The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen vs Andrew Schulz in Boxing? | TFATK Ep. 960

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap Brendan's UFC 297 Fight Companion with with Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz and Eddie Bravo and talk how Bryan would do in a boxing match with Andrew Schulz. Also, they give their takes on who they think who won, Sean Strickland or Dricus du Plessis. They also talk current events around the world including Dave Chappelle calling out Kat Williams and much more! FiveCBD - Go to https://fivecbd.com/fighter and get your $40 bottle for free, just pay shipping and handling. NativePath Collagen PM - https://getnativepath.com/fighter O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://www.oreillyauto.com/ House Of Macadamias - http://partner.houseofmacadamias.com/tfak Subscribe to your favorite bundle and get free snack bars every time with 15% off the whole order

Yes we dead, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter in the kit. This is really the fighter in the kit. Come on baby. Let's go baby! Look at us welcome back. Welcome back. Couple golden goose, couple silly golden goose's. Yeah, we're wearing very expensive designer sneakers everybody.

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French Italians make perfume, cheese, the fromage. How was how was a fight companion? Yeah. Joey Diaz has Joey Diaz doing. He's great. He's in Jersey. Love and life out there. Yep. So I retired Yes, I mean he's he agreed with Rogan on the show and at dinner that where he'll come down like three days Every month at the mothership really and a rogans trying to give him to move. He's like it's not happening

I love Jersey my daughter's there. I've been to his house in Jersey. It's nice. Yeah, he just loves it up there He's like it's not happening. No, he's I can come down do my thing, but I'm not moving down. He's like it's not happening No, and Rogan was like, all right. Well, let's just get you down here and we'll go from there. Yeah, yeah He's like you he's like you gotta warm me up. He's like you're trying to go all the way with me on the first day We got warm me up. Let me just feel it out. Let me feel it out. Let me see what's up But yeah, I've seen Joey in a hot second. It's so good to see him. That's great And he was his usual awesome self. Yep the best I heard you guys had a little talk about me fighting Andrew Schultz. I don't know how they got brought up

Yeah, I think you Eddie brought it up. Yeah, me and Eddie sided with you, of course And then Rogan was saying Schultz and you've seen him hit mitts Why would I didn't think it helped the case for Andrew Schultz only showed the mid thing And there's a good athlete. It was like the Floyd thing, you know, where the mid guys touching the gloves. Yeah. And in Rogan's case, it was like, you know, his level of discipline to get to arena act. If you can do that.

His level of discipline, he's more disciplined than me, he thinks. I just think, I think the way, like, he's just saying like the tenacity and like the work ethic to get to arena act, like that. See see but I don't think that translates to fighting no no it's also I don't want to keep the conversation going I was like alright Brian beat the shit up I don't want to keep going with it but I want to be like hey you know like Elon Musk and Zuckerberg have insane work ethics doesn't mean they can fight yeah like I guess you gotta get punched in the face I've seen you get punched in the face before

and you don't back down. No. And I love Schultz. Schultz is one of my favorites. Well, I was thinking about it. I like, I like Andrew so much. I would never look forward to actually fighting. I don't think about that at my age.

We guys aren't going to hurt each other because neither one can fight. But you guys can spar. You can hurt each other. I can hurt somebody if I punch in my face. I think if it's sparring with head gear on, no way's he gonna get hurt. Guys do it. I don't know about that probably. Guys are if it's sparring with head gear on, no way's it gonna get hurt.

Guys do it right now. But I've hit people when they have head gear and hurt them. You guys aren't gonna hurt each other with head gear on. What are you talking about? You guys can spar and you'll be fine. Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on, you think you can't spar and do shots without hurting them?

I hurt people. No, I'm saying but I've hurt them. You might get concussed, but you think you're gonna change the DNA spawn once? I'm saying you can hurt people. I've hurt people very easily when they're wearing headgear. Because I punch hard enough to hurt you. I mean, I don't understand anything.

No, you're taking a personal. No, I'm not talking personal. I sparred, I've sparred. But, but I'm... Hold on. So many rounds, Bubba. Yeah. Everyone's fine.

No, you'd be fine. If you should spar, nobody's getting knocked unconscious. It's not happening. What do you say that? How many guys have you knocked unconscious, sparring? Well, none. None. None, none, yeah.

And you guys are friends? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not gonna go crazy. No one get knocked out flat. Right, of course not. No, you guys would do a friendly thing. Of course, of course. And even if you guys want to, it's tough to knock somebody out, dude Right, of course not. No, you guys would do a friendly thing. Of course, of course. And even if you guys want to,

it's tough to knock somebody out, dude. It's fucking tough. You're also 56, Schultz is 40 something. Nobody's gonna knocked out. Now, if we include spin, I was like, hold up, branking kick? No. No, it's just boxing.

Boxing kick, it's just boxing. You guys could do it and be a friendly thing. It'd be fun. Yeah, nobody's gonna get hurt. It'd be a problem. Yeah, now if you guys do it like on the street, and then it's like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Yeah, it'd be a problem. Yeah, now if you guys do it like on the street, and then it's like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But I'm talking about 60 ounce gloves, head care. Right. Nobody's gonna knock down. Right, right. You guys could do that. Yeah, I think so. Guys do it all the time. I used to do it all the time.

It was always fun. And nobody's getting knocked out. You can get to a point with sparring where we would do this round robin at the gym, and like you can, it actually gets to be fun, because you learn how to protect yourself. You learn how to keep your head in the your head and I know it's getting starched Right and also nobody's trying to kill each other even if they are it's fucking tough to knock a guy out. It's tough

Well, yeah, I was with Hager on yeah And now if you're now now if I'm fighting a guy who's good. It's pretty easy for them to knock you out I mean if you're fighting a good boxer and you've and you're in there and you're a guy who boxed the way I did They can knock you out. They can hurt. I'm a professional. Uh-huh. Or just even good good amateur, of course But that's what they do. Yeah, but why are you doing that? No? Yeah When you move around with a really good guy in the gym, they're not doing that to you. No, they could not Yeah, yes, if you want to be a dick. dick. But you and Schultz aren't doing that. Neither one's a professional far from it.

You guys would be fine. Yeah. Like a three round, three minute thing, you guys would be noisy and knocked out. I also, if I may, I think I'm a very disciplined when it comes to stand up because I write all the time. So my standup is great. Now my promotion, I have a mental block to it. I'm not great about that.

You're also 56. Yeah. The name of the song is 56, it crutches to it. I'm not great about that. You're so 56 Yeah, they must own the 56 who crutches that promotion. That's not I think I don't think I'm in a different thing. I think Yeah, I just like how I think it's different discipline wouldn't be the same as sure like if I think he says I think he has that like he has A block when it comes you with that but I think because when you got into it You're also acting when acting when other guys are going full time. I was doing it all. You're doing it all. There's nothing wrong with that.

It also worked out, you got your own freaking sitcom. Yeah, discipline's never been my problem. That's never been an issue. Hard work in discipline's never. It's just maybe not as focused, more scattered, doing a TV show. That took, doing a podcast TV show and the road. That's a lot. That's a lot.

That's a lot. You spray yourself then. Instead of just doing something. And Rogan used to always say, just focus on stand-up and podcasting. And I didn't. I had a TV show. I had two TV shows.

It was a big deal. No, no shame. But that was my goal. That was always what I wanted to be. So when's the fight? That's a good question. Cause I'll start training if I have to. The other thing is.

I don't see Shultz doing it. No, but either you don't see me doing it. Bubba, I'm 57 soon and I have four kids. I'm going on four kids. I wish I had the time. Yeah. Do I go to a gym and train in two hours a day? That's going to be tough.

It'd be fun. I don't see it happen. Unless I'm getting money for it. Yeah. And I'll, yeah, I don't think we can pay Shultz enough either. Yeah. Now I've sold out Master's Square Garden. I don't think he's, Yeah. Now what I, yeah, that's a, yeah, I don't think we can pay Schultz enough either. Yeah, now I'm at the square garden. I don't think yeah now what I yeah That's a yeah, and also I have to say boxing like

Jiu-Jitsu is one thing boxing. I like if you said Brian, you're gonna fight Mark Wahlberg I'm I'm training four hours a day and I'm gonna take a big payday. Well, I'm also gonna I also I'm also I Don't want to and there's nothing I'm I don't want to lose that guy in any context. Yeah, so I'm gonna take it. What's a big payday? Well, I'm also gonna, I also, I'm also, I don't wanna, and there's nothing I'm gonna, I don't wanna lose to that guy in any context. Yeah. So I'm gonna take it way too seriously. With Schultz, he's younger, he's athletic.

I don't care. And he even boxed so well. And he'd be, yeah, I haven't boxed well. But I'm saying, No, I'm saying Schultz does. If he beat me or he, I don't care.

Like it's great. It'd be fun to do, because I like the guy and he's young. I don't see anyone pausing their life for you. Yeah, but if you say, bro, you're going to go fight Mark Wahlberg or something. I'm going to go, let's see. Is he there with Volkanowski? No, that's the one that he wrote and showed.

Yeah, okay, Joe. All right, Joe. Yeah. Did you watch the fights on Saturday? I did not watch the fights. I only watched the first Yeah, okay. Well, that's not boxing though, right? That's not boxing. I mean, it's hit in mid. But again, when Rogan brought up, I was like, I wasn't like, Oh, it's just not boxing though. That's that's, that's, let me sit in mid. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, okay. But you know, come on.

You guys aren't, neither one are you gonna do shit. Yeah, well. Right? It's fun to talk about though. Yeah. It's not happening. I love both of you. I do it.

I don't think Shultz would do it. I don't, no. No, it's nothing. He's not, he's not a boxer. He doesn't, he doesn't, he's never boxed. I also don't think he cares. He's also not been in a ring. I don't think he cares.

I don't think he cares. Yeah. But he's so funny, but he's great. Yeah, I wouldn don't think he cares. He's also not been in a ring. I don't think he cares. Yeah. Yeah. But he's so funny, but he's great. Yeah, I wouldn't be boxing either, obviously Andrew. Did you, were you able to watch fights on Saturday? I watched Neil Magney win. That was awesome. Then I had Ron stage.

He was ass-wuffed, right? Yeah, that was amazing. But his cardio, that guy, that guy gassed. And that was really interesting. But that kid looks like an athlete. You didn't miss much. I saw the first round and I was loving I was loving Ricklins. Yeah, he was putting it on him and he looked fast He was kicking when the first yep, but I did not see it after that. I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, what do you think?

I thought nobody got robbed. I thought strict one. Yeah Give him the first round fifth round clearly and then you give him two or three you pick, probably two. You know? Yeah. But no one got right. It happens, you know? I didn't think, I thought Strickland, for whatever reason, something seemed different with him. I'd like to hear from Nick Sick with the mentality, but even Nick Sick in the corner was like,

let's go, let's get going here. Because he never did the Sean Strickland where he kind of just, he's this constant wave and it takes over. So it just didn't click now it could be DDP so awkward and good where he didn't feel like he had the opportunity to do that so it could be that but and DDP is a rugged son of a bitch huh tough hell yes took some there's some beating I saw the Raquel Pennington fight actually I saw that where's time I fight of all time it was not her fault you know I think it's more of bueno silvas issue, but well

Well, Raquel kept clenching in here her corner set kept saying just keep banging make distance and bang And I see you over there. What's that? Okay? Yeah, I thought it was more heard. It's just a bad fight. It's all yeah I heard this thing's laws of our Evola is a beast Yeah on Arnold Allen. All right, I had the sphinx happens. Mazvar Evola is a beast on Arnold Allen. Arnold Allen had great takedown defense. Yeah. But yeah, the whole card was you didn't miss much.

I didn't, right? How's our boy? Is Mark Andre Barrio, is that the guy who you like? The Special Forces guy? Absolutely, Ben Wasent Denny. No, we need to talk about it. What's his name? Ben Wasent Denny.

He's fighting a dozen parts. That's the guy I want to... That's UFC 299. You gotta watch's that's that's UFC two ninety nine. Okay. You gotta watch that main event so we can try. So I hung with that. I hung with that. My show, uh,

Kel Kelvin Gaslam and the great Henry Sehudo showed up. One of the goats. Love them. Yep. And then with a bunch of, uh, with this Helen Marollus, who is a gold medalist in the Olympics at wrestling and a an absolute smoke show. Got it. She gets into a smoke show. She's gonna take it off. She's yeah gorgeous.

She's pretty and the gold medalist. And then this girl Victoria Anthony and other all my friends were like she's gorgeous and she fights a 105 but but also just cool as shit. It was great to have them in the crowd and then they came back to the green room with those animals with sehudo with Gaslam and the rest of their their Wrestling crew who got downright rowdy when the tequila started flowing rowdy Now that was that was insanity right there and sehudo's fight is it is yet to is he 299 Sehudo no because Sean Sean sugar Sean who I did his podcast

I went and did Tim Welch and sugar Sean's podcast the best they're setting their gym looks so good This is 298 in February. I should write with the marab. Yes. I talked to I talked to Henry about that I was like dude you got nothing to prove you got nothing to prove you did it all and he goes I know but I can't I want to Henry about that. I was like, dude, you got nothing to prove. You got nothing to prove. You did it all. And he goes, I know, but I can't, I want to go out on top. Yeah. He just, you know, you can't help it. He's just like screams the better.

That guy, really? Marab's a maniac. Yeah. Now let's see if Marab's wrestling works on a galaxy. Who don't. That's a good question. B, let's take a little break, pal. I need something to calm me down.

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You know, you get, it's probably, it's just that there is that thing, 36. 36 and at 135, 36, that's different. Yes, and that's a lot of miles on that guy. But look at guys who are in Tau De Fite's over 34, the success is not good. You know, this isn't Tau De Fite, I'm saying in general,

after 34 it gets dicey. Yeah, that's the way it is. This is just father time. And with the smaller weights, especially, 36. It just because of speed and endurance, all that stuff. Yeah, everything. And yeah. But if anyone's gonna pull it off,

it's gonna be so hoot-o. So, yeah. Our boy, our boy, Sugar Sean, is, they have this great gym out in Peoria and Like Tim Wilson the guys who just built that place up. I mean, it's just unbelievable But sugar is his his confidence is sky-high. He's one of those dudes who just shows up He just fucking shows up the podcast we did drops today and his his shit just shows up. Look at him What do you mean shows up? Just on fight day, I was talking, I was asking him about his mindset

and he goes, I'm just so calm on fight day. It's when I'm doing it. It's what he's meant to do. Yeah, that's why he's world champ. Yeah, he's just like, that's when I come, you know, that's when I'm ready. Yeah, he's one of those guys, it's like, we're not talking about practice.

No, we're not talking about practice. He shows up when the lights are on. He shows the fuck up. That's why he's champ. Yep, yep. Yeah, you gotta watch that main event so we can chat about it. I'd like to get your thoughts on it.

I will, I will, cause I heard it was. Me and Rogan and Dana gave it to Strickland. Wow, that's a lot. Yeah, but nobody got robbed. You can see how the judges would. I'm surprised though, cause this Strickland's the champ. So you have to take that belt from them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, but should be eight. Okay. No, no, no But I mean typically though you do see when when a champion like you could make the case that in most title fights If the champion isn't beat decisively a lot of times they get then they get really it's not the way scoring works

But it's just not the way the game works, but people do you typically they for whatever reason I Think you get there's something about holding the belt that they did the favor the nod usually goes in In a fight that close the nod usually goes to the champ Now if you look at this, it's just not the way you look at the stats. It's just not but it's not the way the game works Didn't Strickland land more. Yeah, it's weird I got taken down a bunch got taken out six times, but the takedowns meant nothing Yeah, like the takedown and then the the counter the takedown is getting back up. So if you do nothing with takedowns, they don't really count them.

Rematch? No, I don't think, I think, Homs at UFC 300 or Izzy could happen. Okay. Although, yeah, head 90, that's a lot. Which just means, no, that's 90% of the strike went to the head. Oh, okay, I got you. But then if you look at the copy strike numbers,

I can't always go off copy strike is takedowns and ring aggressive stuff like that, but. It's a close fight. It looks like it was a really close fight. I can't wait to watch it. Go to ESPN's Instagram. I think it's ESPN MMA. They posted a whole thing on it.

You look at that, you're like, God dang it. I had Strickland win. Again, not upset that DDP one. I can see rounds two through four you'd give him. Then one in five you give to Strickland. I think you could definitely find a round for Strickland between two and four. Definitely not four, but two or three you could nod his way.

Yep. Look at that, is that a new one? Yeah, that one wow that's hard to argue with so you I give him round one three and five five that's confusing then a little bit it's got to be a bummer for Sean and then go over to Dana White's comments Jen here you go. Fight, did you have on the school club? It's a good fight. It's a good fight. I mean, that's, you know, you lose, you lose, you win,

you win, you lose, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win.

You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you win. You lose, you win, you way. You know, it was a close fight. It's a good fight. It's a good fight. I mean, that's, you know, you lose, you lose, you win, you win. I mean, that's what it is.

Yeah, I'm with Daniel. Look at his eye though. Look at Duplice's eye. Poor Duplice's eye, because I do like Duplice's and you know, he's earned every bit of this. And then he's doing the media thing, you know, and he goes, wait, you can see, you know's he hasn't been on social media thing goes wait wait people think I lost that fight and

Drones goes yeah, it was like who he was Dana white. He was bullshit. You're just like, ah poor. I know how that feels Yeah, like come on. Don't take his win. I've had it. We're like here Dana's upset. You know, you're just screwed Yeah, oh no, because Dana says that yeah, and Rogan says that on their platforms the two most famous guys in the world Soon as they co-signed that yeah Everybody jumps on that then it this whole all the sheep go man And then it's just do police like oh my god. Yeah where there's an argument He won the fucking fight of course, but when Dana and rogan go now. I got this guy. You're like, oh, no That man, I did too. It's got the belt. It's got the beltan go, nah, I got this guy, you're like, oh no. Doesn't matter.

And I did too. It's got the belt. It's got the belt. Yeah, it doesn't matter for him. He'll be an underdog, he's next fight no matter what. Yeah, think about that accomplishment. It's a pretty big deal. Insane.

Nuts. Nuts. Like I was looking at Sean O'Malley and I was just like, you're a champion. Insane. And went through killers. You know, I mean, you know, as far as... Peter Yon, yeah? Yeah.

Peter Yon, and then he beats Sterling. I mean, Algemein, Sterling. Yeah, Sterling's a big one, yeah. It's like, what? Who is, Duplice is gonna fight next? So if I'm Duplice's... You can tell me, how many comms out? You know, comms out's down, we don't know where Izzy's at.

You said I'm down for 300. If I'm Duplisys, dude, I'm not rushing back in. I'm enjoying the fruits of my labor. I'm doing the whole media thing, getting my brand up, getting more famous, and then fighting about six, eight months. That's what I'm doing.

Can you do that? Oh yeah, do the champ, what are you gonna do? Do the champ? That's what you should do. Any guy that rushes back in, how's it paid off? Aljo, rush back in against sugar Which he didn't want to they've rushed guys in Izzy Rushing in and then fighting strictly on short notice losing the belt. I'm not I'm like no, no, I don't feel good

I'm gonna wait I would soak it in get all the Acculation all the accolades all that do all the press get my name up even bigger, and then fight in six months. Cause he fights at 300 and it's not knock on DUP. I know it sounds like, I love that. He's a monster. He's been underdog no matter who they pair him with next. If he fights Strickland again, he'll be an underdog. If he fights Izzy again, he'll be an underdog.

I'm sorry, if he fights Strickland again, he'll probably be a slight underdog. If he fights Izzy, he'll be an underdog. Homsot, he'll be an underdog. Homzat, he'll be an underdog. Bonickel, underdog. He's a bonickel. Oh yeah. So there's nobody they can offer him.

Because of Bo's wrestling. Yeah, there's nobody they can offer him where he's going to be a favorite. So the odds are you're probably going to lose that fight. Dude, take it in. It's so hard to get the belt. And these guys can't enjoy it. Most people with this. The UFC's rushing them back in.

They're going to rush them back in. Dude, the UFC's going to do what they... You think the UFC cares if DuPluese's brand gets bigger? No, they people with the UFC's rushing them back in they're gonna rush them back Dude, the U.S. season do what do you you think the UFC cares if do please is brand gets bigger now They care about you know they care about you through UFC 300 right 300 Some people care about it. If I'm do please is I'm not bending over backwards They please you have seen make 300 fuck them not to do your thing do what's best for you and your family Get your brand bigger go on all the. America now, you're the champ. So ESPN is going to have you on all this. More sponsors.

You fight in what would say in June, so you got February, March, April, May, then June. Oh, it's April. So you got February, March, April. April 13. April 13. So you got three months. No.

Is he, are they telling them to fight in three months? They're asking him if he's down. No. So, so on, you have three months. Now you're going to be suspended for price. You needed two him if he's down. No. So, so on. You have three months. Now you're gonna be suspended for price. You needed two months, but we'll fight camp. Well, right? So you have a month off.

So you have a month off to what? And then he'll then go straight back in camp. It's not ideal. He took a beating. Five, five rounds. No, but your brain. He was a winner. Yeah, there's no upside.

And for what? To please the people for the three make 300. No dude, go do the whole media tour. Take your time. Tell him six months. Yeah, there's no upside and for what to please the people for the three make 300 fuck no dude Go do the whole media tour take your time come six months. Don't talk to me for six months What kind of money you think that they made for this fight? He wasn't champs. I don't know he's probably you know low six figures Yeah, low low six. Yeah, that ain't gonna that ain't gonna get it done You gotta you gotta figure out a way to make as much money as you can I would sign all my endorsement deals now, do a year to two year deal. As the champ,

you're gonna lock them into a year deal. So there's no clause that says if you're not champ, you make less money. Lock in the money now for a year to two years. Take six months, get all these endorsements as the champ, and then fight, dude. Get your brand up bigger, then fight. Don't rush back to please the fan base and the media and the UFC to save 300. Fuck you Correct. Take your time, bud. 100% made 592 No strictly made 532 not bad. No, it's not great. That's estimated Yeah, but he made so strictly made 592 plus pay per view which probably not gonna be that high So strictly made 592 plus pay per view which probably not gonna be that high So strictly made good money

Hmm, but for DDP, you know 532 plus sponsors so he can chill for you know six months. Yeah, I would assume Of course, but it would be the smart thing to do, right? They'll the brand lock endorsements to year two year deals with a no champion clause in there Lock in all the guaranteed money dude right now. His team should be working overtime right now. Over time. Yeah, cause now he's the hottest thing right now. I hope he listens to that. They won't, they won't.

No? He seems to be a smarter one cause remember they tried to rush him in there to fight Izzy when he was hurt in Australia and he went no. And the UFC shunned him for it and were being nasty about it. And then they put in Strictly and that's how Strictly became champ. How does Izzy and DDP, how does that work out, do you think?

What is your thought on that? Tough fight for DDP. Tough fight for DDP, because he's got a strike with somebody like Izzy, who's longer. And I think he has better takedown defense than Strictly. Yes. Much tougher takedowns, more traps, more calculated. If it's Izzy and he's on, not like the Striglund fight, it's a tough fight, man.

It's a tough fight for anything. For OmdDP, I look at the landscape, don't rush back in it and lose the belt, dude. You're going to be an underdog. Lock in all these endorsements, go on the media tour, get your name bigger, then fight. Comzat was sick last I saw. Now, he posted, he wants DDP at 300.

Omzat's asking for it, even though Ramadan's there post he was sick post a picture of him training with the number 300 on it He wants DDP at 300. That's a big fight. Damn. I'm those fights, but if I'm gonna eat those fights aren't going anywhere, dude I agree fuck 300 don't rush back in to be the savior because you're gonna lose your belt And I'm not saying he's for sure gonna lose his belt, but the odds are it's not great After three months is not enough. No need to fight so quickly. You've taken all that damage and and Don't be tougher than don't be too tough for your own good. Yeah, I'll say don't be a company man Name one person's worked out for that's a great point. Chris Weidman. It's a great. Nobby. Dobby It's a great cut eight sixty pounds. Yeah, I don't know three days. Did they give him bonus? No, who else it's worked out for that's a great way great point Chris Weidman. It's a great Abu Dhabi. It's a great way cut eight sixty pounds and I don't know three days.

Did they give him bonus? No. Who else it's worked out for? Let's think about that. Don Cerrone. Look at how long GSP took a long time between fights, right? All those guys did. They hate that. UFC hates it. You gotta do what's best for you. Connor said already. He's different. I know. That's a bad example. But you're right. I mean, but being a company man. Who's it worked out? You're doing what's good for the machine not for what's good for you Right in the career so short especially at champ. Yeah, take your time dude You're champ you call the shots now now if he's now you don't want to be ridiculous like I'm gonna take a year off Then there's they're gonna do earned intern belt John Jones took a takes long times now part of that's different different cuz he

You just how I go. Yeah, it's different's speaking. Different, different, because you're talking about goat. Yeah. It's different. But even if you're champion, you have some power now, dude. Yeah, spider took a long time, didn't he? You're talking, but this is different, B. Anderson, John, GSP, you're talking about different strata. Well, I'm just looking at long standing champs. We're talking about goats.

What about Volkanovsky? He takes time. Max Holloway? No, I mean, he's rushing back now. I got knocked out by Machev now Well, that's because he lost but like I'm saying maybe a knocked out be still champ Yeah, he got knocked down at 55 so that's a different he's back down to 45 and but still yeah knocked out You're rushing back in then a good idea. Let's defend your title and for what to save what dude, right? Because UFC is saying all we need you here. Fuck you

Yeah, man. Because UFC keeps going. The fighters don't. Your career is so short, especially as a champion. It's the toughest thing in the world. Heavy lies the ground. And you got knocked out in a short notice fight too. That's what I'm saying, Jesse.

That's it. That's yeah. That's not a good idea. Sure, there's no rush. I don't get the rush. They're chopped by the bit to get back in there. You know, fighters, they're like, I can fight anybody anytime.

Is that mentality right? Yeah, that's why you have good managers. Yeah. So I hope he enjoys the fruits of his labor and doesn't rush in and feel like he has to save 300. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see. We will see. Fighters gonna fight. Fighters gonna fight. Fighters was gonna fight I don't know if you know but I was scouted by the major leagues Oh, were you yeah, so I'm everybody should know that my hand-eye coordination is what's the word off the charts I stood at the plate while major league Dominican baseball players in the major leagues were throwing past me and

Dominicans can throw. They can throw. They're all awesomely, they're all like six, four, just those two, now I was out there with a bunch of guys, some big leaguers who are pitchers. And with all due respect to pitchers, you'll see some pitchers that don't look like they've done much, they don't look like

they've done much sporting above, but they look like they walked out of a bar. some of those guys. They're just giant guys. Let me see Brian do this He threw he throws so hard that guy We 90 a month just this is so good. Get in the box and it's Pedro. That's a picture. Here I am. Look at my. Now I'm not a pitcher guys. Oh, I couldn't believe it. Dude, now he was a thonist he but he was a change-up in 88 miles an hour change-up

I can't believe I got my bat around time. Can I tell you something? What can I tell you something though? This is funny, but I'm like a good mimic So and then I hit another ball. I got I got a piece of another ball, but it doesn't matter But but so so I was was watching, like a while back, I just scrolled through Instagram and there was a major league pitching coach who was saying that everybody, he was going, you guys don't have to pull back when you hit,

you go from here just to there, just there to there and you'll save time. I never forgot it. So I was watching and I was like, all right, I'll just, I'm not, you know, I don't play fucking baseball, but I went, I play enough tennis, I can see the ball. Now I was afraid because some of those balls,

I got a whole video where you see like these 90 mile, bro, you can't get your bat around inside. It's just like too fast. I'm too old, I'm an old man. It's the hardest thing to do in sports. Oh my God. You're a fast ball. You're what?

Just zoom, zoom. So, but again, I've got enough tennis so I can see the ball. And so all I do is I'm thinking, and once I got over the fear, because my heart was racing, I didn't want to get hit. And they're fucking, and I just went,

I'm just gonna, I just did this. I just got that, and I got it. See, I would have preferred to see them where they can only throw 99 or higher and you try to hit it. Well, that would have been a better video. They did, and you can see me swinging. I have that video.

See, I would have liked 10 cuts of those going, I have that. I have that on video. And then you hit one. Yes, I have that. That is what happened, by the way. That's not, that was after about seven pitches. That would have made that video way more viral. I took some cuts.

I'm showing how hard it is. Yeah. I have them. I'm not sure I should post. Because it looks, yeah. That looks silly. Yeah. That's a shitty video.

Because then you think they're taking it easy, but if it would have been like you, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, and then ding, that'd have been dope. Yes, I have it. I have that video. I'll get that. Because that's what I should post, right?

It's better. Yeah, it's late now, but yeah. Yeah, fuck. Because that's what was happening post, right? It's better. Yeah, it's late now, but yeah. Fuck, because that's what was happening. I was swinging in earnest, and then one point, I felt like it got a little close to me and I ran away. Think about that, dude. I heard the Dodgers trying to side between you and Otani. Well, so this is interesting because there was a scout there

and he said, how old are you? And I said, I'm in my 50s. He goes, fuck, and I go, what? He goes, And I said, I'm in my fifties. He goes, fuck. And I go, what? He goes, it's just, I gotta make some calls. And then, because they- And then you didn't hear back? I didn't hear back yet.

Weird. I didn't hear back yet. Maybe they're just mulling it over. Well, they're mulling it because my hand I cornered, as you know, did I mention this? Off the charts. Off the charts. I feel like if I can hit two, I got a piece of two.

But you made a D-H, right can't have your liability out in the field I was you know what for the first it's been a long time I was catching balls in my mitt and throwing no you're not gonna be catcher right because that's not a job gonna be a catcher sports right so yeah shortstop right not yeah maybe first base you're a little undersized I got it I got a tailpiece on me but when you talk about baseball players they're all ass and legs Especially when they come from the Dominican and there was a gentleman from Cuba there Cuba and he was cheap up

Baba wasn't just cheeked up really he wasn't just cheeked up I'd like to get my peepers on this. He had the longest legs. I was looking at how long his legs were Yeah, you're no you're like you're a pig and shit around your gonna like this he had he had he was ebbin He was quite quite quite tall problem. Let's give him six three solid six three Obviously you can see never lifted a weight in his life doesn't have that crazy And just all that Had that Nicki Minaj? All ass and legs and you would have been right there with me shoulder to shoulder because I kid you not, I could just see the outline of a fucking panther's tail.

That makes sense. A real plan. A swan, a black swan's neck. A plantain, just a dark plantain hang out the front. Just sitting, because the only place for that to sit. That thick Cuban cigar out the front. It can only sit like a loafer. Like a dark loafer.

It's bunched up. Bubba just across his fucking. Yeah, just chilling. Because there's no, you can't do much about that. You gotta wear it along your leg or a bunch. I can only imagine. You can curl it up like a snail's tail, but that's not comfortable.

Nice guy. Didn't talk to him, Bob. He was quiet, because he doesn't have to say much. He doesn't have to move much or say much when you're working with that whole situation. Good for you, man. Good weekend, then.

Good weekend. Good weekend. Good week. Me, Pee-ro Kitchen. You had to pee over that, that work your bladder, get your bladder? Get your bladder going?

Ah, man. This is another episode of Huge Black Dicks. Because I don't, I gotta stop. Do I stop? I talk about male body way too much, everybody. Oh, God. I'm sure a lot of people are like, I can't again with this.

I can't, but I'm just saying. A lot of fun. It's not your fault, you're great. Yeah. Yeah, I was, my friend said, if you can touch that ball, he trains them. He's their trainer. He goes, if you can touch the ball, I'll give you $1,000.

Got a piece of two balls off two different pitchers. They were roasting the guy, I got a hit off of him. They were roasting, not a hit, but a foul ball. Roasting him on a group chat. They were like, oh, you got, but, you know, all I want to do is stand on that plate and try to get those hits now. Cause I can see the ball, I can see the ball. I just can't see.

How fast was he pitching? They were pitching 98 miles an hour in some cases. Some of the ones I missed were coming by me at 98. Wow. 97, 98, yeah. When's that sign you went to a bankage? When I missed were coming by me at 98. Wow. 97, 98. Yeah. What's else how you went to a bankage? When I was 12. When I was 12.

And you hit that. The last time I was in Arizona, I hit a 65 mile an hour pitch. Seriously. From a machine. Yeah. But remember, I play so much tennis and the ball comes fast. So I'm very used to seeing and timing with a racket now a ball that size. So I told him I was watching the ball and I was watching the pitch and I was like I was

I was very afraid to get in front of the on the plate because it's terrifying. But once you get over that fear, I can see the ball. I my problem isn't seeing my isn't hand-eye coordination. It's I can't get my bat around in times with technique. I don't know how to, I don't know how to swing a bat. I don't play baseball, but I'm a good mimic and I can watch and I can kind of like fake it, you know? So yeah. That was impressive, right?

That was super impressive. Yeah, and I got the, the other one was even better. There's another one? Yeah, he, that was a faster pitch. And I actually caught a piece of that. Nice. And so I was like, you owe me $2,000. But they were all like, they all made a racket

because it was funny. But the two things I'll be talking about for a very long time is the fact that I got two, I got a piece of two major league balls in a real training camp and my test to Austrones nine, seven. Without any help. It's just natural. Any help.

Yeah. So that's super. I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm not a bad athlete. Everybody. All right. Just know that. You any plans for your birthday since it's coming up? Really?

No, it depresses me. I feel like. That's why I don't want to be 57, but I had the best show of my life this Saturday, this early show. I heard good things. Yeah. I think this But I had the best show of my life this Saturday, this early show. I heard good things. Yeah, I think this Saturday that was the best show of my life.

Awesome. I like what I'm doing and I like what I'm writing and I think it's coming together, so. You're in your prime, man. I hope so, it feels like it. It certainly feels that way spiritually and intellectually and artistically. We'll see you on a birthday coming up.

Your son is, um, your son is, uh, clearly if you, if you... He's on steroids. Yeah, if you had to predict, if you had a seven-year-old that was on all the steroids, that would be your son. His neck, his traps, his legs.

Dude, he's just on that primal diet. He's mini-you, but thicker. Yeah, he's much more athletic than... He's actually thicker than you. Yeah, when I was not that thick when I was a kid. asked him earlier what his favorite food was you know as a kid I mean he looks straight at me it's steak he's only fillets to trouble he's got like dude like job dude sometimes the fillets are a little high priced at Whole Foods yeah I gotta get the New York strip and what last time we had the

new strip he found out wouldn't even know you can make it taste the same so now if they have New York or that a different cut than filet, I just lie to him and go, look, it's filet. Oh yeah. I love it. We were at his buddy's house yesterday and they were cooking steaks. I said, what'd you get? He goes, oh, we had some rib-eyes on there.

He was telling him it's filet. He was like, he won't eat anything else. He's like, what? I'm like, oh, he likes it lean. Dude, it's all he knows, you know? I messed up. That's a great filet. I messed up. I don't like filet. I like myself in New York strip. I don't know why. Filet just feels...

I'm filet all day. Really? Because Rogan took us to Eddie V's again. Yep. I had that filet with the... Oh, my mouth is watering. That filet with the horseradish crust on top. Yeah. Yeah. Good.

Yeah. Man, it's nice. Does Rogan eat it anywhere but Eddie V's? I don't think so. Oh, we ran to Brian Redband had dinner with us. I've seen Brian Frerew love him. Yeah, I absolutely love him. He's got houses, comedy club.

Crushing it. Dude is crushing it. Ran to Tony Hinchcliffe. How's Tony? Crushing it, looks great. Yeah. Looks great. Shredded, he's shredded right now.

Selling out arenas. God, it's incredible. There's crushing out there, man. Yeah, man, that's where it's all happening. And you and I are gonna be at the vault. We'll have some news soon. Okay, you'll have some what? We'll have news soon.

Okay, we'll have news soon. I'm at the vault in this Friday, Saturday, but Fire and the Kid Live might be back there very shortly. Very shortly. Might we do a residency out there in Austin? Aren't we? I'd like to do a residency out there in Austin I think that would be a great thing for us, and I think it'd be a lot of fun

And I think there's some big guests lined up. Yep. We'll have some news soon. So let's see. Did you talk to our boy about that? Which one oh, yes, yep. Yep. We're good, baby We'll figure it out, but we're gonna do a residency out in Austin. We'll have some news soon So chin would need to come we should right feel chin on the date I Mean I'm always gonna get ourselves an Airbnb. What are we gonna do? Hotel cuz when I can't be there many nights. Okay. Yeah, we don't need to stay together, right? I feel like we do no, I don't want to no I want to stay with you to grown man

In the shower I feel like we do. No, I don't want to. No, I want to stay with you. Two grown men. No, man. You in the shower? What are you doing? No. You want to talk? Are you in bed? No, bro. No. I'm gonna get word on my truck.

I'll also be able to post a video. I'll talk to insurance. I'm gonna post a video. Oh, you can. But I'll have news Wednesday. Okay, so the insurance is, we don't know yet. Little up in the air. Well, we do know. Oh, you do. But I'll have news Wednesday. Okay, so the insurance is we don't know yet. Little up in the air. Well, we do know.

Oh, you do? I do know. So they're good. We do, baby. Okay. All right. How's the old arm? They're gonna cut it off?

They're gonna lock the arm. They're gonna lock the arm. John Wolverine, my arms healed. Yeah, there you go. Oh, and the hot tub, clear everything up. I hear good things about peptides when you have some, not on all about a cut. But you know, there's like, there's all of us,

everybody wants to take something, right? Now, what happened was I got a paper cut, so I took all the peptides. No, peptides are good, some, not on all about a cut, but you know, there's like, there's all of us, everybody wants to take something, right? Now, I, I, what happened was I got a paper cut, so I took all the peptides. No, peptides are good, but not for a cut. If you, if I had like ligament, damn it. Did you have peptides when you were fighting or is that a new thing? New thing. Peptides weren't out. I wish they were. Still illegal to take. They are. Peptides are illegal. Yes. Former steroids man. Is it?

Yeah. HGH steroids. Oh it is. You can't take peptides. No. Frown upon. Yeah. What do you got, Jen? Now that I? Yeah, HGH steroids. Oh it is. You can take peptides. No. Frown upon. Yeah. What do you got, Jen?

Now that I play baseball, I might start. Cause I want to get my bat speed up. Now in baseball, you should have talked about peptides around there. Those boys know a thing or two about P&Ds. Yeah, but they all get tested. And they don't look like they're doing. Hey, I know, I know.

It's fine, you made some new friends. Yeah. I get it. Hey, look at me. No sports more involved in PEDs than MLB. Is that right? Yeah. But they don't look the same the way they used to

back in the day, right? When they were like jacked out of their minds, they were taking deck and everything else. You're seeing Aaron Judge? Bring up Aaron Judge. He's six, seven, 240 pounds. Yeah, those Dominicans are, some of them are giants and they're deadlifting.

So, watching this guy deadlift 600 for reps. I got a buddy who's close with the Dodgers. You know, Tani was deciding between Toronto and LA and he was in go to Toronto, but he has a 40 man entourage that he brings with him. And so, it's tough to get all those people into Canada. So he thought LA would be easier. Where is Aaron Judge from?

That's... He's American, baby. Yeah, that's a big fella right there. That's not him. That'd be Stanton there. So that's not him. Okay. But that's okay.

Where? Where? On the right? That's not Aaron Judge. No, that's Aaron Judge. That's okay. Where where on the right? That's not that's Aaron judge. That's not in judge That's it, but I don't know that's not Aaron judge. That's Stanton. Okay. Yeah Stan Stan's too. That's Aaron judge. The guy on the muscle fitness would be Stanton. Okay. Yeah, Aaron judge is not a small guy He looks like he plays football basketball. Okay uh-huh, uh-huh superstar. Yeah, and You think I'm not saying no, I'm not making any P making any P.D. I can't you just say guys are smaller I'm like no no no they're all big. There's everyone of those pictures was six foot four

I mean they were all huge. Yeah pictures got taller, but when you see the oh my god 282 pounds. Jeez. Well some of those guys I saw out there from California. Yeah some of those guys out there I saw who were pitching were that big they were just I was like this crazy the guy. Um, what's his name? Frankie? But you know, oh, Tony's six four now Otani's a giant. He's six four. They're all big Staten who was on there is six six two forty five like they're huge man So one of the pitchers he's from Cuba you love this our boy Kevin Bay Love Kevin trains him Kevin's the best so Kevin's trained him and he's from Cuba right now He had never lifted weights. He just showed up as a 270 pound six foot five inch Cuban guy Yeah, who happens to throw 102 miles an hour and

And he started weightlifting and he's like what is this and he started weightlifting. And he's like, what is this? And he was deadlifting 762 pounds, sir. Just like, just, and then you see him. Just donkey comes from. It's not like he's cut, he's just big and just. Just thick. Just thick. All right. So he's just so insane.

No, Tony's not small. I think he's like 205. Dude, how long has it been? Let's take a little break, dude. Let's take a frickin' break. Let's take a break. How long has it been since you changed your spark plugs? It's been a hot second, but I know where you're going with it.

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Now now hold on let's go back to football. Did you get any football in? Of course, okay, and my Buffalo Bills loss Yeah, that was a that was a bummer man bummer and then Detroit San Fran my two favorite teams right now. Yep Fran for McCaffrey, Detroit for the coach, I love them. I think it's me, San Fran versus Baltimore. You do, you do. Because I think that Kansas City is that strange shoe-in. Baltimore's so damn good. Baltimore's so good.

And they gotta go to Baltimore. They're playing so well right now. Yeah, but I don't know, there's something about Kansas. Kelsey and our boy, Mahomes. That's our boy, right? Cause you forgot who he was. Yeah. We don't know him.

But Kelsey and Mahomes, that's a, you know, that whole team, there's something about it, man. Wow. General, general, general. I like it though. I like the effort, man. I would put my money in a weird way on them. All right, let's bet. You want to bet?

Who are you saying it's gonna be? Well, I'll take Baltimore over Casey. You will? Yeah. You'll say Baltimore over Casey. Yeah, I'm gonna take that bet. And then- $1,000?

Yeah, I'll bet you $1,000. Baltimore over Casey. Straight up. Yep, this is good. No, it is. And then do you want to bet on- Niners, Detroit? I like both those teams.

Detroit, I think Niners are going to beat them. Really? Niners are so good, but you know. I'm going to go with Detroit. I think it's going to be Detroit, Kansas City. And I think Kansas City is going to win the Super Bowl. I'm going to put 25,000. I think it's going to be Baltimore versus the San Francisco 49ers,

and I will probably take Baltimore to win it all. I'm going for, I don't like Baltimore. I don't like Baltimore. I'm not a fan of Baltimore. But I like this. Is Ray Lewis playing in that game? What do you got, Jen? So, Nas, what do you think?

You know football? Oh yeah. Oh, I've said from the beginning, it's gonna be Niners Raven Super Bowl. Damn. 100%. And who do you think wins the beginning. It's gonna be Niners Raven Super Bowl. Damn 100% Really? Who do you think wins that game? It's a tough one. I Go with the Niners

Really? Is Debo healthy? He'll be alright. I think the last they said he came out of the locker room without pads on that wasn't great But I think he's okay What what happened? What do you what he hurt? He's a dirty man. His shoulder. Yeah. I don't know, man. This is the worst game he's ever played.

Yeah, not just in run, McAfrey can run. I was watching, so I'm watching the bills. I'm watching, I'm on YouTube, because I bought that package. I'm watching the bills, Kansas City. And it was just, I'm just watching this insane game. And then I watch Tony who's off sides and I watch Kelsey

Do that amazing thing where he laterals back and they win the game and I'm like they're going to the freakin You know, they just they're moving on It was the game Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I keep seeing like there's another game on you know watch the game. I thought the games are over Boomer stuff yeah, what do you got Jen before you talking about bets you owe me either 50 bucks or lunch remember Trinkets to plus season that's right when I'll tell you lunch tomorrow Where? There's a spot over here that we like if we bet on we bet on Striklin do place. No, you and I both heads we both picked Strickland. Yeah All right first one

Friend of the show guys right Natasha. I love Natasha funny lady Was performing here in LA and went on after Bert Kreischer and decided to copy him a little bit And I guess everybody loved it God bless her. This next question comes to you from the absolute new one. The funniest comedian I know in the world, I am a jealous husband because he has the limited to the ass and the hilarious ladies and gentlemen, Natasha Chavez. Yeah!

Isn't she married to Mosha? Yes. Take that off for a second. What is Natasha up to lately? Stand up. She takes her shirt off? Yes. Oh, Dan is tits out.

Yeah. What? Yes. Stop being burnt. The crowd going wild. Stop being Bert. The crowd go wild. Oh my God.

Good for Natasha. Here she's a badass. That's a badass. That's hilarious. That's cool. That's great. That's great. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. She's a badass.

She's funny too, man. Yep, funny and adorable. So if the boys can do it, why can't the girls? Yeah. I mean, it makes sense, right? I'd assume the crowd would rather see her shirt off than Burt's, but I'm just going Funny and adorable so if the boys can do it why can't the girls yeah I Mean it makes sense right I'd assume the crowd would rather see her shirt off than birds, but I'm just throwing that out there I don't want to be sexist probably probably

Dave Chappelle's calling out cat guy saying that he's trying to take food out of you know Their brother's mouths and I said no shade at the white boys. Yeah, no He's shaded white boys shade Rogan and the entire crew that wasn't shade to Rogan though San Rogan puts on funny guys on it's only white guys I didn't interpret it a shade part of the game folks up another paper he says he says he didn't say anything about any of these white boys what part of the game f's up right through all of the pictures of us. Stop. Stop.

Now whites pull each other down too. Don't get it twisted. White comics pull each other down too. Yeah. Are these guys friends? Do you guys know that? I wonder how close they are. I mean everyone respects Kat. I would suggest that Kat probably is a hard person to be friends with in terms of how we would define friends because he seems rather Unpredictable. Unhinged. Yeah. I'd love to hear mom Rogan though.

Rogan threw out the line too. It was like let's do it. Yeah That came out of nowhere too the the shana sharp thing how it blew up that fast 50 million out of nowhere like cat limbs I thought yeah I didn't know he could do those numbers he's interesting very what's real what's not what's interesting it's fun to talk about a little politics for you guys the Santas dropping out and now it makes sense no he's gonna be Trump he's gonna be your republic I didn't drop out earlier maybe just you gotta give it a go yeah gotta give it a go because you're doing it You're setting yourself up for next in the next four years. I mean him and Trump as VP. Yeah, bro

You think that's the play that might be yep Cuz it's crazy, right? They go from like talking mad Do you ever see Kamala Harris what she said about Biden? Oh, they're running it said said she believes that he probably raped that girl Yeah, horrendous and then that's his VP. That's politics that that he his me two things just went away Didn't it real cool because he's on the right side how interesting meaning he's on the left There's his mother the woman's mother Tara reads mother called into Larry King and talked about that senator who assaulted her daughter You know, she didn't she didn't say they don't they don't take anything personal. Like they when it's debates, they light each other up and then they're I assume

it's over and then they're back having sharing cookies and milk in the back. Like they don't they get this part of the game. Yep. They say the nastiest stuff. And then after like, I was good, man. It's crazy. All right. This is also about Trump. I saw this on Rogan's post. There was like some red gas. What's up? No, I bet it's, I bet it's Suresis. Is it right?

I bet he had burned his hand on a stove. And he was playing golf. They were saying it could be potentially playing golf, but then they're also saying there was people reporting that it could be syphilis or some other crazy stuff, right? But there's the like the insiders are saying it was just like a paper cut and then it just smudged over and then later on in the day Definitely not paper cut That's a later on in the day. Um Could be so I just got so stressed out. That's what happened to me. They edited that They could have they can clean that out back to the other picture. I'll do this one

He looks very very strained there. He looks older He yeah, he doesn't we see him in interviews like man Yeah, I'm sure it's taking his toll on me. No, he's a tough son of a bitch that has to eat you up He's gone through. It has to be the most hate man America the most loved most hated. Yes. That's right There's no nobody's just like ah, he's all right. It's either Visual hate or pure love. Yeah, no middle ground. I wonder if he would have done it In hindsight. Yeah, I'd love to ask him that too I know he's a narcissist and you know you want to be the poor most powerful man on earth

But if he knew he had to get dragged through all this junk, what is this? That's what I know would you still do it? Yeah, was the juice worth the squeeze? Yeah, I would say no But he might be like yeah, I don't give shit. He's just built different. You know he's built different Yeah, crazy Oh, did I see you Chris and Sammy the bull? So I'll picture you Delia and Sammy the bull. Yeah, Sammy the bull came How's he doing? He's great. We had a we had a they're doing a still killing guys or no No, they're doing it the whole he's got heavy hitters for a TV show that he's doing about about his life

It's pretty wild. I'd watch that. Oh, it's it's sick. So he's a good guy back to go back to that. Did Chris like him Yeah, Chris was like Chris never met anybody like that But he was telling us jokes in the in the green room with all these people Funny as shit give him a hot. He's very smart. Give him a hot five. I would actually Call him a cause of killing decapitating woman Had severed hand in his pocket during arrest. Yeah, interesting. Is that a severed hand your pocket? Yeah I wonder what happened So he's a security guard and the best part was is his roommate was saying like he asked me to go to the car with him

And he was trying to move this quote big object out of the way And he had a ton of blood on him and asked if you could use like a power washer to clean himself off like so he asked His roommate to resolve of the thousand dollar off your debt and help him dig a 10-foot hole his roommate to resolve the thousand dollar off your debt and help him dig a 10-foot hole. Wait. Help him move a big object. Oh, that guy reported. This guy sounds like a real smart guy. What a fucking nightmare. What do we know if he knew the woman? That I don't know, but. He said I had the hand in my jacket for two days. So witness who reported him to police brought his car that night and returned it. So he left the gun and phoned in the car.

He later alleged that he changed his story. Oh, it's a prostitute. So he picked up a prostitute on January 8th. She probably asked for money for a sexual act. He said no. He allegedly told the police he dropped the victim off around 2am. Okay. Oh wait. Martins would probably had cuts on his hands, which he claimed came from dogs. Then he said the cuts came from picking up dogs, feces near rocks. Some evil motherfuckers out there. Additionally, detectives located blood inside Martina's vehicle, yay, screwed.

You mean he didn't take, he didn't get away with it? You mean the dog picking up dog poop, rocks didn't work with the cops? Your plan was to put the blanket over the body. Huh, sounds great. What else you got, Jen? What a dick, I hope he gets it. So, only fans reach out to Snoop Dogg Huh sounds great. What else you got sin what I did? Hope he gets so only fans reach out to Snoop Dogg and asked if he'd be willing to show his

You know what and said you could reportedly make about a hundred million But his wife said no what were your guys's ladies say about this? I would say I wouldn't do it No, I'm gonna mill my wife like get that dick out Yeah, I mean I know but like like I just got make a hundred million That's it. You're part of some you're part of some shit. I don't know No, right hundred mill. I would do it. It's not so not porn, right? It's just like showing you I just got to show this thing ramped up confusing. Yeah, I don't know Well, you know, I think there's more I would need a guarantee. I need a guarantee not making a hundred million

You're gonna be doing yeah, I need a guarantee. Yeah, we're like all you do is send be doing a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, I need a guarantee. Where like, all you do is send a picture and we'll give you 100 mil. I would do it. Like send the money in a account. There's some weird stuff going on. There are people who do this. Snoop's so sad, I don't think

they need to go for somebody a little lower. Yeah. For the status. Damn, how about the Pond Stars Sundyne? Isn't that horrible? Fentanyl. Another overdose. Isn't that terrible? I mean, people have this Fentanyl. I love that show. Yeah. Damn, how about the pond stars son dying? Yeah. Isn't that horrible? Fentanyl. Another overdose.

Isn't that terrible? I love that show. Fentanyl killed him. Horrible. Horrible. And his brothers posted a picture of him and his dead brother as a baby. It's tragic, man. So awful, dude.

Only 39. That's so sad. Oh, man. That is like tough. It has to be tough as a dad Because if you have the success if you didn't sign up for this fame does he still die? You know probably Bob although I don't know if it's the fame this this shit gets a hold of people Ah, fame's tough them and you have money and resources and who knows if the guy got connected. It's terrible

Look at that. You just you just you and I both have kids and unless you have kids you don't understand Fathom that's not a bullet is like honestly Is that the same kid though? This no different kids different different moms Tough that's his youngest tough horrible so tragic Love that show man that guy's great to he knows his shit to terrible Here's another terrible. He knows his shit too. Terrible. Here's another terrible. I don't want to watch that.

I don't want to see kids. I mean they don't show anything but you can definitely hear him. I don't want to hear it. No. No. I hope he's okay. It says Bahama Shark Attack, Child Screams and Chilling Footage. Get him out of the water.

Yeah the shark probably was like, ah I'm gonna take a little bite out of this. This is a popular place too. It's at Atlantis. Yeah. Place in the Bahama. It's like a little bite out of this. This is a popular place too. It's at Atlantis, place in the behind. The sharks bite hard. It's like a kid friendly. They bite, you know, they're big.

And the sharks are swimming with the people or is the kid supposed to be in there? This shark expert was saying like a six foot shark can take a much bigger, stronger bite out of you than any big dog. Would they, they, they, they, a shark like that? You know what I'd say to that guy?

No shit. Yeah, but a lot of people are like, ah, it's just a shark. No. Hell no. It's gonna bite your shark. I will never get the fascination with like, you know what I'd say to that guy? No shit. Yeah, but a lot of people are like, ah, it's just a shark. No, no, no. It's going to bite your shark. I will never get the fascination with like, let's go to a place like the Bahamas and get in a crappy tank and just hang out with some sharks.

I don't get it. Yeah. No, I wouldn't do that. I'm down to do it being a cage while a great white and chum the water. What's crazy to me is that woman who was killed on a, on a, she was on a, what is it? A paddle board. She was standing on a paddle board that that tiger shark killed her

Killed her got her like came out of the water. What about it? Just surprising to me. Why shark shark shit Yeah, but no they usually wouldn't see that as food They'd see it as a piece of wood. They see something moving. Yeah, man The tiger shark that'll give you did you see the footage of the blood on the board and the tiger shark still there around the board? I haven't seen it. Oh, dude. Crazy.

My algorithm doesn't pick that stuff. Yeah. Damn. Have you guys been paddle boarding in the ocean? Yeah. It's it's a really nice experience, right? But I'm not going to go anymore after all these attacks. Yeah, I didn't know why it's so much fun.

Yeah. He's saying he'd get in a cage. The cage is different, though, because you're protected for the most how much do you trust that cage? Well, the guy sometimes they do come in. I get on my Instagram. I'm literally I don't really I'm on the plane and I'm getting ready to do something and I'm looking at the post I did and Then I I skimmed down and then somehow I get I'm scrolling and there's the uncut version of that Australian where that great white the guy was fishing the great white you see this great white tail and all this blood and it was a massive shark massive and my question is you're doing this open-air swimming in the wildest part of the

ocean like it's a matter of time bro in Australia that you know great water you're always doing it every day I mean I'm sorry man I'm not doing that shit no we say well you're more likely to die in a car crash like yeah yeah but I have to drive the car all the time but if you're there every day what's the odds when someone's in shark and fest waters every morning open like what are those odds we don't get those odds correct and all they do is you know you're more likely to die in a driving here sure I get that but what are the odds if I'm swimming every single morning in shark and fencing miles for miles What were the odds in harry deep water deep water? We don't get that no

No, that it you you go that All right, cool. That's fun There you go. All right kids this Thursday keep on trucking tour kicks off in Nashville one night only Jenny 25th at Zainis And then I skip on over to Austin, Texas back in Austin I'm a regular now in Texas Austin, Texas the stepmother ship the Vulcan third or Friday Saturday two shows Friday two shows Saturday Jenny 2627 get your frickin tickets at thickboy.com Right. I'm gonna be in Louisville Comedy Club. Boy, they still haven't changed that date.

That's amazing. Let me refresh. February 9th, February, did they change it? Let's see. Yeah. Okay. There you go. It's not March 1, 2, or maybe it is.

It's March 1, March 2. Okay. Louisville Comedy Club. I'll be there. And then Bricktown comedy club March 8 and the new breakdown to Intosa. Yeah, I'm excited. I heard that's a great club. And then all right kids, that's it. Love you. We're out.