The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan owes Brendan some MONEY! | TFATK Ep. 1014

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

The guys talk UFC 304, how Bryan owes Brendan money, the Trump attack attempt update, UFC's antitrust lawsuit being denied, controversial boxers in the Olympics, a shark attack, a police officer who punched a man in custody and much more. Sportsmans Cove Lodge - Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip!

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Talking about smoking cigars. Are you a cigar man now? Well, if I don't say no anymore because I enjoy, it gives me some energy. There's something about a cigar where I'm having a conversation, sipping on a

good glass of wine and smoking a good cigar, there's something about it. Cigars are like a manly, mature thing to do. Yeah. I was just with my nephews who I love. My two nephews now, they're grown men. They're the best. How old are they?

23 and 27. Okay, a little young for cigars. But just smart and just they get it. And I'm just sitting there smoking. But I don't know if I told you this about my 23rd-year-old nephew who's an athlete, the kid who was kicking those 70-yard field goals. You met him. Soccer kid. Yeah. And my other nephew is 27, speaks six languages, fluently legit. And I've investigated, I go, you don't speak those, but he speaks them, he's an exchange trader, so he speaks them at work.

So Spanish, his dad's a monster the whole fucking thing. Where do you think they got it from, dude? Correct. Correct. They're raised with that work ethic, raised with those standards, you know? And my nephew impressed the fuck out of me. He's a huge UFC fan. So we go, I don't know if I told you this, but we go, Rogan puts us on the floor,

we're watching the fights. You want to be telling the story? Well, we're on the floor, we're just not behind him. You weren't, yeah. You weren't cage-side. We were not cage-side. You're behind the fighters, yeah. But I don't want to, I just wanted it all to be correct.

Still on the floor, though. You can't see it on TV, correct. Still on the floor though. You can see it on TV, yeah. Still on the floor though. You're 12 rows back. It's not a big deal, dude. It's actually a little bit more, you gotta give me about six rows back. Little more than that, bud.

No, no, six rows. No, we can see six rows on TV. No, no, six rows back. Nah. No, it wasn't. About six rows back. I don't exactly know, you're behind the fighters. Yeah, so that's about six rows. No. Yeah, roughly six rows.. I know exactly where you're at. You're behind the fighters. Yeah, so that's about six rows.

No. Yeah. Roughly six rows. It's all good, dude. It doesn't mean that you're not as- Hey, you're interrupting my story with details. It doesn't mean you're not as famous as Jelly Roll, who they put in the front, or Tony Hinchcliffe. They got my seats.

Hurt me. Anyway- Carry on. I just want to be very spot on here. So I, no, no, I appreciate that. So my nephew and I are there and we got a little bite to eat afterwards and Rogan texts me and says we're eating at such and such, you know, gives me the coordinates, you know, basically come by.

Tells you the restaurant. Yeah, come by and have a beer. Come eat with us. And I say to my nephew, I go, you know, it's late, but I'll go for you, because you get to meet probably Henschcliff, he's a huge Kill Tony fan, you probably meet Jelly Roll, I don't know who's there. Most 24 year olds would jump in front of a train

to have dinner, yeah. And my nephew, my awesome nephew goes, he just goes, dude, I'm not gonna show up as your plus one and just be that young guy because it's going to be work for them because now they have to acknowledge me and talk to me. And it's just an interruption into the flow. And I went, this fucking kid gets it. He gets it. He just gets it.

Huge opportunity, but yeah. Yeah, but he was also like, I'll get that opportunity. He's got a really amazing job, by the way, like an amazing job. Awesome. And there's a reason he got that amazing job. Yeah, he can read the room. It's that social intelligence, he reads the room.

By the way, tell me how rare that is. A lot of people can't read a fucking room, right? This kid can read a room. He can read a room. So you read a room, I read a room, we read a room. We go in, we see a situation. One of the things I think that we get on, I think part of the foundation of our friendship

is that we go, we can be put in a situation and we come out of that situation, you throw us in a room, we're not talking to each other, we come out with the exact same conclusions. Every time. Right away. We'll be like, how about that guy? Right, or just an assessment of a whole situation. It might look amazing, we were in a couple of situations where everything was amazing.

It was like, wow, you're in this situation which couldn't be cooler and everybody would want to be there and these people are amazing. Both of us come out and go like this. Not good people. Yeah. And you're like, there it is. We were at that one dinner that one time, you would tell I was kind of zoned out. Oh, dude.

You're not buying it. I went, I just don't. Oh, I remember that so out. You're not buying it, huh? I just don't. Oh, I remember that so well. You were bummed, but so was I. And it's the same thing where I just go, why do I feel stressed right now? What's going on that I don't feel, I don't feel like myself.

What's happening here? It was like one time, one time with a famous actor, I was sitting down with a friend of mine, it was a famous actor, and I was with their agency. I was with the agents. And we were getting wines that were, they said, choose the wine. I go, what's the price? And they go, there's no, there's no limit. But I was like, these wines are, some of these wines are like, there's no limit. Just get anything you want. It doesn't matter. If it's a thousand dollars, it doesn't matter. I'm like, oh Jesus, I don't know what the bill was. And my friend looked at me and goes're so quiet and i was like yeah i i hated

the energy at that table i fucking it was just everything i just am not into you rather drink cheap wine with friends yeah yeah it was just i just didn't i didn't believe anything that was going on here it was all weird business dude i had a day yesterday and I brought Bossy to the studio, right? So he's here with me all day. And then I did some work to my lightning. I was eating flame hot cheetos and rubbed my eyes, so that's cool. So I was leaving here and the fuel lines on my truck just blew up before I'm getting on the highway. So I called Joe, called my girl. I'm like, Hey, you got to pick Bossy up on the side of the road. It's dangerous for him. Get him out of here and then I'll deal with getting the truck, you know, back to the shop. She come picks him up. I'm there

for three hours before tow truck in the middle of the afternoon. It's three hours, 100 degrees out here. Three hours. I'm in jeans and there's no shade. And I'm so frustrated. I'm in jeans and there's no shade and I'm so frustrated. I'm just sitting there in silence. So frustrated. I didn't talk to anybody. The tow truck guy comes from AAA young mixing cat. We get in, we're kind of shooting the shit. There's rush hour traffic. You can tell he's just like, Oh man.

And I was like, yeah, this traffic kind of sucks now, man. And then he was like, Oh, what's wrong with the truck? He think I'm like going into the fuel lines and fuel rails and all this stuff. He's not a car guy. He was like, oh, yeah, figure it out, man. Don't worry. And I was like, okay.

And then there's like that awkward silence. I went, how long you been doing it? He's all this, three years. And I'm always interested in like the pay structure. And I go, so how do they do it? Like even in Ubers, I always ask him, how does it pay? What do you think of it? So with him, it's not that I need exact numbers.

I was like, how do they do it? Just AAA, they give you the truck and then they pay you a salary and then you're covered with their insurance to get benefits? He's like, no, man. He's like, they give us the truck, but we have to have our own insurance, I think, and then also we're paid per hour. And he's like, so I do all of Southern Cali, right? I go all over and I was like, oh, like nine to five. He's like, nah, man, I try to work 12, 14 hour days, Monday through Saturday.

I wish I could work Sunday. I was like, God damn, dude. And remember I was complaining about my truck. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I wish I could work Sunday. And he's like, the big thing is tips too. Like we get tips, man. It really helps out.

And he's like, yeah, I wish I could work Sunday. And he's like, yeah, I wish I could work Sunday. And he's like, yeah, dude. And remember I was complaining about my truck. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I wish I could work Sunday. And he's like, the big thing is tips too. Like we get tips, man, it really helps out. But he's like, maybe it's just the economy. They just aren't tipping anymore. They don't have cash. Yeah, that's why I was like, yeah, there's no cash.

And then also with AAA, like you already have a membership. So you're already paying that monthly fee. So he's a jack. I wouldn't even think to tip that guy. I wouldn't even think to tip him. I didn't either till he brought it up, but then, but this is what he's like, yeah. And it wasn't like he was giving me a sob story

to give him a tip. He was just like, yeah, it's because you want to do hours. I wish you could work more. He goes, I'd work Sunday if I could, man. I'd work 24 hours. I was like, oh, hustling, man. And he looked young. I was like, oh, just hustling, trying to make that bread, huh?

He's like, nah, I got four kids, man. One of my kids is autistic. I was like, hmm. I was like, Oh, just hustling, trying to make that, that bread, huh? He's like, nah, I got four kids, man. One of my kids is autistic. I was like, Hmm. I was like, how old? Eight. Tiger's age. I was like, Oh, he's getting to you now. Oh boy. And I didn't tell him I had kids. I was like, Oh man, that's tough. And so we're talking about his kid and the special school and all this. He's like, he'll be all right and all this stuff. And then, uh, when he dropped me off at the house, cause I haven't taken the house, I don't have the shop, come get it. Drop me off the house, I literally,

I never have cash for whatever reason. I had this cash, oh, cause Tiger's baseball team went bowling, I covered it for all the dads, and so they gave me a bunch of cash. So for whatever reason, I never have cash ever. Never. I had a fucking stack in my pocket. And you gave it to him.

Gave it to him. He started crying. He did? Yep. So cool. Yep, so. I would've loved some of that cash. I gave it away.

All of it? You want me to call him and ask for it back? A little bit. Half of it. Just half. My friend Brian, right? Did you count that? Don't you owe him some cash, Brian?

I do owe him not just some cash. I owe him a lot of cash. Although we haven't seen the pay-per-view numbers. I'm glad you brought that up, Sinaz. I need to see how Bilal did. Hey, you have a trust me, especially with that production, that was awful. You have a better chance of Biden jumping back

into the race and me paying you. Then those papers- The boy, the press is, is the press blindly behind Kamala? Or is it Kamala? Oh, they're changing the whole narrative and everything. Like now they're pretending like she's always been liked and always been loved.

I know she's never won a primary. It's incredible. She won 1% of the vote? Yeah. Now like, no, we've always liked her. Check it out. Did you see her in Atlanta? What up, dogs? She's like trying to get all like urban. She's like, what up, homies?

Make the styling, y'all. She's like, no, do we do it in 2020? But we're going to do it in 2020. Fo, you know, what are you doing? This is why you're unlikable. Just be you, which I'm sure sucks. Be you. Be you. I think they call her the devil. She's had more, as a Senator, she's had more of a... So when you work for a Senator in the Capitol or when you're in the White House, people love those jobs. She's had the bigger turnaround in her staff than anybody else.

That says a lot. When people don't like working for you and are willing to just quit a huge opportunity because they can't deal with you. Yeah, word on the street is her and Biden can be in the same room. I'm sure. They like despised each other. Yeah. Well, she's, you know, I don't even know what she stands for. So it is what it is. But apparently she wasn't the borders are. Hmm. Interesting. I can show you the video though. If you say you're in charge, we have a physical

document saying you're in charge of the board. It's incredible. But you know, nope. But you, but to me, I'm like, Oh, this is hilarious. This isn't going to work. But you just never know. You never know. People are so stupid. No, we've always liked her. Yeah. You remember when she was trying to predicate to the urban crowd and in New York, cause in New York, you know, She was trying to predicate to the urban crowd and in New York, because in New York, you know, the East Coast. She changed her accent? That, she always does that, but she wore Timberlands,

because Timberlands are very East Coast things, but she wore the wrong ones. There's a certain style you wear, so somebody in her team was like, told me out of touch. You're going to New York, there's going to be pictures, put these Timbs on, that's what all the kids are wearing, they've been wearing it for a year,

and she wore the wrong ones. Let me see, this is great. They're just not that that's not the style that they're wearing out there. Yeah she's uh unbelievable and with the mask still huh she's wearing a mask. Yeah that's an old picture buddy. Okay. Yeah. Wow. Look at those two idiots. Yeah thanks for California guys did a great job. A couple of California liberals, like just as liberals again, just playing the identity politics to the nth degree. White dudes for comma.

How about the more information on that shooter? What is the, what is? God, God. The new picture, you see the new picture? I don't see the picture, but they looked in his background. Well, he was on that chat room, he was. Chat room, yeah, he was, and his social, they did find social media now, he's very anti chat room. He was chat room. Yeah. He's in his social.

They did find social media now. He's very anti-Semitic, very. Really? Oh yeah. Anti-American. Look at this camera angle and tell me this is not something that someone could have prevented. Look at that. Right there.

Hello? Oh, and he was using a, he was using a rangefinder two hours prior. Nobody's noticing this. The problem with the range finders, a lot of people have range finders. Yeah, and he was using a range finder two hours prior. Nobody's noticing this. The problem with the range finder is a lot of people have range finders. Yeah, of course. Especially right around the president. No, here's the other thing. They did say he was, they did say that he was a person of suspicion. They were trading information about it. But, you know, they also think that local law enforcement

might have clocked out and a new shift came in. So I always go with total incompetence. No, no way, man. You think it's a conspiracy? 100%. No, I don't think so. No. I think that's too much of a cop out.

Look at this. Too much of a cop out. We'll have a couple of minutes later. That's wild. We're watching a video from the back left shoulder of Trump and you see the shooter on the roof and it's so close. What the fuck? That is nuts.

And this dude was able to get off six or seven shots. Did they show him shooting here or no? Well I'm sure they have the, yeah he shoots from there so I'm sure. They might edit that out. Not one person sees that Well, they did see it No, they didn't you got a seven shots Brian. Well, they do three shots at the president people saw it down Oh civilian saw way before this. Oh, no, no, it's well and they even called the cops and nothing happened

A cop went up there. He pointed a gun at the cop I don't know if that's true. Yeah, that's not that that that's not true that I mean that we don't have evidence of that So a lot of the stuff you know, so you think all this is just incompetence the Secret Service Yeah, they're him being so close on the route everything. Yes. I think it was interesting I think that's how bad sometimes things JFK to you think that's all incompetent I don't know enough about that But this is definitely not if If it was a conspiracy, they chose a 20 year old who didn't have a scope and who didn't kill him. Right?

Well, but the only reason he missed is Trump turned his head. But if you, first of all, if you would have, if you wanted to hit him, you would have aimed at center mass, not his head. So a pro would have done something different. This guy was a weirdo. We can't use a pro. It's too obvious. Well, this guy's a weirdo, right? And he would have to have, you'd have to recruit somebody who's willing to die for the cause and you don't need much.

He's, it's not surprising that some lone crazy did this. That's not, that shouldn't be surprising. What is surprising is, is that the secret service didn't extend their circle, you know, and, and this is what's been asked of Cheetal in the congressional testimony. All of them were were like how the fuck did you not and they said because that is Given that that responsibility is doled out to local SWAT local law enforcement

Okay, everybody's supposed to be on the same frequency. Now hold on now hold on now secret service that was regarded as a high Shooter area and the secret service were down below Secret Service that was regarded as a high shooter area, and the Secret Service were down below. So here's the other thing. Here's the other thing about being a Secret Service sniper. Even if you saw- Now remember, the head of the Secret Service

who had to resign, right? Yeah. She said the reason they weren't up there is too sloppy. That was what she said, but there was a sniper team inside the building. Here's the thing also, if the sniper, secret service, saw him, right? They don't just shoot, here's why.

They don't know if you're secret service and you're responsible for your cone of visibility, the way it works is that you're responsible for a very specific sector. Certain area, yeah. So then what happens is if they see him, they don't know if he's a local law enforcement sniper. And so that is, so that's why they're not communicating.

So you see the guy down there that might be, that might be local law, that might be local SWAT, that might be whatever. You cannot just shoot that guy. Then they start seeing shots, bang, bang, bang. They killed him in 10 seconds. But that's, that's, and I think what it was was just a breakdown in communication. Even the Republican senators, with the exception of one, have all said this was a colossal failure and that's why Gino resigned.

But as far as like a, um, you know, as far as a, yeah, because I, I looked at, you know, Trump asked for more security, you know, as far as a... Inside job? Yeah, because I looked at, you know, Trump asked for more security, you know, even that, even with the Republicans asking that, and there were guys who were, you know, clearly not liberals, you know, who were on Secret Service. And they were like, sir, let me explain how that process works. First of all, you know, it's not just like we want more. No, it goes through a whole chain of command. You know why? Cause it's fucking bureaucracy.

Now, now the, the, the level of threat on him was the highest it's been. Right. And they were, they're aware of that. Yeah. But what do you, what are you, what are you saying? In other words, how do you think and who do you think? And this is what I think is going to, and I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm not saying I'm right. What I'm saying is this will be attempted again before November, then what?

I guarantee something happens again. Well my guess is they're going to catch people, but I think that the Secret Service- But hold on, if we know it's this easy to do this, which has never been that easy in the history, but if it's that easy to do this and people are like, hold on, they're this unorganized. I would say two things. One is I don't think that I don't think anybody is running the secret service now is going to risk losing their reputation that way.

I think it's going to be crazy. Now what they did say is Trump don't do outdoor rallies. How hilarious. Yeah, which is hilarious. Now who does that help if he doesn't do outdoor rallies? Obviously Kamala Harris. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. But, but, but I think that you could also say- Wait, so do you beef up security now? Do we beef up security now or just keep doing what we were doing? You beef up security. But I thought it was so tough. No, you beef up security. Now, okay.

But the other thing that you do is I think that, I don't know if this is true. I don't know. But if you're going to, if DEI is going to be, diversity, equity, inclusion is going to be a factor in hiring people that do jobs like fly planes and protect the president, we're in so much trouble because what you'll have is, as Tim Kennedy broke down, a Secret Service woman hiding behind the principal, hiding behind the person you're supposed to be protecting, another one fumbling her gun, and then you'll have guys who are well-trained who have

their guns up and they're scanning the crowd To shoot anybody that moves. Okay I don't know if that's a factor and I'm not saying that women Can't be awesome protectors the Israelis use them to great effect. We're not Israeli. This is America in general That's not the reason you want women is because they can be in a crowd and they don't look suspicious To an assassin. For sure, that's not what we're talking about. And they're very good at that.

We're talking about snipers and protecting the president. Well you also talk about- You want the biggest, baddest dudes that have experience. They're the ones that cover the president. Correct. But the people, you also have Secret Service in the crowd. In the crowd, yeah. And they do this, they do what I understand to be a figure eight.

They kind of go through. They keep going through, yeah. And so they use women for that and they show a hundred percent. Right. I'm not, I'm talking about the ones that protect. Sure. You need big guys that cover the president who can respond right away. And they did except for two of the people. So I always go, I always go with stuff.

Do you think that gets better? If Kamala Harris wins? sir She's made it a point of her. She's the worst of the worst. I don't understand The most liberal senator liberal we should clarify this so people don't think I'm some hard right guy what I mean by liberal is somebody who plays identity politics somebody who who accentuates the importance of the color of your skin, the melanin in your skin, the fact that you come from some indigenous person from way back. And-

And I remember too, she also believes in complete open borders. Well, she's now making her, and she's now saying that she doesn't favor decriminalizing the border. She's backing off a whole host of her previous. Until she gets an office. Yeah. Yeah, we all know this. We all know this. Now, she's got people within her own Democratic Party though, who are saying, hey, hey, hey,

hey, this shit ain't flying. You got to make sure you tell them that you do not favor defund the police. So what's she doing now? She's saying, I was a prosecutor. I was hard on crime. Oh, interesting. So it's gonna be, it's politics, baby. But the mainstream press, please understand,

it's going to be blindly biased. You would hope people would understand it, but they don't. It's what you talk to, like, boomers. It's just, they get by. If you're against Kamala Harris as president, you are a racist and a misogynist. I hope people understand it, but they don't. It's what you talk to like boomers. It's just they get by. If you're against Kamala Harris as president, you are a racist and a misogynist.

No, no, no. That's what they say. Well, yeah, dumbasses. But that's what you're labeled. No matter what you say. Guilty as charged. Yeah, yeah. No, she's, no.

There's a whole article right now on USA Today called White Dudes Rallying Around Kamala Harris. Oh, that's great. And it's like Jeff Bridges, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mark Hamill. I love it. All beta males. Keep going, keep going.

Just bitches. I love it. Just soft dudes. Just all Tesla drivers. Who else is on that fucking actors? The white dudes list, that's who it was. Josh Gad. Bitch, you better sing.

See, I don't like that they have to separate by white dudes in and then it's all the black celebrities supporting them. But it's all politics. This black guy on TikTok, I think, said something like, why is it, I'm so tired of politicians coming to the black neighborhoods for a week of the year. When they need it, yeah.

Hey guys, what's up? It's like, where are you, the other fucking four years. Kamala Atlanta's the best. What up, y'all? What the fuck? Hey, come on. Your dad, well your dad was a professor of economics from mama's.

He was super rich. Yeah. Like, yeah. What up y'all? I'm in these streets. Oh yeah. Tell you what happened. Meg the Stallion y'all, and they said it's so cool

that Kamala Harris showed up to Meg the Stallion's concert cause it looks packed, but it was a free Meg the Stallion concert. So when Meg the Stallion did her little thing, shaking her ass, when she's done, most of that crowd leaves and then Kamala gets up. They weren't there for Kamala, but the liberals like, look, the people show up for Kamala. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I love it.

Guys, I get myself into flow. And Kamala would be so much better off if she drank that. She should be drinking Magic Mind. I'm going to send her some Magic Mind. It's not for her. It is not for her, dude. Yeah, man. Yeah, November's get interesting.

Am I allowed to have two? I've never had two. You always say that. I always say, yeah, dude, push yourself. You do two? I'll have two. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to do two.

This is the first time. Oh, man. I know. I'm crazy like that. I is the first time. Oh man. I know, I'm crazy like that. I wonder what's gonna happen. I wanna see. Cause I like the taste.

I wish there was a big old bottle of it. I know, you especially. Dude, I think they're gonna come out with I shouldn't say anything. Dude, they're gonna come out with that, I think the soda, the can oh it's like a can I don't want a soda no it's a can and I tasted the test it's like that oh no it tastes like that tastes so it's not want to taste like that but in the case basically does but it's it's even better hmm mental performing shot in these this is where I

get my nootropic benefits right here magic Magic mind. Interesting pal. By the way, this is the number one shot in Sprouts, Air One and a bunch of other things. In 780 retail stores, this, I think this is the number one shot right now. Those boys are crushing it. Yep. All right.

That's two. I'm such a bitch, right? I'm like, oh no, I can't take any chemicals in my body. I think you'll be all right. Oh bro, my wife, my wife took niacin and she's allergic to it. Ooh, niacin's bad. She's allergic.

Anybody, niacin's awesome. She took 100 milligrams or whatever. She was itchy and all red. She thought she was gonna die. She had to lie down, itchy and all red. She thought she was going to die. She had to lie down. She was so red. Her whole body was like, I can't see. And she's, she's not like, why did she take it?

Um, because she, her neck was hurting and she read that if you take, um, if you take niacin and psilocybin, it can help with your nerves. Did she go to the dark web? Some guy said it and it was interesting and she's claimed she did it once, just like one little square of chocolate and some niacin and she said it worked. Maybe it's just like a placebo,

but it didn't work this time. Fuck no. Niacin's like pre-workout. But she had a crazy reaction. Yeah, most people do. Oh they do? You gotta be careful. Yeah, it's made to make your skin itch you in red

Oh, that's why you pre-workout. Oh people use for pre-work really. Yeah, Dave. I said fuck you up Damn, it'll fuck you up. And I can't imagine her taking more than 100 milligrams. She was like, I know I should do that Yeah, no, it's not good. Fuck that Yeah, you had that UFC law UFC law Why do you have a smile on your face? No, no, because I did. I remember we talked about this before. I did Nielsen too for the first time. Yeah. And I told Brennan.

Makes you flush. No, I have like a, I grew love handles within like two days, like giant love handles. I don't think that was. I'm serious. I'm not, I'm not kidding. It makes you like a retained weight or something like that. A water weight. You think you're a bunch of good stuff? What?

Were you eating weird stuff though, too? Just took niacin. Look that up. Did you look it up? Yeah, of course I did. Did you say niacin can cause weight gain? Water retention. But I literally have like love handles, big love

handles for like two days or something. That's hot. OK. You have niacin handles, bro. I feel like there's a better way to, you know. Wow. That UFC lull. Luke Thomas was talking about It's pretty big deal because remember there's a settlement and now some judge went nah. No, I ain't good really

Yeah, it's it's going back now Yeah, the settlements not happening because because it's an antitrust thing or yeah Whoever the judge was like no you guys missed this stuff. Like we're reopening this like it's going back So they're the only because they're the only game in town was like, no, you guys missed this stuff. Like we're reopening this. Like it's going back. So they're the only, because they're the only game in town. Yeah. They're saying there it's a monopoly and their contracts. He had kind of reopened it.

Yeah. Judge denies preliminary antitrust settlement. Yeah. So they're not settling anymore. So it's going to be another trial in, I think, October. Wow. It's around 35 million. So the judge had tipped his hand to the decision

previously in court stating he felt that the settlement amount of 335 million seemed low. The UFC were to lose that suit at trial. The company could face damages in the multi-billions. Conversely, of course, athletes could receive nothing if they were to lose at trial. They will not lose at trial.

At the time, a settlement was reached by the two parties in March. Attorneys from both sides said they were to lose that trial. They will not lose that trial. At the time, a settlement was reached by the two parties in March. Attorneys from both sides said they were pleased with the resolution. But the judge is like, no. So it says the lawsuit alleges that the UFC has gained an unfair advantage in mixed martial arts industry throughout the years of anti-competitive

tactics and that the advantages have resulted in suppressed fighter wages. The UFC has defended itself by staying and has invested in the sport overall so let's point out numerous other promotions over the past three decades as evidence of equal playing field That's a tough one. It is tough. He does better than anybody else Do it better than anybody but the reason it's that's it. It's a tough argument There's I can see both sides. I can see why the judge like nah, man It's that's it. It's a tough argument. I can see both sides. I can see why the judge like nah, man

Cuz it because would you say the NFL's a monopoly is the NBA in though don't they they have union? I'm sorry. So does everybody has unions and baseball. Yeah. I know and Cuz it's basically why there are the UFC is like yeah, we're the biggest bats in town We we mark it better than, but you're going to take this or nothing. You know, I think something's going on in this country and it's been going on for a long time where not just with inflation, but most Americans can't afford a house. That's no longer, that's just gone. No, I was talking to these young kids the other day, young, they're like mid-20s.

But if you look up like the average price, like around here, the average home price like over a minute, it's like're like mid-20s. But if you look up the average price around here, the average home price over a minute, it's like 1.1. And I was like, do you get out of college? You gotta put 20% down? I say, average. It's not happening. You put 200, where are you gonna get 200 grand cash? That's California, but in this area,

I probably should have worn that. Yeah, that's just, so, but even that. And that's a lot. But even that. $786,000 average. Average California home value. Now remember California is huge. And there's some rough areas and remember all $786,000 for a home. Yeah. And remember this, the, uh,

the interest rate on that is going to kill you. Oh, especially right now. But look at this. That's an old one. The newest one, California median home price surpasses 900,000. 900,000, 400,000, average. Yeah. Yeah, so. So, man, you're a young college kid trying to start a family? What the fuck do you do?

You're not doing that. Back in the day you could, but now not a chance, dude. It's really a problem. And even people over 60 are having problems too. It's like saving money, making money, keeping up with things. That's wild. Yeah, it is. It really is.

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It used to be the shit. The one in Santa Monica? It was actually in There's one in Beverly Hills. Creston Heights, yeah, and that was the one. Yeah, the one in Santa Monica was cool too though. Yeah, it was really cool. So expensive.

So expensive, but the one in, right on Creston Heights, right where the improv is, near the improv, was you'd walk in there and you'd see the most famous motherfucker. There's still a Fred Siegel in Malibu though. Yep. Small one, but I remember seeing you go there and it'd be like they had this awesome restaurant. You go eat there, you go shop. You'd see like went on a rider with, you know, who was the guy from sound garden, you know, they'd just be hanging out trying on jeans. Yeah. It was just like, it was just a wild place. I could have told you I was gonna shut down though.

I never saw anybody buying anything. It was like sharper image. Yeah. Like you'd go in there and fuck around. Back in the 90s jeans were 800 bucks. Yeah, Fred Segal's top. I was like, I can't afford this shit. What do you got for us, Jun?

All right, here we go. Some fun Olympic news, guys. This guy is getting a lot of love on the internet because I don't think I need to say. Our boy's packing a meat stick. Why is he wearing his dick up like that? It might be bent down. Where should he go, Brian?

Not up, that looks like he's wearing a cup. Wear it down, bro. Yeah, that one's awkward because it's not like the trunk's pointed down. It looks like it's pointed, either way it's girthy and thick. It the trunks pointed down. It looks like it's pointed either way. It's girthy and thick, girthy and thick. But is he is he?

Oh, let me see. I he's got a dick on him. Homeboys. Yeah, he does. Congratulations. You know, do you win the medal or did it slow him down? I stopped reading after I was French. Yeah, he's French. No, we get no. They're built like stingrays. Yeah.mer you're Billy stingray stingrays yeah

he's a diver is he a swimmer that doesn't matter hey I love it for years we pretend we're into swimming fencing and horseback riding fuck my wife watch it all come on get this shit off he's a cute kid though, isn't he? So diver, yeah. Yeah. As nice as you like. I'm just saying, it's interesting. I'm not really into white dudes, you know, but you know.

You don't like white guys? Yeah, not really my thing. Who, what is your type? You have Kamala hairs? All right. I need like a little like, zhuzh, like dark tan, flavor, something. You're like Persian or.

Oh, you mean like the tone of their skin. I mean like in general, like if you were like, hi, I'm from Idaho, I'm probably not gonna be like, you know. You're into like, you're into a Serb, you're into a Turk. Give me something dangerous. You're into, you're, black guys? Congo, Cameroon. I'm not, we're done. Yep, yep, yep.

Okay. Dominican, Dominican. You'll step to Dominican. Puerto Rican. I'm not into super white dudes. Does Russian, Ukrainian super white? Swedish super white? They're not white, no.

That's not white to you? Oh, so white's like, you mean like American white? Corn fed American, like the kids that are like, yeah. That make the world go red, yeah sure. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Red, white, and blue, piece of shit. I've got too much attitude for like a simple,

sweet southern boy, you know what I mean? Oh, I just think you're hanging around with soft white boys. You think so? Yes, I know some white boys that, yeah. Yeah. If you go to like Texas, you go down the South. Okay.

Real men. Men who can fix a truck, men who can split wood and change your fucking tire. Big old rough hands. Got the shit together, yeah. No one with a Tesla. No, no, no, I'm talking about guys with, my Jiu Jitsu coach, my teacher, I went to class

and he goes, he looks at me, he's a Ferrari guy. I showed you those videos. Yeah, yeah. He goes, he goes, he looks at me, he's a Ferrari guy. I showed you those videos. He goes, he goes, is that your Tesla? And I guess he goes, you can't step on the mat. I love it. I was laughing so hard. You can't step on my mat like that, because you gotta go home.

I love it. I was like, come on. I told him, I said, my friend won't let me. He goes, you can't get in my truck, it won't start because you're a cuck. They were laughing so hard. It was fucking hilarious. Oh, Jay was saying we were getting some emails

because we were talking about Dr. Doom. And I was saying how he was with Superman. So Dr. Doom's from Marvel, right? Superman's from DC. It was like once Marvel, once DC, Brendan's so wrong. I'm not wrong. I had the comic book as a kid. If you look it up.

You remember these things. Yeah, my memory remembers certain things. The cover of that comic book I fucking remember. DC Marvel did a collab. Every now and then, remember they hate you, they do a collab. Type in Superman. No, no, that's not gonna help, right?

You're fucking me here. Do Doctor Doom versus Superman. Comic book cover. Not Doctor Doom cover. What DC and Marvel? No, no, just do that. Dr Doom Superman comic book cover and If you go to images Which one you see the action one there's a few There it is. Oh, weird. Shut up, nerds.

DC, yeah. Yeah, one's DC, one's Marvel. Shut up, nerds. Good stuff. Yeah. They did a collab together or something? Yeah, they do collabs at Marvel DC. They do them every now and then.

That was one I remember distinctively. Pretty cool. Yeah. Any other brain busters? Yeah, ZZ Fantastik 4, technically, right? That's his old chick. Oh, yeah. distinctively pretty cool yeah any other brain busters technically right that's his old chick his dr. dooms thing was that a sick for crew yeah yeah how would you find this out who told you this who told me what you did you read comments

to figure this out or how no they said we're getting diary dominance fuck no Jade said we're getting emails emails about it yeah Cuz they're like once Marvel once DC those don't mix that never happened Brent said Superman. Dr. Dooms Marvel Yeah, dude had the freaking comic Those balls deep in comics as a kid I loved them really loved them I Did you okay that one's from like 1940. So you got to hold that son of a... I don't think I had that. I didn't have the original. I have the original now. I had the card or the cover. I remember distinctively that picture, Dr. Doom for Superman. And there's other ones too

Superman spider-man they did that collab right did a bunch of them And who gives a fuck about like proving it right though. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I do Marvel it's a big thing. Yeah, it's like saying John Elway played for Pittsburgh Steelers All right, you're you're open up and up, like a Star Wars Marvel thing? What the fuck is this? Don't get that wrong. Hold on, what is this? Oh yeah, this was a good one.

Great White Shark, Australian surfer, leg goes bye bye. Wait a minute, when did this happen? 10 footer. When did this happen? July 31st, published. Horrible moment, surfers mauled by Great White Shark that put off the, is it in California? I didn't see July 31st, published. Horrible moments serve as mauled by Great White Shark that but after that, is it in California?

I didn't see this. No, Australia. Oh well, South Wales. Yeah, South Wales. Oh, it's in Wales, sorry. Dude, let me see this. And it is kind of like a, you can't see that much.

Oh, oh my God, that's bigger than 10 feet. Brian reacted so gay. Yeah, it's frozen and so blurry. Ay, yi, yi, that's scary, come on. Oh my God. His leg washed up on the shore. Yeah. Oh, wait, I gotta see that too now. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, play it go ahead yeah he gets away dude get out of there he didn't know they're

in there that's a huge crocodile Brennan oh he stole it that's so close he's throwing his fucking paddles and takes them on a loon What did it get him no, he's like chilling in there like drying off Now he's trying to go hell He's out yeah, I Don't like that giant, that giant fin. So I did hear about the shark attack guy. Apparently, so his leg did wash up to the shore. Yeah, because the shark was like, I don't want to go back on.

No. So they tried. They try to figure it out. But then people actually put it, they were smart enough to put it in ice. Yeah. Took it there. Could not do it. And then, but his attitude was awesome. He's like, Oh, guess what? I it they were smart enough to put it in ice

Yeah, no took it there could not do it and then but his attitude was awesome. He's like, oh guess what's missing from my body now Good way to deal with it, dude Do he? Know one girl got her arm ripped off and she kept on keep on they made a movie about her remember? Yeah, tiger shark. That was a lecture. Yeah, but look at that shark that just went I'm gonna bite through your board your love. I mean God There are monsters out there. Oh, let's see if it's That's him right there, I guess I don't know what that was going spot something missing. Haha. Oh, yeah Look, look, look. Oh, they do that. Oh

His leg off at the where, at the thigh, mid-thigh. He's lucky to be alive. He's a good-looking dude. Yeah. Now he's got one leg. Fuck. So you guys ever been on a flight

where they're overbooked and they ask people to get up and leave? Yeah. And, okay, nobody does it, right? Right. Okay, here's a funny little clip. Because they always offer 200 bucks or something. Oh yeah.

In a hotel. This is great for our listeners. Vegas, for your safety at this time and us calculating the numbers we called our dispatch, we do need 14 passengers off the aircraft. And for the rest of you on board who may not be willing to volunteer I just want to make you aware. We're kind of racing the clock here with your crew

That's pretty good now or now we're getting up right? $2,500, oh yeah. It depends how bad- We'll get everybody to get up now. Oh yeah. It depends where I'm at, how bad I need to get home. 14, okay, that's 14, no, no, that's $2,500, yeah. It would depend where I'm at. It would depend. If I was like in Vegas or like Arizona, I'd be like, oh, I'll do it, I'll rent a car and

drive and then keep my money. Yeah. $2,500, man, they must have been my money. Yeah. 25 man. They must've been really, yeah, that's where they are. Somebody wrote King, my 25 hundred on travel credit is a lot of tickets. Then there's one dude goes, uh, I once got a $4,000 credit from Delta for getting up my seat. That's amazing. Wow.

All right. That's a good question. That guy goes, question, so if I get off, do they rebook my next flight for no cost, or they charge me change fees? Because if you get off, and then you got to- No, no, no. They would take care of it? Yeah, they take care of it. And you got a $2,500 credit. They always put you up at the shittiest hotels.

I remember as a kid, we missed a flight, and then you'd stay in the airport like a Ramada. Oh, God. Another POS here. R Kelly is asking the Supreme Court to overturn his sexual convictions because he's saying the Protect Act wasn't passed until 2003, meaning what he did before that shouldn't be considered illegal. Kamala do it. Wait, what is, what was it that he did? I know I know what he did, but what is the, what did he get? Because he was pissing on a 14 year old, right? No, that's not why he's in prison. Okay. It's child pornography and engaging in sexual

sexual trafficking, child porn, inducing minor staff sex. Yeah, that was always illegal. Yeah, yeah. When I read about it, I was like, I was like, why isn't he in jail right now? And then 10 years later. He was like allowing them to leave? He argues that the statute of limitations had already run its course by then,

and then the law came into effect. Oh, I see. So he wants those charges dropped. Yeah, he might win that. Can you imagine? Yeah. He might win it. I doubt it. How much time is he serving? Oh hot I mean he's gonna die in prison

Who knows Sit convicted of six of 13 counts back in 2020 three for child pornography three for in 20 years 20 and he's probably what 50 something years old. So you get a nice 10 15 year run piss on people Yeah, 57. Okay Get out 77 enjoy that. Well, he'll probably get you can get out earlier than that. Some good behavior. Well, he'll probably get, you can get out earlier than that sometimes. With good behavior. Well, he'll get out, yeah. Be tough.

Tough. This was a pretty cool one. So I guess there's a position on every Olympic like, gymnastic team. There's the one guy who has one specialty, right? Oh yeah. And this is the guy that like, when you're in trouble, he goes in and he can't,

he's like a kicker, You can't screw this up. So this event's called, I can't even pronounce it, horse something. Did you don't watch it? You're not watching. Pommel horse. Pommel horse. And watch the intensity of this guy and what he does for his. Brendan's not watching the Olympics.

He hasn't said one thing. Big mistake. No. Once you go woke. I saw Simone Biles, my girl had on TV. I saw Simone. Are you gonna do had him too. I saw Simone. Are you going to do it with the glasses on like that? I guess he is.

He looks like Robbie from Barstool. He does. But Jack. So they need him to win him? To win the gold? To win this, yeah. All these guys are 5'4". It's so weird.

What the f- So he specializes in the- That's not easy. The battle horse? Yeah, this is it, full spin on one arm. What the? So he specializes in the battle horse? Yeah, this is it. This is his one thing. Oh, good for him. They won. That's huge.

And he just came in and did the damn thing. You got to come in and do the damn thing. Sounds like an alternate. Think about that. Yeah, I don't even know if he's going to go. It's just his special talents the horse thing No, we'll pretend we'll pretend every four years. We were into it. That's my favorite thing this Did you watch track and field? Yeah, did you watch it last year? Nah, man, that's everybody. I like track and field

Yeah, of course you do. I mean, I love it. Yeah, I want to see the fastest man in the world is sure who jumps the farthest Yep, name three guys No, Tyson gay. Oh, you're saying bolt. No. No, they three guys. Tyson Gaye, Usain Bolt. No, no, they're not. No, they're not active. Now? Yeah, right now. Go ahead.

That's what I thought. That's everybody though. I love Dragonfield. Really? Which event did you watch last year? Name one person. Did you watch the World Championships? Name one person.

Oh, well, I can name the girl. Go ahead. The fastest woman in the world. Sherry Richardson. Shakari Richardson. There you go. Shakari Richardson. How's she doing? Has she run yet? Let's see.

One of the best kids in America. He's 16. What? 16. She is a badass. Yeah she's fucking bad. To make the qualifier she went like this she ran by. I like how she does it in full makeup and hair. Like everything's done. The nails lashes, yeah. She's a killer. 24 year old from Dallas. So currently guys, China's in the lead with the most golds. No, but we're in the lead with most medals.

We are in the lead with most medals. Yep. Yes. It's because Russia's not involved. Even if they were, yeah. She is a badass. Once every four years we check her out man. Once every four years you check it out. Every year when she's at world championships. You don't. You don't watch them. If it comes up on my feed. Never. Oh you'll see it on TikTok or Instagram. You don't sit down on TV and watch the event. That's everybody though But we all act like we're into it. So it goes

Since we're on the Olympics. Have you guys seen this story? It's not new. It's an older story Have you seen it? Yeah, I'll play for you. Then I'll edit out likes because there's some music in here So it says weightlifter Promised his wife that one day he would win a gold medal in the Olympics But in 2007 right before 2008 competition his wife died in a car accident in order to clinch the gold record He had to give it his all In one shot to beat his personal record by an estimated over 20 kilograms

He did it bounce and then it's well he did it oh that's how you die come on big dog come on big dog that doesn't count what that didn't count no you have to hold it I think it's a three second hold and then you get three tries right chin I I think so. Yeah three You do without the animation. We don't need that animation. You don't put it out. Oh They did it we do need it See how he has to hold it Boom That was this year's Olympics? No 2009ers. Okay.

That's pretty cool though. It's in the theme of the Olympics. So see her picture? Oh man. There's a picture with her. I got a question. Has anyone ever dropped that on their foot? Oh yeah.

People died. Died? No, no, no, no. Who's dying in the Olympics? Ryan! Ryan's a giant pussy. I don't know if you know this is. Do you see how he responds to the shark?

I took you too fast. Do you see how he responds to the shark? Do you see how he responds to the shark? Oh my God, I got that fin. He drives a Tesla. It scared me dude. This, that guy, oh my God, you could die. Hey.

No, guys have died in the training room. Nah, nah, nah. When your neck, you know. It's not a problem. They deal with it all the time. Now you can get fucked up though. You can get hurt, yeah. B, I know, you're... It's not a problem. They deal with it all the time. Now you can get fucked up though. You can get hurt, yeah. I really think you should gift Brian one of your dry fast all-gas shirts.

Absolutely not. I really think... Dude, give me one. No, no. I can't believe you haven't had one yet. Am I not even allowed to wear one of those? No, you'd hurt the pants. Mine's a size small.

Do you want to borrow it? No, you'd hurt the pants. So if I came in, if I bought it on my own and I came into this... I'd cut it off. Would you rip it off my body? I'd rip it off, yeah, I'd burn it. I'm not allowed? No. It's like being a Hells Angel but wearing the colors?

Yeah, you can't have the patch, dude. I can't have the patch. You can't even be a prospect. But dude, my wife owns a Jeep. I don't drive it. No. No. No.

Not funny. Yeah. That was cool, though. That was a cool moment. No. No. Not funny. Yeah. That was cool though. That was a cool moment. Yeah. What happened? I tried. No, I love you. I'm doing a gig down in, I'm doing a gig tomorrow night. Cool, right? Good. Stand up. All good. Okay? What part? You say yes to these things, right? And I'm excited about it. This is your promotion for it? No, I'm just, you'll get a kick out of it because you say, yeah. And I'm excited about it.

It's at the Union Kitchen and Tap. Do you know where that is? That would be in, that would be, it's good crowd, big crowd, but that's in Pacific Beach. PB San Diego. I. PB, San Diego. I'm driving to San Diego. And I don't know why I missed that detail, but I said yes, and I'm going to do it. But it's a drive. Yeah, yeah. What time's the show?

It's a drive, eight o'clock. What time do I have to leave? Fuck, Papa. San Diego traffic. Here's the problem. You can't leave at six, or you won't make it. Oh, I'll be dead. You can't leave at four, because if you leave at four, then you're going to be there around seven. Three hours. Because it takes me three hours. Be cool.

Hey, Bubba. So I do that drive all the time, right, for car shit? Oh, you do. I leave at five in the morning, and I get, you get the PB around, if I leave at five, I get there at eight. No traffic. No traffic. No traffic.

No traffic. No traffic. No traffic. No traffic. No traffic. No traffic. No traffic. No five, we get there at eight. No traffic. No traffic.

No traffic. No traffic. PB from here. Now you're a little closer. So maybe two and a half hours traffic. Yeah, a little bit. Now, but what time of day are you going to go? No traffic.

It's tomorrow. There's no time of day is there. You, you, you either have to leave super early or super late. Three in the afternoon. Give me three. Come on, Pete. If you left at 3 from where you're at, then you're going to hit Orange County rush hour.

That's 4, 4, 3. You're only at 3 and 1 half hours no matter what. Oh, that's such a nightmare. I say best luck if you left at ideal times 3 and 1 half hours. Wow. Wow. All right.

What day are you going, Brent? Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. And that's just the way it is sometimes. You know what you could do? Take the train. Really?

Yeah, there's a train. You can take the train. He won't, no. It'll take a long time, but it would be more efficient. How long does the train take? We gotta leave tonight. No. No.

You always see the train going by. I was like, could I technically fly down there? Yeah. You fly down San Diego. I got my idea. I could do it. Well, I was going to say you could fly the John Wayne airport, orange County. That's such a short flight. What's this place called union? What should I be in Pacific beach? San Diego. It's such a short flight. What's this place called? Union what? Just type in Pacific Beach, San Diego. PB is like the heart of San Diego. Pacific Beach, yeah.

That's hard to get to, right? No, well I mean it's San Diego. It's the Union Kitchen and Tap, Pacific Beach. I never liked doing comedy gigs where it says kitchen, but it'll be fun. Yeah, that's, yeah. No, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good.

Find a bar. Is this 85 bucks for a 51 minute flight? I mean, ah! Out of where, out of LAX? LAX to Pacific Beach. That's the move. It's the move, right? For sure.

I really get three and a half, four hours there, three hours back after you get done late on the show. Yeah, the problem is I- I gotta get back. I gotta get back. You have to stay the night there. You have to stay the night. I could fly, I could fly back in the morning.

Yeah, do that. Right? If you left now from here, it'd be three and a half hours. That's at 1.30, Beau. You leave any, if you left at four, it would take you four and a half hours. I've done that drive. Cause I had no choice, I had to get back for Tiger's Game would take you four and a half hours. I've done that drive Because I have no choice I have to get back for Tigers game took me four and a half hours

So the move is to take no AC. It's probably a 30 minute drive flight really considering you're staying the night and then Staying at a hotel Hopefully they're paying you fantastic cuz then you need food and you know that not stop is less than an hour So you're good. It's $85. I mean, come on. Totally worth it. Yeah. But you're going to have to hotel that night.

Bunk up with a buddy like you're in college. Yeah. All right, I'll figure it out. I fucking hate the airport. I'd rather drive. I just, because driving there and then I'm going to have to drive back in the morning. I'd rather drive Because driving there and then I'm gonna have to drive back in the morning that late night drives rough No, you know you want to leave that night. I do you all leave in the morning unless you're leaving out like four I'll leave out four sometimes in the morning, right?

that night You'd rather yeah, you'd rather leave that night. You're gonna get there so much faster. Okay You wake up in bed Wake up in bed. I'll look at flights. Then you wake up in bed. Wake up in bed, I'll look at flights. I take a piss. Muscat Chin. I think Brian brought this up.

What's that? Did you not, the Trump thing with Kamala Harris being Yeah, yeah, yeah. Indian and. We should just say that two boxers in the Olympics for China and for I think Morocco or whatever, they're X, Y, or Algeria. They're both X, Y, chromosome. They're men.

They failed gender tests in the world championships. They were excluded, but the Olympics allowed them to fight. So now they're beating the shit out of women. And it's like, imagine your daughter worked her ass off to get to the Olympics. And then this dude shows up and beats up your daughter Algeria and Chinese Taipei. And then people are going to tell you, hey man, what's fair is fair.

Fuck you. How crazy is that? Two dudes. Two dudes who are allowed to compete and beat up women. And so these people who are, they're feminists, because they're on the far left, but they're also, they hate women because they think biological men should be able to take scholarships and trophies away. Fully intact males, just because they say they're also like they hate women because they think biological men should be able to take scholarships and trophies away, fully intact males just because they say they're

women. They're so fucking crazy. They are so crazy. They make no sense. Yeah, but you still watch the Olympics. No, I'm not watching the Olympics. Yeah, you are. No, I'm not.

Yeah, I am. Yeah, you are. Man, it's unbelievable. We're dealing with craziness. We're just dealing with insanity, dude. We'll look back in 10 years, Mike. What? I hope so.

I hope so. Unless the world gets even crazier and Kamala wins here way worse. Yeah. Well, we'll see about that. She won't. What else you got, Jen? Have you guys seen this video yet? Yep.

Yeah. It's a whale that crashed. You know what? I did an accident. Yeah. Because they get blinded by the schools of fish that they're trying to eat Yeah, they're jumping up. Yeah, like oh, there's a you just happen to be there That could have been us in Alaska man. That's exactly what I thought of dude. When are we gonna stuff that fucking halibut? Somebody needs to look into it. Not me. All right

Cuz he into it. Not me. All right. Cause he, that help has got to be dead by now and stinky. No, no, no. So dude, you're, it's a proto. It's a, we did. So they, they look at the exact fish. They recreate it. It looks stuffed. You put it up there. I worked out here. That's that helmet broke this, this rod this rod that's a rod I was ruling in. Brian put two fingers on it I was really like this Brian helped two fingers. I was holding it and it broke in my hand but I caught it. We got a look into that chin. I got it I got it. Apparently the guy who does it's in California if there's a company out there that does those renderings of fish we're not trying

to stuff a real one because it's dead and we already ate it. Oh I ate most of it already. Um, someone does it reach out. Look at ate it. All right, mostly already. Yeah No one does it reach out. Look at this shit. So this is good By the way, some of these are not that new this is but I thought this is fascinating So these two guys they're named they're both named the same name like Brady Feigl, which is a crazy. Yeah Yeah, Brady Feigl both of the headline reads two identical looking athletes with the same name get a DNA test. And they both are pitchers for the minor leagues. Whoa. What?

Hold on. I'll just play it for you guys. When we first met these two minor league pitchers. And they look really similar. We're both 6'4". We're both 6'4". Red hair. The red hair.

They sound the same. Bushy, ginger beard. And the glasses. Both wear glasses. That is hair, the red hair. They sound the same. Bushy, ginger beard, the glasses, both wear glasses. That is insane, right? Weird. We arranged for a DNA test. All right, I got it.

These two things. They actually look different. So different. They do, but I mean, to me, it's the name. The name thing is weird. That kid's the looker. That kid's the looker. You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they were brothers. There's some similarities, I've got to say, somewhere way back down the line. I've seen First 48 too many times. They're not related in any facet. As the video goes longer and longer. So let's check this out. So they're both 53% Germanic Europe.

Sure. If they were actually. But they're not obviously related, but. No. But they're from Germany. You're not fascinated by this, Bryn? No, it's interesting. I think it's actually obviously related, but. No. But they're from Germany. You're not fascinated by this, Bryn? No, it's interesting. I think it's actually really interesting, but.

It'd be interesting if they. It's a hell of a coincidence. It'd be a better story if they were actually related. What's crazy is. I think it's even better because they're not. It's an insane mathematical coincidence that their names are Brady Feigl. That's six foot four.

No, we should ask, they should be talking to their parents like, why did they have the same last name same first name Talk to the parents like what the fuck's going on here. That's weird but also both of them same height pitchers like How the hell they it's weird. They're not related. Yeah As the video went on you're like, oh well that guy's better looking Right As the video went on you're like, oh well that guy's better looking. Right.

Because you know when he was wearing glasses and the hat it kind of covers up. Yeah they shaved his beard down and the guy, one looks more athletic. We have more but they're not, I don't think you guys are gonna dig them. More about twins? No. How about, okay so I don't think you guys care much about this but have you guys ever seen YouTube videos on Japanese 7-elevens? They have good food. Amazing food. So does in England and in Ireland.

If you remember, remember, you and Jay, we're in, I think Manchester. Remember we walked to that, like it was in a 7-eleven, but whatever it's called out there and the food. Like a mini market. And the food was legit. Yeah. So apparently Italy is that way. You guys, you do that, like the truck truck stops the food is homemade. It's unbelievable

homemade most of the world is you know, I Well, but the but the but the place up here not 7-eleven whatever that is the the shell They got they got taquitos and pizza and chicken wings, you know, but I mean our 7-elevens here They're not dude the foods been on there forever. You know that the warm or whatever Yeah, it's not good like go to Korea or Japan. Dude. It is legit food insanely good. Yeah Yeah, well, it's about time. So they're coming to America. That's the whole that's the current rate up But it's Japanese style some that means seven. It's seven elevens. It's a Here's what in the in the car world, you know, seven like cars at seven, like hashtag seven 11 cars is like a big thing.

What does that mean? Like people will take their cars and taking pictures that night in front of seven 11. It's in seven 11 has their own like car team, like race team. Oh, but it's like a, it's almost like an unspoken thing, but the cars are seven 11th a thing. You'll see like dope ass cars. Yeah. They sell like race merch and shit. Yeah. Interesting. Some lemons pop it. I love seven 11 original big gold, baby. There you go. They're trying to send me this big thirsty. Get the fuck out my face, man. We're like golf bad daddy. You know what I'm saying?

You got that calm Hawk to baby It's a Hawk to yeah You want one more? Oh shit. I saw this just today Holy shit. Yes, so some woman was tied chained to a tree for 40 days and it was because of her husband This is in India I believe her husband was Indian and wanted her to, and wanted her to suffer, but she's, she was found by a shepherd. Oh my God.

I'd like to see a before and after. Do we know why he changed us? I mean, he's just an evil dude. Oh, here we go. Oh, she's an American woman has found chained a tree in an Indian forest. She had been for 40 days, drinking a manhunt. Uh, she was 49 found by a shepherd forest. Okay. He heard her crying for several days. That's another weird thing too. You know, Hey man, go check day one, huh? Day seven. He's like, you know what? Look at her. She's starving that that dog is talking english they said she had lockjaw too because uh,

Some sort of injection right? It says she also uh claims she was administered injection for extremes Oh, wow, severe lockjaw. So Inability to drink any water scumbag husband tied me to a tree in a forest Oh, so he did lockjaw so she couldn't yell or talk and she had to write that down in a note to the authorities so that they can because she couldn't talk keep going. Ms. Kuhner was found with her legs tied to the tree but her hands unbound. Police officer said she was too done to chain herself there was also reported marks from numerous other injuries on her body she was wearing a see-through raincoat. Um, okay.

Please have registered a case of attempted murder, you think. Who was accused of chaining her up before he escaped. Jesus. Just tied her to a tree here. Live this way. Wow. I mean, I think- Oh, wait, go down, go down. Let me see her husband.

Doug's found a Miss Kimura show that she was a resident of South Indian state. She's an, she's a American, but started living there. Found her, a tiger didn't find her huh? Leopard. But the fact that she survived 40 days, that's what her event is. And you can tell, look at her. Oh my gosh, dude. She did a straight fast

Wow, 40 days fuck you up. Look at her in the picture Yeah, you joking me, but that's a good question to see when you're saying Brenda about how she looked before. Yeah, I'd like to see before What if she looked like that girl at the Last Supper for the Olympics ceremony? And then 40 days go by that's what you want to do for that kind of a thing yeah what the husband's like is the only way we could get her to stop eating or whatever pain she must have gone oh my god at night to sleeping if you are sleeping you're probably so hungry dude that was her that might that's a before there she is wow

Here I don't know that's definitely not her that's a little it says girl Maybe that's a really like yeah young picture. I don't know dude. No, it's not I read it's a different story God now that just say three days ago Whoo, what kind of piece of shit does that? Man. Sadist. It's also just leave dude. There's your Henry Lee Lucas guy.

He's interesting. Henry Lee Lucas. What does it say there? I mean, number wise he's, he's the, uh, will chamberlainer serial killers. Yeah. Cause he said he killed like over 2000 people, but they can't find any of it. But he admitted he might have like three, but then to like, with authorities to get

benefits in prison, he lied about all these bodies and they couldn't find it. Because like I've killed hundreds, thousands. Weird guy. Yeah. Weird drifter. There's a documentary on Netflix. Said he killed 600 and they're like, dude, we found one and you accidentally killed him.

Yeah. Hmm. 600 is. He said 600. Yeah. That's a lot of people. Yeah. He killed like one on accident.

Oh, did you see the guy? You fucking. The cops, the, the mother's cleaning out her son's closet. He's like 25 living at home. Big pasty white guy. Not your types and us. And then son's closet, he's like 25, living at home. Big pasty white guy, not your types and us. And he, and she finds, well you know what she finds

in the closet? A head and human hands. Oh yeah, that was a wild joke. She calls her husband, her husband calls the cops. Cop goes, so you found something in the closet? He goes, yeah, he goes, yeah. He goes, can you found something in the closet. He goes, yeah. He goes, yeah. He goes, can you tell us what it was? He goes, it was a human head and hands.

Well, I'm gonna need you to go sit in the patrol car. We're just gonna go check things out. Like, you killed a homeless guy. They were nice to him too, yeah. Killed a homeless guy and decided to take his hands and his head as a, well, you gotta go away, sir. Yeah, we're gonna fuck you up. Forever. Forever. Just this big, weird dude, And his head as a we gotta go away sir. Yeah forever forever Just this big weird dude just sitting there like mm-hmm kind of like

The way he's talking like I hit he didn't have like any worries like yeah, okay, like you sit here and she's up The jigs up they're like you need water. He's like no, I'm good I'm gonna shut the door honey. Okay, so go ahead People crazy man. I got caught. Like that stuff scares me more, like when you talk about like horror movies or scary movies, like the shock and awe is one thing,

but that, like that, that's real. Like that's someone who did that, and now they're gonna make a movie about it. Or like a whole thing about it. Yeah, he only killed once, it's not a fun movie, but if he got away with it for a while. Have you seen Blackbird on Apple? No.

You should watch that. No. Really? Oh yeah, it's a true story based off a book. It's great. What's it about? So there's this guy who's a drug runner, reminds me of Stevie Blue Eyes.

Handsome devil, really good with ladies, everyone loved him, charming. He goes, gets convicted on like a drug charge, but everyone loves him. He's friends with like the Mongols, the Hells Angels, the Cartel, the Mafia. Like he's, they're like, dude, everyone gravitates towards you. And it's true story. Then there's a serial killer in like, in the worst of the worst prisons and he's going to get out in like a month if they don't find out where the other bodies are at. So undercover, nobody else knows

except for like two people involved. They send him to the same cell block. And they're like, if you find out where the bodies are buried or if you give them to admit to it, we'll let you out early. They gave him 10 years. His dad has cancer and he's gonna live only for three. So he does it and he's like, what? Don't tell me the story. I mean, let me let me watch it now. That's already I'm intrigued

I'm already in I'm already watch it on your way to San Diego. I mean I'm already in that's great. That's a great story Great. I gotta watch that. That's a free. Yeah, okay for a while. Wow. Yeah, I want to watch Fantastic got me going on that. Wait, have you not have you seen presume innocent? What? Fuck you. Hey, fuck you. Wait, have I seen what I can't wait? What did you say? What did you say? Nothing? Nothing, don't ask me. I couldn't understand what he actually said Presumed in a jillin hole. Oh, yeah, presumed innocent. What about it? That's that's that's an old movie though. That that's from With Harrison Ford, right?

Yeah, is that the remake? I can't, what else you got, Chad? Come on, dude. Is it the remake? Yeah. It's a TV series. What's J.J.O. on all? Oh, it's a TV series.

I'll leave you with me right now. This is the best show you ever see. What? You like Breaking Bad, right? And all that shit, right? Sopranos is good, right? And it crushes all that. What? Yeah, best show you see see what you like breaking bad right and all that shit right sopranos is good, right? Yeah, and it's crushes all that what yeah, but sure you see all your what easily presumed innocent Yeah, Oh you be saw the movie soon audience Okay, um

I can't this is a negative one on what is this? But just give me your thoughts on this because I don't know what to think of this So let me see the headline first before you try to go work at me I'm not gonna guess a police officer brutally punches handcuff man the face. Yeah, so I've been I told you Brenda's real quick. What's he arrested for exactly? There's no details about that. All right Let me guess white cop black guy Yes, but there's also a black cop on the scene as well. So just check this out Yes, but there's also a black cop on the scene as well. So just check this out has launched an invested guy your cell phone video goes viral

It shows a police officer punch a handcuffed man. So you'll see what happens here The incident has now sparked calls for the officer to be criminally charged That's a big that's a big man that guy's kind of like hey man, it was like a little... So look what leads up to it. That guy's huge. They said handcuffed too and he wasn't... I don't think he was actually completely handcuffed. I guess. If that was my brother or my father and you did that to him, I'd be like, fuck you. Yeah, yeah. Depends what you did. Yeah, exactly.

So it was a traffic stop. Apparently it was a traffic stop. But you're still not allowed to punch a man in the face like that. You can't do it. And I'm sorry, but that has been happening to black people for a heather. So I get it. I get it. It has, it really has.

It's been happening in the eighties, nineties, seventies, sixties, fifties, believe me. And that and much worse So sure Statistically though Of course not, but I'm saying yeah, I'm just about I'm just on numbers. That's not great. I don't have any context I don't know Cops jobs are tough. I should have punched him in the face, but I have no clue what's going on there It's a giant man though. He is massive. And a small white guy like punched him. He's like, come on, dude, please stop.

He's like, hey, hit me in the jaw, stop. He's like, come on, man, is there a breeze? But, yes, typically white guys are killed more by cops, but teach it's own. We can run on that narrative if you want. We can do that. He's going to get in trouble for that and should. You can't punch a guy in the face. So let me ask you this. So should should he lose his job? I Think more details have to come out because I don't I don't know Damn, dude, I don't know man. You'd have to see lose his job

You have to look at what's going on and then with the Secret Service that didn't protect Trump All the losers job. What do you want to do there? But I think that in that case you you're just not allowed to do that. Right? Depends. What if they told you that guy has a severe history of hitting cops and beating women? Yes, but you're not allowed to do when a guy's hands are behind his back and you're cuffing him, you're simply not allowed to punch somebody in the face. You're not allowed to. It's actually most police officers at the LAPD. They'd be like, get that. Hey, you fucking gay that they're very professional. The LAPD is an incredibly professional organization. Oh yeah. You're talking about,

you're talking about the minority cops. So what I'm saying is that most of the LAPD. It's like saying all white people are serial killers cause Jeffrey Domp. They're there. Most the LAPD has always been known actually as being a button down, amazing organization. And the cops themselves have always been known to be in really good shape. They're not fat, they're in fucking really good shape. In fact, there was a time when they were like, they look like a paramilitary squad. And the chief police said, I'm not going to apologize for my fucking officers being in great shape.

That's most cops in America. They do an amazing job, they're incredibly professional. That example, I don't think most cops are like, dude, what are you doing? Now maybe at a moment, right? Maybe something happened, maybe he's having the worst day of his life. But when you say he loses his job,

what if I told you that was a 30 year cop in the most decorated one? Should he lose his job? No. No. Personally, I'm the wrong guy to ask. There's no context. But you don't have enough information. I think there's no context. Also, can we bring up, I could bring up, I have literally a thousand incidences of cops can punch in the face, cops can shot. Of course. But nobody's saying that. Like

I'm very pro blue, right? And I support law enforcement, 100%. But if you see a guy who's got his hands behind his back, he's going, what did I do? And he gets punched for saying that. Can't have it. He can't have it. You can't have it. He's got to pay the price.

Now, I don't know what that price is. Suspended without pay? Sure, you could do that. But to lose his livelihood, if he's on the force for 20 years? You know, a lot of jobs are that way a lot of jobs in the military and stuff You're gone. If you fuck up like that, you're gone So there are a lot of jobs and especially if you're holding people to a high standard like so what was he thinking? He knows he's been filmed. I don't a lot of police officers are held. They're very high standard

Just like you brought up before on remember I brought up on shop show, some guy that got sucker punched by a security guard or police officer. Yeah. But when I looked into it. Why don't I tell you, Jen. Yeah, he was, he kicked open or he destroyed a glass door. He was going crazy. So in moments like that, it's like you kind of, you got to do do what you gotta do to get them, you know. Most people who criticize, like who say,

you can't have chokeholds and all, they've never been a cop dealing with dangerous people. Police officers deal with big, dangerous people all the time. And their life is online always. So until you've been in those situations and you've actually had to wrestle with a perp, and you don't know what that person's gonna reach for your gun and he's got a weapon He's gonna bite you there's a thousand things. Yes, you don't know. Well, you don't know so and it all happens

But also but everyone's being gaslit also remember We can Hopefully their stories I doubt there is There's a thousand positive stories happening right now of cops taking out bad guys, saving your ass from crime. Now that doesn't get highlighted. So remember, if you're just ignorant to it, man, all cops are bad, look at that cop. That is one out of millions of Indians.

Every day they deal with it, every day. 99% of the time, there's no issues and they're doing the right thing. But I have a caveat to that. That guy who's really big might have been resisting arrest. He's not letting him cuff him. He's not. That's what I'm saying, we don't have concepts.

So in that situation where the guy's going, he's saying, put your hands together, what did I do and he's not letting him, that's a strong dude. So they can't really cuff him. So it might've been, put your hands, he goes, what did I do? And he's not letting him, that's a strong dude. So they can't really cuff him. So it might've been, hey, hey, I've asked you 15 times and he lost his patience and hit him. Or the next thing is physical force.

That's all gonna come out. That's all gonna be investigated and come out. My guess is he's probably gonna be off the court. I bet you he's not. I bet you he's not. We don't know. But either way. But this narrative of defund the police and police are bad

You know, of course you have to be well, that's that's that's been so it's so loud It's been so difficult all this debunked, but they run on it. Yeah, they'll run on it Democrats run on it But let me see that one more time the punch. Yeah, the problem is we don't see the before Yeah, and we don't have the that. Yeah. And we don't have the... that's why it sucks to... This is like a big thing that's in the news. The man's a legit giant. Okay? And... It... he doesn't look like he's resisting.

But it looks like he's not. ...involving two southeast area LA... He doesn't look like he's struggling. They can't cuff him yet though. He doesn't look like... oh see he's not... He is. He's saying put your arm on your back. And he's saying what? ...detained following a traffic stop in Watts.

The slog happened as the 30-year-old man identified by a community activist as Alexander Donta Mitchell is heard yelling. What could I do? Oh! Oh! This young man had his hand. So it looks like the young man had his other hand

and he wasn't cooperating. I kind of feel bad for bringing this up now because we don't have enough context. We don't know. If you are not cooperating with police, you're resisting arrest. And if you're resisting arrest, that is a charge he's going to have to contend with. Now he might get off that charge because he got punched in the face and there might be a better way to deal with that, which would be, but by the way, you're also allowed to tase somebody in that situation.

So he could have gotten punched in the face, he also could have gotten tased and he'd be on the ground. So there are a lot of different things there that, you know, it looks like he's just... There also has to be some accountability like, okay, you got punched in the face, probably shouldn't have done it. Why'd you get punched in the face though? And stop resisting. Should you have put your hands behind your back

if you didn't do anything? It's not a race thing. No, it's not. It's not race. Do what they tell you to do. And Brian can nail on the head. I'm so sorry, we live in a civilized society. There are tears to whatever.

You trust police to protect you. If a cop tells you to stop moving, you stop moving. If you wanna keep moving and you get shot, what do you want me to tell you? There has to be accountability. There has to be some sort of accountability. I'm just saying. See, they say he's not resisting,

but he had his arm here, and the guy was trying to get his arm back, okay? No, that's KTLA says he's not resisting. Yeah, but you can see that if you're doing that, and you're not allowing someone to cuff you, that is resisting arrest. He is within his jurisdiction to tase you. I don't think he's allowed to punch you. You know what's crazy?

Just visually, right? So the punching in the face, if he tased him, it would look way better than, even though tasing would be probably worse. That's a good point, Gene, yeah. But I'm saying just visually, just punching him in the face looks bad. Yeah, all right. I'm saying just visually, just punching in the face looks bad. Yeah.

All right. I'm sure Tazing might have been protocol. What do you got next? Oh, this is also negative, sorry. So there's a kid that's 11 years old who, you know what swatting is? Yep. When you call in a fake crime, that happens.

He's done this at least 21 times. Wow. And now he's finally arrested. It took him 20 times to catch him. 21 times. Well, they had to do an investigation to find out exactly, you know. He's 11.

11 years old. He's 11, and clearly, you know, he has a problem. But for him to do this 20 times and not get caught, he's young enough where you could direct that kind of energy into something pretty good that's my takeaway on he's 11 figured out how not to get caught all this fucking time and you grown-ups gonna catch him sure he should be reprimanded and we should do this and kick him out for the year but someone should take that Kim like hold on what are you into dude yeah cuz clearly have a workout smart. Clearly you're smart as shit.

He's into disrupting shit. That can be the sign of a sociopath. Because he's into just- But it could also be a sign of a kid who's just misguided off the tracks and bored as fuck and he's really smart. Get him into sports or something. Get him into something.

Or maybe he's not athletic. Maybe he's this nerdy kid who knows how to figure shit out, but you could use that to your advantage. That kid could have a cool life, you know, if you get him on the right path. I agree. That's why I look at that stuff you know, if you get him on the right path. I agree. That's why I look at that stuff. Nobody got hurt, let's figure it out.

You know you and I are a couple of liberal, liberal guys when it comes to crime, right? Oh, when it comes to crime, I'm not. But you are. No, 11 year old didn't hurt anybody. But you both, you and I both are. Because nobody got hurt. No, no, no.

Big difference, big difference. Nobody got hurt. But we'd all be like, is he here to get, you know. No, no, see, we're different with that. I'm not, I don't get down with that. With anvy. Oh nobody got hurt, and he's just doing the silly shit I agree smart kid. He's 11. Nobody got hurt. He says don't let his age fully. He's a smart and dangerous kid This is what his brother said Weird dark side okay well the problem is seems like a the one. You look at the online videos of animal cruelty.

Okay, well I didn't know he's mentally disturbed. You're dealing with a socio. Okay, well he's probably on a path and we need to lock him up forever. You're dealing with a socio. You know what we need to do? We need to strap him to a tree for 40 years. Yeah, that kid's gonna be a problem.

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