The Fighter & The Kid - Conor McGregor's Return Changes Everything | TFATK Ep. 1202

Episode Date: July 7, 2026

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen recap their July 4th weekends before diving into Conor McGregor's long-awaited UFC return. They discuss the Max Holloway matchup, ring rust, weight classes, fight IQ, Patty Pimblett's rise, and International Fight Week.The guys also react to the FIFA World Cup, Cristiano Ronaldo vs Lionel Messi, England's chances, Thierry Henry, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Bryan Johnson's latest health diagnosis, Fourth of July fireworks, and plenty more. Subscribe for new episodes every week. Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkQuince - Make your summer wardrobe easier. Go to https://quince.com/fighter for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too.Momentus - If you want to try Momentous Signature Spec Creatine, head to http://livemomentus.com/ and use codeFATK for up to 35% off your entire first order.Vanman - Ready to make the switch? Go to https://vanman.shop/fighter and use code fighter for 15% off your first order.Ultra Nuro Pouches - Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code Fighter at http://takeultra.com/ !#UltraPouches #adO'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Well, no, well, don't skim over it. Don't skim over it. No, fuck you, bro. Fuck you, bro. Bro, come on. No, no. Why you side-eye and me?

No, no. Why you side-eyeing me like I'm not a patriot? Again. And this full, we're usually the podcast, 11.30 noon, typically what we do. Noon. 11.30. 3 a.m. Well, no, I said.

I got to be there at 1.30. Well, at 3 a.m. goes, fellas, chooses to fly back the day of the podcast. Goes, fellas, got to do 1.30. I'm like, all right, I'll do Big Brown breakdown early. Sure. I'll go home, come back at 1.30. 1 o'clock.

Fellas. Dealing with a little bit of traffic here, flights delayed. Well, wasn't even that. What even that? I didn't have, so. Oh, well, I got a little lightning. First, it's the flights delayed for an hour and a half or whatever it is. We got a little lightning on the tarmac.

So the guys putting in the bags had to run for cover. And with standard, you set the timer. It's 15 minutes. Then they come back out. And I'm like, oh, this is good. And then I don't have Wi-Fi for the first hour and a half of the trip. Oh, because you've got to be 10,000 feet in the air. No, we just didn't have Wi-Fi.

It was like, they had to reboot it. I was like, hey, guys, sorry. You've been doing this too long to flyback day of, though, yeah? Day of. Now, here's the problem. When you got the family, dinner, Sunday, Jersey Shore, I'm trying to do everything. I'm trying to keep everybody happy. Fly back on Sunday.

Got to fly back Sunday. Or we just do it on Tuesday. If that is the case, just be like, hey, fellas, just do it Tuesday. Just so you're not stressed, too. Yeah, I know. It's all good.

Yeah. But you have your thing on Tuesday, so I didn't want to fuck you on. But I do it early. Big Bang breakdowns 11 a.m. I don't know if you notice or not. I'm a news anchor now. I was going to say.

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday. It's not bad. And a show on Sunday. And a show on Sunday. But I shoot it Friday. Wow. I'm Ron Burgundy of M. And are you,

You're live streaming. Live streaming. Yeah. It's a lot of work, Bobba. It's a lot of work. I love it. Good money.

There couldn't be a better time. Yeah. It can be a better time. Yeah. It's fucking popping right now. Yeah. But how was your fourth, pal? It was,

it was a Jersey fourth. It was the cool thing about the four. Jim Pan fireworks? Oh yeah. The thing about the fourth that's pretty cool is that when you're on the Jersey Shore, where we were, Long Beach Island, everybody takes their boats to the sandbar about 100 yards of

way on the water and now you have all these boats anchored and then there's a floating bar sir oh wow and everybody's out there parting now it's tough to get out of there now you're probably gonna ask how much time do i spend in that mix and the answer would be none sir oh same none but i like looking at it they do the same here at lake travis because the guy he owns some mattress company he puts on the biggest fireworks show everyone's like oh you can go down there i'm like well tell me how it works they go well you You get there by 5 p.m. Oh. So you get to the front.

I'm like, what happens if you don't? And boats the only way you can watch it because he lives on a giant island, right? And they're like, so if you get there late, then you're in the middle. And then everyone's drinking. Everyone ties their boat. And there's hundreds of boats. And you're not going anywhere, by the way. Stuck there.

You're there all night. Yeah, you're there all night. I'm like that. Well, no, in Jersey, you get there at, I don't know, 10 in the morning. And then everybody circles you. you stay in there until everybody goes home. Not for me. Now, here's what I didn't tell you.

I don't know if you read about it or saw it, but we were on the water. I've never experienced a hurricane, sort of a storm that blows up that quickly. Was there a storm in these coast? It was, it lasted four hours at night, but we were out there and there was this giant roaring cloud and said, hey, there's an extreme thunderstorm

morning and the wind started to blow and then it started to blow so crazy that i was in the water trying to batten down the sailboat that i don't know how to do that so her dad's doing that i don't know you're not a sailboat guy sailboat guy ever like the sailboat salted dog you know my god the ropes the knots he's like tell me that i go i don't know how i'm sorry am i lieutenant dad fucking bro he's securing it i'm like i don't know how to do any of this shit i was as useless he may as well had a fucking cow chewing grass in the water. That's how helpful I was. Sailboats aren't for us. Not for us.

I had to take the boat exam and when you get sailboats, don't know, no, no, no. Just skip that one. No, no, no. I'm not doing it. With the jib sheet and the tacking and the wind and that and the shit. I'm sorry, did I grow up on the sea? I didn't know how to tie sailors knots, guys. Also, I don't like, I don't care. I don't mean either. Give me a power button. I don't know what fuck about the, it's not for me. But it was so, the wind was so crazy. Was it bad? That it was, it was, it was so crazy that I actually got worried.

Because it was 60, then it got to be 80 mile an hour winds. Have you ever been around in 80 mile an hour winds? It's fucking crazy. It was, it was so crazy. You haven't even some lied that there's 80 mile per hour winds during the fires, but that turned out of fake. The fucking house that we were in was swaying. Oh, wow.

Yeah. And I guess it's built for it, but it was swaying, which I've never had. I mean, when I say swaying, it was really swaying. And the worry is that if it gets crazy enough, I guess there's a garage that it's built under so it's two things if there's pressure and it blows then it can compromise the house but has that ever happened well it may have you're paying for it huh you're paying for it if it does that you know what i'm saying like you gotta put i'm sure it's a protocol to put that in your house yeah you have to but i was amazed man i'd never had that like when it just oh mother name just vile and fast dude and fast

we had to i'd run everything in like the chairs and stuff because they would get this is my thing you got to bring him here man there's nothing like a july fourth in Texas. I know, I know. One more thing about how strong the wind was.

They had a, like a floating dock. Doc, yeah. The wind was so strong, it pulled up the fucking, um, out of the nails.

Yeah. And flew it into the neighbor's thing. Big boy. I've never, I've never had that. No. No. But,

uh, yeah, I'm in Texas. I'm in Texas, man. Although Jersey's pretty patriotic. A lot of American flags. A lot of American flags.

But it says, July 4th on tech, it has to be, I think it's the best holiday here. Is it really? Man, it's a good time. So you had a good time? Yeah, it's like the sandlot.

I'm the orchestrator of the fireworks, all the pressures on me. I went to, and that's the dope thing about Texas. You can get bombs. Oh, legit. If I want to blow somebody up, I'll do it. But we picked up my neighbor's truck and his entire fucking trunk and his SUV just filled to the brims. And I turned back around.

Is that safe? Yeah. And he was like, stop. And I'm like, but I'm sure nothing's going to happen. But if it did, we're so screwed. Could you drive a little slower? I mean, get a few pounds of dynamite back there, Bubba. Yeah.

I mean, it's game over. Yeah. So we liked them off, right? It's a whole fucking Disney World, whole show. Everyone's clapping. Tad goes, it's quiet. You hear, is that it? I turn, I go, what did you say?

Is that it? What do you mean, man? His eye just, that'd be longer. buddy that was four minutes of furious no i know yeah i'm like oh man piece of my my my my two-year-old that you'll like this story we're in this we're in a three-story house it's it goes up and um well my uh my uh we my left i left at five this morning so that was fun you go to philly airport my wait is the family all still back there oh yeah now my wife is sleeping with the in-laws and with her with the babies and a man's in the house hello hello the fuck what the fuck came there for the gang bang

came for the gang bang well that'd be nice came down and my two-year-old got out of bed and decided to go downstairs and go in the house go down outside and take a walk around the neighborhood of sleep walking in his diaper with his blankie just dragging it along and was four houses down because I left the door open I didn't not open but I left it unlocked as I left because it's five in the morning oh got you yeah I mean I'm the two but dude closed doors I don't I can't lock it from the outside and he decided I'm gonna go take a stroll I'm not tired and I'm too good for him in it good for him and the guy goes he was interviewing me your son was interviewing me and then led me right the house and say you go right that's one time and he knocked on the door he goes you're not

knocking it to open him my son opened it oh wow he's potty traded too gangster gangster gangster also very dated good way you get kidnapped Jesus Christ now the uh was it the jiggleo murderer serial killer was out there yeah he was out there was he long island i think it was long island i'm gonna's jersey shore i think it was long island is there no serial killers on jersey shore i'm sure the fact about jersey shore first food truck diary ever was frank yeager and jersey shore wow Wow, that's right. I remember that. First one ever. When you're a young man out there and you're, you're tan, you would have had a good time.

You got the muscles, tattoos. You'd fit in very well. The ladies. I would have done my hair like them wearing life beaters. Yeah, got those Italian gals, those Italian girls. Oh, I bet it's nice. Oh, boy. Yeah. Long Island. Yeah, July 4th is, it's probably the best holiday in Texas. What is in that?

In this, type, Pepsi? Okay. Why? I don't know. I thought maybe it was a secret. slushy or something you were slushy yeah it just turns out of crazy no man I wish it was a fucking secret

slushy no man it's a big old um you've been watching the world cup I'm sorry about Mexico your household must have been I'm half British though Bubba you're half British so I could quietly root for the boys British I forgot your mom is a hundred percent print Honda

nobody knows that about you your mom is not American no born and raised you're half an American. So I'm going for England. I'm going for it. And then I'll tell you what. They were doing everything they could to fuck over my Brits. They were doing everything they could.

They really were. They weren't called any penalties. We only give you 10 players. Okay, whatever. Yeah. Oh, that's foul. The penalty kick. I'm like, all right, this can reduce.

Oh, and the bonus time? 11 minutes. The fuck? Yeah. So they're doing whatever they could to keep Mexico in it. So clearly England beats the shit out of them. And then I was pretty silent all night. they made their food and stuff for them like, all right, whatever.

And then I go, well, it's over, I go. Well, they're kind of, you know, it's not really a thing. And my mother-in-law goes, what? I go, you know, soccer's not your thing. She was, what do you mean? I go, well, Mexico, you guys, it's not fair. Like, you guys are ranked 14th in the world, and you focus on soccer, or as you call it football, but you're 14th in the world.

Like, it's all you guys focus on. you don't have the athletic ability to keep up with the rest of the world. Didn't go, oh boy. What do you mean? I go, look how small they are, first of all. I said, look at Harry Kane. Harry Kane, he looks six, seven out there. He's six, two.

That's how small you guys are. You're fast. And he guys are good footwork. You got good footies. But you can't keep up with the big boys. And you know what the thing is? It's true. Well, they can keep up.

What's what's going to do against France? They're about how many people that are. in Norway, seven million, and they're crushing Vikings. Well, Homeboy, who's the best in the fucking world? Six-five. Zlatan? No, no, no. That's old school.

He's Swedish. Who are you talking about? Hagland. Haglund. Oh, dude. He's six-five. He's actually six-foot six inches tall. They say he's six-five.

Yeah. But either way, big cat. I mean, a big cat. And compared to the Mexican. He's a giant goon. And Kane's six-two. Oh, no, don't get yourself. All of those guys.

If you look at most of those guys now, they're all over six feet. I mean, average height's six foot. Yeah. You know. Well, that's because you still got short people in, even for the big team.

In a lot of the countries. But my point is Mexico, there's not like some big athletic freaks. Like there are two sports as soccer and boxing. Yeah. Yeah. And baseball is the third. Baseball is third.

Yeah. But on the world stage. You're right, though. Peep out of Japan or Venezuela or America. I mean, Mexico's leading score. The Mexican's leading scorer is rather dark. Yeah, he's not from there. Not from there.

Just like our guy. We gotta be respectful now. Just like our- Don't fuck with Mexico now. Well, just like our guy, he's not from here either. You know that story? His mom, they're from, I'm pretty sure, London or some shit like that. I forget where he's from.

But his mom was pregnant on vacation in America. He came early in Brooklyn. She gave birth hair, but he's never lived here. Didn't go to school here. But he has dual-s-ish. All those African teams, like the Ghana-Genean team, Ivory Coast team, Senegal team. They're not from there.

They all live in France. Yeah. And they didn't make the World Cup teams. They called it like, hey, guys, you know, I'm really good. And they are really good. France is monstrous. I can't stay in France. Yeah, they're good.

They're probably going to win. I hope not. The only white guys, there's one white guy on that team. On France? Yeah, one white guy. They're all. I can't stand in France. I don't like anything French.

I like Cheryl Gahn. I don't like the French team. I don't like croissants. Come on, man. I had two croissons today. Fuck them. Come on, all of them. Delicious food.

I'd love to take it. They're worse. And it'd be great if they lose just because it opens things up. I would like to see them lose. Yeah, because then anybody can win. I want to see Messi play Ronaldo. I want to see an Argentina-Portugal showdown. I'm going for Holland.

I mean, obviously, the U.S., but let's be real. Yeah. If we'd get by Belgium tonight, which we could. Yeah, but how about Belgium? But then the big boys are waiting. Now the big boys are waiting. The big boys go, this is what we do. Yeah.

Then it gets tough. Yeah, Norway. Norway. Who else? Who's waiting in the wings here? Spain, Portugal plays today. Spain, Portugal. U.S., Belgium, France, Morocco, right?

I think Morocco. Argentina, Egypt. Waste of fucking time. Egypt is good, though. That ain't shit. You got Mexico, England, Switzerland, Colombia. Colombia? Colombia?

Switzerland is no punk either, though. No. Brazil lost to Norway. Norway England's next Saturday. I'm pretty sure there's one game. Norway England is a dog fight. That's going to be a hell of a fight. Pretty sure England's ranked higher than.

I think England's ranked fourth. Yeah, England's badass. Very good. Well, listen, guys, Quince's clothing. They cut out the middleman. You are not going to find better quality. It's exceptional quality clothing. It's as good as you get for literally 50 to 80% less

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People are outraged by. They said Trump did it. Yeah, Trump called him up. It's also lame to give him a red card. I thought that red card was lame. All of it's gay. He didn't mean to do that. He was literally stepping.

All of it's gay. When they kicked the guy out from the England team, it's all gay. I didn't see that one. I watched the game. I was the one part I missed. You want to hear him talk about her a quick? You know what? He's going to sound like me talking about soccer.

Sure. But it was. It really will. And that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even. an infraction. There was two guys running full speed that happened to crash into each other. I agree. These were two great athletes that got tangled up and this referee who is a little bit suspect?

Trump is defending his role in the Flare and Balligan, Red Card Controvers. Whatever you want to say about the guy, he cracks me up. A little suspect? Suspension. Trump says all he did was asked Gianni and Fentino to review the play insisting that, quote, that wasn't even a foul, that wasn't even an infraction. He also called the referee a little bit suspect and claimed he has a pass. In case you missed it, Trump asked FIFA to review balligans.

hilarious. Now, they say FIFA says... He's standing up for his country. Do you blame the president? No, I enjoy it. But that president Gianni says that Trump had nothing to do with it. That's probably true. To an extent.

I don't know. The president of the... Forever, I mean, people have their opinion. See if it's ever been reversed. I think this sets a precedent. I thought it was a shitty. I did not see it as a foul at all. Are there any other presidents or prime ministers from countries calling FIFA though?

That's the problem. Most of them don't give a phone. That was the problem. He's, you know, hold on. All right, they can sometimes be. It says it can, but I'll see. Oh, yeah, examples. It happened 2014, having 2012, 2019.

Okay, so it happens. Yeah. All right, it happens. I don't like, I mean, I guess it's good. They can go back and watch it. I'd rather you do it on the fly. The U.S. has had such a bad image over in Europe and what people are all saying. Everybody's saying.

They love it. They're like, people are so awesome here. That's the media. I know. It's a horseshit media. It's all bullshit. Because, you know, people are like, I'm overwhelmed with how nice people are. Yeah.

Now, what's dicey is, I think the U.S. plays tonight at 7. Tiger and Bostia football at 6.30. I'll catch the last half, though. Oh, boy. I know. Yeah. I know. You can watch it on your phone, but you're not going to be doing that.

No, man, I fucking coach them. Yeah, and your football team's monsters, huh? We got some monsters. Yeah? We got some monsters. Big boys? Some of them. And, you know, some of them.

You look like you're having such a blast. Oh, the best. Such a blast. Yeah, you saw the, I posted me and Boston. It's your best angle. Oh, yeah. You know, it's your best angle. You just love it so much.

I was born to do. Yeah. It really is, isn't it? Yep. You feel it. Love it. Nothing better. Nothing.

Nothing. in Paris. Nothing better. I think it'd be one thing if like the kids weren't into it, but they love it. So I'm like, really? Let's fucking ride. Watching your kids be excited about something is so awesome. The best. Oh. The best. It really is. What are you doing Saturday? I will be here. Doing what though? With my 14 year old son. I know, doing what though? That's seven o'clock. I don't know Brian

I'm gonna stop you in the fucking face Brian Really This is why I call him a casual Connor McGregor Fight Wing Come on bro Oh boy

You just found out That's fine I'll be at your house Waving my Irish flag I'll be at your house Tom McGregor fights this Saturday Bubba

National Fight Week I can't believe it's this DSD Patty Robert Whitaker Who's Whitaker Who's Whitaker Who's Whitaker Fighting?

Cryloff Gable Stevenson What Yeah buddy Cody Garbrandt Making Giagnanis King Green Terrence McKinney

Brand Roy Val Okay Cory Sandahagan Corey's our boy Tracy Cortez on prelims Which is rude Wow

It's Connor Fight Week You fuck How about Elisha Ellison Whoever he is He's got to be like Oh boy Yeah

Oh boy That's how good So Yeah here I go Hey we got to What do What do What should I do

Watch out for his Double Leg No, I bet the call goes like this. Hey, man, we got one for you. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you're an international fight week. Wow. It's Connor Card.

Oh, man, that's all. Dude, I really appreciate it. No doubt. No doubt. Here's the cap. So it's July 11th and Gable Simpson to bye. Well, what do you think I should? Bye-bye.

I just don't want any tough wrestler. God damn it. Yeah, as long as not a tough wrestler click. As long as he's not insanely explosive click. man those last one you keep giving me these wrestlers man i could use a click he's as long as it's not a world cast athlete at 260 oh fuck he can't do a standing backflip right at 260 click i'll take you man just don't give me a gable click ah just sprawl elijah sprawl his camp his face you're in the camp i'm but they're like um okay you want working some takedown defense no bring out the chalkboard i got

no just you know what just kind of hold the bag down just throw uppercuts and i'm going to You allowed to bring somebody in there with you or no? Can you bring Daniel Cormier or somebody in there? Okay. No. You can pay an extra? No, sir. Yeah.

No, sir. How much wrestling of you? Not as much as him? Yeah. Go on it. Yeah. I'm the coach. He's like, man, should we work and take the events?

No. How many weeks out are we? Six? No. Yeah. No, no, no. You should have started when you're six years old. So the thing is...

That's right. Yeah. Why don't we just work on haymakers and pray for the best? I can't believe. Conner. Coach, why aren't we doing cardio? Doesn't matter. doesn't matter.

You got to land that first punch or we're going to lose. Yeah, you want to punch him in the face. So you're going to do uppercut. He's going to go low. Try to uppercut. How's your uppercut? You're working on your upper cut? Knee uppercut.

He will grab the knee, though. He'll eat your knee and grab your knee. So here's camp. I'm going to hold the mitt. I want you to throw as hard as you can. And then I'll just, that's it. That's it. For eight weeks just coming.

That's it. That's it. That's for about 30 seconds. Yeah. Work angles. Work angles. And keep them at, keep them at bay with your jab. Tough one.

Yeah. Watch how Petter Jan beat Marab. What do you expect in out of Connor McGregor? Do you give him a chance to win this fight? I don't even know how to think about it. You know why? Because you haven't been thinking. I haven't taken, I never took it seriously.

Wow. Because. Oh, you're one of those guys that were like, it's not real. Yeah. Dude, there's still people in my comments are like, we'll see if you show's upset. I'm like, can we stop that? Well, he's kind of earned that a little bit. From what?

It's been so long since he's fought. Yeah, but he's the only time he's ever pulled out of fight, Michael Chandler, when he broke his fucking toe. Other than that, the dude doesn't miss him. He's not, he's not, he's not, uh, Kabebeer, he's not one of these guys that keeps fucking missing weight and falling out. That's not his M. He's, they're fighting the 70, right? 70, which I think is a huge advantage for Connor. You think it's a huge advantage for Connor?

Yes. Really? Just because he's bigger, stronger? He's had how long off and was in the, got himself out of the testing protocol to put on the weight the right way? Conner's a big cat. Dustin Pore, I'm sorry, Max Holloway probably walks around at 172. Max, 172. I thought he was heavier than that.

172, 173? 172, maybe 174? Like he'll have to cut maybe 3 pounds? Really? 170 is not ideal for Max. It's ideal for coming. Why is it not ideal for him, though? Because there's this misconception, like, and Rogan spreads this tune.

You just, you guys haven't fought. So when they go, well, it would be better if he fought at, if it's max, if he thought his true weight 170, that doesn't, just because he walks around at 170 doesn't mean that's his ideal weight. His ideal, it's like, because he may not be in shape, right? Or his timing, or he's not as fast, or there's a number of things. He gets up to 190, they say. But, you know, he's vague.

His frame is not a 190 frame, though. I promise he's not one. Is this Google? Chad. His chat, yeah, no. His frame is not. So he probably is at 175. He's not.

So here we go. So since moving permanently to lightweight, today. you like he likely enters camp somewhere 170 180 yeah makes sense he works around about 173 I know for a fact but um believe that so there's not a ton of advance from at 70 but it's like a potan right yeah dude you walk around at 230 heavy weights can be easy okay go fight a heavyweight yeah weird he's not as fast not as explosive not yeah doesn't have very many advantages there anymore. It's not like his power increased. His peak, peak performance at 205. 185 was a stretch. When he's younger, 185 worked. 205, he needs to cut about 20 pounds for peak

performance. Which means he's at fighting weight. Fighting weight. There's a reason why fighting weight, which is when you're in the best. Everyone, oh, cutting weight's so dangerous. Shut the fuck up. Fighting is fighting weight is when your body has, you're in as good shape as you possibly can be. You're in your prime, exactly where you need to be. So, and for, for, For Con, I think 170 now, especially he's older, is that 170. There's a reason why he's not fighting at 55. Can't make 55 anymore. It's too big.

You got too big. But he's known for how long he's going to fight at 70? So he's like, I'll fight, but it's at 70. He's got it before. Yeah, well, that's different. That's different. He had to really just not cut weight. So that's not, the problem is if you go, well, his power didn't translate when he fought

Nate at 70, well, that was a shorter camp. and also he just tried to not cut weight and just walked around at 70. This is cutting down and preparing and putting the weight on the right weight. He's jacked, dude. So you're optimistic about his chances. Big time.

You are? Oh, yeah. Big time. Big time. I love me some Max Holloway, but... Yeah, but what makes... He's older, too. Max is 34.

He's landed the most strikes, significant strikes ever in U.C. history. He's also eaten the most significant strikes. That's a big deal. He's also 34. Also, he, I mean, listen, we all love Max there. He's one of my favorite fighters. Max got dog walked by Charles O'Liver last fight.

Well, but he didn't prepare for wrestling. Okay. But he knows how to wrestle. Yeah. So at 34, has he taken a turn? You know, like, it's not like the best days are ahead of Max. Well, you think it's going to be a boxing match? Until it's not, until Connor shoots.

I think Conner saw the holes in Max's game and I think he shoots second and you think Connor's been wrestling a lot He has a very hot And that's why he's not showing any footage Very high fight IQ He's also the kind of guy that Right? Yeah but the issue with Connor is right

So if we add in shooting and shit like that in wrestling His cardio His cardio His cardio His cardio He's always been a thing That's his thing He's a race horse

Yeah He can't run marathons Yeah And Max have Max has got great cardio. So, yeah, so what Max needs to do is just weather the storm, the first and second round, drag him into the fourth and fifth and put them away.

Man, that's... Or being by decision. That's a, that's a... It's a big one, too, to be, you know, at that, like, it's a big fight to come back to. Jesus. But if you're... But if you're Connor, it's like the start, the magnitude...

He only fights big fights. It's just him. There's no warm-ups. But then if you look at the candidates, like, if you're the UFC, right? We're all going Max Hallway him fought in five years. Well, let's go through it. I think Max Holloway's probably the best matchup. Listen, Connor's still an underdog. Don't get twisted.

He's still a dog. There's a lot of variables. But Max, we know he's not going to shoot. We know exactly how he's going to fight. He's coming up to 170. He's not a knockout artist. So if you do make some mistakes with ring rust, Max's not going to end your night in the first round. Right. It's not what he does.

Right. So out of all the candidates, it's like, all right, It's great. It's great. You know, it's like, all right. Like, can he do it? Yeah? Yeah. Don't get it twisted, though.

Five years off and your leg fell off. It's a tough fucking gig. He still got that great. His ability to judge distance be on the edge of the pocket like that. He's so good at that. He's such a good boxer compared to everybody else. Although Max is really great, but we'll see. Oh, yeah.

Max is a legend. You think, you think Conner's a better boxer than Max? Not like pure boxer. I think he's like a better counter. puncher. I think he's more explosive. I think he has better angles. Better counters. It is weird that injury, you know. That can be a real problem. No one's ever come back from it. No one. No. Oh, dude, momentous. You want the best creatine on the planet? You want to know that it's completely pure. Momentous. Okay. Yeah, because creatine, your boy here takes 20 grams a day.

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Probably both. And then B-S-D, Patty Pimlet. Is there anybody who's benefited more? more besides Justin Gaichi than that fight? Because remember after that fight, both of us were like, ah, Patty, like sloppy, blah, blah, blah. Now you look what Justin did to Ilya. Like, Patty put up with that for five fucking rounds.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And ate all the shots. Big boy. That motherfucker's tough. Tough as shit. Tough as shit. Yes. That's a good point, by the way.

That's a good point. Everyone wrote him off and now you're kind of like, uh, yeah. He's a little better than we thought. Yeah. Okay. He's a hell of a fucking athlete and big for the weight class. Big. Way bigger.

My thing with Patty was I just, you know, in terms of like fundamentals and just like in terms of his ability to strike with the highest level guys, it's not there. It's not there. But my one is saying, Dini is not a high level striker. He's a, he hits hard and he storms you, yeah. And he throws those hands like, you know, same similar fighters, fighting style, actually. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. The more I sit on the fight, the more I. like it for Patty. Me too. Me too. I hated that first, but I like it. And if Patty wins out, I don't see why, it depends what they're going to do with Connor's contract. I don't see why they wouldn't do Patty versus Connor at 70.

Ben was dealing with staff. That's the rumor now. So that's what they're seeing in pictures. Oh, in your joint, that's bad. And he had staff before, remember? And he blamed that on his loss for one of the fights. All the time, man. I mean, it's not the end of the world.

They have it all the time. They do, huh? All the time. Just part of the gig. Now, if it's weak of and you have to take antibiotics, that's a different story because it ruins your cardio. I love it last night. I don't know if you were listening to the pregame.

They have like the three, like Henry is on there. Forget who else they have on there, the commentators for the World Cup. And the lady asks you, He goes, now how big of a factor is the Altude going to play on the England team playing at 7,000 feet? He goes, stop, stop. Who said that was Lotton or Terry Henri? Terry-on-R-R-R-R-R-Rey. Yeah, yeah.

He goes, stop, stop, stop. And she goes, well, because it's going to be a factor in this game. No, it's not. No, it's not the professionals. It's not a thing. It won't affect them. And she goes, well, because the Alt-E goes, they've played it out-tune. These guys have been playing since they were little.

It's not a thing. It's a thing for you guys. not a thing. You, I promise you, they won't get winded. They're not going to, you're not going to be second air. They're not going to play at that altitude. They don't get winded. They're the pros. I mean, they play it against Mexico in Mexico City. The pros. Yeah. They, they, they, they're a race horses. It's not a thing. They run 10 miles. He goes, that's a thing for you guys, for the media. It's not a thing for the professionals. It's not a thing. It's just not a thing. That's crazy. Do you hear the, TRI Omni's top 10. Oh, I know. T. T. Terrible commentator.

He's, I fucking agree. Right. I said it. I went, I said it out loud. I go, I don't think he's, I don't, he never smiles. Zero energy. He's always like this. I'm like, hey, smile.

Dude, zero energy. Yeah. Super salty is not playing anymore. Salty is. Just talk shit, it talks down to, it just shits on everything. I fucking agree. Like, hey, I need a smile. You know he is?

French. Full circle. It's like, dude, you are, you are. I would be. on the bat, there's no way we're the only two things. He muggles. Him and the guy with a ponytail who played for Sweden. Zlatan, he's awesome.

They're both terrible compagint. Not an ounce of energy. Because they're all talking this way, you know. And at the end of the day... Did you hear what he said about Sweden? I think it's going to be... You have to always make sure... Oh, no.

And then T. And then T. And also, you know, it's... It's tough. It's tough. Because it's tough for them. This is what we do, but... And if I was out there, I would have four goals. And he's frowning.

And there's no humor. None. No, I don't think so. There's no humor. Hey, you guys, fucking wake up. Hey, there's no energy. There's zero energy. Hey.

And all they do is poo-poo on every team because they're not, you know, they're two legends. And then the Swedish guy goes, uh, not joking, goes, you know why, uh, you know where sweeten is at. Because of me. Because of me. Of course. And Henry goes, yes, Drew. And you're like, what the fuck has happened?

Do you know what Zlatan did when he moved to, came to L.A.? What? And played for the galaxy? What? You know what he did? He took out a two-page ad in the LA Times. I love him and said, you're welcome, Los Angeles. Wow.

There's a lot about the guy I fucking love. I like that. He's hilarious. Listen, I like both Henry because he's French. I like him. Literally, too, to Alexi, the guy who's played American soccer and not anywhere near those guys. He was a defender.

No way close. Alexi goes, well, you know, a lot of people are calling the French arrogant. We can talk about that. And Zlatan goes. Or ignorant people, ignorant people would call it arrogance, intelligent people call it confidence. Yeah. But they just have no energy, man.

Here's my thing. If we're, we don't watch soccer. If we're saying this, I doubt those guys are back in full of years. I literally yesterday, I had it. Yesterday, I literally went like this. I go, I don't like that guy. I don't like either. Fucking A.

He goes, there's not, for what team was it? Holland, I think is they've last little. identity. They're just, they're not, they're barely trying. It's, it's not what they do. By the way, when they, I can't even. Right. And when they win, there's no excitement. It's like, you know, I said they were, they were men today. They were the lions. And they, they did a very good job. But they're no. That's not being positive. I know. Even the wins that go, not their best, not their best. It's like, you know what you're saying? Yeah, they all died in the plane crash. Yeah. And unfortunately, it's very sad. It's exactly the same. There's no inflection in their voice.

It's all monotone. They're winners. They did incredible. They died. Or whatever, the Mexican cat that they have when they go to Mexico, he's the middle guy. He's their all-time lean score. Cito Rita or whatever the fuck his name is. He's good.

He's good. He's good. Oh, that guy. He has energy. That guy's great. He wants to be there. He's next to the black guy with dreads. That's the staff.

It's great. Yeah, he's great. He's great. I agree. He's got energy. He's funny. Damn, chin typed in World Cup Cheeto. I don't know.

What I'm a lot. Do Mexican Mexican World Cup All-time League score? Not Cheeto. It's fine. I'll take it out. Hold on.

I asked Chin if you watch the he said it's not really my thing. No, wow. So anti-emigrant? Chichita. Chichorito. Chichorito. That's fucking right, man.

All I do is watch this shit. You said Cheeto. Chito, Cheeto. Chittorito. There's there's Quilian. Quinones.

I love this black. Grown up in Mexico, that must have been tough. Buddy, he didn't grow up in Mexico. Oh, he didn't? No, he's not even from there. Oh, that's hilarious. Where's he from? Look it up.

Oh, switch to Mexico at age 26. Yeah, you represent Columbia. Oh, I love it. Hilarity. Well, he's a bad motherfucker. Chichorito's the man, though. He should be doing the main desk job. I know those two fucks are legends, but they're terrible.

They're terrible. I agree. You got to get rid of them. There's nothing to them. I, and when they, when they had, I give Zlatan a pass because he's funny. He's, he, he, and he's so cocky that I kind of like it. But the, uh, Terry, what is it, Terry Henry? Terry Henry Henry.

Uh, they had him break down the goals for that Harry Kanehead. You can see here, he's open. He knows, he knows what he's doing. He backs up goal. Uh, go to the second one. Who gave him the job? I know he's great. They're legends.

They're legends. Yeah, man. Fuck. Hey, I hope he listens to this. I'm sure he does. TRI, you got to have more energy. You got to smile more. You got to communicate.

That's my thing. Just because you played soccer or legend, doesn't mean a thing. This is not for you. No. Van, man, listen,

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Hey, it's all right. He's had a lot of work done. A lot of work. Now, bring him up when he's younger. Oh yeah, bring him up when he's younger. Bring up before he made money. No, no, no, let's not do that. Do it.

That's his natural looks. No. Looks like shit. No, no, no, he's. As I say, he grew into. Honey, you're not ugly, you're broke. Listen, he started out as a. A rat.

As a little duckling, an ugly duckling. Super ugly. And blossomed into a swan. Don't say anything about him. He blossomed from doctors. No, no, Bubba, come on. No way. Well, he had his teeth.

The teeth for sure. That's a bad, that's AI. I mean, this looks real. No, that's real. That's real. And there's nothing wrong with it. He had the wonky eye. All good.

You get that face. Wunky eye? Dude, that right eye is a disaster. But that's why he lasers in on the goal. Because one eyes over here, one eyes on the defender. More pictures, please. One sec, one sec. Because.

He's a handsome fuck. Teeth make a difference. The whole thing. I need more pictures. But he's a damn good, I mean, he, you know, has Messi had some work too? No, I don't think so. Messy's just, you know.

His tooth said, Sike. It's crazy how bad his tooth was. He does look like just a teenager here. So, yeah, he was 19, 18. Yeah, and the teeth or, you know. Look at how he blossomed. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, handsome devil. Yeah, handsome devil. And then as talented is all. fucking get out. Crazy. He's older now. Crazy.

Let's see if Messi's had work. Messi's issue is he's 5-3, right? Yeah, he's like 5-6. Yeah. Disaster. But he's so fucking, well, you know, nobody wants it. No, he looks exactly the same.

Yeah, he's the same. He just, and he doesn't like, he just grew up. So, you know, you know, Ronaldo is made is like his workout routine, nobody can keep up with it, his discipline with the way he eats.

They say that Messi gets him. massage and just goes out and kicks the ball. Like he's not... So talented. Yeah, he's not... I mean, granted, but he was recruited since he was like eight years old. Yeah, well, he was always great.

He was just special all the way around, just a genius. Maradonna was that way, too. Maradonna could control the ball. My family doesn't fuck with Messi. They hate on Messi. Really? Yeah, they don't like his attitude.

Really? They say he's cheap. So he's a dirty player. Well, he's not as nice. He's mean. He's little and mean. He's not as nice as... He's five free.

Cut him up some fucking slap. Yeah. Don't say that. I think he's 5.6. You got to give him those three inches. Is he 5.6? I don't think so. Yeah, you got to give him those three inches, blah. It looks like he had a nose job, though. But let me, a terrible one. He still has a schnaz on it. It wouldn't matter. You're five, you're five.

When you're the best soccer player in the world, it may be ever. He's not 5.7. He's listed at 5.7, but I don't know. Yeah. He's not 5.7. He had growth hormone deficiency as a child. Five, two. Yeah, yeah, growth hormone as a kid. And then became the best of all time. That's crazy. Yeah. Let me know what growth he was using because I'm not going to,

take it. Now Maradona, Maradona, Maradona. Maradona? Maradona is, is, was also in, um, Argentina. Now, let me tell you something about soccer. So already I don't give fuck and the fans don't get a fuck, but when you bring up guys from the 70s, oh, well, he's the greatest of all time. Yeah, I know, but when I say we don't care about this, I can't have size enough. And then died like at 50 from cocaine, basically. At least you had that sweet Jerry curl. Oh, he was incredible. like he was just incredible like what he could do to a ball

was nobody's ever been able to do it you know it's crazy and then he tried to coach and it his hair was sweet damn I hope US wins but it's like this just this monsters waiting for us this is the most talented team we've ever had

it is but yeah you got some monsters you just got a monster waiting for you you win this one okay here's the winner see how tall he was Bubba because he was actually 5-4 weird um yeah i'm i'm pumped you hope they win tonight five five so crazy that's that's a weird thing as to be a guy that's a hard one you know probably not a lot of headers not a lot of headers and now you're playing against these dudes who are you know a lot of these guys on the

british team one guy on the british team is six seven big boys well the swedes had some big boys norway has the big cats yes that's him with fidel then that fool had some Acid washed jeans on me and Fidel Castro. Yeah. Yeah. Castro was known to have incredible stamina for the ladies. And he would eat, they'd say a bucket of rice and two chickens that are sitting. Smoked cigars, just a real man's man.

They already hit Trudeau's mom from the back. Well. And that's how he came to this world. Well, these are facts. If you look at the young man, if you look at young Castro, he's a good looking guy. eight to twenty scoops of ice cream in a single sitting

I'm not sure but I love it In the CIA assassination plot They tried fucking with his A milkshake God A traditional Cuban soup Pork sauce or bacon beans

Yeah He just loved ice cream I get it I love ice cream myself I do too I want it now There he is I mean

Come on I mean that's newsome to it I mean I'm sorry Trudeau That's definitely Trudeau That's definitely Shredo right here Yeah

That's fine Yeah Well, you got to see, actually, there are even better comparisons. Oh, yeah, we saw those before. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's spot on. And it's all good. I mean, it's not hard to believe.

Bro, his mom was with Fidel Castro for years. This is a fact. Well, they just would visit. Yeah, Fidel was just chatting with the lady. No, he's getting his nuts suck. And then what happens? That cut. I mean, come on.

Look at that. That cut comes out. and him and Katie Perry are married now, yeah? I think they're dating. It's pretty... I mean... I mean, it's pretty uncanny. Yeah, that's the most similar.

There's no to that. Pierre Trudeau. Pierre Trudeau. Pierre Trudeau. The dad? Yeah. Pierre Trudeau must have been a real cuck. Oh, buddy.

There's no way. I'm sorry, is that the blue guy from Spahn? Bring up the blue guy from Spahn. Get that picture of Dad and something else. Bring up the blue guy from Spahn. Hold on. That's a little too much, though. Same nose.

That's him. Go back for a sec. That's very good. You're very good at that. You're the best in the world at that. It's very funny. I lost it. He looks nothing like his dad.

I mean, that is the blue guy from Spawn right there. Yeah, it is. Let me see him with his dad. Go back. Hold up. Hold up. Good looking kid. But, I mean, that's not your son.

That's fine. It's not your son. I'm proud of you for raising him. I mean, it's not your son. While your wife's getting. Dick down in Cuba. I mean, compared to young Castro, a revolutionary, wearing camo, smoking cigars, a man's man.

Yeah. Might have been a communist, but she had no chance, man. Somebody gets to drain these nuts. I mean, she was cute. She was cute. God, his dad's busted. She was all right now. He was kind of a gangster, actually.

Longest running, serving leader of Canada. It is Canada, but. Pierre Trudeau. Yeah. I would have, she's really pretty, though. Yeah, classic. So average? She has a classic, uh, prettiness to her, I think.

She's classic beauty. Look at her. Oh, man, I don't see it. Bad pictures. Her and Rinaldo have the same teeth. Go up there, right there, Bobham. Yeah. Right there.

Yeah. Look at her. Yeah, she's pretty. Pretty. His dad is atrocious. And you think Castro dicted her down? Oh, he was like, I'll take you from here. Thank you.

Thank you for flying. Got him playing flying back. I need my nuts drained. I'll say what I'm going to do. I'll say what I'm going to drain my nuts in your wife. I'm going to. And then she's going to have my kid. I'm going to give her a kid.

I'm going to give you a kid. I'm going to give you a kid. He's going to be tall. Oh, oh. She's better. Hmm. She was sexy. Oh, Mr. Trudeau.

I have a gift for you. What's that? I have a kid for you. I have a kid for you. I was balls deep in your wife last night and I gave you a kid. You're welcome. Look, look. Look.

I mean she has huge eyes she's a beautiful woman they probably met eyes fidel said take a look at oh she's cute there in the silver if you go up to him where she's dressed up yeah oh yeah yeah she's yeah i can get why fidel castorough does nuts drain can you not say that i know i keep saying that's drain and it i don't want you acknowledge it no because she's the first lady of canada and i'm trying to Fuck off. And I'm just trying to be, they made love. Drain them nuts.

No, no. Please, sir. Have some respect. You're crazy if you don't think he got sucked off and smoking a cigar. That's probably what happens. He's a king. Yeah. You know, she's, she was probably all enamored and he's a revolutionary and all that stuff.

Stood up to the U.S. You had the Cuban cigars sitting bedside. He, uh, he, he was known to be a ladies man. Oh, yeah. Never got married. She didn't have much. Not sexy pictures. No.

Isn't that much of a butt. No, there's not much body here. She's just Cuban girls. Yeah, you like a big butt. So that's a little bit like my joke is like taking a nap in a wooden chair. It doesn't really work. Yeah, you like some big butt. She's real skinny.

She's real. That was in the 70s when butts didn't matter. I don't think of a picture like that though, right? Yeah. Is she still alive? I don't know. Hopefully. Whoa.

Yep. She is. and she doesn't want to answer any questions. She's probably a very elegant woman. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Excuse me.

Ms. Trudeau. One question for you. What was it like to drain Fidel Castro's nuts? La-la-la-la. La-la. One question. No, we leave. No, sir, please.

We're all dressed up in tuxitos. Sir, please. She's an elegant woman. Memories of Fidel. Did you see that Brian Johnson The guy The guy who's trying to live forever

What happened to him? He has an autoimmune disease of the stomach So let's see It's gonna be tough to pin down what caused it You take so much shit Do you think it's all the baby blood you drink sir He says my stomach is eating itself It's a type of

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Damn. So he can't absorb B12? That's a bummer. How ironic. I'm going to try and solve it. My stomach is eating itself. Yeah, well, I think when you get that crazy with all the things. I don't know if I believe them.

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I just don't think there's all, yeah. every time I see somebody trying to biohack the body I'm always like I'm always scared especially when they look like that yeah well good news is he's gonna solve it yeah oh and hopefully he's all right you know I don't know the guy hopefully he's all right I don't want anything bad to have no I don't want anything you gotta love a guy who's trying to he's trying to do it make a difference

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It's all good. Look at Brittany. It's always tripping when you hear her voice. Her voice is so mad. She's got a lot of... She's got a lot of... Really? She's got a lot of masculine traits to her.

Yeah. I don't know what that is, but... Okay. So I'm sure we're all tired of this, but it is interesting. So Harvey Levin reported that there was... like some ransom notes that people were saying were or the FBI he says the FBI said it was fake and then he went to some like source in the FBI said it was real so I just I'll just play this clip for you.

Hey, Reuters came out with a story today saying that they have FBI sources who say that the FBI has determined that the two ransom notes, alleged ransom notes, one of which we received a with two Tucson television stations, and a second which one of those TV stations received, were not legitimate. And also that the demand letters that we had been receiving from somebody demanding one Bitcoin in return for saying who the kidnappers are identifying them, that, too, is not legitimate. So we decided that we would pursue this and see if in fact this is real

that they've discounted it. It's not what we had heard, but it was possible. So we made calls. So I am going to tell you that I spoke with two people in the FBI, one of whom is involved in the investigation, one of whom is an official.

And the official in the FBI who asked, I don't use this person's name, said this. It is more likely than not that the two ransom notes are real, are real. Further in that conversation, this person said, they are more legitimate than not. That's a quote. Now, they haven't determined it is for sure real, but they definitely have not determined it is for sure fake.

And as for the demand letters that we've been getting, where somebody is asking for one Bitcoin, they say it is less likely that those letters are real. But they have not discounted that either. Then why would that if I come out and say it's fake? I don't know. Sometimes they have reasons to do that, right? Do we believe TMZ or the FBI?

I believe Harvey. Harvey's. So, yeah, so they eventually some California dude admitted that he sent in at least one of the ransom notes saying, and it is fake. It's a bin-quote. He wanted the Bitcoin. Okay. So he's arrested now.

I was right. He's arrested now. But this is what surprised me, too. It says California man facing up to two years. Well, that's him, but there may be some. There's more, yeah. So I looked into it because I thought there was like two main ransom notes, but I guess there's multiple ones.

There's more than that. But it just seemed, it was really quick. As soon as Harvey Living said this and this suddenly came out, it's just kind of weird. I don't know. And they still haven't found the body, right? No. There's like. They said they thought they discovered a body, right?

In Mexico. Did he have a coloration on a risk? Look it up, see what the update is. I'm pretty sure they found a body. Something's fishy with that whole thing. I don't know what's going on there. Something's fishy. Was there?

Yeah. Body fan. So strange to me. Says no. So a note did not provide a location for a body. Nancy had died shortly after the abduction and expressed regret. However, the note did not provide a location for the body. Most recently, the FBI has said that some of the widely public

Ransom notes were fake extortion attempts. So at this point, nobody's been found. There's been no official confirmation. Damn. It's, I mean, it's game over. So weird. This is the weirdest case. Some guy just disappeared over the border with her.

Yeah, it's all fishy. All right, so many people have been asking you guys to comment on this. There's not much other than it just seems like a Mexican roofing crew. And then there's this like brawl just comes out. They got to fight on the roof? On the roof. This guy throws a dude off the roof. What, why?

These guys both fall off the roof and... Oh, these guys are going at. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, way, call me sin a la verga. They fell off the roof and it did not affect him. Felipe, Pendejo, you didn't tell me when I come to the drop site. This is what the fuck I'm about to see. The first nigga got done so dirty.

They flog him off the fucking roof. Look at his bitch ass. Oh, somebody. It's just commentating, but yeah, so yeah, so yeah, there's just some crazy videos. workers fighting on the roof and throwing other people off the roof. You know, probably the job, you know, the people that own the house probably adding to the job like, dude, fuck this.

It's a hundred and ten. But even if you're in a fight, would you, and if, let's say you're on a roof or like a You're miserable to begin with. You're away from. No, no, I would not, I would not throw them off the roof, though. That's just, well, yeah. It's not that high. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. You're in a real fight. The two guys that are wrestling that fell down and just. kept fighting. Yeah, that's my way. Let me see that again. Let me see that again.

How the fuck are they not hurt? I mean, it did not bother. It didn't phase them. You're not even thinking about it. Look, so that guy, get the fuck out of here. This fight's over. Look, they fall hard.

Hold on one falls right on his neck. Yeah. It looks like these. Now look, pop up. It looks like two on two here. Two on two here. There's a fair fight. These guys are,

the guy recording just going, hey. Beard a guy. Get that. fucking guy out of here the dumb nose have you heard about Chris Brown's dog attacking that's one of the maids okay so there's a few things to unpack here so apparently he told the maid don't go out there and make sure you're you tell the security people first because the dogs are just they're they're trained to

guard the house and they're they will attack you the maid saying different that they didn't say that and Chris Brown also took time to call 911 he didn't want to call 911 right away because he was he was afraid of it the call being you know recorded and of course you know getting on into the media so he was sued and then these maids or I think one of the maids at least won the lawsuit for a few mil they won the lawsuit yeah how much 13 I think yeah 13 million that's a lot that's a lot that's a lot yeah 13 million my thing is though 13 mil how do they come up with that she got she wanted 90 million she got wrecked so these are some of the pictures. I can't show them.

How did they come up with 13? Dude, attack me. Fucking tack me. Well, you know, attacked her. It was the Kangal. I think he had one of those Anatolian shepherds. Yeah, you're making it up, though, right?

Not. But attack me. So that's, I mean, look at her, her face got just jacked. That looks like the dog bit her and kind of let her go, but they're on the face. That's scary shit. That's a big bite. That's a skin graft.

My thing is, like, who comes up with this fee of 13 mil from a dog attack? I could see a hundred grand. Man, that's too. Here's a hundred. That's wild. Jury goes, you have emotional trauma. My friend got attacked by a bull mastiff, scarred arm permanently. She has a $3 million house as a result of it.

A Caucasian shepherd? Yeah, Caucasian shepherd. Giant dogs. Take a look at this dog. They're 200-pound dogs. Watch this. And this is what Chris Brown has? There you go.

Oh, those are cool. Those are ones that were the ones that were the spot. Can you imagine that thing attacking you? Wouldn't be fun. Now they typically are not. also has little kids. They're guardians. Their guardians.

Even Chris doesn't go see the dogs. Apparently their dogs are just to protect them. Yeah, they're not really, they're not really going to kill you the way. Like they're not people aggressive. Typically, they're guardians. And they're more like, hey, well, they protect against wolves and other predators. That's really what they do. But they're scary and huge.

It's just wild. They're like, yeah, we're so sorry. You got attacked by a dog. Here's $13 million. Excuse me? Yeah. the dog's awesome I mean they're cool looking but down jury

she's 13 mil though and in what you're stuck on his 13 mil because he didn't want to deal with this media circus because he's famous he has to pay more it's like let's say a blue collar person have that dog and they get attacked and they're like

you owe 13 million he's like I don't have you lose your house that's crazy yeah that's where you have homeowners insurance typically helps you with that. And I'm thinking you guys have seen this already, but if not, I'll show you this video.

I'm not, Jen. It's a UPS driver and a dog rushes at him. I can't believe we didn't talk about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsk came married. Oh my God. When I say, it's amazing. Hold on. When I say, I don't give a flying fuck about a marriage. I can't emphasize enough.

I have a joke about it. Also, also, how big of a narwhatever? Do you have to be Taylor Swift to get married at Madison Square Garden? Dude, I go fuck yourself. I was like, for me also, I'm sorry, I said this and I really mean it. If you actually are excited or care or want to know what they were wearing and all that stuff, I don't think, and I'm being serious, I actually don't think you should be allowed to vote. Yeah.

Because you're not a serious person. Yeah. Your head is somewhere else. Yeah, you got to. I mean, there are people, there are these gay men in this office. They were like, oh my God, Taylor's getting married. And they were all freaking out. Yeah, it's kind of worrisome.

Hey, and all these girls were freaking out. I was like, you guys are in your 30s. She's a rabid fan base. You're in your 20s and 30s. Yeah, when you're like in your teens, I get it. It's exciting. Okay. If you're a girl.

If you're over the age of 28 and you're excited about Taylor Swift getting married at the Nass Square Garden. Plenty of them out there. Plenty of them out there. You look yourself from the mirror and go, what am I doing with my life? It's a thing, though. It's, maybe it's like, guys who get excited about sports

I don't know but we don't care about I think we're past that age bracket to where we care about that kind of stuff men just don't certain men do we don't like there's no certain men that do gay men there's no straight man who's

crunk like besides Travis Kelsey's brother but if you're not related to Travis Kelsey and you're excited about Taylor Swiss wedding get the fuck out of me yeah when I think when something happened with you like it was some thing like you maybe you got engaged okay and i didn't tell my wife oh no no because

i and she bro i found out she goes how in the world you are you guys are so close how does that not i was like but i don't because he doesn't care he doesn't care like okay you know i didn't go to your wedding you did you didn't I didn't go to my wedding. Hey, didn't even think about it. But I... When is it? I didn't, I don't even think I...

It's in Malibu? I think I did you the solid and didn't even let you know about it because I didn't want you to feel obligated to go. I think I had something that day. You had something that day? You did, yeah. Oh, I know. Nothing.

Yeah. And do you think, if you told me you had something that day and I found out you didn't, you didn't you didn't care? I wouldn't care. Of course not. I wouldn't. be all insulted. I'd be like, because you would have had to drive. It's also not about you. It's for your wedding. Right. Weddings are for the girl. Right. I went to the wedding and it was awesome. I had a

great time. Yeah. I love to have you. She likes to drink, eat free food and shit. I don't care. Jen, you're always welcome. Yeah, I appreciate it. Well, we're friends. I mean, you know, sometimes you've known each other. You're co-workers. No, that's my. Hey, man, he went to my concert too. Okay. He's my friend. Yeah, we're friends. The one at the Trubador, that's like a big legendary look. Chin, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're a real friend. Yeah. I would always be there for you. Oh, yeah.

Chin's right or die. Right or die. I love my Walton's, dude. I dropped it off at my house. Rod or die, motherfucker. I did lumbar my car, though. He broke it. I didn't break it.

The car, you got, you have to maintain it. But anyway, here's the UPS driver. And there's like, uh, there's a back. People say some, say it's the UPS driver's fault. Some people say it's the owner's fault. But what do you guys think? Let me see. Looks like a six-o in the drive-way, though.

Oh. Very good. You know what? And I check this out. Check this out. Oh, shit. I think that's appropriate all the way around. So this guy's a veteran of UPS and I love UPS.

He's a veteran. He's been bit before and went not today. Shout out to UPS. Not today. And fuck that. When your dog comes running at somebody, he's lucky that dog didn't get shot. He's also trying to deliver a nice, fresh package.

Yeah, he doesn't need that shit. And he knows that. That dog's coming at him. He doesn't know that dog. That dog's literally coming out of him. Straight out of him, dude. That dog wasn't breaking. Hit the shit out of that dog.

Turn that dog around. And by the way, a dog bite is no joke. No. But also, buddy. Look it is. Let's go, bitch. But also take the bite, get 13 mil. Take the bite, get 13 mil.

Yeah, well, that bite can be real bad. I don't think this guy has 13 mil, though. That guy said it's about to be bad for you, my ninja. Yeah, that guy's about to get knocked out. UPS said it's about to be bad. My ninja. I like the UPS guy's holding his hands. Shout out to UPS guy.

I'm sure. He's used to it. That's why he put his hands up because probably, like, probably like owners usually try to fight him. So that's why he's like, what's up, man? Yeah, I hit your fucking dog. He's ready too. He's ready. He's not fucking around. Dude, I wish this guy delivered my packages.

He's down to go. He looks like he's in shape, too. Yes, he does. Pull the shorts up a little. When you pull your shorts up, you got some kicks in you. That might be DP. You got some kicks in. UPS, they come with short shorts anyways. I like that he pulled him up.

There might be some Muay there. So people are mad at that guy? They're both taking sides. You know, some people are upset. Don't take that dog was coming straight at that motherfucker. Yeah, a lot of people, I would imagine a lot of people are on the UPS driver. Your dog is that way he's not behaved well. That dog looked like he was coming out aggressively and was going to bite out.

You get bitten the balls. You get bitten the throat in the face. Fuck you. Nah. Hold up. UPS tells TMZ we're aware of the video. We've taken appropriate action with our driver and also followed with our customer. First of all, you should increase his pay.

I agree. And you should give him some sort of gold dog award because that guy's awesome. I love dogs, by the way. Me too. But if you ever worn, wear a sleeve and have a 65 pound dog bite that sleeve and you tell me what would happen? You have no idea how hard a dog bites. So what should he do?

Just deliver the package and you get fucking bit. Fuck out of here. Throw the package at the dog's head. I wonder why he's so quick to fight the owner. Because the owner came at him. No, I think he's used to owners trying to fight him, you know, because I've seen videos like that before, too. Like as soon as you do something to the dog.

The man was protecting himself. What a veteran move, though. Yeah. No hesitation. Fuck your dog. You can get it too. It's take a little break here because this episode of the Fire and Kid is brought to you by O'O. O'OReilly.

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Okay, good. That's a classic Dustin-Pore-A line. Yeah. Anywho, let's go here. Oh, so this is like some sort of similar to like the running of the bulls thing. Which I would like to do. But check out what happens to this dude. Who just constantly is like messing with this bull?

That's not good. The bull said, okay, man. That bull is going to go right through that fucking fence. Or is he going to figure out he can put his horn through there. I don't like this. Dude, you got to stop being all macho. Oh. Right in his body.

It pierce him right in the body? Oh, yeah. Oh, well, it's game over. And that woman hit the bulls. Yeah, your vacation's ruined. Oh, no, he's dead, Brian. The guy's dead. That's got a sock.

You know how big of a wound that? that is all the blood he's losing. Oh, oh, oh, that's not good. No, that's not good at all. That's a deep, deep wound. Look at the woman. Watch the woman hit the bull. She gets so mad.

Stupid fucking bull. Bull's like, you can get it too, bitch. It's got to be bad, lady. That's not good. That's not good. Did he, he died, right, Jen? No. It's hard to find any, like, details on this shit.

That guy died. But that looks like his liver area. Will Sasson send me this video. 1,000% that guy died. Sassah said me this video. He said this is here. Send her over. But while you send it, I'll show you this.

I think Brian showed us this before, like the deer calls. But this is just freaking crazy wild. Germany's 2026 deer calling championship. Oh, damn. What that throat do, Daddy? That sounds like a fucking lion. Brian, are you looking at this? Look at this.

I feel like you'd be good at this, dude. Dude. Dude. Like, even if you're good at it, you shouldn't do that. Like, that's like, come on. Yeah. That guy's just, that's a gay man there. That's a gay man.

That's a gay man. That's a gay man. I think that's a gay man. I'm trying to send, I'm trying to send chin something. Yeah. You can send it. I'll just keep playing some other stuff. That's the most homoerotic thing I've ever seen.

But the hat with the feather in it. I think that might be a woman though, no? That's a nice touch. You know how well-read all those people are? Yeah, where is this at? Because those hats are green Germany. I don't say that's not America. There you go. I know America when I see one, that ain't it.

Yeah. And also, I don't think, I don't think deer make that noise. They don't growl like lions. So it sounds like it's a blowjob contest. You know what I mean? That's a big dick. Oh, yeah. Watch this.

Also, I could tell you this isn't America because Americans aren't doing this. They take a little link of this video. Oh, no, I don't want to do that. I don't think of that. Do you sound like this? You send it by it? Because I don't, that sounds like a fucking,

that sounds like the way a lion roars. Some of them roar like that, though. Those big dogs? Yeah. So we're going to go on to Patreon because we have, we want to watch something. Yeah, when I see sensitive content,

I always click. Yep. Always. And it's nice. By the way, just quick, have you ever been scrolling on Instagram and seen something you don't want to see?

No. Like death? No. they'll show like crime things i know rogan says that too i my algorithm i get none of i don't like cars my algorithm isn't looking for that you know but like you must have looked at it maybe a while ago and they'll be like hey remember what you like when you're into this yes i watch it because i don't know what's going on i'm like oh jesus what's this jen okay so anyway the there's not well there's a death in here but it's a good not a good death but it's like you're going to be okay with this death but

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