The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan is a ZESTY EAGLES FAN NOW?? | TFATK Ep. 1225

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

Bryan Callen has apparently joined Eagles nation, which immediately turns into an argument over NFL fight songs and whether football, baseball or UFC is actually the best sport to experience ...live.Brendan and Bryan also get into UFC 332, the Barcelos injury, Francis Ngannou’s athleticism compared with elite NFL athletes, and what makes truly freak-level competitors different.Plus, they break down the bizarre Piers Morgan / Ed Sheeran drama before the conversation turns toward American politics, money, institutional trust and why staying optimistic still matters even when confidence in the system is wearing thin.Quince - Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to https://quince.com/fighter. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK, too. That’s https://quince.com/fighter.IM8 - Go to http://im8health.com/fighter RIGHT NOW and use code fighter for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets, plus ten percent off your order.DraftKings - One app. Every sport. All 50 states. New DraftKings customers, sign up with code FIGHTER spend five bucks to get one hundred and fifty in rewards within 14 days - includes all markets. That's code FIGHTER. In Partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is YoursSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:03 This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Got a little shiner. Sorry, man. I train, so, yeah, I'm 59. And I have a shiner from. It's like at fight club. It's embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:00:17 And they work office jobs. And he's like, where's the black guy come? You know, I said to my wife. But it's from jiu-jitsu? Yeah, when you train a lot, you start getting a little better. I don't say that, but. I know, but when you start- Was it an elbow or something?
Starting point is 00:00:30 I don't know. You know, it gets all. I'm a spas I'm using my face and shit It's not good It's not because I'm doing anything right But you get a little better You know
Starting point is 00:00:39 Somebody gave me this You get a little better A cigar Who are you? I know Cigars in your pocket Black eye What's going on here?
Starting point is 00:00:48 Real man, right? Oh sorry I mentioned Cigar Oh let me get Real man shit Cog in a cigar I know
Starting point is 00:00:54 Let me get some coke out Yeah my little fucking like baggy of blow All right Where were we Oh yeah The Shire Hey there's a lot of cocaine in the comedy world I've noticed.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Still? I think so. Back when I was doing it, there was, but not still. I'm in the Austin comedy scene a little bit, and I'll just go to other clubs. I'm not saying at the mothership,
Starting point is 00:01:14 actually, I don't see any of that. Mothership might be a little bit, maybe there's some weed. I don't really see that. There's also probably more pros at the mother's show, right? Where they're not, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:23 I know that wouldn't be tolerated from, I mean, I've literally genuinely have any of that. I'm sure people are doing bumps when they can. But when you go to, when you go to, other comedy places, I notice there seems to be at like, like 1130 and uptick and energy. People are ripping the devil's salt.
Starting point is 00:01:42 I don't know. I'm not savvy on this, but somebody said that to me. Because I'm looking around and everybody's like, and I'm like, what's going on? And my buddy goes, that's because everybody's fucking doing blow till late in the morning. Blow still a thing. Yeah, I guess. I'm like, really? I got kids.
Starting point is 00:01:57 See you. Oh, dude. Remember that time we were in Salt Lake City at the Sundance Festival and that guy Oh, dude. He smells great, didn't you? I'm noticing a six-year-old move so fast in my life. And I go, man, look at the energy. Famous.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Brian goes. Pretty famous actor. Real famous. Yeah. I was like, dude, his energy is insane. It's called cocaine. Yeah. He had.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I'm not used to it. He had blowing his nose. Literally, I was like, he's like, and he smelled. He's just smelled like. Famous actor. Oh, yeah. And I was like, man, you're a, you're, you're, he's not short, fairly little taller, rather robust and just, I was like, man.
Starting point is 00:02:31 real spas on the dance. One of those guys you can see with the Coke. He had one of those wives who was kind of hippies and earthy. And you can see that there's some swinging going on. You know what I mean? I was like, there's some fucking... I didn't think Coke was still a thing, though. There's a contingent of the population that you and I don't know because we have children
Starting point is 00:02:52 that after about 11.30 p.m. 12 o'clock is when things kick up a notch. You understand. When it comes alive. Yeah. I'm all tucked. in, but they come alive. And the reason I know that is because if I'm out a little longer. You see the gargawas come out? You just notice you're like, you guys are just getting started. How's that? Oh, yeah. If you're young, they'll fire away. But if you got wife and kids and shit.
Starting point is 00:03:18 They're not that young, Bob. They're not that young is what I'm trying to say. Well, that's where it gets I mean, you're talking pushing 40. Yeah, yeah, it's too old to be. Right. You're like, I don't know how this. I've seen this movie before, by the way. Yeah, we all have. Yeah. I've seen this in Los Angeles. of what's funny about getting older is you you see people coming up now and you see how they're handling things and i go oh boy yeah i've seen how yeah i've seen how it might want to turn the wheel a little bit you're yeah i can see ahead and toward a wall we've seen a guy do the exact same thing you're doing many times and we see how it ends yeah yeah yeah there's been a bunch there's been a bunch yes so you know it's a it's an interesting it's interesting i be i'm you become the
Starting point is 00:04:01 wise man cocaine in 2026 though because all the fentanyl and stuff god you got to be a real risk taker real risk taker there are plenty of risk takers out there plenty of risk takers because everybody's got know somebody who knows somebody yeah but still but that's how you die just a little touch that fent one little touch that fence it's night night yeah scary fucking scary um but uh we're we this weekend huh what's that i was in huntsville alabama Yeah, Levity Live. How far is that from Biloxi, Mississippi? You could have the best meal I've ever had?
Starting point is 00:04:36 I don't know. I don't either. I don't know. I don't know the South. Yeah. I just found out Texas is in the South. By the way, Huntsville, Alabama, the weather, very nice. Fall, a little bit falling.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Really? Yeah. It's better weather than here? By about a mile. When the fuck's it going to cool down here? I don't know, dude. All my. I realized, I was like, you know, it's going to be October, and it'll start maybe getting a little cool at the end of October.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I just need the dollar. down a 5 10 degrees you don't like it 92 degrees i'm my son's playing soccer and i'm just watching sweating uh kids are wet 92 out 92 i'll take it's like yesterday it was 99 you're like it's fucking almost october it's october yeah it's it's fall and it's 99 degrees i i think i didn't sign up for that part of texas and i'm not i do well in the heat the only reason i give a flying fuck how you're outside i'm always outside i don't i don't mind the heat i enjoy the heat the boys don't mind it. Yeah. The thing is my my phycuses. I have 100 phycuses and it's going to kill them. Yeah. Yeah. Mother Nature does not give a fuck. And my water bills through the roof.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Could you, hey, big man upstairs, could you dial it down a little bit so the plants don't die? My buddy, my buddy, my buddy used to have dinner parties in LA. He's made a lot of money. I would go there sometimes. I brought Dove David off there, the great Dove David off. They're great. And he went around the table and everybody had to talk about the things that bother them in their life. currently are you all close friends no not doing it and one guy said i just been trying to grow my bougain via and it won't climb the wall and like i've done everything and it's like fuck yeah and i and before him the guy said the jews and yeah and he's talking about trees yeah the jews are to blame it was like whoa jesus next guy just talking about plant israel won't allow my bougain via to
Starting point is 00:06:30 Israel is involved with everything apparently. And, and Dub just goes like that. Dub goes, they go to Dove and Dove goes, I got a problem. I'm sitting at a table with a bunch of people who've got first world problems. Get some perspective. Yeah, there's Bougan Via. Nice, I guess. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:06:51 I bet you they won't last in this Texas weather. No, no, no, no. Because I'll buy food. I'll buy plants online and then you enter your zip. It's like, no, play. That's right. I have a greenhouse in my home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:04 And I looked at what I can grow. You can grow herbs and some fucking peppers. Everything else is going to die. Cherry laurels or gangster in the... How about this? How you'll love this? So I got this garden. I got a front yard, backyard.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I was vacuuming my wife's car and I pulled out this big thing. It's the sprinkler system. And my wife couldn't figure out why the trees were dying. Oh, no. Why our lawn was... You, like, disconnected it, so it wasn't on the timer? It didn't get watered for three months. I'd kill you.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Everything's brown? I would fucking kill you. She goes... This is going to cost $38,000. She was so angry at me. I would have hit... I wish she would have hit you. Well, she was like, who the fuck I was like?
Starting point is 00:07:53 And I'm like, oh, I... Oh, my God. I would fucking kill you. Like when I say some trees, a 12-foot tree, died. Oh, you're a more. I'm a monster. I'm a monster.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I would have hit you. And she goes to the garage because she was losing her mind. She goes, this motherfucker, you unplugged it and left it there for three months. And the grass is dead? The whole summer. Have you looked how much it is replaced
Starting point is 00:08:18 with like Bermuda grass? It would cost $30,000. For all your shit, probably 100 grand. I fucked every. I fucked everything. God. Here's the good news. It's kind of coming back.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Is it? It's coming back. But that water bill's picking up. It's better than fucking 100 grand though. Better than that, yeah. Jesus Christ, dude. But the tree? God, I'd be so...
Starting point is 00:08:41 It was a big tree? 12 foot. Oh, my God. I killed a lot of shit. How much a 12-foot tree is? I mean, I killed a lot of stuff. God damn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:50 This is a dumb dog. And I don't notice that stuff because I'm an asshole. I just figured in the summer, your grass dies. Because I'm an asshole. Wow. Yeah, I'm not a... I'm not an around-the-house guy. That's infuriating.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Wow. Yeah, I'm not an around-the-house guy. Tell me your wife was bad for at least a day or two. She still looks at me with, my wife looks at me like this. The test. Like, she's like, I wonder if I married the right guy. Yeah, that'd be a right-line. Like, she's like this.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Like, she's like this. Like, she can't believe it. Oh, I'd be so heartbroken. She goes, I'm going to need you to take some accountability. Oh, my God. You buddy guess guess you just pulled landscaping duty oh my god well guess what you're doing for the next few weeks bubble i'm landscaper hey i know you just got back from Alabama guess what you're gonna book seven more dates this fucking month don't worry about being home and go ahead and pay for all the trees and grass yeah yeah yeah god damn yep well that's frustrating pretty pretty frustrating dude i watch the you know i love i love the unabomber i'm a i enjoy the unabomber i'm a i enjoy the stuff on the Unabomber. Love is a very strong word. He had some great points. He did have some good points. He did have some good points. Very good points. Very smart guy. He was a runner up for the field medal in mathematics. Highest IQ of any criminal we've ever had.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Yeah. He was at Harvard when he was 14. Harvard when he was 14. Yeah, mathematics. Mathematic genius. But he, uh, they did a movie. It came out last night on Netflix. And we kind of knew us, but the CIA, the program he was involved in at Harvard, the study they were doing. CIA was behind it. He just happened to be a member of the program. I think the CIA is behind a lot of shit. So I can give you a list when it comes to, well,
Starting point is 00:10:43 you want to talk about the Oklahoma bombings? Look at Timothy McVeigh's stuff. Well, I don't think they're behind terrorism, but I think, no, no, they're not, no, they, I don't think they're saying, all right, this guy's going to go blow up the Oklahoma City, children's hospital,
Starting point is 00:10:58 where the fuck he'd blow? up. Oh, the Unabomber is going to create these. No, no, no, I don't think they'll do that. No. The, when they go through the experiments, it fucks them so mentally, Charles Manson, uh, Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, you know what I'm saying? So there's like, these guys have been, so they all have that in common. Right, but I, you know what I think about that? I think that's more like, I think that's a little bit more myth than reality in terms of like the CIA runs these secret programs that fuck people's brains up. It sounds really, I like it as a Hollywood movie. Here's what I think the CIA does.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I think that they create shell companies. I think they plant stories. I never used to know this. I used to always argue with Sam Tripley about this shit. But there's- You were naive for a long time. Well, but because I, because to me, if you said the CIA is engaged in propaganda with its own citizens,
Starting point is 00:11:51 I would say that's illegal. You're not allowed to do that. I know. I know. But there are shell companies that make money in the private sector for a lot of reasons. There are also, I think, they clearly plan stories. One of the interesting thing is when Hollywood is going to do a movie about capturing bin Laden, when certain CIA operatives got in trouble for giving too much information,
Starting point is 00:12:20 even that was a sci-op. That's all propaganda. Yeah, because they weren't going to tell them how it. That wasn't how they caught bin Laden. But it made sense. I was like, that's fucking genius, CIA's genius. They literally gave him a fake story.
Starting point is 00:12:31 That's also not even the real story that they filmed. I bet. I know. They gave him a fake story. They gave him a fake story. Also, all the movie studios are tied in. So like American sniper, look at the timing of that when it came out.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yes. I had a guy. I had a guy who said, I had a guy who said to me, he was intelligence. And he goes, that's not how, he wouldn't even tell us.
Starting point is 00:12:56 I think he was like special force guy. He goes, that's not how they did it. It's not how they caught him. I go, I go, really? How'd they do it? He goes, I'm not going to tell you here, but that's not how. He was like this. Don't give away the trade secrets.
Starting point is 00:13:05 But I thought that's, I was, you know. I did too at the time. But the problem is that you don't know, you don't know what's real and what's not in a lot of ways. And that's the way it's designed. So. But then also real quick, the reason the CIA started that study is because this is during right after the Korean War, they're finding the, when our soldier captured in Korea, they were doing studies on them,
Starting point is 00:13:27 seeing what breaks soldiers, what certain amount of things makes them go insane. And we didn't have the data. So we started doing that to our citizens here. And then they think that's what like- That's from that book, Chaos or something, right? Or whatever it's called.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Chaos is part of it, yeah. But the movie shows this too, how the CIA, and they have actual factual artifacts and the CIA behind and stuff. Because they were running these experience. Obviously, they didn't think they were going to create a Charles Banson
Starting point is 00:13:53 or Ted Kaczynski. It's just having those boys were part of it, they're probably bat-shake crazy to begin with. And then this is finally this fucking snapping point, you know? I would be very interested to see, like so, so. But also real quick, to your point, there's probably a hundred other people in the program that aren't killing people and blown shit up. I want to take a break and talk to you guys about quince, because if you want the best clothes and, and you don't want to break your bank, but you want to get like Mongolian cashmere, if you want to get literally the kind of clothes that you would have to
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Starting point is 00:15:21 When we give aid, okay, so let's, so we, we vote to give them $40 billion with aid, whatever it is. Now, what people miss is that the reason that we do that is because it props up our economy. Because American companies get paid by the U.S. government to build, you know, munitions and different things and MREs, whatever the fuck it is. Now that shipment goes to Ukraine. All good, right? Oh, okay, great. War is good for American business. Bad for Americans.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Of course, but I'm saying it's like, it's like a, it's like a snake eating its own tail. It's just good for the lead. Yeah, and more and more, right? Because there used to be, it fucks the working. There used to be like 35, um, uh, um, defense contractors. Now there are five. So, okay, so we have more and more of a concentration of power. Just more and more and there are a few people making a fortune.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Everybody else is like fucking can't afford a house. Great. You have a, you have a president, sorry, but you have a president with a meme coin. That's literally selling a meme coin the minute they take. office and then you know we keep going with all that stuff. And I'm going to get to that in a second. So when that money gets to Ukraine, I mean, I'm sorry, those supplies get to Ukraine. Do you think, who collects it?
Starting point is 00:16:34 I can tell you what happens. It's met by trucks. And those trucks are divided by the people who have power in Ukraine. And then they're sold to the people that are most loyal to Zelensky. It doesn't go to the front line. Yeah. It goes to, you know, it's impossible to stop that. kind of corruption. It's just fucking impossible. And Tucker Carlson was talking about...
Starting point is 00:16:55 You could stop going to war. Well, one way to stop it. Well, yeah. But there's, the other thing is people have an interest in keeping the world destabilized. But I feel like Americans now more so than ever because of the resources and knowledge that we have, no one's buying it. The gig is up. Well, there's not a lot of Americans like, yeah, we definitely should invade here's the problem. We should definitely support Ukraine. I agree. But we can't do anything. Well, that's what I'm saying. Is that are you represented by your government? What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:17:23 No. It's like, completely a agent. They don't give a fuck about us. They've never given a fuck about us. We're not their self-interest. My biggest problem also is that you're going to have administrations like we do currently. And everybody who's close to you can do anything they want, as long as you're violating federal law.
Starting point is 00:17:43 And then we have this process, which Biden started, called a pre-parton. So he pre-pardones everybody. So they're not liable for it. So you watch with the Whitkoff kids, with the Trump kids, with all of the different, whatever the fuck, the other guy's names. Everybody's getting, we don't know. We don't know. But people are making a fortune.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Bro, read the manifesto by Kaczynski and you get fired up. He goes into all this. If you're going to pre-pardon people, you can do whatever you want when you're in power. It's always been a shit show, though. It's just more clear. We have to redo the pardon system. I don't think you should be allowed to pre-pardon people. He really is going to do shit.
Starting point is 00:18:19 nobody's investigating anything because the people because the people are in power aren't going to allow it they're never going to allow it i didn't believe i thought the nancy pelosi thing on making money off the i thought that was bullshit like i just couldn't believe that kind of corruption was in the
Starting point is 00:18:37 how much money she's worth and then and then you have people that are following her stock trades and making a fortune there's an app where you can follow her trade picks if that's not evidence of the craziest corruption but nobody says it's just She's big tits. She used to pass. I had to check with some people that know the stock market and they were like, yeah, that's what's what's going on? I was like, what do you mean that's what's going on?
Starting point is 00:18:57 How is that, how is that allowed? How the fuck, it's insider trading. What are you going to do? You investigate it. The biggest mistake we're making, you can't, well, the biggest mistake we're making is saying that we can't fight these kinds of things. No, you can't fight it. Just copy her stocks.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Follow her movement. So you get money too. If corruption takes, it's corruption will. will erode every institution we have. There's been corruption in American politics from the jump. Yeah, but it was always from the jump. But it was always
Starting point is 00:19:27 like there was integrity to the institutions still. And if there isn't, you're fucked. There hasn't been integrity in a hot second in that White House. We can't give way to cynicism, though. You can't. Otherwise, we lose our fucking republic. We've already lost it, buddy. I don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I think you have to fight it. And I think there are people like us talking about it. Like, to your point, there are people going, Hey, I'm not falling for this shit again. I'm not going to happen again. Yeah, but I say that in majority of people I'm going to say, but we can't do anything. Like, I'm not going to...
Starting point is 00:19:58 You can vote. You can make it very costly. Vote for who? Which one are you going to pick? Well, that's the problem. Left or right, Brian? That's the problem. Which one's going to look out for your interest? Left or right? Pick one.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Right. That's your only options. You want meth or you want crack? Well... Well, both of them suck. I have to pick one. I tend to go with individual liberty and markets, but we're not, we don't live in a marketplace.
Starting point is 00:20:18 We live in a type of capitalism that is corporate capitalism. It's big business. It's not even, it's not markets, not capital. And also when you talk about voting, if you're talking about the president, the popular vote? That doesn't win it. The electoral college is there because it represents, you know, smaller states. Yeah. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:20:38 It's all shit show. I know, but you can't give way to cynicism. You got to look out for your own. You got to look up for your own. Yeah, but you can't trust the government. You've got to fight. There's a lot of shit you can trust. Americans never have trust to the government.
Starting point is 00:20:47 That's good. It's never been higher than now. Yeah. And the whole medical system that no one trusted. Oh, well, they lost all hope. With health care, like now that you have this consolidation where you have the insurance companies own everything, the pharmacy, the doctors, everything. Yeah, try negotiating with them.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Try getting some shit. Dude, I had to get an MRI on my knee, right? Because I'm on my feet all the time. I started having a limp. So Joanne was like, you have to. We have a family friend who's a doctor in the neighborhood. So I go in there and I sit down and they see me. And the nurse goes, okay.
Starting point is 00:21:19 So actually the doctor comes, he goes, all right, so we're just going to run some x-rays. I go, oh, no, it's not my bones. You know, it's my knee. So I need an MRI. You need to see the, it's my meniscus. I'm telling you that it's my meniscus. So you need to be able to see the ligaments and the tendons, not the bone. He goes, yeah, we have to start with an x-ray.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I go, well, that doesn't make sense. That would be for my bones. And this is a knee issue, not a bone issue. And he goes, it's just protocol, man. I go, oh, because you charge the insurance on the x-rays. And he goes, yeah, we literally, it's policy. We cannot jump straight to it. He's owned by a private equity company.
Starting point is 00:21:55 It's not his fault. Which is the only way they can get money by the right. Even the nurse goes, I know it's complete bullshit. And I go, okay, do the x-ray. Go ahead. But what they're not? And I go, let me guess. You need 10 different shots because you got to check the box.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah. She was correct. They do that, right? I'm like, can I get my MRI now? They're like, yep. They didn't, you know, they didn't see anything. No. They go with MRI.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I'm in there for 30 minutes. and then we get done. And again, these guys are cool. I'm not being confrontational. I just go, let me guess. You have to get 20 different shots. And he goes, yeah. I go, and two wouldn't do it, right?
Starting point is 00:22:26 Two, if you do it, we know it's my meniscus. So if you just shoot that angle, he could tell it's a torn meniscus. But you have to get 20 different shots. And he has, he has healthcare system. So doctors can't fucking make money. So first of all, there's so many regulations because government imposes on them.
Starting point is 00:22:42 You got to fill out all that paperwork. So it's so expensive for doctors to make money. And the only place they can find money now is private equity. And they're going to, they're going to do all the shit. They're going to do all. That's why when you go to the airport now, it's not a human being, you got to fucking, you got to do it with a computer. And that's how they cut costs, you know.
Starting point is 00:23:00 It drives me nuts. It drives me nuts. Isn't it crazy? But a lot of it is a big government getting with their regulations as well. And now you have a corporate corporations with all the power. and they're in cahoots. The lateral cooperation with government, now it's a monster.
Starting point is 00:23:20 It's a Leviathan. It leaks into everything. Like, even your vet. Oh, he needs a dog needs this shot. Dog needs this shot. He's an indoor dog. Why don't we need that? Well, if you go to the dog park,
Starting point is 00:23:29 you don't go to dog park. Now, why does he need this medication? It's monthly, right? What is it, $200 a month? Yeah, yeah. Interesting. You need that shit. Again, it's all how they stay open.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Yeah, I know. And again, the people pushing our back. people. They're just products. They're just cogs in the machine. They're cogs in the machine. To quote Ted Kaczynski, they're cogs in the machine. They're in the machine.
Starting point is 00:23:52 They're like, this is how it's done. Hierocracy, dude. Yes. It's crazy, right? I believe in, I believe in marketplaces, like real markets. Let doctors have their own little business and charge what the marketplace says they should charge. Let them compete. Let them make money.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Let them be better than the next guy. with that same thing with insurance. Let insurance companies, like, compete with each other. Instead of fucking cordoning off, this is my state, that's your state. How much money do you need? What about a family, let's say a single mom of four, she has health insurance. And let's say none of the kids use the health insurance for six months. Why don't she get money back?
Starting point is 00:24:31 She's paying you whatever 1,500 a month. Why don't you give money back? Or how about you haven't had a car accident in 10 years, but you're paying whatever it is $1,000 a month? Why don't I get any money back? Yeah. I've cost you nothing. You've taken my money.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That's right. There's none of that. There's none of that. None of that. It's all a fucking scam, Brian. Well, I believe you can create your way out of any problem. Get back to the founding fathers and the framers. Get back to how they, what they, what they were talking about.
Starting point is 00:25:01 We've gone away from that. So, unbelievable. How are you feeling, Chin? Yeah. Oh, so you told me how had a torn meniscus. Um, but. And you have one? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:16 I've had one. I've had one since Ultimate Fire. They told me it was torn on the Ultimate Fire. So it's gotten worse. My wife has that too. And it's like, does it slip out? No,
Starting point is 00:25:24 mine doesn't. Uh, it's, I looked for her, I looked at how, what the convalescence is. It's, it's better than an ACL. Way better.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Yeah. ACL, I'm not walking, man. Yeah, ACL's terrible. ACLM. But it's still pain. There's pain. I'll deal with pain.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I ain't going under anesthesia. Are you going to not get it fixed? I'm not going to do a damn thing. You're not. No, I'm fine. Yeah. I just probably can't run as much. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I'm not getting anesthesia and going through that bullshit. I don't run anyway. No, fuck off. I do that aerodyne bike for six minutes. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing anything. And I told him, I said, unless there's a tumor in there, we're wasting our time. That's right.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Unless you find something that my needs completely fucked, you're wasting your time. Yeah. The only reason I'm here is my wife. My buddy who's no longer with us. He had a collapsed kidney. And, well, I know. And they wanted to do all these tests. And he goes, no.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I go, why? He goes, because you're going to find something. And then it's going to go on my permanent record and it's going to fuck everything up with my insurance. And he just didn't. And he died. And then he had a limp in his foot. And there was a bump on it.
Starting point is 00:26:27 And I go, are you going to get that checked? He goes, no. And then he died. Well, it's a bad example. Mine is just my knee, man. I just wanted to cap the other. Yeah, here. Mine's just my knee.
Starting point is 00:26:37 I'll be fine. You're not going to die. No. Might have a limp on a molder. Whatever. Whatever. Better than. surgery, man. Anesthesia is so bad for you.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Is it? It's not good. Oh, man, it's hard on your body. It's just scary. We have a friend going under, but things are looking good. We talk about that one. Yeah, it's right. He can, yeah. Yeah. Did you watch the UFC? Those are bad. Did you watch any football? I didn't watch eight. I'm boycotting football, and I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I watch the Texas game. I'm getting into college football. That's football. Because it's so close. close like it shit happens man the college kids like Tennessee almost yeah I was like damn they make mistakes that's a tough game too yeah yeah college is more fun even though it's going down a weird road with the nil shit but at least it's still fun right now yeah I don't I have I watch football I used to love and now I'm I'm watching it and I'm going like this and I and I don't look at it I like my wife one time my first wife drove her crazy there was a the biggest fly ever of all time, the biggest fly.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Fat-ass fly. She killed it, and she left it for me to see because it was that big. It was the biggest horse fly of all time. And she goes, you have to look at this fly. You would what I kill. And I go, no. And she goes, please look at it. Every time I would walk, she goes, there it is, and I go like this. I would drive her fucking crazy. And when I see football at the airport, I go like this. And I'm on the plane and I could turn on. Yep. I'm not watching it. And I don't know why. I just just I'm sulking and I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:28:14 You don't know why? Nope, I have no idea. I'm weird. That is, that's your own, it's a fight within yourself. Like,
Starting point is 00:28:21 NFL goes, okay, cool. So the Eagles are playing. Okay. It's like when, it's like when comics or anybody talk shit about the airlines,
Starting point is 00:28:32 United goes, okay. My friend was laughing. People love that you just call me a cock that I, when I say, when you're Eagles, Jersey. People like,
Starting point is 00:28:41 please wear an Eagles jersey. That would be so funny. And my whole family would be wearing Eagles because they're playing tonight. And my wife will probably have. No, your wife's family, not your family. Your dad ain't wearing an Eagles jersey? No. Your dad sure's fucking won the Eagles jersey.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Your mom ain't. No, no, no, no, your wife's family. Her family. Yeah, that's fine. They're from Philly. She wants me to. Fly Eagles Fly. Am I not allowed to sing the song?
Starting point is 00:29:04 God, no, dude. Am I not allowed to wear, like she has a shirt for me, an eagle's shirt. I'm not. Wear it. And let her peg you after the game? dim the rules dude come on she doesn't have to peg me after the game whenever i see the eagles they go oh
Starting point is 00:29:18 brian's gonna have a nice night he's gonna watch the eagles they might win and he's gonna have some chicken wings and he's gonna get pegged no no no no bro take it easy by the way i'm on testosterone i'll be honest you're you're almost 60 year old buddy my dick could could blunt a cat's claw i can cut a diamond damn like your chin smelled phillies
Starting point is 00:29:38 it's eagles philadelphia eagles Phillies would be the baseball team. That's the baseball team there. On the road to victory. Hit him high. Hit him low. And watch our eagles go.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Something like that. I'm not crazy about the song. It's about. Fly Eagles Fly. It doesn't matter. It's nobody's song here. No, no. No one's from Philly.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Are you saying I'm not to sing. Are you from Philly? I'm not. You can't sing the fucking song. I'm not to sing the song. If you want to get pegged tonight, sing it. I'm not to sing it. Sing it.
Starting point is 00:30:12 And I'm definitely not to look. I've done this too. I'm not allowed at the airport. If I'm with my wife and I see a guy with the Eagles, I can't go like this. Hold on. Oh, fuck you. I can't go.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Go birds. Oh, my God. That makes me sick to my stomach. I'm not allowed to do that. I don't even think Philly fans will allow you do that. They're pretty gnarly. Philly fans don't fuck around. You can't just be a guy from New York slash L.A.
Starting point is 00:30:40 You can't be from the New York, you can't be from the New York, Los Angeles area. And go birds. Oof, that's gay. Yeah. Yeah. Fly, you go, fly on the road to victory. Fight, fight, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:56 I don't like it. Listen, I'll tell you what. Yeah, I'm not crazy. The only people that should have fight songs like that is college teams. If you're a professional team, don't do it. I remember I was in Arizona and the Cardinals were playing the Seahawks, and there was a Seahawks bar. and the sky was 50 and and they scored and he went like this to the other to the other people
Starting point is 00:31:25 watching yeah yeah like you scored the touchdown you're the biggest loser of all time dude yeah you you take this too seriously you stop being this much of a yeah my my only thing is is he from seattle though probably that's fine that's fine i don't care don't be that gullible if you went now i'm actually from uh scott's down well what are you doing pal yeah now we're You get that all the time, too. You get people who are from Pittsburgh, but they're Dallas Cowboy fans, because that's how they grew up. You're like, that is weird. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:57 There's nobody more annoying, by the way, than, sorry, Pittsburgh, but Pittsburgh fans are just a little too. I don't mind Pittsburgh fans. I remember doing shows in Pittsburgh, and it was like, yeah, no, the playoffs are now. They're not going to show up at your show. Oh, yeah. Steelers runs that town. Pittsburgh Steelers? Oh, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:14 And they'd all be in jerseys. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I'm at a restaurant eating and the Phillies won some big game. I could hear, and I'm not kidding,
Starting point is 00:32:23 I could hear the street go crazy. Ah, I was like, what's going on? Big deal, dude. Yeah. Yeah. What do you got, Chin? Have you ever been into anything like that, Chin?
Starting point is 00:32:38 An actual sports game, yes. I went to the Angels, the playoffs or whatever those called, the very ending. What do you call it, playoffs? The Anaheim Angels? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:47 The California Angels, baseball team? In Anaheim, yeah. Did you watch the baseball match? I don't think they've been to playoffs in 20 years. I went a while ago. Okay. Yeah. So you were.
Starting point is 00:32:56 But that, I just loved the, just being inside the stadium. It's cool vibe. It's just a feel. Just a feel. If you ever go, you want to go to the, the Cubs, the Cubs Fenway is amazing. It's Wrigley Field. It's Wrigley Field. I meant that.
Starting point is 00:33:12 No, what were you saying? God, it's sick. Rigley Field in Chicago. You know, what about it? It's phenomenal. is that it? Yeah, it's a very small field.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Yeah, it's great. And I loved it. It's in a lot of movies, too. And I got a hot dog and a sauce. That's great. They've changed it up a little bit. They've updated it, but it's great. Kevin Bay brought me.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Yeah. Do you like them better than actual USC events? Baseball games? Yeah. No. Football games? No. More than the UFC?
Starting point is 00:33:43 I got to be honest. I do. When I'm at the event, yeah. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. We like what better than UFC? On TV or going to it?
Starting point is 00:33:51 No, going to it. I like going to a baseball game, a football game. Oh, over UFC? Yeah. Yeah. I thought you're saying watching and television. No, no, no. UFC's number one in my, no matter of war.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Well, it depends on the fighters though, Bob. If it's boring and it's fight night, you know, but. No, UFC all day over any sport. Really? But when you go, when you go to the fights. Going to the fights is different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying on TV, on TV, UFC just like a, like a paper, like, like, well,
Starting point is 00:34:14 number of, event like a white house card like white house card is i mean that'd be that trump's even super bowl world series but regular like numbered events this weekend's a little gay but in general they're fucking popping they're great yeah just just just just just like the like what's on the line it's one-on-one is i have a question to about you that's fantastic is umar or is it usman ozman uh number of pf is he coming over to the usc we won't know his contract's not up to november because he's he He's going to be a major problem for Syrucian or anybody else. Well, what's his name?
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Starting point is 00:36:14 These statements have not been a value by the food and drug administration that's not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or preventing disease. He's a fucking, he's a beast. You say we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. He's being up bombs.
Starting point is 00:36:29 He's fought a single good fighter. Really? No one that would be top 10 in the UFC. Really? No, so we don't know how good he is. Now, he is a Nurga Medov. Yeah. And he has had issues with PEDs.
Starting point is 00:36:43 So we'll see. He's had been busted. Straight up. Is that right? Yeah. Make sure that's right, Chin. He said Uzman was busted? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:53 I was under the impression that the daggies are very clean in that regard. They have more failed tests than any other gym. Is it doping? Yeah, steroids, right. Okay. Positive for prohibited. Yeah, yeah, six months banned. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Never publicly released the name of it, though? Yep, six months band. And that's when he was in. He got busted at PFL. Huh. Let me see. There's still good fighters. Great fighters.
Starting point is 00:37:35 And there's a lot of PEDs in sports. They're just not good at not getting caught. So you have one, two, three, four isom's also been busted, but it got redacted. So you have six guys. Was there 10 on the team? I guess it's a, yeah, it's that Melodium, which is, doping drug. Maldonian.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Is it actually doping? Is it hiding the doping? He had a cart condition. It's one thing I say when I look at Islam-Machachev, he's got a weak heart. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the first thing that comes to mind. First thing that comes to mind.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Dude, how about the dude this weekend had a straight-up seizure inside the oxygen? Yeah. I didn't see that. The PFL, or it's the PFL, Jesus Christ. The Paramount took the fight off TV. He came and watched it right now. Is he going to be here?
Starting point is 00:38:26 What happened? It was the strangest thing. He just, he didn't get hit. They're just in a clinch and he just goes, he goes, he's literally, he done him or anything, right. Oh, that's right. They're an over-underering. He was winning.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Boom, he was winning out. He's like 39. Yep, yep, he's older. Oh, man, I hope he's okay. That's awful. He said it, they said he's moving, he's talking. Yeah. But protocol means that's a mast in his head.
Starting point is 00:38:48 That can be something. That's what I think, too. I think is my, my thing is good luck getting cleared by commission after that. And his team's like, oh, he's fine. He's all clear. Commission's going, not on. on our watch, the amount of testing he's you have to do to get sanctioned. I'm sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:39:03 Oh, terrible. He's a stud, too. Stud. 39. I hope he's, uh, I hope it's not something really bad. Hopefully it's like a weight cutting issue, but for that's happening the fourth round is a little weird. And it was a high pace. It's a weird way to win, too, you know.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Oh, yeah. How that's not a no contest or a win for him because it, it's past three rounds. So you have to declare a winner. and he didn't get stopped due to a blow or anything that Rosa did. That's wild. He lost the fight. Wild. They declared it a knockout.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Damn. How fuck that. What world? Well, they did have a medical commission. They didn't know right at first, maybe. We know now fucking come out and say something commission. That should be a no contest at the very least.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Really, it should go to the judge's scorecards and then Barcellus wins. See, it still shows on Wiki. Crazy. Crazy. Go to UFC.com. not wiki. Wiki like I can type in case. And they were in a clinch, right?
Starting point is 00:40:01 They're an overrinder against the fence and he just passed out. Oh, Jesus Christ. Wow. Give it a second here. Yeah, that may have been for 332 is dog shit. This kid, uh, Rosas, uh, Rosas is a-K-O. Insane.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Insane. Yeah, that's ridiculous. He's out on the way down. Complete shit. Who's Norma Dumont? A very boring fighter Oh, she's cute Yeah, she's not bad at all
Starting point is 00:40:41 Let me see her She's from Brazil Luis Hernandez Yeah He's a mustache huh He's a cop He fought a convict Really
Starting point is 00:40:55 Yeah, that's good And he came from Danes White Contenders series Fantastic Took a short notice fight one All right So he's buying his whole Police Department donuts
Starting point is 00:41:02 He's a fun guy That's great We don't want to cover I can't cover This is a shit card Yeah This weekend's The main event
Starting point is 00:41:12 trash but the rest card's good rest card is really good can i see who's here this weekend yeah it's in salt lake city oh there you go outside of the actual main event main event is pure dog piss but then figurino patent halberts great king green ribovic's great
Starting point is 00:41:32 soldic who came from uh one championship was a champ over there Croatian crow cops is hero chaos williams great Gutierre great Marcus McGee Anthony Witt those are fun Walker at heavyweights fun
Starting point is 00:41:47 Mick Parkin tough fight for Johnny yeah Dosangos fighting Alexander Hernandez why that's on prelimbs where is that he's still fighting
Starting point is 00:41:55 Marvin Vittori Courtney Courtney Courtney is still fighting yeah I think this is his last right yeah and Vittory Marvin Vittory
Starting point is 00:42:04 and this guy he's just jacked apparently I could have when he is he is he is ridiculous I could have said he doesn't
Starting point is 00:42:12 actually work out his muscles either well he's just a look There are freaks out there, and he would be one of them, okay? He would be one of them. He's just, look at that, look at that. Damn.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Look at that shit. That's insane, dude. Like, that's just a, and it's probably, I, I'm going to say something. I don't think, I think that's natural. Mm-hmm. Someone, I could have won you. You saw guys like that in football, right? No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:39 There's guys from Texas like that. It's not because he's African. I know guys from fucking fifth ward in Houston. He rarely lived. Yeah, see? Like, how's that possible? It's like the same thing as like, uh, Uel Romero. Youel's a freak.
Starting point is 00:42:54 He's from Camero. A little different. Yeah, but with him, yeah, he's like that. Cameroon. Yeah, that's where Francis said everyone's big. He's like a small guy there or something like that. Yeah, he said, Trus is chisel friend to his mother and grandmother's side of the family.
Starting point is 00:43:09 His grand name is big, tall, and very strong. Yes, Cameroon, you'll find giants. Like, what's his name? Francis is one. Francis in Ghana. France's from Nigeria, I believe. I get sad that I just, I would like to be built like that, and it's just not to be. But so would everybody.
Starting point is 00:43:32 Yeah, but there's cats from Houston, Dallas, I mean, California. Like, is that just Africa? There's some freaks out there, man. Freaks. Freaks. Yeah. But sample size, I'm saying. But the shred.
Starting point is 00:43:46 shreddedness. There's guys like that. I play football with guys like that. A lot of them from Fifth Ward, Houston just shred and did nothing.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Yeah. And they're like, man, I'd offer them like creatine and protein power like, whoa, whoa. I don't get too big,
Starting point is 00:44:01 man. I'm like, uh, by the way, to be fair, also originally from the same part of Africa, typically as somebody like this guy.
Starting point is 00:44:11 His delta here just ridiculous, though. Like, I can't. I mean, that's so stupid. They're like boulders. That is.
Starting point is 00:44:16 This is ridiculous. Look at the arm. I mean, it's like, what? Take it down, hunch. No, I'm not going to take it out. It's very, taking down, not. I've seen that picture. I sent that, I think I sent that to you.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Hopefully you didn't. I did. I think I sent that to you. I was like, well. Don't get a twist, though. There's white boys like that, too. Klop, Tebow, just as jacked. With the striations too?
Starting point is 00:44:39 Oh, yeah. Tebow's, you're right. Tebow's freaking clop. All natural. Klop's, clop might be at 6-5, maybe 6-6. You know much better athlete clop is than that guy? Oh, you guys think he could play anything other than fighting? And 260.
Starting point is 00:44:55 By the way, look at Tim. Tim's a beast. Tim's a better athlete than that guy, huh? Yeah. And stronger, maybe. Yeah? Tim looks like it's just a big. Any athletic feat, Tim Tebow, compared to that guy?
Starting point is 00:45:12 He's 240, Tim. 240, 250? Yeah, man. Which people don't realize? Yeah. That guy's very strong. though he's he's ridiculous he's not that's true not compared not like real like you think you're stronger than that guy yeah in every lift ever done by mankind oh oh you're tricked by weight weight
Starting point is 00:45:33 light heavy I'm pretty sure no I think he's middle weight middle am I stronger than the guy who's malnourced from Africa Brian you can't get you can't get down at you think because he's you can't get down you think because he's shredded he's strong Well, he's very strong. He's made of iron. No, he's probably not weight room strong. Big difference. Well, Klop is...
Starting point is 00:46:00 Freak. I've never seen anybody like him. Born like that. Six-six. I think he's a legit six-six. Right? It's like pure trash. Look at him.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Look at him. Way bigger than you. He's built like Superman. It's enormous. His legs and ass. He's built like Mr. Incredible before he retired. His vertical. Yeah, he really is.
Starting point is 00:46:20 He's built like Mr. Incredible before he retired. He really is. I remember the first time I met him. Look at him. Look at him. That's you at your peak and look at him. Just fucking not really lifting, not eating specifically, just that guy. He eats Dunkin' Donuts every day.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Unbelievable. And fast and can jump high and do all of it. So he ran a four or five in the 40 at 261 pounds. That's so stupid. That's a true Viking. Freak. Dude, I remember. I'm seeing him in the car with you.
Starting point is 00:46:51 And I was like, I just met him. And I was like, what in the fuck is going on? But then also remember, there's a ton of guys like Klopp in college football in the NFL. I wouldn't say a ton, Bob. There's a good amount. Still say he's a freak. Even in the NFL. I'm telling you, there's freaks.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Yes. You guys don't realize. I do. At LSU, SEC, there's freaks walking everywhere in America. Everyone wants to glaze Dagestan. And I know you see a shredded dude from Africa. we run fucking circles around all those countries when it comes to real sports.
Starting point is 00:47:24 You got some real big boys. I mean, Miles Garrett. Bosa? You fucking joking me? The Bosa brothers are you going to get Aaron Donald, Miles Garrett? Are you fucking cheating me? You know how much more athletic there
Starting point is 00:47:38 than Frances Sangano? That might be also because they played sports for longer and came up in the States. If you had Francis who grew up here, he'd probably be the same way. Maybe pretty fucking stiff. Miles Garrett's not stiff. Very athletic.
Starting point is 00:47:54 A little stiff. Look at that. Look at that. Who's homeboy in the middle? I don't know. That's a guy from Ole Miss. You know, he's got, he's wearing, he's wearing Batman's suit. This guy from Old Miss.
Starting point is 00:48:10 He's a receiver, D.K. Matcalfe. Oh, that's D.K. Yes. Okay, yeah. D.K. is a freak. Yeah, Bost is a freak. 64-266. What is, what is, what is, what is he's a freak?
Starting point is 00:48:20 are you talking about? Lean. To Sequin. Is he shorter? Remember I saw him? I didn't know he was. I go, dude, because he said hi to you. I go, look at his legs.
Starting point is 00:48:32 You go, oh, you don't know who that is. And he just won the high. 65-263. Damn, this guy's. What are you talking about? Nick Chubb. Derek Henry. You go back to Nick Chubb.
Starting point is 00:48:52 He did an interview recently how you say it how he's got, don't you're wrong. He's made a lot of money. great player but he was saying how the sacrifices to be the best at running back his personal life is a he's like it's so lonely he's like i have no relationships because i have no love because why football he's like i married football and now i'm whatever 30 he's like i don't really sucks yeah you might be able to find it chin i want to see nick chubb talks about um like basically life like you with all the
Starting point is 00:49:25 sacrifice he made you know i want to we'll talk about stalone in a second he's retired now yeah this isn't it look it up on like um instagram chisdhs jac jones jacques isn't going to have a feature on it what's the best way of what it takes right nick chubb choosing football or everything is it just because he's training all the time watching tape it's just a full-time job it's just a lot man it's what it requires to be the best, it's just a fucking lot. Like, it's a lonely word. Like, even the pitcher who just retired, oh, what's his fucking name? For the Detroit Tigers. Freak.
Starting point is 00:50:09 Look, I mean, Roger Clemens was the same way. No, there's a million examples, but... Cherry Rice? No, no, you can, please quit naming really good athletes. No, he... But they were, like, singular. No, buddy was the same way boring.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Who's the guy that just retired from the Detroit Tigers chin? Baseball. God, I would someone in here new fucking sports. Jesus Christ. It's like to be hanging out with two fucking females in here. Nothing from who? From who?
Starting point is 00:50:36 The best bitch of all fucking time. I can't get a little help. Oh, a little fucking help. I know it is. I know. He married fucking Kate Upton for God's sakes. Somebody grow a fucking peer in here
Starting point is 00:50:45 and give me some help, huh? You want Tussie Eagles, Jersey on for fuck's sake and some lipstick. God. Damn it. Hold on. Just take it easy. God, nothing from any will, just give me a second.
Starting point is 00:50:58 God. Oh, there's. Tyler he probably knows hold on hold on Tyler give me an answer hold on it's from the Detroit
Starting point is 00:51:06 Kate Upton for fuck sakes just put it in it's all over the internet can someone please be under the age of six in here be current with shit hold on that's a specific thing man this is this was the spot of
Starting point is 00:51:20 Justin Verlander Justin Verlander God there it is Justin Justin Verlander nobody is aware he retired this weekend his daughter ran out to the mound to take him off the mound for the last time. No one is familiar with this event.
Starting point is 00:51:34 I got to see that. Let me see that. Do you want to see it for the first time? What are you playing grab ass in Alabama? You missed all this? I missed it. I didn't miss the guy who hit three home runs at his first at bat in the majors. That was incredible.
Starting point is 00:51:49 It was weeks ago. Oh, this is so great. Yeah, yeah. That makes me a little emotional. Oh, that's so cool. The greatest to ever do it. Wow. Last time on the mound.
Starting point is 00:52:06 He looks older. He's retiring. I know about how old is he? He's 40. He's been pitching since he was five. He was talking about it. He's like, I've been playing baseball since I was five.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Made all the money. One of the best to ever do it. But the point of all this is not to educate you guys on. I fucking love it. Keep that going. Keep it gone. I love it.
Starting point is 00:52:25 You just saw it for the first time. Yeah, I love it so much. man dude but the point of all this for the listeners who can't see this is he his retirement speech would you probably can find chin but he talks about all the sacrifices he made he's like i missed her first day of school i mean he's like it's just what it takes to be this successful at a professional sport he's like i i missed her first days at school i miss this i miss this and he's like it's just what it took's what it took no no no no go to where he's talking to Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Yep. Justin Rolander has had an amazing career fishing for 21 seasons, 14 of those with the Detroit Tigers. In that time, he's won three Cy Young Awards. Just go to the real one, Chin, and an M.
Starting point is 00:53:16 Scroll down? He didn't see his... No, no, no. See when he's in the shirt after the game? Not like the real one. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I mean, honestly, it's made it kind of easy. Here I am. If you all start breaking, I haven't been able to pitch. for one start, you know, it's hard to go to the start. So this thing's certainly well for a while. It's time to go.
Starting point is 00:54:00 Great run. But yeah, it wasn't that hard. And especially because it wasn't so a problem, I think I don't think about things. I mean, honestly, that's not it. But he was in that shirt.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Well, it is, it is that thing. Did you see this Stallone thing? I here it is. I was five years old. Since he's five. I gave everything for this. I, I, I, I left home.
Starting point is 00:54:33 She's in school and I wasn't there. It's just a level of commitment it takes to be great at something, you know? Yep. And I hope she understands. She means the world to me. My family means the world to me. And I'm just so happy that it's, I mean, I'm happy that I get the opportunity now to make up for lost time.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Yep. Yeah, man. Fuck, yeah. She's still very young. So they have like. Yeah, she seems like she may be eight. eat yeah but i get it anytime you want to be good at something like tom brady's the best and he's like that was a shit dad he's like that was a terrible dad i'm just not there i'm literally married to the game
Starting point is 00:55:24 yeah married to the game actors are like that they just disappear forever like if you if you're if you're a director or you're an actor and really successful you'll be gone most of your kid's life you know it might even be true about stand up man you're on the road all the time you're missing everything. I don't see how stand up like a touring stand up. I don't see how you can do it. It's really hard. I did it my I did it for so long. Had such a great run you know, but I miss so much of my kids life.
Starting point is 00:55:55 That's what I'm saying. Something has to give. I have so much guilt about it. Some has to give. Yeah, I have a lot of guilt. There's no he can be present and then tour full time. I was literally impossible. Back in the day. I know. Remember I'd be gone from a Wednesday to fucking Monday. And you know, and I just, yeah, I miss so many birthdays and I missed everything. Well, now's the time to. Yeah, and I do, but.
Starting point is 00:56:24 Dude, Tom Brady, as a commentator, is so fucking great because you can tell he's one of the boys and he's intense. So last week when there was a good pass, he goes, look at that fucking rocket down the sideline. He forgets he's, you're on Fox. Oh, is that what he said? Like, that was a fucking rocket. But he's just so passionate about football. He's great. He's really, I really like him as a commentator.
Starting point is 00:56:44 He's really coming to his own. No, he's amazing. Yeah. He knows the game so fucking well. Yeah. Like Stallone was talking about how he got obsessed, and it's different, by the way, because I want to get your take on this. So athletes.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Yeah, I saw his thing. You know, and he was bulimic, I guess. Well, he got so obsessed with looking a certain way. Yeah. And he's like, also, you can't do it without help. He's like steroids. It's just what I did. But I would, I would.
Starting point is 00:57:10 I would say there's a little bit of a different thing. I love him. I think he's awesome. Well, he was comparing himself to a professional. Well, with professional sports, like you're a football player, baseball player,
Starting point is 00:57:19 the amount of training it takes. With acting, he could have been a little less shredded and still been what he was, but that's probably what made him great. Yeah, it did. His intensity is what makes him...
Starting point is 00:57:31 Yeah, that's what separates. There's a million actors, but he's willing to do shit. Nobody does want to do. I talked about his surgeries, man. That guy did all his stunts.
Starting point is 00:57:39 He'd be on a fucking horse. he's an expert horseback rider and did all that show i didn't know his son passed away i didn't i always forget that because he's got a very good the one thing i really admire about stalone and his wife jennifer they're good parents they're such good parents and the daughters turn out great the daughters the best the daughters are girls from they feel like girls from jersey they're like my wife yeah and and and they're so grounded and that dude because because he and his wife all they care about is those kids like he works and all that but like he's so involved he's got a sense of humor and he's i was so i really admired how he was but i forgot he had a son who passed away he had a heart condition they didn't
Starting point is 00:58:15 they went on diagnosed and very similar what happened a football player out here now was the son from another yeah okay that's right and did the son live with him but did the son have issues no they did it just it was just an undiagnosed heart condition wow sasha sack sack man he was 36 Holy shit. That must have been hellish. Terrible, right? Wow. I always forget he died.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Coronary artery disease. No drugs detected, other than hydrocodone, which is lichen. How terrible is that? Has Stallone ever talked about it? He did in that interview. He did. That's how I found out. If you watch that interview, he sits down and she goes,
Starting point is 00:59:22 she goes, and I know it's a tough subject. I'm so sorry, you had a son who passed away. He was, yep. He never saw it coming, came out of nowhere. And he goes, then my father, a lot of time, very cold. He calls me, goes, he's gone. He's, what the fuck you're talking about? He's gone. He's gone.
Starting point is 00:59:35 He's gone. Click. Who said that, too? He said that, too? His father-in-law at the time. He was a doctor. He was like, he was very cold. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:48 I'm informed with strategy. What was he very much in, in his son's life, I think? They worked together. Yeah. Yeah. Terrible. That's crazy that you have coronary artery disease, just a genetic thing, I guess.
Starting point is 01:00:09 That's deep pain, bro. Complex close, you know, it's strange. Yeah. Demands of Hollywood. Yeah, that would be tough. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Anyone that's figured it out.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Yeah, but he figured it out to a large extent, man. He's a great dad. That family's tight. Yeah, they seem tight now. So down to earth. Great girls. just great like there's one
Starting point is 01:00:39 he's probably older so probably slow down but when you're like in the midst of the run he's slowed down that's what I'm saying like he also his wife is like I doubt
Starting point is 01:00:46 I doubt he's a great dad when he's making Rocky one two all the fucking tenor and cash like you don't want to but that that woman was she was raised on a farm so she's got that farm
Starting point is 01:00:56 discipline takes care of herself like she's in insane shape I think when I met her she was probably 50 maybe you know and just looked unbelievable his current wife Yeah, Jennifer.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Yeah, she's cool. Good human being. Yeah, she's a good, gorgeous, tall and, you know. Super tall. Look at him. He's the best. Is that her young? He's had such a great run.
Starting point is 01:01:32 And how old is he now? He's 80, I think, right? Jesus. Yeah, might be older. Anthony Hopkins is 88. Hopkins is 88? Yeah, my mother turns 86. in this weekend.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Happy birthday. Flying to New York on Friday. For your mom's birthday? Have dinner with her. I thought Anthony was older for some reason. Anthony Hopkins? Bay 8's there. I thought he's 110.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Yeah, he seems like he's very, very old. He's really old now, though. I listen to him talking. I was like, wow. Yeah, man, that comes quick. It's a bummer. All right, what else you got, Jen? Demmy's born in 1936.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Great run. Oh, yeah, one of the best. 88 years old. OB this Saturday, the fight is on. You got a terrible main event, but the rest of the card is tasty. Fire, as the kids say. Yep, and wherever you're watching, Draft Kings bring you closer to the MMA action.
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Starting point is 01:03:56 On Pluto TV Stream now Pay Never We talked about Sunny Austin or hosting Last week How she said she was a holdout It comes out
Starting point is 01:04:04 She's made it up She wasn't in the holdout She still Somebody else Apparently she still claims That she was a holdout She wasn't Yeah no
Starting point is 01:04:10 The jury came out And was like No you weren't They looked at old Articles And they referred to other people that had been there and they said that she wasn't it was a it was a guy that was there she also sold all you know she writes books of course she writes uh romance novels and she sold her likeness
Starting point is 01:04:26 to to to an ai company for how much i don't know but a lot i mean you might as well yeah it was a cannibal killer that guy yeah but the guy's like a homeless dude yeah he wanted to stay there i remember the story no no the the the holdout juror yeah okay oh oh oh oh yeah the holdout jurors apparently some homeless dude he just wanted to keep the case going because he got free meals and $15 a day or something like that well yeah she's a weird view much i don't find them there's not much i agree with it's like people like to hate watch it i think that's why it's popular they're just not very thoughtful for the most part sunny hibson's like uh she's a lawyer she's kind of hot like i can see like she's the kind of woman that would like she's good looking and she's smart i think maybe when
Starting point is 01:05:21 she was younger she was probably yeah she was i guarantee she was a fucking dime piece she's she's she's one of those you if you followed her when she was younger she was just one of those people that was not going to lose she was going to she was going to get hers and that does not look like her no it doesn't you know what plastic surgery is a powerful thing it has to be but look she's hot she's smart she's all that she's a cussie she sucked but look at her that does not look like her like her at all let me see her there there which one you know where she's up there with her hair all curly and shit right there in the white dress yeah there you go yeah well let's listen listen lighting but didn't she know we could find out she that's the thing she's still holding onto it dude you're on fucking
Starting point is 01:06:11 good morning america where the fuck she's on the view you don't think people can easily look into this? People get... That's like you saying I was in the godfather, me going, okay, all I got to do is go over my phone and go, Brian, count, godfather. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Does she really not think anybody was going to be able to fucking find that? Yeah. I think people just say things. I get a hold of her accountable, Brian. She's on the national TV. I agree. I mean, I think it's...
Starting point is 01:06:39 I totally agree. She's lying, dude. To make herself look better. Yeah. To relate to the subject. If you do that on TV, how often you do that in your private life? Oh, I bet she sucks at home.
Starting point is 01:06:52 God. You imagine living with that? There are people that I just generally disagree with constantly across the board. She's probably one of them, I think. So he wasn't homeless, but he was unemployed. Unemployed, $15 an end, three free meals. Yeah, here's the holdout because he just wanted the food and housing. The other jurors were like, no, you weren't.
Starting point is 01:07:14 No, you're not. What else you got? Jen, she sucks. But I guess they get ratings, so they leave it on the air, but I don't know what else they're going to do. All right, so this girl, she's not popular here, but she's very popular in Europe. There's an SNL version, or a Europe SNL version,
Starting point is 01:07:35 and this is her monologue. I've done so many interviews with people like Idris Elba, Cher, and even a world-famous red-headed puppet with a hand-up his ass telling him what to say. No, the other one. That's funny. That's a good joke. That's really funny.
Starting point is 01:07:55 But the thing is, like, he was nice enough to be on hit her show. Everybody likes to fucking jump on the band. That's a good joke, though. He's being forced to say this shit. It's hilarious. Yeah, he did read off a damn thing. Everybody's going to, yeah, that's funny. And so this is the cousin we talked about before at Sharon's cousin.
Starting point is 01:08:11 He looks like he's doing well. And Pierce Morgan pretty much comes out of the way you guys would have probably come out. Pierce Morgan is my favorite. And stop attacking me saying I'm jealous because I do not want to have anything you have. Why should they leave you alone if you're attacking him all the time? Because there's nothing to do with them. They're attacking him. They don't like you.
Starting point is 01:08:30 He's a coward. Why doesn't he respond to me calling him a coward? Does that make him a coward? Maybe he just want to talk to a cousin who calls him a coward in public. Well, that's a coward then. That's a classic, you know? He's a coward and he kind of goes behind the scenes. What's been your biggest hit?
Starting point is 01:08:45 Raise him up. With him. Number one. Can you sing a bit of it? No. Why not? So I'm a rapper, not a singer. Can you rap a bit of it?
Starting point is 01:08:52 When I first started this rapping shit, I felt pressure from haters, became invaded with sadists, and just developed a hater radar made for the stars, kept my grind in the dark, then appeared with a remedy, kicking runs with a melody, Hennessy, shots and all these falls on the block, who said, you've got to be a gangster now to race to the top.
Starting point is 01:09:08 He copied that and took it off me. Oh, yeah. Ten years on stage. Yeah, Ed Shearin needed you. You can have a look at every single, tell your fans to leave me a look. There's a billion views with it. And the only reason I didn't take it down unless.
Starting point is 01:09:22 me TV is our respect for Jamal and his dad Patrick begged me not to. So that's why so he stole that. He needed you to be famous. Listen to this fucking idiot. Does Pierce put back here? Does Pierce get into him? Can I be honest man? I like
Starting point is 01:09:38 Ed Shearhan's music. I don't know, so that's just the difference. I interviewed him once for CNN. I like his music and what you just did to me is illustrate why he's a global superstar and you're not. But he he wrapped exactly the
Starting point is 01:09:52 Not like that, he didn't. He did it worse. Really? Yeah, there's no beat, there's no performance. You think you're more talented than he is? It rapping, most certainly, and writing. Really? Yeah, I do, I do.
Starting point is 01:10:04 You ever watch The Office? You're going to say, I'm the David Brent of music. A bit, yeah. Yeah, I think you're a bit silly yourself. Really? Yeah, I think you're a bit immature, and you're just trying to poke me, and I don't care what you have to say. I'm just here to speak the truth on your platform.
Starting point is 01:10:20 And it is your platform, I respect that. I like your show. I do like you. There's a view, but I think you're just a bit of a coward to not even agree with anything I said. Is everyone a coward who doesn't agree with it? No, just you and Ed.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Just me and Ed? On this subject. Two cowards? I believe so, yeah. I believe that you... Two rich cowards. ...with other things where you've outspoken that people think you're a coward.
Starting point is 01:10:41 A lot of people think you're a coward. Really? Yeah, I think you're a coward now for not speaking up and saying such a stupid thing about it shows why Ed's a big superstar and I'm not. That's pathetic. I think it does.
Starting point is 01:10:51 It's an honest opinion. You're all about honest opinions. Okay. Until you don't like them. Yeah. I think you have... You love an honest opinion until you don't like it. Yeah, Pierce.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Yes, Pierce. That's what he does. That guy's a fucking zero. He's just a zero. Yeah, you know, Ed Shearin took my rap. Ed Shearin doesn't need you, bro. He helped him out. Just like he helped that girl out.
Starting point is 01:11:13 The reason that got a billion views, dummy, is because Ed Shearin's on it. Like, people are so delusional. That guy is such a... mess. He's just the shithead in the family. But also, we've seen this before, even at a low level, but what else is that guy going to do? I mean, yeah, what else are you going to do? It's people just get a thing and they just, the only thing they can do is hate. This is the only way you can get attention. Good luck. Like what else is he going to do? It's going to run dry. It never works.
Starting point is 01:11:41 No, we've dealt with it. It's like, okay. It never works out. What do you, what, you have nothing else to do? They're like, no, I don't. He's a coward. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's a shoo. Ed, He's a guy who didn't want to get political and got pulled into it. And Ed Chan, he's making millions, sound out arenas, while this guy's going on Pierce Morgan. Like, if you look at how many tickets, dude. And I've listened to some of his music. He's good. He's not good.
Starting point is 01:12:04 He's so talented. Yeah. Like, you're like, oh, Jesus, you're, you don't become a global superstar like that without being, like, he can write a song, man. What does you got, Jen? Okay, this is older, but it's starting to make the rounds again. This story, have you heard the story about this older Asian guy shooting this couple because of dog shit. God damn.
Starting point is 01:12:24 That Asian girl shot the... No, no, the Asian dude. That's a guy. Oh. So that's his neighbors. That was like, I think, above him. And there's dog shit. They never threw it away.
Starting point is 01:12:34 They just kept throwing away on their balcony. So he shot them. And most people will be like, that's fucking crazy. And then they look at their balcony. Oh my. They would just keep throwing shit on his balcony. And it was just like, they would, you know, take a water hose and just like let it go. The urine, the feces, all of it would drop on his.
Starting point is 01:12:49 And it would just float down to his thing. Yeah. Oh my God. so finally he was like all right fuck this yeah well it's pretty disgusting man like this comment they sound like the biggest assholes i said damn dude overdog shit then i went to the picture was like oh i get it that's what we did he killed both of them or just shot him uh killed right yeah since the life in prison man i mean i'm kind of with the asian dude i can't have this man but probably shouldn't shot him killed him no of course not apparently killed her and him both is uh
Starting point is 01:13:23 and the guy tried to run too Okay, gotcha. I think he just killed the boyfriend. Although that's just so fucked up. That's got to be illegal. Oh, killed her. Oh, no. Never mind.
Starting point is 01:13:36 He that's also got to be illegal and all that. He grabbed a gun and Faley shot the 31-year-old neighbor while she was on her balcony. He then went upstairs and Faley shot her boyfriend. Yeah. Murdered too. Can't have that. That's just that. Can you imagine living?
Starting point is 01:13:50 I would just, oh my God. Yeah, but those people who were doing that were the biggest shit heads in the world. Of course. That's what I'm saying. die over. You don't deserve to die. No. Move out.
Starting point is 01:13:58 All the cops and talk about the, you know. He's probably 75 and he's like, no, I'm not dealing with the apartment. It looks like. No, the maintenance can't help out. Oh. So this is Willem Defoe. He did a photo shoot. And of course, this is controversial, right?
Starting point is 01:14:14 Well, yeah. Oh, Jesus. But it's not getting a lot of hate. Oh, that's interesting. It's like the art, artistry or anything else. It's pretty wild. That's really wild. The other ones I hate.
Starting point is 01:14:28 That one's crazy. Yeah. And someone said, you know, this is obviously edited because the fingers wouldn't point that way. Oh, so that's fake. Yeah. I mean, the picture, you know, it's not really doing it. They'd be very tough to do. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Here's another one I thought was interesting. This is her pretty much generally saying the people that are always complaining about our country. She doesn't fuck around. No, no. So this is what she says exactly. She's so rich. Oh, yeah. Everyone says she's like one of the richest women.
Starting point is 01:14:58 Yeah, balling. It's been good to me. I think that it's the greatest country in the world. If you don't like this country, go somewhere else. Don't come to the greatest country in the world, the most successful country in the world, and say, I want to change it. There are other countries that are there something else that you want. Go there. I consider America my...
Starting point is 01:15:24 Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. I'm right with her on that. How come it's all these people that? that have like made something of themselves. What do you mean? You have academics in college who's, who live behind very expensive walls. Oh, that complain.
Starting point is 01:15:39 They're the most elite people in the world. Try paying for college. See what, how, how, the kind of debt you get into. It's over $100,000 a year. And see if it's worth it. And see if it's worth it. So they sit behind these really expensive walls and, uh, and it's a country club and teach things like,
Starting point is 01:15:56 you know, gender studies, my pants, chin. All right, let's just, uh, Okay, so first of all, just to close this all off, Ed Shearne had to cancel his tour, the upcoming one, because of some weather issues. Also, he can't find people to play on his, you know. Well, a lot of people actually. No, he had people playing. I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:16:15 I'm sure. Oh, yeah. People like I'll play. Maclemore announced now he's having a free Palestine tour, but people are pointing out that he's not doing it any place that has, like, you know, majority Muslim population in him. Yeah, because he's always in a safe area. He sings all those gay songs, too. You ain't going to have it out there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:31 So they're like, yeah, he's got balls to say it, but he doesn't, you know. Listen, to your point, it was also like, how can I get some attention? Dude, without a doubt, that was it. That's what I hated about him. I mean, you can feel very deeply for the Palestinians. You can be outraged by it. But also he's, he's going about it. Whenever I see this and I'm like, okay, here goes the tour.
Starting point is 01:16:51 I'm always like, you're all so pretty. It's a concert. I want to hear music, you know? I've been in the business a long time. We've seen it. All right, be where you're going to be? I will be in Naples, Florida, November 13, 14.
Starting point is 01:17:05 Oh, you got all of October off, buddy? I got all of that off. All right, kids. This is the final kid. We're out.

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