The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen Says America Is Going Into Cuba | TFATK Ep. 1215

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are back with another episode of The Fighter and The Kid. The guys talk about life in Texas, wild animals taking over Brendan’s property, youth football genetics, the upcoming UFC schedule, and Brian makes a wild prediction about where the United States could be headed next.Plus, the guys react to Chris Leben’s new career as an MMA judge, a 56-year-old backyard fighter who refuses to quit, Barry Manilow still performing in his 80s, celebrity sports drama, Michael Jackson and Beyoncé’s unreleased recording, and much more.Subscribe for new episodes of The Fighter and The Kid.Blueprint - For a limited time only, new customers get 20% off + free shipping at http://blueprint.bryanjohnson.com/ by using code Fighter at checkout. #Blueprint #adUltra Nuro Pouches - Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code Fighter at http://takeultra.com/ !#UltraPouches #adO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Fire away. You're a real tough cookie with the wrong out of three. You remember that song? Yep, that's Pat Benatar. Is it? Hit me with your best shot.

Fire away. Oh, not great, dude. No? That's awesome. Singing is so hard. Very tough skill. It's a tough skill. Very tough.

And life is too short to get good at it. Unless you're born with it. That's right. If you're good, then fucking. Sure. Fire away. Fire away. How was New Bronsville? New Bronsville was great.

I'll be in the Miami Improv this weekend, guys. Oh, a little different. Little different. New Bronsville to Miami. But New Bronsville was so much fun. And I went to Riley's, sir, Riley's Tavern. Do you know about Riley's Tavern? The oldest bar in Texas.

Is it? Is it? Oh, haunted. They had the first liquor license. So their liquor license is 0-0-1. If you look at it, they literally have the first bar in Texas. first liquor losses. Now, did they allow black guys in there?

Right? There was one, I get that vibe from it. There was one very handsome black man with dreads and very muscular. But the rest of it was just, you know. Damn, that place looks cool. Bro. For sure, haunted and I need to do my investigation. People are smoking in there.

You can smoke. It's such a cool place. It's such a cool place. I loved it. When it's crowded, you're just like, damn, this is past. Yes. and all just real Texans. I mean, New Bronsville,

like my joke was it's Austin with rough hands. New Bronsville is fucking, it's starting to get Hill Country, Texas. People live on ranches out there. New Bronsville is like real Texas. Austin's the kid you had that grew up gay. Yes. Austin is the rich kid that kind of came from California.

Yeah, and then comes out to his parents when he's 22. You're like, God damn it. Yeah. And they're like blue collar. Like Texas blue collar. Yeah. Then they had a baby. That baby grew up and now he's gay.

I don't know. Still cool. Yep. Still callous on the hands. Big people. But in his off time, big people. A lot of big people.

And New Bronsville? Yeah, I don't know what was. Texas in general, man. Big cats. I'm in there looking around these giant cats. I'm like,

five. Oh, buddy, not the oldest bar in the state, but rather the first establishment to receive a legal license. Okay. That's cool. License number zero zero.

Okay. Well, hold up. The building itself dates back to the mid-18-100s when it previously operated in Galilee Saloon. but title of the oldest continuous operating bar and text, typically blanche Schultz Garten in Austin, which has been open since 1866. Right after slavery was illegal.

Wow. Interesting. No, because slavery was illegal, made illegal at really 1865. Yeah, but doesn't mean you can't use the word in there. Well, I'm sure it was used quite a bit. Yes. Yeah.

Wow, that is, I would like to check that out. There's a mechanic that I gotta use down there. There's a live band. There was an old lady in there. Old lady who was smoking in a gown. She was wearing a gown that was dragging on the floor. It's 103 degrees.

And she was in bare feet and she was with a cigarette and she was playing pool. And I said to everybody, that woman has no money. Well, she died in 1967 and she's a ghost. Oh, hell yeah. She's a ghost. And she, when you come back, you'll say, hey, where's that woman?

And they'll go, what woman? Yeah. Because she's a ghost. Did you talk to her? I didn't talk to her, but people played. I watched her play. Banjo? And a pool?

Well, I watched her play pool well. Well, she's been on the earth so long. Her body is broken. She has, she had an interesting punch with an indentation. It was fantastic, with long stringy hair. Oh, she had posture of a shrimp. It was, it was a strange, yeah.

And then there was a dog there. There's a dog in there that's always there, a beautiful, beautiful mutt that just sits and lets you pet it. And he's the shop's dog. He's the bar dog. He's the bar dog. He's the bar dog. I smoke the cigar in there, which, you know, in a bar. Yeah, that's cool.

That place sounds cool. It was so cool. I'd like you go check it out, investigate. So cool. Hunted. Yeah. Dude, I woke up super early. I always go outside, right?

Listen to my podcast, whatever, do my thing. And Donny usually goes out there, takes a shop. shit and then i see him by my trees right have my hundred trees those are my babies it's hot out so you got water them all the time but i see donnie over by the trees i was yelling i'm not to piss on my new trees and i see i'm like what the fuck so i was i was like oh it's a ralusnake yeah i better get out there oh no no it's the old skunkaroo oh boy and the skunk said yo it's five a m yeah and i'm trying to take shit over here myself yeah back back on up.

Gadoosh, right in his freaking stupid face. No. It smelled so bad. That's a big. And then Joanna loves him. And I go, do not open the door. Don't let him in the house because he's going to spread this skunky skunk all over our fucking nice furniture.

She can't help herself. Let him ride on it. Jumped right into our bed. Oh, that's a big problem. She can't do that, but she loves that dog. She loves that dog. I watched that documentary on Rep. titles episode one or two oh so there's more oh so baba it ended i was about saying to you i was about

it ended so abruptly like what the fuck okay only episode one i think there's uh five parts and they've only they've only released three i think the oh i'm excited fourth comes out now i'm excited i'll watch the next one's good right but yeah if you just thought that there's some heavy shit in there though right well the second one they get involved with like a legit drug cartel oh boy the dad does yeah don't kind of drags on Yeah. The third one gets better. They get really into iguanas.

Hey. The iguanas bored me. Yeah, yeah. Get me the poison snakes. Show me the day. I want to see people get bad. I want to see some killing. There's no killing.

I'm not watching your dog. Yeah, yeah. But that's why chimp crazy is cool because bitches died. Uh, and they're having sex with the champs. Tiger King, people are dying. I'm in. This one, I need somebody to die. Yeah.

You just can't smuggle illegal iguanas. Well, you got the inland Tai Pan. He said, you'd bring a, you'd bring a, uh, machete in case you had to cut your finger off if you got bit by an inland taipan i was like oh that guy's a real sociopath this guy which one the main guy bad guy savage savage but uh also his best friend's a fucking bow constrictor yeah yeah he's not gonna be the coolest guy in the world did no their best friend are roly polis there's some weird dudes yeah these people that that balls deep into lizards and snakes weird people my wife said how many of these people

touch kids, you think. I go, well... I don't think they touch kids. I think they touch lizards. Yeah. Yeah, they're just obsessed with they're just strange people. They're different type people. Yeah, but... Thank God they exist. They didn't play a lot of sports, right? Yeah. What their best friends?

That inland Tai Pan right there, you're done. That thing bites you, you're so fucked. Yeah, all the like their best friends are fucking, you know, a bearded dragon, dude. You're going to grow up a little weird when you're besties, a bearded dragon. They're just seven. Yeah.

That guy's, that doing that is so crazy. So dangerous. Yeah, I need, I need somebody to die by snake or something. But then the feds get involved. It is interesting with the zoos and shit, right? Yeah. But it is dragging on, isn't it? It's dragging on.

It's dragging on. I need one of those snakes to bite somebody. Yeah, you do. I need, you know, I need some action. You need some action. I'm sick to learn about these stupid guys and their snakes and reptiles. Agreed. I need some goddamn action.

Yeah, you do. You do. You have to have some action. Jim, bring up what a skunk looks like for me. Texas skunk? Sure. Did you know a skunk in Texas? I did.

You did? Oh, yeah. Of course. The western hog-nose skunk. Yeah, that's right in his stupid face. Wow, look at that one. He's cool looking. Oh, exotic.

Exotic is, hey. Don't let your girls see that thing. They're making a purse. I know. Now, that's a stinky exotic. Oh, this is a little stink bug. Texas skunk. They're cute.

Yeah, they are. They're good pets, actually, apparently. You just got to get the glands out so they don't spray you? I guess. Don't fuck around. Boston T. thought it was so funny. I watched a crocodile, I'll try to bite a porcupine.

Didn't look out for the crockxswain. No, but now, porcupines, do we have porcupines, Texas? Yes, you do. Bro, Joanna and her, I don't know what's going on with her. Joanna last night, she's like, babe, come here, help me. I'm like, oh, God, I get up. A fucking scorpion in her closet. Yeah.

Welcome to Texas, girl. I don't know that's that's right. Damn, there's Texas porcupines. It's fucking Jamongy out here, son. It's Jumange out here. I like myself a nice clean porcupine though. Look, he's cute. They don't look, they don't look, they don't look,

you don't look. Go ahead and touch him, chin, fuck around, find out with the porcupine. He looks like, he'll quill you up. He looks insane. He looks great. More porcupines spotted in central Texas. We got everything out of here, dude.

Yeah, you do. Mound Lion, coyote. I don't think you have wolves. See if you have any wolves in Texas. You have mountain lines out there. Oh, you definitely do. Old school.

Texas gray wolf. But they're not by us. Extinct. Okay. Okay. Well, yeah. What's the rare animal in Texas? Look on that.

Oh, no, there's no wild wolves living in Texas. Ocelot. What? They have oscillots? Fucks an Osloat. It's a small, like, leopard, like cat. Whoa. There's a hundred.

that's wild Oslots I thought they were just down and You look cool See if there's been any Jaguar sightings in Texas Jaguar

Aren't those in fucking The Forest They're in South America Yeah They're not out of year And they're 300 pound cats It says no dumbass

Of course not You're in Texas The big guys are native To the state historically But Let me see sightings They're eliminated due to hunting. Wow.

Oh, wow. Last one scene was in 1948. I bet your friend that old lady at the bar saw it. She saw it. She saw it. Yeah, they come into Arizona. Wow. There's all sorts of shit out here, man.

Bobcats, Mountain Lions. Yeah, we got scorpions. We got fucking rattlesnakes out here. I've seen those red centipedes. Every aunt you see fucking bites. Santapeas. They got bit by a brown recluse. What the,

fuck is going on. That's, yeah. You know, we're just getting tore up, man. Yeah. No, thanks. Ferrell hogs. The hogs I've seen in designated areas. I've never seen one running around.

A hog? Wild hog? Wild hog. And why are there no alligators in Austin? That's what I want to know. You're serious, man? Yeah.

What would they get here? Well, they're in Houston. But they're not in Austin. Well, actually, there are occasional alligators in Austin, Texas. Okay. The area lacks the extensive wetland habitats and stable breeding populations found further east. Okay. Okay.

Slower, the swamps, mangroves, east Texas along the Gulf Coast. So they don't have the dense wetland ecosystem. See if they're in Houston. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty well. Well, Houston wouldn't have crocodiles, not alligators. No. Because Houston has. Alligators.

Yeah, Houston area. Oh, they live in the bayous. Yep. There is the American crocodile. The more you know. The more, you know. The more you know, dude, Texas and wild shit. Yeah.

T. had to weigh in for football on Saturday. It's like their official wayings. How old is he now? He's 10. If you weigh over 125, you're a patch player, so it means you can't touch the ball. It means you can only play office. What is he weigh in? Tiger was 1.10.

What? At that age? Buddy, there's a team we're going to have to play the average weight of the old lines, 140. It's Texas. And they're 10 years old? 10. The average rate's 140. They got a kid on the team who's 168.

Big cat. Big cat. He's got some, he hasn't been missing any meals. He's missing no meals, but he's athletic. Wow. Big kids. Stick a little break from firing the kid here. Listen, man, does it ever feel like you're just guessing?

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Dude's like, not happening. He's not happening, not happening. 110 pounds. 110. How tall? 5-1? It's a big boy. Yeah, he's got a big cat.

Yeah, he's going to be, is he going to be bigger than Boston? Oh, yeah. He'll be bigger than me. He will be. I was in that size. No, I was nowhere near his size. He's going to be bigger than pop. And pop.

Big cat. T-bone. T-bone's going to be big. T-bone's going to be big. Bossy-mee lean and mean. Tall, lean, thin. Yeah. Not that thin.

Bosty. Not that thin, but he won't be like Tiger. My Lord. Would you type in, Jen? What's a tall kid in their age 10? Eight centimeters. Extreme height. Children reaching heights over five feet.

That's T. Are significantly higher at age 10 I'm sorry. Yeah, T's always been the 99%tile of everything. And Bossy's 95%ile. Yikes. Holy shit on the side that says, I'm 10 years old and I'm 6'3 foot 3. That can't be normal.

Yeah. No. It's called gigantic. Gigantism. Oh, well, I would love to have that kid in my football team. He probably can't move, though, huh? I just need a big body, dude, sticking out of guard. Kids can't get it.

But he has a condition. He's got. Oh, he's not long for this. earth, right? Well, I hope he is, but he's Yeah, he does. Well, it depends if he's also, he's also, I know, it says he has giantism, but he also, he also probably, it doesn't look like mom knows how to, she doesn't necessarily

know how to feed this poor, but why, because snack was a bowl of cake batter? Yeah. Look at that. Yeah, this, come on. We don't need to be, yeah. Get them in sports mom. Fuck sakes. Six foot three. it. It's not, you don't want to be, oh, he is in football. Look at him. Why do he stop playing? Oh,

his brother's a big cat, too. A couple two T-bones. Right. Oh, my God. We got to eat a little bit differently. Yeah, don't be number 89 either, big dog. Yeah. Oof. It's not good for that poor boy. It's a good boy. He's only 10, poor thing. Should we air this? I don't want him to see this. Oh, Brian, he's not watching fine kid. You'd be okay. know but people find out he not saying anything bad what are we saying mean no he's a sweetheart yeah he's just what do what do you what's he's he's 10 he's gonna do he's 10 i know but we're not being mean to yeah yeah we didn't say anything he's huge big boy he's staying sports the only problem is yeah the problem is when he's get 10 years who hit puberty already they're gonna be athletically advanced

more so than the normal 10 year olds and the dads get cocky about it because the kids faster or strong and all the kids in balling at 10. I'm like, yeah, Bubba. But this is it. Yeah. This is it. Your kid's maxing out. He's probably going to be 5'4.

I wonder what a kid like J.J. Watt was like when he was 13, 14. Because LeBron James at 14 was 6'4, 235 pounds. Do I remember the greatest athletes of all time? That's a weird one. I mean, I'd be more concerned what J.J. Watt was. Let's see. Yeah.

See, they're usually tall. They're not real thick kids. They're usually tall. Yeah. He was already a big boy. This is 17. And then they're usually really good at basketball. They can play quarterback.

They can play running back. See, look, his brother was, says, I was 5, 545 pounds, freshman year high school. All late bloomers. Yep. Preach. Hmm. Man. Yeah, T.J. Watts gone from a skinny high school kid.

Yeah, you just don't know, dude. You have no clue. You have no clue what you got. It's true. Yeah, but with TJ's Watt side, uh, J.J. Watt size, apparently haven't at tied end. So T.J. Watt is his brother.

Yeah. Stud, stuff. He is. I think he's the highest paid defense player now. And how, uh, and then they have a third brother.

They have a third brother who's fullback on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Genetics. How big is his other is? They're all huge. Yeah. So he's 6, 4, 250, outside linebacker. Jesus. TJ.

And he makes more, and when he signed that contract, you know, JJ's retired, he goes, dinner on you, motherfucker. Because he got like, I don't know, 160 million guaranteed or something like that. Good Lord. And then there's Derek Watt. Man, what a ridiculous gene pool. 6-2. The chances of you having three sons and all three go in the NFL has to be crazy rare. Jesus.

Nuts. It's cool, huh? Really cool. There's been a few families like that, though. 6-2-234. J.J. W. was like, what, 290 or something crazy? 6-6. I think he had up to 300. Jesus. Come on.

Playing weight 288. That's what it takes. He weighed 290 at his scouting. Yeah, that's... Pretty sure he ran a 4-6 in the 40 at 290? Lord. Complete freak. What do his parents look like?

Did he get it from mom, dad, both probably? But there's a fan, like the Howie Long family, all those brothers, you're around 484 at 290. Still freaky. 37-inch overt, that's crazy. Jesus. Yeah, like the Howie Long, his kids are all savages. McCaffrey, a bunch of savages. There's a few families.

His dad's a big boy. Bosa brothers, their uncle and dad played in the NFL. Yeah, the Buster brothers are retarded. strongly strong that's hilarious look at that yeah that's just a big old boy that's big that's huge yeah that is huge mom's not small either she's not small oh that's mom on the mom's every bit of six foot it looks like now she has giant boots on there but she's big too she's every bit of six yeah she looks tall dad's enormous correct that's wild pop it's cool though huh yes genetics i'm excited for football to get

started. Oh, this is he only six, too. He looked huge in the picture. But he's very wide. He's kind of, you know, a lot's nice, just giant heads.

Yep, yep, yep. Interesting. Was there, were there fights on this weekend? Yeah, as a fight night. Nothing crazy.

If you didn't watch, it's not worth getting into. It was like a big card. You got another fight night this weekend in China. It's going to air at 5 a.m. Yep. And then,

but after that, go to their schedule. because after that gets pretty tasty. Oh, Frank. Bell and Mayor fights tomorrow night. Craig Mayor's daughter. Yep. She's a freak.

Yes. Was this? Hooker Parnasies, a great fight. Yep. I'm crazy. Did he go back for two seconds. Rodriguez and Silva, that would be. Well, Rodriguez is out.

Yeah. He is out. Yeah. He pulled out last week. What happened? Injury? Yep. So you get UFC Noches.

And then he got... Van Pantotcher is a very, very good fight. And then he got UFC three. 31, which is September 19th, a little bit away. But that, that's, it gets good there. Yes. They still don't have a main event for Salt Lake City, but something should get pop in there. Buckley Mallet's fun.

October 24th, the UFC's crushing this year. Volcanowski, Evolove, that card's great. Wow. Who was Evolov's last fight? Evil Love. Was it Arnold Allen? Nope. Lorone Murphy.

Murphy, that's right. Well, Murphy's a kill. Murphy's the one who knocked out Aaron Picos. Yeah. Yeah. Yvillow is that guy, you know, not the most exciting guy. Like, look at his record. So he beat Danny.

He beat Diego Lopez. Yeah. He beat Arnold Allen, beat Aljo, beat Lerone Murphy, and now he's finally getting a title shot. You know why? What? Do you see a single finish on there? Super boring.

I hope Bokonovsky beats the shit out of him. Wow. I hope Volcanofti beats the absolute shit out of him. We don't need another boring champion. No. That'd be the worst thing. No word on who Ian Machado Gary's fighting yet too soon. He just fought, Bubba.

You know the game? They'll have you sit down for a little while, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably a hot second, six months at least. Yeah. Yeah, he's a beast, but just super.

It's super boring. Yep. What do you got, Jen? What do we got? Not a great week for current events. Not a great week. I got a little tidbit for you guys. Please.

I'm going to say something like I do these things sometimes. And, you know, like when I said Bruce Jenner was transitioning or... But you call that super early. Right? Yeah. You were about eight years before. Yes, I was. Yes, I was.

The market. I... Because remember you think you saw the law? Let's just recap that. You're like, dude, I remember you telling me in Rogan, you're like, dude, I just saw Bruce Jenner and Starblakes in Malibu? It's a chip. Yeah, Joe's like, I feel like you're making that out.

You're like, he's transitioning. And Joe's like, I feel like you're making that up. You're like, I'm fucking telling you. Nails, here. That's a chick, dude. Yep. And we're like, okay, Brian, eight years later. But boom!

That's right. You ready for a bombshell? Yes. You ready for a problem shell? prediction of what the United States is going to do next. Because see, oh, man,

I thought it was going to be something fun and juicy. It's a little bit juicy. I can line up with Caitlin Jenner and then go to, is this political? Yeah, but it's, that you heard on a podcast? No,

no, I didn't hear it on a podcast. But it's, it's so, so we're, we're stuck in Iran, right? We're not getting out.

They got straight off from Roos. It's a problem. Yeah. You know, we know we're going to, you know, we're going to invade next? Portland?

Close. don't tell me uh we are going to war with a country I can tell you that we are going to invade a country and we are going to do to them or try to do them what we did to Venezuela

and it's going to be a perfect distraction from Iran because we can't get out of Iran uh we're going to evade them is there in Latin America in South America think about it South America Mexico with the cartel definitely not Mexico but think about it

in that hemisphere southern hemisphere in that hemisphere Cuba? Cuba? Correct sir we're going into Cuba I said it first should be that tough right

the problem is the Cubans the Cuban have big asses so one of the guys so in Venezuela Maduro had Cuban guys protecting him and how that go

and one well but but those guys fought the last man one of those guys was taking mags off somebody else his body and loading them and shooting them at those delta guys yeah they got dealt with though they got dealt with them real quick yeah yeah yeah uh no i mean listen and by the way they're ready for regime change the cubans are yeah they're like come on in we want to eat well kind of a senseless war though yeah it would just look good for it to finally you know would america really give a fuck

like americans like voters there's money you know right yeah but for the politicians development It's going to raise our taxes, inflation. When we go to war, it would be so popular among people. Cuban Americans who are very strong in Florida. We'll see. We'll be dealing with the Strait of Ramos for a long time. Dude, you realize, I thought you're going to tell us, like, I don't know, Denzel Washington's transition.

I thought you were coming with some fire, dude. That'd be good. You had nothing for us. Nothing. Remember that time when I told you guys, Caitlin Jenner's transition? You were excited. Oh, I thought it was going to be something juicy. Damn.

And you're just hanging out with a few celebrities, too. I thought it would be something fun. Yeah, that was. God, you kind of fucked us, dude. Kind of fucked you. B. Let's take a little break here, man. Look, you ever have trouble sleeping? Sure.

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I can't bread and shop sent me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shut your trap. Shut your trap. Oh, well. What do you got, Chin? All righty.

I thought this was pretty funny, but it's kind of like it gets to the point how people are thinking about stuff we find later, but anyways, here we go. I get what did you say at the end there, Jen? Like this guy pretty much says what we think the, you know, in the future, if something were to happen here and we just look at relics and just like, you know, carbon dating and all the stuff.

What do we find? What do we think? What do we believe existed? This is what he's kind of saying. But in a very ghettoish way. So let me just go in. It be this type of shit, bro. Six, seven hundred years from that mobile is going to be confused thinking we was giant and shit.

whole time we just used to be out here doing shit that's like the Egyptians y'all be talking about all they used to draw what they seen and I nigger they just was being creative nigger they wasn't drawing what they saw they just was doing shit like we doing he was dead tall our head was dead long and shit I had shit I'd be talking about y'all I just be doing shit that's why I think is confused now trying to figure out the pyramids

they just was doing some shit they felt like doing ain't got to be no purpose behind every fucking thing you're looking too much into it The artists that made this. Or just people have had imagination. The motherfucker says... It's supposed to be back then. People looked up in the sky and went, I bet you there's life all they had.

Now, explain how they built the pyramids and we're cooking, Bubba. Right. He's saying they just wanted to do that shit. It's why they ain't figured out of Egyptians out of yet because it ain't shit to figure out probably. Have you all ever thought about that? We still can't explain how the pyramids were built all the way back then. It doesn't make sense.

Because they ain't figured. Ain't shit figured out, probably. Have you all ever thought about that? Like I said, there's not much of current events. But what do you think about this, Brenda's song? She's going to be an analyst for Saturdays. I don't know if that already passed or not, but on NFL commentary? Preseason.

Color analysts? Oh, preseason. It's a preseason game. And there's a little clip of her. She's very pretty. Yeah, she's very pretty. Like very. Can I get some more?

But why is this news? Because she's like a Disney star. Yeah, yeah. She likes sports? She's knowledgeable. So they'll play a clip of her talking about some sort of game. May I, I get some.

I can play college ball at. No, no. She's just, she's good at talking about it, I guess. I don't know about, you know,

football, obviously. But here's a example of her breaking down something. Pretty. I like what you've done with our front four. But my issue is we don't have a run stopper. And we don't use our middle linebackers in the middle. We can't stop the run.

That's our biggest problem. size our O-line. We cannot stop the run. More than anything, let's talk about Mike LaFleur and our O-C, about our O-line and why Jalen Carter sacked Matthew Stafford, why we didn't get, why the Philadelphia score should have been 28, 29, and Richard were

in. We would have merged commanders. Sorry, love you, love you, Jane and Daniels, but we'd have been the Super Bowl. Let me tell you, Chris Chula. I was like an older clip. Yeah, she knows her shit. It's attractive. She's smart. You're the problem. Yeah. Is it annoying?

Yeah, is she as good as Troy Aikman and Tony Romo? I don't know. She's so cute. That's her husband. Who's she with? McCauley Culkin. Really? Home alone?

All right. Yeah. Hey, good on McCauley. I wonder if McCallie, because McCallie doesn't seem like the biggest football fan. I wonder if he's like, well, you shut the fuck up, talking about the Rams. Yeah. She seems like she knows her shit. Hell, yeah, she does.

Could be something different. Okay. Yeah. Honey, how was your day? The Rams pissed me off. Do tell. Yeah, that's interesting. That is quite the matchup, too.

I don't even would have expected that. Does he do anything? Does he do any acting anymore? He collects checks from royalties on Home Alone. He released how much he gets a year from that. It's fucking banana. That's old school contracts. Oh, yeah.

He's dumb, dumb, rich. He must be, right? Every Christmas, he's fucking famous, dude. Every Christmas. Every generation knows him. Wow. He has a podcast, too. I know that.

But everyone has a podcast. He's the reason the McCauley Calkin rule, so parents can't control of the kids' money. Really? Yep. Wow. It's the McCauley Calkin rule. Wow. All right.

An honest massive contract included a 4.5 million dollars, 5% of net profits, 15% of merchandise sales. Okay. Yeah. Stupid rich. Yeah. Yeah. All right. If he put his money away, he's killing it.

I bet he's good. What's this now? So this is Larry Wheels. I can tell you right now that that white guy doesn't out a box. See how forward he is? Well, Brian, neither of them do. Oh. Oh, that's Larry Wheels.

Oh, this is great. All right, let me watch this, please. I think the white guy beats it. Bro, his arm is shoot. So that last punch when he was on the, pretty much on the floor, that's when he tore his bicep. You can see right there? Oh.

Look at his tits. Yeah, that's another thing I want to talk to you as well. Who's the guy he's fighting? Vitaly is like this big. He was like huge on YouTube. Then there was like scandals. Then he started doing this like, you know like YouTube started getting to predators, catching predators.

Oh, that's him. And then he got busted for like staging it. He got busted for some shit. But yeah. So did that Larry? So it's a no contest. No contest because he blew his bicep. No, but also he hit him when he was on the ground.

Oh, gotcha. What's wrong with his? tits now? Look at them. No. You're doing shit with a... Look at him. That's gyno, Bubba. Definitely Gino, right? That's Gino. You also just don't tear your bice up like that. Is it Gino Bob or is it his...

It's floppy. It's like it fell. That's guy no. That means he probably had a ton of muscle and that's, you know, he's getting older, so it comes down. He's fat there. I think he's still in his 20s. No, no, no. Larry Wheels? No, no, I don't think so. I think he is. I think he's really... He's ran a ton of gear. He did a lot of shit. 31 years old, Bob.

I guess his tits always look No it's not fine here But you see how massive Like go to that pop But the shaded one Like look how much musly as they're computer now Yeah Look at that

See how they're all They're full It's like some fucking de cups Yes And then what you lose that mass How about Terry Cruz Right here you can see the gyno Like crazy right?

Yeah I mean those are shit saggy tits Because you can tell like the fat The adipose tissues So is this is it soft or is it's still hard it's soft you a titty fuck them if you wanted to if that's your thing you could so much for that i don't think that looks good at all i think it's weird my right there looks good

21 year old me 21 year old me okay yeah he has some big pecks but then once you lose that weight you still got the skin stretched out and the adipose tissue there yeah yeah this is just floppy is that doctored no that looks like he's like off or like blubes Because if you go down, see the one where he's Shredville on the far left chin? No, not there. Back up. See the far where he's liver? Yeah, look at that.

Look at that. See how the muscle is still close to the skin? And then once he lost weight, your skin stretch out. What the veins, dude. And it's crazy how he's all natural. That's just from chicken breast. Crazy. Right?

Mm-hmm. Jesus and chicken breast. Everyone says he's a really good guy. That's what I hear. Yeah, that's what I've heard. I heard he's cool. I'm sure he is. But I don't know, doing that to your body just can't be healthy.

No, he went overboard. There's a new thing. Yeah, he's always had good genetics. He's always kind of had long pecks, though. But again, when you put that much muscle on, once that goes away, you know, you got to feel that void. Your body feels it with fat and juice. Then turn your bicep, when, you know,

those ligaments aren't as strong as muscle. That little guy down there looks terrible. Where? Yeah, he does. I mean, just terrible. This guy? Yeah, that guy. That doesn't, that's just, oh, man.

He probably lost a lot of weight. That's why I used to be really big. Yeah, I don't care. That's tough. What else you got, Jen? I don't care. This is another thing. For a hot second.

Barry Manilow. That looks like Harrison Ford. Well, people saying that he looks just like. 83 years old. Anamatronic, just like the other guy. Who's other dude? He looks like the guy for, he looks like one of the Chuckie Cheese animatron.

Yeah, yeah. But there's another dude that is still, like, really old and still performs. Oh, you're talking about William? Baby. It ain't usual to be loved by anyone. Tom Jones. Yes. But I'm talking with someone else. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. You've seen him?

But look at this guy's face. 83 years old, dude. And he's got cancer. He's killing it. Barry Manelow. You got to love it. Who has a flatter ass? Him or Billy Bob Thornton?

I mean, Barry Manel. Annalo at 83, still doing it. There's just too much stuff for now. All natural. His face is, maybe got some filler in it, maybe, or maybe whatever. He's got hair. That's incredible. That's a wig, huh?

That is a guy fighting it. That's, you don't let the old man. Still performing, too. Still performing. Would you go to this show? What's that? Would you go to show? I would not.

But maybe, though. Maybe. Just to see. I'm not crazy about his music, but why not? I can't name one song. What's his most famous song? I write the songs that make the whole world cry. Is that?

What's his most famous song, Jen? That's the one that I was thinking of, Brian's. I write the song. Does that make the young girls cry or something like that? Or the whole world cry or some shit? I would just go, what's his name, Barry Manil? The Whole World Sing. The Whole World Sing.

Yeah, Bear Manil. But written by Bruce Johnston. But go to Barry Malo's famous songs. Oh, Copacabana. Welcome to the Coco Cabana. God, his music sucks, huh? Jesus Christ. Mandy, I'm a man.

Can you imagine going to that with your girl? No. In the Coco, Coco Cabana. Can we get the fuck out of here? Not my thing. Now, it does seem like the last hit was in 1978, so you can really drag something out. Can't do that with stand-up, ladies and gentlemen.

But you can do it with music. Jesus. Wow. In the Coco, Coco Cabana. Copa. Ines Canter actually,

Ines Canter actually went to a WNBA game and he got escorted out. Just because this woman. Oh, he's trying to play or what? No, just to be a fan. He was on the sidelines here. He said something and then this girl popped off on him. And just like that, a six-point basketball game.

Now, does she realize what he would do to her in a game of basketball? He's like, play me. Oh, she's trying to fight him? He goes, I'm just trying to play. You know what would happen if he got out there in a jersey? We have talked about the conversations. It's kind of lame that I got kicked out, though. Oh, is she getting in his face?

Yeah. They better pray to God. That's adorable. That's adorable. Did they have to hold her back? No, not really. He's so big? Yeah.

Well, what is she mad about? Because he was like... He said, let me play. You guys say, can't define a woman. Let me play then. And he would average 3,000 points again. They don't want that smoke. They don't want that smoke.

Yeah, they don't want that smoke. What is she doing? Like, relax. I'm sure she wants to get attention to too by doing this. Yeah, she's looking for. But she knows that in the day, like he's not going to hit her. She just wants to have sex with him.

I don't know. She's kind of cute. Let me see her. She looked cute and very athletic. Her? That blonde hair is natural. No, no. This is the one they yelled at her.

I think she's cute. I'm pretty sure she has to be into girls, yeah? I would imagine. She looks like a very strong. I'll take. She's into fucking chicks for 5,000 Alex. Hold on. Yeah, definitely the chicks.

That's a handsome young man. Yeah. She's very pretty. No, she's very pretty. I like her face. I got a pretty face. That's a, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, that's, yeah.

But she's got a, she's a cool looking human being. Let's put it down. Hey. She's cool looking. Hey, take you down that, John. Okay. Okay. Well, she's definitely probably, I would imagine, has a girlfriend.

Yeah. Yeah. Great athlete, I'm sure. You know? There you go. There you go. There you go. It's all good.

Isabel Harrison. Yeah. She's just standing up for Trans people I guess Oh boy Yeah man You know the game

The rapper of the game Bought his daughter 16 years old A $300,000 Oh that's a good value system They go game What you bought a Maybach SUV

Yeah SUV This kind of shit is so Fucking stupid That's just wild The game's got a dick on him though, so, and he's an artist. I think don't quit either. It don't quit.

When you got a dick like that and you're that rich, you're allowed to do whatever the fuck you want. He's like, you know what? I love my 16-year-old daughter. I'm buying her a $300,000 car because that's $30,000. If shit hits the fan, you can just put that big old dick on OnlyFans. I mean, that's a crazy dick. I'm just going to put that on Instagram and here you go.

Great dick. Jesus. You think it's possible that he could be, you know, enhancing it just through the, not. No. It's possible that's his real dick. Just making sure. And he, he, uh, he does what he wants when. Yeah. I think long, strong.

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All right. So these are from the fans. They DM me. They wanted you to talk about this. Chris Leibin. We know he's been doing roughing, but I guess he's doing He's doing judging in M&A now.

I thought he was doing both. And what did they want us to do with this? Just like, just check it out. Maybe react to it. You are now a judge. Yes, sir. Yeah. And I think it's so important to have guys like you actually

judging the fights. If anyone knows who should win a fight, it's a former UFC legend like you. Well, thank you. I think, yeah, I think it helps. You know, and the sport has evolved enough to where guys have been through the UOC. They're retiring. I'd like to see more guys do it.

So how did you get into judging? You know, for me, it was an obvious progression. You know, after I was done fighting, I have a gym, I train guys. Officiating was just the natural next step. And how do we get more fighters like you into this? Money. You know, I'm surprised there's not more already. I would think there'd be more guys that would do it.

But to tell you the truth, it's a long road. I had to do amateur for six years, you know, driving to nowhere for $100. You know, just like fighting, you got to work your way up. Just because I was in the UFC doesn't mean I started out judging the UFC. I had to get to get a proven track record, work my way up. And finally I'm- I got to tell you, I'm so happy to see him. I'm so happy to see Chris Levin doing well.

He came to a show of mine a long time ago. Was he wasted or no? Probably 11 years ago. and he was, I think he was probably struggling with, you know, substance abuse. You could tell he couldn't speak normally. Yeah, there was a whole thing. And to see him mature and become this, this awesome, older, responsible human being who's thriving is just, I love it. Because he was such a fucking nice guy, such a good guy.

And he's one of the good ones. Yeah, one of the good ones, man. And we do need more former judges for sure. Yep. Yep. One of the biggest heads I've ever seen in person, by the way. Yeah, big head. Hands.

Fought at 85, but walked around, I think it literally, when I was with him, he was probably 220, 2.30, just thick. It's strong. This is another one from the fans, then why did you check this out? I guess this guy's name is Vice Grip. He's 56 years old. Well, come on. I've trained all my life, I've never done much with my training.

So now that these guys are here, I got a chance to do something with it. it. I'm vice grip, I'm 56, one and oh in the scrap yard. I've had a belief all my life that the 50-something comeback thing is a terrible idea, but here I am doing it anyway, so let's see how it works out. He rocked that guy. Yeah. Stay off my lawn. I'm vice grip and why I ought to. He's great. He's great. Love him. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Not great. Oh, no. Vice grip back for the rematch. Last time I was here, I took a no, but I'm not sore about that. This time, if I fall on my face, there's only going to be

one person taking the blame, and I'll say who that is at the time, because it sure is the fuck ain't going to be me. All right, let's start this thing. He's great. Oh, oh, Jesus. He just stopped doing this. Yeah. How long have you been training?

He hasn't been training that much. At least he's going on. I thought he's going to get it. He said, Hey, you can't get, you're not a boxer. I thought this could be a, you haven't been training your whole life. I thought this could be a fun one.

I'm Vice grip and I'm here to fight. And the first two, you're like, oh shit, we get him go. And they're like, hey, get a real guy. Yeah, we got, that guy was literally, I don't know who that guy was. That guy, they just found, they found him on a playground because he's,

and then they got. You fucked our boy, VyScrip. Jesus. Look, whoever your coach is, you need to talk to your coach because you're doing everything wrong. You need to stop. You need to stop, Vice Grip. Good God. That's just not good.

He said, I always thought it's crazy to do anything after 50, but here we are. Yeah, I mean, I'll enter that right now for real. If I get to fight guys like that, I'd love to. All right. You can do it, buddy. Nothing stopped me. That'd be a terrible idea. Terrible idea, but I think I'd be just fine with those guys. Not as many times as they fight. You know what I'm saying? You got to fight a lot.

Yeah, you don't want to do that, man. No, I don't. No, no. But if I'm in there with those guys, you can probably want to die. Yeah, but then you're going to get, like, that's what happened to him, right? He's fighting these cans, and they toss in some young kid who can throw an overhand ride. Yeah. And you're going to get caught.

Yeah. I'm vice grip. Good dude. That wasn't even a young kid, though. That was an older guy, right? Yeah, he wasn't even that in shape, right? He's a lot younger than him. Let's see that guy again.

Let me just see it. Because that was hilarious. I'm Vice Grip He's great I love him He's funny But Jesus I can't fast forward though

It's worth a watch again though It is It really is Get off my lawn After he knocked somebody out I've trained all my life I've never done much with my training So

Now that these guys are here I got a chance to do something with it Slow Super slow Just All right He won that Vice Griff I'm 56

One and O in the scrap yard I've had a Believe all my wife See, they start my slow. The 50-stop-and-back thing is a terrible idea, but here I am doing it anyway, so let's see how it works out. Oof. So, we rock the fat guy. Stay off my lawn.

I'm Vice Grip and why I ought to. I love it. Keep your hands up, Baba. Keep your hands up. See, I guy's fighting. I'm like 30-something. Yeah. I took a no, but I'm not sore about that.

This time if I fall on my face, there's only going to be one person taking the blame, and I'll say who that is at the time. it sure is the fuck ain't going to be me. All right, let's start this thing. Yeah, a guy's a little younger. Not that much younger. But that's not good. I bet he's 20 years younger. I guess 56, dude.

That's a, and he's every bit of 56. That's a tough one. Just the way he's throwing. Yeah, that's a tough one. He's just. That guy's awesome, though. He's great. I did not see it going that way, though.

Vice script. And it ain't going to be me. Let's see how this thing goes. Boof. Okay, this is another quick one. So another fan one. Yeah. Is this James Blunt?

This is actually, this is actually, this is actually, this is literally James Blunt, and he dropped this music video and this song literally after the Penetary thing happened. And then,

you know, we heard about him being on a boat, and then she wanted to get away from him, whatever. Or that's the rumor. Is, is this AI? No, that's his video.

He's dressed up as a different character in this, but he's kidnapping himself like another character of himself. But what's that dude with Hayden Panetary, though? They're trying to link it, you know, the lineage to, like, you know, her being in a boat she didn't want to. She's, like, basically a slave.

This came out six months after he. No, this came out literally, I think, the day after or something like, something very close. Interesting. So not much to say. Sounds like a good song. Well, it sounds like he's guilty. Although that's, we don't even know if the James one, that's also like a. If I'm James Bond, I come out, like, what the fuck?

Yeah. I have nothing to do with this. So I create slappers for the summer. summer yeah sorry i create slappers my bad i create a summer theme for y'all ungrateful bitches yeah so people are going on going in on the comments still loves james on the forming and blah blah ma do you just come back for you and you won't be able to hide i but he's like what the what did i do create slappers you're one of them now garbage song and video you killed her you killed Jesus Christ.

These are based off of rumors, too, you know? These people are assholes. Fuck off all you guys. These people have no idea what they're doing. This is bots, by the way. Cannibal. This is bots. It's so many followers, cannibal.

3-N-31. It's all bots. Oh. I don't know. Who knows? Maybe they know something else. We don't. Maybe there's more to it.

Yeah, or it's just the internet. They're assholes. I just saw this pop up on my feed. I guess this girl didn't know it's manual, so she almost blew the engine of a hurricane because she's not shifting. It's not manual, but it has manual paddle shifters.

So she probably has a manual and it's a paddle shift in PDK. So if you're in manual, you can put it in manual and then you've got to shift the gears plus. We shift the gears. Oh, God.

What is that car? What is that? It's a Lamborghini hurricane. Brand new, probably 300 something. so not good so not good um I don't like that

no my buddy you know Nick our boy Nick Collins we were doing this this pilot and uh they're like can you drive a stick Ferrari stick

you're gonna rent a Ferrari stick for this guy he goes yeah I call the producer I go he doesn't have to drive Ferrari stick he's an actor he's gonna say he can because he doesn't want to disappoint you He's going to try to learn, but he's not a driver. But has he never driven stick?

Never. Where do you grow up in New Jersey? Yeah, but his dad never showed him anything? He grew up driving. Oh. So he, uh, and I call him up. I go, hey, dude, you don't drive stick and you're not doing that to a brand of a Ferrari. Yeah, he's laughing.

I go, but I know you're an actor. I put him on the thread. I go, he'll say anything because he's an actor and he'll accommodate. But they don't, they don't, they don't make manual. Oh, they don't? No. That's so funny. Maybe this is an old one.

You can get an old one. Yeah, I think you're an old one. but then I don't know if they'd rent they were borrowing one or something from you're like a 360 Modino with a yeah yeah but they don't make them any crazy expensive no no new Ferrari comes manual just because you you have the paddles yeah they're faster your favorite car

Porsche or Ferrari Porsche Porsche what else got you got jenn all right this is um I don't know what to say about this but people were going off on this this is probably an older video but it started making rounds again it's some hold on just listen to how this person this isn't it looks like the Marine Corps right yeah so this is uh the speech that they give oh that's Elliot page wait violence

a citizen I expect you from a person's incident to your serious commander or chief respect to strengthen your body that uniform you now this is so weird I think that's a woman and she's Asian she's not Asian but so yeah but so yeah apparently it's a woman but then what's weird is like people are saying that this is probably a woman's academy or whatever like they're all women and she's the one that's in charge but it's like a very very bad person to put to put in charge because just simply physically you know yeah it's like weak and and everything else and but then there's a man behind them that's definitely a man yeah but the other person could be a woman yeah okay but you've got a ton of comments they were like what what has our

military come to basically It's just a woman and she's very thin. Some guys said, imagine going to boot camp and not feeling in the least bit threatened. You had to be like, what? You're dealing with a bunch of bros too, though, so they're like, okay, lady. I bet they roasted the fuck out of her. I mean, she got ro-r-r-r-ro-roasted. Elliot Page and the full metal jacket remake.

Yeah, that's a woman. I mean, I was looking at her that is a slight woman. Someone said, I thought, is this a youth camp? Mm-hmm. That's hilarious. Some guy said, I was at Paris Island from July to October 1939. That was not this. She sounds like Ralph Macho from the original karate kid.

Very true. Sounds like she's playing a character. She thinks that's why Marines do. Yeah, she's playing a character. I think English is her second language. Yeah. Yeah, and you just don't believe the toughness in this person. I think English is literally her character.

That's a white girl transitioning. I don't think it is. She's not Asian in any facet. I think she's... Definitely not Asian, though. Definitely not Asian. I think she's Vietnamese or something. Look at her face.

So off, dude. That is a white girl transition. No. Look at that face. I think you'll be very surprised. That's a white face. That's a slim, shady lesbian. I bet you if you just, if you dig a little bit, you will find that this is not...

I tried finding this stuff by the white chick. That's a white chick. I think her first language. That's an American. Guant it. Guant it. She is 100% Asian. No,

right. I can tell you right now she's not Asian. I can promise you. I can promise you. I can promise you. And that is, her name is.

That's an Asian to the left, right? Yeah. That could be Asian, but weren't like Indian or Mexican or She's had her skin blanched. And she is bleached. 100%.

Agon. She got Tassian. How old is this, Jen? It doesn't say, but people are flying. You made the rounds two weeks ago, three weeks ago. So funny. But then the video might be from way back, too, you know? I don't know.

Yeah, man. I saw this. I didn't know, I didn't think too much of this, but this is Beyonce. What Jim is reaching today? I'm telling you, do you guys have any good? I'm trying to think of what else is. Other than, like, war and politics, there's not much stuff going on or no. this is just yeah it's going this making the rounds

well i mean a porn producer's lap not a porn producer really it's a music producer but the way he's like come here come here sit on my lap oh what a scumbag he looks like that kind of exact you know prototyping that kind of creepy guy calling michael jackson yeah michael jackson

okay she's sorry we're in the studio and i have biance sitting on my lap and i'll put you on speakerphone i'm sorry yeah i'm a put you on speakerphone to talk to her. He's like, hold, he's touching her thigh. Okay, you ready? Okay, hold on.

She's so cute. Michael, here we go. I have Beyonce here. Hi. Hi, Beyonce. How you doing? I'm very honored. I can't believe I'm doing this.

Thank you. Thank you very much for giving this opportunity. But thank you. Brad Buckser is putting down the track now. He sounds very high. Brent, he's playing down with track now. Yeah, Beyonce's going to go on this video. He sounds like he's on drugs.

And you're going to give her her inspiration. Michael, when she was listening to the track, she fell in love with it immediately. Yes, I did. I love it. He did? Yeah, immediately, Michael. It's wonderful. She lit up, I mean, immediately from the very first line at first. What's the track?

Please don't, Beyonce. My voice. Your voice sounds great. You sound... He was getting over the flu when we recorded this. You know it was a flu and it has a flu. This is only his demo track for it. That's how his voice sounds when he has a flu.

Well, it sounds wonderful. And the first line, I screamed. Literally, I screamed. She's so great. And Michael, she's, you know, these guys can sing. I mean, she's going to nail this. This is great. So we're happening.

The vibe couldn't be any better. Let's keep going then. All right. Let's get going. Love you, Michael. I love you, too. All right. Talk you later, Michael.

Do you love him? Love you. I wonder what song that was. I'll look it up by now. We are the world. That guy literally just had her sit on his lap. He said on Michael Jackson. Yeah.

What a song it was? Yeah. Officially recorded you it together. Oh, they never released it. What more can I give? Okay. She also did the backing vocals, so not like a feature. Wow.

Interesting. Crazy. It never came out. Yeah. Oh, to support the victims of 9-11. God, he must have died shortly after that, right? He died at 50, so he died actually. No, I was on the Ultimate Firehouse.

He died in 2008 or 2009. Damn. Really? Yep. Because I remember we're not allowed to get any information Ultimate Fighter House, and one of the cameraman goes. 2009, Papa.

Yeah, one of the cameraman goes, job, like, what's up? And they're not allowed to talk to? He goes, Michael Jackson died. It's like, what? Damn. Yeah, and I told all the guys. And it was a prophanol, pro pro pro pro prophal sleeping. Yeah.

But he wasn't even like big anymore at that point, right? He was just kind of. Yeah, he was just kind of like. He was on his way out. He had some shopping spree. They were showing how much he spends. And he was just like, I think he was desperately unhappy. Of course.

He didn't, but he wasn't trying to die. He was only happy when, when prepubescence were sleeping in his bed. Oh, do you? He couldn't, he couldn't sleep. So he used that, this only way he could sleep. He would like stay up for, days upon days and then i can imagine them getting yeah so that and that that that doctor went to a prison i know like he gave him too much and he died and then he didn't call a cop soon enough but he wasn't

like suicidal that miserable he just couldn't fucking sleep what's your take on it we talked i know we talked about but you follow this stuff i it's all it's all weird man i mean clearly there's something there's some weird shit when you're having kids staying out of your house yeah but then he settled like he was never found guilty. So he settled on all of them. And then people think that's an admission of guilt, but anybody that knows the way the system works, no, no, no, he settled because he didn't want to drag out to trial.

Yeah. But my thing is, he did go to a trial, didn't he? Or no. Yeah, he went to one. But my thing is when it comes to like that type of accusation, I get you want to save money, but wouldn't you want to go to trial if you're innocent? I'm like, no, no, no, I get settling.

say money and he had so much money but wouldn't it be better if this goes to trial so we can make sure i'm found not guilty so we can move on yeah he settled with so many bubba so many why were his kids so why are his kids so white he didn't have it wasn't his sperm it wasn't his sperm i don't think so at all his kids are white as shit paris jackson has zero afric American in her. Zero. See, all the thing is, right? It's like, you know, meaning Michael Jackson would occur

massive legal fees. I'm like, I get all that. But when you have his type of money and you're talking about touching kids, like some of the shit should have went to trial, man. Yeah. And they're saying they often urgent remain signed to avoid media misinterpretation or making statements for rescuers could use against him. I don't know. My thing is what parent would ever settle when, you know,

there's that too what parent would settle if your kid was actually but again let's say you're some broke parent and they're like yo if Michael Jackson seems ready to settle and you're like well listen I work three jobs I have four kids what what are we talking about here like 50 million dollars you never have to work again like or we can carry on and go through you're going to get nothing but he's going to be found guilty yeah so you can see how poor blue collar working family is like I'll take 20 mil yeah and we can't get my kid therapy and shit you can see why and some of those people that were suing them remember you look back into it they're just shady as hell they could just tell they want to fame or

money but again that's that's where this gets a little clouded because there's some people that aren't shady that sued them and then there's some that are that just jumped on my thing i keep going back it's like the it's like the ditty thing like ditty did he did a lot of terrible shit but then we find out whatever there's 40 women some of them them are shitheads and just looking for money there are other women he's a piece but that's what i'm saying there's some actual victim he's implicated now in the tupac chakure really murder that's going they're actually broadcasting that yeah it's super he's been he's been he's been implicated in that too he's the worst but my thing is i keep going back you are a grown man and you had children sleep in

your bed that you that aren't your children like get the fuck out of here like you parents you got blame parents too. Yeah, but I'm saying what are you doing? There's a bunch of people that should take the blame. Can you imagine though if you and our friends and I found that you were having a birthday party for little kids? I'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about? What are you saying? Yeah, so we're just talking about McCauley.

McCauley said he was always just cool, like a nice guy. Yeah. And Corey was a, I'm sorry, McCauley was just a famous kid. Then he kind of, I mean, I guess he kind of understood the fame thing with McCauley. I don't know. McCauley, Corey Feldman, Aaron Carter. And Corp Feldman is like crazy as hell right now. And Aaron Carter was crazy, but they both say he didn't do anything. Yeah. You know, but then they definitely accused other people of doing stuff. I know that. Corey did. Aaron Carter definitely did. Yep. Weird Robson. That guy was a weird one. That guy's the shady's fuck. But he defended him. Yeah, but then something he came out later, right? Yeah. Because they didn't give him a job in Vegas. Oh. Oh, here. Yours later, Robson reversed his stance filed lawsuit. That's weird.

They defend him in 2009. Then all of a sudden they fought a lawsuit. Because he's not doing anything. He's like, when there was money involved. Yeah. I don't, it's all,

gun to the head. Did he touch a kid? Listen, he hung out with a lot of fucking kids. Something weird's there. Yeah. But then he also was at a level of fame and lost his childhood. So I don't know,

man. He's a complicated dude. It's all weird, right? Yeah. Neither way you don't let your kids go with him. A kid is sleeping in your fucking. Yeah. You blame the parents.

Yeah. You blame parents. what you don't blame the parents for. The shit I'm going to do to that Miami Improft stage. But I would blame the parents of the kids go to the show and they're under 21. It's true. August 28, 2930, you want to come to the show, you want to laugh, you come hang. Louisville, Kentucky, I got September 18, 19.

I got, I got Huntsville just added today, September 25, 26. What's that, Alabama? Yep. So let's go. All right, kids, go see the kid. He's in Miami. All right, that's it. This is the father of kid.

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