The Fighter & The Kid - Chris D’Elia Calls In & Dana White Gets Pressed | TFATK Ep. 1189

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

The Fighter and The Kid gets taken over by the No Leg Days crew as Nick Simmons and Nick Callas hold it down without Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub for most of the episode. The guys talk Chris D’Elia calling into the show, Dana White’s appearance on The Breakfast Club, the UFC’s political reputation, Pete Davidson’s roast joke backlash, viral bike lane drama, McDonald’s fries controversy, internet hate comments, stand-up comedy, and why social media followers don’t always turn into real fans.They also get into Sean Strickland’s underdog story, Joe Rogan’s many careers, Matt Armstrong’s massive YouTube audience, the weird world of online criticism, Bryan Callen’s work ethic, No Leg Days with Phil Heath, and why comedians are usually more sensitive than people think.It’s a full No Leg Days takeover with call-ins, comedy debates, internet drama, and plenty of TFATK chaos.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkQuince - Refresh your wardrobe with Quince. Go to http://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's http://quince.com/fighterZocdoc - Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to http://zocdoc.com/fighter to find and instantly book a doctor you love today.O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. What's up, fellas? What's up, dude? It's the no-leg day takeover. We're taking over. Brian Callan is not here today. Brian Callan passed away. He's in Turkey getting...

His hair done finally. His hair done. God, I wish. Actually, I wasn't supposed to say this. He finally got a role. He's been trying to break back into the acting world. and he actually got a role as a crisis actor for the Hansa virus.

So he's headed up there. Imagine being on that boat and there's just one guy like, ah, ah! And you're like Brian Callan. He's like, no, my name's Steve. And I got it. Run away.

He's in the power pose? The Honda virus. The hantavirus. Yeah, did Brian do a bit? He's like, I just wish we were treated like human beings. You know, I have a friend who's a billionaire. And he's sending his chopper right now to pick us up if it wasn't for him.

But he has a full toupee. It's like a little fonsie hairpiece. It's me, Steve. I hope we get off this boat. Hey, I'm in Fort Wayne Indiana next week. Oh, buddy, you fucked us because now they know you're getting off the boat next week because you're promoting your dates. You know what the crazy thing about living in Texas is? We're hearing nothing about this year.

It's not real. And my friends in the In my, I mean, it's not real. It's a real thing. It's not, though. It's not like even the CDC or whatever the fuck it's called came out and was like, yeah, it's not contained. Like there's no contagion level. No.

So like the news is running with it because there's a bunch of posies out there like, here's COVID three or what the fuck we're doing. But there's literally it came out like, no, it's not like there's no chance that that hits the mainland and we all get sick. Well, from what I heard, you have to actually spend so much quality time with someone. actually get it. Like, you'd have to be, like, cuddling and making out. Like, it'd have to... So you have to be in love to get it? So,

I mean, if you get it, you have to lie about how you got it, for sure. Yeah. And my friends in New York had been hitting me up. Like, one of me and Nick's mutual friend sent me up, and he goes, dude, I needed to call someone from Texas because, like, right now I'm like, everyone here is freaking the fuck out

because they let patient zero out in New York. Oh, my God. And I'm like... Culturally, like, we're over pandemics. Like, it could be the actual bubonic plague. Oh, if there's a real one, we're like, because we would be like, we need five years off plagues, we're not doing it right now.

Oh, more than that, man. Imagine, that's my conspiracy that they did what they did before because it pissed people off and they're like, I'm not doing the shit again. Right. Then they let out one that actually is real one. And we're just so over it that we actually get fucked up with. Yeah. Imagine if they just shot a missile

at the cruise ship. Right? They just blew it up and they were like, whoa, you said it was a big deal. That's what Tim Dillon was helping for. Was there? Yeah. And also, let me ask you a question. The beginning of the last pandemic, it was kind of sick if you worked a regular job. Yeah.

Or being a comedian and it was the best time of my life. Oh, it was a comedian? Yeah, dude. Not in L.A. No, I mean, I did basically one show for a year, but I did other stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It was great.

But everybody blew up off that. So that's the one thing. It's like every comic that you see that's blown up right now blew up during COVID off just post- content. Yeah. Like, you know, we know John Marcos Erezzi. Like, now he's like a household name, but he just started off just making face-to-camera content.

I feel like Schultz he got big then, too, because where he started doing the turn-your-phone thing during that, too? Uh-huh. Also, I think that's when, like, Joe kind of became even bigger, right? Because he was the only person talking out about it. Yeah. Right? Like, if you talked out about it.

And CNN went for him. Like, it really built his profile. God, they fucked up. You said it. They fucked up so bad. I mean, they lost the trust of everybody. Everyone. Yeah.

Everyone. Like, now they're not even main. Like, people just, I don't know if anybody who actually watches. My dad watches Fox News and that's the only person now. But when like, when we're older, like, dude, the trust in the government's done so. Oh, it's gone. But even like with anything in general, like I was showing, I think it was on, oh, I was talking about with Rogan yesterday. My episode with him was out today.

I was like, yeah, man. Do you see one and four Americans think that the assassination, attempts on Trump are fake. He's like, what? I'm like, yeah, look it up, dude. It's like one in four people like, I don't think so. And it's, you know what's crazy about it is it's not even a super convicted belief. They're just like, yeah, that's probably fake. Anyways, what are you guys doing? You know what? No one gives a shit to even give a shit.

Because it meant, dude, if it was JFK, people were like up in arms about that. They were like, they killed the problem. We got to do something. Now, people are like, I almost got them. Yeah. Even, even back then. Yeah. Yeah. Super common. Yeah. It's almost like we have rain today and also Trump just got shot in the ear. again. It's almost like a regular thing. You just keep it moving. But the new cycle's so crazy. It's like even with comedy, like dropping a special ain't special anymore. Like you trend for maybe a day on Netflix. And it depends on

who you are. Strange thing cartoon. Like, you know, it's like you're, there's almost no point in doing it anymore. There's no attention span. It's because the democratization of content. Like you can watch a brand new movie made by an amazing director or you can can watch like three YouTube videos in a row made by some kid. Yeah. Like there's just, there's no unified place, whether it's news or entertainment,

to get your stuff. That's not good. No, I remember back in the, that's one thing I missed so much about like back in the day is like, used to go to school and be like, yo, did you see this? And now if you don't have this streamer or this thing.

You don't know who's a loser. But everything's like niche. Everybody's watching different shit. Yeah, everything's niche though. Like hopefully you and your boys are in the same thing so you can talk about the next day. But if, I mean, if you're not, they're like, what the fuck you're talking about?

Yeah, dude. Like, I remember back in the day, like, everyone knew what the show was. I have no, you have to, like, tell people what the show is. They're also like, I'm watching a video of people melting trucks at nighttime. But even, like, TV shows. Like, have you seen from people? Like, what the fuck is that? I'm like, oh, that's a big show.

Yeah, I tell you about the boys and you've never seen the boys. Never seen the boys. I've heard of it, though. But even yesterday, let me send this to you in this. Dude, I know people that have an Emmy for a show. show I've never heard of. I have friends with Emmys. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's people that are doing things that are a big, and there's also people who have Emmys and Oscars that I don't know who they are. I also lie and say that I watch their shows. You could also lie and say you have an Emmy

and no one, yeah. That's true. No one really gives a fuck. I'll start doing that. You know, like, you know, in the comedy, like they bring up like, you've seen them on CBS. This next comedian, Emmy Award winning stand of comedian. Oh, yeah. People believe it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. If I'm far enough from New York, I'll be like, yeah, my credits are goodwill hunting. Yeah. I was an extra in Titanic, not a big deal. And people like, that makes sense.

But yeah, even like yesterday, Tiger was playing with, had a play date with his buddy. When I picked him up and his dad's kind of a car guy. And he's like, oh, do you know Matt Armstrong? And I'm like, and I'm a car guy. And I'm like, no. And he's like, you've never heard of Matt Armstrong? I'm like, no, dude.

And he was breaking down for me. Buddy, this dude, and last night I went down a rabbit hole. This dude is so awesome. Look, 9.3 million views. Nine days ago, eight. This guy before in my life. And he got more views than most TV shows on Netflix.

Buddy, so what this guy does is him and his dad basically will buy like salvage, like fucked up cars and they will fix it themselves. That's sick. That's kind of badass. But it's badass because like if you have a Bugatti, like you're cooked, dude. Like it's impossible to get the parts or everything. They figure it out. They go, well, actually, that's.

That's a, whatever, that's a trans case from a V8 fucking Audi. Like they figure it all out. And because if you go to Bugatti, they'd be like, no, you can't work on these unless you send it to us. And it's, you know, hundreds of thousand dollars. This dude's like, nah, I'll buy one. And me and my dad have figured it out. And he's massive. But the point is, is like, he's so big, dude.

He's, I mean, he's bigger than 99% of the TV shows on TV. Right. He has his audience, but it's like, unless you're in that world, right. And even I'm kind of in his world. I fucking love cars. I know a shit ton about the car channels and YouTube. Dude, I just got privy to him.

Yeah. And you like, you're like, dude, and his content's so good, dude. That happens to us where we have this guy who's been like, he knows, he knew a couple guests that he's like, oh, would you want this guy? Would you want this guy? And some of them have like millions of views. And I'm like, I have no idea who the fuck that is. Oh, dude, happens to me all the time.

I have no fucking idea. But what's weird is like, like we hit up all time, right? When people offer us guests and they'll be like, they have 10 million followers on Instagram. Like, I know. But that doesn't mean you're going to get a million views on your podcast. Like it doesn't translate. Like if they're in that world where they're known as an Instagram person or a influencer on

that, it doesn't translate to podcasting ever. It also doesn't translate unless you're big on that app. Yeah. Like I know people. I'm not going to call them up my name. have like multiple million followers on social media and sell 200 tickets. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's like, because that doesn't mean ticket sales. Yeah, especially if you're not known for doing stand-up. Because a video of you doing stand-up is an advertisement for you doing stand-up. But if you do like funny bagel review videos, then no one's coming to see you perform. No.

No. No. And we know so many people that have hundreds of thousands of followers that could get maybe 17 people in the day. Don't talk about Brian. Like that. That's fucking out, dude. It's literally one of our best friends.

I know, man. I know, man. I know, man. I know. Because he sold 22 tickets in Hawaii. You even alone, dude, just because there was a pig at the show. Yeah. Just because there's one giant family at the show and it filled up the room.

No, yeah, they all, they're like, we hate to be shitty. But you owe us money. Can you imagine how hard he got when he saw actual Samoans? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. He's like, I've been waiting for you. I've been talking about you at every show in the Midwest that I do. Can I see your.

Can I see your hands? Yeah. God, the calves. Yeah, it's all weird. But Rogan was making this point because I was talking about how Hamzot, he's not active enough. So he needs to take a page out of Armis Rukin's book and do RIF, which they announced him and Dylan Danis, I think, yesterday. Stay active. Get the fans more engaged.

I'm like, you got to do it because Armand's one of the biggest stars. And Rogan's like, he's bigger, but you're confusing, like, streaming views, that actual, actual fans. He's like there's a big difference. So he might, you know, and there's clippers of him and all that shit. So he's like, so say he has all these clippers, he's doing all this thing. He's constantly on our face of social media. That doesn't mean that same audience is going to tune in when he fights Ilya Taboria. He's like, there's a big difference. Yeah. You know who has a huge audience? Volcanowski's cooking TV show. Yeah. And it's all women who don't give a fine. No. I don't go fuck. I mean, they know his recipes, but they're not

buying a pay-per-view to see him fight. I was talking to somebody, uh, in New York, this was a couple years ago, Action Bronson came into the podcast studio. And somebody goes, somebody goes, oh, that's the guy from the cooking show. I was like, he's a rapper. And they're like, he makes music?

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That's Q-U-I-N-C-E dot com slash fighter for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash fighter. Well, it depends what people know you for. Like all about people with Rogan, they're like, that's the, what do I know him from? Oh, Fear Factor. I'm like, what? Fear Factor from 20 years ago, but that's how they got, that's how they got introduced to him. Like, oh, that's the Fear Factor, guys. Like, sure, yes. We're the biggest podcaster on the planet in the face of the UFC.

We're almost president. You know him from that? Yeah. Or the guy that texts the president to get shit done. The guy who blew up the UFC. Yeah. The most famous commentator. But again, if they're not fight fans, they have no clue. crazy and like sick about Rogan is that he's like legit individual famous for four things. Yeah. Like there's different people that could come up to him on the street each for a completely different thing and like maybe not even know about the other shit. Yeah, but all like my episodes of ridiculousness were on Netflix, like whatever, four weeks ago.

And my son had a travel ball game. We're in the middle of fucking dripping spring or summer. And these kids are like, man, can we get a picture? Like the whole team. I'm like, okay, take it easy. One out of time here. Yeah, I'm like, man. I'm like, so who's your favorite fighter?

Like, what? I'm like, are you excited for the, it's like a shitty fight night? I'm like, you're excited for the fight night this weekend? Like, no, man, we saw it on ridiculousness. I'm like, oh, shit, you only know me from ridiculousness? Like, yeah. Okay. It's one of the most common things I get.

We know you from the kick in the balls video on roller skating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's honestly probably the big, that is one of the biggest shows out there. Like, the fact that's like background noise. It was. So many people's houses that I've been to. It was the live. line for MTV. It's all they had for years is all their programming. Are you boys at Rob?

Super close with Rob. He's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's the man. The most disciplined person. He makes Rogan look like fucking Lizzo. He's before the Ozzy. Oh yeah. He's so disciplined where it's scary. Yeah. Oh, buddy. About OCD. Like his entire day is planned out to the 10th degree. It'd be like 10 minutes, conversation with my dad. And it's, It's all of it's scheduled. Damn. It'd be like 45 minutes, play with the kids, have fun. 30 minutes, lunch.

45 minutes, talk to wife. Two hours, whatever, this business, this business. Do, boom. Every day, Monday through Sunday to the minute is planned out. Damn. I don't think I could do that. Oh, he showed me his schedule. I'm like, dude, that's so stressful.

Really? Yeah, he's scheduled loving his kids. But also just get in there and do it, you know, and give him more time. Dude, I have to bring up something. I got poo-poohed on the podcast for saying that Elliot Page is going to be in the Christopher Nolan movie, and it has been officially announced. It's official. He is in the movie.

He's going to be playing. Are you sure? Did you get bamboozled on TikTok? No, we just don't know the role yet. I'll tell you what. It's not Achilles. If you say Achilles heel. Just the heel.

Just a little face on the heel. What are you doing? Achilles. I just don't know who he can play in a movie in the Odyssey. I mean, dude, my whole problem with this thing is that like, representation matters, but do we need to represent people who are not those people? Because here's a movie about Greek people and nobody's up in arms about Matt Damon. 100% Greek.

And I don't care. I don't say that. But I care that everybody cares about every. other little casting issue. And then when it comes to like, they made a show on Netflix about Zeus. And Zeus is played by Jeff Goldblum. So like,

what are we doing? And also, because it doesn't fit the narrative. It's like my same thing with Sean Strickland is, I keep ringing this bell. It's like if he was a poor black kid or if he was from Iran or war, war-torn country,

Dagestan, Chechnya, everyone, like, God, what a, what an underdog story. A Cinderella story. Oh my God, this is so significant and he represents all of us. It's like, you know, there's more poor white kids in America than any other, right? Yeah.

And they have no voice at all. Well, it's all. John Strickland's one of them comes from domestic, was fondled as a kid from the horrible childhood against all odds, got involved with gangs like white supremacy. Like this kid was so fucked. And he became a multi-time world champion. Yeah. Through legit hard work.

And everyone's like, oh, yeah, but he said, you know, he fucks goats. It's like, no, no, I get all that. You, that guy is so important, dude. Right. Because, again, wasn't born with any special crazy athletic ability. It's literally just sure will and doesn't stop to. We all can relate to that. I don't give a fuck what race creed.

Everyone, hey man, if you just have a dream and work your fucking tail off, and you're crazy enough to do it and go pretty far. That's Sean Strickland. But because he doesn't fit the mold or check this box or, you know, he's not sticking up for trans or this or he says some foul shit, everyone's like, I fuck that guy. But it's also, it puts zero faith in the audience. It's like if he says something about trans people,

if he says something about women, if he says something about Jews, whatever, it's like, okay. So don't support those narratives. Just put your vote where you want to put your vote. But it's like he should be able to have a brain and think and say the things that he wants to say. It's like, but he also, he belongs to this one group of people that it actually is one of the few groups of people that you're openly allowed to just make fun of. Even though they're at the bottom of the totem pole, you could like do the redneck accent.

You could do the trailer trash. You call them stupid. You call them redneck. It's a costume at Spirit Halloween. Yeah. Sean Strickland's childhood. You can't do a kid from the projects at Spirit Hall. But also, I don't get it.

Why is somebody into Sean Strickland? oh because he's a blue collar world champion and we i can't tell you the last time we've had one also across the board in sports across the fucking board against all odds is sean strickland maybe don't like him but you he's doing more with less than so many other people right and no one no one brings it up yeah oh but why is he why is he so like when you meet like we've had sean on the show he's very prickly. He's very tough when you first meet him to get along with. Why is he like that?

I don't know, maybe because he was hit as a child, maybe has trust issues. Maybe he grew up with a grandfather who put neo-Nazi ideas in his head. Maybe he's been fucked over his whole life. But once he warms up, he's awesome. But if you judge him just based off that

or at a press conference, yeah, man, I get it. But you've got to give someone the benefit. Why is he like this? Well, let's look into his history. if you just take a second, educate yourself like, oh, that makes sense. That makes sense.

Well, I also get frustrated when people want someone whose job, like, this is a guy who's getting paid to beat the shit out of someone or get the shit kicked out of him. And you want that guy to have the most, like, perfect PC beliefs? It's like, how much can you ask of somebody? Like, go in there, kick the shit out of him. Also, we're going to need you to support transit. Like, leave alone. Yeah.

Yeah, when they're like, oh, John Joan did this wild thing, I'm like, oh oh did the guy who's the best ever do it who's fighting in his underwear in a steel cage and that's what he makes a living did he do something outside the box right right oh he's a shitty person it's like yeah man yeah yeah you know too that john jones is the best fighter of all time yes you don't think do you think in the roman coliseum after they just killed a tiger with a sword he also said to beg also i do support julius caesar and everything that he said yeah it's like it's just how the sausage is me, dude. It's like someone who is a, it's a different,

it's a different type of person. It's same type, like, just like people who join the military are not going to be, you don't want them to be politically correct. You want them to just be like a soul, you want them to just be a killing machine. Yeah, I mean, dude, if it was between like watching the UFC the way it is now

or a fight where like right before they strap on their gloves, they're like, and your pronouns? What are your pro? Okay, I got it. Oh my God. Anyways. Have you ever seen the videos of the inclusive MMA gyms? and the inclusive boxing gyms.

Chin, can you find that? Where it's like trans-friendly MMA? Because it's not even about being unfriendly. It's just like, be realistic about what you're expecting to see and hear

from people with this life experience. Oh, it's one in Austin. Now, there was a video of one where I saw it and it was the set ends. You could support, I don't give a fuck. If I'm training,

the last thing I want to know is what your opinions are. Dude, Abby Robbersh is a great joke about it. where he's like, if I go to the mechanic, I don't want my mechanic to be a guy who goes to therapy. No. Fuck.

No. No. This is what happened is they decide. They decide to start, fucking kill me. Dude, they decided to, uh,

they're all, to kill me. Um, well, what are you talking about, dude? Nobody can fight in there. What are you saying?

Nobody can fight in there. Nobody can fight in there. Nobody can fight. That's literally all killers. Could you imagine when they try and apply this on the street? I can't. Dude, they're in a single file line. And they're a bunching like this.

They look like kids going to art class. Yeah, it's just not for everybody. Is that Matton Evan in the back? But when people are like, oh, UFC's so right wing, part of the issue is, is there was this whole movement to suppress, you know, kind of the alpha male. And the people, your favorite athletes, NBA is a little different because they're all woke fucking idiots,

but in NHL, MLB, NFL, NFL, especially, and then especially UFC, anybody who is kind of that tougher individual is going to lean more to the right. But you never, it never became an issue. Like no one really gave a fuck, it wasn't a big deal. And then when you force them to, hey, man, you guys need to speak out about gays and we got to you know all this other bullshit and uh dii or whatever the fuck hires and all that stuff and then you attack them well you're attacking legit

warriors and then they're like oh oh well fuck it oh we're the enemy watch this so then the ufc's always been on the right then obviously you know you start picking on them and then when those alpha males start speaking you're like well i don't agree with that's like buddy you would have never agreed with them no but now right because the current climate you guys want to attack everybody. Well, now you're dealing with fighters. Whether it's football, NHL, baseball, they're legit some of the toughest people in the world.

So now they're going to voice their opinion. That's what it is. So when they're like, oh, it's so on the right, it's like, it's always been that way. But now you force them into a corner and they got to fucking speak out. So what you're saying, I do feel like MMA and so many things,

we antagonize people's political views out of people. Where in the past, like, do you remember back in the day, like you'd go to a party? if someone was talking about politics, you'd like, who the fuck, why? You're like, what a nerd. This guy sucks. Now it's all in a guy.

Now you have to know. There's a conflation with morality now. It used to be issue to issue is politics. But now it's a morality thing where it's like, if you have one belief, you're a bad person. Yep. And if you can tell somebody you're a bad person, you're a good person,

and then you can make more lines. It's just, the dumbest place to do it in the world is the UFC. We're here to watch people beat the shit out of each other. Why does it matter what he thinks about gay, right? Like it's fucking stupid. But another thing, too, it's just so happens as well. The president of the UFC, Dana White, before he became president, is very close with Trump. So like, oh, he's supported UFC before it was.

Buddy. When they were selling seven tickets, Trump was still like perform in my casino. Yeah, he was helping him out. So there's that relationship there. Listen, if Biden was close with Trump, he would be there. If Biden was close with Dana, he'd be there. So just so happens, one of his best friends became president of United States. like oh it's conflict of interest like no no it's also all predicated on the idea that anything on the

right is automatically wrong it's like what he can he can be friends with the guy on the right yeah it's so don't it's even right like comedy as well like where people like oh this is right wing comedy this is this and like why is right wing comedy can i have to just say one thing like me and you when me and you first started comedy central was the thing and all they would do is be like I remember times where like managers would say like like we're only looking we're not looking for straight white male comics we're not looking for this so then you paint us into a fucking corner even though I wasn't even political at all but like yeah we're not looking for that and then you push this you lost Comedy Central stop being a thing so of course other things that people

want to see become the mainstream of comedy and then those people who are complaining about it today will say things like oh the right wing took over it's like yeah because you pushed shitty comedians. They had nowhere else to go. Based on just what they were instead of their comedy for so long, that now people who void, they got so sick of this safe humor because it has to be this to be on this channel. Right. That when someone speaks against the grain, now people are like, oh, this is comedy again. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's also, to your point, like a complete misappropriation of labels. Because, like, Chene, if you pull up, like, just a picture of, like, like, Google, like, top comedians, we could look at the picture and then say what we think people,

think the political opinion of that person is, but then when we think about it, you probably won't be able to think of one actual political joke that that comic has. Right? Like, okay, Matt Rife, would you put him on the right of the left? I don't know. Kind of nowhere, right? I don't know what sexy is. Um, I'm just kidding. I love Matt Wright. He's gorgeous. And I went, that's not a real guy. Dude, no one time. He looks like a legit A-lister. He's, he looks like. And do you know him at all? I've always, I met him for a second at the mothership. And he had the most angular face. Dude, I knew him.

It was just a gorgeous person. We knew him when he was in shit. And I remember Kate Beckinsale was at the comedy store. I'm like, who? She's so pretty in person. Yeah. And I'm like, who the fuck is with her? And then he was like, I don't know, 19 at the time.

Yeah. Who's three? Yeah. I've never seen a more angular face in my life. No, he's just a good looking kid who happens to be really talented. Mm-hmm. But, but here, go back to change to that list. But yeah, we go to that list.

Yeah, none of those. I mean, so you could say like, oh, Bill Burr's like on the left, like John Mullaney's on the left, Kevin Hart is on the left, Sebastian's on the right.

But like, that's just a feeling. You don't know what their political opinions are. So my point is that like, when they label somebody as like a right winger, most of the time, it's not even true, dude. No.

No, because they list Rogan as a right wing. Right. Way off. But wasn't Rogan like a Bernie bro? Yeah. The whole fucking thing. Yeah.

Like a socialist? Big time. Like I bet people would say Nate Bargatsy is like a right winger just because he has like a very southern fan base. I mean, he's like the biggest comic in the world right now. But like people because of his accent would be like he's on the right. You don't know that. You don't know what he thinks.

Well, people thought Bill Burr wasn't the right for the longest time until recently. Yeah. He's obviously on the left. But he's also, he's been taking so much. Now that's the bad. I've never seen him take else. I feel like he's taking some else. He's taking huge else.

And I love, I adore Billber. I think he's one of the very best to it. He stuck up for me when nobody else did. I adore Billber. You know what, know what I love about stand-up? And if you're an actual stand-up fan. Damn, why did you type in Nate Bargetzzi, ethnicity?

I know he has a crazy, no, no, white. No, he's not. As it brings up, Nate Bargazzy is white, American, and then the rest of it goes, did you really have to guess this one?

Ooh, do me next. What was I saying about Bill? Swiss roots. It's almost a, yeah, you wish Bill would just stay out of it. yeah it's also that's the problem and this is something we've talked about like if you talk enough on podcasts for so many years yeah you're gonna say things and also people don't ever give people the chance to change their opinions they're back well you said this 15 years ago right oh heaven

for but i should be open mind they can switch my opinion oh my god like dude if it's like there's no AC in the apartment and i'm fucking hot i'm like kill them all you know what you know like i'm now i'm right away it's all situational that's also like they say like oh shit this is greek American. All right, let's go. Points on the board. You know it sucks when you search my name? And this has also been such a nightmare. Gene Simmons' son also has the same name as me.

And I don't want them to change the fact that if you look up comedian Nick Simmons, a lot of the time it'll say I'm six foot eight. So I'm like, leave that. It's worth it. But me and him became friends on Instagram and we talk all the time. And I still get the craziest DMs from old Kiss fans all the time. Like on a regular basis, I'll just get it. weird message from a guy in face paint going, I love your dad.

I'll tell you what, dude. If you don't start wearing kiss face paint on stage, you're using money on the table. That's, that actually looks like you. You think so? He's a big fucking dude. Yeah, six foot seven. There's only a foot distance between us. But on a regular basis I get, I love your dad, which at the beginning was startling,

because my dad's the corrections officer. So I'm like, what the fuck are you doing in prison? No. Smoke show. Really? Yeah. I mean, not in that picture. I don't know if she's smiling like a toddler, but she didn't pick the worst picture of all times.

I think she looks hot there. We got a little off track with the, I will say this, with the race thing. Like they have two black people playing Greeks in that ends. I do think what it boils down to, because Matt Damon is also in this and not getting any shit. I think we need to, I think the thing we have to do is stop letting Matt Damon play every. Dude, it really is that because it's not even about skin color. Like, there's black people everywhere. The issue is Matt Damon is Matt Damon.

So when you say he's someone else, I'm like, dude, you can't, like he's counterintuitive to the idea of a film. Because you watch it. Bro, what was that movie The Martian where when he, or no, maybe he was Interstate, whatever movie, space movie, they opened up the casket and there's an astronaut in there. And it's Matt Damon. I think it was Interstellar. I was in the theater. And I went, oh, it's Matt Damon. And it got a huge laugh in the theater because it was just so absurd to see a famous guy.

I think he's, I don't know what his IMDB is, but he's played multiple races, hasn't he? He just plays, like, he's always the white guy. White guy in the place. Like, yo, until like in 1974, there wasn't a white person on the Great Wall of China. I mean, while the movie stars Matt Damon fighting a fucking Mongolian. That could be our point. We go, okay, we'll let Matt Damon. and stop being everything.

That's it. What's like Tom Cruise and was it the Samurai? The best part about that dude is that he's wearing the samurai hair. Yeah, you don't need that. He still goes in. All right, dudes, I got to take off. All right.

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I'll Instagram. Dude, no leg days. is this if we're lifting with one of the people in the world that's the best at it ever so it's a good time dude it's i have so much fun doing it this episode this phil heath what is seven time mr olympia seven times yeah this is our favorite one that we've done so far it's also fun because these guys are someone that like they're never known for being funny and they never go at their personalities actually shine yeah and i think being around comics, it's actually been able to let them kind of, uh, let their hair down and be

the side of them that they want to be instead of just being this like robotic and this is a curl. This is right. And like you do, you will, I will promise, like it's changed my workout working out with these people. Yeah. I promise you will actually, it's not just funny. You're actually going to learn some stuff from it too. Yeah. It's informational for sure because, I mean, look, you put a camera on any of these guys for 10 minutes.

You're going to get like two or three little things that'll change your workouts. But then it's also just kind of us like talking about the shit. like in making jokes. Yeah. And we knew that, because we're also Dragon Ball's E-heads and we knew Phil was.

So we definitely made some of this episode about it. Right? Yeah. We got to work on that base form. Got to work on the base form.

And then by the end of the workout, I think you might be able to hit Super Sane too. Nice and black dude, good credit. Never been to jail. No deal.

No deal. No party. So I just like... It was fun seeing him like this. Yeah. Man, black man with cats, that's rare, man. That's why people think I'm half. No.

See? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. That question kind of calling him off guard a little bit. It's off camera, too. You become an actual super sane. Yeah, so basically the show is...

All right. Now, you guys aren't super saints, yeah. work on that base. And one of the strongest people of all time lift 400 pounds and I feel pretty good about kind of getting 200 pounds while we talk about cartoons. You put up

impressive numbers though. Don't cut yourself short. For a regular guy. I don't remember the statistic but you could actually see what percentage of people actually can lift 225. Yeah, if you can lift 225, you're stronger than 99% of people who've like, you know, never

gone to the gym. 100%. So Brendan's gone. So Brendan's gone. And we officially took over. So now for all the people... If you're still watching, we've actually never gotten an actual introduction on the show. People think we're Brian's nephews.

I've seen, like, there's the hate videos, and they're like, and whoever that guy is. One of one says a... And weirdo guy. Which like, yeah, all right. That's fair. That's fair. Guy with small shoes. That's me.

You know what's crazy? During the show, I've read some of the comments, I never thought doing a podcast with the MMA fighter, my feet would be with them by so many men. I love that they said small, not small feet. They were like, his shoes are small. His feet could be huge in there. They could be fucking huge. They're crammed.

The guy's poor thos are cramped. Yeah, because Brian just brought us both on his openers, which I haven't opened for Ryan. Not even, dude. He just started a conversation. That's very Brian. He was just like, I was in Milan and we're like, Hey, there was a point where they just thought I was like, the owner of Reddit. And he just bought his way onto the show, which is crazy.

Because there usually is an empty chair here, but it's for Brian to sit in and watch. All right, wait, so who are you? So, for the record, I'm a stand-up comedian from New York. And, I mean, we both were comedy-seller comics that would do shows with guys like... Still are, baby. Yeah. Whenever we go back to New York, we're still respected. yeah i'm nick callis i'm a stand-up comedian originally from new york we we live down here in

austin now um we both used to open for brian yeah we used to be regulars at the comedy so we we perform with guys like louis just be nice like us like we're good guys yeah we're you're asking a lot on this podcast i said we're good guys and you went i'm a good guy And like you, you screen tested for S&L? Yep. I mean, look, you guys can look us up individually. We've both done a lot of cool, awesome stuff. We're not just next to Brian.

I mean, that's the people ask me like, why, I get a lot of comments like, why are you on the show? And like, just because I'm like, and I'm sure Brian instead a bunch of times where it's like, you know, they've been like a married couple for 15 years. And it helps to fucking have someone Because if you're with someone for so long It's so hard to even like Dude the comments will be like They gotta break it up They gotta change it up

They gotta get a guest Nick Simmons goes on Who the fuck is that guy? You're not famous on YouTube I want someone famous from YouTube Right and also like I mean You're not some guy dude

No I mean I have a good career in stand up But I mean That's it's hard That's the fun thing for me is like whenever I come on here, it's like fighting an upward battle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But I actually, people might not, like the haters and stuff like that might not know this, but they're both Brendan and Brian are actually fun as fuck to hang out with outside. It's the bad. There are, dude, our, our group of friends, a small group of very close friends are the most fun. I was, I was saying this to somebody the other day. It's like, look at the people I hang out with. I have the most fun all the time. Our friends are the funniest people.

It's so great. Shout out to one of our people because people don't know of our group. We have a fucking, our group is actually pretty, you know, they're starting to get some shit. Yeah. If you guys don't know, Usama Sadiq, shout out.

Just took a second on the new show, Funny AF on Netflix, and that's one of our crew. The coolest thing about that for me was I was watching the Kevin Hart roast and there's just a shot of Usama going like, like laughing or whatever in the crowd. I'm so happy for it.

Because like, even though he didn't win, it, he's the winner because he's getting so much. He's getting everything now, you know? There is. Well deserved. Look at him. Look at him out there. He's longer hair now. Is that one of him putting on lipstick? What is that? Scroll up a little chin? What is that? What is that? What are you doing, bud? What fuck is that? We're not actually friends with us. Yeah, I actually don't know this guy. But yeah, uh, I've been coming in a bunch and there's people so confused. And, uh, yeah, I just wanted people to know what I am.

Yeah. No, dude, I feel you. Because one of the other things that like, whey, well, people on the internet. No, it's like real, dude. It's like you, first of all, from where we live, this is a 40 minute drive. So no matter how the conversation goes, if when you get home, the comments are like,

yeah, small feet, you're like, what the fuck, dude? I was in traffic. I'm also like, short. It'd be crazy if I had fucking 14 shoes. what do you want me to grow my feet? It's an insane request of the, dude, this is audio format. You don't even have to watch. But I do find it funny because people will just like not listen and just be like,

just shit on looks and stuff like that. I'm like, yeah, it's why I do stand up. You know what I mean? Like, I could be, if I was taller, I wouldn't ever have to be funny. This is why I had to become this. Right. This is why I'm making up. This is why I'm jacked.

It's because I'm making up for so many things. Well, dude, I don't know. I mean, I don't want to, like, put too much of a highlight on it because there are, like, a lot of cool people that are like, oh, I saw you on that. Because I did it, I did it one time, and I did, we played the song from that musical artist, Guelms DeLerno, who I think is really great up and coming. But, you know, then there are people who, like, get in the comments and they'll be like, this fucking sucked or whatever. And it's like, I don't, I wouldn't, personally, if I don't like something, if I don't like something, I go see a, we go see a flick and then we leave in, in the, in the parking lot on the way from the theater to the car, we'll make jokes about the movie. But to like go, the director needs to

know that I, Nick Callis, hated this is like insane to me. Yeah, I've actually never left a comment on a video, even if I don't like it. I don't, to me, I don't know what that is. Yeah, the most I've ever done is like I'll, I'll be watching like an anime video and then somebody, this is hilarious. I was watching a video about Naruto, and I see the top comment is a debate about if one character could beat another character, and I felt inclined to go, I don't think you're thinking about it. And then it was Nico White. This comedian Nico White was defending one of the characters. And it's like, I'll do that.

Like, that's my interest. But I'm not going to go like, the maker of this video is a piece of shit. He's got small feet. Like, it's crazy. Well, we're still talking about me here. We could talk other people. Well, you shouldn't have made that idea. Yeah.

I mean, what's crazy about this podcast is it started like an ecosystem. Yeah, let's get into it. Like, what's pretty crazy is like, Brendan actually puts food on people's tables. Could you imagine? I couldn't imagine what it must be like. Imagine creating a video. And then you have to explain to your friends

where your source of income comes from. Dude, there are kids that they have like, it's like parent, what is a career day for your dad? And you've got to go one kid's like, my dad's a firefighter. And then another kid comes in, he's like, my dad makes videos if Brendan says something dumb. And there's Daisy gets home and he's like,

Dad, I'm hungry. And he's like, Brendan hasn't said anything dumb. I don't know what to do. It's basically like the real, it's like real housewives for men. Dude, yes. It's, I just think like to even do the job,

you got to love the podcast. Dude, you couldn't pay me to listen to two or three hours of something I hate to then criticize. Yeah. In hopes that. other people who hate the same thing will enjoy watching me. What are you doing? Get a job.

I will give credit to people who show their face on the video. I mean, it's literally the least you could do. Otherwise, you're just thrown stones and hiding your hand. It's crazy. I just couldn't see something that I didn't like enough where I went, I have to weekly make a video. Because also, what's the game plan? You make them stop and now you can't make money?

No, well, that's the thing is that if you make videos about how the fighter and the kids suck, do you want one of two things there's only two things you could possibly want you want Brendan to give you a kiss on the lips or you want him to kill himself it's like what are you doing dude I don't I don't see the fun in that and it's like you know

we've been going on a long time about but like they are just trying to actually entertain you they're just trying to entertain that's the thing dude that's the thing don't if you went to a talent show and the kid who went up it was bad at magic you wouldn't be like see me in the parking lot faggin I make a video of the kid Check out this 14 year old

He went up there and did magic As you can see he barely knows how to do these fucking tricks That I would actually watch that channel If it's a grown man who would be from Australia Making hate videos about kids at talent shows He's like, this bitch can't even fucking sing at all You know maybe I see where they're coming from Yeah, I kind of get it now. I've been converted.

Pile on the hate. Oh, man. What's it called? Chin, do you have any of those questions? We're also going to be doing some segments here that, you know, sometimes Brian doesn't do. And sometimes Brian doesn't answer the fan questions. So, Brian, we're hijacking with fans to give them the advice that they truly want from you that you have not given them. And we'll give you the advice as Brian and then also as ourselves. Yeah.

So you want to read the first one? So, Brian. I'm a big fan of yours. So, all right, come on, you got to pull real questions. Here, what are we doing? So I really don't mean this question in any negative way. We'll see. But with all the videos and comments being made, can you speak on the narrative that you have lost interest in the podcast

from either missing the show or even this is ironic or comments made by Brennan about not being able to get you to do stuff? It seems like this is becoming an ongoing topic, so it would be nice for you to comment on it. Love you, wish you all the best. best. Okay, Brian. How do you feel about that?

I love the podcast. I want to do it every day till I die. Which I think, here's the thing, dude. I think that that's how Brian feels. Let me, let me say something. Like, honestly, about Brian, one of the hardest working and busiest people I've ever met, maybe the number one. He's literally always

working, developing an idea. Dude, I mean, in the last, since we moved here, and people can say what they want about, like, oh, it hasn't come out, or it's not finished, it's not developed, whatever, like acting off, which just went up and is great, is really great, go watch it on Brian's channel, we're

in it. Brandstorming, completely separate different show. First episode with Harlan Williams went up this morning. completely creative and inventive. He has a whole ad company, so he's constantly like writing,

directing, and making commercials for tons of different businesses. Like, so he, and like, dude, he went through stuff where he had to diversify

his portfolio of time invested and creative investment. So, like, yeah, I get it. Your attention becomes faction. He's been doing the show for a while.

It becomes faction. So, like, there are very practical and real reasons where I get, why like maybe he has less energy for this. Beyond like his emotional connection to it,

I know him and Brennan love each other dearly. Yeah. It's not that. But it's also, dude, it's fucking hard. You think if, if Seinfeld went 15 seasons, you know, Kramer would be kicking the door in every episode? No, sometimes he'd be like, I'm tired. Staying home.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they do come down here because they, like, you know, me and Brian hanging out for one of the fan questions things one time. And, you know, he actually, he saw the support that he's got. gotten and he got kind of emotional. He's like, I do love this podcast. But it's just like, like you said, he has, you know, because of, he has to divert so many things and his attention to so many different things that. And yeah, you can give him shit about being scatterbrain and stuff

like that. Yeah. Like, that's kind of what he has to. Yeah. His weakness is his superpower in that like crazy attention deficit. Like, I mean, worse than you, worse than my, like, I, there's a lot of people in my life who have like crazy ADD and Brian's is the worst but it's also why he can like literally show up to a room I mean we did we did a table read for a pilot and like bri got there late he's like on the phone he walks in and then was like astounding yeah like he's so talented and can just like show up and be like bang and I think when you like when that's the type of brain that you carry it's just like you either are lasered the fuck in on something or not at all. And it is what it is. And so when the comments, dude, because like, I see him on YouTube and

shit. And when the comments are really negative, I can often tell that it's coming from somebody who wants to see Brian at his best. And my one light suggestion, suggestion of advice would be, like, say that. Yeah. Because some of the comments are like, dude, like, I feel like you're at your best when you're doing this, this or this. And I'm like, that, that actually is the kind of thing that, like, I respond to. Like, I get a DM or whatever. And they're like, oh, I like when you do this or like it didn't feel like our hearts in that. To parlay on what you were saying before, I could vouch for it. Like the amount of times like Brian

where we'd be on the road and like he was actually, like he's, was actually depressed. Yeah. And would be like sad backstage and like not feeling it. And then just gets on the stage does his power stance. And then fucking actually like people, believe it or not, like some people talk all this shit.

Brian actually does crush. Dude, he he crushes like in a way that like I, dude, I hate to be the guy. like saying this and part of the reason why is because like people know it like he's unbelievably talented and is one of those comics that can like just get on and turn it up and turn a guy's mustache into a five-minute bit or turn a random historical fact that he was thinking about in the car he'll be thinking about like you know the Mongolian you know warlord he'll

he'll look up a fact on chat gbt and then he'll turn it into an eight-minute bit like he I mean, he's a beast, dude, he's a beast. So, like, he also, we're all artists, dude. Like, I'm so sensitive about this shit. I'm so sensitive. We all are. He needs love. Like, he needs to hear that people are fucking with what he's doing.

And it's why I'm happy that, like, acting off and brandstorming are out. Because, like, he put a lot of brain energy into that, dude. And I think it shows. And I've seen some of the comments and people are, like, really stoked on it. And he deserves that. So it's also funny because, like, you'll see people be like, oh, you know, these comedians can't take it when it's coming back at them. Sometimes they're actually right. Like sometimes comedians are the most sensitive fucking people.

Well, people think we're attacking when we're doing jokes, so they attack back. I'm like, no, do a joke back. Yeah. But sometimes they don't know how to do jokes because they're not comedians. So it's our fault for interpreting it that way. But some people are just straight fucking mean. Oh, it's a lot of people based it on like what they used to see from Opie and Anthony back in the day. And what's so interesting about that is like, those.

people that are like let like put on these levels like you you would also hear Jim Norton be like I can't take all this shit like Jim Norton would go off on anybody who would talk shit about this TV show that he was on or Bill Burr wouldn't come to the seller because Patrice was there and he just didn't want to deal with Patrice right right you know but that's like all that's us that's like our ecosystem and then also I don't want this to sound like we're like complaining forgetting comments or whatever do whatever you're going to do I'm just saying that like that the most comedians preference is like I don't know being nice yeah because it's like we open the channel we invite people critiquing us by way of being like public figures

doing content doing live performances or whatever but like if you're a mechanic nobody's going to like look up your girlfriend yeah you know what I mean it's kind of crazy it would be also like I don't think people realize like how much it would suck if like imagine you were let's say mechanic and every day you came in to be a mechanic and everybody came in and went you're a fucking idiot you can't you can't say transmission right and then some Australian

made a video about how bad of a mechanic you are right you'd like yo this is kind of I just want to fucking I'm trying to fix cars dude and they're making a meme of you because you like Diet Coke you should drink dude

it's good all right should we see another question yeah this is great hey you wrinkly old fuck you and Brendan should do a sports battle once a month for the Patreon. Who could get the most home runs? Who could make the most

three-pointers? Who could win a round of disc golf, a tennis match? I think it would make for a fun series. Yeah, it's called Quick and Dirty. What's that? That's Chris and Brian is De Leon's show they did on YouTube for a while. It was basically that, yeah. Honestly, that'd be great.

That would be very hard for Brian to win, but I will give Brian some credit. He's actually, like, surprisingly athletic for bro his age like me and him went to the Arizona preseason like baseball preseason like where they go

to train at Kevin base place and like me and him they made us work our way up from trying to hit a 70 mile per hour fastball all the way up to over 100 and to give him credit like Brian's not a baseball player hit it at 70 hit it at 80 got contact at 90 and then like fouled off a couple at 100 that's crazy insane dude no he I did beat him

even though he talked so much shit. He was like, I'm gonna fucking light you up. Yeah, I was talking about this was someone last night who was saying their dad is 60

and um, he's like, you know, just super athletic and freak capable or whatever. And I was like, no, no,

no, Brian, I mean, dude, the guy does jujitsu like four times a week. At 60 years old. He's got, here's the biggest indicator of that he's,

he does everybody. Yeah. Has he ever, mention that? Every day. He never mentioned that he does Jiu-Jitsu? I think I saw him

bringing it up once. Has he ever been like, well, dude, Jiu-Jiz. He's never done that? Wait, here's the biggest

end to get. Dude, he has babies. He's a 4-year-old and a 2-year-old. If you're 60 and you have a 4-year-old and 2-year-old,

you're capable. You're capable. You're running around behind a child all day. That's actively trying to kill itself and you've got stop it. Also, what a feat of

that needs to be at 60, still pumping them out? Yeah, dude. I mean, Brian could like come on the LA forest fires and then grow back. Furtile. Let's do one more. Any of these work out for you guys?

I can keep scrolling. What's the thing you missed the most about, I'll ask you, I'll be the question to asker. You're Brian. What's the thing you missed the most about childhood living abroad? Is Afghanistan? Right? You know, you know, when I was living in Afghanistan, I don't know, I mean, probably like, probably nothing, dude, right?

Yeah, he was there for like the falling of so many countries. Yeah, he did see Rome fall. That's crazy. He's been around a long time. All right. we have a are we ready for the special segment um that one's just going to come when it comes okay we have something special yeah we got some we got some special stuff for you guys chin you want to pull up some of those chin what you got at marathon gas stations every stop is the start of fun

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but I don't know if you actually got to see it yet. Dana White on the Breakfast Club. Oh, yeah. I just play this for you. I do believe that powerful man like yourself don't really see what's going on in this country, especially with your own fan base of USC. I'm realizing there's a bubble that, like, you know,

you all exist in, and I want you to come out of that bubble sometimes and see the pain that your own people are going through. That's why when I look at all of the things that have happened, the taxed tariff inflation and the snap benefits being cut and affordable care act not being extended, the tax inequality that exists in this country. You think about all the federal workers that, you know, got fired because of those.

That's why Trump got booed in Miami when y'all walked out. He didn't get booed in Miami. Yes, he did get booed in Miami. He did not get booed in Miami. It might have happened on your other side. So what was that? Was that AI too? What happened?

He did not get booed in Miami. The UFC 327? Yeah, yeah. The place erupted in Miami. I saw a video of him getting booed. Maybe it was AI. I don't know. He's looking more like Kingpin.

He definitely didn't get booed. Next time you all got on your right side. He didn't he boos. Just know the reason he's getting booed is because of what's happening in this country. And you're his friend. Bro, this is not even a question. Maybe you need to listen to your constituents. It's a statement with a dot, dot, dot, say the right thing or you're in trouble.

Like that's a setup, dude. Because also the whole thing of like, Char, were you there, bro? were you physically in the room? Okay, so you don't know if he got booed. Which, by the way, none of that fucking matters. It's an unfair question to be asking Dana White, dude. Like, he shouldn't have to answer on behalf of whether or not his homie cheated on his girl. Like, I don't give a flying fuck about Dana White's political opinions.

Who gives a shit, dude? It doesn't change the UFC. It doesn't make the UFC better. That's his job now. And also, Dana White, why are you going on the breakfast club? Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing, dude?

Sorry, I cut you all of it. were you saying? No, it's all good. MZ at the time when that video went up and like the whole debacle and like, you know, whatever. And one thing I will say is your relationships have afforded you a lot of like empathy and grace.

Like the way that they handled that situation with you and allowing you to speak out for yourself like as it was published, I had never seen that in my time being in the newsroom. Oh, that's interesting. That was like, that was my first time ever realized that relationships can change a narrative 100%. He knows that question.

And they reported it honestly, but they allowed you to, at the same time that the video is going up, you're speaking for yourself and apologizing. And I was just like, wow. It is different if you are the quote-unquote leader of the free world by way of being president of the United States, sure. But if you have an association to someone,

we have associations to people and are close friends with people who've like, you know, had some bad press. Yeah. But what people have to understand is like, I don't know what Trump and Dana his relationship is, but I imagine that their bond

is not whatever Trump's... He didn't text Dana the tariff plans and go, this is why you like me, right? They have two human beings that have their own pre-existing relationship. You know what, Dana, what she's talking about with Dana in this show, right? No, I don't know. Dana got caught on camera

slapping his wife. I take back every single pretty syllable of what I said. I was like, I'll let him say what he's got to say. You should have. You should not have it. You cut it off when it was going. He's going to explain. I don't want to.

I've got to embarrass myself further by sucking my bullshit. You guys want to watch the rush this. You don't have a better reference. Don't hit your wife. Or anybody, don't hit anybody. What does he say to this? Interesting. Yeah.

We were apologizing to our children. My wife and I, when that happened. And I think that a lot of the people that I've been in business with and that I'm friends with know me really well. Yeah, it's just one of those. It was bad. And we jumped right on it and dealt with it. I don't think that when I got back from Mexico, it was like it was 64 days of just, you know, getting hammered. Yeah, I mean.

Well, maybe it's like because you got back from Mexico and like in Mexico. It's allowed. So you know how there's a time difference when you fly back from L.A. It takes you a day to adjust. Maybe he was still on Mexican time. You just like, you know, jet lag, slapping people around. Right. Yeah.

I mean, it happened. Is there a video or whatever he did? Yeah, they didn't have played. Oh, let's go. Taking up at like three in the morning every morning because the East Coast is cracking off at 6 o'clock with all the, you know. Maybe it's not like I hit you at 6 p.m. What are you talking about? I had to make the rounds and do all the interviews.

And I say this all the time. You find out who's who and what's what when the shit hits the fan. And I learned a lot about a lot of people during that time. And mostly a positive way, not negative. Wait, what does he mean by that? Sorry. So he's saying that he lost a lot of friends and learned a pot. I mean, if I hit my...

girl. Hit your wife. Right. If I hit my girl and then you were like, I'm not friends with you anymore. I'd be like, you're a good dude. I'm lonely.

You know what? We can watch the video, but I will say this about it, right? What he did is horrible. And I'm not, I'm not doing one of those things where I justify anything. What I am saying is it's almost like to me, because I'm such a big UFC fan,

it's the same thing as like, I separate the art from the artist with so many other things. I separate the fight from. the fighter. Yeah, he's just a fight promoter. I love UFC. I don't have to agree with everything that he does. And I could also say straight up hitting your wife. I'll say this. Fucked up. But I know his credit, he did not pay himself well for hitting her. No, no. No, he got nothing out of it, dude. But that started slap. I don't know if you've seen power slap.

That was actually where it all started from. No. You haven't seen powers up where they slapped the CTE Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. He made that up? He made that up. I thought me and my brother He didn't make it up, but he bought it after this, which is a wild timeline. Slapping. That is crazy. Okay, wait, so here's them in a nightclub. Yeah, she slaps him first there, and then he slacks the wreck.

Pause it. Oh, wait, no, it keeps going. Oh, shit. And they go to the back. Yeah, bro, you can't ever put your hand near a woman's face at that speed. Like TMC. Boom, and boom. Honestly, I kind of wish that he missed.

see, I kind of wish that he missed because it makes the whole thing like if he had he kind of looked like he was I mean look he slapped her 100% and that's wrong but he it didn't look like he was trying to hurt her. It kind of looked like how you hit like

what like a dog if it bites at you no nothing I'm like ooh hit or something I was like I was like put him in jail he's wrong kill him but also like if and also to her she's not getting enough shit Like you're, if you're with a famous person, like, you also have to, like, not do that in public.

Straight up. Like, how he responded to it is fucking wrong. Right. But also, like, if you slap the shit out of someone who you know is always going to be on camera all the time. Max. That's also really bad. They both did a wrong thing. He's an idiot for doing his because, first of all, it's a woman.

You're a man. You're famous. Yeah. You're in public. Maybe go home first. Yes. Yes. And also to what I was saying before, I separate the art from the, like, I still, like, you could still love, I believe I could fly and not be like, I also support what R. Kelly did.

Straight up, dude. I made this point when like the whole Louis shit was going down. I was talking to a friend. I was like, you know, if you went to a restaurant and it was, they made the best cheeseburger in the world. And then you went, you had the burger. and then on your way to the car, the person you were eating with was like, oh, by the way, the chef was accused of rape.

It doesn't change the taste in your mouth. Still tastes good. Yeah, he could be a killer. Yeah. And I'd be like, whoa. And he's a chef. He's just, yeah, he's doing with a knife. He's doing with a knife. Yeah.

He had some of that Dahmer talent. But yeah, hitting your wife, terribly wrong. Also, crazy for Dana Frevin coming to a breakfast club because they're going to ask the most unhinged fucking question. I mean. But I will give him credit. The credit I will give him is he knew he was going into the lines

then going into that and was like, I'm still going to just do. do whatever. Yeah, yeah. I mean. Because what are you going over the Breakfast Club audience to go watch UFC? Right. It's a weird move. It is a weird move. What else you got, Chin? I actually like saying it. Is that Brian?

Oh, check this out. So this is that. Wait, wait, wait, before we start, is that Brian's illegitimate Puerto Rican child on the right? That's crazy. He does look, yeah, like a. There's some Brian in that. There's some Brian in that head for sure. I love these videos, by the way. I hate that.

love them. I'm going to go gay. And then what makes you say that? The tattoos with the sunglasses for some reason. Are you gay or straight? Straight. You think people could tell based on looking at you? Oh, yeah.

You think that guy's gay or straight? Probably gay. What makes you say that? Just the way he's standing. And then are you gay or straight? I'm straight. You think people could tell base on looking at you? Nah.

Would you think that guy is gay or straight? Positive, for sure. Why do they all stand so weird? Here's what I've learned watching these videos. Panking pants and all that. Just to be safe, every dude says that another dude looks gay. Yeah. Granted, if I saw a picture of you, I'd be

like, gay. I mean, I would scream gay. And I know the guy, and I still think he's gay. You would go, I actually know him. He is gay. He's gay. There's also just no way to stand straight and not look gay. That's true. Like, is the minute you try and put your chest out?

If it's not a candid photo of you, you're unaware is being taken of you fucking a woman. you look gay. Yeah. I look gay to so many people that follow me on Instagram. All of them. You should see my DMs.

They all think I look gay. I mean, we have a lot of the same. Straight in my stand-up. Dude, I get, we have a lot of the same fans. And when I say fans, I mean sex offenders

trying to have sex with us in our DMs. And it'll just be, dude, I'll post like, I'll post like a photo of like my niece, like eating cake. And then they'll be like, I'd like to eat your cake.

And I'm like, that, dude, dude, dude. dude I mean take me out to dinner first oh my god crazy I've gotten so many offers

to buy my underwear so many one guy offered uh $500 and at first I was like that's kind of crazy but at the time

you know when you're doing comedy you're not doing it a lot you're like how much I will say I got a very lucrative offer

Oh yeah? To just take pictures of me After lifting in like boxers I've gotten the same thing Yeah I bet I could dig it up And I bet you it's the same guy And I was real close to doing it Yeah?

Yeah I the only way I could not do it Was by stop answering Because he had me on the ropes brother He was sweetening the deal I'm negotiating I'm like no hang on I've got a lot of foot requests And I'm starting to think that they're all

the comment section of fighter and the kid you know what actually would actually like made me go like oh this is insane never in a million years is that um back in back in the day i was talking to a girl who told me that she sold a picture of her feet for five hundred dollars and no judgment but i mean oh my god do it but i was like i don't i don't like that just me i don't know i i i would like to be like no judgment to anyone who, but I judged it. I just, it didn't align with me. Is it a foot guy? Well, in my mind, I'm like, dude, here's a thing.

Say we get married, we have kids, and then there's some guy jacking off to my son's mom's feet. I don't love it. I will say this. I hate it. I think that it's actually harder to come out as a guy with a foot fetish than gay at this point in time. Yeah, dude.

Like, if you're gay, you get a lifetime movie. Like, there's like, you get representation immediately and a sitcom. Like, if you're, if you have a foot fetish. fetish, they're like, a gay guy comes out of the closet and everybody's like, wow, that's, that's amazing. You do it. And if a foot fetish guy comes out of the closet, they're like, get the fuck back in the closet. And put some goddamn shoes on.

Stay away from my shoes. Yeah, it's true. Sean Penn is not going to play you in a movie. That's so funny, dude. Yeah, I mean, it definitely is hard. Well, because it's also, here's the thing. You don't have to disclose your sexuality to someone that you start seeing because they already know, because you're seeing each other.

if you're laying up with a dude or a girl at some point you got and they're like so like what are you into and you're like size 12 like you got to tell them that's a wild one a size 12 yeah I mean you're not their type you don't like a woman size seven

damn dude and you know else though like foot fetish is huge it's huge it definitely is more accepted now than it used to be but if you have a foot fetish it also has to be really hard to look at comment sections on women's pages. Because like if you have a

foot fetish and then you see the guy that's commenting nice toes, you got to back, dude, you're fucking making the rest of us look bad, dude. Right. That's so true. That's so true. Well, because it's also, it's also like if you comment, like a girl can comment on her girlfriend's post of her on the beach, like the peach or apple emoji for like nice butt. But if you, you, you know, you know, you know, You say a thing about people's feet. They're like, lock them up. Uh-huh. Lock them up.

There's the crazy. What else we got, Chin? Alrighty. Next one is, what are your thoughts on this? So this dude's trying to pass these bike, these cyclists, and I'll show you what happens. What a fucking dickhead. Had it on video. Why do fucking guys on bikes fall like soccer players?

That's exactly what I was going to ask you guys. Take a look at how. Falls. I mean, who are you messy trying to get a penalty kick? Move the camera to the left and see Kubrick directing it because they planned it. I have mixed emotions about this.

Me too. So there's the part of me that, like the angel on my shoulder that's like, ah, you know, like you didn't have to do that. Right. But then there's the part of me that lived in New York for 30 years and saw how big of, thank you. There's not a bigger dickhead in the world. Dude, it's such a good point.

It's such a good point to point out that if you're there, if you're in the reality of that moment, 99% of people are having some type reaction like that. Bro, when you're, dude, in Jersey, that's everybody on the street all the time. Those guys are the fucking worst. They're the fucking worst. Look at asshole in the lime green. In the middle of the road. Yo, go ride your bike on the sidewalk.

Go ride your bike on the sidewalk, dude. You're not fucking Lance Armstrong. wrong. No, and if you've ever been in New York City, there's no one more rude to everybody. They think that they run the fucking roads. Dude, the way the guy, I watched it one time, the way the guy in the video goes, goes, I got it. Like they directed a movie. He's like, that's it. It's a rap. It's a rap on lawsuit. Let's get out of here. I didn't even notice that. Jake, can you pull up the NYC bike guy that fucking fucks with everybody? I've never, like, and I know he's got a camera, but I've never, like, I'm not a violent person.

I never am like looking for a fight. Yeah. But every time I'm in New York City, I'm like, I don't care if I get caught. I don't care. I know he's got footage. I want to fucking punch the shit out of this guy. Is it this one or? I just talked to New York City bike lane guy.

Or just bike guy? It might be one of the short. Just watch one of the shorts. Yeah. This guy? Yep. I actually have a- You gotta have volume for this because he's a fucking asshole.

How about we keep the bike lane clean, you, do pedestrians just not have the right away anymore yeah they're crossing the street dude it's called New York City bro not ever they act like the world fucking revolves yeah it's they're all kind of knots dude I saw two things come to mind

do you remember in Spider-Man 1 when Peter fights green goblin and then he shows up to Thanksgiving dinner at Norman Osborne's house. Yeah. And he's bleeding and Norman goes, ah, Peter, what happened or whatever?

And he's like, he's like, oh, I got clipped by a biker. I remember as a kid in the theater going, what a dumb lie, dude. Then I grew up, moved to New York and I was like, that's a great lie. That's a perfect thing to say. Oh, it's great. I can't tell you how many times I've been clipped by,

I've been clipped by cabs, dude. I've been hit by a biker like a little bit so many times and bad bad, like two or three. It's even so believable that the green goblin, this fucking, this emperor of madness went, yeah, that's kind of a believable excuse. Oh shit, maybe you're not Spider-Man. Yeah, that guy's a piece of shit. Which you know is crazy. Why is my Uber Eats always late?

No. If you're doing that shit. And you know what? In all fairness, this is going to sound racial. I only like, fall. foreign people in the bike lane. Not that I'm saying they belong there. I'm just saying that like,

they're the most nice people in the bike lanes. When it's a white guy whose fucking suit matches his bicycle, he's gonna be a fucking asshole. Yeah, because he thinks that he's like practicing for the Tour de France. Yeah. It's like, no, dude, just get me my tequitos quickly.

No, but a Latin guy in the bike lane would be, excuse me, excuse me. Oh, dude, those Mexican dudes that are wearing the oven myths. Yes. And it's, It's literally like 40 below freezing and they're just like, boop-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-b-b-b-b-d-d-d. That's probably like when they were talking about ice-kicking people out of New York City, I'm like, leave the fucking drivers alone.

Straight up. Because I remember during Hurricane Sandy, you remember Hurricane Sandy. Fucking New York City was in the air. And underwater, there was, I remember, like, fucking furniture was going past my house. Yeah. Like the Wizard of Oz. And there was still, like, Latin dudes and Chinese guys on bikes still delivering food.

It was like Balto WolfQuest. Like just like delivering like the fucking early vaccine in Alaska via snow dog. Like fucking Cuba Gooding Jr. was out there trying to get. Not one thing fucking stuff. Yeah. No, it's great. Those motherfuckers go so hard, dude. There was no power in the city.

And there was still guys on bicycles. Yeah. Not electric bikes. Fucking snowmobiles. Yes. just making it through the city. Yeah, God. That's the kind of thing that makes me, like,

when I think about, like, if I was a millionaire, if I was a billionaire, like, what my splurge would be, and it would just be like, I order some shit, and the guy comes, and I just give him, like, a house. And I'm like, there you go, dude. And that motherfucker would still work. He'd be at work the next day. 100%.

Like, hey, might go away, don't know. Yeah. And if this was a group of Mexican Uber drivers, You know what they would have went? They went, oh, excuse me. And then pulled off the side of the road. Yeah, this would be made. I own the street.

Yeah, dude. What else you got? All right. And by the way, most people, most of the comments were like, I'm a biker. I've been biking for this many years. And dude, you got to move over a little bit at least. Like, because they're taking the entire road.

Well, 100% the type of people that leave comments are the bike riders. Always. They're commenting on the road. Have you seen this, dude? I haven't, but I already love him. Is this kind of... You as a kid? I think it's actually me, yeah, 20 years ago.

But no, so it almost sounds like it's processed, but apparently this guy's legitimately doing this. Yeah. Fuck yeah. I have seen this guy. What the fuck? I feel like I'm about to play Tekken. You ever played the game Streets of Rage, too?

No. Sega Genesis game, this is the soundtrack. You know this guy eats pussy like a champion. Dude. I just want to put this out there. If you can even do this a little bit, and I know you, do it all the time in front of me. It's almost like when you know someone could dance.

That's one thing I wish I could do. Dude. I mispronounce words in English, and he's pronouncing subwifor. It's so crazy. And this is like kind of hot chick is saying, show us what that mouth do. Yeah.

If he doesn't eat pussy. I mean, that's actually a good excuse to not eat pussy. Yeah. Well, he... Like, I have a concert coming. I don't know if I could say he's straight or gay because he's obviously a robot. Chin, are you Korean? Yeah.

Yeah. Is he Korean? He looks very, very Korean. He does, right? Yeah. Especially that hair... That's a big style in Korea. And the glasses, dude.

Koreans have, like, right now, especially with K-pop, they got that, like, uh, androgynous... Yeah. Like, you might as well say they look like they dress like girls almost pretty much. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I have never, like, found myself sexually attracted to men. I, but I... Why are you going with this?

But there's something about, like, pristine Asian men that I find, like, aspirational. It's not gay. It's not sexual, but there's something where I'm like, I don't know if I want to look. I think I'm maybe I want to look like that a little bit, or I just, it's... He just looks fucking cool, dude. And then he can do that. Yeah. Let's see these chads.

Yeah, they all look the same, right? It's like the hair. They dress. They look like white characters look in anime. I'm glad you said they look the same, and I didn't say that. That's a little too lady gaga-ish for me, but just like. Like that chad right there in the brown jacket. Yeah.

Yeah. That chad. Yeah, it looks like fucking looping the third, dude. I don't know, maybe I do like Asian guys. Look at this guy. Look at the DSLs on that guy. Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty lady.

That's a good-looking woman right there. That's what I was going to say, dude. And with those lips, that's white theme material. Yeah, and also, like, yeah, there's something very androgynous about it. It's also crazy because, like, if you're a model, you could pull this off and be like, this looks crazy. That's just how I look in a jacket. That guy looks like fucking Nospharatsu.

He does, dude. You know what he looks like, you ever seen Umbrella Academy? You know the guy who's hairy under his shirt? Umbrola Academy? Yeah. Wait, so then what are Korean women up to? They're awesome too. They better be wearing like fucking Nike slides.

You know it's crazy. It's funny that you bring it up girls are the ones that are like thuggish now. Like Korean girls? Really? They sing like aggressive songs and rap and everything. Dude, I remember when I was living in China town. I want to see the style. What?

The Korean women? Yeah, that's the guy right down there. I'm brook out of me. This guy? The giant, no, to the right. Nope, down. Dude, when I was in China town? Yeah, that guy in the middle.

I heard that. Oh yeah, that's it. Yeah. I heard an Asian battle. rapper in Chinatown once, who is completely Chinese, used the N-word. And it was the most convincing usage of the N-word I'd ever heard. I was like, maybe he just looks Korean, but is, that's a black I was like, God, damn. You know what's so funny about going to Korea town, not Korea's, Chinatown, I went there with Eagle. Eagle, what's a fucking hilarious black comedian from New York.

And what I didn't know in Chinese, they don't say, um. They say, NGA, which sounds exactly how you think. So me and ego are just walking around and all we keep on hearing is it just end word, N-word, N-word. And he's like, what the fuck is happening right now? Everyone was just saying the N-word around him. It's a bunch of confused Chinese people. Right.

I told us to Brennan and Brian multiple times on the show, but you know, Korean language, you'll hear it all the time. So, Nega, nega means me, right? He said it. Yeah, nega means me and niga means you. so that's this feels insulting this feels made up you're not going to get me on this podcast wait which one's which again nega negas me niga is you well i'm white it's Korean words man damn did you have to stop saying that when you came here when you

moved to Texas it's just but I rarely I rarely do you say it more than usual especially around What would, all right, let me ask you this. If you don't speak English and you see a black eye across the street and he's about to get hit by a car, what do you yell at him? What? If I don't speak English. Like if you're like, I'm saying, you only speak Korean. So you see him and he's about to get hit by a car.

You go like, hey you. Like, what would you say? I said, move it. I don't know. In Korean. Yeah. Piquel, like back up. I don't know.

Something like that. Hey you. Yeah. You're saying like, hey you. No, no, no. That's in a different content. text to the conversation.

What's just want to say you? Right. You? Yeah. And what if he was just like, what if he was just like broken to your house at three in the morning with stealing your TV? And you want to be like, you with the TV?

Me. She says it three times in a row and he's like, I know one of those was. You won't trick me, boys. It's one of those you's in my apartment. Oh, that was great. great. I started sweating. I'm laughing so hard. All right, let's see. My contact rolled to the back of my house.

Was there one about the Roof? What's up? This is a Sanaz's current events. This is, I guess, a McDonald's worker. She looks like a manager, putting fries in her mouth, and then putting it back into the customer's bag. It's actually not as bad as what I think goes on. McDonald's are taking action tonight.

One of their employees went viral, and the Board of Health took notice. Boston 25 news reporter, Daniel Code, shows us why. Hold on. A video gone viral. This McDonald's employee appearing to put fries in their mouth and right into a box that served to customers in Southbridge, with coworkers laughing on. I'll say this. That's disgusting.

It's gross, but unlike Dana White, I'm going to say, what happened before that? Because you don't just do that, right? No. Yeah, my guess is that it's like a regular that fucks with them. But also, why are you making that video? The purpose of videos is to be watched. No, no, so that wasn't a private, you know, a conversation, but someone leaked it. And it got out on Facebook and people saw it everywhere.

Dude, I have worked at more restaurants, chain restaurants, fast food places than I'd like to admit. Oh, the thing that happened behind the fucking scenes? It's not that bad. That shit is rare, dude. I mean, I worked at Wildlings. I worked at TGI Fridays. I worked at Harvest Bistro. I worked at locale bistro.

I worked at two different diners in Jersey. Bro, nobody does that kind of shit. No? No, I have heard stories from co-workers. I assume it was like waiting back there. The energy and the personality and all that shit is, but bro, you know how fucking quickly you'd be out of there if you put like some steak down your pants

or like wiped your armpits with fry? It's not happening. First of all, you don't, someone would see and someone would rat, and also, bro, most people just have like a feeling of like, it's disgusting. Like, even if I hate this motherfucker. Like, also, I don't want like fry grease on my armpits or whatever. Also, why are they asking Yosemite Sam what he thinks about it?

The way this guy speaks to is really funny. Also, what interview do you think you're going to get? Some guy going, I actually prefer when they do that. Are you kidding me? It's not sanitary. Now, I say it, I say it. acceptable. Police said they received numerous calls, tips, and inquiries regarding the alleged food

contamination. With the Board of Health, they're now working to determine whether the... I found out that the two people were fired, including that manager. I would hope so. Yeah. But they didn't, I don't think they have actual, or they probably looked at the footage inside the McDonald's in, but I don't think they actually had footage in the beginning. Gotcha.

To show them giving it to the customer. You had something from the roast, right? Oh, yeah. Let me find it, though. I think it's the TMZ one, right? Let's see. Yeah. Dude, did you see the...

I guess you could play the video. Okay. I just rip my contact out. Well, let's go to this one, I think. I didn't watch the whole roast. Just play Pete's joke first. Oh, Pete's joke first? Yeah.

Looking like both a child molester and the doll, they give the child to show where he touched them. Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, and that he's definitely been on... camera letting a guy unload in his throat. It's good. It's good joke. Oh, you don't know me? Yeah. Yeah. And let's watch this

ultra-conservative respond to it. This is about somebody who was murdered. And really the most grotesque, like, public way imaginable. And he happens to be our close friend. And so for me, my perspective is just I can't obviously divorce myself from the immediacy of the person that we're talking about here, Charlie.

But two, you know, I just, I don't think it was funny. And when I saw the clip this morning, he doesn't think it's funny. So don't laugh, bro? I just cringed because. You made a new station in your house? That the people in the audience, like that groan because, you know, I'm, listen, I'm not here to tell comedians that they can't do it.

You can joke about whatever you want. Then let them do that. He can be a really powerful outlet, especially when the culture was getting. Every liberal white woman. Dude, he's literally just going, me, me, me. You know what they also joked about? They also joked about George Floyd during that. They said Kevin Hart came in on a slave ship on a bottle.

Hilarious. Which is so funny. They talked about Pete's dad who died in 9-11. It's called the roast. It's a cavalcade of fucking dark one-liners. That's the point, dude. What the fuck did you think you were tuning into? Shut up, dude.

You suck. This is actually kind of making, it's so lame. but for the longest time like the reason why and we talked about before like right wing comedy whatever it is the reason why people enjoyed it

was because it was the first time in a while people could see people say something offensive and people miss that about old school comedy and that's what they hinge they're like oh snowflakes snowflakes right now you're being the snowflake

dude it's a hundred percent you there's nothing more corny than being like you could joke about trans you could joke around about gay people but don't joke around about this you're being a Karen it's so whack because the other thing too is like this whole thing is manufactured.

This is a grift, dude. It's a fucking grift for him to get on his little fake news show and be like, I can't believe they said it. I would never tell a comedian what to do, but this was morally deplorable. Shut up, bro. This is all for view. This is so that people who,

because here's the thing, this motherfucker doesn't even really feel this way. He doesn't give a fuck, dude. He just knows that somebody at home with not enough going on is like kind of pissed about that, but not because they watched it at home and got pissed, because they saw you tell them they should be pissed about it. So now you can activate your base. You're a fucking tool, bro.

Hey, dude, you're also not Charlie Kirk running the Charlie Kirk show. That's as much as this is the fighter and the kid. Right. Dude, it's jokes. Its existence is predicated on it being said for the purpose of it not being taken seriously. So you're a fool. You can't protest from 2016 all the way to 2026 that, you know, you can't, why can't comedians make these jokes?

Why can't we say this about this? Oh, you're a snowflake. You don't want to take it. You don't want to take it. But the minute it comes to you, all of a sudden, you have to put on your stupid fucking blazer and make a big stink about it. Like, shut up.

You sound like a... He should have a septum piercing and blue hair. Straight up, dude. It's also crazy because, not that we even need to go this far, but if you put the joke onto the microscope, he's not making fun of Charlie Kirk. No.

He's making fun of Tony Hunchcliff. for for sucking dick that's the joke he didn't go like remember the time Charlie Kirk got shot and he was hilarious that's not what he's saying never he's just he's just upset or fake upset that Charlie Kirk's name was

used in the context of comedy well fucking get over it dude because you know who's not upset his wife you know who's not upset dude straight up these bitches on the view you could make a

I mean there's a famous video Patrice on Fox News talking about. Oh, that's the best. You should be able to make a joke. All jokes come from the same place. You're all, it's all trying to make people laugh. And if you look at it in a malicious way,

that's a you thing. That's a you think. No, dude, because, dude, Pete's dad. They're making, motherfuckers in heaven catching strays left and right. And Pete's laughing about it. Every roast.

Yeah, dude. Like, it's just, it's also, you don't think Pete's dead? You don't think it meant something to Pete to Pete that is dad right in 9-11 and then get shit on every

Roos. Yeah, died like a hero. Yeah, his father. Right. And where are you on that? You're not there. That's the thing. Dude, these people, comedy is not for this guy. And again, this is fake out. Like, he's bullshitting. He just needed a segment.

But what they don't understand about us is that dude, the way that me and you and Brian and Brendan and like Chris and Sam and all these guys, the way that we talk to each other is vile. Because we trust each other.

We love each other so much that we trust each other that if I say something awful, you understand the reason I'm saying it is because I know that even though I say that, how much I love you and how much I'm just trying to make you laugh is bigger. It takes the teeth out of the scary thing that you

say when you do that. These motherfuckers don't interact that way. No. So of course he's not gonna like a joke. And also, you're not America, bro. No. You're not the whole country. Shut up. And it's a sad day to see the people that,

because I just don't want, it's sad to see conservatives becoming everything that they base their whole campaign on for the past anyway. We can't have these snowflakes running the country. This is why the country is the way it is. And then you become the thing you, I guess it's almost like,

at some point you will become the thing you hate. Yeah. Yeah. It's always going to happen. Yep. things just move in a pendulum and now the conservatives are the people who are the ones that are hurt by everything.

Well, there's like this, like, it's like there's six people at a party, but there's only three victim hats, so they all got to keep switching it around. Now, my feeling is get to be hurt by this joke. At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place.

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Hello? Oh, no, no, dude, I didn't hang up. Dude, no. Did Fighter and the kid finally get a special guest? No. Make me look like a fool. But, nah, it was. You were hanging up on me.

No, I, dude, I would, first of all, I would never hang up on you. You're the most requested guest on this show. Yeah. You're the most requested guest on this show. Ladies and gentlemen, calling in live is the one and only Chris DeLea. That's right, dude. That is fucking right. Well, there is another one, actually, but he's a director.

Oh. And he's in Hollywood. But I heard he's like a fucking piece of shit. No, he seems like a nice guy. I mean, he, back in the day of MySpace, he got. fucking MySpace.com slash Christelia and I, you know, I know, I know a certain way about it. Yeah, that's, that's kind of how

I remember who he is is from you telling me that like he's a fucking piece of shit and he, like, that didn't happen. So don't say that. That's what I heard. Because you're spreading rumors and then also, like we kind of just met. What? Months ago. Dude, I know, but we've gone so close.

You even had that idea about the tattoo of like, it's a tattoo of me and you melding, like, or being melted into each other. No, that is not true. God damn it, I shouldn't have called. See, here's the thing. Nick already started getting the tattoo. Yeah, I'm halfway done.

It's a back piece. If you've only done you, then just leave you on it. I know, but I started it in reverse, so it's just you. Oh, so just leave me on. Dude, don't. You know what, man? I feel like you're doing me dirty. Oh, you big fan, dude.

Get a tattoo. Yeah, get a tattoo of me on you so people can think that I'm controlling you. Well, dude, I have a tattoo right above the tattoo. And it's... Yeah, it's somewhere else. We in another country and get it. So people can say, I control you. Well, dude, I got to.

a tattoo above that tattoo and it's a tattoo of you yelling at me to get the tattoo. Uh, see, dude? Well, were you in France when you got it? I was like somewhere else? No, but I'll tell you what I will do. I'm going to talk to some other people and I'm going to get in cahoots and I'm going to try to get a lot of people to have a story like this and we'll see if that can't

maybe, because, you know, spreading rumors kind of my deal. For sure, dude. Let's say, but here's the thing, dude, I'm the most requested guest on, uh, firing the kid, okay? And I'm just like, still? Let's- No, it's been a little light. Dude, leave me to fuck. A fucking school came out when I was, I do my own shit, and it's just insane.

Anyway, Crystal. Dude, don't say I have scores of talent. It's just been fucking insane and then do your dates. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying if you want to come see me, I have many dates, Chrystalia atchelia.com. Yeah, I, I guess the merch is popping off. Hey, dude, can I come on some of those dates?

I mean, you say that. You say I was thinking about it. Yeah, but then your voice just went up in a way that makes it sound like you're being disingenuous a little bit. Hey, are you, are you falling down from really, really high right now? No.

It's all good. Okay. Well, I mean, you would definitely agree that this podcast is way better now that one of the co-hosts is not asleep. Yeah, I know now. Now. This episode's going to do fucking crazy. We're going to put you in the thumbnail, by the way.

trying to get some numbers on it. Barely hear the other Nick. But are you there? Yeah, we're here. I don't even take peptides. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

I'm not buying it. Right. But people are like shocked. People have been coming up to you and just kind of assuming that you've been taking peptides. Yeah, they say, what do you want? I'm seeing a lot of natty or notts about you. Yeah.

Are you on that gear? Are you taking a little test? I take his creatine, dude. Whoa. Sometimes infrequently. You know what else says that? The Rock says that. Mm.

Yeah. Hard to believe. And then when you do add another set, like, what kind of things do you think about when you're lifting? You want to know what I think of? Honestly. Yeah. Absolutely fucking cock-sucking nothing.

Wait, wait. Like nothing or cock-sucking? Cock-sucking nothing, dude. Like, I make my mind empty and I become a vessel and I fucking, I literally, dude, I scream sometimes when I, when I, when I do the last route. Oh my God. I'm during it. Can you give me an example of the scream, like what it sounds like? Dude, are you, would you say that when that happens, you're also nutting aggressively?

Well, that's the thing. I'm not nutting, but, you know, that's why when I do that, I go, oh. Like, I'm not. They say, are you on something? And I go, no, all natural. And I do another set. So you do another set after you've already done your set to failure. You still bang out another set.

Yeah, three minutes later. Holy shit. When is you coming on no leg day? Yeah, when you want to do no leg days? I said, when do you want to do? You're saying, I want to do it. Yeah, dude, let's do it. And we're going to do your cold plunge.

Okay. Let's do it. We're going to also do that. Okay. And you got a hot tub. right too? But I feel like you guys just want to come over in there.

No, I'm just curious if you have a home theater like probably watch some good movies. You see that has nothing to do with no leg day. Why don't you want to fucking see it on my home? No, because it's like if there's a pool, we'd do like some swimming which is sports, so that's part of no leg days and then if there's like a movie theater in the house because

correct me if I'm wrong, but you make millions. I mean dude, but that's not you know, it's like it's not an excuse to come over and just use my shit. I mean, is it fine if you come over in my fridge isn't stocked? Well, I would say probably stock it up. Yeah, definitely stuck it up.

This is a big show we're doing. It's a really big show. It's a big production. Hold on. I got another set coming. I didn't even know he was lifting. Yeah. Damn.

Yeah. So maybe you could give me some of those mills. No, dude, that's not, no, that's not going to be. No, I'm not. look, I'm not calling to ask for money. I'm not calling to ask for money. Also, because it's on the podcast,

so you're making it like... No, it's whatever you can spare. Yeah, it's whatever you can spare. It's whatever you can spare. I hear what you're saying, dude. Okay, great. But it's just like not on me to do that, you know what I'm saying? Right, no, you got to talk to your wife

and then just let me know whatever you can spare. Can you give a no-leg day shut up? Thanks so much, dude. I'll just shoot you a quick Venmo or whatever and then just bounce it back. No, don't shoot me a fucking quick Venn mode. No, I'm just going to shoot over a Venn. Hold on a second.

Shit, this dude keeps lifting, dude. Fuck. All right, Chris, well, thanks for calling in, dude. The guest, everyone's been asking about when's Chris Dalia coming in. We brought him in. You're welcome, everybody. You're welcome, everybody. I will say, man, chin's probably laughing so hard.

I'm not my stuff right now. But I will say that I, you know, Yeah, I'll be, I will be in the studio at some point, I suppose. I got to go to fucking, disgusting Austin, though, for that. Let us know when you go to Austin. As long as I'll have to go to the downtown area. Yeah, we'll come to L.A. Yeah.

Because also, if we're going to, like, probably pop into the pool, maybe jump in the jacuzhous. Okay, well, dude. Watch a flick or whatever. I'm saying, I'll be in studio at the fighter and a kid. God, yeah, I don't know, dude. I'm just saying, I got crazy dates coming up. Miami, Washington, D.C., so I'll figure to go to

and pop in, pop in, and then, like, I'll shoot you that, Ben, and we'll get after it. No, no. No, it's okay, man. Just chill. It's all good. I'm going to shoot it over, but I'll talk to you later. Oh, God, don't say you shoot it.

All right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, if it's been a good four months, though. Not a bad month in there. Not a bad month in there. Dude, I will. Bye. All right.

Peace. Shit. You're welcome. You're welcome, folks. You're welcome. Yeah. He's the best. All right.

We've been going for a while, huh? Yeah, we've been going for a while. All right. I think it's time we wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. So, Nick, you want to let them know your dates? Yeah, these are my dates. What are my dates?

You see? Yeah, thank you. I rip my contacts out. Yeah, I mean, Denver at Rise Comedy Club Saturday, May 30th. I'm very excited for that. And then I'm doing a weekend in Providence, Rhode Island, June 5th and 6th. I'm not going to use the mic.

June 5th and 6th, Providence Road Island. That'll be so dope. I haven't been there in the summer in a minute. And then Boston, it's a Thursday show. I'm running the new hour. Come check that out at, I think it's the Comedy Studio. so yeah Denver yeah

Rhode Island Providence and Boston come come say what's up guys impressive stance and I'm gonna be because I took a little bit of time off I was fucking burnt the fuck out from touring

so I'm coming back on tour August 13th through the 15th gonna be in Alberta Edmonton at the comic strip so make sure you get your tickets surprisingly a lot of you guys already told me you got tickets

so thank you guys so much for action supporting the show that's the one that has like it's like a sick mall, right? I haven't been. I've never been to Canada. Oh, quick story.

When, I think it was like the weekend before the last time I came on this podcast, I was supposed to go with Brian. Oh, yes. I don't know if I told it on that episode or whatever. No. But, yeah, whatever, we'll do it another time. But he had sent me videos from the mall and it looks sick. Yeah?

Yeah. Are you taking Jacqueline? Yeah, she's coming with me. Nice. Yeah, that'll be a good time. All right, everybody. Thank you guys. Tune in for the No Leg Day's takeover

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