The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen Gets Triggered | TFATK Ep. 990

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub talk the Tom Brady roast on Netflix with Tony Hinchcliffe, Andrew Schulz, Kevin Hart and more, recap Canelo vs Munguia and UFC 301, discuss Ryan Garcia's VADA test failures, Bryan's amazing time in Tacaoma, WA, Brendan's Ford Lightning breaking down, reading books vs listening to them, Bryan's sudden loss of energy, current events around the world and much more. Arena Club - Right now, you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to https://arenaclub.com/fighter DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Brennan what's up buddy? Keeping your head warm? What's up pal? Another day dude, another day, another pod Keeping your head warm? Keeping your crown warm? Keeping, sometimes a hat just, you know, a lot of hats dude Tell you where you can use that in Tacoma, Washington Guys, if you live in the Pacific Northwest, you're always a little bit wet

And you smell a little bit wet, and you smell a little bit like the forest at all times. And that's just the way it is. It was raining, because what are we in, May? It was raining up there now? There was one day of sunshine, which is incredible. And then I was like, oh, the sun. They're like, yeah, the sun comes out this time of year.

No, it doesn't. Not so fast. We're going to drizzle for the rest of the time. It's nice up there. I can live up there, though. No. I hung with Dave Smith. He was there. He was doing a lot of stuff. Love him. Love Dave. He's the time. It's nice up there. I can live up there though. No, I hung with Dave Smith. He was there.

He was doing a lot of love. Love him. He's the best. Really great guy. Smart individual. Yeah, we had ourselves a little lunch and got to what was important. Smart guy.

Super smart. Good guy, man. Good guy. I asked if we were coming to the Legion of Skanks thing again. I was like, well. Is it in Vegas? Yeah, I think it's in Vegas.

I feel like we were just there. I do too. too I do too but maybe they booked it this far out because I think it's in October right I think that's when they do it I don't like that I get it though it's such a big event they have to plan hell early yeah I'm gonna do it over daddy will be probably somewhere in Europe hunting it's what I do you know I'm saying yeah I have somewhere else to be and I can't remember Somewhere in Europe, hunting. That's what I do. You know what I'm saying? I have somewhere else to be and I can't remember where it is.

There are a couple things. You know you make plans where you're like, somebody goes, you gotta come out in October, but it's a long, far away and I'll definitely be there. People know better than with me. You don't do it. You're not going anywhere, ever. Go where?

To do what? Yeah, yeah. You're going to Europe to do what? Eat great food and hunt. Cause you don't have that here. Oh Well, what about Hawaii dude hit the waves why is not too bad only five hours You don't want to do without your kids though. I'm not going anywhere. No, right That's what you want. I don't get how you have fun without like you want it, right? I don't get it, right? I I have to say maybe I'm just older, but I was with two people, one was your age, successful,

and the other was a little older. And they were both kinda talking about how they're single and how they love their freedom, they don't have kids. And I was just listening to them, I was like, you guys have no idea what the fuck you're missing. Just't know you don't know how much fun it is like I would they though anything how would they you don't until you have you until you're you're doing silly shit like daddy's still going on your vacation like there's not a check like you it's not yeah it's not happening yeah that's

different yeah yeah yeah yeah well I mean you know, I'll take four days a year and go do something like that. But overall, you know It's hard man to get away get away from the babies and my 11 my 12 year old and my You know, my 16 year old has very little time for me, sir. Yeah, you're not cool anymore in her book Did you fuck all this noise? Did you watch the fights? the fights I didn't watch I didn't watch any of the fights I watched a little of the Canelo fight just the highlights it looked like I'd read too much about it and it looked like he was that kid was a good good boxer but good else just greatness yeah I mean kids young 30 with 36 and now

maybe too much too soon but can I will definitely look older human Yeah, like there's rumblings of him verse Terrence Crawford coming up. Yes, man might put that together The Saudis have put it together But you don't watch that fight go. I want to see him fight Benevides. No, that'd be a tough one Oh, I don't see him fight Terrence Crawford, you know, be tough one. You know that they're trying to make The beevil Benevita fight. Yes. You know that? And you know Bevil and Benevita have sparred together before.

Monsters, yeah. They both sparred and apparently, interesting to hear about what happened in that fight. Yeah, I don't care about sparring. I would much rather, it's tough. So Canelo, you didn't see the fight. Canelo was booed walking out. Why? I think it was mainly Munguia fan base there, which is weird, right? But he travels really well. He's younger. But I also think, I think most of the crowd was going for Canelo, but because it seems, cause these Mexican fighters, they don't turn down anything. They're scared

of nobody. Like the Julio Chavez Sr., they'll fight all comers. They'll fight you right now. But it kind of seems like Canelo's kind of ducking Benavides. So Mexicans go, hold up, dude. So I think that's kind of where the booing came from a little bit. Really, that's interesting.

Yeah, I know. They don't like it. That's interesting. And he knocked this guy out in the fourth round? Down. No, sir. Down, just down. Yeah, decision. It was decision, yeah. Yeah, he knocked this guy out in the fourth round? Down. No sir. Down, just down. Decision.

It was decision, yeah. Yeah, he knocked him down. He's never been knocked down. He got back. The kid's fucking tough. Tough as shit. But I got to watch it. I got to watch it.

You don't. Don't save your money. No. Really? No. The only reason I buy is because my girl's from Guadalajara like him. Otherwise, of course he wouldn't have decided. Did Canelo get hit at all?

Or he seemed like he was actually taking shots, but mostly off his gloves You gotta watch the fight dude, you know so good It was just yeah, it was after the fourth round. You're like I wish I didn't spend 90 bucks Yeah, that bevel Benevita's fight is what I'm really interested in Yeah with Canela. I wonder what they Know cuz he well he doesn't have a ton of fights left. Crawford would be an amazing fight. It's boxing though, of course. And Benavides would be an amazing fight, but it's boxing.

So, Well, Crawford's smaller than, is Crawford smaller framed than? Crawford's smaller. Yeah. Okay. So he's smaller than, than, uh, cause what, what it seems Canelo is really good at doing with guys who don't have the power he's afraid of is just walking them down flat foot or just walking you down and just fucking

Trading shots catching shots and hitting you back 47 to 60 that's a big that's a big difference. That's a big difference. That's a really big difference Yeah, but can't can I was fought you and he's you know, he's fought at 47 and he's fought lower than when he was younger All right, he can make it though, but I doubt he's fought at 47 and he's fought lower than that. When he was younger though, right? He can make it though, but I doubt they would fight at 47. Right. They fight at something like that. But hopefully they do it. That'd be, you know, but yeah, I think about it.

If you spent 90 on the paper for Canelo and then another 80 for the UFC 301 in Brazil, spent the weekend, daddy, spent it. Then I had to have a mariachi band for wifey's bee day. Real Mexican this weekend. Super Mexican. We've not talked at all about your boy, what the fuck's his name now? I'm getting all, Garcia Garcia and his PED popping for PEDs. Right, Garcia. Right, Garcia.

Because there's not much, we don't know. Like we gotta wait. Cause they gotta do the bee test so who knows? PED popping for PEDs. Right, Garcia. Right, Garcia. Because there's not much, we don't know. Like we gotta wait, because they gotta do the B test, so who knows? Yeah, he tested for two things. Two. Right, so it was the Osterine and that other androgen receptor thing.

Metabolites of nandrolone. Yeah, what, nandrolone you can apparently have recurring naturally. Oh really? Osterine, a little bit more difficult, but. Yeah, Osterine a little bit more difficult. But yeah. Osterine is a weird one. Interesting. I saw a video of Jake Paul and him talking and Jake Paul was telling him like, I'd be

really disappointed if you knowingly took it. So like what you just said, there's a way, what is the stuff in that you can unknowingly take? Supplements like that, like Osterine, yeah. In a lot of that stuff will pop up in likeainted supplements. Because a lot of supplements come from China, so they're mixing the black market steroids, the powders, it's the same barrel. It's not like they're washing down grape, so it can't get mixed in there. Okay.

I mean, the chance that happens, I mean, why Ryan Garcia's taking supplements off the shelves that GNC are ordering it from Supplements 1000 is weird. Could it happen? Yes, I guess. He has some dumbass friend who bought some protein powder from Ralph's, like Wavemaster 5000, which would, could it happen? Yes. It's also sports and it's boxing. So there's, it is what it is. You know, Canelo's been popped,

you know, twice. Oh, yeah. Blamed on tacos. Do you know this? He blamed on Mexican taco meat. Yeah. And then Nacho Bernstein was like, you know, came out like, listen. But, but it hasn't affected his? Let me ask you. It doesn't, like, It doesn't affect anything. No. Canelo is the starlet of Mexico. He's the face of boxing.

He tested hot. Let me ask you a question. You spent a little time in professional sports. You did some sports over your time. You've been friends with some pretty big athletes. You've trained with some big people. Um, is there among people who do a lot of sports,

is there just sort of like this eye roll where somebody gets popped and all you guys go, if you only knew. You don't do, do you hear any like, no one's like, I can't, well, that can't. Well, Conor McGregor, but that's it. Conor's doing it for different reasons. Conor's doing it because he wants to fight because they're friends.

I think behind the scenes, okay, I'm gonna go after you here. Really? Let's build up the fight. Yeah, that's not real. Oh, wow. So Conor, you know, Conor's being Conor and he puts his name, you know, in the headlines. But you don't see anybody like,

this is ridiculous, they need to strip Ryan Garcia. He's, not really. you're like fighters fighters. I Go, yeah, of course Well, that's sexy. I pop must be a bad doctor. So, you know, I just assume I'm not saying I'm not saying There's a lot of this For Ryan, I oh damn that's but also And the men boxing knows this like they're not gonna do anything. He might get a six month or a year suspension

Okay, that boxers take a year off. Anyways, so it's like a slap on the wrist in box. I am I Don't know. I never thought that there was that much stuff going on in boxing. I thought it was more Oh my god other stuff. No Fuck yeah. All about recovery? Power, all that shit, yeah. I mean, of course. Yeah when you look at certain fighters, I'm not saying anything, but if you look at Evander Holyfield's body, bring his body up when he fought. Bring up young Evander Holyfield's body, bring his body up when he fought, bring up young Evander Holyfield for a second. I'm not saying, but he fought at cruiserweight. And then you look at, and

I want you to do a couple of things here. Let's just, so that was him in the Olympics. If you look at him in the Olympics, go. If you just do Evander versus Tyson, look at the Olympics. Yeah, just go there. The top left, the top, the very top left. Now take a look at it. He's a muscular guy. Yeah, but if the top left one has the comparison from the Olympic, there go there. The top left, the top, the very top. Now, now take a look at it. He's a muscular guy. Yeah. But if the top one left one has the comparison from the Olympic.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Now, now if you take a look at his traps and neck, um, typically your receptors from what I understand from stereo users will tell you that, uh, that's where you show it first. So now he had great genetics and all that, but there's a big difference. Let's take a little break, dude.

Brendan, tell me about Arena Club. Dude, I was a big card collector as a kid. I loved just ripping open those packs, but you never know what you're going to get. So our friends at Arena Club, they're introducing the slab packs. That's right. It's no longer just a shot in the dark. Uh, slap packs from arenaclub.com. The only repack that provides real value, complete view of all possible cards, a clear hit rate for each new card. Now when I buy slap packs on arena club, it finally feels I know exactly what I'm getting.

Now they did give me some credit on there and I'm trying to get an Otani card for my kiddo, but the best part, it's all transparent. It's easy to do. Arena Club slap packs are revolutionizing the repack game. Again, with transparency, after your polls are revealed, they immediately be placed in your vault for safekeeping or trading or selling, whatever you want to do.

Can have them officially graded by Arena Club. The Arena Club grading process is accurate, fast and transparent with full grade rationale providing an explanation of how your card was scored. So whether you're buying, selling, trading, or displaying, Arena Club is the card collecting platform you gotta check out. Tell them where to go, Brian. Right now you can get 10% off your first purchase by going to ArenaClub.com slash fighter and that's 10% off a $400 slab pack. That's 40 bucks right there.

Anyways, that's arena club dot com slash fighter for 10% off your first purchase. Like him and Tyson were juice to the gills. I mean, what Tyson juice to the gills. Look at them. Look at Ty, I mean, Tyson that in that fight, they're just insanely muscled. I don't think there was no testing back then correct so why wouldn't you why wouldn't you be you'd be but also not who gives a fuck well if one

guy's on it the other guy's on it game on well it's just people give a fuck when when you're saying you you're critical you don't do it those guys have you ever heard them say no not a thing no never not a peep. Also, why would we, I don't know why you'd care. It's two guys that agreed to fight. They weren't testing back then. It's interesting. Dim the rules.

Yeah. Now I'm not saying Ryan's taking steroids. When that stuff happens, like, oh, that sucks. Nobody's saying anything. I don't know. No, you don't hear it. I mean, who knows? I'm just saying.

And with all the shit going on today, it could be, again, it could be a lot of- I'm sure there are no Olympic athletes doing anything. Oh yeah. There's nothing going on in track and field. Yeah, back in it, like you look at Tommy Morrison, like Frank Bruno. I mean, Frank Bruno was the most-

Tommy Morrison. Sane muscular guy. Tommy Morrison was the poster boy. Correct. Yeah. Correct. I mean, just jacked to the gills. Jack to the gills. They didn't test him. Frank Bruno was like impossible. Now he might be a genetic freak.

There's also that possibility with Frank Bruno. There are dudes. Tommy was. Looking in there. Juicy. Yeah, he was. Then he died of AIDS. Jacked.

Yeah. That's that gyno right there. Lookicy. Yeah, he was. Then he died of AIDS. Jacked. Yeah. That's that gyno right there. Look at those traps. Yeah. Man, look at how big his shoulders are. Yeah.

It's just what they did. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of, yeah. But yeah, and Ryan, even if they, you know, who knows? So skinny there, but who knows? Even if the commission, if they test the B-sam, it's still small trace amounts. He'll get a year suspension. Okay.

Fight next year. Big fight. The other boxers aren't going to say like, notice no boxes bring it up. Like Canel tested a hot years ago. Do you see any? I didn't hear any, I knew, but I didn't hear much. You know, you just, but also he didn't get suspended, right? Oh yeah. We did. Well, the suspended boxing terms, you got to hear, but he does, he fights once a year. So it's, so you slap on the wrist. Also,

you don't hear any, he has six months. There you go. Wow. That's Nevada. Failed two drug tests. Okay. It's the lightest punishment typically given for this kind of infraction. Yeah. But also, like you said, fighting tatering and consuming medicine. Clamp your all the clear, yeah. But in the buildup that anybody's fighting,

you never hear anybody be like, that's why you failed a steroid test. No, it's baseball rules. Don't bring that shit up. Yeah. Cause I'm probably on it too, dude. You know, that's what it's just inside baseball. That's like, notice nobody brings it up. No, nobody's up against John.

You ever hear any of his opponents bring it up? No, no. You're here. Any Anderson silver opponents bring it up? Chails? No one. The media might bring it up. You don't hear any of the competitors ever.

Yeah, dude, shit happens. The recovery shit happens. I'm the don't hear any of the competitors ever. So yeah, dude, shit happens. The recovery shit happens. I'm the only person who's not on fucking juice. That's what I want to say to everybody. Yeah, be cool if you got on it. Be real cool if I got on it. Real cool.

Someone asked me if Tiger was on steroids because clearly joking, he had a game yesterday. When I say he had a game, dude, boy had a day. So the boy had a day. The boy is starting to shine early, like this might be your thing, in other words. Yeah, I guess. He, cause it was his mom's birthday

and he made his mom like a card a card which is all she wanted and she goes you know what else I want Tiger is I want a home run today and I was like a little pressure on don't fuck him up in my head my god but she didn't do that and tires like you got it mom so his mom's there obviously I'm there coaching his brother's there grandma grandpa his favorite uncle you know and then his girlfriend is there so it's a lot of pressure on him dude had a day dude had his favorite uncle, you know, and then, uh, uh, his, uh, girlfriends there. So there's a lot of pressure on him. Dude had a day.

Dude had a day. Well, so he, they started, he came in the second, third inning pitching. He had six strikeouts, no hits. And then he, and then hold on. And then they put him at catcher. Remember there are eight. him at catcher. Remember, they're eight.

So at catcher, he threw out the second baseman, trying to steal second base from catcher, which doesn't happen at eight. So he threw the kid out. Then he put him at shortstop and he had a, to end the inning, he dove and caught the ball, right? So he had that, and that batty hit home run. Kid had a day. Kid had a day.ty hit home run. Kid had a day.

Kid had a day. Kid had a day. Kid had a day. That's what I said, let's have a day. Yeah. Run in the car, let's have a day, bud. Have fun. Yeah.

Kid had a day. Kid had a day. Kid got the neck on him. He's got an eye too for the ball, obviously. Yeah, loves it. That and football. And then I had a guy approach me, he goes, you're Tiger's dad, right?

Oh yeah, he goes, saw the game that you guys were doing with the Chargers, he's like, I'm the head coach for insert city tackle football, for youth football. I was like, oh, he's eight, and he's like, yeah, we have seven through 12 playing right now. They want him. They want him.

They want him. I know. But even with my football background, I was like, I'd like him one more year and flag, get the skills. And then when he's like nine or 10, then 10 is good. 10. Under 10, you know, I'd like him one more skills, you know.

So we'll see. Scary. Football? Yeah. No, he's built for it though. Yeah. I mean, it's scary if you're not built for it. No, it's, it's scary. If you listen to the media, like all the, the

concussion, we've all that bullshit is worth the squeeze football is fucking great. Think of how many millions of kids play football. Name how many have CT. I mean, so millions and millions of kids every year play football, right? Now it's safer than ever because the rules, which are probably for the better where they

can't hit it or do all the hitting drills and they can't hit every day and tackle even at college level, they stopped doing that. So that's it's safer there. But imagine all, so millions of million kids play pop water, high school, millions, 1% of those kids are going to make it to college out of those kids in college, 1% of them make it to the pros. So parents, I think are like, ah, in the pros. I'm like, pros. You just gotta hope little Billy makes fucking second string guard. Just making D1

football is a big deal. When a kid's in high school and he's a D1 prospect, it's a big deal. Like, that kid might go D1. He might go D1, forget pros, that's a big fucking deal. Yeah. But the point is, just think about it, so to take that away from your son, because whatever narrative you've heard is wild. Wild. I was watching a documentary my friend did,

and my two buddies played, one played at Penn, the other played at Nebraska. I can't see with these kids, and they were playing football, the high school kids. And my friend said, man, two of those kids, these guys are stud. And they were talking about the quarterback and I think a defensive end.

And I couldn't see it. And the guy who made the video said, those are the only two kids going to D1. And they picked it up right away. I didn't see it. Size, yeah. All that stuff. Just depends, especially in high school. Yeah, The D1 kids really shine in high school.

You can tell. Yeah. Unreal. Well, you would, you would let your kiddo play football. I mean, clearly he doesn't want to keep us built for sure. But what do you mean built? Like if you like huge, just, just, just, if he's tall and lanky, like that can play football. Yeah, if he had speed, it's not what he's into. But yeah, of course I would let him play.

No, I know. I'm saying you would let him play. Yeah. I mean, he's wrestling and he's doing jiu-jitsu every day. He loves it. So I'm never going to stop him from that. Now, you're not going to get the same kind of, you don't get head injury from that. But, but you know, at the same time, you know, it's all worth it to me. I think, I think when you do something really hard as a,

as a boy, especially sports or anybody, a girl, anybody, it's hard to substitute what the lessons you learn from that. It's really hard. You learn how to lose. You learn how tough you're not. You also learn how tough you are. Both are very important. Very important. Yeah, I was talking to the parents at the game about tackle football and this one mom,

her son's a stud too. He was on our team and she goes, our family doctor said, you know, football is really bad for you. A family doctor? And I looked at her and I went, how many years did your doctor play football? She goes, oh, he never played. I went, how many years did your doctor play football? She goes, oh, he never played. I went, don't listen to him.

Of course. Your doctor's scared of everything. You shouldn't do anything if you listen to the doctor. You know? Right. Exactly. Jet skiing, give you concussions? Yeah, I mean, and by the way,

I think some people are more susceptible concussions, depending on how you're built. There's a lot of things, a lot of factors that go into it. But even that's a stretch. You're playing high school football. You're fine. High school or even like literally. Is it risky?

Everything's risky, but you know, you're not going to have permanent brain damage from high school football. No, if you go based off the odds. Find an example. But if you're an odds person, then you probably shouldn't try. Now the larger question, exactly. The larger question is, what do you get from it? What do you not get from it? I think you get a lot from it. Let's take a little break, Brennan, and talk about DraftKings, because I like to watch sports and make money too.

Dude, then you're going to love making money when you're watching the NBA playoffs, and they are heating up. My nuggets are down. That's all right. You know, they're gonna love making money when you're watching the NBA playoffs and they are heating up my nuggets are down That's all right. You know, they're gonna bounce back against Timberwolves. Edwards is popping off right now You got freaking Mitchell with the Cavs blowing up. They won their series. It's a fun time to be a basketball fan So watch it and bet with DraftKings Sportsbook an official sports betting partner the NBA Same game parlay is live betting odds boosts and much more, don't miss out on the NBA postseason this year, and if you're new to DraftKings, you gotta check this out.

New customers bet five bucks to get 150 bucks in bonus bets instantly. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app right now, use the code FIDER, that's code FIDER, for new customers to get 150 in bonus bets when you bet just five buckaroos only on DraftKings. The crown is yours.

Guys, do you have a gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER or in West Virginia visit www.1-800-GAMBLER.NET. Now if you're in New York, call 877-8-HOPE-NY or you can go ahead and text HOPE-NY 46467369. In Connecticut there's also help available. Go ahead and call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly guys. On behalf of Boothill Casino Resort in Kansas, 21 plus age varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario, bonus bets do expire 168 hours after issuance. Go ahead and see dkng.co.uk for eligibility and deposit restrictions, terms, and responsible gaming resources. Look, O'Reilly Auto Parts, who are in the business of keeping your car on the road,

O'Reilly Auto Parts offer friendly, helpful service and the parts knowledge you need for all your maintenance and repairs. They got thousands of parts and accessories in stock, either in store or online, so you never have to worry if you're in a jam. And the team at O'Reilly Auto Parts can test your battery for free in or out of your car. If it needs to be replaced, they'll help you find just the right battery for your vehicle. You need windshield wipers, you need a brake light fixed, you need a quick service, they'll

help you find the right part or point you to the nearest local shop repair for help. Okay. And you're a car efficient auto, Brennan. Okay. I am, but even if you're a rookie dude, you'll find the employees at O'Reilly Auto Parts are super knowledgeable, helpful and best of all, super friendly. The professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts are super knowledgeable, helpful, and best of all, super friendly. The professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts are your one stop shop for all things auto,

do it yourself, and you can find what you need in store or online. Stop by O'Reilly Auto Parts today or visit them at OReillyAuto.com slash fighter. That's OReillyAuto.com slash fighter. So, but, uh, my son's going to be a fencer and a fencer. Yeah. Tiger had a day and then that makes my day. The best.

Nothing like it. Nothing like it. Had a mariachi band fucking. When I called him, I was like, I need you guys to surprise my wife. It's her birthday. You know, come to the house, surprise him. He's like, okay, I need you guys to surprise my wife. It's her birthday. You know, come to the house, surprise him. He's like, okay, I only need like 15 minutes.

You know, just get up. He goes, oh, it's a minimum, 60 minutes. I went, oh, Mariachi, 60 minutes? I thought it was like a birthday thing. You know, like happy, you don't want 60 minutes of a happy birthday. No, they're not going to come out there and play one song, fuck off.

60 minutes. That's right. Of Mariachi. It's a long time, dude. But dude, my girl and her mom, dude, they knew all the songs. They loved it. Really? I was a white guy. I was like, they sound all the same. Yeah, man. I'm just going to continue to work on my Ford Lightning that these mariachis were eyeballing. They were. Mexicans love a Lightning. Clean Lightning, they love it. Clean Lightning. Oh, they love. Oh man. They loved it. Can they get remarks? They probably figure you're Mexican.

Then they start saying, and you're like, I happens all the time. Speak a word of Spanish. Zero. Have you learned any Spanish being married to a Mexican woman? You, I,

if Spanish is spoken in your house all day, all nonstop kiddo speak it. And if I'm a rat, if I know the subject they're talking about, I can kind of make out what they're talking about. Yeah. That's as good as I can do. You're just not interested in. I'm a rat, if I know the subject they're talking about, I can kind of make out what they're talking about. That's as good as I can do. You're just not interested. I'm 41.

It's hard to read a book and attain all the information. When was the last time you read a book? Not a big reader. I'm not a big reader? Are you? I don't know, am I wrong? Oh, really? You've done me for a hot second.

No, no, I mean. Yeah, I got to come to my house. I have so many books. I love that. I would read, really, when I'm on a plane. No, I mean, it just seems like you're fish, cars. I don't know, I got to come to my house. I have so many books. I would read you really want to Like your fish cars, you know, I don't know you got the kids. I don't know how much time you have to read I'm not making not not not now but when when I would fly is when I'd ride Yeah, when I fly when I tore I'd read a ton. Yeah, I listen. That's what I do. I listen

I don't read I listen to books. Yeah, you know lazy people say It's the new thing right? You know what is it's kind of like the cryo chamber. Yeah, that's what lazy people say, right? It's the new thing, right? No, I've always... You know what it is? It's kind of like the cryo chamber. No, no, no. Yeah, it is. I've always listened to books. You just get a bucket of ice and jump your ass in there. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Listening to books. I let somebody talk into my ear, buddy. I get a lot of books read that way. Yeah. A lot of books. It's not the same though. It is though. You think? I do actually... I don't think so. I actually think, so I listen to Crime and Punishment. I listen to the Brothers Karamazov, like really dense novels. Sure.

The reason I like it is because when you have a good reader, they actually- It's more entertaining for sure. It takes a long fucking time. It's more entertaining. Well, it takes longer. And what you do is you're hearing the characters. It's definitely more entertaining. Yeah.

Yeah. For me, I retain more. Depends. Maybe. Yeah. My dad does both, right? And my daughter can only read. She can't listen to books.

Some people just can't do it, because their mind drifts. I think there's something to it. Read, like when you're actually reading the physical words, I think you attain more information. It also takes longer. It's a lot harder. Like, listening is easy. You're going in your car.

I'd say it takes longer to listen, listen though because they're reading at their pace, the way a character talks, and when you read a lot of times you're kind of covering a lot of distance. So it just depends. It's the same though. You get into read. I don't know if it's the same. I think they're both good. I've been doing it for 30 years, by the way. 30 years, literally. 30 years? Yeah. Books on date? Yeah. 30 years.

Oh, you put like the cassette in of things because they've done it for a while. by the way. 30 years, literally. 30 years, yeah? Books on tape? Yeah, 30 years. Oh, you put like the cassette in of tape because they've done it for a while. Yeah. Back in the day I did, yeah. Believe it or not. You get a whole fucking thing of tapes and then you get CDs.

Yeah, that's right. They have been doing it a hot second. And then when Audible came out, made it super easy. Yeah. Yeah. Nowadays, everything. It's easier to digest, like, nowadays, everything. It's easier to digest, like, listen to audio. Yeah.

That's why podcasts got so big. That's why audio downloads are bigger than video, typically, depending on the show, because who has, say we do the show for two hours, who has two hours to sit down and watch something? I mean, unless you're doing it at night. People are working in warehouses. Those are the people. Like I listen to podcasts when I drive to work, if I'm working out, like I can't

sit down and watch like a TV show. What do you know if I'm at home? I'm not watching a podcast. I'm watching the real talent. Right. And so on TV, what are the podcasts you listen to? What TV shows do you watch? Podcasts.

I listen to Schultz. Um, I listened to a ton of MMA, ton of MMA, all MMA, mainly podcast. Yeah. Luke Thomas. I mean all the, uh, Hwani, the ringer, uh, Damon Martin, ton of MMA, mainly MMA. If Rogan has a good guest on or, one of our friends, I was some of that. So at the combo of Rogan, Schultze, and then the majority of it's MMA. You? Um, I listened to commentary magazine podcasts, the political podcast. I listened to Rogan if it's a good guest. If it's a good guest, Austin's a good guess also in Rogan Or one of our boys also like to Stefano was great on there. Yeah

Do you just do it recently? Yeah. Yeah, he's great. I don't know. That's it Dude, did you see any of the clips from the roast of Tom Brady? I did not. Oh my god Tony Hinchcliffe Fucking annihilated. And then Kevin Hart, my word. I thought Nikki Glaser. Dude. Nikki to me was the best one. She's, yeah, she's usually,

like those rows on Comedy Central, Nikki Glaser's usually the highlight. She's so good. She was so funny. Have you seen her before? Yeah, but not this funny. On those rows, savage, super super savage Tony fucking crushed it Tony did like a full bit like it was the beginning part was like a kill Tony and he pulled Dana White's name so Dana

got 60 seconds to like roast Tom and he did great and then Tony went on stage and did his thing Schultz murdered Sch Schultz did two sold out shows at Mass Square Garden. Left Saturday night from New York, flew to LA because at the Forum here in LA, and then made it to do the roast. Amazing. Of Brady. Wild, huh?

Amazing. We got a current event for that later. There was one moment that was like. It was laugh out loud. Yeah, like I watched it this morning because Jay was telling me I was gonna get it. I get so nervous with roasts. I was like, ooh.

It takes a lot to agree to do it, right? I mean, people think it's like an honor, but at the same time, I feel like you have to be in a good mental state. I don't know why Kim Kardashian showed up. Because there was rumors of them dating, remember? Yeah, but they're not now. Right, but. I don't, yeah, she came and she's such an easy target and you're there with professionals.

Booing her. I know, the crowd's booing her and then Hinchcliffe like lit her up. I'm like, that doesn't make, when it's other comics or like mega like athletes that sign up for it, I'm cool with it. When Kim's in the front row, I'm like, oh, you have no idea. You got Tony Hinchcliffe there. You got Nikki Glate, like it's going to be a nightmare for you. Jeff Ross.

Like, why would you do this? Tony's table was stacked too. Suga was with them, Max Holloway and Dana. Yeah. It was just like. Great. The coolest little group. Yeah, they crushed it.

I thought Drew Bledsoe was actually really funny. He was the first one to go. Oh yeah, yeah, he was good. Surprising, right? Well, you know they're not writing their jokes, right? No, I know they're not, but his cadence was good. Like I didn't think Randy Moss did good. No, Rob Gronkowski, he wrote his own jokes.

It was so awkward. He's so good. And so he bombed the joke, right, because he has so much energy. He was like, ah, I thought that would go better. You know I wrote my own joke and then everyone starts clapping. It was rough.

Did, what was it? You need to tell, he just hasn't done stand up. Netflix. Live. Live. Wow, Netflix. And Schultz was like, I want to do live because most of these football players can't read well. He's like, you And Schultz was like, I want to do live

because most of these football players can't read well. And he's like, you guys have them up here, it's going to be a disaster. But you. I mean, that was the whole bit too, right? Is Gronk how he can't read and Edelman how he's just on top of Brady's nuts the whole time. Gronkowski's one, it was like so awkward.

It was just too much. And I bet in his head, he thought he'd go over better. Yeah. But it's just awkward. It's like, like when a high school clown, like a high school kid clowns somebody, and Tom Segura and Bert were there too Yeah Their part was funny. I like their part was great. Yeah, but was I pregnant? Yeah, it's great. I

Mean, I thought everybody did good. It was Schultz. He brought down the house. Yeah, he lit up Dana. So good He would it. Oh Jeff Ross said the best one he goes Dana is so good. Oh, Jeff Ross said the best one. He goes, uh, he goes, Dana, you're kind of like the Michael Vick, but instead of dogs, it's humans. It was so good. Kind of like Jesus Christ. That's great. And then Schulte was just lightened Dana up. He goes, uh, he said, Grunkowski, Grunkowski, and what's it?'s a Edelman he goes those don't sound like football players those sounds like lawyers I know we hang out with him we started about Brady he's like oh cuz his wife's Brazilian right just like this we just can't play him on there if you don't

that's what sucks you play in the clips and get flagged but you want to see you know who they went hard on was Aaron Hernandez. Yeah. That's an easy target. Yeah, it's funny. Left him untouched. Tony kept lining him up, it's funny. But what the-

Even Tom Brady. Tom, that's what I was gonna say. He was talking about Rob and he's like, you know, there wasn't a high, you know, bar to set when you're a tight end, tight end at New England Patriots. He goes, catch well, you block well, and no murder. Fucking funny.

Catch well, block well, and no murder. And when Kevin Hart was, so you know Giselle, Tom's, or Brady's ex, started getting with this Jujitsu instructor who I've met, and he's really close with the, Henrin Hiran, so I know him pretty well. So she started working with him, and apparently they're dating, and Kevin Hart brought it up,

and he's like, you know she's fucking that karate guy. It's so funny. He goes, you know that karate guy's fucking her, right? It was so awkward and funny. Oh my God, how is Tom Brady, he must have been like, he's not got the greatest sense of humor. The only time he said anything, it was kind of a joke, is when Jeff Ross brought up the massage tables, and he's like, don't do that.

We have the clip here if you want to show it. Yeah, let me see. It's funny. But you can tell Tom's kind of joking. You know, what I saw was he looked at Robert Kraft, saw Robert Kraft was pissed and immediately got up and was like, I'm going to say something. You know Robert Kraft was pissed and immediately got up and was like, I'm going to say something. You know Robert Kraft, right? He had, um, well, so you know, Robert Kraft had the, you know, the massage stuff getting jacked off massage tables.

And then he also was busted. I think he, I don't know if he's single or not, might be married, but just recently, probably a year ago or some change, he was caught on a ring camera, like leaving some girl's house in like six in the morning. No, that was Belichick. Belichick. What'd I say? Oh, right, right, right. Kraft was the massage table. No, that was Belichick. Belichick, what'd I say? Oh, right, right, right.

Kraft was the massage table. Oh, that's right, yeah. Belichick. Kraft was getting massaged. Yeah, Belichick. Don't say that shit again. Let me see it. And you can tell he says, cause Jeff Roxx goes, oh, okay.

Would you like a massage? I love Robert Kraft. I love him. Don't say that shit again. Okay, okay. He's all, okay, okay, okay. Don't say that shit again. Okay, okay. She's all, okay, okay, okay. Don't say that shit again. And then afterward, like went over,

after the roast was done, and was like hugging him and shit, and Kevin Hart's like, I could hear you just kissing his ass that whole time. Don't be sorry, Jeff, like don't be sorry. So was Robert Kraft there? Yeah. Oh yeah. Fuck, man.

He looked. Ah! That shit's awkward. The most awkward was the Kardashian, cause Tony's lighting her up, and she, not a comic, but it just, you feel bad. My problem with roasts is I get super uncomfortable. That makes me uncomfortable, all of it.

Oh, that does it. When they're like, if there's sports figures, and they sign up for this, I'm cool with it. Roasting is so hard for me. Kim in the front there, I was like, oh, what are you doing? Roasting, I don't like it. I don't like it, I never liked it.

It just, it makes me, it fucks me up. I'm like, ooh. Nothing makes me laugh harder. Really? Oh my God, it's so, I was laughing so hard this morning. So hard. When Kevin Hart went, you know that karate guy, because karate guy, Mr. Jitsu guy,

but you know Kevin doesn't know, he's know that karate guy's fucking her, right? Dude, it's so fucking funny. Kevin Hart makes me laugh so hard. And you tell Tom Brady, he's like, mother fucker. Kevin Hart makes me laugh so hard. And you tell Tom Brady he's like motherfucker. Kevin Hart makes me laugh so hard. He was so funny. You gotta see just his opening it's so funny.

I wanna watch it. It's so good. I wanna watch it. Nikki had one where she's like Tom how does it feel to know that like your wife's new boyfriend could kick your ass while hers and his face just like dropped. Like he was like that one I didn't feel so good about. No Tom Brady is a competitor. He takes shit personally.

He looks, you know what he looks like to me? The clown from It. I don't think he's a babe, you guys. Oh, interesting. I think he's a good looking dude. He's got a creepy face. I don't think so. Great athlete.

I think he's handsome. Yeah. But he's not that hot. You know. I think he'd be handsome. He'll steal everybody's girlfriend in here. I'll tell you that. And wife.

Yeah. So. Yeah. He wasn't always handsome when he was a kid. Oh, that's interesting. You're right. Yeah, he does kind of look like him. That's what I'm saying.

Boy, that's for sure, actually. Yeah, he does look like him. He's cute too in his own way. That's, that's. He's not a bad looking kid. He looks a little creepy with the clown. Yeah. But Tom didn't come in the league looking that good.

He started drinking like avocado shakes all the fucking time so then he got yet yeah who's that guy they kept referring to us is like coach or mentor yeah he has a separate guy that deals with all his like nutrition oh Dave that he's a doctor he wrote the Guerrero no he wrote a book called the plant paradox Dave Asprey or no no no bring bring him up, bring up The Plant Paradox. Oh yeah, you told me about that book. Yeah, it's bullshit, but yeah. I mean it's not bullshit, but it's about lectins and.

Yeah, like Tom swears by it, right? What's his name? Yeah, Steve. No, that's not the guy they kept referring to. That's not him. Oh, no. If you type in Tom Brady's doctor. Doctor?

Alex Guerrero. Or diet. Yes. Yeah, that's him right there. Yeah, it's this guy. Alex Guerrero. They kept cutting to him. They were roasting him about this guy too.

I just didn't know who he was. He's the one, that's why Tom's not like those fucking avocado shakes for just straight nutrients. You put an avocado in a milkshake, it's terrible. Then how about Robert Kraft and Bill Balachek taking a shot together? Oh, did they? Yeah.

They don't get along. No. No, hate each other. But he came, Robert Kraft, he looks, poor guy's old, you know, came up on stage and they took a shot together and it was like, and Kevin Hart's like, I did that. If you're gonna hold grudges, fuck. I mean, he gave you a job for a long time.

Yeah. Was Mac Jones there? Did they show Mac Jones? I didn't think they showed him. I doubt he was there. But my thing about that is that they had such a hell of a run, they did the greatest thing ever and why would they, like, isn't, doesn't,

aren't all the success stories better than, you know what I'm saying? But those, that's not their type of personality. No, two alphas. Right. Kraft did say, you know, I'm such a lucky man to have both like Bill Belichick, the best coach there ever was and Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback on my team. Like I love them both. Belichick was the one who was like, okay, I'm just smiling and sitting down.

Yeah. Bell check doesn't look fun. Robert Kraft seems fun. Yeah. Bell check is a rough fuck. When they had to sit down with Belchick and Nick Saban on HBO, it was just the two of them sucking each other off. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Really? Yeah. You want like football X's and O's but they didn't they was just remember this man Oh my god, dude. I'm like who fucking thought to do this. Yeah Yeah, Kevin Hart was great you got to watch that be it's so fucking funny it's so good. Yeah, Schultz he crushed it What else you got chin let's take a break You know a little break pal, you know that over 28 million drivers trust Progressive? Dude, I did know this.

28 million. Progressive, they're there to make things easy. They're giving you a quote on your insurance, and what they do, they may get so freaking easy, they find a rate that works for you, they just want you to find the best rate. So give their nifty comparison tool a try. You might just find getting the rate and coverage You deserve is so freaking easy All you need to do is visit progressive's website to get a quote with all the coverages you want the comprehensive

Collision coverage or personal injury protection Then you'll see progressive direct rate and their tool provide options from other companies all lined up and ready to compare So it's simple to choose the rate and coverage you like like Brian told you Join over 28 million drivers who trust progressive progressive casualty insurance company affiliates comparison rates not available in all states situations Prices vary based on how you buy progressive insurance Rogan never does that stuff No, I thought someone told me they thought he was there though. It makes sense.

Where'd they have it? Was it in Austin? No. The forum. Oh, right here. So here's the premiere guys for McGregor's UFC comeback. You guys see it yet? No, I haven't seen it.

This is real. So I can't play the music, but yeah. You can't. Can you play it for us and then cut it out? Sure. Nothing better. Damn. That's all you need.

You think? I'm let down. You're not let down? No, I'm glad he's there. I like it. Yeah, it's a little mysterious. Okay. And the Irish music.

Chandler, right? Chandler, yeah. Nothing better. Good for Chandler. Okay. June 29th. Nothing better. Yeah, June is so tasty for UFC. And the Irish right channel, yeah, nothing better good for Chandler June 29th Nothing better. Yeah, June is so tasty for UFC and yet you also got boxing boxing. Yeah, fury

Ossick like when is that happening June 15th? June's the month June's a big month for combat sports. That's a big month. Yeah for Connor. That's all you need. It's on McGregor play the Irish tune, show him silhouette. I mean, a little smoke. Yeah. Some muscles, big dick. I mean. Jim Jones, he's a rapper.

Yeah. Yeah, he got into a fight with two dudes on the escalator and he's claiming self-defense, I mean, but he just doesn't look good. You should see this fight. The guy that hits him from the back is... I saw a clip of the guy that's him from the back. Thank God he can't fight.

Yeah. I know. Goodness. Threw him over like that. On the escalator though? Can we do it when we... That's so dangerous. There's an old dude that got knocked down too.

That sucks. Now, what was... Do we know what this is about? No. Bro. Watch the guy who gets up and punches. This is how you fight, Brian. Now what was, do we know what this is about? No. Bro. Watch the guy who gets up and punches. This is how you fight, Brian. Is that what I do?

He's not, he looks like he's fake hitting him. He looks like he's fake hitting him. It looks like WWE. Yeah. Hey, hey, stop it. You're choking me. You're fucking cheating. Knock it off.

Knock it off. You're not even talking to me. It's totally up against me. You're hurting my friend. You're fucking hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. You're hurting my friend. That guy's really hurt the old man.

Yeah. The old man got the worst beat down. Jim was fucking him up. Do we know what they're fighting over? So it doesn't say, Jim Jones said I was minding my own business and defended myself. They got what they were looking for. So that doesn't work for me. No one's interested.

It sounds like they were fucking with him. I don't know. No one's pressing charges? I mean. But just to pop off on an older guy. What's that? Just to pop off on an older man. That's just to pop off an older man, that's weird Well, I don't know it's it I don't know I have no idea what happened

Well, you said think of that other one can't fight. He was like this. Oh Yeah, that was really weird. It could have been bad if they get good fight. Oh damn. I guess faces all fucked up. Yeah Escalators don't really have a lot of give That's not a place you want to fight. No, I Wish we knew but no expression charges. No, that's how she goes says, you know, somebody gets sued somebody doesn't Unless they find out Jim Jones, you know bit of a celebrity so they might sue him for money Yeah, it says um, this was in Florida and that's it. I can't really say what happened.

That's really strange to come to blows. I don't know what you'd have to do. I mean, like at my age, what is Jim Jones in his 40s, late 40s? No, he has to be in his 50s. That's really strange. That guy got fucked up, look at his head. Not good. Where's really strange. That guy got fucked up, look at his head. Oh my God.

Where's he got ya? Wanna think? For my hunters, Vladimir Putin was hunting deer with, I'm gonna butcher the name, Silvio Berlusconi. Yeah, he was the Prime Minister of Italy. And at one point you know shot a deer and then pulled his heart out and put it on a plate? That's not that's that's that a normal thing? Yes. Okay. Yeah it's like you know you eat the heart you know I've done that I think on camera with Steve Ronella. It's

just a hunter's custom it It's just a custom in hunting. So you shoot it and then while he's dead, you pull the heart out. From where? A man from Putin's entourage then serve the guy, the bleeding organ on a train. First of all, when you dress a deer in the field, you take out its organs. So you take the intestines,

you're not going to eat that. You chuck that, but you eat the liver. You can eat the heart, you take out its organs. So you take the intestines, you're not gonna eat that. You chuck that. But you eat the liver, you can eat the heart, you know? You take the kidneys out, you don't usually eat the kidneys. But you'll eat the liver and you'll eat the heart, no problem. You slice it up, it's like a very lean meat. But you eat it right there raw? Yeah, so a lot of times you'll eat the heart raw,

like in Dances with Wolves, when he pulls out the buffalo heart and takes a bite out of it and offers it, that was always a custom, to eat the animal's heart. And fishing too. You could actually see it beating. It's like customary to just eat it while it's beating. Yeah. It's a very common heart. Are you going to do that in Alaska? 100%.

You eat the hearts too? I mean, I haven't done it, but I would totally do it. I guess we're like starving. You know what I'd be doing? No, I think you three should do it for fun. I love how they like it it shows his violent nature. If you shoot a deer, you're shooting a deer and you're going to eat the fucking thing. So.

Yeah. But Barrow Sconey was the guy who got in trouble for having like, you know, 18 year old strippers. Yeah. He had orgies and he was, he, he, he owned a media company. Oh, wow. Boy had owned a media company.

I, he's still alive. Let me see him. Cause he's a. No, he died. He died in 23. company. He's still alive, let me see him. Cause he's a big. No, he died. He died too on 23. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I thought. He had a facial surgery, five hair transplants.

Hilarious. With the scarred hair? Yeah, he's like 90. But he lived a hell of a life, Bear Lusconi. Wild boy, huh? Oh yeah, he lived. He had all the fun. Did he?

He had. Bubba. Hard 90? All the All the fun. Take a look at the girl. Take a look at his face right there. Yeah, that's it. That's real. His face is, that's what he was about. That's literally what he, he had so much surgery and that's when he's like literally 85. Yeah. He was a big real estate media tycoon, whatever. So rich becomes a president. It was actually really loved by people. Really? Oh yeah, yeah, he's so Italian. A lot of makeup on there. But had parties, dude, had just girls,

and you know, just always surrounded by, those girls, those are the girls. Just had some hoes, a lot of times. Oh yeah, bro, but the hottest of the hot, like you know, that, that situation, all day long. All day long. Come on. Bunga bunga parties?

Yeah, bro. Hell yeah, dude. He was the ultimate, I'm serious. And in Italy, they're like, ah, boys will be boys. There's no me too, nothing. It's like, eh, you know. I mean, it was-

For him. Yeah, I mean, he had all the fun. He had all the fun. Make all the money and do all the things. That's what he was, yeah, I mean, he had all the fun. He had all the fun. Make all the money and do all the things. That's what he did basically. That sucks if you're a girl, you sleep with that face. Well, you know, you'd probably be surprised. There are a lot of women that find

that kind of power attractive, so. And money. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Yeah. Nothing too crazy. This six year old woman won Miss Universe Blanos Ares, which is like the first time in history.

Hell yeah, Jen. It's not a great, great event. She's 60? But she's also a lawyer. She's gorgeous. It's like Elizabeth Hurley. Same thing, 60 and gorgeous. But was she competing against like 20-year-olds?

Yeah. She's super pretty. I think they just made the age limit either higher or there's no age limit now. And then she's gonna compete in the other ones too. So 18 to 60. Oh, they changed it from 18 to 73, okay. Okay.

Did you know that though? Uh, sure. Didn't chain. Thank you for bringing us the light, man. Fuck. Yeah. She's kind of doing a pull. Uh, great.

Yeah. Hell yeah. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Argentina. That's how you say Argentina. I don't know. Um, can we, I just want to play the T door.

T's one here as well. I don't know if Brian saw this No, did you laugh at this yeah, I like Tito so good So the subject says the headline says Tito Ortiz somehow manages to mess up a simple mic drop so I'll just play for you. Tito! Tito! What's this? Goes in slow bow. Tito out. I think I would be like yeah I meant to headbutt that mic.

It's all good. Oh, yeah. Goosh, doosh. No, you should have picked it back up and like, motherfucker. Yeah, that's... Yeah, you should have. All right, let me try this again. Let me try this again.

That's what you do. You don't walk away. You just go, let me try it again. That was a bad mic drop. I looked so cool. Let me try it again, damn it. That's what you do. Tito out, but he threw it up. That's an issue. You got a choice there. You keep walking it again. Damn it. That's what you do. Tito out. But he threw it up.

That's the issue. You got that choice there. You keep walking or you just do that. But yeah, you could come back to it. Yeah. Tito was running for office and he got it. Yeah. Yeah. For a little while. Yeah. And then I think he moved from here to like Florida or something, right? He's not here anymore. Yeah. Let's take a little break, buddy, because you know, when it comes to your dick game, your dick game, sometimes as you get older, as you're not eating well, you're not sleeping as you've just done it all. Your dick gets exhausted. He gets just like you.

Dude, your dick shuts down like you did on this podcast. Your dick shuts down the way I did on this podcast. Sometimes your dick is like, I don't want to play anymore. Yep. But you need a pre-workout for your dick. You got to get, I don't want to play anymore. Yep. But you need a pre-workout for your dick. You got to get your, you got to get blood flowing. Okay.

And there are science backed natural ways to do that. There's a sexual wellness product on the market. It's a sexual performance booster. Talking about joy mode. I'm talking about joy mode. It's got Panax, ginseng, vitamin C, arganide, nitrateide nitrate L citrulline whatever all that stuff I just go get a prescription from a doctor or that bad do that if you want to deal with nasty Or like a headache or where your face feels like I go to the gas station

You like the Rhino black 5,000 go ahead and do that and see what happens when you got a heart on for two weeks You gotta get you gotta get injections in your dick at the hospital. Enjoy that All you gotta do is simply tear open the little packet and mix it with water. All right, six, eight ounces. Yes, like 45 to four hours prior to sexual activity. Okay, stay less daddy. Spice it up in the bedroom. Boost your sexual performance.

Do it naturally without nasty prescription drugs. All right. Go to usejoymode.com slash fighter. Enter fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order. Let us know what you think. Let us know what you think. Let us know what you think. Let us know what it does for you. Joy mode, usejoymode.com slash fighter for 20% off your first order.

We're going fishing in Alaska. Chin's coming with us. Chin's coming with us. I want to catch some halibut. I want to catch some salmon. I want to catch a bunch of other big species. I want to catch big fish in comfortable boats. I want a one a bunch of other big species. I want to be I want to catch big fish in Comfortable boats. I want a one-to-one staff ratio. I want to eat the best locally sourced food I want to stay at amazing lodgings. I'm talking about

Alaska's best lodge dot-com we're going there. That's the website Alaska's best lodge Dot-com you want to see what is the bears you want to design you want to fish luxury fishing I'm talking about deep-sea fishing like they're running a sale $800 off any June dates 800 bucks off discount t-fat K at checkout for 10% off your first trip there's a limit of six slots per person I can't wait that's Alaska's best lodge.com Alaska. See you soon Anyway, I do is good. Yeah, like yeah me too. I wish Tito nothing but the best but that's funny. That's that that Mike just funny Brennan we did it again and guys this week in Appleton, Wisconsin. Don't get jealous. I'm going to Appleton, Wisconsin guys It's close to the day you come see me at the sky

I'm going to Appleton, Wisconsin guys. It's close to green bay. You come see me at the skyline. It is close to green bay. The Lambeau field's only like 40 minutes. There you go. So check that out. I'm going to go run some sprints at Lambeau field when I'm not at the skyline comedy club in Appleton, Wisconsin.

It's not, it's not the roast on Netflix. It's not the forum. I'm not doing Andrew Schultz numbers, um, or Tony Henschkles numbers, but, uh, apparently I'm very funny. So come see, come get some. Then Dania Improv, Dania Beach, Florida, May 24th, 25th, 26th. Phineo Shana from the Patrick Bedd-David

podcast is going to open for me. He's a fucking monster. And I will see you on the Patrick Bedd-David show May 24th. Hold on, hold on, dude. I need to try, you're trying to get out of here. I can feel the energy you're trying to get out of here. I'm not trying to get out of here. You got low energy, huh?

I have low energy? You suck this podcast. What do you mean? This is you. Oh man, and did you watch the Netflix roast? No. No, hold on. Did you watch the Canele fight?

Uh-uh. Yeah. Did you watch UFC? No. No, hold on. Yeah. Did you watch the canal fight? Uh-uh. Yeah. Um, yeah. Did you watch yours? No. No. Um, well, I spent a lot of time in dreary Tacoma and I was writing the whole time, which means that what I do is I walk back and forth in my Airbnb and daydream and talk to myself. So it's awesome. And then the roast now Now I wasn't asked to do it, which is weird. I'm not a roaster. I am looking at all my friends who seem to have blown up since COVID. And sometimes, yeah, sometimes it's a little difficult for me to watch how outside the mix I am after my entire life of dedication

to a craft and to my business. Well, I'm not in Hollywood anymore. That's a little bit. You're out. I'm out. And probably will never get back in. And I won't get back in. And so that's tough sometimes when you're 57

and you've worked hard and you had some success and then see ya and then you're on your own. That's a little bit hard. And then you see those girls, it triggers you? Yeah, well it just reminds me of some things that have gone bad. So would you say? It makes me blood red angry.

Not for their success, but for the world. But I will say this, let me just be positive. Hey, let's get positive. Nope, fake positive. You gotta lose. This is fake. But when you lose everything and you build it back, then you're probably

a fully realized human being. And that's part of what a lot of successful people do, and that's what they tell themselves before they blow their fucking brains out. No, no, Sonaz is all upset. No, listen, I'm fine, I'm fine, look at me. I'm taking my ball and I'm going home. I don't have my ball, I'm just gonna go home. You just gonna go home. You guys ball you guys playing

I you got you got enough people on the court. You didn't get a ball to play. I'm over here I'll be stretching. Okay, you got it. You got it. I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna go home I'm gonna throw a ball against a wall. If that's cool I'll throw a ball against anybody wants to come see me throw a ball against the wall. You know, you go ahead Yeah, I think it's a number of things. They'll be, it's like, let's think who's on there. So you said blew up after COVID. So it's, it's called good. No, it's good. Let's think of it. Let me just think about this. So it's like 2019. So it's like Tony Hinchcliffe, right? He's been grinding for a hot second. Well,

a lot of these guys, it's like they're well, so yeah, so it would have happened. Take COVID out of it. It would have eventually it's going to happen. Things are good. Things are good. When guys are so talented and good, it's going to happen regardless. It's just some take longer. Yeah. So it's like for Tony, it's like now it's his time. We have the torch for quite some time. Yes. My momentum though, my momentum in 2019 was fucking on the old up side. Daddy was finally red hot. Well, I was so busy

I had sold a show I was doing another show I was on two TV shows my problem was I didn't know what to do with my for real I was like I had two I was gonna be on two shows Yeah and then one of which was like the most popular show on on ABC and then I was I remember the last show I did at the ABC. And then I was, I remember the last show I did at the, the Palm beach improv, I sold so many tickets. It was,

they were going to add another show. I was selling out in Denver before the wheels hit the tarmac. It was finally that. And that's all. It was just a little bit. And then COVID and not being able to do the podcast, a lot of stuff like that. So, you know, a lot of things, a lot of things go on in life. And, uh, it just reminds me of that sauce I just reminds me of loss and it reminds me of and it and and I lose all the energy Now do you want to go my body want to take a cold hand a chin? So now this face or bring up Netflix or did I bring it up? No, no, but that's no I think I brought it up I'm glad we brought it. No, I should have brought it up. I gotta live your life

What are we gonna do? Don't bring up certain things cuz I'm sensitive fuck off Like that's just the way it is and I will tank a podcast. That's all I will tank Well, no, that's what I'm saying. We can't bring that stuff up if you're gonna be sad pants I'm a little soggy diapers. Yeah, and you got to call me out on it. Yeah, but by the way, we've had some great podcasts Of course. Yeah, this happens. Yeah, it's been great And and we just got to do a few trigger words. A few trigger words. A few trigger words.

We just got to avoid those trigger words. That's all, got to word, no, you don't, I'm not fucking, you don't have to walk on eggshells. Just don't bring up other comics. And Netflix, that's all. Just don't bring up success. Don't bring up money. Just bring up, no.

Don't bring up flying privately or anything like that. You just can't bring up anybody I've ever worked with. Don't bring up dreams. Don't bring up money. Just bring up no. Don't bring up flying privately or anything like that. Just can't bring up anybody I've ever worked with. Don't bring up dreams. Don't bring up my dreams, that's all. Don't bring up my dreams that have been dashed to the rocks. Don't bring up my humpty dumpty dreams. Just don't do that and we'll be fine, you know?

Now you don't have any energy. Hey dude, now you're fucking all mopey pants. Yeah, cause there's nothing we can do. Like this is the situation. It's fine. We ran with the torch for a hot fucking second. We did have the torch for a hot second. Yeah, 10 years, dude.

10 years of fucking- How many podcasts are out there now? Hey, at least we get a lot of thanks. A little fucking respect for your elders, you fucks. Yeah, I mean, it's just the lay of the land, bud. It's the lay of the land. It's the lay of the land. It's all good. And I think if I really apply myself, by the time I'm 60, I'm going to blow the fuck up again. You know who's awesome? Chin's always like, stay positive, right? And I do. And I do. Chin, we never thought we'd be here.

Chin, we could have used that an hour ago. We never thought we'd be here. We could have used that energy an hour ago. The comeback is real, guys. The comeback is real. We're doing well, dude. We're doing well. Why are you looking up, Brendan? Brendan, the comeback is real. Dude, the comeback is so real.

T-C-B-I-R. T-C-B-I, the comeback is real. That's too long, dude. It's too long. Even that sucked. T-C-Tic. Ticub-is. It's too long dude too long even that sucked TC tick To come is ticker is error. Just gotta keep doing your thing be dude keep wearing that beanie You know, you know, I don't I don't get sad when you know Appleton, Wisconsin and Appleton, Wisconsin

At the skyline comedy bummed out now blast blast. I love, I will say this about comedy. I don't give a fuck how big my crowd is. I love doing it and I always feel like the luckiest motherfucker on the planet. I get to do that and make, like this weekend. No, this is fine. I felt so lucky. You're so lucky.

When I pray, I don't ask God for anything. I'm like, this is too good. I don't need anything. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Keep that same energy when you're on this fucking podcast and you bong. Okay, dude, I'm just saying.

Cause that doesn't work for me when you just shut down for an hour. Hold on. And then now you're going, I'm so lucky. I'm so fortunate. I like to visualize things as if they've already happened. Guys, this week and I'll be headlining Madison Square Garden and you guys make sure you get tickets are already sold. I hope I die. I want to just like it'd be funny if that's a lot. He last thing he said was that's when they'll appreciate you though.

Yeah. And you'll see clips online. I'm one of the goats and all the goats. Although my man tears my specialist 750,000 views. I had no idea. Last time I checked it was 250 and I was like, oh, not bad. Dude, somebody positive about something to be positive about Something to be positive. It's 24 million. Listen, it's not about that. It's not really 124th. It's not 124th

It's not about that. It's 125th of what he got. So that's good Yeah, but it's still good pot good special good special. Yeah All right, man, we'll go read to the Walmart car just some more press now So there's a good chance I knew something was going on you see a car wrapped around a tree It was me and it was the white Tesla. It was a white Tesla wrapped around a tree Yeah, but then it'll like bounce off. Do you ever watch the fucking? Do you ever see you ever get on Instagram sometimes where the the semi the cement truck runs into each car that's against a wall and it runs into it at 30 miles an hour.

How bad? It fucked it all up. The Ford Bronco, 0.01% survival rate. The Ford Cayenne, 0.01% survival rate. The Porsche Cayenne. The Porsche Cayenne. I mean, there's so many cars that you think would fare well, like the Audi doesn't do well.

The fucking Ford Explorer Explorer 99% survival rate Ford Explorer crazy. Yeah certain things like certain things that you'd never believe you're like what we're in Yeah, you remember that thing going around in the Bronco how shitty it was. Oh my god, dude, like like an accordion like a turn on like that You're like, oh my god bad. Oh They'd have to like peel you they'd have to pick you out with a tweezer. But in 2024, what cars have like the worst crash rating, Chet? Yeah, find out. Cause, you know. Cause you think they would have to make it somewhat.

Yeah, you get hit by a cement truck, it's not a good idea. You're not gonna. I think regardless what you're in, it's gonna suck, but. Yeah. Safest. And we want worst. I know. I put in worst. Oh, there it is. What car brand has the lowest safety rating? There you go.

But it's not going to show 2024. I don't think. That's all right. Car brand. Mitsubishi and Buick. Yep. Mitsubishi Buick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's the number one safest car? Let me see that Tesla. Honda. Hatchback hatchback Honda Mazda Ford Explorer. So I see a lot of Lexus. Yeah. A lot of gay cars, Ford Explorer. Look at that.

Wow. Chrysler Pacifica. Nothing you want to be seen in, but that's the problem. Yeah. Well, you know, that's the problem. That's it. That's it.

You know, girls like bad know, that's the problem. That's it, that's it, you know? Girls like bad boys and boys like fast cars. Girls like bad boys, girls like fast cars, dude. No, boys like fast cars. Oh, shit. God damn it. Sorry, dude. Sorry about that. Well. Ooh.

Now here's the thing about the Tesla, which I didn't know about the why and the plaid those Because they're so heavy and they're aluminum. They're the aluminum what axle or whatever Yeah, it cracks a lot and you have to change the tires every 10,000 miles and those tires have cost you a good thousand dollars Every time you change correct every time and the other thing why why? Tess's are so unsafe and electric cars are so unsafe unsafe.. Yeah Yeah, it's cuz there's it's not because of you It's because they're so heavy and they can go so fast even like your car is fast By all means you like your cars fast, even though it looks gay. Yeah, it's fast But because they're so heavy the damage it does to regular cars or any car because they're so fast and heavy Jesus Christ

I'm gonna be killing people in it. I mean you could if you drive like a little tank So my tiny Tesla weighs 5800 pounds Christ. I'm going to be killing people in it. I mean, you could if you're driving like an idiot. So my tiny Tesla weighs 5,800 pounds. It's, and all that weight is from the battery. Jesus Christ. Like the electric Hummer's so heavy. The electric Hummer. They kept this car on the road.

Yeah. It's so fucking heavy. Tesla Y, Mercedes GLE class. What is that? Should I get one of those cars a mercedes g le what is what is that it's kind of a bubble suv oh the amg one's kind of cool it's not for you dude that's not for me i don't i mean i'd like you better if you got it but yeah that's a nice looking car dude dude. They're cool. Yeah.

The AMG ones are badass. Yeah, they're cool. But the AMG is going to cost me a pretty penny. We'd find one used. It's got some speed. Yeah, they're cool. They sound cool. Yeah. They're not giving them away.

All right. Guys, we saved the podcast. I don't. Yeah. All right. All right, dude. All right. Thanks for tuning in guys. We'll see you Wednesday and it is going to be a banger of the podcast. I don't. Yeah. All right. All right, dude. Thanks for tuning in guys.

We'll see you Wednesday and it is going to be a banger. It's like the Pee Wee Herman show. There's like a word of the day. We just got to make sure the word of the day. No Netflix. No Netflix. No mention of comics. No mention of anything else.

No mention of successful white males. That's it. Black is fine. Yeah. Asian's fine. Yeah. No white older comic mansions. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No mention of. No mansion of arenas, theaters.

No arenas, theaters, yeah. Okay, otherwise we're good. Otherwise you're good. We'll see you there. All right, kids, love you. God bless you.