The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen's infatuation with Donkeys & Muscular Men | TFATK Ep. 1121

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

Callen wants a donkey real bad and talks hanging with George St. Pierre and Gordon Ryan at The Comedy Mothership, owning dogs, dog "lovers", Saddam Hussein stories, current events around the world including Khabib Nurmagomedov turning down an offer to fight Floyd Mayweather, Donald Trump's alleged 50th birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein, a body found in artist D4vd's Tesla, Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERMagic Mind - https://magicmind.com/True Classic - True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, well, well. Back at it, pal. I know this is a weird thing to say, and I just sometimes I get cravings, and I have a craving. For cock? Well, no. Okay. I never had a craving for that. I will say, though, I was at the mothership last night, and Gordon Ryan and GSP were in the

green room, and Tony Henscliffe comes up. and goes and then rogan was there and so it's the who's who and tony henscliffe goes i can always tell where brian will be when there are muscular men in a room true right next to them that practically feeling their muscles and i went yeah tony you know me too well yeah because anytime there's a room full of people if there are really hot girls over there and really big strong muscular guys with cauliflower ear or if they're navy seals you know you're going to find good old bry saddle up to them. And did you talk to Mr.

GSP? What a sweetheart. Yeah, the long talk. He's such a good guy. He's still living in Montreal? He is living in Montreal. I assume he's out here training with Dan Harris. Yeah, he comes out here in trains of Gordon, Ryan.

Yeah. Because he was there, he was thinking about coming out to archetype boxing. And I said, you come into archetype? He goes, but, you know, I'm going to go over there and just play around with those guys because the way they treat me is, you know, it's always humbling. And he lets me go a little bit. And then it brings me back. Oh, I think I'm going to get out.

He's talking about Gordon Ryan. Yeah. I think I'm going to get out. It gives me some space. And then I'm back to square one. Yeah. It's, I'm like, well, that's what happens. So he likes to train with Gordon.

I don't know if people understand how much better Gordon Ryan is than everybody. I know, I know jiu-jitsu people do. We do. Yeah. But like, everyone knows that. But like, you're not in the area code as that motherfucker. Uh-uh. You know, it's just unbelievable.

Yeah. Especially if you're just doing straight. right jujitsu you know no but anyway but um so there was that so that's that's my one craving which is of course muscular guys but um i want a donkey i do i said it what would you do with it uh i would pet it i would cuddle it i would feed it fruit i would eat with it in the morning i also want i kind of want ducks and chickens but let's go stick with the donkey for a second you could get a donkey now i feel like you know it's a tax exemption i know i know but you know but you know there's a lot to it or maybe there's not maybe there's not but i really just put it in the

backyard but what would you do with it and they fucking bite and kick well no but if they like you they don't i really want a donkey they're really smart that's adorable they're smart i want probably i probably want not goats but i probably want um some i probably want some dogs i want a donkey i want a cow i kind of want a baby cow that i want to raise a milk a dairy cow you want a South County Soutters? Yeah, I want to be able to milk my cow. Yeah, I'd love to milk a cow. Right?

Just once in my life, I just want to jack a cow off. Yeah, in the morning. Not a male cow. No. I want to milk a straight up cow. Well, you don't want to fuck with bulls. The problem with bulls is like this guy who's a dairy farmer. He has an Instagram page that I follow.

And he has Rufus. So he's got a bull that's mean. And the bull is like the bull, he's always having to hide behind a tree because he lets his bulls forage through the forest. Is it like a farmer good on social media? Yes. he's great and so he's always like he's always got to hide behind the he's like he's like he's like you know i don't know what the bull's name is the bull's name is like fucking angus or some

angus he goes angus angus and so the only thing he can do when angus is there because angus won't let him angus will not let him go anywhere because he'll kill you so he goes rufus and he starts calling for rufus who's the alpha bull and rufus will come up and the reason rufus protects the farmer because he feeds them from because he feeds him a an apple pie one of those little square apple pies. One apple pie goes, it's amazing how one apple pie goes a long way with Rufus. And Rufus would just come up and just go like this. And the other bulls like, it goes over and they go, see, I'm safe. I can walk around. Now, here's the problem with you getting donkeys and all this shit is you're into it right now. And then three months from now,

it's going to be a lot of work and you're like, I'm not into it. And the donkey goes very cool, but I'm still on your property. And I have no access to fresh water or food. And you decide to move on and I'm going to die. Right. So that's the problem. Well, no, it's not the problem is I would love him and I would take care of him or her. But that's a lot of work. So that would probably be delegated to my wife because I got to go. I got to train. I got to do podcasts. And I have to not sell tickets in Covina. You know what I mean? At the Covina Laugh Factory. I have to not sell tickets on Friday Saturday at the Covina Laugh Factory. And now you're going to add another expense in a donkey, which it can't be cheap. I would imagine that I definitely don't have money.

I don't have money for a farm. But it would be nice to save money on milk and eggs, but that's not saving a lot of money. Oh, is milk and eggs like such a strain under budget? And I could grow my own food, I guess, but good luck with that. So annual cost of pet donkey range from 1,000 to over 7,000 per year. Yeah, because you got, people forget. You're probably looking at about four grand. Yeah, vet bills.

There's a lot of stuff, man. Then your kids get really attached to your donkey, and your donkey breaks a leg, and they say we probably put them down. and your kids are like no i tell you my buddy you do get a you do get a tax my buddy who's an actor he's got two kids younger kids he buys two not one two kind of courses he travels a lot he realizes and i say to him two is a lot especially this one because he's very very rambunctious and is going to be a problem because he's too protected so he goes so he just leaves two king courses with the kiddos and goes see you guys yeah so he goes i'm going to return this

one and his kid picks up the kana corso and goes that doesn't work for me dad yeah no no good luck with that and he made a stand and my friend who's a macho guy goes well then you got to take care of it you know that's all you had to say kids like he realized he realized you bought two dogs bro no man you're not giving one away now yeah i love king corosos yeah so cute say kane because that's how we do it is it is a kane corso it's kane corso where we're how much is a donkey chance good question but donkey for sale i wonder a facebook market place has them

donkey for sale in austin texas good question we don't want some old ass don't you know no not a i 3,700 oh 1,200 bucks dude that full grown look at that gray one

looking pretty fucking fresh 37 they're not that cheap are they no sam marcos 900 bucks $900 $900 How old

He is 14 He is 8 feet No You want to see the details On this guy To mean he's donkey Yeah for $900 This might be

Brian's next project Yeah A donkey is probably He's 210 pounds dude Full date Is that birth date What's that? What is a full date

It's 24 so it's not birthday But what is a full date? Does that mean when he's going to die Let me look I don't know I just don't see you get one dude Well there's a minute time A pregnant mayor will give birth

It's a male though it says That's the other thing we don't know Mayor M-A-R-E That's the biggest problem It's like you want a race car But you don't know even how to put gas in it I don't know a thing about donkeys And there's things you should know about donkeys

Yeah like foul date the fuck I just ask, full date. Full date. I just asked if that's when he's going to die. No, that's when he, that's when she gives birth. Yeah, but it's a male.

Okay. Well, look, I don't, it's not realistic right now to have a donkey. I just want some piece of mind. And I don't want to have to

constantly worry about something. I want for $600, the lady with a booty. Yeah, that was too big. That's a fucking horse, dude. Nice try.

Jackmare. It was a thousand. And it was a thousand. weighs a thousand pounds it's a black donkey stallion hell in the black dude and you can ride that thing you can ride some donkeys okay and i'll tell you what you know what you want is a miniature donkey so you see that that right there that's a mule brother that's a mule you know what a mule is oh yeah it's a mix between a donkey and a horse yep uh so it can't breed yeah but they're gangster too they don't like you you want a mini donkey bud so he can go in your house and shit huh

like robin big had one on mtv a mini donkey there you go a mini donkey I don't want a giant donkey. I want a little gray donkey because I like them because they have a lot of self-respect. Look, he's full-grown. That's cute. But they have a lot of self-respective. You got to get a donkey that can defend himself because some little donkeys, the regular donkeys, like the ones you see in the Middle East or whatever.

They're gangster. They're gangster because they will bite you and they will shake you around if you're not respectful. And they speak Hebrew. Yeah, that's my ass. I call it. That's my ass. It's a jackass.

In the Bible, you refer to it as an ass. I just don't see you get one man it's a complete waste of time we don't know shit about it you might as well buy a fucking GT2 cup car might be right buddy this is the craziest one we saw

yeah the guy being the show of the donkey the donkey goes you know what fuck it let's see this let's see this I'll just edit it but yeah why is he yelling like that because he's a bitch

and he deserves it yep why's the music from fucking conjuring good but I mean grab him by the fucking face

I wish you would have stomped him out yeah because that donkey's got some you know what the sad thing is though I bet you after that they don't show what he did that donkey and he fucked him up yeah or he had to go to the hospital or he got up and fucking

somebody was recording it though I guarantee he took a lot of shit a lot of heat for that yeah if your friend that blow that's probably not your friend yeah what else you get gin what else I got

you still you don't I'm surprised you don't have any animals no cat I know you keep saying that I'm the perfect person to have a dog but he seems so lonely dude i'm not though do you have a dog i do like and you don't have a dog i don't but i love dogs i absolutely love dogs i grew up with dogs okay yeah what kind of dogs labs husky creating gindos have you seen gendos do you not want one here i don't i don't want

more responsibility yeah the responsibilities i have right now are enough for me i don't want to deal with jindos are no joke they're great dogs yeah but the thing is they're they're hunting dogs so they're very difficult to train they always want to like go out and do you get a dog and technically take them fishing with you and shit you'd be a great owner dude if i get it if i do get a dog it'll be something like a german shepherd or a labrador no that german shepherd sorry uh golden retriever or a labrador just something very chill and just yeah love it love it yeah my fantasy dog is a german shepherd working line german shepherd they just shed a ton that's the problem have you guys been bit like badly bitten by dogs before oh yeah right in the ass in the ass yeah did what did you

do something to trigger it nope remember when i sent you that picture of my ex-wife after she got bit in the ass by a by a horse yeah i couldn't stop laughing i mean that thing she just bent over and she was trying to like help him with the picking something from this and he was like i'm gonna bite your ass gang and she was like those gold strong teeth shot in the ass by something dude i told you uh we had a family a friend of the family that rides horse all time she had good size tits and this horse went fuck it that's awful bit her tit like right on the front of it that's not good clamped down on it. Everything swelled up.

Yeah, that makes me. That hurts me. Triple Gs. Yeah, don't do that to tits. God, it's awful. I got bit by a German Shepherd on my face. Yeah, that can be a real problem. You can die that way.

Yeah. But I was a kid, and this is so stupid. People were saying I'm ridiculous for this, but I had a BB gun. I'm thinking as a little kid, they don't know what a gun is, right? So I was just, like, pointing at things and it pointed out of the dog for a second. and obviously that triggered the dog. I didn't know as a kid. Yeah, Shepherds have...

And so he jumped up and bit you in the veins. Literally, he was cool until I did that. And then I kept moving around. He just growled. Yeah. He was like, don't point a gun at me. Yeah, for some reason as a kid, I didn't think that he would even know what a gun is.

Yeah, I still don't think they do. They can sense your aggression. They can smell like when somebody's aggressive. They can pick up on your pheromones. Yeah. If you come out a dog like that, guard dog that's a real guard dog a working dog that you know if you come at that dog like with an aggression if you're a man and you're looming over it and if it's a dog that's not shy it will it will meet

you halfway oh it'll meet you more than halfway you'll go you know what you're a threat and they'll bite you a lot of times with their front teeth first as a warning that's what you did get away to the back you don't want yeah you get a dog like a malinois that's trained or a shepherd that's trained that are a Rottweiler that inhales you and bites you with your back teeth, you're in real trouble. Do you remember when your buddy was going to give me that pit bull? And you're like, you can't do that, dude. Yep. I was just going to import a fucking...

No, you were going to get a Malinua, too. I got one. You got a Malin. Yeah, I got a Malin. That only spoke German as a terrible idea. Yeah. But that pit bull, this is like a few months ago. I was going to get him in L.A. before we left.

Remember your friend? I met with the dog. He was great. I remember that. I said no. But then Joe, I was like, hold on. You're just going to implement. important a three-year-old pipple around our kids?

Absolutely not. Sure point. I love people. I love people. You're like, don't do it. I love them so much. But I'm not bringing in a dog at three years old. I don't know around children.

Because I don't know how that dog is going to react. And I can't afford a mistake. No. Nobody can afford a mistake with that dog. All right, let's take a little break, B, because this episode of the Fire and Kids brought to you by O'Reilly Auto Parts. Oh, O'Reilly.

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when you have a problem yeah oh i'm killing one he comes oh one dog one dog gets my nuts yeah one dog oh one dog i'm snapping his fucking neck yeah well hard to do but you do something don't you choke it i'd be fine yeah i remember when we talked about that on air too uh so many people people owners and lovers are like how dare you guys say that about pipples they're so sweet i'm like they are they're great of course i i knew i knew a bunch of not bunch but my friends own pipples there's there's the sweetest i would hug them they are if you have them from their when they're babies that they can also be really great they're actually shitty guard dogs because they're too friendly they're aggression they're great aggression's for other dogs not people

but but the potential if you have a little kid that's how i'm like just if you have a little kid just wait dogs are pack animals and if a child seems like they're lower on the pack and they feel like the child's a threat to their status that's why we got a golden doodle yeah this thing's Dude, Donnie is the best. Yeah, he's great. It's a fucking rabbit. Yeah. It's a rat.

My father-in-law goes, you got a rabbit. That ain't a dog. He's not a working dog. Yeah, you got a rabbit. Because you got a fucking rabbit. And they're supposed to be smart, this fucking thing. Yeah. And then some people will buy alibis.

You just be barking at random shit, man. I'm like, I thought you were smart. That sucks. He barks at me when I walk in the house. I live here, dude. You saw me take out the trash and come back in. I thought he's smart. And I hate how small he is.

I thought going to do is we're going to be here. huge yeah no i think my wife she knew what was going on because she doesn't like dogs and she's like yeah they say he's a regular golden do he's he'd be like 65 pounds like perfect this motherfucker's 18 pounds full grown she hustled me dude she she hustled me and this is a mini golden doodle my brother loves him everyone loves my wife he's great man he's just too small my wife loves those tiny poodles oh disgust them and i'm like i don't understand like i buy a rabbit buy a rabbit and they like she had this dog that made that was just like never bark never made any noise and just sat there and you could pet it and i was like I don't get it.

That's what you like. My father-in-law, we're out on the porch watching Donnie just, like, move around. It's when we first had him. When we first got Texas and we're sitting there, I go, he's a good dog, though, right? And he goes, yeah, that's a good starter dog for Joe and the kids. Well, he's a cop. Yeah, and he said, and he goes, you know, it's not a dog, right? I go, why he is, that's not a dog.

He goes, you bought a safe rabbit for the family. That's so funny. Now, Malin-Waz, if you get the right one, is why you have to be a very specific owner, but I don't know if you saw that video of the guy who will uh his dog is so tuned in with him in his emotions when he gets mad he's like are you kidding he's on the phone he's going to do you dog ain't and the dog starts tearing the cushions up then he goes don't want that i don't know why and the dog's like oh and starts licking him trying to help him then when he's like um acting like he's lost something the dog starts looking around it's unbelievable yeah he puts peanut butter on his

dick one hundred percent right you ever see someone you ever see someone who's a little too close to the dog. You know what drives me nuts? When I, like, someone asked me something about my kids and then they'll share a similar story about their dog. I'm like, well, you know it's not the same. Yeah? Nothing drives me more nuts.

There was a girl I dated. You put peanut butter on your cock. There was a girl I had a thing with. And I don't remember. Divine thing. You know, a little, like, kind of like, playful trist a long time ago. This was in New York back when I lived in New York, I think. And I remember my friend, she was a girl, and she goes, I know, but she's weird and I can't deal with it.

And I go, why? She goes, just, it's fine. I'm glad you're having fun, but she's just like some people are just too much and they just share too much. And I go, okay, what are you talking about? And she said, she and her other friend were over and she goes, you want to see something like what I do with my dog? And she had a big Rottweiler. And she put peanut butter on her vad. What the, bear naked?

Yes, and the dog would lick it off. and she goes, it feels so good. And she was like, and they were watching her and they were like, you just are amazing that you just don't care. She was just so open about it. She was really wacky, you know? And I was like...

She had mental health issues. Well, it probably feels good. The lady's insane crazy. Has she also stabbed somebody on a subway? No, but I think that's more common than you can imagine. I don't think so. Peanut butter on the old badge?

No, no, no. Don't try to make that normal. There are a lot of... lonely women out there. And they usually, most of them have cats. Bring it out. Oh, man. I think it's more common than you think.

Dude, on Patreon, we should start looking at those horses that fuck women again. I don't think we should. Oh, I was fascinated by that. I know. I know. It is interesting. It's such a weird world. My mother, you saw a great bumper sticker at the gym this morning.

What? A great bumper sticker. You'll love this. Great bumper sticker. It was on this big truck. And he goes, America, I love you, but you're freaking me out, man. It's really great. That's great.

Had a big American flag. He goes, America, I love you, but you're freaking me out. Yeah, I think we're in a state of real confusion. I don't know if this is going to play. No, I don't want to be porn. It's going to make me feel sick, Chin. You don't have to bring it up. I don't want to see that.

I'm saying, I'm saying, see if it's common. You know what? Save this for a Patreon. We can actually look at it because I want to see on Patreon, our guys putting peanut butter on the, are cocks and how they'll guarantee they are and i'll guarantee there are way more guys doing that than girls but there's something about i don't know because they're just licking i'm gonna i believe that there are lonely women who probably do that and they that's how they get off i bet's less than

one percent i would imagine it's less than one percent it's so it's not but that's a lot of people if it's just one percent well there's no reliable data okay it was no reliable data on specific practice of putting peanut but generals for a dog to lick the broadest sexual behavioral animal is known Bichelia or Zulphelia is not considered common. Practice often mentioned, yeah. Beastality is often illegal. Dude, at what point were the lawmakers like, all right, man, fucking A, George,

you're fucking the shit out of the sheep every goddamn Saturday. No more. That's been going on forever. Who made, in America, yeah, outside of here. We knew that in the Middle East when I, you know, lived there and you'd have, you know, any part of the world, any part of the world where you had shepherds, lonely out there alone for days at a time.

They were fucking the sheep. They were banging the sheep. The special force guys say over in Afghanistan and the Middle East with the cameras, and again, we should look this up on Patreon. They have footage, like they'd have, you know, their night vision, and they just see some dude just in a sheep, just fucking.

Well, I need to see that. Oh, it's on there. We'll do it for Patreon. We did discuss this before, and we probably played it before. Oh, we'll play for Patreon. Yeah, yeah. It's so good. We'll get demonic.

of Tyson. Oh, okay. I mean... Make notes of that, Chin. I will, but we got a double-ed-old. Oh, and it's the special force guys just laughing their ass off. Like, look at this dude. They're like, blow him over something.

Wow. Yeah. I asked that guy recently who had been over in Afghanistan who did, saw a lot of combat, a lot of combat, and that was verified by a number of guys. And really good guy. And I said to him, what was the, what was the turning point for you? When did you stop? Kind of like, what got you out?

He was there for a long time. Special forces The kids? The kids? No, he said when I realized that the bad guys didn't think of themselves

as bad guys. When the bad guys were... But they're heroes. Yeah. He said when I realized that we were two sides of a coin and they had just grown up in this environment

admiring the people and then we were just killing them and then you'd see how much their friends' family and everybody them to it's very heavy it's a very heavy weight for the people that actually did a lot of this stuff it's war and that's why people who've been to war who've really seen it are always very

reluctant they i remember i remember this very well when a lot of military guys when bush said we're going to go into iraq i remember a lot of military men who knew better who were like you know at this point higher up brass but they they were infantry guys and they were special force guys they all said hey do you really want to do this if you really want to do this you don't know what you're asking for you don't know what combat and what war it really is but i do so if you want to let's slip the dogs of war it's going to get crazy across the board yeah but not good so when we took over uh saddam hussein that one young kid got the chance to watch him is he's 17 yeah And they had him watching him.

18, yeah. And he realized that he was like just a normal dude. Well, I post. He was like, he was like, you're thinking of this big monster. And he's like, he loved fruit loops. He never had him. So that was like his treat. And he was like, oh, my brother, thank you.

So he gave him fruit loops. And he said the only, like, and he would talk to him. He's like, tell me about girls, man. Tell me about the girls you've been with. You know, because he's stuck there. He's like, tell him about girls. And was like, man, go out tonight. Go, like, tell him where to go.

it was like go here man go here try this play you'll be no one's gonna mess with you man yeah he's like he was normal and he's like then he became super humanized when his daughters came to visit him really he said when his daughters came he was like like you'd think this great dad like just this normal he like hug him and cry and tell him all this like nice stuff the thing about the the complicated nature of a monster of a human being of a bipolar ape called a human you know monster destroyer and then also so a lot of people like about saddam were always talk about how he modernized the country he was ruthless but he modernized the country and kept that tinderbox of shia sunni uh somewhat prosperous you know orderly and peaceful that's why when when we came into iraq people were

saying you're about to take a tender box you're about to you don't know the very delicate balance between Sunni and Shia between the different tribes you don't know we didn't know the lay of the land he did because he grew up in it yeah so he knew exactly how to play everything we didn't know the lay of the land yeah and then he said you know that Syria everybody has their own agenda so you're gonna i remember my buddy who spent all the time in a CIA guy who spent all his time in milisi he goes it's gonna be a shit show you watch and another woman i knew who studied it she goes when we went into iraq um she goes this is this is the biggest fucking mistake we could ever make yeah that it's just a nightmare And I was like, no, you know, I don't know.

It fucked everything up. Fucked everything up. He's telling us story, one of the soldiers telling us about Saddam Hussein that he's one of his bodyguards and he was super close with his mom, like super mama's boy. And they're doing something in the desert. Saddam was? Yeah, they're like a long trek.

And the mom was like, I'm tired and it's, you know, it's hot. I need water and blah, blah, blah. And he shut everything down for his mom. Shut it down. He's like until she's recuperated and rested, we're not going anywhere. where like he would shut whatever down for his mom yeah it's interesting yeah well i mean i certainly think there then his sons were fucking monsters yeah legit monsters well uh du day was

his other son seemed to have been more reserved he was like but uday was a sociopath yeah crazy but also you know saddam was saying apparently uh raise them to you know watch torturings and killings at very young ages i don't know if that's They had a crazy car collection, too. Bring up Saddam Hussein's car collection. Wild shit, dude. Wild shit. He was a king.

Literally a king. Let's take a little break. I just had a magic mind. You probably saw me drink it on air. Whenever I feel like I'm low energy. In fact, watch this podcast. You can see I was starting to get. I was yawning.

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I knew a CIA guy who said, who ran all their their satellite imagery stuff and he said, you could see him, he would raise it to a village and then he would build a castle overlooking it.

Old school cars. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You had a thing about Testerosa. Uday had a, is that Uday? Oh, no.

It looks like I'm going to know. For him. yeah oh those are cool that's actually a Lamborghini really yeah why u.s. troops blew up ude's hussein's rare Lamborghini SUV

yeah those are super cool why do they blow it up why did you fucking ship it back dude those things are badass it's a bummer it's a 77 rear mounted V8 engine three speed automatic trams

yeah they were cool but why'd they blow it up it doesn't say it just gives info on the badass SUV what could you sell that for do you think a good one jeesh that particular one

oh man from I don't know if people would want that it's gonna be a right-hand driver's side see how much they're going for it jen yeah i've seen one in my lifetime and it was at seema i would imagine it's probably 300 to 7 to over 700 000 yeah wow original price 120 grand late 80s that's so much money late 80s yeah it is and there's the problem the issue the reason why they're so high is there's only 300 of them dude so it's me tough to get you're not if i was a rap of there like a wrist dude that's what you

want to flex on yeah like something nobody else is seen what is that it's a Lamborghini jeep yeah all right what else you got jenn current events let's take a look see not that one yet hold on um how about this one I love that. So his Royal Caribbean passenger jumps off cruise ship to avoid $16,000 gambling debt. Yeah. Boy. I love that.

With $16,000 in, no, he had like some crazy amount of money in his bag. Oh, he's trying to escape. Yeah, but you jumped in. Oh, I thought he committed suicide over $16,000. I hope you can swim well. He had $14,000 in cash, a handbag, two cell phones, and five different identification out. Oh, wow. He's a scammer, dude.

So something was up with him. And he survived? Yeah, there's a boat that actually took him in. You'll see here. And there is. Don't do that out to see. And now that you're going to confiscate your money and you still owe 16 grand. But that's him hanging on to the boat that took him to shore.

But obviously you got caught on shore. Unless you're aqua, man. It's a tough day. Yeah. He had 14 grand in cash. I bet you could negotiate it. But he just wanted to keep it all. Yeah, probably.

Or he didn't have the, I don't know. I don't know either. Okay, so speaking of, I don't know. I don't know who this artist is, D4VD. Yeah, he's big. I think he's at like 20 million downloads a month on Spotify. There's so many new artists, I can't keep track. So did he murder this girl?

No, so they thought it was his body originally, right? They didn't know for sure. I don't know if they thought it was his. But he was doing a concert in like Atlanta, and they found a dead body in the trunk, the frunk of his Tesla. which he didn't report stolen it was just gone in the frunk they yeah oh so his Tesla was gone he didn't report it stolen it got impounded right yeah it was in an impound but i mean oh and then then at the impound they're like this Tesla smells like shit when you open this up because

this smell was so bad they opened it up and they found a decaying body cut up so when cut up too yes when her courts was discovered she was wearing a tube top and black leggings with two pieces of jewelry metal stud area metal chain bracelet in the shape of a w so she's been there for a while so what's going to happen with him uh probably nothing when i body parts were discovered money inside a bag in the trunk jesus in a hollywood impound lot oh my god we found abandoned in the hollywood hills yeah we're told that that's it was never reported stolen so who knows how much he's on the road right he wouldn't know Yeah, that's right.

He's like, or his buddy borrowed it. Who knows? There he is. Performing, I said Atlanta. Sorry, it's in Minnesota. Same thing. When I got my, this, this Prius stolen that I bought for somebody, a veteran. And it got stolen.

When I got it back, I found crack vials. Yeah. I found all kinds of shit. They were, I think we found a condom. It was so far. fucking smoking man fucking smoking in the back of a test yeah testy with my bestie uh yeah that's not good funny i think i found a condom it says hollister removes uh d4 vd as model on website yeah probably gonna lay low for a little bit after the money yeah oh come on lay low why you scrubbing his

on case right yeah wait wait till things get sorted out right that's what i hate about that's Because if he's like, hold up, hold up. I left it on the Hollywood Boulevard. I had to go catch a plane. Somebody fucking stole it, murdered somebody, cut up the body put in the trunk. But they just want to be... Now, as I'm saying out loud, it's for sure him, right?

I mean, he's fucked, dude, if it's him. Yeah. They'll figure that out. But I don't think... And now he's still playing to take the stage? By the way, correct me if I'm wrong. Is he not a gay man? I would imagine he is for some, and I have no idea who he is.

It's hard to steal a Tesla, isn't it, B? Yeah, because all the, all the cameras and electronics. And then your app would tell you where the car is. Unless, I don't know, because I don't worry about that gay stuff, but unless you can crack into the Tesla's now through coding. Let's see. Because that's how people can, now, because people can do it on like Hellcats and TRX, is the criminals have a device now where if you get out of your car

and hit unlock that signal to the car, they have a device they can download that now so they have it. So I'm not sure if you can do that with cuckmobiles or not. It's extremely difficult for amateur to steal Tesla, but sophisticated professional thieves have demonstrated that it's possible.

The vehicle is considered among the most thief or resistant cars in the market due to nobody wanting them. That's how they did. It says nobody's going to steal these gay vehicles because they're also super cheap to buy right now. however no vehicle is completely self-proof yep because there's no hot wiring advanced security pin to drive yeah but the other thing is the GPS tracking they should be able to download the GPS tracking see where that car went to hide that body yeah there it is

relay attacks this involves two thieves using radio equipment to relay a key fob or phone key you can do this with any car one thief stands near the owner's key uh i for example inside their home so if you put your keys right by your front door that's how they're getting them yeah but there's you can buy devices that block the them from doing it that's what i use the relay signal tricks the car into thinking the key is nearby elect to unlock driven using the pin to drive feature okay software stuff uh key card clone key card cloning a hacker can clone the keycard signal with a hundred three second window all right yeah i don't know there's ways to do it though wow okay

interesting though because i'm going to tell you why Tesla has cameras everywhere like it's the worst car to do it like when people are tagging and fucking up teslas it's like that's the worst car to do it yes so you you can you can see that and it's it's like

what are you doing here dude i can see you doing this shit so there's a lot of that this one should be easy case to solve like oh by the way this isn't going to be on one of my favorite show it's cold case in five years like this one's going to be first 48 first 48 baby what are you going to say bro nothing okay i was going to advertise my show acting off at sunset trip but this comes out tomorrow on the shows tonight yeah yeah you'd be right yeah speaking of advertising how about our patreon oh dude let's get to our patreon

dude i just did the the first fan Q&A did the first fan Q&A a lot of great questions no for for our patreon oh nice yeah good and you got to do the next one by all right all right I'm on it. But yeah, if you haven't seen it, the Patreon is lit, dude, and this can be extra lit, because we're going to bring up Mr. Hans video. We're going to bring up guys putting peanut butter on their weiner, girls on their vajajas. That's what we get into on the Patreon. You never know.

You never know. It's patreon.com slash T-F-A-T-K. You get every show ad-free plus extended episodes, twice a month's fan questions. I just did it. Actually, behind the scenes content like chin going on a fishing trip using one of my trucks. it's only five bucks a month you get firing the kid ad free shop show ad free safe environment to have some fun fire away your questions am i allowed to show my balls on patreon i do look it up but it's it's it's a tricky territory oh is it i just had my balls sitting out like this for no reason

because i'm trying to air them out is that illegal on patreon i'm going to ask our patreon guy but i'm also i think it's worth just doing oh i don't not if it gets the patreon taken down definitely ask before we especially my balls what we would do is that clip that we have of brian pull out where it was blurred out i think we just upload that clip on censored i don't think we still have the raw of that hey guy because my balls are way better now yeah you know they get bigger with time yeah we'll just upload a picture your nuts on them be like this is what we're dealing with good to just show my whole three piece set so people can see what i'm working yeah so i'm gonna ask about the the balls thing and like yeah let's not just upload it and then sabotage the patreon

that's not worth it I mean they're not going to do it from the get-go but they would give us a warning however I'm with you we'll ask him first so yeah that and the porn stuff I think I think we should be good though

yeah all right what else got you okay dokey this is an interesting thing the Wizard of Oz at the sphere is grossing $2 million a day whoa

and it says execs think it could make over $100 million within the year and that thing that sphere costs so much money just to build in the first place. So the money's just coming in. Of the film has been touched up with AI.

Here's what's crazy. Even if it made $100 million a year, they're still losing their ass. Probably for a little bit, yeah. Yeah. It's so much money. They're in the hole for billions. Fans are paying $200 a ticket.

If you gave me front row tickets, I don't know if you need front row at the fair. I wouldn't go watch Oz at the fair. But if you have kids, it's pretty cool. you see that I'm sorry a little bit and it's like

blowing the wind there's actually debris oh my guy what movie would you want to see in there be 300 Braveheart Braveheart Brave art's a long one

yeah long slow a lot of dialogue you probably probably you want to see some action films yeah 300 be good in there i'd like to see it in there the new it i mean avatar might be cool who avatar would be cool yeah avatars the move i bet they'd make more money off avatar than fucking awes yeah and they weren't wearing like 3d glasses either so it's probably just like yeah you're watching avatar on 3d which i did was a mind fuck that was really cool doesn't bother your eyes go back there and go back into that forest it doesn't bother your eyes that it makes me sick yeah it gives me a headache after like about 30 minutes i woke up the next day and i was like i kind of want to go back to the forest and then i read that oh you're one of those cucks it's called the avatar blues yeah there's people that

because they wish they could live in that world they get depressed now now now hold on no you know what we call those people yeah losers no hold on i may be saying that though because we've talked about this before yes and and now i'm regurgitating yes that's that's You know what I'm saying? Because we've talked about this before and you've never said that. I got to say when you do enough podcasts and you've been doing as long as I, the, you can easily start forgetting what's like, did I hear that on a podcast and internalize it?

Do I do it? Like, I'm getting to an age where like, you know, maybe I'll say something and maybe it didn't even happen. Yeah. Although I don't do that. I know what happened. You're turning to Bruce Willis. That's fine. Yeah.

Maybe I am. Hey, dude. I forget people's names and faces. now i know you do face no faces i i'll never forget a face i remember faces but i'm saying faces i'm good names if if no i remember faces i don't know where i know him from like so that'll be like remember we were like i've met people who are well if it's a random class with a fan but if it but if it's i met people i've been i was an acting class with and i'm like i don't remember you at all yeah oh i had a guy who was working what was he do he's doing some work for the house and he goes he walks

up goes like this be come on oh no i got nothing oh no he goes you just you just You kidding me, Shawmont? I got nothing. And he was like, you know, and he was like, dude, we trained together at Jackson for five years. Oh, God, dude. But he was a smaller guy. And I went, we trained together. And he goes, well, we're in the room.

I'm like, oh, that's what I don't remember. Yeah, I wasn't paid attention. Yeah, we weren't like boys. I was there to get some work done. Yeah, but if you were a bigger guy, I'd definitely remember you. Yeah. How long did you train with that GSP? I mean him.

Shit, we, I went up there and stayed with them for two weeks. Oh, okay. Is Montreal camp? was with him every day. And then when he came down to Laguna in a gale, we trained together, shot the countdown together. When you say you train together,

you were in the same room. Train together. Wrestling, wrestling, boxing, yeah. So much smaller. So much smaller. It was so skilled. Yeah.

So skilled. Yeah. Yeah, he's great. It is funny how, as great as he is, I know, like, thank God for weight classes.

You're just so much bigger than so many of these guys. It's like just different. Yeah, I mean, he's a legend, though, bud. Legend. What else you got, Jen? Legend. All right, let's move on to this right here.

This is Javier Mendes talking about, there was a fight that Habib was offered against Floyd Mayweather. So I'll just play the clip. There was a big bunny fight with Floyd Mayweather also that was thrown around. Floyd, Wayne. Yeah, Mayweather, yeah, boxing. But he would do it? He was thinking about it. getting about wrestling. No wrestling, just

boxing. But he did it? No. He said, motherfucker? Just give me one round of wrestling and take all the rounds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was offered. He was offered a potential match with Floyd Mayweather, and I turned it down. And I don't know if Floyd would have accepted or, you know, or Floyd even knew about it. I just know Habib turned it down. So I don't even know if it went back to Floyd's more.

Maybe Floyd's team was trying to do it. I'm thinking about that, et cetera, et cetera. I just know Habib turned it down. Maybe it was not as a boxer. Well, that's why they wanted to do it. Because he was the face of the UFC, and he would get beat up. Yeah. But also, it's, listen, money-wise, it makes sense, but, like, Connor was never the same when he took the Floyd Manor-the-fight.

Like, he came back, he was a shell of himself. Why? Because he focused on boxing for fucking six months or until a year. And then remember that. He fought Floyd, and then when he came to fight, Khabi. Oh, boy. So it just, it ruined the legend of. yeah that's crazy now on the other side that's like yeah but he made a hundred million dollars

yeah and it's like fight business right but like toperia talking about how you you know he'd knock out crawford stuff like that it's like yeah but it's like of course every fire thing so you knock these guys out but it's like dude don't go down the connor lane just dominate in the ufc like it's not good yeah you don't want to box a pure boxing match no you do you do because you make all the money Yeah, but with someone like Bud? No, you do, because you make $100 million. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I think I'd love to see that.

I'd be very interesting to watch what a great boxer does when you're playing their sport. It's a different thing. Well, we've seen it, but we've seen that many of times. Yeah, this might be different. I'll tell you why, because Bud wouldn't play games. I think Floyd was playing games for a while. Yeah, the Floyd-Connor stuff, but we've seen it,

yeah, Francis, Anthony and Joshua. yeah you see how many times you need to see it's right that's right everyone know we all know what's going on it's a money play yeah it's a it's just a big money play they don't have a chance but it's there's so much money involved your thoughts on dionte uh francis yeah i hope it happens same shit uh no that one's different a little different right one's different yeah he doesn't have the same technique that joshua has francis actually has a good chance in that one because he's big he can do the same playbook well they're both big but uh no but francis weighs a lot more yeah but that doesn't matter because

dante's knocked out dante's always the smaller guy like he he knocked fucking tyson fury on his ass yeah so it has nothing to do with that it's more that um dante walter doesn't have like the pedigree of anthie joshua the technique the defense like his his tech his fundamentals are not good so francis that gives now listen france's still an underdog but he has a chance like he didn't have a fucking chance against Anthony Joshua in any facet really not with Tyson Fury either if he was doing it for real yeah but with with Deontay started when he's 24 all right he's a puncher's chance for sure he he didn't have a puncher's chance it's crazy how late dionte started I think he started 20 but whatever still very late to start boxing

very late yeah you're right yeah super late very late but his fundamentals his defense isn't as good he's the hardest hitter of all time but just so he has that eraser but he has a lot of flaws which francis if he lands but that fight didn't get to go long someone's getting knocked the fuck out take my money oh yeah what else you got jen okay dook you really like him dante right love him yeah well this chair post says that under backlash for one of the jokes he made this isn't real he's he's not under backlash this i haven't seen backlash this came about a year and a half ago i know but i guess it's just it's coming up now again there's always there's continual backlash everywhere well because he's so famous so like

oh remember when rogan did that special and said michel obama has a dick yeah man that was out two years ago but it might be two years this backlash from who also it's people trying to get clicks yeah let me see who this guy is you can say one thing thing you can say you can post one opinion about let's say vaccines and you'll get equal backlash thank you for speaking up and then fuck you you know it just goes back and forth yeah but with rogan it's different they're just trying to get clicks it's not yeah they tried this before yeah take a little break what am i wearing right now hmm true classic again of course dude i thought you were looking good man true classic has it all they're super famous now

They're on the UFC Octagon. They're on all the big pods. We were with them from day one. Ryan's our brother from a very smart, educated mother, all right? And somebody yesterday said, are you working your arms? I was like, it's just a T-shirt. It's just a T-shirt. If you see me in a white T-Chi, it is True Classic.

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oh my god how many times you wash them get you some true classic dot com slash fighter all right I don't know who this bodybuilder is but apparently it's a bodybuilder champion who's stabbed to death by his girlfriend well

and then there's pictures but I'm not going to show the yeah sometimes you get oh I'd love to see those but they don't show him it just shows the blood see I wish there was like a first 48 cold cases unsolved XXXX edition I would pay

extra hard cold cash to see the pictures of the dead bodies anybody else I hate when they blur it out give me the real deal dude yes so his girlfriend

just stabbed him for no reason fight Jesus Christ well I'm sure there was a reason it's called fighting and she was probably nuts maybe she was on

hold on back up she might have been on Trent as well it says he left the trail blood as he tried to escape on fortunes found dead on the stairs in the building says the officially the 43 year old woman not young in a fight was also stabbed and was damn he stabbed her with life-threatening injuries if she survives a civil police that she will be arrested for suspicion of murder sounds like it was a there was a stab fest yeah it was a stab fest

i mean if she's stabbing you you know he's probably going to stab her back with you probably grabbed or if he stabbed her first then she defended himself nice try chan you never know yeah either way not good keep going down to that's not the first time that's happened look at his physique

I mean that has to be it was also revealed the woman already had an outstanding warrant for armed robbery and another murder oh my god okay well she tried killing she killed him for sure

oh Jesus okay yeah so she can we bring her up I don't think he gave her name but I'll look up his girlfriend's keep going down hold on

his wiener's pop in there huh see When they get dehydrated, they stick right out. Yeah, but it's a real pointer. It's a real pointer. That's it. Let me look at his name and then see what his girlfriend is. Yeah, we'll get to the bottom of it.

Let's see. That's not her. No, that's not her. okay we can't get to the bottom of it okay well we tried our best we gave a good college murder okay yeah she was previously wanted for murder that's not good yeah oh you know what is that his instagram which one here yeah no that's just a story on him because i bet on his instagram if you go to his instagram i bet he has pictures of her boom let's see not a cold case way to go mr sleuth these are just articles on him

I know, but if we could find, if you type his name into Instagram, I bet he has a page. That's right. Yeah. Jim wouldn't be the best investigator, but that's all right. Probably not the best. So there's no results found. Oh, after he's murder, they take it down? They usually do that.

They take it down. No, these are just stories about him. Oh, scroll down. Someone's going to post the girl. Keep going. Keep it flown. That can't be her. Let's see.

she looks like a stabber very pretty yeah i don't know why she's on here that i mean that would be the one if there is one he's uh yeah looks like a bit of a narcissist oh he's a bodybuilder i don't know if this is another girl i don't think this is even his no this is no this is just the stories no yeah this is the his stuff this is just okay so it's gone Yeah, they took it down, huh? No. Well, that's a shame. That's a shame.

Oh, this is also terrible as hell. Someone tried to put a go fund me. Here's what I think about this. Is the right doing this to get, yeah, I think exactly. I think we're being, again, we're being trolled. So this is the guy that stabbed that Ukrainian girl on the train. Yeah, there's a GoFundMe removed several fundraisers set up for DeC Carlos Brown Jr., the ex-convict.

He was a fatally stabbing Ukrainian refugee. Anybody can do this? In Charlotte. I think. And obviously, this is a troll. This is just some shithead who $5 raised. Even that's funny. At least they're getting to their Cole.

He has some dumb people out there. Yeah. Well, it's like, you know. The best is I saw someone said, um, since. he killed her on our land send her back to ukraine let them deal with it they'll do it right ukraine oh we're going to skin you alive but yeah it wouldn't be good but he's he was in and out of fucking jail and arrested 14 times yeah so you can't you so you can't blame it on the cops on the police because they but they arrest them 13 it's the law's injustice system that's what you got

to change for your woke fucking let far left dictators keep coming they keep letting these people going well they just need another chance 13 you fucking idiots and some poor refugee had to die but you know what the narrative is that society is to blame for this sure sure they're victims yeah that is what's going on with alvin brag in new york city sure that's what's going on in Washington DC hey it's all this narrative pushed by white liberals who don't live in those neighborhoods and um it's it's terrible that a girl died here but when they push this like the we need to help the this guy's actually the victim even though he murdered girl all it does is get the normal people that vote go fuck that of course crime matters and it just keeps the most matter it wins the election so

all it's going to do is keep pushing over to the right over to the right over to the right no matter how you feel they go we don't agree with the right but we don't want people get stabbed so i was listening to a guy and he was talking about how trump wants to bring the uh national guard to dc okay here he did And he said, yeah, and he goes, he said, hey, guys, and I went to college down there. I know D.C. very well. He said, they lock up the toothpaste. They lock up the toothpaste at the Walgreens. Yeah.

So when you go to the drug story, everything is locked up. That's what it's gotten to. You're telling me there's no crime problem. But notice, the only people complaining are people not there. We don't live there. But like in Chicago, they're doing the same thing right now in Chicago. They did it, CNN did an interview on the streets. And they're like, dare God, yes, get them in here.

56 people got shot last weekend. We need to do something. The most annoying people on the fucking planet are white, educated, wealthy liberals. Because they don't have to deal with the repercussions. They're the worst because they're just, they try to meddle into, they don't live in those neighborhoods. You wouldn't drive through one of those neighborhoods, never mind living through. You wouldn't drive. Just see what the Chicago gang said, because heavy gang land out there.

they're right we hope they come in well you guys enjoy that yeah yeah yeah yeah you hope that they do huh you want to get in that you want to get into into it they said we're going to defend ourselves okay okay okay all right you go ahead and try that's going to get dice with armored armored you know actual skilled guys yeah yeah ex-marines can shoot real straight oh yeah yeah they shoot straight if you try and feel froggy we'll get the special forces in there and you won't even know what's happening no because it'll be It'll happen when you're sound asleep. Hey, man.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. You'll just hear the slide move. No, man, we ain't go. Yeah. What's it called Blackout 360? That subsonic rounds. Yeah.

With a suppressor. They'll learn the hard way. What a sketch in. All right. This is a little weird. Okay, so this is from TMZ. President Trump's alleged 50th birthday note to Jeffrey Ups.S. has just been revealed.

Do we know if this is real? No. I mean, they're reporting it, so who not? We do not. And it's not something. It's hard to read, too. It's also not something he would say. And it's also not something we draw because just knowing Trump means does everything

like exaggerate? There'd be way bigger tits. Hold on. Let me see if I'm going to be. There'd be way bigger tits. So this says voiceover. There must be more to life than having everything. Yes, there is, but I don't tell you.

I won't tell you what it is. And then Jeff says. Nor will I. I share, since I also know what it is. We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Yes, we do come to think of it. What does that say? Enigmas never age.

Have you noticed that? Okay, so watch this. Enigma's never age. Have you noticed that? He doesn't say that. He doesn't talk that way. Oh, nobody talked that way. Unless you're signing the Constitution,

nobody talks that way since the fucking 1920s. You notice that? have you noticed that but again the left you're carrying on with this narrative now okay no i don't think anybody takes it okay they do they do though yeah they do oh yeah but no it's good the people that vote don't they're like do what is this distraction inflation what are you doing get the fucking get the rates down dude on homes yeah that whole that whole the 4 000 wires that no sorry that's not that's not accurate he did not send 1.1 million dot billion dollars to but of course not it's all distraction i i am concerned

with these tariffs but that's not oh look at it this is crazy i go back to that bumper sticker america i love you but you're freaking me out is that a great bumper sticker it's great is great is that great shirt by the way um this is proof that anything's possible if you put your mind to it because what This is a mountain biker crossing a, looks like some part of the harbor. I mean, this is crazy, dude. Come on. Dude.

Is bunny hopping? You basically have to be essentially able to do this. That's an extension of his feet. Yep. That's just a dude spends a lot of time on a bike. Oh, he's a professional. Sponsed by Red Bull. man that's crazy that's crazy because if you fall it's not going to feel good you could just

no they shouldn't fall in he's all right still sucks but yeah ball right into the water you know no but you could like jump and then there's crazy guys doing it way high up where you fall it's game over you fall here you're getting your red bull helmet wet now i'm not trying to piss on this thing but kind of are though be a little bit be a little bit impressed. It's great that he did that. That's fucking wild. He's super talented,

but I bet he has crazier shit on his probably. Oh. That's crazy. See, that's crazier. Oh, my. That's crazy. There's crazy.

Landed it. That's not more impressive to you? It's all impressive. It's all I can't do any of it. You know, when I see the, the in the mountains and they're going super fast this motherfucker's nice on a bike

he's nice on a bike dude he's nice on a bike dude he's nice on a bike do i am nice with taekwondo why the fuck is there only two comments on that i don't know dude instagram has been weird maybe he's new though no this one's just 49000 or 43 000 likes yeah that one's weird it was impressive too Yeah, like Brian said, the bike's an extension of his body. Yeah, no, he's a straight professional, man.

One of the best in the world. So that's pretty cool. Having a good time. What's this? Foot fetish sexually assaulted 69-year-old nursing home resident by rubbing her feet with lotion. Now faces 99 years in jail. So let's see why. And that stabbed that girl, got in and out of jail.

And this guy's giving people foot pleasure and a old folk's home. doing the Lord's work? Well, she was probably... Paralyzed? Yeah, or something. And then he was like, you know, I got to get my stuff. Hold on. It says a 47-year-old entered the room of unidentified victim who was laying down her bed. When they creep there to perform janel, he's a janitor.

He made a comment about her socks having fallen off her foot. Okay, keep going. He looks like he likes feet. The purve. Then close the door, shut the blinds and began massaging the woman's foot in lotion while asking if she was ticklish. He tickled her feet and pressed him against his genitals. That's where he was weird. Okay, I thought he was just giving foot robes.

They didn't say that. This is weird now. Rudd me against his dick during the unwanted foot groping. Okay. When the, when steps were hurt outside the door during the massage, he would stop and wait for the coast to be cleared before continuing. It took police six years to arrest the creep, finally putting the cuffs on the feet fixated hands in February.

He acknowledged it? I feel like there's much worse crime going on. Yeah. but why 99 years so he rubs feet and he gives you a nice foot massage and then presses his genitals i guess through his pants against your feet well like i don't think that's right about this one if you should do 99 years after being rejected by some lady he called and said can i just jack off on your feet i mean you got sexy feet can i just suck on it or something okay he's probably a lonely guy 25 to 99 years that is he's got a real man that's a felony

well yeah but did she was she incapacitated i guess i didn't say but if you pull your feet back probably not probably not that's where it gets dicey probably not it's like you've ever seen those old folks home when the the caretakers are really mean to them like yeah that's awful so you show up to give your grandma birthday presents she has two black eyes like what the fuck like yeah what was that movie was it kill bill when those two scumbacks come in and sexually assault umma thurman and then she wakes up and kills guy but i'm sure that's probably happened oh no there's there's tons of video we can show it on the patreon of them just like i remember it's a big black lady just fucking up this old man i know

just like punch him in the face and stuff it's so awful it's so fucking awful it's so strange dude it's the fuck is wrong well you know you know what you what factor this is from gad said what factor raises the possibility of child abuse in a home by a hundred by a factor of 100. What's that? What's the most dangerous thing for a child in the home? I don't know, man.

A stepfather, step-parent. Almost always a stepfather. Because... My step-mom was lit. Yeah, sometimes a stepfather comes in and it's very dangerous. Because it's not his kid, he's abusive. Oh, wow.

A hundred times? Yes, one to a hundred factor. Yeah. Right? Also, stepdad's is a tough gig, man. it is it's funny my my little son was carrying on and making the crazy racket at three and a half he was just upset about things and i was like ooh and now he's my son so i love him so much but if i wasn't he wasn't my son i can understand how a stepfather would be like hey you know

this is you're not going to put up with it your tolerance is way lower you're going to at least be yelling at it to care what you mean she typed in our stepfather's been a stepmother's not what we're talking about right oh no this is for me but type in uh um isn't that interesting though when I say that because, you know, divorce was always considered taboo and even illegal in a lot of countries and there's a reason for it. And it usually is because the children are at risk

because then the woman marries somebody else or the man marries somebody else. No, stepdad's doing the Lord's work, man. Yeah, I think I heard more... Stepmobs, it's a nightmare. I heard more like the father father's just, the stepfather usually take care. There's an evolutionary reason for that. There's a weird impulse to kill...

Yeah, they don't have your DNA. Yeah. And it's interesting because, like, A lot of those. Is it the same if you adopt, though? Because you're not tied to them. Sorry. On a cellular level, if you adopt a kid, are you the same where you don't have the same kind of.

I don't know. I don't know. I would imagine. How about the small redheaded mom that adopted Aaron Judge? Talk about hitting the fucking jackpot. You ever seen him with his mom? I didn't know they were adopted. I went, what the fuck is going on here?

And then Jay goes, he's adopted, dumbass. So one of the things about adopted kids apparently. She's a tiny redhead lady. Yeah, apparently adopted kids will go through a rebellious stage more so than a lot of other kids. Oh, look at that. Look at, you adopted a redhead mixed kid, and you stumble upon one of the greatest baseball players of all time. Go to the one where he's in his uniform next to his mom. The one right there, yeah.

Look at that. That's a giant man. He's 6-8, buddy. How tall is he? 6-8, 260-something pounds. he's six eight oh yeah sure yeah are you sure he's six eight i'm gonna just double check he might be six seven in cleats he's six eight good six seven damn so in cleats he's probably six nine and he's 282 pounds he just passed joe damaggio for the most home runs ever in the yankees

history i took and so when the yankees were playing the podres here in judge is tiger and bossy's favorite player and tiger was in a slump like dude i'm gonna tell you you're going to see him strike out watch how he deals with it i'm like you're going to see man he just gets the fuck over it he's a pro and moves on i'm like watch he's going to strike out erin judge that game went four for four with two home runs but okay well you're not iron judge wow he's a freak he's massive in person massive massive massive massive yeah insane with great hand that coordination yeah he's great at football too in high school was he yeah sure oh yeah yeah guy like that can do anything talk about the jackpot

though go adopt a fucking i would imagine baseball the best a better sport right because you don't get as what do you mean better you don't you're not as injured not telling injury for your son to play or just you're not i'm saying for for like if you it's guaranteed it's guaranteed money you play pro baseball basketball yeah not that hard in your body unless you're unless you're a pitcher yeah or catcher but he's right field or first base and just crush his balls not bad you both crush balls bad what else got chin let's go you didn't know he's adopted huh didn't that wild by a little redhead oh this was just funny all right so at a place called boulderfields in british columbia there was a camper that was singing very loudly at his campsite and another

other set of campers heard some crazy screaming they thought someone was like in trouble right you're just seeing a nickel back so they actually had a search party come out to see what's going on and this guy was just camping by himself and just singing nickel back right just drinking beers in the trees look at these photographs they're like dude you're right my mother's house of apartment in new york city and i was singing billy joel at the top of my lungs you thought you're tight huh i did think i was tight And neighbor goes, I open up, he goes, he goes, are you singing that loud? I go, I am.

He goes, are you a singer? And I go, I'm not. He goes, I didn't think so. Do you mind keeping it down? I was like, so embarrassed. So embarrassed. I was so embarrassed because I was really trying to sing. I was like opening.

I was like, I think I, because you know how you inverberates? And I just felt great. And he was like, I, are you a saying? singer? I am not, sir. I didn't think so. I didn't think so. Can you shut the fuck up? Can you keep it down? What's this shit? Jesse Smollett doubles down on his innocence. There's even a documentary making fun of him. Yes. Well, I don't know if it's making, no, this, I think the documentary is trying to make him seem like he produced it. He has to be part of it in some way. No, he says he's a co-producer on it. I looked at it. I trust me, I looked at the IMD.

The truth about Jesse Smollett, brought you by Jesse Smollett. Yes, I looked through this casting crew thing he's part of the cast but then you know they don't show this they what people don't realize like you're not you're not saving your career it's over he's so it's over wait but let me see the story chin what's he's trying to double down yeah i'll just play the train the best is when you watch the documentary the cops come and he in the guys like he's upstairs and he comes out and he has the news around his neck and the cop goes do you mind taking that off it was i'm just so i'm so shook up he goes are you but you left that on i'm just i'm just so shook up on on on row It was embarrassing.

You tell the cops, like, get the fuck out of it. Oh, wow. Is that video of that? Oh, yeah. Oh, there is. It'll be in this trailer. The cop walk in and into his apartment go, we heard, oh, can you take that off? Why are you still wearing it?

Because I just wanted you guys to see. Let me know when you guys are ready. Let me see this. Okay. January 29th, 2019, police were called to an incident. They see an actor called Justice Miller with a news around his neck. He says it he was the victim of hate crimes. What the f*** is going all of them?

The biggest question is, who really can we trust? Not Jesse Smollett. Did he produce that? Oh, yeah. I watched 10 minutes of it. We'll check, please. Yeah. Check this out.

This is a great interview. This hoax, who both admitted to beating up Jesse Smolett and getting paid to do so, Bola and Ola Osumdaro. Great to have you both on, gentlemen. So just to be clear, Jesse Smolett, paid you both money to beat him up that night in Chicago and stage a hate crime. Is that what happened, Bola? Can you take us through what happened? A thousand percent. What we said initially during the court case is exactly what happened.

And that's why he got convicted. The only reason why his conviction was overturned was because of a technicality, a double jeopardy. So it wasn't because he was innocent. It was because of a technicality. Okay. Bola, I want to play you a soundbite. This is the documentary ends with this new evidence. Striking new evidence, gentlemen. Take a look at this.

You actually get the full frontal face in color of one of the suspects that appears to be white. I thought, what's going on? This doesn't look like, the brothers. this is more the way that Jussie Smollett described his two attackers that's when I started to think could it be possible that Jussie Smollett

is actually innocent That guy, you're all laughing Who's in that video? Any idea? It is Ola, Ola Oshendaro, my brother But, family, can I ask you a question? Please. Don't I look white? you?

You, I was going to say, you're both of the way. Yes. By the way, the video, that person doesn't even look white in the video. I don't know what she's talking about. So. So, I'm laughing. That's my brother.

He's black, too. No, I don't think. I know that's me running to a damn band. Get out the damn polar vortex. This is so dumb. They're like, that's me, man.

I'm black. Yeah, this is a black guy. That's not a white guy. What is she talking about? A lot of people are saying that it's, it's come they don't know what to think anymore you know so I think that's dumb people are you'll be so dumb to believe that but it's a good move on jesse small that's part he's trying to save his um it's only not now just nobody's gonna hire that motherfucker that it just looks real sad like

clearly that's him and he goes no i'll tell you that is it's me uh that's not a white guy and the whole narrative of that documentary is it's this random white guy and he's like well no that's clearly me it's my brother no that's me he goes don't I look white to you just dark as shit it's so bad it's so funny that's a bad documentary Netflix has to take some responsibility there man I would imagine right they don't give a fuck we're talking about it but they money they should do better what an asshole god that guy Smolette is just the piece of shit his sister's cool it's pretty too yeah sister's pretty yeah homeboy just he ruined his whole life look at these photographs he ruined his whole life with that this will be

The last one. This is Cedric Dumas. That's how he pronounced it. That's the same. Do you know much about this guy, Brian? So the headline is UF.C. Noce, Cedric Dubas. Shear's bank account reveals he's broke,

price of being an adult. Now, he also has a couple felonies against him. Home invasion, too. Yes. I mean, it's not proven yet, 100, but I mean, damn. Shared a screenshot of his bank count of $13.

$96. Remaining. Yes, sure. um and ufc fighters should be paid more but also um your life is in turmoil so this guy goes this is the price of being adult and paying legal action stuff in your life i hate to hear people say people don't struggle that big scene yeah y'all can laugh about it i'm just giving y'all something to what are the circumstances of the felonies well when was a home invasion i know that was he convicted of it was it i think it was it a home invasion as in his girlfriend he was coming back to get his stuff

when he moved out yeah it was like that kind of stuff yeah yeah yeah so we got to be careful with that like oh no bring up his track record right her chin ufc fighter uh criminal has a lengthy criminal history to him back to at least 2014 including multiple arrests yeah you guys got to be careful because you know home invasion robbery with the firearm you guys got to be careful because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and i do found me home invasion robbery he's not though he's not this is a bad guy the girl hold on let me go let me do my own fucking uh investigation go ahead like that's the whole point felony home invasion

Robbie with a fire hold on I'm still hey I'm still let me give him the better than death keep going maybe he carried a gun he was afraid sure according to an a arrest affidavit Dumas allegedly entered his ex-girlfriend's home through threw around

stole a necklace and her cell phone okay all right okay battery the victim reportedly sustained bruises and scratches police found Dumas hiding in a dog crate inside a shed near the property felony possession of a weapon by a convicted felon a handgun was found during the investigation felony possession of a controlled substance and misdemeanor drug okay uh keep going to the prior arrest though

this one this gets fun here so so that right there we can say we can go uh that is that a domestic violence thing that was a little blurry right there right little blurry right sure i'm going to february i'm just saying if i'm a super progressive sure yep keep going all right keep going okay trespassing i got your marijuana possession driving oh no you missed this one beat you miss this one beat you the important one. Demasso was arrested on misdemeanor battery charge after an incident with a mother of his child where he hit her, right? He was arrested for trespassing marijuana, driving with suspended license, domestic violence in 2020. Hold on. Hold on. A woman accused of punching her on being progressive. Yeah, go ahead. Charge was dismissed. Dismissed. Yeah. Okay. So sometimes that can be

wrong place, wrong time. Misdemeanor battery charge can be anything. You spray a hose on somebody. So what happened was she said he did this. They had it, they obviously had. They had a very contentious relationship. Charges dismissed. We've got to take that in account. We have to. Rested for trespassing, marijuana possession, no problem, driving with spending a license. Now, another domestic violence thing, that's weird. Hold on a woman. I wonder for the same woman. Oh, it's not. Is it accused Dumas of punching her at a bar just days before he fought on

Dana West Contender Series. The case was closed. Closed out charges, so you never know. Okay. Now, until on 14, domestic violence again, for which you received probation had to complete domestic violence intervention class there's a lot of that and a lot of that i'm trying if i not tried i've tried i've tried you're trying your best am i trying my best you're trying your best violation of probation now also in 2014 aggravated assault yeah yeah it's tough i mean i've been trying was i didn't i you know try you giving them ben for the doubt i mean hey ufc what are you doing oh bad right yeah he's like you want to see something comical Checking on my bank count.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not good. Is that, is that a guy with an anger management issue and obviously seems to be repeating the same behavior over and over again? Yeah. So. Knucklehead. Yeah. Knucklehead.

I assume he's not great with his money. Because it's not Dana's job to make sure you invest your money, right? No. $13. but that's pretty much it boys you're being covina b this friday saturday kids come on out covina go see the kid let's go let's go covina laugh factory um and then charlotte and north carolina comedy zone charlotte comedy zone i've been doing it for a long time september 19th and 20 albuquerque new mexico we got hyenas october 3rd and 4th i hear that's a great club i'm excited yep uh so we'll see you then kids

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