The Fighter & The Kid - Calabasas Fight Companion: UFC 269 w/ Chris D’Elia, Bryan Callen and Rob Dyrdek

Episode Date: December 12, 2021

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We are live! What is up fam? This is CalBass Fight Companion for UFC 269. We got quite the crew tonight. We got Brian Caldon to my left. Chris, Daddy, DeLia right there and special guest. Special guest. Does he get more special? Then the legend himself. He's on season 4,000 ridiculousness. It's Rob daredeck Alavasis like ours what can tan look in season is is it before you start with the fucking compliment Everybody's dick Fucking yeah when you took compliment a man's tan it feels good I mean even though I have a tan to the middle of the way. It's got a lot of brandy and soda in his voice.

You relax me when you talk sometimes. Oh, here we go. I'll speak low like that. I know this is gonna happen. I get a little hypnotized. Dude, it's just a little unbelievable. Dude, you get a guy who's rightfully, he's a cool dude. You know your face gets more and more lopsided

as you get older. Not a big deal. You're saying in general, people say this. Not even, no, you're, L.T.Y. Dude, no. Because you sleep on one side all the time and you sleep so much. I do I do I sleep so much but life's hard You know, I mean you gotta sleep you gotta go hard as hard when you think about this. Just for dad's hanging out Yep, just this is dad's dad's daddy time. How old you got kids four and five four and five

Four kids and five kids nine kids Four kids and five kids nine kids Four boys Starting off firing on all syllables father. Oh, you haven't seen Chris since he got the net that to be oh We did we did the fucking the the shooting range video. We did the shooting yeah, yeah, been he's And it was the 40 well, I thought it was fake. Yeah, yeah Initially, I mean nothing mean, nothing is real. Nothing is real. Real.

You could keep it up. You're gonna corn or a car. Well, you don't know. You haven't seen my whole body. You don't know what else I got. But what was the 40? What is the 40? So there's 40 days between

Kristen's birthday, my fiancee, and Calvin's birthday, which is my son, and then 40 days between Calvin's birthday, and then my birthday. So that's 40. So Calvin's birthday is also 21820 20, add that all up together, 40. 40 was a very transformative time. 40 is very, you know what I mean?

2Pac had 7, right? He died on the 7 days of birthday. There's nothing worth explaining to that. Well, do they know us? I liked it. And it feels right. You have any tattoos, Rob? I got these diamonds right here.

Oh, that's right. You got that on the show, right? I mean, I got where the lamp is right here. I know that. right. You got that on the show, right? I got real lambs right here. I know that man. You know that man. You came with the hotness. Yeah, I know man. Never?

I can't think of hotness. All the years, nothing. Do you know what you do have? Do you know what you do have? I went to McDonald's. Wow. What is that? This is not regular coffee.

You know how I like black coffee? Because I'm real man. Yeah. Okay okay this for you Yeah, I put the sweetener in it and the cream in it because I know okay, I know but don't because what happens? I know no, no I know people come to your shows and they say it yeah I don't want them to do that anymore, but if they did that's on their own accord, but You sweet tart, tart, right? So right and we're off right and we're off. I'm not drinking so but you will though you will secretly right when the camera's off

you're like and then you'll fucking come back and no I won't I won't let's watch the passion of the Christ instead I feel like it will be good there's something up with the fucking I think with the do I pay per view let's watch the passion of the Christ it'll be just as long right it's three and a half fucking hours Oh, you're looking for the Just but I feel like you would drive us all Gotta go over the home and you know that Roman call me up. Roman call me up because name drop in central name drop in okay. Go ahead

I got into a rogue and good friend of mine. Who's that? So you're welcome for introducing All right, dude. Okay, but he called me up and he um did you see you see this passion in the Christ? I go no I go it's a good it's like watching somebody get the fuck kick that him for three hours I went with my grandma she cried the entire time wow Well, when it came out you know what was gonna happen. Yeah, she really religious. Oh super there you go And Ben Kaviesel never really worked again Ben Kavizel. Yeah, he played his is Jim Kovizel right? Ben is his brother doesn't matter doesn't not doesn't matter

He's in some movie on pretty change name a bend to reinvent. Oh, not a guy guy But I guess he's very conservative and Hollywood wasn't that person point of person of interest. He's on the show on CBS Dude, I know my shit man. Is this real? I'm glad he's virtual like this is not being made up. This is an actual man's name. And this is Jim Kovizel. Jim Kovizel, he played Jesus Christ. And in my book, he is Jesus Christ. Because he did it really well.

Well, he's very religious. And he's giving. Not only is he very religious, he wouldn't swear, I think, in one of... Well, you can, if we're playing Jesus, dude. I would. I would. Ah, I don't fucking nail me there.

That would be me. How can I play? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you. I would. I would. You went, I don't fucking nail me there. That would be me. Okay, finally. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you should have done my hands first. Well, you don't get my feet first. No, dude, come on. I like getting the roll, dude. No, I get it. I don't know what you got to roll.

Grow my hair out. Robert, are you guys shooting right now? The Tuddy shoot. No, we take the last two months of the year off because we have to deliver all the episodes. I mean, what would MTV do without you? It's on all the time. You're the only thing on MTV and I'm, wait, what's that?

Hold on, hold on, don't disrespect T-MOM like that, bro. Okay, that's my shit. But think about T-MOM. T-MOM is still these old war dogs that were like, came on the air 10 plus years ago. Do you not have watched every season for a day we have? Of, of, of, T-MOM. T-MOM. Yeah. Young and pregnant. What's up, bro every season? Of day one, of, of, have you? Team mom.

Yeah. Young and pregnant. What's up, bro? Well that's bad. Yeah, I've never seen it. Or it's not. I actually watched these dating shows when they're on an island because, and I,

I saw my love island. Love Island is great. Yeah, there's another one now. Love Island is good. The other one, that one, that one's the other one's. I don't have the body or the look. No, no, no, no, no.

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Well, no, if we shoot six a day, then we... Six episodes? No, not actually. That's too many. That's too many to do in one day. Yeah, this stuff changes for your boy. Yeah, you know, I just did the two outfit changes. They change all six, you know what I mean?

But it's, and then we do, and I've got it down to where shoot on Tuesdays and Fridays and then Tuesdays Fridays break for a few weeks and then we shoot 250 a year. So now what do you do? Oh my god? Oh my god, but that's not even like It was what you said Who's the guy from the inside? Who you are? How did you know? It wasn't even what you said, it was how you said it.

Hey, over here. Rob, we locked in. And I said, let's talk business. I don't know. Everything was good. It's like you brought a fucking dick sucker mentality out. No man, come on. You let him.

No, you fucking dead. Hey, don't say a dick like that. You're not supposed to do your work. I'm having a good time, we're having a good time. He's laughing, we're all ridiculous. And then this guy comes in, now what do you do on your downtime? No, you rub what is your passion? Yeah, dude, what what do you say drives you wrong?

Right, that's that's where I'm asked. All right, all right. You ask it like a real fucking person What are you doing when you're fucking not working? Boom right to the point. I'm really I'm wrong as I see it's what you're successful part of saying that it's almost like you can sign up for my Patreon.com slash Chris D'Alea all day long or check out my podcast

congratulations and we've and that's another that's a read for that as and I'm gonna read I snuck in you need to I was so so why would you do that'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that.

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I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm not getting used to that. I'm gonna do I'm gonna load up on Omnicron or whatever the fuck And just wiping their mouths And then fucking two percent of them are just gonna fuck Gonna die cuz they're pretty consistent. I'm really nice to get to know you. Rob, when you're not doing your show, what are you doing? Hold on, I want to give you guys credit as like the earlier COVID adopters. You were literally the connaries in the cold mind. Like you were the first people like that I know

that we're like walked in and we took some heat too. Yeah, we took some heat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But because you know what, this is the story. I thought Brian was gonna die, you'll be honest. Yeah, I was down. But correct me if I'm wrong, Mr, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know what? This is I thought Brian was gonna die. You'll be honest. Yeah, I was down, but correct me if I'm wrong. This is true story. We're going to do the show in San Antonio,

Pact House, and they're like in San Antonio. They're like, well, you know what? Pack everybody in and then we'll pack a little more in. It was the real thing. We get an Amberholder, the essentially your fungus can. Before we go on stage. And it said, you are in what the hot spot in United States. Hot COVID spot for the transmission of the epic epic center. And I like to go I went, I never fuck off. Every time we get out we come walking off

the stage and people be standing up and fist bumping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brian's making out guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And all of this. And by the way, all of us got COVID. Yeah. Sure. It was like everybody that did the whole show. The whole crew got it. Yeah, yeah. You guys were trying to get it, though, man. Yeah, I was. Yeah, you were like, come on, motherfucker.

You go, you guys are the guys. Now that you're the fuck. You talk extra close to the whole crew. I'm wrong. Hey, because I'm wrong. No, you're not wrong. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh, oh, oh, oh, Mr. So what do you do at your downtown? I don't talk that way. I don't talk to you. That was frustrating when somebody gets close to me That was frustrating even before COVID I lean the fuck back dude We got so much space and now with COVID I lean the fuck back and when they're like why are you leaning back? You scared of COVID

I've been Johnny leans back for a fucking long time. He needs me. Oh, yeah, so don't try to Pinnis coven get you get natural antibodies, dude Yeah, you get it. Yeah, you wouldn't get it. Yeah, I didn't get it. Of course, because he's fucking, he's Johnny Leigh back with me. Oh, I mean, but I'm Johnny don't go anywhere. Oh, you were careful.

You were very careful. You stay at home and then we do the show. There's not a life crowd, right? Yeah, then they got rid of the crowd, which is a dream come true and then. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, hey, it's like, I know you guys want to feed off that energy,

but I'm just trying to knock that thing out. First of all, it's a little bit weird, but then it's like, fuck it, here we go. Yeah. You know, and it's like your three crew members laughing, and it doesn't matter. It's better, it's better. You guys have better chemistry.

You guys have better chemistry. It's better chemistry when there's no crowd with the three of you. Yeah. Chemistry's great. Well, if they're your boys, yeah, you know, fuck it. And it's also like, it just eliminates, I took out one, you know, I went from, I took out one, one clip, the whole, and every single package and then I could get shooting the

entire thing down to 30 minutes, right? And edit it into 22. So it could just like bang, bang, bang. And then it was like, let's just go for it and try six a day because then that cuts the shooting and how much I mean. And then how long to take you to do six a day because then that cuts the shooting and having an enemy and then the work. How long does it take you to do six a day? Get there at nine, shoot three, break for lunch, then shoot three and are gone by three o'clock. Okay, so what are you doing here? You're breaking your shooting. What season are you on right now?

We're at 23, then we shoot seven more this year. On? 30 seasons. Fucking, and every meeting you take in a holiday goes, we're looking for the next, we're trying to do this ridiculousness. It's like, oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, because that's easy to relate.

Yeah, yeah. And look, it's not even, it's like, think how lucky you can get to wear like all of a sudden, it worked, then what happened, basic cable imploded, and everything started now, budgets, and then I negotiated the show's budget, so that like, as I knew the price of the show

was getting out of control, so getting the price of the show into like a place where they wanted to order 150 of them at a time, you know, like, and then what happened, then Kovie hits everybody sitting at home, like, oh, we can watch this for eight hours straight, you know, like it, and then what happened? Then Kovie hits everybody sitting at home, like, oh, we can watch this for eight hours straight, you know what I mean? Like, you literally can just binge it.

So lucky. So lucky. Yeah. Over and you boys on it sometimes, listen, but it's over. Okay, you did it. You did it. Yeah.

You did it. Yeah. Most recurring guests, well, I'm not gonna take it easy. I was pretty for guests. I'm not gonna take it easy. Yeah, I mean, you have, you're the few have appeared more than anyone else. But that's not a deal, dude. I remember when we did it together, and then your DMs had blew up with young women,

and I didn't get anything. Man. You know why though? Yeah. No, I know, but it's just her feeling. No, but it's okay though. Oh, God. It's okay.

It's because you're used to man skates. Is it on your head? Hey. No, it's okay, but it's because all those pieces of hair that you have on your head Don't you know I know but they're all scared of each other But they know what they are they know they're they believe in COVID and their space and It's a COVID no and it's all good yeah, you guys think it's funny

So you make fun of my hair and I have you know that there are people who are fans who go hey you don't need here They're lying to you look I'm like you're sexy AF. I've heard that before I'll tell you you have no issue with here rum. You should is I mean it's it's fake, but it's hanging on Yeah, but you're a little bit of gray paper enough. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good here And thank you both of us I don't think so and I'll be honest Because your face is getting longer and all the time. Dude, you know what it is? It's this lighting really, it's your head on to.

No. This lighting, you need sun. I am the whitest guy. I never see anything like it. It's the little distracting. Dude, I don't know what to do. It's not even that I'm white. It's that I'm in like a new color.

That's like, I'm a gray. It's like I'm gray. You live in LA. Just go in the sun once in a while. Dude, you say I live in LA like fucking like everyone's just out and about fucking go in LA. I know. I do.

I have a bit of a hard time. You see COVID outside or what? No, I get it. You're mostly outside. You know me. No, you're not mostly outside. You go to coffee shops and you hang out there. Right, I like coffee shops.

Yeah. You're simply hanging out. Speaking of which drink you're fucking. I'm not drinking my fucking coffee. That's disgusting. Whoever got that. Now, what is driving McDonald's coffee specifically? McDonald's, he doesn't have good taste in coffee.

Oh, I love you. I love you. I know, bitch. I drink coffee. This has never been moved. McDonald's is just for you. He doesn't even know what good, he doesn't need out.

He never needs out. And when he's restaurants, in it, in he doesn't even know what happens. He's never been out and let that band first I'm not that guy you guys are that fucking guy with your coffee post no although you've never even starbucks you ever read that a black rifle guy you ever read that a good restaurant for real okay in your life and your 40 in your 40 four years well I'm not kind of upset on a fast man he burned you he desk. He burned you. He burnt you. He burnt you. No, he said he brings Starbucks. And Black Rive fool, that's my shit, man. That's fine. You know how the Christmas play from Starbucks?

You got a crystal stuff. Kind of shook me. No, give me a second. Give me a second. Let's give me a second. All right, what's up? Name your favorite restaurant, now let it go. Chili's.

Hey, that's a duetic family favorite. No, chili's a, that's a deerdick family favorite. No, Chili's good, but I'm gonna go. You've never been to a nice restaurant. Well, Rackeryl. What's these nice restaurants and shit, where we're all like? What would you look like? I'm not into that shit. What would you like?

What would you, oh, okay. Or a, or a, it's called Good Closing. Well, what would you like? You that have waiters. That's what you're making. You'll say, no, you come to like water. No, no, no, you say, oh, oh, you just come in and be like, yo, what do you want?

Like that kind of shit. Like, like I was doing with Rob and I say, what are you doing? What was my thing, though, in be like yo, what do you want like that kind of shit like like I was doing with Rob And I say what are you doing? You're no wishing go that tree like that's called red Robin. Yeah, exactly I'd rather go to red robber. Oh fucking. Oh, what is this crustacean or some shit? Hey look you know the thing about chilies too is you can just pay your table and be on your way Yeah, that's another thing I go to a place where I ordered the counter and I can do that and they bring it. Yeah, then baby I grew up a fire I like I spend a way too much on food Because I know the difference you've been doing it. Nice, Rob. It's it's tough in LA, dude

Well, I mean, you know my wife is not vaccinated and luckily for us the beautiful city of Beverly Hills Does not require a vaccination card? You're doing it right. So we're just down at ocean prime and everything down and in the now dangerous Beverly Hills. It is, it is, she has been breathing the vaccine or she's just afraid again. She had like a blood disease and she was really young and now she's just like freaked out by it. And that's okay. Oh, it's Sean fighting right now?

He's the first one on the omic side. Omic side, that's the side. How in the UFC are you? You watch all of them or are we talking about it? Yeah. You know what I did today? I went, you know what I spent today? I spent like watching a highlight reel of all your fights.

Oh wow. Yeah. Just to recap myself on the history to fully understand it. Yeah. Hey, Chan, bring up my Taekwondo reel for Rob. Oh man. You may not know this, but I'm also a purple belt. Hey, Chen, bring on my Taekwondo reel for Rob. Oh, man. I don't...

You may not know this, but I'm also a purple belt in Taekwondo. Oh. I can tell by the way you must be... Most people are though. Most people are. Tell by the butterfly. All right. Most people have some sort of belt with Taekwondo.

Chris, aren't you a purple belt in Shishitsu? Yeah. You did it for six years and never got better though, yeah? No, I didn't get any better. No, no, no. Why is it that I'm a blue bell in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Okay. You did do Japanese Jiu-Jitsu and I did get up to fucking purple belt.

This is before it got crazy popular. I did the wrong Jiu-Jitsu for a little bit. Before real athletes came involved. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I'm a blue belt. Did you ever think about and I can fuck you up now? Yeah, no, you couldn't now listen. No, you couldn't okay. What's up? I'll fold you like a chair. We know that right? All right So what's up? Can you throw a ball? Is that the end of the fucking sentence? Same more. Yeah, and say more in that sentence. You know, I'm a very offensive. Hey tonight. Yeah, do better. Yeah. Say more in that sentence. It's very offensive. Hey, tonight. Yeah, do

better. Yeah, dude, that's it. I just don't know if I can throw a ball. I finish a sentence. What? Through what? Through us. Very small fucking thing yards away. Well, look at Colin here. It's the wheelchair. You see a young Brennan the bad boy. This is after we did our fucking podcast. Wow. This is my best Sean. mallet my best show in a mallet that's back oh shit knocked out guys that's not that a lot of guys you mean guys with no one dude look at this look at bread and saw like Simon well that's funny dude that is a classic one to pull that's old school

that's back when you want to chin I bet you I can do that right now. That has 500,000 views, which is insane. It does? Yeah. Wow. So I'm ocean too. Yeah. Wow.

Do you believe in O'Malley? Yes. Yeah. But I like what they're doing with him, because, you know, he's a young star. He's the most famous guy not ranked in the top 15. I'd say most famous guy not ranked the top five, and he's because he's so famous and skilled. I like that USC is not throwing him to the top contenders right now. Because there's nowhere to go after. Wouldn't you say that's the first for him?

I mean as far as like the USC they burned their lesson. They have, right? They just said that he goes he's not ready for those top guys. We're moving him along at a speedy should be a this is like extra slow. Who daily ranked? their lesson with Darntill Yeah, Rodriguez, you know a lot of guys man a lot of guys Because the six nine tattoo. It's a lot right? Oh, because they like hang out together yet that too. It's like a you know It's a thing you know those kids you know you know, these young kids with their shit talk

and there's like no, there's no boundary. Like when I was fighting, like you know, Chell Sonot talk shit, but these young kids man, they don't give a fuck dude. Like Jake Paul, those guys, like, there's no way to hurt someone. Yeah, it does. I don't like it, it makes me uncomfortable.

But that's why that last counter fight was like, you just overshot the money. Agree. You know, like you didn't have to be like, a nice counter, but just walked a lot, not try to be like, you're whiter than DMs. Yeah, it's too much. I'm the biggest counter-friend in that.

When he does that stuff, it's just so disciplined. But it's like, I liked the evolved mature, like I'm just a, I do it for the love of the game because I don't need to do it for money. I love that kind of thing. But then all of a sudden it was like the loss, I think it's time to deal with it. You know, I deal with it and I think success

and he's like trying to find that passion, but because he's sleeping in the back of Ferraris and yachts, he's like, I don't fuck. But the beauty of it is is is the game has changed perfectly for him. Because he gets to fight Diaz when he comes back. Correct. Then he gets to fight Jake Paul. He can fight Logan Paul shots.

He can fight and he can get beat by everybody from this point out whether or not he ever fights for a title ever again. It's like he's sealed. He's still gonna get these like $100 dollar fights Yeah, the next like ten years. Yep. Is is would he fight Jake Paul? Is that a fight that you'd be interested in if they were 100% I think it happens to I say it happens a hundred percent. I think you happen to And if it happens next to yours, let me see how Jake oh, he's fighting woodly again Excited and we have fight for that, but let's see how he does against I need a word. I don'tI don't know where J-I-I don't know where J-I-Sat. But you know where Conner's at.

You know where Conner's at. And forever the Achilles heel of till the day he puts them away is stamina. Yeah. He just punches himself out so quick. He just can't figure out like cardio. And now he's bigger. Yeah, forget about being like a giant. I feel now he's bigger. And now he's bigger.

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And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's bigger. And now he's not gonna allow him to lead without fighting Conor McGregor in the trolley fight, so Conor's been in the fight to them. Yes, and he would rather fight at 70 and take his chances without punching him, then get caught and trying to fight

somebody real again and having a bad loss. But I think, but I think look at Becky is there, dude. Whoa, that's fake. That's not him. It is just, that's him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's big. That's not a hand. That's just, that's a hand. No, that's not a fucking photoshop. That's photoshop. No, that's not a hand.

That's a photoshop. Dude, he's not like that. That's not a fake Jack news. That's not a hand. You pull that up with his Instagram. He's huge right now. If that comes on his actual, no, go to the one where he's in the hat, Jen.

He also looks. No, go to the one where he's the super American. Yeah, that's him, dude. He looks like he'd be like, hey man. Hey man, I mean, come the fuck over here. I'll stop you out so quick. Wow, whoa, that's fucking insane, dude. Dude, you drink proper 12, that's what happens.

Yeah, and I don't, I hope that it's muscle and not like beer and proper 12. You know what I do? So I think he's on the path to like come back and redeem himself, I don't think he's gonna go out like that. And I do think that he has fight. He's jacked. He looks like a mad Damon character.. I don't think he's gonna go out like that. I do think the idea is he's jacked. He looks like a mad Damon character.

He's like, hot. Let's be real. Oh boy. I'm sorry. Did that come out my mouth? What else did I say? Wait, what did you say? He's hot.

No, no, no, no, no. I said it's hot in his hot car. I mean, who has to you call life? I got, I'm looking at that guy. Maybe you called him sexy in a poster. I saw him. I'm sure to. Yeah, I don you called him sexy in a post or something. I saw. I'm sure to yeah I don't know something that's loose right now. That's a very strange transition. That's a way to have any

You know, you can't run right now. He is the ain't guilty. I know you're looting to I'm not gonna play that game I'm not gonna say what do you say? What are you saying? But but the fight for him to come back fight Nate deals make sense Nate's had time off They do at 70 he can win that fight because they've comes back and fights like he's not fighting Dusty Porio. Charles will live here. That'd be a nightmare. No, he can't lose again. That's the same thing, but there's nobody. He can't fight Tony. He can't fight Chandler. I think any of those people are on mistakes. He's not gonna fight Gagey. Obviously he's like, he's not active enough to fight those top dogs. And it's nice to see he can't actually win. Actually, when I H.Y. You want to know what you can't do is get fat in the off season.

No, it's not. You can't be a fighter at this level and then like party for six months and then just be a training. Well, what's like when like in skateboarding like can you imagine taking six months off and jumping the biggest competition? Like you're gonna be rusty. I don't get fuck out. No, well, you know skateboarding, but I'm saying. You can be rusty as fuck. I just think as you know someone like Nate, he just is like in shape and like just sort of fighting

Non-stop try afflons, but he's also like oh here we go. I love like being in the gym and shit, you know What what's what Sean what Sean? What's this he's just so these guys are what are they way one 40 35? Fuck And Sean's my size. He's what he's what? Sean's my size John's what are you way? 175 right now that power via he's one. He's what? He's what? Sean's my size. What are you way?

175 right now. That Pavya, he's no punk either man. So then he's right in your size. 20 and seven, like he's not your size. You said 140. No, I'm 175. He's fighting a one, he gets down to 135. Now is he, so then you're not his size.

No, Pavya's not right now. No, I mean, what I'm saying when he, in the off season, he probably won't drown that size. Got it. He's one sixty. It's not a yeah who cares, but he's not a He's not like a you know It's a good fight for him like it's not an easy fight to yeah, this guy is not no Experience Povie he's a Brazilian cat. I think he's like 20 and seven. I want to say to me is a lot of experience And he's one is last three 21 and three like it's no punk. He's one's, I wanna say to you, he has a lot of experience. And he's one of his last three, 21 and three. Like it's no punk.

He's one of his last three in UFC, you know? He's not a joke. He's just a job man. He just moves, it's hard to, it's hard to replicate a guy like that in training, so he gives a lot of guys problems. He stays right out of them. But he's massive, like on Twitch and on YouTube. Oh, no, I mean, he's me. I speak in a massive. Yeah. Like were you dumbfounded by the scale of

like what's the new kid that just that penny? Oh, a paddle. That's not a paddle kid. Oh, uh, Paddy. Paddy. Why? Hamilton. How did he get so big? He was too quick. He could call him right in. Right in. Hold up. How did he get so big he was to it? Quick column right in right in hold up the the the hype he had from the

Cage warriors and I get so fat. Oh you're saying how you get like did he blow up Instagram? No, he gets very fat Yeah, that got fat. Oh my god I trained he cap his daughter drinking I don't know the upper left one. He's a stud man. He's signed. Oh, well, yeah, he does get fit It also he is faces gets his face gets face looks like mine. That's not good But yeah, we've all got stung by bees. So he why is that happening because he's probably a lot Chris He might be what's the face? He probably wants water holds water. I like drink whiskey at night

He's a big guy. I do it. I'm not even necessary talking you talk about him, but I guess sure I could so it's a idiom It's a number of things that chick-flare for I came here. Did you yeah? My favorite. Oh, fuck dude I love you man. That's so fucking funny. You just scarfed down on chick-flay and the fucking car on the way here That's exactly you fucking fuck like my hands my four-brockers Stingley so American dude. I love it. He, I love it Brian you're talking, huh? Yeah, where are you talking? I'm watching Sean dude. Hey, I'm not even trying to flex on Brian Now do you think Brian feels weird being the only guy not owning a party at the table? Are you is that Weird you're not know what you have I had a rough here guys. What do you

I had a rough year, guys. What do you have? What do you have? You don't have one before the rough year. I don't have one before the rough year. You get a four year one before the rough year. Look, there's five guys. I've seen like a Ferrari guy to me. Ryan definitely doesn't.

No, I have that a Ferrari guy. No, no, no. Ryan's not sassin'. Look, look, look. I got the three, I'm downgraded to the series three Tesla. It's just smaller and easier for me. Nice, nice. Yeah, yeah. Just live live. You know what the bourbon vault is? No, that's the full. test like it's just smaller and easier I just live live

I know you know what the book No that's the school fantastic. You know your car. Rob Rob your car guy. I am I don't know if I'm gonna go out of it someday But you just broke keep going into it. You know it's with no Bulldoch in 15 you're not growing Rob's the bet he called me randomly I had this you know how that asked Martin got me randomly I'm playing with my kids, he was like, astamarns, of course I like fucking astamarns. You want one?

I guess, dude. I don't understand the question. Yeah, I was like, yeah, excuse me. And then sure enough, because a rob I was twerk around this astamarn for a little bit. They gave us this weird deal. I only got 2000 miles, my payments of 1093 zero down. Yep, just extended the lease.

Oh, did you extend it? Yeah, it's great. Just send it. It's a fun car. I never knew what that was. See, you're gonna be out of the, come on this one. Sorry guys.

This quick game for fries, you're out on this one. Because we're SF 90 twin. No, right, okay, I don't have that. Yeah, SF 90. I just don't want, I want, I like the fucking, the reason why I got the one I got is because I like the fucking, I like the back of it. It's the best dad mobile vault.

Is SF Stanford special force? I like talking, Brian. Brian, you're the spider, you're sweet fuck. Which one? SF 90, is it the spider? Oh yeah, don't like to. Oh yeah. My F8 stuck at the port, too.

That's nice. Oh really? Oh, you stuck, you never got it? It's been stuck at the slider? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. My F8 stuck at the port to that's nice. Oh really? Oh, you've never got it. It's been stuck at the port. You got yours is an NFT though, right? It does not actually exist. It's not here. I haven't seen it. I just didn't see it. Oh, oh, don't fuck with Sean. Oh, let's keep telling you guys. Oh, oh, oh, that's tough. And this guy's not easy put away man. That's why I stand up and get John's I'm Oh, hello No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Man, I'm good. I'm happy for him because you know what I hate when like the rising star nothing worse

takes my like soft like soft like oh It was like like I'm still a huge darren till fan and then when he fought woodley in his home Fucking town and Lasher's like oh It's the best part is the come up like honors come up like homestats come up right now Shana Malley's come up like yeah, it's the best to go on the journey with them then they get there That's whatever. It's greatness, but go on the journey with him. Then they get there and that's whatever. It's great. It's great. But it's a two-night man.

Even the Mosleville like rise, right? Different rise, right? You put this run together, right? And you want him to win the championship when he lands and do buy. Let's share it later right there. I love him as well. I just, I love pretty man. I just, I love.

You know what guys, I like man. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I You know, I love Jared Letter right there. Love him as well. I just, I love pretty man. Yeah, I just, I love.

You know what guys, I like man. Do I have a man bunkers, Jared Letter? Yeah, I did. Look, I, look. Did you see how so good he? What's up? You see how so good? I have it. I, I, I, I am dumbfounded that I watched the whole movie having no idea that he was in it.

Well, he looked ridiculous. He came to all that weight. Yeah, it's wild. I just want actors to always be the same weight, dude. That's why I like the rock. This motherfucker is the same shirt man. Dude, the rock wears the same shirt every movie. You're right.

Yeah, you're right. All right, dude, you don't have to just say he looks ridiculous. Read it again. Now is that a fat suit, Chin? at that he looks that's a fat suit for sure his face looks fat to you though yeah but that's also making a man no who who who's the guy um from uh 300 uh not George Gerard Gerard no no no no who's the guy who gladiator? No, no gladiator. Russell Crowe. Have you seen Russell Crowe in On Hinge?

Yes. Well, he looks like me and he has a fat guy. Really big out, bring him up, Jim. Please, please, first of all, the movie's fantastic. Okay, he's a fat guy. But he is so thick in that. Well, no, but Russell Crowe is a fat guy. He's put some...

He fought so hard to not be a fat guy to do a gladiator. You can tell just by looking at him, fucking trying to slay that tiger or whatever. He likes his boots. You know what he is? He's a sign of a thick boy. He's signed a thick guy. He's prone to barrel.

He's prone to barrel. Yeah, he's prone to barrel. He's prone to barrel. No, he's the thick boy mascot. That guy right there is a social studies teacher. That's what that fucking body type and outfit is. That's exactly right. That movie's fantastic.

A fucking though. He's still pressured to be thick forever To my dear friend. I mean, they said if he will be so it's okay. You can't get light He never can you won't know so it's okay. Yeah, he's just bones. Yeah, I'm just you know I'm like he wants to just I'm just I'm just a big even when I die I'm just yeah, I feel like you've embraced your bigness though in the past here. Yeah I'm like Liz like Nick boy empire. Yeah, I'm like, Liz, like Nick Boy Empire. Yeah, you know what I mean? You really can't get it.

Yeah, unless I change it to thin boy. So, now that's an idea for a shot for a company. And I might start the thin boy now. Brian, that's not, no. You know what I mean though? You're, you're, but you're a business guy. Yeah, let's talk. Thin boy.

Yeah, fuck you. You're still doing merch and all that, Rob? No, no, no. You had to have it with a, could you were involved with DC? What else? Yeah, yeah, I mean, all those, like, you know, I saw a little bit of stuff that on my website

for like that support the foundation through my machine, but I just couldn't do another photo shoot. It's a hustle. It's a hustle, man. You say that like you don't do six episodes of a fucking TV show. Oh, it takes all the time. But it's like. It's a hustle, man. You say that you don't do six episodes of a fucking TV show. Oh, it takes all time. But it's like, it's like, you know,

going and like shooting up, doing a photo shoot. Yeah, no, no, it's a shot shoot. Like, you know, I had all the signature products. You know, I had all this different, like, brand deals. Like, I had to just be covered in brand. You look like it, that's gone for a little bit on ridiculous things. Yeah, I mean, I monster DCs.

I mean, monster DCs, everything in SLS, all of it. And what are you, and it was so freeing to like finally walk on to that stage without any logos and apparent Nike's instead of like being in your same uniform that you've been in for like one day. That's because daddy made enough money,

we don't have to do it. True, true, you know what I mean? That's like where George Clooney, did you read the thing where George Clooney turned down $35 million one day work? No. Because they were like, yeah, he turned down $35 million for one day of work because it was like, they were like, well, that airline, although it's a country that's an ally, it's still

kind of questionable. I'm going to turn it down. Is there any slots still? Brian. It's not, they're not going to let. Brian, they're not going to go from- You think you're on the, like, Brian hands you guys- Brian hands you guys-

It's an older guy. No, I got class. Okay. I think Brad Pitt filled the role. You gotta be honest. It's not gonna, they're not gonna go George Clooney to Brian Callan. They're not gonna do that.

You never know, though. And he thinks possible. Yeah, come on. You know what? It's not a very funny thing. It's possible. Like, you know, 300,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, you know, George Clooney for Christmas gave his 14 best friends a million dollars. I do know that. Too many, I think. I do know that. And paid the taxes instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and anything's possible are the two fucking sayings that just horses well Dynamite, Dynamite, Dynamite. Stop. Now Theo's gonna be in the front where you think that show Theo on TV. Theo's in the front row. He's been sitting with Dave He's four years ago. You know what they might show David Spade and he's gonna be next to him. Tommy Lee. Now you open there's Jared. Um, he's right there. How you gonna show Tommy Lee? It's got a big Jared let out. Big a new old his girl and his girl is a was girls Carol G. So be cool. Who is he? He's a Latin like he's huge and

you're that guy is yeah. And his girlfriend's uh, Carol G who's like Nicki Minaj of Latin. I know who no one is. That's what I'm talking about. My girl's Mexican, so I know everything about Latin culture. Okay, so I get. Oh, hi. But you're Mexican too. I look Mexican, but I'm not. Yeah, but that you are though. It's tough to keep it white in the house, man.

Well, I think Thanksgiving, they put sole everywhere. I'm like, where's the turkey? Let's get some NFL on, you know, Strongly NFL. Yeah, wow. Because your girl's what, Rob, she's Filipino. Filipino. Yeah. And so she tried girl's what, Rob, she's a Filipino. Filipino.

Yeah. And she's trying to put that Filipino culture on kiddos. I know, she's kind of somewhere in the middle, you know, to me, and since. Because you got her, her family's from her mom's from Ohio where I grew up in the same town, right? So that's interesting. Yeah, so it's like she has the pure Ohio, Kettering Ohio roots that I have, like that other. Oh, okay. So she's not like, yeah, then.

Off the boat, Filipino. Yeah, and then her father and family live in Northern California where she grew up. That's why we ended up doing Thanksgiving and beautiful monoray. Monoray, baby. Do tell, Rob, tell them, flets on these fuxx include myself

other your first date with your girl. Oh, I love the story. You know, I made a joke. They were euthanizing all these Like at a kennel all the all the the animals at a place in Riverside or Bakersfield As they do a dog shelters, right? And so it was all over Twitter And so I was like she was posting about it. So the first date was like, you know, I was thinking maybe We get a helicopter and fly out. I was so like, Brian, when he was done, you were doing a climb off.

Look, we get a helicopter and fly out and rescue these puppies and she responded like a half hour later, perfect. And it was like, what? And so I had to like arrange a helicopter and like, pick her up. Call your bluff. Yeah, never, never talked on the phone, only exchange text. Like, never even like, it was exchange text like never even like it was like In person like it was like is it a catfish or not a catfish? Oh, and then like I didn't Frank shows up

Yeah, and then you just straight to the airport Straight me up. Do you matter at the airport you guys getting it? No went and picked it up. Yeah Took her straight to the chopper and that's it. Are you Tom Cruise? Yeah, it was what a baller move first date Yeah, of course you guys got me don't wear that coat Though, um, of course you guys got yeah, I love them. I do So you know what's hot sauce sauce. Yeah, yeah, he sent it to me. We're friends. I don't know him at all, but he sent it to me Great day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really good. It's actually really good hot sauce. Not a big deal. Oh cool. Yep. I think this is an easy win for him.

Ooh, I don't know. It goes, I think Dustin wins. Should we put some money on this? Oh God. So you can add some money on the fucking tab. Now, I got, I'm gonna take Charles Oliver. And I love Dustin Poirier. And I have a-

You always love the guy and take the other guy. I think Dustin Poirier, if you're betting as a purist and there's no bias and I don't know Dustin Prairie, Charles Oliver is pride the better bet, but I'll bet you. You wanna do it? I know you got Dustin Prairie. I'll bet you. I have a knockout on the third round.

Cause I've got all the cash here, whatever, what is this? You got a lot of money though. You got a lot of money though. Is this like, we talking real money here. You're betting, man. You got a lot of money though. You got a lot of money though. You got a lot of money though. You got a lot of money though. You got a lot of money though. You got a lot of money though.

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And people say, oh that's a cop, have you say about Charles Oliver, that's such a cop I'm like, no, this run is, this is, it's just Tony and Chandler in this run. It's not the channel it's First round was not as old as big of a it's not as wide as a guy. He's not impressive He got H.E. He beat like got himself there in the combo. Okay, see I think H.E. You know, we've seen a fight right? He's built like a warrior. You know Step into the ring with Gage A,

not know what you're doing, and come out of it, courage, you just don't. He's down like Steve and I smith on ESPN. When he talks to you, he's gonna go gage. Yeah, Steve and I smith. Of course, he's had his ups and downs, but I'm telling you, we're swinging up. 125, man.

Cody Garbant, 125. I'm with you, he's with me, man. Dude, he texted me on Thursday, goes, easiest cut in my life, this can be good. Thanks for having my back. Yeah I'm he's the best but but the 125 His cut look at his he looks like like he's a small guy rough But I know but his he's so rail thin his face is all bony like he looks crazy

Dude he's a cleaver. He's a Ohio boy. Yeah, I believe him. But he's a Ohio No, I'm you guys you guys I'm he's a Cleveland, he's a Ohio boy. Yeah, Cleveland, but he's a Ohio. No, I'm, you guys, you guys, I'm about. There's a lot of talent. Hold up, hold up, Jen. Scroll up, there's Theo on the UFC feed. Oh shit. What? What in the fuck?

Hold on. This little high beast got himself on there. What's he, oh, here he goes. It's a night for the dime and baby, let's go. Team dime and baby guy. Hi. It's baby right there. That was great. So it's like Chris Jericho in the building It's a fair point. It does look like a You guys are I can't believe how you talk about Charles Oliver. All right. I'm definitely taking Charles Oliver Look, I don't know what you guys are on

He's got quit him. He got himself there both of you But it's the division got over it over the last two years Let me ask you you think Charles B. Champ if could be was still there. Oh Be champ Is not my job a chef is could be two point two point oh two point oh yeah He's not like a chef. It's gonna be two point two point oh two point oh yeah Strikens different Man how tall is he small right like he like I think 125 is for him Like we get him now. I mean he's still doubt. Yeah, it's like it's it at 125

He hits like a fucking truck dude, but I you know, I it's same with him It's it's I love it. I don't know it's. It's like that fight game, is your mind there when you get hit the first couple times? I agree. It's that skedish. Whenever guy cuts, whenever guy cuts, wait, you got to worry about there's less fluid in the brain in the body so they're easier getting knocked out. And then Cody also, if he gets clipped, he has that dog in him, which got him pretty far. He has that dog in him which got him pretty far right here's

that dog in him where he bites down and fucking slugs why he lost his last fight right because he thought like I could I can punch my way out after that hero buzzer bigger then he's like I'm a punch my way out and boom now you're back to square one again it's spicy which is like the fight square one is the most dangerous thank you dude you know I got this one recently no and I have had these ones are from different people talking about muscles guys both have neck tattoos Chris Yeah, dude what the fuck you like his tattoos, but not mind during the same place. He's a fighter and I he has Jesus on it though, and I am very religious Yeah, I really I'd love to see him rip through 125 me too There's some great fight for that one 25 Do the 125 me to there's some great fight for that one 25

He's just a good dude. I don't know the other guy so fuck the other guy. I love Cody Yeah, he's just a good dude. May you want me know. How'd you meet him? I Find the UFC for a long time and then Yeah, I'm not the fighter No, he didn't same time but I found the UC lot and I do this really popular show called the food truck Daryl you on it or something you on it. That's you. Yeah, Brian. How do you know other comics? Listen dude same question Nice, same question. Oh, ask why if you know it's other skateboarders I'm pretty I'm Brian. You know Brian. How do you know other poor guys?

What how do you know other guys in that? Oh, sorry No, sorry dude that's That was some Connor stuff right That's you did I'm just curious I don't know for our that doesn't make me no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no You know this and people do this and I want to fucking say this and Rob might he probably doesn't know this But I want him to I want everyone out there to know this because I know a lot of people watching this if you go to Brian Callins show you wear my Merch Where my Run row

You motherfucker you all wear it too big gay out and they do you know where you're my life rips. Yeah I get that's all I get that's all I get I got to start fucking come out with merch How about that? How about that? I'm real never figured the worst thing. Why not just never I just throw something out there I'm terrible with it the one merch that you used was the fucking shit I call about this when I get there my features and I sold it MC there Yeah, do you mind if I sell merch? I'm like okay And they make all the money and I never have anything you never do it and then here's like dealing with like the MC there do you mind if I sell merch? I'm like okay

Name hate call the money and I never have anything you never do it and then he don't like dealing with like the shit I Handles for everything but also you're like this. I'll get merch and then what I do is I go I'm like ah man and people like I wish I had money. I'm like here you go. Yeah, yeah, that's why you don't do it. I give it all the way Bad business website You don't do it. I give it all the way. You don't sell your cell. Oh, bad business man. I'm a bad business man. You wouldn't even have to, all you have to do is put up some logos and you wouldn't have to inventory it. You can sell it on the phone. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I start merch with us from Dave. I didn't have money start merch. I borrowed money from you to start the merch Hey, and you never picked up on it. Then you need to walk you need to teach him to fish

Yeah, you need to teach him I give him fish dude. I brought him to the river. Yeah, yeah, yeah Jave him the pole. Yeah, the world and then he goes like this like this No, dude. He brought you either you see him as the fishing pole I can't I can't brand and I can't fuck you don't like to I just yeah, I don't yeah, but that's fine though That's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, bro. We're all sitting right here right now. Fuck it Cuz it's not organic to you. It's not I love figuring it out. I love figuring it out Like is I like writing stand- up and I like doing stand up. Everything else is like, oh, yeah.

If that's what you call it. Even promoting, even like stand up, like doing stuff. If that's what you call it. How I'm saying, what? It's a city. I'm sorry, it's a city. 17, 18, 17, 18, 17, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18. Where are you gonna be in the summer, 22nd though?

Wednesday night, 8 PM. I'm gonna be at the improv. It's you guys. I was job and found. I wish I was not, but I'm not. Yeah, well, you're not. You're not. I'm gonna be at the improv in Hollywood you guys I was job and found I wish I was not Yeah, I'm gonna be a job and friends That's me Brian You're doing five minutes doing five

Oh, hey, how's everybody doing out there? I got this crazy show. It's like you know what I'm not shooting you want to know what I'm doing I'm not you you yeah bring your five minutes that you did at the funny bone that one Oh, no Rob do you have you have skateboarded with, call you up, like, like, hey man, I got an idea for a business plan. I'm sure, because you're like the door star, right? I mean, it's kind of faded over the years, you know what I mean? Like, oh man.

Especially when I, because when I had the league, right? Because then I made, you know, street leagues. So, SLS, is that right? Yeah, that's all right. When I had the league, then So SLS, is that right? Yes, that's right. When I had the league, then it was like every purse, every ID and everything came from through there. But when we sold it, then it's, and I stepped away from it, then they just slowly stopped

making those phone calls. God, if I were you, I would just be, I would have quit so long ago and just been fucking doing nothing. Oh, God, but believe you wouldn't want to do this. It was amazing, you know. If I were you I would just be I would have quit so long ago and just been fucking doing nothing. Oh God But believe you want to do the most amazing thing is like the way I've actually did my asset allocation Yeah, I live free forever. Yeah, right? So it's like all of it is just for fun

Yeah, yeah, you get across the threshold of where you're playing the game with houses money Then you're more motivated because now it's like what can you actually take a more risk Like you're it's no longer self-preservation Dood I'm gonna go Rob's the Kevin hard of No, no, no, don't be pissed dude hold on guys. Here we go. Sorry. Here we go one big hand. Sorry guys Baby, do you think I'm doing okay? I'm insecure Fine

Chris you're gonna be fine. No, I know it's fine. I just you got to just baby so much bigger No, I know it's fine. I just you gotta just baby so much bigger. Yeah, dude. Oh Kera Francis no joke no joke. I'm a della right now Fuck fuck I know I know I know I know you've got a head howler head I Want a crypto Chris? Fuck, fuck, I know, I know, I know. You've got to, or had a heller head, I'd, ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't know, I don't know. You want a crypto, Chris? No, yeah, I love it. Rob, you want to get an crypto, wouldn't you? Ha, ha, ha.

Dude, wow, this is, Rob, let's do an MFD. Hey, don't, don't. I like to pitch, Rob, I like to pitch, I'll be a fridge. Just throw some money into crypto, find the right position. Yeah, I like to pitch ideas to people who made mine.

Rob, are you ever worried about because your kids are growing up completely different than you are? Are you worried they're gonna be the rich assholes? No, because it's part of the plan. You know what I mean? To have them become rich assholes. What the plan, man?

They're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, they're not that, I don't, I feel like, like the way we live and who we are as people is what will be the- Yeah, good people.

Yeah, it's like- But still, you know, but I'm also like not like we already talk about the companies he wants to create these five years old You know, so it's like I'm not- Is he skateboarding? Bro, this guy brings everything back to skateboard. This guy wants you to skateboard, he wants you to skateboard this guy. He wants you to skateboard this guy. He wants you to skateboard this guy.

You're son- Dude, you're talking- You're talking, I know, I know. Yeah, John, I'm cultured. Okay, but look, I'm like, hey, get off of the ship. You do have a union. Hey, you looking tan. Yeah, obviously. You do have a union skateboard, that's a skateboard shop.

Okay, okay, okay, a skateboard shop. I know, that's what I'll throw. I skate, I'm crazy with the skateboard. I don't know, dude. I. Yeah, what kind of trucks? My son's in jitsu and I don't want him definitely don't want to be a fighter But he excels at jiu-jitsu and he gets anything goes, you know, he had a really good practice the other day He gets ice cream if he does well, right double scoop chocolate. All right dude stop elevating and he goes He was dad if I keep doing this eventually

can I make money doing this? Oh boy. Yeah. Oh boy. That's funny, because I want my son to be a life coach like me, I mean like I, or your life coach. So motivate me right now, be cool. Alright.

Don't think small. Okay, wait a minute. Okay. That's good. Okay, I'm gonna give you a problem. Right. Oh. Oh no. No. Okay, I'm gonna give you a problem right? Okay, oh Cody got no drop through a kick got dropped. Oh, put his back. He's gonna start swing. Oh shit. No Cody. No, no, no, no Dude, that was just Tyson. No, don't do that Cody. Oh

Yes, oh god, thank God. Oh, we got two minutes left. Save it. Do get the back. Oh, that thank God. Oh, we got two minutes left save it do get the back. Oh, oh, get that back Cody. Oh, shit. He got dropped Save it. Oh man. You threw a lazy chick and got plaster in the fucking thing. Oh, what? Kick a what? Kick a lazy Oh, no, no, no asshole. Is that Jared let me have a dress like an asshole? That's fucking him dude. He's got that terrible accent on everybody. No, he's dressed like a fucking concert in a cartoon. No, he looks awesome.

No, he's a man. It's a Snoopy card. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not good. That's not good. Oh, shit. That's it, right? Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry to all those I convinced to bet on draft kings with me.

Oh, man. That ruined the parlay. Yeah, poor girl. Shit, man. I told you guys I'm biased as shit. Goaties of Buddy. Poor Cody. Maybe you won with his heart, though.

Nah, that's not- Yeah, sports don't work like that. No? Dude, it's so ruthless. It's so fucking- It's tough, man. Well, you can go back up to, you know, 35. Fuck this.

And you know what, you know what? Now you could see a Shadow Mally fight. And he's a hate each other. They almost fight each other at the press conference. Cody and him. Yeah, so coming off the loss, now I bet you take that sugar shan fight. This is this should I love.

I love when they beat each other and they still come back and they fucking. Sportsmanship. Yeah, whatever it's called, I love that. But people are dicks though. Okay, ready not really I'm not in the right well Connor I mean different and we're not really like even like my last fight years ago my five trash brown we hate each other and then after it's like you go through the like nobody can else can relate to what you went through so after yeah you good

man and you like give me a big hug. We made it each other really what year was that 2014 What's it? Yeah, and you and you and it's like you know, I feel like you you get His position you just come off too locked. You're trying to find it. Oh, you're there hunting it There's rather than like rather than knowing what you're doing Everything yeah, you're can't lost in a tattoo camp and then you're cutting weight and you You're hoping you get a new lease on life

You're in camp and you know come the way you change camps maybe like you're searching for some Those tattoos, huh? I never seen a fighter in the first round. You're not Now it's like you're questioning everything from this point forward. You don't want to stand there and bang anymore like that Chris Francis a tough fuck All right, it's still it's so tough. He has a son. Maybe it's tough, dude Cody's Cody's why have this My name right. Yeah, he was wearing it on food truck. I go dude. That's fucking awesome kid and then got me one of his kid Got me one of his kid. Yeah, it's his kid. I'm not.

Can I get one of your kids? Hey man, kids, you're so cute. I'll lose it, bro. You can't search you, man. If I get a necklace of him, how old is he, three? What a fucking bomber, man. That's the, look how heartbroken he is, man. There's not the worst thing.

That's wrong. The lows are the lows on the world. How could they not, you're literally getting your ass beat. It's gotta be awful. But I feel like this one's bigger than that because this one's like a life questioning You know what I mean? It's like because you already I you you you 125 new energy new lease on life I just want to come in and rip this thing took off the 135 there Now you're going home. What do I even want to do this?

Correct vibe. He's inspiration. Even when he just says yeah, you know, I get it dude You know and somehow I'm not the one suckin' his dick even Still you know right right? So how did that happen? Oh you're like talking like that? You're like coach, right? Is that what you do? Yeah, so give me confidence, I'm gonna give you a problem I suck at business.

So Mark, you're inside four. That's not good. You're inside four walls, you're inside four walls, you're inside four walls. Okay, that's not good. You're inside four walls. Okay inside four walls you're inside four walls Tell me more if you're looking down you're looking up. But guess what's in the middle what it's a window It's exactly your problem where where where you're looking around it's in front of you Oh, it's here. Okay lift it up open the window and your heart will open too. There! Oh! Get through! I feel like I need to eat this. It's real.

It's real. It's real. Let me, let me work for you. I'll do it. See? No. No. I'll let him go open to the window.

Okay. You saw all your merch design. There you go. Rob, the Rob Deerey's face. No, you need to get the lightness. No, that's no. I don't know how I know. What do I do? No. all right. It's your design

No, it is the it is the silhouette of that that reverse kick. What was that? The wheel is with the wig is your merch Brian watches thing to be open the window. It much right in front of you. I think no way to have any word here on the load. That's too many words. Brian wants his thing to be open the window it's right in front of you. It's right in front of you. Wait too many words. Okay, wait too many words.

You fuck, no open the window. The people are not gonna buy things that say fuck, right? Because a lot of people don't want to write. We can't have that. We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, Mark, how about you know what? You're doing the camp and, what?

What? Fuck, how old? No, you can't say black, fuck,? Oh, you can't say white school. Oh, you can't do that. You're limiting your fan base there. Oh, got him here that way. That's not good, dude. But tell you what is good.

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Yeah, it's so good for you. You know that meme? You know that Bob Ritz. Shut up. Dude, you're taking Maya inspiration and turning it on me. I thought you should live coach. Dude, you're a fucko.

Yeah, but I'm friends with Bob. You're already stabbing me in the back. Rob's my friend from Ohio. I fucking love Ohio. Rob, let him take your money. Honeybomb, you're already stabbing me in the back rob my friend from Ohio fucking love Ohio rob let him take your Be at the funny bone on all this vid But this this fight campaign is also brought to you by Congratulations the podcast if you're into podcasts and you what if you're you're you're tired of the runner-meal podcast You come on over to the congratulations and you listen and watch my podcast congratulations

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I just fucking came out of that. Well, fight to be in January 22nd for that. God, massive fight. You know, he's gonna win that, right? You know, I got, who do you have? Who do you have, man? Mr. Gani. I got Gani.

I've called it from Gani's first fight that he's gonna become champion. He's too athletic, too big. Frances DiGano. Oh, I'm out now, here's this. Here's the deal. Who do you think's gonna win? Frances DiGano.

I guess you mean tougher Gana to win that fight. His foot works too good. He don't knock him out. He wins by decision. Why he feels so slow to me oh sorry guys sorry guys sorry guys slow to my big brother is this footwork like his athletic ability is his higher level of strength to striking wise much higher level fighter I do this

Francis touch you're going to sleep yes now here's the question that fights happening you know john's fight in the winter correct I did not know that I mean his man came out he is he no he is he came out he's the question that fights happening. You know, John's fighting the winner, correct? I did not know that. I mean, his man came out. He is. No, he is. He can't say he's gonna fight in July. He's fighting the winner of this fight. Let me tell you that. Let me say let me make this statement. Oh, oh, oh, God. I can't wait. I got, I got if John fights Cyril Khan, it's a bad day for John too. Disagree. Really? Oh, John, he just beat someone. John beat someone. He can do wrestling. He can do everything better than all them And he's smart and all of them as IQs higher than everybody and but but besides nomically. He's been gone too long

They're to it. He's such a savage so probably I agree usually like anybody else takes that much time off John is so good about his last fight He is so good. You know, it was a it was it was like he does a lot of energy, but we know why barely did enough because he's not getting it I think it's because he's not getting up for those fights, but but but now you're the only way to have gone those part in terms of like how did you take some that we take some down it takes oh my god, I've seen John beat the shit off heavyweights Oh, you watch the camp Romeo or in a Oh, yeah, he was in my prime or he Travis Brown house over really Andre Lovsky what Andre giant?

What? Oh really Hulk Hogan are you being oh me? He gets a whole call off a second. Are you being a dick right now? I promise you he's being true He's being honest and you know he's you could tell by his face to But I can't really see. I can't really have face blindness. I can't really have face blindness. I'm more than that. Like face blindness.

Think of what's happening to this. The evolution and my mind is blind. I'm not saying it's not possible. I'm dissonant. I mean, you make you make a point. I know. See, it hasn't looked good in any of his the fights at that. But I think it's the lack of competition.

Like if you're John and you're fighting Chale Sona, V Torin, DC, and Gustafon, all right, here's fucking Dominic Reyes. You're like, I guess I'll fight this guy. Like you're not up for it. But, but even get a good look at these guys. Whoa, man. You beat Ryan Bader.

Didn't even train. But that guy from the left, it's like a new guy. I'm just gonna show my ass. You're right. They're like, you're gonna be the first to do this. I feel like. The I don't know You're right. They're like The cameras aren't even on us right? It's like there's only been like Maybe Dominic which just kills me that he wasn't on the main car in the way. Oh, it's a like

Where there's so many a handful of people that don't show rust I agree right and they say oh It's like you know what it is what it is and you know it's an example right because you just like all you do is Stay you live in the same, you're basically in a kill mindset, your entire life. You said a fight or a knock. No, but it's just like, I just feel like you said too much

and you really look like the nicest guy in the world. That was my nickname, hands of steel. And I'm just so sad. It's okay, he's running wild fights, not happening tonight. Me too, brother. Me too. So real quick, Neil, Neil works at Texas Roadhouse. Quite a restaurant, you frequent. Yeah, which is, takes roadhouse.

He works at Texas Roadhouse in Texas. Oh. Oh, that's his full time. Sorry, hold on. Who is this? You're saying he works at the restaurant? Yes, who's this now? That guy works at the restaurant.

He works at the restaurant. He will deliver your fucking steak and fucking, this is like his home. And he's like, you owe me? He's in the U.S. He's like, no, he's ranked, Bubba. Well, why is he working at the restaurant? Cause they don't make tons of money unless you're talking to him. Bro, but he works at a restaurant right now.

Hold on, hold on, that's the restaurant. You can't, you can't make enough money. Yeah, like, have some personal appearances. You don't make some money on a restaurant. No, I think he's more part time now. He's getting bigger, but he was full time for a long time. We fighting the U.C. is so much of a bad ass is. Am I lying, Jim? No, no, but he was full time for a long time. We fight in the UFC as so much of a badass is. Am I lying, Jim?

No, no, so he was there. Tell by your... I can tell by your face that you're telling the truth. He has face blindness. He can't be anything. He has face blindness. Hold on, let me... That's Brendan.

Is he frowning or smiling? Oh, come on, dude. No, dude, dude. Well, that's incredible. That's crazy. It's a hard one to read. What? I'm gonna work at a restaurant too and be a comedian. Ah, man. Yeah, take some vitamin D. I am great.

Is that crazy though? I mean you think about it. I'm wearing a complete. I'm wearing a room. Only maroon. Shut up huh? First one long UFC layoff back so we're at Texas steakhouse. Yeah, it's bullshit. I need to get paid Ram though, but it's like what is the like takes wrote us fam Damn, I want to hold off the road of text road had commit suicide. Okay, I know that I did know Well, no, of course I don't know that because what's Texas road? I'm a guy you have bullshit restaurants. You don't have good taste. You know, I don't know what Texas road houses I know Like a J. I don't know why that happened.

I actually hold on a second. Brian's gonna get it real serious. Go ahead. I know it was even the way he brought it up. Let me tell you what takes real thought of it. You know, there's out back for like Australian I know what you said, but you said the right syllables.

What do you mean? Back to Rod's habit. You're happy. It's Texas Road House. You said Texas Rod habit. I've had some drinks. I've had some drinks. I know Texas you said Texas a ride. How about some drinks? That's some drinks. I know what you said because of my brain not because of your mouth is all I'm saying okay now go ahead You filled in that you've never filled no one neither of you had Texas Roadhouse. Yeah, no, I have not never heard of it

But you filled it on him like I know I know and I can't break me dude. I got piss all right It's a place yes, it's a terrible place. I would go to no time. Oh, it's a great place Okay, so I'll tell the honor And nice guy wonderful guy Always let me guess did he always fucking walk in a room and light it up the room with a smile Always let me guess did he always fucking walk in a room and light it up? You light up the room with a smile? Dude exactly is going fucking forensic. I never heard that before but I want to hit But I never heard that before but I had but let him do a bit.

Hold on, no this isn't a bit. This isn't real. I never heard but I did like the room. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying. I'm not saying I'm not saying. He had a smile that just the best way to put it. Was he a real? He had a smile that just the way it was a smile that let the room. I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying I He said he said my key was his buddy. I was with him when he met him. I can't say my buddy I can't see him party with my buddy. I did say no, my boy like this. I see no Buddy, I said I was every added time shared

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I'm joking. Well, that won't go away. The ringing can't go away. Because the COVID, because he had it almost before. Yeah, it's tinnitus. He had it almost before though. No, so COVID actually sometimes, to some people can create tinnitus.

Tinnitus, but yeah. That's not. It's tinnitus, it's not tinnitus, you fucking. It's tinnitus. It's tinnitus. It's not tinnitus you fucking it's nice Tinnitus, it's tinnitus you don't speak English liners the way I do and I've read more okay Keep going so he's got this ringing is here and it just won't go away So basically when he's sleeping can't get me can't sleep yeah dry that is in it So he says he says to the doctors he goes what can we do doctors basically go?

There's really nothing we know how to do about this. He shot himself. Okay, there is an oversimplification. Look at that guy. That's an oversimplification. Look at that guy. That's him. Oh my God, that's a guy in red dead redemption.

Bad picture, nice good fit. That's from Texas Walker. Good guy, a good guy. He shot himself. He's a good man. You oversimplified it, dude. Yeah, I did. Look at that right there, including a good person man. You'reimplified it dude. Yeah, I did look at that right there including a good person

Yeah, you're right be is COVID-19 I thought I was gonna be so disconnected from the time I thought it was gonna be like an 87 no so down the earth a fucking down the earth great Oh I literally had dinner we're at in Utah Park City you literally Yeah, you would didn't work cowboy you. You would though. You did you should have one one because I was gonna wear one right? I was where so when I talk right and I'm not done with a sentence you don't want to start yours hey, okay? Because what does that mean? That means you interrupted me okay, but then what all the words get chumble together

Right, I don't like the way you're talking me and put your hands don't put your hands at me I'll move my hands move my hands. Okay, those hands look sharp When I'm talking you want no part of me and the words go thingy to thingy to Thingy to do it. There's a rhythm. Now you're doing it now thingy to dingy to dingy to dingy to dingy to dingy to dingy and then you come in Where's the thingy to dingy to it? It's lost. You know you do you do Chris right with the oops. Yeah, I do hold on a second No, I do it. You know what the who don't do it? That's a new screen it that's a new to that that's a new

You know that's a sure need Sure, Nate. Yeah, that's a great name. It's a nice job. Hey guys, I'm a man of respect. I'm a man of respect. And I would say Brian should make that, but it's never gonna happen. So you do the UUGRA-NAT.

You sell it. You know what? I'm gonna do it. Dude, you know what, Brian, I'll tell you right now, if you made merch. Brian, if you made merch, if you made merch, and you said, I got hit with an oops grenade that what you'd make thousands of dollars House and yes you would you won't you won't give it to you. Yeah, he's teaching the fish right now

I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna make tank tops Drink tank I don't know make a fedora with it. Yeah, the doors are gonna Make your coos your mouth I'm sure as a good I admit that I make their coupsier mobs. So near mobs and coupsier mobs and coupsier mobs and coupsier mobs. Alright guys, this fight's actually really good. So Neal's ranked 12th and he worked at Texas Roadhouse where the guy died from trouble.

She's surprised. What a weird, that really brought the podcast. Yeah, it's really, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it turn very weird. Jesus. I know someone is wrong. It's a nice steak there though, for what it is. Dude, it's like the guy who's learning English. It's a nice steak though, for what it is. Yeah, that was a nice combination. That was a filler comment. They like steak. Talk about steak when you're at any medic. I like steak is nice, what it is. Goddamn. The Ponsanibio is a monster, by the way, that big Brazilian. Yeah, he sure looks like a Yeah God

The monster by the way that big Brazilian yeah, he sure looks like an act truck. I mean look at his fucking ears They're so just busted now. Chris do you remember we're at the improv the other week and you went hey your ears are still like that and Before I went on stage and that bothered me and I yeah, and I've been holding that comment for And I've been holding that comment for about two hours now, but you have to have those ears. You can't not. That's what I told you. Yes, you can't get rid of these. No, no, no, I agree with you. But still, gotta make fun.

Yeah, like what? Because like if you were, you'd be soft if like you like came back with these, you got them fixed. I don't, I think I'd get kicked out of the fight community. You'd get kicked. They care that. That's it. Which, if he got him fixed. I don't, I think I'd get kicked out the fight community. You'd get kicked. They care that, that's it. Which I'm one foot in now, but I think they take my other foot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be like, it's just a bad look. You try to distance yourself and try to be something like classy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome. What do you, don't be jealous because you have a fucking tessell

with a white interior. Yeah, it's what I do. Why don't you? Why don't white? Why don't white? I don't know, I was told. No, it's why do why not white on white on white? I don't know I was told no Bright color and it keeps me in good mood. Oh White that's okay Dragon pussy I'm gonna make for four of you. He pucks you for Christmas is coming early kids.

You are going to be wealthy. Oh man, I'm about to have a kid. That kid's getting them going to college. You know, in a blue? You know, in a blue? I think I'm in a name in blue or Jack or or those are completely blue. Or Rob Deer Dick or Rob Deer Dick.

Rob Deer Dick. One word, one word. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Yeah, I like blue. I like blue.

Yeah, you do right? That'sercown. Yeah, he's right. That's amazing. Tony, be blue. Bro, maybe anything else, don't bring that kid on my fucking ass. I understand, but I'm naming him blue. Blue? Yeah, I like blue. But color, dude.

But that's the dog, the cartoon dog. Yeah, I don't give up. Oh, blue's blue? Yeah, he's gonna get fucking raw. No, we're not. I gotta watch that show with your kid. Yeah, I love him. I binge it.

How stupid I've seen that show. I binge it when he goes to bed. You know that guy who hosts it? You know he's from the Middle East. I binge it. I binge it when he goes to bed. Hey, you know that guy who hosts it? You know he's from the Middle East. I thought he was Filipino. He's not? No, dude, he's Middle Eastern. Honestly, everyone's getting canceled.

He's, that's canceled. That's fucked up. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I thought he was Filipino. And that's not on me, that's on him. And when I watch it, I think about his daily schedule I feel bad for him. Oh, dude.

Imagine having to be, hi guys. He's a hi guys. What's. I imagine having to be hi guys. He's a hi guys What's this good is this look? Oh? I think your boys about your Brazilian friends about to not dude. I'm going for a text roadhouse. Yeah, he's about to get Oh, I definitely want to get the way down something's up Some dude if this guy was smart. He he his nickname would not be hell hands whatever it is It would be fucking I like to raise hands around Whatever it is it would be fucking I like the way his hands are oh

Right at the punch line Jesus crisis like this guy doesn't have a fucking brain Big killer don't yeah no shit You guys coming in hot with a fucking punch on you have me your boy provides a bomb And you're gonna ruin it. I'm sorry. I was looking at the fight. I got a Ginger bring up. He's actually Filipino. Yeah I wanted to say this So I hit my life At least I know these people are watching this and why did you say it was from the middle of the girl?

I got on my girl. I got on my girl told me that I was trying to put that man you said it with controversy in your voice I was like this is what it is I didn't leave nobody connected It's okay. Let's say other stuff to like that's not true. Oh, what are we doing here? You know that Woody Harrelson is black 100% black I know he's a hundred percent black. Are you sure about that? Woody Harrelson. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Woody Harrelson.

That's a nice thing. American. No. Oh, that's a ball kick. That's a terrible ball kick right there. Ball kick? That's a terrible ball kick. Dude, have you seen what this time's new show? True story.

It's going hard. No, I heard it's great though. I heard it's great. I heard it. But watch it. You have time. Watch it. Okay. I'll watch it. Yeah, but I'm busy. Okay doing what I'm gonna do that You're not busy. I am busy. I have things to do, but I'll check it out

You girls don't have shows you watch it night when your key goes to sleep. Oh my god, man I'll try to watch a fucking show and I'm like this I'm watching the show Gamora Have you guys seen the show Gamora? It's fucking it's an Italian show. It's on HBO Max watch it. Okay. It's so good It's good. You miss an out. I don't that's okay That was it. I just offered the fucking it's in subdials. Oh, yeah, okay I'm on Dexter season three. Have you watched triple zero? Oh No, what the fuck that's like a hundred mill. No, are you serious? What is it? I don't know about this Don't make it in mafia and the Mexican cartel and I can't tell.

I'm probably. You're making it out. No, I'm not. It's a little show. It's on Amazon. And then listen to our thing, Sammy the Bull, Gervano's podcast. Oh, shut up! What life was like being a hot pack?

You won't shut up about this fucking mafia. You haven't heard it's best thing. It's best thing. It's best thing. It's best thing. You're on the podcast. Good. Listen to it. Yeah. For a long Yeah, for long is the new bubble.

It's been out for three years. I don't believe you, but I swear I've listened. What's good is you have face-by-ness. I tell my first stories. Like real stories. Because you use the real, you know, you use a real mouthful, yeah, yeah. It's great.

It's moving. But triple, you haven't seen zero, zero, zero. Bro, on Amazon? Baby, do you think I'm doing well? I'm getting insecure. Who are you talking to? Bro, no, nobody. My mom. Bro you think I'm doing well? I'm getting insecure No, nobody my mom What The idea of like getting some feedback

She's sitting at home. You doing great babe. She's sitting at home stress. Oh that didn't hit that didn't Hip-hop with another oops Oops, it's in the other Rob what do you in your girl watch? That's be some shit. I got a yellow stone decked. Dexter's great. Have you seen it get on on this weird run? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, gentle idea. I will, I will, I will, oops. That's your opposite. I'll be like that.

Look, I've lost my train of thought. I like to know what you're watching, Rob. Oops. All things to do with royalty, whether that's Versailles, grain, like the white princess, like the crowns, the crowns, the crowns. The crown, the crowns. Why do you like those?

I have, it's like the idea of like how crazy being anointed by God to be the king, but then like how controlled by everybody was, by religion and like the whole hierarchy of the royalty and how the whole thing worked was like. It's called the Kardashians. You're here. It's the Kardashians are royalty.

I don't know how that ended up being the weird run that we got on. No, but that's what you get on the kick, I do stuff. Shit. You know what that comes from? Tell me, Brad. That's a great chain of being. The British believe that God, King, aristocracy, nobility, merchants, peasants. And you never tried to esteem out of what you were born into.

You were born in that class. So if you were born a king, your royal blood, you were ordained by God. And then the only person on level with the king really was the Pope. Right, right? So those, and the Pope had, it was the only person that could actually

get you into the gates of heaven. Which is insane. Right. And so, but that is one of the reasons that England became, that tiny island became so powerful because oh shit Dude that's crazy works. I got this app that goes off every every time someone's too boring I was

Saying I'm saying I'm a person with the app that's all look. I gotta start reading and be more magic I'm trying to you you self-help me and I'll educate you to okay. No, that's fine I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got that yes. Who which one? Fuck man. I knew you didn't know that who's the vice president? Yeah, the guy. Yes, of course. I can do two guys. There's two fucking guys Chris one of those of woman here you go Oh, these guys not the other day. I do you Chris. I take you down what yep. Come on dude. Yeah come on show Jared let oh There's the other steel at there's the old show. He's gonna be yelling Let oh one doesn't worry about you'll hear you're here feel you

You may max that little with that hat on purpose for background Dude and like that's Elmer Fox right there. Oh, oh, oh Joe was 50 bro. I know. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. He drinks you know much better. You look so everybody here Sorry, wild. No, dude. I'm You're the best what really your skin's by far the best hair. It looks healthy. You're good Jared that'll hang something on the back of that Oh, no, no, no you hey guys look guys. We're all's good. Jared that'll hang something on the back. I'm not gonna come back. No, no, no. Hey guys, look guys.

We're all really good looking guys, okay? Come on. I don't think so. We're just, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're doing, we're battle hard. Yeah, we're, we're, we look like we've been out to see a little bit, you know? I'm objectively good looking. If I relax my face. You're not relaxing.

Don't be a dick, be honest. Okay, but you're, you're tensing up. Okay, but just relax. Brian, you know, everyone will wear hats, huh? Because you're tensing your face. I see your jaw muscles. He's naturally tensed. That's a stupid thing.

That makes no sense, Rob. Naturally tensed. Hey, you know what, you know what? You know what I laughed about, Brian, we thought the day, thing you know, Brian have a kid, and when Brian's 70, kids can be young. I thought about that today. Yeah, and I laughed about my family throughout the day. Thing you'll Brian have a kid, and when Brian's 70, kids can be young. I thought about that today.

And I laughed, ultra-drive, laughing, my God. You know what I'm saying? You know, our buddy, you're talking to us. So I tell Tarra, can you sit there together? I go, by the way, my girl's four months pregnant. And you're just like, how many goes? And I go, what are you thinking? And he goes, I'm too mad at you right now.

I can't hug you. That's good. Really awesome. That's what he was going to do. Yeah, look, I'm at 47 years old. I still want to have like two or three more kids. Oh, really? I want to squat.

Yeah, I want to sit. And I do think it's going to, yeah, it's like, there's nothing better to do. Yeah, there's nothing better. And so, but I do think about for dance right now Like being like you know like being going to high school when I'm like 80 Yeah, but you know what it's like I feel like time to change like 40s the new 30 50s the new all so everyone's gonna be bionic and like fucking 15 years

This work comes along. We're me all year. Yeah, dude friends have. I'm gonna have, we're gonna have at least one more kid. And, uh. You gotta, again, have the only child. No, I'm gonna have at least one more kid. And then in a few years, we're gonna adopt a 30 year old. And you're well, but we'll be fine. I'll teach him stuff. Okay, the life's kinda tough.

I've coached. But look, he's already, who he is, you're saying? Yeah, you know what I mean? He's kind of sent his ways. Might have a, I'm gonna have to rethink that. No, but think about you and you at 30. Think of all that Chris could teach a 30-year-old.

Exactly. Now that's a show. That's true. I'll be honest, Chris, you were a guy who needed such a beast of a father, but I never thought you would ever be a guy who was into being a father or even having kids. Do you want to tell them now? We're worried.

Yeah. But you're so into your kid, it's crazy. Which is great. Now there's a thing, if you were were bad dad. You wouldn't be here. Yeah. Yeah. I don't socialize Yeah, no, I can't you know, you know, it's you know, it's it's um, it's just something that I had no you don't know what you What it's gonna be like, you know, and once that happened he came out and I was just like oh, okay Everything is fucking different. I mean you guys know, but it's just like, I love being a dad more than anything else. By far, ever, ever.

I say this all the time. I thought I was born to make people laugh. I was born to be this kid's dad. Like straight up. That's right, that's wild. You know me, you know me for fucking- You gotta have more kids though. Yeah, we are.

That's trying right now. No, we're gonna though. Cause you don't want the kid to be like, I know, I know. They don't grow up together and then you're going back to the big shit. I'm living it, though. I think now you have time.

Bring out the baby, guys. Why are you going to set it? I have a new, not an American kid. Oh, no, but that's okay. I'm still a kid. I'm not racist, I know. 26 years old, I know. Oh, Jesus.

Does your wife want more kids, Rob? We're in the middle, we're in the No Man's land, right? Because we had the two dogs back. And then it's like, and then we were gonna have more than Kovie hit, and it's like now they're four and five. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though.

It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though.

It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's time to do it though. It's're not sleeping. I didn't well. I did it different. Oh, yeah Yeah, full-time Danny. I had somebody there 24 hours a day. I mean, I did it. I did it different. Okay, so definitely I'm more kids I'm doing it the easy way. I'm doing it the easy way. I tell my graduate you're Max. Yeah, yeah, some more kids You know what I'm saying? Two two boys rough like out like when I walk in the house They wake up and they want to wrestle.

Yeah, yeah, my youngest he just turned two. Yeah, he is a bruiser. Yeah, that's so funny dude. I got five year old to run. If you're five year old things, he's tough, bring him up. Yeah, no, look, you know, I'm starting to start a company, not a fistfight. Well, I'm sorry to the kids fight, League. You want to bring him five-year-old old man.

He can be gone. It's like Kimbo's slice, we're doing my backyard. This is a fight, dude. Yeah, there they are. That little two-year-old is a broom. You know what you told me once, before I had a kid, you were saying how you get to know. How'd you do it this?

Wait a minute, let me see that. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I had to flex on these fucking kids you get to know how to do it this wait. I don't see that Thing ding ding ding ding ding ding. I have to flex on these fucking kids. No the dad's good to the top I think give me that fucking thing. Oh boy. You I beat the shit out of you get it to the top Oh, yeah, you're one that you guys use Jesus Christ. You're just looking. That's all you did I mean I mean, Brendan's gonna be on hand with his hand hard. He's just... I can do that. Oh, Brian. You can't do that.

So many dads tried. Really? Look, he's right there. Where are we, where are we, St. Chris? You and me have a lot of fun. I always think of that. Yeah, I know. It's just dude, he's like fucking in a row.

It's like you're unbelievable with the interruptions. I'm gonna get to it. But you're unbelievable with the fucking interruptions. What? I was telling Brian, I was gonna tell him something that he said once before Calvin was born. And you're like, wait, hold on. Can you go back to the Instagram on to see him hit that wall? I'll talk that way don't That's a bad impression. I mean do it a person right now

Would I tell you and I am gonna get to it but right now dude. Yeah, I gotta bury you no Look it there we go look at that. Where are you sacred look how cool? I'm following Instagram Dude I almost have fucking two million if I get two million right now dude that's it What does that mean dude nothing's funnier when you made your kids drink coffee. This is my favorite thing right here. This is my favorite video. I've watched this 50,000 bucks. Watch out, excited.

He gets about the toothpaste. He loves brushing his fucking top. This is the key thing of all time. He just wait as these years. He's like, man, it's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny.

It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's like man like it's how it is he right now a year and a half. Yeah almost He just he's it look look He just swallowing like you're Chris lucky much more god damn you look so bad you don't want to get sick He's so fucking cute

Yeah Yeah Let's go, let's go. I'm literally my favorite video. I watch this level. This is so fucking cute. Let's just be good dads. I know, man.

I don't get how you're not up front, like to be good dad. Yeah, but you don't need to buy book, but it's the, I also have a good dad. So, you know, it's the, it's the, where you're at in your life too. You know what I mean? Like, it's the difference of like, like your ability to be committed.

It would be different if you had your child at 34. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When your house is as calm, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're still trying to figure out, like, I feel blessed that I got married at 40 and started having kids because I think everyone should settle in later in life and have kids.

Especially in LA, I do it. That's a, like, or anywhere in this business. I guess, I mean. But it's because you're saying LA because we're in show business? No, I'm, well, just because it's really a fucking grind. I mean, LA's fucking, what weirdy kid.

Stand up, yeah. Yeah, sure, yeah. But no matter what you're trying to do, it's the timing, it makes all the difference, right? You know, so it's not like, like, when you are able to be present and be there and it's just so much different than like when you think about yourself at the younger age,

you're fighting for everything. Like, why was 16 pregnant? I'm like, these kids are fucked, dude. They have no life experience. They have no idea how to do the kids. Your child becomes your homey. Yes, because it's like, you're like, you're just also kind of cool when you think about it

You know, yeah, yeah, no, it's a I said to you I have not forgotten and I'm gonna get back to it and here's what it is You said to me that you could tell immediately very early on it's very wild how early on you can tell What the kids are like good at and what their personality is yes like you're like, you tell who the athlete is, you can tell who the fuck and funny, one is. Right away. And we hung, you know, he hung out with his friends that were also the same age and it was just like, there's nothing better than watching it.

There was one dude that was just like, obviously gonna be a fucking lineman. Yeah. And then Calvin. Yeah. And then, yeah, another kid, yeah. And Calvin was obviously gonna be the one that's gonna change the world and save humanity.

But it's fucking crazy. That feels like, you don't know yet, so you're putting a little pressure on him. I mean, I don't mean a pressure on him, Kevin was obviously going to be the one that's going to change the world and save humanity. But it's fucking yeah. That feels like you don't know yet. So you're putting a little pressure on it. I mean, I don't mean to put pressure on him, but like as a charismatic and a natural leader, I can tell you that it took me a long time to hold on. Hold on. You're saying what?

It's just as a natural leader. Yeah. Just as a natural charismatic leader. And you're saying you said, yeah, well, I would describe you that way. I made you both, right? I mean, at the end of the day you know no no it doesn't hurt I don't know this could be factual I don't know I don't know I don't know I'm older I'm older it doesn't matter but you're you're welcome both of the

other let's move on all right no you okay but when your kids starts like making you laugh yeah yeah yeah it's a whole not a world man when your kid hits you with zingers like They also have weird shit like my kid cuz you know Jewish holiday That can Hanukkah they have eight days. He was dad. I wouldn't be Jewish Yeah, I think on school just that won't be Jewish my friends Jewish. I'm gonna be Jewish. Why can't we be Jewish? You know do that. I'm not I'm not Jewish. Yeah fine. He goes, but I want to be Jewish. I go, I know, but I'm not Jewish. When you're old enough to decide what religion you do with fuck you want, I don't care.

I've no judge, I think all religions are cool, but you're not at the age where you know what you want to be. Now I'm gonna be Jewish, dad. And in my head I'm like, where the fuck is going for I go? Well, what do you want to be Jewish, but what do you know about fucking Jewish? I don't know if eight days of Christmas, I'm like, there it is.

There it is. There it is. That's the ghetto. And that's brilliant. I said, but you know what, they get eight small gifts. I'm like, there it is. There it is. That's brilliant. I said, but you know what, they get eight small gifts. You get one big one, dude. It's so much better. My son cracks me up. He's got that natural thing.

I'm chasing him. He has your ears on. I'm chasing him. Yes, I'm chasing him. I'm chasing him. I'm about to grab him. And he, I have my Tesla, my car. And he just, he pushes his butt against my car and he goes,

make it on the move, I'll fart on your car. Oh wow, that's good. I can't, that's funny. I go, he kills you. I go, you know what, I don't like you. I go, my girl's like super like, classy and stuff. I'll fart, dude. Yeah.

Like I get up in the mornings, I jump in his bed, I fart, of course. I just let it lose. You're right. He'll go, dad, what do you say? I go, what? Watch out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That say? I go, what? What do you say? Watch out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I said. Watch out. No, you say excuse me, like, you pussy. Yeah. You pussy. I'm sure you're pussy, huh? You know what you do, you know what you do?

When your son says, you know what you say, when you're right, you say, you say excuse me, you say, next time, I'm just gonna shit. Yeah. No farts. No, just. Don't you fucking tell me what to do. See, this is why I'm a good dad, right? You lay down the law easy. You say, what do you say? And you just go, gonna shit. Yeah. No farts. No, dude. Don't you fucking tell me what to do. See, this is why I'm a good dad, right?

You lay down the law easy. You say, what do you say? And you just go, and shit just starts to slow you. You know what, funny like you, my son, the littlest one at one here, at five, at five. Farts are just funny. Timeless.

Timeless. Classic joke. You win some farts. Yeah. I son at one farts. I'm just cracking up. Never enough funny. This matches over and

We wouldn't have been this way if this massive a fight would have been I agree You know what I thought this fight is I was just not a good fight or something. It was very good decision. Oh, I think what's 70 170? Oh, it takes roadhouse one He's a beast 70 oh takes the roadhouse one Yes, you're People are beast Right There should be a trash can if there's not so much a key I can't hold it off first time podcast. I'm all right

I should my pants for seven hours Um, congratulations the podcast where you're where it's at you guys want to see a podcast you congratulations I should hold this. I should my pants. For seven hours. Congratulations, the podcast where you're where it's at. You guys want to see a podcast. You congratulations. Congratulations, over YouTube. Just type in congratulations. Of course, the is where it's at. Sorry, I got to get that read on the way.

You know what's crazy, man? I love Florida. I'm there December 31st through January 1st. Okay. I'm at Dania, Florida. For a lot of down. Yeah, that's where I'm at. For New Year's.

I'm gonna go play on my seat and break down. All right, guys, I'm so jealous of Florida. All right. For a lot of doubt. Yeah, do you have any rat? That's where I'm at. For New Year's. I'm gonna go to the conversation and break down. All right, guys, I'm so jealous of that. Okay. I'm gonna do this security there. He's the best. Really? The best.

Dude, hey, so jealous you're going to be there. It's like this. Security's good. Well, you know how it is. Yeah. Oh, you don't talk to it. Oh, you don't do meat and sorry. No, I, I, I ran out of, I ran out of talking about plebians.

Hey, so we saw that it was so hot. It's so hot there. You told me you saw shirts. So we saw out of shirts and like, Denea, right away, Denea, no, in, for long down, we're all beef or nears. We sell out of shirts. So all we have is hoodies.

It's so hot. And so with this, he's a meathead. He's on steroids. He's showing me like the stack, he's on stuff, but he's great. And he goes, he cuts the sleeves off, then ask me to do this. He cuts the sleeves of hoodie and puts it on his.

You wanna be like, brim brim, brim, he talks to me. He says, you wanna be like, brim, you fucking bite, you wear like this, you wear like this, sold out of hoodies. Oh my god. So old hoodies, he's the best. Now that's a marketing genius. Yeah.

And you have birch, don't have to worry about it, but the thing is, is the security's great there. You have birch, you don't have to worry about it, but the thing is, is the security's great there. But Danny of Florida, you don't have birch. You don't have birch, you don't have birch. And then I'm in North Carolina twice. I'm in Charlotte, end of January. And I'm in Rallye. All right, guys.

All right, let's see if I'm at two million followers yet on Instagram. Chris, not yet. Not yet, guys, I'm waiting. I'm waiting. What are you at right now? This is crazy. Look what I have here. 1.9 great fight here. This is crazy. What would I have here?

1.975 One were you at rub? It's he's got six minutes. I just followed him. He's got like six seven million you just followed you One nine nine three seven seven. I've been stuck at one point. How many do you have? Yeah, I do as he drinks the wine Six million how could it be? Get your fried. What could it be all of this ridiculousness? No, I just started following them. Yeah. All right, well, I didn't know we'd be doing.

I'm gonna start. Yeah, no, I know, dude. I'm like, the whole light is gonna change. Hey, all the closed sealo wears, he has great fashion. The C, 100% his own thing. He uses his own, like his own management, his own thing. Like, you know what's funny about seals? People think he's just like on own management, his own thing. Like, you know what's funny about Sealos? People think he's just like on ridiculousness,

but he's Michael B. Jordan's manager. Michael B. He does all the stuff. He does, yeah, he does all the soundtracks for his movies, he does. He's a beast. Michael B. Jordan, the beast stands for basketball. Did you know that? I was almost gonna use your joke there,

just I forgot to say that. You know that, but I almost, and I went for you. Nope, I went Chris as in his doing it. I was almost gonna use your joke there because I forgot No, steelo brim's fantastic. He's the real And then yeah, and then Chanel's a beast on their too. She's gonna come feet on there. Oh, man You're not talking about C. Low green obviously. I'm sorry. I hate you. What's that? Yeah, no he is an idiot. Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna call you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no done it before hey, I don't believe that you have no no listen. You don't want to hurt him Steelo bram is Michael B. Jordan's manager He's in a couple movies he has like an album drop in, it's fashion. It's fantastic. I have fucking compliments.

He's like, yeah, it's Chris, he's fashion, it's fucking fantastic. Let's see, get you in the fighter Naked or what? Steelo, never. We gotta get him on. He's always so nice though. Man, I don't know how you guys, like getting, I mean, it's different for you,

it's a big podcast, but like getting guests, it's gotta be annoying. We only have our friends on really now. Yeah. If like, I'd rather just do it with Brian. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm at a level, not I won't say at a level.

I'm at a point now where, if it's a guest that we like and where he's a friend, we'll have him on, but other than that, I'd rather just do it with Brian. Yeah. Because otherwise you're talking to somebody that you don't, you just like, If you were, like with me at the other show, so he's never yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're gonna get out here. Yeah, sorry to get out, but it's I committed. I can't believe you can't I'm here now You know when you I was I was playing with my I was wrestling with my kids

Oh, I was when you called I thought you're called the cancel when I called I was like I should just say to him Hey, sorry, I thought you were because I knew that you thought I was canceling when I called you for no your boy Hurricane I've been friend was for years. I love her. Can big hurricane up there. Yeah, when I text them I was like you think Rob's in, he's like, I dude, he really doesn't do stuff at night. And I was like, he's not doing it. He's like, he's actually down for, you know, blah, blah, blah, I'm like, no fucking way dude.

Yeah. I thought for sure you're calling to cancel. Yeah, I, I, I call to want you to think that I was constantly. Wow. And then be like, what's up with my rider? Yeah, that's easy. Because like, rather than text me and be like,

hey, do you need anything? It's like, hurricane keeps asking me like, but I'm bored to work. Do you need like, what's up with my rider? Yeah, that's easy. Because like, rather than text me, and be like, hey, do you need anything? It's like, her can't keep asking me like, but I'm bored, do you want it? Do you need like, do you need like some M&Ms? Do you need like, but me and her can talk all the time, but he's, he's shoes and whatever, thick boy. Yeah, he's a thick boy, he's a thick boy,

he's a thick boy soldier. Dude, he's, yeah, he's about it. Yeah, number one fan. Yeah, he's the man. I thought for sure, calling the cancel. This may be not Brian by the way. I'll do that for you right now if you want. What, you, I would answer back.

Sure. Yeah, with a broken arm. I've never actually tried to fight back. You remember, you tried your standup with me, remember we thought your tie, Kwando, it was exactly something. That was an issue, and I did try to take you down, but I made a mistake in trying to double-aid. How long ago did you do that? I tried to take me down. That was a few months I did try to take you down, but I made a mistake and try to double like

Take me down that was a few months ago before we moved to better like that. So let's cut it. No way right no No, dear little D. I mean when dude he'd keep it going. I went you got it and you got him You know your hair He's the end. No, no, I'll answer that No, he's my spirit animal. He's the enemy. No, no, I'll answer that. No. I'll answer that. No. He's my spirit animal. He's my spirit animal, dude. That is a part of me. For you, there couldn't be a worse person to want to be like, right?

Because you're so different than him. Yeah. Okay. I'm not saying you're not sexy. I'm not saying not cool. I'm not saying you're not anything. But you're so different than you're. That's what I mean Chris, for the same size.

That was fun. Oh, you stopped working out. No, I'm tough. You told me you stopped. Show different than Chris with the same size. That was fun. You stopped working out. No, I'm tough. You told me you stopped out. I did a little bit, but also results. And then you got to encourage. No, what happens was, you know what it is? I didn't stop.

I still do it, but I took a break because I hurt my hip flexor. My hip flexor. Flexor. Flexor. Flexor. Yeah. I'm gonna look at it.

I'll take a look at it. No, you won't do it. It's a blood in there. You're just trying to see my cock. No, I'll just take a look at it. In my cock a look at it. No, you won't do it. You're just trying to see my cock No, I'll just take a look at it in my cock area at her Look at that. She is a killer. Wow. Amen. A newness. I don't know what they they need to sign Kyla Harrison Do you know who Kyla Harrison is? No, she's the reigning champ in the PFL world series of formerly known as the world series of fighting. She's undefeated She's Olympic gold medalist in judo.

You should see what she does with the girls in that division. Is that true? And she's a free agent now. And she's trying to decide if she's going to re-sign with the PFL and just make a million dollars a year. There she is. She's my food truck. Yes. You've ever seen this show? She walks around a 175.

Is that my correct? She's a big big gap. She would beat me up. And she's thinking about coming to UFC see I think she well and she's really Here's the problem. I think no competition for the I find her very I find her very sexy. She's very attractive and she's fearless right? She's hot as shit She's big Yeah, she didn't get my jokes dude. I do but she is she's a beast. She's a slave. She's attractive. Yeah

She's a whole package I didn't monster and I love to see what's about now Undefeated in the PFL she was going to call every year, but like is the PF does the PFL count like is the competition enough there You want me to answer that? No, yeah, if you're not on the UFC, it doesn't count If you see a lot nice, so I know I I'm biased, but the best fighters are in the UFC. Are there other fighters in like Bellator and one champ in Ryzen who compete in the UFC and beat the good guys? Sure.

But as far as one through 15, there's not a deeper roster than the UFC in every category. Okay, so Chandler, right? So as an example of someone that never fully fell in the tournament that came in and now is here, is that an example of someone that never thought that came in and now is here Like is that an example of like an elite talent that stayed out of the U.S. But he's also older so I think he would have a better run if he came up through the U.F.C. But you know, but he's having a run or is he just gonna have like like punch out fights?

Yeah, you have to see that who is the who fought Connor and cowboy and got he was the he was the uh he was the uh he was the old or champ or struck with uh uh he's the cost of any hours. Yeah. Yeah. He was he was older though though. It's tough because you could have never had a young guy but you have to make him look like just some guy like. Oh man. No. Well because every because every fight to get to the top you're fighting the best of the best. These other leads you'll fight to get to the top you're fighting the best of the best And I these other leads you'll fight one tough guy and then you're fighting for the champs But doing Kayla Harrison I feel like oh far guys nice. Sorry dude. We're talking

You want to talk for eyes Chris? Where do you want? No, I just fucking I'm good. What were you saying? You think Kayla Harrison? Carrier. She's a nightmare for anybody. Malarist man a new nice train to get. Come on. That was great She does a fighter for social justice. You know, Kamala Harris? No, no, no, no, no, she's not gonna be an ESC dude. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna let you. But you see with your eye, my wish Kamala Harris would fight Manonuna as an ad enjoy them.

Now this is a tough one. What would win? But Ken Pena even, is there even like a tough one? She's definitely not scared though like most times a man in his beats before they even get to this point but that's amazing can you as do you have a puncture's chance no she's not strike right so it's like that's why it's like she is so hope she gets her down and a man who is black belt she just hope she gets her down and submits her I have a black belt but But is that even possible? I got it.

There's a reason she's the biggest hunter dog on the truck. Jay Crew, I got it. Oh wow, dude, look at what she's wanting. Chris, you can put any money on this, did you? A little bit. How much did you do? Not as much as last time. What did you put on here?

3.5 million. Thanks so much, my Chris. Oh, Chris, dude, I can't stand it. That's a failure, I'll be right back. Please, I was hoping you would. You got an instruction. Look, I'm going to go out and do it. You did.

My life coaching advice is not to be so risky. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it.

I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it.

I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm going to go out and do it. I'm getting into crypto and he goes to school. He's cool. I go, what do you think? He goes, that's good. It's just that as everybody's in the meta first, everybody's going to need somewhere to plug their computer in. So I'm buying physical buildings. Yeah. That makes sense. But don't advance with the devil on crypto too.

Don't be afraid. You got to dance a little bit. Yeah, there's something there for sure. Yeah. Blockchain's the future. So don't don't. Bitcoin and Bitcoin. Bitcoin.

Like, like all the heavy weights matter, but the truth is blockchain is going to, is like the internet was in like, you know, 1995. So invest in the blockchain. Are you still investing businesses in shit, Rob? Yeah, I mean, I built four or five companies a year. You know, and then build them to sell. What's the, what's the shoe company you saw? Well, I didn't like, I mean, I was part of the acquisition when DC got acquired, but I made more money after

I got on TV. Because when it got acquired, it got acquired for 100 million. I made a few million out of it, but then I was getting paid millions when it went from 100 million to 500 million when we did Robin Bigg. You know, like it really happened that time. We had Big on fire in the kid. People forget before he passed away. We had Big on fire.

No, no, no, no. But it's like, you know, you put it in real estate. Real safe for a cash flow. Most billion people put it in the crib. Though if you want to like get some explosions and then I build the companies to get the return on trying to Build the bigger wealth What do I buy on a blockchain right now? There's big there's just some big black. How long ago was that?

1980 Guys with the fox. Yeah That's before true that's before So when was it? Before I went great right at here such 94 That was not night That's right The fox with upload later.

7, 2008. Look at the actual. I don't know, it might have been 2012. Yeah, that's like 13. But look at the actual camera, like the way it's so fuzzy and shit, like just that long ago. I know. Like it's like not clear. I had such specific memory of going to Fox's zone.

Yes, and going and recording the show. Still 7, 20, the Fox Sports zone. Yeah, those days were fun, man. Those were fun days. Great how busy the background is too. Do you do TV, other TV shows, do you produce other TV shows? I mean, I, you know,

he's in the Marvel universe. He's, I built and sold the production company that produces ridiculousness, right? And so it's terrible. Rob and hopefully we'll have a hand in it. The other shows that I do produces ridiculousness, right? And so it's like really, really, really, really, really, I don't know. Hopefully you'll have a hand in it. The other shows they try to do like ridiculousness,

like what's the other ones? Yeah. The girl from say, deliciousness and like, all that. Yeah, terrible, you know. But to me, it's like, I don't, like, it's at the end of the day. Is that your shit or no?

Yeah, at the end of the day. And it's part of like my earn out in the acquisition. So to me, it's like, I'm trying to put as many shows as I can in the year, trying to drive the EBITDA that now like my earn out in the acquisition so to me it's like I'm trying to put as many Shows as I can in the year trying to drive the ebita that I get it now But but I don't you know I didn't have it you know they asked me to host shows all the time I just don't have a desire to be a part of I would you I don't really want to be Browell yeah as Brian will show us so full of show. I mean, I'm not gonna turn down 35 I'll just

No, Brian were mixing up the that's not what we're saying. Okay, what do I just I want 35? Okay, well, yeah, I mean pretty much that's a lot of money. I mean what would you buy for 35 what would you if you had 35? You buy a white on white touch my life with just a plan white on white That's why private I don't think I do you have to I would fly private. Yeah, that's only I have to my life would change if I get to like a thick-boiled soul, which is the goal Mm-hmm. I would fly private. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only thing I'll change my mind But it's it's, like, even justifying

as I'm going to Hawaii and it's like, damn, I'm really spending 75,000 to fly to Hawaii right now. Vert, you know, it's like, you still, no, it's crazy, you still fight it. You know what I mean? I'm still like, what am I doing? Should I do it? All right, fine.

I get a plane for each family member. I don't know. Hey, let me tell you, let me tell you what. Don't wait until, you know. Look, I went in there with Lorenzo Fertida. Brilliant man, you know, and we met and... Someone say the brain's behind the OC. I didn't say that well.

But he's the, he's the, he's the mind behind it without a doubt. And like, I... The fighters had an issue with Dana, so Lorenzo, let me feel him in, because he's no clue. No. Lorenzo. You made up a name, Lorenzo Fertida. So they own like the palms, all the red rocks.

But the billionaires that finance the, they went to high school with Dana and Dana said, I have an idea, we should buy this company, the UFC at the time they bought it for $2 million. It sold for $2 billion. Or $4 billion. For $4 billion. And the Fertida's with the money behind it.

But also Fertida, if you had an issue with Dana you'd like right whatever you go to Frittita And he was always like the level headed guy who could see your vision. Oh, but he's the illest He's the coolest really like amazing amazing amazing dudes kids are studs like yeah But look when I went out and like as I was doing like this big deal with like, when he was an investor do you want to, I'm flying to LA, like you want to go with some shit. Yeah, and we drove to the airport where he had a separate hanger at the Las Vegas airport. And there was like 15 of us and he was like,

ah, like why don't you guys take that jet and- Are you serious? Yeah, and we took two jets, so there wasn't so much rift. He put his ability in there. Yeah, like he's the real deal. So convenient. But it's like, hey, first thing you got to do is buy a jet.

Like this one. This is a problem. This is a bad idea. This is kind of a jet, it's too crowded. Let's take my other one because, oh, you guys go on this one. You guys go on this one, I'm gonna go on this one. And that's where you can even go,

I don't know how brilliant is Lorenzo for tea. But I'm saying it was like the most dropping out experience of my life at the time. It was just around him. Yeah, and even, I'm saying it was like the most dropping out experience like of my life like at the time It was just around him. Yeah, like and even I still you know I had dinner with him recently and I was recanting the story and he's like now you got your money And I'm like, you know, yeah, but not I'm not gonna buy one I'm not gonna buy seven forty seven you can buy like time share on a chat, right? Yeah, you can rent them. Yeah, I feel like that's yeah, there's ways to do it. There's like Uber private jets in Uber.

Yeah, so girl does it. Christ, sure does it. You're been on a private jet. Chelsea does it. Chris. No, no, no, I'm out of bad here. Chris, no, I was like, ever though this year. I've ever been actually many times because

asked me to spend on spirits. Spirit. I've been on I've been on spirit. Ireland's bro. That fucking day. Don't look like you get a seat belt. I know no Dude they doesn't go back on nothing. There's nothing. I do do is the only fly I can fly experience. Yeah, I know that's when you're wrecked. Yeah, when you have to yeah exactly directly do I We're in a snowstorm in Cleveland, Ohio and I had to change my flight

I want to get back early for some kid shit I go and all there was a spirit. I was hanging in some water? She's like, bitch, you're looking to see belt. Wow, imagine if that's what she said. Imagine if that's what she said. Bitch, you're looking at the seatbelt. Man, it's just, we gotta. So after this is Porier. There were two fights left.

So this, then not, Porier, then Porier. So chin lied. Okay, that's okay. This and then Porier. No, I hit then for a yeah okay so it's until the truth oh my god like broke that hurts broke her leg one shot wow wow man I'm really in the mood good to take on fucking it is too much

this is just so dominant man she is truly these other girls just can't figure it out she is truly dominant these other girls just can't figure it out. She is truly dominant. These other girls cannot figure it out. You can be an announcer. Yeah, but I only got like four seconds of big shit. Yeah, you have a 20 seconds of fire. Yeah, and then I'm,

and then I, no, I don't even peter out. I'm done. Yeah, there's nothing else. I got to take a nap, honestly. I kind of really want monster energy drink. Why? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Brian, did you just fucking call? to get an app honestly. Kinda really want monster energy drink. Why? What? What? What?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Brian, did you just fucking come? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh with a fucking orange hand. That's such a dick move. A Chris, a Chris, a Chris. All right, you guys are good. You do it again. I'm gonna fight ya. Let me tell you something. That's my guy. Let me tell you something.

If you wanna wear an orange hat, you're a dick enough out in public. But you're wearing it. He knows I'm trying to watch a fight and I'm looking at this fucking radioactive head over here. That's dick shit. He's fucking up my day. And when you fucking up my day,

that's when shit gets real. Street is fuck. Sorry, man. I listen, there's fucking up my day. And when you fucking up my day, that's when shit gets real street is fuck. Sorry, man I why I listen to so much too much you get so straight. It's crazy Now she can get her down we got a we got a thing here. I really do get street. I'm impressed But that has to have all that had his tough. I'm using on board with him. Look at Roggan. Look at Roggan John board with him. Look at Rogan. Look at Rogan. Rogan, go and do serious. Yeah. Rogan DC live the exact same, but one's white one's black, huh? Oh, Rogan is so serious. Even about comedy. Oh, yes. He's just the most serious guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Brennan, I'll be fucking around. Then he's like, well, maybe, you're gonna have to be like, guys die. You're like, oh, okay.

It's like the two mafia knows that he comes out and goes, maybe, where were you fucking around in the studio? And you, I was chasing Brian trying to fight him. I was trying to get away from him I think he grabbed a pull cue 6,000 or a pool and roll and come down goes, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, is that both of us like what we both stopped on our tracks? He goes that's a 6,000 dollar pool cue Yeah, it was like I know it was like dinosaur bone and shit. It was like Damn, what? She's got the back. I know, it was like dinosaur bone and shit.

It was like, dinosaur bone. Oh, that's not good. You can't breathe. That's tough on the face. That's tough on the face. Oh, face lock. She's got her face lock.

Face lock, man. She's not gonna get a type of face lock. Oh, that's not good. How many minutes? Two minutes? Okay. Say, bubble, say bubble. I always be fresh, I wash my hands.

Two minutes. I just try. He can't breathe there. No, you need, like, you know. The thing about a face lock is the forum is right under the nose. There's a lot of pain. Here we go. Here we go. Look at this. Look at this. Penius survived. Penius is good on the ground. Penius game is not a lot to go untad. Where? Really? And then she has to on on 50 to 32 to install her

touch the fence about I like him and I like him. Nunez is a smile. She's a mom now, huh? Mom, yeah. That a kid. She is. And I forget her white name. Nina answer off.

What's it name? Nina answer off. Thank you, Chint. Welcome. Wow, Chint didn't even have to Google that shit. I didn't. Shut up, Chris. No, but Chit, and welcome. Wow, Chit didn't even have to Google that shit. I didn't. Yeah, shut up Chris. No, but Chit, you know there's a female fighter, Jessica and Drawhj, who's on OnlyFans, that makes more money on OnlyFans,

and she's ranked top five in the world. Jessica and Drawhj, makes more money on OnlyFans than fighting you. But OnlyFans, you make bank on OnlyFans, dude. You make bank on OnlyFans. All right, what did I tell you to do? I'm making on, hey, just spit on ideas there. Brandy's money. I told him, dude, it's just your old nuts,

an only fan. We dress them up holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah. New years, the count down, man. Chris is thinking, oh, I'm nuts. Chris is gonna have a night. Chris is gonna have an idea. Only for a book, Brian's nuts. Chris's about to have a night.

People dogs about the back. They're long, you've seen them, they're big. Chris, good thing about that friend of mine's not. Chris about to have a tie-back. People dogs about the back. They're long. You've seen them. They're big. Good thing about that is it's not embarrassing at all. And nobody can make fun of you. You make a lot of money and you're also able to keep yourself respect. Yes.

But I think that's good. I bet. Next step, McLaren City. What's that? Oh, you fucking car? Car? Car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want one. I'm not in a car. You don't want one that car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get it so bad. I'm not in a car won't want one that bad Man, does it go like this? Yeah, it does kind of man. That's a really good pressure Probably probably as a few though listen, dude, do you have a McLaren though? No, it's disrespectful Down it down it Attention down it down it down it down it down it down it down it down it down it attention that's a good pressure pan is fucking the first round made it to the first round no dude you should get an only fans though for real

you think so well there's not didn't like so many work you did did shoes that or did their feet that made a cat cat lean cat that has only fans she makes more money than Brian man she makes more money than Brian. Man. She makes more money than Brian. Oh yeah, she does.

You know she does. No, it'd be, you know, she makes more money than I do. Is this her feet only? No, you should see how much she makes now. Yeah, I know. No new, nothing. It's just pictures of her looking. Yeah, no, she's got off the feet.

Yeah, that's got off the feet. Oh, it's just all mixed up with lingerie. Yeah, nothing crazy. There's nothing too much on there. Yeah, she makes you Oh, dude are you on cameo? Be too I'm on cameo dude. What's your what's your requirement? What do you cost? 5,000 no, no, I had a I was like it was like 15. No, no, no, no no. I said, I said, the cameo people came to me

and they were like, you should get on cameo, everyone's getting on cameo. And at that point, nobody was really on cameo and I was like, I'm not doing this shit. I said, you can only get it to be $1,000. I'll do it if I can do it for 50 grand, right? And so I said that on my podcast, the cameo people hit me up, they're like,

okay, we'll let you be on a 50 grand, which is a joke, as a joke, right? So I put up for 50 grand so you don't have to do it yes nobody fucking did it and then the guy cameo was at my show the other night He was like you know dude I got to tell you man you know I know you're not doing cameo but like if you do cameo I I you can make this much Money like I said to me every day he said the English guy one five million per day So you're on camera so I was like all right, I'll do it if if but if I'm not if I'll make that much I'm fucking out Dude cuz I do it. I'm in this to make bags when people go like this. Oh, yeah, I want to connect my with my fans And that dude fuck that. Oh, I'm collecting racks don't go. Oh, oh, dude rockin or dude dude

You might make money Dude Penny has got some hands 3.2 mill bets like in real taste. She just got caught the man. It got caught Pena's that scared man tell you man an unias is about to fuck she got rocked Holy fuck he's in it Three minutes and does get tired Wow holy fuck Noon is God she's still not herself I know her nose is very gross. She looks tired Dude she's gonna be also swinging

Also, she's also can cut. Oh, oh, she's can cut. I've never seen her throw like this I think penny looks all right, Chin. Okay, Penny is fine and Penny is fucking the penny has a shit Dude, they're not blocking at all. It's slugging it out. Oh rising block. Oh Manonun then yes about time. Think that she'll lose this thing. She can out timer. She's getting lighten her up. Penny is a little quick to the draw. She's a little quicker.

Oh my god. She's ducking that head. I wonder if she has a little power. Ducking the head. Oh my god. But to win three point four million dollar. No, she's Chris. Otherwise I lose three point four million.

Now for the end of this was a minus one thousand. No, she's Chris. Otherwise, I lose people from in. Now, her name is a minus 1,000. Dude, this is crazy. It's a great fight. It's a great fight. Penny, I said, I think, I said, I'm not sure. I told you, I said, Penny is not gonna be scared.

Everyone's gonna, wow, she's scared. Damn, this is, we're gonna say Chris. Oh, Jesus Christ. There's just, you know, the thing about Nunez is, the thing about, they are, they the thing of a, they are banging. She can take a punch. Yikes.

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Oh, she gets her back. Oh, the back. She gets her back. It's trouble. Not the back. And you have a beast on the back. And big trouble. Oh shit, she's in trouble.

Oh, guys, she's in big trouble. Did she tap? No, it's not. No, it's not. There's 134. She beat her. She must have happened, right? What's going on right now?

I think one of them farted. Can't they stop it for that? Yes. Can they stop her in aggressive fart? There was 134 on the floor. Yeah, that was five. What are you saying, 134? What's that?

Oh, we're left. Oh, wait, they stopped her. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. What's happening right now? I wish we had volume. I know it was In question it looked like she looks like me. That's tapped okay, okay, I'm telling you dude I think she just like only shit she won she won she was wow you think should be celebrating more

Yeah, well maybe only she just fucking won the belt guys. I got a part out of my See if to go to the bathroom I can't believe anyone that fight I told you one let's see the top something happened Let's do the top something happened boom It was a bunch of I wish I didn't do that. It's okay. It's okay. I'm trying to Boom's well Please get the boom's right Embarrassing

She's also a mom That is so crazy! She won it! She won it! Go go go go! That was awesome. Oh my god. Look at these guys. But pen you didn't celebrate, so I just think she won.

Get us exactly. There's Dan Blitzer and in the back. Wow, dude. I'm gonna be on a big, big dick. Yeah, it's a tap. Yeah. We just told you that, Jen. Are you fucking kidding me?

That's a huge upset. That is an amazing upset. What is happening right now? Wait, she huge upset. That is an amazing upset. What is happening right now? Wait, she just lost. That's an amazing upset. She just lost, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. I don't know. Sam Depp, what's an amazing person man? What a fucking tear. You're the same person? No. Oh, it's like a mad.

They did look at you. To Lou. Rob's right, they heard that English. It did. It's a mirror, man. I thought, I thought like the same. Okay, there we go. Fuck, man.

She's a great man. Oh, that's incredible. Do you have a man? I have to work. The man you is, is a fucking wonderful human being all the way around. You don't ever, don't speak her name. Don't keep her name in your mouth

Hey, dude, how about this? Yeah, I'm gonna earn it what? Amanda's new name Oh, yeah, or what dude? Amanda newness Too close Wait a minute It feels too friendly it feels too friendly Lot of a lot of heel a lot of heel in the center a lot of heel in the center Just come out you know I know I know I had to face but it's all good to watch out those lights Man you're crazy like a phantom it's so weird man. I'm not catch

Yeah, I know dude. I know I know I know I do things like I know you go You really hurt I'm doing out out out you all right dude you really heard me I'm getting another copy Man I just are you not shocked by I'm blown away I'm blown away like I know I can't like the idea of like a soft tap yeah a tap that's on the ground, I just never see. I'm still more like this was like the impossible. Wow. That's incredible, man.

Well, you know, you just keep going. I know. When it's not here, it's holiday season. And I'm sorry, sorry, Rob. We're doing an ad. Sorry, Rob, you're doing an ad. You wanna do it, go for it. We're doing an ad. It's, you wanna do it, go for it. It's the holiday season and you don't wanna get your gifts,

shootin' your stockin' stuff or all up in the sponsor's manscape face. And when your manscape, there's more than four million men just getting scaped up. So what I want you to do is get your scape on. Oh, sorry. I was taking it from you, bro. That's a really good reason. The problem, I'm gonna keep going. Good Oh, so. Wow, you know, bro, I'm in the bro. I thought you were really good.

You're the bro. That's a good one. Good read, Rob. You gotta get man's cape man. Be smooth down there like Chris, they'll be smooth, man. I'm pretty hairy. Listen to the Sure fires.

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Amanda Her leg than Holly Ronda because Amanda is the grace of all time. Amanda's the grace of all time. I brought her leg to you. But her leg was crazy. Yeah, but at the time, but then we saw her skill set, Amanda beat the shit out of Ronda. Oh, you have pizza, right? And maybe, maybe. Yeah, don't you know? But Ronda was still at like peak, Ronda.

It was like shock the world. It's true. Like Tyson shocked the world level like and not not saying that she's not I would be surprised man to retire here's the thing though come on Harris come on Harris comes in now it's you get in there you get in there this from Tyler Harrison Kyle Harrison no dude I want come on here to fight the vice president you try to cover right now what come on your vice president is yeah but I want come on here to fight. No, you're trying to cover right now, I want to cover your first president. No, I'm a little drunk, but I want to come on here to fight.

No, but you can't come with that. No, don't talk about that. No, don't talk about that. I don't know. No, you're not doing it. You're just trying to find, don't talk about that. I want to fight you in there. Don't talk about that.

Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that. Don't talk about that.

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It felt like a big splatter So I didn't pee yet, I was the biggest splatter You're like Joe Rogan, I'm gonna go pee You're like Joe Rogan, I'm gonna go pee Which is why you look like a boiled yen Okay, well a yen A yen? A yen?

A yen? A yen? I made Brian on, made fun of Brian on the kid for always wearing look like look look look How much better to skin than ours 50 50 50 50 His hey, hey, it's like that at 50. I guess you can wear that hat. That's what I'm saying Nah, man. I'm gonna look like that when I'm 50. I'm gonna look crazy good dude. I get better Dude, I used to date a girl that lived next door to him and then when I'd leave in the mornings. Oh, no

The most beautiful women are walking on that house. Yeah, by the way, he probably fucked her too And I hope she did is that fuck head gone. That's what he would say Is that Talks and we'll microphone or whatever no way Is that fuck that gun and then my talks and we'll make a wonder whatever. No, I wait. Hey, wait before that was fighting that meat head out of here. Yeah. Yeah, he wanted to make sure he was going so he was safe. Yeah, he was like a talk. Dude, but I wouldn't start the girl. That's starting. Oh, man. I drive by instead that your gay but you are gay. Um, wow. I can't wait.

I think she must have had a nice house if she lived with you. Him. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good, that's yeah, that's a proper. He's a good fucking actor man. Dude, he's amazing. All right, dude. Poor the whore.

Look, you can't open the back up. You open the back up. You open the back up. You open the back up. You open the back up. You open the back up. you open the window life coach Do you give me a chance to talk about Jared laddle? I just stop. I mean it's not by Gucci, right? Yeah, man. I love Gucci craze. I do I like Gucci Gucci Gucci's the best I like Gucci's the best one out of all you know Kanye is taking over for Louis Vuitton. I know I heard Do you watch that concert though? No, I don't watch concerts concerts fucking blow no

Kanye No, this I don't like I don't like crazy. No, no matter what they are dude. It was so good You went there strapped concerts are the worst concerts. This one was it. All right. There's no one on stage book Kanye and Drake. Kanye Drake. All right, bro, I mean, you know, I'm not a notsy, dude. You live in China? You from North Korea? I'm in there. Oh, man. Bro, to me, I've never seen this commercial right here

that we're looking at. I'm about to video game, but like video games, okay, I get it, but like a UFC video game seems so weird and bad to me. No, that's actually pretty cool, and I was in it. So, I'm not going to be a pro. I'm not going to be a pro. Seat in this commercial right here that we're looking at the video game, but like video games okay I get it but like a UFC video game seems so weird and bad to me now that's pretty cool and I was in it So are you in one or you? Really I thought you were in super Mario fuck yeah, I got him dude burned them burned them dude. You're Luigi burned you dude That's Mike Bissping right

Tony Hawk could have put you in the Tony Hawk game, huh? Up in nice now I was in that EA sports skate game. Oh, word? Yeah. That was the one after. Do you still skateboard? No. Never.

I don't. You wouldn't even know desire? Well, I mean, I don't want to get nutty here, but I've been re-engineering my biomechanics and I just like rebuilding my entire body from the ground up. You got beat up skateboarding. Because I got disrolling. Oh, you're getting surgeries and shit. No, I just, you my entire body from the ground up. You got beat up skateboarding. Cause I got destroyed. Oh, you're getting surgeries and shit.

No, I just, you're like Wolverine. Yeah, like basically I want to be a super centurion. That's someone that has to 110. Sure enough. And so part of like I started having a doctor come to my house five days a week to help me start to reengineer my structure. And that's been five years, right? He's gone to your house every day for five years?

Yeah, the five days a week, yeah, for five years. And what's he giving you? He's like, I just, I ended up learning every single muscle in the body and how the neuromuscular and skeletal structures connect together and I've just been re-engineering how the fascia lines with my muscles. Because at the end of the day, I just want flawless biomechanics so that I can live as free as I can possibly live. Do you have any pro-regidaries right now?

Do you have anything like knee-hits? No, because I'm blue too, and now I'm just like, I'm right on the edge of beam of light, just trying to basically elevate everywhere. You're trying to optimize the body. Yeah, but it's like, I don't, you know, from training all the years and how beat up different parts of your body

are that you kind of avoid now. You know what I mean? And I think I did that for years. Yeah. Do you have a diet and you stick to? I do. You do. Is it like paleo or something?

No, I just eat like lean chicken and vegetables. You won't touch that pizza over there. I wouldn't tonight, but occasionally I have a chicken. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta have a chicken. You don't need to. And you want to live longer than ever. What's loved a hundred tennis? Hey, I mean, I've never go to live longer.

Not me. I'm not afraid of death. It's my friend. What? Death is your friend? If you made pizza, no. I'm not afraid of death. It's my friend Death is your friend you made pizza. No, I'm not the pizza And is your girl on the same diet. No, no, no She's chick-to-lay pizza all day long. I got a fight. Oh, man. Yeah, she's young You know, so she's you don't you don't got to worry about that. How young is she?

30 should be 31 here 47 Too she? It's 30. She'll be 31. Here, 47. 47. Yeah, too crazy. It's a gap. Well, he is a gap, too, and this girl's pregnant. B, how's your girl? 32.

32, and you're pregnant. 55, and January 26th. Okay, that really is a big number. Yeah, but honestly though, I don't, like, when did your dad seem like an old man? He said like does your dad seem like an old man? He's 81 does he seem like a man? I only asked one question right? He doesn't seem old he came in the other don't think so be Bob, but he has to worry doesn't seem old he comes in because dude

He doesn't say dude, though He goes he comes you know what I've been wrong with my golf stroke. I haven't been moving But I was like are you he's he's like, he's already, he's that obsessed with golf at anyone. I got to tell everyone that you're old, dude, though, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my father's sheet, he's doing the same thing.

Same thing, deeply convinced. You and your mom would get exactly like the one, Rob. She loves it. She's a pride. You guys look exactly like, just too hard and no high-ends. You had a doctor come five days a week. What does he do? No, for five years five years, I don't want to bore Chris. I

I don't want to bore Chris, but it's it's I triangulated three therapies neurochonetic therapy and a deep 10 in proprio Therapeutic worse. Look look Uh, third upwards. Look, look. You were fully asked. I've never heard of you. He is a belated fan. And then again, I learned every single muscle in the body. And basically your body fires either hypotonic,

fires backwards, or it fires the way it's supposed to be. So what do you know? You know what I'm saying? What do you suppose to do about that? Because I corrected piece of your basic relationship away from jumping on the jet with basins. Listen to me, basically your body winds itself up in dysfunction like an onion and you have the ability

to unwind it. Only it's taken me many years to do it and I'm right on the edge of doing it. What do I get out of it? I get flawless structure that I get to just run like I basically have the body of like a 17 year old athlete. Duh, duh.

By the time I get there now. I bet that take a lot of card in my right. Oh, I mean, right now it is like. This is a Ponzi scheme. Look, you're trying to sell us on a Ponzi scheme. It's fire man. I mean, now, I'm here again. I need to find another proof to get in.

It's just so you can run with your kids and not blow away. Yeah, that's awesome. So you are saying at this point, you have figured out a way essentially to take the tension, the toxins, all that stuff out of your body. So your firing, your body is firing,

your meridian points are all basically aligned. See how I did that? Yeah, you look, he was about to snore out as soon as you hitore out. No, you have a very actually, because he's the exact opposite. He's a tight, coil spring. You're gonna, you're, you have the body of, huh? 65-year-old. I wasn't gonna say that with you. I don't say that like that. I thought you were gonna say that. You were gonna, no, I was. So you're retired. Wait, physically. Now you, tell me, so, so, so, but what are you doing? What kind of exercises? What happened?

I don't want to get you deep into it. Why do I do want you to do it? It is the reality of what the fascia basically is the glue that drives your whole body together and all the, where the muscles overlap and connect and basically your functionality. They eventually bound together through the fascia, through the fascia lines. And the fascia is the lining around the muscles. Correct. You're gonna put your knees that go from the big toe

all the way up to your neck. Long story short, all of that, and it's what Tom Brady is doing essentially with pliability, right? Where you're just trying to get every single muscle to turn on and off the way that it's supposed to because over time they overlap, they create compensation, dysfunction, then your neurology changes, and that's what bound you up. That's why you massage the same glute meat over and over, and it never

finds any relief. It's like the same sort of adjoining. So what do you do? What do you do? My for example my fucking Achilles tenet my feet? Chris is expiring right now I'm not gonna kill Chris Hurry up Rob fuck you're teasing us for fucking secrets have been mortality is a secret sleep in baby That's where he's hanging upside down like a bat. And he drinks. He doesn't like to stay in the block. He walks down.

He just goes like, no, he floats out. He floats out. He just, he floats out. Hey, he sleeps in baby's blood. And he shaves his fangs down. Hey, now he looks better in all of us here, so we should probably listen. He doesn't know how to do it.

Yeah. And he has more money in all of us. Hey, you're living hard. Yeah. Hey, you're living hard. I look good. All right, what facts come to facts? When you get down to brass tax. Yeah, what the fuck? No, I don't think so. No, I don't know what I'm saying When the cards fall. Yeah Okay, I don't know I'm saying I'm 41. Yeah

Yeah, when I say that look everybody that large population says are you? No, I what what the fuck? Okay, right?? Right? I mean I don't know when when the road Johnny what the fuck? No, I can do pistol squad. Yeah, when the latter when the latter hits the roof with the latter hits the roof Is that what you're saying that's yeah? Well when the latter hits the roof when the shovel hits ground Hey, being who looks the youngest here though, but when the shovel Robblex you go round you know you what the fuck right? I know okay, what are you saying what I'm saying is right? Yeah, there's a ceiling. Yeah This is when you're up there climbing and you're bonk your head on it. You do that a lot what the fuck so you're doing

Yeah, that's all good. Yeah get down shoulders. Yeah Yeah, I guess right Oh, yeah, but Rob is a fucking liar because he won't he's selfish You won't share your fucking secrets of longevity and that dog does money pretty like look Who's gotten blood tests since 2012 and watches blood evolve you're talking about a guy that just eats clean No, you're right if you want to know why it makes much money Cuz he's not intense no, it is because I have complete harmony between What I do how I live

And who I am. I'm so horny. Fuck. I'm rock-hoeing right now. You're so hard right now. Man, you look over like this. Now, now hold on. Rob, Rob. Can I get some,

I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't even know I was doing that, man. Nothing to him, that's like five hundred thousand. He doesn't, Rob.

Yeah, are we betting on the slide? Are we betting on the slide? You do what supplements do you fucking take? How much do you sleep at night? Let's start there. Okay, at least. I ask one at a time. Seven hours, everything.

Two at a time. Two at a time. Okay, seven hours a time. Do you know what brain supplement and one multivitamin? What's the brain supplement? Matter. You know, a magic mind is tri-magic mind. That's what I do.

You know what a leasing is. Any matter. I think that's in magic mind. Look at magic mind. Have you ever tried that? Oh? I'm not Just Fucking Over here

You take Magic mind Forced It's stronger than force it's better than force listen to me. I don't I'm gonna tell you right now That I also track my qualitative state of mind meaning right mean every single day I track I number every day zero to ten How I feel about my life working health. I've done it every year since 2015 and I can tell you yeah Today yeah that in

2015 and I can tell you yeah Today yeah that in 2020 that I have only had 12 bad days Okay You're in a row. Brian and Chris, three hundred and six five days. Oh my God. I've had only bad days. Oh my God. That's good. You have to do. Oh my God. How are you? The answer is always terrible.

Next question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When he's had 12 bad days, I have 12 bad days, every 12 days. So I'm along the clouds lying. I've only had about 10 bad days. So what's up? So what's up? Yeah. This's fascinating.

Yeah. You've had 12 bad days. Listen to me. Why were they bad? Listen to me a bit of time. Because I track and track and buy it down. What do you mean? Yes, I write it down.

I do the spotty Brian. Not only do I track every single hour of the day, as it relates to how I'm spending the time, I track my time. So I could tell you the 250 episodes that I shot last year of television, this year of television, it took exactly 4% of my total life. Right? That's how optimized it is.

Because I have a choice. I design, automate, and then optimize all aspects of my life. So then I chose to create qualitative data. How do I fill out my life, work, and health? Zero to 10 every day for five years until I got Quantitative things that I could change and then I changed them over time to where I never Have another part of my existence that brings me down because I eliminated it over time. I'm fucking chin No, don't kill it! No, no like gin. What's good to me? Oh, fuck

Dude, I'm so stressed out. So Rob's down. So Rob's down. So Rob. So that's the event time though You know, you track it to track it. It's effortless. It's effortless. It's effortless. What's your scale? Well, here's the scale. Yeah, at five,'re neutral, at six and above, you're hopeful. Okay. And then when you're hopeful, you're like, anything can happen. I got you. I'm pushing on pushing.

Do you meditate? Now, hold up now. And then when, and five and, but four and below, you're half empty. What happens to half empty? Why the fuck did I even buy that car? Why do I live in this house? Like in half empty, you pick apart everything, right?

Now, you ask me how long do I, how often do I meditate? You did, I bought this one for every day. I meditate every single day, right? I track how often I meditate because I track my health balance. Did I get up at five? Did I meditate? Did I brain turn? Did I get in the gym?

Did I not drink and did I eat clean every single day? Now, this year, in 2021, I've done it 90% of the entire year, all seven days a week, all of them. Just discipline, that routine. I say, that routine. I gamified the discipline and what happened to the qualitative aspect of my life? It elevated to this extraordinary level.

And then, and then, when all of that, I was like, I'm gonna do that day. I gotta follow up, I gotta get that day. I'm not gonna have it another day. Then I attracted all of the abundance Okay, well, the end of the day I'm just gonna do it. Do you know where's faith coming? Is there God involved in this? Like you do it. Are you doing it?

I'm not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I am not. I do not. I want you to convert To abundance. Yeah I sat on the toilet today for no reason That's what I did and I didn't shit and I wiped and there was shit on the toilet Yes, me too how did it happen qualitative abundance? Yes, my legs went numb. Yeah, so you don't even though law of abundance you attract abundance a lot of law of attraction by being by being Optimized 100% Jesus you build the energy We're losing you build the energy. You lose the energy. You lose the energy.

You lose the energy. Did you measure calories that you eat? No, I don't bother measuring calories. Because once you get so optimized that you drive to intuitively. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis.

Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. Chitolitis. I drink, but I track it. Right. So I'm this right here.

The special night. Oh, okay. Honestly, maybe do you think I'm doing well? And and and I'll show you. I'll show you. What about the idea of being what about the idea being stintual and just letting yourself kind of go a little wild sometimes. But but it's sort of the war. It's this is the experience. Okay. He adds this into the quality. But at the end of the day, what are you trying to be? Happy.

That's it. Right? Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? I want to be the rock. Right?

Yeah. You want to be Jared Leto. No, you want to be the quality of life. That's it. And I would like to tell you. Oh my God. Brian, you're not meditating. Okay. Are we betting on this? Yeah, Brad and I have two thousand dollars on this does anyone want to bet me? Good rocks to Rob's to Keaton. Who do you have no clue who's good?

Well, poor yeah, no, poor is good. That's why I know well. I'm got to eat poor. It's so fucking I'm saying it's easy and we're out of here early. Pray par I hope you're right. I think you know I think you know some I'm I think you know I'm the third or fourth who poor enough I think second half he's gonna punch him Oh no that's a cool doubt that's a cool punch him in the first one that he's got that's a cool tattoo the other one or does he punch him in this right now tonight tonight

I've upset the champion's point and then to doubt but well tonight upsets then do us some porries not the chest tattoo. Only one has a belt, Brian. What's that, Bob? Only one has a belt. It's not doesn't pour. Oh, he's pressuring.

The champion is, uh, Charles Levera. Look at his pressure. Oh, he's coming out hot. Look at his pressure. Look at his pressure. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. You know what? Oh, you know what? Oh, hello. There goes the doubt. There go. You want to swing with poor. Yeah.

You want to throw with poor. Yeah. Oh, you want to pressure. Now it's over. Now it's over. Do you know who's optimized? Like Rob Dernick? Look.

That's a poor. With hot sauce. Hey. Hey, one hard hit. You see the doubt. You see gray. Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh I'm be dirty box you don't even want to play this game with poor you dude He's coming out to aggressive me what you know what that's not snowflake and he backed up. Yep. Oh shit. So gone Very interesting fight right now dude. Oh Very interesting fight right now dude. Oh

Crisis guys are getting caught and doubt into him. Oh shot. Oh Doubt poor he's gonna break him guarantee poor you wins this fight. I don't know about four minutes in the first right Yeah, right, you know first round. I say cordon. I gotta get easy. Yeah, yeah Punching doubt right into him. Is he's trying to wear him out? Just poor he gets better as rounds go He didn't expect the early early baritade pressure him this way that's part of the lit up the very thought the pressure would matter and it did not matter instantly entire game points over instantly and only one of us knockout you guys have no respect for only very unbelievable man both you guys we have two grand on this Dustin's looking very thick

Oh, upper cut, that's but but but but but oh Various don't say jeez to all the very different. I know I speak for me. It's when I transition sheets The thing about all the various different. Oh look at this. Oh, that's a step. No, poor. He wants to get to the feet You know, you know Charles just two days transition and shit. Oh, man. Mm-hmm. This is a great fight. Oh my god. What do you think your little things? It's such a good question On the train now these guys are getting caught Rich yes, the jabs all night long the guys at top teams say the best striker in that jam is poor you

Oh, it's doubt. We're punching doubt into a man. Yes, all. Yes. We're gonna get him to quit. Yeah, it's like you guys you guys Don't understand look. He's trying to fight out of the quit right now. I'm so Brian do you have cash up or? Fuck off. I'm running fuck off dude. Come on dude. I love Dustin. I love you day, but I guess no, I love him I never get somebody I have to keep things exciting and I got to I got to take whoever you have I have to take the opposite. No, you talk to yourself and you Charles. Yeah, do you guys drink Modello? I said I said Fourier, but I'm saying you did Charles with two guys. I guess I said, uh-oh. Look at

everybody's a little tired. There's there's a lot of orange hats in the crowd. Listen to me. I'm confused. Where's Jared? Why are there so many orange hats? He's my baby. I'm very I'm telling you. Oh there is no joke man. He's no fucking joke Brian Cash happy You have that nobody what are you thinking? No, no now he's on the ground in the middle of the octagon It's no prop. We're all work with how do you down there? Yes, stand up points the doubt right out of you. No, no, no, you're not Not controlled or fucking doesn't pour you out like this, dude

Where he just looked at the clock? He keeps doing that. Don't Does that he looks away He looks away. Jesus Christ. I don't like that. Oh! Oh, I can see the quiz. I see quiz.

I see quiz. You don't see quiz. Oh! It's doubt, man. He punched doubt right into it. Oh, shit. Oh, Jesus, this is a good question. You don't have to power this.

Goddamn it. Charles doesn't hit a... Oh, I'll wait. He wobbled a hand. He doesn't know that he's hurt who Charles wobble dust in there Let's get shot doesn't about to knock him out Man, we're in 40 seconds. I can you let this fight is no feeling it's not going to distance. I'll tell you that much Brandon Charles so hard in the

In a knock him out.'s got a knock him out He's got a knock him out You can't take that jab, it can't You can't feel that you already I was already fucked up And listen, only one of them is quitting to fight for us Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, shit

Damn, it's Will right now Dude, this is mine, Will Oh, God, this is Will This is Will Rob, no doctor, no optimization Right now we're in the car right now You understand, I'm qualitative saying about my way out of the law of abundance ain't helping you right now You got to bite down on your fucking mouthpiece and you got a slip move duck. There it is. That's how great Great first round

That's what I'm talking about Chris get the fuck out of here Wow, I wish we were watching Pasha the Christ Passion of the Christ companion Lord have mercy. Yeah, that was a good fucking round. I Would love to see draw We could watch for this We could watch for this. The four of us. He just laid it down.

See now I saw that. I saw that. He got a little bit. Whoa. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's. That's a 10, 9 round for Port. But he has to catch him.

He has to basically like, wobble, and then double. That boom was time. No, I'm telling you, he's not going to knock him. He timed that boom, Brendan. I'm going to walk off home, run, knock out. No, no, but I'm saying for Oliver to get in. Oh, he have to be like a double fool. Yeah, he don't have the power wobble him and then like his nose is broke

His nose is broke. That's fun. Yeah, you know, let's let's let's be friends He is so tough a Dustin's a nightmare. Yeah, does he say fuck can't Poor you night. Yeah, poor a gets better if we do a different guy He's fucking better. Guess I'm gonna get off my day when I do stand-up guys I'm got me even fun here. It's like how it can even be fun here. What the fuck my sides? Oh I was trying to get him down. Oh, man. It's the shoot. Yeah, that makes me nervous because it means he doesn't he's dude That's crazy that me was that that knee was brought to you by congratulations podcast You gotta check out progress. That's true. Oh

No, I'm sure Oh, wow Dancing look at this you got got him in a wizard. What's going on? That's a strong wizard that's a strong wizard, but that's a strong way back look at this now No, it turned you got to turn on Brandon you got to turn him oh No, stand up. No, stand up. No, stand up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, that's not good No Ryan, what are you talking about? Do you even I know that's not no? Fucking guys got his pinky no because it's a setup. It's a setup. There it is

No, Dustin. Grammy. Why would you roll like that? Why was that bad? Cuz you're here on your back now. I'm back now. He's a transit transition Charles delivers in his back Yeah, he's very dangerous on the ground Oh, listen, he's beyond the feet to when this fight. He's not going to win some metal. Oh god This is a fucking body locks. He's recovering right now. All right Right, you should know this Chris. No, I get that Look at us just work the ribs. That's what I did you Chris and you went right now Chris you quit right now If you do that to me, we're fighting you do that to me. I go

Chris I hold you I hold you close and you quit. No, that's what happened That's just tying them up here. See the body like so when you have a body like you can't it like so when you have a body like you can't it nullifies all submissions all transit yeah yeah yeah yeah Jesus right yeah you see those elbows he's just recovering right yeah I would be let's see recovering I don't know that first round you just work out those ribs but what do you do here like you from this job you got you got to break the you got to break and then okay just elbow his face like that Jesus Christ not the ribs not Brian

Fucking ribs Not that face Brian. I don't know why Like why not try and transition to he's resting. He's resting. He's completely taking this round up Yeah, you want the first resting. Yeah, you look super tired, and I bet like he's betting on stand this up. Let me wait. Let me finish it around and get the round. Yeah. Trying to stand this up. Chris, you did weird. The Charles not trying to pass. I did. What? You do musical theater in high school. Oh, what do you think? You do the math. Right. That's a good right. I'm just saying. Well, no, because you have range, what I didn't realize. Thank you very much. That's good

If you want good, I can show you better, you know, I mean just like shit like that. Yeah, I just Okay, you go good so I there's a rasp in that I've got Anyway, I got Ray anyway I always did soul musicals soul musicals I mean this is this is man I'm gonna win my $2,000 I bet $5.6

million on this five Rob we do we have money I'll continue my two if you want to rock a two-banger I bet five point four million dollars on this I Would you be amazing if you had like a ten million dollar night Dude if you bet Pena that's fucking insane dude Wow, wait, what does boney have to say man? What a fight. Both these boys going to be so sore tomorrow. Yep.

What a boring tweet. Good input, though. I love Charles. Oh, man. He's just get off his nose. My guy. He's been my guy from day one. You're fucks.

You know, I mean, I'm impressed with this motherfucker, though. There's a reason he's a champion, Brennan. You know what I'm saying? Right. You know what the fuck I'm saying? No, I guess that's just a let's a champion Brennan, you know what I'm saying? You know what the fuck I'm saying I guess that's just a let's take the round off. He took this round. Oh sometimes you take around Sometimes in life you got to take around off Tell them the mouth. Do you get tired? He's just get tired of fighting

You're so scared. What am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah, what am I doing? Right now both them are saying both them saying I wish I was Rob Deer dick am I doing in my life? Right now both of them are saying, both of them saying, I wish I was Rob Deerdeck. I'd rather be Rob Deerdeck. Yeah, you probably think of my podcast. I don't know if that's true. What of them is? I've been just two guys out there.

Don't know, man, you've been. Podcasts, congratulations. Honestly, you find on YouTube. But it's... No, that's what I think about his hot sauce. Yeah, yeah. Both coming to my show and, No, we're not in the city.

No, I heard. December 17th, 18th and 19th. At the improv. And if they're not there, the boat No, I heard December 17th 18th and 19 If they're not there the I'm like go in Oklahoma at and they will be there and they'll be wearing our merch For wise guys in Salt Lake City January 6th 7th and I love wise guys Damn dude his club I saw he saw here

That's great. You kid me right now with this? Wow that last kick was devastated Okay, so does it around off? That's weird around her Fine, you just took the round off. You're not gonna mountain third. So honestly is that a that's a conscious thing fighters do is take a roundoff Wow, let me answer it. Yeah, well, he already answered it I'm saying that he could be part of his strategy You're gonna to go five. Like, you're not going to knock him out. So like, well, also, most guys feel it out

if they know they're going five in Troso, Lavera, just went hard as fuck for it in the first round. So, yeah. This is why I always do a lot of cardio. In case my right, am I going to get my... Is that right? Is that right? Yep.

That's cool. You never see me without doing cardio. It's because when you that right? Yep. That's cool. You never see me without doing cardio. It's got to be good fun. Do you do cardio? What's your workout routine? Oh god. I just move. Get off his knife.

Oh my god. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret.

He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. He's got the secret. No, no, why? Because it's like until I have complete function on all dynamic movement, meaning my body won't go hypertonic. Meaning no muscle dysfunction will occur in any of my movement. I just won't touch it. You like it, don't you?

Duh Brian. You get it. You get it. I was gonna say that. You guys take off your masks, of course. But of course, because no one else has a mom, you know? I know, you're gonna get it if you're there you know fucking i'm telling you right now

i'm telling you right now you know back up you know back up Ryan you say all of the wrong thing man you really do is this what he's gonna do he's gonna wrestle huh all the bears a nightmare on the ground he's very happy

he's good at everything he's a fucking fish and all that's not good yeah. Yeah, that's what happened. You know what Charles Oliver on the back. What the fuck happens everybody? This is weird. It looks like he's looking. It looks like the most looking for Douding the champion. Douding the champion. He's got quit them. Watch this guys. Watch this. They're looking for a penny. Oh, I'll still take an additional 2,000 bet from this position. Oh my God. Rob. I'm impressed that this is so bad. Oh, that's I'm not taking your money I'm not so bad. I can't take your money right now, but that's not a choke. Oh, it'll just break your job That's a choke Back Oh

Shit Rob I I spared oh my god fuck dude. Do not fuck around with the jump y'all Wow That was so impressive man That's you know that you gotta go with Charles Holyfair Wow Yeah, that is he's too good. That's that's a that's a spider-way Got a new Chandler like a quick. I know got I know same new Chandler got You cannot count him out don't count him out. Oh my god. he came back to me like a quick. I know, I know Sam New Chandler got a clip. You cannot count him out. Don't count him out. Oh my god.

Don't count him out. That motherfucker. Now Dustin took off the flip around and came out very slow in the third, which is disappointing. He got himself to this point for a reason. When it can't sell those hot sauce orders, have them be on the other side.

Oh man, I want to pour it earlier. You know what I said, that's the last two trials, a little bit of footsteps. Just to get you, and honestly, I think that you know to try to a little bit of it. Yeah, it's just a Gachi and honestly like you know Gachi would much rather fight him. Gachi's awesome. Not a good day for him. Right. See I think the Gachi'd rather fight Dustin Charles the nightmare for Gachi Yes, it relates why why is it? I mean they're both bad they're both For this reason his so so his jujitsu is a nightmare most finishes ever news really really finish his gachi I think that's what happens

same style you're saying let's go for a gachi gachi got so much power right yeah now Dustin not gachi unconscious and stand and and the thing about Charles is he's as he's a motherfucker you'll stand right in a home there's so many ways to win yeah he stands in a phone booth with you he gets better and better. How, how is he getting better and better? Because he, he's been fighting forever and he trains, he's gotten changed.

I'm a doubter, I know you are. I was a hater. What else has he got to do? My problem is, though, this is the one that mattered for me. Finish the champ, or finish the dust and finish the wild. This is the one that mattered for me. And dust and such a class actor.

Yeah, he is. I love him now. Wonderful issue. Dustin, chair, I don't know. I'd like to see Dustin make all the money in the world and stop fighting. Well, he made all the money in the two Big Rigger fights. Yeah, he's behind money. I love the guy. But it sets up like, like,

McGregor. Three. That guy's not in Tensis. The guy on the level is not in Tensis. You know what I'm saying? I'm not in the mouth though, dude. No, but, but, but McGregor wouldn't say that. It would say like, I lost.

You like, I fucked my leg up. Yeah, bro, yeah, you know what I mean? So it's like, it's like, there's at least that. Like if McGregor comes in and beats Diaz, we know that'll be the first fight. Correct. Then it'll be like, okay, because Gachi of Fight, Oliveira, right, then Chandler's hanging out there.

You know who you're forget about? Mark the Chav. There's a lot of Mark the Chav. But they're like, he's like a year and a half from now. No, he's one away. He'll fight to dare you, Snacks, he's number three. Unfortunately. So he's about, he's a year from it. No, he's one away. He'll fight to dare you, Snacks, he's number three. Unfortunately. He's a year from it.

He's two fights from it. What do you think of him and Oliver? I don't know. Because he's probably better on the pocketchef. Well, I don't know if the pocketchef's stand up. I don't think Oliver is here in the peat, but I'm in standard wise, it's the wrestling. The pocketchef's no punk on the peat, right?

He's better than Kebib was on the thing. I think if the pocketchef stands and tries to bang with him, he's the wrestling. Okay, Jeff's no punk on the. He's no punk on the P, but that's better than keep, Kabeab was on the thing. I think, I think if a mortgage of stands and tries to bang with him, he's gonna get caught. What is that gonna do, that he's gonna take a bound and pound him out. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?

I'll put five grand on them when my judge is very hard for me to bet against anybody with a chin stare beard from, from Dagestan. I have a big shot of that. It's very hard for me to bet. I think Dustin's close to retiring to be honest. Yes. I will take the bet, will you know, because I love, I'm fucking that. It's very hard for me to bet. I think Dustin's close to retiring to be honest. I will take the bet, would you know? Because I love Olivera, he's my friend.

Five grand, when Mark Chevin, five grand. So now I'm ahead by two grand. You have two grand, okay. We're even, I think. And by the way, I spared you, Rob. Because I saw him, I was like, I can't do it right now. You can start. Hey.

Two G's to me. Yeah. He's an automilist, dude. Yeah, good guy. No, I mean he's out of milk. Yeah, I know They're paid for the IV the doctors give them You did Rod Rob can get your attention You were texting before how's long this thing a go at your third one which drove me nuts. I don't know how long Chris is actually is your third one though your veteran fast one for you though

This is a nice fast one because Rogan will be at our five-year-old you guys feel good I'll keep going and I want to leave many of time. No, I like it. But I was too scared to say I'm trying to optimize like Rob No, I like it. But that's too scared to say things like sit down. Why would you be here? Because it's two in the morning. I'm trying to optimize like Rob. Hold on a second, he'd just keep going. Those fights would end and he'd keep going. Oh, I thought it'd be. You'd have to say anything like it.

Oh, wow. I think Olivera beats Marketsheff. And I'll tell you what. I know we have five grand. Marketsheff's got to lock his legs up the way he, Kabib does it. If he doesn't do that and he just tries to ride him and throws elbows, long day for market share Actually, you don't think much of getting control Charles the lever on the ground

I think market share control anybody on the ground the question is what kind of damage can he do? What is what happens? Laugh at him. Yeah, laugh at him Dude, you're like you think you're all like fucking you know all these shit Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. The question I want to say is people laughing at me man One thing is question at the end of the day is, can't only very grapple on the ground and can you make sure it comes up

and you hand them the way I do it. I'm the one that's way deeper than that too. That'll hand them the victory right there. My voice is deeper than that. Get the way that tattoo on your neck, of course though, right? No way, I'll get more. You had it for a while. Yeah, I want one more.

I'll get more. I want one now, but I'll get more. A, B, I want one. Bro, you look so honestly. I want one piece. You know what, I'm gonna tell you right now. You know that your one bro. You look so honestly I want you know what I'm gonna tell you right now. You know what's your look is missing a necktack It really is That's good On Tuesday with dance Smith I do

Where's gonna be here? Dude, where's it gonna be? You're here, you're here. Where was it gonna be? Dan Smith, it's out right up in North County. I'm asking where Tattoo's gonna be. Thank you for that. This one's gonna be on my forum. But it might be on your neck?

But it might be on your neck. No, it's on your neck. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. So, Chris, you're a bad friend, please. I'm so tempted. No, it's a good friend. I always give you good advice.

I always give you good older. You know, that's always. I always have always given you good advice. You drive a Tesla. No, it doesn't matter. I've give you good advice. I always give you good older. You know, I always have always given you good advice. You drive a Tesla. No, it doesn't matter. I've always been the one. You drive a marshmallow test. Who always gives you good advice in the end. Don't do it.

I'm begging you, please. Why? What the fuck does it matter? Because he's 40. Dude, I look bad at. I know you're 30. I'm 30. I'm 30.

He's got, I know. I don't say you're 60. But he's got, I know. He's got, I know. He's got, I know. He's got, I know. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'm 30. I'll get. No, no, no, that's not what I'm doing for. No Chris, that's not the reason. Dude, I got it tattoo here, I got fucking crazy comments. That's not one of this stuff. I'm actually, Chris, that's not the reason. I have something to imagine. I have something to make Chris, I want to be honest

to the friends. When you're on stage with him, probably done. I went to the other one. How about Chris's neck tattoo? Yeah, I know. But it's good. I know, I feel good. Yeah, but dude, imagine the fun compliments I get

I get one in the front, dude. Fucking crazy compliments all day long. I walk on the street, I feel so good. I feel so good because What was you on the front? Well, I really want to get fucking wings just On the back so then we'll walk together forward and backwards No, you get the wings, I'll get something else. That's unique as shit! I live a life of play!

Dude, I fucking... I'll get whatever. Dude, people will ever get you in the course and win! Who gives it shit? You're niggas shit! People say fucking... people say, oh why'd you get that on your neck? Dude, who fucking cares man? Nothing last round 10 bad people go like this that's real and I say nothing is

You think we're a simulator? 100% simulation. Only rich people say that. Dude, we're good. I want glasses like that, man. I'm man, man. I'll probably play this bad. Maybe I'll sell glasses as merch.

No, dude. And super prescription ones. Oh, swear. Hey, I can't see. I can't see you guys. Guys, I can't see you guys guys i can't see you can't see you jack his fucking give his glasses i can't see you fuck man that's grand larceny guys i can't man who did it who did it you see the octagon the whole fucking leg he can't see that face to fun man this man panicked after winning another title fight because he's He's on the walk back

Well boys we fucking did it. We did it. We did it. I might have gotten two million followers on Instagram I don't really did. How many did I get? December 22nds. It is the Hollywood improv it's shop and friends We're gonna have some funniest people with me. That's one night APM one show only. Then, Damia Flores, it's Fort Lauderdale, Florida for God's sake. December 30th through January 1st,

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The drags the comedy me and San triple the fat dragon and the man dragon. I'm sorry We'll be at the six Charles we're breathing fire You're a stake and watch comedy. Yeah, you can't no talk to that Any shall I you'll be there for sure awesome and ready shop at Chris. There were Chris and I were one heart of some B there. Rob, I won't be there. I'm not going to come. It's me. It's stacked up on the cross. Man, I want to introduce you.

Can't say Missouri, improv December 17th through the 19th, Rob would be there as well. Oklahoma City Oklahoma, break time coming from here. Rob, Rob, one of Rob's thoughts. Mine me there in his private jet sleep. We'll give you a 12 Rob's private jet. He said it's awesome. It's going to be amazing. It's all like you taught Rob is still there. Mine in his private sleep will give you a 12 rob's private jet It's gonna be amazing. It's all you taught rob is still there We're starting our business there. It's gonna be a whole separate podcast where you're promoting all these days

We love you Thanks for doing this man. You're busy dude. You optimize optimization. Dude, take your drink in the night. You might have changed your mind. You might have changed your mind. Yeah, because we know it is night six of December. It's a big deal. Yes. Let me say this. Yeah. It's hard to have one.

Just say December six. It's hard to have one. You do it. Yeah. He really does. He really did it. Wow. Those guys fuck up. It's hard. It's just hard stuff. Yeah. Like, because we're loud and we're...

We'll be talking and we're loud and then somebody else will be like, and that's Brian. That's cool. What is that? I beg your name. Rob, give us a sentence for that word of words. Don't put them on the spot. Go ahead.

I want you to stop. Rob, how should I live my life? Oh, the reality of our reality of all of our lives. Yeah, right. It's a simulation kill yourself at the end of the day The quality of our life is based off of the systems that operate our life Unfortunately a lot of us create terrible systems that pull us down Create dysfunction our existence, but how down yeah create dysfunction our existence Harmony in our existence And then we just find extraordinary health wealth and abundance in our

Anything Open the window take my guys, go, go, go, go, go! That's it! We love you guys! This cowbass fuck you baby, we love you. So much fun and I'm hurt. You put a hand. I shit myself 30 minutes ago. I'm hurt.

You put a hand. I shit myself 30 minutes ago. I'm hurt. You put a hand. I shit myself 30 minutes ago. I'm hurt.