The Fighter & The Kid - Dan Hooker EXPOSED? Side Piece, Gay Texts & UFC Drama | TFATK Ep. 1167

Episode Date: February 26, 2026

The Fighter and The Kid is back.Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen break down the Dan Hooker side piece scandal, leaked texts, and UFC drama that has the internet talking. Is it real or fake? We react to the receipts.We also dive into:– The Mexican cartel kingpin allegedly caught through an OnlyFans model– Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano rumors– Floyd Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao on Netflix– Winter Olympics “white people sports” debate– Tourette’s controversy at the BAFTAs– Cardi B and BBL cultureFrom UFC gossip to cartel chaos, this episode is wild.The Fighter and The Kid PodcastGet this episode and all future episodes AD FREE + 2 extended episodes, Fan Questions, exclusive behind the scenes content and more each month at https://www.patreon.com/tfatkO'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Ready go, Chinster. Chinster. Come on. Come on, buddy. Come on. Still doing it, Brendan.

Still doing it. Come on. You and I, a couple buddies in Texas, in Texas. Couple gay boys in Texas. Now, overall, your assessment of Texas. You miss L.A.? I miss parts of L.A. Me too.

Yeah. I miss a little bit of it. But, like, family quality, Life, exceptionally better here. Yeah. Just the community, the neighborhood, kids sports. Yeah, good people. Yeah.

There's stuff I miss for sure. Yeah, me too. Well, when you get together, if you're ever going to do something, it's downtown. And that's always. I never go downtown. No, because you know why? Because when you live out where you do, it going downtown is, it's just not what you, it feels like a lot. With our, well, it's about 30 minutes, 35.

It just feels like a lot, though. Somehow you're like, here. we are now we're in now we're there's no escape i always feel a little bit trapped maybe you got to be downtown to do the mother ship and shit down there yeah yeah um yeah we'll go down there because there's they they have good restaurants down there yeah but i mean that's once a month maybe but outside that i'm not really down there no no because you're coach coach you missed a coach now coach baseball yeah it's good six some six year olds this kid kept running across his body's driving me nuts

Buddy, buddy, how many times do I remind you? He was running like this. Uh-huh. Like, this is waste movement, pal. Yes. You tell his dad's like, I never even thought. I'm like, yeah, I, everything forward, dude. He's running this.

You know what's funny? I said that to Dove's seven-year-old. He's running like this? Yeah. Well, kids, naturally. Yeah, because kids do that. And he's fast. Kids, little athlete.

It's like fast. But I said, run, you know, this way. And it'll, you know, because it's true. I've beaten, because I threw the javel. linen did, you know, Polvo. So I learned how to sprint in high school. They taught me how to do that. So there are guys are way faster than me, but I actually did, like, some guys,

I beat me because I did this. More efficient. Yeah. And they were running like that. This kid's six, but I'm just like, because we had to teach him to run through first base, which is a huge obstacle for these six-year-olds to run through the base. Yeah. So that was my job getting these kids run through the base.

But we had some kids because it's like the, so there's two leagues. There's a six-U A-O. which is the first timers and kids aren't very good. Yeah. And then there's six U. N. Oh, Jesus Christ. There's a six U.

N.L and that's the good kids. Yeah. So Bosti's with a six U.N. L. And there's some little beast on there. You see Bosti run. You see that motherfucker run. Really?

I always tell you fast skin in Texas. Damn. Is he that guy? Six. Yeah. Really? Cooks. Now that,

this was my event, by the way. And I could, ask me why I threw so far, being so skinny. Because around other slow white guys? No, No, no, no, no, no, I actually competed again.

Everybody in the All New England's or in the New England's was way bigger than me. And, but the reason I threw fast was because I have a, I have a quick release. Oh. She's cool. Yeah, she's cool. I look back on a girl. Olympics are over, right? They are over.

Are they? And I want to know why curling gets so much attention. And it's a real honest question. You know what? It is interesting to watch, though. Is it? Yeah. When I turn it, I'm like, look at this shit.

And I find myself watching. You get caught. You get soft-in. Now, out of all the sports, now I assume there's a lot of technique and there's shit that goes into it. But when I watch, I'm like, God, I feel like I can make the Olympic team doing that. Out of all the events, that's by my best go. At 42, that's my best go.

I agree. Like, I guess there's a touch to it. But there has to be more to it. Well, there has to be. There's a thing. There's a release. Yeah. I'm not going to be the release guy.

Oh, you're going to be the sweeper? Like, you're more flexible. So when you get down, you know, and then do that. Yeah, I'm here. No, I could fucking sweep the shit out of it. Oh, you're sweeping. Yeah, I'm the sweeper. Now, there has to be more to it because I watch it.

I go, God, I feel like I could win an Olympic gold. It annoys me. I guess it's. But there has to be. I bet curlers are listening to get the fuck out of here. It's all touch. And frankly, I would, if you want to know the truth and I want everybody to hear me, I would ban him.

I would ban it. They do need to update them. I feel like they need to update the winter Olympics. I'm curious, Chin, can you look this up? Were the ratings down? Because usually when the Olympics are popping, you hear people talking about it. I know.

Do you know anybody? No. Especially ice skating was like such a big deal. Well, ice skating was still big because we won gold, that young girl won gold who had the piercing. I loved it. Yeah, she did great. Loved it.

Massive rating success. Wow, good. All right. It was a melancholy thing. I loved it. I watched the shit out of it. I did not. I purposely didn't watch

Luge. Oh, wow. Double luge. Dude, it crushed. Bring up double luge. Bring up double luge. Just don't want to get your take on this.

Summer Olympics is bigger. Yeah, I would imagine. But let's look at double lozsche. Yeah, there you go. Now, I'm on top of you here. Oh, yeah.

And that is just gay as it gets. Am I wrong? Yeah. That's pretty good. Now we're celebrating. Aha, I'm still on your lap. I'm still on your lap.

How about we're watching the tandem eye skating? You know, it's a guy and a girl. Yeah. And we're watching Tiger Lix and we go, yeah, that guy's gay, right? I went, buddy, every guy you see on the skates, on the eyes is gay. Unless they're Russian. A lot of times the Russians are straight and they are having sex with their partner. That's a thing.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. 100% the guys who are just doing the free skating, you've got to be. Oh, my God. I mean, I told you, Nick Collis said, we call him zesty. There's a zesty. Nick Collins just offered up to us. We were talking.

He goes, I'm a good ice skater. And so I went, it was a bunch of us. And I go, did you play ice hockey? He goes, no, I'm just a good ice skater. He's never done it? You're gay then. Yeah, yeah. That's weird.

Like, if you're naturally good at skating. If you're good at ice skating. Unless you're from Michigan. Unless you had to get to school that way. Otherwise, you're gay. In Ottawa, they skate to work, you know, places like that on the river. But other than that... Yeah, high skating is tough.

I love that we won the gold medal in the Olympics in hockey. Yeah. Trump had them at the White House last night. Did you see it? Yeah. But if you look at the starting like five or six, they're all from Michigan. It's basically Michigan versus Canada. Yeah.

They're all Michigan boys. Yeah, I believe it. Real quick, the Summer Olympics are usually bigger than winter. Yeah, I love me some Summer Olympics. The Sprint. Now those are in two years? Those are...

2028 in L.A.? Yeah. Los Angeles. The World Cup now would be in, I think, part of it is in Puerto Voyarta. So, they'll figure... When's that at? When is that?

That's in June, I think, sir. by that isn't it weird we haven't heard much of it since it's kind of Mexico in the United States it's kind of it just kind of went away yeah well I think things we know the UFC's in Mexico this Saturday did not know that where in Mexico yeah I think it's 150 miles away from the cartel war zone yeah but still apparently it's fine now apparently a lot of this according to who like that's my thing oh is it well the because it was mayhem yeah the the the the the cartel was uh sending out fake news stories about violence.

And then there was a lot of... Who told you this? That's not true? It was in the news. No, no, no. Yeah, be careful with your news. Because we're, because Joanna, from there, her family is, but who told you was fake? Well, no, it got hairy.

It got hairy for a while. And people had to lock down. Yes, they were burning cars and stuff. No, no, they set a Costco on fire. Yeah. Yeah. I think 56 people died in a day. Who told you this is fake?

I don't think it was 56 people. It was. by cartel members. And 25... Cops and cartel. Yeah. Yeah, it was heavy. Someone told you that was fake?

No, somebody said that order is restored. Order is restored now. Yeah, that whole thing. So they were careful not to kill civilians. They were pulling out of their cars and burn their cars, but overall, things are back to normal from what I hear. Whoa. Yeah.

Still thinking it's fake? No, a lot of those people were drug operatives, cartel guys and I think 25 National Guardsmen were killed. So out of the 75, 30 to 34 were cartel members. Yeah. Now the guy that got caught, here's an interesting fact for you. So Pablo Escobar, El Chapo, and Homeboy El Mention. They all got caught from chicks.

All three of them got caught from chicks. Yeah. That's the old, that's the old. that's the old bitches, man trick in the world because you know El Mancho was like

dude this OnlyFans girl's fucking hot And his friend was like buddy you've been on the land for 15 years Let's not fuck this up He's like I know But I'm rock hard dude

Yeah dude He's like look at this Only fans girl I'm just sending a DM He goes all right Don't tell her where you're at He's like I would never And then she's like

Where you had Poppy Yeah He's like I'm at this hotel actually And then the cops went Oh Well we've been following her For a little bit And then

At least let him get sucked off or you take him out. So one of the things, I've been following El Mancho for about a long time, 10 years. Because I read a- Take it easy. No, I have, because I read a terrible story about what they do to people. He was the worst of the worst. Yeah, so I got a little obsessed with it. And I would check periodically if they ever caught him.

No. And one of the things that made him so hard to catch was that he didn't have a side piece. And they kept trying to find a side piece. He didn't want to be famous either. Yeah, he was really, really... He was opposite of Pablo Escobo. Yes, and by the way, and El Choppel.

Ruthless, beyond ruthless. He's the worst of the worst. So I'll kill your dogs, dude. Yeah, he's the worst of the worst. And he had the cops and everybody. His thing was ultra violence. Like, he was even more so than Pablo Escobar. Well, they would come in and kill right away.

They'd just kill the police chief in his office. Yeah, and then they would, you know, they'd cut the husband's heads off and for the kids and wife, and they're terrible, terrible. Like, I think, anarcho's like kind of romanticized. like the cartel that you're talking about evil shit now elmancho i think he was worth like 30 billion people like he was better than uh paubal eskbar Pablo with inflation yeah if you go to today's standards was worth 80 billion correct he had so much cash yeah he didn't know what to do with it it it rotted away in the doors uh there was um there was a lot of that uh and i claudia shinebaum the president is

the worst in these situations she seems she's like she's getting paid the worst thing we can do is go to war they're involved with it yeah they're all involved and they're not it's a it's a get outside of the law it's like your fucking soldiers are fighting them right now she sucks she's on the payroll she's got to be

yeah the whole thing's like what are you doing man yeah they have an agreement and you know what what the bukelly said from el salvador he said look a government can always beat a criminal network you just have to have the will to do it not if they're involved in the government. That's it.

That's the cartels. If they are the government. Yeah, now they're politicians. They're governors. Well, you see that woman in Mexico? She goes, that right there, that guy right there is a narco senator. You see him? Yeah.

He right there has bought it. She was just calling him out. Now, if you're that girl from OnlyFans, I'd lay low for a little bit. A little bit. I'd get out of Mexico. She's got 15 mil now. So that's what I mean. I hear.

No, she didn't give him up, did she? Apparently she sucked them off. Apparently she got 15 mil for it. I don't know. Look that up, Chin. Oh, that's a death sentence. Was she really on OnlyFans? Yeah, she was an OnlyFans chick.

She's easy on the eyes. Oh, buddy, you're not going to be a leader of a cartel and not fuck dimes. Yeah. Dude, he risked it all, though. Buddy. They all do. They all do. What's the point of being about, like, a crime lord and not getting laid, you know?

Well, this is what the headlines says. Only Fats model denies. She's girlfriend who led Copsdale Mentor. I would deny it, too. Yeah. Oh, it's an AI pick that had them together. Whoa. Yeah, she's, uh...

Woe is right, Chin. Yeah. Yeah, you tell Mancho, dude, you think he's fucking around some warlocks in Mexico? No, you want to lay low. Fucking dapper deal? Yeah, she's gonna need to lay low for a little bit.

Come to America. But she may... They'll get you in America, too. Their cartels all over here. Don't get it twisted. She has 3.6 million followers. I'm bringing her up there, right there. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, that's what we call. On the street, we call that a baddie. They called a 10. Dude, she was, he was on the lamb for 10 years and risked it all. I bet he was so horny. Yeah, man. I mean, he's so horny.

He's like, caught him in a hideout, I guess, in the hills. No, it's a hotel? It's a fancy hotel? What?

Yeah. We're like celebrities and everyone goes in. Oh, geez. She probably likes that. All right, take it easy, Jen. I'm just saying. Well,

she probably fucking likes it, a little horror. Wait, let me see the boyfriend. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jen. Okay. All right.

Well, I mean, I don't know. That looks like her guy. Now, if El Mancho wants your girl, you're probably not going to do much about it. Oh, no, no, no, you're going to, you're going to give it up. Yeah, you're not going to. You don't want to be causing any problems.

Because that, that cartel is military-grade weaponry, exploding drones. Do you've seen their whips? Their rides are wild. No. Very military. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're so ready.

God, I've never related so much El Mancho. I get it, dude. I mean, you can't mean. I mean, sometimes things are worth risking at all for, Bubba. He right told his boy, he's like, dude, it's been years. Crime doesn't pay after a while. You're like, I got to, I got to, I'm bored. I got 30 billion.

I can't do shit, dude. That sucks. I keep making donations with this troll account to this hot ass only fans girl. She wants to meet up. I'm rock hard. He's like, I know, dude, but the feds, he's like, fuck them. Let's see what happens. Yeah, you got to meet up.

You got to meet up. They paid the ultimate price for it, though. Now, now she said that she didn't get money and she didn't. Of course. Well, you don't want to fuck around. It doesn't matter. The cartel's not going to hear her out. Well, I hope she's okay.

I hope she gets out of wherever. Dude, if she needs somewhere to hide, she'd hide in the studio. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's. So she definitely works out because you can't get that leg thing with just implants, right? She's fantastic. Yeah.

and save her at all costs, please. Well, go to tell her at all costs. Now, there's also, they said a streamer also was the one who gave up the information. Have you heard this? No. Yeah, there's a streamer actually gave the feds, the Mexican government information where he was. That kid should also lay low. Yeah, you definitely want to lay low as in try to get to Mars.

Yes. See if Elon can put you in one of his rockets and go explore for a little bit. Cheshire help Mexican There it goes viral claims Linking Streamer I mean if that's really him He's done Well here's my thing

Even if you're linked to this But none of it's true You gotta lay low Because it's not like these cartel guys We received a $15 million reward For providing key intel If that's real Allegedly received threat messages

Oh really From cartel members telling him They're coming for him Mind you cartel members aren't just in Mexico. No, they're all over the states now. Yeah. First of all, you'd have to say to the goddamn feds,

if I give you this information, I need you to never mention my name again, you know? Yeah, the 15 million ain't worth it. Well, where would you go? If not him, who, if not now, when? There's nothing for anybody. No. No, the kid's fucked.

He wouldn't have to get the, like, a whole face reconstruction. construction changes life yeah i don't know man that is i just feel lucky that we don't live in a country where we have to deal with that man that's that's tough but they the other thing about the you're headed there cartels that people don't realize is that they also behave as the government for the for the for the poor they provide food and medicine so apparently they're like robin hood that's what paulo did that they take yeah they take that role because the government in those areas sucks The Mexican government is not for people who have no means.

And that's where they come in. They provide jobs. They do, you know, so it's crazy. But apparently he had 30,000 operatives, 30,000 armed to the teeth. That's a fucking arm in it with drones and stuff. The question is what happens now? I think, I think, nothing somebody else takes over. I think the Trump administration is.

has put so much pressure on Mexico and they're like and I think I think U.S. was involved in this in one way or another look at that shit but it's good you cut the head off the snake and it's not like the head just grows back even meaner that's that that's the way it goes here yeah so it creates all this violence all this war it's not like it's going to stop no yeah they make it they make you do some crazy shit I'll tell you where I'm not going is Mexico no for the last like what 10 years I never wanted to go again well this is the problem man you know the the the the tourism is a big deal. Dude, I saw one guy's tweet.

He goes, not sure what's going on. Somebody filled me in. I just got a crazy deal on beachfront property in Puerto Vallerta. He says, I can't wait to get out there. Am I missing something? But it would be a good time to buy. It's going to bounce back. Yeah.

It's going to bounce back. It's a great time. Yeah, that's what this guy is saying. He's actually super smart. Yeah. He's like, what am I missing here? It's probably the best time to buy. That's so true.

Buy when nobody else wants to buy. It'll come back. You can't go down there. That's too nice at town. That'll come back. Oh, yeah. Too much money. Tourism.

And the cartels make money there. They live there. Yeah, they usually take care of the American citizens. Yeah, yeah. Because they know we put all the money up. Yeah. I'm never going. Yeah.

I told you, I'm like, you're never going back to the motherland. It's not happening. Well, I think all problems can be solved. But that's, but a lot of it has to be like a strong accountable government, too. Like, you got to give people, you know, there's got to be a way to kind of, like, lose the corruption. and the Mexican government. It happened in our life lifetime bubble.

No. And all the drugs come across the border? You don't think our government's involved with that? Of course. But mainly it's Mexico, man. Like El Mento was like, I pay you fucking guys. Back off. Do you hear that?

I'll kill you guys and your dog. Guys are no, no, okay. No, sorry, sorry. We'll definitely back up. Yeah, he's like, I thought we had a deal. You don't fuck with us. We don't fuck with you. Yeah, he goes, anyway, sorry for the foul language.

Yeah. Keep your phone off. If you turn it off, I'll consider it a sign of disrespect. He's like, no, no problem. He was like, I'm going to turn the phone off and I'll call you from another phone. He's saying, no, don't do that. Son of disrespect. I'll call you.

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Yeah, that's that you get an understanding of why when when the criminal organization is way stronger than than the police. It's not a good idea. Oh, something you'd be into. Did you see what happened with Dan Hooker? I did see what happened to Dan Hooker. I thought it turned you on. What was it his side piece? His side piece was a stripper.

Basically came out and was like he was cheating on me with. dudes. What? Oh, I don't know any of this. Yeah, that's why I thought you'd like it. Oh, hold on. Now, for the record, I don't want to out Dan Hooker. I want to be respectful. Hey, buddy, buddy, we're not outing anybody. Okay. You think this is breaking, you think I'm breaking this news? I don't know. You think I uncovered this? Yeah, okay. No, fuck no. Okay. This is Real Housewives of the UFC. This is mainstream fucking news. I mean, this, this actually makes me like him more, as you know. I don't, I don't buy any of it. I don't think any of it's true. You don't think he was banged by us? No, fuck, no.

I think she was trying to extort him. And he was like, go ahead. My wife already knows. And she was like, all right, I'm going to do it even worse. I'm going to say you're gay. He's like, nobody's going to believe you. Okay. So can I just see what's going on now?

Yeah, I had it on a show show, but this is like the girl. No, you had it on a fine kid. Was it fine the kid? Yeah, we do so many shows around. So this is his side piece. Why is she doing this? Yes, he is married. And when I met him, I was working in the booty club.

He was just like a client, like at the time. This was like 20, 23. And he took me out the club, Captain Save a Ho, right? Loves that shit. He loves an O-F girl. He loves a Ripper. He loves Captain Save a Ho. So, yeah, he started paying for my life completely and utterly.

He had all his cards on my Apple Pay, paid for my rent in two different countries, like everything. I tried to leave this man so many fucking times, but he'd always get me back with something shiny and new. every time he cheated on me, he'd buy me a new bag. So, yes, he played up a lot, a lot, a lot, a point where I had a wish list on my phone that was shared with him with an eye cloud. So every time he'd do something, he had to buy something off the wishlets. Every time, right? And I kind of started looking on his phone every time, like trying to find a new bitch, a new problem so I could get a new bag, right?

Until I found out that it was a man. She sounds like a class act. When I seen the man, everything changed because, like, no. And then I got abused from that. But I'm not going to get into that. The way she speaks so fast without looking at a script, though, it's kind of like, you know, just slightly... I mean, I don't know.

I mean, this is... I'm not buying it. This is a mercenary, too. Oh, yeah. Stribber? I believe that that was his side piece, but I mean, it's also... I think he's sucking off dudes. No, I don't either.

Especially the one where he's like, let me wait to everyone's asleep, but you think Dan Hookers, no. Waiting to his family falls asleep to go suck a dude on? No, he's definitely not. And also... No, if anything, he's getting sucked.

Also, what's going on? Yeah, correct, by the way. By the way, very true. Right? That's a real man right there. But also, what is, what is she doing? What does this get back at you publicly thing? That's this young culture.

Yeah. I think no, I was telling Brennan. It's like a, you know, woman scorn is like one of the craziest things in the world. She's a scorned from what though. She's a complete mercenary.

No, she's like, I do this for the money. She goes, I kept trying to break up with them and he would just keep buying me. She's going to say that, obviously. Yeah, but I'm just saying she,

everything she does is for the money. And it's, at least she admits to it. She's a higher assassin. Yeah. I mean, okay. I mean, but either way. And then we also brought up that Dan Hooker's wife's dad made some like threat like we don't need to beat you up. No, no, but that's apparently real too. Dan is father-in-law. His father-in-law, he's, you can tell he's hurt from all these allegations. He was like, I want to fight you and all it sucks. But that could be just because he cheated on his girl too. That could just be the cheating part. Yeah. But it's sad. Obviously, he's not going to beat him up. You just tell he's hurt, you know?

Because, you know, they have kids. Yeah. It's a shit, Joe. I figured he'd like it because he was sucking guys off. No, but he wasn't. And it was like, uh, he got deep. Oh, the taxes. Yeah, it's like, it's like a text is hard or something.

Like, yeah. What? Oh, the texts are disgusting. What do you mean? It's like my throat's ready for you. Wait. Hold on. Yeah.

Hold on. Wait, there are texts on his phone? Mm-hmm. Well, according to her. Okay, but you haven't seen it. No, I've seen them. She kind of posted, I'm not going to be able to find her now, but she kind of posted him like a...

She took the picture. I just had the articles. His wife is my friend, but he cheated on me with a man. I have the receipts. So that's weird too. So you're friends with his wife, yet you're fucking her husband. What is going on here?

This is... It's deep. It's not, she's not the classiest person either. I don't know what's going on. I'm not going to reserve judgment, but what is that there? I don't know. Let's look at that.

Because it's hard to see the Dan thing. Well, here we go. I'm like sure to get you hard and suck you off deep. Hot. When 30 minutes. Jesus Christ, man, 30 minutes. I'm busy tonight. I'll let you know.

Do I'm very horny with a big load. I'll make next time worth it. So who is saying I'm horny with a big load? I think that's Dan, but Corny, that's that. Hold on. Go back again. All right. There's worse ones than this, too.

I'll make sure to get you hard and. suck you deep, hot when 30 minutes. Okay. See, they're saying the gray is Dan Hooker. The gray Texas. Oh, yeah, that's when Nick was here. I'm saying, I think it's, I think Dan is not the gray. That's what I say.

Yeah. How do we know? Why would we assume that he's the gray? You know, keep going, keep gone. Dan's getting sucked. I'm very horny with a big load. Okay, I'll make next time worth it. Yeah, that's.

And the next one's like, let me wait to the families of sleep. That's another girl, probably. That's right. Yeah, prove it's a guy. So according to Nick Simmons, he was saying the gray is to actually, the blue on your eye message. But for whatever reason, it's not showing in this one. I don't know. By the way,

with AI, you can do anything. So I don't buy you. Of course. You're a doctor all this. I don't buy any of it. No, I think Dan walks away unscathed. He laughed it off. Yeah. And there's another man. Chill guy. Auckland.

For kiwiswingers.com.n. Maybe he's I guess this is his history. New Zealand gays. Pegging. This is too, I'm not buying it. I'm not, all you're showing me.

Because she could get on there and do all this herself. Correct. Of course, yeah. She could have done all this. I believe she'd do everything at this point. Free later tonight. I'll be in touch. Sweet.

Your throat ready. Question mark. Hey, sorry. Can't host till after 11 p.m. or 11.30 when everyone's asleep. I'm not buying it. I refuse to believe Dan sucking dudes off and saying it is your throat ready. Me too.

Sorry, I've got a cold at moment. Yeah, whatever. Hold on. I mean, I'm super horny right now. Why? Yeah, next time I come, just want to suck you off. Next time I come, I just want to suck you out. I'll leave the door unlocked.

Walk in, I'll be hard and suck me off. I'll just lay back and leave you to it. I'll leave the door unlocked. A lot of sucking. Yeah, Dan's not the one in the gray. I don't think Dan has anything to do with this. I think this is all fake. I agree.

I think she's trying to, because just saying she's a side piece isn't going to defame them. So coming up with this gay agenda. Yeah. Sometimes head trauma can cause you to be a little bit gay, but like you're... Then what's your excuse? You never thought? You're just gay as shit.

Because you get older. Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah, I heard Biden was sucking. Well, I'm older and I'm on town. What testosterone is what happens is I just get Randy. Ooh. You know what I mean?

I guess. I get Randy. Or you're just gay, you know? I was on stage and I just go, man, I hate sometimes you're straight. And it's like, my friend's got a beautiful mouth, but I can't tell him there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not buying any of this. But Real Housewives of the UFC.

Yeah. Listen, Dan can blame everything also on just temporary head trauma. You know, it's like, fucking dude. I got, I just got in a fight. I'm all fucked up right. I'm just gonna get a cock in my mouth. You know what I mean? Yeah, I haven't heard of that as a side effect.

That's like Kanye West who's like, dude, the reason I was a Nazi is I'm bipolar. It's like, but now I'm taking my anti-Nazi medication. Like, okay. Dan Hooker was funny on Twitter. He gets on and goes, so all these allegations came out and Dan gets on and goes, finally coming back, what I miss?

They put no shit, I'm gay now? great nothing like a woman's oh shit yeah there you go he's greasy that that's how to deal with it i mean and that's the fall in the long yeah i don't like seeing that let's see this yeah you want to see yes or no makes it sad yeah it's a bummer you can tell it's a

father-in-law always hurt yeah yeah it's his girl i don't i'm i simply yeah it's a bummer yeah i don't like seeing that either no this a blow over i don't like the drama i don't like no pun intended get outed and get all fucked up i don't like it man it just makes me sad for everybody.

I just don't understand it. Like, what's her, like, what's her agenda? Just destruction. She's, she's, she's clearly hurting. Yeah, they're just to hurt him. She's, this is not going to work out for this person. No. You know, when you embrace all the wrong values, it doesn't work out.

And then you find yourself here. And what she doesn't realize is, I'm sure, even though she's a hired assassin stripper, I'm sure she wants, like, a family or a man. No, you know, this is such a, no, do you know, this is such a, no, dude's gonna be like oh hell yeah yeah the girl who fucked over dan hooker let me wife her up also just her life in general this kind of behavior is not it doesn't it doesn't work out in the end it just doesn't and it's okay because she's got to go through it and find it the thing we're all missing so the the the caption here says i'm a stripper dan hooker has been paying for my life for three

years dude on what salary not a ufc salary you're paying for your entire family and the side piece he doesn't make that much money no not to be fucking buying louis Vuitton bags and shit every time he gets sucked off well you know fighters tend to be a little reckless pro athletes all yeah it's got a credit card and just spend all that crap on it now let me ask you this maybe and he probably gets endorsement deals and does shit he's he lives in new zealand yeah uh is there any more can i just because to educate myself do you want to do some research i'd like to see what she looks like and see what's going on in that situation Yeah, fair point.

You know what I mean? I think it's important. We looked at El Manchos, you know what I mean? Let's compare to El Manchos. That's all. We just got to make sure everything is on the other. Yeah. Now, he doesn't seem terribly worried about the fact that, I mean, there are pictures

of him and her. Apparently, but I think the wife knew, so that's what are you saying. Right. So maybe there's a whole thing with his wife. Here's my thing with all this. It's all good. Exactly. None of my business.

Yeah, who gives a fuck. And love to him. open relationship okay why the fuck does anybody care yeah exactly for me for me the fucking guys i kind of care it's like all right well what are you doing dad yeah yeah it is what dan's doing he's doing his thing i'm not going to judge him in honor no i mean i won't root for him him anymore but yeah you will just kidding yeah of course i'm rooting i love i always root for yeah i love him can't find her instagram her name's keek oh ikeke grace just not the best investigator i just put type then key grace stripper

Keeks. Hooker's a handsome dude too. Yeah. You'd think someone would tag her, although I bet she's getting lit. See, she thinks everyone's like, yeah, get them, girl. I bet her social media is toxic.

Yeah. Because Dan's beloved. Yeah. And when you do this, it's going to be testy. I would imagine. I would imagine. How excited are you for Rhonda Gina Krono?

Hold on. Ronda Gina Krono and Manny Packyall-Floyd, weather also on netflix oh i'm sorry is it bellator 2014 all over again yeah i'm actually interested in the mani pacchio uh floyd mayweather more than ronda gina carano well gena's first of all um jean is big she feels much bigger than ronda and they're gonna fight a 45 yeah she's always been bigger she's always fought uh smaller girls yeah it's gonna be a weight cut for i think right um ronda beat the shit out of it oh ronda's not a fight. Oh, is that right? Yeah, Rhonda should be a minus

6,000. Is that right? Yeah, it's not a fight. That's my issue. Because of Gina's jiu-situ or lack thereof, or what? Yeah. Like, even when she fought, like, her skills were okay. Huh. To compare today's standards, not shit. Right. Like, Rhonda's so much more talented. She'll mop the floor with her. Really?

Yeah, yeah. That fight ends the first round, bubble. Swat? Striking and all that? Oh, Rhonda just toss her on her fucking... Arm bar or what? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Gina's a, not a competitive fight. She's a beast.

Gorgeous. Yeah, right? Fucking gorgeous. Super pretty. Just a beautiful, powerful. Look at that. What? Yeah.

Take it easy. I'm not saying anything. We love Gina. What are you about to say? I love her. She's beautiful. I think she's gorgeous. I'm way too light in the ass.

Which hurts my friends. Probably has the best face ever in a moment. I think she's so beautiful. Guy or a girl? She's gorgeous. Now, now, I wish I was a pro football player. I wish I was substantial enough to step to that. But unfortunately, I just am not.

And also, Bubba, you know her family owns Caesar Palace? You know she comes from Big Boy Money. I didn't know. I know her dad play pro football. No. And they own Caesar's Palace. I didn't know that. She's Scrooge McDuck Rich.

I didn't know that. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. You don't say. Yeah. Here's a question. She married?

No. Hey, you wish. Hey, she's with that kickbox a guy, right? No, they broke up. Keep up, boys. That was years ago. Um, here, here's the, uh, there you go. Um, uh, who founded man, uh, which later acquired Caesars.

Oh, Jesus. Okay. Now you're at $725 million. Okay. Yeah. Vineyard. Vineyard winery. Seasers Entertainment. I see. Oh, Ferrari. Ferrari Carano. I, that's a very good wine. I know that wine very well.

Whoa. Get the fuck out of here. That's a, that wine is, is, is a huge wine. No. way. Yeah. You don't say. Out of all the shit, the wine?

Yeah. Wow. But basically a bill, that's crazy. Now, here's the thing. Scrooge McDuck Rich. She's awesome. Here's the question. Is she getting paid more to fight

Ronda Rousey on Netflix or her settlement with Elon Musk support with that she settled with Disney? How much a Disney pair? She won that lawsuit, remember? She did win that lawsuit. Big boy lawsuit. If Elon Musk funded it. Wow.

love that and that's Disney and they settled well yeah they should settle because they fired her for no reason oh people said way worse shit well it's just the one it's such a one-sided thing that's a weird time nothing's confirmed 75 oh she was only she's only seeking 75

oh oh oh well she doesn't need it after lawyer fees maybe you know what maybe they miss to zero there. Anyway. Oh, 7.5 mil, that's pretty good.

70% like, damn, what's the point, girl? Yeah, especially when your family's a- principal, man.

Yeah. Yeah, principal. Okay, well, that's not even gonna be close. No,

all right, good, bad you. I'll tell you what, I don't give a flying, flying fuck about as many pack you

have what he made with it. I bet you're into it because you're older. Be interesting to say, like, how much, old people love this shit. Yeah,

my dad likes that shit, They'll probably rely on technique. And I think that you're going to find that Floyd Mayweather does the same thing. Now, Pacquale... It's going to be such a boring fight. Pac-Hale still has it. He does...

When Pacquil thought, his shoulder was out. He had a bad shoulder. Oh, yeah. But if they're both healthy... You know what's interesting is Floyd wanted to be an exhibition? Yeah. And Man, he went, absolutely not. He wants to fight.

We're going to fight. Have you seen Floyd fight lately? No. It's not great. No, dude. He's 50. He needs more. Bro.

Yeah, he needs money. Who do you guys think is the favorite? Manny. And Brian? Floyd. Yep, Floyd. Floyd's a better boxer. Manny's great, though.

But I think Floyd's a better boxer. I would never bet on any of these circus acts. Yeah. But if I had to bet on, I would take Manny for sure. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy how he doesn't have money. Yeah, I don't know what the learning lesson is there because he's made, like, like,

billions of dollars. Yeah, it doesn't. But apparently he has it, he has it in like investments and properties, but they don't have like liquid cash. Well, he's got tax issues apparently. That'll get you. Yeah.

Yeah. I could give two fucks about that fight. Really? Oh my God. I don't see Dan Hooker's sidepiece and El Mancho sidepiece fight. I'd watch that. By the way, I looked for Instagram.

This is the closest I got, but you have to follow. She had to shut out. I bet she's laying low. she thought it she that's not the flex she thought it was going to be no and now she's getting

tormented yeah Dan Hooker's beloved yes lifefully so he's a warrior warrior who did he just fight

lost oh fuck was it Benwell yeah yeah I saw that fight he's fell in some tough times he beat Gamrod

he looked great but then he takes damage I don't like how much damage he takes. Sarukin beat the brakes off of him. BSD was bad, but he beat Gamrot, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, so the top of the top, he's still up there. Had to fight with fucking Islam. He lost four out of his last, was that seven? Yeah. But look at everyone he's losing to. Well, he takes damage. He really does. He's very, he's too tough for his own good.

Yeah. I don't like that at all. That's his thing, though. Yeah. And his sparring partners, are probably people like Volcanovsky and Izzy. So. That's well documented, Bobo.

Yeah. It's just, it's a lot. It's a lot in camp, too. What else you got, Jen? Current events. Here we go. Oh, let's start with that Tourette's guy.

We covered that on Fire the Kids. Yeah. I mean, the people that are talking about him. So, first of all, this is him. Oh, he was white? Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a black guy with Trash. I heard something about him being black, too.

Like earlier articles, earlier insurricular? He's a white dude? Is it a white dude? What's he doing at that award show? Because he can't help himself. Yep. So we can't have you there, Bubba. Yeah, well, he knows he shouldn't say that.

He's trying to fit into society. And sometimes you just go, you know. No, I don't know. No, I don't know, Brian. Well, I think when you have Tourette's, you know you. You say the most impulsive, horrible thing. Right? Like, oh, that person is fat and bald. You're bat and fat and bald.

Go fuck yourself, Chris. You know. Is anything going to happen to him? So here's the thing. This is a big debate right now. So people are, some people that are high up in the celebrity world like Jamie Fox are saying like he knew what he was doing. Oh, fuck off. Like that's part of who.

So let me show you two of these people. So this is what Jamie Fox said first. Out of all the words you could have said Tourette's makes you say that. And he goes, nah, he meant that s or meant that shit. Shut up. And then he goes, unacceptable. You don't talk about gay. This is the one, too.

So this is Godfrey. I've mentioned him here before because he's been on the show. I like him a lot, but he does, he's very racial when he talks about stuff. He's always about, like, you know, whites and blacks. And I don't want to get into this. I do. Play it. Let me just play it real quick.

I'm looking at this video with Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo at the BAFTA Awards. You know Michael B and Delroy Sinners is probably going to win best pictures. I win a bunch of Oscars. I'm crossing my fingers. But they're just doing great work. Just dignified. Brothers killing it right now. And something happens while they're up there.

Two words are uttered out. For a vital part of movie making. Yeah, bitch nigger. And it is said by a guy named John Davidson. I think he's part of the awards ceremony. I mean, you think he might be a producer or whatever. He says, but he has Tourette's. I don't know if you know Tourette's.

I follow people online that have Tourette's. where they get these tics, you know, like verbal tics, where they be like, yeah, a lot of times it's profanity or whatever or sometimes like sounds and stuff like that. And it's really a really terrible disease, you know. But I just, I had to scratch my chin on this one. Because how did he say, though, when Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan were up there? I can understand if he's like, but. Because the most offensive thing is saying.

So my thing is this. I'm trying to use my logic. I'm not trying to put people down with this, but why was it specifically, it makes me rub my chin going, was he really thinking this? Is there a thought process in a person with Tourette's? We have these thoughts and that disease brings it out.

Well, the problem is, but does it in sporadic. Who cares? I don't know. I'm trying to be very logical with this. You know, really in the middle of, you know, I don't have to, I don't know what it's like. I don't know if.

Yes, I can't really come. or not. He's being fair here. He's saying, I don't know. He's by asking whether or not. Try to suppress it. I don't know, but that was crazy. I think he's asking the same question all of us.

Not a past. Brian, I'm not asking any question. You need an apology for that. That was crazy. Is that what he was really thinking? I would say sorry because I'd be like, makes you say it out loud. Yeah, I think he's like, man, this is a condition.

I'm so sorry if I offended anybody. I can't help. I'm just saying, now, what if there was a Jewish man? I think the end of the day. He said, he said, he said, that some crazy jewish i bet he would what would happen that i bet he was an asian and he said oh you slanted i don't know i'll do this what you can stop it jane i'll tell you what would happen if he said to an asian or a mexican you know what would happen nothing they wouldn't they wouldn't

get on their horn and play victim and all but i think it wouldn't happen yeah i just think that that what happens with turett's people is that they go i think they say the most outrageous thing yeah that that in the world. And then I do think as a, as a guy, he should say, hey, guys, I'm really sorry. I can't help it. I can't help it.

The way it works. So an apology is acceptable. It's like, I have this condition. And we don't know. We don't know. Nobody knows what happens. Like,

if you watch that, was it Breland out loud? Literally, like when she gets the airport, what's the, they tell her, hey, do not say the worst thing possible. She goes, I have a bomb. I have a bomb.

When a bald guy walks out like, like, hey, please don't bring attention. He's bald. That's it. That's Tourette's. And, This guy didn't live under the rock. What's the worst thing, most offensive thing you say to BlackBerson?

Oh my God. They're going, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, but they have a condition. You got to run out the room, man. Run the fuck out of the room. That's a tough way to live. This ain't a hill to die on. No. Oh my God.

This guy's so offensive. We deserve an apology. What's that going to do for you? Well, what's that going to fucking do? I think he would probably say sorry, right? So that's the thing where people are getting up in arms, but because he didn't necessarily apologize. He just said something like, you know, this is what I, this is my thing. This is what happened sometimes. That kind of thing. So I think people want, but at the same time, we don't, we don't,

none of us know about Tourette's and what would have, I'm sure he deals with it every single day. So he can't apologize. Can you imagine me apologizing every single? And I would assume this isn't the first time it's happened to guy. But he said it to other races, other people, fat people. About himself, his family, maybe I don't know, his family. But I don't know, I don't know. But I've been a very sensitive time. Oh, hey, so. This guy screaming the N-WRICs, they're conditioned, is the least of our problems in this world. Yeah. I don't know.

It sucks all the way around, but I don't know. So anyway, so people are saying that they should have, that the mics that are around the audience area, they put the, since knowing his condition, they should have just like, you know, obviously cut it or muted it. Dude, get the fuck out of the building. He can't be in the room. That's the thing. Like, hey. All his co-workers, you know he can't be in the room. He's a liability.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this him here? No, this is one of the judges that felt the need to quit because the way that the organization handled this. Okay, quit, quit. Let me know how your life turns out. Go ahead and quit because a guy with a condition said something. Thanks a lot for your virtue sighing.

That's exactly what I thought. Hey, you're making the world better. Thanks. Oh, man. You're cured. Did you soul search? Who gives a fuck about you? You cured racism because you quit your job.

Oh, no. You're not on the panel. What are we going to do? Because a guy with Tourette's yelled something out. Get the fuck out of here. All right, on a lighter note. People are just soft, man. Boy, that's a wagon.

So, yeah, let's talk about Cardi B's wagon. So check this out. This is at a, I think this is behind the scenes at one of her concerts, but you'll see her ass. Apparently she's getting some taken out. Yes. But see someone pulled it down, but look at... So she had her booty done.

Multiple times. Yeah, multiple times. But she said she's going to get it taken down. She seems like an awesome person, too, by the way. But here, there's her at the concert. And you can see her ass a little more here. Fuck, hold on. She's a fucking wagon.

Wagon. Is she the one who's pro-Trump? No, no, that's, Mickey Minaj. Awesome wagon. She'll turn her in a bit. But it's hard to wipe her ass. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot.

It's just so much. So she's going to get it taken down? Yeah, she said after, I think after the tour, she's going to go ahead and take it out. Then I started going down just like rabbit hole. It's like, yeah, 40 years tired. You have 40-inch tires, you want to take down. You got to take them down. No, no, no, no.

We're not off-roading anymore. Go to 37s, girl. We ain't off-roading. I don't have enough. It's just a tire change. That's all of it is. Let me see that. Let me see that.

Yeah, this is apparently Jake's, Drake's ex-girlfriend, Gracie Bonn. She has a wagon. But this is just like, at a, at this point, like, what do you, is that what is happening? Is that real? Yeah, she's real. She's the girl on the plane. Those are earbags. Then I look at her in.

I'll say right now, Drake's, Dick's, not big enough. No, that's... That girl on the left's obese, yeah? Well, the one in the left. She's super cute. But is this... On the left, she's a fat girl with a cute face.

Well, let me ask you this. And then she got surgery done on the right. So she did get surgery or is that how she's built? But definitely surgery. She had surgery done. But buddy? She had her tummy taken in. You gotta get more hip.

Yeah. You just got it. She got it. No pun intended. Yeah. You're... You know what? what this podcast is like, it's like doing, it's like doing a podcast with, is that real, though?

With the, with the, with the iPhone one, I'm running on 17 here. Is that surgery? Is that real, though? I mean, yeah, that's real. We saw her walking. We saw all these pictures. I mean, you know, you can't cure though? Go, go up chin. What? Hold on. Look at her knees. Look at, look at the knees. Yeah. You can't suction cup the knees. So she, so she, she has my 600 pound life knee. She's got, but she needs that extra support, you know? There are a lot of brothers that are all about that. Yeah, Drake doesn't have the dick for it. Drake does not have the dick for it.

You got to have a fucking slamming dick to fit in there. You just do. She's pretty, but before all the surgery, there's a fat girl with a pretty face. Yeah, but then she just accentuated her. And she tightened up, she dipped it. Yeah, that's, that's, I don't know how you can handle that. That's a thing, man.

That's a thing. Buddy, you know what? Hey, you know what happens when the fortune internals break on that thing? And she's 65? First of all, you're now, remember, and this has happened to the Kardashians. You know, like Kylie had all that surgery. You're born ugly. So when you have kids, they don't have the surgeries.

They're going to get it, though. So they come out as war a lot. She's existing with lipidema. Can you, can you show me, tell me what lipidema is? It's when you eat a ton of fried food. You just, Oh, I know what it is.

It's when you eat a ton of fried food. Your legs and ass. Painful fat accumulation. A chronic often inherited disorder causing abnormal painful fat accumulation, primarily in the legs and sometimes arms,

sparing the hands and feet. Now I feel bad if that's true. Uh-huh. It's not true. Oh, yeah, I had that when I was fat. Hold on. Oh, yeah.

What's it called? Lipidema. I had it too. That means I had it too before. Listen. Yeah, chin also had it and then you got a shit together. She has lipidema, dude.

So she's having a hard time. Fat often stops abruptly at the ankles causing elephant ankles. That often stops abruptly at the ankles and wrist causing Moana legs. Yeah, she's, I think she's got lipidema, okay? And I approve. Yeah, I'm not mad at her. Let me see what lipidema looks like here. No, definitely.

not this so that's stage four she has stage four she has stage four okay but it's like droopy and they got some work done oh yeah yeah so this i can imagine as a real disease this yeah that's my 600 pound life people it looks so painful like you ever see that movie uh the whale yeah yeah that's tough okay well well you gotta get a lot of uh but good for her crush it making money yeah and yeah 11.9 million followers that's just wild to me and there and and 11 million are black dude. Yeah. She's a pretty face, though.

Oh, yeah, beautiful. Beautiful face. Here's an update. This is not that brand new, but I just wanted to show you guys. This is this guy talking about, hold on. Kelly Osborne, look at her face here.

I was going to see if the lens is in there. Kenny Osborne continues to worry fans with her new social media posts as she looks so gone and frail. Many believe it is due to weight loss medication and the hope she hasn't taken it too far, as the results have been rather severe. Many fans find Kelly's new appearance unrecognizable.

There was a point where it was like looking good. People have been commenting and saying they believe this change in appearances due to grief as the Osborne family recently lost Ozzy Osbourne last year. However, many have pointed out that Kelly Osborne was already starting to look dramatically different a few years ago when Ozzie was still alive and well. It would be an interesting choice for Kelly Osborne to make if she is taking her medication as her mom Sharon Osborne has had such a bad experience taking her Zembit. and I've spoken out about its negative effects on her body.

I can't put on weight now. And I don't know what it's done to my metabolism. But I just can't seem to put any on because I think I went too far. So you think Kelly would refrain from weight loss medication after seeing where it's done to her map. Who fully knows what's going on here. But it is, of course, concerning many fans of Kelly Osborne with this dramatic change in appearance. But this is where... That's really...

This right here is like the wildest part. Those glasses are... She looks starving. It looks like she's very unhealthy. This guy has been going viral lately because of his ridiculous neck and legs. Well, that's me in about three months. That's you on TRT, dude. His legs are wild.

His nickname is Nexzilla. Nexzilla. Nexzilla. And the quads are bigger than most people's tours. I'm in trouble with this shit. Hold on. He's so unbelievable. people like big. You look like you're wearing some kind of Halloween costume, but it's just your

physique. This is a pro bodybuilder, Rubio Moscara, aka Nexzilla. The man's calves are bigger than most people's quads, and the man's quads are bigger than most people's torsos. If I knew nothing about bodybuilding and saw this video right here, I would honestly think it was AI generated. Like, you mean to be telling me that this right here is a real-life person. How does the dude find clothes? How would you find pants that fit you with legs like that? That makes no sense whatsoever. You know what's even crazier than Rubio Moscarus physique?

Is his transformation? This was him in 2017. And this is him just six years later in 2023. What? Do you understand just how insane it is to pack on this much muscle in six years? years. This has got to be over 100 pounds of muscle at least, right?

Steroids, Bubba. Yeah. But you also have to be genetically Yeah, he's been in the first place. He's been in the first place. Lairwills. Larry Wheels is obviously humongous. He looks like... Lair wheels legs look like fucking... It looks normal. That's crazy. Pumpkin Jack's next to him.

Or Jack Pumpkin? Yeah. Larry Wheels is young, too. God, his quads are in. insane. It looks like it hurts. It looks like you're ready to explode. Yeah.

Larry Wheels needs to work on his squads after seeing this. Yeah, Larry Wheels is great. Yeah, he does. God, that guy's quads are fucking juicy, man. It makes Larry Wheels look like normal, which is kind of wild. Yeah. It's almost too much. It's like when you're at Buffalo Wild Wings, you get that big thick fucking drumstick.

Like, what am I going to do with this, man? Too thick. What am I doing with this? Too thick. What am I doing with this? Too thick. And we were talking about facial reconstruction earlier. Check this dude. Apparently there's some,

this dude that does facelifts in Vietnam of all places. So look at this guy before and after. I'll give you more details on this later, but check it out for now. The most insane transformation in the world. Okay, so the guy on the left, decent looking guy, just old. He's just old and aged and, okay, whatever. Who cares?

He's like, grandpaw. Whatever who cares? He went to Vietnam to get cosmetic surgery, and this is his after, okay? Look, look. Oh my gosh, I can't even do this slowly. I'm going to do it fast. Rip it up like a brandy! Oh my God.

You look scared. You guys don't believe me. I'm going to post the video. Keep watching. Hello. Hello. I came from Australia to Vietnam to get a... Well, I think that's terrible.

Dude, you're scared. I mean, I think that's terrible. So this is him. This is actually what his face looked like before. They made a little more dramatic in the Instagram video, but this is what it looked like before. and this is after some time to heal. Hold on.

Yeah. So this is before. That's him now? That's him now, but this is him before. This is week three of my face this and I'm so happy. You are amazing. You have changed my life and this team at my upper and lower eyelids and all the other doctors that helped out. Thank you very much. you need to go to connect the pole for your face lid.

Thank you, guys. Wow, all right. So that's three weeks of healing. So after time, probably like a year or two, he'll probably look a little bit more normal. Can you imagine if I showed up and I was like, hey guys. No, dude. Like you'd be like, Brian, what are you doing?

No, no, I would love that. And we'd start fighting a kid all over again. And I'd just be young. The problem is your arms, your body, the way you move is still old. It doesn't matter. You're sitting on the pod, dude. Huh?

You're sitting on the pod. Your face would... Yeah. Do you think it'd be good for... We'd get more views. And you did show up after the eyelid thing and your face was different then. Yeah. And you know what a difference I made.

Would you ever touch your face, Chin? Yeah, of course. I told you I do Botox for the... Yeah, but that's not... I'm talking about... You do Botox? Because he has locked jaw. Not lock jaw, but grinding my teeth.

I've never done filler or... Or I know. surprise people or Botox or any of that stuff. I'd like to get my nose back to what it was. You did your lids, Bubba. I did my lids. Don't act like you. And I've had a hair transplant.

Who are you trying to convince? We don't know you're lying. You tried Botox though, right? At least once. No, I never tried it. No, no, but Brennan for the masseter thing. When I told them about like years ago. Yeah, because I grabbed my teeth too.

Apparently I can make my nose. It did nothing. That's so crazy. It did nothing. Maybe your muscles are just way too strong. You needed more units. Facts. Facts.

But I want to get my nose then because Brennan keeps saying he can see my brain through my nostrils. I want my nose done. I want my old nose because as you get older, your nose gets more bulbous. So I can get it pinched up. I think that's just for some people because I remember seeing people's nose getting narrower. I can get an inched up look like this and now I'm going to be hot. I think the nose is the least of your word.

You look great, Brian. Thanks, buddy. Yeah, listen to Jen. No, everyone says it, though. This is just a funny one from Ari Spears. That's my boy. They're talking about 50 Cent when he, 50 Cent did this character in a movie and he played a computer tech.

What did he put on his glasses? This is what I think about it. He did a movie with Sylvester Stallone. He's killing it. Where it was about them in these prisons that were like cubes. You know what I mean? And he played a computer tech. You know what separated 50 Cent from 50 Cent the rapper to the computer tech actor?

Nothing. now I'm a computer tick and we're on computers and I know computers I'm a computer tick if you actually watch the clip it's funny

just watch the clip well good news and bad news privatized incarceration off the grid the national profile and I started thinking code named the tune

completely for profit totally illegal by ex-military, Blackwater rejects. You know, bad dudes. Their phrase anywhere, it's here. Where is here? That's the bad news. I don't know.

It's just like so spot on. So good? That's funny. Just put on glasses. Ari Spears is great at, uh, yeah, he's crushing it now. He was built for social media. And speaking of built for social media,

this is Arm and Serukin doing stand-up now. He's doing all sorts of shit and now he's doing stand-up. Hopefully they're nice to him. But this is in his own, uh, got sure, I believe. It looks like you just got up there though and they're clapping for him because No, he did it. I saw one of his things when he's like, are you a boxer? And then he, it was not, you know, obviously not that great because he's just starting out.

And this is this guy that's been all over the social media space as well. Dean the great. He's like a streamer in elbow. He got slapped. Yeah, he got slapped by Larry Wheels. then you got put you got fucking punched elbowed by tiki goes in this is him and uh shan is that was that was tiki you who hit him yeah no shit no teke but i mean we're talking about it i think a lot of it's nowadays he looks huge in that but he's not that big he got what he got big because you know he's

retired as a fighter tiki's a stud he's dana white say don't want to say this guy's pouring out illiottipori right now that's yeah that's not my tall away we can run it sugar sean i'll fight i'll fight him no i'm for sure i'm down He said no. Legit fighter at the highest level. What the fuck that mean? I'm a legit fighter too. Yes.

Like, bro, sugar, this guy's been talking crazy. He got slap, he got elbows. Dana White was laughing about the shit, posted on the story. Cool, you think the shit funny. Give me one of your fighters. And that's box. No, you said fight. I thought you said fight.

Let's run that. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Telling no A. Wait, what? Why are you entertaining this, like, no offense? I love open ass. Why would I not?

Pretty optimistic. I go in there and get the job done. This guy's calling you out saying he'd beat your ass. And he's an influencer boxer talking to a fucking champ. John, I ain't ever seen a nigga like me. You dig it, I'm saying. I look better, my jerk better, my dick bigger. Everything about me better. You dig him, I'm saying.

So if you want to run over the real one. You look like Algae a little bit. I slept him too, so. Wasn't you talking about trying to fight him? Aljima called me out to fight. He said, I would love to fight him. You don't want to do that. I wrestled.

I did judo, so don't get a twisted. Nobody's just going to come wrestle me and whatever. Or if I was with your ass in boxing, we can run it in UFC and in MMA Hey go get Go get clipped up a few more times I'll keep winning fights and then I think it could happen Elliot's a poor

Yeah kids just doing it for the He's like obviously we've never got fucking Tiki just fucking Tiki just fuck it's kind of the kid's thing though Yeah, it is that's a little guy He's a little guy isn't he? Yeah Really small. How big is he? He's tiny tiny Tiny

Tiny It wouldn't matter if he's 300 pounds No He'd still get beat up as a shot All right, here's the last one. Just this guy... Sean and Tim Welch, I think at 10 a.m. on Saturday. Doing what?

I'm going to be at the Desert Ridge Improv all weekend. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. Get your tickets. So why are you seeing them so early? I'm going to do a little training probably. Just jump in, you know what I mean? Yeah, makes it up. This guy's such a freak.

So you know about this guy. He's 27 years old. He's such a freak. And he just does it for fun, apparently, his bodybuilding. He just got a physique update of the biggest non-bodybuilding. Andre Smive, who's only 27 years old. Andre Smilev is currently the heaviest he's ever been. Guess how much he weighs?

156 kilograms. Yes, you heard that right. How much is that? How much is that? How much is 3.43 pounds right now with visible abs. And he doesn't even compete. That is insane.

Is there anybody else out there that can do something like this? He can do one arm pull-ups. Two hundred and twenty-five pound chest support rope. Oh, see. He is holding over 400 pounds right now. Bro is casually rowing some people's bench press max. In each hand, I don't think I have ever seen anyone go this heavy on chest supported dumbbell rows before. Have you guys ever tried to pick up a 225 pound dumbbell?

It is so ridiculously heavy. I could not imagine picking up two 225 pound dumbbells and then rowing it 11 times. And the fact that this man literally just works out for fun is baffling to me. Bro, we just... Yeah, he's a freak. He's a freak. He's a freak. That girl.

Oh, that was Lindsay Vaughn after she had a very bad accident. Sure. She's pretty. Do you want to hear her? I've met her. Cool, man. Did you really? Yeah.

After two weeks, I finally made it out of the hospital. It has been quite the journey and by far the most extreme and painful and challenging injury I've ever faced in my entire life times 100. I'll give you the full rundown. Basically, I had a complex tibia fracture. I also fractured my fabular head, my tubal plateau, just kind of everything was in pieces. And the reason why it was so complex was because I had compartment syndrome.

Oof. What is that? And compartment syndrome is when, You have so much trauma to one area of your body that there's too much blood and it gets stuck. Yeah. And it basically crushes everything in the compartment. So all the muscle and nerves and tendons, it all kind of dies.

And Dr. Tom Hackett saved my leg. He saved my leg from being amputated. He did what's called a fasciotomy, where he cut open both sides. of my life. They're going to relieve all the pain. Volated open, so I speak. Let it breathe. And, um,

five. Well, you got the point. Dude. Yeah, I couldn't wait for that to end. What a bad, bad injury.

What a bad fall. Yeah, that's not good. Um, yeah, that's it. That's it. That's a for,

newsome. Yeah. What is that? He said, I'm just like y'all. I'm stupid too. I didn't even get a, he didn't say I'm stupid,

I didn't get a 940 in my SAT like y'all. I drive a hellcat Everyone's like What the fuck are you doing? What? You haven't seen this? No Oh my God

He's getting obliterated What did he say? What do you do? Hold on let me find the video He's speaking on the all black Convention thing It's he's embarrassing Oh man

This might be the nail in the coffin This was bad You knew he grew up super rich and privileged I'm not trying to impress you I'm just trying to impress upon you I'm like you. I'm no better than you. You know, I'm a 960 SAT guy.

And, you know, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, you know, trying to act all there if you got 940. Hold on, hold on. No, they keep going. That's great. But literally a 960s. I'm a 960 guy. Black people get lower sports. You've never seen me.

I can read. Because I cannot read a speech. I'm not. Oh my God. But then they're, they. Oh my God. That's embarrassing. Oh, no, this is the nail in the coffin.

And then what else is great is there's videos him like from a year ago talking about how well he can read and his high SAT scores. I'm just like y'all at 960. I can't even read just like y'all. God. You're so prejudiced, dude. That's so condescending. Game set match. Oh my God.

Goof. It's just a matter of time. Oh, he's such a fucking dummy. Oof. What are you doing? I'm just like y'all. Oh, that's so classically white liberal. Like, we have to lower the standards.

Remember when they're like, black people came and don't even have IDs. Oh, my. And they go down the street in New York and they're all like, you have an ID. Yeah, I got an ID. Yeah, what the fuck? And oh, by the way, make IDs easier to get. That's what you do. You don't lower the standards.

You should have an ID to vote. They're pretty easy. Just make it easier to get IDs if people have trouble getting ideas in certain ideas. No, they're pretty easy, Brad. It's so stupid, dude. It's so stupid. How those Democrats are in the state of the union, he goes, if you believe a government's job

is to protect its citizens, first and foremost stand up, and Elon Omar, Rashida Talib and the rest, and the rest of him stood up. Hakeen Jeffrey's, these dummies, don't even stand up. They're cooked. Like, you're so done. Well, Trump's playing chess there. He's so cooked. He's like, look at him.

They don't care about American citizens. You can't stand up for that? Like, what do you? So crazy. Anything else, June? That's it. Is that it? Thanks, man.

Be, where are you going to be? You Phoenix? I'll be in Phoenix, Arizona, at the Desert Ridge Improv this Friday, this Saturday, Sunday. And then I will be in Denver, Colorado, March 5, 6, and 7. And Nick will be with you there. Yes, sir. Nick's in Tampa.

Go see Nick and I think he's at side splinters. Side splinters. And then he will be with Brian in Denver. And then he's in Denver on his own at Comedy Works downtown Sunday. That Sunday. Yes, sir. Go see him. All right, kids.

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