The Fighter & The Kid - Cruise Ship Virus & the Cecil Hotel Nightmare | TFATK Ep. 1188

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

Brendan Schaub, Bryan Callen, and Nick Simmons jump into another chaotic episode of The Fighter and The Kid, breaking down viral stories, weird internet drama, and comedy podcast madness.This episode gets into Brendan’s plasma exchange experience, the viral hantavirus cruise ship story, conspiracy theories around the outbreak, and why cruise ships already sound like a nightmare. The guys also talk about the Cecil Hotel, Richard Ramirez, the Elisa Lam case, haunted L.A. stories, and what it feels like walking through one of the creepiest hotels in America.They also react to a shocking airport runway incident, a tourist throwing rocks at a Hawaiian monk seal, viral fight videos, Nina Drama, Diego Pavia, Akash Singh leaving Flagrant, serial killer fan girls, bad sushi, and Bryan’s stories about old Venice, gangs, and L.A. changing over the years.The Fighter and The Kid brings comedy, viral news, true crime, UFC-adjacent stories, and ridiculous internet moments with Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen.Get this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkPaka - https://pakaapparel.com/DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code FIGHTER so you’re ready for the moment. That’s code FIGHTER. Turn five bucks into $100 in bonus bets instantly. In partnership with DraftKings. The Crown Is Yours.Zocdoc - Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to http://zocdoc.com/fighter to find and instantly book a doctor you love today.VanMan - Give your eyes the care they actually deserve. Go to http://vanman.shop/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER for 15% off your first order. That's http://vanman.shop/FIGHTER and use code FIGHTER for 15% off your first order.O'Reilly - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERProgressive - https://www.progressive.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Ah, well, here we are. We've been sitting here. And I, for one, am feeling good. I train today. And I know that's really always exciting for everybody. Yes, I love to make it down.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, I'm getting thick. No, I'm not. I'm not getting thick. We got to hook chin up in the new studio because big brown breakdowns down there, but then he has transfer all the equipment. up here.

Chin's sweating. He's sweating. We got the big brown. We got to work out. We got big brown taking care of. Now we got to get some firing kids some more. Hey, how was the background? How was the tummy?

How was the water retention? What's going on? How's the bow? I can tell right now he's looking down. It's more of the same. Yeah, the same. Whenever something happens, I'll update you guys. Okay.

No updates. All right, though. Yeah. Yeah. good um do you get that picture i said ancient i did that what they called the basically the oil change you know where they draw your blood out i was there for three hours oh i thought you meant the wrestling move where they stick the finger in the book oh you did the different type of plasma extraction yeah is that that thing that you hold up bags of orange yeah that look at your

yep that's all your plasma let me ask fatty plasma do you feel anything from it here's what's crazy is there it is three full bags of plasma i was there for three hours they just gave you bag of orange juice. So I did that. Again, you're there for three hours. What is that? That's all like the fatty lipids in your blood. Okay. So that day, see, I thought they said to fast, this out weighs to well. I thought they said to fast. You're actually not supposed to eat something. So during the middle of it, I had, they had to get me food because I thought I was getting, I was lightheaded. So then, uh, they fed me. I was there three hours. You're pretty lethargic. Like, oh, because I saw you because we did, uh, fan questions for Big Brown breakdown.

Yeah. Did you notice like my eyes were like red, the watery? It's a little stone. Well, apparently it lowers your immune system. So you have to be careful. So on hospitals when they do that? So this is where you got to be careful. It's because that's the internet doctors, right?

So it lowers your immune system while it's done. And then the next two, over a two day period, your immune system's more powerful than ever. Who said that? Ways to well, bring them. People that do it. So, hold on. Let me finish. Let me finish.

Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Yep. I've done it all. Peptides, stem cells, steroids, TRT. The next day, I've never felt better. Is there placebo? Energy through the, no, placebo.

I always feel good. I always feel good. My fucking energy through the goddamn roof. So in hospitals, apparently, they put people in quarantine when they do that, though, because you can get, you know. Also not true. So this has been around for fuck, man, a hot second. Yeah.

A hot second. Yeah, they do it in hospital. A hot, hot, hot, sake. But they do it under specific circumstances, right? So did you have to, so you fasted for no reason? Yeah. I mean, I fast anyway. And this was at like 11 o'clock.

Yeah. And I was like, I fast anyway. That's easy when they told me to do it. And then they were like, probably an hour into it. They're like, you ate, right? I'm like, no. I thought I was supposed to fast like no to mess we told you not to fast I'm like I fucked up Chin look up why they take plasma out typically yeah I'm very interested why do they even do it

why do it in hospitals like what is the what is the there's a lot of people too with like Lyme disease and stuff like that when they do it it's like life changing for them yeah they well they say that um like inflammation yeah they do it in hospitals like um under for some people and I can't remember what the reason is. The body has very few different reasons. Depending on the medical situation, liquid part of blood that carries proteins, antibodies, clotting factors, hormones, or waste products.

During a plasma donation, blood is drawn, plasma separated out, red blood cells return to your body. See, that's plasma. But that's, you want number two. Oh, yeah, they do it for burn patients. That's what I saw. No, but not, not. So you're reading number two, that's when you're donating it.

Yeah. So I did the plasma exchange. Hold on, let me see. This is the exchange. Yes. Oh, they're replaced with donor plasma or a replacement fluid. Yep. This is done for diseases where the plasma contains harmful antibodies,

autoimmune proteins, toxins, abnormal clotting factors. So it says the idea is basically remove the bad stuff circulating in the blood. And they can tell how bad your shit is if it's really, really dark. If it's like a really dark. It's like a dehydrated. Almost like a pulp, that's bad. That means you eat like a high cholesterol, a lot of fatty fat. foods. Yeah. Yeah. How's your diet? Good. Yeah. Yeah. So the idea is even if you don't have

that stuff, you're still removing a lot of shit. Yeah, and for inflammation. And then what about what about the fact that it lowers your immune system? Is that just temporary? That's literally only that day. And then your, then your your immune system for the next six months is on steroids. Why? Because it just builds it back. I guess it, yeah, just builds it back even more. Yeah. See if that's what, see what, uh, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what it does afterwards. It's interesting, because they definitely do it for people who have, I guess you're prone to infection if you're a burn patient.

I guess you'll be right for that fucking Honto virus gets out, huh? Yeah. I'm going to have to get my plasma donated. Whatever the hell of fuck you did. Does not usually boost immune? But hold on, make his, reduce or suppress certain immune components. Okay. Bloods remove for the body, the plasma portion, blah, blah, blah.

The plasma's replaced. The blood cells are returned to you. They use it for immune cells. system where the immune system is causing harm, I see. So when the immune system is attacking itself, wow. A lot of people have autoimmune system. You see what it says some patients feel clear, less inflamed, or less fatigue afterwards. I was fatigued for, I was more fatigued the day of. I was so tired for the next, I slept great that night. Oh, you were? But then the next freaking morning dude. You were tired or you felt good? I know that the, that, the, that, so I had to do a show right after.

and then that day I'm at Tiger's practice, bossy at practice, and I was like, man, I am so tired. I was just fatigued. Huh. Because that's how you're supposed to feel.

Yeah. And then the next day, buddy, I could have ran through a goddamn wall. Damn. I still feel good. Yeah. But that next day, dude,

you're going to need it for this new pandemic, man. Facts. What's going to be? Maybe your eyes. Why don't we just blow that ship? You know,

I think we should do with that ship? Send it down the straight of her moves. Yes. Just send them down. The hontavirus? Yeah. And tell them, you got the all clear, just go through the straight.

You're safe. Just let Iran just do what they do. I know. Just do that. I saw Tim Dillon said, he goes, I don't agree with what Trump's doing, but if he blows up that henta virus ship,

I'm back on board. Yeah, I'm just like, don't let them back out in the while. They got to keep it. You know, you got to quarantine in the ocean. So it's like you bring it to shore.

It's going to get out. So you got to just. And how bad is it, though? But how bad is the virus? I think it's like a 50% kill rate. No. No?

No, but it sucks. Bring it up, Chin. What's it called? Hunter virus is dangerous. You can get it from rat urine. Well, that's where they said it came from, right? Oh, really? Yeah.

How the fuck, if you come across rat pee? Hunter virus, yeah. It's serious. It's a serious. Is it worse than COVID? That's what I've heard. Dirty to, yeah, almost. Damn!

I told you. What? Oh, that's no joke. Keep that fucking thing out there. I'm telling you. Guys, sorry. You know what? We'll see.

who survives, throw the bodies overboard. Actually, better yet, burn them. You know Netflix right now is rubbing their hands together. We got a documentary on our hands. Oh, dear, fucking cruise from hell. Yeah. So all the people on the cruise can't get off? Yeah.

You're stuck on a fucking boat. And already, it's already a nightmare to do a cruise. You couldn't pay me to do a cruise. So the biggest risk factor is exposure to infected rodents and their droppings, especially near deer mice. I got to stop fucking with sick rodents. Well, how the fuck did they get it? Did you see Sam, because rats are on fucking boats.

Oh. You got lots of rats? You saw the video Sam Tripoli posted about this? No. Oh, it's good. It's on his Instagram. Dude, my buddy. Let's see it, Jim.

I want to see it. My buddy bought a building in New York City. They had a rat problem. They had a rot problem. Oh, in New York? Oh, dude. How about this? No, no all bullshit aside.

It wasn't a rat problem. The rats owned the building. He, they were killing rats with this poison. And my buddy was taking out industrial, garbage bags of rats and he did it for three days. Couldn't you just buy a bunch of cats and have him go? No. There's this statement.

Yes, you can but they go to rats are live underground. The green shirt guy. This is why it seems, before we go to it, tell me this does not seem like a crisis actor. Oh, is this guy in the boat? Yeah. The worst acting I've ever seen. Let's see. What right now is to feel safe to have clarity.

Jake, I'm not going to expose the entire. cruise line in the entire hanta virus situation just on this video because i want to give you the opportunity to come forward and tell people the truth i looked into you i looked into the investment firm that bought the company i'll get into that in a second and i figured out a lot of information behind this whole virus and i don't think you're a bad guy i think you are the sacrificial lamb that got roped into something and you didn't know this was going to occur now it was very obvious you were reading from a script that was not your own words everybody has seen this you have turned off the comments which by the way buddy this is not going to hide the truth and it's not going to blow over. Everybody knows your face was attached to this. Now this whole cruise line situation had always

stood out and there is a trail that makes it very obvious what the truth is. First of all, you're an extreme micro influencer that was averaging 1,500 to 2,000 views of video. You do not get a 10,000 cruise line sponsorship. This is not how this works. Just the giveaway alone that you're doing with the cruise as a partner, the $250 prize is something that you don't even get at those views numbers. At best, you would be lucky to get a free t-shirt in 15% of any sales that you generate off of it. It's absolutely insane to get a free cruise and even do some giveaways with it on top. That doesn't happen this. So it was very obvious there was more going on. Now, for everybody else, the juicy details that you want to know, ocean wide expedition offers

cruises to Antarctica, basically. The cruises range from $3,000 to $40,000. Now, ocean wide expeditions has not been doing the best. And a chunk of the company was recently purchased by bolster investment partners. Now, what I find very funny and fascinating is this exact same investment company happens to be heavily invested in pharmaceuticals and pharmacy. Now, my question is, why would this investment company sponsor an influencer that's very minimal and especially to this degree and at the same time, give him a script or allow him to post a video that completely destroys that brand's image? The cruise is now associated with a virus that is said to be extremely deadly. That doesn't happen. When you're sponsored by a company, you're not paid to just destroy the company's entire image.

And at the very least, they're not going to allow you to keep that post up. It'll be taken down. So, Jake, once again, I'm going to give you one chance to do the right thing and come public and tell people the truth of the situation. If that doesn't happen, then I'm going to release the rest of the information I have about this. All we want right now is to feel safe. The worst reading off a script acting I've ever seen. Huh? The worst reading off a script acting.

He means faking gay. Yeah, my thing is, what is, what are they saying that the hunter virus is not real? No, that's fake. Let's take a little break here, boys. Let me tell you something about packa. What's softer than cashmere and warmer than wool? It's not a riddle. It's alpaca.

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because they're already talking about coming up with the MRI vaccine for this. I mean, but Hunter virus has been around a long time. It's fucking real. I know,

but they're pushing this shit heavy. And a lot of this is a little sketchy. Who's pushing? Wait, what are they pushing? Like the fucking boat is out there. The same company that owns the boat

is also the same company that's backing behind the research as investment of research. But I mean, but so everybody's invested in fucking pharmacy. If you have a good portfolio, you should be invested in pharmaceutical companies, right? I don't know, man.

Like, this is like, this is the numerology people look into. Like, like, ah, and now, number four, and the stars were aligned. You're like, oh, Jesus Christ, you can find everything. Like, so we can't believe that there was a hunter virus outbreak on a fucking cruise. On one of the nicest cruise ships out there. What's that? $40,000 a room? No, first of all, that's, they're not that expensive.

Cruises are not 40,000. No, but this is a different company. You saw the price range? Yeah, but that's a, if you look at how big that cruise is, I can promise you, $40,000 for a cruise is like, so the best cruise line,

the Explorer, one and two, which I've been on, isn't close to that per person, not close. But you were saying the range is three to 40,000. Yeah,

three to 40, it's more like, you know, at the top end is 10 grand. But there's no way an influencer with no fucking views is getting a free trip. That's a little sketch.

We don't even know if that influencer is a real influencer or if that's even a real video right like no it is a real video oh yeah that is real video but maybe he's just on a boat going this fucking sucks like i don't i talk about reading into this stuff it cracks me up you don't think they could a cut but why why are they because they have they have investment in the vaccine so they decided that they're going to fake a hunter outbreak no not fake i think it's real it's a real they they got it on there okay now it's driving a lot of interest in this something that they're working on something for but so i remember you don't think it's a

conflict of interest be at all? No. Which thing is a coincidence? Yeah. I mean, Hunter virus does outbreak. See, I wish I was that lucky. But viruses like with cat urine, I mean, rat urine. Hunter virus is a real thing.

Of course. No, it's real. It breaks out into different. And when you're in a contained area, it's like Legionnaires disease on a cruise. Some shit just happens on a fucking cruise. It would be ironic if that cruise ship also had investments in Legionnaires vaccine. That's the issue.

I know. But the problem is that any big. company has a portfolio and they have investments across a whole range of shit. That feels like an expensive cruise. Right? Uh, that's standard for a week. Is it? Yep. Yep. Yep. And you're going all the way to the Arctic. Hey, also, what kind of we, oh, I guess you do cruises, but you, you can get sweets for 17 grand. You couldn't fucking pay me to do a cruise. No, if they have from a hundred gun, I wouldn't do that. Some of them are so nice, though. The Explorer is so nice. It's the best food I've ever had. Not having. Let's put it that way. You know what? You know what? You know what?

I don't want to go on a cruise because it's like if I want to go to a country, I want to enjoy it at my own pace. No, no. So when you go to cruises, you dock in the morning. And like if you don't get back to this fucking cruise, we're leaving you in Mexico. Yeah, but they'll dock like in Barcelona for two days. You have two days to fuck around. I want my own leisure. Fuck around in this country. Yeah. It's not for everybody. That's for sure. Some people live. Some people buy apartments and live on cruises. My grandpa basically did that before he passed. Like that's what he spent the last of his life. He's like, I'm just going to fucking cruise ship this shit up. That's cool. Yeah. But you're still on a fucking boat. It's a hotel on water.

Yeah, I've never been on a cruise and it just never seemed appealing to me. I went on one when I was a kid and I hated them ever since. How much would they have to pay you to go on a carnival cruise for a week? You ever seen a carnival cruise? Uh-huh. Well, they do the, you can do, the, a lot of guys do the stand-up on the cruise. I have friends that do it. I went to a, I had to go for a wedding.

I went to a, uh, a sort of low rent, not a very, very expensive, uh, resort in Mexico. I think it was in Cancun. Let me tell you something. Not only did everybody but me get deathly ill from the water. And I mean, when I say deathly ill, I mean, you're not leaving the bathroom. You have Montezuma's revenge. You're throwing up and shitting. It's so bad. You get it. It's usually the ice too. I'm eating my fucking meat dish. And I go, I'm chewing. And I'm like, this meat is the weirdest meat I've ever had. I called the waiter over. Oh, no.

I tell you this? Oh, no. Oh, dude, I call the waiter over and I go, what is this meat I'm eating? And he said, watch my mouth now, utter. Ew. And I said, ew. Excuse him one. And he goes, excuse him one?

You're eating utter. And I said, you mean, that's the part of the cow. You chose to feed me. You're in Mexico, baby. We were all eating fucking utter meat because, well, Well, they didn't have anything left with the cow, and that's too expensive. So you'll have utter. Fuck off.

And it tasted exactly. It was basically, well, it was, well, you know what? Put a piece of rubber in your mouth and chew that and see how you do. I couldn't get through it. That's also what you get, though. That's what you get. I'm such a mind-fucked. They guys like, bro, it's all you can eat.

It's $40. It's the only time I started drinking tequila. Just to get the taste out of your mouth? Oh, and by the way. That was when I had psoriasis on my legs, remember? Oh, yeah. That was hilarious. I was covered in.

I couldn't go in where I got it? Yes. Yeah. What'd you get? We both had psiric. It's called stress. Through stress. From stress?

Yeah, it comes out. Really? Yeah. That's my joke with my wife. I'm always like, babe, how great is this? You went from like young studs in their 30s, and now you got a fucking late 50s, medium wrinkle comedian with alimony and surrides. Yeah.

Although I don't have any sorries anymore. Thank you, Dan Garner. and yeah it was weird how long we had it yelping i'm a weird eater like that too like if i find out what it is i'm done like i had to happen once i went to a mexican restaurant in the bronx and something about the cheese just wasn't sitting right with me and that's the way i'm like what kind of cheese is but do you remember you and i so he and i we were in vajas it was chihuahua cheese we were doing some weird thing in Vegas these really hot these women we were like hosting something with like these all these girls were there and it was like all these professional

Hot Girls in Vegas. I still remember because one of the girls is the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life. I was just an all natural. I was like, how the fuck? You and I were hosted it? Was that at Red Rock? We ate sushi, Baba.

We ate sushi. Oh, it was a hard rock. And I'm, yep, and I'm eating sushi. And I looked in the kitchen and there was mud water on there was, it was, it was dirty water. And I was eating sushi and I was like, this sushi tastes a little slimy. A little funky. And you said the same thing.

And that night, I have a steel trap stomach. Bubba. And then I said to you, I go, he goes, dude, I knew it. And we were both fucking sick. I got, I was sick. I had nausea for one month. And then I took that, that, that, uh, on it. Oh, bio, uh, whatever that, the enzymes, biodome.

Yeah. They had, and they had these, the probiotic package. And it cured me. Yeah, that's right. Microbiome shit. Dude, it cured me in one, it was eight pills. What was wrong with the sushi? It was bad.

It was just, out. You can't fuck with bad syshi. You cannot eat. Raw food should not be. If raw food goes bad, you're going to get fuck. Especially fish. Yeah, I forget why we were there doing it. But you remember we were the first ever live podcast at the UFC Expo?

Yes, I do. And I did a wheel kick. The first UFC Expo. Yeah? Yeah. Live. Fire in the kid. Those were the days.

Yeah, those were the days. I remember that very well. That time it was Chihuahua cheese. And I remember I was like, how do you get this? He goes, it's how you expect. I'm drinking a chihuahua? Exactly. I remember like, when we.

When we'd be in those lines and the guys would, I was smaller, so they would grab me and just kind of squeeze me, but they never did that shit to you. They'd be really respectful around Brennan with me. They're like, ah, come here, ah, squeezing, hugging you, headlong. I was like, hey, your armpits on my, your armpits fell. A little twink. I was, yeah. But then I'd be next to you and they wouldn't.

Yeah. Then I'd be apart from you and they would. It was so fucking weird. It was this weird chimpanzee politics where guys are like, nah, you're my little chutti boy. And then I'd be around him and they'd be like, ooh, I'm going to be nice. We were like a bonobo by itself. And then he was a, then he was, the silverback was next to. Yeah, when you're next to the silver back, they're a little bit like,

but then with the bonobos by itself, they're like, let me pet him. Yeah, let me touch you. Yeah, they feel a little bit weird. And then the girls I would notice were a little more into you. Oh, yeah? Yeah, that's shocking. The 6th floor guy? We're older now, though.

Yeah. They still like you, Bub. You still got the shoulders. Dude, speaking of tall, there's a show on Netflix. my crazy ex you know what I'm talking about so the covers the guy with he has a face tattoo and it's a of a fucking skeleton oh i've seen he's the guy oh that bro he's sick first of all he's six six dine piece is he six six six six six he looks like iron rogers looking yes yeah but what tattoos he's eyes girls girls and hernandez he was six six six in shape he was first trainer but just

i don't look like you a little bit yeah but not so crazy dude he killed his that girl right oh but he killed two people right and he stomped one of them out didn't he uh choke or ran him over one he choked and then ran over do you know how many girls do you know how many girls do you know how many girls do you know how many girls do you know i saw it on tictock there's a three thousand base of women that still heard the crimes yeah i know yeah he got sentenced to death but he um well he's got those but dude he would just he would just use people like you'd go from girl to girl multiple girls and just use them and then once the word was out like on the dating apps like girls like hey be careful this guy. He's a real scumbay. He steals my stuff, all this stuff. He was like,

fuck it. And started fucking a dude. He did. Yeah. Just started hooking up with a dude. Hold on. And he lived in his RV. Was it, what is it? Wasn't his dad that turned him in? Was that? Yeah, his dad, because he called his dad to brag about it. Right. He called, well, kind of is he's like, dad, you want no idea? He's like, sure. He's like, I killed two bitches. He's like, I strangled both of him. And the dad was like, oh, cool. He's like, well, his dad was smart about it. He's like, oh, crazy man. Cool. Hey, I'll send you. an Uber to get you out of there. And his dad was like, let me know, because he was on the lamb. So he must have known his son was crazy. His dad, we got called and warned the other girls.

And his dad was like, oh, let me know where you're at. I'll send an Uber because he was hiding out in his house. And so he was like, oh, say less. Dad sent the address. Dad called the cops like, hey, he's here. And they went and got him at him. That height is just. Good for his dad. So what? Oh, but then his dad's in jail. His dad's like, hey, man, you got to make this right. He's like, you've broken so many people's heart. You broke my heart. He's like, now you got to make it right. He's like, you got to let us know where you buried those, those, uh, women. You have to, that's the way you make this right. And that, and then, and did he? Yeah. He's, that, he's just still going to get girls. Six four. Did you see there's a guy on six six, some guy did a test on TikTok.

He ran his regular, uh, not TikTok on a Tinder. He ran his regular profile. He's like a five foot five frumpy guy. And he put all these stats like I make seven figures and this and that. No matches. Then he made a fake profile of a guy that was like a six foot four like trust fun looking dude and it said in his bio I have priors from domestic violence so many matches wow damn so many matches it's just a high thing yeah there's so there's this really weird evolutionary biologists we're talking about this the demonic male that's a that's a that's an extreme version of uh male aggression and danger right then there you have the opposite end of the spectrum. And there's something about how human beings mate

that brings everything back to the mean. So apes do that. There's a book called The Demonic Male. And I read it a long time ago. But it was the argument was that women, when they see that fucking boogeyman, they want to be the one to tame him. Like, he'll understand me because he's wounded.

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Like monsters, like this kid was a monster. Monster. That's what his dad said. He was like, you're a monster, man. And, you know, there was this thing where the guy, I remember in SVU, I think, the guy goes, I'm not a monster. And he goes, he goes, to her you were. It's like, they can be really, the other thing about these fucking people, this profile was saying, you get these monsters. They pay their taxes.

They're great with their mom. They're great with people. They even might give to charity. And then they've got that other side. It's like all mob guys. You kiss their mom on the cheek and take their mom out, do those nice things, but also murder people. Or it's like the cartel guys, when they're going to, like, behead somebody, but they cross like a church and they're all like, yeah. Buddy, you're going to put a guy in a vat of acid?

Yeah. I wish I could give, I forgot which girl was in New York. She has a great joke about why women left serial killers. And she's like, it's because they're the only guys who make a plan and follow through. That's what he is. I'm dependable. I will kill you. He will make plans and he will follow through every time.

One woman escaped a serial killer because he took her out through the desert and then she basically was like, you're so hot. Why do you do this? Like I would date you in a heartbeat. And then she got him to believe that she was into it. And then she said to him, I will help you get a girl. Then the minute they were at a gas station, she was like, and he got caught. Yeah, girls love a good serial killer. How many messages do you think that Ted Bundy got in prison?

Oh, yeah. Well, especially this kid. Because I read the comments. And this kid was doing something and I read the comments. It's crazy. And the girls were like, I'm sorry, but he's really hot. It's so sad. It's so sad.

Well, the nightstocker had so many women. Richard Ramirez? Yo, so many. He was like a handsome androgynous fellow. He also stunk. You could smell him when he walked in the room. He would never brush. His teeth and breath were better.

Really? Yeah. He got his teeth fix. He was a dime piece. Yeah. Is he one of the people that ended up going, like, used to stay at the hotel in, in, um, in LA. Yep.

I forgot the, Cecil Hotel. Cecil. So when I first moved to LA, I, you stayed there? No, I'll tell you. So real quick, you know my, my goal for, uh, he was a dime, but the goal for episode six, six, six is I wanted to broadcast from Cecil Hotel from Richard Ramirez's room. And no one wanted to do. I would have done it.

But I've been in the building. So when I first moved to LA, I was broke and I did Uber Eats for work. And I didn't know anything because I, Uberitz was the perfect way to learn the city for me. So first it takes me down Skid Row to get there the way I was going, which nightmare, because I knew it was a bad omen because a woman, at first I see a chicken run across the road, which is never good, never, unless it's a fake joke. And then a woman chasing it with a machete. And I'm like, this is a problem. Wait, where was this? Skid Row.

Because that's where CISO hotels at. Oh, my fuck. And when you see a chicken across the road, if it's not a beginning of a bit, it's never a good sign. So that chicken's running from something. Why the chicken car off the road? Especially in America. A fucking psycho with a machete. Especially in America.

Yeah. Like, it's not a third world. I didn't know where I was at first because I've never been to Skid Row. So I'm driving through this and I'm like, I need to get the fuck. It looked like the purge. So I get off the street and it takes me a different way to get to it. And it doesn't say Seasel Hotel.

It said something sweet. They changed their name. Yes. Because that's all right. I wouldn't have taken if it said Seasel Hotel. I pull up to the front of space. There's a homeless guy shitting his hand. Hell yeah.

And just staring at it like a gorilla. And I'm like, oh, this is fucked. It gets scary. So they tell me, I have to take it up to a certain floor. They let me in. And this place is, it seems like it used to be really nice at one point. You told you to be in the 50s. It looks like you could tell it used to have something nice.

But it's great. But I don't know if you're a paranormal guy, but there was this weird, cold, eerie feeling. And it just felt wrong being in there. This is where it gets fucked up. I go up to the floor. And when you get off the elevator, you have to come around a corner. It's probably like 12, 30 at nighttime. And I hear these kids laughing.

And I'm like, what kind of shit? shitty parents are letting their kids run around play at this time. I turned the corner completely empty hallway. And I fucking like Derek Teter just backhand through the food against door and fucking ran. You see a child spinning toy? A fucking dog is barking. I didn't want to know anymore.

It's one of the most haunted places on earth. Yeah. If you feel it when you're up. Oh yeah. When you're up there, you feel bad energy. And when I heard kids for sure laughing and I saw nothing, I'm like, I'm done. You're Spencer Pratt. Don't, you, pick up CISO hotel history, chid.

Yeah. There's some bad shit on it. He's got all these Democrats growing. We just, it's a housing problem. He goes, it's not a housing problem. It's a, it's a, what did he say? It's a turbo meth problem and a fucking fentanyl problem. They're all drug addicts.

They don't want to be, they don't want what you have to offer. They'll stab you in the neck. He's like, they, they want to do their drugs. Dude, remember the doc? I think it was on Netflix, that Lisa Lamb, remember she's scary shit around? Oh, yeah. Hidden in the water tower. Well, they were fine.

They were drinking her shit. So what did they decide to happen? They still don't know. The theory is she got fucked up off street drugs around there and ended up getting inside the water tank and drowning. But you can't get in the water tank. She was acting really weird. It was open when they found it, no? Blocked.

Maybe she's strong. This is one of the creepiest videos because the elevator stopped working. She was also off her meds, they said. It's a weird one. Yeah, she's high. She probably got in the water to swim and then died. So elevator's not working. Oh, this is so creepy.

This is weird. Yeah. She's like running from something. Yeah. And she's like, she's like, she's scared. Yeah.

And it could be a schizophrenic thing. I don't know. So that's what it sounds like. But the elevator doesn't help. No. She's like trying to hide. That's so weird to me. Finding her in that water tower's fucking,

could you imagine finding out you were drinking a dead girl? Fuck. Ugh. That's not good. Ugh. That can't be good. no there's not enough orange juice treatments at ways to well to get that out of bad what's that yeah people were complaining it's human soup yeah well LA waters

disgust and what is this step thing it's also a superpower but this shit she's got no shoes she's a mess no she's on shoes no she has small slippers on I can't tell it's a long video though did you get the Snyder cut of this video it was this the extended cut the uncut I went too. So I had, uh, I was in love with somebody who was a drug addict and I went to a Al-Anon meeting. You know what those are? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it's for, it's for drugs. When you have a loved one who's a drug addict. Okay. I don't know what to do. And I was there and man, I, I, I, one of the most profound things was, um, I only went once because I didn't know what the, it didn't help me, but, um, but I, uh, fucking, um, this woman was there and she said, uh, I just have to

come to terms with the fact that my brother's crazy and I've been trying to save him, but he's crazy. And I can't help him because he was schizophrenic. Yeah. And he would just disappear. And she was like, and it was so heartbreaking, man, because there's no medication to help him. He was just crazy. Yeah. And he would just be on the street. He would disappear. They try to find them. There's nothing you do. You can't do anything. Dude, when I went to go film that last episode in LA, honestly, like, not only is it just, it's sad to be in L.A. now. It kind of feels like a museum of a, of a cool, town. You can fix it. And it's just like, even when I first moved there, it was cool when I came,

the first time I saw you just ended was back in like 2018 and I was just visiting and it was, it was a cool, it was definitely a cool city. But after like 20, probably 2019, it started really getting scared. And then during the pandemic, it just became like, this is no longer. It always had problems because the weather was so good so you could always be around. It's the best weather in the country. Yeah. So you could always go there and you knew you wouldn't freeze to death, right? You could just hang. And then so people, come from places and they would drive cross country and get high and just but but when did you first get to oh i 1950 that must have been the coolest fucking time in the world yes no venice was super

i was about to say venice two years before that a lot of gangs so i went to buy a house i was going to buy a house at 1995 and the cop i said i looked at a cop they pulled over and i said it was right on right in the heart of venice i looked at the cop and i said uh is this good neighborhood and he looked at me and he He goes, see that fire hydrant? I go, yeah, he goes. He said a fortnight ago. I remember him saying a fortnight ago. It's not good.

So weird. A fortnight? I think that's two weeks. He goes, a fortnight ago, somebody got shot right there, shot and killed right there. He goes, you'll have people running through your yard and you'll hear a gun. Venice used to be.

So it used to be the shoreline crypts and the bloods, I think, and they used to have, they used to constantly fight. They're still going down. You know what they did? They made a deal. They said, you can sell your rock. here if one car is broken into if one house is broken into if one person who's not in your gang gets shot or fucked with or robbed we are going to bring the hammer down and that's and when i got

there you were fine i had my phone stolen i called my phone my own phone guy answered it i went right to the park he said let me take over the payments i was like no no no man and i just teed but that that that was also the lure of venice too like if you have kids even now you don't want to be in venice no but if you're It's changed a lot. I thought that was like one of the next part. It got gentrified, though, because what happens is those houses that families had been there forever in these little cottages, they were able to sell them for a million dollars. Especially on the Venice canals, you're looking at six, seven, eight.

Do you know what broke the gangs in Venice and most of the ballet? This is so crazy. So gangs were like, they didn't know what to do. It was so entrenched. But what broke, and so then the Mexican, the Mexican mafia said, you cannot just drive by and spray because you're killing bystanders. Yeah, don't say spray at your age. Yeah.

But the rule was, you got to have one foot out on the ground when you shoot. So when you come out, when you come in your car, this is what the Maxim Mafia said. You motherfucker, you're one foot better be out because that means you have to stop and you have to take aim. Because otherwise they were taking too much heat. Really? Yes. So get, get this. So what brought them to their knees?

That's like tag, like manhunt when you're a kid. Yeah. What brought them to their knees? Also, no 12, six elbows. Literally. Literally. Literally. Literally.

Because it was bad for your business. What? What? I'm a killer, dude. But they had those rampart gang, they had those divisions, those gang divisions. They had white supremacists. They were no joke. They were no joke.

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No exceptions. So the main thing that that crippled the gangs was the RICO act. Do you know what that is? Yeah, happens all the time. Yeah. So you were a gang member, right? Giuliani. And your uncle was in the same gang.

you just did let's say three years in jail now you're walking with your uncle and the cops go hey you're associating with a gang member you're not allowed to nor are you allowed to live with them so you're going back to jail for the whole summer you have that job it goes and pretty soon all of them were like I can't live this way

I can't even fucking live the biggest with the RICO act is let's say Brian's the boss of the mafia but he's having you and I do the dirty work when we get arrested racketeering they're going for him so before those the mob guys they couldn't track track anything to them. They'd be like, we're just getting the low level fruit.

Yeah. So then they're like, all right, you're going to act. We're getting everybody. It broke. It broke everybody. It literally shut. That's what Buckele was saying of El Salvador. He goes, we went from the most dangerous country in the world to the safest in the

western hemisphere. He said, it's because if the state has the will and what Buckele, people don't realize what he did was he fucking got the right judges in there. The judges were super woke and left wing. and he goes, I'm going to get judges. So the first thing he did before he had that, behind the scenes he was building this whole police infrastructure and jails.

But he knew he had to get judges that would okay his thing. So he got fucking judges in there, young judges under 40. And that was what he did. Could you imagine if they tried to do that here? That would never work. Well, we, California went allowed. Newsom be like, why? The reason we don't have crime problems, which I didn't know.

well is like comparatively crime is always like the real like new york city is because of AI and compustats what we what new york city does i'll give you an example don't don't don't don't get twisted the new york police department is basically a military force but also they're really smart so much more police per capita than any other big city but here's what the cops realized this is what like just like justice science is figured out the people that are fucking everything up are usually it's like at most in all five boroughs, 600 criminals. It's a repeated offenders. It's a small, tiny group. So what they'll do is they go, we know exactly where they are. So in one day, they will go and arrest 500 people,

500, and they're all in jail. And they just take all the troublemakers off the street, all the bad acts. Just the repeated offenders. Besides like the petty criminals. Yeah, yeah. So real crime is like 600. In back in the day, in the old days, before a country would go to war, if they knew an army was going to invade, the, the king, which, go in and kill every criminal in the jails. Kill them all. Even the criminal, the thieves and everything, they'd kill everybody because they were like,

the minute that they're going to, the jails are going to open, they're going to come out, and they're going to wreak havoc among our own people. So one of the things, the way of control is they would just kill everybody. It's not a bad idea. Could you imagine? Saddam Hussein, when during the Iraq invasion, he emptied the jails.

Yeah. And all the worst of the worst came out. And they were the ones doing a lot of really bad shit. Could you imagine if, Trump tried to do what Buckele did and have the military march through the street be tough. I mean they kind of did in the D.C. You don't want that but

Buckele. Jim, what was that contrary an event you had with Nina Drama? Oh, this one? So it shows Diego Pavia who's a quarterback for Vanderbilt. Didn't get drafted. He's signed out on the free agent with the Baltimore Ravens. He's small and super arrogant.

That's his issue. And he was a super hot mom. He was just trying to flirt with her. He didn't realize what was happening. So this is in the video. So you know my camera's on. To say you know. That was going. Whoa.

He's just doing his thing. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Pretty girl out of fight event. She was going to shoot. She's also like just beautiful with a great personality. Like like any guy, any guy, in my opinion, like if you don't think she's attracted and you don't want her as your girlfriend, you're gay.

I agree. Like she's a very pretty Italian girl. She's also super talented. She's amazing. She's Italian. She's. And she's classy. Like she's not this fucking weird.

Like, you know, she's not, she's not an only fan. She's wife material, bro. That's girlfriend material. Yeah,

wicked smart. Yeah. And funny. It's a great sense of humor and gorgeous. It's just that move, though. He's just like a weird arm touch thing. He's trying.

I know. I got you. It's all good. I don't think it's weird. I also think that's what's wrong with society. Like, oh, is it weird? Diego Pavia took a shot at fucking this gorgeous

live stream. I don't believe. You know, this is why. I just looked like he was grabbing titty. But Bubba, you know this is why 18 year olds? Yes. Because they're on camera all the time. Why are you going to hit on a girl?

You know. It's like, oh, probably gets turned down by, you know, fuck off. Like, everything's being lost. Need a drama. It's like, okay. And she was cool. By the way, she was trying to save her. She was like, hey, we're live right now, Bubba.

You got to love her for that. He's like, no. Yeah. But also, all good. Yeah. No harm, no. No, I'd like. I encourage kids to do that.

And if he's not familiar with her, fuck damn, shoot my shot. Thank you. Shoot your shot, definitely. And she was great because she said, I don't want you to embarrass yourself. I'm your live stream. You're on camera. You also have, you also have no shot, Bubba.

Right. You're a 5-4 quarterback sign as a free agent. Hold it. Hold it. He's a, shit. He's a quarterback? Hey, he's still a, he's still a, a NFL quarterback. That's a big deal.

No. That's what you're fucking up. Quarterback. He's as much as NFL quarterback is I'm an NFL tied end. He got invited to camp. Okay. Has it made the team. He's not a tall, man.

He's not a tall, free agent. He's not a tall man. No, that's his problem, and he's super arrogant. He's a problem. And so... You've got to be arrogant to make it like that.

It's too short for a quarter of a... Remember, Mark Sanchez played as there. Drewreeze, six feet, six feet. But Mark Sanchez couldn't even see over the offensive line when he played for the judge. Hold on, hold on. Let me see Pavia. But also remember, Nina drama's around real celebrities, man.

He's listening to six. She's not fucking with the free agent at Baltimore. Yeah. But again, he's unfamiliar with her work. Now, oh, I'm unfamiliar with your work, man. Yeah. But hold on. Oh, boy.

Yeah, well, he's also around Giants, Baba. He's probably six feet, right? No, no. Five, nine, five, ten, I said. He was five nine at the combine. Oh, okay. Well, well, let me ask you this. When you say he's not a quarterback, he's on the team.

He's not on the team. He's not. He got invited to camp. Oh, okay. He could get cut in mini camp right now. He has to go through the rookie camp. Then there's the fucking preseason. The odds are not four, five, nine on drafted.

And to be a good quarterback. You got to be able to see over the offensive line. I mean, there's 5-10 guys. There's 5-9, 5-10 guys that can do it, but it's very rare. Yeah. Well, I don't think, well, how tall is Mahomes? Six feet? No, 6-3?

No, Patrick Mahomes? Look that up. Is he that tall? Yeah. Patrick Mahomes? I don't think so, about him. No, Patrick Mohom's not known as a short dive. Six-two?

Holy shit. Sorry about the fan. What else you got, Chin? Yeah, at least pop via shoot or shoot, man. Yeah, sure. I want to make sure you guys know. I think it's, I encourage people to make a move. If you think someone's cute, do it.

But try to do a little bit smoother. Don't do a weird arm thing like that. To me, that arm thing was a little weird. I mean, you're being, no. I'm just being straight up. You're part of the problem. What he was trying to do was to cover the microphone as like, okay, I'm going to hit on you. But she moved and it was just, it looked like he was about to grab all titty.

Yeah. Put his hand over the mic. It was a little awkward. And also, again, he's unfamiliar with her work. Like, buddy, you are barking up the wrong tree. Gotta shoot. Because it looks bad if you go, I'm going to hit on you and then just go grab titty. That's crazy.

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It must have been some crazy homeless dude. That's what happens, right? I don't have to be on the wrong way. Wait, what happened? I thought there was like high security near an airport. It was a takeoff after reporting an engine fire and passengers. You probably got hit. I've always wanted to slide down. Me too. Yeah.

Me too. You got hit by a... 35 right is closed. I do have... I do have limbs on the runway. I believe the aircraft struck an individual. Limbs on the runway. Oh.

We have a plane into an individual. How's what I got? Oh, he probably exploded. What a person? Let me go ahead and proceed. I'm there with caution. Make sure we don't have any other people out there. Everybody else moving to their regular set up positions.

There is an aircraft in bay. Dude. So someone... So you got... sucked into the engine. Oh, no, this is in Denver. Oh, he got sucked into the engine. This is in Denver. Oh. It's taken off. Oh, it's going to Los Angeles.

Going to L.A. So it didn't even, yeah, get into the area. The guy got sucked into the engine. Sucked in, the engine blue, and then they found limbs on the ground. Yeah, it's not a good... So, yeah, some guy just... Apparently, it's really hard to get to that area. It's just you had to drive a long way, climb the fence,

and run down the runway. Is that it? That might be a suicide if something weird. Yeah, yeah. That's a lot to go through. Yeah, because what's the game plan? But also, that's a lot to go through. I'm going to drive, jump, try to dive into a fucking, like,

But how do security not get alerted? That's scary. I think it's so far back in that area that, but I don't know, man. So you just don't expect somebody to jump over the fence and dive in. It's got to be suicide, though. I imagine suicide. But did he get struck or did he get hit by the week? I thought he got rid of.

No, he ran towards the aircraft and the aircraft sucked up, sucked him up through the engine. It was during takeoff, apparently. I didn't hear that. I thought it just said it's struck. He got struck. How do you know he got sucked up? It's bad when anybody takes their own life, but when they do it, they kind of also inconvenience everybody else too it's like

frustrating man selfish he got hit no I think he was trying to die it's not because also those planes you see him he's trying to die far away yeah yeah it's weird to like people would see his parts of his body in the engineering and they're trying to do like pictures and selfies

with it well it could have been a DIY activity DIY what's a DIY do it yourself yeah you know yeah like now everybody's stuck on a tarmac that's shitty is this the same what happened to yeah there's just more and more about the same thing don't worry about it

that that's the main thing though and there's the people leaving aircraft I've always wanted to slide down and it's pretty anticlimactic see they're taking pictures with it yeah the pilot's like please stop taking pictures have some decency

also what are you gonna do with that right have some decent what do you mean you're gonna show your buddies man what are you talking about I would show you guys. I would not want to see my like, dude, this is why I'm late.

That's going to get banned on TikTok even if you try to post that shit. Yeah, I'm making money off that. Why would you do that? All right. Oh, this one's crazy.

But okay, have you seen the guy throwing a freaking rock at a sea lion? Yes. No. It got so much. By the way,

having just been to Hawaii, monk seals are endangered. But why was he throwing a rock at it? Because he's a piece of shit. He's just trying to get to react. The monk seals. What a dick at home.

Fuck this guy. It's a beloved monk seal. I hope they kicked the shit out of him. Oh, this guy did. This local. Yeah, don't fuck with Hawaiians, bro. The animals. And our attorney over here wants to make it clear. We don't condone violence.

What a fucking asshole. We did make a letter of recommendation for Mr. Ambassador of Aloha. I know everybody's trying to keep him anonymous. Damn, he's trying him with a big rock? Yeah, yeah, huge rock. People love this. So wait, is Monk seal different from sea lion bar? Oh, ho, Chen.

Are they ever? You're about to get a slower. Are monseals different than sea lions? I don't know. Damn, he's doing like a big rock. Yeah. He's some boulders. He's trying to kill him.

Well, that's his girl. Damn, that's his girl? Yeah. and apparently his comment was I'm rich who cares or some shit like that I'm so glad he did they show him get beat up yeah just that one image though

yeah and by the way didn't even hit the seal nice try this is where I happened yeah what a dick in the burns on don't fuck around Hawaii and he said I'm rich I can throw rocks at the airlines on their beaches if you're not respectful

of what the way you keep going to you get the shit kicked out he got the mayor's attention Hawaii Maha'uangu to everyone who reached out and expressed concern You're crazy if you don't think this guy's thinking white devil They call him a hooly What's that? Howley's like a howly you fucking gully

You'd be fine You look Hawaiian You're questionable But if you're going to be white and you're going to go fuck with their seals You're going to get checked I think there's many countries you can go to where they'd be like He might be one of us Me?

Yeah, yeah. But that's the biggest asshole move to do. Are we sure he said I can do it? I'm rich, Jen, or did you make that up? No, I remember seeing that. He's just a bad guy. What a jerk off. God, you wish that C-Lond would come out of the water and fucking rip his face, right?

So what is this now? There's the guy that beat him up. It's a local, and they're trying to give him an award, a certificate for helping protect the seal. Oh, damn. Yeah, you can tell he probably fights all the time. That's more action than the strict. an alms out fight guy goes

this video the guy getting punched does not need to be shown in such short increments we need the whole video give me the whole beat down oh yeah yeah

yeah I was getting fucking tooled up Mahalo and I think the guy's Russian Welcome to Hawaii He had that Russian hair Yeah Well he sucks either way

What else you got chin He's on here Oh wow Found the guy Igor Yeah's a Russian Oh my God he's Russian Oh my God he's Russian

well you were Igor got dealt with yeah like just you're just mean here see this I don't care I'm rich find me I can pay for it ooh buddy with his dumb square

look at his face dude he looks like a douche bag too just looks like a bad fucking robock looking motherfucker they got thick hair though up there in Russia he'll get as thick his hair he paid the price though

also the Russian can't fight you just can teat off on bud well you know he was in for the That dude looked kind of tough and he was thrown fast. Listen, dude, I need auto parts, okay? But I'm a novice. I need to make sure they're in the store or online.

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Oh, yes. Oh, God, I thought this was fake. Is this real? What happens, shit? Unless it's freaking. AI, but I doubt it. This is fake, but okay, hold on. Okay, but it's making the rounds here. Oh my

God, she didn't know how to... This from Mike Perry's channel, right? I don't know, looks pretty real. Well, he sucks. Let me see. Did she move the pad down? Yeah, she actually moved the pad down. She went like this, but then he also went high. The whole thing's... Oh!

Solid kick. Oh. That was a good kick. Solid kick. My friend was a really good kick. holding path for Luke out Rockhold and Luke did that and just and literally dropped him. That's her? That's her? Chin.

No, when you go down. Oh, that's AI. Yeah. Is Chin's feed? Is that her? That's my feet.

Chin's got a tight. That's nausea. Jesus. What's up with this shit? This is everywhere now. There's going to be a pretty girl sitting in a baseball stand. Me and Brian know her. What?

She's a comedian from Los Angeles. No. She's a comedian. This is in Korea. Love Nassia. What? I think that's Nassia, Bubba. That's not Nassi.

She both says official. Is she an anti-mererial? Yeah, that's not. Is that Nassi? No, I don't think that's her. This is who she is, huh? El Nasi. She has, the comedian.

Yeah, Nassia. Oh, yeah, you're right. First of all. So it must be just a trend where they just, like, put themselves into these baseball scenarios, right? Like AI. I don't know. Because I've seen every,

she's good people. I like her. I like her. She's good people. She's a good friend. She's cool. Yeah, I like her. a lot.

She's like a Sophia Virgara type of girl. She's, yeah, and she's good people. Like, she's a good, good person. Okay. Well, I feel like the sky's the limit for her.

Pretty. Yeah, very, very pretty. Well. Yep. So, all. All right. I jump my landlord's pool. We don't have much time.

I have something in it. I just wait right here for a second. Please. Yeah. Is it a small pool? Yeah. All right, nothing crazy there, but... Okay.

All right. She's cool, people. Whoa. She seems cool. What's up, everybody? It's Z from Alphabet, and I'm super excited that me and Nasea are getting ready to try. Be cool, dude. Is that her, her man?

We both going to do our 360-degree scan, which is going to capture full body analysis and body composition, including body fat, the muscle mass, posture, and key measurement. This allows us to track real... Okay. anyway. All right, you can move on, Jim. Yeah. We can move on.

Good for her. Body scanning. All righty. Mine came back regular as fuck. All right. I don't know what this one is. Oh, this is another video. Oh, yeah.

It's like a look, a high school girl who fought some dude. Yeah. Check this out. Getting that single. This is a kiddraining some sort of juditsu, M.A. Oh. She used to rear naked? No, watch.

gets him with this knee right. Bam, right there. And again, boom, and he's out. Super proud. We'd be going for ice cream after this. Check this out. Lord, have a person boy at school. Good for her.

Dads, this is why you want your daughter's training some sort of jihitsu, MMA. Dude, I don't know if this kid's ever going to live this down. But part of it might be the kid's not really fighting. He's trying to get her off. Like, you're not able to, you can't really punch her back, right? Or he's fighting her, Brian, and got fucked up, buddy. There's also that.

There was also some knucklehead fucking with a girl and got fucked up. We don't know the story. I know, but you don't assume he's a good guy. No, I'm saying, I'm saying he maybe, it looks like, like a lot of times if a girl attacks you and you're like, what are you doing? You're like, that happened to a kid wrestling team, he, uh, JV wrestler at the, the, we see like tournaments to the JV team and the varsity team would come. And he was show, he was wrestling a girl, he's showboating the whole time.

And, and he tried to do like an alligator role. And she just postured and caught him. And the whole gym one. Oh, yeah. Pictures are getting to take. He had to leave our school. Yeah, fucked. He had to go to a different school. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm, Jen. Let's do it. It's 2 o'clock, boys. I got to roll at too. Yeah. Okay, so let's just do this for Akash Singh. Apparently it has officially left flagrant. This is Andrew Schultz just briefly talking about it.

That sucks. Briefly talking about it. All right. I'm sure you guys were. Our boy, Arcosh. She really went through it earlier this year. Showed amazing. resilience in selling out Radio City recently,

sending records in Toronto, just crushing stand-up around the globe, and literally just like living the dreams that he would tell me about it two in the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches at Veselka. So it's been amazing to see. The experience has put things in perspective for him. Veselka. And he's made decisions to focus all of his energy on stand-up. He is going to be stepping away from the pod.

It is bittersweet. You know, we wished it. He did not want to. to do that, but at the same time who's him and not to root for your friends, you know, literally living his dreams and if he feels he's got to give everything to that. It's going full Brian with

his toes he's out. We're going to rock with them. We hope you. Because Shulte and Akash, they started. Go check out the show. We saw the show. I could say this as a genuine thing. Akash is such a good guy. Like when I first started stand up, he was always so nice to me and always looked out for me. So it really makes me sex. I really feel bad from him.

He's one of the most genuinely nice. Why do you feel bad from him, though? Isn't he leaving him? because he's crushing standout? Or is he leaving out a show of the stuff with his wife and stuff? He's getting a lot of abuse, a lot. Really? He got to a point where he had to like take a hiatus and then like... What is with people?

Like, they just want to see people fall and... Yeah. It's sad because like... Meanwhile, it's just... Meanwhile, it's winning. If any of those people actually got a chance to meet Akash, he looks out for other people. Yeah, but he's also, he also is crushing it, making all the money. Sure.

Built this global brand. But at the same time, it's just like to be taking abuse 24-7, you know, You know what I mean? Like, that's brutal. And for, I think the thing that bothers him most, too, is like, you know, that's his wife that people are talking all that shit about. You know, like that's up. And it came out. It was overblown. It's his first love.

You know what I mean? And he married the girl and everyone's calling her, this, that, and the other thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we love Akasha. Yeah. Mm-hmm. We love Shultzzy.

Yep. Anyway. It sucks. That's it. That's just like, this is just from nature as now. We've seen this before. This giant hog on a, the fuck is that. The fuck is that.

A killer well is dick. Whoa. That's a water dick. So Wednesday, the no leg day boys are going to take over firing the kid. No leg days. You guys got the Phil Heath episode dropping. This week. On Wednesday.

Brian's leaving town. Yep. Where you going, buddy? San Francisco and Idaho. You got some spots in Idaho? No. No? Just work.

Just work shit. Where are you at next? I will be in San Diego. That's not on there yet. It's on the 21st and 22nd. And I need to... Yeah, I got Alberta coming. And then I'm at...

I'm in Chicago, June 4 and 5 at Seanberg Improv. Your fans keep up and hit me up and ask if I'm coming with you on that one. Yeah, you can go. All right, kids, that's it. This is a fine kid. We're out. At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light and I was transported to another place.

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