The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan’s First Steroid Cycle? | TFATK Ep. 1154

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

On this episode of The Fighter and The Kid, Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen sit down with comedian Nick Simmonsfor a wide-ranging conversation that hits fitness culture, aging, and the thin line between jokes and bad ideas.The guys also talk about why Sydney Sweeney has become the internet’s current IT girl, how celebrity momentum actually works, and why certain stars dominate culture at the right moment. Later, they react to Sal Vulcano’s TikTok disaster and why short-form content can be brutal for comedians when things go sideways.From gym talk and testosterone jokes to pop culture dominance and social media pile-ons, this episode covers exactly why nothing stays casual once the mics are on.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkO'Reilly Auto Parts- https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/FIGHTER! #trueclassicpod Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Guys, there's going to be some banging because they're taking walls down. There's two large men banging above us. Yeah, so they're taking walls down in this studio. Either hammers or they're banging each other.

Now, I came in and Brendan said, I said, well, my testosterone is high. And you went, I know, dude, you're, but you're rail thin. So what do you want to do? You're like the heavy gal that says, my blood works fine. It's like, yeah, but you're still way over weight. If you're small, I really don't care about your stuff. You know, it's like, when a small guy's like, oh, man, my blood works out. I'm like, I know, but you're tiny.

You know, don't say I'm tiny. You are there. But so we're talking about big shit here. You know what size shirt do you wear? I fit into a medium. Now, hold on. it's a little risky with a medium because my back is pretty broad guys so you could fit into a small theoretically that's not possible a small is literally suffocating like child's large no no dude

no i don't like the way this conversation is going at all i am you know you're 117 pounds you know you know when you see a super like rail thing girl and she's giving you advice on diet like bitch but dude like a ribs like a fat personal trainer oh dude dude you're doing you're you well you've never trained arms but those arms are not terrible you remember we measured we measured your arms and they were we have a measuring tape here chin

were they were they were he had 13 inch arms which is good for an eighth grader no dude here good for an eighth grader 13 inches man yes because they were smaller than Brian Shaw's calves well yeah well that's of course they were Brian Shaw's got enormous

calves dude that's a terrible but I think the thing is why why when you told me your blood work and I usually zone it out is because, like, you're hesitant to try stuff. He's like, I don't want to mess up my nuclear system. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's stuff he can do that's not going to touch you. So what would you say?

What real fast? How much you wear? I weigh 173 pounds. Victim weight. So what would. Dude, you got to take that back right now. Victim weight. All right? You're prey.

No, dude. No, no, no. No, I just, my shoulders are super sore right now because I've been training. Victim weight. I've been training. Oh, we have taken. measure in studio yeah oh we're doing this is hard because i can't do it with this i got you i don't think you can flex oh you are flexing 13 fuck did i fucking

do brandon tigers are 12 and a half no no no do breton i'm sure you get that peak up there going a little low though get that peak get that peak 17 3 quarters that's pretty fucking good yeah not really here do mine again do mine again because that let me so you're three inches

may be bigger it's a big deal hold on get the peak oh 13.25 fuck it hey motherfucker yeah let me guess yours I think you're wrong with 18s buddy

you think so Homeboy's got some... Yeah, 18 or maybe 19s. They're not 20s. Listen, they mean 20s, but you keep them clean. Those ain't 20s, but you keep them clean. Let me get the try. You got.

Yeah. Yeah, don't let them cheat you now, Nick. What are we at? 18. What, he's doing the only? Yeah. Yeah, those are 18. We did calves, the problem.

Yeah, so... Well, my calves are huge. Let's get the Dicks out. The Dix is... Brian might be to say his... Moving on. I've seen Brian's Dick. Moving on.

He's been my dick. What kind of stack could you give Bratt now hold on before you give off this fucking gold gym D ball stack

Remember he turns 59 58 yeah yeah nice try yeah right 59 in a few weeks yeah

like two weeks January 26 blah three weeks here's thing Brian is he's six 60 this call

what he's 60 chin's 50 so he's not 50 so he's not 50 so he's not 50 so here's my theory he's not long for this earth's there's not that many years left hey so it's like dude you might as well go all out you know i agree go out in a fucking blaze of glory yeah go out

by blaze of glory i mean veins in your fucking neck i like this and like with your body as you age you're going to deteriorate and like you have nothing left training yeah well still rolling you're rolling um you warm up for a long time long time and still hurting right now you also I'm rolled in a while. You warm up like someone in the 80s. You do toe touches and side steps. Don't say that stuff, dude. I've seen you do it.

Don't say that stupid shit, dude. I have, I'm state of the art. I'm state of the art. I do bird dogs. I do fire hydrants. Brian's doing a lot of stuff. Brian's doing jazz.

He's doing jazzercise. He's doing jumping jacks. He does do jumping jacks. But what kind of stack would you give them? Okay. Like legit. Don't tell me waiting your ANA bar. No.

So I'm being realistic here And I'll give you my reasoning Okay 300 megs a test You don't need to go higher than that What is 300 megs? It's uh So like 160 would be TRT range

You're basically doubling that Right? Really? So you're going to run that for maybe 8 to 12 weeks My balls are going to shrink Yeah but you take Which would help

Which would be a bonus Yeah That's one of the perks You could take HG And they'll still plop Yeah But the downside of HG Is what?

One of the side effects is if you do get a girl pregnant, high chance twins. Yeah. Which happens to my-increges your spurn. Really? It's you. Happen to a buddy of mine. We don't need a six-year-old dad, dude. We don't need two more kids.

We already got, yeah, I don't need six kids. All right. But HGG, you could take. Brian is slowly becoming a black cornerback in the NFL, just four different baby mama, seven kids. But without the NFL pension. Oh, shit. Antonio Cromartney. Yeah.

So 300. And this is where some people don't usually take this because of this side effect of it. But I would put you on EQ, Echo Poys. So Echo Poys. It's usually made for horses. But hear me out. But hear me out. It makes you eat so fucking.

And that's your problem. You eat like a fucking bird. Yeah. I'm a little bird. Yeah. You like a toddler. You just graze. He nips on cheeses and toast.

that's all brine's cheeseer i'll have also have some meat i'll have some brown lamb here and there yeah like your spirit animals like a white-tailed damn unfortunately like you're a little fun i'm unfortunately i want to be a mountain lion yeah it's all good i'm i'm probably more of a coyote give me a coyote yeah i'll give you that not a wolf maybe an ant's eater uh but i'm not an ardvark yeah but he just grazes bryan's the guy when you go over its house is anybody hungry he cuts I know it's like, dude, I'm a grown grapes and grapes. I make you a cappuccino. Hey, I'm not a chick off Instagram.

I'm not eating grapes and a slice of cheese. So EQ would make, because I remember one time I took it back in the day and you already know my appetite is fucking insane. Yeah. I went through 31 White Castle burgers in one sitting. Holy shit. And was not satiated.

31? Yeah, I was like a dying golden retriever. I thought I was, I could just eat until I die. I don't need that. But you being able to eat all. that and taking 500 milligrams of EQ, 350 milligrams of test. You'll put on size so fast. I'm just worried about at his age, the blood pressure and the lipids. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what we're saying eight to 12 week cycle. Yeah, you don't want to run it too hard. Okay. Yeah. And that's it.

Yeah, you don't need crazy. Because your biggest thing is you don't eat. Like, you need to be eating your weight in grams of protein a day. I never do that. And this is something that's actually, you're going to be so, it's going to make you insane how, like how much. I started eating I started doing a long time ago I never forgot this I was lifting weights and I was doing what this guy told me and I was taking I was taking protein powder I was just I was doing my body weight and protein and I did fucking my my girlfriend goes you've gotten more muscular yeah you look bigger you look puffer do you might the amount of people I know that even take gear and just don't grow because they don't eat yeah that's that

you get a you get a feed I work out and it doesn't matter what you're doing yeah yeah so like How much do you eat a lot? No, you don't have to, though. I get my protein, for sure. I do like three, four protein shakes a day. You do? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, protein shakes actually would be good for you in reality because, like, yeah. Protein shakes are just like people who just don't have time on the go. What do I put in the protein shake? I mean, you could take in more calories. So, I mean, if you try oat milk with protein, with protein powder, it tastes banging. Yeah, it's great.

If they want to add calories, you could add almond butter, stuff like that. Okay. Oat milk, almond butter. Yeah. You eating, if you actually, if you actually, upped your protein you would notice a huge difference size wise but and you'd also and energy yeah energy and you'd heal so much faster you wouldn't be walking around sore at all times you're always that's where bpc 157 would help out it takes all the inflammation they call they call the wolverine peptide right yeah

you take that every day you do yeah every day i did a crazy workout yesterday i'm not sore wow yeah you that that's the best peptide because it has the only problem is if if if you're someone who has cancer in your family it is something to watch out for if you're someone who is who has any types of tumors watch out for it because it promotes angiogenesis which is a problem when it comes to

tumor disease right yeah yeah everything grows oh dude I hit 375 for 2 yesterday did you yeah yeah we're gonna have to do me and me close yeah 4 oh 5 me and Brennan be recording in the gym and we're gonna have to do 75 for 2 means you can do 400 probably maybe I don't know

it's there's like there's like a mental thing there's a big jump it's like a mental thing too because like once you see the four plates on there you're like here we're this is some fucking big boy way yeah yeah that's fucking dicey yeah the first 375 super easy the second one I have to fight through but yeah I think my goal is to get brian to 225 benching wise yeah the only problem with that I say wait that'll never have the only the only problem of 225 it gets dicey when you get older with your old tendons and joints, right? Your problem is because you didn't grow up doing it, you know, so you don't have like

the ligaments really aren't built for it. That's right. Like you don't have forged internals. You have old internals. That's so true. Like I, I didn't, I didn't ever really lift, you know. That's what I told you for your son. Like, because when I first started lifting, I mean, I wrestled.

So they didn't really want us doing too much like, like upper body strength stuff like while like in the off season. So me and my cousin, we started going to this power lifter as a trainer. and what he did to us would be considered abuse because it would be Monday would be 10 set to 10 on squat Wednesday would be 10 set to 10 on deadlift Friday would be yeah but he would make you go you had to throw up on leg day if you didn't vomit on leg day

you didn't go harder yeah it was we were like 17 years old but you could do just just 10 sets of squat 10 sets of deadlift it was like straight power lifting at that age and you put on weight you put on muscle yeah I built it stronger I built a base that, like, now you've seen me. Even if I take time while for working out, I'm still going to have a base. But you never built a base. I never built a fucking base.

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That's good. I mean, they've also, they've done the research on it, and it doesn't actually harm children. That's such a, well, that's small people started that. Yeah. Right? Small dads are then. Small dads. Yeah, we don't need to get it.

No, all good things come from lifting weights. Yeah. That's why I tell you, like, I don't think 225 benching is going to hurt you, because in reality, you lifting heavy is actually going to build some my shoulders have been fucked up here i got some tenonized from jiu jihitsu yeah nick love you he 59 bubble yeah we just got to be little careful with that you know what is with the explosive stuff yes you know yeah old people with explosive stuff is crazy oh dude you appreciate this last night was at dinner with this kid who works at first form he was the number two power snatch uh dude in the world he was on the national team and he was like smaller

black kid he was like smaller and i was like smaller and i was like did you play sports because everyone at first form like all monster athletes previously and he's like yeah yeah do you know much about power lift I'm like a little bit he's like yeah I did uh the power cleaning power snatch or the stats and I was like cool in my head I'm like good the fuck out really because he's small yeah yeah snatch that's like lap up in that's hard yeah that's an olympic for these numbers he's 170 pounds he did 510 what that's that's fucking crazy and and dude was it but he has to be he's must be ranked in the world

he was number one and he was number one I think in the United States he was number two on the national team and he lived in Colorado Springs and not a big guy 170 oh his legs he was probably 5 8 5 9 his legs were like one of them was both of mine put together but then his upper body was small but then his

his fucking lower body it was like crazy monster yeah is this that's just the number one I just thought yeah when he told me about I'm like Jesus Christ At a young age, it's fine to work explosive stuff, but I used to be, like, before I became a full-time comic, I was a personal trainer at Equinox, which is just rich people and old women, old rich women who are bored at fucking home. Yeah. And the amount of, the amount of 60-year-old women, I remember one time a 60-year-old woman, she was like, I was like, what is your goal?

And she goes, I want to be more explosive. And I was like, for what? Explosive. What do you want to get to the manager faster? Like, what are you doing? I had a guy tell me, I told you that this power lifter. comes out to me and he goes, I was doing all that. Remember when I was doing snatch?

I was at that Venice Barbell Club and I was doing Olympic weightlifting. And this guy saw me doing it. This guy was built with a real base, an older guy like my age. He was a little older and he comes up and he goes, hey, I don't want to, what are you trying to do? I don't want to be a busy body, but what are you trying to do? I said, I'm just doing snatch and clean. And he goes, I'm just telling you, brother, I do this, I do it competitively.

And you're doing it to a, you're going to hurt yourself. What are you trying to do? I just want to put on muscle. He goes, just go in by Arnold's book and body build, dude. I think that's what you want to do. This is, you're going to hurt yourself. You're doing pliometrics. He's like, there's no reason to do that stuff.

It's so extra. It's extra. Can I ask you a question this is just not even funny? So I, we used to work at gyms and that was like how you would get clients, right? Like you'd go up to someone who's doing something wrong or something like that. I, and this is the question I have because I'm so, Jack, no one's going to ask me. You know, no one's going to correct me. that's just joking but uh i always see people doing things in the gym that i'm like that's gonna hurt

them yeah but i feel like i'd be a dickhead i think it's i think it's how old there you think so i think it's important it depends yeah i think you come up to somebody most of us like people like me if a guy like you comes up and says you're doing that wrong i would listen to you yeah because yeah especially if you said if you were like hey dude can i just tell you i've been doing it my whole life you're doing that and you're going to actually hurt yourself what are you trying to be in shape yeah that's fair you're in shape but also

also there's like a guy like your size or somebody who comes up and you're in the gym it's your space they're not going to be a dick to you sure right they're not going to be like you know unless there's some Russian kickboxer

with a problem or I don't know what they go away from me whatever the fuck it is but I think for the most part gym are you at I know right I think most of most in fact in fact anybody who knows sports would actually tell me more you know yeah because like I saw a guy probably your age of the day and he was doing

you ever seen people they grab the the weight and they do these thing that's going to help their obliques? Yeah. Yeah. And that's the fastest way to destroying your spine. Really? Because your spine is not, like your T spine is not supposed to go. It's supposed to go this way, this way. It's not the top of your spine is not supposed to bend this way. It doesn't be like, you know, like a desk chair that goes back and forth.

So when they're doing that, they're just compacting their spine over and over again and making it move. And now they're doing weighted like 70, holding a 70 pound kevon. Bell doing that and it's like you're just destroying it and I'm like what do you think of these things when people do this stuff with heavyweight it's good I mean it's like core building and stuff like that is that what's that chin I know I just type in number two power snatches he stopped like 10 years ago dude okay yeah yeah that looks like what's that black comic Craig Craig Robinson looks like yeah Craig Robinson is a big fella is he he's got in shape no he's got in shape no but he's also got a large frame very broad shoulder

was a very big guy. Have you seen Kumail? Yeah. Camel's freak now. Well, his best friend is Batista. Is he? Yeah. From the movies?

Yeah. So. Did you see his bid on people making fun of him for getting shape? He's like, I got to be the only guy who gets strolled for getting in jail. No. Well, he's like, and now I can't get out of shape.

But look, he's also, he's also, you know, there was some help there, right? I mean, he's not Natty. That's a fact. I think is who cares, though. That's great. Okay. Okay, you want to make fun of him? You do it.

You know how hard that is. to get that lean and jacked. Especially you go from what he was. Like put on, what do you put, 50 pounds actual lean muscle? Look at his body. And people go, oh, he's just on steroids, peptides.

Cool. You do it. Yeah. Right. Because his diet must have been wild to get those abs. It's exercise. It's a specific kind of exercise. And what I'm about to say is that sound like a wild statement,

but it is true. Indian genetics aren't known for bodybuilder genetics. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like for him to put on that, fucking crazy. Yeah.

He's, he's, he's rocked out of his mind what do you think he's running everything i mean i'm very sure that he would be running g h year like he's running he's definitely running growth definitely running test oh yeah but he's i think but his diet's insane his diet's insane eating a ton of lean meat he got tired of being whatever he was and now he's well no they're like we want to be a marvel superhero here's a hundred million he said all right i'll get in check yeah anytime a Marvel person says like whenever you ask is a Marvel person natty or not answers always no yeah

if you offer me a hundred million dollars to get in shape do you think I'm trying to go about this the right way you know what I mean yeah you want quick results I yeah who gives them I'm getting I'm trying to look like a superhero I'm not trying to look like a human yeah be cool if they're honest about it that's why Frank Grill is the fucking man Frank Grohl went on and just set his whole cycle and it's like about fucking time so disciplined like grillo i've known grillo for over 30 years and he never didn't work out two hours a day he never didn't like yeah that's the thing people have seen my men south of him be like oh it's just because he's on whatever and it's like nobody he's been that way his entire life

now that he how old is he's your age right 60 60 and shredded working out still hard it's like that stuff helps him do it he never stops he's also at the same time like genetically you just look at his physique. That guy's just been a freak for the whole time I've known him. When I met him, bring up young Frank Grillo. When I met him, he was a Bruce Weber model. He's doing some gay stuff. Yeah, but you got to see him in the shirt off because when he was younger, it was stupid. That's not even a good, that's not a good example. He was so fucking like, anyway, but he just had the Batman. So, oh, that, that picture right there. Like, that's how he was. You also just can't get that if you don't have those genetics like no he just has the perfect waist everything yeah that's that

italian genetics girls loved him with like the best looking guy but he was also just a guy who's so disciplined man all he did was work out we used to make fun of him for that all the time he makes fun of himself for that but he can he puts on muscle man rana towers behind him yeah that's one thing you can never fix if you don't have the genetics to look good you'll never look good well he trained like so he got he saw he was a wrestler and he saw this fucking gracy stuff and he fucking, he went and met Hicks and Gracie. He was one of Hicks and Gracie's first students. They were training in his garage.

And he was just obsessed. And it's all he would do. Like, if you look up, there's a guy, this is just proof of what, like, what we're saying, like genetics, there's a guy named Craig Olias. That's huge. But he can't win body. He was never going to win a body when the competition because he just doesn't have. Oh, Lord.

That looks crazy. Oh, my Lord. Well, it's just so big and just the, that's fake. That's what's crazy. that's real. That's what's crazy about bodybuilding. That's real. There's no way.

No. Yeah. He does a lot of angles and stuff in his photos to try and make him. Is that real? Yeah. That was him before he got super big. That's weird. Super big.

That looks insane. That looks like it's fake. But then you look at it and you're like off from a bodybuilding perspective. You're just like he just doesn't have to look. Dude, I saw this thing on Instagram. Have you seen how many body builds have died under the age of 50 so far? No. It's crazy.

It's a lot. Yeah. I was like, Holy shit. That's what my trainer, Lou Prada would always. say he's been that bodybuilding that's before and after picture right there i'm telling you dude dorian the eight said that during the eight said you don't know how many guys have died like you know look it up chan it was obviously obviously on instagram so who knows it's a real fact but it was a

whole meme about it no it's crazy the average death is at the 47 years old what hold on that's that that at 597 professional male body bills the mean age age of death is 47 years old. Do you know why that's so realistic? Most recent study average death 45 years old. What people don't realize with bodybuilders is just because you have abs and all that

doesn't mean you still don't have the BMI of a morbidly obese person. Your heart still has to work just as hard as someone who's obese and over time. You're also, when your blood gets super thick, you're playing with your insulin, you're doing all kinds of fun. Even if you're doing, even if you were like on top of that,

your heart could only handle so much. Correct. In 2021, Arco reported the death of 15 top-level bodybuilders in a single year, with 80% of them being 50 years old or younger. Oh, my God. The sudden cardiac death is the main cause. Enlarge heart and left ventricular hypertrophy found in autopopsis. The use of performance-hancing drugs such as anabolic enderobic steroids

is strong and suspected as a contributing factor due to potential cardiovascular effects. Whoa. Whoa. That's a crazy stat, right? I had no idea. I would have told you no way. They're going so hard in the paint. Again, they don't have forged internals.

Everybody's born with regular shit. Yeah. And then you're just pumping all that through it nonstop. As Trump says, your heart only has so many beats. Yeah. And you look at it too, like the guys back in the day, like the Arnold days, like they would get shredded, big and all that for the shows. Those were the best days. But like they wouldn't stay on all year round.

You know what? They didn't have, uh, uh, HG. HGH. HGH changed the game. That's where like the Ronnie Coleman's came along and like where you get this and they kept getting, you know, it's like a freaker. Like Arnold was 240. Yeah. Look fucking great.

And then all of a sudden the Ronnie Coleman's J colors. Then people went from that looking like that, which they have a class for that now. It's called classic physique. Classic physique. That's what it was. The Olympia was back in the day. And now it's, they just want the biggest freaks they can find. I think the average weight's like 300 pounds out.

I've ever seen Nick Walker, the bodybuilder. my height 300 pounds enjoy that looks and you could every time he's on like talking to a camera you could hear him breathing

from a mile away that's not even him at his biggest top left Jesus Christ he's a mutant I mean that's insane you don't live a long life like that no that's fucking no

and you don't have much fat either like it's super low body fat you're putting your body of carbs time like that yeah it's just abuse all the time yeah that's the thing people think they look at that and go he's shredded he's lean okay he must be super healthy it's like it's actually the opposite so so the opposite so the opposite on healthy people in the world uh-huh that's why all they have sleep they have sleep ap yeah because their neck is so big so they don't ever that's real right there yeah yeah and uh you know some pro body bowlers that we talked to recently said that he'll never

be a champion because you get that big and it's it's too hard to even condition yourself to get to the right body fat percentage yeah damn it's cool good for them I dig it but it's nothing for me I used to want that when I was younger me too I wanted that and then I got to a certain age and that's not an ideal life at all that's not no have you talked to my like their diets like dude it's like hate eating like they well well well um Brian Shaw tell me when he's competing, when he was competing, remember what do you say? Like literally four hours of his day is chewing?

Four hours of his day is chewing. He would eat every, I guess, two hours, an hour and a half. And the meals he was eating were like what we would eat for a day. Yeah, and you couldn't take it in as liquid. You had to chew it for whatever reason. It was just, yeah. Yeah, no one wants that life. Eating 10,000 calories a day is insane.

It's a nightmare. But let's take a little break because one of our, faves, buddy. It's one of our faves. It's more muscular and he looks more muscular. You got the pants and the freaking shirt on? Yes, Bubba. We're both wearing nothing. And look at Nicholas over here. And the underwear. I have underwear on. Oh, wow. My shoes and socks, the only thing,

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Could you even think of a food you could eat? Because I saw this on Instagram that they said for $5 million, name one food that you could only eat that and hit 15,000 calories a day. You think you could eat 15,000 calories with a pizza? Hey, Chin, how many calories on a large pepperoni pizza? The entire pizza? Yeah, I could, definitely. Like that slice of Austin.

You eat more than one pie? What's up? You think you eat more than one pie? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that slice of Austin, I'll tear through a pie. Bread's really hard, though. 3,000 calories. 3,000?

That's less than I thought. You'd have to take five. You'd have to eat five pizzas. I can eat five pizzas. In 24 hours for $5 million. Oh, yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you can pay five. Yeah, for that money.

Easily. You could eat two for breakfast, two for lunch, two for dinner. You could eat. You can space it out. That's a lot when you really think about all that cheese. I do fucking love. You'd eat one for breakfast. You would never want it ever again.

No, you eat one for breakfast. Then you work out like a motherfucker. Then you eat one at 11. Then you work out or you go for a walk. You could span it across 12 hours? Yeah, we'll get that in. Someone in the comments said olive oil, and I'm like, there's no way you're surviving that. Olive oil, no.

Because the calories? Yeah, because. How many calories in a steak? A liter of olive oil would be enough, but you would just shit. I don't think you'd ever be. your asshole will never be the same you feel so terrible uh-huh a leader a we have that's crazy you said a rabbi burn yeah so a thousand calories uh for large ribbi you can't eat 15 steaks that's not happening no no no not a shot you need like you need

it's got to be pizza that's what i'm thinking he's high calories i was thinking of croissants because they're so airy? No, dude. Like 500 calories of croissant? How many calories in a croissant? If they're buttered croissants, because the butter adds some calories. Yeah.

It's not a bad idea. Just toss a shit ton of butter. Nah. Wow. Wow. That would be a lot of croissons. Wow. You can't do it.

Dude, pizza's tough to beat. It's tough to beat. What about a baked potato or a sweet potato? No way. There's no way you're eating 15,000 potatoes. Oh, it's dumb, dumb day. No, that's a healthy. That's 160 calories

For regular You'd have to eat If you really try to hit the calorie mark You could do milkshakes Milkshake Oh that's interesting A straight ice cream Like double fudge

Milkshake Like a frappuccino From Starbucks A venty frappuccino Yeah Or one of those like sonic ones That have ice cream melted inside of it Yeah let's see

A vanilla milkshake Bring that up That's your easiest way You're shitting your fucking brains out though Either way you're shitting your pants dude 700 calories yeah yeah but you still got to now you still got to take in 15 milkshakes that's a fuckload you're fucked up for a good week i mean the five million is gonna be worth it because you're just gonna be shitting your fucking brains out i mean no i think it's pizza

think pizza's number one yeah because it's high fat it's five pizzas that's a good call right yeah because fats are what's gonna get you there yeah the most calorie dense and everything else that's high fat would that that much would be fucking disgusting and if you have pepper oni on it, some Parmesan cheese, some sausage. Yeah, but that's a lot. Damn. And I do extra marineria. Oof.

That slice of Austin, dude, man. Man. Have you found good pizza here? Slice of Austin. Have you had it? Hoboken. Slice, dude, is good. Hobogan is the one that I've said is acceptable.

But that's like a New Yorker, like I'm such a fucking pizza snub. Fuck New York. You guys in your New York pizza. Excuse you? And eat your dick. Oh, wow. Excuse you? Stop talking about New York pizza.

New York pizza. I had plenty of pizza in New York that sucked. Ray's pizza is not good. Ray's, no one would put Ray in the top. That's for pizza. I know, but like I've had the pizza.

I've had it on Spring Street and Prince Street's good, but it's no, John's on Bleaker. L&B Simone Gardens in Brooklyn, you're not beating, there's no pizza in the country that's beating them. That's crazy. I've never had that. Julina Takeaway fucked with it, huh?

Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, so does Rose Cafe. Are these all Los Angeles places? LA's got, Gillian, I'll put L.A's pizza. all day.

I know it sounds crazy. Someone needs to clip this as the dumbest thing anyone's ever said. You find me a better piece of than Julina. I'm waiting. Julina takeaway, though, because they have the big New York slices. Let me guys do it.

What's the other one that we used to go to? Justa? Justa, yeah. I bet you, is it New York style? Now, to be fair, to be fair, his dad is from New York, is a Jewish guy from New York. Really?

Oh. So, he does the sourdough. He does the fresh mozzarella. That looks fine. It's also, by the way, 40 bucks a piece. It's expensive as shit. Go to Johns on Bleaker and tell me.

John's on Bleaker. I've been to Johns on Blinker. Bring up Johns on Blinker before I freak out. I hate to tell you that slice of Austin ain't nothing to fuck with man. John's on Bleaker. He's the best. Yeah. Get that shit out of my face.

Yeah. It's all right, bro. Are you cutting right now? I've had Johns on Bleaker, bro. It's just okay. It's so good that you have to wait online and then you can only order us up high. Oh, I got good pizza for you and off. Austin. It's a guy from Chicago owns it. If you like Chicago, but they do the thin slices too for New York. They have the thick Chicago style. It's called lefties. Lefties. They flyed him from Chicago. They have a fucking brick and mortar right here. I'm not crazy about the thick crust, though, you know, I like a thinner crust. I'm a thin, I'm a thin slice guy. I like to be well, and that's to be a well done slice. No, not crispy. Yeah. You got to have a crisp to it. I don't want to fold and be. I like a greasy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You have an oily slice. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah, dude. I will say one thing, and you'd probably enjoy this pizza. There's a place in Connecticut that might top New York pizza called Frank Pepe's, and it's rated the number one pizza in the country. And as a New Yorker, it's hard to say that it's better. We're in Connecticut. New Haven? New Haven.

Really? It's a guy from Napoli, and he makes it like the same style as from back home. Well, they go crazy those guys with a Semolina. It's, what's the place, by the way, Mark Henry owns in New Jersey. called a hot oil slice and it's incredible yeah but again i fucking love pizza yeah that guy i know me too that guy that guy that guy's actually taking his tomatoes so seriously and his mozzarella so he knows he knows oh no no that's mark kennery that's a black guy right turn i'm talking about mark henry the coach for frankie egg you're like that's a black guy you're like that's a black guy

man he's a same name and he has a pizza place that is for sure a black guy though i know but let's there it is yeah there we go you did this You said it was unbelievable. Yeah, it's pinos. Yeah, dude. Oh, wow, that looks fucking. I can already tell that's good. That picture was terrible, right?

But, yeah, that's fucking great, dude. I would put New York pizza over pizza from Italy. That might be a hot take. I mean, I just had pizza in Italy, and I was like, it's good. It's fine. And they also, when they try and act like they know pizza, and events pizza, hey, you didn't have tomatoes until the United States came around. That wasn't actually.

the United States, that was, that would, so tomatoes were taken. Maybe the Americas, I'm sorry, the Americas, yeah, before the Americas. Yeah, before the Americas, yes, yes, no tomatoes. Yeah, I've, I've never been anywhere where I was like, oh my God, this, I've had good food everywhere, but it's not like, there's certain places. There's, like, claim to fame, like, New York pizza, Philadelphia cheese steaks. That was all right. What? You haven't been to a good cheese steak place. Well, well, here's the, here's, there's a place called chicks and, and. and Morristown, New Jersey or the South Jersey. So it's near Philly. Yeah. And the thing about the thing about Philly Cheese Steak, if you do it right, is like they have, they got, where's the place where Bradley Cooper goes.

They got a bread. They got the bread, where I sent you was because my boys own the Supreme. Yep. They got bread, which is good. But they, but there's a place that has the sharp provolone. It's sharp provolone. They got the broccoli robed, and then they got the sausage. So I know it's not a Philly cheese steak, but God damn it's good.

I like the whiz on it. You just described it. You like the whiz? He just described a different sandwich. Well, no, I know I didn't. No, no, but the shave meat, the shave beef, shave steak. No, I hear you. Right.

Then you get the age provolone. Okay. And then you put the broccoli raw. Yeah, fuck all this, man. Our listener's like, dude, we don't care. But even was it a godmother sandwich that shut down now because they, like, we're taking shit to not washing them. their hands with that place uh bay city what yeah they got shut down bay cities they had the godmother

sandwich base cities in l-a yeah i love bay cities they got shut down yeah because they were shitting they're like licking their hands and making the sandwiches or something i don't know look it up look it up i might be baking that up still open i think i don't know they had some i think someone should in one of the subs or something well that's a problem here yeah yeah shut down by the vermin some rats bubba come on that's what they tell you yeah i got my ear to the ground you think they're shutting down just because a few rats ate a sandwich on the ground somebody ate the godmother food poisoning wow there was a chinese place in uh in the bronx in my neighbor that everyone used to love called hawaii see hepatitis outbreak oh well that's when you that's when you have

shit that's when shit's involved is that somebody yes somebody put shit in your sandwich or they It took your shit and then major sandwich. Either way. Oh, it's Chinese. Crazy hepatitis outbreak. Yeah, well, that's probably somebody who was like, I'm going to, I'm going to line every sandwich with shit. That was somebody who decided to be a disgusting.

The dumplings were a fire, though. I can't. But, like, oh, you've had bread and Italy. You ever had this here, New York? Yeah, man, I don't need to fly 10 hours. People don't understand. I just go get a, of, God, mother. Brisket in Texas?

People don't understand what a feat of. Really? There's good brisket and fucking. Kansas, St. Louis. People don't understand what a feat of engineering and incredible, like, ingenuity it was to create sanitation on the scale because people used to get sick with cholera

and all kinds of shit. And now you don't have to worry about that shit. Anyways. There's one fan. This is the History Minute with Brian. This is the History Minute, guys, with Brian. There's one fan going, huh yeah did you see that guy who got rabies on man i'm glad i knew that did you see there was a rabies

outbreak in fucking ukraine you see a video of that guy who has rabies and you know what rabies does makes you afraid of water makes you crazy right you're afraid of water it's incurable once you get it right uh i don't think so i think they can they they have to shoot a bunch of injections in your stomach it's a good time but there's a guy who had fucking who's you can see him like going crazy. Yeah, that right there. That's a good time. He's got, he's, he's afraid of water. But he can't, he can't

drink. See how he can't drink? You go crazy. Drink some water. You got to drink some water. You can't hold them down to. The IV you can't. You got to strap them down.

And they'll panic. This is every fat person in Midwest when it's not a two-liter bottle of sodas. It makes you, it kills you. And the disease is so amazing. You know how it spreads. It makes you crazy and you bite somebody and give them it. What if that's where a zombie movie came from? The shit is zombie.

Yeah. This was a legit problem. I think he's being dramatic. No, he's not. No? He's not, Baba. That's what he's dealing with. That's what, that's what.

that's what rabies do they can't i know you can't drink water but he's really he's really doing act outs yeah he's you can't they can't even go near a body of water they'll freak out yeah unless he starts buying people at the end turn this off huh you want to see a fun video so i was on instagram last night and you know salvoicana right yeah i love so he had to issue apology what happened so he'll say He put out his tour poster on Instagram or TikTok. Let me just play it for a show. What's up, everybody?

Sorry for the way I look. I've just been laying around the house all day, waiting for the Steelers Ravens game. Yesterday, my social media team posted my tour poster across all my social platforms. And they did so on TikTok without audio. I found out today, when I was alerted to this post, that TikTok will assign their own trending audio to your posts even if you don't post any audio there was

trending audio of some type of racially charged rant and TikTok took it upon themselves to connect that to my tour poster which is unfortunate so you know at first I thought I was hacked but no no

not at all I don't know why they will allow something like that to trend and then actually assign it to people's videos obviously I'm on I'm a public-facing person. I saw in the comments that it happened to a bunch of other people. Should just be on the lookout for this because obviously we have careers, lies, reputations, right? So that's all that's not going to full of your own.

For the record, Sal is not only the nicest guy ever, not racist, also one of the most PG, like anybody could go see this guy. So sounds great. Let me see the original post though. But watch the post is crazy. What's wrong with TikTok, dude? now jews be jubin bidsches be bichin jews be jub and that's what they do is that and ticot just thought that they thought because ticot just will look it and go this this this trending sound will fit what you're doing man that algorithm that's fucking brutal wild

let you post your own things on social media probably yeah is Nick Fuentes banned from uh TikTok everything everything yeah I wonder why except for X yeah but he's not racist I love when he's like I'm not racist they're we y'all I mean yeah I mean that's why he's famous he posts videos like that but you got to feel bad for Sal yeah it's like through Sal but also it's not like they're not going to cancel from what it sounds like everything sold out right now people found it very funny good promo no one was hurt by it everyone thought it was hilarious yeah but tell me that doesn't sound like an impractal joker's like punishment but yeah but then also like to know that algorithm to know that algorithm that is so random

and sal he also doesn't need help selling you know no but this fucking did it no yeah he sold He's the best promo he's ever done. We've got to start putting some Nick Fuentes audio on your videos. There you go. See how it goes. Oops. I keep fucking up. Oops.

Happening gang guys. What? What? I'll tell you what if I don't get, I'm not going to Appleton, Wisconsin. Yeah, I'm not going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin this weekend, Friday, Saturday, because of all that racial stuff. Because of all those racial jokes, I'll probably by accident. All right, guys, enough's enough with the hate.

also don't like, hey, come to fucking Appleton, Wisconsin. Come to Appleton, Wisconsin or Ed, Ed, where the fuck am I going? Edmonton, Edmonton, weekend after that. Hilarious. Yeah, it worked for them, though. Yeah, did. Got attention. Like, in those tour posters, usually eat dick.

Yeah. You can make some cool ones with people like, all right, dude. Remember back in day where you could put a cool graphics and people would just like it. Yeah. Now people are just like, ugh. The bar raised way too high, like, just to normal. Like you have to be like at this point you have to be like timmy no breaks where he's doing a whole AI scene of him shooting joe rogan it's crazy what else you got chin uh nick what else you want to do

this one this i just thought was i don't think this this is logistic but it's the new the first one has been put out the flying car for more than a decade of development the world's first commercial The flying car is now in production and is being assembled right here in the United States. The Aleph Model A Ultralight is a road legal vehicle and aircraft that will fly above the roadways and get this. There's room for two inside. It will run for about 200 miles on the ground and just over 100 in the air. The innovative aircraft also has a cruising speed of 110 miles per hour while in flight. Although attainable for some, the flying car will set you back about 300,000.

A, we started making a first car, one. One first car to be kind of like a test car to be delivered and see how people will use it in a real environment. There is a lot of regulations which you have to abide. You cannot just fly anywhere above New York, above San Francisco. And our number one, actually, number zero priority is safety. So we want to make sure that people operate it safely

exactly as it's intended. We do provide the training. It's actually pretty simple. It's literally in the air. It's simpler than driving a car. You still need a driver license. But it is very simple to operate. Nikken can literally teach you in less than half an hour.

Multiple people in the comments said, why is Brian Callan narrating the beginning of this? Is that thing? Is that AI or is that real? No, it's real. It's real because Elon, I know for the debut of their next car, it's going to be flying. What? Yeah, he's working. I feel like for obvious reasons, that's a bad idea in New York State.

yeah things flying in new york city near buildings are like oh hell yeah that's what i'm saying so easy yeah 110 miles an hour i mean but there's gonna be so many regulations on this like if you buy one you're kind of fucked i guess you could fly around here a little bit you know i guess what if you need a pilot's license i don't think so i think you just need a i don't know he said driver license because you're not flying very high right yeah i was just gonna say there's gonna be uh elevation issue well this is like almost limit it's pretty wild like you can't fly as high as high How you're going to kill by the first flyby? Oh, dude.

God. That's embarrassing. Not good. Yeah. Drunk chick falls out the side. Dude, it's going to be a... Imagine a drunk driver in this. I didn't even think of that.

Yeah. A fucked up driver, though. Depending. Yeah. Depending. Yeah. Someone driving around. I say to Shane today.

My brother-in-law is like, you know anybody hunts hogs at helicopters? I go, my boy right here, Shane, Shane Steiner's got a helicopter and we can shoot, we can shoot hogs out of his helicopter and he goes he goes no no no I don't have people who are hunting who don't know how to shoot because they'll shoot the blades off my chopper because when I dip people go good good good and it kills you

okay so that's not what I do what I do is I end up I have professionals like Tim Kennedy that's who does it okay yeah I mean Shane Steiner's not letting your random brother-in-law uses helicopter I was like oh I never thought of that. Like, even I would like, what the fuck are you? I never thought of that.

He's like, yeah, yeah, dude. It's like, no, no. Because I thought, I'll grab a gun. It's like, no, no, dude, it's fucking, yeah, happens all the time. The fact that none of us thought of that is exactly why that's right. That's right. That's right. I never thought.

I was like, I'll just shoot the fucking, no, dude. Because we're coming this way. That's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's a real fucking. That's a problem. That's going to, yeah. You're going out.

But again, I don't, right. I wasn't thinking about that. That's why we don't have. That's why we don't own a hellcup. Yeah. That's why we don't have to worry about those problems. We don't have to worry about those. What else yet, Jen?

Let's see. Nick has some Reddit stuff here. So this is not a video. This is just someone found a colorized photo of a Shah talking to FDR and everyone says this, they thought it was you Photoshop. And I found out that is the original picture. That's not the Shah. That looks like the King of Saudi Arabia.

Oh, that's it was. Yes, yes. That's the King of Saudi Arabia. Are you Saudi Arabian? I don't know. Dude. If you grew... Zoom in to...

Yeah, that's, let me actually... That's not Photoshop? No, it's a real photo. It's real. He, you do actually have that look. You're the same color. Are you going to Eastern or all? I don't think so, man.

We gotta get you an ancestry test. I know. This might be your... I'll rock one of those... Oh, dude. Oh, that's Brendan Scha. That's sick. Dude.

That's Brendan Shaw. The Shah. Well, the Shah's Iran. Shah's Iran. It's... Brennan Shah Al-Aqabar. But that's... That's, dude.

Yeah, fair point. That's Brendan Shabal Akbar. I would definitely fit in out there, you know. Yeah, Habibi. That's a, that's funny, man. Right? Yeah, that looks like me in 10 years. Yeah, dude.

I saw it and I'm like, he has to see this. This is crazy. That's great. Yeah. It's a real colorized photo. That's FDR back in the day. Damn. That is.

Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. You are alive at that time. So that's, that's the, that's, that's been Faisalai, that's Faisal um in from the house of Saoud you're a fucking dork for now that's crazy I lived there I lived there

did you? I lived in Saudi Arabia for three years Brian bent the knee to that guy that's uh that's definitely a founder of a great uncle of mine not a big deal be cool there's some relations it has to be he had a lot of kids have you ever done ancestry he had a lot of kids you want to know how many

kids he had it's around 300 because he would come in he would marry a woman have get her pregnant and then divorce her and move on here take a look at how many how many kids i think it's fysel bin saud chin ain't thrilled i know man fysol i think is yeah or maybe king fysel just say how many children did king fysel have is it fysel or is it fickle the house of saud original king of saudi there it is yeah king

this is numerous around 13 yeah sorry rabbi had numerous children 13 total uh uh no he had more it's not a lot no he had more slightly more than you at this one said suggest around

13 children total yeah i think he had 300 though and that's the this feels like a tall tale yeah it seems like your history's law off might be a little off of you only has nine more than you bud nine that's not that many yeah nine's not you know Mormons out to like get the fuck out of right can you see

like uh who is who is the original king of Saudi Arabia just look that up original king of Saudi Arabia yeah I feel like I should cut this off yeah can we sure the podcast comes to a screeching hallway do this you're right you're right maybe do this on your own time the same guy who learned about E. coli before yeah I'll do as he's been Saoud. Take a look at how many kids that dude has. That's the guy.

I'm sorry. My bad, everybody. 45, that's better. 45. Still pretty good. 45 fucking kids. No, had around 90 in total. Pretty impressive.

Like, Leon. 90 kids. How many baby moms? Does that have to be? What's that? How many baby moms? Well, he had 22 wives, sir. Hmm.

He was fertile, murder, though. tribal chiefs to form alliances and then he would divorce them i think he was shooting ropes though right yeah you gotta give it up to his sperm he's sperm you got to give it up they're swimmers yeah well swimmers he's shooting arabian ropes the the the arabian bedouin were fain for their their you know nuts their sexual you know there's all these stories about it you know because they lived on camel milk bread and dates and apparently that was like but they smelled like shit i don't know I know.

Because they're in the desert, right? So you're not, you don't really sweat much. In the desert? No. It evaporates. It's a weird thing. It's a weird thing. It's a weird thing.

You need baby powder no matter what. So you want to know when you rub yourself with sand, it takes all the oil off. Believe it or not, you can get a shower with sand. You can wipe your ass with sand. That sounds miserable. I know, but it'll take it. So when you spill like oil on your floor. It sounds like some stinky people would say.

No, when you spill oil on your floor. I can just watch a shelf of sand. You put, you can put sand. You can put, like, power on it, and it'll just pick it up. Brian, I want you to take a shit for me and then wipe your ass with sand. If it's very fine sand, I'm going to rub my shitter. Oh, my God. And then you just...

You never taken a dump at Brian's house? Sand works with abrasive action. Yeah, it's an effective... It's not a sanitizing agent. Yeah. So I want to, I want you to shit, and I'm going to wipe your ass with sand. You bend over, and I'll just give you an old. People do use sand to clean their pots and pans via camping.

It works. Yeah. Now, there was a couple more good ride at once. Have you seen the new show The Landman? Landman, yes. Well, here's the Land moon. See Brian's eyes. Fuck you people, man.

Fuck you people. Fuck you, all of you. I just don't know who's on the left. Is that dice? I don't know. It's probably fucking me. Who's on the far, yeah, who's on the far left?

Me with my shaved head and my terrible eyes. Holy shit. God, dude. At least you look at Brennan. Come think boy plus. Who's the girl? Who's that? That's supposed to be Joanna.

Then there's Joe on the right. What the fuck is over there? The only one that looks like them identical is Brian. I think they just copied an actual picture. Right? Is that the unit bomber over there? I haven't seen the show. Landman.

Landman, almost said Landman. Landmood. Landman's fucking. Is it good? Fantastic. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

Is it Yellowstone caliber? Oh, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yellowstone kind of fell off season three, four, got super slow. Landman is the only second season, but it fucking. It smacks? Yeah.

It's fucking great. I've been looking for my favorite show on TV. be right now yeah especially not as strangers things is it tonight the seventh that's what i'm trying i don't know this dude keeps sending me these fucking things get my hopes up that they're gonna release i'm full-on conspiracy theorists right now but in i'm you know i love me some conspiracies and i watch the videos he sends and like if you pause it you got to be a super dork which i appreciate but if you pause it here in in season two episode seven at four minutes in the clock says seven 11 seven yeah it's like one seven if we look here it's one seven

And they go so far. They're all the strange things that's not having new episodes tonight. This was a viral fan theory called conformity gate. Is this Google Chin? Yes. Yeah, you can't listen to them.

I'm not going to listen. I'm still checking. There's a mass hysteria going on. People are convinced. It's a great idea. Because if the, because it'd be brilliant, right? Everything, because like the people,

if it's not happening, then the people, then the commenters are better writers than the Duffer brothers. I'm going to be pissed if it doesn't happen. I don't, yeah, like, because. The thing to do is,

just spring it on us. Oh, dude, I fucking should have got you when I thought he, someone made a shirt that said stronger things. That's sick. That's sick. That's sick. I can't wait for it to catch.

It's so sick. That's sick. I'd wear that on stage. I'll get you one. You guys, I want to be part of your family. No, I get you one says thinner things. You do have a very demigorgian physique. Who is the demigorn?

You fucks. Yeah, I'm not even up on the, I don't know if I'm being insulted. I'm not even up on the fucking terminology. You wish you had the demigorting like abs and shoulders. But they have that very narrow strength. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, wiry. Yes. Yes. Like an avatar. You do have an avatar body. There's no way they release a special stranger things tonight. You don't think so? It would make my year.

The only thing that is telling me that there's a possibility of something is when they asked Millie Bobby Brown, they're like, and sorry for anybody who as an adult that doesn't watch the show. But like, it's the greatest show that's ever happened up until. this season. Because Millie Bobby Brown goes, they asked, what do you, what do you think about the finale? They didn't like it, right? Well, she goes, it was very meta, right?

Meta meaning. Like, it's kind of breaking the fourth wall. Like a show within a show, kind of. She's all, I didn't like Will being gay, other than that. But on the 12th, they're putting out like a table read. Yeah, I know. So that's what I wonder. Which I'll watch. I'm going to watch it.

Oh, yeah. But I'm like, maybe that's the, because in the, in one episode, this is going to sound like Sam Tripoli talking about the flat earth but this is hear me out yeah in one of the episodes Derek the fat kid is watching freddie kruger yeah the new nightmare movie which the whole movie is based on them doing a table read and freddie kruger actually coming to life and killing them oh interesting so and there's a lot of things that lead to also with if you watch the end they're all in orange jumpsuits which doesn't make every other grade that they graduated was green yeah so they're

an orange and they're thinking it's vechnas like and so he that's his ending they're really thinking they're surviving they did well so they're all in orange and if you look at everyone behind every single major actor they have the glasses like magna and they're also sitting like him like this every single one yeah and they also said that when they asked the duffer brothers at the beginning they're like what is what's a way to describe the season and they said traitor and so far nothing's come out that seems very traitor like and what i would say is if mike actually was the one who was cursed and he's the one that's actually this is all just the dream that's in his head that we just saw yeah that would make a lot of so it's strange things

gonna have another season or no no this is supposedly the end they're they're gonna have a spin-off they're gonna have spin-offs my only problem with if this is all in mike's head that was kind of crazy affecting the back here's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna make your friend come out as gay for no reason and it's gonna be a very long drawn out coming out of the closet He's going to be 20 minutes. Mike's going to come out and what happened to you in there? He's like, dude, I had this fucking weird dreamer.

Dude, I pray to God we get it. I just don't, I don't see it happening. On the plane, I just finished. Again, you got to be cool with gay stuff. It's the gay show you ever watch, but it's so goddamn good. Interview with the Vampires on Netflix, two seasons. It's a TV show of it? It was a TV show on AMC.

The movie was amazing back in time. Dude, this trumps the movie. Really? Really? What do you like about it? It's like the time period. I like that they're, right,

I love New Orleans. Like that gay stuff. Yeah, like the hardcore butt sex. Just the vampires are like realistic. It's cool, man. Wow. Yeah.

I got to check it out. You dig it. Yeah. Except there's going to be some, if you have problems with Will in the last season, they're going to hate this. Bubba. Yeah.

Hardcore vampire. Do they show Dick? No. but they they they're dinking a lot yeah like shows a show more dick nowadays like you watch the boys I didn't watch the boys but yeah it's big dick right there's a lot of dick happen really all more dick than tits in that show

which is crazy yeah I'd say that interview with the vampire Netflix is the best vampire like show or movie I've ever seen really yeah it's good speaking of movies I actually was just telling Brian about today and this is the gayest thing I've ever said out loud but the new Sydney Sweeney movie fucking uh thing was called uh

lake something no she's like a made inside the house did you did you see her in the lake in the lake one no baba on amazon what is this movie that just came out housemaid house made it's such a crazy twist to it scroll scroll in chin let me see the rest of the movies before we go to housemate no you're on it you got you just let you know he's right yeah let me see those echo valley echo valley you don't see echo valley blah

She plays a meth addict Dude That's your homework for the night I'll watch you knock your socks off I watch it Then get to the gay stuff But yeah You know what I've noticed about her

She has to There must be something in her contract That says she has to show her tits In every movie And the one movie that didn't work out And it's been a flop Is the movie where she played an ugly girl And no Tits

Because no one wants to see an ugly Sinis Sweeney Oh Chinne That's my problem with Plyubis Like I've continued to watch I'm like alright whatever I'm distracted Could we not get a physically more attractive female?

I mean, the lead? So ugly. Oh, I know. No, she's just some lesbian. And I'm like, I'm not going to watch her for eight. Bring it up for sure. It's not keeping your interest? If it was Sidney Swinney, I'll best show up at all time.

But it's, she's just like this lesbian and she's real mean to people. I'm like, this is a hot take. And I think that people are going to be like, who the fuck are you to say this? I don't find Sidney Sweeney to be that hot. I don't. She's downsy in the face. That's Brian's type before we move on. Brian's,

I actually think she's beautiful. No, she needs bigger arms and calves. Brian loves a muscle mommy. And a dick and a mustache. I need you to take back what I said about Sydney, I can't do it. She's not that. She's,

you're blinded by her tits. It's a horrible take, right? You're blinded by her body. Yeah, I would say, I would say overall... And I'm not a tit guy. I would say overall that her...

You may find that her... She's got a great personality. She's beautiful. Oh, and she also works on old school trucks. Now, type in Mosaic Down syndrome. No, I would be all over that. Mosaic Down syndrome? That's a great time.

You guys are insane. She's... I don't know what the booty's about. I don't know what her butt... You know what's all in the jeans? That's very Sidney-Sweeney. That's... She's not Down syndrome.

She's not. I know I understand she's got the hooded eyes and she tends to look a little bit she's you guys are idiots the hottest girl at Down syndrome for sure wow who who who's like your your North Star girl wise before we all time I just you see anyone right now Adronoima when she was young yeah that's I mean what there's no one who disagrees with you sir I mean when she was younger forget it that's it uh chin let me see her smile in the early days that's the front teeth there the early days yeah here's the problem though no talent it's a model this is a good point

no no talent she'd be terrible in bed this is a good point brennan you not that pick okay no this is oh look she has chin's face no that's that's that's actually red lipstick dude that's her north starnick she did she did age uh expansively but you know she didn't age well where she from where she from brazil yeah yes she ate all the bananas yeah well there's yeah this is where she was younger that's why i said all time and she was younger it's it's hard to even bye hi come on her teeth oh her her mouth come on you're to hate on sydney you're fine oh no oh hey mama yeah look at her she's impossible she's impossible that's the most beautiful girl to ever exist oh we're just all cool with how large her mouth those are some those are

dude sydney swiney looks like she should be excuse me sir before come on okay first off sydney she looks like she should be chewing grass in the field what are you talking to chewing on this dick in the field bro those are some aggressive should we give her aggressive should we feed her hay I'd feed her anything thing. Bring up her body, though, like when she was young and Victoria's Secret. And the talent, and we're just cool with her talent?

No, I'm with you. I'm with you on that. Talent's an aphrodisiacomy. There's a, a woman's talent. Don't wrong. Cindy Sweeney. Great actress. Great.

So good. Wait till you watch that, that echo movie. Right there, Chin. No, chin. Chin, go back, please. You're the worst. Dude, I can't read your mind. I can not read your mind.

You see that girl right there, chin, with the wet hair right there? The, yeah, wow. Dude, dude. Brennan, look at this. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, she's, yeah, she's, don't get her wrong. She's definitely hot. You know what?

You're making a point. Like, she was forced, but like Sydney, Sweden's talent makes her head and shoulders. Yeah, she's smart too. She's more talented. But, I mean, if you were going to sit, then I would go, Anna da Ormos would be the next decision. I think, I think, I think, uh, Sophia Varaga. Sophia Varaga is...

Anandahamas has like that natural look to it where you're like... She played Monroe, right? Marilyn Monroe. Yeah. Yeah, she's... Who is this? Anadermas, Cuban.

Dark hair. I don't know where it is. She played Marilyn Monroe. She's awesome. She dated Ben Affleck. Think about the castor as Marilyn Monroe. And she's a very talented actress. Oh, God.

Yeah. She's incredible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget it. Yeah, she killed it. She might be... Oh, Lord. She'd be tall.

Yeah, she's incredible. And she's an action star in the, in the, uh, the John Wick movie's ballerina and fucking you're done you're done with that you're done you're fucked you're fucked you're moving move her in your house right now you don't have to know her move her in right now I don't even care if she speaks English it's a huge problem she yeah also I definitely have it I don't blonde's never I'm not a big blonde guy me either it's never done it for me and I know people are watching

it's going wow look at these guys saying that I'm a brunette guy I still have eyes look I'm gorgeous so I know um she's dating Tom Cruise She is dating Katam Kruz? Oh, so she's like small guys. Well, when you're the- average height. When you're the king. When you're the king.

Taub is not average. Average height. I'd say he's probably around my height. No, he's shorting you. You think so? Yeah, he's about you're right. Yeah? That'd be a little shorter.

Brian also thinks that I'm much shorter than I am. You're 5-7. Brian thinks everyone's 5-8. You're 5-7, blah, and I'm sorry to say it out loud. I'm cut that chin. I'll take that chin. No, we'll just take you off an inch. You don't need to take your shoes off.

It's going to be a bummer, but come here and just take your shoes off. Let's just do it. Just take off an inch. It's not going to be fun. Take a half inch off. Yeah, I'm probably an inch. Do that. Oh, boy.

You're 5'4, dude. Yeah, you're 5. You know what, though? You're almost 5.8. Yeah. I'm going to give you 5. You're taller in Tom Cruise, Bob. No, because 5-7 is right there.

All right. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, you're 5.7. No, I'm going to take a shoot up, take your shit up. Let's see. Let's do a real measurement. You have the lifts. 5-1.

Yeah, you're, you know what? I'm going to give you. And three quarters? No, 5'7, exactly. Dude, something's going on because Netflix, you're supposed to another thing about Stranger Things, like the official account did. What they post? Let me send a chin

By the way That tape measures Bullshit It's off It's a little off It's okay I'm only 510 I used to be 511

Well people think you're so much shorter That haven't seen you And they're with me And they're like Hey you're taller Uh huh Because what are you five You're 5 10 and a half

Yeah So 511 Some guy Look at me and goes You're a big guy That's crazy to say I was like Yeah

Had a jacket on I was like yeah they just posted that chin so what they post netflix i'm not stranger things this is just giving me some old in my algorithm it literally just popped up i just hit refresh it popped up is it yeah what's that about

does it show when it posted nice should be here six days ago I know that's when someone said something why would that pop up on my feed right now because you've been watching so much strange things that they're just going to feed you more stranger things I appreciate it mm-hmm but they haven't posted anything on chin like recently this is the top of their oh no Netflix needs to realize if it's not about strange things do not post it well they get shout out to marcello marcello's uh i started with them back in the day comedian from s andl and he's put on netflix special and he's very funny

oh he's great yeah he plays uh s and l but also don't post anything about strangers right he's great though marcello i i respect the shit out because he used to be when we were doing like the grizzly pair back in it which like the shitty club he was the kid he moved here from miami cuban kid and he would stand outside every day and bark the whole whatever weather just barking outside just for five minutes at the end of the show

Did you ever see a Sebastian impression? So good Yes I have It's spot on What is going on with that kid's teeth Didn't he have some kind of a situation? Yeah, he has some sort of He was born and he doesn't have

I don't think he has collar bones either Yeah he has something wrong with his shoulders too Kids used to make fun of him Oh no He was born with that teeth in a collar What? Yeah Yeah

Did he get it fixed at all? Yeah he makes like four million episodes so i think you i'm fixed this plays your bone and tooth development he's also a crazy talented broadway actor yes and can sing his ass yeah he's super talented yeah it's a bummer when a show ends man yeah she of that magnitude i put that in like the top

endings that i hated with lost and sopranos. So trash today. What's it? Sydney, Sweeney, and then the strange things ending was... You liked the ending?

It's not terrible. It was an hour of epilogue. I don't mind it. I spend, I've invested a lot of time. It's so much epilogue. I'm invested in these fucking characters. I need to see how it ends.

And the way that it's ended... Compared to like lost and shit? I'm putting it up there with there. No, no. See, you're on the internet too much. It'll skew your viewer like, oh, it's so bad. But if you remember,

You watch, even watch season eight of, you don't think that Vecna dying, spoiler, Vecna dies. Him dying was the most not cinematic thing. It was so anti-climactic. He just slowly falls into that spike and he's like, eh. I enjoyed it. And then

Joy comes and axes head off. That was awesome. There's a theory out there. Because Vecna, hear me out, Vecna and him were able to always switch bodies. And that's her son that she actually axed off Will's head and he switched. So that's Vakna right there? That monster guy? Damn,

and who is that monster guy? Damn, no, nothing, fellas? What's that? He said that monster guy and he said,

who's Vaknott? I just can't. I can't. That's him? It's been like 10 years, dude. What about him? He is a monster.

Why is he a monster? Like, what's his... We can't get into it. You got to watch it. It's so much. It's too much. It is?

Yeah. The real actor is very David Bowie. He's very androgyness. That guy right. there handsome kids super talented hell yeah oh there by far the best actor on the show him and sadie sing the girl max oh max she's great she's she might have been my favorite that's scary his face is scary there that's fucking scary yeah oh jesus he's been some bangers too this dude doesn't miss yikes like he was in twilight was he yeah yeah yeah oh yeah i played a vampire

we also had two more good uh reddit posts yeah oh good Dude, the actor that plays the stat, the actor that plays LaStat in that interview with the vampire, bro, best performance I've seen in a hot second. Yeah? Oh, wait. I'm just telling you. Just wait, dude. I'm going to watch it now. Now I have to watch it. What is this? So someone actually is so good at it and they made a game show, like, who wants to be a millionaire? What happened that?

And they purposely do it. So your brain's slower, you know. Yeah, it's a good way to break people down to see who breaks. Sneezes on You're by Bless you You ever stay to sleep for 24 hours I've never stayed to sleep

No I don't know I'm not thinking It's not I did I apologize Go back Go back

To act normal No don't go back Make you A1 of his next Makes it weird Acts normal I drove the Tijuana For car parts

And it's Dicey as fun Yeah I'm in Tijuana You don't I don't have anything to worry about. Oh, really? Crazy. You know, I off-road in the Baja 500 this past year, there was three.

Three dead guys on the course. Come on. And they're like, strange, I kept going. Did you? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Is it where you filmed?

I got in trouble. Yeah, I'll touch you off here. Yeah? Yeah, for talking about it. Oh, we got to wait for this bullshit. Don't come to do it. So that to reroute everything you go around the mouth. Oh, God.

Dealing with the, dude, here's, dealing with the cartel must be so annoying. Ooh, I see how that could have went bad. Yeah? What happens next one? This is great. Can you go back to him sneezing on my himself out of my himself out, please? And they purposely do it, so your brain's slower, you know. Yeah, it's a good way to break people down.

It's your lyrics. Who breaks? your body's plastic God, you ever stay to sleep for 24 hours? Look at your bill. Hey,

whoever's doing this is brilliant. Hey, you know what's crazy? This is part 12. Yeah, there's a bunch more. Oh, I gotta find them.

Dude, that's fucking, they're talented, man. I gotta get on Reddit. Hold on. Let me see the next one again. The next one?

These are funny. No, we just, we don't, you got to watch, keep watching it, huh? The next Reddit.

So we already finish this, yeah. This is, someone found this. There's a guy in Asia who is Brian Callan Look how spot on this is

It's just some guy serving shrimp somewhere in Asia Zoom in so you can see Brian's face That's Brian How spot on is that? It's like a Dude that's you Korean version of Callan

That's Brian Callan the Thai version If Brian had a wig on though Huh? Yeah I don't have that hair He's a little more built than Brian No don't say that please that looks like good food

good shrimp that's spot on that's my that's my Thai brother that's so funny that's funny that was the last one right there's one more here oh before you play us

it's very subtle but Brian's reaction to him thinking he's getting handed the drink and then awkwardly sit in there with his hands it's very subtle but I laughed so hard dude Dude, this is the Chris Apple.

When it's ice cold, it is the best thing it was touch your old crooked teeth. It's going to make a thought about it. Dude, I just figured out, I taste it. Let's go back to how awkward is like gin. Because I wanted some so bad. I was so thirsty. It is the best thing that was touch your old crooked teeth.

This is going to down real stupid and red it's going to make a threat about it. Dude, I just figured out, I taste it. Holy fuck, this tastes like ginger. My girl goes, well. That was it. It was just everyone was left for that. That was so thirsty. when you gave me that

I remember this so well because I was so good look like This is like Chris Apple I'm not like this I'm like this I just like

You didn't know what you with your hands I didn't know my hand I was like He's all That's fucking funny That's hilarious That's really funny man God damn that's funny

That's funny Yeah those are the top ones I found this week Good stuff Nick Shout out to Ray. Appleton, Wisconsin. I'll see you this Friday, Saturday. I'm excited.

I changed it. I was supposed to do Thursday, but I didn't. I canceled Thursday because I was going to have dinner with Bradley Cooper after he did Rogan, but it turns out he can't make it. He's got to go back. Oh, that's so funny. Anyway.

Also, I still have a couple tickets left for the second show. I have four shows right now. out in San Antonio the 30th and the 30th sold out we're getting really close there's so a bunch there's still a couple tickets left on each show but what where LOL no uh the new club it's called riot right on the riverwalk so we're doing pretty good tickets else but we want to sell those like I want them all to be sold out yeah let's sell it out boys the guy in the picture oh and Nick's gonna be with me on it too nice let's sell it out T-fat care army sold out for nick here all right we love you guys this is the firing kid we're out

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