I want people to see the way I did not what's the we heard a court sexual harassment you're looking at HR buddy Fuck dude. I'm a fucker playing. I just got excited about it If I were green your love stick your weener. I just I just want to say something outrageous because I saw the green

You know you ever get a surge of energy and you're like I have a surge of energy and I want to say something outrageous because I saw the green. Same page. You know, you ever get a surge of energy and you're like, I have a surge of energy and I want to say something fucking ridiculous. Sure. And I just said something ridiculous. But you're also in green. You're just like a trash green. This was a sort of, this green just kind of happened.

It's all screw the grouch green. Well, Brian decided that he wasn't going to pay retail. I go on Amazon now and I buy sweaters. Uh-huh. I buy sweaters. That's really bad. Well, I just, I buy sweaters sweaters because I can buy them for $34. You know, $134.

You get, what do you pay for? Well, brand is, well, brand is, Calvin Klein. Calvin Bryan. It's Calvin Bryan. It's Calvin Bryan. It's Calvin Bryan. It's Calvin Bryan.

And, uh, It's Oscar the Groucher Green. But let's be honest, it's like when I said to you, Brennish, should I use way isolate or way, way, way. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter though, right? And also, Brian, should I wear a Versace sweater or a shall wear a Calvin Glant? Doesn't matter.

No matter what. No way Versace, right? Whatever it is, 56 year old Brian. Yeah. My life is gonna be different if I wear a $600 sweater or you know what I'm gonna say. You know you give up with your shopping items on. You don't even try it all.

You're just talking to like the bag. Yeah, I wear it like super comfy wide toe shoes. I'm becoming dad guy. Yeah I get it. Yeah, sometimes that other stuff's not important. Yeah. Now I stopped eating, you'll appreciate it. Stop eating wheat a while back,

because I found it ahead of allergy. Did you do all newton heads or S. Yes. Yeah. Then I just had two pieces of pizza from Jelena, hard to say, no to that, right? That's why Daddy's late, let's be honest. I feel like I accept that.

That's a great reason to be late. I'm with you. Not a bad guy. I'd be late for that. Yeah, I'm not mad. I can't get mad for that. Well, I gave myself a half hour, but then that rock half hour to get from Venice to here That's aggressive and it's aggressive been the rock thing. Yeah giant rocks Brian told me who's late because there's a rock on

Malibu giant rocks fell down. So the giant rock that did scare me Fred Flint so I take that route every time and Malibu can those rocks are real those Giant bowlers. Yeah come on down. But here's the thing, if that rock falls on top of your car, it's the big bang going, it's your time. You done? It's your time. You wanna be terrible? Can't worry about that.

No, it's like, it's terrible, it's not that. Well, we were terrible, this is the rock fell right on just your legs. Oh, and then the top still like, Oh, and it scraped this part of your face. It's like when people try to end their life and they shoot themselves in the face, and then they survive.

Dr. they wake up and he's like, good news, you their life and they shoot themselves in the face and then they survive. Yeah, doctor They wake up. He's like good news. You're alive. You hate yourself before well now look in the mirror You're missing half your head. Yes, so things were bad before Well, I I was next to a guy when I'm my my hernia surgery He had his chest open up open heart surgery Dr. Guy guy swear to guy he comes rolling over and you're standing up in the thing and he's like, ah, ah, I'm in pain, but I don't, hey, I wasn't paying to. You're a stop at right now, you fuck. Yours was hurting. He had to, I know, but that's annoying me. Okay, it's still a noise.

Yeah, I don't yell out like that. The doctor goes, I got good news. No cancer. And he goes, I don't care. make the pants miserable off what do you have done to let him do to open up his So right they solve the open yeah, he helped soar. He must yeah, you're not you're not you're not okay for about nine months after that Jesus Christ. Yeah, you ain't doing much. You ain't gesturing with your with your arms open. You ain't doing ballet. You ain't doing You ain't gesturing with your arms open. You ain't doing ballet. You ain't doing nothing. You ain't doing nothing. Yeah. Now my father plays golf.

When he's not playing golf, the man is as sedentary as it gets. My mother's like, can you walk somewhere? He goes, no. Was he just sitting, read those newspapers, old school? He reads. He takes Italian lessons. don't ask me why, doesn't even like Italian. And then he watches documentaries on big cats.

Oh, okay. What do you get? That's old, that's old, that's old, that's old, that's old shit, that's old shit. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, plays guitar, not good. Just recently picked up a guitar. Yeah, and not a musician, doesn't have, I get it. Yeah plays guitar Not good just recently picked up. Yeah, and not not not him musicians. Yeah, doesn't have the fingers for it Well, it's like you can care about get my dad got into the bongos

Hold on Hold on all the instruments. Hold on. He's all think your dad is a bit of a closet hippie. There's something in him I don't know what that is gotten the bongos and the bongos took lessons on it, but don't know what that is. Got in the Bongo's. In the Bongo's. Took lessons on it, but don't. Yeah. The Bongo's. Bongo's. You know what I think, you know what I think about? It has to be the easiest one.

You want to know a secret I haven't told anyone. What, you're getting it? I know that none of you guys listening will tell anybody. I, after watching Channing Tatum, my boyfriend, in Magic, my 20th. Two dancing lessons. I watch them do that, and I secretly, I log about go, I'm gonna learn how to do that.

Why? 56. Oh, why? That's a good question. You were caught in the moment. It's like whenever you come back from a seat like that. Don't have a answer for that. You're like, I'm moved to Nashville.

You're out of your mind. I got too much, I have too much. You watch Chantay and Joe. You tube, I'm gonna do that. You tube the little tutorial and I went. If you tried? Oh, the lot. I was like, oh no, this is a lot.

It's a lot. And also,, oh no, this is a lot. It's a lot. And also, even if I could dance that way at 56, don't. Uh, no, if you dance, I can, you know what, take it out for you. If you're on TikTok and shit doing that, you do it. You do it, dude.

You know what? You might be able to do it with your little man. It's a amazing idea for my social media journey. There you go. I'm going to document. And I want to apologize to my parents right now for this. I'm going to document my path right now for this. I'm going to document my path as a dancer. Did you ever see Saguaro trained for weeks

to do a dance video of Bert? He danced really well. Well, there's a big production, put a ton of money, got a legit choreographer, like legit dancing. Yeah. And they just stabbed Bert at the end. So stupid.

That was really good actually. And he had the special effects so he looked really heavy. So good. You know, I can't stop laughing at that Louis CK bit. He sent me. I showed Julia we were laughing so hard. So hard.

We were me and Taylor was taking us there. I could do you see this bit. And he's like oh my god I mean I the way she runs away from him. She's oh my god God it's not no, it wasn't me. I swear it passes the button. Yeah He's like god damn I gotta watch that show again Lucy K. I've never watched it. I saw that. I love it. It's got a watch that show again, Lucy K. I've never watched it. I saw that. I've never got a watch. Jacing a bunch of it.

So fucking funny. So funny. So funny. Have you watched anything cool? I'm into your honor. What's that? Yeah, see? It's a big show.

People told me to watch it before your honor. So it's this judge like that dude Brian Cranston from Breaking Bad. He's a judge. His son, in the first episode, his son is reaching for his cell phone and kills a young man on a motorcycle. That young man on the motorcycle who died,

he's the son of the top mob boss in all of New Orleans. So the son leaves the scene, comes back, tells the dad, and says, like, what the fuck? So dad was going to turn him in, but he's like, oh, you're going to go away for life. I can't lose my son, but he's like a stand-up judge, like the top judge in New Orleans. So he has to cover it. It gets so stressful. I'm so good. It's so good.

I'm all over that. It's so good, dude. So good. Down season two now, I'm halfway through season one. I don't get how there's a season two, but we'll figure it out. I'm so it's so good dude so good all over that season to now. I'm halfway through season one I don't get how there's season two, but we'll figure it out. Oh, I'm so all over that. Yeah, it's fantastic You're on your honor you you you you that that's every man can understand like your son is everything 100% well that goes to the John Gotti thing

You know that story which one when John Gotti thing. You know that story? Which one? When John Gotti was a captain, somebody killed the son, a guy ran a son over. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess he killed that guy. Yeah. I guess they were throwing a party next door. No, not at all. So it was his young son. He was six or seven. He was on his bike out front of their house. And the kid, it was actually the kid mom's fault. It was in the driver's fault. Because the cops came and he didn't get arrested. But the kid darted off into the street

without looking, got hit by the car, died. And then time goes by and that guy was scared. And he's about to move. He put his house on sale on the street because it's John Gotti's fucking son he killed on accident. And then something happened where he came over to the house and they should have backyard.

And the wife was like, yelling at me, yelling at him and told John, like, you know, you got to do something. He's like, yeah, yeah, you got it. So then he went to Florida, supposedly, but had his guys apprehend him. And according to Sam with a bull, they tortured this guy they put him in a basement house in torch them for weeks before cutting them up into like a million pieces oh my god but also you

ran over john goddies kid get out of there right away they're declared dead with a backyard neighbor of gamin and crime family and they're boss john goddy Jesus he killed his 12 year old son. Yeah, there goes was attacked of the baseball bat by Victoria Gotti. The mom. Oh, and they went, you went over to apologize and she attacked him with a bat. Man, that terrible. He was shoving a van by shovel man near the place for the business.

Beating with the baseball bat shop. Gotty's widely assumed you think to have ordered the place for the business. Beating with the baseball bat shop. Gotty's widely assumed you think to have ordered the murder despite the fact he is family depart for a Florida vacation three days before. That's convenient. One question, two detectives. He's remembered with a change. Yeah.

Man, I'm mad. Then when the cops ask God, I'm mad. He goes, I'm not sorry, the guy's missing. I wouldn't be sorry if the guy turned up dead. Uh, what's it's previously prosecuted, believed, farvers remains were stuffed in a bear of concrete and tossed over sheep's heads, Bay, Pierre, but Brooklyn federal court papers followed by federal prosecutors. The week of January 50 on nine contained allegations that mob hitman Charles killed farver and disposed of his body and acid.

Yeah, well, either way, but yeah, you killed John Gotti son. That's what how this is Yeah, cuz his son dies in this guy in the boss is gangster man Jesus stressful Yeah, there's only twists and turns in this show. It's so good, dude Brennan, let's take a break first of of all, if you like comedy this weekend, in New York City, March, or in the shadow. Your hometown, selling out New York City.

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like the one before that were the Narcanians, the girl and her friend, it's like a lesbian relationship. They tell their backstory. That's how the show goes. It goes two steps forward, one step back to tell the backstory, two steps forward, one step back. But maybe just, again, I'm getting older. I don't need all the zombie action and gun Like I like a story like the story. It's like I watched the whale with Brendan Frazier

And he's going to Oscar on Sunday for the whale There's no action No, we get beat up. No, we get shot. There's not it's just a good real story. I look for my porn Stories fucking real not it's just a good real store. I look for my porn Real stories fucking real story. It's a minute But like you got done and watch out Chris rock special. I saw some of it. Yeah But it's it's funny right how people like who always with me air Griffin and Chris went to lunch this day and Chris like yeah, I heard skin bad reviews. I said Chris and Chris is like, yeah, I heard it's getting bad reviews. I said, Chris, what review did you see?

Because he goes against the woke, cancel, culture and all that stuff. So of course the left, which is the mainstream media are gonna shit on it. No, this is terrible, this is terrible. Any real normal person that's not with some agenda that should be like inspiring. It made me start, it actually got me to start writing

I was writing. I wrote a bunch of great stuff. Also, comedy is all relative, right? It's all perspective. So if you're woke or whatever that pisses off, you hate the whole thing. He tells the truth. It makes everybody uncomfortable. What's the same thing with Dave Chappelle Special, right? It's what I didn't think it was, but they call it anti-trans. But you watch it. Anti-trans. So having like PY kids last specials just aren't as good as like how they are Yeah, they just said something that struck and you know accord Well not with 90 pro-trans not between 98% of the entire United States was anybody offended and the outrage the small 2% They're all fake. Yeah, I don't believe I don't think they're fake

I think they're they're real people. They're just loud as fuck. I think the trans activists. Yeah, I don't believe I don't think they're fake. I think they're they're real people They're just loud as fuck. I think the trans activists are fake. I don't buy it. I don't I just There might be some there might be some trans people who but for the most part the people that are the people fight for it I don't even trans they don't even know trans. That's what I mean like the guy who uh enough will their agenda like they're not actually doing anything for trans. Just who is the the trans quote unquote trans sort of person who the guy who was a show runner for a TV show and said, sorry, Netflix, I'm done. Who is a TV show and he kind of like bailed. And I guess he was posting pictures of him and a bikini but he's a full grown man dear white people are leaving Netflix after days yeah there you go

oh that dude yeah okay that's your lucky that's somebody who just jumped on the bandwagon as far as I can turn that's what it looked like that's his her quote that's what it looked like. That's her quote. After this spell, I can't do this anymore. I won't work for Netflix again as long as they keep money and property from dangerous transport, but content. Oh, yeah, well, that's great. Enjoy that.

Too bad. What are we going to do without you? But here's my thing. All good. All good. Yeah, you don't like whatever direction Netflix is going. You leave that you're right. Exactly right. Yeah, it's all good. I'm out of it. Yeah, you don't like whatever direction that please going. You leave that. You're right. Exactly. Yeah, it's all good. Not matter. Yeah, if you're that's with anything. If you don't like it, you know,

you don't want to force you to sit down and watch Dave's pulse content. Yeah, I okay. Just looking. All right. Wait, let me see what that caption says. The one that was on. It's just I don't think I've ever loved underwear as much as I love. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Literally lose a make-up girl. That's the one I'm putting.

What is it saying? What are you losing? Literally losing it. Like, okay. Literally losing it. Well, tell you what, not what you're not doing. Wait, is this Jacklyn more losing it or is this person no There's that's kind of a compliment no jack no more hasn't lost it yet. That's still there. Okay, right

Yeah, anyway Yeah, it's a big good for her for doing what she thought was right is on you know, sure do you think yeah? That's the anything you know, you know, you know, if you don't whatever you don't like Brian Calons Comedy like Chris believe you don't like feel just leave you know, I'm saying like no one's forced you by a taster show. Yeah It's so strange to me Oh, man, do your white people lost their fucking show? I'm a freak out man. That's why my favorite show I'm sure that shows pro white Dear white people that can't be good.

Hard path. Yeah. That's why I like Netflix. I didn't come up and suggested. They know what's up. They know what daddy's gonna like. It's all serial killers. You?

Yeah, all serial killers. Yeah, I'll go with them. Yeah. Sam Tripley is making a shirt that says your algorithm is lying to you. It's so true. Because you'll be on YouTube and I'll look up something that's like conservative or whatever. and all I get is just bombarded

with liberals getting creamed by conservatives. I'm like, this is not the real world. Can I get a balance please? Like, if you look at Ben Shapiro or you look up whatever Jordan Peterson, you're gonna get every other conservative. You're not gonna get his page. You're gonna get all the negative

and then if you keep scrolling on like the seventh page you get his share. Think of gonna get all the negative. And then if you keep scrolling on like the seventh page, you'll get his check. Yeah. I think how much content he puts out. A lot. Both of them. Yeah.

Proud or Shapiro. All of it. It's just, you know, the left owns YouTube. So it's just gonna bombard you with all that bullshit. But they say the left owns YouTube, and I'm saying is that if you can, if you're kind of right wing, you're gonna get a lot of right wing stuff.

You're left wing, you know, that a lot of left thing. The algorithm is interesting, because it'll tend to push you toward gonna get a lot of right wing stuff. You're left wing, you know, left wing. The algorithm is interesting, because it'll tend to push you toward what you want to see. That's anything. But what else should do? Push you toward the ceiling. No, I'm saying it's anything because you would think if YouTube was leaning left. It's not that flying.

If you think of YouTube as leaning left, you'd think that they would send you only left wing stuff, but actually they double down on whatever you're looking at. So if you're looking at it all. Not really, because they suppress certain things things that doesn't push the agenda. So that's where they lean left because certain things are suppressed or shouldn't alpha male Pete characters. They're gonna suppress their views. Well my my so your work doesn't get out there as much. I see. Well my Instagram thing was funny because my Instagram thing

was I would look at working out things, boxing things, MMA things, and tricks with Dicks. The problem is that they're not tricks with Dicks. Right. I feel that in funny. But there are very pretty girls on Instagram who get pop up, they just do whatever they're just sitting there and nothing and they're, I don't know, they're going. That's Instagram going, you might like this. this right and then you watch it and then you might

Thumb through and then there's another girl now. Here's the problem I had people working on my social media that access to my Instagram and I one point I looked at my Instagram and there were a lot of suggestions in my search bar of just Girls Hottest asses and tits. Yeah, we're like, I was like, what are you clicking? All right, and that's clearly what I was clicking on. You know, I was like, oh, well, nothing to see here.

Creepy old man. Well, sometimes there's those older actors that, that's when Samuel Jackson, he's clearly on porn, but there's some that have like, like some other porn, you know, like the dicey porn, and they like it and they're all like,

they can see their stuff. Oh yeah, yeah. But the like, like, you know, chicks with dicks, like it and they're all right. You can see their stuff. Oh, yeah, but the like like you know Chicks with dicks like stuff you like yeah Okay, it's cock on The mouth on another guy's cock cock and cock it. I thought that I was I was all I did was to put in college guys Well, wow, this is amazing cock on cock. Where are they gonna put it? What is this? I might what yeah? I gotta feel this out. This is a weird type in sexy man. I meant sexy girl now. Grim goes hey, we don't you like Not like I can explain I know Sam's gay. He thinks algorithms full of shit. Yeah, that algorithm gives me some fire

Like I was just watching last night Netflix recommend this new documentary on 10 France about the most Kind of successful, successful serial killer in France. I mean, you're showing. It's all subtitles that I watched it. So, I fell asleep. Some of this guy's killing teenage girls in rape,

and I'm like, sadistic as fuck, but the wife was like, in on it, you get the girls in the car. The wife, I think, got off, but they interview the wife, but the guys, real piece of shit. But you see him, I'm like, how could these teenage girls not fight off this old fragile fucking idiot, you know What and that's how you got caught one girl did get away. Is it Dr. Harold shittin? No, man

That's in France. No, do you send the most well bro. It's in France. I didn't hear the frat. Ecuador You said the most well bro, it's in France. I didn't hear the first part of the door Any of those names ring it down. It's that Michael This one for me show for it. Yeah, it's me show for it I don't know how fit that's him though that guy that guy the guy looks like Fauci. Oh, man I think Fauci's killed more people. I want to get your take on the Fauci thing. Did you do you do I'll be here Always I want to get your take on that take on what him being a piece of shit Come at me bro, man. This guy is What would he do kid up the girls 10 girls and killed him raped him? Oh?

And he's in prison. They need to bring back that, uh, where they cut off your head thing. Guys at age seven and I, but they should like fucking... Yeah, just fucking kill him. And his wife is handsome, yeah. She was involved.

What a scumbag, man. But they're saying she was just like a pushover. Like you'd be gone for like eight days and she wouldn't ask any questions or nothing. But then when they investigate his house when they're in the house, they get a search warrant and they found like the little girls clothing guns. Nightmare.

Yeah, nightmare, horrible, horrible. Yeah, I don't like that shit. Yeah, I fall asleep to it. I mean, it problems. Well, there's this morbid curiosity. Rogen talks about it. He'll watch anything once. You know what I mean? Horstic, you know, in somebody's butt. I got to see it. I don't watch beheadings none of that shit.

The beheadings I can't do. The shooting is a world star. Check out because it's kind of a grainy. It's not very clear. I can deal with that. Yeah. The fights I can deal with, you know the problem with fights now, it's like when we were kids we would fight, nobody got knocked out.

Nobody got fucked up. Now they go until somebody gets knocked out, and nobody breaks up, because everyone's on their phones. It's a real issue. Weird, because they want to put it on their social media. So no one, even to your friends, they're not stopping the fight. So, and these kids go go because they know what's gonna go viral is a knockout

So they go to somebody gets fucking to incust good god. I never got incust as a kid fighting did you ever never You'd like to have your scramble or whatever and little fisticuff and then you check in for kids and he said down in San Diego and He was a lawyer in general and he says the the clients he has you know the fights now people are training so he'll have to defend the guy for yeah I'll have to defend a guy for breaking pop in some of the gays elbow are knocking him out really badly and it's like these guys are all like training and jujitsu they're training their box and they're doing MMA. And the injuries are way worse, he said.

He's like, I'm dealing with fucking crazy. I got a friend. I got a friend, he's got, yeah. I got a friend, he's got, I'm like, you're a brown belt in Jiu-Jitsu and did you know that you were, you know, you broke his fucking shoulder as a elbow. Yeah, he's a brown belt, he definitely knows what he's doing.

Yeah, not good, not good. He didn't wear it because back in the day, kids would stop the fight because they don't want to see it Now the two busy recording because they want to get followers or like it's not good Yeah, to go into my brain kids into a world. I guess all parents have always said that But I say now the violence now's the worst time for sure. No, no, no violence According to Stephen Pinker the violent people are dying of violent death is the lowest it's ever been in history By far, yeah, we're just we're just more people forget that we're prone to see it

Yeah, people forget and bars. He's in the 70s and 80s and 90s. I'm just touching York LA non-stop but we didn't hear about it because there weren't phones and you don't have so much negativity and In the during in the west, you know in the 1800s and early 1900s people got shot and stabbed and beaten up, like, and killed all the time. If you talk to Jimmy Burke's uncle and his dad, what Brooklyn was like when they were growing up in the 40s and 50s.

He was a purge. He was a purge in top half. Yeah. Yeah, totally different. Yeah, Marcus, what's the safest ever been, but if you look at the news or your social media, you terrified. Yeah, I have so much anxiety. Especially have kids It's just fucking terrified when when Jimmy Jimmy's Jimmy Burke is in there and his father is a great guy His father said watch the news tonight. Jimmy goes about what he was just watch the news. It's back when there was news, you know and

Joe Robert Burke Robert Burke of Brooklyn, New York Chase is down gunman tackles him holds him until the cops come so He owns a bar and a guy comes in well dressed guy comes in and I guess starts stealing the tips They catch it. These are Irish guys and Thai guys. Catch them. The bar was full of other cops or fucking... Jesus Christ.

Mafios. Bad idea. Guy stealing thing. Guy goes... Give us the money back. And the guy goes... I didn't take any money. But I was just...

And he's the way to do this. There's a hard way to do this Give us the money back and the guy goes are you ready? And Bob goes am I what because are you ready? Bob goes yeah, I'm ready the guy pulls out of gun and shoots at him Twice and miss this that goes but Jesus put my bag. Yeah runs out start running down the street Bob goes in my bar This motherfucker shit comes running after him guy turns back around and shoots a bob again missus

This is all the news. Yeah, all the news Tackle them holes him down the ground and if you knew Jimmy's dad you'd know he was a nut You'd be playing basketball with him. He's 70 years old. Yeah, the worst shot in the world. If you knew Jimmy's dad, you'd know. He was in nut. You'd be playing basketball with him, he's 70 years old. Yeah, he's the worst shot in the world. He getting a fist fight. Yeah. He's the worst shot. Yeah, let's get him. Yeah, like I'm gonna get him.

Now you still assume everybody has a gun. Yeah, yeah, it was a different time. I don't know, it's a weird thing. If you are very familiar with what a gun can do to you, like if you're a tip of the spear soldier or something like that and you had a lot of experience, you're gonna be way more cautious around guns. If you've not around guns,

yeah, you might ask, it looks like something in the movies. It's not as I'm talking to this young kid the other day and he said some guy cut him off. He got out and was like pull over motherfucker. And the guy pulled out of gun was like, call me a bitch again. Who's the bitch? Oh, yeah. I'm a bitch. I'm going to get back in my car. I think you're damn right. You're back. And I told him I said, well, how in the fuck? Why would you assume you? What I assume with everybody I piss off on the road has a gun. I don't entertain it.

I'm like, I'm not willing to die over this guy. He cut me off. I'm gonna give a fuck, pray somewhere to go. Did you see that thing on the fucking, it was awful, but it was on, the guy was obviously the newest jujitsu. This guy, this guy takes the sure of rough guy. Look, it was in the streets.

Yeah, it's a video. It was actually, I think it was in a parking lot and the closed captioned camera card, okay. The guy comes up, picks him up kind of by under the arms and it's kind of throws him in the air, throws him air pushes him. Then comes back and this guy just takes his arm and does a judo trip and puts him in a beautiful arm bar.

Okay. So now the guy's in an arm bar like this. He's like in an arm bar and you see him just reaching and he just comes up and goes, oh man. Well the knife stabs him like five. In the face? Right in the chest.

And the guy's like that, yeah. And then he gets in his face like, it was fucking like that. And then he just walks away. Jesus, crazy. And it's like that's that jujitsu's awesome. It's awesome unless they have a knife unless they have a gun God if you're gonna fight somebody you better figure out like how to control their

Assume they have something and end it and keep keep hitting them You know what I'm saying though, but also what's guy? When you feel like a straight bitch if you got a fight and you have to use a gun or knife? No, if the guy was getting the best of you, it was getting an arm bar and he was like, oh well, clearly he can fight. I can't let me grab this knife and kill him. You gotta have a swim. Then he come home and your buddies,

he's like, what happened? They come in arm bar and what'd you? I took my knife out, like, I said to you, well this guy was a criminal. This guy clearly had done that before. You know, there's a big of a blade on. Well, this guy who's a fighter and a criminal and a gang guy, whatever he was, he clearly, he's not afraid of jail.

He didn't jail. You can see the tattoos his body. You were like, that's a jailhouse body. Then you can see that you can see it. You pick up on it right away. And it's like, you're fighting it, dude, who is very, very comfortable with, like, he's not a fighter.

He's gonna kill you. Very different. And just stab them. Yeah, I just assume he really has a gun. Yeah. Yeah. Best way to live life, really. I think so.

He just assumed the ultimate worst. He never had to talk with this. Well, good idea would be to carry a gun yourself in case. Which I do, yeah. But again, I'm not gonna pull it out. I'm gonna have it nearby, because if he has one, hopefully I have one, but if he doesn't game Oh, I carry num chucks and throwing stars

Yeah, good like dodging gas poison gas Yeah You know I said have none I said no I said no juxtaposed and I can still do them I can say I was super good at num sucks and I used to take Do you know what to do? Self on accident? Yes, fuck they hurt can say, I was super good at num trucks, and I used to take, do you take yourself on X-ray? Yes, fuck they hurt.

Yes, I would take two broomsticks, and I take our nylon rope, and I just swing the fuck at them. Yeah, I love them. And I said to my father, I wanted a walk to, I don't know where, my father said, you're not gonna walk there. I go, I have num trucks, I was a kid.

And he goes, because your num trucks are not gonna save you if a guy comes at you. And I said, yes they will I you know me I'm like, oh, yes, they will excuse my father said you think so I see yeah I forgot he goes go ahead and try to hit me swing him go I started screaming he just literally just charged me and crap me. I was like like, ah, shit. You guys not, that should be a lot of fun. Then one time, then one time, we're in Africa,

we're in Kenya, and we were eating at this thing, and there was a wall, and then there were these signs that say, do not go down to the riverbed crocodile. You see crocodiles right there. You could see the big crocodiles. They were right there. They were literally on the bank, you know? And I remember I said, you know. And I

remember I said, you know, I said, like if somebody got bit by a crocodile, I would, I would go down there and I would stab it right here. My father, I'd be mad. No, you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't do that. With the dinosaur. With the dinosaur. With the steering heart. That's what you would do. I'll say Jesus Christ. And why be so? I was so embarrassed. You could stare at my boy's gun. And his voice got really, no you would. You would sit there and stare in horror and do nothing. And that's what you would do. There were other people around.

Jesus, yes, all came in. It's like a nice afternoon. I was like, now I'm telling him, press that girl over there. You know what you're doing right now? That's the same thing I did in the North Woods. I saw a bobcat and there was a girl I really liked. And I said, I killed bobcat.

And she goes, you wouldn't, I go, I stab it. You just take it and you let it bite you, and you stab it. My father. No, you wouldn't. No, fucking killing my- Hey, cock block. Hey, I'm fucking ate, motherfucker.

Clearly I'm not gonna stab a fucking bobcat, man. I mean, love with that girl. Yeah, I'm trying to get my dick sucked up. God, damn it. I hate reality checks. Oh, I know. You're a bit of a reality check with that. This is good. Well, I think I could find him.

What would you? Yeah, well, you wouldn't. What would you do? Very cool. We'll check this out. What do you got, Jen? You were there when Shane Carlin picked me up and squeezed me, right?

Yeah, I mean, I don't need to be there, but I was there It was in Vegas the first time I met you Yeah, and he picked me up and he started squeezing me. Oh, it's Nate Mark was that and I go I go and I go and I heard him go because that's 40% and I and I tapped yeah, and I said didn't I go could he do that to you And he goes if I let him he might be able to yeah weird I said, did Nade, I go, could he do that to you? And he goes, if I let him, he might be able to. Yeah. Weird. Would you, but is he?

Yeah, a grown man squeezing you, not even doing a submission, not doing a submission, just squeezing your body. Yeah. That's a little, that's ridiculous. No, you need a living reality. I don't think you can do that to me. Yeah, I've done that to you.

Multiple. It's squeezed me until I hear you say her. How have I showed you a picture today of how he's so merged. Just my girls that asked for the fight in the kid, so I showed on it. I remember these days, 10, 11 years ago. I remember one time we were shooting our sketch show and you were taking a map, you were all low energy and I just fucking threw you in a head and arm and had like sat my fucking butt out and I was like, here you go, how about now?

And you started giggling and you were like, he, and you peeled my face. What do you got, dude? What's up, champ? Wait, can I share a quick story? Yeah, please. So street fighting. I got not a real fight, but then I got approached by a guy.

He thought I was a gang member, whatever. So he asked me where I'm from, now I'm not. Never was. No, I'm like, but I was like a real fight, but then I got approached by a guy. He thought I was a game member, whatever. So he asked me where I'm from. I'm not a junior. Never was. No, I'm like, but I was like, you know, I was always kind of like, if they approached me, then I'm always like, you know, barking back, right? So what the fuck?

And then he pulled out a knife like this long from his waistband. Like, crocodile, Dundee. Like, and we're in a mall. So I'm like, what the hell, yeah? So I just backed out and I'm like, what the, I'm like, I go fight like a man, he's in a, so So I'm like, what the hell, yeah? So I just backed out and I'm like, what the, all right, I go fight like a man, father, he's in a, so eventually, you know, security came

because he had a fucking knife. So I told my dad about it. I told my dad, I'm like, what do I do when someone pulls out a bit, he goes, you have a belt, right? I go, yeah, he goes, just take off the belt, wrap it around your hand, and you have this much more distance if you smack him in the face.

He didn't even think twice about like, no, don't fight. He's just like, do you ever belt? That's crant. That's crant. Here's where I say it. I hear what I say. Run as fast as you can. As soon as I saw a reaction.

I felt the knife going through. I literally felt like burning in my stomach when I saw the knife. I'm like, yeah, what's the point? And why are you fighting? Why are you guys going to fight? Literally, he just said, where are you from? I'm not sure. Imagine you not being on this earth right now not

over that over a guy go to we're from that's what happens though but how stupid old that's so stupid on world star see you know some i know i'm done to another guy's girl and he goes get your bitch the guy gives excuse me cool it's like so then let's say that your brother how did you bother died bump this guy into get your bitch shut him the face

God damn it's like what yeah, none of us lost his life because the guy asked where he's from where's from in front of a Mrs Fields in the mall the guy Final night. Yeah, that's yeah, that's a bad situation. Yeah, that's not good. It's just my the way my dad my dad's insane Yeah, I think because all the years of fighting, I know how bad it can get. So in my head, if I'm in a situation, I go through everything. Every, it's like Spider-Man.

Like, well, you know, to that guy's point, like jujitsu, you put something in an armbar, you can see what jujitsu can do. You can kill somebody with jujitsu. Not with an armbar, but yeah, but, but I bet you that guy probably got off. If he has a good lord, the lord is like, he got him in an armbar, he's breaking his arm, and he stabbed him, you know. But it's not a life or death situation. I bet he that guy probably got off if he has a good lord of the Lord's like he got him in an arm bar

He's breaking his arm and he stabbed him, you know, but it's not a life or death situation. I bet he didn't you could you could make the argument though I don't know. No, you can't You can't kill someone. Hey, Brian. You can't kill somebody from armbar. Yeah, in any capacity He's going to in the history of the world if you're getting choked you can you could probably do it Yes, now if he's he's he's going out and yeah, if you held it and you could it. Yes. Now, if he's going out and if he held it, and he could have killed him, that, you could. But Arnbarr, no. Yeah.

Maybe it's an incompetent judge. He's like, yeah, he's gonna break his arm and kill him. Right? Because that's fucking stupid, right? You know that. And it's enraging me, right? Yeah, but you never know. No, because that's how I know you barely's done any.

But it's just, no, no, no, if you break your elbow and then there's a blood clot and goes, room right in your fucking brain. And your ism. That's what I would, I'd be a bad lawyer. Your honor. Your honor. Sure, it's his arm.

He could have broken the arm and then climbed up to the neck. Yeah, maybe if the guillotine or a rare naked joke and they hold onto it, you could kill somebody. Yeah. You have to hold it for a hot sec. Well, you can, anybody gets around your neck, you can die quick. You have to hold it for a hot sec. Well, you can, anybody gets around your neck. You can die quick. You have to hold it for a while.

It's a break, yeah. It's pretty easy to break your neck. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's a cracker. It's a cracker.

It's a cracker. It's a cracker. It's a cracker. It's a cracker. It's a cracker. It's not easy. It's not easy. It's not easy.

Next, a hard to fucking break. Yeah, but you can fuck. You know the movies and they'll, No, you can fuck somebody. That. That bad. You can fuck somebody's neck up. Bad. It's tough. It's not if you're not, you can get your neck fucked up. You can break somebody's neck. It'd be tough. It'd be really tough. Well, you can do serious damage to somebody's neck.

Let's put it that way. I mean, I've did enough to get to where my fucking, I was like this for the next fucking. You were your next fine. Yeah, you're sure right you can I can you can fuck I've been I did just 15 years. I've Never seen my neck so fucked up where they thought they were gonna die Well, you can definitely get killed quickly though if you if you I mean if you choke somebody no

There wouldn't be quick at all. No, you don't have to hold it for over four minutes, right? You think so yeah, no, I know so yeah over four minutes minutes. Yeah. Took actually kill a human being in a guillotine. Yeah, it'd take a hot second Because they'd have to go out, right? Yeah, you could you have caused major injury with it with the right guillotine joke major injury in a short period of time. I believe Be tough and I'll tell you something else in a court of law, that would hold up. That would hold up, because you're literally kind of after oxygen, and they don't know jiu-jitsu.

Yeah. But yeah. I mean, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, you could use that defense, if it's a guilty and a real naked joke. Yeah, I can, neck cranks where you're like, there are those things where you've got somebody here and your body's on their top of their head

and you're pulling up that way. You can fucking break somebody's neck like that. Be tough, be tough. Be tough. I've been some horrible neck cranks. What happened? You know what happened? Yeah, but you have a very big neck,

but you're different. You're different. I've seen, I literally grew up, nothing. But you were rolling with guys who were, you know, experienced with that. Just as strong as that. But just as strong as that,

if not stronger, all of them. Right, but you can fuck somebody's neck up up with you, J.S. too. If anything. Oh, for sure. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But in general, you're not gonna damage somebody's neck. Yeah, yeah. Like just give them a guilty no.

Overall, the odds are, yeah. Even if he didn't tap away. If you hold for a long time, kill him. Yeah. So that would be, I think in a court of law putting something in a guilty team would be considered a Assault with a deadly weapon like in a way you're trying to kill somebody you could win that argument where I was I don't know let's a soul of it. Well my life is in danger because he's choking me. Yeah unconscious. Yeah Yeah, that's held the joke. Yeah, Arm bar no

Neck choke. Yes, you could be that defense. I assume you could I think so yeah Yes, you could be that defense. I assume you could I think so yeah Could you say how how how would I know if after I pass out he let me go? How I know you didn't continue holding the choke and kill me exactly that's why stab them in the weiner Also, we've seen referees that don't bad referees that don't stop chokes that lasts for a long time Everyone's word. They're gonna die. Yeah. You see that? What's actually worse is fucking ankle walks where their knee gets fucking like, pawar is some stuff. I guess it's dick.

Fuck that guy. So can we show these photos? Okay, the photos aren't, so Aaron Carter's mother. What's that? Is that dukey bath water? Bath water, there's some like clothing where it looks like it's blood or throat or something like that.

Because their car is mom before you read this story. So it's in his mother's shoes, graphic photos from the scene of his death. The mom saying that he had some like, you know, he's a drug addict and he didn't, he owed the drug addict or the drug dealer money and she thinks he was murdered. Yeah, so she wants an investigation.

Because they didn't do autopsy enough and they're like, yeah, suicide. And she's like, hold up. A lot of people were trying to kill my son. So they did the autopsy, the results aren't any yet, but they haven't done like an investigation of possible crime, right? Because they think he just died from an overdose, but his mom shared these pictures. I'm not sure if I'll show this. Is it possible to say that they? Why is the water like that? It's all this is weird, right? So there's like a, I don't oh, the pictures are not a big deal. But so after his mom wanted them to do a full investigation

on potentially a crime happening, his fiance as well. She said a lot of stuff that she saw was not something that he would normally do. Okay, I just have one thing to say. Over the next few days, there were according to her, numerous departures from his normal pattern behavior. He apparently made a thing to say about that. So over the next few days, they were according to her numerous departures from his normal pattern of behavior. He apparently made a trip to Walmart, disgusting,

which was very unusual since he did, like running errands because of his anxiety. He didn't use his cell phone at all in the last 24 hours before he died. That sounds like something, something somebody would do before they commit suicide. I was just saying it's all happened. And then later found his car,

what Martin says, this doesn't make sense. It concerns you always carried it with him. You had to leave yourself when your car is weird. Shows the claims he almost took showers instead of baths, yet he was found in the bath tub. Yeah, this sounds like he did. It apparently always locks the door when you went into the bathroom. You had the bathroom door was found unlocked.

Shows also to understand how his dog was shutting there with him the entire time between when he died when he was found. You didn't use the bathroom. All the other she feels there's enough questions. Yeah, there's some questions. I think it's worthy of doing an investigation. It sounds like classic behavior of somebody who's suicidal on the edge. But also, I hate to say this, but like, there probably was an investigation, like when those detectives come in, they see a lot of stuff, and they can put together a lot of stuff.

If they thought there was a murder scene here, they trust me, people would have been in there. That might, my guess is they saw a lot of things in there that said this kid killed himself. And he also had a history of this. Yeah, I mean, she called in like a welfare check. So it's following the calls for an investigation from Aaron Carter's mom,

police released a statement saying the autopsy results were still pending, but to that point, no evidence a foul play had been discovered. Martin previously said, no water was found in Carter's lungs, which is inconsistent with drowning. And pill bottles were poorly discovered near the bathtub he was found in.

The investigation will continue. Yep, so I don't know. I mean, if I'm the family, I want all the stones on turn. I'm with them. Like, can we just show at least look? Yeah, and I heard him bringing back. I was reading about this too, like, I guess a lot of people that have experienced something like this, a suicide or or whatever they always want to

Yeah, see if something else happened because it's too tough for them to accept. Yeah, I get it. I'm with the mom You guys talked about this already Chris rock and we'll Smith do you have the J.P. Get Smith comments on it? I didn't get her comments, but I heard that look it up look it up J.P. Get Smith comments on Can you? Here's where he gets here. It is. Can you go back up for some?

Yeah, I had it. So what is the title is this? Go go up, please. So why will Smith do not watch Chris Rocks quote unquote distasteful Netflix comedy special? Take it. Go up. And then this is the game. It's Smith, Oscar Slam, Rockhaw said, Jean rumors, Will is embarrassing her by what Chris said about him and his family and his

network special. He didn't watch it, but he had people tell him what Chris said. It's everywhere in the airline. When you look online, it shows me. So Will and Jada have been, I've seen comments on it. And Jada was like, uh, basically saying Chris Rock's obsessed with her and Will. Also, I had that one, yeah. So it's like, no, no saying Chris Rock's obsessed with her and will also I had that one. Yeah. So it's like no, no. A man has been slapped them in public. And one of the biggest, yeah, biggest shows of that year. Yeah. Would you and he just was literally taking on the chin?

Not to anything. I'm gonna do that. You guys take no accountability. I mean, you didn't encourage your husband to slap him at the time. Yeah. You didn't cause all this horrible trauma for Will in order for him to built in this rage in order to slap fucking Chris Rock. But also, you know, fuck another dude in Hawaii and rub it in his face.

Takes him goddamn accountability. Propecia are not where the fuck she has. I'll teach you where the fuck she is. So it gives a fuck. Apparently that rumor, or that statement came from an insider that knows the situation saying that Chris was always obsessed with jayda pink it what can i see that it what is the quote

that's it was just an insider said that uh... chris has always been not obsessed like a he's in love with her but obsessed with like you know just i think what chris rock did was appropriate so what i guess i guess jayda apparently jayda didn't want uh... chris to attend an oscars because So real quick, I guess a pearly jada didn't want Chris to attend an Oscars because Will Smith wasn't nominated for an Oscar for that concussion movie So since you know things like that that would happen. So you know Chris just did not like her apparently I don't know. Yeah, but that's such bullshit. It's like Also that none of that has anything to do with the fact that he still got up and slapped him in the face

and he didn't say anything bad so this is uh... uh... years ago as wives that i should quit the Oscars i shouldn't host because her man didn't get nominated for concussion and then he gives me a fucking concussion uh... rock ignored pinappin please while presenting the years ceremony. He made a joke Now rock claims he made this joke and swanson peanuts request. That's how it is. She starts it. I finished it. Okay. That's what the fuck happened Nobody's picking on her. She started this shit And to be honest she seems like someone it's like

Crazy you're like oh you're demanding and all that shit. Oh, yeah. I don't know that's Will Smith, but yeah, it seems like it. Anyway, I root for Will Smith my whole life. Now I watch your man's patient just see me at war. Is the greatest. I mean, he had great jokes about it. Wake up. Hell yeah, dude. Why is that on? Only you would know my man. Huh.

Three o'clock? Yeah. Three o'clock? I don't know. Was that when you're supposed to come leave your house to come to show a bird, do you think? It's really weird.

That's when the rock slide happened. I don't know. What else you got, kid? I mean, this is a sadness. Jada and Will can't say shit. They just gotta eat this. Yeah, I said. They gotta eat it.

Yeah, he, Chris Rock did for a hot load over a year. He's been taking all his abuse. Say something, say something. He's like, I will, I will. You got two of my specials. That's how this goes. And I heard that somewhere, what are their friends,

it might have been Dono Rawlings. I saw something where like this, this is actually gonna be the thing that happens where they can get back together and be friends. I agree. Because they both had their, yeah, now it's over, yeah. You went, it's like the slap fight.

You went, no, I will, yeah. Chris went, both of you had slapped, one literally got slapped, the other got slapped with jokes. Now we move on. Now become friends, now but you do a movie together. Here's my question. I think you doing movies again. Here's my question.

I think you're right, but here's my question. If Will doesn't, it's like, then you see, see. If Will doesn't what? My thing is that Will spent a lot of his entire career pretending to be perfect. Trying to be, what he's damn, I was. Trying to be damn near was, and I'm a fan. I'm still thinking at a moment. Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgive you

Try it. I would count. I know what I mean. You know I count. All right. Hopefully. Hopefully doesn't kill you if you get you an arm bar Biot I'll stupid Yeah, yeah, no you can break you could kill somebody put him in on bar. Oh really? I just hate fuck face. I didn't say that. Don't call me a fuck. Wait, the point is that I think about my question is does Will Smith, what is he like

after this? Because like this is a weird thing. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like he may never be the same in some ways unless he, like, he's been trying to be perfect his whole life. He's got to kind of like, the thing about Chris Rock is Chris Rock is just open. He's honest as fuck, right?

Yeah, like, yeah, doing what he does. But Will Smith has been living in a Faberge Eggman. And so that shit got shattered. I really want to know what, it's hard for him to get out of his head now. Is it or am I wrong? I don wanna know what, it's hard for him to get out of his head now. Is it or am I wrong? I don't know. It depends on how much of social media will pay attention to, right?

And then also, you don't worry if he walks people. I got a love you, it doesn't matter. He doesn't know. But you know how that is. So I get hate and it still gets to you. And you go on the street and everyone's like, I love you, but still.

Yeah. I love you in person. Can you take away really fast when you jump in a car and you see fuck you. Oh man. Well yeah. It hurts more to see it in writing than here than well but people love you. A little bit of a difference with you. Anybody who knows you love you. Does you think everybody loves will those two? No. Am I a valid captain? I'm not saying. What I'm saying. In a way what will will did is... They give him a reason.

You understand? Like, will knows, he fucked up. Will knows that that is part of who he really is. I'm not saying he's not a good guy, but the angels of love. The angels of love. Yeah, the angels of his lesser nature. When you're trying to be perfect,

your whole fucking life. Exhausting. It's like Tiger Woods had to be perfect, his whole life in every way. Perfect swing, discipline, this fuck. Guess what, man? He fucking had a little outlier. Every human being, There would have to be perfect this whole life in every way. Perfect swing, discipline, this fuck. Guess what, man? He fucking had a little out lot.

Every human being, you're trying to bring, you gotta allow it. You're coming after him again today. His old girlfriend. Who? His old, Tiger's old girlfriend's coming after him. Sure. But, you know, like, you know, he was playing around a lot. You guys think I fuck?

He fucks. Yeah. It was the one out of him. Oh, really? He's like, let me get out here. Oh, but also, this is my thing with that that like his thing with the wife and all the golf club and her fucking up the car Yeah, she found out you cheat on it and get that won't be like what Tiger Woods Hold on do you tell about the best golf or vault time like the more than one girl? Oh my god, I guess what I get news free and armbars not gonna kill you you know I'm saying

You know stupid you gotta be well You don't see you don't you don't see what he deals with Will tiger woods. Oh, I know you don't know when you see a guy like Derek cheater tiger woods The brawn James Mike Tyson you don't, you have no idea into the scene. Adam would be, yeah. What kind of female attention they get and also what those girls look like. Have you liked the crown? You have no idea.

I get it. And I mean, constantly. No, we don't have an idea. No idea. I've seen it though. I've looked behind the curtain. I've been in proximity. I've been in proximity. Yeah. Of that and watched like my buddy sat with Mike Tyson 10 years ago.

15 years ago. Sat with him. He's gay. He's probably 20 years ago, right? No, it's about 15. Out of his career? No. Not the height of his career.

Right? Well, I hear O.J. Simpson goes in a bar. It is snow-bunny central. I bet it is. Like just white girls on the ocean. Like the same mountain to the sea. Right now, I've been on the icecobsbunny central. I bet it is like just white girls are like saying now to this right now Yeah, I've got friends and you've been vaguism for a you know, I might OJ bit and like oh you should he's a great dude I'm like really like yeah, and they're like in the girls man this day It's more chicks anybody you know I'm like OJ Simpson. Yeah, he

OJ killer girl that's best they want to be close to the boogie man. Yeah Seriously boogie man lays it down Dogey Simpson was always getting all the tail. Oh, so I know that from another Hollywood star Yeah, everyone before he was yeah, I mean it was like it was like out of control. Yeah, no, yeah more than anybody. Yeah, so Jason Marcus Allen the juice this black amazing athletes Take easy man. What do you have a direction? Marcus Allen, this black amazing athletes. Take the easy man. What do you have in the direction? What?

Those black athletes? Oh man. Can you imagine? Just all the white girls who aren't supposed to be all. Can you imagine? I can't imagine how that big chocolate dick in your- What? Well no, it's more the white girls in L.A.

who are now actresses and they've- Oh, they're whole life they haven't been allowed to. They're from Kentucky and they can be allowed to. And then you're at the- They're little funds just looking for a big black dick. Well, or it's just naughty. Yeah, it's naughty. Hot naughty.

Why are we both rock hard now? Ha ha ha ha. What else can I chant? Point is Chris Rock should Chris Rock it. And we'll just need to go to Chint and then full circle. What would you do? What would you do at a high school? Chris Rock? No, well, will just needs to go and chin and then full circle. What do you do? What would you do with? No, will what would you advise him to do? Come out like he should tweet or just do a video by this what I get

This is how it goes. I expect this. I Do a video should go. I love the special. I I deserve all this Chris. Great job. I get it man I'll I'm gonna shoot you a text after this. Yeah, I would shoot myself watching it and just being like, you don't need to do all that, just be like, very good, I deserve it. Too shabber to fuck her. Good job, man. Now, you know what I think?

You like, I'd rather you slap me than do another joke. Please don't do another joke, get her to my feeling. That's so good. That's what I'd say. Me too. Hey Chris, can you just slap me so I don't have to go through this again? Right. That's what I would do.

There you go. Now, what, here's the problem with Right. That's what I do. There you go. Now, what, here's the problem with that. What's the problem with that? You gotta give up your wine very night. There you go. Change it. No, Jada pick and Smith, I don't think it's gonna,

what would allow that? I'm really curious to see if he does that. Yes, she might be the matchmind. She, she doesn't want him doing that. No. I guarantee it. She's like, don't be no bitch. You ain't no fresh prince of belly.

Whatever it is. Motherfucker. There you go. Right You ain't no fresh prince of ballet, motherfucker. There you go. He ain't no fresh prince of ballet. You know, I haven't seen him doing anything. I, he hasn't done it for a while. Now I don't think he's going to do that. And he's doing like now. Don't wait with it, but like that apology did on video,

which is like, it was like you're a hostage. I've seen him. Oh, so bad. You're like, come on, well, this isn't from the heart. Somebody wrote this for you. He's gotta be like, hey, he got me and I deserved it. Yeah, but hey Chris. Please stop. I'd rather you stop in the face promise Chris brought his wife into it again Well, but you should say again cuz he really brings wife into it. No, she's the one it sounds like she's the she's the one that's poking pride in here Yeah, it's it's hopefully Chris don't give an arm on kill him

those poking prod in here. Yeah, it's hopefully Christ on giving armarm on kill him. Have we tragic? I'm saying is it boring? Giltine really messed up his neck. Yeah, that was actually. We see it all the time. What else you got, Jay? Giltine's are dangerous. He's stupid.

No, Giltine. He's a little stupid, right? Oh, no. Hey, little bit. We've seen stuff. Giltine. He's a little stupid, right? G little bit. We're so not killed a team a little stupid Huh kill a team? Huh? Dangerous for your next stupid. No, I'm not hopefully dude. Hopefully don't you look

We fucking terror and kill it here net crank. I know you imagine fucking killer man We take it all the time all the time we see it all the time this watch. Yeah, all the time You can heard somebody very bad very bad dude kill him. They're watch out. Yeah I'm with you, dude. No, you're not And I always said about the arm bar was that you said he I said you said you could No, when you're stuck like that It's like that's your Getsu and I'm gonna save myself and you stab him. No, he's got me in a position. And he could kill me. Well, he said,

Jiu Jitsu, right now I'm not in trouble. What's your name? And there could be a transition. No, you fucked up, man. There's a transition there. That's all I'm saying. What's the word Andy Stump? You called you?

What bag of dicks? No, a cockback. He called the guy a cockback. Yeah, that's the name. It No, a cockback. He called the guy a cockback. Yes, he was a real cockback. He called the guy as cockbacks and five alarm cunts. And this five alarm cunt, I think especially with the drugs and the steroid failures. And those, what's the,

I didn't see that shoot. Let's see. I think especially with the drugs and the steroid failures and those types of things, I think when you have those things it's hard to call you the greatest of all time. DC a little salty, right? We bet.

We bet. There is also a thing where his reaction to when John got the submission, the guillotine, by the way. Especially he was just like, how the hopes are going to die? Did he die? The syrup clentine? The guilty was, yeah. We never see that.

People were given Daniel Corby a hard time because Daniel Corby was like, he was like this on the reaction. You know, normally they're like, oh, oh. Maybe he killed you expecting more. He thought that's what they did. He's like, he's like, he's like,

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he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he was fired. He was like, oh, people get my heart out about being a soldier. Well, here's the question. I love Daniel Kornberg here, of course, but... John isn't the goat. Who is the goat? He probably thinks he can be, because that's his boy.

He's wrong in every capacity, but yeah. He'd be very wrong. But also Francis, since Francis was the, you know, the heavyweight champion, but he left the belt, so. Francis is definitely not the goat. I mean, no, I'm close. Of the heavyweight division. Definitely not. Absolutely. I mean, no, I'm close. Of the heavyweight division. Definitely not.

Absolutely. I know Steve Payne had been in the belt for a hundred times. He lost, John's never lost a heavyweight, never lost that light heavyweight. It's just, it doesn't make any sense. I will say that Francis, like, Steve Payne is a D1 wrestler, and his wrestling was no good against Francis.

So, who's was it? Steve Payne's wrestling against him. Steve Payne took Francis down. Yeah, but he still got knocked out. Like, who's was it? Steve Bates wrestling against him. Steve Bates took Francis down. Yeah, but he still got knocked out. Steve Bates was able, Francis was able to neutralize that wrestling. No, he wasn't. What are you talking about?

You said the second time they fought? Yeah. The first time he had taken down, oh yeah, yeah, with the second time. We just knocked him out. But he was able to kind of neutralize that wrestling. Steve Bates really didn't wrestle, he just didn't come out. But he was able to kind of neutralize that wrestling. Steve, you're really in wrestling. Right. But if John Ken's Francis, what does I think John takes Francis right the fuck

down? Yeah, right? Yeah, dude. Yeah, he ain't he ain't sprawling on any double legs with that. Right? That's easy fight for him. Easy fight. Easy. So if he's not just like so, you can't say you can't say kind of the arguments over. I wouldn't entertain it. Right. Yeah, there's no argument. And if Volkhenovsky beat Mark Jeff, you could, there's that, you could call him the go,

but outside that, he didn't, so there's no argument. Yeah. Why do you keep going on any stuff? Oh no, because you guys mentioned any stuff, and I saw like a, I guess he opened up a black rifle coffee shop. Yeah, Montana, he talks out on here. coffee shop. Yeah, Montana talks that on here. Yeah, look super good.

Talks that on here. The whole block is it. Yeah, we do a thing called tactical asshole. It's just great. Yeah, he's great. What's your name? Yeah, there's no conversation when it comes to John now. No.

So I saw this article, I guess there was a, an investigation by Sheriff Civilian oversight oversight commission and apparently there are like half a dozen really high The gangster level people in the sheriff's department. It's been known for a while. Yeah I figured what they call them. So they were so wait, so there were gangs there were gang members who no They're essentially gang members and clicks in the LA Sheriff's Parliament and they do like crazy shit So one I heard is the executioners. Yeah, it's a it's a group of guys high up in the police force And they go out and they're basically a gang and they're you know, they're running shit and they're they do stuff just like real

Gang members like they fuck with people in the public and all that stuff really yeah, there's it's like a known thing, and they're trying to get rid of them. They're strange. Is that? Yeah. What world do you live in, dude? What, like that the police force, the sheriff's office of Los Angeles has- Any type of power? They have a long standing record with this, oh my God.

I'm just the first time I've ever been in my room. Oh no, even when they had the rights and stuff, I've heard about the other- Well, I remember the rampart division and stuff like that, but this is Like I'm still kind of confused. So they are they they enforce the law But they do what they are also they run So the gang membership routinely seeks out violent counters with the public the investigation reports as well as the internal command and control structure of Los Angeles sheriff Sheriff's Department.

Sheriff Department of the gang undermines supervision, destroy public trust, discriminatory disruptive and act contrary to a professional policing. So I have a thought on perhaps the most alarming the investigation reveals that in recent years tattooed W gang members, that's what I've seen, have risen to the highest levels of department leadership, caused that the recent former sheriff Alex who he just lost. Yeah, it lost his 2022 reelection bid for betraying promise of reform by installing gang members as his right-hand men at minimum tolerated if not rewarded deputy gangs. So it says they're doing hold on here, cut. The new investigation describes a deputy gang culture

that is deeply embedded within the Los Angeles Sheriff Department of Colondon Cancer that must be exercised. The county body that watch dogs, LSD, 80 witnesses, dispositions. Depositions. Hold on. This is what I, this is my feeling. What they do. Is this groups of people in the Sheriff's Department

that are responsible for combating gang activity? And are they a gang themselves? And they, I mean, you know what I'm saying? How, who wrote this? How skewed is this? Like the, so like these guys are tough. They get into clicks. They fight gangs.

They do some crazy shit. Yeah, is it a good gang find a bad gang Like are they shooting innocent people and shaking down innocent people? I don't think so, Chen and I agree heads out on this I'm I'm it feels like these guys are Hey, here's my thing. These guys are like training day guy. Yeah, and I want in these guys the guys were like I want to play games. We'll fuck I'll be your Ethan Hawk. Damn, I don't know. You like you at wet, Brian? They create rituals that valorize violence.

Yeah. But they also get into gang shit. They also get into gun fights with gang. This includes holding shooting parties to celebrate a member of Debbie's who open fire on suspects, as well as authorizing Debbie's who have shot a community member to add embellishments to their common gang tattoos. I don't know, I got skeptical hippo eyes here. I really do. I think if you talk to their sheriff's county, this is a big deal.

If you talk to Los Angeles sheriff guys, they might be like, dude, there's so much more in that story. But I'm sure there's, well, yeah, because they're in on it, Brian. I'm sure there's officers that do stuff like shake people down to the floor. Always happen, I'm saying getting money and all of a sudden, whatever. Yeah, maybe there's just a few of like shake people down. I'm saying getting money and all that stuff and whatever. Yeah, maybe there's just a fuel in there click also known as a game. Well, well, if there's a really bad gang area, right? Dealing with the crypts or whoever it is. Sure.

You got some rough dudes fighting those guys. Those guys go into that war zone, no, and they might be killed or they can. They probably grew up there. Yeah, instead of entering the crypt, they entered the LAPD. Yeah. Speaking of crypts, uh, skip bailess, the article says skip bailess suggests NBA people are asking him if James, uh, John Marant is a, a crypts gang member. Why is he asked that? But this is what, uh, skip bailess said on this show. He said, this skip bailess who's been around basketball. And John Marant, so we should talk, say, he's John Marant. He, John John. John Brown, here's the flash of gun at Denver nightclub.

They said nightclub. Now I retweet this, listen, it's not nightclub, it's shotgun willies, which is the infamous strip club. It's the best strip club in all of Denver. I've been there multiple times and did not show my gun. All right, take it easy. I mean, the other two guns, right? Yeah, no, no, they let me pass.

Yeah, he did, right? Yep. So John Brown went there, he's waving again me pass. Yeah, he did, right? Yep. So John Rant went there, he's waving a gun. You're just there to kind of like see friends. And the guns are there, I'm always carrying. Yeah. Where there's the booze-zooka below the waist or the two fucking nine-millimetre.

That's right, right? All right, so I'm carrying it all the time as the point. Yeah, but so John Rant, he grew up with a good family. Like he's not very thug-ish, he's not, you know, this bad ass, but he's been waving a gun, pulled a gun out on some teenagers on the team bus, like he's doing all this crazy shit. So this is why Skibbass goes, I've been called around the league to people I've known forever talking about, Morant, because I was so shocked by the IG live how brazen it was

and I've had several people say to me, well, timeout. Are you sure you guys on TV aren't giving him a pass here? Like, you're not that. They're asking me, are you sure he's not that? Like, that's just who he is. That is, he's about that life, which would be weird because he didn't grow up in that life. And remember, he's thrown up the crypts sign. I've seen him throw it up two or three times. I probably missed some other times. Baylor says, what does that mean? Does that mean he wants to associate with the crypts or is he initiated by the crypts? Or is this big dream of being a crypt? Hey, dude, you're one of the best players in NBA. What are you doing? I don't know. I'm just throwing this out. That's that are we missing the

boat here. And that's just who he's been from the start. And we keep saying, no, you're just associated with the wrong people when he's actually part of the wrong thing. But then he goes on to say, and I could have excused all that behavior with the gun and everything. But then he threw somebody in an arm bar right there. And killed him. And killed him. And killed him.

And then the other guy, he put in a guilty and really messed up his neck and the guys didn't rehab. So that's why that's where he drew the line. And that's where I draw the line. It is the answer. I don't know why John Moran's doing that. He's like top hand and be a good one. Of course.

And here's my thing. If you have that money, just what are you doing just higher security? Yeah, I have one bad security guy. So you have to worry about it Yeah, it's not and we're coming on bird a kill people. Yeah, yeah, you used to do it to a job for a knife Yeah, but kill with your own bar. Yeah, I'll show you but no, but that that sounds like a guy that wants to say like he's Street, but he's really not like, come on. That's all that. IG Live. Yes, come on.

Yeah, here's the thing, most gangsters are releasing them. They're not gonna do that. No, they're just gonna shoot you. Yeah. They don't wanna lie. They're gonna send them all, because that's where you're from. That's right. All right, so I'll kill Brian right now with a number.

I'll kill Brian right now. I will find it. I'm curious. I'm curious. I'm curious, small knife. What's this? This is pretty crazy. This is in Louisiana.

Venice, Louisiana. This is in Louisiana. Venice, Louisiana This is a fishing charter boat and then there was like a shark feeding frenzy. I've never seen anything like this before What kind of sharks are they? I don't know, but are they black tip? But look at how many there don't care Don't care this they're a little black tip. Don't get out jump right in the middle I don't know if you will I'll jump a meter first in the middle I don't think you and I will on bar every shark and kill them all. That's a real frenzy.

That's a, that's a shark. That means there's sardines or something to pull. You know, in the water there. Yeah. Don't call it a pool, Breven. I mean, it's chopper. That's insane, right? But also get your reels into the fucking water

and catch some sharks. You guys are chopping that up. I was fucking driving and she got two tacos. I don't know if you'll appreciate this, but she's like eating it. I have to fucking talk to her. Because like, people are, have feeding frenzies. Oh. And she's eating these tacos because she had an eating it and she's doing this doing this deep-thenal. She's going, God. I hate that. I'm trying to listen to it.

Oh, it drives me nuts. Well, I've tried to listen to that. It's actually trigonism. I'm trying to listen to Rogan to coffee cello and Rogan. Yeah. Oh, she's going, it's going, she's going, she's going, she's going, she's going, it's just so good. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How is this so good? How is this so good? Oh, yeah, it drives me nuts. Oh, oh, oh, and she's going, oh, yeah, how is it so good? How is this so good? Oh, it drives me nuts. Oh, huh. And she goes, oh, see that.

No, this is good. I'm like, oh! My stepmom do that. Whenever there's a hot meal, she knows. I can have a wife fuck me. My stepmom, without a doubt, every time she comes to visit, they stay with us.

My dad had a cook, his meat balls, whatever. She should've, he should've. Mm-mm. And she was the only one. I just put my fork down. I'll see you guys later. I don't mind you. I'll give you a couple. No, no, no, no. Zero. Don't keep doing it. It is triggering. Then she goes, I'm gonna arm bar my stuff. She kept doing it. Then finally she's like this. She was, I can't believe I ate this whole thing. I can't, the sauce. Then do you want to try some?

Where was it from? Taco Bell or something? Don't, Don't talk to him? No, it was this place. Oh, and then she used my credit card, and I'm like, you lost my wallet. You lost my, I freaked out all day. I was a bit, I was a dick. Yeah, you hit her. You fucking took, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, dude, I never did.

No, dude, I never did. Cause she would hit me back and fuck me up. Not if you put her in a arm bar. No, you're not doing that because her feet are like. She's long feet. Her feet are like hands. It's like fighting a champ. Oh, I didn't see.

Yeah. What was I saying? She lost your wallet. Yeah, I'm freaking out. You took my wallet and you freaking out. I put my wallet. Oh, you made a mistake? Yeah.

She sent me a video. She said, here's your wallet, dumbass. You're in Ashole. Yeah. It is frustrating though. I get it. My bet. But if you did do it, this is how I would ask you.

It's, yeah, for the future. Just so you know, if you do lose the wallet, this is how I ask you know. Now you know. This is such a nightmare if you lose your wallet. Nightmare. Yeah. Let's do it.

You're having a good time. Here's a quick one. There was a guy that won a $2 billion whatever in power, he bought a $25 million home, $25.5 million home. I think this is in, what was this? Yeah, LA. The hills, well.

$2.4 billion. Yeah, and no one knows his identity because he, I didn't know you could do that. I thought you could do that. I just didn't think you could. No, no, you're good scroll down to him because he got hold on uh... so he snagged thirteen thousand square foot home in the hills of l.a.

uh... coming just one month after claiming his one-time payment of a base nine hundred and seventy million dollars basically one billion dollars before taxes let me say a twenty five million dollar. I don't know if they show a picture of it. Just this one here. You have 90. No, no, no, it's not. If you have a billion dollars, $200, I'm sorry, not 100. That's nothing. No, yeah, he could went big. But I mean, I'm sure they could track down who this, what, what they should in, but I'm sure they can now because they know which home he bought.

That's so cool. You can put homes in trust and stuff they can't figure that out to be smart if you smart businessmen to put in a different trust that's pretty hopefully that's the I bet they did that's bad ass though that's my home 20 but 25 million if you're for home purchase after you want to but I get it that's a piece of that crazy man of truth and that's like you releasing an apartment would you buy a $25 million? Absolutely. Proper, do you? No, friend and friend and what? 25, I have you.

I've got that. I'd buy a $10 million dollar. Yeah, same. If you gave me a bill, yeah, I'm probably spend a hundred million a house. Yeah. A multiple houses, yeah. No, I get that.

I put all my money in. I would ask you to buy my house. I would too. A billion dollars, yeah. I would expect you to do the same. Yeah. If you had a bill, I'd like, hey, I get my beak wet.

Otherwise, I'm starting chatting. I'd be I'd be chatting or otherwise daddy's gonna start chatting I don't know what's gonna take for you. I got to start going on redding. Yeah, I'm gonna go on redding start chatting That's what I would do. I'd be like hey listen We can play ball. I Don't want to do that. My big is so dry. I feel chatting, I feel chatted. And you know who else is beak so dry? My friend's on red. Yeah, I got it. You got it. I'm starting chatting.

We're thirsty. We're thirsty. You got to wet my feet. You're thirsty for $0 billion and I can't get $10 million. That's our deal. That's our deal. Either of us hit the big time like that, get a billion. You have to, that minimum 20 million goes to your buddy.

Got it, right? 20 million. We've been through a lot of shit together. Yeah, 20 million. But this beak is dry. I just want a house. And when. Got it right? 20 million. We've been through a lot of shit together. Yeah, 20 million. But this bit of speak is dry. I just want a house. And when my beak's dry, I talk, dude. I have to.

So long when I can get hydrated. I know, but I'll wait your beak. Just give me a second. I gotta cast the check. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What else you got to wait? Where did that term? You guys see it also wet my beak? Where did that come from? What my beak is a New York expression. So just wet my beak, give me a little money. Give me a little money, give me a little.

I want you up to my beak. What my beak is dry. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a bird. I'm a bird, I'm a beast. I'm a beast. I'm a bird. What a New York expression. Wet my beak.

So me and Brian are on our beaker. Yeah, wet my beak. So Brian. Jimmy Burke hooked me up with a fucking corporate gig They paid me 24 grand back in the back He goes, he goes, you might want to wet my beaker a little bit I think it's like you don't want to fucking hook this up $24,000, I was like that was everything to me

I was like holy fucking shit What the guys beaker I gotta wet your beaker 24 grand for one show, I was like Can't wet your buddy's beaker I get him to put in a $400 for my beaker You don't let the beaker, wait your buddy's be doing the fucking $400. You know what the beat this beaks? No, I wrote it.

The beat gets dropped. I gave him $3,500. Oh my god. I just don't get enough. $4,000. Oh okay, I gave him $3,500, $3,500. It could be a cool vibe, but whatever. You think so?

I would have. Maybe I did give him. I'm also a dumbass with money. Yes. So George showed me this. I guess we, T-Fack has attacked a lot of people. That's a catch. What's up?

Casper's, they think Casper's actually has something wrong with his brain. Oh, so this particular, so he doesn't, he doesn't think he's a tough guy. I don't care, look at them, tits. I know, that's all I saw, tits. That damn it, Brian, you know I know your gay? Oh, that alligator, I actually did, oh my God, didn't notice her tits.

I didn't notice her tits. So she's swimming underneath an alligator, giant alligator. That's, that's Casper though. That's Casper. I don't care what his fucking name is. What's her name? Her name is Gabby Nicole. I'd like to see a little bit.

And she's actually very cute. Oh, she has a lot of exotage. Let's see those beaks are dry. Yeah, dry beaks. Let the beaks, let the birds wet them beaks on your, she's pretty heavy. Is she? Yeah, that's a, that's, that's a big ol' python.

That's, yep, she likes a python. I like to see him more. 10 points, you know a python, that is kind of python. Let me see, is that ball, like you're going to be to it. You're going to say bald, and I, I don ball fight you to it you're gonna say bald and I That's a ball you're gonna say ball. I want to see that snake go all over that ball. Oh, right? That those are that is that is a

Is she's cool. Yeah, he's cool beautiful young lady. Yeah, anyhow, oh boy This is with the arm and dillow I don't I bet you guys don't realize how fucking hairy they are Casper just lets you pick him up There she is with the armadillo. I bet you guys didn't realize how fucking hairy they are. Casper just lets you pick them up, huh? Maybe I didn't know the solution. Well, let you pick them up. Yeah, that's the armadillo, that's Bay Rarmadillo. Oh, fuck it, look at her just fucking.

You know what kind of cat that is right there? It's a Link's. Nope. It's Link's. It's a cerebral. I don't like how into the animals, you're not the tip. That's what drives me nuts Dude you fucked up with your own barbed bullshit, and now you like oh dude look check out the alligator And his name is albino. It's a mental disease where he thinks humans are friends

What Dude not everything is dead. Oh that birds beak is super dry. That's that's beak is super dry. That's a dry beak right there. That's a dry beak. Hell yeah. Well Brennan, we did it again. Guys, if you like comedy, I'm telling you right now. This weekend we still have tickets left. It's Tony Hall, March 11th.

New York, New York. Yeah, your tickets. Why are they still tickets left? Yeah, but it's your hometown. Leaveny live, the next weekend, March 16 to the end. Go back to New York. It's sunny hall, let's go. March 11th, what's the fuck?

Yeah, that's disappointing for New York not to sell out for you. Yeah. And then, oh, you're working on my birthday, weird, because I'll be in Austin, Texas. Are you doing it? With Joe Rogan, Eddie Browne, and a special guest for a knockout. Really? For a regular special guest?

Yeah, you're getting replaced, dude. Fuck you guys, man. Yeah, man're in replaced. Fuck you guys, man. Yeah, man. Fuck you. Damn it. Fuck you. Was it nut bag? Is that was nut bag?

Cuck bag? Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag.

Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Cuck bag. Super dry Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City this Thursday Friday Saturday, Brickstown Community Club, then Tacoma, Washington is March 23 through 25. Like I said, March 18th, day, my birthday, that Saturday we have a fight campaign on JRE, you can watch it live on JRE's YouTube,

but it will be Joe Rogan, Eddie Bravo, myself, and special guest for the Leon Edwards Usman fight, and that is March 18th. My birthday turned 40, daddy. Can I get a prediction on that fight? My beat's wet. Usman beats the shit out of them. Atlanta, Georgia, April 13th through the 15th, and LaHoyah just went on sale. LaHoyah Comedy Store June 2nd through the 4th,

and then the Europe tour, it's happening. Your boy's going to Europe, Belfast, Glasgow, Manchester, London, Cardiff, and Dublin. That's June 17th through the 25th. I'll be all over Europe. You know what? And my biggest dream. That's perfect. I'm in Israel. What? Why are they letting you in Israel? Family trip.

To Israel? Yeah. We got to figure that out. I think I'm gone then anyway. We'll just take that week off. June 2nd. We'll bank one. I think off. June 10th. We'll bank one. I think we're both gone. We'll bank one.

Yeah, or we can just take it off. It's the summer. Banking would be good. What's that? Banking would be good. Well, banks. You know what you can do is bank these nuts in your mouth. I can't believe it's going to be in the podcast with me.

I'm out. I can't believe it's going to be in the podcast. I mean, green, you want to fuck me in the butt. All right. Yeah, that's it. I apologize. Oklahoma City see this weekend. I me in the butt? All right. Yeah, let's have a chat. That's it. Oklahoma City, see this weekend. I'm not a cash.

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