The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Lost Himself at a Diddy Party | TFATK Ep. 1029

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

Bryan and Brendan talk Sanaz's experiences at Disneyland, if the guys were ever in "swinger" type situations, Bryan attending the upcoming UFC 307 fights live and a breakdown of the fights, Bryan being fooled by a Justin Bieber song about P. Diddy, Zoom call mishaps, Bryan's mural in Belfast and much more! True Classic - Fall is here. It’s time to step up your game. Right now, you can unlock big savings when you bundle packs. Just go to my exclusive link https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER #sponsored JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby I'm eating a Mars bar Oh you got from Sinaz She goes, here's a bag of candy I reach into the bag And I come up with a bag of carrots

That's rude Baby carrots You went to Halloween nights at Disney? Yeah, their Oogie Boogie Bash last night. Is it only one night? No, they do it like I random weeknights, I believe they shut down like California Adventure early at 6 and then it's the Oogie Boogie Bash. So it's a separated event. B, have you been to Disney when they do the Halloween night? I know. The Haunted Mansion? Nope.

You've had kids way too long not to go to Halloween night well Usually their places in Santa Monica and stuff. No, hey, no Disney's special on Halloween Disney's a woke piece of shit. It's too crowded, but The Halloween especially the haunted mansion. Oh, dude. It's great. You wait in a long line No, no enough to get fast pass, there's ways to figure, you know, there's things you can do. Okay. The good thing about this one, like the

Oogie Boogie one, it's a separate ticketed event. Like I have a magic key, right? So I can go, but this one you have to spend another. You have a magic key. Yeah, that's what it's called. What is that? Annual pass.

You buy them, you go to Disneyland a lot? I go like once a week. That's a ton. That's 52 times a year. Hold on. You go to Disneyland a lot? I go like once a week. That's a ton. That's 52 times a year. Hold on. You go to Disneyland once a week? Yeah. Joanne used to go damn near once a week when Tiger was young. So you have a pass.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she's a pass. And you go once a week. Yeah. By herself. Because you like to just, it's a beautiful place. Sometimes I'm by myself. It's magical.

It's beautiful. Yeah. So it makes you feel like you're in a magic land. Yeah. Is that why you go? Yeah, I mean I've always loved Disney and you go there, you kind of escape reality. Everybody's in shape, good food.

What do you do when you go there? This is fascinating. Am I by myself or am I with people? By yourself. You're by yourself and what day are you going? You know sometimes like Monday. I left here, I drove back home and on the way I was like, I'm going to stop for dinner at Disney.

And I stopped and got a reservation real quick and went into Disney. Where do you eat? Different places. Food is okay. The restaurants? Yeah, sometimes. They have that one Italian place, but the restaurants aren't great. Are you talking at DCA or Disney?

Disney. So Disney, the Carnation Cafe is really good. And then there's one in New Orleans that's really good. They have like a braised short rib there. That's all right. I mean. The restaurants aren't great. Like you wouldn't go to Disney for the restaurants.

No. Now Disney, the walkway there, they have some restaurants, but they have like bubble gums, right? Right. But you'll go there, you can make a rezo. What does it cost to get into Disneyland? So they do dynamic pricing. Right, but you'll go there, you can make a rezo. What does it cost to get into Disneyland? So they do dynamic pricing.

I know that to go like this Friday, it's 250 for a park hopper ticket. Four kids, you're looking at a grand. So you'll go though. But she has season pass, so she probably paid 600? 1650 for the year. For the year. 1,650? Yeah. So then for the year. For the year. 1650.

Yeah. So then now you can just walk in anytime. So you have to make a reservation. You have to make sure the day is open. Post COVID, this is their rule. Yeah. So I make a reservation and I go. So I went on with my family, a very high end cruise.

Some of the best food I've ever had. Disney cruise? Nope. So this is, so it's some of the best food I've had. It's expensive. We're there with a very, very wealthy, we meet a very wealthy Mexican family. Very, you know, like political family, very rich. And you can tell very classy, very smart. But Mexican.

Yeah. Like Mexican, like, that's a very classist society in there. Yeah. Very tough. Yep. And the woman says, the only cruise that's more luxurious than this with better food, like the, that's a very classist society in there. Yeah. Very top. Yeah. And the woman says, uh, the only cruise that's more luxurious than this with better food is the Disney cruise.

And I look at her, this is a woman who knows the difference and we're eating. That's probably like to be like, go to Disney and when you have the celebrity pass, which I've done once, I didn't have to pay for where you, they take you behind, like there's different tunnels behind that. Your meals are different. Yeah. You're doing, you don't wait in line. You can always may rise. You want it's so expensive. Yeah. So they're probably doing that on the cruise is the regular cruise. Right. So the Disney cruise are like, we'll take care of your kids. They'll be occupied all day. And now the adults have this state of the art cruise for yourselves and their swing is best food well I like where your heads at like where your heads at cuz if you're in the high seas sounds like these max scenes had sex to

Goofy movie now. I don't know about that, but I like where your heads at I like the idea of swinging Oh, you told me off there. He had anal the Little Mermaid. I I didn't say that Yeah, I didn't say that and my wife's not into that whole scene now. Which was? The swing Disney scene. She's not into that. I mean, look, I don't know, but I am pretty sure. Toss a red wig on, you're Ariel.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not. Tangled. Right. I mean. Your hair's tied to my cock. Maybe if Adrian Peterson was involved, you know, I don't know, but other than that, you know, there are some good looking men out there

that can change your wife's mind. I would imagine cruises. I is not, it's not for me. No, no. A hotel. Have you and your lady ever been in a situation where a couple kind of starts like you get swinger vibe? No, because we don't really go out. We don't go out. We went to Nobu. Like we go to dinners or something. No, because we don't really go out. We don't go out. Went to Nobu, like we'd go to dinners or something, but no. And then we were with a large group. My wife and I had that once. We were at these couples and we were like, I looked at her and I

go, are you getting, it was two couples, two other couples. I go, are you getting what I'm getting? She goes, I think I am. I think I'm getting, I'm getting very strange, huggy. We're in this. Touchy feely. Yeah, we're in this house that nobody owns. Like what's going on here? Was there flamingos outside the house? There were not.

Pineapples. Pineapples or flamingos in Colorado, I know that. It was just like, we went there for dinner. Did you suck them off? Yeah, but I mean still. Hey, can we come to Screech and Haul with your swingers story? Yeah.

When are you getting your hair done? It looks horrendous today. Does it? Yeah, today's tough. Why is today tough? It's just one of those days. It's all good. Sinaz?

I think your hair looks great. Sure, go that direction. If you want the real, if you want the real, I'm 106 and Park. Remember that? I'm slapping the face of the cold, wet black's looking up you're looking down a lot of times you're seeing the truth yeah your angle is the truth yep and hers is down and her angle is down so she's like no I like his nose hairs yeah and I'm like I see the scalp you see the copy so where we at on that? So, right? It's happening.

But what steps have you done? I gotta find a window where I'm not on the road as much. Cause how many days off do you need? You need probably a good three weeks. And you have to wear like a hat or something? Yeah, you know, maybe more. Just wear a beanie. Yeah, but on stage.

No, we're like a paper boy cap. That's your thing for three weeks. Like a dunce cap. What's up guys? For three weeks a paper boy. And it's bleeding. Sorry about the blood on my dunce cap. Not like that, right?

Remember? Yeah, bring out my nose. Yeah, you could do that for a few weeks. Come on, Rock! Yeah, do that. Alright. I don't know if you need a beanie. Just a normal baseball cap.

We'll get you a cap. We'll get you one of Tiger's baseball caps. Really? I'll do that. That's a way to go. Just wear a hat for a little bit. No one knows. Just a hat.

Maybe a cowboy hat. No, no. See now you're fucking out. A fedora? No. No, I'll wear one of the hats that Cam Newton wears because I look like him a cowboy hat. No, no, see now you're fucking. A fedora. No. No, I'll wear one of the hats that Cam Newton wears, because I look like him a little bit. Oh yeah, you guys are very similar. Yeah.

Is he, he's, he's an all American Dime Piece. He's first team Dime Piece. Yeah. Right? What is he, a good 6'5"? I have a picture of him. Yeah, he's 6'5 for sure. Yeah.

I mean, that's a hat. That's a hattie hat. Yeah, he does crazy stuff. But if you look like that, you get away with it. Homeboy can dress so well. He's a very good looking man. He's a big boy. I mean, look at him. Come on. Yeah. He gets a little outrageous.

Like when you go to the one where he looks like a canter. Oh, one sec. If you go back, he has like a scarf on. So he's 6'5". And a hell of a boy. Go down. He's 6'5". He's 6'5". Like when you go to the one where he looks like a can't earn. Oh, what's that? If you go back, he has like a scarf on. So he's a six five. And a hell of a baller.

Go down to the bottom, to the right now. Yeah, go that way. See, it's a little too much. What are we doing? You better be balling out. He's doing whatever he wants. And he was balling out for a long time. Yeah, he was MVP.

It's impressive. He holds those camps and kids always talking, he was MVP. It's impressive. He holds those camps and kids always talking shit to him now. It's so strange. And the kid's talking shit to him, he just goes, young man, young man, I was the MVP of the NFL, bud. MVP, buddy. Yeah, what are you talking about?

He's like, ain't nobody give a fuck. He's like, okay, all right. Like, I remember that, I was like, what are you talking about? Wild. What are you talking about, kid? Yeah, him and Russell Westbrook have like the same style as maybe. Yeah. Russell Westbrook is. He's out there. Yeah. So I'm in Vegas. Yeah.

He's out there. Stared at him a little too long. You're, I know you had to, you headed to Salt Lake city. I'll be in Salt Lake city. UFC. Oh boy. Okay. Oh yeah. Oh, I didn't realize that. Oh no. Hey, Hey. Interesting. You don't want one of six and park Brendan come out. I'll give you the real. Oh, oh yeah. Oh, you know what's going on. You know what's going on.

Oh, oh, hold on. No, I do know what's going on. You can say whatever you want. Go to the red one. I'm just telling you. Go to the red outfit. All red, this one? Yeah.

You can say whatever you want. I'm telling you, he's a beautiful man. He's a beautiful man. He's a phenomenal athlete, but There there is there is there's a lot of percent some stuff going on. Oh, yeah in his butt all good I don't know. I'm just saying I appreciate the man He's a nugget now. Yep. It's a disaster. There's not enough balls. There you go He is, uh, you'll never catch him in a picture with my legs crossed like that.

Now is he, will you catch him in a picture with a woman? My guess is probably not. And that's fine. He is married. He's married. So is Elton John though. He's married. So is Elton John. Okay. Okay. The high school sweetheart. He's from South Central. Is he? Yep. Phenomenal. He's special man. I wish him nothing but the sweetheart. He's from South Central. Is he? Yup. Phenomenal. He's special man. I wish him nothing but the best.

She's a, she's not a small woman. No. She's not a small woman. No. Their kids are going to be, you know, what's going on here? She's got to be without heels. She's probably six feet more than that. He's not that tall.

Yeah. He's about six, five, maybe six, four than that. He's not that tall. Yeah, he's about six, five, maybe six. No, I don't think so. Let's see. Maybe six. He's pretty tall. I saw him. He's nothing. Six, five, four. Yeah, that's on Wikipedia.

Six, three. Most places. I think he's probably six, four. Maybe this is from Long Beach. Take a little break, B. I'll tell you what, man. It's tough. Dude, your boy's in shape. It's tough to find the right clothes.

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be because that last one they did my boy dirty. I couldn't see on TV. They set you pretty far behind Jolly Rowell and Tony Hinchcliffe. But now they're not going to be in Salt Lake City. You have to pray to God John Stockton and Karl Malone don't show up because then you can back in line again. John Stockton and Karl Malone are friends with Joe? Yeah the mailman. I don't think so but either way if the mailman asks for tickets they're gonna put him in the front row. The UFC is gonna bump you out again. I'll get bumped out. Or if there's some gentleman from the, I mean that's just the pecan order,

gentleman the stars from the slap fight league show up. All the big boys, you're back in line. I'm behind slightly. Oh yeah. Big time. That's how far I've slipped. It is what it is. That's not an answer. I don't like that answer.

It is what it is. It is what it is. 106, seven really. I'll get real on you. Getting real today is getting real. It's getting real Wednesday. Getting real Wednesday. That truck, Brendan, uh, picked me up in the truck,

and I had to hang up on my wife because it was so loud. That exhaust that's coming out the side is so loud. Like it startled me. It scares you. It's not for you, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's just your car, huh? That's your truck.

Drop the kids off school in that thing. Really? Oh, they know I'm coming. Oh, they love it. They love that Big Daddy's coming in. They love it. Rolling hard. That truck's insane, one of one, but nothing gets more attention than a Hummer.

Nothing gets more attention than a Hummer? I've had Ferraris, Lambos, Porsches. Nothing gets more attention than an old school Humvee. Not even close. Really? Gosh, about 14 grand. Nothing gets more attention. Not even remotely close. Really? Gosh, about 14 grand. Nothing gets more attention. Not even remotely close.

You can't go anywhere without people stopping. Looking for a truck for my wife. Can I go Lexus? Well, they don't make trucks. Oh, I mean SUV, sorry. Oh, okay. Not a truck. She would drive a truck.

I'm not into it. She likes a big gas guzzling truck. I'm like, I'm, I have a truck. I'm like, I'm, I have a truck. I'm like, I'm, I have a truck. I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm drive a truck. I'm not into it. She likes a big gas guzzling truck.

I'm like, I have to drive that. Lexus has those, but they, you should get your wife the new Land Cruiser. The Lexus is like the upgrade of the Land Cruiser. So it's a new Land Cruiser. It's good? Yeah, they're dope. Yeah, they're dope.

Let me see. That's a truck, right? That's technically a truck. That's an SUV. That's a hybrid. Okay Well, no, no the engines like that. That's a That's a nice car. Yeah, and you recommend that? Yeah. Hell yeah for your wife. That'd be ideal They're sweet. Yeah, they're all the rage right now For like that Wow. Yeah, and they're cheaper than a Lexus. Yes. I like him better but people love the Lexus too.

Lexus has a, you know, Lexus just, uh, one's, one's fucking Sizzler and the others, Del Frisco's, you know, the same meat. I like it. I like it. Yeah. Forget what the Lexus one's called, but you dig that. But that, those are car. She loved that car. She likes that boxy look. Yeah. They, they, what the Lex one's called, but you dig that. But that those are car. She loved that car. She likes that boxy look. Yeah, they did that. Yeah, they did it right. Good for kids and all that.

Yeah. All right. Yeah, great. That's great for kids. Yeah. I'm in. I'm in. Uh, that one.

Oh, same car. Just a little fancier in the interior. Yeah, you're paying a lot more. Yeah, you're paying good Okay, about one gram more about 20. Yeah You build it right Toyota Toyota Land Cruiser. All right Yeah, look at the Land Cruiser though for your wife like I Like drives like a truck drives like an SUV SUV. They're cool though Like everyone's looking for SUVs or trucks right now There was a baseball. That's true. One of the baseball dads was too

Yeah, when you got kids and you're putting them in the car and they're small. That's what you want higher up You guys don't you guys don't like minivans? I Don't know why they don't make cool like meaty minivans in what they make so much sense yes you have any good minivans because they're part of you dies with a minivan Honda makes me know you this is the move the new Kia makes one Volkswagen's been make one a Sprinter van is what you want yeah those are dope you make you can customize those that are not cheap like a hundred something grand. Yeah.

I mean you can get them cheaper, and they can't have like off-roaded ones, you can make some cool shit with those Sprinter vans. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's looking for SUVs. Yeah, I'm gonna... Tell you what, I thought the Land Cruiser, dude. New Land Cruiser.

The Sprinter van, that's a big, big, that's big though. That's huge. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there's so much more. Yeah, but there like Tell you why I felt the Land Cruiser didn't you Land Cruiser? The Sprinter fans, that's a big big that's big though. It's huge. Yeah, but there's so much room for the kiddos The door sees the access and for us like just walking inside. We don't hit us great. Yeah, they're tall

Yeah, I love them. Yeah, absolutely love them It's really cool. Plus if this shit hits the fan you can get out of dodge You can get some media one. See how that one has like did you watch the vice presidential debate I did our boy JD Vance fucking dog walk he stepped he stepped up woman it was funny because they agreed on a lot of stuff like you know what me my wife for watching me my wife watch that and she's like this is how it should be like there's respecting there they're not talking over each other they're not sticking to the point not that sticking to points not rambling off they didn't degrade

each other they knew seems like I care about issues I want to know how you're moving our country forward I wanted to know issues I'm not interested in you attacking some and lying about this that the other thing I want to watch JD van said he's like if you win yeah shake your hand and he's like you know I'll root for you cuz I want America to do well. That's that's what I really. My wife goes why didn't he just run? I go well that's the plan. You can almost have him and Waltz run they would win. I don't think Waltz would get where the side would. Waltz wouldn't. Well Waltz is too extreme but yeah JD Vance. Well Waltz did a good job of sounding not extreme but then when you look at. You, yeah, you look at his, well, the Billy sign on abortion is wild or dude, or eight babies, tampons,

eight babies they allowed to die outside the mother in Minnesota, eight. And that's a, that is a documented fact. He's the most extreme governor. She picked the most extreme soy boy you can find. Yeah. How about, he was a football coach, that's your coach? Don't tackle too hard, fellas. Hunter, football coach, and the National Guard, all that stuff.

Went to China. Apparently he didn't. No, he did, but he wasn't there during war. His response to that was so bad. He said he was there during the Tiananmen Square. Yeah, he lied. That's not true. He's like, there's a lot of fat, you know, sometimes.

I'm a knucklehead. He's like, I'm a knucklehead, I'm a knucklehead. But we went there. I took baseball teams, football teams, dance teams. JD Vance is very smart, never gets ruffled, and his eyes are super blue. My girl goes, his eyes are insane. I was like, calm down.

She goes, if he just lost a little weight. Yeah. She goes, he loses a little weight. He is dying. Yeah. Bring up how much does he weigh? I wonder. He's a little chub chubby. He used to be chubbier though. Yeah. He's tightening up now he's on camera. If he tightened things up, you're right. He'd be, uh, But they show us weight. Yeah, they might. Loses 30 pounds. Yeah. 30 pounds. Just lift weights, bro.

Just stop fucking eating. How tall is JD Vance? He looks like a big boy, huh? Yeah hillbilly His book hillbilly elegy is very good book. They made a movie out of it. Yeah But everyone you include me a little bit When you when you when they said JD Vance is running with Trump. I've said I was said well, that's so disappointing He's not hot anymore. Is he what? Oh, wow. That's so disappointing. He's not hot anymore. Is he? What? Hold on.

Oh, wow. That's just fat guy with blue eyes. No. Yeah. Fat guy, blue eyes. Let me see what he looks like. Hold on. Well, Trump's every bit of six, four.

Yeah, that can't be real then. But he might wear those heels. Wait, what? You be careful with this. He's clearly in the ballpark of Trump. It says Vance is clearly in the ballpark of Trump. It says North. It's clear in the ballpark of Trump. We're also six feet tall. Five, seven be ridiculous. Yeah. Well, he says, well, I'm five, seven and he's definitely a lot taller than me for whatever it's worth. Uh, I'm five, six and he's at least six inches tall in me. So five,

seven seems way after me. Who could possibly imagine Google might be incorrect? Oh, he's saying that Google's incorrect. This one says he's six two. I hope to dispel this five seven rumor. JD Vance is officially six two. Okay, there he goes. Okay, back to Don. Legit, legit, legit gentleman. Because before they said five seven,

he's a short fat king. I was like, oh no. Yeah, six two. He's got keto. Six two. But when you watched the debate last night, you're like, oh,. Yeah, six not keto six to But when you watch the debate last night like oh this why Trump picked him. He's the exact opposite of Trump calculated precise Very president also a never Trumpers sticks to the point. Yeah, I was hardcore against Trump But you're like, oh Trump picked this cuz you're like, oh, this is a balance here

You have the crazy dude, then you got the legit very good get the message across. Oh, man He was good It was nice to listen to the other ones to stretch you out. It was nice to listen to Was very nervous. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's hard to lose like yeah kept nodding. Mm-hmm He got dog walked around the park Yeah, well JD Vance is of an effect. He was not ready for that. he knows his stuff he knows well you could see when they were asking him questions him like this smiling like this he can't wait to go there we go yeah you want you want the answer yeah I like his answer on January 6th I'd like to move forward

with the country you guys want to move back I'll answer your question can we move forward yeah yeah he did great. That was actually decent to watch last night. Usually the other debates I don't watch. It wasn't exhausting. I was actually following the points. The other ones are stress, yeah, man. Like Kamala Trump, you're watching like there's no way these are the two best candidates.

Well, Kamala doesn't seem like she has a command of any of the issues. At least Tim Walz and JD Vance have a command of the issues. It seems all right. To be honest, and whether you're left a command of the nation. It seems alright. To be honest, whether you're left or right, they just seem a little dumb. Like how the fuck do they make this foreign life? You watch it and you're like, God, if this one gig is to debate, how are you this bad at it? Like with Kamala Harris, I'm like, how are you this bad?

You're going to debate. Learn the other side's positions very well so that you can know what they're going to say and then you go from there. But you have to know your enemy. You know? But I don't know. It was fun to watch though. It was fun.

Finally. Yeah. That was not exhaust. Yeah, but I thought this should work. I'm not cringing. I'm going to have a magic mind. I love a magic mind. Walt's going to use one last night.

Mental performance shot everybody. Increases mental flow. We need to get Trump a freaking 12, night. Mental performance shot everybody. When he increases mental flow. When he gets Trump a fricking 12, he needs one of these mental clarity, decreases stress, helps you feel present. Should debate. Get you in flow straight, state, takes away distractions. Well, you need to take it cause you said flow straight, right?

I do. See, I wouldn't have said that. You forgot to take it. Get you into flow, gay. I mean straight. I mean, state. I want you to send it. Gets you in the flow, gay. I mean straight. I mean, yeah, straight. I want you to send us a picture where you're seated down on Saturday night.

Are you going to be sad if they put the slap fight athletes before you? Yeah. Well, get ready. Yeah. Are you going to bet on it, using DraftKings, promo code Shob? Let's talk about the card. Actually, we haven't talked about it. We talked gonna bet on it using DraftKings promo code shop? Let's talk about the card.

Actually, we haven't talked about it. We talked about it on Monday. No, we didn't. Very little, I think, with the 307. We didn't talk about it on Monday. We did? Yeah. I don't think so.

What did we say? I didn't talk about it. No, we talked more about the Paris card. Yeah, we didn't talk about Khalil Raojnari and Alex Perra. I think just vaguely, but- Let's just go through it for a sec. We talked about it, cause I talked about how rude it is, about Khalil Raundrie and Alex Perax. I think just vaguely, but- Let's just go through it for a second. Um, We talked about, cause I talked about how rude it is, Wonder Boy and Joaquin Buckley's on the prelims.

I'll give you my, my- And then you were like, oh, remember you go, OSP still doing it, huh? Remember? Yeah. Yeah. I do. I told you Jose Aldo's every bit of 47 years old. Yep, yep, yep. Joaquin Buckley, Steven Thompson. Steven is 41, I think now. 42. Yeah, Joaquin Buckley, Steven Thompson. Steven is 41, I think now. 42.

Yeah. Lachin Buckley is no joke. He, how old is Buckley? He's young. Younger cat. Yeah. And he can always pull out the wrestling card if he needs to.

Yeah. So. 30. Uh huh. Not young. That's significantly different though than 41. Oh, 12 years. Yeah.

Insane. So, uh, yeah, tough fight for Steven. But. Steven being a underdog., but Steven's last three fights have been fucking rough. Go. Yeah. He's fought the who's who.

That's how that story goes. Kevin Holland, Romans. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. We did talk about this. Yep. Talk about Kayla. Harrison.

Yeah, I, Kayla, I got in that fight against Ketlin Viera. Everyone does. But she should just be fighting for the title and she might be able to, because if someone misses weight, they'll bump Kayla up. I've not seen Dold's Roman Dold's fight. Delizze. Delizze.

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That's interesting. That's an interesting fight. I'm rooting for Kevin Holland. What do you think? I'll take Kevin Holland. Really? The Josie Otto, they gave him a tough test. Now, I'm sorry to interrupt, but is Kevin Holland and the deletia fight at 85 or 70?

85, middle weight. Yep. And Kevin is, hasn't Kevin been fighting at 70 most of his career? He's done both. Yeah. What are your, what's your thought on that? I'm rooting for Kevin, man.

Okay. And, uh, I'm not sure if I'm going for Kevin, man. Okay. And Julien Pena, Raquel Pennington, I'm going Pena. She's a big underdog. Against Raquel? Yup. Really? Yup. Better wrestler though, isn't she Pena?

No. No? Prenny Penningtonent when it comes to grappling. Um, okay. So there we have it here. Minus one 70. Pretty, I mean, Mario Bautista.

Bautista, Joe Zaldo is a fun one. Yeah. Then clearly you got Alex Pira. He's a minus 500 now. Plus three 80 on Kalil's down. Plus 380 on Kaleel's down. Like I said on Monday, it's not a terrible idea to make some bank toss a little on the other dog. He has enough power.

We can do it. Kaleel. Best striker that Pierre's fought. At Rugged. But wasn't it, wasn't there that thing about Pierre's knee was basically shot. Yeah. He's at a hundred percent now.

We've been watching him fight on one leg basically. And hopefully Alex, if Alex does win that fight hopefully he gets on the mic and calls out John Jones. That'd be a probably a mistake but I like it. Big money though. Big money. Now so you think that you it's kind of a safer bet you can put some money on Khalil because he hit so hard that big of a dog and they're both gonna strike and he hits like a Mack truck and he has a speed advantage as a dog yeah he's got a favorite I would yeah his speed advantage for sure yeah tough fight though there's a reason he's such a big dog. I don't like it's in

Salt Lake city. I'll always fuck with everybody. True. Marking Buckley, he cares a lot of muscle. Wonder Boys is for that. So there's, you gotta take some of that in consideration. That's very true. Yeah, dude. That's a, that's a big X factor. Huge. They shouldn't even do fights in.

What's that? They shouldn't do fights in Utah and Denver. Right. Well, you got to be there three weeks in advance if you really want to. Yeah, Alex's been there for a hot second. She's training in Denver. Where's Cleo Roundtree train? Here? Oh, it's Vegas. Vegas and Thailand. Syndicate MMA yeah okay yeah Pahara is not worried it's a fun card yeah I'm excited it would be the impression yeah sorry guys little dead air here as we're looking.

I'm fine. You should talk about the fights. Yeah. Talk about the fights. Uh, what do you got, Chin? Kern events. I've got a few off the top real quick. Hold on.

This one I saw this is in Canada. All right. Real quick. When do you think we'll hear P did he testify? I don't think he will testify. I don't know. Right now he's demanding to testify. He's demanding.

Yep. He wants to testify. Yep. That's a big risk. What's he going to say? I think they'll kill him before, but even if he wants, I guarantee he does before that. But, um, if he wants to, they'll definitely, uh, we won't hear for at least a year. Yeah.

It's going to be a hot second, right? I mean, the, his lawyers are building this case because the, the DA and you know, the prosecutors have been building this case for a while here, right? What happened? Were you the one who told me what happened or how it happened? Yeah. Yeah. Kim Porter and then the previous victim.

Yeah. And then another victim came out accuse him of rape I get to getting I think over a hundred now They're saying he's looking at like life in prison. Yeah, his biggest his the biggest 20 accusers. Yeah The his biggest thing 120 a new accuser including 25 who were children at the time the law says well, wait Is this also? time, the law says. Well, wait, is this also, sometimes these things can, these are crazy things because sometimes a lot of people are like, money!

You know, they're coming forward, right? Looking to... There's no money to be made. 60 male accusers, 60 female accusers. No, there is, because what you do after that, if he gets convicted, so here's the idea. Everybody jumps on because what happens is if you get convicted of any of these offenses, your chances of winning a civil trial are much higher. They know that. So what happens is you put your name in the mix. Then you go to the lawyers and say, I want to settle this. And then you get a check.

So you have to keep this in mind. You have to remember these are allegations from 1991. So this is over how many years is that? Oh, I don't know. Uh, 20, 20, 30, 35 years. Okay. So 35 years, very hard though. 120 divided by 35. So you have statute of limitations. You you got all kinds of stuff here.

So a lot of the stuff- 25 for children. We hear a lot of this stuff and it's like, I don't know. Oh no, I don't go, I don't know. I go, oh he's fucked. 100%. His lawyers are saying something else. His lawyers are going-

No, his lawyers are going, he's fucked. If there's 120, let's say 80% of them are lying. You're still fucked. Let's say 98% are lying. You're still royally fucked. What I'm saying is that you're probably going to see a lot of these accusers fall off as it comes. And get paid?

Yeah. Or it's not a case, you're putting yourself forward, but the DA's got to look at this. They've got to see what's going to stick and what's gonna stick. He's so a lot the biggest charge to trafficking Well, but also like this guy is I Mean clearly as sick as it gets like you there's not that much smoke where there isn't fire. I mean, that's crazy Jesus But some of this some of this always is a circus some of this, some of this always is a circus. Some of this is crazy. And then when you get into the nitty gritty, like everything else, all of us are talking. But when these

guys get into the nitty gritty, the lawyers, the cops, the evidence, you see a very different thing. Accusers for more than 25 states in total. We're not going to hear from him for a hot second. He'll be taken out before we hear from him. What do you mean? And you're, you're going down the road with this conspiracy stuff. We're not gonna hear from him for a hot second. He'll be taken out before we hear from him. What do you mean? And you're going down the road with this conspiracy stuff. It's not much of a conspiracy. See, a lot of lawsuits. Yeah.

Yeah, the Cassie thing. Yeah, he's screwed. So yeah, all of this is about coercion and also about, so they tried to pass a law that said if you needed money, if you really, really needed money, okay, you were coerced and that got thrown out. But there was a bill that was presented in California for that. So there's a lot of craziness going on, but it's a mess. But they will come forward and say, I was young, I was 17, 16, whatever it was, I was high. Well, if they're saying kids, it's under 16. Well, I would say this, if you hear the words from Justin Bieber's song, you just go,

If you hear the words from Justin Bieber's song, you just go, that's Justin Bieber. He was probably 15. So you know. Which song are you talking about? Did you hear the words? Oh, I love it. I called it.

I called it. I said, Brian B. Dumb enough to fall for this. Oh no! No. No, I didn't fall for this. You're so fucking old, dude. Lost myself at a ditty party, did it for a Ferrari Oh no! No. No I didn't fall for this. You're so fucking old dude. Lost myself at a Diddy party. Yes dude, that's AI. You're fucking... Dude. We watched on Goldeneye and I went, I bet Brian would fall for something like this. Shit! Yeah, Justin

Bieber made a Diddy song and Conor McGregor star in Popeye you old fuck That's my diddy and myself at a diddy party Justin Bieber. This is why they do it because I see I go I can't believe that was real. I did a little stupid, right? I thought we're talking about. Oh, yeah, but that's why you go Fouturn to God is all sad. No one's talking about You because you read the comments and stuff. So he wasn't so he wasn't You you could you read the comments and stuff so he wasn't so he wasn't He didn't ever made that song. He didn't do a diddy. No, he did but he didn't make that song. Okay But was there anything about diddy and him? No, that's going well He took a back like long time ago. Remember he was with them

You're sold. It just happens. I'm just old. It's like my dad watches CNN. He's You're just old. It just happens. I'm just old. It's like my dad watches CNN and he's like, you're just the oldest. God, I got a God. I got God. But that's why they do it. I saw it on two Instagram reads.

Yeah, yeah. And that's real to you. You're like a teenage chick. There we go. There we go though. Whoa. That was a weird video. That's a weird one, yeah.

What is that? Him saying like, we're going to turn it up now. That was a weird video. That's the weird one. Yeah. What is that? Him saying like, we're going to turn it up now. He's under my supervision for the next two weeks or something. Yeah. I think it was fine. I don't think anything happened. Yeah.

That's all right, man. You just, you just never addressed. Hey, no, you're a fossil. That's what happened. You're a fossil. It's all happened. You're a fossil. It's alright. Okay. Alright, so I'm going to be driving this next year. Yeah, yeah. The keys is yours. Right now he's having 48 hours with Diddy, him and his boy. He's such a sweet kid. What a sweet kid. Like, you know, where we hanging out and what we doing, we can't really disclose.

But it's definitely. Hey, what parents like to have fun with Diddy? I mean, you don't know, right? You don't think. Oh, no, you do think. Well, no, because you. If any celebrity in this world is like, okay, I'm gonna take tiger for 48 hours

What I know you're not and do what? I'm sorry and do what yeah. No, absolutely not. Yeah all these parents have take some responsibility the Michael Jackson shit Well, we don't know if anything happened there, right? It doesn't matter. We have any inkling Unless Justin Bieber comes out and says something probably no, I don't think he I don't think he'd want yeah But if something did or you the kid's clearly damaged, he's gone through some shit, your parents, where you at, man? He has a shitty dad.

Well, he's pretty fucking amazing, and he's done pretty well. So it's a problem most people would have to have. I'm not talking about molestation, I'm talking about, it's lonely, it's tough, but start him. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, but I don't think I think the squeeze Yeah

Not yet. If Pete did he showed up to my fucking house before all this like hey, are you cool? We take talking about some 48 hours. I'm like, no, you're fucking mine. Yeah and do what you fucking pedophile Yeah, what are you talking about? How are the parents like yeah be cool? No one goes I wonder what they're doing it what they were they cutting the song I think they're working together on music hey fossil don't say cutting a song were they cutting an LP even if I don't know what LP means what does LP mean uh fuck I remember this like long plays something I forgot but it's something they don't use anymore you know are they making an a track

together they're making a record? Don't call me a fossil. Shut up, fossil. No, I'm fucking not a fossil. No, I'm young. Have you heard that new Bieber song? Shut up, I fell off the AI. Dude, how about Connor Crush?

Long play. He's in Popeye. You know what you are? You're just on the internet too much, bud. I'm not on the internet too much. I just saw that. Twice, you said you said I was like Oh twice

That AI shit is good. It's not though. It's so obvious sound like his voice. Yeah, it's The guy was going like this They were all reacting to it That's how much effort you put into it Yeah, I'll give it to bri though with auto tune tune, it just sound like it was, you know, it could be legit. Sure. Could have been.

Yeah. Oh yeah. And those fake ads that they do about Rogan sound like Rogan. But anyone with a fucking brain goes, oh, it's not Rogan. It's just something's just a little off. It sounds a little off. Not that. I don't think that song was off.

No. Yeah. I don't think the song sounded like him. You can defend it. That's fine. I mean, I don't really listen to it. 99% of the world goes, ah, it's not real. I don't think so.

I think people got caught on that. No, I think you got caught again, buddy. Just like the Popeye video. That was so bad. It's all good, baby. That's why they do it. No, I think that's a legit. You wanna just hear it right now,

then just go for it. Listen. I was in it for a new it. Yeah, that's it. This is it. See what I'm saying? Come on. That sounds like him. I don't know him, but that sounds like Bieber.

It's definitely not, but it slaps. And here's the other thing you gotta realize. So those videos have like 11,000 views and stuff. So Bieber does like millions. No, I didn't see the video. Yeah, whatever. No, I didn't see the video. Yeah, whatever. No, I didn't see the video. I saw guys, I saw guys on, yeah. And that's how you know it's also fake. Playing in their car. That's how you know it's also fake.

Why? There are a lot of reaction videos to stuff that's not fake. To stupid stuff. So the guy was like this. The guy was in the car going, and it says, I finally figured this out. So I was like, you know, I'm just skimming. So you see that and you're like, alright, that sounds like Justin Bieber And I also heard from a lot of people saying that there was a lot of shit that he was Traumatized about with the music industry sure and yeah, yeah, they got you man. That's how it goes, baby Well other fossil but other people were talking no, but I know but I know a lot of people that were talking about it So no nobody under 40.

Ah, that's not true. That's not true. I heard people talking about the fact that Justin Bieber. Now we say I heard people. A lot of people, like talking about, so they were talking about the Diddy thing. Then they were talking about how the music industry is corrupt.

Then they would then of course. Then they jumped to Diddy and Bieber back in the day. They go, well, he found God. He went through this weird shit. There's a video of him saying, why don't you, like, I guess there was a video of him saying, why don't you, why don't you, why don't you come by anymore, talk to me anymore?

And it was all weird. So here's the headline. TikTok users circulate what appears to be a fake Justin Bieber song mention P Diddy. Also, do we think P Diddy would make a song, do we think Bieber would make a song about P Diddy right now? I have no idea. No, that was an old song. That's why they were like, oh, this is one of his old songs. I don't listen to a song catalog.

You think this is an older song that came out back in the day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he- Saying I signed papers and all this. The song's terrible. Well, I lost myself at a Diddy party. I was like, oh, no. Horrible. They made me sign papers. But they said, but isn't there a videody party. I was like, oh, no, no. Horrible. They made me sign papers. But they said, but isn't there a video of him and Justin and him saying, how come you don't come around anymore?

And Justin being all, oh. Yeah, yeah, that's new. Okay, but that's what I saw. I mean, that's what I heard. And then you assume he made this song about it. Yeah. So I'm like, oh, all right. Like, I was like, all right, I guess there was a thing there.

All I heard was that something happened and that's why he found God and all That I was like, I don't you know again, I'm a I'm not a diddy or a Justin Bieber expert It's all good baby, that's what they do it No, I give Brian a break on this one. But the the Popeye one the song does pop by Papa was so ridiculous He was dead set on it too tough one's the problem though too and not your fault it's only you better too it's only gonna get this is getting you did you see the way they're here you see do you see these two podcasters that are AI I was like what the fuck is going on you can tell but not this is AI right now we got news we've been doing AI for the past 10 years.

How nice would that be? Yeah. It's going to get there. It's incredible. What's crazy is you can just put in, like, make me a hit song that sounds like Justin Bieber and that song slaps, dude. Like, that's the problem.

It's not a bad song. We're like, I could see Justin doing this. He's 30 now. He just had a kid. What's weird to me is I met him when he was 17 and that seems like it doesn't seem like that was 13 years ago mmm or whatever it was at a show or something comedy show yeah he was at the comics he was at the come to laugh back he was at the Laugh Factory because Crystal is his favorite comic. Oh yeah. Yeah.

The thing is the AI makes those songs slap too. It was when he was dating Selena Gomez. She was there too. Yeah. Very sweet. Yeah. Took a picture. I don't remember, but very, the small guy,

little small, small kid, not a, not a football player. No, no, no, no. But talented. So his singing is. Not a football player no no no no but Talented so it's singing stupid. Amazing. Yeah, he's so good especially that song lost myself in a day Thanks, right? Yep. I think slaps and he released it just a perfect slap though. It's a good song. It's not a bad song No, it's a day. I do it's a guy's song. Hey, I was gonna take over with you Yeah, it's good song. I can't play my felt for that shit. Yeah, he's ever think about like because I worked in voiceover

You know all these different voiceover actors, dude. They're gonna lose their job think about it It's it's all a fucking disaster certain was certain certain jobs are gonna be super screwed with AI Yeah, I mean all the commercials I worked on with voiceover you can replace it with just an AI voice podcast the producer No, but someone has to operate it though. They don't know. Yeah, they do know Okay, so I got a buddy who let go of his producer and literally just use AI and it switches between the cameras edits all of it How about this? How about this? Let's challenge it. Let's give me a vacation. Let's challenge. Let's do it Oh, no, I'm not saying I want to do that chin I hate electric cars. You think i'm gonna hire fucking AI to run my podcast

Especially because of the shit that brendan says oh that shit too. No, you can give it code It bleeps it out. Oh, it bleeps it out. See if I say this no, that's true. I yeah Yeah, it's why I know I do know a guy who does only ai Look at this I love him only does ai Yeah, it's gonna take a lot of jobs Definitely. It's why I know I do know a guy who does only AI Only does AI yeah, it's gonna take a lot of jobs Yeah, but we'll adapt like, you know, it's gonna suck for some people right away. It's gonna adapt And Like writing comedy like jokes and stuff like that. They can start doing all that good stuff, right? Yeah, comedy is being the last one that's gonna suffer from it cuz that it's so personal

It's also has come from your voice computers not gonna have the same trauma You've had to write the jokes like comedy's gonna be fine podcasting is gonna be fine Yeah, cuz they want to see actual live podcasting live shows gonna be fine. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Comedy's fine sports is fine All right, but as far as like all customer service Graphic design merch design are all that stuff are all that music Video games like it's gonna be tough Even designers like cars and stuff shoe designers just yeah, I'll make an awesome shoe everything Jesus I Guess it'll be good too. I mean you'll be gone by time. So

Come on dude, I'm healthy. You don't have to worry about that stuff, right? Not like I do You know, you're big though. Yeah true We're both gonna see like you're gonna die. I hate to I mean, I know I don't know I'll say this I don't think either is gonna see flying cars. Let's just put it that way. No Definitely not you you're so big, but you should be that big I'm not big like the kept the Kimmy Mutombo who died at like 60 big You'll be alright you'll live till you're 80 at least oh yeah good run dude good run after 85 it gets weird I'm ready five do we want to be here?

I mean if you have kids I do so you can see them. I agree. Maybe you can download my subconscious. My dad is 84. I had a meeting at this, this, this is a good meeting about, it's an investment opportunity and it takes me like two weeks to get some people together. My father's on there and it said Zoom. We're talking.

And you hear, you know, when you make that noise, hard sleep. Hey man, we lost him. Hey Biden came right to, came right to. So, uh, do you have, you seen how, especially during COVID cause even now with all the zooms, like meeting zo zooms just girls and guys not turn their zoom off and then just fuck it on camera. What? In meetings. No. Maybe it's a porno thing. I don't know. But no, yeah, there's a lot of it. Really? Yeah. More common than ever before. Is this AI? No, no, no. This is real. Really? So they're on the zoom together and then they end up

with it and they think their cameras off and just let they think they're just listening. They forget to turn the camera off. Kind of like shaving sharp, I guess a little bit. Yeah. And then they end up with it and they think their cameras off and just let you they think there's listen They forget to turn the camera off kind of like shaving sharp. I guess a little bit. Yeah, and then just get Jesus and all because all the people are like Janine your camera still on just eight inches deep Yeah, the reason where the guy was jacking off and he's like a public figure he's jacking off Yeah, and then he was off TV for a while and came back on apology That's so bad. Or how about the guy who went to the bathroom? Oh, how about that mayor's office thing? No. Yeah. How, no, how about the one guy who was doing a zoom audition and they thought the

camera, I thought he's never going to get it. Look at this. Oh, that sucks. That shitty house. And he goes, Oh, I'm, I'm still on the line. He goes, I know my house doesn't look great. I can't afford it. That a nice house. That's why I really need this role. She's like, I am so sorry. He's like, I'm not getting this role. Like, let me see that again. We see that. That's, that makes me laugh. I remember that video audition. The lady got destroyed. She's like, Oh, look at his poor house. So small. And then someone goes like, hey, Mary, he can hear you.

He's like, no, I know it's small, but it's all good. There it is. Top one? Yep. These poor people live in these tiny apartments. I'm looking at his background. He's got his TV. And you know. Yeah, I'm muted. I know it's a department. That's why he's got his TV and you know.

Yeah, mute it. I know it's a department, that's why he gave me his job. So I can get a better one. All right. Ready? Oh my God, I'm so, so sorry. No, it's totally, listen, I'm living in a four by four box. It's fine, just give me the job and we'll be fine.

the 4x4 box it's fine just give me the job and we'll be fine do i have to let it play did he get the gig euphoria star oh yeah that kid's on euphoria he's doing well yeah what i bet this is how they talk about you. I had that happen to me a thousand times. We'll wear another. He's on Euphoria? Yeah. And he was on Kelly Clarkson. He's awesome.

He's doing great. Oh, yeah. And he was in White Lotus. But by the way, I just have news for everybody. You know, you can be on a TV show and still only be able to afford that fucking apartment, I promise you, in LA. He's young, though.

He's fine. He's young. Yeah. He's a career dresser. He's crushing. He apartment I promise you. He's young though, he's fine, he's young. Yeah. His career's just starting, he's crushing, he's on White Lotus, he's on a ton of shit. Good looking kid. Yeah. Good for him. He's in the new Smile 2. Cool name, Lucas Gage.

Oh yeah, that's right, he was in the new Roadhouse, he's on Euphoria, yeah he's crushing it. He was on Roadhouse? Yeah. Oh he was great in that, he was great in that. Yeah. Yeah he's a great actor, that kid's great. Now I recognize him. Yeah he's great. He was on Roadhouse? Yeah. Oh, he was great in that. He was great in that. Yeah. Yeah, he's a great actor. That kid's great. Now I recognize him.

Yeah, he's great. From Roadhouse of all things. He's great. He's doing well. Yeah. That probably helped him out. He's like, I know it sucks, man. You know, poor kid.

He's a young kid too. Yeah, you're young. You're like, yeah, what do you expect? It's all good. He's a guy I know that sucks, dude. It doesn't help that the guy has the most aristocratic accent in the world. These poor people, they've got this terrible, I mean, his TV, small TV, and his-

TV's in the living room in the kitchen. And he's got the microwave, and I'm so sorry. I'm mortified. I know, and it sucks. I'm calling you from Buckingham Palace. Yeah. You know. All right, dude.

It's all good. Middle sketch, and- All right, first one is a bear going into someone's garage and I'll just show you how this guy handled it and it was pretty. You run right at it. Run right at it. Right in his face. So he's slapping his hands together.

There's some Canadian shit. That's not good. Nope. Nope. And check it out. You'll see why it's dangerous. Nope. Nope. Get up on your car, bro. Get up on your car, dude. That thing looks hungry. Watch, watch. He'll see in a second. It's time to get out.

I think he just hopped inside his car. Oh yeah, that's smart. See? The cub. Yeah. And then someone commented here because it's an electric car. She let him go because he

drives an electric car. No, you're missing it, B. She let him go because he's driving. No, you're missing it. She let him go because he drives an electric car. She feels sorry for him. It's great. This is a quick, quick one. Lana Del Rey, you guys know who she is, right? Oh yeah.

She's a super famous singer. She ended up marrying a alligator tour guide of all places, out of all people. I mean, dude, she, after one month of dating, she probably went on an alligator tour guide of all places out of all people I mean dude she moved me after one month of dating she probably went on an alligator tour and he was so mesmerizing he's all man but it's cool right like super famous girl blue collar she's famous yeah yeah I'm sure you see one yeah I'm sure you find whatever fake songs he's a He's a hard looking man. He looks like he gives alligator toys. That's how you would think. He looks like a guy that would kill some gators, man.

That's great. And the last one for me. You want a real man. Oh shit, man. You got your own mural up, dude. So yeah, so this guy, Connor, said that you have your mural in Belfast. And it does look a lot like like even like the hair part. Yeah I've been recognized. I've been literally recognizes Ari Shaffir and Doug Stanhope on the road Oh, you don't like it either feel like dude. I already fear. Love you. Thank you. Yeah, he's tall full set of hair

Well, Ari shaved his half his beard and head So he shaved so he has just hair here and here. Yeah, pretty wild He actually looks good with Ari looks good with no hair at all like Yeah, like no beard. He looks good What else you kids got? Here's one guys Gavin Newsom just signed a bill that will make it so when you go to a dispensary, they can serve hot food and non-alcoholic drinks now.

So, pretty much making like a weed cafe situation. Yeah, you wouldn't wanna mess with your high. Right? Oh, it's legit, it doesn't affect Jerry first. He's trying to do whatever he can to be cool before and after. So there's no drinking that will serve you hot food and alcohol. You can smoke weed, but no drinking. But the thing about this is if you notice, it also says you can do live performances

and concerts. I know a lot of comedians right now are trying to get into that space where they're having like smoke sessions and then like doing a show. No, there's like a place in Detroit Detroit there's one out here where they just serve weed. It's comedy weed venues. Well Josh Wolfe does one too doesn't he? He has like a weed show he does. Oh yeah I'm sure. Yeah. Nevermind I'm not a weed guy. No. Nevermind. I don't know I've gotten. I stared away from it when they told me like, yeah, it's just weed.

I'm like, oh, that's not my, that's not my MO. Yeah. You can get very high. Yeah. You get too high. It's like alcohol is not really gonna help there. Yeah. I guess they get the munchies.

They get certain hot food. Oh my God, the munchies. They get the munchies. So they'll probably sell some fucking. That's just humane. Case of Diaz. Yeah. I need, I need all the food. What else you got Jim? So here's some sad news. Pete Rose died recently, guys. How crazy is it they didn't put him in the hall of fame before he died.

You ever seen his numbers? They're wild. Yeah. No one's going to beat it. 83 years old. The hit king. Heart disease. Yeah. And remember when he got in trouble for betting on his team, he was the manager, not a player. So they got, they should put them as a player. It's ridiculous, man. His stats are fucking bananas. Really?

Oh my God. The hits, it's fucking wild, dude. Most hits ever, ever. Is that true? Ever. Oh yeah. The hit king. Wow.

There's all time here. Played for three World Series championships, teams, the Reds. 24 seasons. Phillies. 4,256 hits. And they didn't put him in the Hall of Fame because of his gambling. Because he gambled on a game when he was a coach. Yeah, on his team. So it's not like he bet against his team.

He bet on for his team. But again, he was a coach. So once you put him in as a player, because he never did anything illegal as a player, except for fucking slap some balls around Yep at the best ever do it That Hall of Fame shit so weird short guy, too Stud. Yep. I think it was like 5-8 Big legs. Oh, mm-hmm

Hey boy Five eleven. I don't think is that tall. It's always iffy online. You know, weird. Why do they do that? I don't know. Damn, he's from Las Vegas. Oh, he died in Vegas. Put on the pounds.

Remember the shops at the Forum at Caesars? He was always there signing. Yes, there was that one memorabilia store in the back and he was always there signing and he was always there signing. I always hated to see that. You come back in two years and he was still there. You're like what are you doing? It was like signs like Pete Rose from 11 to 1. He's just there signing. He had he had a that's a crazy body like he 27 inch thighs. That's a large. Oh yeah he was big. That's a large. Oh yeah, he was big. That's a strong, that's a strong dude. Super stocky. I'm built like my dad, stocky strong.

Played with Johnny Bench for god's sakes. Put him in the Hall of Fame. Yeah. Alrighty. So Paige Van Zandt's coming back to Power Slap guys. But she can be in October, does that mean she's going to be at the UFC this weekend? Because Brian's fucked if she's there. She can definitely take her seat.

100%. Yeah, it's tough. But she'll know. She'll sit with the other fighters. No. She's doing it the same weekend as UFC trailer. She's still doing the damn thing at 30 years old, still killing it.

She's a badass, man. I respect her. Left only fans create her own? Like, she's crushing it. And how a badass man. I respect her. Left only fans create her own like she's crushing it. And how'd she do in the last power slap? She won? Yeah. Unanimously. She slapped really well. I don't know what they think. I can't believe they're going across seas now. They're going the next one's in fucking Saudi Arabia or the Middle East somewhere out there. So it says PS9 goes down the same week as UFC 308 headline by the max Holloway fight Of course on fight Island in Abu Dhabi

Yeah, Abu Dhabi. I don't get this sport. I can't stand it. I don't know how it is I don't know how it's yet the big Hawaiian versus the dumpling coming up That's real. I'm not even trying to be funny Dumpling look at the dumplings. Hawaiian versus the dumpling. Look at the dumpling's beard. Which one's the dumpling? Yeah, you're getting the slap fights. The dumpling's on the right,

the one's on the left. You're getting slap fights with Samoans and people like that. I don't know, man. Come on. Bring up the big, the crazy Hawaiian and the big dumpling. Let me see what these guys. That's what they look, they're just big, thick dudes. Yeah.

I'll Google it. I can't believe it's become as look, there's big thick dudes. Yeah. I'll Google it. I can't believe it's become as big as it's become. What do you mean? Define big. Well, I don't know. TikTok big. Really? No one watches on Rumble.

No one watches it. No, no one watches Rumble. I wouldn't watch it. It does great on social media. His name's Vasily Kamotsky. Yeah, I'm just not interested. It's fine. Yeah, I'm just not interested. It's fine. Yeah, I mean, I don't hate that.

I heard in person, like everybody I know, like my boys, like Will Compton, Taylor Luan, Jelly Roll, everyone, Nina, all of them, like, dude, you gotta see it in person. It's so fun in person. So I don't hate on it. I just don't like when they promote it with the UFC. It confuses people.

What else you got, Jen? Well, back to Diddy. Um, he's apparently getting special privileges in jail guys. Like he's getting to shower every day, which I guess you don't get to do in jail and like other people are now complaining about it. Yeah. I mean, course, Diddy. But not when you're in there. You're the same as everyone else. Yeah, he's getting paid.

He can hook them up, he can get money to their families, he'll take care of the staff. Plus they also are starstruck. SP Diddy's been famous for how long? Since I've been alive, 40 years? Yeah. Early 90s? I don't know. All celebrities get privileges. I've been alive 40 years. Yeah. Early nineties. Yeah. Also, I always get privileges. Really?

Oh yeah. Sneak food into them. So it is what it is. It's also people talking. He's got plenty of problems. Yeah, I got it. No matter, no matter what you're sneaking in, there's not much they can do to make it great in there.

You know, I'm sure once a day, Oh no. Couple more for you. There's not much that you can do to make it great in there. That's true. Him shouting once a day, oh no. Couple more for you. So you guys remember there was that person who worked for the Jaguars who stole 22 million dollars from the team? Well he's coming out saying that FanDuel preyed on his gambling issues. Like saying the days he wouldn't bet he'd get a call,

like why haven't you made a bet today? Why haven't you done this? And he's saying that they just actively kept reaching out to him and that's why he did having his personal host contact him up to a hundred times a day Okay That'd be like being alcoholic in the the marketing people from Jack Daniel's calling like you sure you're not thirsty Hundred times a day. I'm like, you know, I am am thirsty. Gabe, $1.1 million in gambling credits.

Okay, they can't take care of them. Give them around. Yeah. 100 calls a day though? I know personally a professional gambler made a fortune and I know that he told me, in fact, they got in trouble for this, but there's a very high profile gambler big guy and when he He reached his limit in

Vegas they put him on a jet and flew him Across the country to Connecticut so he can go to Foxwoods and they walked him in there and they took his money there Because they knew he had a major problem. And he lost in a year. I think he lost $80 million. Yeah. That's what they do it. Yeah. Plane ride.

They're making $80 million. Yeah. That's why these people that gamble out there like, yeah, they give me a suite. I'm like, you're paying for it. Yeah. You get a Butler and everything else. 40 million you lost that night.

Yeah. They, they give you a suite for a night. Yeah. Great. That's why they do it. You lost all your money. He lost his entire fortune. Yeah. That's how it goes. Anything else, Jen? Two more.

MrBeast, guys, he has a show on Amazon Prime. It's like a contestant show type thing. And now I think four or five of the people on the show are coming out saying they were shamelessly exploited. They were put in unreasonable, unsafe conditions. Misogyny ran wild on this, that he just made it really unsafe These are people looking for a payday and they can go fuck and you're already on a you're signing up for a game show

Why is everyone come from mr. Beast? Shit, this is always gonna happen in California. This the guy that fucking cured like Blindness. Yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome. It's philanthropy, like that's his main goal. You always have scumbags. It's just because he's so big and famous, they're coming for him. And then they can't really get him on anything, so like, oh, he's an asshole, he's a bad guy.

Oh, misogyny is running wild. What was it? Do you even know what misogyny is? Can you spell it? Yeah, probably young kids do. So whoever wins gets $5 million from this show. And I mean like, you know what you're signing up for if you're going Into one of these things like don't tell me the people on naked and afraid didn't know they were gonna be you know

What conditions were unsuitable? Yeah, be on a set fucking be on a set, you know Fuck your underfed over tired penned and enclosed spaces like I mean it's somebody who's been in the business for a long time. You're dealing with a bunch of sisters. It's hilarious. Yeah. And then I have one left for you guys. So remember the video we had about Macklemore saying F America?

Yeah. He's come out and he said it was a slip up, but he pledged his unwavering support for Palestine, adding that Americans should rise and recognize our collective power rather than to succumb to our own apathy. Oh, he realized even some of the woke were like hey man that's not cool and he started to lose traction he's like his PR team was like dude you better get in front of this. He's like a slip I didn't mean that I was saying fuck yeah America that's all he's doing. Well so he always plays that um neon city festival and they dropped him and they just said it was because of unforeseen circumstances.

So I think that's why he's coming out now just trying to of course, it's only get worse. You can't say fucked America and then just ride out. Yeah, it's just and they put on. Yeah. He's very critical of Israel and the war effort. And he's very critical of the United States' support of using, giving them the weapons to do this, which we are. He can suck my cock.

And stay in Portland. There's a lot of people who feel that way. He's a beat a dick, dude. You and your Seattle Supersonics can eat my cock. Anything else? That's it, right? That's it. Well, I'm glad we uncovered that. We covered a lot of ground today, but I'll tell you what we haven't covered.

I'm going to be in Calgary after 17, 18, 19. Oh yes, dude. At a ditty party. Yep. There's going to be a ditty party. There's going to be a freak off at Yuck Yucks. My boy Austin Chase, our boy Austin Chase will come meet me there. We're going to hang out.

That'll be fun, man. Yuck Yucks, great club. I'm excited. Join boy Austin Chase. Our boy Austin Chase will come meet me there. We're gonna hang out. That'll be fun man. Yuc yucs great club. I'm excited and join the freak off. Brian's there October 17th of the 19th. Alright kids love ya. Love ya.