The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen is a Communist! | TFATK Ep. 1015

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub recap UFC's Umar Nurmagomedov vs Cory Sandhagen and talk Brendan catching a ball at Angels Stadium, Joe Rogan's new Netflix special, the 2024 Olympics controversies, UFC 308's stacked card, other current events around the world and much more! O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER and unlock big savings when you bundle items sitewide #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans Cove Lodge - Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid What's up pal, you walked in the car with your little jacket? Got my little true classic jacket, my true classic t-shirt, I love these jackets No, it's like when I wear a jacket and people go, where'd you get that jacket? Oh gotcha, yeah I was trying to... Well I'm not doing a commercial, I'm just saying I'm... It's 105 degrees outside

It is so hot but it's 105 degrees outside It is so hot, but it's a dry heat and frankly, I like it I do but you don't do much outside though No, no, i'm talking about what I like to stand still in that heat for a little bit and let that sun Take me five minutes about five minutes, dude. I took more than that. It's gonna be a problem, bro I took the boys to the angels game yesterday. I got cheap tickets. I'm like three rows back from third base This is great And I couldn't figure out why I was all empty. Oh my god, bubba. Oh my god

And then we get there but my go and tiger goes where I go dude just sit in the front There's nobody here. This is I know they suck but this is this is ridiculous. Show a little support and I'm yeah Everyone's in the shade. Everyone's in the shade the seats Lava hot there. He puts his legs on starts crying like a hot dad made a mistake Yeah, everyone's in the shade. Everyone's in the shade the seats Lava-hot there. I put his legs on starts crying like they're all a hot dad made a mistake Yeah, well, how about this don't go to the beach without an umbrella? You can't go to the beach that no, it's not you out there for well, especially have kids in the baby You're gonna bake you're gonna you need you need shelter. You cannot people do it all the time. They go to the beach Yeah, no, no, no no no by the fourth

inning i thought is this child abuse and then they were they were four innings you sat in that sun oh no we stayed all eight innings oh that's impressive we stayed eight and then we want to beat traffic well hold on now okay they were they were not happy i got my scream tons of fluids and i bought those fans that they missed sure and i put them we got uh trout jerseys right because we all have trout so we put the jerseys over the head. So we look almost middle Eastern. Y'all have skin that can handle this. Yeah, almost middle Eastern.

Dude, I'm talking, all of us were drenched in sweat. I'm like, oh, we might have to get out of here. Tigers starting to melt, not doing well. And then with the fans, you know, Bossy's four. So he broke the fan and the batteries came out and like fell down. So I'm like, oh, let me get, I'm doing it. We go to so many games every game They asked for a foul ball. I'm like, I can't control it, dude. The chances happen are not good

I'm down with the battery and I hear Boston go daddy Ball, I'm like what your boy pops up. I see the ball guy in front of me I'm like not today. I Randy Moss his ass not today. Boom one-handed you got this hand It's not the story. Oh, yeah, cuz that's the ball. Yeah, that's the ball. Yeah, you caught here's the thing Yeah, I caught it one-handed now you lying to me. No, no, no cuz not a good story. No cut the ball Why would you like about foul ball, but I caught the ball and then this other dad's hand was I was like this All right, this other dad's hands on top. Yeah, and he has little kids too and he goes Oh, I go. too and he goes, oh

And he goes I already got one man He goes that one number 14 like threw it to him. So this thing I but here's here's where where it gets old dicey I don't know if it was like a foul tip that went like towards us or if when the players threw it over the thing I Swear cuz I'm down like this dude. So I don't know if they threw it up or if it was a foul ball. Yeah. I'm serious. I don't know. I know you a long time. About 13 years. Yeah at least. And you can tell I can always. Quite long than that. Yeah and all of a sudden you start telling me about Randy Moss and running and I'm like and now. You know what Randy Moss is right?

I know who Randy Moss is. But the kids say you mossed him cuz the dad's down there and I go over like this I got you bro like this. Yeah, I got you like this and then this big fat mom was like not today and I was like new Boom, and she goes Biden. I'm like no Trump 2024 that part. I believe that's the part I believe Yeah, the other parts and then another ball came out and went, new boss, I need two. Goose. But no, I did catch one ball. Yeah.

Now was it a home run ball? No. And was it hit? Could have just been thrown. Could have been thrown from the player. Maybe that didn't actually happen. I swear to God, yeah. If the guy's here, he'll reach out to me.

Will he? Literally, I caught like this, his hand's on top. Yeah. Yeah. I swear on my life, swear on the kids. No, I know. I swear to God. I believe you.

Was it thrown to you? I don't see that, I don't know. I do not know. I could not tell you. You can't remember? No, I couldn't see, dude. Right, you were looking down on the batteries. The batteries, I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Couldn't tell you. It just fell out of the battery. I was like this. Stories. Like this. Good story. Like this, dude. Like that. Yeah, save the day. Yeah just fell out of the bag. I was like this. Stories. Like this. Good story. Like this, dude.

Like that. Yeah. Save the day. Yeah. Save the day, dude. Good for you that you caught a ball. Kids were stoked, man. Kids were stoked.

Either way. Either way. Dad caught a ball. Either way dad caught a ball. Dad caught a ball. And that's where we're at with this story. Dad caught a ball. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Nothing wrong. Either way dad caught the ball. Kids were stoked. And the kids were stoked. Stoked. I like this story. There's no story, I caught a ball. It's no story, the kids were stoked. Stoked. I like this story. There's no story.

I caught a ball. It's no story, I'm saying. Bring the pitch up, kid. It's all good. What are we worried about? Look at that right there. There it is. Go to the before, though.

Look, and see how empty the stands are? It's 100 degrees. It's always like that. Bossy's ready to fight. Oh, man, they look so cute, though. Look at Bossy. he's so cute. But look, it is. With his awesome glasses.

Dude, that's crazy right there. You gotta have that too. Empty, dude. That's how hot it was, empty. And also, the Angels, not great. And they're playing the Mets, we're not fans of the Mets. And Mike Trout was injured. Oh, he's out for the season, I think, knee injury.

He's out for the season, yeah. Geez. Kids were not stoked. You saw Basti's Dicacino, the Dicasaurus. What was he making? A tree? No, man. I sent a picture of what he's making. Go ahead, go to the next slide. That's so funny to me. Boom, dinosaur. You can see how he got there. That's so great. You can see how he got there, right? You can see how he got there. You can see how he got there. Right? You can see how it's a big headed Brontosaurus. Without context it looks like a big old digasaurus. That's fucking hilarious.

How funny is that? That's really funny. Let's tell him to draw eyes, mouth on that dino ASAP buddy. That's so funny. How pissed is the little girl behind him? She's disgusted. That's hilarious. She's all mother fucking.

She's like seriously seriously how proud is he of it though and not so Joanna said that to me she was you're gonna die go what's up she was teachers sentence but the teachers called to explain they're like we can't stop laughing she's like we just want you know he's bringing home this this dinosaur cutout project that he did it looks like something else and she goes and we cannot stop laughing. She goes, hopefully you find humor out of it. I was like, humor?

That's how we know, you know, that will then fall from the tree. That's genius. He's so stoked on it. That's so funny. That's a big green dick, dude. That's a big, that's a big. Oh, and that's a Saul brother.

That's a big green. What you doing, man? That's great. That's a great picture right there. Isn't that great? That's hilarious. Wow. I'm gonna frame that. He's like, they don't even put the eyes on like, absolutely not. Did you, did you, did you, uh, did you watch our boy Joe Rogan's special? Of course I am.

Good friend. I saw that live. I saw it live, but I, but I, but you didn't support on Netflix. I didn't support on Netflix because I was, uh, I had a show in Hollywood, believe it or not, at the bourbon room, beautiful room. So I was doing standup at seven o'clock at night. Hollywood, believe it or not, at the bourbon room. Beautiful room. So I was doing stand-up. At seven o'clock at night? So. You're lying. I caught the ball.

I caught the ball. You still don't think I caught a foul ball? No, I mean, I'm saying that I had, the show started at 7.45. That's a lie. So I had to get. Cause I texted you at six, I said, you're gonna watch Rogan.

You went, I'm not. I'm not. Cause I had to get in the car and drive From the beach to the burden room. Yes, that takes a long time. You want to leave some no that takes a reading room No, then you're takes now like 839 to no. No, I couldn't I was going on I knew I was going on at probably 830 so I couldn't that's fair You know because if they started at 7 day and they chose Special in around like 810 maybe 805. Yes, it was an hour dude. How about you know, it's a live huge thing I mean Netflix specials are huge. Yeah, Chris rocks was the most watched special ever, you know that because live on Netflix That's why the Jake Paul Tyson whoever he fights not gonna happen

But if he did it's the most watched fight ever because that's the amount of subscribers they have every fight, it's not gonna happen. But if he did, it's the most watched fight ever, because that's the amount of subscribers they have. Rogan would be probably top three most watched ever, if not more than Chris Rocks. Chris Rocks was big coming off the Will Smith thing, but you know it's live, right? You're Joe Rogan fan, you buy tickets in San Antonio

to his live show. This bitch in the front row starts chatting. And he goes, what? I bet they cut out now now because you can only watch the So the one you're watching now is not the live one. I think she's right. She's Chad dude He goes all you made it dumbass. You know Joe. He's so mean up there. He goes all way to go You had one one time to make an impression you're good You know I was like, oh god, and I looked at Joanne. I'm like god. I hope she don't keep going man

It's live, you know Joe shuts it down. Joe shuts it down Where the rest of people like oh He's not he doesn't like this. We're most comments. We go. What'd you say? No? No, no, I was like, oh god. I hope she's gonna be like no no no no no dude. Yeah, shut it down Yeah, well you got there's some moments that's why I laugh out loud. Yeah, dude. I like it because It's a lot of laugh out loud. Yeah, dude. I like it because He touched on like the personal stuff like the cancellation loved it loved it him saying the n-word so funny so funny It said the end. Oh, it's so good He doesn't say the n-word says how you got in trouble for saying the n-word and he go You know, I don't give it away if you haven't seen it

But we've seen is that the only time but he's talking that he's like, yeah Someone made a montage yeah someone made a Montage some youtuber made a montage me saying the n-word through all the years without context He goes and I wake up I click on it and he's like, oh my god That's so racist and then he goes and I looked down at the scroll and like there's two more minutes left of me saying the n-word He's like, oh fuck this looks terrible. It was so good man. It's good. That's good. It's so good Yeah, and then he's talking about the word retard and he and people like oh you you you you They go. Oh, you're fine with saying retarded not Dan where he goes. Yeah, so I'm way more scared of black people than the retards

It's such it's so funny that he he end his special with the F word? I forget. But he said it a couple of times, right? Derogatory word for case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I saw in the song, I loved. Of course the woke is going off. Of course, people are taking out context.

New York Post was like, Joe Rogan gets on stage says Michelle Michelle Obama has a dick and doesn't believe in vaccines like or It's a stand-up special you idiot. Well, they're far like that's a headline is about as humorless as it gets the left in general Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine But when I woke up and saw all that like all the left left like freaking out, I'm like, oh, this, this special is going to be massive. Massive. Massive. That was great. I think he had Tony Angecliffe and Ron White open for him. I was there to show the openers too. Hell yeah. How dope would that be on a special? Granted, you only have that hour. You only have an hour. Air time. But if, plus they don't want to be, they don't want to race their jokes because they're working on a special. Oh, legit point. Yeah, but I'm sure they come up with 15 minutes each they could burn

But not everybody you want to do the best you can do, you know And sometimes you have a 15 hot sometimes when you're working on 15 hot for the judge for that if Rogan Six months out or a year out goes Tony Ron Netflix is down to give me an hour and a half I'm only gonna do an hour those Those other 15 come up with 15 hot minutes just for this. They could do it easily. That'd be dope. Not that those two need more fame, but I'm just saying it'd be dope. Yeah, Rogan crushed it. I wanted to ask him what shoes he's wearing. He's wearing these white dad shoes and he he has big feet for small, his foot's like this, giant feet, man.

And they almost looked velcro. His shirt was very pumpkin-y. Tangerine. Tangerine. That was a bold choice. I'm gonna wear a tangerine shirt. Tangerine. Usually he's a big fan of the Nike dunks.

He has some dope dunks. I think his wife dresses him but tangerine, baby Look at that. I like the tangerine mix it up who got him to wear that. That's amazing. I Want to know what kicks he was rocking though? You see the dad shoes. Oh, yeah, very Seinfeld ish Yeah, I feel back. So yeah. Yeah He always wears he always he likes to wear things that don't bring attention to his body. Correct.

Because he's muscular, you know, if he's wearing a tight t-shirt. Muscular, and he wants to hide his tattoos. Yeah. No, he crushed it, man. He looks great. Absolutely crushed it. Looks great there.

I can't wait to watch it. Can't wait. Joe Rogan plays Dom in his Netflix special with the New York Times. Oh yeah, then you got some of the woke laugh. Being like, if anybody thought that special was funny, you're only supporting it because you want to be on a show. It's like, oh god, dude.

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Really? Other comics are talking shit? Why comics do that? Weird. They're not supportive. That's great. That's hilarious. Heavy lies the crown.

When you joe. Well, you're doing your job. You're supposed to be disturbing. You're supposed to shake the boat. You're supposed to shake things up as a comic, because if you're in the business of satire and comedy, so God bless you. When he's talking about Alex Jones,

he goes, Alex is right on a lot of things. Was way off on that one thing. But he's right on a lot of things, completely off on that one thing. No, it's funny. I can't wait to watch. I can't wait to watch. Probably the most controversial, I mean, not controversial just again, the comic being silly said Michelle Obama

has a dick. Hilarious. That's the strangest. And then he puts three things out, you know, he put three like flat earth and stuff. He goes, I don't believe it. He goes, I believe those other things. I don't think we went to the moon. I don't believe in, you know, the COVID-19. And then he goes, and he goes, but the one thing I don't believe is Michelle Obama has a dick. Yeah. It's funny. You want to harden the paint, man. Yeah, you should.

Make some waves. You should, you got to. What you don't want to do is have someone, you don't want to shoot a special, and nobody talks about it. That's right. You don't ruffle any feathers. It's not good.

No. It's not good. You want to go hard. Gotta go hard in the paint. Yeah. Yep. Gotta go hard. He hard in the paint yeah yeah gotta go hard he's always been that way rogan's always gone hard he's always fucking gone hard he's always done he goes hard on his pocket i don't get why people are like i guess new fans they're like what i'm like what have you been watching for the past 15 years your job is tell the truth as you see it

you did the part of the reason we laugh is because you're thinking it but you don't want to say it. You're thinking shit that you can't say at work you'll get fired but I say it for you. That's one thing. The second thing you can do is say shit that you never thought about but felt. It's like, ah, fuck, that's bad, makes sense.

Yeah, and exaggerate. And exaggerate. And he's gonna exaggerate his beliefs that ruffle your feathers, that's why he's doing it. When you got COVID, he's like, if I die from this, I talk so much shit. This is bad. Oh, there it is. So yeah.

And that's a real feeling that we all go, yeah, that's funny. No, I was proud of him. He fucking crushed it, man. Live, too. There's not too many comments that can do it live. Yeah. Joseph ready to go. That's nerve wracking.

Yeah, he takes the right kind of dude to do it. He's the guy for it. Yeah, that stuff doesn't bother him, you know No, so you had a show Saturday night had a show Saturday night the bourbon room, which I really love I don't know if you've been there on Hollywood Boulevard It's a great room man. God. It's such a great room It's a great where Sam Trippley shot a special I didn't say Sam's the one yeah about it I love always harping about I love it. It'd be a great place to put a show on periodically.

I think Sam does. Does he? He used to. Yeah, maybe. It's a really cool world. Before he's doing Comedy Chaos at the store, I know he was there. Just getting, you know, going to Hollywood Boulevard, I hate Hollywood so much. It's tough.

I hate it so much. Just for me to drive to Hollywood is like, I don't even know how to explain it. It's just, there's something about it. I get anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. I hear you. Right.

I just, I can't, I can't do it anymore. When I was younger, no problem. Now, just everything from the traffic to the way it looks, it hurts my eyes. Yeah. Even when we were driving to Anaheim, you know, my kiddos are small. They don't know. Like when we passed by the NBC building or the Warner brothers, they're like, oh my God, dad, that's NBC or CBS. My head, I'm like, yeah, your dad got his dreams wrecked there twice. But I don't say that. Dude, I spent, you know, I'm like, oh, dad pitched several shows

that they never picked up. That place is a hell hole. Sure. Sure. And Bugs Bunny doesn't live in that fucking tower. The number of times I've spent no Animaniacs you little bitches I've shot shows there I've auditioned for shows for the 30 years I was in LA so many things I've done there it's just like yeah I have great memory certain things I have great memory I can remember a ton of stuff but yeah some of it's triggering for sure some of it you're just like oof what's funny about you get older is I hadn't been in Hollywood in so long. I was coming back and there's a restaurant called Marino's, amazing restaurant on-

Dan Marino's? No, it's called Marino's. Old steakhouse. Yeah, but this is Marino's on Melrose. And Sal Marino, who is a genius, he's a genius chef. And that's his father's restaurant, his father died of cancer. He took it over. And I've known him, me and Rogan were going to his restaurant back in the day, 25 years ago, 20 years ago. And still there?

And he's got a new restaurant, he took over his dad's, but he is a, that's it right there. This dude is a true, true genius. It's Italian? Yeah, but I've known him 30 years, bro, and I just surprised him. I hadn't seen him in almost 10 years. You went in by yourself walked in and he just goes holy fuck and we just hugged We're two old guys now with gray hair and older kids nuts

And he opened a 40 dollars open a $40 bottle of wine a 40 I mean a 40 year old bottle of wine 40 40 year old and just fucking talk fuck that caught up and shit He fucked each other there is him him and Mario, his brother. That dude on the right. Oh, he's not that old. He doesn't look that old. No, now he's got gray hair. He's my age.

He's 58. Oh, that's not a curtain pick? No, but Sal is a guy who lives to cook. He's a true chef. He grows his own tomatoes. He's a fucking maniac. He's the original crazy genius chef, Marino's. If you ever want to go to the best restaurant,

that's his dad right there. Not to be confused with Dan Marino's if you ever want to go to the best restaurant that's his dad right there. Not to be confused with Dan Marino's steakhouse. Correct. They're out of business and wasn't the best service. I've been there twice. No his name is Salvatore Marino. Florida. Back there as a young as a young genius. Rogan used to talk about it we'd go there and eat shit he'd cook shit and we'd be like what the fuck is this? He was he's he's an OG he's the original. That's in Hollywood? Yeah, but it was just so cool to catch up with somebody I hadn't talked to in a long, long time,

and to see each other and go, look at us. Still alive. With our gray hair. With our gray hair. Still alive. And our teenagers, our screen agers. Yeah, that's cool, man. Yeah, pretty wild, pretty wild.

Now, I also, I've been watching the Olympics. I'm still boycotting it. You're still boycotting it? Did you watch the American win the 100 meter final? Bring up the picture of that. No, I saw it. Yeah. Now, what's interesting about him is he wins, right?

And then, but he had interviews where he was talking shit to the NBA. He goes, they call themselves the world champ they know real world champs yeah let me educate you dumbass so they are world champs because it's a worldwide sport it's a worldwide sport he's a silly goose though he if you actually hear him talk he's pretty I heard him talk yes I saw the clips on the interview this so here's how the NBA works it's not just for Americans it's a worldwide sport it just so happens to be that organization is in America, but there's Serbians on the team. There's Greek, there's fucking Africans. There's all sorts of people from all over the world. The reason I see more is because they're not the best.

So if you win the NBA championship, you're a world champion. It's the exact same thing as you're doing. I think he was trolling a little bit. I'm telling you, I watched it. It's a fun clip. He's cocky, but God is he. He's the fastest man on earth. That's the third fastest man to ever live. It's kind of weird. Crazy, right?

Now, he was trailing. He was last when it started, because he's actually a 200-meter racer, and he's going to win that too. But he starts getting his speed at about a hundred meters. So the Jamaican gentlemen, uh, he got him just, he beat him by, he beat him by the Jamaican five, five thousandths of a second. This is my theme with Olympics. We are so into it for one month.

Yeah. You've never talked about sprinting before this no There's something about the fast man on earth though. It draws all the crowds It filled the stadium and that's the highlight of the Olympics for some reason everybody wants to see the fast. Oh, I think Gymnastics, it's huge gymnastics and swimming might be no no no no no the tracks look it up to no. The track's actually the biggest still. Look it up, Jen. Track's the biggest. What gets the most views? The highlight is the fastest man and fastest woman. It just is. And I've never understood the, swimming's exciting

because the difference between first place and fourth place is two blinks of an eye. Gymnastics, yes. Yeah. There you go. Gymnastics is amazing. Yeah, gymnastics can beat track every time. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, but that's incredible. Gymnastics is amazing. Yeah. Gymnastics can beat track every time. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, but that's incredible

Gymnastics is incredible men and female but women are more exciting in some ways. Yeah, Simone Biles does shit That's like like part of it. She just gets she gets such air. She can do the craziest shit and she's 4'11 I mean, I've never seen I like it and clutch the whole world watching. She's like watch this watch this no flow How about I win a gold again? Did you watch did you actually watch her Do her like one of her events they were showing the crowd and they're showing like flavor flavor. He's sitting super close Snoop they're all super close and then they pan to her mom and dad No, so high up the father has binoculars.

That's weird. And I'm like, what is happening? I didn't see that part. You would think she'd get seats for her parents, but they put them up so high he had binoculars to see his daughter win. Damn. That's fucked up.

It was unreal. Damn, I didn't see that. And then you know what I always feel bad for? There's Simone Biles, but there's always that girl that's right under her that's almost just as good. But sometimes her time comes, there's's always that girl that's right under her that's almost just as good. But, bye. But sometimes her time comes. There's that 16 year old who's a beast.

In another four years, her time would come. Well, Katie Ledecky, people don't remember this. She started the Olympics at 15. The long distance swimmer? Yeah. She's the best ever. 15 years old. 15 years old.

She beats everybody by like a mile. But now she's, I mean she's much older now. But I mean she started, imagine going to the Olympics and you're like in your late 20s and the person next to you is 15. Yeah, and she wins gold. Yeah. Well, there's that track kid. He didn't obviously didn't play first, but he's 16. Set world records. He won the junior world title and then they put him in this and he wasn't supposed to place and then qualified. Oh. He's 16. His dad was with him the entire time. Like in the tunnels dad's like you ready? What? Quincy Wilson? Yes. Is he a sprinter? He runs man. Wow. Yeah dude it's exciting I have to say I've watched a lot of it. 16? The

decathlon. You know what the question I have to say I've watched a lot of it. 16? The decathlon. You know what the question I have about that though is? So do you guys remember, it was literally like a month ago, people of Paris were revolting and being like, we're taking dumps in the Seine River because it's so dirty. And now we have athletes swimming in it who are getting sick. That's because they clean it. Well, they cleaned up when the Olympics get there. Then we leave, it goes back to bullsh**. But they're still getting sick. So clearly that polluted water is not okay. Yeah, it's not okay. It's definitely not okay

Why are we allowing it? I don't know. Did you see what the the Even I tweet this out where it was, you know Male box competing female sports and they get super complicated it does you can go down a rabbit hole I didn't go down the can go down a rabbit hole dude. I did go down the rabbit hole. I went down the rabbit hole. What do you think? Cause this is interesting. This is what's tough.

What's tough is, so the reason the world championship organization in boxing didn't allow her to fight cause technically she was born a male. So technically she was assigned female at birth. She has, so she has Swyer syndrome, it looks like. So that would be, you can be born with a vagina and reproductive female organs, but have an XY chromosome. Yes.

And she has testes inside, right? That's what I read. That's a different thing. That can be an intersex thing. It doesn't appear to be that. But she was assigned female at birth, and she does have female. See this is where it's tough because I heard opposite. Because the reason the World Championship Federation

canceled her because she wasn't assigned female at birth. There's a lot of fake news. I don't know. This is the problem. All this is a problem. It's tough because I think the people on the right, yeah, I'm right, were so sensitive to men transition to beat up women, and that's not right.

This person didn't have the decision, but they're getting lumped into that toxic, horrible shit. It's a bummer. That's why I've been super, I've been super quiet about it because I believe- You weren't hurting the pain on Wednesday's podcast. You weren't quiet. Right, but I believe she's a female.

And I believe that she- I don't know. I don't know. I see things where it's not. Well, so they did say she was a signed female at birth. She's been a gal for her whole life. She is a woman. The issue is, if she has, there's a runner like this,

the African runner in the last Olympics, okay? And she has, she's intersex. Oh yeah. And what do you do? I don't know what to do. That's why I think, should they not be allowed to compete? Then also, so it's different because she's not taking hormones and trying to turn into a man, right?

She was born with it. And then if you're just talking about- Yeah, Kester Semon. Then if you're just talking about advantages you've had when you're born, well Michael Phelps was born with bigger lungs. He has 20% bigger lungs than the rest of the average. Look at Brittany Greiner. Brittany Greiner is clearly,

there's something going on there where it's definitely something more like intersex or whatever. I mean, so for me, I'm like- But it's weird because she's born like that, you know what I'm saying? And they're like, well, she has a competitive advantage. I know, but she didn't take anything to get that advantage.

Also, if you want to talk about competitive advantage you're born with and you start banning people, do you see, hold on, do you want to test the testosterone levels as Tyree Kill? You don't think his testosterone's twice as high as most fucking people on that field because he's born with that? So it's just like competitive Vans born with it.

That's a, see that's an intersex woman right there. She was an 800 meter runner. And you know, you know, it's that, but she was born with reproductive, female reproductive parts. I don't know what you do, it's super complicated. But the problem is, is the right right like look they're doing again which we all thought they're like look it's a male that couldn't hang as the

male boxers being female and you're like oh but because we're so triggered right we see the left push of that agenda like oh hell no right and you fight back on that and this poor girl's like no hold on I'm not that and also I'm not gonna want into that have some like winning career. She's this is recent. She's coming in her own so you know I I It's complicated. I Yeah, I don't think it helps to make fun of her and I don't think it helps to say that you're trans cuz she's not So yeah, man. Yeah, it's complicated, dude. It's complicated.

Yeah, I don't know what you do with it. Well, in some cases, intersex people are not allowed to compete. So, Castor Seminar was not allowed to compete. She wasn't allowed to compete in the World Champions. That's not fair either, is it? It's not. Because if their passion, and they're like,

hold on, I was born like that, what the fuck you want me to do? I don't know what you do. I actually don't know. Also, no one's taken her blood level. Like, we don't know where testosterone's at. She won't give, she won't do it. She don't know what you do. I actually don't know. No one's taken her blood level. Like we don't know where testosterone's at. She won't give, she won't do it. She won't agree to the tests.

That's trouble. Oh, no, it's complicated. And here's the thing. That's about my pay grade. I'm a moron. I don't know. All I know, all I guarantee though, if my daughter was boxing in the Olympics and she beat her ass, I would

be furious. Furious. Well, you can see that Castor Semina, Castor Semina decided to be a boxer instead of a runner. It'd be a problem for a lot of women. You can see how she's built, you know? Yeah. Track, I don't care about, no one's getting hurt.

There's no, you know, like you're not getting punched in the face. Yeah. Okay. Well, hey, okay. Hey, hey, no, hey, go you're not getting punched in the face. Yeah. Okay. Well, hey, okay. Hey, hey, no, hey, go race against homeboy who hates the NBA. Do that. It's a tough one. But that one's not, you know what you're doing.

But, but, but, but she's, she's a woman. She's just intersex. She has that, that condition. What's intersex. Intersex is when you have gonads that are the inside of your body. And they produce testosterone. Yeah, okay She has male characteristics, but female genitalia. It's fucking tough, man. Yeah, you racing against the dudes But then that's a disadvantage too cuz she's in the middle

It's tough or do you give her testosterone to match the rest of the males? No Cuz what you can't do is she has such a significant advantage over the women The males, because what you can't do is she has such a significant advantage over the women. That's just not fair. She can dominate. With the males, you ain't going to dominate because you don't have the same sense of control. It's a real problem in the sport.

It's a real problem. Hey. Hey. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Hey, bro. Okay.

Okay. Hey, no. I know. No, no, no. It's been a thing. It's been a thing. It says intersex is a general term for people born with sex traits that don't fit the binary medical definitions of male or female these traits can include chromosomes Genitalia or reproductive systems intersex traits can be present at birth during childhood or later in adulthood or sometimes never

It's a thing man. I don't know what you do. I don't need it's super car. Okay, but I'm against women that transition I'm against women or men that transition the women compete against natural-born women biological That's all I give a fuck about this a way above my pay grade sounds super complicated Not a side you like me probably lean on allowing them to compete for the most now, right? No, I don't you don't no No, no, not against other feet like female. No, I don't. You don't? No, no, no. Not against other, like, female. No, I don't. When Jin keeps bringing up these pictures. I just, these are all mine.

It's a beautiful suit. And then someone had that female boxer. It's so humiliating. Chilling, like, getting ready for a fight, just like this. Just like a dude, and you're like, oh man, some girl's about to get her ass whacked. Yeah.

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The problem is she got lumped into this horrible, you know, toxic conversation going on in America. So the backlash. But then what to add to it is that whole, you know, Last Supper, trans thing. So you make that with it. It's the perfect shit story. There was a pastor who said, I'm an awful. No, no, this pastor said the greatest thing about that Last Supper thing.

Pastor said, but that's, pagans are going to pagan. He said, if you're a Christian, that mockery comes with being a Christian. He's like, they took Jesus Christ and they literally put a crown of thorns on his head and made him carry, put a sign over him that said King of the Jews. It was that they made him wear purple robes. They tortured him. They were like it was the ultimate ultimate mockery oh you're the king put a crown of thorns on him so mockery mockery comes with the territory and he's like the you know you get stronger as a result it's not that of course they mock yeah i don't know like i said push over it was wild the way he said it it just it just galized more Christians. Yeah, I don't know. What were you gonna say?

You do that to any other religion and they're setting that fucking place on fire. Christians like, ah, it's just what they do. No, Christians pray for you, forgive you, and love is the answer. And that's why it endures. That's why it's so strong. Well, that's why they keep doing it.

But it's also why it endures, no matter what you do. No matter what you do, it seems to endure. They take Jesus Christ, put him up on a cross, mock him, kill him, torture him, and what happens? He becomes a martyr and an entire religion is mourned. Sure. That's the strength of Christianity. Turn the other cheek. Turn the other cheek.

Love your enemy. Pray for your enemy, holy fuck. That's radical. That's a radical and powerful thing to do. Forgiveness and praying and loving your enemy, holy fuck, that's radical. That's a radical and powerful thing to do. Forgiveness and praying and loving your enemy, okay. Tough, hardest thing in the world. At some point you gotta put your foot down, hey, we said, Margaret is fine, this, Jesus Christ,

what are we doing, literally, Jesus Christ, what are you doing? You have that fat lady who pretends it's last supper, known damn well she's had way more than last supper, what are we doing? Listen. You have all these trends and shit? And so it goes.

And we just take it. But it'll always be that way. And so it goes. Yeah, because we're the only one that believes that, you know? No, it's just, it's part of being, it's part of the experience, Bubba. Yeah. What can you do? I mean, there's not much you can do. Well, what it did is it caused a lot of Christians to go into the street and sing and galvanized a whole bunch of Christians. Oh, that'll fix it. But in a way, it's an act of defiance. Oh, Christians to go into the street and sing and galvanized a whole bunch of Christians. Oh, that'll fix it.

But in a way, it's an act of defiance and much stronger and societies that do that over societies that blow themselves up seem to be doing better, don't they? You know what I'm saying? So, you can make that argument. Yeah, I don't know. You can make that argument. Yeah, I don't know if singing would do it. I heard a priest say- I mean, there were companies that are Christian based that polled funding.

That's how you do it. I went to... That's how you affect the bottom line. Yes, yes. But I went to church in Florida. And I go to the students' home. I went to church in Florida. My wife's family goes to church every Sunday.

And so I went there and the pastor said something really, really cool. He said, they were talking about, you know, there was this thing with Christians being, you know, mocked and stuff, and he said, hey guys, I got news for you. God doesn't need you, your prayers. I mean, in other words, God doesn't need, God's got this. In other words, He doesn't need you to defend Him. He's got this. Now it's good that you pray and you do a good thing, but He's got it.

He doesn't need you. It was kind of an interesting thing. It's like, yeah, okay. Doesn't need your help. It's one way to deal with it. Yeah. Yeah. So, I thought that was interesting though. I thought that pastor kind of put it in. God got to us like, cool. Now I don't need to keep making donations showing up every Sunday.

Wouldn't it be funny if I just pulled my shirt open and I just had a huge tattoo cross my chest and I was like, Russell Brand, 2.0. I'd be more surprised by that than if it was a big cock. Yeah. If you don't think I've been dissecting, just watching freeze framing on these. Oh, Walter. Oh no, the pole vault. He's got that. I appreciated that. But if you're going to fail. That's the way to fail.

I bet he's gonna get sponsorship from somebody, right? I mean, your whole life you've dedicated jumping on the pole. Joy mode. Massive on gold. Yeah, joy mode could do it. By the way, this didn't cost him gold. I think just actually this was the lower thing and he didn't even make it to the prelims or something.

Boom big dick. Big floppy floppy dick hits the pole. That's awesome. Oh, save that. That one's so awkward. We'll get to in the current events. Okay. Um, yeah, save that. Um, but that pole vault, they're probably best

thing that could happen to them. Cause we've never talked about pole vaulting on here. Right? Even though it's the Olympics and every four years we like to pretend, especially you, you're into sprinting and all this shit, right? And all entertaining. Well, I'm into competition. Sure. And, and your whole life depends on 10 seconds. That's, that's bad ass. Right? So every little detail, preparing for that, like swimming or every little detail makes a difference.

Sure. So does UFC fighting every Saturday. So Corey Sanahagan, he didn't make the adjustments he lost, his career, it's different forever. We'll get to that, yeah. That's everything, right? Yeah. But no, but that's why you watched the Olympics. It's really, really, it's, it's, what do you mean yes and no? The competition is so severe. You watch because it's a competitive, it's, it's so competitive that every detail, every decision you make, everything has massive consequences. Again, the difference between first place and fourth place in swimming is two blinks of an eye. But every Saturday, Sunday, all professional sports are that.

So if every four years you're getting excited about a guy running and you're like, it's the competition, you can get that every Saturday. You can make mistakes though in a 25 minute fight and recover from, you can't make any mistakes in a 10 second race, right? That's why I don't know. I don't know if you can say that. You're saying that in football and because it's longer. Yeah, you can adjust and you can still win, come back. I think 10 seconds or a swim that's a minute or less.

So are you more impressed with the guy that runs for 10 seconds or the five that fought for 25 minutes? That's not a question I entertain. I'm just impressed with both. To see that you just entertained it. Yeah. I just like it. Yeah. But I just like watching it. That see, that, you just entertained it. Yeah, I just like it. Yeah.

But I just like watching it. That's why it intrigues me. The Olympics is fun because it's competitive, because it's competition at its highest level. Sure. And I love that. And everybody, now, even like I make fun of things like the shot put, the hammer throw, but again, it's the same thing. The high jump, it's a tough thing, but that's what you specialize in all the time.

And everything. Well, you'll watch it because you know it's the very best that we have to offer. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. But you wouldn't watch it as just a regular comp, like you wouldn't just watch a regular track meet. No.

You know, because they're not the best. No. The only reason to watch it is because they're the absolute best in the world. Yeah. You're trying to see what the girls look like. I like, I like, there's a reason football players, baseball players, basketball players make more money more people watch it

It's more intriguing over a long period of time It's just something about it when you see someone say tougher to do when you I Don't know about that interesting running for 10 seconds or running a route to be the best in the world at it No, to be well, hold on those NFL receivers. You're watching you think they're not the best in the world Yeah, but but to be the fastest man in the world at it? No. Well, hold on. Those NFL receivers you're watching, you think they're not the best in the world? Yeah, but to be the fastest man in the world requires everything from you. Now you've got to have the physical stuff too, but it just requires everything. So I don't know that they train less. I don't know that they think about it less. So for example- No, you're missing the point. It's not training less. They have less factors to worry about. Right? So if you're, if you're running, catching

a ball, you're competing against another individual defending you from achieving that. And then the timing of the ball and you catch it, it's all in sync. Right? We can go down this rabbit hole with different sports, but you could say like gymnastics, you're fighting yourself, like Dominic, you know, Simone Biles, that's exactly what I'm saying. Simone Biles said I's exactly what I'm saying. Simone Biles said I'm always competing against myself. Exactly. Yeah.

There's nobody else out there. Yeah, but it still doesn't mean it's less hard. It just doesn't. No, I think it's different. Yeah, it's different. It's different. Like you're still fighting yourself. I think they're different.

You're still... When something's so precise, like figure skating's one of the reasons I like watching, or gymnastics, one little miscalculation, one mistake, and again, it's the difference in going home and going with gold. So it's so delicate. But at least it's on you. You know what I'm saying? So if you've been training and you're in the Olympics for figure skating and you fall down,

that's on you. If that receiver in the NFL doesn't catch the ball, sometimes it's not on you. Sometimes that world-class cornerback made a play. Different sport, different sport. Yeah. Different sport. I mean, it's all different, but it doesn't mean one is less than the other.

They're both fun to watch. The Olympics is there, like I don't think you could have swimming. If you had swimming every Sunday, nobody's watching swimming every Sunday. No one's watching anything they do. Yeah. And that's why in the Olympics-

That's why it's once every four years. Which is why, like, when you choose to be the best backstroker or the best hammer thrower, man, that's a risk in a way. It's a comp- like, because there's a very good chance you'll do that and you'll never place anywhere. And it's like- Yeah, but it pays for their college. Does it though?

How do they make money? How do these guys make money nil deals in college now? But then also they're they're competing worldwide all throughout the year. So so you guys only watch it every four Years, they're competing way before that the world championships National championships locally how do they make money though? Are they sponsors sponsors? But only a few, you know? I was gonna say, if you're a swimmer, you got one sponsor in the game, Speedo, right? Like, you're basically naked.

I don't know, man, it's tough. Paid, phew, not a lot, right? They're not paid to compete. You gotta have a second job, you gotta have another job. Oh yeah, the number one swimmer, the male swimmer, he's, I was watching the behind-the-scenes on him He had like a job like my brother. He's like doing computer fucking Programming and then would get done with that. He had like a zoom call

Then he went and swam came back Home Depot hires a lot of those athletes. It's like yes Yeah, and then think how much the Olympics makes and y'all want to shit on Dana White for that pain is athletes Bobby Finky Yeah, Bobby Finky he's like a computer programmers. Yeah. Yeah, and his wife is Olympic medalist, too Thanks for playing. I got swim practice today. That's that's a lot, you know, I Yeah Table tennis that was pretty lot. You know, I Yeah Table tennis that was pretty wild. You watch that ping-pong shit But again, it's like

No, man. No, I didn't watch that. That's fun. I watched umar verse Cory Sandahagan now. Let's get into that Yeah, can we let's get into the real sport? I'd steward. All right, don't say real sport. They're all sports Let's get into that. I watched I can't watch Tony Ferguson lose anymore. I just can't do it And I'm not even get beat up this one. Yeah, this is you got choked out. Thank you I'll tell you what they so would you never watch Tony fight again? Never hold on now. Let me put you on this never say never So Tony Ferguson legend, right? He's done a lot for the UFC. A lot.

What if you found out in December, because they need to give him the proper send off. The proper send off can't be in Abu Dhabi and he puts one glove down because they didn't know if it was his last fight. You got to give them the red carpet treatment. You need the video montage, you need everything. You ready for this?

Yeah. Everybody knows it's both their last fights. There's a video montage lined up for both gentlemen. It's the third fight on the main card at UFC 309 or whatever, November, December. You do, and we know it's his last one. He's agreed to it, the cellular fighters agreed to it. And there's a double montage, the fans are gonna be stoked. And we're gonna make money and we get views off this tell me if you'd watch this, okay

Hold on. Tell me you're gonna watch this Tony Ferguson Nick Diaz I was gonna Nick Diaz Nick not me No, no Nick cuz you remember Nick was scheduled to fight Vicente Luque fucked up. What are we doing? But Nick we know he only probably has one left Tony we need to send him off the right way he's neither is gonna get royally beat the fuck up or it's fight of the year I like the way you're thinking I think you can't send him off like this in Abu Dhabi no you owe it to him to get if he wants to do one more you do it the proper way we need a video montage I

feel like Nick is a lot bigger and Nick is a puncher. What do you mean puncher like knockout artists? There's a volume puncher. Yeah, volume puncher. Yeah, it's saved. I want to see Tony get punched in the face anymore. I like it. I like where you're thinking. I like what you're saying. I like what you're saying because I want to give Nick a great send off. Yeah, you're not gonna give them fucking Sean Brady or some fucking heavy handed hitter. Get give you know exactly. going to give them fucking Sean Brady or some fucking heavy handed hitter. Get, give you, you know, exactly.

So you give them another vet legend, Nick Diaz, the video montage lined up. No, no, no. Take Nate out of it. You give Nick Diaz. What kind of sent off to be given Nate Diaz? He left and he's doing his own thing. If he comes back, they give it to him, but he's, he's, he's fought Jake Paul. So, but he's making

money he's just fought Jorge taking it out of it Nick was scheduled to fight dude Vicente Luque so we know they offered him a fight he couldn't make it for whatever reason I like it I like what you're saying you give him special gloves for two legends come up with a cool color maybe a purple maybe a green a one-time thing you give him a video montage you know I know the entire fan base knows this is it you're never gonna see either of them again we do a dope lead up to it the shit talking to be great I like it three rounds I like it you give them the bonus around pay him a special fee yeah and you put it it's not coming event get out of here with that you can make it main event on a fight night but I think

they deserve three rounds they're placed third on the card placement so it know, I like fights in my third fights always tasty coming event main event. Yeah, you're good. You're good at this You're good business. I do I like that who wouldn't watch it. I would All right. Now, what do you think is more views? Tony verse Michael Chiesa in the middle afternoon or or fucking Nick Diaz verse Vicente Luque and he gets his head kicked off No one wants to see that or does Tony Nick? The fan favorites we can sell that daddy special gloves last fight retirement fight Yeah, give him extra about 500 K. Yes tag team Brendan Chob in there. Yeah, I'm down for that

Tag me and dude tag me in there. Yep. Wouldn't that for that. Tag team him in there. Tag me in, dude. Tag me in there. Yep. Wouldn't that be cool? Yeah, it would. See, so never say never. Never say never. Figuera and Cheeto, that was, I thought the fight was very good.

Hell yeah, it was good. And I thought Cheeto started getting his rhythm in by the third round, but he's- That needs to be a five round fight for Cheeto. Slow starter, yeah. It's a bummer because if he's not the main event, they give him three rounds but he's... That needs to be a five round fight for Chido. Slow starter, yeah. It's a bummer because if he's not the main event they give him three rounds and he's a slow starter so he always loses the first second round.

Five rounds I think he beats Figueredo. Me too. Me too. He started putting his hands on his face more. Start to have success. I think Figueredo won that with those takedowns. He just was pressing the action and just taking them down. He also dropped them in the third round.

That's right. That's right. He dropped them. Because it was 1-1 going to pressing the action and just dropped them. That's right. That's right. Right. Cause it was one one going to the third and he dropped them. That put the nail in the coffin. That's right. I forgot about that. That was the first time ever he's been dropped. So I was like, Oh, unless Cheeto answers back, he never got the opportunity. And then bullet look good. Do you like that kid? I love him. He's, he's, uh, he's very, very, he he's he's very unorthodox He reminds me almost a little bit of jeery like he's just he's just jumping around hitting wild stuff under watch

It's been fighting forever. He's got one fucking eye. He's giant. He's got the big You know, that's why I can't fight in America. Everyone thinks it's cuz his ties like political like comes out It's not it's cuz the Commission won't sanction him to fight in America because he has one eye. He's also got the biggest head on the planet. He looks like a giant. With that red mop, it just, he looks like, you know, Like you'd see him in an Irish forest. He's the hormone monster.

He's the guy you'd see in an Irish forest. He's the hormone monster from Big Mouth. Bring it up, Jen. Hormone monster, Big Mouth, but he has red hair. He's just awesome. And- You gotta be, see, I think he just has to be a fan favorite. He's awesome. You know, like, there he is. Oh my god.

There he is. There he is. That's great. That's him right there. Yeah, 100%. There you go. He's a beast. He's been fighting forever, and he's so rugged.

He's so fucking rugged. But he can't wrestle. Huge hole in his game. I was impressed with him. So there's so rugged. He's so fucking rugged. But he can't wrestle. He's huge hole in his game. I was impressed with him, but he kept, he kept the, uh, he did a good job neutralizing some wrestling with, with what's his name. And that guy's pretty tough. Had his back at one point, kept him from doing it. So he's, he's harder to, to submit. I'd say, uh, the guy, that's his name?

Yeah, Mikel Olijcic, I think. Yeah. Who's got no muscle tone. One of those guys who you just don't judge about. Yeah, the UFC just has to be careful of their match. I think you just need to let him do his thing. He's the fun stand up guy with one eye, looks like a pirate. Yes.

You give him the fun matchups, but as far as him like top five, not happening. It's not happening because he just can't deal with the wrestling. Yeah. No, you get annihilated. Plus you got to say also I mean one eye is hard. That's a whole blind spot. Yeah that's why the American Commission goes, nah man. You have one eye. Yeah. He needs to call Bisping like how'd you do it dude? Bisping was fighting with one eye winning World Championship. He's very very big and a lot of these guys are big but he's

big big like tall. You know what Bo Nicol do to him? Be a big problem. The biggest problem. He has one eye and can't wrestle, dude. Now, do we know he can't wrestle? How much wrestling is he doing? You got to watch all his fights.

Yeah. It's a problem. He's a huge hole in his game. But again, all good, man. You just have him do his thing. Yeah. Yeah. But again, all good, man. You just have him do his thing. Yeah. Yeah. He's out here winning. He's out here. So you just keep him you keep him as you're entertaining badass who's who do bad. He's a BMF guy. One eye. Give him the right matchup. I like it. Kevin Hollen. Check it out everybody.

You know what I'm saying? Give him that type of thing. Yep. Shouldn't he be allowed to though if he's going to come for it and be like, I know this is a disadvantage and I'll take whatever comes with it? It's not the way the commission works. They take liability. So say he gets head kicked, knocked out and dies and he gets kicked in the eye that he

doesn't have, they're on the hook for it. Oh. It's insurance. Don't look, don't look, but what do you think his first sport was? Soccer. Football. Soccer. Is that what they're saying?

Okay. Yeah. You thought you had me, right? Yeah. American football. He definitely wasn't playing American football. He got kicked off the team after an argument. Yeah, soccer. He's good footwork

Good athlete Tough fuck and then there's that controversy. I think we might have talked about it here or maybe shop show which one the shopping mall Oh, yeah, some guy like showed affection towards his girl. He beat up a guy who would you can't do in that? It's frowned upon out there. Yeah. Oh, you can't beat people up because they can't. No, no, beating up was someone was kissing his girlfriend. Kissing. And then he took offense to it, and they fought. Did you ever, when you were training,

was there ever a culture of people from a certain part of the world that felt the strongest, that were just more rugged? Yeah, American. American. Yeah, any other stupid fucking questions, communist is that true yeah Americans tough as I've ever gone against what else you got man hey I'll just I'll just ask and I thought maybe American maybe Russian I don't know yeah only against Russians

all the time no Americans felt the hardest oh yeah Japanese Russian sure Ishii bronze medal winner cool Americans did stuff as they come American wrestlers by far not even close Yeah, tough guys by far to deal they can grind Yeah, man Just asking questions, dude Just asking questions why man like just white good old white guy Americans from the Midwest who wrestled? White or black tough as fuck Americans. Okay take it easy bro I'm just I was just asking a question in the air.

Yeah. I'm just I'm just saying. Yeah. Is it safe to say you didn't go against any big Dagestanis? I did. Okay. Hey Russians all the time. Yeah?

Wrestled with the Russian team in Montreal. Yeah. At GSB yeah. You know who's tougher? Mary. Okay. Hey, I'm just asking, I'm just asking questions in the air. I'm a patriot, relax.

Yeah, I don't know if you are. No, no, I am. I am, bro. I'm just, I'm literally just saying. I'm throwing a thing. Hey, hold on, let me clear this up. Let me ask you something. Yeah.

Who would win out of Sugar Marab? Sugar. Okay. Sugar Umar. I got sugar. You sure? Let's have a conversation about that. Do you have a little doubt in your voice?

No, I'm saying sugar. I can break it down for you. Let me reframe this. How stoked are you gonna be when our American loses to Umar or Marab? How big of a party are you going to have? I'm not going to have a party, dude. I'm going to be sad. Now hold on.

Let's go to that for a sec. You know what Bo Niko will do to Hamzah, dude? Well, I don't know. I do. We've got to see because Hamzah. Hamzah what? Hamzah can't even make the fucking walk to the octagon you fucking communist.

Homsot what Brian? Homsot got some hands. Oh does he? What fight? Gilbert Burns that he got beat up in you fucking communist? Homsot got some hands. Oh which fight? Got some wrestling too.

Which fight? I mean, who's more? Which one? You talking about the welterweight that he beat up that doesn't have knees? I'm just saying. Usman. Catch our boy when he's in his prime. Let me know how it goes. You beat our boy Usman when he had one fucking knee. I'm just talking out loud, bro. You got me against the wall right now. No, you're one of those daggy not how no no no no you're daggy not well well Well now now let's talk about the sand have we covered all the fights no not yet No go to Sandahagan is that the last one or was there a fight before that? No, that's it go to Sandahagan

You miss Mackenzie during whatever yeah Yeah, the the Sandhagen Umar Nermen gov, who I've been talking about for a while, telling you he's, he's going to be the biggest problem in 35. Yeah. Hold on. Everyone's saying that. Oh, cool. Right.

Sorry. Click. Sorry. It's going to be the biggest problem. Yeah. And I think Corey Sanhagen fought the best fight he's ever fought. He did incredible.

I mean, he did an amazing job. He had done some things better. Well, in terms of stuffing those takedowns, getting out of the standing up right away, neutralizing the wrestling for the most part. But I think Umar got it done and put his hands on his face more. Because remember Umar was a fighter, a striker before he was a wrestler. Yes. Which I was surprised to see.

But when you're in Khabib's camp, you're going to do a lot of wrestling. So, I think, I would have said that Umar is gonna be the champion no matter what, but he's got his hands full of sugar. And I think sugar, if sugar can stop the takedown, now he's got to deal with sugar's hands. And it's gonna be- Umar has hands too though, doesn't he? He's got great hands, he's got great feet too. He outstruck Corey. he's got great feet too. He outstruck Corey. Great hands, got great feet.

There's a problem, Corey's a fuckin' savage on feet. He outstruck Corey. Savage. See, I much prefer Corey and Sugar to fight. That's a great fight. Oh my god. That is such a delight, but you don't like it because there's no daggies, huh?

No, no, no. You communist piece of shit. No, hold on, hold on. The biggest threat to Sugar huh? No, no, no. You communist piece of shit. No, hold on, hold on. The biggest threat to Sugar is Umar, not Marab. Yep, there you go. Not Marab. But I want to see, there's a chance you'd see Marab-Umar fight. Well, according to Dana, he said Umar gets the next title shot, which I don't agree with. He only has one win in the top 15. I know he beat number three, but you're gonna go from on ranked to number three He looks so good. Did he? You look pretty good. You didn't get a finish. He beat Corey Sanhagen So you just beat one guy and then you get a title shot? Sanhagen is what number three? Number two

Yeah, yeah, do you see what Marab had to walk through to get to a title shot? I understand. You know what Sugar had to walk through? You know what fucking Aljo had to walk through? You know what Peter Young had to walk through? You still need number two. Decisively. Also with the fan base, like don't you want to introduce them? Like have them take out Henry Cejudo.

Have them take out Figuerito. Henry's already been taken out by Marab. Henry's on the verge of retirement, probably retired. We need him to fight a big name. Fight Figueredo. You're talking about, you want Umar to fight? He has to fight, to me, it does not matter. He needs one more fight? Yes. But who? Figueredo, he's just won three.

He just beat a former world champion Cheeto. He beat Rob Font. He beat Cody Garbrand. I know how that goes with Figueredo. I'm not interested in that fight. I know how that goes. How's he go? Figurito to fight. Figurito, he used to fight at 125, yes?

World champion. Yeah, now he's got to fight Umar. It's a bad idea. He just beat Cheeto. Wrestling's no good here. He's just beat Cheeto. He's not a wrestler. Yeah, I know, but he gets.

He's world class submissions. Umar, Umar, that would be, Umar has to fight. I'm interested in Umar fighting. Marab, I'm interested in him fighting. Sugar, I'm interested in him fighting. There's not a big case study. I disagree. Give me the 35 pound ranking for a second.

You're not interested, how about him versus Peter Young? Is that not a fun fight? You gotta walk through fire to get a title shot. It's a fun fight. It's a fun fight. And I think Peter Jan's been robbed a little bit, or at least the decision could have gone the other way. You think?

Yeah, I love Peter Jan. I think though Umar is Peter Jan, but better. So. Oh, his striking size gives Jan's. Yeah, it as long as he's yawning? Yeah, it's so good. You said 135? Yeah. There we are.

Okay. We've got O'Malley. God, that's a stacked weight class. Marab. Sanhagen. I'll entertain Peter Yahn. I like that. Peter Yahn's beast.

Because Figurito is going gonna go up to four. I assume they put your boy, the Dagestani at two. So turn around now. And Peter Jansz stays at three. I just think even if they rank him two, he has to fight number three. We just don't have big enough case study yet to give him a fucking title shot. Also most fans aren't familiar with him.

So you have him as your champ and then the audience gets to give him a fucking title shot. Also most fans aren't familiar with him So you have him as your champ and the audience gets to know him what when he's Defending his title. It's terrible idea. But yeah now and you see cares about no one else to fight him He beat the number two guy You only go up from there when marab and o'malley fight We want to see if this was a fluke or the real thing. We all know it's the real thing. Umar, Umar's got to get next in line. It's the way it goes.

It's not. I'd like to see him fight Peter Young, but people complain when Alex got a front row pass at fast pass to when you, when you go from 10 to two and you beat number two like that, you know, I mean, you give them, okay. Then what do you do with figurino? From 10 to two and you beat number two like that. You know, I mean, you give them. Okay. Then what do you do with figurino? He's built Rob font.

He bill, he just beat Cheeto Varan before they beat Cody Garbant, former champ. He fights Peter Young. That's what happens. He's had a way tougher route, way tougher route. I'm sorry about the route. But you know why they're doing it, right? No. Oh, it's politics.

They're doing it. They're doing it because the ceiling in America is, we can't get any bigger. They've done everything they can in America. Oh, they want to go to Russia? All their growth is international. All their growth is international. So you have these guys.

Muslim. You got, you have the, you know. Have you seen the Abu Dhabi cards? They're insane. Yes. But you know what? And then you see the fight night this weekend? Dhabi cards? You're insane. Yes, but you know what? This weekend. Yeah, it's gonna be insane. No, it's fucking terrible No, I'm saying I'm saying the one the three whatever the one in Abu Dhabi is gonna be 308 is wild

I mean, it's gonna be fucking with her Homs. I hopefully Homs not makes the fucking walk this time if he doesn't I think his career Is fucking over. It's gonna be that UFC's him like, all right, we're out. All right, enough, you're unreliable. He's gotta make that work. You miss weight, you miss fights. Yeah. You keep talking about fucking long COVID every other fucking interview. De'Kor is fighting in Holloway, right?

Yeah. Damn. Damn. Wow. Cyril Gonn, Alex Volkov, you should get it done again. Boring. How about your boy, uh, Ankaliyev? Yeah, I wanna't see this well

He's fighting rat kick Racket is a striker isn't he coming off a loss? Yeah, right. He's a very good striker sure coming off a loss though and alive Thought he's gonna fight for the world title Yeah, that's what happens but When they want to keep you. True. Where you are. You realize how good the guys at the top are with all this competition. You realize how fucking good Izzy Adesanya is, etc.

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Also, how many people watch Cory Sanhagan also Cory Sanhagan in a household name? No, we know because we like to sport. Most people are like, wait, what? He, booty fight? I think, but Corey fought a great fight. I thought he did as well as he could in his wrestling, his ability to neutralize that wrestling, which I thought was going to be such a problem. Towards the end. And he said, he's just, he's just so good.

He's good. It's like, he's just fucking so good. I don't think he can be, uh, Umar in a decision. I think he's just too good. I think you have He's like, he's just fucking so good. I don't think he can be Umar in a decision. I think he's just too good. I think you have to go for a broke, flying knees, go for some power shots. You're gonna get taken down. So that's what you're saying with, yeah.

You have to, you can't sit back and try to win rounds. He's banking rounds. You gotta try, you gotta go for the knockout. Also, the other thing about Umar too is, I don't know, again, we haven't seen him in major fights. What's his cardio like when he's pushed? Umar?

Yeah. I guarantee it's off the charts. We don't know. Well, you do know because he trains in that camp with Khabib. He's not getting tired. Those guys are insane. You never see those guys get tired. You never see them get tired.

I know why you're looking up and I want you to stop looking up. I know why you're looking up, and I want you to stop looking up. I know why you're looking up. I don't like it. I don't like it, and I'm not gonna entertain it, and I know exactly what you're thinking, and I don't approve, and I want you to stop doing that. It's the mountains they train in. It's the mountains they train in.

They don't get tired because they train in AKA, and they crush themselves. When was the last time Umar could be at AKA? They spend time in the mountains, dude, and they work out like crazy. What are you trying to say? I'm not saying anything. You think every Dagestani has great cardio? I think that they train on a level that is, it's punishing.

That's different. Punishing. I think they- More punishing than Bo Nickel or the American- Bo Nickel's not a good example. Why? Because those wrestlers are insane. They're just insane.

So all wrestlers, cardio's insane, is what you're saying? I think those Dagestanis- Because y'all Ramero was a wrestler. Those Dagestanis have it down to a science. That's something mouse, right? And they do a chin do me a favor bring up how many gold medals daggy dagestanis won in the Olympics In this year all time. I think they'd go under Russia wouldn't they sure put under Russia Just last last last Olympics summer Olympics

That's of all time. You can just do this. So we're talking about wrestling, right? And you brought up everything. So that's not gonna help us, right? So that's very frustrating. You're right about that. So do this, Jim.

In wrestling. That's very frustrating. Do how many gold medals, who has the most gold medals by country? I don't know what you're getting at here, man. I don't know what you're getting at, but I need to know. Look, you said they have some secret science with the wrestling program.

I'm saying the way they train. You know, what I'm trying to do is bring you down to fucking Earth, you communist, and show you that Americans have better wrestling. On the world level. On the world level? Yep. Americans have some great wrestlers.

Oh, weird. Oh, weird. So, hold on here. We have 26 more gold Japan's number two Okay, well hold on but if Dagestan which was we're including in Russia has some secret sauce We don't know about no I I are You're not on the you're you like to be but you're not on the cabib you're not on the goat cabib train No, no, no, and I think that's fair on the Khabib, you're not on the goat Khabib train. No, no. Level of doubt. And I think that's fair. Um, but you're not even on the, you're not even on the Dagestani train. Not at all, but real quick here, you kept saying Russians had some secret saucing training that their cardio's so good,

yet we dominate in wrestling as Americans. I think Khabib's camp has a culture. You're talking about the one that got rated for terrorist ties? That one? Now hold on. That's his school. That's right. There was this two student there, but that camp, there's a, there's a work ethic in Khabib's camp.

That sets them apart. Yes. That, that I think the, what is demanded of them, the strict adherence to training and living clean is what I would say is the edge. Do you think that's only at his camp? I think that you're going to get, you're going to be held to a very high standard or fall off in that camp.

And I think if you're going to be, uh, if you want to be a champion, if you wanted to be a champion, going to KB school, going to that camp is a good idea. Better than most. Why? Because you're going to get that wrestling thing squared away. You're going to be able to control somebody's body and put them on their back or take their back better than otherwise.

That's what I would say. Unless you've got a pedigree like Bo Nickel. But if you don't, you're going to learn some wrestling with those guys. You're going to, you're going to, you're going to, your grappling is going to be off the charts. You, you, you're stroking your beard right now and it's making me a little angry. I don't know. I don't know what you're getting at here. I'm just, I'm just listening to your love for this Dagestan camp. I'm just saying. They're the only camp in the world that has this.

You gotta give credit where it's due. Watch this. Ready? Khabib champion. Islam Makhtarov champion. Usmar. Umar. Umar for god's sake.

Umar. No, Usman Nurmagomedov Umar for god's sake. Umar. No, Usman Nermakhamadov out of a Bellator champion. Coming over the UFC, big problem at 55, big problem. Dude, these Dagestan's huge, bro. You understand? Yes, huge problem. You got Marab, big problem. Big problem. He's not from there. No, he's, I think he's... He's out of New Jersey. Yeah, but isn't Marab ultimately Dagestani? He's Georgian. Georgian. But he also trains in New Jersey.

Okay. New Jersey. Yes. But so I'm sorry. So then, then we got Umar. You've said him twice. Yeah. So you've got some, you've got some, you've got some, you've got some killer

Dagestanis and they're all contenders. And by the way, and then we can talk about Uncle Iaf, who's also Dagestani. And we can talk about is, have who's also Dagestani and we can talk about is whose shop cut is he is he Dagestani no no far from it yeah okay so you're all out that's a lot of that's a that's a heavy now should I rip off the American camps that have world champions do you want me to hurt your feelings again please do now hold on which can Do you want me to hurt your feelings again? Please do, now hold on. Which camp do you want me to start with? You gotta give me a caveat to this. What's the caveat?

The caveat is Dagestan's such a small place. The United States is a huge country with all those resources. So, a little something for the kid over here. No. Resources, what fucking resources? The Dagestanis have a tiny country. How many people in Dagestan look up the and and the fuck

Hey, it's like some coaching. Okay, cool. What's that? What's that lights gym coaching food shower? Why a million people? You got 300 million people United States. It's an unfair comparison. No, it's not you. Yes It is just ripping off how many champions they have I No, it's not you. Yes. It is just ripping off how many champions they have I You want me start with great tiny place like that to put out that kind of that those kind of fighters that many? Share a bullet. I mean these guys are no joke. It's not from there. God damn it. Yes No, he's not he's done. He's not from that camp though, but he's like a standing the dagestanis You got to give it up to them. They can fight their work ethic their culture

There's something about them in that tiny country that puts out some bad motherfuckers. Yeah? Well, he's born in Russia. But Dagestani, Dagestani culture. So, you know, a little something, a little something. Put some respect on the Dagestani's name. I see, I think you gotta put some respect on American name.

Well, that's given though. It's not though. You haven't mentioned a single fucking one you communist. Give me the number of Americans. Bring up all the rankings again. Let me show you some. Wait are you winking because you're assuming there's more Dagestan champions than Americans? No I'm just going to show you. You need to be feeling sorry here. Go ahead. Where do you want to start at? So let's start with it. Let's start with, no, please, please. Let me, now. Alexander Volkonovsky. Ilya Toporya, champion, not American.

Alexander Volkonovsky, not American. Hold on. Not Dagestanian. This is our argument. No, no, you're talking about, you're talking about, I'm comparing Americans to Dagestanians. Okay, go ahead. Now, Ilya Toporya, not American. Alexander Volkonosky, not American. Max Holloway, Hawaiian, American. Brian Ortega, American. Yari Rodriguez, not American. Okay, let's just go first, top five. Mozvar Evov.

Hold on, this is gonna take forever. Let's do the- Sean O'Malley, American. Marab, not American. Corey Santana, American. Peter Yan, not American. Marab's American trained. Not American.

But hold on, let's sum all this up so we don't have to go through every weight division. This is important. It is important. Pound for pound, pound for pound. Number one, Islam Makachev. Number two, Alex Pira. Number three, John Jones American.

Number four, Ilya Toporya, Spain. Number five, Sugar Sean American. Number six, Bala Muhammad American. So out of your top six, you have three Americans, you have one Dagestan. Well, first of all, that's incredible because Dagestan only has three million people. So mathematically, that's amazing. Second of all, Alex Pereira, you've got an Ilya Tupourian. So that's not that great of a showing of a country of 300,000 people. You've got John Jones, of course, Sean O'Malley.

Oh, little caveat too. Alex Pierre trains in America. Yeah, but still, still there is- This was the argument. You were saying Dagestanians are dominant. I'm saying put respect on Dagestan, a country of three million, with that kind of representation.

I am, but you're making it like they're the only ones dominating. I didn't say that the only ones dominating. I'm saying put some respect on the daggies I know but there seems to be this narrative that they're all dominant. You're getting into the old communist I am and you're accusing me of being a cop. Yeah, you are but the thing is Pound for pound was filled with you're calling me American train. You're calling all kinds of names. Yeah I'm just saying, I'm just saying, you're getting all patriotic on me and I'm a patriot.

Just give me, come on, dude. You're asking me for my passport and shit right now. You're getting kind of, you're getting, you know, you got me against the wall here. And there's something else going on. You're, I know some other stuff that's going on in your head about. Don't get me started, dude.

I don't need to do it. First of all, you're mad at the Daggies for the whole terrorist raid. No, I'm not mad at them. Okay. No, I have nothing, that has nothing to do with But you've never been on the, you're. What?

I don't subscribe that they're so dominant and they're the one stop shop. I don't subscribe to that. No, that's fair. No, that's fair. No. If you were in Bo Nichols camp, you'd be learning your wrestling just fine. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, they're there. There is, uh, I mean, they're doing something right, clearly. They're doing something right, clearly. But they're not the only ones no Let me ask you another question Do you think there's any

Do you think you can get away with doing any kind of? Performance enhancing drugs in the UFC nowadays. Let me ask you this right? I'm just asking a question. You believe in voter fraud you this, Brian. I'm just asking a question. Do you believe in voter fraud? No, hold on. Before I even acknowledge this bullshit. I mean, there's always some fraud in elections. Okay. So just like there's always voter fraud. You're turning me into a left-winger again. Cause you're a cuck. You drive a Tesla. You're like, come on, here's going to be that bad. Listen, listen, dude said that yes

You did why you gotta why you gotta attack me all I'm saying is yeah Just how there's always gonna be voter fraud definitely on the left if there's always me voter fraud And that's why all the immigrants are coming in and we don't need valid IDs for them to vote so they can So they can steal the election Just like you Don't believe that's actually going on. I'm just asking. There will never be a time that you're alive that there's not going to be PEDs involved in the UFC. But, USADA is very strict. Now they're not in the game anymore.

Even when USADA is around. The scientists who help the fighters cheat are always one step ahead. This is true. Always. The scientists will always be one step ahead. I've heard things from people that know. Yeah, like me? Well, and other people where it's like, oh, that person goes there for that. That's why they go there and there are scientists over there.

It's part of the game. Yeah. You think when you watch the Olympics, all those athletes, especially your beloved track and field, you think that jump that won the 100 doesn't have shit flowing through his veins? Dude. And here's the thing. Dude.

I don't give a fuck. I know, but you can't just say that. Yeah, I can. You know how dumb you'd have to believe to think that guy just wakes up and eats Wheaties? But they test for it. Sure. That's the world, dude.

They test for it, man. It's what they do. You think Jamaicans are... Usain Bolt? I'm asking. Am I naive as fuck? Yeah, but it's all good, you're older. Am I naive?

But it doesn't matter. They're not hurting anybody. They're putting on Nikes or whatever. So let me ask you this. In the finals of the 100, when I'm looking at all of them. Yeah. How many? I'm asking you. How many are in the 100?

I'm asking you. How many are running? I think there you. How many are in the hundred? I'm asking you. How many of them running? I think they're probably like eight. Sure. Eight. Okay. Okay. And I'm asking you and I'm just going to ask you the question. Go ahead.

Are there any in that? All eight. The answer's all eight. You're not letting me finish. I mean, they're lifting weights. They're eating well. They're training hard. Yeah.

All eight. They're taking creative. The answer's all eight. They're all doing something. All of creative. That's just all eight. They're all doing something? All of them. It's track and field. There's not a sport more well known with PDs than track and field. Maybe bodybuilding.

Yeah. But also who gives a fuck? Since USADA's been out of the UFC, have people been looking a little saucier, a little juicier? I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, because I feel like some people have. Like who? I'm not gonna say anything. I bet we're thinking the same guy. We are. Yeah, we can't. Some people look saucy. And it's fine. Anyway, a lot of these guys are tested up the ass.

Anyway. You know, the NFL Sunday, MLB, NBA. All of it. All of it. Why wouldn't you? All of it. Yeah. They created their own drug testing thing. Yeah. When it came out, and the UFC controlled it, that's smart.

When it came out that LeBron spends a million dollars a year on his body. Oh, well, I'm, oh, hold on. Let me, I'm just adding this up. So that's how much a month you're looked up at much for that's a hundred thousand dollars a month. Yeah. Now hold on. How old is he? Now he's getting older. Now here's the thing. Where? You, you to stay injury free, you need some other stuff. Oh, there's cocktails. But why wouldn't you? And if I'm the NBA, I'm covering that cost. Yeah. We get 10 more years out of LeBron.

Oh, I want to watch. He's the face of the NBA. I want to watch him play. Dude, you get that needle in his ass ASAP. I've always, I've always said. Also it's basketball. Who gives a flying fuck? I agree. I'd be roiding up Bronnie right now.

Hey bud, you got a long ways to go. Needle in the ass. Needle in the ass. What's interesting is that you do see, Hey, bring up the sprinters, bring up the hundred meter sprinters from 1950. A lot of white guys. But look at like how you look when you're not lifting weights or you're not. That's black guys.

That's in the sixties. There they are. They're there. So that's the four by a hundred relay team. Yeah. Now I want you to look at their legs and their physique. Yeah. Yeah.

Those guys aren't making college or high school teams right now. No, isn't that funny? And that's how a lot of natural bodies are. Right? I mean, they probably weren't lifting weights. They weren't doing the kind of training, but that's how it is. Their legs kind of look muscular though. Wow, they're super skinny.

Very skinny. They look like, you know what they look like? The 1500 meter runners. Now go to 1960 for a sec. Well, then black people got involved. Yeah, that's what I want to say. Yeah. But it doesn't matter. Like, you can see.

I mean, the picture's not going to be that great. Also different training, right? Like, it's tough to tell. It's just that before and after, people tend to look a lot less. If we could just have them standing still. That guy's muscular, you know, I don't know. I don't know.

Jerome, yeah, 1960. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. People just look different now, though, whether they're in PDs or not. The level of training, the diet, we know more about diet. Everything's changed more about diet and then you mix in steroids.

You're talking about, I'm just, you know, I'm not trying to be funny, but diet, completed training, resistant training. I guess I'm, I, for me, it's like, I guess the biggest thing would be what if you get caught and they just have, there's a whole system on how to avoid that. Yeah. At that level, there's a whole, there's a whole system on how to avoid that. Yeah. And pro at that level, there's a whole, whole underground system. There's a whole underground system. Whole underground.

And you're not competing unless you do, because I know somebody who's training for the triathlon and even she, her coach said, now listen, here's the conversation we've got to have. You're not going anywhere unless, you know, we do something here. Yeah. Cycling, why wouldn't you?

Yeah. There's also, there's argument that what they do, like the Tour de France, it's more dangerous to do it naturally than not. You deplete your body. Yeah, because it's so horrible on your body, so taxing, that they're saying when you do EPO, it actually helps, like it's helped you.

Not like I was Lance Armstrong, but still, but still, no, there's, there's, there's reason for that. Yeah. Yep. They have a kid. You know, they're brain busters. Communist. You started this dude.

Dude. I just think that you just, you gotta let me ask questions. I like it. And your boy Umar is going to get a title shot and I had to do something I can do about it. I disagree with it. Yeah. I completely disagree.

You gotta build the fighter. He's brand new to the casuals. Brand new. Have him fight a, a figurito, former world champ. People know him. Have him fight Peter Yon. Create more of a highlight reel. Yeah.

He's also like in a ton of finishes and Kalei of wising you're tall shot because he wrestles a lot of decisions a lot of finishes they put him on the shelf they make it horrible for him to get out shot Marab same not a lot of finishes they made him walk through fucking fire who didn't Rob have to fight he had to fight all sorts of untenable though everybody and you know a great job against Peter Yan Beast Henry Zahoodle Peter Yan Jose Otto Marlon Marais Cody Stamen John Dodson Leave that dude compare that to homeboy Umar

Henry Zahoodle Peter Yan Jose Otto Marlon Marais Not easy, dude Henry, so who do Peter, John, Jose Aldo, Marlon Marais. Not easy, dude. I think Omar has just been making so many waves that people have been talking about him. They've just been like, that's the guy. You know what I mean? And just what he's doing.

But look, decision, decision, decision, decision, decision. That's, that's, that's significant. That's, that's, that's, you have to keep, take that into consideration, right? It's everything, but to make money and, and our boy, Sean knocks everybody out. Hopefully, you know, otherwise you get five rounds. It's if you're Sean, you got to deal with Marab. You, you, you train for that pace. You train for you train to stand out.

You have to train for that pace. Yeah. And hand fight, you take a page out of Corey's book. You just got to get on the stand. I can be, but again, you're not going to be Marab or Umar by decision. All you're doing is you're going to get taken down. Guarantee it. You're just fighting for that one time to get to your feet and you land the big

shot and the only way sugar wins is by KO you're not beating either of those guys but you're not you're not stopping the take down it's not you're gonna get taken down you got a hand fight like kore did give them your back better be good off you know with someone on your back hand fight get to the feet and hopefully you land one of those hell mar. That's the only way you're gonna beat these guys. That's a bitch. That's a bitch. That's my argument why Alex Piero's number one. He has one way to win, dude.

One fucking way. He can't wrestle. It's not in his resume. He can't decide, ah, this guy's got on the feed. I'm gonna take him down. He can't, it's literally not an option. Too many, too many. He can only decide, ah, this guy's got on the feet, I'm gonna take him down. He can't, it's literally not an option. He can only knock you out, and he's knocking everybody out at the highest level.

Islam can go, ah, I'm doing pretty well on the feet, I'll keep on the feet. Ah, it's not going my way, I'm gonna wrestle, can win. Umar, ah, I can wrestle, I can win. All those guys. Alex has one way to win and he's doing it at the highest level. That's why he's number one. Level of difficulty. And they know exactly what he's doing.

Okay, I don't have to worry about takedown, all I gotta worry about is hands, that's it dude. And feet, that's it, nothing else. And he's winning, knocking an amount at the highest level What's more challenging what's more challenging knocking somebody out and then and you're known for your left hook What's you're not gonna be about with his left hook? Not shooting doubles no singles not mixing it up No, you know exactly what he going to do and he's still winning.

As long as it's Dustin, you're like, man, he's going to wrestle. Nope, mix it up through a curve ball. Good striking, got it done. Alex doesn't have that option. That's what's impressive. What else you got, Jen? Guys, you can fish and make a fortune. That's what's impressive. Yep. What else you got, Jen? Guys, you can fish and make a fortune. How about that?

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Did you want to do this or no? This one, what? You called him Paw Paw? Dude, no, this was so weird. So Bill Maher had the Huck 2 girl on his podcast and was like, it was kind of creepy. Cause he was like, you know, you got to piggyback on this fame, you got to do something longevity.

You ever thought about doing a sex podcast and she's all, uh, you can see she's so uncomfortable. So it was just awkward, just awkward. You felt bad for this girl. A, Bill Maher knows what he's doing right, but what is she doing on a political podcast? And the people are like, oh, she's so stupid. It's like, no, it's just not her lane. I don't know if she's stupid. No, she's just a gal. It's on Bill Maher. Why would Bill, why would you bring her on when you're a political analyst? It's very strange.

You're like, well, how would you solve Ukraine? And she's like, what? Strange. She's a young college girl. Very, very strange. Most's a young college girl. Very, very strange. All kids have no fucking right. And he's like, you need to capitalize on this fame. You have viewers thought about doing a sex podcast because you're known for she's like, she's so uncomfortable. Yeah. Poor girl.

Got damn bill. She's a, she's a kid. Yeah. You know, what else you got to do? Here's a good one on American airlines. Uh, this passenger had a meltdown in this video of it mid-flight. They had to literally land the plane because he's like hitting on one of the flight attendants, but then ends up taking it to a different level.

Video shows flight staff trying to control a screaming man locked in the bathroom in an airline's flight between Seattle and Dallas in mid-July. That man is identified in a federal grand jury indictment filed Wednesday as 26-year-old Eric Gapko of New Jersey documents saying he said he was hitting a vape pen before the flight. That's all they say. He tried to open the aircraft exterior doors multiple times mid-flight, vaped on board and bothered other passengers. You say potato, I say potato.

Where video shows Salt Lake City police He's high as shit. He's high. Into jail. I'm the new generation. Yeah, he's just not well. I mean, this is what happens when you do mushrooms or acid on a plane.

It's just gonna fucking, you're gonna freak out. At what point did his shirt come off? Who knows? The man ripped it off. I don't know what happened. He allegedly asked one of the stewards for sex. freak out. At what point did his shirt come off? Who knows? The man ripped it off. I don't know what happened. He allegedly asked one of the stewards for sex. Do you get banned for life on the airline?

For life? That's harsh, right? No, he's probably just not. Also trying to open the windows tough though. Was he? Yeah. He's trying to open the door. Can't have you on the plane.

No, man. Now, if he was on the substance, then you know, but. We can't have it. Yeah. Oh. Greyhound bus for that man. I got another one for you guys. So the Bills, you know, they're such a fun NFL team and they were recently talking to

Josh Allen about like what players that really stand out. They brought up this guy, Mack Hollins. He apparently doesn't wear shoes while doing anything. You in practice? Yes. He plays football without cleats. Yes. guy, Mack Hollins, he apparently doesn't wear shoes while doing anything. You in practice? Yes. He plays football without cleats. Yes.

And he's on the fucking Buffalo Bills. Yes. That's what they're talking about. They're like, we call him Tarzan. He runs around practice. He doesn't wear shoes. And he, they asked him about it and he's like, I think shoes are a tool and people have made them a part of their body.

Hollins said. No, he does wear cleats. Because he has to, and he calls them foot prisons when he has to wear them. That's what he calls them. But during practice and stuff, he's just barefoot. He says shoes are just a tool. He goes, you don't see me carrying a hammer around. All right, man. He must be pretty fucking good for them to put up with it. Yeah.

I think the Bills just have some interesting players, you know. Shoeless Mac. We got another one here. RFK Jr. He's dumped a dead bear in Central Park. And this is just this bizarre video of him explaining it. And I think that's the clip. With Roseanne. RFK, I was gonna say he kind of fell off, right? Well, he's no longer in the running, so. He's nothing, right?

No, there's no point. People thought he had a chance, so he's going viral. And then once you realize, oh, you're not part of the one, two powerhouses. When you talk to these political operatives, it's like talking to a guy who knows UFC who doesn't, the political operatives. Yeah, you and me.

They're like, what? He didn't have a chance. Yeah, they just go. But he dumped this bear thing, this thing is like 10 years old, the story. Both parties don't want him in the mix also. Because they still vote. Yeah, they throw off the votes.

So both parties have been, they're like, no, no, no. And so what happens is- Yeah, when people are like, oh, I hate whatever, buy it, I'm voting for RFK, they throw off the votes. So both parties have been, they're like, no, no, no. And so what happens is- Yeah, when people are like, oh, I hate whatever, buy it, I'm voting for RFK, I'm like, well, yeah, that's not gonna help. And the press will oblige. The press has been lockstep with the Democrats. It's incredible.

You can't find anything on Kamala that's bad. It's just amazing. Isn't it crazy she went from the most hated person and now they're like, no, we've always loved her. She got 1% of the primary vote. Literally in two days. It's just whooomk. 1% of the primary vote. It's crazy how dumb, but people are like, dude, they're right.

We've always loved her. I'm like, what? I've never met a single person who fucks with her. Now all of a sudden she's the belle of the ball. It's hilarious. Is it illegal him dumping a dead bear in the forest? Or in the park? It wasn't. It's not, it's not good. And it just, another weird thing about him, you know, you like the brain worm thing and I don't know,

but the video is of him and Roseanne. He said, I thought it'd be a good idea to drop the dead bear in the park and make it look like it got hit by a bike. No one is thinking that bear died I got hit by a bike. No one is thinking that bear died by getting hit by a bike. Let me see the video. Is he joking around? One minute then in front of me hit a bear and killed it.

Oh, he says someone else killed it then. So I pulled over and I picked up the bear and put him in the back of my van because I was gonna skin the bear and it was very good condition and I was gonna and put the meat in my refrigerator and you can do that in the York State you can get a bear tag for a roadkill bear and so then we went hopping and I had the bear in my car and then we had a really good day and we went late. We were catching a lot of game and the people really loved it. So we stayed late. And instead of going back to my home in Westchester,

I had to go right to the city because there was a dinner. I had Peter Luker's steakhouse. And at the end of the dinner, it went late. And I realized I couldn't go home. I had to go to the airport. And the bear was in my car, and I just wanted to leave the bear in the car. OK.

This doesn't seem too bad, then. Because that would have been bad. So then I thought, at that time, this was the little bit of the redneck in me. There had been a series of bicycle accidents in New York. They had just put in the bike lanes. And saw a couple of people that got killed. And it was every day.

She's listening. People had been badly injured. Every day it was in the press. She's on. And so I thought. It's like she's the mom, and he's telling her something he did bad at school. This was a good idea.

And I said, I have a little... That's what I was saying, a bar. You just realized that? I did. I just realized that. ...a park and we'll make it look like an idiot by the way. It'll be fun and funny for people. Not as bad.

I thought he killed a bear and then said... Yeah. It's just a weird thing. By the way, everybody, I don't know why I haven't brought this up, but I got to start doing my dates earlier I'm in Toledo Funny bone August 16 17. Sorry for that head and then and then come see me in Plano, Texas Plano right near Dallas At the House of Comedy September 6 7 8. All right, keep going. I just had to do that

This is a fun little viral clip. This high school kid, Cade Johnson, wasn't feeling too great during his game, and he's a pitcher, and they caught this on camera. There's music so I can't play with it. Oh, shit. Yeah, and he legit was like, yeah, no, I vomited. I wasn't feeling it.

Oh my fucking God, that's amazing. Wow. And still through. Jesus. Dude. Do you finish the game or do they pull them up? I don't know. Savage.

Fuck, what a savage. Look at that. He threw a puke ball. I bet the batter's like, what the fuck? Insane how I've turned viral overnight. Yeah. Just by yes. I was saying, you just threw the fuck up. Wow. I wonder if they counted it. I want to feel like, Hey dude, you can't barf and fucking ball. That's a lot of barf. That's a ton of barf.

Yeah. That's a lot of liquid. He's probably down in like a bunch of Gatorade for everyone out there trying to scale better. I bet they didn't count it. Probably pulled him from the game too. Yeah? Yeah. Is there a Tom Cruise thing? Well, this one, maybe that too. This one speaks for itself. This is a Kobe Bryant. Did my son draw that? That's a really bad. I know Kobe. What? My man, Kobe like that, bro. I know Kobe Bryant. They said, why do my man fight that?

They know Kobe Bryant. So, but it's the thought that counts. Dude, why they do Kobe like that? Man. Fuck. It's terrible. Yeah. Those are some crazy teeth.

That's so bad. Okay. Kobe Mural. Yeah. Those are some crazy teeth. That's so bad. Okay. Cogan Mural. Yeah. So you want the Tom Cruise one, Bar? You want to see it? Yeah, I guess. What's going on with him?

He's planning a big stunt for the closing ceremonies, guys. Making it about him. Here we go. You know, he's American. You love that though, right? Gotta love it. Here we go again.

Hold on. I could give two fucks about Tom Cruise, but go up to the right chin. It says Olympic gold medal, Olympic swimmer kicked out of Olympic Village for inappropriate behavior. Luana. 20 year old athlete who retired from the sword if she failed to advance over heat. We ask the lift for creating an inappropriate environment. Presence created an inappropriate atmosphere within.

Possibly odd. We thank her for proceeding instructed. She left on her own free will. All right, keep going. Okay. Yeah. Well, what's happening here? What have we got to figure this out?

She's Olympics. They all, they all do that. They get to go there. Potigray keep going down. The men have some good bodies. I'll just Google her, her name so you can see her pictures. Hold on, let's see what she got kicked out, though. Go up, let's see.

Having sex with a lot of people, hopefully. Oh, oh wait, she was staying at the Olympic Village despite it has to retire right from the sport. Alonzo had spent time in Disneyland instead of supporting her teammates. She was being kicked out for being awesome. She was being distracted from wearing skimpy clothing and socializing with other athletes. I think for being awesome. Skimpy clothing and socializing

for other, with other athletes. I think she's awesome. But you see that distraction for wearing skimpy clothing. Well, I say keep her there. I think this is an outrage. Well, she retired, but then, and then she was like not supporting the team.

Keep going down. She's a world-class athlete and she looks like that. So like, I'll tell you some of of the men, right, Sinaz? Don't. Right? I mean, they're just the best looking, I've never seen bodies like that.

That French swimmer? Oh, I already know who you're talking about. What the fuck? Are we guys all tatted up? No, he's just like this gorgeous French dude. Get back to the hot girl. God damn it, dude. Sorry, dude.

Sorry, I'm just, look at her. She turned out her, that's 30 weeks ago, though. I mean, come on. Did she, go to her latest one. Does she turn off all comets or just that one? These are pins, so they're, that's a long time ago, let's go to here. Oh, interesting. This is the most recent.

Seven days ago. I'm a huge fan. And you'd never know it right there. Oh yeah. I'm a giant fan. Yeah, don't wear that, right? Yeah, but I mean, she's a real. Now they did always wear those onesies. No Every year there's a good news. They get more because they want to be like seals, right? Yeah Cuz they need it's cut down on men's suits. Let's be faster. Yeah, they're hairless, too

She's something else She's something else. We don't know what she's saying, so. But her comments are disabled. Yeah, go back to her like on the beach and stuff. Doing like life stuff, you know? That's cool. You wanna see? You wanna make sure she's... Oh wow. You wanna make sure she's...

I'm trying to write a jet ski. You wanna make sure she's beaching,'s beachin bro on a camel. Yeah She retired though Brian no longer favorite swimmer damn and I'm not gonna watch swimming anymore Yeah, whatever you do don't go to the hot guy section swimming Those guys are ridiculous. All right, man. I'm out of here. Is that it? Yeah, I was just here. Is that it? I was just talking about muscular guys again.

Yeah. They're alright man. Big boys too, big boys. Alright. Every bit as big as you are, some of them. You know that, yeah. Some of them, they're built like stingrays, all shoulder. Some of the sprinters had big legs, I was very surprised.

Really? Hell yeah they do, it's all meat. They need all the power. All meat. All meat, steroids. Big flutter muscles, big flutter muscles steroids do guys funny bone August 16 17 and then I got Plano, Texas

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Get you some love you guys before we leave though I just want you to know that the below Mohammed's belt rap video. Yeah, 22 million views on Instagram Yeah, oh and we bet that. We bet on the Instagram clip? Well, I need to see my money, motherfucker. Because I said it's gonna be watched more than anything else. And it's huge. Yeah, you said the pay-per-view, Wookie.

You're so fucking, get younger. I don't remember what I said exactly. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. What? Pay me for Biden dropping out of the race, which you said he wouldn't. I don't know if I bet on that. You did bet on it, we have video of it, yeah.

Well, well. So pay me on that, and then this isn't real, right? Because we bet on pay per view sales. No, I think we bet on views in general. I need to see my money. Because a lot of people watch this. 22 fucking million, give me my money, Jack. No, that's not what we bet on.

But who would bet who's going to get more Instagram views? I probably said that, I can't remember. You might have. I might have said Instagram views? I probably said that I can't remember. You might have. I might have said that. I might have said that. You might have. Either way guys, we'll see in a little bit. We'll call it even.

You owe me on the Biden bet. I guess I'll give you that. Yeah, I'm just saying, but all right. If we have Bilal on you ask him about it. Yeah. And I'm going to, we'll have Bilal on hopefully. All right. All right, kids.

Later. Despite the modern myth, the ancient Olympics were far from being a pure expression of untainted athleticism. But that doesn't mean they weren't badass. So allow me to take you on a little tour through the ancient Olympics. But I'll warn you. Ancient Olympian tour guides were notorious for being liars and propagators of historical myths.

One Roman-era sightseer named Lucian once quipped, "'Abolish lies from Greece and all the tour guides would die of starvation, since no visitor wants to hear the truth, even for free." If Lucian can be trusted, then even in ancient times, the history of the Olympics was riddled with mythology and fake history. So I think the only way to get a sense of those games is to dive right into the mythology. Let's do it. Check out the podcast, Our Fake History

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