The Fighter & The Kid - Cat Crime, Peptides & Hollywood’s Weirdest Casting Rumors | TFATK Ep. 1187

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are back with Nick Simmons for a wild Fighter and The Kid episode covering everything from anti-aging science and peptide stacks to one of the most insane cat stories ever told on the show.The guys get into Yamanaka factors, reverse aging, TRT, testosterone, Bryan Johnson’s extreme longevity routine, oral health scares, colonoscopy stories, and whether living forever would actually be worth it. They also react to Hollywood drama around Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Baldoni, Met Gala outfits, Steven Seagal stories, strange casting rumors for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, and viral videos of people getting way too close to bears.Plus, the crew builds the “perfect UFC fighter” using fight IQ, striking, wrestling, jiu-jitsu, power, and body type, with picks like GSP, Mighty Mouse, Anderson Silva, Khabib, Yoel Romero, Charles Oliveira, Alex Pereira, Fedor, Brock Lesnar, and Alistair Overeem.Comedy, MMA, Hollywood chaos, health talk, and TFATK madness all in one episode. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkRidge - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code FIGHTER at https://www.Ridge.com/FIGHTER #RidgepodO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERMars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/QUO - Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://www.quo.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. I gotta get rid of this. This is too much. Thick. Especially as it's getting hotter? Yeah, my girl loves it, but I'm like, I like, I don't know, I'm getting lean now, so I have structure. Yeah, you don't want to hide it.

Yeah. It makes me, I think it makes my face fat. Yeah, when you bulk, you want to do a big. Yeah. You don't think so? Yeah. Let's do it, Jistter. It was on to keep that, no.

Yeah, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go live. Come on, do it live. Of it. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. What's up, dude? Are we in? Oh, we're in? By the way, by the way, I'm in a little bit of a good mood because I don't know if you guys know what Yamonaka factors are. Have you heard of this? Oh, glad. So they're shooting viruses in your eye. Now, why? Because it's the first time in clinical studies with not just rats, but primates, and now phase one with humans, that they are reversing.

aging of cells so that literally they have animals that were blind that had damaged but you'll have eye issues no but i'm saying they shoot it in there and the the cells kind of reset and start like new so people have literally better eyes what yeah hey this feels like a conspiracy no the guy want to know about fries hold on you know what's the best thing about this you think you're going to be alive by the time comes hey they're in a human phase one. Yeah. Yeah.

So in 10 years, Bob, two more, two more fucking brave. That'd be fast. Phases. That'd be fast. About 10 years,

yeah. 10, 15 years. The point is, they're going to be able to do this with every cell in your body. They shoot a virus in it. It resets. Oh, no.

And we're looking forward to it. Hey. Hey, dude. Yeah, thanks for the heads up. No, no, no. You're going to be in having like this. Ah, fuck. No, not.

Just shitty here and having it too. Oh, fuck. I missed it. Just eyes hanging down like a fucking dog. This is original eyewas in heaven. Yamanaka factors, they say, are the, they're literally a revolution. It's just like, I'm dying. No, no, no, I'm dying.

And they have it from my eyes. Good news is, bad news is you're dying. The news is you can have good eyes and watch yourself die in a mirror. You could see your family say goodbye. Literally. Literally. It's the, it's the craziest shit, though, where they, it's the first time in history that they've been able to reverse aging in a cell. It's fine.

At the cellular level. Bring up Yamonaka factors. It's like the biggest revolution going. You know, it's funny. Everyone, Nobel Prize. Everyone who know, all you guys who know me know that I'm willing to be a lab rat,

but injecting a virus sounds like the beginning of, what was that, Will Smith? Oh, I am legend. Watch this. Yamanoff factors, he won a Nobel Prize for this, a cocktail of transcriptin factors, whatever,

into a youthful stem cell-like state known as induced whatever discovered in 2006 by shinya yamanaka a technique enables in part the reversal of cellular aging and tissue regeneration so question question if you inject it right is it like getting bit by a vampire now like you'll live longer but be stuck looking your age no so they're going to be able to do this with every cell in your body no i know right But it's not going to make... So do you, like, stop aging now? Guys, when I'm 70, okay? Yeah, that's a good point.

Like, is it just going to help you go back five years? Because it's not going to make you look 20. So... Does it make you look younger? Or are you just like, this is your body for now on? Well, the idea would be that your body's always making new cells, right? So that's why with animals, primates, they were able to take practically blind mice and primates and give them eyesight, which is crazy.

Hey, like they literally regenerated nerves, optic nerves. Hey, I'm going to turn around. Yeah. And you better be in a lab. It's crazy. That's so funny. The best. Look at this.

Next camera went out for somebody. Yeah. It's everybody talks about like, it's camera went out from. But you get what I'm saying? Where there's no plug in it? Is it like a, I don't know. Is it like how vampires work?

Like, once you get bit, like this is what you're stuck as forever. I know. I don't know. Because I did that interview with the vampire, that little girl turned a vampire when she's like 12. Yeah. And she's just 12, even though she's 400,

she looks 12. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I don't know. You still haven't watched. They sell ages. Interview with the vampire?

I've watched, not the show, the movie. The movie's phenomenal. Show's way better. You've seen the movie with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise and Kirsten Dunst? It didn't get along, apparently.

Tom Cruise was a little threatened by Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt was like, guys were all competitive with me and it was just unfortunate. The series is so much better? No. Come on. It's super gay, but it's so, it's the gayest thing. That's such a gay-looking show.

Yeah, it's good. Did you watch True Blood, too? True Blood was gay. Love True Blood. Oh, interview with the vampires way gay than true blood. I mean, it's nuts to butts, vampires. I look at you differently now. Yeah, you should.

It's good. Now, Brendan. Were you a gossip girl guy too? Yeah, yeah. No, is that vampires? No, it's just gay. Oh, no, no. If there's no vampires, that's gay.

Do you watch home remodeling shows and stuff like that? No. fashion shows? No, I'm not that gay. Okay. No, no. You like fashion? Also, no.

No, no. I'm over all that's true. No, no. As Tom thought says, TV right now is meat. What the fuck was that about? Hans, I did a quote today where he goes,

I called McManyer and told him, give me his meat. And he's talking about Strickland. But I think in his, like he's thinking like devouring, like give me, give me that fresh meat. Yeah.

But in America, it's pause. Hashtag no daddy. You can't say to another guy. Give me that. Give me that meat. Do you think Morales beats Prattis? Yeah.

I don't know. That's a banger fight. That's the fight. Great fight. You know, Pratt, I mean, Morales was a judoka and wrestler before he was a striker. Yeah.

Which I didn't realize. Yeah, I think both his parents are Olympic judokas. Dude, how about Prattas? Remember, when Connors first came back, they were going to offer him protest. Oh, bad idea. That would have been so bad.

Yeah, how bad that would have went. But also, this lets you know how big the UFC is on Prattis. yeah they'll let you know they're like yeah process has aura smoking cigarettes and drinking beer after the fight and you're like what the fuck like this the guy yeah that's all they're trying to put him over i guess he was a moitai guy for a long time like 64 fights or some shit yeah you know you know who i want to see process fight i want to see process uh i'm machado gary with i'm having a full fight camp well his prod is just not that fun of a fight

you don't think so yeah oh we haven't been gone remember i told you the cameras on oh yeah shit That's great. You just finished up the eye stuff. Well, we were just talking about products. Why? Because I'm gay. Because he smoked cigarettes and I love it.

Oh, no, you're talking about process. I was talking about how you're in a good mood over this stuff. Because it's the first time in. I know, but by the time it comes out. That there's real. Well, we're in stage one trials with humans. Yeah, no. Me and Nick are going to live to see stage four and five.

You're, no. It's after stage three. You're good. So it could come to market as early as seven, eight years. Hey, you know it's never stopped me? Waiting until phase three. That's right. By the way.

If I can get my hands on it, I don't wait. If there's anything to not wait for it, this might be it, man. Oh, that's dicey. Because Red of True Tide's still in phase three. It just finished phase three. Oh, I think in phase one show. Red of Tudor Tides is common any day now. I'm on it.

Everybody's on it. I'm on it too. Everybody's on it. It's one of the most common. But why are you guys on it? Why not? For fat loss to get shredded. To party?

The summer's coming up. Because I'm a, I'm a dumb glido who puts things in their body to look cool for summer for no reason. Honestly, and all books should decide. I'm, I've taken phase one. What am I on? Yeah. Test. TRT, only 160 milligrams.

You know what test is now? It's like protein powder. It really is. Everybody. I don't know another guy not on test. Okay. What else? I'm on Redo True Tide.

SS31. What is that? It's for the. it's for regenerating the cells. So it gives you actual energy. Energy. Yeah. So I've been fucking,

I got paid two hours of pickleball yesterday. My girl was done and I was like still fucking moving around. It feels pretty good. It's pickleball though, right? But keep going. Hey. Hey.

Hey, I will wreck you in pickleball. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure foosball too. Rec you. Yeah. And I wrecked Brian's tennis playing ass and I'm nasty of pickleball now.

Are you? Yeah. And then, uh, Tessamorland. I will toy with you in Pickleball, and I mean, look at my face, toy with you. Hey, hey. Well, you guys can just touch dick.

We'll just touch dicks. I'll tell you what, and me and cluing the listeners, one thing we don't, you know, about it's a pickleball. It's a hitle ball. Pickleball's old guy stuff now. No, no, it's coming back. No, it's young kids. It's so fun.

Also, wait, wait, wait, wait, so you're on, you're on, what is that other one? That's a peptide? Yeah. Okay. And then I'm thinking, I'm thinking about adding a Selank and Samax, which is for the brain. Because I'm retarded. Yeah. Do you think it's going to help, though?

I don't know. Selangis. But that's the summer stack? Yeah. You got to do anything to shut up? You're doing something. You got a little something else going, Equipoise, something like that. No, I would never take you could again.

What are you on? So when I'm taking Anavar. I just started, I started Anavar. I started last. week. Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah. On Edibor? Now, how's it, how's your dick doing with all that stuff? Oh, really? Phenomenal. There's only a few that I could put, I could put a hurt and no, when I, back in the day when I took Deca, yeah. That's when you have problems. Yeah, that's fucked my weir. Because your prolactin goes up.

Decker. Oh, yeah. Your prolactin goes up and you're like, I look sick and I'm very fuckable, but I am not able to fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Nor do you want to. Your sex drive. Your wiener does not.

Because your prolactin goes up. What is prolactin? It's like a female hormone. It's like a female hormone. I know that's what you need to breastfeed. Yeah. So. Jesus.

Yeah. That's why guys start making me. But EQ, I can never do EQ again because you know how much I eat naturally. Yeah. I ate on E because I was taking test in EQ. it turns me into like a dying golden retriever the way I eat. I had 32 white castle burgers in one sitting on EQ and I went, oh, I'll never get lean.

I'm never going to get lean. Yeah, 32 white castle burgers in one sitting. I just wonder what if you stopped everything. You can't stop test though because you're probably dependent on it. No, you could stop test. Yeah, I would have to say Clomid, HCG, start getting the LH and FSAH back up, all that. And trigger, you know, just get the test moving back. Why you'd stop taking it, though.

Yeah, I'm 36, so I'm at a pretty good age for it. You should have to check for when you and your girl want to have kiddos if the sperm, because it killed all my sperm. Did it? They see birth control for men. I wish I knew that back in the day. What do you, what are you taking, Bubba? For what reason?

How much TR2? Because you could have just smashed regardless. How would just nutting all over town? Of course you would have. There's really no testing. At first, I thought I meant for like a fertility reason. Hey, let's be honest. When you were single, you weren't a.

big condom user. No, those are for pussies, but I also... I don't even know what the... But if I didn't have to worry about it at all... Yeah. All right, let's take a little break, kids. Yeah. Dude, I freaking...

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yeah yeah condoms most people i don't know if the straight of home brought up the prices. I have no idea. Does inflation affect magnums? You ever seen when they've asked super rich people like what a carton of milk cost at all? $200? How many milligrams have tests are you on? I do three.

I use Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Is that a lot? What's I use? Well, me and Brendan talked about this for the episode. We don't know how much it is per shot. So that's questionable. just generally shoot i've also no that's what that's what they prescribed me i've also felt great when i took 500 milligrams in test no i can tell i'm taking too much because my face gets i get moon face

you don't take any anti-ashter or anything like that no nothing but when i take too much i get mooney face yeah yeah most of ever were taken was 500 milligrams test and i was like i will bang anything in front of me because of the 500 milligrams yeah yeah well i feel like yesterday i literally, I mean, I sat down because we did that podcast. That was the only time I sat down all day. Yeah, you had energy. I went straight from here to Bossy's game and from there to Joanna's birthday dinner. See, that's a big mark.

If you have energy all day. I got home about 930 and I was like, oh shit, I haven't chilled at all. I haven't taken off my shoes all day. But you also look pretty good, man. Like, like, if it's working on that level, the one thing I know is about test is I just don't get tired. Yeah, I never got tired. But you never got, you know, but I'm more tired these days. It's hurting your sleep?

Oh, that's how I'm in the sleeping. Like I just haven't sleeping. Yeah, the plane. But, but I will say, like, when I'm on the road, I don't get that fatigue anymore. Like, and I never got that. But as I got older, I was like, I got to take a fucking nap. You know, by the time the second show was done, I was like, oh.

Yeah, I'm doing shit now where, like, even the baseball does, like, dude, what the fuck are you drinking? I'm like, life. Yeah. Because I'll be at the ballpark for a Tigers game Saturday, Sunday. I don't bring a chair. I just walk around the field. Yeah.

You have a pretty... From 8 a.m. to 6 p.m.? And I'm just on my feet. You got a strong body. I was making them laugh so hard at the gym today. I did jiu-jitsu this morning, and they were like... They were talking about this guy.

It was a jiu-jitsu guys juiced up. And they go, Shab would fuck him up, right? And I go, I believe he would. Yeah. And I said, so I was, one time I asked Brennan, I go, hey, how would you do against... It was a friend of ours in jiu-in-jitsu.

And Brendan just... Oh, this is years ago, but just gets in my face. Yeah, he just gets in my face. I'd imagine pretty well, Brian, since I did it as a job for 10 years. He never competed once in his life. I think that's currently fighting, yeah. Yeah, you were.

You got a colonoscopy today? Oh, how's that ass? So, did you get hard? Did you get hard during the colonoscopy? You're out. How dare you, dude? Did you get hard, dude? No, you're out.

You're out. You're out. Did you have polyps? So that's the thing I was a little worried about. They did find two polyps that they said that's common. but of course they're going to go, you know, they're going to test it. Yeah, did they, they took the polyps out? Yeah, they removed the polyps.

Okay. Why? What's with your eyes, Brian? No, polyps is fine. Pallops is, uh, if you're, you know, it doesn't mean it has cancer at all. No, no, yeah. People, but in fact, they take the polyps out so it doesn't turn into cancer. Yeah, that's what they're saying.

They say like 25 to 40% of people that go in for colonoscopy, they'll have polyps. Yeah. But would you just lay on your side and they insert thing in your booty hole? Yeah. Give you some, the propophol? stuff that Michael Jackson took, I think. Were you out? Literally, they were going to put me in sleep,

and I'm okay, cool. And then I was done. I woke up and like, what the hell? They would be up first, though, right? What's up? They will be up first, though, right? After. I don't know.

I didn't feel shit. All that's after. The only thing I felt was the girl putting some stuff underneath my butt, like, you know, like a towel or something. I told you the nurse. I told you the nurse. I had my colonoscopy, oh, 50, the nurse, straight up when I came to,

straight up was absolutely hitting on me. Absolutely. You have a butt on you. I got a butt on me, but also like they stuck it in my shitter. My dick was probably all lazy and like, and she was absolutely hitting on me. Like just like, like just right there. And I was like, I looked like, I just got my shitter looked at. Weeners all heavy in red.

Yeah, maybe it was all. Just rusting. Maybe it just, you know, when it's that relaxed, it just looked like it was just a big old sleepy snake. Yeah, or maybe she was a heavy anaconda. It was so interesting. Or she might be a real horror. She might be a real horror.

Yeah, you might be the third guy. She sucked off that day. She might have been into shitters too. Sucking talk. Or just licking your rumpy. You never know what you're going to get. Well, you're lucky though, because you're a, you're a show or not a grower. So you're, anybody who knows Brian has seen.

It's a lazy, heavy piece. Yeah. Are those balls getting smaller with the TRT? They're not really getting smaller. And I check it. You're not taking enough. Yeah. See, me, I'm not so lucky.

I'm a, I'm a grower. And I did hernia surgery, and they put me out unconscious. And they, it's the shit. I went to the shittiest hospital in the Bronx. And I woke up in another room because they put me on the anesthesia. And I wake up in this cold-ass room. And the doctor had his back turned to me. And he goes, nice to see you not walking around naked.

And I went, walking around. What? And he goes, yeah, man. He goes, dude, that anesthesia knocked your brain up, but you're like a run. He goes, you were walking. We had to push you back down. Oh, fuck. And I'm like, why are you telling me this?

Yeah. And I had to like explain, like the nurse came out. I'm like, it's so cold in here. You know, it's very cold in this hospital, right? Well, you're gonna think I'm bullshitting now. So I get when they, I don't remember if you, I had double hernia surgery. So they fill you up with carbon dioxide. So your, your cavity hurts.

You're really hurt. Oh, you're fart. And so they give you, no, you just did so much pain. So they give you like morphine and you kind of like relax. And I'm, I'm actually in my bed, but it was almost standing. They have you, you know, kind of. of and the the anesthesiologist a man came in and knew I was a comedian actor and he goes uh a white guy and he goes um so uh I know you're a comedian and actor it's amazing I love that

uh I do African dance do you do any dance and he was straight up hitting on me and gave me his card that said African dance on it. Now, do you think everyone's hitting on you, because this is two stories in a row. I know it is. I know, it's a little much, right? I was young, I was young and cute as fuck. You're all right. That was pretty cute.

You're all right. Cuteie pie. Bring me up when I was. But you're getting hit on. No, we know what you look like? Wait, we've been around a long thing. You know, I found out I had a hernia? Like, was it obvious when you had hernia?

Because I had the umbilical. Oh, you did? No, I had it right down here. So whenever I would do anything, like I'd pee and it would look like, you ever seen true when the, when the monster comes up. That's what my stomach. It would come out like a nose. You ever had a hemorrhoed?

No. You've never had one? No. You're in a real meat head? Oh, man. You're in a real meat head? I had a pain here. You know how I'm a little bit of a bitch when it comes to.

I was like, damn, it wouldn't go away. It was like a pain. So I go to the doctor. And then he goes, I don't know. He goes, I kept saying, I think it's something. And I'm worried. So he sends me down to a surgeon. You know, those surgeons at Cedar Sinai who've seen everything.

Those guys deal with life and death every day. So some a hole like me, shows up and he goes like this. He sees my turn and he goes, you have hernia, huh? I go, yeah. He goes, where? I go right here. He goes, that's fascinating. I go, why? He goes, it's just you'd be the first person in history to have a hernia there. Up there. And I go, oh, so it's not hernia? He goes, no. He goes, but I bet I know what your next question is. Talking me just like this. I go, what? He goes, do I have cancer? And I go, that is my question. He goes, I know, because that's what you're thinking. and there's pain there.

And he goes, I don't think so. Do you know why? I said, why? He goes, because I don't think that's how cancer manifests itself. It doesn't show it, present that way. He literally goes, you have any more questions? I know, he goes, get out of my office. He was so cool.

I was fucking loving it. Look at that. That is not attractive. Yeah, I had one of those on my, right my belly button. Jesus Christ. That's yours right there? Yeah, not that bad. That's disgusting.

Yeah, you had to get it sewed up. That's genetic. I got two things in mesh right here. It was painful. That guy sucks. Look at his stomach. He's disgusting. My dad just got good news.

I don't know if I told you. My dad had to, because he had honest prostate and they thought it could be cancer. He just got the news back. Finally, it was just no cancer. It was just a lesion. And like,

I called him to congratulate him. And he just gives too much information. I was like, how are you feeling? He goes, it's great. Like, you know, I could have sex again. I'm like, I'm going to, I'm going to go. I don't want to. Yeah.

I'll tell you who has arthritis in the old fingers. This guy. Do you? Yeah, right. Are you sure? Yeah, it hurts. Maybe it's from jiu-jitsu. It hurts.

Speaking of fucked up stories, my girl told me a story the other day that has been living in my head. It's so fucked up. She went out with one of her girlfriends here in Austin, and she told her the most fucked up story. So her brother and his girl went to, I guess, Aspen or something like that. or they went skiing and they have a house there and like they have their cat there or whatever and important for the story

the cat is a very large cat right chubby yeah and uh they go skiing and it's part of like their whole like engagement thing and they have all their friends there one of their friends diabetic he's on the slope starts getting he's like I'm not feeling too good you might be too I'm not sure but

just know that he's diabetic goes back to the house he's like do you might if I go back to your house and just rest and like yeah I know problem so the next day they see their cat is like walking weird and the cat has like blood coming out of it and they're like oh we got to take it to the vet so the brother takes it to the vet and uh the vet puts them in a side room and they come back out and they're like human blood we know what you did to that cat and he goes what do you mean like we know what you did like you're you're not

going to get away with this and he goes yeah like i like i saw you smoke weed around it sometimes, but I don't like blow it in the cat's face or anything. And they're like, no, they're like a cat's organs shouldn't be moved in that way. And he's like, what are you talking about? Like, we know you fuck the cat. So what actually happened was that guy, the diabetic went back for some reason, saw the cat, railed the shit out of it. And then just, he fucked the cat.

And then they had, he had to like, they had to snitch on the guy. And the guy lost custody of his kids. He's on a list. I don't know what kind of list you get put on. Well, you fuck the cat, bro. So you're a weirdo. I don't know what kind of list you get put on, but he's on some type of list.

I don't know if he's just not allowed to pet co or something like that. Yeah, I don't want to know. Yeah, I think there's that piece of reality. You can do you go seven years or something like that for that. Yeah, he lost custody of his kids. Damn. How fucked up is that?

Friends are snitches. It is weird, right? Good, dad. Also, I don't fuck with cats. My first question was, how thick is that cat? Yeah, that's a chubby cat. Yeah. Wow, that's terrible.

Right. God. That story's been burned into my head. I got so mad at my son. My son, my son fucked with me, but I got really mad at him. He said, he goes, hey, dad, what's a rusty trombone? Oh. And I go, I go, why?

And he goes, don't worry, I'm alone. And I go, all right. So it's when you tongue somebody shitter. you're jerking them off usually with shit on your hand, you know. And I just see him laughing and I'm like, listen to you little fuck, you better be alone. But apparently I think he had his friends there listening. I tore him a new asshole. I go, you don't have your dad tell you what a rusty trombone around your fucking

record that around your fucking young friends. Like don't do that. That's a problem. Yeah, because they're going to go home and be like, yeah, bro. Hey, do you know that comedian Brian Callant? He told us what a rusty trombone is. Yeah. I lost my shit on.

I was like that you don't understand Yeah that's a problem Like don't ever I lost my I've never I haven't been mad at my son like that I never have You think the first mistake was breaking down What a rusty trombone was from the jump for you You know he and I are tell you know how we talk

He and I yeah he's so funny And we're we fuck around all the time So if it's just he and I The rule is you're allowed to say whatever you want to me Just not around other people You gotta watch your language right So that's the rule that's our thing The first one that I ever heard from Finn

Was when you guys were FaceTiming It was when I first started going on the road with you Yeah And he goes dad Do you like dragons? And you're like, yeah, what kind of dragons? He goes, dragging my balls across your face. Like I, and that, he was like 12 of the time.

He's fucking hilarious. Yeah. But if he's around dudes, older men. Yeah, it's trouble. I got you, you know? Yes, trouble. But, but not around. You can't do that around your friends.

No way. Yeah. But that, hey, you know, that's how you learn. You learn, do you learn as if you want to be a comedian, you're going to push fucking the envelope and then you're going to fuck up? Also, red flag. Your son is 15. knows how to use the internet.

Oh. So when he's asking you, that's a fucking setup job. It's a setup. Yeah, they know. He set you the fuck. You think he doesn't how to use the internet? All those kids don't let a rush. But I thought maybe he was asking me what, like maybe.

Like, he thought this was the birds and the bees conversation. Yeah, I want to know what it is from your perspective. I don't know. From your perspective. I had my guard down. I was like, what? A rusty trombone.

You know, I mean, I can tell you what all those things are. Right. It's all part of that. Dirty Sanchez. Let's move on to the Cleveland steamers. Cleveland steamers. Cleveland steamers. Yeah.

What's a Cleveland Seamer? That's when you take a shit on somebody's chest. Like a long log on their chest. Oh. Oh. I don't know who's into that, but they're out there. I feel like it's always people, Germans and Japanese people. They do a lot of the scat.

So that's a fact. It's always World War II losers who are big into poop. Well, it's also cultures that are super, super repressed and disciplined and orderly. It's the most grotesque thing. Yeah, the more orderly, you need it. You need an escape. That's all surprised your buddy fucked that cat. Not my buddy.

Well. Whatever is these two, do Cleveland steamers. That's really funny. You know what was a really big letdown? Finding out recently, it's almost like finding out Santa Claus wasn't real. Finding out that Tub girl was not a real video.

What do you mean? What's Tub girl? You don't remember the girls that would like poop in the cup and drink it? Two girls one cup? Yeah. I've never seen it because I thought it was fake. It was a hoax. think so i think that was real it came out it was a hoax this whole time really yeah don't show me pictures

i just i just ate a bowl i don't want to do it was uh i thought it was uh i thought it was um you don't want to watch that after eating a tunable dude whoa it was not feces and not rather mr conchlor chocolate moose ice cream or similar browns whoa when you saw it though nick did it look like actual poop it did okay so that was big but it was also like this massive back in i think i watch it I'm going to be bugging, but if I like I watched that on like YouTube. Bro, it says 2007. Yeah, I think it was on you. It was going viral.

YouTube used to be like the wild west. Glad that is fake. I'm glad that's fake. Right? Yeah, I'm glad it's fake. But what's not fake is one man one jar. What was that? It's where this guy, he like pulls his balls up and you see just the jar sitting on the floor.

And he just slowly crouches until it's up his shitter. And then you just hear, boom. And it exploded inside of his bum. I don't know if you survived that. He was pulling the shards. out. Oh no, he's dead. Yeah, that guy's dead. That's like, what was the one with the horse? Do you remember that?

Mr. Han. Well, when you treat your shitter. At the top tier for you? Oh, dude. When he's lying out that the horse's big dick and he's all, this older woman was talking about all these things that they were finding like from the bath houses when guys would come in

with all kinds of shit going on. And she goes, when you treat your asshole like an entrance and not an exit, bad things are going to. to happen. Can you Google if Mr. Hans is real? I'm pretty sure that's real. That dude died.

That guy died. Yeah. That's 100% real. How do you get a horse for that? Oh, you just get your, the horse hard. No, no, no. Like who who who's like, okay, can I borrow a horse? Well, I think it wasn't even his horse.

He was just. That's what I'm saying. He didn't fuck by that horse. What do you say to a, he was like a wrangler? Do you go to a farmer and be like, hey, we need a horse for a video? I think he had access and then he, that's why they've set up the camera. At Marathon gas stations, every stop is the start of fun. Like the awesome fuel savings you can get with Marathon Rewards.

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Speaking of colon, perforated colon. I was about to say, that's up in a chin today. The footage often titled two guys, one horse. That's Mr. Hand. At the time. Oh, at the time, BCLity was not illegal in Washington State. At the time. It was not illegal.

I'm glad they clarified that. The state passed a law making a classy felony. Yeah. Oh, so it wasn't. you could fuck a horse or something else and or have it fuck you says the video is often mistakenly thought to be staged or fake video due to its absurdity yeah dude the internet was crazy back in the day yeah you could watch like daniel pearl beheading videos i never watched any of that there was that albanian serial killer that would get people with the hammer and just come after them with

the back of it and you it would show the whole thing what yeah it was crazy and like youtube was insane You guys where they take it, it's like a dull knife, they cut the guy's head off? Yeah. I actually had nightmares. An Albanian serial killer? Yeah. What was he? He killed people on camera?

In the woods. He'd find people in the woods with a hammer, and you'd watch it. Hammer in and just the way you'd pull a nail out. What? Yeah, it's pulling the skull apart. Look that up. Never heard of that. You know, some dark shit back in the day?

You know, it's crazy? It's still out there. YouTube used to be so crazy. Now I got flagged for one time on month. for just saying the word terrorism. Oh, this, this, I get flat. This show for bringing up Mr. hands and two girls, one cop.

Like, sometimes you just gotta say fuck it. Yeah. Do you know what it was just called Albanian serial killer? With a hammer. With hammer. Three guys, one hammer. It's always two guys, one hammer.

Three guys, one hammer. Yeah, that's what it says here. Today we're going to be talking about the infamous three guys, one hammer, serial killer curse from the, from Ukraine. Oh, is Ukrainian? It was one of those.

Close enough. Different type of white. Awful. Well, it's a whole thing, but it is real thing. Mm-hmm. And they would... Yeah, they filmed it, documentary style. Like Blair Witch Project shit?

Yeah. And you just know to see that. And now you get flagged for using the wrong music on YouTube. I know. Yeah, they really tightened things up. Always happens. YouTube used to be Kimbo Fighting Videos and the song, If You Blood Throw It Up.

I don't know if you remember that song. It was just like... It was crazy. Oh, you're right. Albania. Oh, it was Albania. Jeez. United States, too.

Crazy people. He lived in New York before he fled to Europe. Yeah. 1990 murder. You didn't know about this. I know. I'm just playing myself. God.

Eight murders. You got some psychos, man. I found my new favorite serial killer. That watched the BTK. He's my least favorite because he killed kids. But the reason is he, is he the, no, or BTK, the reason why. Mine torture kill. So the reason why.

The reason why it's funny to me is he was such a, he wanted just the notoriety. Yeah. And no one, the news just wouldn't pick up the story. So he had to slowly just give away because he was just getting embarrassed. You got to give him clues? Well, no, do you know how they caught him? So he was, it was a cold case. He had done, but there were cops that just never forgot about it because what he did.

and then they kind of did something really interesting. They said, they said, let's plant some articles about what he did knowing he'll correct the record. He wanted, he wanted to be known so bad. He went on the local news and called in.

Did he? Live on air. Bring that shit up, Jim. He calls live on air. Yeah, he won. He couldn't stand that he wasn't given the... He's a fat guy glasses. Yeah, he's disgusting.

No, he's not fat. He's also. I'm thinking of a fat guy with glass. This guy was like a family man. Yeah, he's fat with glasses. He's not fat. That's him. That's a chubby boy.

He was also, by the way, in, like, the leader of a church group, he was, uh. Oh, that's right. He sent a floppy diss. And that's how they tracked him down. Yeah. He wanted to be known so bad and they were just not covering it and he was just getting so upset. Like, why are they covering me? It's wild, dude.

You know, it's a great one. There's a Hulu show about Gacy that I finally watched. And, uh, Casey's bad. Did you know that like, he wouldn't identify as gay? He would bang dudes back at his place. Yeah. And then like when they, when the court case happened, he's like, I'm not gay. Yeah.

They're like, but you, you bang guys. And he's like, yeah, it's not gay. It's just a whole as a whole. Yeah, you're gay, man. Yeah, John Wayne Gacy, because he had the construction company. He was a Democrat, too. He ran for a politic. Was he?

Yeah. In Chicago. I always thought for some reason he dressed up as the clown for the, killings, but it's not. That's fake. He was, uh, he was, uh, he was, uh, he was a clowns. Way, way, way before. And then we started killing the, there's no clowns.

Uh, but that, it's fun, scary story, like clown killer, but yeah. No, he had a construction company, he'd hire young dudes. And then he would kill him. Speaking of clowns, do you remember in 2016, it was like, uh, all over the place. You would just see videos of clowns chasing people down. What the fuck was that about? It was a trend. And there's a, there's a, there's a thing where the, this, this guy, this clowns just rolls a

ball and this guy's walking and the guy just Oh, he squares up? He squares up. He just goes, hmm, and just walks toward the clown. Like, what are you trying to do? But you remember that? That was like nationwide. There was just clowns appearing places.

One person in Halloween trying to do that, ghost shit got shot and killed. Really? Somebody, yeah. Yeah. Gags the Green Bay clown. It was everywhere. Clowns were seen stand out of street corners at night

trying to lure children to the woods. dude my kids would never walk around that night you know it's let alone follow a clown you know it sucks about clowns clown is the only job that is a phobia yeah like no everyone else like no one else is fearful of accountants it's a very strange but it's also a stupid fucking job it's it's also people that are clowns and ever trust them i don't trust uh mall santa Claws. Like, what do you want to do once a year? I never thought about it. I know somebody. I know somebody who went to college.

Once a year, you want to dress up and have kids in your lap? I never thought about that. Now, you get the exception where he's a good dude. Maybe he had grandkids, you know, an older grandpa. Okay. But he wants all the kids in town to sit on his lap. Once a year? That's a little creepy.

Doesn't pay well. When you look at it from a different, that perspective. Oh, wait until you become a dad. No, no. Get the fuck in it. So there was a, there was a, um, Santa Claus in a Florida town. I'm not going to out him because I don't know, but he is so interesting.

Out him, dude. He was a, no, Santa Claus. It was a good guy. Santa Claus. You know what his day job was? The setup up to this story's crazy. He said what his day job was. His day job was, he was a coroner.

Okay. And my little boy, who has very fair skin, especially when he was like six months or whatever. This is crazy. He said, he looked to me and said, this sun is really hot. Where are you from? I was like, we live in L.A. And he goes, okay, you're in Florida sun right now. And your child doesn't have a hat on and he doesn't have any sunblock. And you're out here waiting in line. He said, that skin on your child's head is as thin as a paper, is paper thin. And he will get sunstroke this fast. And he was, he was Santa Claus telling me that. So he was like taking care of my kid. And I was like, and I knew that he knew how thin that was because he was a coroner. He did autopsies. so he would like he you know he knew everything about the body you also don't have to be an expert to don't leave your kid in the sun yeah yeah right that might be good too but he knew exactly how thin that that that that skin is about as thin as a piece of paper well that's that actually goes

back to all the peptide every when people like they're like oh this about this peptid this about this supplement it's like you're going in the sun i wear sunscreen every day yeah because like the sun called gay all you want the sun is more dangerous and causes more deaths every year than all the peptides, all the supplements put together. With the peptide stuff, when people bring it up, I'm like, yeah, don't take them. I don't give a fuck. I don't sell them. Don't take them.

I'm not going to lie, though. This would denies me about peptides. Like, back in the day, you had to, like, go on a forum on bodybuilding.com and trust some random stranger on the internet on what to take. And now, like, my friend will be like, hey, my mom's on HGH. Can you give her? And I'm like, you have to work your way up to this. can't just start knowing all the science. You need to go through a lot of trial and ever.

And also there are peptides, then there are peptides. There are some peptides that do a lot of no, but if you take the wrong stack, you could be canceling out. It, it signals different pathways. Like you're creating angiogenesis on different, you know, your pituitaries going this way and there's a thousand things. Yeah, you have people taking CJC and I, Pamerell and Tessamorland and you're like, you're just stimulating growth hormone the same way. What do you deal? And. or but but there are other things too like that apparently that uh melatonin thing that makes you darker melanotan that's got that's got a lot of other effects on libido on other stuff too that's why it's

stop yeah but you got to be careful with that stuff too because i took four days worth and i went this is too much well they did but but i was getting dark it's not just that dude it also stimulates melatonin like the the hormone that creates melatonin well the problem with that is that that can also create melanoma so it it it because it's it causes you to secrete it everywhere in your body. So you can, and somebody got melanoma, some woman got melanoma really rare in her nose or somewhere

where they don't see it normally after taking that. Yeah. So, yeah, because it signals, and I was like, this is too much. Yeah,

it signals a certain pathway. So fast. And how dark were you? Like, it was Indian? Yeah, I didn't go outside for a couple days because I was like, yeah,

I was like, I'm going to be, yeah, I looked Dominican, like, for a short period of time. And I, like,

my girl's like, don't go outside. You're going to get more tan. you need to stop. Yeah. And it faded away pretty decently fast. Would you stop taking it? Yeah.

There was a whole article about it. You take a daily shot? Yeah, you would do it daily. But like, it's also like, you just don't need those kind of boners every day. You also don't need that. It was random, too. You'd just be watching, like, fucking American Idol and just getting hard. And you're like, what's happening to me?

You're going to carry underwood on there. Then you got jelly roll. It's when on jelly roll. And you're like, oh, what the fuck? I guess I really like jelly roll. Yeah. What do you got, Chin? All righty.

Take the look, see. Do you feel better after getting your shitter checked out? I'd feel the same. We're a little bit more relaxed because, you know, the residual propofal, whatever. There you go. Yeah. Look at this. Yeah, so.

I saw this. I don't know why I just don't like this guy. I mean, neither. I can't stand like that. Something about him I just don't like. He's rather autistic. He's a strange. You think he's a little spectrum?

I do. Yeah? Yes. This is him talking about his girlfriend who's, uh... Oh, about her pussy? Yeah, yeah. How being super clean. The aging influencer and tech entrepreneur Brian Johnson does not believe in TMI.

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He's a downstream of everything including I just don't trust that guy. Exercise, sleep. Gut health, sexual health, immune function. It ends with, it also includes, quote, what you put in it. People were so quick in the comments to be like, hey, this is really weird.

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That guy's just soft. Yeah. Yeah, he's just a soft human being. Is there any science behind that whole theory that like oral sex on a girl could give you throat cancer? Oh yeah. That happened to my boy, uh, fucking Michael Douglas. I talked to, uh, is that how we got? Look it up.

Yeah, but I talked to a couple doctors about that. I want to know. Both of them said this. They're both dermatitis. They went, they looked at me and go, I doubt it. They said, well, the hair says, yes, oral sex can cause throat cancer. Yeah, they said, she said, I think you have to be at risk already. You have to have the predilection for this, but, you know, I don't know.

So it's HPV is the cause. Which for guys, I don't think it shows, right? For HPV's trouble for women. Isn't it like 80% of women have HPV? Yeah, it's epidemic Yeah, look up if Michael Douglas has it He did have it Do you want to put throat cancer?

Yeah, from this though Ask how he got it Because we know he has it Oh, there goes cause Let me just do this Oral sets There you go There you go

Yeah Drink it in boys Even if that's not the reason That's definitely a cool reason Old Scealawag We need a biopsy Walnut-sized tumor in the base of his tongue. Oh, God, after we're seeing that tongue stuff yesterday, too, I cannot imagine this.

He's a bad boy. A walnut-sized tumor at the base of my tongue. How do we got here from Brian? What's this the guy's name? Brian Johnson. Yeah. I just don't trust that guy. I also don't want to look like.

Nothing he does is inspiring. It's just, I don't believe he says. The only thing I'll give him some. He's selling, I'm not buying. Well, he's just obsessed with. longevity wants to live forever but he looks like shit too he does but well give him some credit is the fact that like he's willing to be this human lab rat for everyone else yeah i guess you need someone who's willing to be like the case study yeah he's not doing he sold his company for 800 million dollars or something

yeah yeah yeah yeah but like he is the he is the canary in the coal mine like he's actually literally doing he's like one of those crazy engineered minds so he's doing every little thing And saying, let's see, let's see what the science says. He'll die at 80, I bet. It's not going to work out. The idea of living forever sounds like, I mean, how do you keep, how do you sustain it, right? Like, you'd have to be.

Your body just naturally is going to break down, man. Yeah. Yeah. But even, let's just say there, would you want to be alive forever? No. No. Would depend, if I can stay like this, yeah. Really?

Forever. If I stay like this. Like if the, okay, Jeannie Walk comes in the, you rub a lamp, Jeannie comes out. Would you, is that one of your wishes to be able to live? forever. Or if you said, that's the only thing I could do as a genie, my bad. If he was like, you can live forever and I'll give you whatever, a billion dollars, because I don't want to live forever.

If you live forever and you're, and you're poor, that's a, that's a, that's a, how do you get out of it? I could live. So you have no money. And then, but you live forever, how are you going to get out of it? You've been, if you're around forever and you don't develop the knowledge on how to come up with money, you're, that's a user issue. I think, I said you can live to 150, be fun to, and you had money.

You could master certain things. Like you'd learn how to play an instrument. You can learn. You'd also get so annoyed by people. Could you imagine how annoyed you'd be? Fuck, dude. I would master an instrument. Yeah, look, look, piano.

Look at my fingers, dude. Yeah, yeah. I would, I think max, hundreds pushing it. After that, it's like, what are you wondering? Yeah, nobody from 85 to 100 is. Okay, how about that?

I almost feel like after 75 it gets a little tricky yeah this goes against a lot of what I do but I almost I have like a theory that the reason why your test starts to dip after a certain age is because you just want to get so sick of life you want to get so you want to get so sick of the you ever just meet like an 80 year old he's like I don't give a fuck what you have to say I don't want to bang I don't want to hear what you have to say I don't have energy to work out yeah I'm not really in didn't they say gray hair is an evolutionary thing to keep you safe from the younger males because when you know a barred with gray hair, you're not a sex, you're not sexually competitive with anybody. It's really true. One thing I noticed is I got older, like, when I'm like, you know,

whenever you start getting gray hair, young men don't look at you as a challenge. They're not, they're not concerned with you. They're not going to pick a fight with you typically. You're like older. They're like, fuck that. You know, they don't need, it's not the thing. If they see a young dude come in, now there's a whole thing going on. But with the older men, they're like, ah, that guy's safe. They don't even notice you. They literally don't even look at you. If it's like a Gordon Ryan who was jacked out of his mind. for some reason gray. Yeah.

Then that's a problem. Well, that's different. Yeah. But Gordon's also 30, you know. Is he 30? Yeah. What?

Yeah. Gordon's very young. He's younger than me? Yeah. Look up the age of Gordon, Jen. What? Oh, yeah. Wow.

Wow. 30. Wow. But looking with that gray beard there. Well, that's when he's on a lot of stuff. And what happens is it makes your face look way older. Wow. I thought he was like,

age or older. Well, when you have gray hair, when you gray your hair like that and you're doing all that stuff, your face is going to look a little. Did he dye his hair that color? Yeah. Yeah. And your face is going to look, you know, it pulls all the water out of your face. Well, when you're super lean, you don't look as young. That's why like when you're bulk, do you actually look a lot younger because you have a little bit of chub in the cheeks. The lean of the cheeks, the more old you look. Because like you see old people like, especially, you can always tell someone's old, like, no matter how much work they get done, the hands, because the skin starts getting there.

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What a crazy physique though Yeah Oh yeah, Louvia Wilde, she's one that lost all the fat in her face See? Yeah She's like reacting to it though because Hold on Lily Wilde, do you carry to address Recent rumor

you're a resurrected corpse. Listen, that is a fish eye lens. And I admit, is that the best, is that my best angle? Was that my best ever look? By the way,

she's gorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. They use the lens that when you're up super close. Is that what it was? Yeah. Well, I think she's,

it looks like she's on some shit there too, no? I'm sure she is to an extent, but like, I see her all the lens that she, the lens that she used like, it's like, anybody who gets super close to it, it's just like kind of the, yeah,

there's no way, because her, she has such pronounced cheekbones. It's not like her cheekbones went in. The bones would still be super pronounced. She's so pretty, though. They should blame it on Ozempic. I don't know. Yeah, she's super pretty.

Yeah. Well, the camera there is not lying either. That's a different, again, she might just went over the top of the ozempic. You get older, too. You know, she went back. Those women don't eat. They don't need a Zempeck.

Speaking of pretty, it's too bad you're not allowed to watch euphoria. I know. Why? Cindy Sweeney, I do retract some of the things that I said that she's not that hot. Yeah, yeah. She does like, I'm not a blonde's guy, but she looks so good in this season. Yeah. What's this, Chad?

No, I'm just playing the video that's talking about her. It's all good. Keep going. What else you got, brother? Oh, do you want to see this one? This is all. Yeah. This makes me so mad.

They look like they're younger. Like, you got to keep the kids. Whatever. It's a mama bear with cubs too, which is absolutely insane. And people, of course, are yelling at them like, what the hell they're doing? But even to this day, people still do this. God to them. Jesus, cruelly.

Walk up to a mombearer. That's, that's Mark. Look how close. See the cub? Oh, my God. These girls are so fucking dumb. Boy, this is not going to win. It didn't very well.

Go. Get fucking back. Go. What were they trying to help? across the street? Oh my God. Oh, funny guys.

Mom is trying to figure out how to get those cubs up there. But the girls like yelling, go, go, go. The bear's gonna Yeah, go ahead and pick up one of the cubs. Let me know how it works out for you. So dangerous. Oh, what are you doing? Of course, white woman.

But I wonder if they're from a different country, too. not to speak English because the guy narrating too is a white boy she's so dumb girl you're so dumb I just haven't studied much on bears I mean you gotta be a fucking too much Disney

Natural selections are real thing Mama bear with her cubs You got it you get back you don't do that Yeah that's a great comment by somebody on there You're the worst part of this is that if that bear attacked those poorly parented kids, the bear would be put down for protecting her cups.

Mm-hmm. It's crazy. Anyways, nothing happened, but that was pretty crazy. I have a current event question, and before I ask this question, I know you know a lot about mythology. What is Achilles, is Achilles known for being very strong or anything like that? Yeah. Do you know, do you know the story behind Achilles?

I want to know because of the question I'm about to ask. I hope it has, okay. Go ahead. So Achilles. Go ahead. So you know why it's called? Achilles heel because Achilles was dipped in the river sticks but he was held by his ankle as a baby and the only part that didn't go in the river sticks was his ankle so he's pulled out when he's

pulled out he is immortal he's immortal heavy on the tree he's immortal except for as Achilles heel and when he when he's killed in the Trojan War he's shot with an arrow in his ankle but he's canonical he's canonical he's canonical very he's canonical I'm wondering is it a demigal Canonically very strong, right? Canonical? What do you mean? Canonically? Like, is a canon, like that he's supposed to be very strong?

Yeah, except for that one part. Yeah. Did you see who Chris, for Nolan might be casting to play? Who's Chris for Nolan? Achilles. Okay, hold on, because Brad Pitt was a hell of great Achilles. Yeah, he's great. They got a way more jacked person to play Achilles.

Really? Let's see if Chin could find it. I'll send it to you. Hold on. Hold on. Let me guess. Let's guess. I want to see who gets the best guess. Okay, now hold on. Hold on. Are you being, are you being facetious when you say? It's Hollywood. So it could be Michael B. Jordan. It's Hollywood. Is it Michael B.

Chalamey? Hold on. That's a good pick. I'm going to send it to chin. I'm going to see who thinks they get a little closer to it. Hold on. It's Hollywood. Is it Lizzo? It's got to be. It's got to be Timpee Shalame. If it's a woman, I'm going to freak the fuck out. It's not Michael B. Jordan. It's not a woman. man oh oh oh it's fuck the girl from june that's a great guess okay yeah i don't need to yeah you got it what elliot page i fucking god i've crashed you're joking me i just sent it to chin

you're you're joking me i knew hollywood fuck it up elliott page that tiny little i figured they go with fatties show the picture let's see if this is no way i'll tell you what movie i'm not seeing me it's like let me put this to him computer on you set oh have the mighty have fallen if this is not true it'd be great it's a troll there's no way no well you never know hollywood's fucking bat-shake crazy they're bad they can sell each other on this she's five foot four and a hundred and five foot one she's five one five one she's that's i was running how strong canonically achilles is because elliott's got a great physique Elliot is

Great physique Let's step off that for a sec Fake This is a tiny human being Yeah It appears to be I don't think she's going to be working I don't know what you're going to put her in

I don't know Brian You're misgendering No I don't mean what I'm sorry He Whatever okay But what what Have you seen Elliot Pate's physique

Yeah but it's not going to work out It's just not going to work out After a while I'm telling you Hollywood does this When push comes up with all that money. They go like this. They go, we can't make money. Who's going to buy this person?

Elliot Page is the next Batman. I would actually pay to see Brian versus Elliot Page Celebrity Boxing. Would you, dude? Would you? Because I wouldn't. God. God, what a shame.

It looks so fake, though. Those are good abs. I mean, for plastic ones. He's 110 pounds of you. that's not oh i was like jesus christ the technology's getting good the whole thing is just like is the helena of Troy rumor true what's the rumor uh the actress yeah it is okay a little bit different this this this time around rage baiting there with elliott page being the

next achilles little pizza nuongo is playing helena of troy interesting Helen Troy's Greek, right? Yeah. It's okay, though. I like that they got Lupita. You know, to Helen of Troy was, you know, she had the face that could launch a thousand ships, right? How's a Lepida look? What's that?

Did you see in Troy, that actress, super good looking. Yeah. Helen of Troy. Yeah. She was the one who started the... This is a crazy woman chasing down a kid with an electric. bike. Of course it won't play right now. Give it a sec. Good God. Trying to run over a child. What the hell?

Woman could be seen hopping a curb appearing to try and run over a child on an e-bike. Okay. Well, that's really really good. What though? I think that woman should be shot. Like if you have a gun, I think it would be accepted. Did the kid get away? Yeah. The kid got away and that that woman was found later because someone saw a woman trying to break into their house. So she was trying to break into the house and they were. arrested her there. So she's got to be, and she was drinking, D-Y as well. Yeah, well, okay. That's not going to work out. Should we try that fighter game? It's up to you. I'll just go

show you guys this one real quick first. So this secret service agent was masturbating outside of a hotel. He was working at like a Cadillac championship event. Um, interesting. Okay. Oh, that they're going to show the video of them. Be cool. You're just jacking off outside of a hotel? Yeah, honestly, the more and more we play these videos, the more I'm noticing way more mental illness. Like, it's growing and growing, guard. Like, this shit's not normal.

No. But in better news, the Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively case is over, guys, and they settled for no money. So just, you sure it's no money? Yeah, Justin Beldeni had to pay her nothing. It's not going to trial. But what is what is realized is, it's like, hey, guys, your movie made so much money.

You waste, you also might have fucked your career up. Oh, she's finished. You think so? Yeah, but she's married to Ryan Reynolds. No, but that affected Ryan Reynolds. People, like, younger kids hate Ryan Reynolds now for that reason. Holy shit that thing is. These are louder than the other boys.

Do you want to do the talk about the game as this thing goes on? So I had an idea for a game we could try. So I saw this kid on TikTok. He goes, pick your best fighter where it's fighter IQ, uh, wrestling, jujitsu, striking. and body type. And you could use anybody of all time.

I thought it would be great if we all pick those categories and we put in this chat, GBT, who chooses the best fighter and who would win. Good. The problem with that is you could just say John Jones. No, I wouldn't even pick John Jones. No.

A fighter IQ? No way. It's got a pretty high fight IQ. There's better ones, though. I'm going to say Mighty Mouse by a lot. John John's got a high fight IQ. John Jones has better fighter IQ than Mighty Mouse? No. I think Mighty Mouse is the best fighter IQ

of all time. Very different weight class, though. 205 to 125 is just different considerations. Just different considerations and how cautious you have to be. So your guy for IQ's John Jones? Well, we'll go through each one. No, my fight IQ, highest

fight IQ is probably GSP. Good choice. Yeah, I go GSP. I'm going to go Mighty Mouse. I go GSI. SP, too. Okay. All right. Then you got striking.

Oh, this, okay. And you could go all-time fighters. Yeah. Okay, hold on. Striking, I'll go Anderson Silva. Oof, that's good. Hold on.

Damn. You know, Connor and his prime was, but he just had boxing, really. Anderson had it all. Yeah. Tonica kick.

Yeah. I'm going to go a different route than you guys. I'm going to go Ilya. It's not bad. You love Ilya. Poton ain't bad. Poton's not bad. It's all time there, so.

Man, poton's up there. I'm going to go Anderson Silva for striking. Yeah. Hey, Fador, his timing was pretty amazing. No kicks. Yeah. Now you go wrestling? I'll go Khabib

Yeah What you I will go actually I'm going Hamzat Over Kibu? I'm gonna go Even though he never uses it I'm gonna go

Y'all Romero Ooh That's a good one A world champion Dude I watched Uncleayef beat his ass But yeah Who was yours Nick?

Mine's Hamza Okay Jiujitsu who you got oh damien maya yeah probably or jaccarre i'm taking jaccarray

yeah i'll take jaccarray i'm gonna go charles oh what's it we're saying for m m m fighter just you're going pure jihitsu but in m m m m m yeah i'll go charles olivore really yeah i go chakaree wait so brian's uh wait

i'll do different than brine Brian, because me and Brian can't have all the same shit. I'll do Verdume. Actually, who is that Gracie that he didn't pan out? Roger. Roger is a good one, too. Brian, what was yours? Cron.

Cron. Jacare. Whether he could do Bachesha, Adolfo. Crone could be a good one, too. No? Not for me. What's yours, Nick? Charles Oliver.

Okay. Now, power. power I'm going to go Fedor I'm going to go Mark Hunt I'm going Alex Alex Poton

yeah Overe overeo overeem Overeem is different I mean if we're going to go power you got to go with the Cameroonian Oh yeah I mean you gotta go

In France's a good one Yeah Punch the living shit out of it Shane Carwin's a good one But France Shane Carwin is hard speed though you know uh i'm still going with uh i'm gonna stick with uh you in gano or do we i'm gonna go fade or because i just just knock motherfuckers out just put them to sleep okay what's the

last one so we did due to wrestling power uh and body body body or what's called defense defense wait you mean physique yeah like bodies they're like the the size of the size of the fighter that you choose. Oh, not defense. Yeah, let's go, let's go body. Your body type. Okay, body type.

God, it really depends on the weight class. I mean, in terms of the body I'd like to have, would probably be. I'm going Brock Lesnar. I mean, I don't know. No, it's cast. We're too small. I'm going to Alster Overeem.

Overeem. Uberim. As far as like overall fight body, but if I'm going to put a ton. If I go Vitor Bell for, Is it going to be prime Vitor, like juicy Vitor? Yeah. Or is it going to be current?

No, you got to pick. You could pick all the time. I don't think he choose Vitor maybe over Poetan, though, in terms of just pure fighting body. Oh, Vitor for sure. Yeah. No, Vitor, Berne? No, I got Poetan. I know, but Brendan has Vitor?

No, I'll take a Uber-im. Okay. Okay, now you put that in and say, into chat, J-B-T and ask which one of these, rank these fighters. If we made the best fighters, I see which one, rank. the three fighters Nick, Brendan and Brian there's going to be a little difficult out of these

created fighters fighters which would be the best overall yeah rank which is the best which amalgam would be the best

rank which one is the best which amalgam would be the best don't say amalgam between now of these three the names you guys are the names we're putting prompts in a check

yeah so Brian Brian Brendan Nick and Nick's choices Brian Brennan Nick No post that Oh sorry I'm not gonna know

Oh It's doing a little differently though You want to start for the top So Nick it says The build is the most dangerous Overall why And it goes at weakness Brock Lesnar's frame could hurt

Cardio mobility Says Brendan Most complete classic heavyweight destroyer Of course you made that Yeah Why he loses Nick has more dynamic efficient tools and better athletic upside. Overall, Brent feels more methodical and pressure heavy.

Brian, just slightly less optimized than the other two. Why ranks third, Yowell's wrestling explosive but not as dominant control. Yeah, I wouldn't pick him for wrestling. Alex Piero's body type is dangerous, but less overpowering physically than Uberiemer-Brock. Compared to the other two, Brian feels slightly more vulnerable and extended grappling exchanges. Yeah, the reason why I would have picked Hamzot over Yowell? So it says overall, Nick, high ceiling, most terrifying physically.

Brendan, most balanced, reliable. Brian, elite striker, finisher, but dumb picks. Oh,

that says, this is what we define as a casual. Oh, interesting. That's not what it says. I don't see it. I don't see that,

dude. I do not see that in. It says we really usually see these kind of picks in the UFC video game. No, no, by casual ones.

No, I think you're reading into this, man. You know what the problem with Yoel's wrestling compared to Hansa. He never uses it because he's afraid of gas. Yeah.

He never uses it. But he's also a freestyle wrestler. I don't think he's ever used wrestling. I don't think freestyle translates as well as Samba. Because freestyle is a lot of... The way you get points in freestyle is like rolling people, like alligator rolls, which is like... Well, takedowns are pretty crazy, but yeah. Yeah.

It's like... But he's not a takedown guy. No, never, ever, ever. Never used it once. I don't think, I can't think of one person he took down in... He took down in Gamebred. May took it the guy down. Yeah.

Pounding him out. Did he fight Luke? Or is that your boy Luke? No. Yeah, they fought. They fought. Did they fight? And Luke was getting the better of him until he exploded and hit him, caught him.

Luke said that it felt like he was hitting cement. Yeah, he caught Luke. You're right here. How early on did Tim Kennedy fight him? Dude, that was a great fight. Tim got the best of me. Go down, Jim? Right there.

Right there. 2014 12 years ago damn how do you feel about that fight was it I think Tim won that fight yeah

I think you're all cast crazy and you think that was cheating stool gates stool gate and every because people are trying to say that Tim grabbed his gloves

and that was yeah they both did those things no I was fucking cheating it was a dirty game all the way around but the stool gates fucking crazy you think that game is that enough time

to feel a guy like that who needs that extra time He's a Wolverine. When he does get time, it's a problem. And then Tim had already gassed out. Like he had an adrenaline dump. He won.

Because he thought he won. He thought he was over. Fuck. He fucked up. Stoolgate. Did he have Tim gassing out is so crazy? Fighting and do that. He's got crazy.

B.O. Max. Yeah, you always, look at his, look who he's beat, man. That guy's a fucking problem. That's right. Would you put that as one of the biggest mishaps in UFC history? Stoolgate? Oh, yeah. Because there's not men.

I think if he wins that, I think if Tim wins that, it could be a very different story. Could have gone. You ever see when Michael Chandler got the chair pulled out underneath them? In Bellator? Yeah. Yeah. And they called the fight after that? Yeah.

I'm trying to think of anything worse than Stoolgate. It's tough because there's not many. Right. They don't make many mistakes. I will say, actually, there's one, and it just, in my opinion, the worst stoppage of all time. Ben Ascran, Bulldog choking Robbie Waller. Yeah, that was bad. Shane, go to worst misaps than the UFC.

The Bulldog choke with Robbie Lawler. was weird. Because like, yeah, his stop, who was the other one? Who was the other one that got stopped early? And I like Seth Herzog.

Is it Seth Herzog? Really good ref. Herzog? Yeah, he's a great ref, but I think he... Are you about say the Magomed fight? Remember that? Who did he stop early?

It was a weird thing where I was like, Oof. Pythian, Aljo, Anderson clowning, no, Chilstone and what? Spinning back fist after

Dominating. I remember he missed him. Well, Luke Rockcold, that's a misapp when he threw the spinning heel kick and then Widman just jumped on his back

and beat him up also this kind of I guess this would count when Anderson Silva was dancing against Chris Wideman and got caught with Yeah that was weird Glory Markham's

lung collapse I don't know about that It says worst fights Francis versus Derek Lewis That was bad Damn You know it's also one of the worst ones Kimbo versus Houston Alexander

I was on that card Were you? I was the main event Really? Who'd you find on that one? That's Roy Nelson. Tough finale. That was that same night?

Yep. Was everyone aware of how boring of a matchup that was? Make sure that I'm right on that, Jen. Pretty sure. Do you remember? Tough 10 finale card. Because I thought that was going to be the biggest firework fight ever, because I loved Houston Alexander back in the day.

Oh, that's a big blunder. The downward elbow. John Jones only loss. Yeah, that's true. Kimbo slice Houston and Alexander. Peter. Wait, you were on the same card as... I was the main event, dude. As Matt Hamill and John Jones, you were there for that? I was the main event. What?

Crazy. John Jones only lost, you were there for it on the same card. Wow, what a card. Matt Matrione, Marcus Jones. James McSweeney. This was peak ultimate fighter, too. Justin Ryan Stan, John Howard, Mark Bochek. Great card.

remember Dennis Hallman is the guy that wore the Suga? No. The pink Suga? No, I don't remember. Oh, man, they were so pissed at him. No, I don't remember that. You don't remember when he wore like the Backey Speedos? No.

He had a sponsor. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Dr.C. was pissed. Pissed. That's fucking hilarious. Dude, I did a beach wrestling national tournament in Virginia Beach. And all the Penn State dudes, like Pennsylvania,

guys, they all wore speedos. Hell yeah. Because they knew that if you're going to shoot in and grab a double, you're grabbing bare-ass cheeks. So no one wanted to shoot doubles on them. He did it just for shock value, but then the UFC cranked down on them hard. They did?

Yeah, they were not happy about it. Dude, some of the physiques back in that time, and you were natty back then. Yeah, unfortunately. Do you remember seeing guys like Sean Shirk's body? Oh, I know. Oh, yeah. What a monster, though.

Did he? Yeah. Sean Shirk's body was crazy. You ever seen Jeff Munson? Yeah, he was built like an actual, like, Gorilla. He looked like Cretus. Yeah, look at Sean Shirk.

Wrestler out of Iowa, I think. That's a good film. Yeah, he was a fucking freak. Yeah, he was a little fire plug. You think Melvin Galard was Natty? Yeah. Yeah. Well, his entire career, who knows, but for the most part.

He was such a character. Yeah, Shirk was pretty. Yeah, shirt got the fuck. Bring up Jeff Munson. By BJ Penn, though. And have you ever seen that picture of Jeff Munson? He has that tattoo? Mm-hmm.

Oh, buddy. And he's stay in front of the swat. That picture. No. Oh, yeah. I actually want to put that in the new studio. That's cool as shit. Wouldn't that be dope?

Yeah. Type in Jeff Monson physique. Jeff was a freak. From what I remember, he was built like Kratos. Never. Never trained with him. Do you ever meet him? Never.

Character. Was never around. him. Real character. Look at that. That has to be fake. No way. No, no.

He was jacked. He was that big? Yeah. He was jacked. Look at him. Those were the days. That's strike force there. Wow.

He was a, was he, was he? No, grappler. But he had a wrestling pedigree, I think. His shit says no masters. On the backs is communism. It is. He lives in Russia now.

Does he? Yep. He got full citizenship in Russia. You know he's a citizen of Russia? Stephen Seagall. Yeah, I know. What a weird fella. Strange dude.

Well, he left there. Is he a bad guy? He had the sex trafficking ring in New Orleans. Dude, I've heard so. I've heard some of him. You don't know about the Seagal? No. I went on a whole rabbit hole of Seagal and that didn't come up.

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the fairly odd parents and ghosts Pluto TV is always free Hizzoo TV stream now pay never You ever You ever see Segal tried to tell Usain Bolt how to run Yeah it's great Or Nate Diaz how to fight And they yeah No way

Yeah it's great He's unbelievable The reason why he left to Where you have to get going because this Get out of here How did I not hear about this? Oh bro he's got Listen to me

He's the story I've heard from him about him. It's not good, man. Seems to all the Q's of hiring young one of his first on tenants. His real job was Jack him off. What? Yeah, I've not heard good. And see, A&E shows Stephen Seagall a lawman in New Orleans. Dude, I did a movie with his ex-wife, okay, that he was married to for a long time.

We can't listen to ex-wives. Well, I won't say it. That's like playing for the Yankees. It wasn't very flattering, though. I've also, I know two people that worked with him on movie. and there were not flattering stories. Was it, was one of them John Leguizamo? One of them was John Leguizamo.

Did you ever hear the, did you ever heard the John Logozamo story? John Leguizamo just like questioned his, like just like simple, there's a video of him talking about online. Yeah. John, I guess basically just asked him about his fighting. Yep. And he fucking floored him.

He went like this, hit him in the chest with his elbow. Really? But it was, but it was John and then there's a woman that I know. Dude, I was at UFC, GSP versus Jake Shields. I'm in the fighters area. And I forget who the fighter was next to me, but we're all, you know, some of the toughest people in the world. And then right in front of Stephen Segal took one of the fighter's seats, but he kept

standing up, like during the fight, you want to everybody to see him, kept stand up. And I go, watch this, to all the fighters, and go, sit down, your smock! And he turned around, we all just sat there. That's great. That's it on the... Wait, forget all that. I want to see him telling Usain Bolt how to run. That cracks me up.

See you then? He's got such gall. Well, click to Arsini of it. This is a crazy story. Most about you as an artist and I've always, even back in the day, you and Whoopi Goldberg, it's not straight up stand up, but it's this one man thing that amazes me. Are you going to do more of those? You know?

And Whoopi Goldberg was one of my mentors, man. Oh, boy. Because what she did, you know, she brought the poet. tree and she brought a little ghetto to it and it was, I was beautiful, very inspiring to me. Yeah, we'll be Goldberg. People forget how good she was. My last Broadway show.

It was a stand-up. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. Well, got her to dance was her one-man show on HBO. It's incredible. Getto found? That was a great one-man show. I saw him live. I tell her a little bit.

I saw him live. You know, a breakdown, career menopause, you know, the whole, I reveal it all. You had a nervous breakdown? Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. Yeah. But I'm fine.

I'm back. I'm good. I just, yeah, I just have, you know, it happens to everybody. But it's going to be,

it's going to be funny to hear about it. I don't know why comedians get that. No, what is? We freak out, I'm, oh, did I out somebody by accident?

Then you get to do an incredible special. Then I have a whole story. You're so good with voice. But let's not, all right, I'm bored already. Let's watch, let's watch,

I don't want to see that either. That's a whole. It's telling you, is St. Are you sure? But you can imagine. imagine it you know seaman seagulls are to talk about her now here

no not really i'm kind of lost all energy yeah all right is that itching steams seagall kind of sucks sure that's it memory's all chubby teaching putin fucking moves and shit yeah whole thing's weird man

you think you think blakely's done yeah no one wants anything to do with her anymore wow you don't think there's any comeback for her she's like an amber heard now yeah Yeah. What about, what about,

because Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds says, people love Baldoni. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's good. Yeah, she,

Ryan Reynolds is so powerful, though, I feel like he could pin her. A lot of people are angry with Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, the internet doesn't give a fuck. The internet's like,

you know what? Because they, she got a lot of back. No, because he's part of, like, I don't know as much of the stories you probably do,

but from what I've read online is people saying that like, Ryan Reynolds might have had something to do with, like the, this, take down of Baldoni. Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't know.

Well, did you see what happened to Stefan Diggs? Do you know what's going on with him? Yep. He had that chef who worked for him. And she said he said he said your assault on me. He choked me, beat me up. And they go to court. Look, look, shit.

It was like, either today or yesterday. It was big too. And they're having a testimony. And they have video of her supposedly when she said the incident happened. There's video of her at the time, like dancing, having fun. And she, and her thing is, she said, He said, he promised her a restaurant. And he was like, that never happened.

But he was going to get five years for domestic violence. And it was all bullshit. All fake. Yeah, of course. He lost sponsors. Yeah, what a surprise. And you lose everything before they even, nobody even looks into it. They're like, just believe her.

And you get your fucking life. Nothing. Fucked up. That happened with the baseball player, right? It happened at Baldoni. She, the minute she, she filed a complaint. Dropped everything. He, WM he dropped him

They all dropped him You're talking about Trevor Bauer He just threw a no hitter too Yeah And a, you know Oh And then the girl basically And it was proved

It was bullshit with Trevor Bauer And they never gave him a chance And he never got it back right No they fucking ruined his whole life Sy Young bro He won the Scy Young? Yeah Some scumbagag

Two scumbags Bulls Was he on the Padres? He was on the Dodgers He was on the Dodgers He was on the Dodgers He was Dodger? I think when women like that should be put

I think when you find out they lied I think they should do the amount of time that they accuse somebody about at least at least a year more than that I'd put him in jail for 10 fuck you like you a bitch no hitter with a lot yes Cincinnati Reds wow 2020 so he signed with the long island ducks and threw a no fucking hitter I just don't get why a team went to you know how hard is to find good pitching it's so hard to find it's so mad when you know it's all bullshit it also when it proved it was bullshit things nothing ever come like remember there was a girl who's with with Poton that like she was trying to take down Poton.

Yeah. And then you see. And then she was trying to sell her only fans. Yeah. Then you see on Twitter she's, she's gagging on some guy's dick. Yeah. Well,

the MMA fan base is like, get the fuck. They're educated. They've seen this. Yeah. But nothing happens to that girl. She accused are basically an anal, you know. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I mean, the UFC, you're just, you're dealing with different animal. But if, like if Trevor Bauer was a UFC fire, he'd be your chat. Yeah.

If it was Hollywood or. anything else like that you're just so done before you even get out of the gates no they're not like it's done you're done like with baldoni he had an award from this woman's group by the way he was they call him a phomist you know he's kind of full of shit with his like fucking he's a female ally the fuck out of here he's annoying yeah he was say that though because of what was happening no he annoys me i saw i have speech man he was always he was always annoying takes himself way too seriously i think he's full of shit he's not my favorite person but yeah but she but you can see that there's like he has receipts man there wasn't you know he might be clumsy but there was

none of that sexual harassment bullshit no didn't he wasn't he constantly bringing up his wife whenever blake was like yes yes yes and and he shows the tax he kept all the tax at least don't have to pay anything but the main thing is she and and ryan reels apparently tried to ruin his they tried to destroy him and taylor swift was involved yep yep what is she what's she doing she's best friends with break lively yep and there's really the text they thought she was going to have to I didn't hear about that. In discovery, when you go to a lawsuit, one of the reasons that you don't want to go to trial

is because all that shit comes out. You're correct. And so they were like, let's just settle out of court. This is bad for both of us. It's so expensive. And that was it. And then they both are like, we're committed to workplaces. What a mishap by her.

Because she was beloved. People loved Blake lately. And they saw the real her. Because you follow this case more than me. What was her angle? Why? like she wanted the movie away from him she wanted the movie he wrote and directed and she wanted to take the movie she she wanted her cut she wanted to have her cut he wanted his cut and then

she basically cut him out of the movie at the premiere he wasn't even he wasn't she goes i will not appear in any pictures with him so he and his family were down the basement and she was up on the thing with ryan reynolds and everybody yeah and everybody noticed it and then ryan reynolds and her both stopped following him on instagram so all the sleuths were like what the fuck meanwhile the movie made 500 million dollars they could have they would have both gone to huge stardom and now they're you know if i'm not mistaken i could be wrong is the movie not about harassment like a relationship it's about domestic violence and and he was directing it because he read the book and he he lobbied the author to let him direct it and then so now he's directing it well he was

also an ally for women hopefully someone takes a shot on him look they're both they're both um they're both holly products of the hollywood machine. They're both like super ambitious. They could give a fuck about anybody else. It's all about them. What a shame too, because Ryan Reynolds has been like the most likable guy in Hollywood. He's deadpool. Yeah, with Deadpool revived his career, he's really great. Funny, but, you know, a lot of these people are just narcissists. You hear horror stories about Ryan Reynolds. Really? Four stories. Like about him or to him? About him. Really? Yeah. Any of that could be said? What's the comic that we had on? Who's in,

What's Comic-Con Deadpool? Oh, T.J. Miller. Yeah. Asked T.J. about it. Yeah? Oh, yeah. I mean. Well, T.J. said he didn't want to do Deadpool, too, because of Ryan, right?

He's so mean to him. Because, like, T.J. had all the funny lie. He didn't like it. He was getting the shine. Really? Yeah. Because Brian wants to be the funny guy. Yeah. I mean, I've been, I was in Hollywood a long time. Yeah. And you've heard some whispers? I don't know. I don't like to say much because I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't want to say much. I think he's really good and dead. I think he's really funny

So I like his movies He's super talented so Ryan Reynolds I'm not gonna say any bad about him And when you work in Hollywood There are always people that are going to say shit But my guess is My guess is something I have an opinion but I'll keep it to myself

I just don't care about them Yeah No There's no reason to care I love TJ With Dude the Met Gala is where you got to see people who are terrified of disappearing and will do anything for attention.

The Met Gallaget, please bring up the different outfits. Bring up Heidi Klum. She dressed as a statue. Yes. And then bring up Lena Dunham. Who's going to win? Who looks like somebody shot a chicken with a shotgun? Bring this up.

It looks like somebody shot a chicken with a shotgun and freeze the frame. There it is. What the fuck? Yeah. That's what happens to a chicken when you shoot it with a shotgun. Look at her. That's insane. The only outfit that I saw is, you know, Sarah Paulson.

from American Horror Story. She, uh, she dressed up as, uh, with a dollar bill over the eyes to talk about like, wealth inequality. Oh, did she? It's like,

oh, did you? She's a billionaire. Yeah, you, you're, you're, $12 million you've made doing American Horror Story. You're every woman. Oh, thanks, Sarah. Wow, what a statement.

Yeah, and to get in is $100,000. Yeah, what a statement. Thank you for that. Great actor. How lame. Go to Heidi Klum. Fuck out of here. Literally a statue.

Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's the biggest passion event. What? It looks like Jonah Hill in that picture. Is that? Is that? That's your liberty. That's not flattering. No, it's like Uncle Fester.

It's very unflattered. And then go, go to, uh, go to Will Smith's son. Ugh. Ugh. He literally just had a house. He stinks. Come on. That guy fucking stinks.

No, you, why. Why? Tough gig, man. When your dad's Will Smith? Well, stop being so unlikable. Was it 2026 or which year? No, not 2026. Let me see him.

Look at that. The castle on the cat. It's 2025. Yes. He's fantastic. Go bottom left, second row. First one. Yeah, I go to the castle.

I hate that. I fucking hate that. That's so sick. Why? What is cool about that? I live in a black house? What is that? I don't know.

Dude, it's fantastic. His eyes are the windows of the house. Jaden Smith's headpiece stole the show at the Met Gala. He looks like such a fucking weenie. Yeah, if your friend, you would never hang out with him. Let me see, let me see that right there. This one? He's been the most cringe person I've ever seen in my life.

Wires all over his face. It's a tough go when your dad's Will Smith and he's fighting his gayness. Your mom and dad don't live together. The sisters are fine. Yeah. Awesome. And he's over. He's so cringe.

He's a little crinzy. All right. Let's get out of here, boys. Good God. Where are you kids going to be? No leg days. Yeah, we got a big, big episode coming up. We have Phil Heath coming up.

That's coming out next week on the 12th. Go watch the Mike Is Retail one right now. The Phil Heath one is, I think it's my favorite one so far. And we also, I guess I could say here, we got Mike Isratel to do stand-ups because he put us to our world. We're like, you know, we're going to put him through up. Let's see how you do stand-up. So we did a whole episode. We helped punch up, like teach him how to write a joke.

And he went up there. I don't want to give too much away, but. Are you guys hearing that one? That's going to be after Mike O'Huron. Gotcha. About three weeks away? Yeah. And where are you going to be, dude?

You on the road? I'm taking a little bit of time off. And I just finished up doing a, I was just in Stanford and Atlantic City. So where are you going to be? Uh, buddy, I'm going to be in San Diego, which is not on there yet. Uh, in May 21 and 22, I'll be at, uh, I can't remember the name of it. I'll find it for you guys. And then I'll be in Chicago at Schaumburg, June 4 and 5.

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