The Fighter & The Kid - Chaos in the UFC and Barstool Sports | TFATK Ep. 1001

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub discuss their post 1000th episode hangover and talk Bryan hanging out with NFL star George Kittle during his Nashville trip, Conor McGregor officially out of UFC 303 with an injury, Khamzat Chimaev out of this weekend's UFC with Robert Whittaker due to illness, Bryan's recent fascination with Denzel Washington's Equalizer series, Bill Belichicks 24 year old girlfriend, deaf rapper from the Congo, Will Compton and Dave Portnoy going at it about the Beer Olympics and much more! O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE!

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid I want to apologize just off the bat because my shirt is riding high on my arms and it stopped, it's just below my delts How many times? Is that distracting? No

Okay, because it's a little, I think I shrunk a little bit and so people go, you're in crazy shape Huh? Don't say, what did you say? What do think I shrunk a little bit and so people go you're also shape, huh? Don't say what did you say? What do you mean? Shrunk my not my muscles? I said my fucking shirt My true classic shirt shrunk so it's it's bunched up here So if I look a little bit more no athletic and muscular my arms look a little longer That's because the way the shirt right? But hey, when you just can do TRT shut the fuck up So I have a friend help all I have a good friend who's 61 and I looked at him and I went what the fuck is

Going on he put on 12 pounds of muscle Doing 12 pull-ups. That's a lie. I was there. I was in his gym No, I'm saying it's a lie that he put on 12 pounds of muscle doing pull-ups. No, no, no, no TRT Okay, now there we go. He's on TRT now in the now in the truth I'm on the truth tree, but Bob 61 I looked at him. I'm what the fuck is going on He did ten sets of 12 at 61 with with 25 pounds hanging between his legs boom boom boom Then he's doing all the shit. I was like what the fuck is going on. I gotta tell you I gotta tell you I can't wait. Is a good pitch. Well, I can't wait to do it

I can't do it don't need it right. As soon as I'm a little low, that'll get his check. But I don't know, by the time you get low, at that point it's like, what's the point? It's like when guys drive fast cars, by the time they're 50. But I talk to the guys that know about it. Yeah, but how do they look? They're like, you don't need to do it.

They look great. They're all competitive, they're all competitive, like weightlifters. And they're doctors? Yes, PhDs. And competitive weightlifters? So Andy Galpin, who, who runs the California sports performance lab, the biggest in the

country, he, he, he was a MMA guy, a competitive power lifter in his weight class. And he looks unbelievable. You see, you see him. He's like fucking, he looks amazing. I'm that guy. Yeah. Yeah.

He's, he's fucking, you know, he's not a big guy, but he's in great shape. That's why he's in college, then. He knows so much. He knows so much. That's him there in the culture? Yeah, but he works with the best athletes in the world. But Dan Garner, that other guy right there,

Dan Garner, who works with the NHL, these are the guys from Rapid Health right there that look under your hood. They did this whole thing for me. They charged, you know, they were the biggest people in the world. Got it, got it. And they were like, they and then a

couple other people were like, you don't need, right now you don't need this. I think it depends what you want to do. So if your test is super high, like mine, you're going to start fucking with things. Just wait until it comes a little low. And then start doing it. Because my energy is so high. But we're talking about two different things. Muscle versus energy.

So you know how you're always talking about like you want to gain muscle. It's impossible. It's not never happening. That's right. It's never happening. At my age, my age is no way I can put weight. There's no creatine, protein, fuck off your diet. It's not happening.

So if you actually want to put on muscle, you would have to do steroids or TRT. And eat. Yeah, have to. And lift weights a lot. No, not much. Yeah. But if like you actually want to make a change, but you're talking about two different things. No, that's 100 lift weights a lot. No, not much. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like you actually want to make a change That's the but you're talking about two different things. That's what they say

Tom on board with them when they say you don't mess with energy levels could test I shown correct Yes, that's if they're telling you that you can put on my know at your age didn't tell without TRT No, they told it's not how they told me what you said They said if you want it they this is what exactly said the thing is, you know how I am like they said They said if you want it, this is exactly what they said. The thing is, you know how I am. Like they said, you're never gonna put muscle on. Never happen. At 57, you don't put muscle on.

I can stay fit and work out, but. Even with your build. My thing is, right, my thing is, but I don't wanna fuck with the fact that I have. Energy. So much fucking energy. Yeah. Right?

And sexually I'm good and all that bullshit. So the minute I start to feel something there, I'm gonna go somewhere. Because I guess what I worry about is, what I worry about is I start fucking with that, what happens if it throws something off, I don't know. Maybe it won't. Yeah, I doubt it will.

But either way. I mean, I could get it. Let's say when you're like 65, it's like, I don't know, what do we do? 100%. You know, it's like, I guess you do it then. Dude, my friend has veins. He's like, oh yeah.

And he's super successful anyway. Yeah. I mean, he's got to say to the art gym. It's kind of crazy in Nashville, but Nashville was good. Nashville's great. I went out and hung out and worked out with George Kittle. Love him. He's such a good guy.

Do you know how good he is at football yet? I watched the football and I watched the 49ers He was injured, but he's a beast. He's he's a legit 6-5. It's him and Travis Kelsey I pick him over Kelsey because he can block in his attitude and he's a leader Yeah, Kelsey's just good at catching he can block some but not like Kittle. Kittle's a doll. Look at him Look at his body. Fuck you. Fuck you that you look like that Yeah, I think he's the best tie-in in football. My favorite is the kiddle and all these guys.

Dude, I'm skinny, man, I gotta work for this. Like when I was in college I was 215, now I play 245, but I'm skinny. I'm like, George, can you, every football player, including you, that I've ever met, including another guy who's a wide receiver, 5'8", he's 5'8 180 his name is Travis can't remember his last name and he's 5-8 when he's he's all ass and legs

I looked at him I go if you are my girl you would always be in hot pants you've got you got a tailpiece on you I think you know he runs back pawns yeah very gay Travis Stevens maybe no Travis McGriff? Maybe. Travis McGriff. It's a cool name. Anyway, here's what's interesting about every football player that I've met like that.

They all have body dysmorphia. They all feel skinny. They all tell you, they're like Special Forces guys. They're like, I'm a piece of shit. I'm not even good. I mean, I just cry and I get, they're always like that because they're always coming in the contact with objective reality. They're always, but they're always being, it's not even tested, but you're always being judged. So since you're a kid, it's all about you're

too skinny, you got to put on muscle. So when you're a kid, it's like, Oh, I gotta, I gotta get to this goal. I gotta get to this side. Then you get there, you don't notice it. So it's like this never ending cycle. They also take themselves that seriously, but they do. You know, like at the same time, like I said, what is it about you guys? You guys have both been playing for eight years, right? Still going strong.

Like that's really hard to do. So, and I'm not hating on the Travis kid for sure. Good players, then I felt free. Yeah. 1% of it. Yeah. You got to realize Travis Kelsey's all pro, first team.

George Kittle, yeah, yeah, yeah, not Travis Kelsey. But he is too, but Kittle's first team all pro, all decade. Outlier, dude, outlier. There's NFL guys, he was like, holy shit, you're in the NFL. Then there's George Kittle, who's like, so there's 1% and then he's the.01%. Well, you know, you go out there and you see his facilities and what he's working with.

Stop with that, fuck the facilities. No, you just see, he's got half a football field. Yeah, but even before all that, before he had money, .01%. Oh yeah. It's not the facilities, it's not his coaching, you're talking freak. Just freak.

Dog, too, dog. A dog. Gets down, yeah, he's not the facility. It's not he's coaching you're talking freaked his freak dog to a dog gets down Yes, he's my favorite. Yeah gangster great guy great guy now imagine this imagine how athletic he is how smart he is Imagine if he started an MMA. Well, you know, that's all I was thinking about That's what I was thinking about cuz you see John Jones. You'd say he's everybody's athletic is John Jones It's not even comparable. Oh, no. no. I don't know. Athleticism? No, no, no. No, John Jones doesn't have that like ability of an all pro tight end the NFL. It's not even close. So what's funny is when you, when you work out with those guys, um, they're,

they're, uh, Josh Cuthbert, who is their, uh, uh, who's, who's their trainer, uh, a dime piece. Bring up Josh Cuthbert. His eyes couldn't be more blue. His eyes are ice blue. You know this guy's ice blue. Do you know what I wish I could relate to you on? What? How gay you are with guys?

There he is. Because I just don't give a fuck how he looks, dude. Holy shit, that guy. Yeah, that's a different Josh Cuthbert. Who has eyes? You got excited there. No, no, I didn't't get excited I was alarmed oh strength good all right that's not it that's him at 31 that no there I think

this guy's an actor Josh Krutzer yeah go the strength coach that's his strength that's his Instagram chain if you go up this guy right strength yeah but go to his Instagram you see right there was one who invited me. I'd met George before, but he's just a great fucking guy. Is it George Atak? Louisiana Atak? Both schools? Yeah, Louisiana Atak. And it was so funny. He was like, what's that? No, no, no. Josh. But what's funny about when you work out with these guys is like they're doing like really specific shit.

They're not lifting heavy weights or anything. They're just doing... It's like training a cheetah or something like that. Like all that stuff. He looks like Chris Pine. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. He looks like beefy Chris Pine. Yes, he does look like Chris Pine. He looks like Chris Pine's older brother. The first thing I said to him was... Maybe done a stint here and there. Yep. The first thing I said to him was he's gay. Maybe done a stint here and there. Yup.

The first thing I hit him with was, did he's gay? I looked at him and I go, you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen in my life. You can't see them there. Are they alarmed how gay you are? Well, everybody's a little gay. Because it bothers me. But they're all a little gay too though. Ah, not like that though.

No they are. Every football player I met, every MMA guy, everybody's a little gay. Oh there they go. This guy put Chris Pine's looking yoke. Yeah, he's a dead-on Chris pine Yep, look like and everybody everybody is everybody who I met is all obsessed with other men's physiques So, you know and everybody was very aware of his eyes and they were like, yeah. Oh, yeah. So we're all There's George Look at him racehorse fucking racehorse

They're freak bubba freak, huh? Freak dog amongst dogs. So my dad's a real football fan My father was like you worked out with George Kittle like he was explaining to me. Do you talk to you about tight end you? No, that's disappointing No, maybe he did mention tight end you what is tight end you somebody did? It's not the first time I heard that. Yeah, that's the thing. They do all the top tight ends go down there Okay, like the leader of it first time I heard that. Yeah, that's the thing they do. All the top tight ends go down there. Okay. He's like the leader of it.

Tight end university. So they all go, they all hang together and- The best of the best all go there. Wow. You know how heartbreaking it'd be if you're a tight end and you don't get invited to that if you're- You were a tight end? Yeah.

Yeah, didn't get invited tight end you. Why, why, what do you think? It's not like your size differentiation is that big. It's not that you weren't, you were pretty fast, right? Yeah. Good hands, I'd imagine. Tough. What is it that you think is the difference?

I mean, a million things, but. I don't know about that. Was it not being seen by the right people? I don't know. I don't know. A million, I mean. I heard the. It's just tough to. I don't know. I heard... I heard guys that played with you,

Matt McChesney, he said that you just didn't get seen by the right guy. Sure. But even if I did, I mean the chances you made, even if you got seen, it's like even that. It's a thousand things. I mean, George Kittle, dude. Just different.

If you got to cover him, he's catching balls on you. Yeah, whole Kendall, dude. Yeah. Just different. Just different. If you got to cover him, he's catching balls on you. Uh, yeah. I mean, yeah. Whole pro dude. All pro. All pro in the NFL as a white. What I was more impressed with this guy was way smaller than me, uh, who played for eight years and still going strong as a wide receiver, a returner slot.

That's what they do. Yeah. Yeah. Also though, to be that small and to have to run into guys like you is weird. Yeah. That's what they do. Yeah. Yeah. Also though, to be that small and to have to run into guys like you is weird. Yeah. That's what they do. Oh yeah. Fuck the quick shifty white guy. Yeah. He has the fastest, he has the fastest shuttle speed in the combine at the combine. Yeah. Like the five, 10, five. Yeah. Whatever that is. Yeah. Like so moving this way. Yeah. You know what he's built like, he's like a messy,

he's like soccer player. Like one of those guys with just like all ass and legs who can just stop on a dime, like a Barry Sanders kind of thing. All the barriers thicker. I love talking football with you. Anyway, let's take a break, buddy. Let's take a little break, dude. Cause I want to talk to you about O'Reilly auto parts, man. Please do.

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Oh, look at you! Come on. I'm gonna send you a hundred bucks. Come on, man. Where did he play college football? I played against him. I don't know where he played college football, but he is just a giant Swede, you know,

or just a Norwegian monster. Played at Miami. I was about to say Miami, and I knew that, and I don't know why I didned at Miami. I was about to say Miami and I knew that and I don't know why I didn't say it. I was about to say Miami. I'm really impressed. Yeah. But he's out there though he's a commentator too although his job got taken by Tom Brady now.

I mean I watch this stuff so I know you know I'm not I'm not totally ignorant. Yeah. But I mean I don't know much. But so that's all the tight ends. Most of ignorant. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know much. So that's all the tight ends. Most of them. Yeah. Tight end here.

Antonio Gates was that guy who just would always catch the ball. You were like, you could play in the NBA. You're built like somebody. I don't know. You're just like a flower. No, he was a basketball player. He was a basketball player.

He ever played football. What? That makes total sense. But I would take George Kittle all day over him. He couldn't block worth shit. Is that right? Couldn't block. Really?

Receiving unreal. Couldn't block? Just couldn't fucking block. Couldn't block, huh? And every other week he was injured. Yeah. Come on. Wasn't his thing. Really?

He just didn't like blocking. He just was awful at it. Yeah. George Kittle, dude. Yeah, well he- His catching might be a nine, but his blocking's a nine, and Kelsey's catching is a 10, but his blocking's a six. So I'm taking Kittle all day.

What people who don't know much about football don't understand when they compare football to other sports is the injuries. And how does that work? Well, MMA, kind of close. Yeah. What do you mean? As far as injuries? Yeah, I don't think.

Is it the same as football? Way worse. Oh, come on. You're being disrespectful. Hold on. Let's examine it. You said that. So let's just take George Kittle when he gets hit in the dick by a defender and it shifts

his pelvic bone, his pubic bone, and it starts cutting into his tendon. Pelvic, yeah. Yeah, and then it just separates for sure. Fucking, you know, or getting a lacerated liver or I mean, come on, there are a lot of things like that, that are pretty fucking bad football and everybody's playing all the time with injuries. I'm not saying MMA guys don't, but why do you say it's not close? They have an off season. They have

an off season. Who? NFL. Yeah. Yeah. There's an off season. Well, the Mike Brown Mike Brown, there's always something injured. Yeah, but hold on. Let's stay on this subject. So also with the NFL, with those football guys, most of them, 99.9% have been playing since they were four years old, six years old. Yeah. So they're coming up that way, right?, their body's built for it. MMA, those guys really aren't starting at that age, you know? So they're, they're new to it. And then also there's, so they might be dominant in kickboxing, like Alex Pierre, he's dominant kickboxing.

But then he's constantly working on wrestling. Like there's, they're constantly working your neck to improve the skills where Kiddles at. Yeah. He wants to get better, but his skillsets pretty fun. Good. He just has to get in shape and focus on that and catch the balls and do the work. Yes. But with MMA, they train, they train specifically. And it's like the main thing that you see with those trainers is I got to make sure he doesn't get injured.

I got to make sure that even when we train, number one, stay in the field, when we're training, it's like it's like training a racehorse specific shit, you know? But they stay on the field, like they're there, you just gotta keep them healthy. But in MMA, you got so many different things to worry about. You can twist your knee just by one day, you do the wrong thing. I was thinking this past weekend,

how many fights fell out? Homsot, you know? Homsot, Conor, Jamal Hill. Jamal Hill fell out too? Yeah. What happened with him? Knee? So it's just like, now I'm not saying fighting's tougher.

I'm just saying as far as injuries, like they're both pretty comparable. Yeah, it's not. Hockey's no punk either though, man. Hockey's a bit, it's sports. You know, it's sports. Yeah. Yeah, man.

It's just like when you push yourself to that extent, you're going to get injured. It's just the way it is. Did we find out what Connor's injury was? Leg. Just, that's all on there. Uh, her broken toe, broken toe, and then it's on the same leg that he injured. And there might be some shit going on with his leg too. Hmm. And there might be some shit going on with his leg too. They're postponing it. I heard December, they're trying to do it, but they're trying to do it faster than that, like September or October.

Poor Chandler. Tell you what. She can't take another fight. She's waited this long, you know? Yeah. So he's got to keep staying and kind of semi camp. I mean, or just chill, get some rest. He's been in full blown camp. So take some time off, enjoy the family and they'll give you a notice like,

you know, so you're not, it's not like you're starting from zero again. Bummer though. Right. Fuck. Yeah. And then Homs out falling out. I don't know what's going to happen with him. Yeah. I don't know. Well, cause the UFC is like, all right, he's a liability now. He keeps falling out. Saudi Arabia was a massive card. Remember they announced some bullshit card and then they beefed it up with Homs, Robert Whitaker poisoning.

He said blood poisoning. They don't know. They don't know. We don't know exactly what's going on. He had that super long COVID thing he was talking about. Weird. I don't know. But the UFC, once you had that super long COVID thing. He was talking about weird I don't know, but do you have see once you're on reliable like a you miss weight, which he's done So if you're missing weight, and then you're not sure what to fight eventually UFC goes, alright

Damn, no, no, no put him on the back burner. I still want to see him. I want to see him against Whitaker This was the big test. This is it you would have got a touch off if you won Now back to the queue. Damn. Because once you become unreliable like this, even though you might, you know, we think he's the next great thing, the UFC, the train keeps moving. Now they're now watching you invest in Bo Nicol.

That's what I was about to say, Bo Nicol. And they wanted Bo Nicol to fill in. But he was in Montana. Thank God he didn't have service. Correct, correct. Better just wait a little bit. Bad idea. Couple more fights, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now's not the time. You don't go from Cody Brundage, Thank God he didn't have service. Correct. Correct. Better. Just wait a little bit.

Bad idea. Couple more fights. No, no, no. That's not the time. That's right. You don't go from Cody Brundage where he had some issues and go to Robert Whitaker. Because then it's off to the races. Couple years.

Just a couple years, right? A year. Like his next matchup is going to be at Adolfo. Great matchup. He'll be a very different fighter in two years. Very different fighter. Yeah, but even Adolfo. So I guarantee he's learned from that Cody fight. He's going to get better. Yeah. You know, hopefully different. Yeah. But even Hidalgo. So I guarantee he's learned from that, uh, Cody fight.

He's going to get better. Yeah. You know, uh, hopefully it's better guarantee well, and then make adjustments. Then he fights, then he fights, uh, Hidalgo. Yeah. This guy's world-class Jitsu striking's not bad. That's another tough test. And then he beats Hidalgo who's, he's right around 15 ish 16.

Then it's off to the races, but you don't jump from Cody Brundage to fucking Robert Whitaker And we're already still on his contract. So you don't do that. Yeah Yes, it's a good thing cuz you know, he's a fighter he probably would take in the fight but yes, it's not Whitaker though I Whitaker is not a guy who does he finish fights? Whitaker is a guy who beats you but a lot of times He won't finish that like he's not gonna finish you know, he's gonna finish some fights. That is record though For the very beginning. Yeah, let's just see. No, don't go to the beginning you do it off his UFC days Decision decision TKO decision TKO decision nobody you knocked out Brad Tavares

Okay, you know Derek Brunson TKO jocore. Yeah Yeah decision decision KO decision decision decision decision decision a lot of decisions Yeah, and then lost to duplices Yeah, so he's a decision guy a lot of times Yeah, so he's a decision guy a lot of times. He like, I also depends on the matchup to also those decisions are against the lead of the lead, you know, and they're not boring.

Everything is one though. Yeah, they're good fights. Everything's one literally has been a decision though. See what I'm saying? Once you start fighting, well, he knocked out Jockeray. Yeah, he knocked out Jockeray. He knocked out Brad Tavares. He's also a counter striker. So if the matchup, you know, if they're not playing that game,

yeah, you're going to decision was going to stay on the outside and fucking knock your teeth out. But yeah, a lot of decisions beats. He's fucking a mother. Oh, you beat him. It's, it's a motherfucker. It's time you beat it. Yeah. Beat him. It's a title shot. He's a motherfucker. You beat him. Yeah. Beat him in your title shot. I mean, I just feel like, yeah, his, um, it's the striking with Bo. He's just got to work on that, you know? Yeah. But there are guys that can probably stay, well, I don't know, you know,

standing up against him, but Whitaker's got some good wrestling too. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's not the fight right now. No's got some good wrestling too. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's not the fight right now. No, it's a terrible matchup for him. Can you beat him? Maybe, but I don't want to find out yet. That's, it's way too much and why ruin that? It's a lot. It's a lot. It's everything. It's everything. Robert Whitaker. You kidding me? Yeah. It's a terrible idea. How was your father's day buddy? I was I was in Nashville Yeah, it's bummer

Cuz my kids wanted to do something for me. They were boys. Yeah. Yeah, and then But you know, I kept forgetting it was father's day. I kept forgetting Yeah, I'm like man You don't care. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, mean, I w you know, it's good father's day present working, making money for the fam. Yeah. That, that, that's, that, that's, you know, that makes me feel better. Yeah.

You know, but, uh, T had baseball. Did he hit a home run? Close dude. The, the, the fence is one 75. He hit about one 73 at that age. I know. But now it's better. Cause now he can hit home3. At that age. I know. But now it's better, cause now he can hit home runs

because the pitchers are pitching faster. So we need that velocity off the ball so he can go further. Unreal. He's close, yeah. Jesus. But we, you know, we didn't, it was a tough weekend. We didn't win a game. Cause our first travel ball tournament,

we'll pretend, we'll pretend those Latino kids were eight. Well, I'll pretend that. I can do that. Hold on. Did the first baseman have a beer after the game? Probably. Ha ha! Really?

Yeah, yeah. So, they're supposed to be eight, but they're probably like 12. Oh, dude, yeah. I had the dads laugh and I went, you were down like 10 to zero. I said, I hate to be a steakler. If I could just get a copy of the birth certificates

of all the players here Dude they were but it's travel ball. They get it's a different level. It's a lot. Yeah It's good for those kids to see though the first one they're new, you know, because these teams been together forever Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh boy. Oh the first you know tease You know, he's the base kid on our team for a big eight an eight year old. That first baseman was my size. Okay, we'll pretend. Okay. That's fine. Jesus.

It's good for him though. It's good for these kids. Yeah. Some strong, strong people. Yeah, that's all they do. For me, it's so funny. I was doing Death Valley and there was a stunt man. And he-

Oh, the TV show. Yeah. And I'm just, I'm not doing sports or, and if I do jujitsu, it's usually with some guy like me, or if I'm boxing, it's like some guy like me, and that's just some dude. And then once in a while, I had to run after this zombie. And he was 235, this guy, stuntman and Mexican guy.

But when I tell you, like he was so much faster than me, like, and this is 10 years more than 10 years ago. And when I was like, what? And we started running and he was like, and I was like, why was he running so fast on camera? That was all he's supposed to do. Yeah. But I was like, wait, he's too fast.

And why is he this much bigger and this much faster? And then I had to take him and throw him, and it turns out he was a black belt in jujitsu, and a boxer, and I'm sorry, a black belt in judo, and a boxer, and like a Mexican dude who grew up boxing and doing some shit, but also 235. Not like muscular, not like, you know. Just a big dude.

But feeling him as I had to try to throw him and, and I was like, I did judo, which I did. And I go, I'll throw you. And he goes, yeah, but I'll throw myself over. But I had to tussle with him. I had to tussle with him. And I said to my other buddy, who was something, I go, dude, that guy would, and he goes,

he'd squash you like a fucking bug. He'd grip you and you'd be done. It was just so funny how much stronger some people are. It was just hilarious, but faster and more athletic. And it was just like, ah, God, I'm such a bitch. Yeah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, you know, you don't know him actually.

Kids, the kids will learn that at a young age. Well, that's what I mean. It's like you better to learn that when you're young and when you're, when you're competing, you just start, there's just levels to the game. Yeah, you'll know if before you. And you'll know. You'll know right away.

High school, we stay in high school. You can be a high school athlete. Yeah. D1, what'd you say about D1? Which is all good. What'd you say about D1? Which is all good. You want to start, D1?

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who are professional athletes and they're in high school and you're like, well, you're 6'4 though and you're 2'35 and they're in high school and you're like, well, you're, you're six, four though. And you're two 35 and you're in high school. You're 17. Oh no, I got to the field early and it was the 14 U team playing and they're playing against other 14 years. And I'll see, I can't wait till tiger's 14, 14 and under you're saying. Yeah.

I mean, well, they're grown men. We're huge. You know, one dude they're grown men. They were huge. Yeah. You know, one dude had a musthack. Yeah. Like what? I'm just throwing heat. What?

Yeah. You're like, fuck. Yeah. I don't remember 14 year olds when I, when my age, when I was that age, like. No. Well, I was just a different time. When I was doing schooled, we had for some, for

whatever reason, we had these guys who were playing football players and they're showing up. And I was like, I looked at this one guy I was like what the fuck is going on and he's like he was in high school and I said he was he was Possibly did you see any kid like when you were kid? No, no, no, or are we just the old dump your old man? No, but was there any of that? Cuz I also played this kid was around like

Good athlete. I don't remember kids being like this. This kid was a pitcher. He was a big prospect. And to that, no diddy. I didn't know girls either. Like some of the, like if we go to the football games, you're like, what the fuck is going on here? I know.

It's like, it's like, it's like middle schools, middle schoolers look like high schools. High school kids look like college kids. It's just, I don't know what's happening. Why, because I'm in Manhattan Beach and the graduating class of Mira Costa, which are all 18 year old girls and boys, are on the beach celebrating in bikinis and in shorts.

And I had friends there who were in their 40s. I go, hey bro, you're not allowed to look at them. Don't look at the girls. I know they're 18 and 17. I know they look like grown women. They're not. And like literally the men, the boys, they're all like these D1 volleyball players.

Yeah. And you're like, what the fuck is going on here? They're just different. How are they so different now? Part of it's just like depending on the school, the school is like known for sports. No, I play with some, I'm telling you, I play with some dogs, man. No one was like that. You don't think so? No. I'm telling you, I played with some dogs, man.

No one was like that. You don't think so? No. How big were you though? I was 6'2", 215. In high school? Yeah. That's pretty big.

Not really. Yeah. No, I'm telling you, it was small for D1. No, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I'm telling you, when I got freshman year, I'm like, holy fuck. No, I know.

There's just kids who were big. I saw those kids from Mizzou. Some of those kids from when I was in, at Mizzou. Football. Yeah. Football and, and like the football players who played it, that's what's it called? Mizzou.

Mizzou. Yeah. University of Missouri, Tigers. Uh, that used to be 18 year olds were fucking giants, giants. Kid was 18, a rep in 500 pounds on his back. Would you, uh, you see Vitor Belfort's son? He's like number one quarterback recruit. Giants. Giants. Kid was 18 repping 500 pounds on his back. You see Vitor Belfort's son?

He's like number one quarterback recruit. Ah, what? Like I was watching the video. I'm like, the fuck? That's his son? Yeah, I'll just play this clip for you. It's pretty short. He's one of the number one recruits.

That could also be a world champion. I think he's going to Alabama. Virginia Tech. His name is Davi Belfort. He's a four star quarterback that signed with Virginia Tech. And his dad was one of the greatest MMA fighters. Offers from Alabama, Michigan, and Georgia. This kid has a fighter mentality. He's used to getting hit.

He wants to sacrifice his body for the touchdown. There is not a quarterback out there. Skinny kid. That's crazy enough. crazy enough 511 185 His offseason training is literally a mix between speed box Against Miami Fucking speed dude, he had kids got some It's a fucking speed dude. He had some

touchdowns at 7600 yards. He's the first ever Brazilian to receive a Power 5 football scholarship. His dad was a freak athlete. Do you think Dabi's boxing abilities will help him become a great quarterback? This is the first...

It's wild right? Yeah it is wild. He's only 5'11". I just saw 5'11 185 but who knows how Oh, yeah. Well, that's what that guy said five 11 now he's how old now 18 He's not even college yet. Okay, he's going to go he'll get offers from Alabama Maybe he'll grow a couple inches might be six foot his heights can be a problem. Yeah Yeah Now not saying he can't make it not a complete freak. He has Vitor Belfort's genetics, which is

Have you seen his mom like their genetic freak? So who knows? Yeah, his mom is jacked Yeah, his mom's in shape his mom's extremely attractive This must be older though. No, it's old. I bet that yeah, I don't know. He's definitely not 165 in those videos He's every bit at 85 But he's doing something right getting recruited by Alabama all that but it's just yeah, that's a big deal, right? No by Virginia Tech, isn't it? Well, he's going to Virginia Tech, but he had offers from Georgia, Michigan, Alabama. Yeah Well, he's got obviously got crazy speed hit me his his release and everything his dad had all fastest hands. Yeah Yeah, the phenom. Yeah thinking was the phenom. Yeah, and that's his dad. Yeah, and his dad

Had relations with a X-Men. Oh, oh, she's Well, I've been around them housing. No, she's not Jack. No, you, you're thinking the wrong person. She's gorgeous. No, I know, but she's got she's got She's built well physically. Well, she's actually rather muscular. I don't know if you've seen her If you've seen her in I mean, you got a tailpiece on her. That's a good-looking woman right there Yeah, I won't say she's jacked but I'm just saying good genetics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you went to scrap as Jack though, bud. When she was younger, I promise you the one thing I noticed was I was like, well, she's very,

she's very muscular. She looked like a fitness model is what I'm saying. It's like, mm, ass and legs for days. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, attractive lady. She's Brazilian as well? Very Brazilian. Joana Prado.

Yeah. Yeah, well. Is that it Prado. Yeah. Yeah, there. Well, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I would say I agree. I think what you're trying to say is that. The kids are genetic. Dimebeast.

Dimebeast. Yeah, yeah. Kids are genetic. But good legs, look at that. I mean, athletic, you know. I mean, normal legs. I wouldn't say she, I wouldn't describe her as jacked. I'd say those are good legs right there.

Those are muscular legs. But the first thing you look at her, you go, man, she's Jack. Yeah. No, you say she's hot. She's attractive. Yeah. Yeah, that's correct. That's correct.

All right. Well, there you go. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. I'm a fan. I'm a fan. I'm an instant fan. I think everybody is.

Well done. Kids more. Yes, it is. Let's be respectful. Yeah. But either way, tonight's the sweetest guy in the best. I love them. Yeah.

Yeah. The best you train with them. Train with them. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. And so it goes. Dude, did you watch? Well, no, you're doing a tank. No, I saw that House of Dragons. No. Why? Is there a new season? Yeah. You don't say. Oh, it's good. Is it good? Oh, man. I've been

a little lukewarm on it because I just the Game of Thrones. Now you want me to go over to House of Dragons and I'm a little prejudice. Well, no, but Game of Thrones, now you want me to go over to House of Dragons and I'm a little prejudiced. Well, no, but Game of Thrones is done. They're not competing. No, but I mean, is it the same? Is it as good? No, it's, yeah, it's just as good and it's the prequel. It's before, it's 300 years before

the Game of Thrones stuff. All right. It's great. It's so well done. You're a fan. You like it. Oh, yeah. Okay.

And I like that they don't let you binge watch it. I like after wait. Yeah, if you let me binge watch I'll be over Tomorrow the season's over. Yeah, I'll fucking yeah. I like waiting have something to wait for you know I'm saying I do I watched And I'm gonna sound like I'm the best some of the best movies what I The best whatever whatever action film I've seen, and I don't know how long, are the Equalizer franchise? Equalizer one, two, and three? Yeah, they're fun.

They're such good movies, and Denzel Washington is such a good actor, and Antoine Fuqua is such a good director. I know. Hell yeah, man. It was 2014, fuck off, it was, they're so good. I was like, how do I miss this shit? Yep.

So good. I mean, they're fun. There's a lot of fun. Now, I think they're so good. I was like, how do I miss this shit? Yep. So good. I mean, they're fine. There's a lot of, it's entertaining. No, I think they're better than John Wick. What? No, they're- Ryan. They're the same. Oh no.

It's all the same shit. He's a dark angel, guys. Yeah. Hey, why don't you check out RoboCop? Come on, man, be cool. Come on. I knew I'd be teased for being a little out of touch, but. Yeah.

Anything relevant that you got going on? Well, well. I've not been able to watch movies for 10 years. I can't watch movies. I've been like, won't watch any movies. Now I'm starting to watch movies again. I don't know what's going on. So I'm going to catch up on stuff.

Brian's like, I'll tell you what, just blow my socks off. I saw this movie, Forrest Gump. It's like, all right. Now that's a good movie. Well, that's what I did when I literally did that when Michael Jordan was probably had been playing for 10 years. And I was like, I don't know when it was like, but when did Michael Jordan start playing in the eighties, right?

89. Yeah. So, I mean, what was he draft class 87? I mean, but the point is like 1993, I come into my friends, I go this Michael Jordan is so fucking good. And they were like, they all of them were just like that slow turn. Like what 84? Yeah.

I said 88. Jesus Christ. So like in 19. Yeah. So whenever it was like 1992, I'm like, dude, this guy Jordan. They're like, oh man. Okay. Hey, I was exhausted.

I was exhausted after episode 1000. Oh yeah, man. People don't realize, so I think Chin, not even emotional, but Chin edited it down to like three hours and 30 minutes. It was over five hours. But, well, five hours of filming. Yeah. Yeah.

But for the viewers, it's three hours and 30 minutes. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, but we were here for five, longer than the reads. Yeah, we. But for the viewers, it's three hours and 30 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. We're here for five long than that. Then the reads. Yeah, we got six hours straight. Started at 11. Didn't get done like, you know, I was tired for five. I'm like, ah, I didn't want to talk after that. I was beat. Yeah. It took it. It was all the energy. We didn't really eat. There's a lot. I know. I know. I was, I was really tired. I was like, and I don't think I slept that much that the night before either.

Will did the entire interview in Italian. Only will only will Sasa could be hilarious in Italian. The sandwich eating. That was so funny. I cut out he's so with the sandwich. Yeah, he's amazing. Who's the best? I do think my favorite part was when Rappap board told you to uncross your legs and talk to him Like an adult. Oh, it's funny

Do you get any hate for having rap poron I had some people upset about his Palestine stuff and yeah He's a friend. I know he's got so I'm not educated on it. I don't know. I know rap poro I don't know what I don't know. He's doing over there. I don't I mean I don't care about any of that shit Yeah, what do you know? Again, it's like it's like it's like the reason I never talk about it I know kind of a lot about it because I lived in the region and I've studied the history I don't talk about it because like it's This shit is biblical. You want to go back to the Bible when Moses and the Pharaoh talking about it now

You know what I mean, though? It's like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get it No, no nor this isn't a platform either like we don't even know people ask me and I'm like you what you I mean What am I gonna say that's gonna change anybody's mind? What do you say that's a that's not already out there B is he gonna is gonna make a difference? Is he gonna ceasefire? It's gonna save anybody. I had a friend say to me, you have a platform and a voice, and said you should be speaking about this, and I was like, hey dude. Not on here motherfucker.

Yeah. I was like, hey dude. Yeah, yeah. Because there's as short as the people speaking on it, right, is there as short as the people out there? Yeah. Like what do you want me to say? What do you want me to really, honestly?

Can I ask what that friend of yours does for a living? Not podcasting. It was just, he got it after I kind of said, what exactly do you think me to really honestly? Can I ask what that friend of yours does for a living? Not podcasting. It was just, he got it after I kind of said, what exactly do you think that would accomplish? I wonder. Yeah. More noise to, you know, are things terrible? But also do you have like breaking news? Did you have an insider?

Yeah. Like we can't get anywhere else? You know, it's like. I had another friend who's kind of a fairly high profile person in his world and he said, I don't know what to say and people want me to say something. And I said to him, I said, I think the answer sometimes can be this. I think you should just say, sometimes you find yourself shaking your head and saying a prayer.

And that's what I do sometimes. There are times when it's appropriate to go, I don't know, and you just say a prayer, honestly. I think it depends what you do too. Yeah. If that's your thing, and then when you're worried about losing followers or making people upset, but if that's your thing, if that's what got you to the party, well, no, you can't be silent now, bud. You got to speak up. The people that I know that are on, like, the, like, if you talk to a secretary of state,

like Blinken or anyone who's actually really in this or talk to, you listen to people who've actually dealt with this in earnest at the highest levels of government for 20 years, they do the same thing. They go, where do you want me to start? Yeah. It's a lot to dive into. Ask an Israeli, ask about the same thing. You get this, they do this. They go, I, it's a lot to dive into. Ask an Israeli, ask about the same thing. You get this, they do this, they go, ah, fine. Yeah, it's tough. I don't know. Some shit's got to play itself out.

What did you do for Father's Day, Sinaz? So, I went to my parents' house and we all kind of hung out by the pool and in the backyard and I found out now that my dad doesn't know how to swim. Why? Yeah. So, he's in his pool and he starts back stroking and I'm like, that my dad doesn't know how to swim. What? Yeah, so he's in his pool and he starts back stroking and I'm like, oh, he looks great. And then he turns over and I can see this sheer panic on his face and I start yelling dad, dad, and I jump in and he like finds his way to the area

where he can stand up and I'm panicking and my mom is just laughing in the corner. And we can't swim. Boss sees to taking swim lessons if your dad wants to jump in and split the cost. Gotta do it. There are people that can't swim. Yeah.

They just are. It is what it is. I'm a fish. I just. Yeah. I mean I grew up swimming. Yeah me too. For me it's like right?

I swim like, I might as well have gills on. Yeah. I mean I got my dog on. You're a little seal. Oh yeah. Yeah you'll sit in that water. Oh yeah. I've seen you do all this shit. Oh yeah. I do it all man. Man. You're a little seal. Oh yeah. You'll sit in that water. Oh yeah. I've seen you do all this shit.

Oh yeah. I do it all, man. Man. I love me some water. So does Tiger. Tiger loves the water too. You're out in those waves. Oh yeah.

Great white. All brown. Oh, great white little snack. Oh, brown and smooth. A lot of meat on you. You actually are, you should not be swimming in the water. Why? Because I look like a seal?

Because you couldn't look more like a seal. Like a caramel seal. To a great white. And you were doing this shit. You had your hands. Oh yeah. I get all into it. I look like a seal? Because you couldn't look more like a seal. Like a caramel seal. To a gray white, and you were doing this shit, you had your hands. Oh yeah, I get all into it. I was like, hey bro, you gotta stop doing that. You gotta flood my feet. Yeah, if there's a big gray white, he's gonna go,

that looks a lot like a seal, and I'm taking it. It's weird your dad never learned it. Also, it's like, hey bro, how old is he? I mean. Do this, hey bro. No, like he was like a dog trying to keep his head up, and I was like, what's happening? Does he plug his nose?

No, but I have a little like life jacket for my chihuahua and so my chihuahua's just paddling around and my dad's like drowning and I'm like, the irony in this. I mean hey, look Florida right now, Florida, hundreds of sharks, they don't know why. And they're bull sharks and tigers. Florida get in Florida.

Get the, Florida get in Florida, get the fuck out of the water. Florida get in Florida, man. When you got that many bull sharks, the fuck out of the water. Florida, get in Florida, man. When you got that many bull sharks, don't be in the water. See, I don't do that. They bite ya. I don't go, like, you know when people are like,

oh, let's go to like a third world country and get in a shark tank. They're like, no, thank you. No. No, they'll bite you. I don't want to be near them. They'll bite you. Yeah, Florida's stay on the water, kinda.

I mean, with bull sharks, fuck you. No, man. Let's take a little break, because I'm getting ready. Oh, dude, I'm jones you. No, man. Let's take a little break, because I'm getting ready. Oh, dude, I'm jonesing. Yeah, gloves. I can't wait to get to Sportsman's Cove Lodge. Dude, next week, bro.

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Alaska. Chin, you're salivating. You cannot wait. Chin's going to be so pumped and people get bit all the time. All the time. No thanks. Oh, I lost my hand or, you know. Yeah. The worst is you lose your leg.

Come on, dude. The worst. Look at that surfer. Yeah. It changed my life forever. When it changed anything, it's like, you wouldn't? Yeah. Nothing? Yeah. Tiger shark. Went like this. Of that surfer. Yeah, I changed my life forever when it wouldn't change anything. It's like you wouldn't yeah nothing

Yeah, tiger shark went like this. I Told my boy made that girl who she was a Not laugh she was a model and ran into the propeller Really? Yeah, she ran into the propeller. Mm-hmm. What happened? Oh, really? Yeah, she ran into the propeller. Mm-hmm. What happened? Fucked her face up But I think it might have took her I but that she has like a thing. I you know, oh no What about her hands I Think it was just like you know

Fell back I think but away from those fucking engines man. Those yeah dollars. Yeah, I don't do so they're rather private jet, yeah Fucking engines man those yeah dollars. Yeah, I don't do so they're rather unprovided. Yeah Yeah, they're still kicking. I still doing it. It's just a big tycoon He was on his phone and you see him and he was big time a billionaire and he just walked right in and you just See the power like that It's like this on his phone. Yeah, like he's busy. Yeah Game over see you later game your wave is done You're you move on to somewhere else Ain't that a bitch ain't that a bitch was like that one

Whatever OnlyFans girls out the car. She's like what's up? I'm doing. Oh, no, really? Yeah, we watched it on here Don't stick your head out the window game over What a terrible way to go? Yeah Well, there are other there are worse ways, but yeah, that's a shitty. That's a pretty bad way to go. It's just so abrupt. But you're doing it for the grand thing? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What do you got, Chin? There's a guy who was doing it where he fell off the cliff in this video. Oh, I know. Or the agent here with the selfie. They're all like, yeah!

And then you see another angle where the guys here Maybe have kids it's like man. Don't tell my dad doing a selfie. That's right, but you'd rather lose your Hand than a part of your leg. I don't know Great question. I'd rather have my hands. Yeah, you know you can have that that thing you sleeve on Like yeah part of the leg. Yeah, take a leg. Yeah, I want my leg, my hands. Yeah, because I want to...

Yeah, probably. I want to pick my kids up. I want to be able to touch my kids. Yeah, if it's a thing where, yeah, you want to feel... So if it's like, if you're going to give it up to the shark, you want it right above the kneecap, and then you can put on that boot. Yeah, no problem. If it's right below the kneecap, that'd be the best. Yeah So you got a feeling that woman who got hurt like she should there they're on a cruise and they all decided to jump in

The water it's a thing. They have a raft out there the crews I put a raft out there of word chili in the middle of the ocean in off the coast of Chile in the middle of the ocean Let's all just swim around. Let's swim around fucking 21 foot great white as they were watching. They're like swim, swim. She's a rather heavy girl. She's like, and you just see this fucking great white just lazy.

Just come up and just go, shy. You can't be in Miami. I'm hungry. I'm not going to get on the ride. What do we have here? What do we have here? What have we here? Hey, there's no need to run.

What are you going to do? There's no run. Where are you going? What do we have here? What do we have here? What do we have here? What do we have here? What do we have here? There's no need to rush. Where you going? Where you going? You're going to get on a ride. And she goes, I just felt, I just felt this, just jaws clenched around the top part of my thigh. And I just felt this.

I just felt that. I felt, he went, I got a little snack. Have a good day. You see the guy down there, he's like, they had this back when they had the shitty cameras. They took her leg, took her leg, it took her leg. Dude, that was like yesterday. I was sitting in front of this family and the kid,

I don't know, nine or 10, and there's, they're beating our ass, but there's a bigger, thick kid, thick kid. And he's like trying to steal bases, like Gus Gus, like moving. And the kid just looked at his sister, he goes, ah, I just love seeing a real thick kid trying to steal bases, like Gus, Gus like moving. And the kid just looked at his sister and goes, I just love seeing a real thick kid trying to steal bases. But like, was it mean? He's like, I just enjoy seeing a thick kid run around the bases. I was like, I get it, dude. It is just.

Did you see Miss Alabama? She won. That's so exciting. I did see that. Yeah. What's the catch here? Huh? What's the catch? I'm not saying anything. I did see that. Yeah. What's the catch here? What's the catch? I'm not saying anything. Yeah, I promise.

Oh, there she is. I'm not saying anything. There she is. I'm going to see her run around the basis. Because this is the mutual insincerity society. Let's just all pretend, huh, guys? Oh, well, there you go. Uh-huh.

Imagine that pretty slender girl to the right, imagine losing to her. Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? It's great. And why did she win? Just because we're in body positivity. When you're a diabetic and you're that heavy. I'm surprised I went down in Alabama.

That's what we're promoting? Okay, cool. Are you sure this is Miss Alabama Alabama? Is this miss Southern fried? Alabama. This is a good question. Brendan, but it's a great question. Is it miss Alabama barbecue? Great question, buddy.

Eating contest. Right. It's just hilariously unbelievable. Now where the judges, was that what the judge is? Oh boy. Good for her. We know, but everyone knows what's going on. This stuff's over. Yeah.

This stuff's over. I mean, all right. No, you can do whatever you want. Yeah, all right. Go ahead. Yeah, all right. We know. Sure.

Everyone knows what's up. Yeah. What's this? Bill Maher's been crushing it lately. Yeah, but he's getting a lot of flack for this. So he came out and said, hey guys, it's Father's Day. Let's take a minute to remember what like parenting and being a father is and like,

he's so against like the gentle parenting. Now hold on and remember he doesn't have any kids. Right. That's why he's getting flack. So his vote doesn't count. So that's what we're saying. This is but let's hear it So you're just saying like whatever happened to like raising kids as like little things that don't understand what to do Like now the gentle parenting is like raise them as adults that are fully functioning and he's like no Like what happened to the because I said so response?

The key here is thinking we're, if somebody did this to me and the answer is no, then why would you do it to a child? Is there a clip of it? I don't get what he's saying. Yeah. Just play this one? Yeah. I used to love him.

I like him. Yeah. And finally, new rule. This Father's Day, if you really want to give your father something, he'll treasure forever. Give him permission to be a dad like dads used to be. And before you start in with, but Bill, what do you know about it?

You're not a parent. Yeah, I don't give blowjobs either, but I can tell when someone is doing it wrong. Yeah. Different, but sure. He's so good. I've seen a seven year old ram a shopping cart into someone's coccyx and the parent just shrugs and gives a look like kids

What are you gonna do? Raise them right. That's what you can do That's it that's the take I'm with him that's not bad longer nine minutes or so. Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm with it Yeah, sure. I'm with him. Yeah. Yeah guarantee you can always tell the parents who they're you know They're they're just like that. They're almost the kids like buddy. So the kid doesn't respect them So when you're at a restaurant, you can really tell the restaurant when they're acting all crazy and moving around My kids would never do no. Can we talk about Bill Belichick? Yeah, that's our next one Oh, that's our next one. Let's get involved. No Belichick's got a new girlfriend. I mean, she's fantastic.

Some women like older men. And why wouldn't you like Bill? I know what you're doing here. Bill looks like shit. Let's call it is. Bill's very successful and very rich. But he's the man. He's brilliant.

Come on. Sure. She's unbelievably beautiful. She's very sexy. In just that one picture I saw, she is. But there is something about the man. He's a football genius. He's a genius.

He's a good coach. I'm telling you, there are some women that are just into. If he was broke, she wouldn't be there. But again, that's what makes him a champ. It's the whole package. It's the whole package, right? So he was dating Linda Holliday for a while. Who's that?

Pull her up. She's another beautiful, I mean look, she's not 24. Yeah. But. I mean, 24 is weird. I would have trouble, It's just embarrassing. That's my question. What are you guys talking about? Yeah. At 24. What are you guys communicating about? How old is he? 74. He's 74 years old. Yeah. What are we doing? Yeah. She's a woman.

Linda Holliday is a real woman. Linda Holliday got a mature woman. She's pretty. And they have kids. They had kids together or no? Um, not with him. Doesn no Doesn't matter so but the 24 year old yeah, what are you talking about? I thought she's 24 yeah, yeah, well, but he's he's like I'm sure he's like I bet he oh he looks like a great time Oh, you're with him for his personality eats shit. Yeah, horrible person. Yeah, but all his looks yeah No, he's terrible, but he's he's just just like, successful. Yeah, he's an ogre. He's a big ogre, like a big successful ogre. He's not big, he's tiny. No, he's big, fat, you know, kind of like, you know.

And I think it's just some people are into that kind of thing, I guess, right? Literally, what would you talk at 24? That's my question. What are you guys talking about? No, I think it's father. Are you going to talk to him about the Tampa? I think it's teacher-student relationship.

It's like, teach me, daddy. Teacher what? Oh, Brian. He's a Tampa 2 defense? Life. All he knows is football. But there's nothing else. You know, he's still the best at it ever, you can argue.

Right? No. No? I don't think so. I mean, he's up there. He can't win without Tom Brady. I'm ready one without him I mean, you know Bill Belichick is still Knows his football. No, of course. Yeah, I mean I guess I'll fail to use a Cleveland defense You know, he failed a lot of times for Tom Brady came along. You failed to succeed for sure. But um, I that's what let's be honest

That's weird. I thought you might think it is that's fucking weird because it's 50 years difference Well, I'm sure how are you daughters? How's his daughters? You know fucking weird that is That's a great question. I'm at your daughter's home. She's 16 cool imagine in Eight years if she comes the house and she's like like, she's dating a six, all right guys. Guys. She's about to win this Alabama. Hey, imagine your daughter, she comes to your house,

your daughter comes in eight years, she's like, dad, I got a new boyfriend. You're going to love him. He's so successful. He's 66. And Bill Belichick walks in, you'd be like, the fuck are we doing here? Yeah, I'd go, you want to go play, you want we doing here? Yeah, I'd go you want to go play you want to play golf

Yeah, I don't know you would you care. Yeah Yeah, what would you do though? Not a thing not a guy. What can you do? I'd have to just be like here's the thing What if they're actually soulmates? I would get mad if you said that I'd be like hey listen Well, you know what you I get you know what, you, I get, you know what the problem is? And this, this is what it is. I bet you didn't have a good dad. There's a hole there. She's trying to figure out that daddy issue. You know what though? There are women out there that are simply turned on by older men and probably

had daddy issues. I sometimes it's just a fetish. I don't think so. No, I'm telling you there's a fetish out there. Yeah. And they all have one thing in common. They probably had shitty dads. There's a fetish. I don't think so. No, I'm telling you, there's a fetish out there. Yeah, and they all have one thing in common. They probably had shitty dads. There's a fetish. And they're trying to fill that hole. They need like that older figure. They're attracted to that older figure they never had in the household. I told my, I have a joke about it where I'm like this, this 23 year old was like, you're

so hot. And I was like, you need to go to therapy and forgive your father. That's a funny joke, right? And, but, but I mean, that's what I'm saying, but I'm telling you, there are some women out there that have great dads and they have a fetish. People have weird, like gilth porn, it's a thing. There are people that watch, there is a,

I know a girl who's married to a friend and she gets off on seeing grandpa's bang girl her age are they like grandpa grandpa's a fake I do they're all are they fit though because you've got definition of a milf is different than mine they're not they're not fit they're old men with gray hair and gray pubes like potbellies and that's the really old man yes there is weird shit goes on in people's health I mean there's some weird shit out there. Here's my thing, but like, are we upset at Bill?

It's like, Oh, he likes a young hot girl and she's legal. Okay. Oh, weird. The old successful guy likes a young hot chick. Good time. It's the best time he's had in a long time. Correct. Yes.

Correct. You know what? It's the best time he's had in a long time. Correct. Yes. Correct. His life has been shitty sandwiches and football. It's the best time he's had in a long time since he was 24. He sleeps in his fucking office. You're right. He's retired now, right? I'm sure he's getting a little medical care. Let me get some color on her.

I mean, she's, that's a really good time. Yeah, that's a great time. Is there any pictures of family on there? And she was a cheerleader, yeah? She was, yeah. Sure. Is there, you see any picture of family on there? I mean, that is-

That's her in high school. This is so weird. I- Yeah. Keep going. Do we see any pictures of family? Well, there you go. Bring that up there.

That's a very athletic flex. That's probably when she was like a little teeny. Or it's now. Or it's fucking now. That's in 2018. Don't go to that one. If Tim Bryant didn't say that, keep going. That's it. There's no picture of family, nothing.

Yeah. Okay. Hey, I've watched a lot of First 48. She comes from a troubled family. Yeah. No brothers, no sisters? Come on, dude. Be cool, bro. Come on, don't fuck with my parade here. Oh, yeah. Look at her

Cooler sweet. Oh be quiet She seems nice in the picture. Yeah, she's not like doing crazy like Hancock. She seems like a real She was miss Hancock. Wow tan that comic comment so aggressive what he said Oh Wow. Damn that comment, so aggressive. What'd he say? Oh. Oh. Can't say it on air, obviously.

But it's not like she's showing like crazy booty pics like Instagram models, she just like being normal. Listen man, I'm gonna say. But she looks just so young. I'm gonna say it again, people young say it again people have their thing Bill Belichick is her thing all right all right now Yeah, she's a girl scout too That a shark that she has a picture of there. I don't give a fuck right by scuba diving. She saw a shark dude

Yeah, man, Costa Rica. Oh my god. I mean two years ago her comment sessions are just gonna be oh she's gonna get She's gonna get destroyed. Yeah. Oh man, Jetta juice. Take it easy. What's with all those fucking? comments God But you are a guy who needs your fix. I need my fix. I need this brain, right, dude I need all help I can get and thank God for a happy hippo. HappyHippo.com promo code is tfatk. You get the best of the best. I saw a crate.

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It's going to be a tough go. But if they're, if there is, there's true love there, they're going to make it. I know that's so messed up. Is it your contention that this is sort of the idea no do of course a 70 year old and 24 years hey Bill have a good time dude both of me have you have fun you take a lot of heat Jeff on though bills you I sure fucking did well Mel Gibson's married to you know, she's 28 Lano Richie's girl like strip girlfriends like 28

He's 80 This is not an uncommon thing in history. You mean older guys like young hot chicks. Thank you Thank you. Now listen going on for since being a time. Yeah, that's right It's you know, listen- It's been going on for, since the beginning of time? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. The beginning of time. It's, you know, it's- It's interesting. How old, Sanaz? Yeah.

Is there any man, is there any seven year old man you could see yourself falling for? No. Really? None. Well here's the thing, like Sanaz, you probably want kids and a family? Yeah. So let's say you made a seven, let's say tomorrow- How old is Hugh Jackman? Hugh's probably- 60 in a family. Yeah, so say me you said let's say tomorrow Hugh Jackman

He was probably 60 my age You do 60. Let's go through this announced before you think about this So let's say you walk into fucking air one and Hugh Jackson there you guys hit off. He's 60 You're gonna, you know schmooze and date around well with him and do your thing and he's the one so then he's 61 and then Five so he's the one, so then he's 61. And then. 55, so he's younger than me. 55. So think about it, when your kid's in high school, he's gonna be 70.

Yeah. Yeah, that's not ideal. He has a point. And then his swimmers probably aren't very good. Take it easy, bro. A little respectful of you. Oh yeah, that's you. Sorry, man. Two a little respectful of the... Oh yeah, that's you. Sorry, man.

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Do you not like that my face hangs off my, do you not like this vein in my head? Do you not like the gray chest hair? Lucky, lucky girl. What else you got, Chin? So you guys, the Congo has introduced Africa's first deaf rapper. You want to check out his stuff?

You want to see his stuff? Ah, ah, ah. What are your thoughts, guys? I hate this world. Like, I feel like from the build, bell check thing to this. If you shot me in the face right now, I'd be like, thank God. Does anyone have a warm bath and a razor blade? Check, please. Yeah, yeah. Like I feel like from the from the Warm bath and a razor blade check, please. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm not thinking so exhausted with the world that you're so right I just want to be like and it got 364,000 likes somebody just like I just want her not good to him I just I just he actually rapper. He just does like well. He has no idea. I mean could be a huge job

No, that could be a big troll job oh maybe i maybe he's never heard sound so yeah congo republic of congo hard to live there it's not it's a failed country failed state but well he might be a coach on next american idol afghan idol he's on there deaf music might not be you know hey who are you to judge never say never dude right but sometimes for all of you who is one of the greatest composers of all time who was deaf Mozart no it's the only composer no yeah dang it. He went deaf. Yeah.

Oh, but yeah, that's different. He went deaf. From jamming out. Which is astonishing. And still was able to produce some of the greatest music we've ever heard. What else you got, Jen? So Aaron Rodgers is missing Jet's mandatory training camp, guys, and people have their suspicions as to why.

Colin Cowart came out with this quote though. I was told last night from a source I trust that Aaron is on vacation and it's overseas. I'm also told that you'll all learn about where he's at tomorrow. Don't want to burn my source, but I'm told you'll learn about it tomorrow. Now the rumor is he's off doing ayahuasca

and at a retreat. Oh no, is he missing OTAs, mini camp? He's only played for 25 fucking years. But he didn't play a lot last season. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But he's healthy.

He's healthy. Yeah, he's healthy. 100%. What do you think? How do you think that makes the rest of the team feel, being that you've done? I bet you they don't give a fuck. Because it's Aaron Rodgers.

They're not even thinking about it. They don't even care. No, no. It's Aaron Rodgers't give a fuck. They don't care. That's because of Aaron Rodgers. They're not even thinking about it. They don't even care. No, no, it's Aaron Rodgers. That makes sense. They got their handfuls. What is he, three time MVP, has won a Super Bowl? They're like, man, as long as he's showed for the game, they don't care.

Professionals at that level don't care. Especially when it's an outlier like Aaron Rodgers. They know when the game's on the line, he's gonna play. They know when it counts, he'll be there. He's only been doing it for 25 years at the highest level. But it's fun for the media to talk about and oh my God. I agree, I think the team is just like, we're happy to have him.

They're pros. You come when you wanna come. Yeah, they're pros. Aaron Rodgers, yeah, see you here. Yeah. Here's another one. So this happened in um, in Portland. All these people got stuck upside down on a carnival ride.

We have a video. So we were riding a ride. Um, this isn't supposed to be upside down like this. It's been like that for like already two to three minutes. I feel bad for them. Our power is not good our that's not good they're still up it's been about five minutes maybe a little bit more and they've just been hanging up there this whole time we we just asked the lady at the bottom of the Ferris wheel if this has ever happened before and she said no and she said she's actually concerned for them. Of course.

And they're upside down? Yeah, for more than 20 minutes. I think they're upside down. Jesus Christ. Damn, please exit the park immediately. Are they upside down? Yeah, they're upside down. Holy fuck.

That is actually fucking terrifying Jesus Christ, I hope this people are okay Yeah, that's really guys updates were super boring. Yeah Cut it down. Yeah, they could definitely see did they died Did they die? This guy said update everyone is when you look at comments? You're like not everybody should be allowed to vote. No, right. I agree. It's not everybody Like I can't believe people vote. Not everybody should be allowed to vote or procreate God I agree with you or have social media. There you go. Yeah, but then you live in North Korea. I know I

Saw a kid get interviewed That he was on the ride and he looked like he had freckles right he goes these are not freckles these are blood vessels oh my god there's lawsuits going on that has to be at what point do you just pass out but where's that at Portland Oregon yeah but it's that's not like a traveling yeah it's good luck getting those guys good luck getting your money from these guys. These guys just go, oh, I'll see you later. Yeah, sorry it happened, man. Sorry. You also have a 16 year old running that thing for safety. Yeah, that's like.

Fuck him. What'd she get, Jen? She just wanted to do this one, then. Yeah. So this is. Oh, this was gangster. Yeah, so you know in Seattle, they have kind of those bikini barista bars.

We got them here, too. Oh, I didn't know that. OC, I buy you. Oh, okay. That's good Ours are better though. Yeah. Yeah, the Asian the Vietnamese coffee shops Okay, not ours, but you know, they got boom-boom rooms Apparently this repeat customer comes by gets the same order every day and always complains about how much it costs and then got up And threw the drink at the barista But you ain't mess around with a woke Starbucks barista.

Watch what? Watch this. Look, he throws it on her. She said, oh, cool. Cool, dude. Bam. The customer's windshield shatters. Aftermath of what Emma says was a 15 minute heated exchange with a regular customer over the price of a coffee and water.

You don't get to name your own price. But it's what the customer said she took personally. Nobody's gonna miss it. It was a threat. It's okay. He said nobody's gonna miss you. And she took that as a threat, obviously. Fuck yeah. That guy's a piece of shit. He looks like a piece of shit too, doesn't he?

Look at the way he's dressed. I'm sorry bitch, are you a painter or not? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Hey, you're wrong in France. Why aren't you painting something? You fucking donut. Did she get in trouble or no? From what I read, no.

No, that guy's- Everyone, she was just on KTLA this morning. That's all I was like, oh and they're like good for her I'm like, oh well, it's also Portland. So definitely getting didn't get in trouble I think it's great that she fucking broke his I mean that's a bitch cuz he kept driving We're not gonna no one's gonna miss you. Like you're almost saying like you're gonna Yeah, but no one's gonna miss you cuz you're in fired from your job. I was she always like this. Oh, she was oh wow gangster No, that guy's a fucking that's a threat. Yeah, it's also the middle of summer

He's wearing a cardigan and a backwards fucking he needs to get his ass fucking kicked Well, she might have done it. Yeah good for her. I Like that. She didn't get in trouble me too. I like that. She broke his windshield. Yeah, he did assault her first Right. Yeah. Yeah windshield. He did assault her first, right? Yeah. Yeah. What a big man you are too. Also he goes there all the time and you're upset about the prices. He's not well. Something's up with him. He's speaking of prices yesterday at the, they have the Snack Jax. My favorite thing about these

baseball fields, they have little Snack Jax. They make fire ass hot dogs, burgers, but they have all sorts of snacks for the kids. I was starving. I was fasting all day. I didn't eat anything like one or two. I just got a diet coke and some beef jerky. I said, how much for beef jerky? He said, $6. I went, God damn, $6? And even the little girl working was like, $6?

He went, $6 for beef jerky? And he goes, hey, inflation, fucking inflation. I went, I get it. $6 is a little pack of beef jerky. Oh yeah. Well, I'm in airports all the time, so. Oh, different price. You're spending 18 dollars on that.

Oh yeah. At least, yeah, 14 for a bag of. I got the worst breakfast sandwich today. The worst, but I was hungry. I had to get on my plane. And it pre-made eggs and all that. Out of Nashville? Yeah, just shit.

Airport's usually pretty good. It was shit, 18 dollars. I was like, what? I had to get you Nashville. Yeah, just shit. What's usually pretty good shit $18. I was like what? Let it get you Fucking yeah, that it chin once more on more. Do you guys see this with a bar stool Dave Portnoy? I Saw Will's I saw Will's Response and it was pretty savagely. It was pretty rough And I was just wondering what this will your spots the saying

He's gonna shit down his neck or something. Yeah, something like that. He was like, I'll smile He said well don't will is fucking it's great guy. I love him, but don't fuck with him You know, he's well, I think Brendan, you know a little bit more about it, right about like the beer Olympics and what's trying To be done here. Yeah Let me I haven't seen all this what's the top one is the word starts? I haven't played this so they were good. So they do the bear Olympics every year They have all celebrities and they do a beer chugging like contest and like Olympic style And I think they wanted like a big production on it. I think that's where the the conflict is Dave's like We don't have a show here

You're saying we came to you about doing the beer Olympics? Resources got moved to the beer Olympics, not because I set there and requested everybody to move everything around the beer games. We painted the vision and the sales. You came, the one who was shaking his head, Whitney, you know what? You came to our production, to Rob, and said, we want you to produce and cover the beer games. You said that. Right, but not in the sense of everything moving around.

It's not like we knew that- Well, how the fuck are we gonna do it? We don't have 9,000 things. We can't throw multiple big events at the same time, you moron. You came and said, we can't move our event We want you to put all your production behind it, which we did For you that is that all the people that you fucking that picture for no, it isn't what's wrong What parts fall to that?

Saying that hey, we want to do this massive event and then be like with this is the exact team We want we said we want an a-level production team if Rob can do it That would be sick because of surviving the way that rolled out we wanted a series But again, just like last year we hired contractors like no no you Painted a picture of what it was going to be that it wasn't Everyone dropped and we had our A-Team ready to go. And here's why I pulled it, because I don't need our A-Team production more

on spending a month, two months, like it takes editing Surviving Barstool to edit Dana Beers chugging a fucking beer. And you wouldn't cancel it. And I was gonna waste our company's resources for two fucking months to watch you and Dana Beers drink a beer. I told you to move it, I told you to cancel it, you wouldn't.

So I said resources out, so you do it yourself and then you can put your own guy and you can get Dana Beers in 16 different camera angles. That's why we pulled it, because I don't want our team spending a month post-production on a bar stool picnic She's pretty he's pretty young he's passionate, um, he's passionate. Aggressive. Passionate. Dave, you didn't call me. Yeah. When Will and Taylor kicked us out of beer Olympics, they called us before.

Wait, actually, no, they didn't. Hmm. And is this the same one? No, it's a different one. Let's see. Well, let's see. I think I feel like I wrote it. It's probably more.

I scrolled down. Right, Dan. Then you didn't call me. You. I think Will's. Who cares? I think Will's biggest gripe is that you didn't call me. You will. Who cares? I think your biggest gripe is that you didn't call Dave like when when willing. They called us before.

Yeah, no, they didn't. No, they didn't. No, they didn't. I forgot. They just took us out with a video. Oh, time out. Well, time out. Wait.

No, they didn't. What was he saying there? I don't know all the bad drama. Dave's calling people morons. You can't do that to Will. I mean, he can, but yeah. I don't know, man. 11 seconds on this one.

You're not a leader, you're a pizza boy with a loud mouth. I've spent a lot of money, and I'd flunk the shit out of you if I didn't get charged for elderly abuse. Oh, shit. Oh shit. Come on. Yes. Yes.

That's a good come back. You're not a leader, you're a pizza boy with a loud mouth and a lot of money and I'd like to get in charge. You're not a leader, you're a pizza boy. It's a good come back. It's a good come back. Yeah, and he is the best. It's all good.

But they're still with Bars and Sports, right? So. They have a contract with them, yeah. Yeah mean you know business side he's probably like there's there's no content there there's no show of you guys chugging bears you know it's like hey man my lol my lol San Antonio dates are not weird cuz your website they're always so on it dude I gotta get on all the years have been together it's always like crazy on point man crazy LOL comedy club Antonio San Antonio my face man. They had Hotel Emma. Yeah. Yeah, baby. What are the dates?

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