The Fighter & The Kid - Callen PLEADS With Schaub to see Barbie | TFATK Ep. 913

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub discuss Bryan's love for the new Barbie movie, surviving snake bites, old pics and memories of the FOX days, Brendan training with GSP, Bradley Martyn on fighting Nate Diaz and Devin Haney in a street fight and Logan Paul calling Bradley out to box, current events around the world and much more! Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK Onnit - https://onnit.com/fatk for 10% OFF Everything

Yes we did, cause we back at it again It's the fight only in the kid This is really the fight only kid Come on, man You know it's funny, bro How long, sir? What, bro? You were on the bad mood

I'm in the bad mood You came in a bad mood for the bride of reasons I spilled that coke all over my throat That's such a boy, I sat down, I was talking to George went But you know, that's a Haynes t-shirt and that's the thing Right? So that's kind of a,-shirt and that's the thing, right? So that's kind of a, it doesn't matter. Just suck.

So you go through the whole day with this. You should rip it off. You think it comes, then. You should go like this and rip it off. And then just, and then do the podcast with your shirt off. And no pain. You know what I realized? You know what's funny?

What do you? So you and I fight right now. Why are you sitting up like, shut up. Shut up. Because I'm feeling, you're frisky your frisky, frisky, bro. And frisky. Now let me ask you something. Right now you and I go at it for real.

You're gonna, you kill me, right? We know this, right? Well documented. Yeah. What do you think you do? What do you think you do? Grab whatever you want. Whatever you want.

Look at how casual you are, right? Yeah. And yet, a drink in real world. can you bring up the post I just did let me just Because you're must of for God it's in Bring up exhibit a when the ref to sides it take a little Break while I'm Pounding away. Let me see this the ref goes. You know, I'm gonna check out the the ring card girls while Brendan

Daddy's doing work Now turn up the volume for me so you can hear the Sound of these thuds Can you make a big chin or no Jesus that's that's Brennan who has to hold on oh Jesus just stop the fight Stop the fight dude that that is a terrible ref You gave that guy brain damage Jesus Christ Brendan killed a guy. Oh, dude. I want to lay low for a little bit Oh that ref was like this stop the fight dummy that ref was that

Celeste was like holy oh god that man that ref is a moron. Oh god So it said that ref hey you suck ref whoever that ref is what a bad guy Well, I just don't think you know this is back. Yeah, what's hilarious about that is that you that we I'm not bullshit You would never get that off. I'm never you know what now that I do that to a 6 8 25 pound Former number one draft pick man. I felt sure. I don't that's who that to a 6, 8, 200, 65 pound former number one draft pick, NNFL. I heard. I don't, that's who that was.

And Purple Belt and Jiu Jitsu. I know. I'm sorry. It doesn't matter. I'm trying to do it every day, right? I know, but the difference is this. Oh, right there. What did I say?

Is that a knife? Yeah, it goes right in there. Now look, look, watch this. Now this sucks for you. Because I'm gonna pull it off. That sucks. And I'm gonna go like this. I'm gonna go, you're gonna lose barometric Cause I'm gonna pull it off. That sucks. And I'm gonna go like this. I'm gonna go, you're gonna lose barometric pressure

in your body. Gotta get to a doctor. I'm gonna go like this. I'd hold it in. You gotta hold it in. It's gotta be this. Hold it in. I go, no, no, you jack him up joystick. You jack him up But here's the thing you're not knife guy. That's not you but you don't know it's fun in your dreams

You know I was thinking about that though. You don't know nice or I go like this Like he leaves out. Yeah God god then I run and you're like no I go you ruined my beller Jordan fives god a knife is a bitch nice I had this special forces guy told me because think about a knife because if you get stabbed like just like that if I do that to your body if I go dop like that you have to get to a doctor very quickly because the, I guess something about losing pressure in your body. Losing blood, too. Yeah, but it's, there's something about the barometric, the pressure. So we, when you, there's a,

there's a, I guess there's a equilibrium. Yeah. And then you die. You will die. Yeah. You will 100% die. We got stopped the bleeding, first of all. You got stopped the bleeding. There it is. No, it's for headaches. That's for a headache. Yeah, but your body, your body cannot deal with, what's the blood loss that it screws you?

Switch if they hit some internal work. It's not even the blood loss though. They say that it's a pain. Nives usually produce limited injury because their hair classifies low velocidad per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per per

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per per per per per per per I'm the effects of lung will cause rapid you die. Yeah, that's from 1993. My friend of mine in college got stabbed, didn't even know it. Got stabbed, they got a big fight down in a basement. It was a drop up. Poppin. The adrenaline was probably through the roof. But through the roof. So he gets in the car with my buddy, and my buddy goes,

what the fuck's going on? He goes, and blood was pumping out, so he had his lung. And blood was going too stooosh, and he goes, out because he got he hit his long and Blood was going to stews and he goes dude. I got stabbed And my friend was like oh fuck he hit you long He knew enough because it was like the blood somehow was kind of he go like this pushing out Let's go see these chicks my friend my friend bro sides goes just push really hard I guess that's your supposed to and they drove to the hospital did he was fine. He died. No, he was totally fine. I mean, you know, he had to go under surgery and all that,

but fuck. He didn't even know. Well, there's that myth too. You gotta stop the bleeding, you put pressure on it so the blood ends come out. And then also there's a myth too. If you get bit by a snake, you gotta suck the venom out. That's not real.

Yeah, it's not real, right? It's not, no, it doesn't. You're supposed to have a turnikin' around to slow the blood flow, not totally. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know if the turn to get's right, but there was a snake that we're talking because some guys like,

go if I get a bit stuck out, I guess, absolutely don't do that. That does nothing. You're wasting your time. Yeah. Some people put ice on it, remove rings and watches before swelling starts, watch the bite with soap and water,

cover the bite with clean dry dressing, mark the leading edge of tenderness swelling on the skin. Oh, it should just say do nothing. Well, you know, but do nothing unless you get to a hospital that has the anti-dark. It's like the guy who got bitten in the ass by the water moxon and he went through hallucination. They couldn't get, they were stuck in the everglades

and they couldn't get the boat going because the weeds were so tangled up in the propeller. He had to sit there for 24 hours and go through every single, you can die usually. But he went through every single hallucination, he was like, I'm throwing up and almost died, and he made it through. Ammonia was common remedy among...

This is before active venom. Ah. Very painful, but commoner always get a knife and cut out as much of the wound and hopefully the poison is possible. How? Go to how long you have with a rattlesnake bite? Because I always think by that I see the rattlesnakes on the trail. We'll see how to name them. I'm kind of nowhere near.

Let me see how to native American steel with it. Oh, they just die, it says. There's going to be a lot of them. Let me see, go up, go up. No, no, go up. Down. I mean, down. This way. Yeah. Down. Go. How did Americans survive? Oh, there they are. They avoid getting bit. They use shamanistic rituals. Hell yeah. That was. They heal ralsenigbys. Employment. Everything. Powder roots to leaves to using their mouths to talk out the poison. Uh huh. Which we know that doesn't work.

Yeah. Alright, so you don't. There it goes. Widely recommended until recently by physicians for removing venom. Yeah, because it doesn't work. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're, it's a viper and they have, they have, they shoot the venom into your body.

My female, when I'm out on the trails, they would have to bring the helicopter to get me to the hospital to get the anti-vendom. Because if I get bit out there, daddy's probably gonna die. I saw a dog, a pit bull that had no use if it's front, right, left leg, just didn't work. I say, what happened? He goes, rattlesnake, bit him. Cause they bite him on the nose.

Leg died, no, he bit him on a leg, leg died. Oh really? Cause it usually dogs, you know, they go face first. They get those juicy noses. Well, all they're like, all, like when they buy them, the nose is so juicy and that spreads the venom across their body. That's why I see people out on the trails, I'm like, there's rattlesnakes everywhere.

Why don't you talk off the fucking leash, man? Like the chance of them getting bit are so high. The rattlesnakes are everywhere. And they go for them. My dog got bit by a rattlesnake. Rattlesnakes wave at me doing, hey. My dog got bit right on the face. My American bulldog right on the face.

I didn't see the snake. I just heard him go, oh, or her go, oh. And then she, I was like, oh, that's weird. I'm telling you, her face swelled up this big and she went, I was like, what's going on? I thought it was a beast thing. She went, she was going like this, walking and she just went boom, it fell right over.

She sucked on those. Sucked the nose. I picked her up. I brought her to the vet. I was up in Malibu. I brought her to the vet on third street, and I don't remember what happened. She was fine, but I think they said it's too late to add

to administer anti-venom. We gotta let it just go through our system. It was up there. It was more of a drier bottle. It was also super expensive. The anti-vendom's no punk. You know they get the venom, right? They melt the snake.

They take the snake, they pop its fangs into it, and then they add shit to it. It's just not. That's actually not how they do it. Bring it up, Jim. So here's how they do it. Ready? Jim, bring it up, again, before you talk.

Just actually give it to horses. Okay, think of. So here's how they do it, ready? Chins bring it up, exhibit A again, before you talk about it. Actually give it to horses. Okay, big of a time. That's not true. Listen, they go a tiny bit to horses. And then what they do is they extract that from the horse. Cause the horse produces the antibodies. I don't think so, Chins, go into how do they get anti-vet them?

Not how much it is. I mean, it says 40 is 70 grand, which is crazy. Right, and my current step, like just see how it goes through the night. Oh yeah. Let's just wait a little bit. Is that way away? Yeah, yeah. I spend, like just see how it goes through the night. Oh, yeah, it's just let's wait a little bit Yeah, I spent I've like a payment plan. I got I got a $400,000 bill from the vet recently 400 But I have insurance for the corgi. Yeah kill. There you go

Yeah, watch this. They made by immunizing donor animal such as horses. That's what I say They may have an immunizing donor animal such as horses. That's what I'm saying. They got a snake. Yeah. They got a robust immune system. It's power-bounded by a bunch of... Holy shit, you're right. You can combine the snake venom components.

Navellang, our own immune defense to eliminate these toxins. Yeah, you shoot it up. You shoot a snake, you shoot a sheep or a... But they don't just hold a fucking snake and let it bite the horse. They take, they melt it. And then they take that out and inject in the horse.

That's what I'm saying. They get the venom to create the antibodies. They fucking melt the snake. They jerk them. They jerk the fangs. Both fangs. They jerk fangs. They take, they just milk it. Okay. You ever seen them bite it? The fangs are deep. Long daddy. They're huge. You know what's, you know, bad that would have hurt. You don't want to get bit by a goboon vibrum. And you know what's a myth, when they say baby rattlesnakes can't control their venom, so they're more dangerous. A fake news.

Oh, a fake. What do you mean? It's not real. What do you mean? All my sons, he watches all those shows on National Jewel. So they bite and they down on their... There's some guy on the who has bro signs like we do. He's like, we avoid the little ones, right?

They're venom, they don't know how to control it. And the experts like, what'd you say? You realize he's not Google trainees. Like, what are you talking about? Because with the little ones, they bite, they don't know how to control all the venus. Absolutely not. That's not true.

That's it, y'all. Oh yeah. So for ever I've been told that maple syrup and raw honey doesn't raise your blood sugar, because it's got its own immune system. Yeah, I've heard that. So I've always said that, so I'm like, you can eat as much raw honey. I say I call, I call some of my buddies who are,

they have their PhDs. I go, hey, does raw honey not raise your blood sugar? He goes, this pro science shit that you hear everywhere is such horseshit. Well, my buddy, you know, clop, clop calls me and goes, or he called Jay, I think he goes, dude, I know, like me and Clop both love ice cream.

I love ice cream, like from after, so I just love ice cream. But I don't want to eat it late because it raises your blood sugar level. And it goes, dude, turns out, does it? I've been wearing that whoop band, and it shows you, and I've been taking tests. Ice cream doesn't raise your blood sugar level, so you're good.

Oh, say less. Do you know what, meetin', fuckin' gallons of it. I talked to the doctor, he's like, are you stupid? I was like, yeah. Here's, here's actually, he's like, who told you? I'm like, my buddy's like, is he a doctor? Because of the fat in the ice cream, it actually, it will be a slower rise than say,

straight sugar. It's so many calories. You're so much sugar. You're gonna get fat, bro. And your blood sugar is gonna raise. So much sugar. So you know, you ever hear when they say Vanguard and BlackRock own all like own every company in the world I hate you.

That's that is, there's a guy who's saying that with authority and there's musicianica's black rock and VanGar own all the all the all the media companies and it's like they they own everything and I sent that to some of the people who make a lot of money in the world and no black rock and VanGar you know people are just that I it to some people who are just in the finance world. And they were like, do you know how ignorant that is? Do you know how, they don't even know, these people don't even know what BlackRock, right?

They go, these people don't even know what BlackRock and Vanguard do. They're not, they don't own, they're index funds. Which means you can go to them and say, hey, I wanna buy funds in this, I wanna buy stock in this, and then they have a portfolio manager that does it. They don't own it, they you own it, but they manage those fucking funds,

and they do, they do all right. They have good marketing, they do all right. They don't own those companies. That shoots too big, huh? So distracting. Hey, Kraut. Kraut, did you do the, did you do the large amount of money?

Can I come with a file of TRTT if you're gonna sell that shirt? Dude, it's a large, I'm a medium, okay? I knew it was too big. You know it's too big. You know, like on the arms, baggy, right? Little big, little big. They look like your dog's legs. You know, it looks like they're right on the saw.

Well, I got small arms. I got carbon arms. Yeah, I got a shirt too baggy. But the crowd are like, fuck. But I'll never be happy because I don't like my shirt. I was like, why are shills down 20% on this shirt be happy because I don't like if it's like wire chills down. I'm 20% on this shirt, this baseball tee. I was told it looks good on me.

I don't mind it. Well, here's a thing that I, that I would like to have, and it's a sin to ask for anything when I have, I'm such a lucky person. I would like to have longer arms. I'm talking to me, dude. I'd like to have longer arms.

Not happening. No, no, and longer legs. Not happening. And I'd like them to be a little bigger and stronger. It's just not for you. I'd like to have longer arms. Not happening. No, no, and longer legs. Not happening. And I'd like them to be a little bigger and stronger. It's just not for you. I'd like to have a little bit more of a Samoan gene in me somewhere. I'd like to be a little thicker. Unfortunately, I am at the end of the day of very,

I'm just not a very strong guy. And I have to come to terms with that. And it's okay. I'm more my mom than my dad, aren't I? 56, though. It's like time to come to terms, but. Time to come to terms. Dude, how about card for you. Time to come to terms. Dude, how about this picture I'm saying

from a boy Eric Williams who I just love Matt with for two hours, so talent. How old school? 2000, why? That's Nigia Houston, and he's like, you know, a beast. Super beast. But I was like, why am I in a suit?

Because I remember I was working for UFC Fox. I just came off the Fox lot straight because we used to do the podcast on Fox Sports. So I came straight from there to here because I was working that UFC show. I don't mind your hair short. I don't mind your hair. I look too much like Yen Hernandez.

Right there you do. Do you ever? Do you ever and his brother? Look at your hair, dude. How about that little tough guy? You're a good looking man. I was a cute kid, huh dude. We've got a bad bubble not a bad profile Dude, we've aged like fruit. We were both a couple cuties. Oh both I Think that's what that is in Hernandez to a tea. Yeah, it is that's in Hernandez in court look at us

Look at us look at your beard full. We are full of hope no gray We're full of hope and come age like a couple of fucking. We age like presidents. It's the best thing I've heard right? Yeah Yep, then did I say the picture the sassos in it too? Did I say that one? Yeah? The leg sassos taking a selfie. Yeah, where you get sassos back on? I know I haven't That's an extra. Each sassos taking a selfie. Yep. Where do you get sassos back on? I know. I haven't.

Those were the days, those were the Fox Sports days. Dude, we didn't even have video back then. So nuts. We did it. Look at that, dude. Look at that backdrop. You got a box and Bernstrader on. I got a G-Star watch on.

A G-Shock. Yep. Yep. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Oh, there it is. And look at just the general background, because they just gave us a set that was in office space.

Yep. So the back has like, I remember that. Well, you were still fighting that, right? Yeah, it has a magnet in it and it's like some random shit. Remember our first live show was, oh, look at it, special K, in the comments. Every time we'd go, I would say this to you,

as we leave, I go, train hard and you go, yes sir. Yep. Every time. Yep. And I meant it. Hell yeah, you did. I really did. I'd get dead serious.

Train hard. So someone says, won't you have wheel on anymore? Well, you don't talk to us. We love him. He's just, no, he does. I talked to him. He's like married now. I text with him. He's just like, he's hard. Yeah, he's doing his thing. He's, he no, he does. I talked. I'm just married now. I text him. He's just like, he's hard. Yeah.

He's doing his thing. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's on podcast. He's on life, man. Yeah. I miss him. Yeah, we just get old and he stopped hanging out as a crew. When you got kids and you got, you know, that's my thing. Like, you know, Eric was with us and, uh, I'll say another pic, Jim, but back to Eric Williams. Eric, um, he's been with me.

He was the first guy, I was like, man, you have something special. You and I was one of his first guys. He's like, we need to market you outside just the fighting world. Like, let me document all this and like, all right, whatever. And this is before anybody's doing it. So Eric was with me when I was in Denver.

He was in the green room with me, for some of my big fights. Some of the pictures you and GSP. Yeah, the pictures you and you and GSP. Yeah, I'm gonna send you the GSP one. I'm gonna post this one. He can, the Eric Williams is that crazy good photographer. He's gonna release all, he's gonna release all, he has this big release coming soon.

His pictures are hard. I'm gonna take pictures of too. He's like, not, I googled Eric Williams photography, so hopefully this is the same. That's him, that's him. You will photo.com He's you will on there too. His pictures of a ronda. No one seen our good. No, it's those dude. Look at how good he is I just sent you the one in me and just

He's a great with ronda. I don't like he's I'm on his main page. That's fine. Um, we're still scrolling I know but I didn't make it why because he has a tea a baby. But Tista is about the coolest looking human being, especially when he's younger. Nick Cage, he's such a big deal. All right, let's check out the GSP one. Look at the size of me. GSP looks your size, it's so weird. It's mean, GSP is a big one.

Guna Nagel, his calves are huge. Yeah, but so are his thighs. His thighs are big. He was big all over, and he was like, he's broad shoulder skinny, way to big calves, right? were huge. Yeah, but so were his thighs, his thighs are big. He was big all over it. And he was like, he's broad shoulders, skinny waves, big ass. Like a chimp, just a, the nicest guy ever. How's this, how's he's got an apple bottom? Yeah, oh yeah.

Got a real ass honor. Yeah, the nicest guy ever. But we were there, and brilliant. Such a smart guy loves history, loves war. Art of war is his favorite book at the time, I remember. But I, like, when I forget about this stuff, I always caught up in all this old school stuff, so he sends me a picture of my coley shit, dude.

This is so old school. So I'd spend weeks with just me and GSB training. Really? Would you ever, you wouldn't roll with him? Oh yeah, we'd roll spar. Really? Yeah, man. He's so much smaller.

He's so skilled though and strong. Like he helped me out so much. I want to Montreal Montreal you gave me his blueprint of how to run my camp I go to restaurants with them you want to and this is peak GSB before you fight Jake shields I fly to Montreal I'd stay with them it was not true and true yeah true professional and what was his mind what was his mind said before he fought was it was terrified. He was terrified terrified. He really he just he didn't want to do so nervous God, I remember the first time I met him I get I came off the ultimate fighter house Right after beating Marcus Jones like that. I beat him to go to the finals

You're in the house for six months six weeks. I finally get out to the real world It's UFC. I forget what it, maybe UFC 100, whatever, whenever he fought theoglalves. And so I was close with Greg Jackson and Greg Jackson was when he get out, come to the Mandalay Hotel, okay, so I go there, my nose is broke. And I go up there, your nose was broke from that fight. Yeah, Marcus Jones need me and the nose

and broke my nose. Awesome. So I go to that hotel room and he goes, Hey, GSPs in the suite. I got to run down and get some food for him. Can you go up there and just keep him company? He's fighting tomorrow. He gets hate's being alone.

I'm like, I don't know. Like George St. Peter, I'm like, at the time, I'm never, I don't fucking know the guy. He's like, just go up there, keep him company. He's like, oh, history. I don't know history. I don't know what he got a broken nose. Yeah, I look like shit.

So I go up there and I'm like, George, what's up, dude? He's like, I'm so fucking scared Brendan I'm so fucking scared. I'm like what and I'm like this is GSB saying I'm so fucking what the fuck am I doing? What am I doing? Why I'm so fucking scared? I'm like, I don't know how to help you out here now. I'm scared Like what are we doing remember? Do you remember what Greg Jackson said to GSP in that fight with Tiago Alvis? Where's that guy tore my groin? I'm gonna throw it out of him and hit him with your groin. Yeah, okay. Give me any five minutes of hell son.

Got those days man. It's just monsters. Like when Eric shown me those pictures, he has a picture of me and John Jones. It's a young John Jones. Like John before all the crazy shit. Yeah, man. John's just jacked. And did you ever spar with John?

Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah. So when you say spar, what will you guys would wrap it up and just kind of move around light? No, no, no, that a lot now, but now it's now it's a different time Like so back then you guys just got in there and banged like we're fighting for our life But but you're too big to be going that hard with some guys right that means too small Who had to have been who GSP and no I can hit just be a suit down to they don't give a fuck man God, it's not like that like we go. What? GSB dip dodge and. He's fighting the 230 pound, 235 pound guy.

Yeah, me, Shane, like just being in the fuck. He didn't get hit man. That's why he's too good. John just mopped the floor with everybody. No matter how hard you went. Oh my god. He's so good. Still is. Some old school shit. And then you would you have days where it was just wrestling, just your jitsu, just striking? Yep, oh yeah. That's sure too big, huh? Come on man. Like you've gone back.

Come on be cool. I'm trying, I'm trying to keep my eyes up here. Be cool dude. I gotta get myself into a sense of flow. I need some calm energy. Is there steroids in that? This is my magic mind bro. Oh. You know what, that's why you're prickly. I'm a calm energy. Is there steroids in that? This is my magic mind, bro. Oh, I do. You know what, that's why you're prickly.

You haven't had your magic mind. I love it. I love the way it tastes. The problem is, it like last all day, but the problem is if I don't do it, I notice it now. Well, me too, dude, I drink a half a cup of coffee in the mornings and I down a magic mind. Well, it makes sure.

I guess I'll take a second one. Make sure, if I take a second one, bro. I turn and see you in a second one. Make sure if I take a second one, bro I turn One now. I don't be doing two. It's like a five-hour energy shot. Yeah. Oh, we're going 10 hours We don't overdo this shit. I did down four of them on Monday. You can't do that. I don't I don't Don't be extreme dude. One is good. But here's maybe two dude. I had fun But you got to space it up for Dude, I had four podcasts on Monday. You have it done for Brian.

Too much. I would need to. After two, you're just not yourself. Yeah. Now, thank God I had a shop show in Big Fight Week with UFC 291, so I can ride with that. I fucking love it. Then I have a fight on the kid, right?

You can carry that. We can back, you know, back and forth. I can do that. Then I had, the third show was one on one of Luke Thomas that drops Thursday. Luke knows fighting better than anybody. So he can carry that. And then Bradley Martin, who's on fight campaigns,

like, came in, my guest dropped out and he's doing the podcast, like, cool. I love Bradley. Can you do like Tuesday or Wednesday? He's like, no, he has to be today. I'm like, I have three shows. You guys, please, brother, I need you. Otherwise, I'm not doing a campaign.

I'm like, I'll see you at 230. That's when you need your magic mind. Bradley's in the news right now, because people don't realize, they take him so serious, but when he had Nate Diaz on, he was like, who do you think we were in a street fight between me and you? When Nate Diaz.

Well, Nate was great about it. He starts laughing, he was fucking killing you. He's gonna kill you when he talked to him about. And Bradley's laughing. He had Devon Haney on the small box. He goes, who'd win in a street fight? Now that one, that one Bradley has more of a chance because he's like, I'm not talking about boxing.

I'm not gonna sit back and box him. I'm 200 whatever 40 pounds shredded. To 60. To shoot. So straddle. And athletic. And explosive. He's like, no, because I was making fun of him.

I started the podcast, I'm like, you gotta stop with this shit dude. You get destroyed. He's like, Devin Haney's making fun of him. I started the podcast, I'm like, you gotta stop with this shit dude, you get destroyed. He's like, Devon Haney's tiny, I go, dude, you can light you up. So I told him a story about me fighting this 145 pounder box when I was right, top 10 in the world. The guy destroyed and I go, and I was,

you said you're a trainer, I think I'm gonna get knocked out. Top 10 in the world, only so in beer. He was catching you in the, like, UFC executive, I'm like, what are you doing? I want out. But he's catching you. He's the worst, oh, off of what, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, woooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, wooo, this. So then he's not with, he'd, and Bradley is, say, Bradley's competitors.

So Bradley and his mind actually thinks he could be, I told that's why he's successful. I said, I said, you don't get to where you're at, not have self belief. I go, you're wrong. But he needs to, he needs to, I go, you're wrong. He needs to roll with someone like Nate to see what happens.

It would just, he doesn't understand. But he's not talking about that. He was not, he was in an octane ring. They'd fuck me up. I put him about street fire. I go, just, he doesn't understand. But he's not talking about that. He was in an octane ring. They'd fuck me up. I put him about street fire. I go like, you're at tables and shit. Like boot stomping is cars and shit. Like I can pick him up.

Sign him on the car. You're gonna get tired, then. I told him Nate would fuck him up. But I said, I'll tell you right now, like the small guys, you don't understand. You just, you want to have time to react and they can control your body movement. Like you're not gonna pick him up.

You don't think everyone tries to split those guys up when they first start out. They get so good at controlling your posture. You're gonna be fucked. They get hold of your ankle or something like that. I go like my demastor fuck you up. If I had to 125 pounds, he would fuck you up. Street fight, brain, pool, my demast fuck you up.

He goes, I don't know who my demast says. Well, that's a problem just to start. I go, he's the best 125 of all time. He would fuck you up. Any probably is probably 150 walking around. One maybe one now 140. Very short, very short. But I've seen him so skilled, so skilled.

Well, maybe pound the best ever. Yeah, there's argument for that. I just told you, he was, that's fine. My time about that. He was, I'm talking about like, don't hate it. But then how would my amount speed somebody that big though? Oh, it gives back.

He'll come out. Get his back like this. Get his back. Like this. Get his back. He'd get an ankle lock. At least I could pull him off and then he'd get it. He would break your ankle like before you even knew it was happening.

He's good at everything. And you wouldn't see it coming. You wouldn't touch him. People don't get hold of him. His distance, whether it's a car, pool, then. When I was boxing and we were with TJ Delisho. And I, yeah, I just couldn't help it. I go, he's just a lot smaller than me.

And I didn't even get that out and you go, how do you want to lose? How do you want to lose? Just tell me how you want to lose. I'm like, no, no, you're right, you're right, you're right. But I think most people, if you've never rolled, so I was rolling with my buddy, Tina, and he's a black belt, not a competitor.

A guy like Bill liked me, maybe actually a little skinnier. And you know this, he was catching me with a dars choke from every angle and I couldn't figure out what the fuck he was doing. I just couldn't figure it out. No matter what I did, I'd get caught. No shit, you. Right.

And that's what people don't realize. I think if they haven't rolled, they don't realize that. There's just, you can't cover all the bases. Yeah, Bradley's not even talking about it. Then Logan Paul went on his podcast and gave a message to Bradley. Because Bradley was on Nate Diaz and he goes, I like Jake and Logan.

I really like Jake. I respect what he's doing. He goes, I want to see Nate not come out because I want Jake to become a mean. Well, his older brother Logan heard that. was like what the fuck you're doing, but I just for clicks like you're a friend What are you doing man? He's like why would you want my brother to lose him be a meme like that's fucked up He's like so you need to be humbled what she might be right? He's like he needs to be humbled So he goes Bradley I will fly you out to Costa Rica or Puerto Rico where the fuck they live and you'll spar with me

And I text by my KC Logan. Yeah, I seen it Costa Rica or Puerto Rico where the fuck they live and you'll spar with me. And I text by my KC Logan, yeah, I've seen it, because I've seen it. And I go, you're gonna do it, he goes, no, I don't wanna box them. I'm just trying to straight up fight. He goes, I box them, I get destroyed. He goes, fight though, I have a chance. All right, done.

Logan is rolling. Logan's a big kid. An athletic. Not as big as Brad. No, but Logan hit. But if I was straight boxing, Brad Lee's not a boxer. Brad Lee's talking about just like, close the door, let's see how it goes.

I mean, what are we talking about? We talking about biting and couging. And do we talk about survival, daddy? Yeah, I mean, I don't like those conversations. Did you get it? Because then now we're talking about, are there weapons of all? I think can you curbiate? It doesn't work. It is like I don't care about okay

I mean I guess if life and death struggle what are we talking about biting and ptering each other's eyes out? I guess That's not what we're talking about the valley goes how would I would go me versus you? I don't come on Now he didn't say yeah, you put that he goes he was part of me like obviously I know dude I'm trolling but it's funny how your audience like the fight. I didn't get so upset I'm like, because I like to respect you cuz you're a big guy freaky Freaky and also has that fire in them where if he focus on it like Bradley's a beast Dude if he focused on it if he took juj jujitsu, one year of jujitsu,

you're everyone's having a problem. Everyone, when you're not more than a year, but yeah, don't say everyone, but the common person would. No, I'm saying. Like the black belt? I think a black belt. I think a black belt.

But I see. You're saying way longer than you. Way longer than you. I don't know, Bob. When you're that strong with jujitsu, it can kind of like neutralize a lot of shit. No, not a high level. We have we have we have big guys come in so so Dylan around So he trains he trains for a year and then he rolls Dylan Dennis after that Gets tapped out in 30 seconds less than even after a year. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter

There's not a hours in the day to make up for it. Even when you're that much stronger right there. Has nothing to do with those guys that leverage, they know the openings. There's not enough hours in the day to cover it. There's just not. That's all those guys do. Yeah. You know, it's just, it is what it is. Just take a lot of time.

Yeah. And that's all those guys do for years. You just size doesn't matter. It's all they do. They tap out like that. That's what makes it so special. Otherwise, everybody could do it. Right. They can't.

Yeah, well, he likes to troll. That's why he said he goes, he gets cliques and people get so upset because I think it's funny. I was like, I keep doing this thing, man. But I'm funny with his question, because he's a beast. You know, it's not like me asking. It's like, that guy is crazy strong.

They had to lift what, seven and change. Sure. Can dunk a basketball to all kinds of crazy shit. Sometimes I step there and matter, though, by here. No, it doesn't. Like, when you guys rolled, you reversed them. Yeah. I, and I, and I get him out of the day.

Well, what's funny is that I didn't reverse him, but I could have reversed him. You put him house with it. Well, what's funny is that I didn't reverse him, but I could have reversed him. You put him in the air. I could have done it, but I was like, I'm not going to do this. It's spider guard. Yeah, he's not in his language. I'm not going to get on top.

Now we're really going to. He's a good guy, though. He's a really great. He's funny. Well, that's how I was trying to tell him. I go, you're going to make mistakes. And it's everything. Yeah, like that, that thing where he was trying to sound. I go, you're gonna make mistakes. And it's everything. Yeah, like that thing where he was riding high on me and I just kind of went, I just, it was like,

Old school sweep. Yeah. And if I really sweeped and I just, I just, my body over, I would, you know, and I'm an old man. So think about what Dylan Dan is going to do. Because we started talking about that where I was like, you know, and he always says that

He's like, no, I'm not talking about jiu jitsu. I'm talking like in the streets of New York if shit went down Even still has again those guys just the verse and it's not like they don't know how to do that like a good box I understand distance like you're gonna come at him and do what? Straight box you have a better chance straight box. Yeah, but you're gonna get pumped really quickly in the face You're gonna get caught you are gonna get caught. It's gonna go like this. Boom, boom, boom. And he can avoid it like with a blast double leg where he runs and gets a car and then pick him up

and slam him. He's so big. He's so big. Like, you know, it's okay. With a boxer though. And he's on top of him. And boxer's different. No, I'm talking to you.

That's why Devon Haney, I'm like, yeah, he'd probably beat him in the street fight. Yeah. Just straight boxing, you can bull rust him. Ground of pound the fuck out. Yeah, yeah. But just like you do with a mountain, you just take your can bowl rust and grow the pound of fuck out. But just, again, do with the mountain. Just take your fucking stupid thumbs and push their eyes.

I'd love to do that for you, dude. Yes. Who? I'd just take my fucking feet. You are easy to be. It'd be like a warm peach. I know, I know, dummy, but that's this. I always go for my ween or two.

Too late, because that's where I go, Jack. You go to the ween? Jack. Yeah, Jack. No, I'm turning it. You can't stop that, isn't that crazy? If it was a knife. Because that's where I go Jack you're the weenie I'm turning it you can't stop that isn't that crazy if it was a knife. Yeah, you're not knife guy You know that and you don't know that man. I'm gonna start being knife guy Well if that shirt was a medium I would believe some of it Distracting cuz it's a large and it does stuff that you bro. It's baggy and you have a wife on oh hell yeah, dude got real American history actually Fuck how am I fucking 56 with this physique?

Honestly, dude, where is the hair on my arms? Why is it look like I have no hair on my arms? Do you ever yeah? I shaved I can't see it just Why because my wife I was like trimming it my wife just shave it down let it grow back and I was like all right No, now I'm fucking Rife's like can you just shave down and like just paint your skin by Hey, that's a low blow bro. That's right draw the line. Can you just let me do it? Like can you black face like, dial your skin? Listen dude, look, just because my wife might have dated

a couple of black professional athletes, does not mean, I'm fine with it, I'm totally fine with it, as you can tell by my voice. Fucking secure with myself. Dude, dude. You got dude. What the fuck is going on? Oh

Fuck dude. Oh man. Can you put the shirt back on? I see you Like a Russian wrestler. Oh, you're stupid belt dude. I bought God I bought oh Bro, it's a fucking master driving belt It's waterproof All belts are waterproof And it's a hundred fruit Waterproof Be cool, man, be cool my bell to get it man, what? I got it in a fucking mouth sure I had to buy it. Yeah, I was in greenville North Carolina

I get it. I went in a store. I got a car That's a $20 belt. I'm gonna buy one of those because it doesn't go off when I walk through the airport Some travel not metal there. No, I mean it is, but it's not an eye-perfer those belts that there's no holes. Yeah, I think it's aluminum, so I pull it. Yeah, I like that. And it just kind of blends in, but like a tapered waist. A belt bumps me out.

Dude, shut up, man. I want to jump on you right now, but. I want to do the mountain thing, crush your face and like a bad out of a pile. You really couldn't do that to me. I do it right now. You act like I don't have any skills. It wouldn't matter. I just do it. No, you couldn't.

I would fucking... You can't try because you go blind. You're not going to do that to me. You can't do it. You would have to use Jiu-Jitsu to kill me. You're not going to do this shit. You're not going to squeeze my throws. You would have to use Jiu-Jitsu to kill me. You're not gonna do this shit. You're not gonna squeeze my throat. It's never gonna happen.

Well, I do Jiu-Jitsu and then just getting full amount and then just take my time. You full amount, it's not the end of the world for me, honestly. Honestly, it's not the end of the world for me. I can get out of full amount. Dude, did you see Aaron Hernandez brother? Did you do the worst family? How was about to say?

Where the worst family all the time? Now, he was planning a school shooting, but what's the point of my shirt back on? Yeah, that belt is worse than your shirt. My skin is a little white. Now are those the white chocolate macadamia nuts? Oh my god, dude. Why don't you give me one of those?

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that's so airing his brother arrested for allegedly playing school shootings and his plan was to shoot up ESPN because they live in Bristol, right? And ESPN headquarters at Bristol. So he wanted to shoot up ESPN too. But on social media, he made several threats, like a lot of threats, they took them down, but he made several threats, that's why they finally went to them. So in July, several individuals reported that, BPD, that DJ, that's his name,

had acted erratically and set alarming text matches. One of them mentioned planes evolving, taking lives if certain conditions weren't met. DJ's ex revealed that he skipped his court day and went to the Brown to Brown University and Yukon, where he played football at. Reportly entering class, he played football there. Reportly entering classrooms and buildings.

He's not well. Planning campus school shootings. They put, well, I kill absolutely I've worn my enemies. So pay up front. Everyone's like, what are you talking about? He warned them that he was on foot armed and if we approach him, he will kill us all. Okay. He began yelling, shoot me. Now, I think they come from, they taste them. I think they come from, uh, family. I think they come from family abuse. Their dad was abusive. So I think if you mix in the dark history

of your childhood being abused, they probably, maybe a splash of CT and just being bad people. You had the perfect storm there. This is awful. That family's illness cocked. He worked at one school after he finished school. I think he worked at Browne, either Browne or Connecticut, and he played at one of the schools. He family's illness cocked. Yeah, he worked at one school after he finished school I think he worked at Brown either Brown or Connecticut. He played at one of the schools He played at you so what he's going for those two schools like they owe them something they played at Yukon

They're seeing ESPN knows them if they don't give them the royalties from his brother It's just he's just acting erratic and he's he said the girl his girl his ex He's like he would don't want to shoot her but she is she's in the way she'll get shot too. Oh, so here's one of his tax says chilling tax UConn programs going to pay unless I have a package deal they make sense and I get my estate in every single thing I've worked for they're like what are you talking about the coaching University of Fils will want to be selfish and select About shit. Well, I am too very They are going to get surprised you can do love you I would recommend a way from there because when I go out I'm taking on everything I don't give a shit who gets caught

in the crossfire I've died for years now and now it's other people's turn that makes sense I'm prepared to give my life so I if I don't need to see you on the outside know I love you not all shootings are bad I'm realizing terrible Some are necessary for change to happen. Yeah, dang. He's obviously schizophrenic. You know? Schizophrenic affects men in their 20s and 30s, mostly. So we're good?

Yeah, we are. But that's a very, that's a, that's the rambling of a paranoid schizophrenic, unfortunately. So, because it doesn't make sense, it'll be sat down like like when you say package deal What what are you referring you think they oh he's not he's not he's not his right mind or are are Did they came from a very

Trouble childhood the data abused them. Yeah, I suppose that I was really strict that that was jacked to and a star football player. He was And he was he was just abusive, huh? I guess, bring it up, Jim. Have you watched the documentaries? Lifetime's like, will you play in Hernandez in this? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not the guy. You know, they said something to the effect. I'll just do the gays scenes.

I've heard something. Beaton, Beaton, and- It's actually abused as a child. That's what hand is, which most likely is brother was too. Often beaten by my father. I had a sexual relation with the high school quarterback. Oh man.

And then also, you know, bisexual, using molasses as a kid, it says. Well, so, so, um, this is something I've talked about before, but sometimes when you say bisexual, like, when you're abused as a child by a man or an older boy You can be a straight boy But when you are at a very delicate part of your sexual development and your psychological development something can happen where you get abused

Okay, and it it feels You don't know what's happening and it actually feels good, like the feeling of it, and they say that those boys, those boys grow up to be men, and they're straight, they have a wife, and sometimes they deviate, and they go and find some male daughter, or whatever, yeah, to kind of relive that,

and that's what might've been going on with him where his his wires got you know confused and crossed and either way that's what happens when children are abused They say a lot of women that put on a lot of weight. They were sexually abused Is that put I'm afraid that sexual abuse of Children and developing teens is so much more rampant than we can even imagine. You know. And I was thinking about this too, like, you know, sometimes when you're successful in life, you should be grateful and feel lucky because you didn't choose your genetics, you didn't

choose your parents, you didn't choose not to have that trauma. That was just luck of the draw. And there are people that get destroyed, man. And there are also people that go through it and they come through it. But you know, if you're not talking about it, that's why like with my kid, I know I'm strict and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the baseball theme. He's like, Dad, can I go out of here? No. Here's Dad, I'm telling you, we're gonna have a pool, they either have a pool party, they live a mile away from the girl.

I go, no, I don't know the pants. But we know, you know the mom, like, I don't know if there's an uncle there, and I don't know that mom well enough to have you in, her being charged with you swimming, you're okay. I just, I don't play that shit, bud. It's just not happening pros Con they can come here. That's what you always go you can invite him here and the parents come over here because then it's on my watch

I'm on it, but I don't know them. They're probably I don't know if they're on it like I am. Yep I'd say cuz something happens you do it. You're changed forever. Yep that uncle who I don't know touches your wiener Like you're screwed for life dog, then it's on me. I said you might be mad now when you're 21. I'm looking go But did you get molested? Dad was doing that right dude, but did you get molested? Yeah fun. Yeah fun. Yeah, did you get molested? No? What's up daddy? Yeah, yeah, I don't do play dates no sleepovers never That's where that shit happens Yeah, so always some weird uncle or some shit at the house crashed on the couch.

So how much is that? And you know, one of the things that's so important for any kind of trauma is laughter. And I'll be at the Ontario Limprobe this Friday Saturday, yeah. And if you, you know, and if you you set off, you gotta be lasted. Well, if you've got trauma, I'm saying comedy can really take your mind off things. Yeah, Tim sent off. I never said 10% off

But yeah, I'm just a bit on ideas. Okay, I understand. I'm gonna say Tim said I'll be at the Ontario him Trying to prove it. I got a Saturday gotta prove it. See how seamlessly I work that in I like you do Yeah, I'm not doing any of that bullshit But Friday at the ice-outs almost sold out if you got my lesson come I guess, but either way Shit, but Friday at the ice outs almost sold out if you got my lesson come I guess but either way You're not there. I'm there's shopping friends. We have 20 tickets left me and my buddies and then Phoenix, Arizona two shows one magical night, dude August 11th stand-up live I'm an Omaha, Nebraska, you know, you're barbecue and fart and Kansas City Patrick my homes is open up for me I'll get 17. Yeah, I'm in Ohio

Liberty township and then Columbus, Ohio. Oh, now I'm in Ohio, Liberty Township, and then Columbus, Ohio. Oh, by the way, all of this. Oh, you Covena. Yeah, Covena September 8 and 9, Brent Chopper, I'm going to be there. Now August, August 3 to 5, I'm at Cap City in Austin,

and Joe Rogan is going to open for me. Nice. Nice. That's the rumor. He sent me off for failure, dude. All right. Because I'm going gonna come out the bike Where the fuck's wrong again? Yeah, we do busy too busy. They sent me

Get him out there. It's gonna be fun. Oh, I got my last did be cool. Yeah, be cool, dude You know got in no one no one no one oh, yeah, I'm a less than three times by the same guy actually, and then I got But I went and told my mom it wasn't to be honest with you. It was dramatic to me Uh, it was I couldn't figure out the fuck was going on How was I like probably nine or ten? I was like what this doesn't make sense Why is it I woke up in his hands with down my pants and then my friend don't I can't count through my friend Donnie said he sucked his dick

and I went, what? I got, I got, I got, I just, no, I don't want to tell you about it. I'm telling my mom and I went right to my mom, my mom told her camp director, then they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they or 78 by the 70 1978 probably I think yes probably 78 70 might have been 77 and I remember the end I got my mom told me that the his wife who was the arts and craft teacher Said oh god. She they said hey, he's been doing it. She goes. Oh god. He's up to that stuff again That's just he said that was the 70s. Do you guys were wild? Yes, and then they just got sent on their very way

You know, hey question I was the 70s, dude, you guys were wild. Yes, and then they just got sent on their merry way. Hey, question, three times though. So you told your mom after the third time or the first time? We would go on camping trips. So the camp council would take a bunch of boys to camp trips, and this is what I remember. See, we held, we held, we held, we, I don't know, like probably 11. See, my kids like going on that.

10, 11, 12, younger than 12. And I remember my buddy, John, was a muscular kid. We were naked. We had been skinny dipping. And he went like this to us. We were standing there and he goes, and there's a bone, and he was telling us about something, and he goes, there's a bone right here,

and he reached under my friend, John. Right front of the... Nope, and touched his taint with his finger. There's a bone right under here. I mean, and we all went through. That was weird that he touched you there. And that was when we started thinking. And then I said, I woke up and I think

he was touching my weiner. You had a handful. Yeah, and so he was clearly, he was one of those pedophiles though that was, like he couldn't catch a ball. I mean, I threw a ball at him and he went like that. He was built like a pair and he was really sweet. He wasn't like a, he wasn't like one of those horrible predators who, you know, like those sadistic predators.

He was more like this, he was like that man boy love or something. He was like, he was like a still predator. Yeah, but he's a pedophile. So I don't really have much, I don't have, my feeling about pedophiles, you wouldn't want me in charge because they wouldn't be around anymore.

But he was, says everybody, yeah. He was one of those guys who was like, you know, he was in love like one of those gentle pedophiles. It sounds like a real victim right now, though. No man. I was, and I went right to my mom.

I was like, fuck this. After the third time, no, that's my problem, dude. Yeah, I'm gonna say three times. The third time, I got to touch to three times until I was like, this doesn't, man. I was like, you wake up, you're like, wait a minute. What the fuck is going on here? I remember that.

Because what I started doing is I started with reading. I started with reading, I forget the one. I started going on the camping trips. We would go on canoe trips. It'd be an overnight thing. You'd go on Lake Winnipe Somme. It would never happen into my son's 18.

Well, when you son's 14, he can do it. No. Yeah, 14. I mean, if he's like six foot, maybe. He'll be fine. 14 is gonna be tough kids. I'm gonna scare the shit out. Now, now, Britain, I don't know if you know this,

but the upper classes of Britain used to send their children away to boarding school as Youngest six as young as six. I don't get how you know just bad parenting. I mean, I just try and get ready for class now What happens in those boarding schools was that Everybody the upper classmen molested the younger classmen the teachers the clergy everybody was fucking the boys to the sexual abuse of of the upper crust of england was very real very rampant and by the way they just don't talk about it they don't talk about it and also i would have you know i have been in situations with blue bloods when they get drunk Who's a blue blood?

Blue bloods are like the aristocrat and when they get drunk one of the guys Where are they getting drunk one of the guys? Like I was here in a couch with my buddy and he He kind of surfed over me and rubbed his body and his dick kind of hit my shoulder and I was like that's weird I don't know that guy. How old were you? Grabbed 50. 48. Well, that's just him hitting on you, bro. And my buddy goes, oh, typical upper class Brits,

they get gay when they get your... Oh my gosh. What do you mean? He's a little too cool about that. I know, when they go away to boarding school, they've all been indoctrinated Jesus sorry if I'm speaking out of turn Britain, but I think you guys know what I'm talking about Yeah, that's a that's an unwritten that'll come out mark my words that'll come out

See if it already has come out look at what you're looking for that chill. Let me take a piss. Why do you look at eaten? Academy in Let me take a piss while you're looking for. Look up, Eaton Academy. Yeah, I'm gonna eat a bunch, bro. Yeah, last week, yeah. Yeah. I'm not making light of malastation for sure. In the UK and you said, what about it?

Malastation? Eaton Academy in England, the listation claims. I just wanna see if there's been any former Eaton teacher jail for sexual abuse against humans. There's a bunch of articles. There's another one under it. Oh, not after saying that.

Yeah, there's always that stuff. But it happens rather than with the teachers, it probably happens a lot with pedophile eating culture. We call it culture. Yeah, to use. There you go. Yeah, there's a lot of other stuff.

There's a lot of other stuff. The boys, because they would be separated by sex, you know, and it was the boys that obviously aristocrat unveils the extent of sexual abuse at Eaton. There you go. See? It's helped to shed light on the extent of rape and sexual abuse in the exclusive public school Eaton. And when they say public, in Europe, that means a private school, I believe.

Robert Montaglou, the son of the tent or a sandwich Described how he stopped the young boy at the school from committing suicide After he was raped by two prefects In fact, he was so concerned with the young victim that he kept in touch with them all night via a walkie-talkie Unfortunately, these types of incidents are nothing new at elite public schools such as eating according to Mr. Montague. Yeah Yeah, I don't want to see that word yeah what is a young boys act of slaves to the older ones what is that with that weird like

older to younger by like partly here in like football teams wrestling teams there's like uh... hazing that gets accused of sexual assault and stuff like I'm sorry what does that mindset come from of like like that hazing my my feeling and my guess is it's probably men who are older who already have sexual attraction for boys and I also think anytime you have a group of men, and when it's a large group of men, typically the most aggressive,

asocial and violent takeover. You still tell my normal questions? Yeah, that, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, list of 50 too bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At that point. You had nothing to fight it. I did not. I did not do anything. Well, I was rather taking a back. Sound like Terry Cruz right now.

When his rather well coiffed pants brushed against my chin. Anyone ever tried to rub their old cockatill on your face? No, but I think I told this before the story of where there's a guy who was working at a church. Oh, yeah. And he would meet my friends escape board. He would always ask this come over and talk to us about God. So, he goes to his backyard and did a...

What do you call him? Barbecue, water. No, he just purified you. What's it called? That's a safe... He baptized this. That was the closest thing. But nothing didn't touch you?

No, he felt weird though. My parents, and he was a smoker. Maybe he just kind of baptized. It's kind of a good time. Wow, I mean, when you want to baptize a bunch of pre-pubescent, so I wanted to tell you a good time. I'm gonna save you from going out. Slip and slide.

No, this guy sounds like a good time. The liver of his mom. My friend was watching you, he takes those dip things, and he watched you put five in your mouth. Yeah. And he goes, how is he alive? I'm not a pussy, with a friend's name. Mark.

Well, Mark, I'm not a pussy, right? And I didn't get molested, but that's a lot That's whatever dude KG ever and we never try to rub your cocktail my mom was very much like you especially after my brother past He didn't let me like leave the house. Yeah, my kids can be as bad as they want But when they turn around looking go, but did you get molested? It could be a shirt. Did you get molested? What's up, daddy?

I mean, your vigilance is not lost on it, dude. Yeah, you can't go. You can go, the number one rule, no sleepovers, and let's just over here. No exceptions. Yeah. Yeah, I would, and no story time without the bride. Cause I'm gonna have some sympathy for these molesters.

Are you the nice guy, man? You're not very confrontational if I was your teacher. No teacher ever hit on me. Also my teachers were warlocks. They didn't have a chance. Yeah, they were kicking out of me. Oh, I always had a fantasy of a couple of teachers in mind. I never had any good looking teachers.

It's real shame. Man, this guy, Mr. McGee, which one out your gay? Yeah, I'm not having my science teacher. Mr. McGee Which one your gay? I'm having my size you mr. Davis man. Oh, I suggest there's this girl. I knew who loved Harry men My friend that was very hairy. She goes oh my god. It's the legs. I go you like that so weird She goes yes, and I go watch this. I just love a big giant guy with hair all over his body I said watch this I think it's because when I was a student I was like, you know and I had a teacher who was like he had he had these wrists and this big watches and he was just

Really hairy? Teeny smelled so good, and I thought he was like just so hot and I was like when I was becoming sexual I was like I can't fucking hear this It's so happens. Oh God. It's like to try to grout your hair. She goes, if you a guy You came to see a skin she goes yes, I just like a fucking cave. There are many a girl Man, well remember remember or Lovsky when he first got new FC He had hair when I'm so man here on his shoulder. Oh, yeah, he's got hair on his shoulders. Yeah, they start guys guys when he first Came on the scene. Oh, he's like a werewolf. Where he shaved that shit. They'll want to get more famous. Yeah. All right. What do you got, Chin?

All right. Well, quick question for bright. Now this episode is going to flag all the time. I will see, man. But bright. Do you normally when your kid take a skinny dipping? Because I don't think I've ever swam naked as a kid with friends or anything. Well, this was in the 70s. No, that's not saying like it was a normal back then. Yeah. Yeah. Cheers to asking your gay friends 70s, Bob. No, that's not saying it was a normal back then. Yeah. Yeah. Just asking, you're gay friends. Oh, it's too young to be. Yeah, there was no, when you went to camp, I went to summer camp.

My parents were overseas, so I had to go to summer camp. I didn't see my parents. Yeah, that sucks. And I went to boarding school, and then I would go to summer camp. But before that, I would go to summer camp too, because we'd come to the States States and it was out of the state my grandparents.

But whose idea was it to skinny dip all the time? Was it you buddy? Um, that's what we're trying to get. No, no, when you were on a camping trip or whatever, everybody would just take their clothes off and jump in the water. You don't have shorts? I don't know. You did though.

Just you're on a camping trip. I guess we did, but we just got naked. That's the problem. Because we weren't showering, we I guess we did, but we just got naked. That's the problem. Because we weren't showering. We probably jumped in the lake and we just got all night. You just got all night. You'd jump in the water. Yeah, but none of us thought about it really.

That's the problem. Looking back though, there was a kid who was really gay. And we thought he was just super sensitive. And we used to, like, make fun of him. But we're not in a bad way. Like, he cried because his parents weren't coming the day he thought they were alive. We were like, we didn't know though.

We just thought he was being too sensitive. And he missed his mom and dad, he piece of shit. And we were like, don't be a bitch. Kim Skinny did. He was super feminine. Yeah. And then you guys kept talking. No, he wouldn't, he wouldn't, he wouldn't jump

in the water and make it. Yeah, cause he's a good guy. And he was like, skinny dip all the time. But if you're, you're asking for it, if you're with a bunch of guys, we're boys. And we're all naked and you're like, I don't want to, we want a roast to do. For sure.

Take your fucking hands off. You're a cock thief. You're like, can you believe that guy grabbed my junk? Yeah, dude, cause you're constantly rubbing in his face, jumping into the building. Well, you got a bunch of boys naked and that's a pedophile's dream. We didn't know, but of course, it's a pedophile.

That's why he was a camp counselor. What made, why would you spend your summer making no money as a camp counselor? Some people love kids, you can't do that. Sure, they do. I love kids. But they're also a pretty time, I do a camp counselor. If it's my own kid, but as soon as they're like,

we're on skin to be like, whoa, no, no, no. Typically, I'm not, like, I have people who work with children, especially disadvantaged children, they're saints, they're great. God bless you. You're awesome. Bad apples, I don't wanna say yet. So they can get in there.

But I do think just like with the priesthood, there are pedophiles, there are predators. Oh yeah, because they know that's the... That's a great way for me to get mine, and they get themselves in those positions Which is of course why you have to have all kinds of background. Let's just be straight up 100% here You made it pretty easy for that pedophile though skinny dip in all the fucking time That's on you bro. You think you playing in the kid now playing you well

I was only 56. I was nine. You kept skinny dipping, but I But I didn't know I'm not an adult. It was all true. It wasn't like I was 28 years old in the pool. I was 28 with a shaved body. Oops. Forgot my bathing suit. What do you got, Chin? All right, all in all in all in all in all in all in all.

It's making it more difficult. Yeah, making it a little more difficult. How about this? Ronnie James suffers conjecture. We were just talking about him with our boy during a USC workout. USC workout. And there's like people talking about certain things. I'm sure you guys know.

Elon Musk came out and said, It's like my own card I've seen. Yeah. I did this one. And again, I'm not an anti-vaxxer. I just think, is it okay to, can we look into it? Like, I don't think your anti-vector, like we have heard the myocondriate,

not a part of this. Is a side effect. Myocondriate just means inflammation, but it's just a problem. Like can we just, I'm not saying all vaccines are bad. Can we just look into it and you don't call me far right anti-vaxxer? Is it okay to say that?

No, you can't. Is it weird that all these athletes and young kids that a lot of them have the common denominator that they got the vaccine and they're having issues now? That's all right. It saved a lot of people's lives and there's a side effect and this is one of them. So, I know if you saw RFK Jr. talking about,

he was in front of Congress, he goes, I've got a flu vaccine every year for 20 years. All my kids are vaccinated. I stuck to every vaccine. He's not that sensitive. And that's the meaning of trying to, he said I just didn't get the COVID one. Yeah, correct.

And he was asking questions, so. I think he's looking to ask questions. And then if a legit doctor who's not on the left, not on the right, comes out and is like, we looked into it, it's actually a different condition. That would help everybody. But to just be silent, like, nah, it's something else. Well, that ain't holding water anymore.

You'll be transparent. This isn't holding it water anymore. You guys, you guys kept my kids out of school for two years and you ruined business after business after business. And we'd like some answers. We still don't know the origin. And they take no accountability. No, that's the issue. There's no offense.

And as a result, fuck you and fuck you twice. That's horrible for Brony James. And that's what kind of really got me there. We won't talk about that. No, but for Brony James, I just got that C. But if he has a heart condition, that could really affect his career. That's a bummer. Yeah, so he's out at ICU. I think he's okay now. He just got that, see? But, you know, if he has a heart condition, I could really affect his career. It's a bummer.

Yeah, so he's out of ICU. I think he's still the hospital out of intensive care. And there was a very, you know, popular YouTube doctor. I'm not sure what kind of doctor is. He does a lot of MMA stuff when people break their bones and stuff like that. He was saying that this could potentially be a career under unless they find exactly what caused it and they can kind

of like, you know, regulate it. But the problem is, they can't find it. He's rich. Here's a problem, Tim. We're in such a political climate. Like, let's say they're not going to say that. It would be the rare circumstance where it was from the vaccine. We will never find that out.

They don't want to admit to it. So then this kid loses his career because they don't want to admit that maybe the vaccine did do this. We will never find out. His family won kid loses career because they don't want to admit that maybe the vaccine did do this we will never find out his family won't find out because they know that would blow the roof off the problem is maybe he's the the outlier and he suffers from this because of vaccine he's outlier doesn't mean the vaccine is bad he's just outlier they don't want that get out better way to say is this there are a lot of scientists a lot of scientists who are immunologists, vaccinologists,

and who study this, who would agree with some of the things you're saying. But I'm saying I don't know, but let's knock that off so you can... Well, I will. ...because the rights run in with this, which isn't good. The left is running with this, no, it's not that. But if it was transparent, I think what somebody said something, when you say the science, you're saying it's all settled.

Science never settled. So don't save the sciences if you have all the truth. But we are learning as we go and stay open. Now, let's change subjects, because I saw a movie I want to talk about. Oh, shit. And it was a horrible taste. Oh, you say Barbie?

I did. It cracked me up. You say that on the crowder. Let me know it goes for you. But it cracked me up. Do this on the say Barbie. I did it crack me up. Say that on Crowder. Let me know it goes for it Crack me up. Do this on powder really creative and funny Ryan Gosling's hilarious, but you're your cock No, no, I've heard the stories about that show that I was pushing this weird They say it was like there is a try saw some the barbie's also the barbie's definitely is But but but it's talking cheek cheek and I have to say, I have to say, I have to say,

I don't know how they make the mail look all stupid. But they do, but it's Ken, but I have to say, it was super creative and super funny. And people who are off in arms about it, it's the wrong fight to have. It was actually super creative. It was actually hilarious and really well done and weird and smart, funny.

That movie's for people like you, right? No, right. No, I'm telling you, there's a reason it's crushing at the box office. Well, of course. It's every woman seeing it. No, but it's funny. I'm telling you, it's funny.

She's part of Robbie's the best movie star. I may be ever I mean she's incredible You know you are you're too hybrid and and and our boy bring up our boy bring up our boys body bring up Ken I can doll. Yeah, bro. He look at his body, but he's so funny. Yeah, small guy. Hey small. It's what he's small No, no, he's six foot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ryan Gosling. Yeah. Everybody's six feet above. You can dance and shit like that. Bob, everybody's six feet above. I bet you he's not even six foot on Wikipedia. On Google.

What do you, how tall do you think he is? Five, nine. Oh, come on, you gotta give me more than that, Baba. He's got me. I don't think so. I think he's six feet. Nice and shredded, right? I'm a fan.

Oh, he's a man. I love him in a raw lot land. That's his best performance. You got to see him in there. That's real talent. I won't see this, Brian. I'm not a cut. You guys, let me ask you this, though.

Who'd you go with? Didn't go with your buddies, did ya? I didn't go with you. You went with your skinny, different buddies, right? No, I... No, no, who'd you go with? No other guys, right? Come on.

You always say cool women. Be cool, Brian. Women, my lady and a couple of friends of ours. There you go. The girls were the ones who took us there. There you go. And they dressed in pink. Look cool bro. I went with my my lady and and and a couple friend of ours You know the girls were the ones who took us there. There you go and they dressed in pink look bro And you're you that out you like that was I know men say this movie's bad is so good, right? It was so creative Barbie bro be cool, man I I just went to see it with some people and yeah, there were a lot of like girls there

Yeah, and you know what see Oppen And you didn't want to see Oppenheimer? I did want to see Oppenheimer, but I'm not sure. That's how you saw Oppenheimer. Bro, because you could have saw Oppenheimer, which is history or Barbie. Come on, be cool, man. Just see the, please see the movie. You know what?

It would take so much like, I want to see Oppenheimer. I don't even go to the movies with my kids, man. So until it comes out on demand, I don't see anything. I mean, sure as fuck not, Barbie you cop. No. And then you're trying to pitch. No, please. The rest of us to see it, dude.

No, guys, please, just hear me out. We got to him, government spot. Guys, no, hear me out. Listen, it's a very funny movie. And it's hard to, you know, it's hard to argue with that kind of creativity It's crushing it's crushing dude. It's crushing. I didn't see Super Mario Brothers Well my kids love that movie. I think movies great And Will Ferrell's did he's hilarious

I think movies great. And Will Ferrell's dead, he's hilarious. Yeah, I'm not seeing it, dude. Bro, please, I'm begging. I only have so many hours in the day. I'm not wasting my life. I'm begging you. No, I've never liked Barbie. No, I know, I haven't either.

I wouldn't have seen it, but I'm glad I did. You're gay, man, dude. I've never seen it. And one of these things, Barbie takes it from both sides. Takes it from the feminist, takes it from the other, the girls, both sides. I don't the feminist, takes it from the other girls, both sides. I don't care.

I don't care. I don't care. And Oppenheimer, three hours long. I don't know. That's a long one. Yeah, long out. I hear very good though. I heard it's so good.

Yeah. Right down the junior's straight came out and was like, this is the best move I've ever had. Do you know what it's about? Yeah. What's it about? Oppenheimer came up with the bomb that dropped,'s about? Yeah. What's it about? Oppenheimer came up with the bomb that dropped,

fucking underground. Yeah. Yeah, it's a mad happen. I mean, hang out with your dumb friends. It's all Barbie. Do you know what Oppenheimer is even about? You see Barbie though. I just want to make sure you know.

And you know, I think Barstall posted a map of the cities that more people saw Oppenheimer and the Barbie. That's how I'm like, all those are educate cities. So if you have a choice, you've seen up in high-end than Barbie. That's how you know you cock, right? No, no, Barbie was shockingly... Hey, love you.

Just ain't enough pop up. Do this on Crowder. Do it to Crowder. Please, I'm proud of you. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, it's light them up. August, I'm not on until August 7th, but we'll get on there. I'll be good for you, dude. Do it to Crowder. Please, I'm proud. Please watch it. I'm going to, I'm going to, it's, blind him up. August, I'm not on until August 7th, but we'll get on there.

I'll be good for you, dude. Do it on there. Yeah, I'm gonna bring that up, cause you know it's gonna be. Bring it up on Rogan. Cause the right, the right can't stand the movie cause they talk about the patriarch and stuff.

But they're just, they're not, they're not. It's not the fight to have. It's not the hell of a dion. Well, you're dion on a hell of a piece of it. Well, what do we got here now? Well, what's this? Oh, what's this, Chin? Make sure you delete all that, of course. that of course so your boy both of your friends uh...

well your friends with donald soroni and i guess so this is all new soroni came on could fight campaign city once fight and you take said uh... court uh... said uh... joe shillings been trying to fight him forever but he always like ran from those two no let me play this real quick This is Adam 22 and Eight in Ross and they're talking to Andrew Tate here and there's edge or wait what do you call it? Is this reason? This is not that read seven days

With the UFC fighter Donald Cowboys Seroni and he pulled up some old And you tape kickboxy matches on the companion. That's what he's talking about. And did a pretty good job of making the point of why not give me credit. I like it. My record stands for itself. It was on my show. A fight four time world champion. I fought a bunch of rules including MMA and I'm very confident in my abilities as for its own. Didn't the Greger finish him pretty quick. If you do things I can't fight then if you want to tell me to my face and keep my asses welcome to try and I strongly believe you would regret that decision And that's as far as I need to take it one. Listen, I like Andrew Tain. I don't people make a fun for his box and record something like that I mean strongly to fuck him up don't get twisted for it's wrong

Fuck Andrew Tain up And I think sorrows are just going after him. Okay, so famous like they wouldn't be going after me We went this big big name But I know Joe Sheldon was trying to fight him for years. Yeah, you just, you know, just never happened. You don't want, part of Joe Schilling. You don't want to part, Joe Schilling. You don't want to kill him.

You don't want them problems. You don't want those guys. You don't want those problems. I'm gonna do, take, who gives a fuck? I'm like, who said, okay. Also, it's such a bad example, go, didn't you get knocked out with Conrad Greger? What?

You got Conrad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he did though. Yeah. Like Joe's showing, he didn't fight, like you look at his record, you see the guys they fought, you know, is what it is.

Yeah. But, but, but, take legit fighter. Yeah. Yeah. So Donald's Ronin made this video yesterday. So, so what, where is, Andrew's still on House Rest over there.

He's doing what he's doing. What'd you say? He's in House Rest doing interviews from Romania. Yeah, he's got big problems. He's got some big problems. I think that is a real, I am not optimistic about his. I am, because the girls that did it came out and said that they were forced to do it and got paid.

So that helps them out. What did they say that recently? No, that's been out for a while. Because this talk, this, this, this, the, it's like, God, you watch a hit piece. Do you watch this after Barbie? No, it's, God, dog. Who are you, bro? No, it's, it's in, I think Andrew's in the lot of choke. Go see Barbie, guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and I'm telling you, he's in a lot of trouble. It's just that Romania bull shit. It's not turning me into a power bottom. I'm just saying, bro. Let me just be cool.

Be cool. You're heated up right now. Your jets are fired. They're firing on all cylinders. I forgive you with the skinny dip stuff. And then this. Look, bro, I'm just feeling a little sensitive right now. Like, look, I'm just saying.

He's in a lot of trouble. I think he's gonna have some serious problems. He's not though. If you know, if you've fallen it, now listen, the Romania government has crooked his fuck and there he would be let out anywhere else in the world. If he's American, he's fine. Romania, I don't know how it works out there. Yeah. You need to get the fuck out of there. Yeah. If they do let him out, he'll be fine. Well, the stuff he was saying on back in the day, there's the of how he would do these things. That's what's gonna be used against him, right?

But the girls that came out and said they were paid. They're on record saying they were paid and told to say that. Okay. And those are the two examples they have to hold down. That has been out for six months, Brian. This is the most recent thing that came out. Yeah, but think about all the Rolling Stones.

Don't, so yeah, don't click on Rolling Stones. It all the rolling stone. Don't click on rolling stone. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, I don, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, guys don't want to educate yourself, you got to go deep on it. You got to really look into the nitty-gritty of it. You can't just Google, and you take, because of the media who hates the guys, you're gonna pop up the worst stories. You fucking cock. All right? For me? Yeah.

Oh, I Google it too. I wrote Rolling Stones, man. They say screws. That's, I feel like I don't talk that way, dude. Come on, man, be cool, I'll have to knife you, and I don't want to knife you. All right? I don't talk that way, dude. Come on, man, be cool, we're all half the knife you and I don't wanna knife you. Pfft. All right? I don't know, Bob, he's got whatever.

He's got whatever. When you bring up Google, yeah, if you read that, he has issues. And Trump's gonna rest, did you dumbass? You that guy. What? No, bro. Trump's going to prison, he is.

Oh, is he? No, don't, how are you like that? Trump's going to prison, go see Barbie. Right is he? No, don't. How are you? How are you? Trump's going to prison. Go see Barbie. No, don't, don't do that. I'm not, that's not how I talk, bro. I talk like this. All right. It's tough because the waters are so murky because this side hates them, this side loves them.

So the water is so murky, it's tough to figure out what it's got to do. It's always tough to find out what's really important. He has so much influence and he's going against the matrix. You don't know what that is. You don't know what I mean. You're in it. You're in it. You promote it.

I mentioned Barb. Barbies actually very good at very educational for women. I didn't say that. That's not the part I said, bro. The only thing that movies miss since Amy Schumer, I'm talking about it. I never would be an A plus if Amy Schumer speaks for that.

I never said that there please Is Lizzo in it? No, she's not no. I'm pretty sure they offered a role. Yeah, well Yeah, and the director's very funny Let me see this sure So this is a sweet story this lady when she was a teenager her father was arrested for a violent crime And when she got married recently she had the arresting officer walk her down the aisle Was the crime against her or the mom? It was just in general violent crime But it's a good man, right? She is also in law enforcement now. Oh

Story kind of makes me sad told her she had the me too the cop who put her father away in prison Mm-hmm walk it on the aisle Yeah, she didn't have a dad. He's gonna want to cry right now. I don't why weddings here No, I can wait. No, I'll help me up Please Please do okay. I feel like crying right now. You like crying in Barbie when Ken, God, don't do it.

When John's he, no. I like Barbie, there's just too much Ken. Oh, he was a brave, I wish you, the copper wrestler, her abusive father. Oh, that's a story then. There you go. That's a note we could use. You see?

That's his note. We could use George. That's on me. That abusive father, that makes sense. Yeah, I'm all cocked up. I thought the dad was like, he got recipe because he's trying to feed the family robbed the bank because the kids were starving Like your dad you put him away. She invites him to wedding. I don't know the dad was abusing the kids. Yeah, that's a great story then. Yeah Yeah

My apologies. She got wagon. Oh Let me see that's a wagon, bro. Look, I can talk like a wagon. Oh, you guys skin past. Look, look, he's got a wagon. It's a feel right, man. Go skinny dip with your friends. Nah, bro. And she got gin.

This one, okay. So, remember the most recent one we saw with Jonah Hill and his texts or releasing text messages? So baby Rexha, she's been, a lot of times she says she gets a lot of hate about people complaining about her weight, how she gains weight and this and that. So she had a super job. So she put her man on the flat.

She put her man on the flat. She broke it with him apparently. Okay, just so everybody knows, when you do this once, every other guy, if they're smart, goes, I'm not dating that girl. Well, I think she'll be all right. She's so bad. And she's talented.

She's so lucky. Like a week or a few weeks ago, she put this out on the internet and everyone was on her side because like how could he say something about her weight, right? I did he say though. So we'll show you the text here. So now fans rally behind the ex boyfriend. And here's the text.

Here's the text. Hey, I never said you weren't beautiful. I never said I didn't love you. In fact, I said how beautiful you are and how much I loved you. But I always said I would be honest with you and your face was changing. So I told you.

So I told you. So I told you. I was the commentator at your house. You asked because I care, would you rather I lie to you? You gained 35 pounds. Obviously you gained weight and your face changes. Should I just pretend it didn't happen

and that's okay? Come on, I gained three pounds and you call me chubs and fat. It doesn't mean you don't love me. If you're trying to find reasons to break up, this makes sense. But it's not the real reason. If you're unhappy with me yourself, with life, and don't see a future with us, then it's okay and that's the reason.

Don't use something like that to weaponize your anger or anxiety or any insecurities you may have. You know I always found you to be beautiful and loved you no matter what. I think it's important for you to think about things and write things down, speak to a therapist and do this retreat thing to get to the root of the problem. Let me know if you'd like to speak, if you need more clarity, love you.

That's a good guy. That's a good guy. Yeah, that's sharing me works too. And she put that, she put that, or yeah, she put that up. And she thought people were like, yeah, girl, go, but everyone's like, oh, this guy sounds like a really nice guy.

Yeah, so now he was like, I put on three pounds in fact. Wait, what did she ask? What was her comment on that though? What do you mean? She had a comment on this. She had a comment on this. It was on her Instagram story.

But I mean, she's the one to ask like to tell. She shared text messages of him letting her know she's getting a little weight too much weight. After she asked him, she's like, yes, for the true answer, I'm getting weight. But bring up the pictures. How much weight after she asked him she's asked for the truth. I started gaining weight but bring up the picture. How much weight did she gain? She does. She's always been curvy, dude. A fun curvy, too. Let me see. Let me see. That's him with her right there. Okay. I'm a huge fan of that, right? I'm a huge fan. Calm down, Barbie. Yeah. All right. Again,

there. She's absolutely out of shit. A a little bigger there. Why I have no problem about that though I have absolutely no problem. No, there you go, but but but by the way if she gained a lot of weight Yeah, okay, she probably has weight swings if she did I get it. She says she has some sort of condition Overreaction Overreeding. Yeah, look at her there. Oh, she's bad at fuck, bro. Yeah, there's no problems here. We have no problems here.

But also, if she, I was a lot thinner, I did gain some weight that comes to territory. I'm not mad about it because it's true, but when you see things like that, it does mess with you. You know what, somebody's going through and what they're going through in life, so it's kind of tough, but I feel like in 2023,

we should not be talking about people's weight. You told him to tell you. No, this is before. She's always been saying stuff about people complaining about her weight, like saying. Every guy knows if your girl asks you if these pants look good or if I look bad in these, you say no.

They always lie. You're not gonna get anywhere by time. She has a cystic ovary syndrome. There you go. There you go. And that's not why you're getting weight. She has the cystic ovary syndrome. No, you don't. No, you don't. And that's not why you're getting weight. She has the hit scene called Bad Bitch. We're taking a lot of calories.

But I think she's hot. So yeah, she's hot. And I got no problems. She was literally on. Go up, Jen. No, no, no. I literally jumped 30 pounds so quickly, maybe a little bit more, but maybe a little bit more.

I mean, she jumped 40. But we just got to be positive and just show people love. Yeah, dude. I literally jumped 30 pounds so quickly maybe a little bit more, but maybe a little bit more That means you jump 40 But we just got to be positive and just show people love Yeah, dude, but you asked him he was like you put a little weight on your face Well, by the way, I got moon face girl. Yeah, and I Feeded that you're yeah moon face. It's all dirty. 30 pounds is that's a lot Well, it's a little bit more. That means 40 pounds. Yeah, she's like five five That's a lot of work. That's a lot of work. That's a lot of work.

Oh, that'll change it. That'll change it. And all you do is, like, KB, we told me to stay some fat. Some people carry it in their face. Maybe, yeah. Where do you put your weight on? Your face. Face and dick.

Face and dick. Lucky. Face and dick. Face and dick. Face and dick. Face and dick. Face and dick. Face and dick. Face and dick face get my dick it's so fat. I love girls were like it's just my boobs and butt That's about I go eat up. Yeah, yeah, you know this girls. There's girls out there. There are girls like that

You're like Jesus Christ. Yeah, my girl. I know all my way cuz my butt my girl. She's like oh my god Me and just goes my butt titties on my girl to eat up girl. Yeah My girls I gained five pounds But if my but even my girls I can let me know if I'm getting some weight I'll never see yeah, I bet I can't five pounds. But even my girls, he let me know if I'm getting some weight. Never seen. Yeah. I'll see it. If you gain 30 pounds, that's like 30 pounds.

If you gain 30 pounds, I gotta move out. Well my friends, my friends, my friends, why don't tell you just to move out? My friends, I do, I go, hey, you're bagged a pack, right? My friends, my friends, dad's girlfriend. I'll tell you later. She was, he was older of course, and she was 40 and she, he goes,

he said, I don't like having sex with her anymore. My buddy's like, why dad? And he goes, she's got a belly, it's disgusting. That's tough. She had a belly, she put her weight on in her belly. So she had a, because she drank a lot. It's most people, oh yeah, it a lot most people oh yes I can't do it I just can't have sex with her to be farting yeah I don't mind if it goes to your butt and but but when it goes to your belly it's a little bit for me just yeah I need to know there's also some of those women who are like they put on

a hundred twenty pounds like it's after the baby's the baby weight my calder kid twelve well like after the baby's the baby weight my caldricate 12. Well, well, yeah. I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something that's gonna sound a little bit mean, but I'm just gonna say it. So I have no problem with weight. Like you see a girl's and she might be what you would consider overweight. And if she's, if she's just curvy, like in the right place, I'm in.

I mean, I prefer that. Yeah, I like it. But there was a girl who I felt that way about and then like there is a thing when if somebody is a little too overweight and they lie down, they get wet. Wider. Yeah. They contend to look different. They're just things going.

They expand. Yes. And that's through me. Well, all the stuff holding it up goes. That's through me off That was like wow you You know that that that really kind of goes out east to west there. Yeah, that was interesting But overall I got no problem beauty neither beholder dude, huh?

Beauty's in it teach their own like you know, but it's like you know in the sheep you know when the steam roller Hit in the cartoon goes over. Yeah, the cartoon run runner and you're like whoa It was I tell you were all right. Let's let's keep going I don't want to be mean This might be the last one so that girl that we talked about many times already call you Russell She finally admitted guilt that she made everything up and she still doesn't there's no like you voted for yet, but this was she said Well, there's no like, you voted for yet, but this is what she said. Now, press conference Monday, attorney saying

that they're client admitted to lying about their events July 13th to the 15th. You're thinking from seeing a toddler on the side of I-459, being abducted by a white man, classic, with orange hair. Okay, and even leaving the Hoover area in general was a lie. I know, they're like, what?

You've been so bad. You've been so bad. She didn't have any help in active alone, but her motive for staging her own kidnapping Even the Hoover area in general is a lie. I know, they're like, what? You're supposed to make a bad guy. She didn't have any help in actor alone, but her motive for staging her own kidnapping has not been yet revealed. Yeah, I'd love to hear why. That also read that she said in the statement that she, the guy that kidnapped her, him and another female accomplice were taking pictures

of her naked. And then since this happened, her boyfriend, or now potentially your ex-boyfriend put this out on Instagram. So, colleagues, actions created hurt, confusion and dishonesty. So does she do it just to cover up, maybe she said, I wonder if she did get pictures? That's the only thing I could think of. Too much girl. Too much.

So, she's got a jail for this. Yeah, I wonder what legal, because the cops involved all that? Like a big man hunt? I don't think there's a big man hunt, but cops. Yeah. Is there a boyfriend that didn't know what was going on? No, there's her family and her boyfriend believed everything,

but now a boyfriend's like, he's out, that's the reason. No longer a boyfriend. Yeah. Probably get asked to pay back the money from the investigation, maybe. Yeah, I don't know what's, I mean, yeah, she's like new prison stuff for that, right?

The cops like, yeah, the internet's gonna take care of this one. Or a boyfriend to hand some, dude. Did Jesse Smolay do prison time? No, nothing. Homeboy's hand time. Yeah, it can mean you service, I think. Kyle. And then his career got ruined.

He's got style. Small guy. Can you look up how tall? Ryan Gothen? Yeah. Just like on Barbie. I just want to see because I'm so impressed with this acting. Yeah, six feet above. Well, that means five, ten. I don't know about six feet. Let's see if he's next to any other celebrities. Yeah. There he is with... Oh boy, here I suppose.

I've ever been a six too. Damn. She's wearing heels. Look at his boots. Who is that? Girl. That's that one girl. She's named right.

She's with Ben Affleck for a little while. Yeah, she's great. Jesus. Jesus. Even Mendes. Oh, so even M Mendes 6 foot to that She got heels on the and he was waiting for the river. He's pretty tall and he has boots on I'd say he's my height I think he's fight you're not six foot either. Yeah, but if I really stand up tall

Anodama's I She's Marylyn Marrow. That's John Hamm right? No, that's Chris Evans. Evans. I mean, he seems pretty tall. He's definitely not short. You've never seen her before? Jesus Christ did.

She's starting Marylyn Marrow. And that's like she's great in that. Yeah. He's a real loner. He kind of keeps to himself. I don't know that. But hey, do you go see Barbie Brian recommends it. No, no, he's very funny in that.

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