The Fighter & The Kid - Callen Addresses His Epstein Take | TFATK Ep. 1163

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

After last episode blew up, Bryan Callen addresses the backlash.His Epstein comments sparked outrage — and this is his response.Bryan breaks down what he meant, what he missed, and why the reaction hit so hard. Brendan challenges him, reframes the conversation, and explains why this topic instantly turns toxic online.If you watched “The Epstein Files,” this is the follow-up.If you didn’t, you’ll understand why the internet lost it.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkQuince - Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's http://quince.com/fighterSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Well, it's Monday. Dude, that is such a dad gray sweater. It's a true classic sweatshirt. It looks good, dude. You look like straight from the gym. Yep.

I was in Liberty Township outside of Cincinnati this weekend. I've been there. Rather cold. Cold. Yeah, very cold. Cincinnati's freezing. Yeah. Ohio.

Freezing. Freezing. What did you do? Seven degrees. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's the winter, Bubba. It was 80 out here tonight.

Perfect. 83 degrees today is going to be here in Texas. Yep, Friday, Saturday. Yeah. Dude, I was in shorts on Saturday. T had his first scrimmage. And I was like, dude, this is insane weather. Yeah.

What did you do for the Super Bowl, bud? I hung out with the boys. At the crib? Yep, at the crib. I watched that boring game. I thought it was interesting. I thought Bad Bunny was good. I didn't understand what you were saying.

It's such a cucket. But it was a great visual spectacle. I love the Spanish. I love the whole Latin thing. But there were no, I was talking to Sam Triply today. And he said there were no subtitles, which he believes was done on purpose, which is like, hmm. Well, he, so Bad Bunny, my wife loves Bad Bunny. My mother, they love Bad Bunny.

He's talented. They couldn't wait for him to perform. Yeah. They love him. They're fans. Like when they feel like, you know, me, I was like, how are you going to have a guy who doesn't speak English fucking do the Super. Super Bowels? Does he not speak English?

Barely. Really? But his whole singing is in Spanish. Yeah. So it just doesn't make sense for America. That'd be like at the World Cup if limpiscuit performed. Yeah. They'd be like, what the fuck is, this is our thing.

But for whatever reason, we're doing that here, which whatever, it's fucking stupid. But with Bad Bunny, again, my wife and that whole side of the family, they love Bad Bunny. They thought it sucked. He didn't do any of his hits, none of his hits. Yeah. He cussed a lot. He did? A lot.

Yeah, my mother-in-law was like, oh, wow, he was saying some stuff. Like, he was cussing a lot. Really? Yeah. But they were, and they wanted to go well. Spanish, the Latin population is conservative. Oh, yeah. They don't get down with the cussing.

No. No, no. Yeah, she was like, no, he kissed a lot. And they're like, man, it was just bad. I just thought it was bad. It's just the whole Super Bowl's falling off. The whole, everything's fall. The ads suck now.

The ads aren't good. They can't control who's in the Super Bowl. When I say I could give two, fuck. about the Patriots and the Seahawks. I know. Buddy, already, so that sucked. Yeah. The game sucked.

You had fucking five field goals. The game was exciting. It was a blowout from the jump. Like New England was never in competition. Drake may MVP. Oh, really? That's your fucking MVP? The hit one MVP through for 600 yards against that fucking defense.

Yeah. The real MVP. He won MVP for a fucking reason. The whole game was shit, though. The bad bunny stuff. It just, it doesn't make, and it's not, it's not racist to say, it's not race to any.

facet to go, man, at the Super Bowl, it's America's pastime. It is America's past time. It's also, it should be an English-speaking artist. Or I would say this, it's fine. And that's not racist to say, but it's also like if I tune into the World Cup or whatever it is, somewhere international, I expect that's going to be their shit. Well, to me, he's very talented. He's also an American superstar, right? So I would just have subtitles. So we understand what he's saying maybe?

I don't know. No, you fucking do in English. They haven't had a white artist in seven years. Seven years. Seven years, blah. Yeah. That's not normal. I don't know what the fuck.

I don't know what's going on. It's not normal. Yeah, but I think they go with who's the most popular, right? So a lot of the artists that are really popular are not white. Hip hop, stuff like that, right? So that part of it's just demographics. Like part of us, what is going to get the most numbers? Well, in America, jelly roll is bigger than Bad Bunny.

Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine. Yeah. Now, internationally, Bad Bunny destroys them. Bad Bunny's up there with Drake. Yeah. But in America.

But is this a money thing or a political thing? You know what I mean? What is the decision? Political. Political. It's not much. You know they only get paid to the Super Bowl. You know that, right?

There's no payment. There's no payment. No. Huh. Because it ups your profile, which the people tune in. A lot of people don't know who Bad Bunny are, and they're like, oh, I'm going to download his music. So he makes his money off the promotion.

They don't pay anybody to the Super Bowl. Right. Do you know that? I just read that this morning. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that at all. I thought you got paid. It's an honor.

Yeah. Because it was your profile, like Justin Timberlake when he did or Bruno, like their sales goes up like millions and millions and millions. Yes. But the whole thing, I was like, all right. I know. All right. I know.

It's fucking weak, man. I don't know. I don't have that strong an opinion. I feel like, again, I'm being gamed when I see all this stuff about bad bunny beforehand, all this stuff, the controversy in this thing. And I'm like, I'm not buying in the end. That's only online. But it's the right.

But it's the news. Mainstream media is just, they have to get clicks. So they'll create this story where there's no story or just like, and I'm like, I'm not, I'm not getting, it was, he said something about ice or something. And then they were like, we're going to have our own halftime show. And then Turning Point has their own halftime show, which I saw. a little bit of it because my mother-in-law put it on. And I was like, yeah, that wasn't great. So I went over to, I want to see Bad Bunny. I've never heard a song. I thought he was a,

I thought it was good in terms of like a spec. I couldn't understand what he was saying, but I like the spectacle, the dancing and stuff seemed pretty good. But, um, those things are always impossible to pull off by the way. It's like any, any halftime show is almost impossible to make cohesive. It's usually just a lot of jumbling noise. Rueh-O-Mars did it. Lady Gaga did it. Well, there's, there's ones that crush it. Prince crushed it. Like, there's been people that pull it off. Yeah, Lady Gaga was in it, this one. She was, she was in a song. She had her own Super Bowl dude.

She's done it before. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't have that strong an opinion about it. I'm not going to get worked up about it with all the problems in the world. Yeah, but I think, and now politics are leaking over into sports is exhausting. Everything's politics. You're just like, oh, fuck, everything is politics.

I just want to watch the game. Yes. Yeah, like, like, like, I don't need end racism in the fucking end zone. I don't need to worry about if bad. Bunny's going to say something about ice or wear a dress. I'm just trying to watch a fucking game and eat this buffalo chicken dip. I think the biggest thing that Americans feel is that they are not represented by the power structure. So let me just address the amount of shit I got for my last episode. But you've had bad takes. Yeah. I think that's your worst take. It wasn't a bad take.

Because here's my take. Here's my take. This is what embarrasses me when people are trying to out-hate a pedophile. You don't hate a pedophile more than I do, okay? Nobody does. Nobody's making excuses for that scumbag's behavior. Scumbag. Let me say it if it's not going to. Jeffrey Epstein's a scumbag.

Should have been in jail forever in 2008. Nobody disagrees with that. If you do disagree with that, you got problems. If you were Steve Bann and you were going to do a documentary to revive his name after you knew about it, you got, you're a scumbag. Well, hey, B, you know who directed most of that stuff? Who? boy Woody Allen.

He directed what? A documentary on Epstein. Look that up. Look that up. Oh, no. I thought it was Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon did, and Woody Allen and him are so close. Yeah.

And he was giving him notes on what to say. If you knew that he was, then you're a scumbach. Part of the issue is you showing any sort of sympathy for Woody Allen or Epstein. That's the issue. If Woody Allen knew that Epstein, his friend, was a convicted child. No, he didn't direct a documentary. he gave him on interviews what to say how his exact words not to look like such a monster he said that or was that steve bannon no no that's that's woody woodie woodie allen is he did not produce a documentary about him

so we got to make sure here bob because you know uh all i'm positive okay so bottom line is this go to listen what are you on google here's what i get out of google hold on hold on go to coffee zila let me just say this so we're going to move on from this listen if you if anybody was was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and they knew what he was guilty of. Okay? You're a scumbag. This is part of the issue. They all fucking knew, dude.

So if they knew, then they're smart and powerful people in the world. Yeah. Are not just like, what? I had no clue. They didn't get to those positions and just like, oh, Epstein's, I had no clue. So all of them now are saying, we have no clue. So let me reiterate. Yes, buddy.

So Epstein's a scumbag. Correct. Anybody that covered for him in 2008 and the real. story is who the fuck was able to tell the FBI to back off when a guy was dead to rights in 2008? Why are we not hearing about that? Who did it? Who had influence over the FBI? I want to know that because those are the people that knowingly covered for a scumbag and a monster. That's the first thing. And then here's the second thing. Anybody that knew about him and was friends with him or was going to do a documentary with him or had business with him is also a scumbag.

We got three more, three million more files to drop. Nobody out there hates, you don't out hate that what bothers me is like, I hate pedophiles. I hate him more. I hate him more. Shut the fuck up, okay, with the virtue signaling. Yes, it's not hard to hate a scumbag like that. And what I think that the reason emotions are so high is because people feel like

there's still being there's still a cover up for the most powerful people and they have no say in it that's what's really going on well the the issue is in america and there's so many powerful americans that are associated with epstein FBI saying we can't do anything we can't look into anything in other parts of the world people have been convicted they've lost their jobs only in america the powerful people all of them have all of them only in america we're like sorry there's nothing here well you look into all these shit there's a ton of of shit there. You know what Elon Musk said?

Have you seen, have you seen those emails? Yeah, he said, he basically said if you, no, no, no, no. He wanted to go to the party, the wild part. The exact words were,

let me know the wildest party. And then his brother was actually in the parties and the code name was supposed to be pussy chaos or something like that. Yeah. Okay, but hold on, I have a question. So with Elon Musk,

I don't think Elon Musk is into little kids or into, yeah, what I'm saying is that I think with Elon Musk, Musk and his girl, I think he was like, hey, let's go to an origin. Yeah. There are a lot of people in these emails that clearly were like, you got a bunch of Russian girls and I can go out on an island. That's a, that's a separate thing, okay?

That's a separate thing. You want to be a freak and get your freak on or whatever. You want to talk about a royal peace trip, Peter Atia. Yeah, well, I don't know that relationship. You got to look more into it, B, and you would be so much more upset. But I have to look, but that's the issue. I don't need to look into it. You do, though.

No, no, because because. You do if you're. takes him be they didn't know no no my take is this if if you knew about that god all of them did then you're a scumbag then all this people were mentioned are scumbags they all knew how do you how do you know how do you know there's emails in the in the that's why you got to look into it yeah in the three million fucking emails i don't have time to look into three million but yeah but then then don't comment on and say well they didn't know what i'm saying what that's what i'm saying about the whole thing is i'm trying to help you out yeah yeah what you looked into it you'd be like what

the fuck. Peter Attila, his son is rushed to the hospital with some heart failure thing. He misses it because he's hanging out with Epstein. You're talking about some, and then you're not talking about one or two emails. You're talking about a ton of emails, sending back and forth pictures, also of women, trafficked women, all sorts of random shit, dude. Yeah, well, I haven't looked into any of that stuff. What I'm saying is this. It's very simple. if whoever covered for that guy in 2008 that's what we need to find out you want to find the people that really knew they were covering for a scumbag and he was out of jail for the next uh was it what what was it uh nine years or something 10 years 13 years whoever did that is guilty

it needs to fucking hang okay but it's it's not one person it's it's all all the powerful people they're all into this all they're all in there's so they're showing many ties right and they're all helping each other out so nobody gets in trouble there's nothing to see here empire of evil and but the problem is the empire of evil and the most powerful people the other issue you have is some of it is just you know rich dudes scumbags you get the rocks off then a big part of it is child sex trafficking so so anytime there's like well they didn't know or well yeah but nobody here nobody here uh like when i shot my first deer, okay? He said, that's a good shot. He said, have you shot before? And I said, no, but I've been

killing pedophiles in my mind with a high-powered rifle since I was, as long as I can remember. So don't, don't, my problem is, we all, we all know that anybody who has sex with underage kids is a fucking scumbag and should go away forever, right? That's this guy, right? That's this guy. Who? It's Epstein. I'm very aware of that. I've never said, anything other than he's a scumbag. And that's the only take. There's no, that's what they did back in the day.

I agree with you. The only take is, the only take. Yes. I agree. It's the only take. That's it. That's right.

There's no wiggle room. And anybody who knew about his complicity. Which they all did. Now, hold on. What I'm saying also is there are a lot of people in those emails that thought Jeffrey Epstein had the best parties. I don't think Elon Musk knew. I don't think he knew that Jeffrey Epstein was.

into, and I don't think when he said, let's go to the island and have a party, I think it sounds like he wanted to get his rock, his freak on. There's an email between Bannon, Woody Allen. Now that's, no, listen to this. Bannon, Woody Allen and Epstein, and they go, should we all go to lunch or that too many pedophiles in one room? Wow. Yeah.

Well, that's, again, one of the good things about these emails coming out is that nobody can hide. So it's a good thing. All they do is deny, deny, and then there's going to be no prosecution. So then you do. Well, there's no prosecution. But you're done. If Steve Bannon is guilty of actually saying to Epstein, let's do a documentary to revive your name. Like, buddy, that's, that is the worst thing I can. I mean, the FBI has those files. We're not, no one's making this up. Those are factual documents. Well, then, then, then, that they try to redact the names. This is how dumb the FBI is. in some of the files, the names are redacted, and then the same exact files that they release, too,

they're not redacted. So you can easily find out the name and email. Then you're a scumbag. Oh, yeah. Scumbag. That's not. That's shouldn't, I shouldn't have to say, if people didn't get what I was saying,

then maybe that's on me because I was all over the place. And I'm, you know, I don't want you getting hate. I knew it was going to be an issue. I didn't feel good about it. Because obviously you don't fucking suck. with Epstein. That's wild. The issues you were showing just a little like you know what I'm you know, you're almost, I hate hypocrisy. Yeah. And I hate, I hate a car. I hate when people are like, you know, all of a sudden, like, first of all, I hate when people are surprised. And second of all,

what bothers me is like this, it becomes this giant, a bunch of people who are jumping on to say, to say, uh, it's like, it's like, um, I hate pedophiles. I hate them more. I hate them more. like that shouldn't be that shouldn't be what your platform is obviously so i think the issue with this is like there's and to give you some leeway here to it's like there's so many conspiracies right and you're not a big conspiracy guy especially with your history and your knowledge of american history stuff so you're not huge in conspiracy so who always question everything and so i understand that yeah but this might be a conspiracy when it comes with that thing this might be a conspiracy i talked i talked to tripley i talked to the great sam tritle yeah tribley's

the best. But I'm just saying when it comes to this, yeah, there is no wiggle room. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's not like, oh, I'm sure people are setting them up. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not making an excuse me. I'm not saying, but that's, but that's why people are so upset. When it comes to this, yeah, there's no wiggle room. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like you're talking about the dark stuff, the dark trafficking young children, Pizza Gate, which is shown even more signs of now, is George W. Bush eating kids on a boat? That's probably pretty outlandish. Yeah. But some of that stuff, there's no. wiggle room.

Yeah, but no one should have, no one should have, I got children, no one should have wiggle room for pedophilia, okay? You know, that obviously. You know I made it worse, I think too, is when the Woody Allen stuff.

Yeah. Well, because it was, I didn't look in, I didn't look into that. It's like Billy Elish saying, you know, stolen land. It's like, fucking look into it, lady. Yeah.

And with you, you're too, you don't give the benefit of doubt that Billy Elish does. Right. You're smart. I still, you're educated. So when it comes to Woody Allen, blah, blah. So the Woody, the Woody.

The Woody. The Woody. The Woody. The word. And then, and then kind of play down. If you guys look up, there's this thing Alistair Boswick did on Woody Allen,

where I found out that, that Alan Dershowitz and Mia Farrow said to Woody Allen, we'll keep our mouth shut if you give us $20 million. Maybe it was $10 million. And he said no. And to me, I go, hold on, hold on. There's no amount of money ever that you could pay me to get a pedophile

off. If you really believed he did. that, then there's no amount of money that a mother would ask for. All you'd want is that motherfucker in jail forever, you know? And that, so I have a zero tolerance. I have a zero tolerance policy. But now that the guy, not the Hill to die. Well, so but that, but, especially when we're talking about him. Right. So now, now you don't die on that hill in other words. Yeah. Like, it's literally, you're, batting. Yeah. I agree. I agree. I should have looked more into it. I should have looked more into it. Because if you're, if you're part of that and you were friends with that guy and you knew what he was

doing, then, then you're guilty. The exact words in the email was we need to figure out how to show you're not this, such a monster. Jesus. Like helping him with this. Well, there's so many, you know what?

There's so many emails on PR. Then Mia Coppa, Mia Coppa, I fucked up. Yeah, there's so many people like Rich Bannon. Yeah, then I fucked up.

If I was defending, Woody Allen, if I was defending Woody Allen or anybody without looking into it, I fucked up. The PR firms trying to kind of get together a way to go to the public being like, he's not that bad of a guy. What PR firm would? would do that. That's the other thing. To me, to me, to me, and I apologize if I was defending, I shouldn't have been, I shouldn't

have brought Woody Allen to it. I should have looked into it more. And now that you're telling me that, then scumbag. And that's on me. That's on me. So me, Akalpa. And I think any PR firm, I think any lawyer that was willing to cover for a guy like that is a scumbag. They should be exposed to. To me, that's, the story is, you know, looking into the people that actually knew what he was guilty of and helped cover that shit up. And I will say this, everybody who's a conspiracy theorist, were right. I understand. 99% of the time. Well, I understand that there's, there are some very powerful entities that were able to literally, literally get the FBI to tell

and the press to back off. To back off. Like now I understand where people like Sam, Triple you're coming from where it's like, wait a minute, who are those people? Yeah. And where are they? And we still aren't hearing about them. They're still like, look over here. Nothing's going to happen. Nothing's going to happen.

You know what I'm saying? And the public's going crazy, being like, hold on, there's Nate, you guys should look into this. And they're going, there's nothing to see here. And I think Americans are going like this. They're going, not this time. But a lot of Americans. There's not much we can do.

There's not much as American citizens. There's not much. All right. Well, there is a lot you can do because you can do. because you can just keep, you can hold your elected representatives accountable, which is what they're doing. They brought a lot of people,

I didn't even realize, a lot of these, because I didn't follow it that much. I'm thinking about the economy, but there are a lot of people that went, we are bringing Trump in to expose the dirt under the roof, right? I never really, I just, maybe because I'm a sod.

Yeah, it's some dark shit, it'll bum me out. It'll bum me out. Yeah, and when you look into it, it's sad too because but I think I think everything they hired a guy they paid him I think six thousand dollars a month to procure girls so he would travel all around just for Epstein and these other is this a guy who hung himself uh he's one of them but there's another guy who's still alive but he would travel all over the world to procure girls for Epstein and all

these uh high profile people a pimp basically but it's sad because he would take pictures of him picture him naked and then send to Jeffrey Epstein and then And they were like, he was like, yeah. Not just to Jeff Repstein. Well, no. Well, there's a whole. No, hold on. And then so he would say basically like, yeah, she, her number one and it's sad too because

they're like 16, 17, 18. And it'd be like, and even younger. And it would be like, yeah, her, her dream in life has come to America and become a model. And they put it model in quotes and like laugh about it. So they'd find these poor people in the favelas in the UK all over. Like, yeah, we'll make your American dream come true. And then they traffic them over. Is anybody surprised by that?

They take your passport or you just get there and you're like an 18, 17, whatever you are, and you're there and you're like, what? I'm on an island now. And what's, is that the ex-president? And, you know, it's dark. When you see it in writing, like, holy, for, imagine that somebody's daughter, dude. And her dream. It's been going on.

It's, it is called, well, that's what, that's what sex trafficking is. And it's still going on. It's still going on. Of course. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. But when you see these powerful people,

politicians and these famous people, you're like, what the fuck are you guys doing, man? What is going on? They're, what the fuck is going on? They're nerds who want to get laid and get the free cops. But that's a cop out.

Because these nerds who want to get laid, you can get laid in America. You don't have to fucking sex traffic some underage girl. There's other ways to fucking do it, if you're rich, if you're, yeah, if you're as rich as someone like Bill Gates,

you'd, I don't know, you'd think you'd, it's, I don't know. I don't even know what to say about it. It's, well, you know what, though, the part of what's good about all of this stuff,

and now I'm into seeing what the next three million files have to say, it's just going to, it's, it's the great reckoning. And maybe something will change now, at least in this country. What? Because the most powerful people,

I'll tell you what, this is the first time that the most powerful people in the world realize they can't hide. Like, no matter what, eventually it's going to come out, right? Like, there is something to be said about that. It might usher in a new conservative era. But if the FBI is not going to prosecute, okay.

I think they'll have to prosecute if there's evidence. You know, I think they'll have to. Now, you know, that's a whole, that's a whole different thing. A whole different game. Right? There's a burden of proof on prosecution. It's a very different thing. But by the way, by the way, by the way,

but your reputation is ruined. Yeah, but all these people are set. It's not like they're entertaining. I don't know if they're that set. You're set, but can you imagine being Bill Gates, as rich as he is? Where are you going to go? Where people just look at you and go, oh, hmm. I just dive into my money.

Like Scrooge McDuck? That guy's set, dude. I don't think that's... It's not going to affect the stocks. I don't think people are... I don't think people operate that way. I really don't. I think part of your self-worth is your social network, how you're received, you know, your legacy.

You know what I'm saying? Even Bill Gates' wife was like, he needs to come out and be honest about what happened to Epstein's Island. Dude, when I saw his wife talking, I was, I know. When I saw his wife talking, I was like, well. He's always been a piece of shit, though. Always, always, always. Bad guy.

Yeah. So my bad, my bad, I should have looked into it more. Yeah, bad. And I'm afraid to look into it more because it's depressing. We just have to look into it if we're going to talk about it. That's the only thing, because then you're going to give bad takes. Yeah, better to shut the fuck up. And also stick to comedy.

Yeah. You know? All right. Yeah, I keep breaking my own rule because I don't want to see people or comics give too much of a strong opinion on things. If it's a funny take, fire away. But yeah, I don't want to hear you or me talk about, there's much smarter. I mean, it depends. If it's your current event, but as far as like a strong take, yeah, you know, there's smarter minds out there.

You know what the fuck they're talking about. It's just not what we do. Yeah. But how about that, you know, I love all that fucking crime and murder docks. How about it? Guthrie, is that her name? Yeah. Was she from the Today Show?

Yeah. Have you been following it? Oh, yeah. See, I haven't been following it very closely, but you get deep. Oh, I love the 24-hour. So they, do they have a suspect? I love the 24-7 covered. They just got the suspect.

It's the son-in-law. So his house right now is sealed off as police move in. So it's her, so it's, who's son-law? It's her daughter's husband. Her daughter's husband? Yes. So he's married to Annie Guthrie, the daughter of Nancy Guthrie, the daughter of Nancy Guthrie. and sister of today's co-host anchor Savannah.

He's married to Andy Guthr, the daughter of Nancy Guthrie and sister. Now, hold on, let me figure this out. Married to Annie Guthrie, the daughter, okay, right, right? Yeah, it's her daughter's husband. Wow. So, but to be fair, the people that have been falling this, which like I have, from day one, they thought it was this guy. Dude, he's a 50-year-old teacher and poet who lives in Arizona.

He's a poet. Like, your husband's a poet teacher. You don't think he's going to be a major. This is the thing about, oh my God. But he's done pretty fucking well with it. How long? She's been gone. How many days?

Here's, here where it gets a little sad is they found her blood at her house. So, and she's what, 85 or 86? Yeah. Why is 85, 86 year old bleeding? That, that's usually, you know, crime buff. That's usually a bad sign. It is. 85, 86 and they're bleeding.

And then she had like heart medication and, you know, her Apple Watch would like, you know, detects all that stuff. that got shut off. So that's not. Those are bad signs if you're hoping for a happy ending. What an evil fuck. In my experience.

But then also, he's like, if you pay me, I'm just assuming it's him, if you wire me crypto, I think you wire crypto, but if you send $6 million in crypto by, I think, Monday today,

you know, I won't kill her. So, uh, here's my, here's the problem with that. Nancy agreed to pay it. Yeah, here's the problem with that. She's seen his face.

So he's going to kill her anyway. Right. Who knows? What does this guy think? No, no, New York. Who knows? He could have kidnapped him with a mask on. Can you imagine you're married to your husband?

But I would assume if he did this and with the crypto scheme of it all where you can't detect him. He's not dumb enough to just, and she knows him to take her from her house at two in the, in the fucking morning and not have a mask on. Because he knows. Go back to that. Go back for a second. What is this picture that I just saw? What is that? He's not wearing a mask this dumb.

Buddy, that's him leaving his house. That's not the night of the fucking. Oh, okay. Who's the woman? That's not his. Okay, that's not. So that's his wife who's her daughter, bud. Dude.

He couldn't look at a guilty. I mean, look at that beard. I think, blah, blah, blah. He looks, to that picture he looks dark, right? Like, he looks like dark energy. That's an Italian, that's an Italian assassin right there. That guy's fucking, like, you know what I mean? In a movie, that's who you would have is the hit man or something?

Are you sure he's Italian? Well, that's an Italian name. Yeah, that's a Italian name. Yeah, that's pretty. Italian. Yeah, that's a very Italian name. Like, I don't know. But if the, if the FBI at your house and they seized all your properties, they, they, they got something. Oh, buddy, there's something headed down that way. Right. So, that's so weird, man. Isn't it crazy? That's such a weird thing to do. The whole thing's, and then so now what is he, is he, uh, in custody? Uh, I don't know. Let me, let me see this guy.

It's just, the, that it's so crazy. You never know. you never know who the evil fucker is in your in your midst look at i know i do no no no no that guy he he does he looks like the villain in every bad guy if the cops are like who do you think did i'm like that guy how do you know look at him yeah but we have no evidence i don't need look at him yeah yeah sir look at him yes sir he's got a he's got satan's beard he looks like a druid he looks like a guy who just mixes potions. Yeah, she's 84. It's not good.

Ask for $6 million. Here's the other thing, dumbass. So when you get wired to $6 million, and let's say you give the mom back, but you head your identity, you don't think when you buy a vacation home in the Bahamas, it's going to give it away?

You don't think when you pull up in a new fucking 68 Chevel fully restored, it's going to give some things away, Bubba? Yeah. Or you have no more stress? He's from middle. He's from literally, dude just popped up in America, 2006,

I'm suddenly married to Annie Guthrie. Huh. Wow. Hmm. Bandmate. He's got, he's in a band. Walter Convoy, they play in a band called Early Black.

Hey, he did it. I've seen enough. He did it. You're not a very good cop, sir. You've got to, we got to get some out of us. Oh, no, I'm the best. I'm the best.

This is first 40s. I solved it in 15 times. Man, but you never. You did it. Isn't there, isn't, when you have, when you're married to a social, path. Wouldn't you pick up on stuff like somebody who's willing to do that? She probably didn't know. She probably didn't know. He might be really good at it. Yeah, man.

Just all things fascinating. And then I went down the rabbit hole too where it was a is the, is the lady who's on Good Morning America? She in on it? That's what I was. Is it a Jesse Smollett? Because, because even her, her plea and say, we'll pay the money. bro it was spot on to the exact same plea from the movie uh silence with the lambs yeah same language everything so there there's definitely some fucking fuckery going on yeah i don't know it's so of the lambs by the way what i call it silence with the lambs silence with the lambs silence with the lamb yeah there's definitely some fuckery going on oh and they're going to find out soon i bet we I bet this case is solved by tomorrow. They probably know it, but they just have to do that.

They do and they'll release it. They always look for the person closest, right? I've talked to homicide. Families first. Yeah, I've talked to homicide detectives and they're always like, oh, family's always first. Yeah, you're always going to, you're always going to look at the number one, especially this is so random.

The 86 year old woman or 84 living by herself. Yeah. The mom of a famous today host, like buddy. And she's not famous. She's not on Instagram and someone just goes in kidnapped. Oh, it's inside job. Even when a, God forbid, a child is taken. It's your neighbor.

It's somebody that knows that child. It's like somebody you've known for a long time that's close to your family. It's unbelievable. Like, you don't know where evil, like evil just sits and it can put on a mask. Hopefully it ain't kill her. You know, hopefully it ain't killer. But the blood at the scene, never a good sign. For an 84-year-old, why is their blood?

And the medications, too, they said that she's on, like, you know, medications that she needs to survive, literally, literally to survive. And it's been like 10 days now? Yeah. probably over a week. It's wild, dude. The whole thing's fucking wild. To be a really good cop, like those guys,

they have to think like those people. They also can't have, like I'd be a terrible cop because you can't have bias. Well, no, because also you have to be able to think like a monster. Guys,

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quince dot com slash fighter sorry man just dealing with some stuff what happened buddy I'm glad you asked. So I let Chin borrow my Jeep, right? Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. I remember you let them borrow your Jeep because it's snow. The snow, right?

And it has the big 40-inch tires on it. He's got a little bit of snow. Sure. Now the thing about my cars and trucks is they're just not your normal cars and trucks, right? I mod them out. They're particular vehicles. Yeah. So on that Jeep, I probably should give Chin a heads up, but on that Jeep, it burns through

oil has the high-ram intake manifold on it, has a bunch of engine work done on it on the 392. So you got to make sure the oil levels are all good. I would never have thought of that. Yeah, right? You got to make sure they're all good, right? And the oil levels, you change every 5,000 miles. You should probably do it sooner than that if you give a flying fuck by your car, but sure, I guess for... 3,000.

3,000 is the normal, yeah. Okay. 3,000. Nowadays they have... I would do for what I do about every 1,500 because I like my stuff. Okay, so you like... longevity and there's a lot of horsepower. Yeah. So I let Chin borrow it, right? Right? Yeah. I don't know. Chin had it four or five days.

Yeah. But sitting in the garage. Yeah, sure. Sitting in the garage. So I text Chin because my kids' baseball stuff is in the back of the Jeep. I go, you know what? I'm going to pick it up tomorrow. He goes, cool. I'm going to fill it up. Yeah. So chin fills up with 93 gas, which is I appreciate you. The highest you and the best, man. Thank you. So I pick it up, right? My girl drops me off. I'm going down the road. It's going, and there's smoke. I'm like, uh, so I call Chin. I go, hey man, when you were driving the Jeep, was there any issue? He goes, not really.

I just drove around town, but when I stepped on the gas, they acted a little funky. I'm like, right, right. Do you check the oil? He's like, no, why would it check the oil? You didn't ask if I checked the oil. So the check engine lights on. No, there was no lights on. There is.

It came to you with a check engine light on. Now, I'm not blaming Chin for this, but because it is what it is. as as no Brian let me let me let me let me let me let me let me what happened so there was no oil in the engine so the engine blew Bubba oh that's now now when I when I say blue blue the cylinders the heads the lifters all came on down it's total totaled the engine the engine with it had 4,000 miles it's 3902 hemi v8 so the engine Was there... Not chin's fault?

No, but you still feel a certain way. Well, you didn't put oil in it before you gave it to them? No. But I always put oil in it. Yeah. And I forgot to mention the chin. Yeah, that's a tough one. Yeah, because I wouldn't have thought...

If it blew the engine. When I borrow a car, I never think about the oil. You know what? My thing is, I didn't, I forgot, like, I thought Chin was going to use it for a day, so I was like, I'll get it back tomorrow. When was the last time you... It burns through oil very quickly? Yeah.

time. Damn. Yeah. So let's see. I drove it to working back two times and it's just sitting in. And Brendan even asked me like, how can you be in the Jeep? I'm like, I don't want to drive it. Yeah.

Just take my car. The snow's melted. Yeah, well, that's what happens when you don't oil your engine. It's both. That's such a problem. So that's a. But when he says blowing, it's like, your car wouldn't move really if it's blown. No, it can.

No, it can. Okay. When I was driving, I just remember thinking like the first day was fine. Second day, I was like, I remember like when I hit the gas. it went, but then it was fine. I don't drive fast, right? Yeah. So then I'm just driving regularly, and it was perfectly fine.

So then when Brendan called me, I was like, he goes, he goes, did you feel something weird? I'm like, yeah, like twice. Like, when I, you know, hit the gas. That's how I would be. I'd be like, I'd be like, uh-uh. When I hit the gas, it was, it did this weird thing, and it didn't feel like this was shifting.

Well, it's a modified engine, so you figure maybe it's just kind of being uppity. I don't know. Yeah, so. You've heard the engine. So now what, what is the damage? I got to replace the engine. That's just sucks. That's horrible.

What's that going to cost? I got friends in high places. So I'll figure it out. I'll get a better engine in there. Wow. It's on a truck bed. They're literally picking up right now. As Scott Cole Willicks says.

Good. Good. But yeah, I'll put a badass engine there. I'll put like a 426 Heming Twin Turbo or something. Wow. It'd be cool. All right. I would say for someone to find out that,

it's best that I had in my hands just sitting in a garage rather than like trying to drive somewhere. I remember I brought Len Lex my car, and he's a little blind. So he had lazy sense, but Brian was in Lex, you know, a long time manager's been with like 20 years. He was legally blind in his left eye. The horrible driver had to say, he can't see. Brian goes, like Lex came in town, he goes, dude, just take my car. I look at Brian and go, buddy, he can't really see. I wouldn't do that.

I was like, yeah, it's not a big deal. Lex hit a dude on a motorcycle and destroyed your car, literally within five minutes of driving. He was so upset about it. And I was like, I don't get it. of a shit, dude. It's my car. It wasn't too bad and the guy in the motorcycle was all right, but he literally was like, kunk. Yeah, I felt bad for Lex because he was so upset about telling me. And I was like, dude, you know, it is what it is. Dude, Lex got really sick. He's just getting out of the hospital. What? Hospital. So he was in New York with me and he's like,

yeah, I don't feel good. I ate these oysters. I think they were bad. I'm like, all right, goes to the fights and it was like, man, I'm getting worse. I don't feel good. My feet was like 103. He's a Marine, so he fucking powers through it. Yeah, tough guy. Next day, he goes, yeah, man, I went to go work out. I think I strained my pack. I go on your left side? Like where your heart tight? He's like, yeah, I'm like, have you ever strained your pack?

He's like, no, but I think it's just tight. I'm like on your left side legs. He's like, yep, sure enough. Calls me, goes, dude, I think I'm having a hard time. I'm going to the emergency room right now. So you didn't have a heart attack to try to figure out to run all these tests. He's doing a little better.

Fever's still high, but yeah. It was maybe from the oysters or? No, oysters had nothing to do it. Oh, okay. He doesn't know. Yeah. Well, you know. Yeah.

He's a big boy, too. He felt like a bulldog. Yeah. He's healthy, but he just. The old heart, the old ticker. Dude, and so he was scared, you know, you have kids too. So whenever your health is at risk,

you're like, oh my God, is this it? So he has two daughters who are badass. His one daughter's a wrestler. She's like the best in Florida. Like last year, I think she finished second. And she's a sophomore. He's such a, he's in my, again, one of my favorite people.

Great dad. So he didn't know if he, you know, he thought he was on death doorstep, but even sick, He goes, it's the regional tournament. He goes to the regional tournament. His daughter pins the girl, runs up in the stands. He goes, Daddy, that's for you.

How dope is that? Wow. Yeah. That's incredible. Fever's still high. So he's out of the hospital though? He's at home, but he's still not, he's still, you know. Well, he may have had some kind of a virus or something.

I don't know. Yeah, he's on antibiotics. Do you like my medical breakdown? Yeah. Could I have had a virus. This is how I do it. Sounds like his immune system was down. I got a headache.

Did you drink water? I just, I just, I just. Vitamin C? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get right into it there. Mayor Grandma's like drink orange juice. You old bitch, that ain't going to do anything. Orange juice. Orange juice.

Orange juice. Chicken soup. Spryte. Chicken soup kind of helps maybe. Not really. If you have a cold, we'll see you in a week. Yeah, no, there's nothing you do. You got a cold.

I've never had a cold where I did anything where I wasn't sick for a week. I'll get IV with a bunch of vitamins in it. And for like 30 minutes, I'm like, I'm 100%. And then the cold's like, nah, bitch. I was just fighting this fight. That's right. that was like COVID my first time I got it I was sick for 19 days and I just kept me and like I got this I'm gonna do some dead lift I'm gonna do a hike all right what else you got you

I mean when we had COVID me and Brian would check up in me constantly like how do you feel today I'm like do my remember it was the weirdest feeling too there's a headache that was going like it go from my legs my back to my neck to my head it's weird it's like COVID only affected bitches no older older you didn't affect me dude you were young the older you were wasn't that young no but the The older you were, like it was the, I guess the more severe it was. Yeah, that makes sense, yeah, because it killed old people. I've had worse allergy attacks. That shit wasn't.

I got so bad. I was coughing so hard that I did call my friends of the doctor. You were coughing so hard. I remember I was worried about you too. You seemed like you were really, really bad. I had to call him a doctor and he goes, can you count to 20? You know, I did. He goes, you're fine.

Interesting. Thanks, Doc. Literally, he goes, can you? Because he was in the front lines. He was there with all people getting intubated and dying. It was kind of crazy. What else you got, Jen? Oh, yeah, so what do you thought

on Andrew Schultz's post about the Super Bowl? I'm sure Brian, I agree with this. I do agree. I agree. I look, I mean, again, it's Latin culture is a part of America. You know, just because it was in, you know, just because it was in Spanish doesn't mean it was against America. It's part of the expression, part of the experience in the United States.

And he was good. I thought it was good. I thought it was a good, fun. It was probably the best halftime show I'd seen in terms of visual stuff. Like, I'm not into the music, but the visual was better. I'd rather you defend fucking Woody Allen again. I thought it was a fucking terrible half-time show. And remember, my family loves bad bunny.

They fucking root for this guy. They love him. He didn't do any of his hits. For Schultz say, impossible tasks, execute effortily, impossible. You know how many fucking resources have? It's still hard. It's not that fucking hard. Yeah, it is.

It's literally their job. They have endless resources. It's just hard. There was so many better performance than that. That's not top 10. I thought it was good. Visually, I thought it was really good.

Give me your top five favorite performances. I thought Prince was awesome. Amazing. Yeah. Hey, not even closer. I don't think anything else was very, like Prince really got me.

Bruno Mars was fucking awesome. Bruno Mars was amazing. But everything else I never thought was that good. It was just all too chaotic. It's like dancing. And everybody's trying to do something. And everybody's trying to fight for the. the camera and at least with this it felt like a party and you know what it felt like i'm going to be

honest with the bad bunny thing actually it felt it felt it felt very um classy and rather elegant like it like there was the way people were dressed it was very latin that way the two guys grinding on each other on the truck i didn't see that one super classy are you talking about the twerking no i didn't see that part you're talking about and the song and you know what the song's about my all my girls not get at anything but twerking so that's the song so classy what the fuck are you talking about. I like the bar. You're uneducated to get on this.

The guys were in suits and they were going to Oh, so that's classy. And there was like a little salsa going. And the two gay dudes grinding on the fucking old F-100. I came in to be fair halfway through. Yeah, who are you talking about? I came out halfway through.

So you have this take on how it's amazing. Two guys were right. Yes. Look it up. Oh, this was the greatest super old. What the fuck are you watching? This was so fucking weak. I came in halfway through.

This shit was so weak. And even for people that love bad bunny, like, oh, fuck, it wasn't even his best songs. Really? Yeah, I don't know.

Again, I don't really have a very strong opinion on this, but, and were there a lot of celebs in there? Ricky Martin. Yeah, he was great. God, he looks good,

he looks great. He just fighting. He looks great. There was all the stuff he was going to come out in a, in a, draft, yeah.

UFC won't have that. I'm sorry, NFL won't put up with that. But where are the guys grinding? they're on there him forbid chin should find it he's going to I mean we're going to do a 13 minute thing yeah but there's

I can I'll find it find it because I typed in guys grinding on the show half time show I mean this didn't this was fine I mean this was this was they were dressed pretty well it wasn't bad

it just wasn't good compared to other half time shows I thought it was good I thought comparatively it was pretty good it's hard to get this going I thought all this dancing and stuff was great and I didn't think it was vulgar.

There. Oh shit. That was a little quick one though, Baba. Go back. Yeah. Yeah, super classy though. That was a little bit. Yeah.

Now you want to go back. By the way, that was exactly half a second, right? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Had to throw that in there. I just don't think that should be part of the half done. And then there's Gaga. You're, uh,

I like Lady Gaga. Yeah, she was great. See, a lot of it was classy. This was classy to me. Look at the way they get. They're dressed. The dancing was like really good. It was like salsa-ish.

This, even this, this is like West Side Story stuff. This is very, this is, this is classy to me. It really is. Dressed well. It's very Latin, and I love that about Latin culture. Like you dress well, you dance, salsa's beautiful to watch. It's like a traditional thing. The Latin people are conservative.

They're very traditional. This is, this was really cool. I think it's hard to pull off this stuff. I don't. People have done it numerous times over and over. It's not easy, man. On limit is a lot of rehearsals. It's their job.

It doesn't matter. It's a lot of rehearsal. It's a lot to get perfect. He tours 300 times a year. He's great. He will suck the skin. Dude, what a stud, though. Could he look any better?

How old is Ricky Martin? He's gonna get on what he's on. He's 50 for sure. He's probably 55. 54 years old. Do you want to talk out the lag? You don't look better. Dude, when he came out and said he was gay,

they were devastated. Of course. I've known he was gay for her. 25 years. But yes. That was one of the... He kept that a very well-kept secret in Hollywood. They did.

Because he didn't come off as that way. Yep. Shultz is off on this. If you didn't like it, you're hating. I agree. My wife loves bad bunnies. She was like, that shit was weak. I thought I'm with him.

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Yeah, they just love the sound of it. I do too. Yeah. I like that kind of music a lot, but that's the other thing. I like it. Even though I don't understand it, I love that kind of Spanish kind of salsa beat. And I like Spanish culture. What's this?

Hold on. This is Max Crosby sparring Sean Strickland. But this is great. But hold on, but the bit's not him sparring Strickland. It's Dana White says NFL player. Max Crosby has the potential to win a U.S. Heavyweight title. Oh, well, that's the takeaway.

Not him sparring fucking Strickland. We don't care about that. He does pretty well, though, yeah? A hell of an athlete, but it's a very different thing. I started doing boxing every week. We do like an hour and a half on my off days. Yeah. I've always been a huge fan.

I've always wanted to fight. Like, I grew up fighting. So, like, I always was interested in it. So I started boxing and it's just been a part of my, you know, training. So be your other for? We'll see. You can even know. I kind of talked to him about this, like, a little bit when he was at the UFC about, like,

because he's, you know, I was like, is that something, he goes, yeah, I think about it all the time, but it's a different thing. He's not going to do it. It's also a different thing. But Dana's right. So here's the caveat. So Dana Wright says NFL player Max Crosby has the potential to win a UFC heavyweight title. If he decided not to play football and dedicate his life to MMA at the age of even 21, he could do it.

Sure. He's more athletic than any heavyweight that's ever fought in the UFC. Correct. So if he decided to hone his skills and dedicate his life to. Dana's right. Now, if Dana's saying currently, I mean, the heavyweight division is in fucking shambles. But still.

But still, it's not happening. He's not. It also takes a different kind of athlete that wants to go through the training of MMA and compete. So it's fun for him to spar whatever an hour in his off season. When he got to do it Monday through Saturday, it's just a different animal. But as far as athletically, if he doesn't mind getting punched in the face

and doing the wrestling and the jit-to, because I don't know if he's in the grappling aspect. That's a big aspect. It's a grind. I also think you and I know, like if he were, if he were up against Cyril Gahn, who's a high level striker, it'd be a long day for him right now. I mean, to try to catch up to that. No, shit. No, we're not, but no one's saying that.

No, but if, if he decided instead of pursuing football, you're saying right now? No, right now is a stupid. That's not, that's not a top. I'm just responding to what Dana White said. See, Dana's, I don't think Dan is saying right now. There's no way. He said Dana White says NFL player Max Crossley has a potential. Has the potential.

And I assume it means. If he decided to fight instead of playing football, he did heavy-achian. No, it sounds like he's saying if he did it right now. This is what is implied. Dan doesn't mean that. I'm taking that from that. No, no, no. You're talking about the owner of the UFC.

He's not going to say some guy could fucking be heavyweight champion. Let me see a little bit more of this. Sparring? Because Strickland's just moving around. See if you can find the actual interview, so we have context. Last year. Long. Because there has to be context there.

Because no, obviously right now Not silly But again, if he decided to dedicate his life to it You know what he would do to Sierra Gond? You'd fucking destroy it. You know how much of an athlete he is Than anyone that's fun in the UFC? He runs circles around.

Yeah, he's such a freak. He's a freak and he's a tough fucking dude. Oh my God. And so much bigger than he looks like there. Do you have seen him be in Max Crosby's future? You know, it's funny Hunter Campbell and Dana You know, they're hilarious

And they're fully convinced that by the year 2030 or 2030, I'm going to be the heavyweight champion. I'm that type of person where I'll keep your chin now. I'm going to put a limit on what I do. I live one life, and I definitely have certain things I want to accomplish and things I want to do,

and I'm never going to close the door on an opportunity. So I truly don't know. Body's been through a lot, but if it makes sense at the time, and if it's in my heart and my soul, do me a favor. Look up how much money he's been paid. I'll tell you if he's going to do it.

And I know how much he gets paid. He's literally top two defense players. Also how old? It's Miles Garrett and him are the two fucking superstars. Yeah. I'll tell you if he's going to do it. Go ahead and do that for me. There's not enough money.

How much? So last year he made 30. Oh, boy. Wait, hold on. So he's the highest paid non-corterback in the NFL. Total value. 91 million guaranteed through 2029. Oh my God.

His salary in 2026 is around 30 million. And he's going to get, they're going to trade them. Oh, my Lord. My Lord. Hey guys, he's not going to do it. It's a three-year, $106 million contract. Yeah, so here's the thing. Holy moly.

So imagine this. Hey, Max, can you, listen, we know you're making $30 million a year playing the NFL. When you're basically done, your body's probably damaged. Can you go fight for the heavyweight, pursue the heavyweight title, and we're going to pay you a million bucks? The only reason you do, this is why you don't have athletes. The only reason he'd do it is if he was just wanted to see if he could do it. You're not going to make it. But you're not going to make it.

Because you're going to. Because there's a Russian out there. There's some Russian kid who's like, wait, what? Oh, no. I have to win this fight to feed my family bread and water. And he's been wrestling since he was nine. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's just, there's not enough hours in the day. No. But now, that being said, if he decided, say, five years ago, I'll give him even six years ago to start pursuing an MMA, he would dominate, dominate, dominate. How old is he now? He's not that old either.

He's such a. good football player why would you ever come over to the ufc yeah like super star he's young he's young whoa 28 and freak oh boy freak freak freak you'd be the best athlete to ever enter the octagon if he decided to fight a hundred percent huh not even close he has serbian and albanian heritage yeah he's white serbian serbian serbs are giants i had some serbian in me born in michigan raised in texas he's gonna be he'd be a fucking problem. God. Serves a giant.

He's tough come heavyweight champ when you're making, when you got 100 million in the bank. Yeah. Yeah. Any, 28. Hey, and it's, I would take you all kinds of tasks.

Interesting tats, though, you know? Dude, I would take it more serious if he was like a bubble guy, you know, like a practice player, played one year. When you're top five? Bobo, you know what I always get a kick out of with these super athletes? A lot of them, They're not that muscular.

Like, they don't look that muscular. They look more like, kind of like flatter. You know what I mean? Not all of them. Which ones are not? Him. Him. Yeah, he's not like Jack.

You know what I'm saying? Like, a lot of athletes are not Jack. A lot of them are, though. Hey, Chin, do me a favor. Bring up Miles Garrett, who got NFL MVP. That guy. Have you ever seen Miles Garrett? Bring him up.

Do you ever see JJ Watt or T. Oh, boy. What's he, 285 pounds? Uh, 5% body fat. What is going on? You're not on diet. That's just he woke up like, what is going on? Who, what does he play?

Defense event for the terrible Cleveland Browns. Yeah, the defense player the year twice now. They're just literally, just different. Now, you know, Max Crosby's not far behind him as far as step. Max Crosby's the fucking right behind him. Right behind him. It'd be him number one, Max Crabble is number two. And Max Crosby's a better leader.

I would pick Max Crosby over him. 272 pounds, 6.4. I think he ran a 4 or 5 in the 40? Yeah, there's DJ Metcalf. There's Aaron Donald who's completely ridiculous. There's 4-6-4.

That's so ridiculous. Well, but there's guys like him, J.J. Watt, T.J. Watt. There's frees. Don't get it twisted. And the Bosa Twins. Yeah, don't do that. There's freaks, blah.

Yeah. You'll catch the smooth guy every now and then. Smooth guy. In general, they're fucking freaks, man. yeah are those the watt boys yeah those are those are the wop boys j j wott might be the biggest freak of all time yeah he's like 300 pounds yeah just what else you got jim everybody yeah i'd like to see dana's context on that but i just you're not you don't have a hundred million in the bank and become ufc champ no they just they don't they don't work no who who oh that's uh i mean come on

yeah this is a whole different situation yeah that's jj i don't even realize is that that's fucking ridiculous and jj what is that big and that muscular well my head i mean top three biggest freaks look at look at metcalf look at him

guess you know what trent williams is yes now trant williams look at who the fuck is that right there some high school that's a high school player what bring up trant williams jenn Trent Williams. Oh, let's get this guy.

Ever see. Meet Waltz champ and at six foot 235 pounds. He already looks like an NFL football player. The problem is he might have peaked in high school. That'd be the problem with him. Would you say, Ben? Trent Williams. He's the biggest freak. That's where it's size and athleticism.

He looks huge. Yeah. That is weird to be that big. It's just weird. That's not him, though, is it? who's that i don't know just popped up the other guy now the picture before that he didn't say right i mean he's a big chunk you do but you're talking about a freak man yeah who is that oh it's trent williams that's not trilliams maybe a different that's not the starting left tass the 49ers boys that's a white guy and i'm furious at both you i'm very happy with him though i'm very

happy with his life sure what else you got jinn All right, let's take a look. Yeah. Oh, Dylan Dennis versus Craig Jones. They're expected to face each other for CJA3. Interesting. I wonder if, you know, Dylan falls out a lot of fights. I wonder if that actually goes down.

That'd be fun, though. I'd love to see that. Isn't Craig Jones a lot better? Bigger. That's fucking good, man. Dylan's fucking good. Dylan was Brown Belt World Champion, right? There's a difference, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, he went toe to toe with Gordon Ryan, dude. He did? He did? You got to do your history on him. Oh, wow. Really? Dylan Dennis did? Yeah.

Fuck, man. Dylan's a fucking freak, dude. God. Damn. That's amazing. Yeah, I'm a fucker. Yeah. World class.

He's just been out for a lot. That's why, remember when Bradley Martin was like, I think I could, you know, do fine again, Dylan Dennis. I was like, and you were like, go ahead, try if you were like this. Go do it. Go do it. Oh, yeah. What is this?

This is just a silly one. This is Cardi B. be dancing with the dancing with the robot and then it fell on top of her. She looks good. Yeah, why she touching his wiener? That's a very strange thing to do. I think's probably heavy as fuck too.

That was very awkward. Okay. She's men are always throwing themselves. I mean, including robots. And then TMZ did this and she wrote that. Why? I think she's trolling. Oh.

So I'll delete her. I'll sue immediately. I don't know. This one was pretty wild. This is Dave Portnoy running. People were making fun because it's not very athletic, but did you ever think he was a good athlete? But it looks like he's actually injured.

I've never looked at Dave Portnoy. I've been like, I wonder if that guy probably, that guy's got speed. But did you think he said? Portnoy's got speed. Yeah, never. Say what you will about his pizza critique.

But then someone, yeah, someone was like, man, I knew he was an athletic, but this is atrocious. Let me see this. This is pretty, I mean, it looks like he's injured. Oh. I kid you not. This run was so unusual. I thought he was legitimately injured. It's a research. It doesn't seem to me that he suffered any injury.

It looks like it hurts him to run. It looks like he has nails and thumbtacks in his shoes. It looks like a baby giraffe, fresh-born, and then hyena is like, if they kill you. Yeah, he's not moving his arm. 14 steps. That's how long his race was for. He doesn't know the best of shape either. No. Yeah, I don't know why people are doing shit. Yeah, that's, uh, he did you think he was going to run? smart enough to know not to run too fast because you're going to pull everything i mean if i ran like

that you guys would be talking shit all day right you expect me to run better than this would you not yeah i mean i would expect you i would expect i would expect anyone to run better i port that it's just it looked like it hurt yeah he's not physical no it's not there was a guy i really there was a very famous guy who was a very wealthy and very successful man who i saw try to throw a football and that was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I said, he's American. I said, have you ever done that before? And he said, I really haven't.

How? Exactly. Do you just grow up rich or something? He grew up, no, he grew up just with a very specific interest and wasn't interested in that. Yeah, I don't care. You never, recess, nothing? Unbelievable.

No. Yeah, just physically. Steven Spielberg is that way. Steven Spielberg, I think somebody threw a ball at him and he was like, what the You know, like literally could never caught a football. Have you guys tried to throw a ball with your non-dominant handle it? Yes, like football. To practice that, actually.

I literally used to practice it. Yeah, it looks really, really lame. I wanted to like be ambidextrous. My uncle was amidextrous. He could throw a baseball both sides really well. Nice. And this is a humanoid robot that when they saw it walking, it looked almost exactly like Joe Biden. That would make sense.

As you get older, you get more robotic. Well, Biden's really. sick right now. He's got cancer. So, yeah, he's got bad cancer too. He's had it for a while, though. Yeah, he's got advanced prostate, I think, and now it's in his bones. Yeah, and, you know, we're all going to be there. Yeah, we're all going to be there, but I'm not going to

run for fucking the president. That's the different. That thing's just fucking things up. Today's the day I shoot, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a lot of old people walk like that. And he's he's in, but to be fair, he's in sand, too. Yeah, he's also tall. Yeah, he's, so if he's got prostate cancer, there's a lot going on down there.

Why are they making him walk through the fucking sand too? I don't know. I don't like that. I didn't know he had cancer. That sucks. But that is true. There you go. His arms aren't moving, right? He's guarded so he doesn't fall. Is that Oprah? Yeah, so this is Oprah doing, at 72 years old,

doing. There you go. On those GLPs, looking good. You know what it is, man? Some people also have just a big head. told me she was dead left in me. You know what I'm saying? She's big head, big tits though, so it works. But like, highest weight you can press it out.

Is she just celebrating because she took over all those burning homes in Hawaii or what's going on here? I think she's celebrating because she's buying all the houses in the buff of the PCH? What's going on here? I think what happens in life is you become so wealthy, but you still look a certain way. And it's, she looks good. It's not easy. She has to be 70, dude.

Yeah. She looks great. She looks fantastic. Yeah, she does. I'm just saying that it's. you know, no matter who you are, as rich as you are, you're all good.

You're stuck with your, that's a head on her. Man, but for 70s, she looks good though, for 72. Yeah, she does. Even her, like her actual,

like no wrinkles. No, most 72 years look like shit. I credit Oprah for getting a lot of America to read with her Oprah book club. Yeah. I don't have a problem with Oprah.

Just that conspiracy about the, or is it a conspiracy? I don't know. But yeah. Yeah, that looks good, man. It's 72, man. I'll take that face and hair. That's really good.

Her skin's fantastic. Yeah. Great hits, too. Right. We kind of looked at this sport before. The shit is. I cringe when I see it. I just think it's terrible.

Would you have done this? Oh, fuck. Absolutely not. I'm also too lying the ass. I mean, God, dude. Oh my God. That was heads. That guy's knocked the fuck out, man.

They both are. But that's brain. injury. You see how they're stemming like that with their hand like that? Jesus Christ. For this, that is textbook. I don't know how far the sport's going to go. Somebody's going to... God, they're giants. God, man, these guys are monsters, dude. But that's not... It's not good. You're just, like, you got it, that's, that's classic Samoan, Polynesian monsters. Probably what, 300 pounds at least? Yeah, no thanks.

Huh? They're built for that. Oh, yeah. But you had to hit guys and at least you had pads on, right? Yeah, those are like two juggernauts. I think they're going to be okay. You know, like woodpeckers don't get brain trauma? Polynesians are the same as woodpeckers.

I mean. Like, now those two white people are like, they're so fucked down the road. Polynesians, they're like woodpeckers. They're just different. I found this girl. She's apparently a Border Patrol agent. Have you seen her? Yes, I have.

Dude, lock me up. Like, I can't believe she's this hot, though. They're so hot. Like, I have trouble. Do you think it's real? I think it might be AI. Is it AI? It's AI.

I don't think it's AI. I don't know if she's an actual border between. I think it's AI, bro. Because she's such a small show. It would also be a problem, too. Yeah, that's, it's all fake. If she's trying to arrest like cartel members or my girl. Yeah, this is fake.

This is 100% AI. And also, see how she's arrest that guy? You can't film that. And look. Hold on. Not that one, Chin. Not that one, Chin. The one where she's arresting a guy.

Hold on. That's fake, Bubba. Yeah, that's. No, that's a friend or something that she's playing around. No, it's like she had sex with them in the back. Yeah, that's all fake. Get the fuck out of you. Yeah, she's not real.

All right, fine. Yeah. You got to do, Bubba. You also can't wear those shorts on duty. No. I don't think she's on duty either. Well, she has her uniform on. Border Patrol.

You got a dude, don't you? Well, I don't mind getting dup to her. Welcome to America. You've been naughty. Yeah. Oh, this was cool, too. Jake Paul's girl. She just won gold medal.

She won the gold. Have you ever seen his girl? No. She's so pretty. Wait, she won the gold and what? Speed skating. Women's 1,000 meter. No, but I bet she's got ass and legs for days.

Oh, buddy. Drink this in. For days. Dude, that's amazing. Yeah, what a power couple. What a woman. Yeah. How long has even Nate and her?

What is she from Holland or something shit? They're engaged. There you go. As well, they should be, dude. Yeah, she's super good. Oh, she's, god, god, gorgeous. Yeah. And a high level human being.

Like Olympian, she won gold? Gold. You fucking kidding? This guy is smart. This is the kind of woman. Look at it. Yeah, it's good breeding there. Oh, my God.

Look at her. And because of the, all the power skating they do and they get low to the ground their ass and legs get so muscular it's a whole different level it's a whole different level can we get a uh uh just a gander at the if you go to instagram you probably get some good stuff yeah not the one of her eating right yeah hold on i'm looking at her pretty face show me like like that one down there no the one about with her that one over there right brian right yes holy shit yeah yeah yeah that's all in her booty i mean It's just a whole different level.

That's a grueling sport. God, where did Jake meet her? You know, it's like, I guess. They wanted to keep it blonde. There you go. I mean. Yeah, it's insane. Yeah.

Good for Jakey. Yeah, I mean, she's a dime and a half. Now she's a gold medalist. Yeah. That's really amazing. Yeah, that's cool. Not easy to do. How about fucking Lindsey Vaughn?

She tore her ACL nine days, And it broke her leg in two places. It had to be airlifted. Oh, shit. Sucks. 41 years old, still doing it. She was killing it for a while on the World Cup circuit. What's this, Jim?

All right, this is just a video I thought was very interesting. Just watch. Oh, Shima. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Or they're like a moped? Yeah, that's the thing. They don't.

Oh. Dude, this is, that's so bad. Oh, man. You got to look, guy. You got to look. also motorcycles but also slow down yeah but those motorcycles they have the ride away man you're going down the road and this guy's opening doors once again because it was in accident you got to stop you know motorcycles super dangerous fuck motorcycles if somebody's like not thinking you die or you get

fucked up that's the problem most time people well the problem with motorcycles is it's never it's not really your fault it's usually they don't see you and then you're on the motorcycles so you're fucked that's i i wouldn't do there I love speed so I can't even get on my my cousin uh his son came home with a motorcycle. He's older. I didn't know him very well, but my mother told my story. His son came home with a motorcycle and his father took his car and ran it over that day. Yeah, tight move. His father goes, oh, you saved up your money. Watch this. And killed it. Yeah, I would do the same thing. You're not riding a motorcycle, dude. I'm not having that. Is that it chin? That's it. You're on the road this weekend be? No, I'm not. Okay.

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