The Fighter & The Kid - Callen Promises to Throw Himself to the Ground, Unless.. | TFATK Ep. 998

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen discuss the new details in the Conor McGregor vs Michael Chandler controversy and rumors, Bry's take on who wins between Leon Edwards and Belal Muhammad, Brendan's emotional proud father moment with Tiger's baseball playing evolution, current events around the world including stories from Stephen A. Smith vs Monica McNutt, Valentina Shevchenko's controversial water strategy on TUF and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE! Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

Yes, we did. Cause we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Take my, I'm going to take my, uh, before you start performing shot, you need a little mental supercharger. I like the taste to go at it today.

Yeah. I do. I'm to verbally spar with a kid with CT. This is I, um, I get, I, I do feel like a sense of focus. Cause I'm like all over the place. And so when we talk somehow, I feel like I'm, I feel like, I don't know how to explain it, but I feel like there's this, a more of a narrowing

and I'm not thinking about anything else. It helps you focus? Yeah. I think you need to see a professional too though. I think this helps and it's a step in the right direction. I have ADHD. And I'm glad you're being honest. And also I'm going to say it again because I want you to know this happy pride month. Happy pride month.

I want you to know I respect you. How come Magic Mine green is not part of that? That's a green green. That's a nice green. I The grass? It's a mossy, it's a mossy grass. I know our boys says only drink one, but I only drink four a day. You drink a lot. Yep.

I only drink one a day. I feel like it's all I need. I don't want to fuck around. I've never done two. I won't do two. Might as well. Yeah, I like it. I don't think you can ever take too much.

My wife's addicted to this shit. Your boy, El Tigre, balled out yesterday, bud. Bro, you told me, I got a text from Brendan. I felt like crying. Brendan's son pitched a no hitter in this all star league of the best kids in the area. And he had to walk away because he started crying. People ask me what you're up to.

I go, podcasting and coaching his children. Living life, man. It's your favorite thing. It's the best. It's only the most important job. It's pretty important Yeah, and time goes fast Time goes fast even this morning I went to 17 years old right now, bro

When I went to wake always in his undies like all sprout out and him and his brother have to share room So they share a bed and boss. He's just like push to the side. He just sprout like yeah, this kid is fucking massive I'm like, hey, I slept in the house like wake up dude. I had wake up I got some clothes on growing. There's a lot of Let's get going just a little giant, but you know, yeah, you know how you and me we don't We don't do well at like living in the moment as they say I'm the worst when it comes to work all that my Achievements, I never look back on it. Not with my kids, man. Nah, it puts you right in the moment. Oh man.

I feel that way too when I look at my son's face, like whether it's my fin or my little one, it puts me right in the moment. It puts me right in the fucking moment. Hey, by the way, I decided to do a little boxing yesterday. What are you making about, you okay? And I'm, what's the word, is source to weak award? Source to weak award. When was the last time you did it? Yeah, been a while. And I was doing what's the word? Is sores too weak a word? Sores too weak a word.

When was the last time you did it? Yeah, been a while. And I was doing like little centipede steps since guys like Armenian got really good coach, bap, bap, hidden. And I'm just like, it seems like you'd be all right, but if you haven't done it in a while, you're gonna be a little sore.

No sparring either, just moving around. But any workout, if you haven't done it in a while, because it's different muscles, so you're not used to it used to you're gonna be sore. A little sore, a little sore. It's all good. You do it like once a month. Hey, look at me.

I don't like that question. I like talking about living the moment. I'm talking about living the moment with our kids and you're like, I went boxing, cool, so we'll do it. Here's the thing. When I say you're wasting your fucking time. Hold on. No, hold on.

No, hold on. You're gonna make me mad. my hands are vipin quick I know dude I know now for anybody yeah doing something once a month that's a might as well take I don't want to take your dick and slam it in that don't do it once a month first of all I pay for the unlimited classes you your sucker

they got you too I pay for the unlimited classes your ones we I've been there twice now. Here's the thing. Let me finish I'm gonna get a rhythm going. I Been busy man. I got a drive. It's a little drive past black house. Anyway, you know, listen, man Hey, Jim, what do we got? The fucking UFC. Hey, can I ask you a question? What's this? I hear some rumblings about the Chandler Connor fight. I'm going to it Well rumblings, man. What do you run? Well, there's no rumbling. So here's what we know. Yeah is I think we kind of talked about

On Monday, but what we know for facts so far is they canceled the presser and the UFC took the UFC 302 stuff off of their website and There's been all three three or three. Yeah, the UFC 302 stuff off of their website, and there's been all this. 303. 303, yeah, so UFC 303, Conor versus Chandler. So they've pulled that off their website. From my source. But, my friend, so today I looked at it and it's still on, but just, I don't know what that means.

They took it off of the, not off the, not that, they took it off of, I think the not that they took it off of I think it was on the espm plus so at the bottom it has actually buy it. Yeah, so it's off. Yeah um, so what we know is that Connor's not you know, he's not doing any the promotion for it and there's all these speculations all this stuff From my source is pretty good. And from people around the water cooler, it's a, it's a leg injury. It's a leg injury, but I don't think it's like, it's not like crazy significant. And the reason it's not coming out. Cause I think Connor's still

going to fight. Remember Connor hurt was fought hurt against Chad Mendez. He's fought hurt against Chad Mendez. Yeah, he had a, he had a spot hurt against us and poor like he's fought hurt a few times. Um, it's, I can't imagine Connor pulling out unless it was like a made like a break or something like that. So I think it's still going on, but I have heard that UFC scrambling to find a main event. Damn man. Just in case.

And, and Volkonovsky put his, his name into the hat. He was like, I'm down. They want short notice and they're paid to fight. He didn't say he's no, no, no, no. Here's the other, forget all that. Everyone going max hallway versus Chandler BMF title. Chael said that. Forget all that.

The forget all that you got to realize Chandler has passed up so many opportunities at the last leg of his career. So many opportunities, just to fight Conor McGregor. And if you think a small leg injury is going to make him take another fight, it's that's insane. There's no way. The thing that alarms me to be honest, the thing that really alarms me, and maybe it's just Chandler taking a break because you know, they were this close to the fight is Chandler posted that he's headed back to Tennessee.

He's leaving Florida, he's leaving his camp, going back to Tennessee. So that's a little alarming. But again, that you know, we live in extremes, people freak out. It could also be like, okay, I got a doll camp back. They're going to push it out a month, push it out two months. I need to take a break because I've been in might push it out two months. It will be postponed We think no, I see we the only reason why you think it'd be postponed is Chandler Going leaving camp that if Chandler wasn't leaving camp. I'm like this fights 100% still going on him posting

He's leaving camp going back home. I was a girl. That's not ideal. Yeah, cuz I gotta tell you I'm very excited about the Leon Edwards below mom and fight Yeah, let's stay on Connor though. We'll get to that but With with Connor and channel, I just think Connor knows man. He talks about the greatest comeback of all time he's the biggest star in the UFC if it's just a like a Leg injury that we can navigate if it was a straight-up broken leg broken foot We can't fight the UFC would announce it. So that's what gives me hope

Mm-hmm. If it was for sure off the UFC, especially a month out they get a market this thing Yeah, we would have more news. Yeah, and then Dana came out. It was like breaking news I was like, here we go update and he did a UFC Denver fight night update. Well, okay. Yeah, so I do think if Connor was actually not gonna fight a UFC 302, we would know. The UFC would make the announcement. I think he still shows up.

People, y'all must've forgot. And everyone's like, oh, you're just a fan boy. Yeah, for sure. But y'all must've forgot. Connor's at the end of the day is a monster, dude. He's not, and he's never let down, he's never let down the UFC. I know he has all the money in the world and doesn't need it. When he commits to it. Yeah, don't get twisted.

Like he's a business owner, he's a dad, he's this. At the end of the day, that guy's one of the greatest to ever do it. And if you think a small leg injury is going to make him pull out and he think about it. He's also been saying, I, I, I've been ready to fight for how long now? How many times has he tried to get a fight and you've seen him give it to him? He even talked about retirement, that's about boxing. So if he finally has a date, I just, if you're, if you followed Conor's career as closely as I have, I just don't see this man pulling out I don't either I still think he gets it done. You know, I'm you know, I'm also a guy that sees the glass

Thank you me lady. I'm also also a guy that sees the glass half full But I just and you look at the resume and point to all signs that Connor's not gonna miss this The only the biggest red flag I think that people are just kind of looking past is Chandler leaving camp. That's alarming And I probably should have done my journalists work and called or text them before this but I've CT and and you made me do this earlier in the morning than we're used to So I if I had to bet, I bet the fight still happens. Really? But anyone like with, with, with chair going, Oh, BMF title, Max Holloway, Chandler, like,

dude, you think Chandler waited this long and missing valuable, valuable time in his career at his age. You think he's waited this long to fight for a BMF title? Yeah. I just don't see it. He needs, he wants that big boy payday. He wants the red penny night bodyed up. That boy's all body up. But I think what, uh,

adds gas to this whole, the conspiracies of, Oh, it's drug testing and Connor's pulling out and this is, you know, him posting videos, him partying and all that stuff. Like, he's not taking it serious. It's like, eh, but he's been doing that. Yeah. Let's take a little break. Um, take a break.

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If it was a straight up break and they were going to pull Connor, we would know by now. We'd know by now. Maybe it's a wait and see. They're trying to figure out what's really going on. No, I think they know. Yeah, you know what? You might be right.

They might be like, let's, because Connor might be like, I'm fine. And then who knows how bad it is. And some doctors are like, dude, you know what? You might be right. They might be like, let's cause Connor might be like, I'm fine. And then who knows how bad it is. And some doctors like he's dude, if he does this and it breaks, whatever fully we're screwed and the UFC is like, man, we can't risk a main event. And you in the first round, you step wrong or you go to kick and you're fucking foot fall. Well, one of the things that you, exactly.

One of the things I've talked to so many guys from Tiago Alva is Mike Brown, guys who are coaches, guys who are fighters, Colby, whoever it might be. You're always dealing with some kind of an injury. I told you that. Right. You're always dealing with some kind of pain. You're always dealing with something that's not working. And the fans don't know, the fighters don't say that.

They know, no one tells you that. Yeah. Hey, but that's an important point too, about being a competitor at the highest level. Competitors at the highest level, people say, well, I could do this. I know you think that's cool. Can you do that with a trick knee? Can you do that with a neck that's tweaked?

Can you do that with three things going wrong? There's so many issues like that and sucking weight. Buddy, think about this. Francis Ngano had a torn, I think, ACL, MCL. His knee was completely torn. What? He was gonna pull out the fight. He still fought Cyril G gone and wrestled him.

So two things there, man, Francis is a bad ass. Holy shit. Sarah guns wrestling is bad, right? Those are your two takeaways. Holy shit. He beat you with one leg. Yeah. Jesus dude.

Yeah. That's hilarious. But fighters fight. Think about that. Think about tomorrow's fun. Think about Colby Covington in the fight. I mean, the list goes on. I was, knees are so bad, he can't, what, walk downstairs and shit? There's one, there's one fight. I think the first fight with Leon,

he didn't train for like three or four weeks leading up to the fight. He couldn't. He was injured. And his mental strength, he still took the fight and won. Monster. Wild, right? Monster. Yeah. The guys deal with it all the time. All the time. But we don't hear about it. Monster. Wild, right? Monster. Yeah. You guys deal with it all the time. All the time. But we don't hear about it. Yeah. So then this comes from Connor. Maybe he don't want to show up to the press conference

limping or in crutches. He's like, don't worry. This will be done by the time we get to the fight. I'm canceling everything because I want to keep it under wraps. Because the other thing, remember too, at this level, let's say it's a foot injury on the, on his front foot or a knee injury. Well, Chandler is going to go, okay, let's change up's a foot injury on the, on his front foot or a knee injury. Well, Chandler is going to

go, okay, let's change up the game plan that that's injured. They're going to go for that. They were talking to the U S Olympic, um, gymnastics coach for men and women and, uh, from prison for molestation or no, no, no, no, this that's, that's Larry Nassar. It was the doctor. Yeah. They're talking about the coach and he said, um, they said, what's one of the biggest challenges he goes, keeping my athletes injury free. And he said, that's why when we warm up and when we work out, it looks so boring. Like the shit that we do at the Olympic level to

keep our athletes as healthy as we possibly can. Cause the amount of stuff you're doing. But it also that, yeah, it's gymnastics, but that's sports in general. That's every doing. But it also that, yeah, it's gymnastics, but that's sports in general. That's every sport. But gymnastics is one thing. Wrestling, jiu-jitsu, boxing, where shit just happens, where things go wrong because you get hit, your knee, whatever it might be.

But again, that's literally every sport, like football, basketball. They say that the injury rate in the NFL is almost 100%. Like somebody, everybody on that field's got something going on. Of course, and no one's ever a hundo. No one ever. Isn't that crazy? College, never. It's just sports. Yeah. It's just sports. Sports. I think, I think with Connor, it's like, you know, because you know, all his outside the octagon shenanigans, it's easy for us to come to this wild conclusion. Oh, it's drugs or this.

I, I just think this is run of the mill shit, but you're dealing with the, you're also dealing with the most famous guy in the UFC. So it becomes this huge deal. I think all signs point to he's going to fight. Again, the, the biggest red flag is Chandler knows something we don't and he left camp and that's alarming.

That's what worries me. Cause why would he leave camp if the fights less than a month? You know, I was walking, I had lunch with Mike Brown and Tiago and Mike was, Mike is, was a champion in his own right. WCA. Yep.

And, and watching Mike, I was walking with Mike and Mike's a lot younger than me and dude, he was just, he was shuffling and I was like Hey, bro. What's up, man? You look a little calcified. He goes. Yeah, you know, it's just some injuries Well, then he went through the injuries with the number of knee and neck and back and I was like, oh my fucking god You're seeing Dan Hendo walk around. It looks like he's made of wood Yeah, and then he gets an arc on it. You know, he gets in the octagon. He can kind of you know, warms up gets it done Yeah, your body takes it your body just how it goes. Yeah sports

Yeah, but if I have to bet a bet Connor shows up and the day I bet he shows up and the day he's a fighter's fighter Would you would you are you very excited about the Bilal Muhammad fight? I still contend that Bilal will get that every Muslim in the in the waking world will be watching this fight That's what I say. So we have a bet on that. Yeah, we do and how many Muslims are there in the, in the waking world will be watching this fight. That's what I say. So we have a bet on that. Yeah, we do. And how many Muslims are there in the world? Oh, over well over a billion.

So it'd be the most watched fight of all time, according to your stats. It'll be watched. A billion over a billion. Hey, that's our bet. How stupid is that? I didn't say a billion. You just said all.

I said there's going to be a lot. 1.9 billion Muslims. Okay. So let's take half of that. Let's just be, let's do half of that. But it's going to say a billion. You just said all I said there's gonna be a lot of 1.9 billion Muslims. Okay, so let's take half of that Let's just be But it's gonna be a lot. Yeah, but you gotta give me a number that's like saying there's gonna be a lot of people that watch it let's bet I'm saying that the the the pay-per-view numbers are gonna be off the charts not just cuz Connor and Chandler a Lot of people gonna watch we but you know that Connor and Chandler a different lot of people are going to watch for Balal. But you know that Connor and Chandler are a different card,

right? Oh, that's right. Sorry. Sorry. That's 304. They're 304. And that's on a different continent, right? Saudi Arabia.

Now, here's my question. No, bitch. No, dude. It's in Manchester. Manchester? Yeah, bro. I didn't know that. I thought it was in Saudi Arabia. 304s?

See where 304 is. The card that Leon's fighting on is in Manchester, England. Saudi Arabia fight is a fight night on ABC. Hold on. And it's in the middle afternoon. It's Manchester, Saudi Arabia. There it is right there. There you go. Yeah, there it is. 304, Manchester, Saudi Arabia. There it is right there.

There you go. Yeah. There for Manchester. It's no. So I, what I meant was, okay, they're going to, it's Manchester, but it's in on Saudi time. That's what I meant. No, you're the internet in a nutshell. Let's just go through this.

So you thought Leon and Bilal were fighting the same card and you're still excited. I saw that. And then you thought they're Tom Aspinall and then you thought they were fighting in Saudi Arabia. I did think they were fighting in Saudi Arabia. Did think that. Manchester. And he's fighting Leon Edwards, so you thought the champ would go to his bucket.

Now is Leon from Manchester? Is that his hometown? I think he's from, he might be from Liverpool. Close. Let me see. Birmingham. It's all in the same area. Manchester and Birmingham are very close.

I mean England in general is not huge. No, but that's a, he's going to have a home crowd there. Let's take another break because we go on fishing and it's coming up. This is my summer vacation. Oh dude. You know, tea's coming. No way. Yep.

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It would be heartbreaking. Yeah, man. Heartbreak. It would ruin,. Yeah, man. Heartbreak. It would ruin my, it would, it would, as far as sports goes, I mean, one guy isn't going to ruin my life, but it would, as far as the UFC goes, that would be heartbreaking. Yeah.

And here's the other thing. We don't know what version of Connor we're getting either. You've been at a hot second. He looked pretty good against Dustin until his leg fell off. Yeah, he did. He looked pretty damn good. He really did. But again,'ve been out a hot second. He looked pretty good against us until his leg fell off. Yeah, he did. He looked pretty damn good.

He did. He really did. But again, it's been a hot second. We see all this stuff going on. You know, he's partying. He's just, he's a lot older. You know, he's older. So we, again, you don't want version you're getting.

That's right. There's a lot of, lot of questions, right? That's what makes it fun. Well, he comes out and it's, he looks the best he's ever looked, knocks him out. Oh my God. You have to see back on five. I thought they're not killing it now. They're the biggest they've ever been.

But you have Conor winning. Remember, Conor hasn't won in a hot, hot fucking year. And then you think if he does, just say he beats Chamber, which is a big, you know, it's a big if. He'd fight Leon Edwards at 70. He would fight Leon Edwards. He wouldn't fight this fight. Just this fights at 70. Yeah. So he would not go to mock. He went cut weight. No, I think you'd fight. Uh, really? Yeah.

And it's a better matchup for him. That's a tough one for him. It's striking though. He doesn't have to worry about the wrestling. Yeah. I wouldn't want to be striking. I'm a bigger man in Leon Edwards. You'd rather wrestle Mark. Jeff. Oh, fuck. No. And your Connor. man in Leon Edwards. You'd rather wrestle Machchev. Fuck no. And your Connor. Fuck. We've already gone down that road.

That wouldn't be so fun. Yikes. It's a better fight, I guess. I mean, you got a better chance. Yeah. Not even close. Standing in the back. Not even close.

Yeah. Cause yeah, once, once that, there's no chance. Once Machchev grabs ahold of you, we'll see you later. I mean, but Dustin was able to tear it, So we'll see but again, I mean timing close Leon Edwards matches up better for Connor. Yeah, they would give Connor a title fight and Leon wants that fight He's already asked for it. Sure. So if he wins, let's do it. Everyone wants to And the UFC wants Connor as the champ Yeah

Leon has to win against Bilal though, first. For sure. Yeah. That's a, that's a, hold on. Even before that, forget Bilal, Leon, Connor has to fight, we're talking about not even fighting. That as well. And then he has to beat Michael Chandler. Yeah. Once that happens, then we can discuss the rest. Correct.

But that's the biggest question mark. It doesn't even make to the octagon. Yeah. UFC's not announced it for a reason, but if he was out, out, we would know that card is out. That's the biggest question mark. It doesn't even make to the octagon. Yeah. You'll see, he's not an answer for a reason, but if he was out out, we would know that card is tasty. Um, Tom Aspinall Curtis blades fight.

Great fight. That's a great fight. That's going to be exciting. Great fight. Bobby green Patty's fucking great too. Bobby green is a guy who for the most part has avoided a lot of damage. He's hard to put your hands on and he's just fun

to watch. That's going to be a fun fight. He's fun to watch. That'll be a fun fight. His one fight though, Brian, he got messed up. Yeah, but that was, I wouldn't. But overall he's, he's been pretty good at, you know. Oh, Jalen Turner. Yeah. The Drewver ones pop tough. The Islam Akchev ones tough the fuzzy bones tough. I forgot about

Yeah, yeah Yeah There we are all exciting man all excited Yeah. There we are. All exciting, man. All excited. I'm pumped. Dude, I was on TikTok this morning. I don't know what it was. I was up at 4 30. I got my TikTok, my TikToks, all dad stuff, cars, and then old King of the Sting clips

for whatever. That's my algorithm. Dude, this dad thing on there, boy, it will get you choked up. This guy that makes these dude bro Bro, see did you see dude? I was I had tears him. I'm talking Hard cry in the morning by myself it will get you. Yeah when it comes to the kiddos now his his his Instagram's not as good as his tick-to TikTok, I think it's a, is it struggling dad?

I did it as a story. Keep going, keep going. This one, tired dad entrepreneur. Go to his TikTok though. Bro. His TikTok? If you're a dad, this thing, but the music's what get you to the fucking music dude the music you see before you should play this did you see I want to

play this too did you see Robert De Niro with Bradley Cooper and David O Russell they did silver linings playbook. Remember that? And David Russell, I guess has a troubled son. Meaning? Uh, I don't know. He was born with a disability. I don't know. I know David, I've met David several times and I'm a huge fan. I don't know anything about his, he's a good man.

I don't know, but it was really well because De Niro, you got to see the clip because De Niro, they said, do you, do you, do you, uh, feel like, and you gotta see the clip because De Niro, they said, do you feel like, do you understand what he was writing about? And De Niro goes, I understand exactly what he's going, and he started crying. Like he couldn't talk, he was like, he was like, mm, mm. And he goes, sorry to get emotional,

but I know exactly what he's going through, because he has a son. And I was like, I, man, it was like, you have a kid, dude. Oh, and to get you. Dude, if you, if you're a dad, follow, follow this tick tock. It's fantastic. Do if you're up in the morning by yourself, dude, it's just tired. Dad, his tick tock, it will pull at the heartstrings, dude.

It's the, you got, we got to have the music. I've been writing about this a little bit and one thing. Yeah, let me see this For Wow, I mean I'm writing about this because I'm about being a dad as you're expected to solve all the problems Yeah, shut the fuck turn it up There's a bunch of them though Yeah, Johnny's hugging the kiddos. Can you explain it for the audio listeners? Yeah, so it says, I saw a study that said most children don't have memories until after the age of four, which means all these sweet, happy moments are literally gifts just for

us, meaning dads. Slow down and enjoy it. There's nothing I enjoy more. Oof. There's nothing I enjoy more. There's nothing I enjoy more. That was even the one that, that one would have got me this morning. But the one I was,

it's another one of the kids like that. Same guy, right? All, yeah, same page. Let me know if you see it. Yeah, man. It's a dad you expected to solve the problems. Yep. And you know.

This one got, this is the one that made me cry. It's is a dad expected to solve the problems. Yeah, you know This one got this the one that made me cry. Yeah Dude dude Bro, why you don't have kids? You're like, what the fuck? No, please explain for the audio So one of the things that says say. So it says, this one, it's playing video that dad hugging his kids is clearly in the morning. They're both in their jammies. And the dad's, wait, they just woke up, came downstairs, says, Reezy saw a quote, your fatherhood will outlive you

and live inside your children forever. And he says, and I can't unfeel that. Oof. Yeah, and yesterday, the thing with tea, it's not, you know, there's some crazy dads out there like, oh, my kid's going to play for the Padres or, you know, the Cardinals. Fuck all that. It has nothing to do with that.

I don't even think about that stuff because the odds of any of these kids on that team yesterday and they're all the best kids in the Valley, the chance of any of them going pro is less than 1%. So much luck goes into it. Who knows where they're going to be in five years, six years. There's so much that goes into it. I know this more than a lot of the public out there. It's damn near impossible to go pro. I don't care about any of that, but you have to realize last summer T didn't touch a baseball. He's never played baseball. He's never played baseball.

He's never touched a fucking baseball bat. He goes, Dad, I want to play baseball. I want to make the team. So I look up in our local area. I find out they have tryouts at this local little league. I don't know anything about it. We drive past it. Even driving past, I didn't recognize it.

And so I look it up, I see tryouts. I go, bud, even driving past it, I didn't recognize it. And so I look it up, I see tryouts. I go, bud, tryouts is two months away and these kids were probably pretty good. And he goes, okay, can you help me? I go, yep, I can help you. So remember I canceled my Europe tour and cancel everything. I go, bud, here's the thing. I'm down to do this. If you commit for the summer, your buddies are going gonna be in summer camps, gonna be at the ocean, then we go on vacations. But if you wanna play baseball, we're not doing any of that.

I said, what we're gonna do, you and I are gonna train five to six days a week. Nothing crazy, but you're gonna learn the game of baseball, I'm gonna get some help, and then you and I are gonna work, dude. We're running sprints, you're waking up early, you're gonna eat right, and we're gonna get after it. He goes, up early. You're going to eat right. And we're going to get after it. He was, all right, dad, let's do it.

This is what he wanted to do. I committed to him for that summer. He made the team. He made the team. The first two days was a nightmare. I'm like, ah, mate, it's tough. He hasn't played baseball. And they started to get the hang of it.

They started to get the hang of it. Then they, he made the team. And then that short amount of time, then he's MVP of the team. Like, all right, well, he's having fun, you know, but he's wild, whatever. And then here we are now, hasn't picked, didn't pick him up at, it'll be one year,

I think next week will be one year in playing baseball. Now he's, you know, he's on that all-star travel team. He's one of the top kids in the district. You know, from that to that. So when I say I'm crying, it's not because he threw a no hitter and you know, he had, he went three for four against these studs. None of that before the game.

He goes, dad, uh, he goes, um, he was, he loves Shake Shack. He was that can we go to Shake Shack if I pitch well, I go, bud, but I don't care if you pitch well, that's what you don't understand. I don't care if you get five hits that's what you don't understand. I don't care if you get five hits, five home runs, no hitters. I just want you to have fun, and most of all, I want you to out hustle all these fucking kids.

I don't care if you fucking go five for five, but if you have a bad attitude and you don't outwork everybody, then I'm upset. All I care is you represent the shop famous on your back, you fucking outwork every kid out here. And I don't care what, the rest, whatever happens. Now I know saying that, if he just busts his ass out there

with his athletic abilities, he's gonna do pretty fucking well. So I don't need to tell him, make sure your elbow's up, make sure this, none of that. Just try your hardest and we're good, dude So there's games where he has bad games. We still go out deep because they had a positive attitude He hustled his ass off But as long as you try your hardest and you bust your ass and I don't tell him this but with your talent your skill set

Dude, you know pretty fucking far. That's all I need and yesterday. He did that. He ran everywhere man sweating after the game No hitter no hitter you made some nice cry and he and he came up to me and goes dad I'm starting pitcher in my head went Oh fuck because the kids are really good and yeah me and him haven't worked out because usually it's a repetition He has to you know, he does he's never been a pressure. He's never been taught to pitch to he has no professional Training in pitching. There's a lot that goes into pitching. Bro, and I'll post a picture of him.

He's in his outfit and I got him these cleats. You know, he doesn't really care about the cleats. I do. And I wrote his name on them. It's tough, tough. But I was just looking, I'm like, holy fuck, dude. Look at this little dude, man. And then, does this thing, you know?

It's kids, bro. There's nothing that gets you more. And for those of you out there that don't have kids, dude, I've had, I could die tomorrow. I've had a great fucking life. I've had I could die tomorrow I've had a great fucking life I've had I'm a cat I've had nine lives career-wise I played football and it was such a good time I was in the UFC oh my god the things I did it was so cool stand up are you joking me dude oh my god some So the best times ever. I'm so lucky

I've done cool shit. I've done cool shit with this guy We've done cool shit Nothing nothing is better. It's true. Sorry. It's worth crying over. Yep. Just happy. It's the only thing that, yeah.

It's the only thing that gets me going too. Just happy. That's amazing. That's amazing dude. Can you realize you're doing something right? You realize you're doing something right as a dad? It's the only thing that gets me going too. Just happy. That's amazing. That's amazing, dude. Can you realize you're doing something right? You realize you're doing something right as a dad? Yeah.

What? Everything else is so- And he's a good kid. Everything else is so hard, full of failure, but when you got a kid like that, when you take care of your kid, you teach your kid things and you watch them growing and getting better. And this crazy world- There's no failure. It's like you're, it's all love. Yep. Right?

And in this crazy world, the world's on fire and you're worried, oh is he gonna get into this, is he gonna get into this? Yeah man. And we went to San Diego. You realize it's okay when you're together. Oh yeah. You realize that the failures and the successes,

as long as you're with your kid, that's all that matters. The bond that you create and watching them grow and those memories that you're creating. That's friends. It's it, it's it, it's it. Yeah, even when we're in San Diego, we're at the restaurant and T was like, oh, I need, he needs some ketchup

or some bullshit for his fries. I was like, yeah, go get a dude. And some guy came over and he's like, is this your son? I'm like, yeah, man. He's like, dude, he is so polite. He said, please this your son? I'm like, yeah, man. He's like, dude, he is so polite. He said, please, thank you. I'm like, yeah.

Yeah. How's that not expected? That's not a joke either. Tia is so polite. He's so like anytime he's here, I'm just always, and I've told him, I've told Joanna, like, I'm so impressed by this kid. Yeah.

He's not a whiner. He doesn't like scream for his dad. Like he gets like, wait a second. Like he's just so sweet. Joe doesn't take any bullshit either. She's strict, yeah. Joe's like, there's a way to behave and there's no confusion about that with Joe. It's like, oh,

that's cool. Play with your dad. There are also certain ways we behave and that's the way it is. That's how my wife is with my kids. Super. There are just certain things she was raised with and you're not stepping out of those by me. I'm Lucy goosey guy. Not with, not with my wife.

I'm Lucy goosey and every aspect of life with that stuff. And until it comes to sports, if you're going to do it, dude, you better fucking do it. Yeah. I put a lot of pressure on him, you know? Yeah, but look at it. It's great. And what some kids thrive with that.

Tiger has to have discipline because if you give, you know, he has to have it, like the strict boundaries and he just thrives with that and his teachers say the same thing. And then, but also, and I say this too, it's like, again, I have no baseball background played a little bit, but as far as like the coaches stuff, I have no baseball background. Dude, and again, that's why I can't leave California. And I'm sure there's other areas, like the network, the families, like that little league group I found. Great people.

Bro. The best people. Those dads. Blue collar, middle class, working people. The best. The best people, right? People don't, that's the thing. I won the lottery. The biggest gift is that.

I won the lottery. Wasn't I telling you that when watching that shit in Florida? When you came back from Florida? Yeah, and you were like. I told you I have that here. You have that here and I was like, there's nothing better than that. And all the kids. Because it's all families.

And all the kids are just like Tiger. God. They're all the same. God. Little savages. God. And we don't, like that, like this team that this also our team that he's on, they practice once a

week for like three or four hours. That's just once a week. That's not enough. So the way those kids are getting better by the dads, all of them have great dads. So, cause you need it left in the dust. So when, so do we practice once a week and then they'll have a scrimmage or a game or a tournament coming up, but the rest of the weeks, that's why I mean, tiger, when you're like get left in dust. So, so do you practice once a week and then they'll have a scrimmage or a game or a tournament

coming up. But the rest of the weeks, that's why I mean, Tiger, when you're like, what are you doing? Like we're at the cages. We're like, cause he's getting better. He might not have the official practice, but outside of his practice, we're working and Tiger knows summer. He goes, dad, summertime. I'm like, yep.

That means we get to work, bud. But I tell him, I said, dude, you choose. Again, this isn't me pushing him. I didn't like baseball before this. I'm obsessed with baseball. I was like, if you do this, we're all in. And also, again, sometimes it's gonna suck. You're not gonna wanna do it.

You're gonna see pictures of your buddies on vacations and they're at Disneyland, and we don't do that stuff. But you know what's better than that. Don't know hitters hitting home runs like that's what he likes making it on the Dodgers. Yeah. I mean, that's yeah. Baseball's tough. That's a long ways away. Yeah. Let's just get through this. That's great, dude. I love that. I love hearing that. And yeah, that didn't hear. Remember this is only, this is only a 15 year window, bud. That's why when you talk about appreciating the moments, you got basically 15, 16 years of this.

Yep. Yeah, and it's gonna be the greatest time of your life as a dad. If you put the work in, it will be the greatest thing you ever do. You have 16 years basically, till they move the fuck out. You have 16 years to embrace this, and then it goes away.

Feeling that deeply too, and caring about something. It's always like that, my buddy Sam Sheridan said that you define love in one way, which is somebody else's happiness is more important than your own. And that's what it is to have a family and kids. And for that matter, sometimes it's not. And what's dope is I'm going through this with Tiger,

but the real baller is the little one. I was about to say. Bostie is an absolute fucking savage. There's a little giant waiting. There's a little guy with mitts. Who's been practicing with his brother. Oh boy. And can already hit at four.

Oh boy. And doesn't need a tee. Oh boy. So as much as T's this little monster, in my head I go, oh I get to do this again. Oh man. And doesn't need a T. Oh boy. So as much as T's this little monster, in my head I go, oh, I get to do this again. Oh man. Yes. Wow. He's just waiting in the wings.

And who knows, maybe a daughter, big lesbian, Brenda. Hey. Softball. Softball, and I get to do it a third time. It could be a third time. But with a chick. She might be a big strong man. She has a mullet. There you go.

Nothing wrong with that. It's like, hey dad. Like, hey. Oh yeah, there you go. I fart loud and I fart hard and I fart proud. Hey dad, hit some doubles today. Oh my god. There it is.

Holy shit. Yup, that's it. Oh my god. Yeah, can you see my bulge in these pants, dad? Hey dad, I know you called me Billy. You might just call me Bill from now on. Damn, that's, you're projecting, bro. My, my girlfriend Tiffany you're projecting, bro.

Like a deep voice. My girlfriend, Tiffany's taking me to practice. I don't need a ride. Hey Brendan, how come Billy's got a goatee? What's going on over there? She's on hormones, man. Oh, she got my TRT at seven. She fucking stealing your, you pinching my TRT? Yeah.

Hey, it's Bill. Just bring up, we don't have to, I was gonna say bring up that De Niro clip, but we've already done it. That was good. Can you describe exactly? It's just De Niro, Bradley Cooper, and David O'Russell. You might be able to find it. This is the De Niro I like. When he's walking with biting and fucking talking shit about Trump.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with fuck. Why? Why pick sides? And the last name and and yeah, there it is the so Robin your brother Cooper silver linings it might be that hold on Last look and then David Russell David Russell David. Oh Russell. Oh Great. Just keep adding names. I'm not in Wesley Snipes Morgan Freeman. Yeah Is it that one down there might be I don't know go the one that's 37 minutes long That's just a clip of the movie

It's not from the movie. They're actually they're actually it's gonna be tough to find Yeah, it might be was that it was a clip. I'm telling you dad's out there down dad's out there. If you want to cry I might follow that I might be it tired and I probably saw the part that you like the most of it, but The actual clip how about that? That's it. All right, that's the one No, no, no go back to the one up the one up. You're terrible. You're the worst. You're right there. Katie Kirk Yes, fuck man. Oh, you didn't say Katie Kirk though. I'm with chin Oh fuck man. Oh you didn't say Katie Kirk though. I'm with Jen though.

What the hell are you talking about? You didn't say Katie Kirk. I don't know man. This isn't it. We were talking about he was there with Bradley Cooper. Oh this is my bit. And the director producer. Oh god.

I don't like to get emotional. But I know exactly what he was doing. Now he's talking about the filmmaker of the movie who's the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie.

And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. And he's talking about the director of the movie. I don't like to get emotional, but I know exactly what he was doing. Now he's talking about the filmmaker of the movie who's admitted that he has a son who has dealt with and struggled with bipolar. There he is. Oh, bipolar. And so Robert De Niro didn't delve into it, but he said he knows what he's going through so we can only... I think she's sexy.

...that means that someone in his family obviously struggles with the same thing. He is the onscreen... I could use some context there. That clip sucked. Anyway, I saw that it thing. He is the onscreen. I could use some context. That clip sucked. Yeah, that clip wasn't very good. Yeah. When you see him. So that's not the clip.

Yeah, when you see him. No, that's the clip, but that's Katie. Well, you gotta see him lead up to it. That's whatever news station is, like summarizing it. I may be seeing it. He goes, yeah, I know exactly. He goes, I know exactly. And then he stops, and it was pretty wild.

Because maybe one of his kids is bipolar or something. Yeah. When you have kids that's- Dude, I'll touch- How many kids does Robert De Niro have? 17. Yeah, he's got a lot of kids. That's why he keeps making those terrible movies.

But, sorry. You know what he's doing? Ah, fuck. That's why he laughs. You can't win in life, you know? Like, you're De Niro and you still fuck up and people- He's doing? Oh, fuck. That's why you laugh. You can't win in life, you know? You're a generic and you still fuck up and people are like. He's the greatest of all time.

And then my dumb ass. But it's true though. His young son's watching us and he's like, dad, what the fuck? Anybody out there who's trying for something, guys, I'm 57, I want to tell you something. Anybody who's trying for stuff, you're going to fail so much more than you succeed, and there's no way out of it. You're going to fail so much more than you succeed. And there's no way out of it. You're going to fail so much more than you succeed. You're going to take more than you've been given and you're going to say things you don't know.

Of course. And you're going to be wrong. That's podcasting. So much more than you are right. And it's just the way it is. It's just life, bro. It's life. But now, because with social media and you're going to get

reminded of that every day and you're going to get a lot more shit for it than you used to back in the 70s. And you'll face destruction, no matter who you are, you'll face chaos and you just keep moving forward. Let's take a little break here because you know what, dude, sometimes you need a pre-workout for your wiener. Dude, it's tough though. You got the prescription pills, you got the gas station pills.

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That's usejoymode.com slash fighter, 20% off your first order. Get your wiener right. Joy mode. It's like this as a father too. As a father, you know, I'm writing about this, like you solve the problems. Nobody wants to hear about your emotional obstacles. You have a terminal disease, get your life insurance in order and die quietly motherfucker. It's just, it's

just the way it is and it's okay. It's okay. Dude, I might, again, my TikTok algorithm, I'm not in there a lot, but I'm just like, Jesus Christ, who they think I am? Ah, They kind of right. But then it was like these guys talking. It was like guys, guys, like, like former, like special forces guys. And they're talking about what, and I was like, Oh, cause I've always thought the ops. I'm like, I need to do better at opening up. And the guy was like, he was like, guys are taught in this modern age to share everything they're going through with their family, with their loved one, with their wife.

And he's like, that's not what guys do. He's like, because then you're putting the burden on Jim. He's like, you're putting the burden on them. He goes, and what happened was that now she's carrying your stress, but then also because she's a mother, then she's going to view you different. He's like, not saying she's not going to still love you and care about you, but then she starts taking on your stress

and then it becomes this weird motherly relationship Not like a lover. That's a really good point. Yeah, he was like because he goes he goes he was think about when you come home and If he goes hey babe, you know when you be smart with the money You know spend $50 at Starbucks every morning. Let's be smart. She goes. Oh my god. Are we broke? He's like no, we're not broke. Just be careful. But that alarms her. Of course. He goes, but if I'm around my group of guys

and I'm like, yeah man, he saved some money, man. There's things we in tight. My boys don't go, oh my God, are you broke? Because they get it. It's like, yeah, yeah, don't spend that money. Now here's the tricky part. Your boys don't want to hear about your feelings. You got to be careful with that.

You can talk a little bit. But I don't have anybody I can really call. And that's okay. That's fine. Just suck it up and just move forward. Yeah, I think his point was like the difference between when he tells his friends, like, I got to tighten up and save for this.

They're not dramatic. They're not like, oh my God, you're broke? Because they know because we've all done it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But yeah, if I tell my wife, hey, let's not do this, she's like, oh, is there money trouble? It's like, no, man. No, no, no, no, no. I'm, if I told my wife, like, hey, let's not do it. She's like, oh, is there money trouble? It's like, no, man. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just saying, don't. Sure. Yeah. It was interesting. Yeah. Keep it, keep it, keep it together. Because society tell you otherwise, like, oh, share everything.

Fuck off. Yeah, it's like, I don't think that. This is this overshare culture now, where like, I can talk about my mental health and all my, no, no, no, dude, no, you gotta get the job done, okay? And yeah, you're gonna go through some stuff, but get the job done.

And also, by the way, when you are going through something, like I woke up fucking last night at two in the morning and I had this bad dream that something happened to my little baby, my son. And so you get those dark feelings. I just take that energy and literally put it into creating. I start writing and then I'll fall asleep, but you just have to learn how to control you. You man, you,

you stand century at the gates of your mind. But my other thing with that, and again, I'm all, if people need help, definitely talk to somebody. But I think too, the oversharing like on social media and on podcasting, I'm all for it. And it was a fun experiment. My question for that is, how is that going for everyone? Because I think suicide is higher than ever, depression is higher than ever, medication has been prescribed higher than ever. How's that going for oversharing everything? How's society looking? Does society look better or worse? Is mental health better or worse? I would say we're worse off,

then we, because we're over sharing and sharing too much. You know? That's a good question. Cause then it's like, then the sharks are circling. Yep. And it's like, ah, maybe I have it too. And then can all, we all explain, you know, they start explaining it.

We all started feeling sorry for our stuff. That's right. You know the singer Halsey? Love her. She just came out, she has a new album, but she also just posted something like alluring to having health issues, but people don't know if it's mental health or physical health. I know she struggled with some mental health stuff. She wrote like, I'm lucky to be alive, like you guys don't get it, but it's like a kind

of thing. Here's my thing with that. You said she had an album coming out? Exactly what I'm thinking right now see that see so this is my issue with all this mental health stuff that stuff's real I know people that suffer from it and it's a straight-up curse I wish that upon no it's all people that actually struggle with it it's fucking awful awful but then what happened monetize is people take advantage of that and I've had depression, you've had depression.

I don't have clinical depression. I have family members with bipolar or clinical depression. I know what that's like. But then when you're using it to capitalize or bring attention, that's the issue. The issue is now, if you turn on any podcast, most of the stand-up comics out, now it's all this mental health, all this stuff,'s like whoa dude are you doing this because you're asking for

help are you doing this so you get a certain fan base I know a lot of guys have taken vans of that that don't suffer from it but they're using as like a heel yep yep good point it's such a yeah I'm with you as well like as far as over sharing like when we talk to each other privately I will share stuff that Yep. Good point. It's such a bitch move. I'm with you as well as far as oversharing. Like when we talk to each other privately, I will share stuff that I'm going through. You guys will share stuff that you're going through. But if I put it on podcasts or even on Instagram,

I say, I'm going through this right now. This when I see that immediately, I'm like, you want attention. I agree with you, dude. Like, I'm not every single time, but I say to the majority of the time they want attention. I agree with you. Because so many likes, so many comments. And especially if it's

a if it's a like once a week or something what you want and they post your days after merch oh boy yeah it's irritating man I'm so sad right now go to slapdickcomedy.com I'll be in Albany this weekend. Okay. I might try that. You did alright, dude. I saw someone. Guys, come to my show or I will hurt myself. Don't. That's a good one. It's not funny. You guys come to my show or I'm gonna hurt myself.

This episode's getting flagged. It's like a South Park episode. And then you show pictures of my kids. Yeah, it's gonna get flagged, sorry. Someone just posted on my Instagram feed, had to disconnect from the world for a few days. I've been staying in the woods to reconnect with nature. I'm like, then why are you posting this?

Like, I don't buy this anymore, you know what I mean? Like, where it happened to just telling your friends, hey, I'm not doing so well, I need like help. All that stuff is smoke and mirrors. Because you can capitalize on it, and you can get a certain amount of people that actually struggle with it and can relate to it. But, you know, it's no different, you know, it's good.

I like that. Yeah. It's no different when, when people, you'll see trends, you'll see trends and people will go on with it. You'll see trends and this is a trend, but it's been around for a hot second. People come to my Zany show Friday, Saturday, Sunday, June 14, 15, 16. It's not going to, I will fucking cry. I'm going to throw myself to the ground and

I'm gonna fucking scrape my knees up And we don't want you to scrape your knees. That's on you you fucks. Um All right, the problem is the problem is there's actual people out there that suffer from it And they do post about it, which is all good and do your thing if that helps you God bless you and And I support that. The issue is the people to get advantage of it. I would just like anything. I would say people that are not that famous. Sometimes they'll post something like, I just want to end it and they will actually end it. Sometimes some Korean celebrities have done it,

but the majority, I would say the majority are using it for, to get attention. Yeah. A lot of people that end up harming themselves do tell people before that. They feel total despair like they don't know what to do. But you guys have seen it on on Instagram right? Where people say like, I'm going through this and that and then they get a ton of like, thank you so much for that. You know, it made me help, it helped me. But I'm like looking at them like, the next one's like a last shot in the gym. It's just so damn it. You guys can see through this, right? Oh.

I'm trying to be sensitive about this, but. No, Jim, from the jump. I remember when they had that tsunami in Japan and those people were dead, and there was this girl who posted, she goes, she's literally in a G-string and she's leaning over a fucking railing just showing her ass.

She's trying to bring happiness. And she's like, I just think about the world and how sad I am about, it's like, man, you must be really broken up. How's that ass? But to bring happiness. She's like, I just think about the world and how sad I am about, it's like, man, you must be really broken up. How's that ass? But about me happiness. Yeah.

I'm like, all right. What do you got for Jen? What a way to transition. Can we swap these two? This one? So annoying. So you guys are talking about being a good dad. I found this little clip and it just made me laugh so much.

I want to know if you guys have dealt with something like this. I guess what? What? I'm going to give you a clip of my winger. Okay. You don't believe me? No, no, sadly I believe you. What?

I'm sure it does. Take it off. Oh, you gotta see this. I'm not looking at that Take it off. Oh, you gotta see this. No, you gotta see this. I'm not looking at that, so no. Dad, can you please bring me another chip clip? I'm not giving you another chip clip. Put it on your...

Have you guys dealt with boy stuff like this? Yeah, of course. What is it? Chip? Send it, please. What is it? You know, to cut the clip that to open it back. Yeah.

When you wrap it and he goes, dad, can you bring me another one? I've been like, absolutely not. But proud of you for having that big of a dick, dude. Put it on my penis. It hurts. Put it on my penis. You're not going to believe this. I just love on my penis. You're not gonna believe this. I just love the dance.

Sadly, I do believe you. That is so funny. I'm not gonna hate on this, I'm gonna let it go, but let's move on to the next one. That's so funny. So good. Okay, help me pronounce. Valentina Shevchenko.

Yeah, Valentina Shevchenko is one of the new coaches on Ultimate Fighter, and she has a rule where you can't drink water while training. So old school, but let's see what's going on here. Okay, so we can't actually play the clip I'm worried about. On Instagram? Still UFC though. So on the training we don't drink water, nothing.

So she's the coach, she's a bad. Alexa Grasso. No, we know she's bad. The point is, is she's not letting professional athletes drink water. Yeah, is that okay? And it's not, she said before know she's bad. The point is, is she's not letting professional athletes drink water. Yeah, is that okay? And it's not, she said before and after is fine. Before and after, but when you do it during,

it makes you weak, basically. I don't know about that. Yeah. That's what she's saying though. And I would say if, at that level, cause those guys should all be, guys and gals should all be professionals in there, if drinking water is a sign of weakness

and they're focused on that and can't compete after that, they're not gonna make it no matter what, so let them have water. If that's, trust me, their mental toughness, if it's water that breaks their mental toughness, they're in the wrong business. So yeah, it's cool for the TV and, you know, yeah, she's a badass.

It's old school shit. It's super old, and I think some old school stuff is good. And I get what she's doing, but man, water? Even when I was in high school in Peewee, they're like, no water, it's a sign of weakness. You want to stay hydrated. I was fucking thirsty, dude. I just ran. I'm seven.

Can I have some fucking Kool-Aid or something? You want to stay hydrated. And again, I think if they were younger I get me like hey guys, let's focus. We just had water. We're doing a drill now But at this you're talking everyone in that household is there in that Competition is a pro you think not give them water is the difference maker like at that level. They're just not gonna make it Don't forget. It's also reality TV So it's also reality TV.

So it's probably fake. And also, you're dealing with guys that, I don't know, they're like, they probably applied for the show or guys or gals and they might not give a fuck about Shevchenko, I guarantee you, like I'm drinking fucking water. Has there been an Ultimate Fighter before where, I don't watch the show, where females are coaching men?

I don't think so. Might be the first one. No, there's been one where there's males and females, right, Jen? There might've, I just don't remember. Because they had Rhonda, Misha Tate, and there's some guys on there. They know they do males and females,

but you're saying that they're doing purely males? They're coaching men. Yeah, she's coaching a men's team. Oh, it's just all men? Oh, so that might be a first. I don't know. First time. Good thing nobody's going to watch it. Is it already out? I don't even know if it's already out.

Yeah, I think the first one, David, it's such a bummer too. That's where I got my start. I love that thing. But it's just right on its course. It's like when you find out there's 27 seasons of Dog the Bounty Hunter, you're like, what the fuck? Yeah.

There's been how many seasons of this? Look at this. Yeah. I must turn Twitter into X and I was turning X into triple X. Well, all he's saying is like free speech. You can do what you want to post. And so he's allowing porn on Twitter and he's saying, yeah, if that's what they want to post, they can post it, but you can also set settings so it doesn't pop up on your feed.

He said we believe in the autonomy of adults to engage with and create content that reflects their own beliefs, desires and experiences including those related to sexuality. Wasn't this always the case? I thought Twitter allowed porn. No. No. I thought they did though. No.

Not always. It would get banned. Yeah it used to get banned and then people found ways around it and then since he took over like I'm I'll be scrolling I'm like looking at Connor news and it's like oh big black day. Keep going. Keep going. It just pops up I gotta get on Twitter. I mean X Yeah, it says X defines adult content as any consensually produced and distributed material Depicting adult nudity or sexual behavior that is pornographic or intended to cause sexual arousal.

Also applies to AI generated things. So it says they allowed porn when it was still on by Twitter ahead of its 2023. So maybe in 2023 they changed their policy. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Interesting. All right. Says about 13% of their posts are porn.

That's a lot. Wow. But also, yeah, for parents, if your kids have Twitter, you better get on those, you know, making sure it doesn't pop up on there. You don't want your kids seeing a fucking DP, you know? Yeah. A bukkake video?

Okay. What else you got, Chin? Oh, dude, I don't wanna talk before you go got, Chin? Um, maybe we'll talk about it later. Oh, dude, I don't want to talk before you go that, Chin. You know, Wednesday will be officially, unofficially our 1000th episode? The 1000th episode. I think we should use this to say, why don't you guys... Well, what we're going to do is, it's gonna be a special episode off the 1000 school Here's my thing with that is technically it's 1000 on this platform

We're way over that way way over that we hit 1000 a hot years ago hot which is fine But this is official 1000 quote unquote. So we are gonna just give me a very special show special guests and then we're gonna do quote, unquote. So we are gonna, it's gonna be a very special show, special guest, and then we're gonna do, open up to fan questions. And Sonaz. So send in your fan questions. Well, yeah, you can put it,

so we'll have a post on Instagram, and you can also email the fire and the kids shop at gmail.com, submit your questions there, and then as a team we'll go through all the questions, whatever it is, 15, 20 of them. Pick the 15, 20 best ones and answer some questions. Fire away, make them good, make them juicy. I gotta pee myself.

Here's another one for you guys. New York is pushing a bill that would restrict kids' addictive social media habits. But how? You know what I'm saying? Like is it a thing kids can turn on and off? Like is it like China where they have no choice? If you scroll down, it'll show you

what the bill would propose. It's a good idea I'm for it. What this bill means for parents? Prohibit social media companies from supplying algorithm based addictive social media feeds to kids without parent consent. That's the issue so that means you can turn it on and off. This is nothing new. Kids without parent consent would still be the issue. So that means you can turn it on and off. This is nothing new. Kids without parent consent would still be able to access content fed to them by social companies. It's a great idea. We do this with TV.

Hold on, let's go through it, bud. Give parents the ability to pause a notification on the kids' social media accounts between 12 and 6 a.m. Request social media companies to verify a user's age in a way that doesn't rely on a government. I mean, we've been doing this on TV forever with standards and practices. So people are like, oh, it's a free speech. Shut up.

Like, you know, we didn't have sex on regular TV and bad language and all that stuff. I mean, you know, I have no problem. I think that's so long ago. Now it's, I mean, it's just, yeah, but I think kids can find it fucked. And I, and I think, yeah, I don't know what they can do, but yeah, I don't know what they can do unless, you know, and then you're dealing with what China politics, but you know, China makes it like, you can't turn it on and off.

They can only do it this certain amount of times a day. They can only click through so many times. And the other thing is what China does is the kids are learning. It's like martial arts and sports and like healthy shit and math on there I think America's just you know Yeah, I Were kind of fucked There's always it's on the parents

Such it's already tough being a parent, but then now add in social media to it Wait, will you see where do kids turn teenagers like my kids? Well, that's why that's why I'm glad they're not teenagers now because by the time my kids are teenagers hopefully there's a little more kids realize how terrible it is but right now it's like the prime time. Eric Schmidt who was the CEO of what Google and Justin, no who's the actor who's into tech, good-looking guy, tall, married to Demi Moore. Oh, Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton Kutcher, we're talking. The chat GPT-4, there is now this new thing that is, is it four or 40 times better in one way or another? And you said, what is that going to do about creativity, where it's able to create songs and all kinds of stuff like. Well, think about your homework. The kid can just be like, all right, I have this project and it's going to knock it out for you. Yeah, it's not. It's going to get super dicey as far as kids like with their homework, if they could just have access to this and chat GBT one could do your homework. Yeah. Think about by the time they're chat GBT 60. Yeah. There should be able could do your homework. Yeah. Think about by the time they're Chatt GPT-60, they should be able to enter anything in.

Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be. It's not good. There used to be a program we had to submit like all my college essays to that would go through and look for like plagiarism. Yeah, I got busted with that. Mm.

Ha ha ha. Essayworld.com, shout to Essayworld.com. Essayworld.com. 1999. That's good. I got busted. They'd catch you. Yeah, they did get me. Oh man. Super embarrassing. Super embarrassing. That is embarrassing. I tell you that story, right? The professor sat me down. I just went to SAworld.com because I totally forgot. The only time I cheated in college and he was bringing, can I talk to you? And I was forgot, only time I cheated in college. And he goes, Brian, can I talk to you?

And I was like, I was trying to get ahead of it. And I go, I know exactly what you're gonna talk to me about. And he goes, yeah, I say it's good. I go, I know, I know, I spent a lot of time on it. And that's why I wanna tell you, man, I spent a lot of time on it. So he goes, cool, cool. He goes, it didn't really sound like your words.

I go, and I knew you were gonna say that as well. My brother helped me out, you know, and he's at CSU up the street, so he helped me out on it, he goes, that's cool. What's this? And I was like, what? He's like, what's this? I was like, that's my paper.

And he goes, right, right. And what's this? And it was the exact printout from SAWorld.com. He failed me. Give me an F right there. That was like three weeks into class. My God. Yeah, I know, super embarrassing. Jesus. And then he was taking the whole into. My god. Yeah, I know. Super embarrassing.

Jesus. And then he was taking like the whole class to a movie. I was like, can I still go to the movie? He goes, I think he's probably smart. You don't come. All right. Well. That is fucking hilarious.

Awful. It's the worst. So this guy sounds great. What is this? He killed a lot of boys and young men. Hold on. Read the headline though. 10,000 human remains found on serial killer's farm. This can't be America.

Authorities are still identifying victims in Indiana, sir. Now for years a peaceful multimillion dollar farm in Indiana has been... That guy? Yeah, he looks great. After 30 years after, Baumeister killed himself while on the run from police authorities are still sitting. Hold up said when cops finally raided, uh, Herb's 18 acre property in Westfield, north of Indy, they uncovered some 10,000 pieces of human remains.

Well, so that doesn't mean 10,000 people. This was the guy who would pick up, um, he would go to an army base and find guys who were drunk and give them rides and give them beers. Teenage boys, young men who had abducted and murdered from the eighties to the nineties. So he's dead. He killed himself. Keep going down, Chen.

Yeah, he, I think this is the guy. Young gay men. He met at bars, it says. Okay. Yeah, I think it's somebody else. Young gay, that's Dahmer, bud. That's another guy, but wow 10,000 body parts is a lot

He oh At least 25 people that he killed. Oh my god Can you go up for a sec? That's a lot of fucking serial killer Oh, look at this Robert Picton who fought who bought doesn't brought dozen female victims to his pig farm dead after prison assault They killed him in prison. Wow What's a shame 10,000 How many bones on the human body

great question We should know isn't there like 200 something? 206. Yes, 206, low 200s. What do you think Brian? So 10,000s, if he had 206. But if he killed 25 people and all those bone fragments are there.

206! How'd you guys, oh, serial killer stuff. Brian! I mean, but you know it was like 200, right? No, I didn't know. No. Really? How much you guys think? Oh my god. I don't know. What would you, what if you had to guess? 205. 150? I don't. How much? 150 bones? I don't know. I mean 206. I've never googled. But if it's 200 and there's 10,000 that's, you know, you killed 25. Well, they crushed a lot of it. It's just crushed.

That's what I'm saying. Like you have the fingers and all that shit. So it's 10,000 was a little bit like, That's a headline there. And that says you killed 25 people. Like, yeah, that's right. Some people are so sick. Awful.

That's what they get off. Awful. They get off on it. Like that fucking Picton scumbag. But he's dead now. Good. Yeah. So there was a heated debate on first take the

other day with Stephen Smith and Monica McNutt she's a basketball analyst we'll just play the clip. So this is what I'm saying and I know we gotta go to break and we didn't necessarily go there and maybe we should. There are so many layers in this conversation around the way that it's being discussed. Kennedy Carter's behavior is not indicative of the entire league We are still talking about competition where you are allowed to get a little extra elbow in if you are Competing and you do within the parameters of the game the game is she's smart Caitlin is helping to grow the league these women understand that but she cannot be babied as a rookie. That's all I'm in Smart one who talks about the the wma who talks about women

who talk about women sports more this way gets dicey steven a respectfully with your platform you could have been doing this three years ago if you wanted to look at him wow all right wow who does more than i'm talking to you i'm talking to you don't do that i'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you about the power that you have. Okay. I'm talking to you She's about to get fired he runs Molly's like, eject, eject. You making Steven at the point. Please let me do my job. Please let me do my job.

We've gone for 40 minutes straight. Look at Steven H. Smith, so mad. Commercial break. What I love about the WNBA. Steven's ego got a little cooked up there, but I like that woman. She was just making a point. It's all good.

Or no, am I off? Yeah, you're a little woke. That's fine. But I think too here is, uh, it's funny to watch WNBA. They finally have a star people are talking about. Forget race. Forget all that. Take all that out of it. Nobody was watching. You finally have one. You finally have someone that could get the majority of America is white. So they relate to a white girl and that's why they're tuning in. She's also very good. If you're the best college player of all time,

they want to act like she's not very good, she's the best college player of all time. You finally have a star, and they're stabbing each other in the back. They're doing whatever they can to make sure Kaitlyn doesn't shine. This is why you're not successful. It's not, and it's also not entertaining,

but also this is why you're not successful. NBA doesn't do this. They raise each other up. But the girls, they get all catty, and I get roughing up a rookie, that's fine. But getting catty and then putting her down, making sure she doesn't shine, or getting jealous of her

because she's getting so much attention. Well, this is why you guys can't make money. So, but the thing with Monica's point, like, look, to the harp on Stephen A, like nobody was talking about the WMA3. Nobody cared, and I didn't care. Nobody. And I'll tell you something else. This is exactly what I'm saying,

is that what Monica has to understand is that I'm going to talk about something if it's interesting. I'm going to watch something if it's interesting. Nobody was watching the WNBA. It was an ongoing joke. And that's why Steven didn't cover it. That's all. So you have to earn viewership. I don't say, I don't go, man, more people need to be talking about Brian Callan and coming to his shows, and I'm a really good comic, and why am I not selling out stadiums? Well, that's because of a thousand reasons,

and they're in my control, they're not in my control, but don't blame someone else for not talking about it, or don't blame the business for not putting 57-year-old comics up on a pedestal, whatever it might be. It's like, I don't understand that kind of thing. You could have been talking about, there's an idea there which says we have to push female sports and women like soccer players should be getting paid as much as male soccer players. No they shouldn't.

You guys aren't as good, you're not as skilled and nobody cares as much as they do about the World Cup with men. That's just the way it is. You can blame misogyny, but that's also a fuck. That's also bullshit or racism It's just not true. It was not as good but with Clark to it's like you want to makes it this racist thing Yeah, yeah, if she was a black girl would get as much attention. No because even hold well what it does though, but in this case it does, because also you gotta realize when there's stars, the reason they're stars is people can relate to them.

They see something and they're part of their tribe. It's not a racism thing. It's not that the white people hate black people. No, no, it's just, oh, this is a young white girl from Iowa and she's the best. The majority of America is white. Those are the numbers. So you have a much bigger population tuning in because they relate to that person's color. Having said that though, the biggest stars in the NBA that are that appeal to white people are black.

So at the same time, if you have skills like Michael Jordan, if you have skills like LeBron James, if you have skills like Kobe Bryant, white people are going to tune the fuck in and freak out over watching and you're going to make all the money because you're also really good. So some of that's also there too. So, so much of it with sports, what's beautiful about sports is people aren't really seeing color. What they're seeing is their team and the best guys play.

I disagree. I think people do see color, but it's not a racist thing. It's someone that you identify and you can relate to. So with Kaitlyn, real quick, just so we're all clear here, Kaitlyn is by no means the best player in WNBA. There's been better players than WNBA, way better. There's been superstars. Why weren't you paying attention?

Where's your jersey? Why weren't you talking about it? The reason, because Kait Caitlin is a young white girl dominating and the majority of America is white and they go, oh that's cool, that's cool, because usually white girls don't dominate. White dudes don't dominate. It's an anomaly, it's an anomaly.

It's rare, but also it's the population size. It's not a racist thing. It's like when you see a white Christian McCaffrey. A lot of white people, yeah, fuck, that's cool. He's so good. He's good. Oh, fuck, that's cool. But they'll go, oh, the only reason his jersey's selling so much is because he's white.

Yeah, there's a lot of, that's like being upset Yao Ming's jersey was the best-selling jersey, or he's the most voted all-star in the NBA. There's a lot of fucking Chinese people that identify with Yao Ming. He's from their tribe. It's not that all Chinese people hate white people. He's in their tribe. The white people bought Steve Nash jerseys. The Chinese people bought Yao Ming jerseys.

They look like him. That's how it works. They also bought Kobe jerseys. They also bought Jordan jerseys. Definitely. But I think with Brendan saying it's just just the people that stand out just like Shohei right now Shohei is a Japanese guy, right? That's not typically like, you know, no. Yeah, so he's he's blowing up bigger than anyone else. Yep Again that that culture can read they see that my Holy fuck one of us made it Joe Koi has the Filipino market the Asian market that they freak out out. He's also a great comic, but I'm saying. No, I'm just saying like people look at outliers as special, right?

Even like the professor, remember he did Streetball? Yes, the white boy. You would never expect him to do all these guys. If he was black, it's just a standout kind of thing. It's not even like. It's these outliers. It's these outliers and then the like-minded people identify with it, the same color, go, holy fuck.

Yeah. You know what's a good example of that So the like-minded people identify with it, the same color, go, holy fuck. Holy fuck. A good example of that is if you go to a comedian, Max Amini's Instagram. Persian. Right, but if you go to his Persian Instagram, he has two, he has more followers, like 4.4 on the Persian one and less on his main Instagram. Well, that's racist.

But that's what people would say, it's like, no. The Armenians have someone that has a voice. They relate to him because they're the same race. It's not racism. I think we're all like running around different things. I think outliers and main thing. Yeah. Outliers. Let's move on. All right. Let's take a break. Can we take a break, dude? Because we need to get our mind right. And there's only one way to do it. If you want to get focused, you want to get focused you want to get in tuned

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Yeah, let's do this one. How do you guys feel about spiders? I don't like them at all. Oh, well giant flying spiders are gonna be invading New York City soon, guys. Yeah, I don't like that. They're venomous flying, oh, I've seen those big boys. I don't mind those, it's the...

Black widows? No, I don't mind black widows, it's those, what are they called? Chimichalos? No, funnel web spiders that you get in in Australia. They scare the shit out of me Yeah, Spider-Man, yeah, they're probably not flying why are they in New York It says folks in New York and New Jersey are bracing for the imminent arrival of the Joro spider a giant venomous species Eight-legged critters known for their ability to parachute around

the town. They've been spreading up the eastern seaboard as of now. I don't know. Yeah, they're not deadly though. If you get bit by a funnel web spider, you can die. And they're all over. Look at that thing. It's a big spider.

I'm not worried about it. They don't scare me too much. Experts say they're not lethal to humans or pets. Now, the funnel web spider, and there's another word for them, and they're in different parts of the world. Yeah, that thing, look at this, see those things? They will bite you and kill you. This is the most dangerous spider on the planet. Yeah, they will fucking kill you.

Of course they're in Australia. And they have nests where they have so many babies and you can't even see them. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere.

They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They're in the middle of nowhere. They will fucking kill you. Of course they're in Australia and they have nests where they have so many babies. And you can see, you can see video of them

when they, they open a ceiling. Damn can kill a human in 15 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to fuck around with those things that that is really a big problem. Well, hopefully the movie arachnophobia doesn't happen.

They jump on a- They're also aggressive. They're aggressive. And if you've ever seen them, they go up on their hind legs and they have those, it's like snake, that's a snake, they have snake fangs, literally. They look pretty big, yeah. I don't know. They're horrible.

And they will kill you. You're a little too into these, man. It's in Australia. No, but they're also in other parts of the world. No, no, no. It just says Australia. No, but there's the family. There are a family of spiders that are also in South America, I believe, in other parts. Also far.

But they could get up here, like the movie Arachnophobia. Yeah, they scare me, man. They're native to Australia, bud. Yeah, there's another part, too, of the world where they have a cousin that's just like them. And they're like, oh, They're native to Australia, bud. Yeah. There's another part too, the world where they're, they have a cousin that's just like them

and they're awful. But they're not in Western Australia. So far from us. Well, there's another type. There's that's a family of spiders that exist other places. This is hilarious. Oh, so have you guys seen this one yet?

Yes. Brian has. Yeah. This made me laugh so hard. Me too. Yeah. I would do that. What's wrong with them?

A guy did a virtual meeting to discuss his suspended license. Just pulling around, pulling around. It's his court hearing and he has a suspended driver's license. He zooms into the hearing driving. but there's more to it though so but it's just his reactions that's actually kind of funny he's driving actually I'm pulling into my doctor's office actually so so I'll just give me one second. I'm parking right now. So it goes on and then he's like, that judge is so great. So there's a long pause here.

What was he thinking? He wasn't, he's not a thinker. He was driving with license suspended. That is correct, your honor. And he was just driving. And, look at the guy. He didn't have a license. He's a mouth breather. He's all, he kept saying, uh, multiple times, but apparently so,

his, his license was suspended because he didn't pay some sort of child support, but then it got reinstated in 2022 However, he didn't like go through the full process and there was a clerical error. So Technically he did still have his license But at the time if you look at the whole article he didn't realize that he got his license reinstated anyway Okay, he was just wanting to take his wife to the hospital. Oh That's cool. Well, that's life's a lot tougher But he did spend I think two days in jail. Yeah, they put him two days in jail because he's all

So that's what he says right here, what was I thinking Just getting my wife medical help and he goes that's I wasn't thinking about the fact that I got a suspended license I don't care about all that so he definitely made a dumb decision yeah don't call in yeah while driving for a suspended license that's the reason why turn the camera off but then also yeah and who knows if he's actually dropping going to the hospital I didn't see his wife either so now I just saw him and we hear anybody else in the car This should probably be the last one so a US bar it's an aisle or some I don't I don't I believe it's an I don't you know

So this is one of the things that they said it's for like heterosexual pride or heterosexual Yes, we have our own month In We have our own month. So you said Monday in June, hetero, hetero male Monday and any heterosexual male dress like a heterosexual male will receive a free draft bear. I was wondering where we can get our day. I know as long as we wear like blue gray and black colors. And that's the old state saloon. Oh, heterosexual awesomeness month. People are dressed like roosters. It's so interesting.

It's like, all right. Guys, sorry. My arm's a little sore from boxing yesterday. You told us already. Yeah, I know. But it's just, if people are wondering why I'm doing this, I'm a box. Once a month. Zany's, June 14, 15, 16.

See you there. Zany's June 14, 15, 16. See you there. Zany's Nashville. All right, kids. 1,000th episode is happening next Wednesday. 1,000. Coming in hot. We'll make it special. Love you guys.