The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen's 100th Birthday Special | TFATK Ep. 864

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

The guys celebrate Bryan's birthday, recap UFC 283 and talk fighters who're too tough for their own good, Bryan's obsession with Nile crocodiles, Brendan's psoriasis update, current events including the Damar Hamlin conspiracy theories and much more! Morgan & Morgan - https://forthepeople.com/FIGHTER or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is really the fight in the kid. Come on baby. I had a friend, I watched him, I watched his band and I go, he was such a character. I watched his band and I was like, no, we is you're we were just having a conversation about people who who Who just have no father's wrong? I watched guy he's in a band. He plays this thing and And I was like it was good. It's all right and I go But he was playing covers and I go you write your own music goes. Yeah, I do you know I go Why didn't you guys play some of your you know your own stuff? You want to be a musician, you got to come up with your own stuff.

You go, yeah, we do. I mean, you know, I'm right, you know, I go, when you're right, I mean, when you guys practice, you go practice, I go, when you guys practice, the band, you go, we don't practice. Like this, you go, you don't practice. And I go, but wait, you don't, so you don't get together and rehearse,

like writing songs for the end. He goes, no, dude, I don't have to, I don't have to practice. Like, oh, first show I do, like writing songs for bands. He goes, no dude, I don't have to, I don't have to practice. Like, oh, first show I do, like when we get back, I might be a little wobbly, but over that, I'm like, okay, I heard him just going, I am no longer gonna talk to you because you will never do the things,

I thought you were a musician who was actually trying to make it, I was like, oh, you know what, you're supposed to be doing, I don't know, 60 years, you know, they rehearse. Oh, dude. But you guys are good, dude. And Leonard Skinner does all documentary. I'm them writing songs, but they would meet the doors Everybody who wrote those songs every day every day I was talking to comic. He's like I don't do spots around 10 minutes and I don't do spots around town. There's no reason for you

Lucy Kay has been doing I think 35 years you know, he's still the spot That that podcast that podcast program is very enlightening. I sent to a bunch of young comics 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years. 38 years., writing. I'm not that way. And a lot of comics aren't. Just the same way in school, like some people are visual learners, or whatever, there's a certain way to learn, right? You know, just the way. Louis writes on stage, but he's also like, I get an idea in my head.

I write that word down and I figure out on stage. That's how I do it. That's a lot of comics, a lot of comics do it. I always do. Then some can, there's no right or wrong way, as long as you're doing it. And then him talking about the way he has a colonel, and I'll just eat dick, bomb, bomb, bomb, the eventually come out like in a lot of comics, you know, this is scared to do that. Because you want to go

on kill because you're worried about what people are thinking. Louis just doesn't give a fuck. Dude, when Louis, Louis, they mean laughs so bad when Louis and Rogan, because they're polar opposites when it comes like taking care of their bodies and just like life. And the discipline when it comes to like, you know, the gym and stuff. And Rogan goes, I don't know if you saw Andrew Humor and they're talking about cold tub.

I'm like, I don't wanna waste time out, cold tub with Louis. But I think Louis talking about, is there my cold plunges and hot plunges? Yeah, and Shanduya's. Oh my God, stupid. Yeah. He's, he's, he's,

what kind of life do you have when you have to get into a cold bath and then a hot bath and actually have a conversation about it, I was like, I'm listening to it, I was driving, I was like, he goes, I got super awkward, I was like, not me, I was like, get up, he's like, you're not living in reality. He's like, you're above earth,

you're in this weird stratus for a pierwold, everybody else, nobody can relate to that. Cause Rogan's, Rogan had a good answer too though, though because he goes if you have a human body You know what your body in the way you want your body to work optimally, but that can be its own job You know that can be its own job. I love it was right users like how well is your life going where you're debating about Hold plunge as he's so right you the humans aren't ready to do that either I think it's fine. I remember when I built on when when cryo was all the rage and I was in the cryo and Rogan was in the cryo was

in cryo. You guys always gave me shit. We're everybody was in the cryo and cryo had its own thing. I remember you quietly said to me you go you were biting it nail you go you go like this you go on. We're on it. I don't believe in it. I go I go what? And you were like no no, I mean, I don't know. I just played sports my whole life and I just know we all sat nice baths, but cryo, I don't think it works, dude. And how many crowds are around now?

Now it's all gone. Everyone's doing cold plunges. Yeah. But again, it's not really invented, the wheel that's been around since the 50s when people were doing sport. Yeah, right before that, for inflammation stuff like that. Now I don't know about how the new trend

doing it every day, start your morning off with it. Hey, watch this. It's just a discipline thing Now I don't know about how the new trend doing it every day start your morning off with it. Hey, watch this. It's just a discipline. I don't care. But just, yeah, I mean, you don't care enough. No, I really don't get to show you. I do like getting cold water and there's crazy benefits to it. I don't know about doing it every day.

I think if you're disciplined enough to set up a cold tub and go into every day, it's more of a disciplined thing to get your day started. It'd be no different whether I am run 20 sprints every morning, that's me, just as healthy for you. Well, they do say that a cold shower or cold plunge is good for you. A lot of benefit.

But I don't care. I mean, I do it sometimes, sometimes I'll do it, but most of the time I don't care. I would do it if it was at my house, I'd jump in it. Yeah. I'm gonna take a real quick shower that I'm gonna go play with my kids. Yeah, it's too much of a ordeal. I actually don't care about living to 100. That's good. No, I'm gonna take a real quick shower that I'm gonna go play with my kids. Yeah, it's too much of a ordeal.

I actually don't care about living to 100. That's your. No, I mean either. I don't really don't. They tell you the cold plunge and you're gonna get you 100. I don't think so. There's bigger issues in our lives.

I think, yeah. Yeah, that's that's I actually think that if you make it your job to try to live to 100, something might happen. Yeah, well, I think if you're job lived to 100, you're really not enjoying life to the fullest. So people, do you have that anxiety, right? Yeah, also super healthy people die all the time. And my favorite is that there was this fucking

these memes on motivation, people like you, and I guess, and this, I can't remember who it was. Said, hey, listen, there are a lot of bodies on Everest. They didn't ever made it down. They, all of them froze to death. Their bodies are still there because they can't there the bodies here. Anyway, I don't know how many,

see how many bodies are on overseas. I promise you, every single one of them was a highly motivated individual. Crazy. So let's take it down. Yeah, yeah. And it was so great, man. But also, if, if your thing is to do

cold plunge every day, like that, like you do, yeah, of course you can't get them out. Yeah. But if you're thinking to of cold plunge every day, which I respect them, discipline partner, it is healthy for you. Every other thing in your life,

better be on fucking point, your diet, better beyond point, your sleep, better, well those are way more important than cold plunge. Your diet, better beyond fucking point, your sleep, better beyond point, your the way you structure your day, better beyond point. Cold plunge, cold plunge, the way you structure your day better, Rian Point. Cold Plunge. Cold Plunge is the hell.

I can't emphasize this enough. The least of my fucking concerns in my life. But the other things you try, you're trying your best. Yes. Yes. And also, also I think the other thing to keep in mind is that a lot of times how you live your life, your relationships, the quality of your relationships they have found. Yeah. And your friendship and your community have as much to do with how long you live

as everything else. Yeah, agree, happiness, strength. Well, because the people of, oh fuck, what's that town in? Happyest people? Yeah, what's that town? In Japan, right? No, it's in, it was in the outliers.

Oh, in Philadelphia. Yeah, in Pennsylvania. And it's Scar Petto. Is that what it is? Maybe Hep Aestown in America. Because that happens down in, aren't it? It's a Japanese thing. They do rice shit.

What is that book? No, not Outliers by Matt and Claude. That was the book where he talks about it. Rosetta, I think. It's called Rosetta. And it was taught in America. And they were taught with Lord. They were fat.

They were, but they had amazing communities, but none of them taught of heart disease, none of them. And it was epidemic in the 50s. Yeah, so you don't know the story? Oh, it's fucking great. Hold on, hold on. Oh, there you go. No, dude, it's bad.

Belle, you watch it. I'll be in a Belle, you watch it. That's how it's Seattle. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be. In 1997, now it's the Perth. So Scarpetta was amazing because so heart disease, heart disease in the 50s was epidemic So men in their 40s and 50s were dying all the time hard disease, okay?

Smoking drinking bad food all that stuff, right? It was it was a true epidemic in America hard disease number one kill I still I believe in America among certainly men. So do you know that hard disease right? So so there's this town There's this town where people are, they're from one part of Italy, okay? And they're from this one town, it was a rock quarry, life was hard, they had to trudge up the mountain, come back down, shit like that. So they, they leave the old country, come to America where there's actually a marble quarry, so they go by and do exact same thing, they set up their town exactly the same way. This doctor, he's in his 30s.

And he's studying like heart disease and he goes there and he sees a lot of old people. And they're fat, they're cooking with large, with pig fat. But what smiles on their face? And he's like, but none of them, he was checking up the whole town. And he goes, none of these people,

they're all dying of old age, none of them are dying of heart disease, none of them. What the fuck is going on? It was the first time that they found that there was something about community. Like all of them would waive to each other and knew each other. Even the people who were like, you know, they'd have like the loser of the town, they took care of him.

Everybody was taking care of you. You had, you stopped your day and they lived exactly the way they did in Italy. And they, there was the first time they realized that a community, a good, healthy community with a connective tissue is just a- How long ago did he do that research? In the 50s. I was gonna say before cell phones.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, dude. So, cell phones, toxic, yeah. Cell phones are toxic. Without podcasts, what would we do? It would be so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, here and there, but in general, it's just be your small circle. I know. You know, bummer? Yeah. Really weird. Really weird, but it is what it is.

Just go for top 10 happiest countries in the world to visit Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Switzerland, Netherlands. Well, Finland is part of Finland where they die. Everybody dies like laplanders die like, like, like, 10. From, they eat nothing but reindeer sausage. Look but reindeer sausage look up and they die from the rain Why they all have hard to see so I think they live just on cholesterol all they eat is sausage and just fart lap

Land for them. Yeah, they have a really low life expectancy Some of those places like some place like the mountains in Germany and stuff I look at it like I don't go in the winter don't get get twisted. But some of it, I was looking at Hitler's old cribs out there. Man, like on the top of these mountains, it's gorgeous, dude. It's gorgeous. That's the Swiss Alps in Germany. I'd love to grab that.

Yeah, I've been out there. I'd love to tore out there so then you can do it. Like, you know, if it's an occuren. That's a flat plan, or a lap plan. I did, that's a, that's a lap plan. That's what I'm talking about fuck 82 okay I'm gonna be out of it much be so most used to be there how about yesterday so tiger kind of has a kind of a cough but he has he has asthma because he had he had what's he called pneumonia when he was a kid really fucked his lungs up I didn't post about you I'll never post

about this I don't know it might. I'll never post about this. I don't know. It might sound be thick. Hey everybody, look at him. Sure. No hell no. So he had pneumonia was a kid and he had to get like an extra and his lungs and stuff.

So once you have that, his kid kind of fucked your lungs up. So he has a hard time breathing. Sometimes we get sick. When he's playing sports, I'm needing a healer. He's fine. Thank God. But he started with a cop yesterday and I was like, yeah, he should be all right for school,

but he dropped him off at school. One o'clock, he's teachers like, hey, you need to come pick up Tiger Mike, what? Thank his fever's 104.5, which is not good. Over 103, he's fucking trouble. 105, you're in deep trouble. 104.5, he's dizzy, he's been throwing up. And it's not good, come pick him up.

So I go get him, and the nurse was like, hey listen, because there's asthma and stuff, and the prior history of pneumonia, you can hear him wheezing, he's taking the emergency room. I'm like, what? Like with 104.5 temperature. Give him the emergency room, like, oh my,

they give this temperature, like this is not getting, which is 105 or in some serious trouble here. I'm like, and I'm like, oh my fucking god. Then the nurse like a lot of parents, you know, with medications or shots stuff. I don't know how you, I'm like, bring out the fucking sauce. Whatever it is, I don't know,

whatever gets them back healthy. The human antibiotics right away is fever. Right now, yeah, fever. What was that? Action, something. We don't know, it gets the 99. They test them for COVID the flu and what's that? Oh, what RBS?

Whatever it's hurting kids right now. Yeah, he checked Negative for all that so he's fine. Give him some anti-boss I said it caught a bug man. I don't know man. It was scared the shit out fine. He know no school today, but he's fine Yeah, he's fine, But then this morning his favorite He's big about the fish but his favorite it's not even a fish. It's a lobster. We have a blue lobster Sure, yeah, lobsters. I forgot about his name's blueie a lot of people think you just have fish But what they should know I like it all yeah, yeah, crustaceans bluey passed away Tinney bluey passed away and tiger goes dad blue is not moving. I go. Yeah, he's a lobster

They're not that active and I look at him He's like I was gonna be like this And boss he goes and Boston loves blue he goes where's blue? I'm like Blue is in and Tiger's why you swim upside down you I hate feeling buddy. I'm feeling better. You're right. Right. You better use the air weird lobster died He's these daddy. Yeah, so I put my hand on him this one, I'm like, look, he's not in life. And then Tiger Search, his eyes started to sweat, I've seen such grind. And by the way, he goes,

Daven's from in blue, I'm like, yeah, he died. And he goes, blue's like this and just made everybody laugh. You know, Boston's three, his blue's like, ugh. And we just started laughing and thought, I'm like, thank God, dude. Thank for the comedy. Why did, why did Bluey die?

No, I don't keep the shit. No, I can't figure it out. I don't know. No? I don't know. I. No, I can't figure it out. I don't know. No, I don't know. I do. I do. I do. I do.

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Bluey get killed by a, no, a perfished. Blue is too smart. He always stayed in the thing, and they would have ate him if he died. What did I find? I don't know. Broken heart, just a lot of stuff.

I did, how a Mandel's podcast. Great fish tank, what's it about fish tank? Great fish tank. Did you acknowledge the fish tank? So they gave him that fish tank. Did you acknowledge it? You said about it, but I ran him with love this fish tank.

He's gonna come into our podcast, but he saw that, but you know what? He say about it? I'm running with love this. I'm running with love this tank. He's gonna come into our podcast, but he saw that. But you know what? He had a great fish tank. I wasn't that impressed with the fish in there. They were kind of boring. That was my problem. He's how he let me help you out.

He's bored me. Look at that thing. Isn't that beautiful? See that Coralyn shit? Like that's nuts, dude. I love how he. That's a legit tank, man. You know, he's a monster on stage.

Have you seen him do standup? People get how he been dealt twisted because you see him on America Kill or whatever and then you saw him on that show was it little monsters with Fred Savage, right? Yeah, before that little monsters and before Bobby big will stand up his stand up. He was a comic store guy Savage like anybody you know from the old school days. He's right there. But people know him as like this Oh, he's the cool. He's also a hell of a business man sir. Oh, oh Stupid hell of an entrepreneur. Yeah, great business. Yeah Um monster great stupid podcast good podcast. Yeah, such a good time. Yeah

Well, he wanted to come on during the pandemic I you weren't here. I think you're out of town and they're like yeah, I want to come on you, okay? And they go because he's a super germafo. Like, you know, he only fist bumps you. He doesn't like when people touch him. He's never up. And so he's like, yeah, come on, he goes, but everyone has to wear a mask. I'm like, on the pods, he's like, not having.

I can't do a podcast with mask on, dude. I said, we're all, I said, I'll get COVID tests before he comes and goes, I think it'll work. Is it cool if I come on, but wear a helmet? That's serious. I thought he was joking to us. We have to talk about it when he comes and goes I think it'll work is it cool if I come on but we're a helmet Dead serious I thought he was joking to us. We have to talk about it when he comes on. I will And he was like you've got to come and wear how I go? No, no, how you can't but he let's just push it Let's wait till the vaccine comes out. Yeah, he's great. He's the best great And he's like okay, how about you come to mine and then you

I'm mm-hmm. Let's just push it to this thing passes by and we'll give it a go It's whole family worse with them Merit 42 years son his son is producer. I know son. Yeah, great dude great great great monster Comic man and then think about all the he's printed money cuz on America got down. Oh, yeah, oh, that's right Oh my god, hey be let's take a little break from chat about who knows? Crackling house Congo River Whatever it is. I won't be at the Congo River by M in Springfield, Missouri,

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Mercury, all this stuff. But he's also, what people don't realize, that's in the brilliant ass. He's also the head guy on, um, men and blazers. Now Now if you know that podcast, but like there's not that many big soccer podcasts or footballs. They say in England So I'm a big that many big soccer podcast Blazers cool Well, no, no more new fish just so we get this out of the way

I have a, well, hit, can't we got you ass, Brian? I'm glad you give us shit about my fish. Right. I think it's part of the reason I have psoriasis. Um, no, it's not. Let's dress them out. No, because fish is supposed to calm you down. They calm me down.

We can enjoy this. Nothing relax them. I'll fall asleep watching them swim. Yeah. The problem is is getting the fish to, the tank to cycle from ammonia to nitrates. I have to restart the fucking cycle tomorrow because I have to move the tank because my girl keeps complaining about it. I've reset the tank and put it on. I bought it like a really dope stand and a new filter. We do a new filter. It doesn't have all the good bacteria. So I have to start from zero.

So all those dope fish I bought, they don't have new tanks in drum and someone will die if my flower horn dies I'm gonna drive my car off the PCH dude Yeah, dude listen you are she will you buy me a herb? You know I want from my birthday what flower horn Like 200 bucks. I'll say I'm gonna dig pick listen a dick pick dress as a flower horn. Yes You got the big bump already that's what you're gonna get I don't have you get the big bump already? That's what you're gonna get. I don't have, what do you mean a big bump? You're gonna get your head. Your head.

You gotta be head. And then we'll just put a little fish face underneath the head and that's a flowerhorn. Well, I would say you are a beginner fish owner. So you're gonna kill your first wave of fish. I hired a professional. I have a guy, a fish, you'd be doing it 30 years from Boston. Okay.

Nice coming to help me out. It's not gonna be a single guy. Oh, he's great. Let's get him on the puck. No, no. I feel like he's something Rogan from Boston. Okay. Nice coming to help me out. It's a guy. Oh, he's great. It's got him on the puck. No, no. I feel like he's something Rogan would do. So when it comes to fish, it's like, out for a hundred deep.

Rogan eat like a restaurant in Austin, but like this guy is the head chef at the steakhouse and you're like, all right, well, I'm in LA, dude. Yeah. This guy, no, he's not the talking type. He's like, we're like, you know, I'm watching him do the tank stuff. I'm talking type. He's like he would we're like, you know, I'm watching dude the tank stuff I'm talking about fish and then he goes, you see me he skis small guy, kind of like he's can be answering me

I'm not like huge talker like social guy might do this. You mind if I just go oh I just try to make you come I felt so I was like I was just trying to make you come to me from Boston like hard I'm not a big talk. I'm not big like I just want to do the work and you just don't feel like you have to, I was like, oh dude, that makes me feel better. I was just trying to make sure you're comfortable. You're in my house, I don't want you fucking with my fish. He's like, leave me here dude, I'll be done an hour. I'll let you know what I'm done. Are you on something drink?

It's nap time. All right, does it jump? Oh, manness. Then, but these great techs, hey, how the fish doing, how's the water, good good? Be the Thursday set up the new tank, all good. You know when someone first comes to your house, you're just trying to,, I didn't want to be down, he's in my theater by himself. How many fish have died?

Uh, three. And I have like 25. Not bad. When I say, you don't understand, when I say I'm on it, I woke up this morning at four, bro, because I can't sleep. Right. I woke up at four before my kids get get up and I do a water change, 25% every morning for those tanks

to make sure those fish don't die. You do a water change. Water change, so I have to get a hose, suck all the water, the bad water out, take it out, condition new water poured in. Brian, I have three. Hey, hold on. B, I didn't ask for this. Now Rogan, God bless him, told me when I mean, how many times? I have three. Hey, hold on. B, I didn't ask for this.

Now, Rogan, God bless him, told me when I go, hey dude, remember you're super in a fish? I'm thinking about getting pronged. It's a bad idea. That idea of the maintenance. Oh, you're crazy. You can hire some, even if you have somebody, it's still on you, nine years.

You know, full time fish guy. You know, but, you know me, I'm a control freak. I don't want that. I'm gonna figure out myself. You need a fish staff. And then the thing went bad and one, the one the lobster died and another fish guy. You need to, but you know me, I'm a control freak. I don't want that. I'm gonna figure out myself. You need a fish staff. And then the thing went bad and one, the one lobster diet and another fish diet, my girl goes, what are you doing? You have spots off your body, your stress out.

You don't need this, just get rid of it. Now you know, what kind of message is that to our son? You think, because one fucking officer goes belly up, I'm gonna give up, I'm doubling down. I'm going tomorrow by four fish Now let me ask you a question. How much would you say how are Mendel's fish tank costs? Let me see it chin. I'll take it right now And there's this coral now So I wonder if salt water that that's the Bugatti of fish things now now

Let's say he let's say tanked in a hook him up me about that's probably a 500 gallon tank. Okay, that's a 500 gallon tank. That's a 500 gallon tank. With that, I would say that that's probably a 25, $30,000 setup. That's a 25, 30,000 setup. Actually Rick Ross, DM me,

I'm gonna show you my $300,000, or $700,000 tank, do you have a blue lobster though? He did DM you? Yeah, did he have my spawn back after that? Or he'll be out, but you have a blue lobster bitch? Funny joke, ding it back. I ruined that friendship. I pay him full price at Buffalo Wilders.

That's pretty cool. On tank cost about $6,000, $10,000. Bull shit, no way. What is that? All there you go. The smaller ones, yeah, $6,000, $10,000. The, the, the, the, could cost him $10,000, 10,000 bull shit. No way. What is this after all? There you go. The smaller ones, yeah, 6, 10. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, probably, size of this. And then up, 100 gallon thing. Well, I'm bored with that, but I know how much is that? Just the equipment, no fish, just set us up. Not bad, I'm about 19 grand.

19 grand. Oh, no, no, I don't want a great white in there. I just want like this, you need a 19 grand, just to start. 20 grand. Guys, I hear 20 grand. I hear 40. Because it taxes. You should hear 40 because it taxes. Yeah, that's how. Because of taxes. You should hear 40 because of taxes. Yeah, it's high limit life. You should hear 40 because of taxes.

Because you can't write off a fish tank. Can if it's in studio. Okay, oh, it's in studio. How do you know where it's at? Now they know where it's at. Well, I'm gonna get one here. Yeah, I mean people in the IRS listen to our podcast. Oh, I know dude while they're just fucking people over there listen to us They don't fucking listen people over. I didn't say that I don't say that either dude. Don't be cool, man I'm all the time I pay my taxes. I say no Trump here. I pay my taxes, baby

I'm like Elon I pay tax your regular, you pay your taxes. It's the very bad. You have to, I'm not sure where the hell we're going. I've heard of people not paying for big people. You would know, big bands that I've worked with people in the past didn't pay tax for 10 years. And it's the higher the career. So like fuck, we're just gonna live and buy all our stuff. Didn't it tax for 10 years?

10 years, not a good idea. They cut, they cut, they cut. It's good enough. It's good enough. No, hold on, but your plan is, let's say you do it for five years. Your bands pop in, which you can buy all the property, spend all the cash can on good assets and live our lives. Pay the bank.

And then no, in the next five years, you've built all this equity and all this stuff. Now the next five years, you're working on the road and you're paying your employees the government. You know what I'm saying? Like your boss is the government. So that for five years, they go in Sizzler. The next five, you ain't chill out on that.

But those five better be worth it. Yeah, they better be worth it. I know a lot of big bands who have done that. Tax evasion, penalties and all that. Now, some people out there just like Blue Collar, they never pay, never get cut. There's people that never get cut. They don't have the time, they don't catch them.

We're not making enough to go after them. They just don't become privy to it. Because in order for them to catch you, something has to trigger it. There are people that don't know. I saw the level, something has to catch it where they go, hold on, you're trying to write off a Lamborghini as a work truck.

And you wrote this car? I know a guy who made $500 million and he had a business manager who never paid his taxes and he has no money now. Yeah, because the IRS goes, your ignorance is not an excuse. You owe us $200 million. You were a really good fellow to think where they get in business with a guy and he asked them by the bar. And he was like, I promise you, and with them,

can't, not selling drinks, fuck you, pay me. Not selling food, fuck you, pay me. I can't fuck you, pay me. Fuck you, pay me. I tell you you got a burn into it. I R S until you got a burn it down. And it shows them it's the fucking shame. It's like writing the papers.

That's the I R S. So, well, no, I'm not as poppin' as I was three years ago. I'm off. Fuck you, pay me. The mafia comes in. I guess he starts creating all this trouble. No, like Joe Pesci starts creating all this running up tabs, beating up the waiters. It's all a plan. Then he comes to Paulians as I need your help. Paul, he goes, well, I guess I got to own the

one of my I do with the fuck bar. What do you mean? What do you ask me? I don't know about, I don't know about bar. I'm telling you, I'm gonna whack him, wouldn't he? Because he didn't, I didn't know about bar I'm Wacom wouldn't be Because It's not It was a scam from the beginning. Yeah, great. That's why you did it genius. What do you want me to kill me?

Yeah, I wouldn't be a bad idea. He's all he's what he has to me to do You know, I don't think about bars. He's like you know, he's a baggy lives there He lives there. I want'd be a bar stool. You know that? Yeah. And then they, that's how they get their bar. True story. And destroy a bar.

It's a good time. Set up fire, get the insurance. Yeah. That idea. Should we start a bar and set up a fire? Yup. Start fish story. Good luck starting the fire too. Good luck trying to get away with that too nowadays.

Hey, what's the, what's the, what do you think the margins are on fish? What's the thing about that? On a, on say like a flower horn, I paid 200. How much did the store get it for? Oh, you want to be a fish broker? Hey, dollars, fish broker. Probably got for eight dollars.

Same as like night, like these nighties, you pay whatever 200. That's a good question. Cause they're getting those fish at wholesale, right? Yeah, I'm sure that there are places you go. There are fish brokers. I don't know how we're gonna find this, but I'll look. What is it called?

What is the markup on a diggo? What is the markup on a quorum fish? Almost reenstores, markup trims that, really easy. Three percent bump from the whole set. Oh wow. That's astonishing. That's not a good business man.

We are real passion. Real passion. But that's why I like your... This farm's pretty good. But that's why I like your aquarium city of Sherman Way there because I tried buying all these fish. They go, huh, how long do you have to take? I have two weeks though, absolutely not.

We won't say these fish just at least cycle and six weeks old. I go, why not? You can put those fish in, in a week, those fish are in the die. We don't want our fish dying. And if your fish die, you can bring the body back to them and you get the refund the fish, not your money,

but you get another fish. If they have it. I stocked my pond with various coins. They were all taken. I know you've just said 19,000. All taken. Dude, get some tougher fish. But I wouldn't accept it. You're thinking you're like some bass in there, you're gonna get trout in there. You think they give a fuck about a ratcoon? I think rat coons are killing. No, no, no, a big mouth bass. Yeah, but it's not a big pond. I don't know what kind of pond you're working with. How many gallons are talking? I don't know what kind of pond you're working with how many gallons we thought I don't know

They're we need some gnarly fish in there where No, listen. We all like raccoons. They put their hand there gone Really? Oh, yeah, we need some gnarly fish in there, dude really you want me? Hey, I'll do it for you Let me stop you hey, give me a fish is safe from a raccoon in a pond. What what fish would kill a raccoon? No fish I can't oh yeah, they're getting us. We'll get a small alligator in there in a pond. What fish would kill a ratcoon? No fish could kill a ratcoon. Oh yeah, the crocodiles will get a small alligator in there. The problem is they grow up. Problems they grow up and then you can't get in your friend door.

What fish do raccoons eat? Oh, they're right, coiffish. Yeah, I know. Goldfish crustaceans. You will cats do the same shit. Goldfish are stupid, dude. Goldfishers, the sheep of the fucking fish. If you have a goldfish, Brian, you're not my friend, dude. That's

for basic bitches. Steve drops around the perimeter of your pond with deter records with snacking in the shallows. I am obsessed with crocodile. I'm afraid of them. Oh, I was getting a lot of shit from our boy Lex McMan because I said, let's go on. I said, I don't want to kill an alligator. He's like, bro, you know I hunt those monsters. He's like, he's like, the, the, the, Africa. He was always in Africa and the kayak and this little kayak. He did crazy shit, dare double dare double. Finally, meets a girl. Settles down.

He's like, you know, I'm just going to be settled down. I'm not going to do this shit anymore. Because you're doing these things, I'm going to die. These two guys say we want to go up the Congo. And he's like, all right, I'll just plan it. I'll plan the Congo River. to go up the Congo and he's like all right I'll just plan it I'll plan the Congo River now bring up the Congo River no punk it doesn't as much hype as the Nile Congo's no punk ain't no punk okay that's the deepest jungle you know you know you know you know me now be you know my aunt my aunt with her other best friend two females uh-huh alone females alone, sailed the Congo and the now together.

What? On Nubbie? No, no, Sophie. That's his wife, my aunt. Whoa. Badass. Well, the Congo is, the Provo Congo is a failed country.

It's a, there was nice there, right? There's no extremists there, right? No, no, no, no. Five million people weren't killed in a civil war there at all. Five and a half million people were killed in that civil war. And the bodies were dumped into the river. Now those bodies-

Is that white-skilled blacks? Or what is it? It was black-sum blacks. Black-hung black-crime. Very tribal. Now, now, what happened- Heavy on the tribal. Yes.

What happened was all those bodies were eaten by crocodiles. Five million. Cragiles went, oh, it's- It's going crowd. It's horrible tragedy. crocodiles. Five million. Cragiles went, oh it's, it's going crowd. It's horrible tragedy. Five point five million. And a lot of those crocodiles, when you feed them like that, they get very big, sir.

And then also get the taste for dead. They also keep growing. Crocs don't really stop growing, there's some kind of thing. Well anyway. Dude, it's not how big animals get, like a fish for instance. If you have a 50 gallon tank, if you have a 500 gallon tank, you know the grow to their to what tank you put them. So if you have a 500, that some fish get fucking

massive. So think about the one thing about like dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. They were so fucking big dude. So big. Well, you know what they found in Russia, a rhino who was frozen, but he was covered in here. Almost, all his organs are still in the test. They found it. It wasn't that, it was that woolly mammoth type of, but we were like, it's just new. This just popped off, yeah.

Well, so the combo, so Homeboy, Homeboy's coming up with their path. He knows all the place in the cargo. And he goes, you know, one more time. Just one more. We got place in the Congo and he goes you know one more time Just one more. Oh, it's got you one more. It's good looking dude South African dude. Good looking young guy that matter and They're in and they decide let's get in the Congo with kayaks that are a little bigger than us They're a little longer than a human being but barely they're like little diamond shaped high kayaks

shitty kayaks and They're like little diamond shaped high kayaks, shitty kayaks. And they're just going down and look at that. Wow. Valley Riner. Wow. Are you fucking kidding? It's a melting tundra. Damn.

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intact. They can take that DNA and clone it. Yeah, bro, we've seen Jurassic Park. I know. Now, back to them, what was like the Russians made Wolley, Rhino, Jerky, just fuck it up.

The three of them are paddling down the Congo. Please wrap this up. Paddling down the Congo. In the small kayak. In the small kayak in a line and a giant crocodile, 16 foot crocodile. Comes up like this, and he, now you're only this half the water.

You only this half the water. Oh no, his eyes are like, you're here. Right here. And all the guy goes, he goes, oh my God, that's like this, oh my God. Shooom. Jumps out of the water, grabs him by his shoulder.

And they said that it was so big that it grabbed him by the shoulder and his sternum. And he was probably dead the minute it bit him because they have the hardest bite. Just pit down, pull them over. And he kind of went, he didn't even make a noise. He just got broken and then brought him down. Tug T ran into the forest and they ate them. No, and they finally came back like holy fuck. Yeah, it was interesting.

Imagine the sheer tear of those such long story, but imagine the shit's so long that it got it over, right, for everybody involved. But I like the ending. The ending. Good ending. Because someone died. You could have said, guy was, no.

Somebody's got a guy. That was a canoe. Long story, someone must die. Congo River, dude. Huge, great. Long story, someone must be laughing. Then, someone must be laughing or someone must die Congo River. Dude huge great long story someone must be laughing then some I must be laughing or someone was Must die but this one thing be imagine the share tear you feel when that thing is leaping in the fucking air

Well, that also don't have don't be in that dumb kayak the failure all this this different I'm seeing so far as someone that was camping and I got dragged out I made this Someone that was camping and I got dragged out. Yeah, it's an Australian. Yeah, Brian made this story up. Brian made that, I looked at that canoe. The canoe, the canoe where it's on go. Yeah, in the Congo, okay.

Very long time ago, yeah. Or the, or the, or the, or, hey, or, look at me, fun story for the pond. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not mad at it. It's long, but I encourage you look. Coyakir, pretending dead after crocodile attack. They never found them. Presumed dead, you think?

Yeah, that's the guy. That's 2010 though. 2010. Might have been 2010. 13 years ago. I didn't know long time ago. Okay. Yeah, Tim, a claim-

Stop, I'm gonna have to go. There you go. Little long, little long time ago. Dude, crocodiles in hippos. There are three tonn hippos that will bite you in half. Yeah, now why would you die? Hippos are more dangerous than Crocs when you're in a stupid fucking higher.

You know, you're thinking, pros, cons, cons, you let's kayak going down the Congo River. What's the point, bro? Yeah, they were in the, yeah, quote, cozy. Stay out of the banks because the Crocs are having a bake and might fancy you for lunch. Stay off the banks. Basically stay close behind me and follow my lead any questions.

Uh-huh. Okay. We're saying by the tragic acts and express our deepest sympathies. If that's your brother, husband, whatever, cousin, you'd be so mad, right? I would. Take a look at how small they're fucking.

Like, if you, if like next week's one, like, did you hear about Brian, like, what do you mean? Like, dude, he decided randomly go down the Congo River in a small kayak with Crocodile and Fester Waters. I go, motherfucker. That's like Luis C.K. and Rogan talking about it. If you're from Connecticut and you got eaten by tigers,

you fuck them. Like we figured this out. You got it. Yeah, there he is. That's the guy, Hendrick Coatsy. Do you think like his wife and- She was just, his girlfriend was waiting. I think he's alive.

No, his girlfriend was waiting for him. And- Jesus Christ. They never found his body, but that's what happens when you fuck around with giant crocs and you're that- He wrote a book the best day ever. Yeah.

He had a problem. He had a problem who's addicted to adrenaline and he couldn't stop. He had a problem who's addicted to looking at crocs in the eye. Yeah. And then one, there's, that's part of it. Yeah, they're, they're cute, man. Like at night when they shine, you see the little eyes.

Nothing cuter in the hip, though. I'm very afraid of them. Oh, I'm terrified of all that shit, not to me. But you're not afraid of sharks. I'm afraid of them. Go back. Yeah. You, let me see that, William, the, the Harry, Rhino,

they found. So all his organs are intact. What's that below? That's crazy? That's his dick Keep going down say down. Let's see if you says anything here Preserved in ice for tens of thousands of years of juvenile will he Ryan still has a thick reddish brown hair all of its limbs most internal organs Clonets and testines, so we can see what he ate and shit. It's face like stupid. I ate, is there a rhino?

He just a rhino here. Is that a horse? Yeah, look at Eric's stupid face when he calls. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Can you put it on the camera? Would you answer that? I'll do it.

Would you answer that? That's there. You would you answer that? That's like I did that shot there good video. I'm a Grammar he's charmed. He's wearing a hat. He's so close like that. That really brings out your nose What other animals they're gonna find How do they still not determine fucking whether T. Rex had feathers or not? Luckily, they still not determined fucking whether T-Rex had feathers or not Um Like how have we not found some of that shit?

I don't think it had it. And then you know when they when they analyze their like voice box You know when dress bar was like, yeah, they're saying I was like Yeah, you ever seen that thing who says it's the gay T-Rex and it gets up in these real lines all hi That's so funny. It's so funny. Hey, that guy goes, yeah. Yeah. That's right.

Paleontologists think feathers may have, first of all, to keep dinosaurs warm, not very warm. But while a young t-rex probably had a think out of Downey feathers, an adult t-rex would not have need feathers to day warm. So they did look like that. Well, have you been to Africa? Absolutely not.

Okay, so I- No desire to go. When you go to Africa in the morning, in certain times of the year, it can get down to 30 degrees. But check out Kenya. It would be their reptiles. Well, no, you'll see like it's so fucking cold,

like so cold, and you you know look at that 30 degrees like freezing dude freezing Some of that's Celsius. Oh, yeah, hey 30 to 35 Celsius in 2025 Celsius and I is not cold Okay, what is it called? Very hot? Yeah, let me see that. What's the course month in Kenya July Kenya let me see that what's the course month in Kenya July Course month 63 63 fair night, okay, so it's not that Brian. Hey buddy Okay, the point is it's how that for going out there. We were in down jackets and The forward with my story. Because when is the animals? Are you the story song? Okay.

Be it's not true. Can you get freezing, dude? No, Kenya was probably doesn't. Uh, I'm a good fan. 55 degrees. That's how the very low 55 is. 55 is better than here. That's still sure.

I'm sorry, we're, no, that's better than here. Yeah, that's still short weather. That's pretty cool, guys. When you wake up, you're in tea tank. I mean mean 55 degrees Seven degrees pretty cool guys So to my point. Hey, that's two months and it says it's the at the daily average is 73 Can't be called if you have a call if you're chilled to begin with that can be a little cold sometimes I had Your point is dinosaurs were freezing in the 73 degree weapons so anyway, yeah, I'm a little cold, Tom Sian. The point is, when his dinosaurs were freezing

in the 73-D reweather, and he had feathers. Yeah, I said 30%. Oh, what's the coldest place in Africa? Go there, fuck yeah. Watch this, you piece of shit. Minus 24, that's pretty cold. That's pretty cool.

That's cool. Those in 1935. Yeah. Hey man, can you just give it up, Africa's hot. Well I'm saying, you know, sometimes there are elephants up there too, so 24 degrees below. Africa's hot. Yeah. Well, fucking, we had to go back to our dorm and Dallas all those animals and those hunting

reserves died. Yeah, don't care. Hey, did you, did you feel the earthquake last night? No, but I heard there was an earthquake when I was in Dania. Oh, no, there was an earthquake last night. Then I thought I was a dream. My house was going You know, the first thing I thought of and I'm a bad person. I thought my fish. They my kids. I thought Yeah, fishy fishes. I know. I don't want to

4.2 They didn't count for you from a third. A percent of South of Malibu. That's right by me, dude. My whole house. Yeah. My buddy, my buddy actor. Just that the actor first year I was in LA.

He was from New York, he was living in Venice. Yeah, he goes. Why would you do that? I go, what do you mean he goes? Everything's built on sand. Why would you do that? You know the big one's coming. It's coming soon. I go, what do that? You know the big one's coming and it's coming soon.

I go, what do you mean he goes? Earthquake. And you're on sand and your house's gonna fall and you and you're gonna die. And everybody down there is gonna die. So why would you do that? Get out, dead serious. I was like, gonna take my chances and roll the dice.

Well some people think that too. Some people think that too. Like, Rogan was like, I'd never buy a house in Malibu. You're on those things, a tsunami comes like. I'm gonna roll the dice, dude. I don't think that's gonna happen while I'm alive. Yeah, I'm gonna roll the dice. Yeah, I think we're good.

I'm gonna roll the dice. And then, oh, guys, I don't want this 10 million dollar mansion on the beach, it's got, it's on still. No, is that near the beach? Oh, that scares me. Yeah. I'll pass. I'll go to the valley. Yeah, no thanks. Well, it's like me and me and J that scares me. Yeah. I'll pass. I'll go to the valley.

Yeah, no thanks. Well, it's like we're in a mean jar on a boat. I told you, I'll see. This is my thing. I've been thinking about this late. I'm thinking about buying a boat. Here's why I go. Because let's say like that movie,

The Last of Us really happened or zombies came. They can't drive boat, dude. I jump on the boat. I fucking get out then, J.O.'s. Stupid. Hey, what do you mean? Okay, so A, you don't have to drive a boat. B, you're in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and you're just going to fish.

Or, yeah, I mean, the kids just live off fish and eat the fish and stuff. He has a right, right, right. I'd rather die. Yeah. And I would begin to use nothing. Just sit there while they eat me. And that's a good time until Storm's hit. He was, I'd rather die.

He was, and then you're going to come back and everybody's zombies and dead. You want to live in that world at a fair point. Yeah. I watched the first episode. It was very good. It's so well done. And I was, you're right, first 10 minutes, I'm like, Oh, you're right away, you're in.

I'm in. Isn't it so good? It's so good. You know, you ever watch Hunters on M1 Prime? No, it's Al Pacino. It's Al Pacino. And Steve is the true story, it seems like he would be. So remember when all the Nazis were two's over, the Nazis fled Germany,

lot of the things they went to South America, NASA brought a lot here, Operation Paperclip, and then there's a lot in America. Well, this shows about these Nazi hunters, they find those Nazis are trying to fit in with America and around the world, trying to get rid of their Nazi history. They have to be a true story, right?

So it's by a lot of us. So a lot of Eli Wies. Oh, wow. So so a lot of Eli Wiesel and different different people mostly mostly Jewish after World War II went to find people like Dr. Mangalay and all these like awful people horrible doctor who with no conservation prison guards wardens went and hunted them down and in most cases found them and brought them back to Israel And they were hung like Ikemen. They should be yeah, they should be and they were hung and but but um Well, did you see that dog? They were not there were not see hunting you see that duck I like the monster next door and he was like a legit. I didn't see it. Oh

Bro, it's a legit legit Nazi guard like one of the worst Mystic right the worst of the worst was it the guy guy was it was it was him they put him on trial You know even the secretary that wrote all the stuff in the country. I can't so Nazi secretary. Yeah, they got her on murder for like 7,000 people because she was you know part of it. Yep, they devil next to right. Yeah. Oh, it's good. I got to wash that. Oh, it's fantastic devil next door. I think that's good. Oh, it's good. I got to wash that. Oh, it's fantastic.

I've in the terrible. That's right. Jesus. Real pieces. That's him, huh? That's him. And he was like, no, it's a, you know, these people are older memories are fucked up.

And she's like, no, bitch, I was there. That's him right there. Sadistic fuck. Piece of shit. But he fake like he was real saking, couldn't stay in trial and they're like, get the fuck out of here. Oh dude, how about my buddy to bring this game show back and network TV, I want to see what the show is.

But when they did it back in the day in the 50s, they have a panel of comics. And someone comes on and you got to figure out who's telling a lie, this is the show, it's fun, right? But old school. This is a real episode. They bring this guy out who's telling a lie. That's the show, it's fun, right? But old school. This is a real episode. They bring this guy and he's the old man. And he's, and his lie, right?

It's a, so there's like five people come out to you story. One of them's true, the rest are lies. This old man cannot tell a story goes, I was two row or whatever I was in, in the same theater when Lincoln was shot. Think about one that was, and this guy's like 90 or whatever. I was 18 row or whatever I was in the same theater when Lincoln was shot. Think about one that was, and this guy's like 90 or whatever. I remember he was out as a little boy. Yeah, he was out as a little boy.

I was in my parents' primary theater. I was there when he... You have to be 150 years old. Well now, no, this is in the 50s. No, this is like 1955. Oh, yeah, it's 1955. Yeah, and so people like, this thing makes sense. What are, it was true. He was one of the, there's a picture, and so people like this thing makes sense whatever it was true

He was one of the there's a picture. He was fine 90 years old He was like 90 something. He was a little boy and he was in the same theater right next to Lincoln was here He was here with his parents and Lincoln got shot here Who will be crazy shot Lincoln James Earl Boots James Earl Jones And it weird how they have three names. Yeah James Wilkes's never give me kid three names. Yeah my girl's male name I don't know I don't know to kill the president. Yep, they'll have three names Lee Harvey Oswald wait was it James? Yeah, John Wilkes John Wilkes booth. Oh did you do who then who shot? Who shot

Martin Luther King? Which they think is a huge conspiracy, whatever Ray. They're all conspiracies, right? I think it was right. Seper Lincoln, they're like James Earl Ray. James, yeah, James Earl Ray. James Earl Ray. That's why I got to compete James Wilkes Pooh.

Harvey Lee's obel James Earl Ray. Yeah. Yep. Uh huh. Wayered, right? Harvey Lee's ob will James Earl Ray. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Weird, right? Very weird. And apparently when he shot him, he wasn't like, it wasn't at the height of his career either. Like a lot of his, like when you have speeches back then and like gatherings, very minimal people.

Wasn't a ton of, what's that like, when he's booming? There's like the tail end of it too. People always forget that. Really wonder. I don't know, I was in a round back then. Well, I mean... Even now, with like the Trump Biden, when they do the big, you know, the big, whatever, the way they call them, speeches or whatever,

is this speech, debates or what? No, not the debates, when know, the big, whatever, the way they come, speeches or whatever. Is this speech? What debates or what? No, not the debates. When they do the rallies. When that's a rally, people take pictures like Trump, like like no one's there, but I see MTV, and there's like a jiggling people there. And we're like, look, no one's at Biden's,

but then you see there's nothing. So they can manipulate the camera and go, so it's, I don't know what's real. Unless you're actually physically there, I don't know. It's also like, you know, you saw that Buffalo bills that, um, um, that player right that recent time in the field. He's at the game. He's at the game on Saturday. There's all these conspiracy theories. Like that's fake. It's not him. He was in a mask. Yeah. And they're like, you can't tell. There's no real good shot of them. Then the starting quarterback went on a podcast. I figured

watch podcast. He's wearing a Daniel Ricardo. How do you have shout out to Daniel Ricardo? But he gets on there and he's like hold up We saw him we saw Demar hamlin. He was in our locker room you idiots He's with his kid his wife He spent the entire day with us and then he went to the booth stop this bullshit But man conspiracy just go fucking like wow Stop it, but man conspiracy is just go fucking like wild Focked up guys stop. Yeah, everything can't be conspiracy. No, I know. That's what I tell my dear friend Well, triple he was blasted out like very suspect here and tells me he's like dude you believe it's like No, yeah, I believe in yeah, I think he was actually there dude. Yeah, you think the entire team's in on this

Nobody's in she's I think enough else just put on a Friday. I don't think he's doing well. Yeah, no dummies. No, no, no, it's not how it works. Fucking dummies. Especially this day and age. So like someone's been snitching by gay. That's not. Hamlin died from the COVID vaccine. That's the place by a body double. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

God, dog. Really? And the body double and people are like, uh, hey Brandon, like, hello, I uh, hey Brendan like hello. I'm Brendan Uh-huh, I'm hamlin team is teammates wouldn't notice that because body doubles are super easy Is yes CIA guy is wearing tomorrow. Hemlins face. Yeah People like you guys are hello. How are you? I'm Brian weird, right? All right. What else you got to do some current Alrighty Oh wait, we have something.

If it's a flower head, I'm gonna freak. If it's a flower head, I'm gonna bust. I call it a flower horn flower head. Aww, here we go. Happy birthday. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you You're cutie happy birthday This is so happy birthday dear Happy birthday guys this is the best birthday present ever Let's COVID right there

Yay Where'd you guys get the cake? This is dope. You better be fucking. See all cakes matter. See half black, half white. I like that. Now you know I can't eat that, right? Cause my psoriasis.

I know. I only eat carnivore. He wants it though. How's that? What kind of icing is it? Um, you can taste it. Is that just tasting? You're like, hey, actually a lot of people have been hitting me up about psoriasis because

you were talking about it and I had it. And they want to know what to do. I'm going to tell you this. You can go to Dan Garner Nutrition. He changed my life. So a lot of it is, is your gut. They think it's your gut. A thief, not Gannun, at the Cleveland Dermatology Institute.

Well, a thief got in with that. That's a lemon. That's a lemon on the left or my taste But it's all I've got to keep my mouth. I'll check a fief canoom In Cleveland, they did yeah, and I'll I'll get the number of you guys that Dan Gardner nutrition Dan Gardner nutrition He's amazing He's a fucking genius Team Grunner right there no more coach gun. Yeah right there Genius now he's great and then and then a fief gun new and bro just tell us what you did He got biome and he works with the Cleveland Institute of Dermatology and they work on

And he works with the Cleveland Institute of Dermatology and they work on Sariasis. Hey, hey, you're doing again like you did your crocodile story. What'd you do to your real spots, dude? Work on your gut your gut profile. That does nothing off means nothing. It might be off. Would you take there it is right there? Yeah, but what did you take Brian? I Took a probiotic protocol. I did an elimination diet like you're doing. Yeah, and then I did a probiotic protocol, I did an elimination diet like you're doing. Yeah. And then I did a probiotic protocol, but I can't tell you what that is. These guys at Pekhanun, that's his son, great guy. He studied it. I mean, his father is a pioneer in biome thing.

That's how they named this son. What's his name? Oh, he's, there you go. Yes. Great guy. Fantastic. Yeah. People like, because I was like, I posted pictures picture, say I was grilling a bunch of steak.

Yeah. It was for tires, the only thing you'd eat, he loves my steak, so I went to the store about fish and steak, but Oscar's from the fish store and then got steak, not cooking fish, right? I like fish or a french nut food. So I cooked some steak, I post on like, about to get rid of these, about to get rid of these spots

with psoriasis, shout out to the carnivore diet, and people like, man, I didn't know that word, people like, it doesn't. Oh really, Jordan Peterson swears by it. Yeah, so what they think that does, the carnivore diet from a scientific perspective is, when you eat just one thing like that, you shut down the bad bacteria in your gut.

Yes. And your gut kind of resets. Now a lot of people do like a paleo, like pescatarian diet, or they do the meditain diet. For me, do whatever the fuck you want, whatever works. I just know carnivore for me as far as getting in shape and getting rid of these spots is gonna be the best thing. Let's also look at our stress levels. Oh, that's number one.

Number one. I have to fire some people. Number one. Hmm. Number one. Oh. I told you what I got to worry about is because I post that.

I didn't like that. This is my social media. And he was like, hey, saw your post about psoriasis. Man, some of the comments, like the other way, you're reading comments. He goes, well, I just wanted to know, I talked to my doctor, he was, he was a lot more about,

because my dad got diabetes at my age. Cause he went through a divorce and he had really bad stress, and he was bankrupt. I'm probably eating crazy. Yeah, and he wasn't working out. And he's like, just one, you know, it's a precursor, because you're gonna have, you know,

psoriasis for life, this precursor diabetes. And not helpful to that, and also, Well, he had a good point, he's like, he's like, you gotta do something. He's like, and I know you, you'll be on it, but don't be like me, just, he goes, I ignored it, and then I've died, I live with fucking diabetes. You were running at heart, you were running at little too hard. I still run it hard. Yeah

There's I don't know how to oh still live well There's there's you got to stop for a second. I'm like Vin Diesel. I live my life one quarter mile at a time One quarter mile at a time. Yeah, I live my life one fish out of time One fish at a time. You got to wrap it up today, don't you? Don't I push it? Okay. Do you want to help me out? Nice. Good. Conor Ritz?

Yeah. So, Georgie. So, I, for your birthday, I clipped out my favorite part of Man Tears. You're awesome, buddy. And I know that. Brian Cowns' Best Special. Yeah. You're so fun.

Yeah, by for your best special. Very good. Thank you. Can you imagine if it was your worst? I know. I know. Yeah, I know. I'm really best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best best God. That's not I forgot. I know I could do better but it could be a lot worse of little respect. You're welcome for everything first of all. She's so conned to sending. She's corrects me. The other day I was like, that's a good metaphor.

She was like, well, that's not a metaphor. That's a simile. She's story. She's the one. The other day in front of her friends, she goes, wait, he doesn't know all the layers of She's story. She's story. Who? The other day in front of her French, he doesn't know all the layers of the atmosphere. I know.

I know. I wish I was, you know, some cultures that are like, they seem fine. Why don't you wear those kicks anymore? Those are great. It's not that bad. It's not that sometimes, you know, look, if you have kids you know what I'm talking about. But I think it's not that I want to slap my daughter. I love her so much. Don't like her sometimes.

No, but I don't want to slap her. But sometimes, sometimes like I think that's one of the options that presents itself when I'm scrolling through ways I'd like to shut her face off right? I Think I love to push a pie in her fucking face I went in the middle of one of her know-it-all senses and another thing. Hope you get diabetes. Ah-ha. Call back Deep call like.

But then I remember that she's, you know, she's 14. She still takes the anime very seriously. Yeah, like, yeah, it's so funny the other day. She came in outraged. She was like, do you know that some people think Toto Roki is actually related to Deku? That's nuts I don't have any comment with but um You know what I was really thinking when she said that this is really what I black when she said that

I was like, oh my god. I cannot believe you're gonna be able to vote in less than four years George hey, I love you gotta bring back those fucking virus screen golden goose I never where I should start wearing it so sick right look how good they look at you see that it's a dope-ass outfit That's a good outfit, right? And if you haven't went and watched man tears go do it I promoted on my Twitter this weekend during the fight Yeah, cuz I tweet now live tweet during the fights. Oh my god. Yeah Yeah, and I said I said something like if he if this guy wins on the pro Brian special We didn't talk about those fights. You guys want to do real quick? We can I mean

What do you want to talk to me? I don't really have much to say about it though the Jamal Hill Glover Tech Sarah Well, those fights a lot of them were just landslides like just an ass woman I mean, what do you want to talk to me? I don't really have much to say about it though. The Jamal Hill Glover Tech Sarah, well, those fights, a lot of them were just landslides, like just an ass woman. It's like if you're watching a Clawed Football game, they're up 60 to nothing. In the same courtyard. All right, I'm good.

The Jamal Hill fight was kinda like that. Even though Glover had them in some comprising positions throughout the fight, you always believed in Glover, it was a bit of a pull it off. I was a father of Glover, but Jamal's the young, and anyone who's a UFC fan, it's nothing at Jamal Hill. I love Jamal. I've had Jamal and not Glover, so I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

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I love it. I love it. I love it. I love Glover. You root for the underdog. Even though Glover's favorite because of him Brazil, there's just so many questions on Jamal Hill. It's like, can he go five rounds? Can he withstand the grappling of Glover? Can he not only not Glover out, but if he does land a good shot, we know Glover's not going away unless you're Anthony Rumble Johnson, which rests in peace.

There's no way that hits like him. So there's all these questions going in the strength, the Rumble Johnson, which wrestling piece. There's no way that hits like him. So there's all these questions going in the fight. So I get the shows in Tampa and Friday, everyone's like, who are you betting on? I was like, I'm not calling it, man. There's too many questions on Jamal. Glover's older. I don't like the, it's a stylish city.

It's good for Glover. I don't know. He's too old, man. It's tough to bet on. Now you know John Hackelman, shot to John Hackelman when the greats. He wanted to throw in the towel, because obviously he's went through it with Chuck's in what Chuck's doing So he wanted to throw the towel in for Glover and I think the third or fourth they told him no he retired from

Cornering guys you went I'm out. I don't blame you're not gonna listen me. I'm fucking I don't blame me neither I'll be good for you man. Yeah, cuz the fighters two tough for us. I'm good fighter will die in there But that's what Glover said he goes I got to ret retime, I'm too tough among them. Yes, like I'll stay here. Taking all that damage, I hated watching that. I hate watching a great like Glover Tick-Shera get fucked up like that. He said, I'm telling you, man, it's how I feel about T-City.

I thought it was a fucking outrage. I really did. You keep that kid in there. He's beautiful. Then you know what, you remember, you and I argued about them, like what the fuck are you talking about? Even because I'd come from that background, right? Like throwing the towel.

I would like fuck all you guys. Yeah, well, I wouldn't have listened anyway. He said he can't, but the coach should have done that. I would have been like, but now we're going down this road, and I'm getting old, I'm kind of with you. I'm like, live to fight another day. You lost all good, L's and L,

whether you ate 200 punches or three punches, and L's and L, you lost. Do you can throw the helmet, throw the hell marry chance that's not good. Let's do the smart thing tonight. Charlie and I a bubble Number two guy in the world number one guy in the world tonight. You ain't I let's go back to the draw board look Tony brain just make it for money Tony good Ferguson Justin Gachi They should have stopped that Tony for Ferguson again two tougher song good He was taking so much head trauma. Does engage you sitting down on those punches. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. I mean, and you see, you just, at one point,

our, our, our, 20 versus, and looked like a, a giant mouse, a hallucinogenic fucking mouse. And then the other, so Glover retired that night, Figurita loses to Bramley, no. He's got no 35. So, but he put his gloves down, and you're like, oh, fuck, he's only tired, no. He's like, oh fuck, he's going to retire. No, he just retired. We won 125.

125 is going to 35. And then show gun, his last hurrah. It's just, I've been fighting since 19. You won the pro grand prix at, I think he's 19. I mean, holy fuck. But here's what's weird is, I just wish the UFC did a better job.

Like his sena fight should have been against another legend. Like why they give these guys these young up and come us to get annihilated? I don't know. I hate it. To me, you have to, you have to earn your right to fight those guys. I have to earn my right to fight Krokop.

Right? And I have four guys out. I knocked out a Gonzaga before that. I have to earn that. Yes. I beat Krokop. I have to earn the right to fight no guarantee in Brazil. You have to earn those rights because those guys have paid all the price

to be at that level. So in order, winner lose. The fact that I showed Akkan with Gonzaga, with Travis Brown, with no gear with Kroakop is an honor. Winner lose, that's a big fucking deal. If you've already won, if you sign a contract to fight any of those guys, in order to show gun a legend,

the guy that he fought, couldn't tell his name, bad with names. Dude, but that guy didn't earn it. That's what's nuts. It's like, I agree. But they should be celebrating these guys, give them a royal send off.

They should have called show gun go, this your last fight in Brazil? Who would you like? Now of course show guns, but I want fucking, you know, whatever is he, or, you know, some crazy, you know, I'll experience some crazy fight 205, have those guys come up? You know, when you give you another guy

like mine did another 205, or that, you know, that's gonna be a tough match up for you, but it's winnable. Like Frank Yanker's set up fight, shouldn't be against that savage, like a good, good tier as or whatever. It should be against Dama Cruz, another legend, you, you, tear, whatever, it should be against, domicrues, another legends.

Yes. Like, why fuck these guys over? So better. Like, why do you know, I don't understand it. I don't understand it. Like, Robby Lawler and Ideas, that makes sense. Absolutely.

Two legends. Not some young line you can take all the shots and tear your fucking face off. That we don't know. No. Do you, do you, do you, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, off that we don't know. Give these guys the proper sign. They're not.

Yeah, instead of taking all that damage and being told they are class because the God, they're just. Like his last fight should have been, he should have fought someone who he probably had a leg up on. Let him win the last fight and run after the sunset. All the shit, all the blood and tears that they sweat that they put in for the business. I agree.

This is the way you, yes, that's, yes, the answer is, what did you say? That's how, yes, the answer is yes. The answer is yes. And you know, you entertain us, entertain us. Not to entertain, tonight's a slap fight league. I will, to be a watch that. Be on the team. I will never.

Where's my fucking, you know what's on this, dude? Don't watch this, there's like nine black guys, some little girl, let me just see what's going on in. Yeah, that's how I was slapping like Dana Prod. I'm like this is fucking stupid. I'm like, hey baby, it's that's DVR. It's just it's just such a circus. Yeah, and it's such a circus.

You can't take your eyes off of it. It's not gonna be around in four weeks because the backlash and the numbers of terrible views are terrible. They should just call it CT. Fast-throwed CT. They should just call it Dana. It's really fucking Friday.

Because all y'all get CT. The point that shows to get CT. Ain't nobody walking out of there without CT. That's fat. God. Now, did you hear? The slap league reached out to a current UFC fighter like, hey, you interested in doing this?

He blasted out how much they offered him. You want to show his gentleman or make it? How much you think it's going to make me so sad? How much you think to get slapped on national TV and you got a gut? I bet you. I bet you it's. I bet you it's five grand. Oh, you're cute.

Two and two. Two of you show two if you win. Now hold on. Two grand. Yeah, hold on. What's this sound like? Does this not. Now hold on. Two grand? Yeah, hold on. What's this sound like? Does this not sound like the UFC 10 years ago?

Yeah. Is the UFC just not recreating a model that they took advantage of athletes and fighters, and because the backlash of the public, now they have to pay fighters, because we realize what the risk in with their lives. To the UFC just go go how can we expose people more

slap fight league these morons will take what we give them they're repeating history to it's two hundred twenty three those poor guys or grant it like well they didn't ask them to do it i get it you're not doing slap fight league if you have a lot of other options they're doing the same game model that they did in the 90s when they fuck people over.

There's doing an authority in your face and Y'all dumbasses are watching it. I'm one of them. It's specced. I can't get enough of it. I'll never watch it. I will never watch it. I like I said the tuning because it would not enjoy it. It won't be around. There's no fucking chance. Nothing.

That thing's gonna end up on UFC Fight Pass. Yeah. There's TBS like this is, hey, it's, if it was doing millions of views, TBS like, well, these people are watching. It's debut with all that promotion from the UFC mind you. Nobody watched it.

I think 300,000 people. Yeah. The same amount of people that watching listen to this total 300,000 episodes where we get same as fight Lee thing a bunch of promotion They got from the UFC and you you kid as many years and eyeballs is we do which and we don't get CT or slap each other and be on a shame Oh And how dicey will get when a transgender girl is like, you know what bitch? I feel like I could be world champ in this and some Former Navy seal gives like I feel like a woman say less Yeah, yeah, I

Would do that with you You just we all do a slap fight with you know what you birthday. Yeah, I don't want to do that to you and I have to stand like this and you just go You just sit there like this Just like Do you think all their parents are watching you? Do you know we tried to fucking tried man? Wow, I'd be more proud of my son if he's working in the ditches.

Blown as back out, you know, putting cement on a fucking sidewalk. I'd be much more proud of my kids if they're doing that thing. Slap to and to bite, buddy. Those heavyweight Russian guys with no, no necks, giant guys with like chalk on their hands. I like arm wrestling. Give me arm wrestling. That's cool.

Hey, do you? It's all right. Hey, the favorite was the MMA fighters that have really had sugar in the tank. And was like, and the guys like, oh cool. That goes. And he popped, he's like, oh,

and then Dana's like, well, the scale is MMA fighter. It might be a good other, he's all. Oh. Oh. You all, oh my, dude. Oh, no. Quit flicking your wrist. Oh, no.

And then Dan was like, see, everyone just thinks just because the MMA fighter, it equilates to slap fight, like it's like, nobody thinks that. Why would Dana do that, though? Does he need more money or I don't get it? That was my whole rant on the shop show. How much money do you need? All they're doing is because the U.S.

is not fighting. The unions and stuff are coming. They're gonna have to start forkin' out a lot more money for the fighters. So the U.S. he goes, all right, who can we expose and take advantage of before? Because the U.S. he, they're coming. We gotta change our business bottom, make more money off.

Some poor sucker in the CT. Slap fight wage. God damn. Two and two, you'll be more money, more benefits me. Way cooler people and save your brain so if you work at fuck and store them. You ever see how that arm wrestling calls themselves

the arm wrestling whisperer and he's like this, he'll arm wrestle guys, not a big guy. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, fuck, I feel like, fuck is strong. And they beat them. It's like really sexual watch I was not him now that's a guy with Devon the Rats too big but like Random guy beats Devon the right now no Go yeah, that's the guy. I probably can't use the video though. So he's like oh That's the guy. You probably can't use the video though.

We'll be able to use it. He's like, you get a stick done. He's like, oh yeah, look at your aunt, look at your aunt, look at your aunt. That's right there. Yeah, yeah. He's so funny. Just get him there where he's talking.

Like, you got any one of the, with the guys teaching? He's like, look at your aunt, put your shoulder, line up your shoulder. Yeah, fucking strong. That helmet's dope. He wears his helmet too. That's what you're here for. Fight it.

Fight it. Fight it, beat it, beat it up. See, it's not him, it's the big guy, dude. Yeah, yeah. The big guy's the whisper. No, he's beating, that's the best in the world, having the rat. Yeah, but he's the one that talks. They call him the armrest or whisper.

Not the guy you talk about. You know, the armrest thing whisper, he's doing it back to him. That's why, he's doing it back to him. He's so funny, he's doing it back to him. He's so funny. He's doing it back to him Cuz he'll go I'm gonna go a little bit. He's doing it right back. I'm not nearly as famous. Look. He's going back I he's the best in the world. They haven't heard it. It's cool. It's a cool kind of community in the yeah, he's great It was funny He does that crunch it all say it all the time you ever done any arm wrestling buddy

Hold on I got a guy can teach you though and you can compete What what happened? No, but you can pull Waits and stuff. What are you tell people with our strength competition? Brian brought in a strength competition grip or you know see your tensile strength and Bam-bam over here, did. So I did my best is 119. My brother-in-law did 143 or something. What, big, big, tall George did,

130, something 136? He did 144, he's a big boy. Yeah. And, uh, you did 198. Is that good? That's crazy, huh? That's pretty high. You got them big palms.

And you can see these big palms. Springfield, Missouri, Blue Comedy Room. February, third and fourth, Friday, Saturday only. Come on now. People are just like, oh, look at his fist. Yeah. So I'm in Springfield, Missouri. I think it's about an hour outside the Ozarks.

I want to peep out the Ozarks, do some fishing. Springfield, Missouri, February 3rd and 4th. Naples, Florida will also be doing fishing out there. February 16th through the 18th. Bakersfield, California, one night only. That thing's almost sold out, February 23rd. Get your tickets right now. Braille, one night only, February, March 3rd to the 4th

of the Big Ass Fight Companion. We have R rampage Jackson, a very special guest and jelly roll for the fight companion. March 4th, John Jones, return. That's why I had to cancel the shows on the 4th. Sorry, guys. Oklahoma City's March 9th through 11th. Get your tickets at FATKZ.com or thickboy.com. In one month, Edmonton, comic strip, Edmonton, Canada. I will be at the comic strip February 23, 24, 25. Then I go red over Nashville, Tennessee. Zane, these March 2, 3 and 4.

And then New York, New York, Sony, Hall, March 11th. Bro, you're flying in the Manhattan, flying back to LA, then back to West Niant. That's right, buddy. And I got a West Niant. West Niant, March 16, 17, 18, 11, 8, live. Come get some. All right, kids, love you. Springfield, Missouri. See you next week. Love you guys. Happy birthday, B.

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