The Fighter & The Kid - Conor McGregor Has 1 Win in 8 Years… What Happened? | TFATK Ep. 1181

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

The Fighter and The Kid break down the latest UFC headlines, including major questions surrounding Conor McGregor’s long-awaited return to the Octagon. With only one win in the last decade,... is McGregor still a real contender—or is the comeback more hype than reality?The guys also dive into potential matchups involving Jorge Masvidal and Leon Edwards, and what makes sense for the UFC right now. Should Masvidal return against a top contender, or take a legacy fight instead?Plus, a wild story about a UFC fighter spending months in a Mexican prison after a simple mistake at the border—and how connections inside helped him survive.Other topics include testosterone replacement therapy (TRT), fighter longevity, and how the fight game has changed. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatk1800Flowers.com - Mother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast. Trust me, don't wait. To claim your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit http://1800flowers.com/tftk. That’s http://1800flowers.com/tftk. http://1800flowers.com/tftk.VanMan - Give your eyes the care they actually deserve. Go to http://vanman.shop/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER for 15% off your first order. That's http://vanman.shop/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER for 15% off your first order.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:03 This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Let's go, Chinster. Tom Cruise, even Tom Cruise getting older. Father time, I'm looking at his face right now. Father time, undefeated. Undefeated. Hey, your boy's been a little sick.
Starting point is 00:00:20 I never get sick. So Monday, what I didn't tell you? Because Nick called me, goes, you're all right. Your eyes were all water. I text you on as a Kate. Dude, you couldn't be more miserable on the podcast. I was on a plane. I know things.
Starting point is 00:00:33 bad when we're like 40 minutes to it and you go, Chin, is that it? I'm like, oh boy. Yeah, yeah. I was literally sitting on a plane. So I went to bed, you know, you do a show. You're not getting to bed till one. I'm up in five. It was four hours. Try to sleep on a plane.
Starting point is 00:00:49 It wasn't that. I can handle that. I was sick. And I'd been sick. But I kept fighting it because I'm on stage for two and a half hours. It gives a fuck. Let's go. And when I got to the studio, I couldn't really hear. I felt like I was underwater. You were out of it. The old
Starting point is 00:01:10 ears were all clogged up and I was trying not to cough. And then I went home and well, everything started hurting and I mean my fingers. You said like a body ache? Dude, my fingers. It was so weird. Even my fingers were aching. And I got in the old Betty poo and I sweat through, well, the whole bed. And you're better now? Still not a hondo. You're telling your voice. No, I'm not a hondo.
Starting point is 00:01:38 And then last night, I sweat like a mother. I woke up in wet sheets. And this is the first day I'm feeling. Maybe it's menopause. It might be menopause, dude. My titties. Yeah. I'll tell you what that test does.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It makes me smell a little bit. Like what? The liver king? Just my underarms. I never used to have, like, bodyholder. My wife is like, uh, you're becoming a man. You smell great. You're becoming a man.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Finally got testosterone going. Is that what it is? Some chicks dig that like manly musk. Yeah. I don't think I smell there. Some chicks, I mean, you can change your body body. It's making stronger, muskier and distinctly masculine. Wow.
Starting point is 00:02:13 For the first few months. Jeez. Getting better, huh? Alteres the bacteria-friendly compounds on your skin. Is that many users describe the new set as musky, a reminiscent of traditional masculine body odor. What the fuck? That's how new liver king was on some shit.
Starting point is 00:02:29 You've never smelled that musk in your, Like, oh, buddy, that's only a testosterone smell. It's true. The smell is often more potent requiring more frequent, showering, stronger than the under the under. This is so funny. Sweat can feel thicker and the odor can develop more quickly throughout the day. That's right.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Increased sweating. Elevative body temperature are common. Leading to more sweat and potential odor in areas like the groin. Disgusting. The skin becomes thicker and oiler. Chin, are you on T. I just got back on you. You doing shots?
Starting point is 00:02:58 You're doing the lame cream. No, no. I've actually got back on it. onto the injections. Oh, right. But it's like, every other day I'm really small, like the 20, the 20 mark, a little bit less to. A little bit less than the 20 mark.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Every day? On 100 units, every other day. Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. Okay, you're good. That's what I do it at the two? I guess it's the two. Yeah, that's, what is that 80 milligram? I do less than, but I go under it though.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I go under it. You go under. Yeah, just to be sure. Be sure of what? Just to see how my body. How my body reacts. How my body reacts again. The old palsy palsy have a day on such a low dose.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Is that what it is? You really got to get it cranking. Are your balls all tight, tight? A ball's thin tight, man. Is that right? Yeah, like two almonds. Really? They go away, Brian.
Starting point is 00:03:38 A couple of little babies. Really? Yeah, but since yours are already so oversized, it would probably be perfect. Oh, yeah, then you just have normal. You got the big orangutan nuts. I got big old orangutan nuts, dude. Your body's just like, I don't know. Yeah, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah. Yeah, what can you do? But I do have definitely more stamina and energy. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's fucking science, dude. Yeah. Science. Dude, how about last night?
Starting point is 00:03:59 I had a coach's meeting. for tackle football. Really? I'm at the high school and it's coaches, parents, conference. For tackle football. Tiger. Your boy is playing tackle football.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Starting July 15th, that's the first day we can be in helmets. I'm the, we have our head coach, my boy, AJ, and his son's the quarterback, and then I'm the, I'll be like the offense defense coordinator. So I'm not even trying to be,
Starting point is 00:04:25 ask a dumb question here, but my biggest worry would be sort of injury in this area. Yeah, yeah. That's because you're a low test. No, no, no, no, no, for real. When you teach a kid how to hit, you're here. Head up, head up, head up.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Always head up. So, so, oh, never this. Never, never spike. Yeah, and they tell you that right away, right? Well, that's why, you know, you start them young, so they learn the proper technique of tackling. It's so important. I think about that a lot. Yeah, you know how many kids play football?
Starting point is 00:04:52 A lot. A ton, Bubba. Keep your face up. And we're in Texas, you know how many kids? There's hundreds of kids signed up. But then this kid's interesting. So I'm sitting there. And they go, here's our divisions.
Starting point is 00:05:03 It's like you want your kid to play. If he's 10, you don't want to play it up with the 11, 12, 13 year olds because that's a world difference. Like this is super physical. So you want your kid playing the youngest division he can just for safety. I'm like, okay. And I see the thing. He says small tykes, four and five year olds. I go, small tikes.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Four and five year olds and six years can play tackle football. I start at six. and he goes, this is actually our most popular division because, and it's a, it's kind of a variation of tackle. They're still in pads, but there's certain, like, I don't think they can tackle out the legs. Like, there's certain things they can't do. And he goes, you got a little tycoos.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Oh, I got a little tight who's. I got a white face. You actually got a little tight tank. Oh, I got a white face Barry Sanders. Yeah, the kid's on touchable, especially with kids his age. And I got some speed? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:05:55 He's that outside. He's also a thick. He's also a thicky. Yeah. So I see it. And I go, in the middle of the meeting and he goes that's actually our most popular division there's only one spot left so that thing should be full by the time we start i go one spot left so you're not supposed to be on
Starting point is 00:06:09 your phones i get my phone i text you i go there's small tykes it's four and five year olds tackle there's one spot left check the registration right now i was like also ask bosti if he wants to tackle football bro within fucking three seconds she goes bosti's in i'm like oh shit so bossy starts tackle football. The only problem is like with Tiger and at that age, you know, in coaching it, that makes all the sense. He's 10. You can get, you know, the fundamentals down and also like play real football. Yeah. Real football. Yeah. With boss, it's, you know, it's, you know, there's great coaches, so he's going to be in good hands, but it's just tough. Now, when you played football in high school. High school? Yeah. Yeah. And you would,
Starting point is 00:06:56 you were in Denver. And that gets a little cold in Denver. Yeah. It gets cold in Denver. Yeah. It gets cold. Yeah. And sometimes you've got to play in snow. Yeah. Yeah. You're playing. Practice in snow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:07 You're playing and, you know, it's fall. It's October, November. It's cold in college in Boulder. That stuff. Yeah. Now, I find when I'm cold, hitting somebody is horrifying. Because you don't want to do that because it hurts extra hard. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:25 It's not for you. It's not for me. But did you enjoy that? Yeah, we loved it. Why? Yeah. It's just fun. It's different.
Starting point is 00:07:32 But the ground is so hard. The football is so hard. Everything's so hard. I know. It's just different. It's fun. What do you mean fun? It's just a good time, man.
Starting point is 00:07:39 You're going to run into another guy. You're going to tackle another guy. Now, in college football, if it's week eight and you're coming off a loss and it's fucking bitter cold outside, like, God, dog. And we got to do like one-on-one hitting drills. You're like, fuck. But that's what you're in college. And you're doing it in the morning, right?
Starting point is 00:07:57 You're practicing some of them. No, not if it's in the first. when it's actual season. But spring ball, yeah, you're doing it in the mornings. Spring ball's okay because it's not as cold, right? Yeah, can be. Can be nippy. Out here, the biggest thing is because we're playing in, we start in July, July 15th.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Well, it's too hot. It's too hot. But they have something you do because with the... I mean, that's crazy. I don't know how you do it. Well, you practice early in the mornings to beat the sun. You got it. Or you practice in the evenings because the summer, so kids are off.
Starting point is 00:08:24 But there's also a thing they have now with some straight up rule here in Texas. I forget what they call it, but it's a lot. measurement of the humidity and the heat. And if it reaches a certain number, you can only like be in helmets, you can't be in pads or you can only be out for an hour. Like there's great. It's super strict. It's super strict. Because you can to die. It was funny to the coordinator of all that. He goes, now listen, if you practice before July 15th and coaches have done this and if you say, oh, we just had a birthday party, there's no reason all 23 kids on your team should be at a single birthday party. We know you're practicing. He's like, so don't try. So don't try.
Starting point is 00:08:59 that he's like and also if we find out we look into it your team's going to be broken up and you're not going to play this year if if what he's like we have to give this warning all the time you can't really start officially practicing july 15th but certain crazies oh you cannot start way earlier than why wouldn't why don't they let you practice okay i mean you can't with a full team oh okay okay not with the full team no not with the full team but dad's relying like no my son had a birthday party. It's like you invited all 23 of the team members? Oh boy. Yeah. Wow. Just get a competitive
Starting point is 00:09:33 edge. Wow. But T and the quarterback are like best best buddies so they'll be practicing way before July 15. I mean we're we still have our 7 on 17 like we have a junior Olympics in fucking May you know so they're getting the reps in but as far as the lake traps hitting goes
Starting point is 00:09:48 you can't just get the whole team together. I love this stuff. Oh I can't wait. I don't have the coach's visor like fucking Steve Spirier it's going to be sick. Be out there in that heat. I'm out of that heat. I can handle a heat.
Starting point is 00:10:01 He doesn't scare me. Cole turns me into a cacoward. I don't like cold. I don't have it. Don't like it. I get real big. But in the fall, it's never, like last fall was a shit.
Starting point is 00:10:10 It's wonderful. But it's just when it gets that, I look at it and I remember playing in New England. I played JV football. Yeah, that'd be tough. One season. And I, I'm not a big guy and football's not for me.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yeah, you're frozen. Dude. And through and through. I mean, it would cut through me and I, everything was too heavy. It was just awful. Yeah, I can't wait. I quit. It's the only thing I ever quit.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I went, yeah, I was in practice and I went, I went, I'm not built for this. This doesn't make sense. At least you recognize it. Yeah. This is high school? Yeah. This is high school? I was a, I was a, I was a, I'm kind of coordinated so I could run and catch balls and
Starting point is 00:10:50 throw a ball. Yeah, I don't mean football's for you. No. And I was like, I was like, I don't, this is, I got hit too many times with these guys. guys who weren't, they were just bigger. And I was like, this really hurts. This sucks. I don't even have the strength to, you know, it's just, I'm just not in my game.
Starting point is 00:11:05 And I'm not fast. I'm, it's not like I'm, if I was small and super fast. Yeah, it's different. No, I was like, I got to not do this. That can't wait. Can't wait. Busy summer. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:11:17 If every kid wants to play football, if you're billed for it. Yeah. You can run through dudes. There's some big cats. Come on. There's some big kids. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:25 I did. When I was doing a school, we had a couple of, when Goldberg was, uh, uh, guessing, we, we had these, they were supposed to be kids playing touch football or tackle football or no, flag football. And, uh, some of these kids were real high school athletes. And they were six, six. Oh, yeah, they're huge now. Fucking nuts. Huge. Hands like this. I was like, what do you do? Because I'm a pitcher. He was a prospect. Huge. You look at the Lake Travis team. I mean, like this. starting the ends are like 6-5-260s they're huge now Jesus huge huge huge it's just everyone's bigger now everyone's bigger everyone's bigger yeah that's crazy kids are specializes in shit it's not good it's not good mm-hmm you're gonna drive to Dallas you get shows in Dallas this weekend
Starting point is 00:12:19 yeah shows and Dallas I'd rather drive to Houston or even San Antonio why Dallas drive just when go through Waco, it's just nasty. Yeah. It's just a tough fucking gig. It is. Honolulu, Hawaii, though, I've got to buy my tickets. Fuck. Ooh, you haven't got them yet.
Starting point is 00:12:36 What's that? It's going to be expensive in May. It's going to be expensive, isn't it? You might break even going out there. Bringing the wife. And the kiddos? No. That's going to be a tough one.
Starting point is 00:12:48 That's a tough one. Expensive. Yeah, have you looked at flights right now? No. They're not giving them away. Well, Jet Fuel goes. up too in this economy with a war shit. Jeff, he goes up to. Yeah, so that means a ticket
Starting point is 00:13:01 price goes up. He's a billionaire and he said I was going to fly from London to... He's a billionaire? Yep. Before I even get that, I go, shut the fuck up. No, no, he was going to fly from London? I go, shut up. To the United States and he said it was going to cost me $330,000. It's like, fuck that. I'm just going to take a first month. You're a billionaire, though, so... Spend 10 grand a little bit. Tell me about something else, I'd say.
Starting point is 00:13:26 right uh well that's one stop not too bad it's only gonna take you 10 hours to get there 600 bucks i feel like that's a good deal it's good deal flights of honolulu starting at 513 yeah but is that is that in may though chin it says i mean this is the most current right now you typed in the dates again no i didn't say for me i just this is the current right now if you buy it right now yeah good yeah you're in cali hawaii was only a five hour flight that was like the spot to go. You guys prefer an airline? Let's be honest, though.
Starting point is 00:13:59 That's far because I got to fly from Austin to... I'm saying that, the 10-hour flight? Guys, let's talk for a second about 1-800 flowers, because I don't know about you. I'm always, always last-minute guy when it comes to Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, any of that stuff. But I have used 1-800 flowers. I think probably every single occasion, because I always leave it to the end. you can order one dozen roses right now on 1,800 flowers.
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Starting point is 00:15:13 That's 1,800flowers.com slash TFTK. And you will not be sorry. Anyway. Hawaii's great, though. But you're just going to be there, you're going to get there on Thursday? Yeah. Come on Sunday. It's Thursday, I think.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Might have to leave after the podcast Wednesday. You might have to leave Wednesday, yeah? It's such a far flight. Yep. Maybe spend a day in L.A. What a deal. Fucking Austin to Honolulu, 270. Come on all.
Starting point is 00:15:45 These are one ways, though. Yeah. Way too. There will be one way. Maybe I'll stay there, bro. Maybe you'll live there, man. Be one with the people. Maybe I'll try to learn how to surf and get.
Starting point is 00:15:55 get beat up by the locals. Dude, one love. I'd be body surfing. Hawaii's fucking expensive. Yeah, and don't try to surf in areas you're not supposed to surf. Don't try to do that. Told you my buddy, had a screw loose, my buddy Bob, tough guy.
Starting point is 00:16:16 And he's surfing with a stuntman, my buddy, Khan. And they're surfing together. And Khan tells me that these kind of rough Malibu kind of dudes, you know, venture at kids, you know, come up. Kind of big kind of kids and they go, I think they were Mexican or something. They go, get the fuck off our wave.
Starting point is 00:16:38 And Bob, my friend, is crazy. Looks at him and goes, wrestlers, his whole life, strong. Looks at him and goes, what? The guy goes, get the fuck off our wave. And Bob goes, how long can you hold your breath? And the guy goes,
Starting point is 00:16:55 and Bob sticks forward. You know, just one of those. And, but he looks like JFK Jr., like handsome, but just a screw loose. And the guy goes, what? He goes, how long can you hold your breath? Because I can grab you by that hair. I'll pull you down. Well, I'll just bring you under the water.
Starting point is 00:17:12 I can hold my breath for four minutes. So I'll just hold it down there, and I'll kill you. He can too. I'll kill you. And then I'll grab your friend. So you guys want to do this now? Because I'd love to. Or can we shear the waves that are nonstop?
Starting point is 00:17:24 Right. So then he comes. he comes on he comes on he they're waiting for him on shore and con says oh boy and he he bring up bob williams solo flex this is what he looks like 6 4 2 15 but just can deadlift a thousand pounds it's so crazy strong this our old commercial bright images jenn yeah let's see images no there he is with the glasses in the ball there none of that that's flex wheeler right? No, I got a, he's just stupid shredded rock climber. There he is right there. Earn your wings? Yeah, right there. Six-four just doing weird shit. He could do the iron,
Starting point is 00:18:07 he could hold the iron cross. The third row, the old, the tax say earn your one. He can hold the iron cross. That guy. So go down, go down, go down, go down, go down. Look at him right there. That's his body right there. Just fucking retard. But six four and just like shredded like that and stupid strong. Just a wrestler's whole life. And they're being mean to him? Huh? They're being mean to him? Oh, he takes his, he goes, he goes, he goes like this. So he's a real big time rock climber. He'd make me rock go to go to there right there. He would make me rock climb. His name's booby. That's probably why they made fun of him. He would make me rock climb. That's him at 55 or something. Brian's name's booby Williams. Oh, I don't know why they say boobie. All of me. But he's one of my oldest friends. Yeah, no, they're
Starting point is 00:18:45 oldest friends and his name's boobby. He's no mooby. I don't know what they call him boobie. That's so annoying. Boobie. Anyway, his name is bobby. Are we sure it's Bobby? Yes, yes. Yes, I promise. It's a, it's been my, he was my, he's one of my oldest friends. I've known him for literally 26 years. Maybe he changed his name. No, he never changed his name. His name is Bobby. Kenneth. That's a drug trafficker. That's a drug trafficker. Anyway, the fucking guy, um, so he gets, so they're waiting for him on the beach and he goes, he goes, um, he takes his thing off and he goes, well, a lot of them looks like somebody's going to lose an eye or a nose because he's going to just go. And I think, and forgive me if I'm getting this wrong,
Starting point is 00:19:27 I think Rico Chipparelli, remember him? I think it was Rico. I might be wrong, but it was a guy who knew him from wrestling from when he went to Iowa. That guy right there, that fucking psycho. He's 60 now, but when he went to, he was fucking, here, when he went to, he gets on the beach, and he got recognized by a guy who was the Olympic trials with in Iowa.
Starting point is 00:19:53 And they go, Bobby, he goes, Rico. I think that was Rico. I'm wrong about that I'm wrong but he goes I think you're good but yeah and he goes basically he goes not this guy you guys and that was the end of that but he's a psycho dude you see fucking so you know Drod in the UFC yeah he was going do you know the story he was going to Mexico after a fight he won a big fight he's going to Mexico he had a like an ounce of weed on him and before he crosses the border he's with like a chick or whatever there's going down there to party and relax and he's going down there to party and relax and he's
Starting point is 00:20:26 He thought to himself like, maybe I should throw this out because the border, I don't want to get caught with it. And he goes, fuck it. They're not going to do anything. You know how long he was in prison for? Dude. Hey, buddy. Is that him? Eight months.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Eight or nine months. They don't fuck around. He's a stud too. But yeah, super stud. But he was in Mexico for over half a year in Mexico. He thought he was going to get out and they're like, nope. And they kept fucking with him. But in prison, he was with, on Ariel, he was saying.
Starting point is 00:20:56 and like I have friends in high high a little bag of weed little bag of weed but he was like I have friends in high high places which to me it's like cartel shit and so his his cellmate was one of the top dogs in the cartel took care of him really because he was like my main concern I just wanted like low profile if when they find out the UFC people like want to test you and he's like then the guard started to recognize me he's like fuck but then his cellmate was like some dude and he goes I don't want to say high high places which clearly cartel yeah And he's like, so he took me on his wing. And he had some, he did some boxing back in the day. So he'd hold mitts for me and shit. No shit. Yeah. That's really cool. But he said he thought he was like, oh, that's not a big deal.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I'll get out in like two, three weeks. And they went back to court and they're like, nope. Eight months. Eight months. We just thought he disappeared. No wonder where he was. When the whole government is basically propped up by narco, you know, traffickers. Yeah, but remember, especially as an American,
Starting point is 00:21:55 and what we're doing to immigrants. So Mexico's like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, that's right. That's him in jail. That's him in jail. He's a stud, man. But you can tell he has some benefits. He has some TV and shit.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Look at his shit. This is him right now? It's him in jail, you mean? Yeah, in jail. He got out, but that's how we got told the story. Look at it. They filmed, which is kind of like. They have phones.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Got phones. It's the cartel, bud. They still run shit. crazy though, right? He's a bad, badass Mexican man. He looks very cartelish. He's awesome. Yeah, that's what, when he was talking about it, like, yeah, I'm sure they were like,
Starting point is 00:22:37 he just looks like one of the cartel guys, right? Well, look at the tats. He's just a badass. And I know he keeps saying that, but I do, they did give him a big fight too. Like, he's on a fight when he's coming off the biggest win, and I'm pretty sure, I think this is public knowledge, but I'm pretty sure he's getting Leon Edwards. That's the rumor. Pretty sure he's getting Leon Edwards.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Edward. So he's like trying to get to that next level. Yeah, fuck. Yeah. But think Leon Edwards, I think it's in three months coming. How's his out of prison? Uh, doesn't matter against Leon Edwards. Yeah. But is, is, but he's primarily. He's a striker. Yeah. Primary boxer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tough as nails. Yes. Does that. Yeah. Oh, there you go. D. Rod says he accepted an offer to fight line over to international fight with July 11th. So July, so he just got. got out, May, June, July. But he never stopped training.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, but two months of hard training, he'd be fine. He could do it. He's really getting in shape and get back the timing. It's a great fight for him. And for him, you know, he's trying to go sizzler. So he's trying to knock off those top dogs. It also came out, well, not really came up, but Mazinol did that interview. Recently, he said that one fight that he would come back for right away,
Starting point is 00:23:56 no matter what, is Leon. John, I'm not sure if that is probably something that they're dealing with, too, yeah, Mazurin. I don't know. He said it in the interview. I talked to Maswell when I was with him in the DR. I know exactly what happened. What happened? I can't.
Starting point is 00:24:12 I can't. I'll tell you guys off here. You mean Mazvedal and Leon, the possibility of them fighting? Yep. And who else they want him to fight? Because when I first saw him, like, buddy, break the news with me. You and Connor going down, July 11th. He's like, no. He's like, they offered me this guy.
Starting point is 00:24:32 And I said yes. He said no. And then you told me that some other options, but. But even Mazelaw, Mosul thicky right now. So it's like, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you why I went my Mazelah D-Rod. That's a fucking crap. That'd be sick, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 I mean. Take Leon Edwards out of the equation. And it, you know, for D-Rod, too, big name, huge name. I feel like it's a bigger man, bigger, bigger, bigger friend. name. Did Mazadol? No. I mean,
Starting point is 00:25:01 Mosvado's big now. I'm saying he can fight at 55. I don't think Giraud gets to 55. I mean, he barely makes 70. You know what I'm saying? I think that's a, you don't get me wrong.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Plus, like, Montesvado is retired. You know, he's been retired for a long time. He's a businessman now. You know, like,
Starting point is 00:25:24 it better for him to fight something that is more with somebody who else is retired, who's a legend as well, and they come together. That's why they're fighting. an active fighter. That's why the coner,
Starting point is 00:25:32 well, not too active. He's been fucking prison for half the year. Yeah, but it's still an active fighter. It's also UFC. Like,
Starting point is 00:25:37 there's no, like, how old is D-Rod? Just a bigger man. 30-9. Okay. All right. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Interesting. Huh. D-Rod's not that much bigger than Mosvidal. No. No, so you could fight. Give me,
Starting point is 00:26:03 how old is Mazadil? Earth. One of age? yeah 41 look at him young I know that's a
Starting point is 00:26:23 age I remember dude he's 17 there his first fight was on YouTube in the Kimbo fights unbelievable he's been up for
Starting point is 00:26:33 dude you want to talk about a superstar in the DR anywhere in that area like Miami oh man I know I've hung with him
Starting point is 00:26:39 I've been you know came to my show and we hung afterwards and it's like crazy you ever find out
Starting point is 00:26:46 what happened to his pops I think his dad was, um... He went to jail, I know that much. Yeah, his dad was... Yeah, he doesn't like talking about it. I'll leave it at that day. I just feel like Mazadal-Connor makes sense.
Starting point is 00:27:02 They're both been off for a while, to your point. Two legends. Yeah, that'd be really... I'd love that way. Neither one of them have like a... You know, that can be for a long time. I know it'd be a great fight. The Shikhtag would be great.
Starting point is 00:27:15 They're both going to be a little rusty. Yep. Both are two huge names. Yep. that's that's the fight I mean if you're going to do guys with long layoffs that's really the only fight other than that you're fighting killers man the UFC really doesn't have any warm-ups
Starting point is 00:27:31 unless you're in the heavyweight division Conn's been posting some like Jesus stuff recently and yeah he's found God I guess he needs it right now you know what's weird is usually up the republic you know what's weird is usually Connor trying to steal the show when like if there's a big UFC event Like if there's a major moment, he'll usually steal the spotlight. He'll say something.
Starting point is 00:28:06 Be like, don't remember. Don't forget who's king in here. But the last weekend, nothing. Radio silent about it. Nothing. I feel like, I mean, it looks like he's still training. But he's fighting July 11th, buddy. You got to stay update on the shit.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Who is he fighting July 11th? We don't know yet. I don't buy it. I mean, how many times have I heard this? I don't buy it. Give me a name. Like, you don't take it seriously, do you? Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:36 You do? 100%. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's fighting July 11th, that international fight week. Uh-huh. Okay. He's the most tested athlete on the roster still. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:28:52 He just had a, he just had a, like, an organized sparring match at his gym. Okay. That they filmed. He's sparring, like, legit sparring. So you're, you're counting on this? I would almost guarantee it. Because it's been so many times. What's that?
Starting point is 00:29:07 And against Max Holloway. Okay. They did say Max usually never really talks about who he's really going to fight, but then Max has been talking a lot about Connor recently and a match-up, like a revenge matchup. I mean, that'd be a dope fight too, but I think Max would probably mess up, Connor. Oh, man. And definitely not Nate because of Mike Perry. I mean, there was the Chandler thing.
Starting point is 00:29:40 There's been so many. How long has it been since he's fought since Dustin? Long time. Right? I think so. Yeah, but then remember he went through all that legal shit. He did go through a lot of legal shit. So you're not going to jump in a camp when you're dealing with those accusations.
Starting point is 00:30:01 2021 July summer. My God. My God. You didn't win in six years. Dude. I mean, Jesus. In six fucking years. Well, five, but you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:30:18 That's like... Dude, he has one win in 10 years. How about that? Well, in eight years, but still, that's crazy. Crazy. Right? 2018 was Khabib. Man.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Just how it goes. Yeah. Beat them all before that. Great fight with Nate. I remember you and I looked and you held your mouth and you were like, he's too small. And then he beat Nate. Incredible. That was a very close fight.
Starting point is 00:31:05 Incredible, yeah, but incredible. Showed how great he was. Yeah, nature's too big. Yep. beats Eddie Alvarez, which is incredible. The way he beat him, too, was probably one the greatest fighters inside that octone we've ever seen against the Alvarez. Yeah. Then the Khabib fight, that one's tough because, remember, between Eddie and Khabib, he fought Floyd Mayweather, which took all his attention and then fights Khabib.
Starting point is 00:31:33 in hindsight you're like that was a bad idea but then probably did better wrestling kabib than almost anybody else at the time yeah yeah but again that camp was a nightmare for him nightmare i'm sure right his worst camps why is that injuries and all sorts shit and then you're taking all that time off just to focus on box and floyd yeah and then they gave him cowboy beats cowboy with that shoulder thing oh that's such a weird thing yeah man last time he saw him was against dussimporier and he broke his leg
Starting point is 00:32:05 I would have sworn he's retired. No. Well, he's got how many more fights on his contract? Good amount. Two more fights remaining as of April 2026. Okay. So we'll have this one and then, yeah. And he's...
Starting point is 00:32:44 Yeah, I would guarantee fights this year too because Paramount ain't paying $1.1 billion if you don't promise them a Connor McGregor fight. Is that right? Yeah. 37 that's so wild I remember when he came into the UFC
Starting point is 00:33:00 being like a young kid mm-hmm yeah for Connor hope I do that one maybe one more there's no way the UFC's gonna let him just jump ship and then
Starting point is 00:33:16 off these big paydays are on Netflix MVP you might see Connor pin what the UFC does with them two more times three times max max three times max
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Starting point is 00:36:12 I think some event that Katie Perry actually rubbed her vagina on her face, and then she projectile vomited it right after because it was so disgusting. She just brought that up. She just filed a police report. She just did, yeah. There's better ways to get attention, girl. You think? But also, and this is Chris Dalia's point, believe all women.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Well, we got to believe both of them now. Right. You got to believe both of them. That's right. Scroll over to what's it say? She also has been accused Ruby Rose of dragging a lot of, like he says here. Do we really believe that? I don't.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Katie Perry pulled her pants down. But I also, I'm always like. And she threw up. I think this is, I think this Ruby Rose human is, like, when she got fired from, she was on a TV show and she basically accused the show of, like, look this up. She got fired from Batman, the Batgirl show. Yes. And she accused them of being like, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:15 All these things. She's actually crazy. Yeah. And here's a thing. She's a true narcissism. 100%. And then she's like, it's taking me 20 years. Thanks for support me.
Starting point is 00:37:24 And I feel so powerful. It's like, you hurt, you hurt the women's movement so bad with this bullshit. Also, like, get some perspective on life. You know how lucky you are. She's also just doing it for PR. Following her departs from CW series Batwoman must be an nightmare to work with.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Series of allegations regarding toxic, unsafe, and abusive working conditions. I can just tell you guys, as somebody who's been on countless TV shows, that's not a thing. I'm telling you. I'm telling you it's not a thing. When you're famous and you're like a woman who's that pretty and you're a huge part of the show,
Starting point is 00:37:57 everybody kisses your ass. You know why? Because I ain't pretty and I'm not a woman, but I got my ass. We are spoiled rotten as actors. I've been in the business forever. But also Warner Brothers, who doesn't really fuck around goes, studio denied the claim stating that Rose was fired for following multiple complaints about workplace behavior. So they let her go. And by the way, so Peter Roth, who I used to know a little bit,
Starting point is 00:38:25 pressuring her to return to work for only 10 days after her emergency back. No, he didn't. He probably said to the agents, we got to shoot. This is costing a lot of money. We got to figure this out. Or we're just going to replace her. Schedule. That's it. It's not the way it is. Accused co-star Doug Gray, Scott of acting unprofessional, yelling at women on set and hurting a female stunt. Dude, imagine 20 years goes by, you need some way to get back in the headlines. You follow police. You follow a police report that Katie Perry.
Starting point is 00:38:56 It's all about her. Rubbed her vagina on your face. Yeah, watch this. The police are going, okay, we'll look into it. There is an investigation going on because they have to do it. This is 20 years ago. Somebody gets to go talk to Katie Perry. The studio, they're all like, can I, I want to,
Starting point is 00:39:12 want to talk to. The studio denied the claim stating that Rose was fired following multiple complaints about workplace behavior. That's what I said. She sucks to work with. Yeah, she sucks. Revision is history. Resolution is history. If Hollywood says that about you and you're a woman, believe me. Yeah, you suck. Believe me. She sucks. She sucks. I saw her do this about her. Yeah, she criticized Sydney Sweeney. She called her a Creighton. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's jealous. She just sucks, man. As a person, She's gorgeous, but she sucks. But she doesn't realize, I mean, she's already burnt her career to the ground, but this makes studios go, do not touch her.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Dude, this is what they don't realize. She's so dumb. If you thought it was over before. But narcissists never think that. Yeah, I don't realize. They think that they are the center of the world. Yeah, that's right. So studios, they just go, I can promise you.
Starting point is 00:40:00 They're like, Ruby Rose, you're fucking out of your mind. I don't want to deal with that shit. That's what, you know, her career will just be over. And 20 years from now, she'll be broke and wondering what happened. She's like, it's weird. My phone's not ringing. It's like, yeah, remember all the crazy shit you did? And you were very difficult to work with you in the height of your career.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Yeah. They don't want to deal with it. That's right. Oh, and then there's also, remember you were the hot chick? There's Sydney Sweeney now, and she's a pleasure to work with. Yeah. She's a way hot. She's a pleasure and does better.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Oh, and she didn't shave her head, you dumb bitch. And better actress. Yeah, yeah. How about that? Better actors. Shit. Yeah. Although I love her shaved head.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I think Ruby Rose is very gay, I guess. but even that question. This is a person who will do whatever she can to be, you know. Just left the police station. But not enough to actually file a report. If you did, you could stop others from potentially being victimized by her as well. That is if this actually happened in the first place. That was from.
Starting point is 00:41:02 But she's getting what she wants. I guess people talking about her. Oh boy. Yeah. She is. Okay. So when this happened. let's see if I still have it here
Starting point is 00:41:19 well there were okay so there was a thing where they pulled up an old interview with that girl from gosh dang it I have it somewhere hold on let me find it first yeah I just every time I see this I'm like man Hollywood the things people do you know Anna Kendrick yeah she was on a talk show and she said that oh she was finger banging my my cleavage at one point but she was jokingly this she's talking about Katie Perry at a party
Starting point is 00:41:52 yeah that's fine I mean that's Katie that's two girls playing around but they say another allegation it's not now it's not like same like she's upset it's just her joking around let's see
Starting point is 00:42:06 she's joking around but I do see Katie Perry being kind of like like a crazy playful person or whatever Anna Kendrick doesn't really have cleavage all due respect what happened
Starting point is 00:42:17 what did you say by her she doesn't really have cleavage so it's a little bit she's Anna Kendrick's is funny and she's making Super talented. Katie Perry finger-bagged my cleavage.
Starting point is 00:42:28 It was a weird night. I love Conner. I love Congress. So you're standing still when Katie Perry walks by and... Yeah, she's like... That's her thing. Yeah, you know, she's aggressive. I like it.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Okay. That was an allegation. Yeah, it's... Her exact quote is, she's aggressive and I liked it. Yeah. Yeah, this is going nowhere. No, it's not going anywhere, but it's also like, you know... Yeah, if Ruby Rose didn't have so many dumb hater things beforehand, then you would take her more seriously.
Starting point is 00:43:08 She just like an awful human being. She's just like one of those people. I just don't think she has much to do. No. She's got nothing to do and she wants to be relevant. And the one thing that, like an actress like that, when they stop being, you know, relevant, it's like a vampire when they die. They bring everybody with them. Okay. Let's see. What is that woman saying about it? Same thing.
Starting point is 00:43:28 Let me hear. Let me hear. Let me hear. I like it. It's the same shit, buddy. It is the anarchic shit. Yeah, it's the same shit. It was the same thing. It can only go so much. Okay. Ruby Rose. This is Jada Pinkett talking about Will Smith. Another, another narcissist.
Starting point is 00:43:42 This is, yeah, this is a wild one, though. So she's on, I guess she's on her book tour. And I try to find out where this interview is from, but I can't find it. Either way, she's talking about that her entanglement with August, that Augustina guy, whatever. Yeah. And she said that she brought that up to protect Will. Let me play for you first. Set it up because this one I was ready to throw my book across the room.
Starting point is 00:44:06 So, you know, everything came out and I was like, oh, I got to take myself to the table. Like I got, now mind you, Will and I were not together. We hadn't been together. 2016. And I decided I'm going to take myself to the table. Will says, I want to come to the table with you. and I was I was really surprised
Starting point is 00:44:34 and I felt I was like wow he's like I don't want you to be at the table by yourself I want to support you so I was like oh okay so he comes to the table and you know I try to just you know and this is a really complex moment
Starting point is 00:44:52 we come to the table and Will's not ready he's not ready and he's kind of backtracking and he's going through this motion and I'm like so I'm like well I'm going to have to speak my truth
Starting point is 00:45:15 but I'm also going to protect you so if I got to look like the adulterous wife to make sure you're good I'm gonna do it I don't get it It's like church. So. How's she protecting him?
Starting point is 00:45:36 It wasn't the case. Look at her. I wanted him to be okay. She's doing this. I told that story to help him. Also in that moment. Yeah, right? Two things.
Starting point is 00:45:49 As I'm moving forward, I'm also moving backwards. Because what I realized at that moment, I got in my martyrdom back. And what that is for me is, she said nothing i don't know what she said i don't she said i don't she said no idea what she said so but i don't get how her saying that she cheated on will it's for him i i i fuck that guy for him he was for him because she's got it's if i get fucked and i'm happier it makes him happen it sounds like it was going to come out that that's happened so she wanted a beat to the punch so there's a different
Starting point is 00:46:29 interpretation that fans have have brought up as well she decided to put her own happiness aside to support his. Ah, right. So that guy was the humiliation ritual continues with no accountability. I agree. So okay, the other interpretation that people are saying is that Will was the one that was fucking him and she took the she was the scapegoat being like no, I'm the one that did. No, no, there has been plenty of people saying that as well. That's why. Sure they have, but I don't know. Yeah, I don't buy that. She was definitely into it. So it says Jada Pee and Smith says she admitted to cheating on will to protect his ego claiming she could have taken it
Starting point is 00:47:09 to the grave but chose to come clean to protect her family protect her own happiness first all they weren't together right so that's not cheating if you're not together but they were on a family vacation and you're sucking dick while we're on the way but how does that how does that how does that protect his ego by by saying she's cheated because she's just a cheater so much shit for it that this is her way of like i've said from the start like whatever you want to say they have been in a relationship forever and they've made it work forever. No, they haven't, Brian. They haven't.
Starting point is 00:47:38 If you listen to any of it, they haven't made it work forever. It's been a disaster forever, but they keep that closed until she started a podcast. Then it comes out. They haven't been doing good in fucking 20 years. They haven't made it. They haven't figured it out. But they've been together. No, they live together.
Starting point is 00:47:56 They've been in a tumultuous, horrible relationship for 20 years. They hate each other. Jayda Pinkismiss says that Chris Rock asked her out after Will Smith slapped that's hilarious So I'll play this for you as well hold on God damn she's trying to sell books Tell me about it I would never read that book I think every summer all the reports would come out that me and will were getting a divorce
Starting point is 00:48:18 And Chris just he thought that we were getting a divorce So he called me he was like hey You know basically he was like I love to take you out And I'm like we're mean you're like well aren't you and Will getting a divorce? I'm like no I said, Chris, they'll just rumors. He's like, oh, my, I mean, he was appalled. You know what I mean? I think every summer.
Starting point is 00:48:38 But Chris Rock is like, what the fuck? Why would you tell people this? Dude, he has to get out of that now. The whole thing is like, you don't have to say everything. God. You don't sell those books, though. Yeah. Man, their son, and I don't like me to find anybody's family,
Starting point is 00:48:57 but their son is, he's just living. in his own world. Have you seen? Yeah. The daughter's awesome. She seems like it. She's awesome. The son seems like a little lost, right? A little bit. His music career was crushing. Was it? I don't want to be funny.
Starting point is 00:49:14 With young kids, crushing him. I hear, he's kind of a nice guy from what I hear. I don't want to say anything bad about him. I just... Have you seen this from Keene people? I have to, we have to edit it up. Have you seen this? No. Oh, you got to watch this shit. This is them playing Jaden Smith. This is so funny. my agent.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Hi. Hey, look, man, I'm going to be real with you, okay? This alien boy script, I'm not feeling it. I mean, it's hard being Will Smith's son. I just want to make sure my next project reflects that I'm a down-to-earth normal kid. Am I making any sense? Dad bless you. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Do you get any of this? So funny. Yeah. Even like in the beginning, he walks out of this gigantic bed. He's like, I don't know, just a normal kid. Like how he. Yeah, everyone sees that. That's his life, man.
Starting point is 00:50:03 He was the first one. When Tesla came out with the SUV, he was the first person to have one that I saw. The truck? At Air One. The X? Yeah, he's always, it's kind of like wearing these crazy outfits and just he and his sleepy buddies. They all kind of like, come on a music career, though. For young kids, he's huge.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Really? Yeah. Good for him. And like fashion tour, right? Something like that. He's Christian juror's like main guy or something? He loves fashion He's just a character
Starting point is 00:50:33 It's also tough when your dad's Will Smith I would imagine I would imagine he's a little guy This is pretty dope So this is an Oklahoma principal That notice there's a school shooter This school shooter kid or person Wanted to mimic common mine
Starting point is 00:50:49 And then principal literally goes after him And I guess he was pointing at the kid To be his first victim Oh shit fucking Look he tackles him with the gun in his hand The guy doesn't seem like he was putting up much of a fight. Very true.
Starting point is 00:51:08 Probably some drugged up video game playing Nutcase. In the school, you can just walk in like this? There's no security? Jesus. Scary. Just walking in with a gun. Ruin a bunch of lives.
Starting point is 00:51:25 God. So he goes to shoot at... Did he shoot? He right there. He cocked it back there. Right there? This guy must have seen it. He got shot in the leg.
Starting point is 00:51:39 He got shot on the leg, I think. The principal. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he did get shot in the leg? I think so. I wish there was volume. Did he get shot in the leg? Nobody's missing any meals in this video.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Yeah, I remember he got shot, hold on. Yeah, that's another thing that I noticed too, which is kind of whatever, but who cares? Wow. Got shot in the leg. Did he get shot? Yeah, I guess it says that. Yeah, he got shot. Let me find the actual article here.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Oh. Taking a bullet to the leg while particular students. Good on that guy. It's incredibly brave to freaking tackle a dude with the gun in the hand. I love that guy. But I don't see where he got shot on the leg. I mean, if there's audio to the actual video. The video of the heart-stopping moments a gunman walks into Paul's Valley High School in Oklahoma. You can see a pistol in hand.
Starting point is 00:52:27 But watch what unfolds next. Principal Kirk Moore in the blue shirt emerging from another door and tackling the suspect. Identified by police as 20-year-old Victor Hawkins, a former student of the school. Just feet away. You can see a young person slip out during Moore's fast-out. Acting efforts. Authorities say the principal was shot in the chaos, but managed to get the suspect to drop the gun. Another staff member then scrambling to pick it up.
Starting point is 00:52:53 It doesn't surprise me the actions that he took, but it is amazing at the action. Yeah, what a badass. Because most people get scared, run away. In a statement, Moore said in part, like so many educators around the country, we prepare for these events. I'm grateful that my instincts and training as well as God's hand were available to me. The suspect told investigators he was inspired by the Columbine school shooting, according to an affidavit. He now faces numerous charges, including shooting with intent to kill. Let's go ahead and put him away forever.
Starting point is 00:53:25 As the shaken school community is grateful no one was killed. Thanks to the heroic actions of their principal. To not encourage other idiots to do this. Hey, so if you even attempt this, you die. By the government's hands, you die. I'm with you on that. Just scare the fuck of these insights. But make it fast.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah. Yeah, they want to kill themselves anyway. That's the problem. A lot of these kids turn the guns on themselves by the time they're done. Yeah, because they already gave up on life. It was awesome. This is more happier. This guy, Taylor Chen, he created a trailer.
Starting point is 00:54:03 I'm not sure if we watched this one before, but this is just the trailer part. So I'll show you this first. Well, this is, yeah. I haven't seen this. It's a reenactment of the whole, Reacher guy getting attacked by his neighbor Fucking motorcycle pricks One gladly
Starting point is 00:54:41 Don't be a little bit I never did like that neighbor That looks awesome That's great So that was you know John Cena Because they came from a cell phone video From the neighbor right So then he built on this
Starting point is 00:54:57 And made this And this is just insanely good Previously on I never did like that neighbor Is it cool if I send this to TMZ? This summer Business is poor
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Starting point is 00:56:14 Besides, the women love it. Hi. And what about him? Fuck, it still counts. Shapes and size. You're not sure how you plan to get rid of him. Is that Channing did him? Be careful. He's really dangerous.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Yeah. Hey, boys. Can I help you? Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Channing fucking Tatum? Who's that? You don't know who you look exactly like? It's like we're really looking at Channing fucking Tatum. I'm not Channing Tatum, bitch!
Starting point is 00:57:22 I'm not Channing Tatum. I mean, the movie looks awesome. That looks good. I'll watch it. I never did like that. This is, and John's scene is so funny, man. AI is just fucking, like, it's going to be, I mean, it's already killing it, but this is already like insanely amazing.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Oh, yeah. And then you got the attention of... It is. What's this now? Jamie Fox saw it. I've always known here at the gas. He's the greatest director out there. He just showed a little bit of his genius.
Starting point is 00:58:12 If you guys are watching a new trailer that he created, what's it called? Welcome to the neighborhood. This summer, don't be a little bit. Anyway, yeah, he just. game props. Good. But now I'm thinking like, did he make this up to? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:58:30 Like Jamie Fox saying thank you. Oh, maybe. But no, it is supposed to be right. Who knows? You never know what he says, yeah. I'm not chanting Tatum. But did they get the actors to do that? No.
Starting point is 00:58:42 That's all AI. Really? That's right. That's the whole point of it. They didn't actually get the actors and then put AI over the, John Cena is not acting in that. Are you serious? Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:58:52 Are you serious? I'm being dead serious. No. He did it. And did you hear, Brian, as he's, man, he's so funny. Like, buddy, that's all fake. That's all fake. No, I know Channing Tatum doesn't look like that.
Starting point is 00:59:02 I'm saying with AI, you can make his body. All of them are fake. John Cena didn't say, let's do a trailer follow up on this. All the voices, all the images are all fake. That's how incredible AI is. Fuck. Brian thought that was real. I did think that, I thought, I thought, I just got taken.
Starting point is 00:59:20 I thought they did this as a joke to kind of deal with the oh man that's all fake I don't blame me for getting taken for this kind of stuff I do I do literally I was literally looking at John Cena going it was so good yeah
Starting point is 00:59:35 I know you at John Cena is so good in this and funny and I was like always got a lot of veins he's probably taking a little too much stuff that's where the thing that's where it gets tricky right because like you would watch this movie right you would watch it yeah and you know it's not them also I was positive that that was actually them
Starting point is 00:59:53 doing a fake trailer movie with AI with the explosion the help of AI Yeah it's unfortunate He does all this shit It's wild man You gotta check out this page
Starting point is 01:00:07 God Wow I got I got taken Yeah All right That's fine it's fine Have you heard of this guy Vitali Yeah He used to bust all those guys
Starting point is 01:00:19 Yeah he's a huge YouTuber He did something before got in trouble now he's doing this again and he put someone on camera that was not a child predator or yeah it wasn't a child predator oh no it's it's a public kink like uh it's i i even say wait i have the text i had the text right here i told her um consensual non-consensual i literally i told her up here look um no like no so i i told her that listen neon let me read this real quick wait wait no way what wait what hold on let me yeah one at the time one at a time let me just show you Okay, so you guys know that, you know, I'm not playing or anything like that. You don't know everything. You can tell me.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Okay. I want to be totally honest before everything. I lied on there. I'm 16. Wait, wait, no, no. Don't make it weird. Wait, wait. I'm calling the cops right now.
Starting point is 01:01:10 You said, oh, probably the cops. Yeah. Look, look. Wow, let me get another. Wait, no, no, wait, no. Don't touch me, motherfucker. Don't talk. Don't, man.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I'm a cautious. I'm a cautious. That's pulled me these things. That's not my account. You pulled up. You can see the guy is clearly fighting for his life. His girl's flaunting saying, He's like, you're this absolute paedophile.
Starting point is 01:01:33 He's saying, no, you've got the wrong account. Let me show you my evidence and my proof. And again, everyone is surrounding this guy like he is complete evil. When in reality, which we're going to see, they were wrong. You just thought we didn't have to stop that, buddy. Guess what? No, no, no, no. Where is the right?
Starting point is 01:01:52 Guess what? Hello. Guess what? Can you guys come from California? Yeah. Can you guys come to my own person right now? I am at, um, three,
Starting point is 01:02:00 seven. I'm not looking at me and my little bitch. I'll fucking fuck you up. I'm not trying to fight this. I, I'm not a violent person. I'm not trying to fight for two. You're not a home.
Starting point is 01:02:10 You're not a person with men, but you want a little girl. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah, right? Oh, my. Shit.
Starting point is 01:02:17 No. Oh. I thought that's a dog. Damn, dog. Damn. Like, this guy's trying to act all time. Yeah. What do you want to do this with a 16 year old?
Starting point is 01:02:32 None of them are actually looking at him trying to show him the phone and be like, no, my messages don't say that. They think that he has a second Snapchat. And when you read what we're going to read after this clip, you're going to realize how absolutely humiliating and life ruining this shit is for Akash. And like to be subject to all of this shit, he said, I thought she was 18. These guys are saying, no, you're here to meet a kid. This is in Bucky.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Why you just watch her while you're on your phone? You just block it while you're on your phone. This is a problem with cameras. Like everyone's like heightened. It's a hot mess and not listening to him. There's a problem with vigilante shit, though. You know what I mean? This is the problem with vigilante shit.
Starting point is 01:03:19 And this is the Akash dude thing. So this Akashu is kind of like a kinky guy. He wanted to meet up some chick, whatever. But he wasn't trying to meet up this young 16-year-old. So Vitali fucked up. And now this guy is already all over. He can get sued. Oh, yeah, he's going to get sued, man.
Starting point is 01:03:33 If he doesn't sue that he's wild. But anyway. That's fucked up. But it's so true. Like, this is the problem with vigilante groups historically. The reason you don't have, you have a formal police force. You mean professionals. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Not a vigilante force is that you're not professionals and a mob will kill somebody who's innocent based on a rumor. And that's why you have what's called due process. and a whole it's a frustrating process with child molesters and the but you have to go through it I'll tell you's never got it wrong that dad against predators was it dap those guys never get it wrong so when deuterre in the Philippines was going after um drug dealers he was getting like essentially vigilante groups were reporting to him and then killing uh you know drug dealers the problem with that is that you may have a beef with somebody. You get a group of people together and you kill that guy. So a lot of people were being
Starting point is 01:04:37 killed innocently or just like without any due process at all and just shot in alleyways. And you don't want a society like that. I promise you. I promise you don't. So what happens to the, is he going to sue? Like what happens? Yeah. I mean, a falsely accusing someone, whatever you can do legally with that. Did the guy lose a job or anything? No, I don't think he lost a job. The problem with a lawsuit, Bubba, is it, it brings it out in the open. It's still embarrassing. It's still embarrassing to the same thing. It's not. It's not embarrassing. But if you're innocent, and this is already news, like the damage is done. Yeah. What do you mean bringing out in the open? It will, for him, any of this will continue to be, you'll see the video.
Starting point is 01:05:15 It's just, he probably wants it all to go fuck away. Oh, I disagree. It's already out in the open. Yeah. Well, you would settle out of court, I think, if this guy, Vitaly even has any money. Well, he was, like, really, really rich from YouTube, but then he just started falling. Oh, this kind of hurt him? Oh, he did something else where he got arrested.
Starting point is 01:05:36 I forgot what he was. Vitalia. Yeah, Philippines. So he did pranks. See, he says he does whatever to get attention and views. Like, I'm pretty sure he doesn't even really care about these trial predator people, but since I mean, he may. It's not like I, it's not like I don't agree with him in principle. It's just, it's in the beginning.
Starting point is 01:06:05 He was dancing and making, you know that, you know, that famous song. Damn. He was deported in Russia. Yeah. but he was making fun of his Indian heritage and stuff to his beginning. Okay. But he lives in the States, though.
Starting point is 01:06:18 Yeah, but he's Russian. That's why he got deported back there. And blocklisted from returning to the Philippines. Yeah, well, he could have some big problems with that guy. I hope so. Yeah, you got to know what you're doing. Yeah, there's not much else. Yeah, there's not much as there's like, but we don't know,
Starting point is 01:06:44 we don't really follow streams, right? Well, this, this, this rabel NFL reporter who was. signed what's going on with that i mean they're both married they go to a resort and they're like see him being intimate but there were other people around was there apparently are you uh i i i just sniffing around there i mean they're both attractive people yeah but you're married and they're older and he's ahead of a football team and there's all things being accountable you know yeah i mean i just saw the picture of him with her at that resort i don't was there was there Was there more to it?
Starting point is 01:07:20 I don't know. She abruptly resigned and she's like, I'm not going to use any oxygen. It doesn't represent the group of six people who are hanging out during the day. Right. Ramos says those photos show complete innocent interaction and any suggestion otherwise laughable. I don't know why it's that big a deal. Why is that such a big deal? The NFL doesn't fuck around with any of this, huh?
Starting point is 01:07:43 They're not. I mean, she lost her job because right, she's like a breaking inside. Well, she actually quit. She resigned. Yeah, but for her, it's a bigger deal because she was getting information from Rabel, like, you know, injury reports and sense of information. So for her, it makes sense to resign. Like, it's going to be frown.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Anywhere she goes, they're going to accuse her of flirting or sleeping with the coach. So she's kind of fucked. Rable's going to be fine. Yeah. But also, it sucks for her. Yeah. Especially if there's nothing going on there. Great career.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Yeah. She's got to, like, resign. fuck you. That's what bothers me. It's like, that is such a big deal. People think it's not, like, that's your career. You work your whole life for that, your whole life. And because of public scrutiny, you have to like resign. Like, go fuck yourself. People who call for that have no idea what it's like to build something. But I don't think anybody called for it. I think she just, the field she's in, you can't really get that close to the sources. It's also super unprofessional.
Starting point is 01:08:57 They all know each other and stuff, right? I mean, she's saying she doesn't want to deal with the frenzy. So I don't know. Interesting. You know what I'm saying? Interesting. But the field she's in, like you're kind of fuck. It's possible also that, you know, there could be something going on.
Starting point is 01:09:20 That's not out of the realm of possibility. But also her deal with Athletic was already set to expire on June 30. So she chose to leave early based off this. If I saw my wife holding hands with a dude, it would be an issue for me. Yeah, well, that's what it says. So that probably were up to something. I would assume she gets another job. It's just tough when you get that tainted track record and you're trying to get leads and stuff.
Starting point is 01:09:45 But if there's nothing to see here, then that should not be a tainted track record. And her publication came to her defense initially. here let's see that holding each other i mean that could be dancing they were dancing there but they've also worked together for a long time yeah yeah i mean this is not there's all this i don't know this just doesn't seem like a big deal honestly well they're in the pool together that's them in the pool together yeah just a little too close like it's just unprofessional that's the problem especially when you're a report but if there are a lot of people around it's not if there's a lot of friends around, right?
Starting point is 01:10:34 That could be just a big hangout party. I just see them. Yeah. Who's taking pictures, though, do they say? You know, they're people. Some dumbass. Everybody's trying to catch them and make a story. Everybody.
Starting point is 01:10:52 Oh, that's why. Her husband's a stud. It's a good-looking family. She's gorgeous. I do remember there was a clip of her talking about her husband, like, I married an average guy. Yeah. Something like that.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Yeah, some weird shit there. smit smit smit yes in her field of work it's just such a bad looking she knows that she does she knows that okay so any breaking information she gets people like oh geez wonder how she got that you know you're fucked it's just you can't do that yeah just can't hopefully she finds a gig somewhere you're married to a quote unquote regular guy by her her words and then you got rabel stud it's called a high value male breton i don't know if you know this but high value females tend to mate upward with high value males. And she's around those guys.
Starting point is 01:11:48 But again, you can't get into journalism if you're going to suck people off. I'm not saying that she did that. I'm not saying she did that. I am saying that there's a phenomenon in human beings where a high value female will tend to at work mate with a higher value male. Of course. That's a very common thing. Evolution.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Not, they don't go down. You understand? I'm just saying. I'm not saying. But that one, I don't know how this really like equates to, but the whole Tom Brady, Giselle Bunch, and then she started dating the jiu-jitsu guy afterwards. That's like going way further down, right?
Starting point is 01:12:28 That's different. Yeah, she had money and she was probably. But she's high value. Yeah, she's high value. Yeah. He might be a stud, though. Who is that guy? I know him.
Starting point is 01:12:38 He compared to Tom Brady, Brian. So that just destroys your argument. But that's one example though, Chen. But it is a great example. It's a great example. Right. Really rich. But she's a high value female.
Starting point is 01:12:50 Yeah. My guess is she, yeah. We don't know. Yeah. But there's a caveman thing there. Wrestler, strong. Is he big, big handsome guy? He's tiny.
Starting point is 01:13:01 He's small and thin. Bring him up. Yeah, I've trained with him before. Yeah. Yeah. Tom Brady's a fucking. Tom Brady, buddy? What, the goat?
Starting point is 01:13:16 I mean. Joaquin Valenti. Valenti brothers, yeah. Dude, he's gorgeous. Gorgeous. He's a small dude. Yeah, he's small. Yeah, you're right, Bob.
Starting point is 01:13:35 You're right. Well, I'm sure he's really good. Look, people, the whole thing is complicated, right? how long was it over before it was over and Tom's obsessed with football and he knew playing that he knew playing that last season he was picking football of his family and she was probably like fuck it dude like all you do is talk about football
Starting point is 01:13:59 I was going to say you get it dude but you've also done it let's move on we got kids that's I think being married to the goat would be exhausting boring I don't think it'd be boring I think it's exhausting yeah just like it's only football all the time like how much much can a woman talk about football when somebody's obsessed with football? That's also his main priority. You get a lot from it, but you pay a price for it. She warned his ass too. She did? Yeah. I was like, you do this. I'm out, man. He's like, say less. I'm going to play for Tampa Bay. Yeah, well, there you go. You know? Yeah. Because it's also kind of what she's signed up for,
Starting point is 01:14:35 but I guess not for that long. She's like, bitch, you're 44. I thought we'd be done in our 30. Yeah. Like, I'm trying to move on. How long were they together for? A hot second. They have, what, three kids together? Wow. Yeah, so I would imagine after a while you're like, fuck this. Yes, you probably just wanted a dude who's going to be around all the time. Because you're not around, right, when you're... No. Nearly 16 years.
Starting point is 01:14:56 13 years and merge. That's a serious accomplishment. They should be praised for that. Good for them. They did their best. Fuck it. No shame in that. Who's Alex?
Starting point is 01:15:15 Oh. Oh, I mean, Tom Brady's dick is not lonely, Jim. Yeah, no, his dick is not on its... So she's what I would call very pretty. Yeah, you're Tom Brady. Tom Brady, you get who you want. No, when she broke up with him left for the juice guy, he's like, okay. Well, I guess I got to get this gold dick out now.
Starting point is 01:15:43 I mean, I guess if you're into the goat and I'm six, five, whatever you want. He's six to five? Probably. tall man great athlete greatest quarterback maybe ever I mean you know might as well be six five
Starting point is 01:16:04 sure big fella but also like it's just so much more than that he's such a special and life doesn't suck for that guy even though he got divorced like okay yeah the jihitsu instructor we brought on to train my kids
Starting point is 01:16:19 okay yeah I'm just gonna go fuck whoever I want And keep drinking these avocado shakes. That's it. Homeboy got muscular. I don't believe that picture, but. Yeah, that picture's all kinds of weird. Wow.
Starting point is 01:16:46 Yeah, he did play for a long fucking time. Long time. Thank God. All right, Chinas that it, Bubba? That's it. All right, B, you're in Dallas, my boy, from East Dallas Diesel. Let's go, baby, hyenas.
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