The Fighter & The Kid - Danny From Kill Tony Tells His Wild Edmonton Stories | TFATK Ep. 1145

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen are joined by Danny Martinello, the Edmonton comic who went viral on Kill Tony after winning the MSG joke-off. Danny breaks down the pressure, the crowd, the adrenaline, and the moment he realized he had to win.Brendan recaps his insane Texas hunting trip — from almost shooting a $14,000 trophy buck, learning the difference between whitetail and axis deer, night-vision hog hunting, and getting schooled by Marines on how tags and ranch rules work. The guys compare venison, Wagyu, backstrap cuts, and why hunters hit or miss the “gland” that ruins the meat.Danny shares insane Alberta stories: oil field life at –36°F, dangerous CO₂ leaks, refinery evacuations, and blue-collar comedy shows in smoke pits underground. Then the show turns into wild biker tales, including run-ins with gangs, Hells Angels, and some of the funniest (and craziest) stories Bryan has ever told on the podcast.This episode goes from hunting… to drugs… to dogs… to biker gangs… to space… to testosterone levels… all in classic TFATK chaos.Fabletics - Head to https://fabletics.com/tftk and sign up as a VIP to get eighty percent off everythingDraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use promo code FIGHTER. That’s code FIGHTER to turn five bucks into two hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins.Rugiet - Visit https://www.rugiet.com/fighter to get 15% off your first orderSignos - Go to http://signos.com/ and get 25% off select plans with code FIGHTER. That’s http://signos.com/ code FIGHTER for 25% off select plans today.O'Reilly Auto Parts- https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTERTrue Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/FIGHTER! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes, we did, because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Yes, sir. The boys are back. So, you went hunting. We went hunting.

Can we talk about how cold is in Texas, though? Yeah. No one told me this, man. But most of the country is like, shut up, because it's, you know, 50 degrees. You know, it gets wet, though. It's a wet cold. Not really. It was 30 this morning, dude.

Yeah, it went and it's a wetter cold. And it said in January, it gets down to like five. we'll see right yeah we'll see it's not i hate it i hate it yeah i hate the cold i fucking hate the cold well because of colorado i just i i didn't sign up for this shit i like it hot you you you kill baby deer though huh i it's not baby deer that's a full grown woman deer that's a woman deer a woman deer yeah i went hunting man yeah you sent me now i can tell by the bring up the uh the picture no you can't we can't propose the picture oh you can't no no he'll get his flag okay you you you're you

there's a big hole in that thing my guess not a bad shot right not a bad shot my guess is you were about 30 yards away look at me look at me you know what i i wasn't that close uh-huh no i wasn't i promised i were in a blind right um we're in a blind oh so what i did know about hunting right i go my boy brandon his name's brandon and this other guy both marines so they're pretty handy with the guns yeah so they give me this rifle we're in the blind it's more of the hang right you're in the and this big we were like sitting there for I don't know two three hours and nothing nothing and then finally a few start trickling and I'm like oh shit there's a big buck with big ass antlers I go oh money I'm much you got a thing right in the fucking face

they go well no no no because we have a guy with us too on the ranch it was well you can doing around you can he goes do you how much it costs for a tag and all the meat and all the horns on that shit I'm like no he goes on let me make it clear so he brings up on his phone just to get the rates to shoot that big buck in in texas would be about $14,000 he goes the reason he's so big and hanging around is because no one's willing to pay for that tag fuck he was so again it's your you can kill him but it's going to be 14 grand that's a lot of money i went oh oh no i'm not i'm just here to i don't know what that mean i'll just buy steak because that's expensive oh i went oh i'm good he goes yeah that so he goes we do have a guy who is

coming down and kill that buck and he already put down a deposit he goes but there's another one so if you want to do i went there's no conversation i'm not shooting him so he he's safe now now how much now i'll pay a thousand dollars for a full year yeah and that's why paid so then there's the little the ones without that it was the females there's doze and there's at there's access there right oh wow yeah so there's all these access there and he goes and i go well you guys know hunting which one he goes that white one I'm like oh well the white one he's cute as fucked he goes well do that white one very fast here they're fast so I shoot him right and he's like and they were telling me like you're adrenaline's me going there's all this shit and I'm like right like I shoot that white one he's

yep because you want to hit him right above the shoulder so he hits him in the heart so he doesn't struggle I'm like right so I shoot him with my with my scope right above the shoulder it goes right in but he takes off like oh fuck I missed boom falls over I'm like oh oh shit, they're like, yeah, hit me high-fiving. I thought I'd have like this huge adrenaline rush. Nothing. No, you're not a, nothing. Like, I didn't have the, like, I was high-fiving and stuff. But like, my nerves were fine. I was like, that thing. Boom. Yeah. And then the proper cowboys, the men broke it all down. And then they send it somewhere like, you want Trezzo, you want steaks. Like, you want the backstrap. Like, let's know. And then he's like, you're going to want the fur, the pelt. Like, you don't want it for your kids or something. That's your first. I was like okay that's really cool and what that cost you about a grand yeah and so and he's like it's good meat you're gonna love the meat yeah yeah I've had it before it's great yeah yeah it's great um we're out there forever and then and then we went uh pig hunting chin really and so i i

and we were doing that night there's freezing out we're doing that night and we have the night vision uh scopes that are so expensive yeah we're in a blind we're in the blind for about four hours not one pig came through not one and i was asking the ranch owner i go oh you want us killing the pigs because they destroy the property and all that right there are nuisance and goes that's the narrative everyone keeps telling you he goes if you have a farm it's a problem he was but yeah it's a big problem he goes if you have a farm you have like crops and stuff they're a problem he goes but most people don't so on ranches and just open land they're not

really it's not really that big of a deal he goes people tell them themselves that he goes and your friends oh, they're such a nuisance. We got to take him out. He goes, not really. Oh, really? He goes, now, for farmers, it's a problem. He goes, you see any farmers? He was on our ranch, they just do their thing, man.

He was, people kill them, sure. It's good me. And he goes, it's all right. It's all right. He goes, it's all right. He was, you definitely wanted an access deer. Access to us. We didn't see any of them.

So you got, this is high fence hunting, and you got access deer on there, and those things are amazing. So that's a 14,000. So you saw an access deer. Way bigger than that. It was huge. Damn. Huge.

So you're talking about a 300 pound. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, so, uh, that would be $14,000. So, so this ranch is 400. Did you kill a, it looked like you killed a white tail deer. It doesn't look like you killed, not white tail. You killed an access.

Access, no, okay. Yeah. Because they're, they're, the, the first deer I saw was white tail. And they go, you could, it was really far away. Like, you could, but I'd wait for the access. That's cheaper than the axis probably. I don't know. I had, no.

idea it gets down like that 14 grand i said oh so he oh so he's walked that way so he's walked around going you broke bitches ain't gonna do shit you broke bitches ain't you broke bitch go ahead broke bitch go ahead you ain't can do shit like that's why he so big nobody's trying to pay that money damn and then in between the access deer hunting and the pig hunting which we have to do at night with the night vision across from them is a wago beef place and there's like an open fire pit because we're freezing and he just put down like some fucking wire and then toss these steaks he's been marinating this waggo steak on there buddy unbelievable the best meat that's ever touched my that's right and this was this was ag this was waggo beef though it wasn't it wasn't uh oh my god

see i like a lean meat like that axis thing on my mouth's watering it was so nice dude oh it was so nice look at that damn venison that's like dark red uh-huh yeah yeah they're sure see how see how it looks like a fudge it's so it's dark and that and that's one of my boy brennan the marine who hunts all the time that's what he used telling me because they cut up the meat right before they ship it off to do the steaks and the chorizo my the other guy shot a white tail deer and i shot the access and he was showing the the different color in the meat He's like, see how dark you're meat is? See, that's what you want, man.

Yeah. He's like, that's good eating. Damn. And they were telling me when they dress it down, he's like, you got to be careful because in their legs, they have a gland. He's like, so whenever someone, when you. The males. So he's like, whenever someone says it's really gamey, yeah.

It means whoever they don't know what they're doing, they when they cut the legs, they hit that gland. Yeah. And that's why it gets gaming and stinky. I've had that. And that, he's like, you'll know. Yeah, he's like, you'll know, too. Yeah.

You smell it. I'd be down to go again. But my thing is, I want. I want to hunt something that can hurt me. Like the deer, I'm not worried about. I need like a big moose, a beer. Yeah, the thing is, like, I like the idea of hunting when I have that kind of meat, because I love that meat.

Yeah. It's so good. I can't wait to get it. Yeah. They send it, they send to the butcher wherever the fuck it goes. They send it today. So I should have it back soon. Yeah.

Where you'll get that sausage and everything else. Rogan always gives me that elk sausage and stuff. Yeah. That backstrap. I asked for Torizo, the backstrap, and then I wanted to cut into steaks. Yeah. You'll love it.

We'll have meat for a while. You'll have meat for a while. You got a freezer. Man, that's crazy, though. 14 grand. I'm shocked. Isn't that wild? It's just all so expensive.

Elk is the same thing. $17,000 for a tag, you know. You know, it's a lot. I think of how much moose are, dude. I didn't really, I'm like, what? You guys? I thought you just have a license and you fucking, he goes, no, dude.

And then I go, honestly how the fuck they know he's like the antlers because you're gonna and by the way he and i'm like you can't like fudge that stuff he goes no no no he says no he goes and then he got the warden game service you got the warden on your ass fish and wildlife they're so good yeah that's what he said he's like they're so good at it and not only they're really good at it but hunters with all those fees that's what preserves most of our habitat wild habitat and stuff and public lands it's hunters it's hunting fees that i did feel bad i did feel bad killing that dare you did so good good, though. Yeah, I mean, I got over it. It's basically a glorified forest cow. It's a skinny

cow. Yeah. And I will shoot one and eat it all. Yeah. Delicious. Oh, he showed me the heart. I hit him right in the heart. You did? Yeah, big bo- You can eat the heart too. I've had the heart. Not eating heart. Oh, you'd love it. No, no, no. Fri-a. Liver, heart. I was like, you guys cut it up. Cut it up into strips. There's too much food there. I'm not trying to eat these eyeballs and nose and shit. I'll eat at tongue. No, not that. Not that. Not that. Not that. it was fun though you know what it is you gotta go the right group like my boy brendon's awesome so it's the hay because you're literally just chilling well so the when you do it with steve ronella and you go in the middle of nowhere in the wild and you're like in the missouri breaks in montana or you're

somewhere where like there's nothing and then you're walking and you're looking for the actual animal in the wild that'd be cool it's so it's such a rush when you see it because you're like yeah i bet you've earned it I got buck fever. I saw this buck and I was shaking because I hadn't, you know, killed a lot of deer at that point. And I was shaking. I couldn't get a beat on it.

It was far away too. But I was like this because I wanted it so badly. I just couldn't, I couldn't focus my scope. I seized up a little. It was just because I was so excited. And then I meditated on it. And the next day, I shot the shit out of my dough. I got it.

You finally seeing it? Now it never happens. Because there's some of those hunts they go on. They don't find shit. No. we had that with my last hunt with them was in alaska we landed on a freaking glacial lake in a seaplane get off the thing and we're in our tents and we're in the middle of nowhere dude and even the deer we're like i'm out of here we saw one bear with her cub and she was staying up there to keep away

from the male bears that went down because her cub would die yeah the male bears will eat there oh yeah dude this place was only like an hour away not far really not for 400 acres not far yeah there's a lot of high fence hunting a lot of hunting a lot of hunting they knew they're shit man i need to do that though i want to and they're they're telling me uh in january february there's some deer loop there's different kind of deer this this dare was this guy was big he's probably 6 4 250 260 and he showed me a picture of this dare he goes it's like he said it's like four or five hours drive north or south from here he showed me a picture of the dare he got last year he looked like a toddler next to this thing. He's like,

you'll have meat for two years, bud. Two years. He's like, look how big this thing is. Two years. Two years. Yeah. Wow. How much that cost him? I don't know. That's probably like, yeah. I don't know. In a way, it's worth it if you want the best meat in the world. You have to have a huge freezer. You know, it's all that. Chin, type up what kind of deer in Texas,

different deer? Once I see, the name's a weird name. Because they were talking about, I'm like, I can't pronounce that. It's not an access deer. You're saying it's a... No, it's a special kind of deer. keep going down Fallow Sica Sica it's a Sica

Look how big Sica are Yeah Sica are those are what we were looking for in Alaska Sika deer Yeah Oh shit they're originally from East Asia And it was a black there They're so big dude He showed me a pig

Again he's 6426y probably He looked like a toddler next this thing Better man Got Danny Hey Danny Keeps growing down Don't you? Let's take a little break.

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If you guys watch a little show called Kill Tony, you'd know who's sitting here right now, Danny Martinello, from Edmonton, Canada. Edmonton's Canada. He's super Canadian. Yeah? Yeah. Didn't you win something on Kill Tony?

I won like a four-person joke off for their MSG night, so it was a battle that was a do or die. I needed to do it, too. They needed to. Yeah, we have a little deal on the... Yeah, it was pretty cool. It was a surreal moment, but it was like one of those ones where it was like, uh, kind of like a gladiatorial bottle where I'm like, uh, what will will happen?

And if I'm going to go out and I'm going to die in the sounds of time kind of thing. Yeah. Have you done big shows before? Uh, the most I've ever done was 2,800. So like... That's big too, but... Yeah, go and MSG, especially the kids I've never done stand up and get up there. And you're at MS fucking G.

Yeah. No, I was like pretty cool. I was like chilled most of the day. I didn't really get too nervous except for right before I went up. And then I just had to throw in a little bit of a little bit of wheat kings in there by the tragically hip bring me back to home. Hell yeah, dude. Wait, so you, it was a rose battle. So you went back. No, it was like a one comic would go up, do their minute. The next guy would do their minute. The third guy would do their minute. Then I did my minute. And then the audience voted on who would like succeed or who would go past it. But you're a killer. Yeah, I needed to do that though. Because like two. and a half weeks prior to that i got a little bit sauced up at midseason kind of cornered tony being like i don't know what you got planned but all your guys fuck them i'll smoke them yeah to the point where it's like i probably should leave right now yeah you know what all right yeah but tony likes that yeah yeah he did but it was like a definitely a do or die where i was like i'll walk away from the show if i don't win kind of thing but yeah wow palsy dude but tony likes that because he's a confident ain't cocky dude yeah a little bit yeah he kind of he liked it for sure but i definitely let my alberton show that night yeah get you drinking canadians when they drink man we get a little sauced up

pay fire yeah temper gets going sometimes yeah yeah where you're from edmonton yeah the oil fields the drugs and the fucking like it's like guys who works like what five months hard as shit in the fields in the middle of nowhere with the grizzly bears oh yeah and then they and then they come back and they just want to spend money and party party well remember that clip we showed on here he was a former n hl enforcer and that drunk dude on the golf course keeps talking shit to him he's huge oh yeah the drunk dude keeps talking shit to him they just grab he's canadian as fuck he's going wham wham like he's doing the voice he's going wham wham the best part too doesn't he go i didn't want to do this yeah yeah at the end

he's canadian this fuck yeah because he whooped his ass was kind of nice about it you know yeah it would have been sweet if they made one of those like old school batman kind of style videos Bam, wham! That guy would see. Yeah. Levels to that game. Yeah, there are a lot of rough. I had some great times in Evanton as a young man.

Oh, yeah. Great times. Calgary. Because you would always, yeah, because you'd always sell out in Canada. And Winnipeg, Vancouver, it was always crazy crowds. Yeah. Sold out. They loved it.

They came out in force. I would always be shocked at how many people would come to see Stan. I'm trying to cut everybody's dick off up there, right? Um, the soft shit. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry. I thought you were just being like, that was a Friday thing to do. Hey, would you like a little circumsizzy there, Brian? Uh, yeah, I guess, sir, sure.

Yeah, sure. Yeah. Whatever you say. Uh, yeah, I mean, like, there's definitely like a huge movement, I guess. But the pendulum's swinging back. Yeah, you think? Yeah, I feel it. Yeah. Yeah, Canadians are trying to secede, right? Yeah. Done with this shit. Well, all of our militaries, like, quitting two and stuff. So I think it's like a huge kind of, like, thing right now. where they're like, oh, we need to re-calibrated. Yeah, you guys have got it so, so crazy, woke.

Remember the truck drivers, too? Like, shut everything down? Yeah, well, also Trudeau suspended their bank accounts. Yeah, seized their money to go fund me, everything like that. But, Trudeau's hooking up with Katie Perry now. That guy just doesn't miss. Yeah, here we all thought he was going to come out gay. He's not gay, but he and Katie probably spent a lot of time looking at themselves in the mirror.

Yes. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's an interesting. They make love with sunglasses. I always do this joke. Katie Perry went up to space and was looking at that vast expanse. And you know what she said? She goes, I'd never felt more.

I realized when I was up there that I was loved. And I was like, leave it to her to look at the universe and go, it's all about me. Remember when she came down and act like she fucking walked on the moon? And technically they didn't go to space. Didn't they just go like on the outside of the stratosphere a little bit? They went 65 miles up. Oh, really? Yeah.

That's kind of a lot. Because when you're in a plane, you go eight miles up. So they were 65 miles up. Oh, wow. Chin, see how far 65 miles up is. Yeah, but all those hoes on that. Let's see what it looks like. All those hose on that jeb, you know, they're acting like they fucking accomplish.

Bitch, you didn't build a thing. No, my joke is that. I go, these women, these empowered women, no men were allowed on that, on that spaceship. But they're just these empowered women setting an example for these young female astronaut wannabes of the future. A man paid for everything. But still. And built it.

And built it. They're spinning. around just being like we're so empowered right now. Yeah, and figured out all the science. Was it higher than the one guy that did the Red Bull jump? I think it's I thought it was the same kind of

baseline there, right? They're not in space. They're like right before you get there. Let's see what it looked like up there. Oprah watching her best friend go to space. Oprah and Gale's a weird one. The women experienced four minutes of wakelessness.

Katie held up a daisy For the camera. They are floating. They are weightless. They are experiencing zero G for the very first time in their lives. They were overwhelmed by what they saw. Then it was time to return to Earth. Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos had a little oops moment, face planting while inspecting the capsule.

That's awesome. His fiancé, Lauren Sanchez, was the first one out. You did it. Dale raised her hands to the heavens. She got on her hands and knees and kissed the earth. Katie raised her single Daisy toward the sky. She took the flower to space to honor her four-year-old daughter Daisy, who called out to her mom during the landing.

Justin. Katie. The pop star also kissed the ground. This experience is second to being a mom. At a press conference, Gail was asked about that. The best is like, I love watching her videos when she's running in her, in her, uh, concert. She runs total robotic. Oh, really?

Oh, dude, it's the best when she just runs around her little circles on her stage. She's a strange bird. Yeah. Good for Justin Trudeau, though, for Wheeling that. Oh, no. You know what a bounce back from his wife. I know. Yeah.

What happened? His wife divorced him? Yeah, his wife divorced him because a whole nation hated him. Yeah. Yeah. And he was really, uh, he kind of retired early and gave it over to Carney, right? Yeah. He didn't retire as early as he should have, but.

Look at that. She's running like T1,000. Wow. She can run, though. Like T1,000. She's got a hell of a body, by the way. She's got to, I mean, I'm very impressed. Super talented.

Yeah. Might be a robot, but super talented. Imagine not just running after you after you just told her you're going out with the boys. She's coming. not on my watch. Just perfect technique. Your buddy's looking out the back. Like he's John Connor.

Just seeing like, go, go. Not without me. Just running. You're like, holy shit. That's so true.

Yeah. Like trying to break up with her and she'd be like, you have those relationships where you break up and they're just fucking, you're not fucking doing this. You're getting these crazy fucking back and forth. Yeah.

She'd be not running like that. I've never had a girl chase a car. She'd be. married for a couple minutes right Orlando Bloom right small guy and then she did is he yeah he's small I was on I was on playing with him like oh man that guy was in Pirates the Caribbean you know that's yeah yeah yeah he was he was in Pirates the Caribbean dude was that what he was yeah and he was or he was Leggolus yeah and he was also in the Hobbit Lord of the Rings Orlando Bloom was yeah he was Leggillus yeah he played the uh that was his first big role

I think engaged for six years Oh, so there's never a wedding. He's not that small, actually. No, he's small. Is he? Yeah. I think a lot of people would be small compared to you. Look it up.

Bring it up. Yeah. Me and Brian are little ones. He's probably your guys size. You're not, you're not small. What do you weigh, like 200 pounds? About like 206, yeah. Yeah.

You're thick. 511. That's a Google 511, so he's 5.9. Some doctors will tell you I'm six foot. Yeah. Yeah. The scale says. I got my blood work actually done.

And? I think it's all good. I have a thousand. almost 1,000 testosterone. That's great. Yeah. Well, how old are you? 34, but then my biological age is 28.

Damn. Interesting. Yeah. Wait, so your, your, your, um, test is almost a thousand. Yeah, but then I have something where like, your free testosterone. Oh, that's the free testosterone is a little bit, uh, questionable here. And then that doesn't mean you have to go on it yet. Don't.

No, I'm not going to do it. I'm going to do it in my, uh, late 60s like you. Yeah, you got it. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. Dude, it's amazing. I know you're 45. Yeah, I yeah.

But biologically, I'm 45. That's what my, my blood work says I'm biologically 45. I'm like, shut up. Yeah. What's the, uh, where can I, what would it be under hormones, right? Yeah. Yeah, my D-H-EA dash S below optimal. Whatever.

227.0. And then what did you want? My free? Yeah. What's your free test? Uh, 81.4. That's not bad. It says below optimal.

mine's 44 it depends you get like you get this if your sex my sex hormone is high yeah what is that at 64 mine's 96 shit you're a horrid dog aren't you i'm old no no it it binds up your testosterone oh so if it's high it's bad then i talked to like a couple guys this guy was at johns hopkins again he goes yeah do you have symptoms like do you do you have problems getting it up and i was like no and he goes then i wouldn't worry about it but if i want to bring it up Just why not for recovery and stuff? Kick it up and hurt. You know what I mean?

Give it a little. You like it. So did you move straight out of here from Canada? No, I went to New York for a year. So I went from Toronto to New, well, I went back to Alberta and waited for my visa. I worked on the oil rigs for like six months, like in the refinery. And then. How was that?

It was like, it was fun. But it was like, it was hard because I basically would go and do 14s and then seven. And so I would do comedy maybe like three times on my days off and then I'd go back. But then I kind of like run little smoke pit shows. So then I kind of had like smoke pit open mics with all the other guys that wanted to like bounce jokes off. Smoke pits at the. Yeah. So you'd do like little five.

In the oil field? Yeah. Yeah. So it would be like you guys want to bounce some jokes and shit me at the smoke pit. How many guys would show up? Well, like six or seven. No, I mean how many people in the audience? Oh, no.

It was just like we were just. Six or seven. Yeah. Six or seven. there'd be no audience members because they're all just workers so they would just be shitting the shit just like so fun yeah but all my buddies would be doing like jfl and stuff and then i'm like 17 feet below the ground just chipping like rock and shit and i'm like it's good money though yeah yeah it was decent it made me enough to like live and move to america for like so far two years i still haven't really hit my easter egg too much or my like yeah but wait you'd be down in fucking 17 feet under the ground yeah because we had to uh we were upgrading these coke So what it is is when the, uh, they extract like the oil from the tar sands. They reproduces like this bitchement. Like, I think that's what they're, uh, extracting.

And then it goes like this stuff called Coke, which is basically like another type of coal, I believe. And then they ship it to China. But then they have like this massive silos that are kind of like, uh, like almost like augers. And then they shed like the Coke or whatever. Not a woman, not a woman to be found with. Oh, there were. There was a couple. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, some real warlock.

Oh, yeah. Broader shoulders than me. The guy's like, neck's like a yak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Big hands. Oh, yeah, strong ones, you know.

Is it strong hands for delicate men? Is it physical? Is it physical? Like, the work is really physical? Yeah, I was doing like laborist stuff. So I was like helping the, the masons basically repair like these, uh, cold. Does it get cold? Oh, yeah.

It was like pretty cold. Some days it was like, uh, Canada, right? Yeah, but it would be like, I don't know. But it is Fahrenheit. Some days we were working in like minus 36. And then we'd have to. No, that's minus 36 below zero.

Yeah. That's retarded. Yeah. And then so, but then there'd be times where it's like we'd have to take heat breaks and then, but all the steam you'd be walking through. You couldn't see anything. You'd have to have your hand out for any of stuff.

Yeah. So it's pretty dangerous too. Oh yeah. We had like a, it was funny. We had a site wide evaq because like, there was like a S.O.2 leak somewhere. So then,

but I had to go to the washroom and there was. one sensor that was always going off because it was faulty so they were like oh don't worry about i'm like okay i'll just gonna go to the washroom and then i go to the washroom i'm taking a shit and then when i come out of the the the washroom just every site alarm is going off people are run into evoc zones and like it was pretty crazy everything could explode it could have yeah people were like calling their wives and like their family and stuff some guys were going to like the explosion bunkers and shit so so is because s ovi no so two so it's sulfur dioccur So it's like that stuff. It's like the silent. Super poisonous. Yeah, like you on us have hams. Hamsat. What's it? Yeah, we'd have like resplators and everything. But it would be like, um, if you smell like a small little bit of like rotten egg, you're like, okay, get out of there. But it's like, you could literally walk in and then just drops. But that, that's why the pay so high, right? Oh yeah. Super dangerous. Oh, because people drop and die. Oh, yeah. Like they like in our training, they're like if you're walking with a person and your monitor goes off and he drops, they're like, don't even try to get him. It's funny. It's funny.

because on if you watch land man yeah and last nine land man's episode there's the exact same thing happened these guys are walking they just drop yeah it's that but it's like pretty crazy and then like there was one there was a leak of like some kind of fluids and it was splashing all of these guys and then they were like they had to go take a shower like uh wait so they drop because they die or they just pass it dead yeah like you're instantly kind of like die yeah holy fuck man oh yeah so then you did that just to build up money to get to new york and then how you're in new york for a year Yeah, I was in New York for a year. That was New York.

I liked it, but then it looked at, like, where I had to go, the limited amount of resources I had. And then, like, kind of the clubs would be, like, working me. And then they were like, oh, we got to showcase, you know. And then I was like, okay, well, when's the showcase? And they're, like, in a couple months. But you're actually on the second one, so it's going to be, like, a couple months after that. And then I did a kill Tony, and I was kept taking trips to Austin.

And then they were, like, just move here. And then I was like, all right, it's cheaper to live here. Yeah. The opportunity is pretty good. And I feel like something special is happening in Austin where it's like New York will always be New York. Yeah, it's not going anywhere. Yeah, but something like if you're on the ground floor right now, something special is happening where I was just like, I got that in my like feelings where I'm like I have to be here.

That's dope, man. That's dope. It's working out. Yeah. And it reminds me a lot of like Alberta. So like in some weird way, it kind of feels like home. It's the closest thing to like Canadian customs I felt. You mean Texas?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Where people are nice, they're polite, they're friendly. But then where I grew up is like a very consistent. conservative like sea of blue but then we're a dot of like orange which would be our nDP but it's like edmonton kind of cares a lot about on arts and like social things and stuff and i feel like austin's kind of like that too as well yeah but it's also you got like you know people were like don't yeah don't mess with us and we'll shoot you yeah yeah which i like you know i'm like because i got so when i was in edmonton one time i never forgot this um i i get done with my show and i was after the

hangover and these giant guys tattoos with accents turns out they were serbs and they were um from party with us they were oh eddie eddy and stuff like that and there's girls around them and they're just these big dudes and we're drinking and i remember just like i'm looking at one of the guys who had a neck like this with shark guys and i'm like then but i notice that they're all super fucking organized like the way they're ordering drinks they're giving them hand signals? They look military? So I was like, that's weird. So they go, you got to come to our party.

And these three girls, they go, you're taking Eddie. So these three girls are like, you're coming with us, and I'm young, I don't care. I'm not going to say no. I don't know. I have nothing else to do. I'll have an adventure. Especially in Emmington after a show. The three girls get in my shitty rental car and these guys get in this big white Mercedes. And we're going, and I go, who are these guys?

And they go, you don't know those guys? I said, no, I'm not familiar. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. well they're like they're like basically a gang and I'm like oh okay but they're really nice they're really cool they're just basically a gang is a gang or not dude I get to that fucking one more person they're waiting for Eddie to make a full group yeah I get to this this house they have to put this pit bull away that's trying to get out us through the fucking you know it's a screen door that you can see through like a metal yeah they they take this dog and put in the back and I'm like oh that's not good I've never seen this before I walk in and the guy with the

shark eyes with the huge neck is shaving blow off a brick. Oh, wow. They've got Molly all wrapped in a plastic that you can swallow that you can ingest. Yeah. And so they have these things like a little parachute power. Yes, yes. I've never seen that. Yeah, I never, I've never done that.

Yeah. Never parachuted Molly before my life. Dude, he's shaving blow off a brick. Like Hawaiian shaved eyes? Yes. And they got, um, they have straws. People are getting so fucked up. And he's like, go ahead, try this.

And I'm like, oh, I'm good, bro, I'm good. You know, and he goes, hey, you got the nose for it. This is our stuff. This is the best stuff, you know. And I was like, I mean, I don't do blow. Give it a shot. Give it a shot. Yeah.

I'm here. I don't want to offend. I mean, I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm right. That kind of nose for a reason. Cover, double barrel, two straws up. Yeah, I never done it before, boys.

But holy shit. This isn't cut. I'm not a drug guy. I'm just not a drug guy, man. I can do like that much. And I'm like, you know, I just don't, you know, I didn't do any molly that I left that party and they were so fucked up. The whole place was fucked up.

The girl, one of the girls that was there was talking to me at 100 miles an hour and she was all coked up with bruises on her thighs from the old pole. I was like, this place is not. Then there was a hot tub. They wanted me to come in. I was like, no, I'm good. It got weird. Nothing good happens at a servant.

It sounds like these were really good guys trying to show you a good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, I mean, there was chit, dude. They're trying to give me a hot tub. They had this fucking cool pizza. Yeah, he dropped. Brian leaves as soon as they close the door. Bit of a dud, no?

Yeah, no. Eddie sucks, though? Eddie sucks. I thought he'd be fun, fuck. That is the women. Let's go. Let's go. That's basically what they were, dude.

The girls were being grabbed and just, I was like, all right. Sounds like they were having a really nice night. Now my night ended, you want to hear the lamest thing? What are you even Ben and Jerry's alone in the hotel room? Just going, I really miss those guys. I'm alone. I don't know.

I don't have GPS. This is actually how long ago it was. So I don't know how to find my way back. And I see a fucking border collie just kind of running around. Poor thing was like lost. I put that thing in my car. And I'm trying to find where the fucking dog's home is. I couldn't figure it out.

So you spent that out of the border collie? end up going back to that place i go look i found this dog you have that pit bull i know i said keep the pit bull away and they're like oh yeah i will take it you know find out where to this home is and one of the girls goes i'll find i'll find i you know i'm like please because they have a dog tag on it or it had a dog tag they for sure fed that border collie to the pit bull no no it's the girls that dog goes like oh and i was like all they murdered them they're all coked up so's the pit bull and they murdered your i hope yeah it's just strung up cocaine cocaine pit bull they're like eddie brought us some it is cool

I thought they were gone for good I heard in New York City where the Hells Angels had a chapter on 3rd Street right near this bar called The Edge and used to always see them there and I heard that under their house they had a hyena hyena yeah and they had a hyena at one point they had two wild doors Hells Angels sounds so fun and they had a hyena and they had a hyena and they fought they had this fighting dog this Corvino line fighting pit that was a champion in

Florida and they wanted to see how it would do against a hyena and I don't know if this is true but I heard this and the the they let that dog because what pit bulls those kind of dogs they it's called scratching and they just they're scratching they're trying to get at the other dog right and usually with pit bull fights the dog to stop scratching when he scratches out it's over right so this dog is this fucking killer like just an alligator with like you know just jaws like with feet and yeah like that and that fucking hyena looks at looks at that dog and they let that dog from africa dude they said apparently that spotted hyena's from africa too like this he's like it's built like pinkie from doom but they have no ass yeah hyena's have zero ass you have a clean eastwood

ass it down that motherfucker's head it just That pit bull came at it, grabbed it, and the hyena went, um, and bit its head and bit through its head and just killed it. It's been dealing with lions its whole life. You think a pit bull is going to be like, that hyena was like, I bite harder than you do, bitch. Yeah. And I'm bigger. And I have harder bones. I'm from Africa, dude.

I came here in a boat. What is this steel cage? The pit bull has a kennel. Yeah. What's this English made dog? You get water, you pussy? No, it's a fucking hyena. Just take a little break.

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I come out on stage and I see all these like rough-looking biker dudes in the front row. So right after bat, I'm like, what? the fucking sons of anarchy breaker what do you boys doing like making fun of them yeah and none of them are laughing I'm like oh what the fuck I see my brother in back like this I'm like what the fuck I can't see all hell's angels in the front row I'm like fuck I'm like fuck I'm making fun of them and one dude's like shaking his head I'm like oh fuck yeah what are you doing coming to a comedy showing you can't take the piss on yourself what are we doing what are we doing dude so then

I'm at the meet and greet and they're all in the meeting greet I'm like oh they're gonna fuck me up dude the fuck am I going to do my brother's like I don't know man but do we just call I'm like yeah let's see they get to the front they're awesome and they're like hey man we own the club down the street the baby birds we're gonna feed the baby birds and I'm like I don't know Minnesota language here what they're little hoos eh is that what they've said sure yeah they had a strip club and why wouldn't they be cool it's not like they're gonna like they're gonna they're usually typically like teddy bears and like really nice guys until you cross them and they're the worst people no we had we had a friend we had a guy we knew who did their

merchandise and he spent a lot of time with hell's angels and I said I said what are they like it. It was the best description of any time you're with any organization that might be a little, you know, that might be part of the dark arts. He said the greatest thing. He goes, you know, I said, he goes, grizzly bears. I said what? He goes, just understand that if you want to be around grizzly bears and photograph grizzly bears, just always remember you're not a grizzly bear. And the minute you forget you're a grizzly bear, you get eaten. Yeah. So just because you're in a chapter, because you're friends with some hell's angels guy, another dude comes. in from another chapter, he doesn't know you. And if you're not a guy who wears a patch,

he doesn't give a fuck who you are. If he punches you in the face because you're being too familiar or whatever it is, that's the way it is. You're just dealing with different kind of guy. My dream since I was a kid to be a hell's angel, hell's angel or bargo or some shit like that, that'd be sick. You wanted to be a hell's angel when you grew up? Until, I did. And then when you read the book stuff, you're like, it's so stressful. Oh, yeah, for sure. They'd make me be an enforcer. I feel bad for people. I probably wouldn't get the money. They'd give me like some excuse. I get it, man. I'll see you next. Yeah, you're beating them up to get the money and then you're like,

I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry. Well, you also have to take serious, serious risks. You're going to jail eventually, right? Oh, yeah. All of them do time, which would suck. Yeah. You definitely, it's hard. I just want to be part of like a motorcycle group. Yeah, I don't even get a gang. Just put a little teddy bear on my back patch. Yeah, man. Just let me hang out with the boys. I don't do any of the dirty work.

I'm here for vibes. I'm here for vibes. I don't even drink your shit. your career prospect that you don't want any of the full memories you're like just let me be the bitch boys come on man like i'll get you guys i'll just i'll tend to the hearth i'll cook for you guys yeah yeah i'll be the one that takes all the trucks to get washed you know about that it sounds fucking and it's like a brotherhood like they don't snitch notice that like a lot of them the hell's angels don't snitch on each oh dude when i was when i was doing awes the most successful dark arts gang you were in oz i did that tv show the second season oh wow and chuck zito was he was vice president in the health angels.

I shared a dressing room with him. And his boys would come to the set. And you see these guys, when you're a regular dude like me, an actor, and you see these hard-looking motherfuckers, six-foot-four, six-five. They live a rough life, yeah, and they're big.

Big dudes. And they would just be, they were true outlaws. Like, you just see them. They have sunglasses on. Really nice, too. They'd be like, ah, they'd smile. They were great.

They were happy to be there. The blue collar, the blue collar tough fucking dudes. Bro, just, I remember that. there was a bar called The Edge and it was right near their clubhouse and they would go and you could go to the edge they were cool and I remember this guy

was just talking to this Hell's Angel guy and I go, what were you talking about? I was just asking them questions. I was too young to think that you could even I was always just, I just looked at those guys I was like, I'm not, there's nothing I have to offer so I'm not going to talk to them. You know, they're not going to talk to me.

But they were always, for a guy like me, they were always fucking coolest shit. They were just giant outlaws. And you were like, well, different kind of guys. I would love to be part of them. man, I feel like I'd fit in, except for the, you would, because of your size, your ears. Yeah, but the murder stuff on my, and also, I'm not a big motorcycle guy. Like, can I just follow you in my truck?

You could? And I'll toss a hell's angel stick around the back. Can we do that? Well, they were a lot of guys have to be a, but you'd have to get a bike. I know. But a lot of the guys looked like, they were big like you. So what happens is, if you're a big dude and you're already an outlaw and you have the uniform, if you're wearing like a fucking vest, let a vest with hell's angels on it, you got long hair.

You just look cool as shit. Yeah. You just look like a bad motherfucker and girls like those dudes. Oh, yeah. My girlfriend. Like a nice solid kind of mullet, clean shave. Oh, dude. You'd be riding like this.

I need your beard though, man. My shit looks like a fucking ink rent of. No, you can get a, you just get a thick goatee. Yeah. And be that guy. My girlfriend. My girlfriend had this, this blonde, this blonde dude. Don't be so modest.

Yeah, you do it. Okay, I'll do it. Yeah, do it. Come on. You got the Humvee down there. You pull up. And then. You get the nice boots and then you,

step down and everybody looks with authority. It's just the anxiety at night, man. Because you run into the other fucking gangs. You got to be on your fucking... Yeah, I don't want to... Especially if you're one of those one percentage. No, I'm there for the vibes. I never forgot, though, my girlfriend, we were there and this guy, this fucking dude,

this hell's angel, 6'4, and he was blonde. He had long hair with this shit going on, you know? The handlebar? He was such a good looking dude. And my girlfriend even admitted, he was just talking to her. like he was and then she kind of like he i don't know he he went off and did this thing but they were on the street in front of the edge you know and i if you wanted your girl he's bro and i was over here and i was like you know but it wasn't that it was that it was more like

i get it because he's more attractive to me attracted he's more attractive than i am there we go hey comes out hey jane came out Freudian slip he really i get it i get it i get i mean i'm not gay i'm not no i mean sweet luscious handlebar money Mustaches, lips all puckered, ready for a kiss. Eyes glistening like an emerald in the middle of the night. He was attracted to me. I mean, her. Not only did he captivate myself, I mean my girlfriend, but holy shit, was he a handsome fellow?

The lure of a bad man. That is handsome. Chin, chin, edit that out. Yeah. You got to think just by the sheer odds of it, there's been a gay Hell's Angel. I don't know. For sure. For sure.

Just by all the years of Hell's Angel, there's one dude who's so, in the closet? Maybe. You can either pay with cash or ass, but either way, something's coming. Cash or ass. The rest guy's like, and my pockets are already full. So drop your drawers because payments about to be received. And the rest of the bike gang is like, no, you need to cat.

Oh, yeah. Did you ever hear that? No, there's no ass. Who was the guy that was like they were, that was fucking, what was that documentary on the gangsters in England? and the guy goes the guy brings a Polaroid camera and the guy, this guy was

the younger guy was saying I went, I go, I was, we were collecting money and this guy was a problem and he didn't collect money and the dude I was with who was this hardcore gangster fucked him, he goes, yeah dude he goes take this camera

and he bent the guy over and fucked him in the ass over his coffee table and had the guy taking pictures, yes taking pictures and Greg before you go you think this is like yeah yeah actually he like does like

appeal of eagles underneath them just catches his own he's like you're like okay okay I just wanted you to take a picture he got real artsy with it he's like well fuck I mean I'm doing it let's do it right angle button but also

he had the pictures that guy's gay I obviously right if he's like you do get the camera I'm about to fuck this guy just some dude humiliate him I'd be like yeah no doubt

Hey, there's other ways to do it, right, gay boy? Like, there's literally a million other ways to do that. That's literally, he goes, he just fucked him. Or we could just break his legs, right? Why don't you just punch him? He's like, I'm going to punch his prostate with my dick. I'm going to make this guy pay. I'm going to suck him off.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll show him. You got two more weeks or else I'm coming to suck you off again. You got two more weeks. And next time I'm craving them balls. Next time it won't be so gentle. I'm going to fuck your ass. Next time I'm going to put my finger in your ass.

Yeah, the guy's like, oh, you got your wisdom teeth removed? Yeah, how can you tell? It doesn't really, uh, you know, you got to the space behind those molars, eh, buddy? Super gay health angels. He looked at it. You get the money, no, but I taught him a lesson. Just never collect. Yeah, like, oh, sorry, man. I'll have that payment next week. I swear to God. Oh, they're like, man, Jerry's fuck like 19 dudes this month, man.

that guy's clearly gayed he's collecting pretty good in fact I would argue he maybe collects he's in that business so he can bang guys yeah yeah yeah there's other ways to do it yeah no I'm gonna teach him a lesson yeah he's always getting caught to go to prison

he's like ha fuck laws always on me boys this guy's taking pictures he's like don't get my face in it he's like all right and then he punches the Polaroids and wears around a necklace like a bunch of ears like circular

these are all the hymins I've taken mannheims mannheims mannman's just a super gay held angel enforcer with a big lisp too hey hey gary can we talk to you um man we appreciate all the work you're put in but you're not really collecting money you're just kind of fucking these guys oh what so that's a problem oh so now oh that's a problem that's a problem you what you don't want me to debt collect for you guys anymore because i'm out in the streets risking myself every day for what for what you think just want to fuck these guys? These guys need to get fucked.

If not who, then I. If not who than I. Or if not I than who, if not I than who, if not now, when, it's not me, who. Yeah. You're ungrateful bitches. Are you guys going to go to every one of these establishments that we're protecting and fuck their ass? No, I didn't think so, all right?

So you sit down. They don't call me Big Jolly Jerry for no fucking reason. I'm a full patch member, God damn it. Can I get back to work now? You guys are sucking dicks for patches. I patch you. You want to be a full member? Drop the drawers, boys.

This chapter is about to be fierce. We're the fiercest chapter in all of West Hollywood. Give me the eyeliner. Give me the eyeliner. Shit's about to get real. Daniel Bia. They're in trouble tonight. He does the fucking little whiskers.

He's like, hmm, good night. Yeah, that's his war pain. Give me the eye liner in a mess. boys we're hitting the streets the other guys are like oh shit jerry's gay as fuck showing up with assless chaps and everything yeah he smells like home yeah dresses like mr slave that's his you look like a village boy well it takes a village to raise an idiot and there's a lot of fucking idiots around here and whose dick is going to get sucked tonight takes a village to race the idiot

lot of fucking he calls his dick the colon cannon The colon canon? The colon canon, yeah. The colon can't. Who's writing this hog? Yeah, exactly. Fuckle up, boys. Harley Davidson isn't the only thing that purrs.

The gay gangster meter hits red hot. Every Saturday night, we will collect. And if we don't, somebody's getting fucked anyway. Colon, callant, colon, colon, colin. We're collecting checks and busting nuts for this. Yeah, season premiere on NBC. the next thing of the butt biker right after the good doctor well hey jerry could you put some jeans on underneath the fucking pants dude you're at your assless chaps or kind of give

us a bad rap i'm bringing the coconut oil it's organic it's organic coconut oil that's so stupid god what's what's with the cologne the hell's angels are you going to listen this by y'all that was funny i was like mother fuck up here we were not talking about the Just to be clear, we were talking about a British gangster. That's the story. What is that? We're talking about the sons of anarchy actor. It was not, no, that was not a biker story.

That was about a gangster, a mafia, an English mafia guy. All discussions and opinions don't represent anything of the fighter and the kid. Yeah. You don't want to smoke, man. No. I like that was funny. Fuck. Yeah.

Well, what could he do? So what's next, brother? Just keep crush on. Yeah, just grinding in here. You're a regular at the mothership? Yeah, regular, paid regular at the mothership. Passed by Adam? Yeah, got passed by Adam, did a couple fat boys.

He does acting off. We got a show. We got one today. Nice. Every second Wednesday. Every second Wednesday, we got, we basically, comedians get acting prompts. We got a good show tonight. Yeah.

It's going to be good. I'm looking forward to the at sunset strip, which is Ryan Redbacks. Seven o'clock every other, every other Wednesday. Yeah. It's fun. I thank you so much for involving me with that show. It's one of the funer ones in town. You, Timmy, no breaks.

We got some great people. And then so then are you, are you all. on the road right now too? No, I just wanted to solidify myself in Austin and then I did a couple of early things with the hyenas club and then just gonna finish this year strong and then see what we're doing next year. I gotta film a TV show out in Canada

so I gotta go out there for a couple months. Oh, that's cool. You have to? Yeah, yeah. The office movers, season two. Check it out on Crave, Canadian television. Hell yeah. And then we're back for season three.

And then just gonna step to her. No, I don't have a girlfriend. Right to the game. Married to the game. I've seen a lovely lady here. Oh, nice. Yeah. Met her in Austin.

He's a looker, man. I don't mean to be that gay Hell's Angel, but you're a looker, right? Yeah, well, I try. Ugly boy comedy's over. What you say? Ugly boys' comedies are over. Yeah. Schlebs and everybody's self-deprecating fat.

It's time the handsome guys get in there. Yeah. Yeah, right, pro. Show them. Little athletic. You do a little jit-jit-so, don't you? Yeah, but the boys of the 10th planet are really upset with me right now because I haven't gone in two months. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Yeah, they don't like that. No. So I'll do that. You're busy. Be cool, dude. I'm chilling. Working out, lifting weights, chilling, kind of.

Parents still in Canada? Yeah, parents are still in Canada. Proud of you, support it. Yeah, dad still wants me to get a construction job some months. That's dad. Oh, is that right? Yeah, but that's Italian dad. He always wants you to get some.

Is that with dad construction guy? No, my dad was a post office guy. Oh, wow. Yeah, but like, you know what it is. It's Italians. Did you go to college? Yeah, I went to art school. Art school.

Yeah, I went to comedy writing and performance course. But then I got a full scholarship to the University of Alberta for my BFA in Fine Arts and Professional Acting. And then I started doing comedy in high school, like stand-up. And then I was like, well, I don't really want to do theater. You have some chops. Yeah. Shit, trained.

He's great. Yeah. You got to see some of the stuff he has. Traditionally, improv and theater was my first forte. And then I started doing stand-up halfway through grade 12 and then just never looked back. Just let you know, man. This show's been known to launch a few comics. Well, I'm ready for the fan base.

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kash patel the FBI director there's a story going around that he wouldn't leave the jet until they found him a specific FBI jacket to wear this is after charlie kirk was murdered so they had to look around scrounge around they finally found a woman's jacket he had to wear the woman's jacket but he wasn't happy about that and just people are making fun of him for having wanting to wear this FBI jacket as he leaves the jet they're coming for cash and Pete Hagseth there's a lot of pressure on both of them

this guy's like a bit of a blunder though right like he's kind of a stunned character yeah I don't know I don't know enough about I know he has crazy eyes yeah you're seeing his eyes oh yeah I know his fucking eyes are a wonky man that's what I usually don't trust guy with eyes like that yeah there's a lot of thoughts

behind those eyes I don't know much about him. I just know that there's talk of... So people are going after him, you think... Well, there's talk of him and Heggzeth. They're coming under pressure where it's possible they may not have a job next year. This whole... You hear about this Venezuela, the boat thing, so...

Yeah. They shot the boat. There were survivors in the water. And then the New York Times Post wrote a story about how somebody said, kill them all. And that's a war crime. You can't do that. But they were killed in the water. So there's an investigation.

Oh, wow. And that's not a good look. Were they, like, drug runners? That's what they say. Yeah, but you're not allowed to kill. If you shoot a boat and you have survivors, you can't just kill them. You're not allowed to. You can only kill them if they're on the boat at the time.

They fall off in the water. That's against the rules. Nobody's talking about. Oh, so that they could just jump out and be like, can't catch us, can't shoot us. It's also really weird. Nobody knows why. And even journalists don't know why they're shooting these boats. Like, we don't know really what.

They're drug runners, right? Yeah, but that's, that doesn't hold water because there. a lot of other. We don't get drugs from Venezuela, really. Well, we don't get fentanyl from Venezuela. We don't really. We don't really. We get fentanyl from China and Canada.

Those drugs go somewhere else. They want regime chains. They want Madura out of there. But they don't know. Nobody's really talking about why they're hitting these boats. It doesn't make a lot of sense. Who was the FBI director before him? Took some time, right?

So I needed a joint team. I think part of the problem is he kind of wants to be famous goes on rogan has a book coming out that's when people go what the fuck dude so his issue is he he wants to be this kind of famous FBI director and like that ain't the game by and driscoll no knew who the fuck that was no we don't know any of this guy I've never heard those guys keep it very close to the best that's what you're supposed to do yeah the fash patel comes on rogue and he's like there there's no epstein files if there were i'd let you know say okay dude but why are you going on rogan what do you mean the whole world knows there's

files yeah we all know also why you go on rogan you're get to work dude yeah why you're you're releasing a book yeah get your eyes fixed what are we doing get your eyes fixed yeah yeah i don't know him this guy kind of seems like he's a little bit stunned to be honest like he's always kind of reaching for things no from what i think he was a true trump loyalist and trump tends to reward that but i i don't know his his job before this wasn't law enforcement right so he also might be awesome and the whole left and all the media is turning on him because you know he's out and about he's very outspoken so well a lot of the right a lot of the right has been a little bit critical too um i don't know i don't know enough man i really don't oh he's a public

defender federal prosecutor yeah he was real he was a federal prosecutor public defender i'll say this out of all the people he seems pretty cool you hear him talk he seems fucking cool he goes to the ufc you know yeah i know some people know know him that say he's really cool i he seems awesome my thing is you dude you don't want to be famous just be the guy that does the work and stays low profile you don't need to go on rogan you don't need to write a fucking book if you're head of the fbi i yeah yeah you lay low bubba but yeah CIA is the one that's the real quiet ones though right yeah yeah it's like the mafia was fine till god he wanted to get famous i mean on time magazine

start one of these flashy suits and shown his money like how about the fact that he had people lined up and he would have them shake his hand on Saturday in the street yeah the FBI was like yeah well he's what a what a jackass well he was the downfall of the mafia of course so with like the whole code is dude you don't want to be a public figure real g's move in silence boom of course like that's what sammy the bull was like we were a secret society you don't want any attention you want to keep your shit so low and gaudy had an ego the size of the Empire State building. He was just like, no, I want to be, he said, look at the public. They love me. And he was like, the public loves you. Because what the fuck are you talking about?

They fear you. You know what they caught the, you ever, do you ever hear when they caught that Chinese triad, the guy who ran the Chinese mafia? He ran it. Do you ever hear the story? No. Do you know what he was doing for ever? Moving fish probably? He worked in fucking, yeah, dude. That's what they did in GTA, right? They all worked in fish factories. York City and he was and he had a hot dog like a a walk stand like he he was doing undercover he was making food for that's like John Wickstall where they're all like in public but they're not yeah what's that that what's the gangster in uh came in a georgia frank um Frank Lucas Frank Lucas he got caught up uh and he got on the FBI's radar on police radar

because he had a coat at an Ali fight he wore a meat coat front row and they went hold up how's that get front room tickets why's in a meat coat boom got busted then the next scene he was throwing it in the fireplace wasn't he yeah this was in good fellas uh absolutely not this is a real story oh real story yeah well the luftanza heist um that they got away with the main people got away with it so you remember remember that when they the luftanza was the airline and they had something like 30 million dollars back in the 70s or whatever it was and they they fucking robbed they got the money oh wow and but the all the people who were involved got killed.

Oh, that's a good fellow scene. Yeah. Yeah, they killed everyone that was involved with it. Yeah, they all got killed. Yeah, it's like, you've always been fascinated with, like, mafia's in, like, crime and organized crime and gang activity since, like, a kid. Yeah. Dude, I have a thing.

My dad has it when I was a kid. It says, what do you want to be when you grew up? And I said, either a professional hitman or NFL football player. Okay. Yeah. Because I, and I want to be a hitman for the mafia. and then he went fighter yeah kind of a mix of the yes what is this speaking of NFL have here about this guy uh young a coup no oh he shanked the kick yeah the kick yeah the kick

this is against the Patriots he's well he is New York Johnson's against the Patriots dude this was such a hard at the bottom so it was moving so this is an explanation that why he didn't oh oh no no I couldn't as I was driving the ball was the bottom of the ball was the bottom of the ball was slipped now, so I just pulled up on it. So watch it to go? The ball kind of slipped down at the bottom. It looks before it was out. I was able to pick through the ball.

The ball was moving when I was driving to him, so I just pulled up on. Why, he stopped, in other words? No, no. Is that count B or no? Town for what? You get to, you get a shot at, right? No, no, you're fucked. That, the snap holder had to probably pick it up and run like a bit.

Oh, Jesus. So it does slip a little here, but that doesn't mean he can't kick you, right? So he purposely stopped from kicking. That's what he said. he's saying that but then if you look at the kick it digs right that's why people are making fun him that he actually did miss the kick like he actually dug his foot in there but he's saying that he stopped on purpose yeah it looks like you just why would you stop on purpose there because the ball was wobbling a bit yeah so he's like oh fuck but it looked like the guy corrected it so i don't

knowing that he couldn't but wouldn't you just kick it and then if you miss it you miss it you're still going to go like it down right instead of this like at least go for it and you got to at least have some faith in your placeholder where he's going to correct the flaws. This was for the winner of the tie. He's going to get a, he's going to get a sex change and then become a Miami detective. Damn, that's crazy. Ace Ventura reference. Oh, there you.

The laces were out. The laces were out. Finkel's iron. Finkle's iron. You could never make that scene today. No, he has sex with or he's all. Yeah, throwing up in the garbage, throwing his clothes in there. Finkl's Eindhorn.

No, because Ray Finkel was the kicker in Ace Ventura and he missed the field goal to win the Super Bowl and then he gets a sex change and becomes a detective or like a high police official. He hooks up with her and steals snowflakes. Yeah, and he's like, is that a gun in your pocket?

Are you just happy to see me? I remember I remember when I got in trouble at my principal's office and I grabbed sunflower seeds and I did the little Ace Ventura scene where I was eating sunflower seeds and putting it on his desk. He got so upset.

It's so funny. He's all... Yep. So many people, so many kids talked with their ass after that movie, too. That movie was fucking hilarious. Oh, yeah.

God. Give me one more chin, then you guys are going to have to hold the four down B. All right. This one here. Hold on a second. This is basically Ronda Rousey and Katie Taylor are in talks

for a boxing match. Interesting. It's like it's a real, real talks. Interesting. Really? Yeah. That'd be a big payday for Katie Taylor. She's like one of the best, if not the best female boxers.

Wouldn't she just beat the shit out around her house? She's a beast. That'd be bad. Katie Taylor, I've seen her box. She's fucking. Bangkok Thailand too. She's good. Oh, she's super good.

Yeah, she had all those fights with Amanda Serrano. Remember the one who was on Netflix? Like she's a killer. I don't know why Rhonda's doing that. That's a bad. She needs money. That would do it. That would get you paid.

But didn't she always get beat up by strikers in the UFC? Yeah. I mean, especially when you try to box for something like Katie Taylor. Yeah. That's a big problem. She's a very good boxer. She's strictly a boxer. Yeah, that's a mismatch, no?

You're not, yeah, that's really hard. I didn't know, Ronda Rousey's 38. Yeah. Wow. That's a way, that's a really easy way to get her. They must be paying her a truck tongue because out of all her skill set, that would not be her strength. Wasn't she in WWE though?

Yeah. She's still in it or no? No, I think she left that. And then she started streaming on Twitch playing video games too, right? Did she? I think so. Or she was doing some kind of like streaming. Well, she was in WWE, but no longer, right?

Yeah, she left. Because she was trying to follow the rowdy, rowd pipe or kind of thing, right? I would imagine. And then they like turned on her so that she got all pissed off, right? Well, I mean, isn't Rowdy, Rod Piper a heel anyways? Yeah. I don't know, WW. I didn't hear anything about her.

No, I don't think she's a streamer. Maybe she did it once, though. Yeah, Xbox Live Sessions with Ronda Rousey. Is it the real Ronda? Yeah, with Ronda Rousey. Did you guys ever play these Assassin's Creads? No, no, man, we're too old for it. Really?

Yeah. It's going to be crazy when your kids's old enough to play video games how far video games are going to be. It's going to be madness. What were you saying? She looks great.

She looks really pretty. Yeah. I don't know. That fight's a bad idea. Yeah, why is she doing that? Out of all the strengths. Yeah, it's not. No, why would she do that?

Money? Truckload of money, I assume. This is the last one in the front of city. This is a celebration? No, no, no, no, no, don't do it. Boom. Yes, sir. Fucked up.

Try doing the Justin Gachie. That's why Dana doesn't like people doing it. I don't like that at all. Do you ever get the itch to fight again? Not really. No? No, I'm good, man. In like a semi-combative way, though?

Like it wouldn't be like crazy professional, but like kind of like... Like a jihitsu match or something? Yeah, or like a sparring match in a gym where everything's just like kind of chill where you want to get that out. I'm down to grapple. I've gotten some good gyms and grappled. But as far as getting hit in the face, fuck, no. Yeah. No, no.

No. Yeah, I don't want to. to get hit in the face. I did boxing for six months and then my theater teacher told me I couldn't box anymore because. Smart theater teacher. Yeah, because I was getting black eyes and bruises and nicks and stuff. Can't have it, dude. But I was doing, I was, I was, I was capping up during the time. You got to get on a private jet and go to a party. See you, pal. Have fun. Pleasure meeting you. Likewise. Likewise. Thank you. Hell yeah. Hopefully I see you again. Yes, sir. Please come back. Oh, we will. Take a little break. I want to talk to you about O'Reilly Auto Parts. All right.

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So come get some. San Diego. San Diego. Sunday I'll go over the sunsets, beautiful. You ready for tonight? I'm ready for tonight, yeah, I'm stoked for it. I got the prompts. I'm looking forward to it.

Little puppy turning into a werewolf. Once we figure this show out, we're going to start promoting heavy. It's a good show. It's a good show. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I think it would be something special. I think it's going to be sweet. I'm looking forward to getting some shit going.

Well, yeah, just having it down. I think it's like an awesome show to have inside the town that like separates and like breaks up the stand-up because sometimes doing all the stand-ups very monotonous and like that's why the bottom of the barrels because you're like oh okay i get a riff it's time we get a improv slash something show acting off i'm gonna get steve burn out here we'll get jeff die up there we'll get some good yes it's gonna be good and it's like it's nice too because it's also like i don't know it's cool like someone was explaining where like old austin comedy and like they're sketching their improv and stuff and then it's like now new austin with their comedies kind of like uh well and i

I wanted to avoid just an improv show. I wanted to do like, you know, something, a hybrid. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because otherwise it just becomes an improv show, and that's a whole different. It feels like it's a hybrid of an improv show meets like an acting class. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's what I like about it. A live acting class. Yes. That's what we want to do. Yeah, dude, you're the teacher. You're the stand-up boy. Oh, no. You stand out.

You stand out, really. A great show is made by a great cast, and I couldn't stand out. A great show is made by a great cast. I couldn't stand out if it wasn't for my other players. You're a real team player. I am, man. I am. I'm a glue guy.

That's actually very Canadian, too. And I love that. Yeah, is it? Egalitarian. Don't fucking show off. Well, sometimes it's like, I don't know, like yesterday at the mothership, a couple of people were like making fun of me. I was like, I kind of want to go in there, get a Diet Coke.

And then I'm like, they're like, why don't you go in there? I'm like, Joe's in there. I don't really want to like, you know, bother them and stuff. They're like, dude, stop being Canadian and get the fuck in the green room. like you earned it go get a coke earned yeah and i was like i got a coke and i'm sitting there i'm like hey guys what's up do you know jo no i've only met him like four times but every time it's like less and less of an aura but like the first couple times i was like hey buddy like yeah my i always forget how famous joe was like my uh i was talking to joe and my feature was we had the same air

B&B because he had never heard like he was like I was just talking to Joe on speaker and he just walked by and he went like he was so it was it was like whoa yeah and some of it too is like you don't want to like you know as a new guy that just kind of got into the ranks in the mix there it's like I don't want to like oh they're overstep a boundary or like say something stupid and they're like who the fuck's this guy you know so it's like a little bit the fact that you know that means you're never going to be that guy. Yeah. But then even like sometimes it's like, you know, and like you see like the conversation banter

and the riff and then you're like you try to get into it, but you're like, it's like, you're looking like you're playing double dutch a little bit and you're like trying to guess where you can get in. But you don't say anything. I got a great, I got a great, you know. Yeah, but everybody notices you trying to get into the riff and then you, but you don't do anything. Artie Lang had the funniest joke about that.

Like if you were talking about like pythons, he'd be like, I got a great python story when you guys are done. You know, it's like any, any subject. Yeah. Oh, you guys talking about the moon? I got a great moon story. Whoa. Look at that, eh?

Oh, that's Shob's truck, everybody. That's the Shobster's truck. Oh, does that thing got a hammy? Yeah. Are you a truck guy? No. I'm not a car guy. Are you a car guy?

Uh, oh, really. Right now I'm a bicycle guy. My main source of transportation is riding. You don't have a car? No, because I sold it because I thought I was going to. be living in New York. You got to. So I know, I got you.

With all the money you're making on acting off. Yes. I'm going to get myself a 1998 Ford Taurus. You're not doing the road, though? No, well, I wanted to solidify myself here, and then I don't have enough followers to kind of really, like, headline the clubs and stuff, so I can only do, like, little one-offs like that, and then it's open for some people here. Hey, even when you have 1.1 million followers selling tickets nowadays.

What? Yeah. It's weird, because they don't know you're there, so then you got to, like, you're on your Instagram and you're on your Facebook but it's like you know oh yeah for sure hey buy tickets but then even some of my buddies that have like 200k they have a hard time translating that into ticket sales too i have 1.1 million yeah it doesn't matter it's like you know it's always that way it's like what the fuck yeah but it's fun i'm starting to do a little bit of road work and stuff like that and then a couple guys are taking me yeah a little bit but like in the my kill tony hasn't been like too crazy right

like they've some of them have been lackluster and like some of them have been good And then, but, like, online, dude, I'm like a villain. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, dude, they don't like me online. Oh, that's great. They come after you. Yeah, they're like, this guy sucks. He's an industry plant, like, all this shit, dude.

And like the little, the little, you know, a 14-year-old boy inside of me. That's from Edmonton. It's just like, oh, just shattered. But then also at the same time, I'm like, whatever. I've had it my whole life, you know what I mean? And the internet's the internet. The internet's the internet. Yeah.

The more, the better you're doing, the more shit you get. Yeah, but Tony's giving me, like, opportunities and stuff and like uh so this one that comes out next week will be i'm happy and proud of it so that's a good good good good and then i do moody center on new years and like he's kind of he's got his plan for me right it's great man tony tony's so helpful yeah yeah he's been a really good guy and like just i don't know just coming to austin i've really wanted to solidify myself here and not really like go on the road until i'm like yeah you know yeah can leave where people are like oh where you been not like oh hey who are you again kind of thing so now i feel like i'm there

i got the christmas party invite so i think like i'm good good you got the christmas party invite what is that is that is that the uh you mean at the mothership christmas party invite there you go there you go yep i love it part of it made them all butter tarts too for canadian thanksgiving yeah if you ever had a butter tart no i'll have to make you one how do you make butter tarts uh it's like a pie crust almost and then the inside filling is like maple syrup up brown sugar salt apple cider vanilla it's like basically a pecan pie it's good as it gets oh it's the best it's the best it's the best canadian delicacy god damn it yeah that's like that's a cinnamon sugar pop tars what the fuck it is well it's pretty much just a pecan pie and a tart are you do you eat a

certain way are you specific about your diet uh no like uh i'll get a little stone and then i'll eat as much as i can right now i went through probably two blocks of cheese and eight packs of crackers in the last four days yeah but what's your what's your uh what was your sport in high school uh soft Rocker. Really? Soccer and football, yeah. Yeah, but then I was doing like theater sports. I was pretty like heavy in theater.

So I'd be doing like improv battles against other schools, doing citywide tournaments, that kind of stuff. Doing like, what a business. It's weird for you guys because it's like you kind of came into this whole social media. Like, I don't know. It's like you can, if you know how to manipulate it, get a huge following, you have all the power. Oh, for sure.

I came in to this business when it was all industry. Like when I was your age, it was all, there was a pipeline and gatekeepers and a tradition of how it was done. Yeah. So you never had to worry about self-promotion because that was what a publicist was for. That was what your manager and agent were for. That was, you know, then you had, like, you had radio. Like, I would go into any town when I started doing stand-up and you'd have five radio spots. Yeah.

So by the time you were done, if you were funny on the radio, you were selling out. Yeah. No, it's definitely like... Now there's none of that shit. Yeah, it's, I like it in a sense where it's like you have more power kind of things now, but also it's like you're wearing like six to seven different hats. You're an editor, you're a promoter, you're everything. So it's kind of like.

Facebook guys that don't do shit. Yeah. You're definitely increasing your workload. Once again, this weekend, I'm at the Grand Comedy Club in Encinitas, or outside of San Diego, basically. Come get some Grand Comedy Club December, December 4th. five and six and then it's some callan in your life December 12 13 Naples hey you know what I always say like I'll make you laugh hard for an hour yes and I've been doing that for 30 years you go to

a Brian Cowan show you leave with a smile I'm gonna make you laugh hard yes with my features yes you're gonna laugh for 90 fucking minutes it's gonna be a good show all around and you're gonna laugh hard for 90 minutes right chin yep hard you're gonna get I can't sell tickets I don't know how the business works Honestly, I don't know I mean, I'm selling tickets But not like, you know I don't know

But I've been to your comedy shows They're amazing I told you this in person Many many times So yeah You're a very talented performer By Ryan It's very like well thought out

See it's very smart What I'm sorry I missed it No I mean It's the one thing It doesn't matter though sometimes Like how what are I got to do I don't know Without a special doesn't matter

You got to do something You got a I can't Got a grasp Yeah add to the noise on YouTube. Yeah, add the noise on Instagram. Yeah, give them some like brain garbage that they got scroll through. All right. I don't know. This, uh, off the hook in Naples, Florida, I hear their salmon is delicious. Oh, dude. Everybody that goes there. It's actually a fish restaurant. Yeah.

And then it becomes a comedy show. Yeah. It's actually great. I actually love it. I hear it's one of the, one of the more funer runs in Florida. It really is, dude. And Brian Spina is my boy, Captain Brian. And he owns that place. I've been doing that club for. for 15 years, maybe more. And then the Tacoma Comedy Clubs, those like the Brick Town, I think they're brickworks? Great.

Best green room snacks in the game. That's right. Tacoma Comedy, I'll be there December 31st, January 1st for New Year's, Tacoma Comedy Club. Then I go right over to Spokane, January 2nd and 3rd. I like all these things

because the only time I really ever seen them is when you're watching like wrestling and then they're like, coming to Spokane, Washington, W, WW, Monday Night Raw. And then you'd be like, I want to go to Spokane. Spokane. Yeah.

Tacoma, Washington for Saturday night Smackdown. Cold and rainy. There's nothing to do, but do heroin or come to comedy. We're both. Yeah. You know what I mean? The casino on the way from between Seattle and Tacoma. I was going there and my buddy goes, if you want to go goose hunting, let me know my

buddy's got a goose hunting thing. I was like, goose hunting. You should. Go lay in a field and then just watch them sit down. I'll go freeze, be wet, and kill a goose. Yeah. That I can't eat. Sounds good.

Well, I can't eat the good. Just because by that time, I mean, if they plucked it and I ate it that night, it'd be good. Just stuff a goose. I need friends. Do you help me with a goose? Yeah. I'm not going to have, I'm not going to eat a goose on my own. You can't have, you can't have goose.

It's got to be a holiday. If I'm going to eat goose, I need all the sides with it. Yes, replace it like the turkey. By the way, I'm, I fucking hate turkey. Really? So overdone. Dude, I love turkey. It's a bullshit meat.

I want goose. I'm going to have goose for next thing. I want a goddamn goose. A Canadian goose. Hey, Chin, look up if I can buy a goose online. You could. Would you have the neck and touch? Fuck, yeah.

I'll eat a goose right now. I'll punch a goose right in his face. It'd probably be like greasy, like kind of like a duck. I'll kick a goose right in the side of the neck. Do you know they don't have fear? They don't have a fear gland in their brain? They don't? No, ducks and geese don't have fear glands.

So that's why they charge everybody. Well, I don't believe that, but they do charge you because they're super, um, whatever, whatever. It's true. That's what a natural geographic that told me. Really? They don't have a fear. There's a goose.

How much it costs? A hundred bucks. That's a big goose. A hundred bucks. Damn. Nine pounds. I bet you it's better meat than turkey. I will fight you to the day I die on that.

That's a hill I will die. Why you've eaten goose? No, I just love turkey severely. Hey, bro, you ain't never had a goose. No. Love turkey. It's too dry. I don't like duck, though.

I've had duck. I don't like it. It's too greasy. It's a little game. Yeah. Brown. Yeah, but I find a lot of the barbecues around town have like really juicy turkey. Yeah, I like smoked turkey.

That's a leaner meat, so I'll have that when I go to barbecue. Okay. A lot of people are like, you should be eating fatty meats and I'm like, I don't like it. I like a, I like a, but winter goose would be good. Yeah. Why don't you go hunting? Get us, get us some geese. I've done some hunting.

I've shot ducks. Yeah? I shot pheasant. I've shot partridge. Never shot a goose. Did you shoot the partridge while it was in a pear tree? I didn't. I waited until it was over me.

That was set up from a mile away. I would. I would. Look at it. Often preferred for its richer, more decadent flavor and juicier meat. While turkey is considered a more practical choice for large crowds because it provides a more meat per pound and is lower flat fat. well i think we got to do we got to do a taste test i'll guarantee you'd like goose more than turkey

should we do one plate goose one plate turkey yes i already i don't need the plate of turkey i'll have your turkey same bullshit okay less meat i want the goose bro look at that goose watch this ready rich or more flavorable meat and skin could have told you that produces a lot of fat which can lead to crisp your skin moisture meat done higher an iron copper turkey milder flavor meat quality less meat for a given weight compared to turkey right because it has a higher bone and fat content uh turkey more meat for a given weight who gives a shit um fat content higher in fat especially saturated fat better um cooking produces a lot of fat all right higher watch this nutritional profile goose higher an iron copper vitamin b5 and phosphorus

Goose is hyrhyranicin, vitamin B6, vitamin, okay. It's a richer man's meal. Goose, that's all that it's saying right now. It's just saying it's like, yeah, but I want to stuff it with acorns and sausage and cornbread. A goose duckin? Yeah, bro.

I don't know, man. It just looks like it's better. I need it. There's a video. I like the videos of the geese, like, attacking people while they're on their, like, walk paths. And then the one guy is going to work. and he has the suitcase

and then the goose is just flying around pecking his head. I know and he's such a bitch because he keeps falling down. Oh yeah. He's like, help. I'm like,

hey, bitch. There's that fucking goose in the neck. I would grab him by the head. Oh, there are videos of people just straight up grabbing the goose

the goose by the neck like this and just whip in it. Oh, is that right? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah, I see them. I've always wondered because I'm not going to do that

to a goose if he comes after me but if you come after my kid, I'm going to mess you up. Yeah, I got chased by a couple of geese actually. very scary all right well i just grabbed it hey don't hurt it why did you do that yeah that's kind of messed up i was meeting this but yeah you broke its trust this is the best this is the best this guy's such a bitch

Oh, he's so scared. Look at him. Dude, don't be such a bitch. Oh, there's one in the bush right there coming up. That's a big male goose that doesn't want to take any shit from him. Oh, this is good. Oh, that's great. That goose is flying up at him.

Get him. Get him I gotta go to class Looking at the goose chasing him Look look look God that guy That guy looks eminently attackable So funny dude

Brutal push kick too Yeah that was not bad All right At least he fought back I wouldn't want to hurt the goose No you can't They're nice little creature Who's this guy man

Fights a goose In front of Target This looks like he's provoking him Yeah, don't, don't hurt him, though. This guy can actually fight. Good. You're like, oh, sick, nice 10 seconds. I feel bad if the guy actually beat a goose up.

No. I've never hunted either. I've always wanted to hunt. Oh, look at the swan. Look at all swan-ho. I had turkeys, wild turkeys attack. I haven't on video. Chase me around a car. It was hilarious.

They're scary and then they hiss and they get all crazy. That's so funny. I got chased by geese as a kid. We would... That thing isn't taking... Nope, what didn't mean back down? In Canada they're like everywhere, right? But it's funny where you see like some newly landed

residents will go up to them and like try to like pet them or feed them and stuff. And then the geese just go off on them. And then they're all scared and you're like, well, man, you know what are you doing that for i'll tell you what'll fuck you up as an eagle if it wanted to of course those things can just falcons too yeah by the way you got any current events for us you want some yeah okay and just for the audience that's watching i know there's like an empty seat and we're doing a wide but otherwise we have to have a seat don't you want me to bring it over here perfect bring it over closer bring it over oh i'm in chob's chair yeah bro he's a big kid huh a big boy yeah

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the debt collector yeah i can't remember what that was it was like some kind of a documentary about english gangsters it was like a vice right i just said i'm gonna fuck this guy right in the the guy started crying he might have like i don't know what happened it wasn't good no i don't i don't think after he's done i think the guy like you know it's the guy might yeah it's never when you get forcefully entered yeah it's never good time like see you later yeah like have my money okay yeah same time next week i mean damn yeah i don't know you're probably living with a living with something that's for sure

yeah just pulled the con out and said you're gonna you're gonna pull your pants down it's like what you're the cigar smoker

no not really here and there and sometimes they'll do it I can only do like a peteque corona or like I find anything

after a 45 minute smoke I'm kind of like what do it like yeah you feel kind of feel heavy my mouth's all like kind of burnt stuff and then

ooh what is this this is Sean O'Malley he's kind of just saying where he's at in the division now, which is kind of a bummer, but he's just being very honest with himself.

It's my boy. Everybody goes through stuff like this. Okay. Donald Mallee. What is that card? 320. UFC 324. I was so disappointed in the announcement.

Dana announced. Dana, the number one fight promoter in the world absolutely brings the energy. When he goes live on Instar, YouTube, he brings the energy. Patti versus Jesse Gitchie announced at a halftime. Kayla Harrison versus Amanda Nunez. I'm not even the co-mane, dude.

I am falling off hard. This is, God damn it. This is, I've seen that. This was me. This is me. What's next? Prelimbs? Fuck.

Early prelimbs, God damn it. It's not going good. You're going to be fighting the Great Falls again. I'm going to be fighting at ICF in Great Falls. The stock of the Sugar Show is down bad right now. It's not good. It's not looking good. I should be ending the prelimbs.

Sean? It is like true, though, is like, if you lose. lose like a couple of fights. You're really out of the race for a little bit. Sean's strength, I know Sean pretty well, is he's really smart. And he's just very aware of where he stands in the Grand Pantheon of things. He's very self-aware. And he's still fucking great. You know, you're just dealing with

monster wrestlers. You're dealing with Marab. Yeah, that guy's a machine. But he's still amazing. Let's not forget who he's knocked out. He's unbelievable. So. A lot of crazy fighters are coming out of China right now, too. Oh, yeah. It's such a world sport. It's so hard to deal with.

Everybody is dead. And you get these Olympic, you know, wrestlers. Oh, yeah. Come on. Justin Gagee, Patty Pimbley. I want to see is, I'm not as excited. I think Patty Pimbleed is, you know, look, Justin can bang. He can crack.

And you think Patty's going to beat him? Patty just rises to the occasion. Patty's just very young. It's his time. So Monday's on Patty. um is i think he's going to submit justin i think patty's uh jihitsu is way better than people give him credit for oh yeah it is true he is very very good and he's strong he's big he's athletic and he's you know and he just rises to the occasion he's just he's probably got like what

two more fights left right i think if amanda nunez keely harrison and amanda nunez used to train together at american top team in florida if amana nunez is motivated like that that's a big if if she's motivated. The lioness? And for Kayla Harrison, yeah, but for Kayla Harrison, to suck that weight

is literally, what weight is that at? Is that 45? It is? I hope so. Because 35 is nice. She can't, it's just too much.

Hold on. Didn't Amanda Nunes retire? It's actually Bantamweight. Shit. Which is what? 135. That's so harsh for Kayla to suck down that way.

I didn't know they're going that low. She's, I don't know how she does it. She walks around at 175. Really? yeah she's big maybe a big girl she's a big strong woman i i was right next her and i thought how the hell i could never in a fight even come close to being her just physically i mean 165 forget about the skill sets just physically i was just with cori sanagan who was probably at

the time 165 and he gets down to 35 maybe he was 162 that makes a big difference when you're 175 and you got to get down at 35 40 pounds of weight is a nightmare that's insane it's a nightmare it's so depleting. To be honest, like, I don't even think I could be a fighter just on those weight cuts alone. That's, like, takes a lot of mental fortitude. Umar, Nirmagamatov, as good as it gets at 35, a nightmare, beat Corey Sandhagen, um, lost to Mara, but barely. He's just gas, but he's as good as it gets. So. Derek Lewis is fighting again. Yeah, he's always fun.

What is this, this out of? Waldo, Cortez-Cost is a big boy. Now, Rose Namajun is fighting Alexa Grasso, but that's, that's not until January. Yeah, January 24th. Yeah. What are we looking at all? That's going to be fun. That's going to be fun.

Sometimes it's like you think you can be a fighter and you're like, oh, you know, I'm going to do this and enjoy it. And then you realize that, like, you just don't have that animal gene. Have you ever tried to roll around with those, like, pros? Like you ever tried? Not really. Like, some of the guys at, like, 10th planet that are, like, actual, like, jujitsu competitors. and like sometimes MMA fighters

when you see like Sean who fights at 35 and I did some flow grappling with him and Tim Welch now they were just being super nice

and fucking you know I'm an old man they were just being whatever yeah but like you feel Sean and he feels like he's made of like

raw hide and cable oh it's insane he's just so strong and so skilled I mean like you're like you're 135

and you could just do whatever you want oh for sure I was like he's also 165 I was wrestling a guy that was probably

125 pounds and he just pinned me. I couldn't move. I couldn't do anything. I felt so immobilized where I'm like, am I even a man? Yeah, try a guy who's 200 fights at 70. Yeah, no thank you. Enjoy that shit. It's kind of astonishing. And then you get these like heavy weights or 85ers and you're like, oh my, well, the shop. Yeah. When you grab him, you're like, oh, Jesus, it's a different thing. For sure. Even when I shook his hand, I was like, oh, my God. But he's like, when you get a guy who's that big and skilled and that strong, you're like, okay. yeah levels good night

levels to the game what is this is anti-climatic but I know you love this kind of stuff so I'm bringing this up first of all that looks like a that's a Tibetan mastiff our cangle

yep no well you'll see the kangal pop up in a second and there's a snow leopard that's approaching here so the dogs are protecting the sheep that's what people said but the person that uploaded this it's verified they said it's real

so who knows these days though okay Now, say I-I-I-I-I-I-I-H-A-I-S-A-I-R-O-F-E-R-O. Stara off. that's snow leopard would be in big trouble right now oh yeah snow leopard would be in big trouble i don't think that's uh i get duped by a lot of dog videos of AI where they like save a baby from like a house fire or whatever i'm like i'm always positive that's AI so the whoever upload it says it's not but um you never know like i said you never know these days i'm getting

tricked these days, and I'm skeptical of everything. That's not how I, I don't think, so I don't think a snow leopard walks up to pray that way. And it would have, that dog would have smelled or seen it before that, I think. I don't know. I don't know. The guy looks like, what's the dog from that with the face that's all droopy? A droopy, isn't it? Yeah. Why is they, also, why is the camera on that specific area? There's a lot of questions, but I mean, yeah, If you did own a farm, you would want to see where the sheep are sleeping. Yeah, your livestock. Yeah.

Let me see it again. Let me see this again. Yeah. And it's at nighttime, so that's why it's a little bit, you'll see like some blurring, but it's a night camera. Okay, so I can tell you already. Do you know why it's a eye? Look at the bottom of the feet. You see how blurry that shit is?

Of the cat, right? Yeah. But it's also, it's because it's nighttime. No. It's blurry. The feet are blurry because you have to put the, you have to put the fucking. leopard there that's why

no it could definitely be AI AI it's all AI it's AI just creating AI that dog would come right at that fucking cat yeah no that's not I like how they have those callers I just actually recently learned about him in the last two weeks

the bite collars are on their neck I thought it was just cool just it was a cool thing but in northern China when you have Bengal tigers yeah well they also wear hats that tiger's gonna kill any dog you have doesn't matter

anyway you think that's AI to me if I already like bet on it I would say it's not AI but I don't know for a fact it is okay simple as I through it

politician is pretty wild yeah this guy's name is actually Adolf Hitler and he's he already has a seat in whatever political party he's at the a uh apungia constituency but he's going to be reelected and his name is literally adolf hitler he's from namibia strong political name though comes from a strong family yeah strong family yeah i mean there's there's you don't see anybody in germany named adolf adolf adolf only as i grew up

did i understand this man wanted to conquer the whole world i have nothing to do with any of these things Look at his weird mustache, Hitler. He was a weirdo, man. A big study came out, micro penis. Yeah. Yeah, he had the gene of micro penis. I bet he did. Well, he was celibate, you know?

What a weirdo. Just getting high. With that terrible mustache, that little weird mustache. Mm-hmm. He just, oh, he shaved it off because of the gas mask or something that they would put on. Oh, was it? That's it? Yeah.

And I guess, I guess he just. kept it fashion statement yeah i think he started with a full mustache but i'm not sure painter troubled painter artist yeah is that him there he was way back yeah he had a full mustache the uh yeah so the gas he was considered an absolute sociopath i mean you know by by his superiors they're like he should never command human beings he didn't get into the school of vienna the vienna school of the arts

because he couldn't paint human figures what's that tell you he's like every backdrop's amazing and then he just has a stick figure like that's just it like a sticking around a lot of dictators have moustaches it's really weird if I would ask you guys how many people

in the world have the name Hitler just a surname Hitler how much would you imagine um a thousand close I'm going to say 986 I was trying to get better

No they say it's like 4,700 The whole world And then for actual Adolf Hitler With that name it's like less They said a few dozen at most Less than a hundred or something like that But like as parents you kind of got to like By now

You know what I mean like Like as a child you're like oh like this is my name I got it born into the world But as a parent you got to be like our last name Hitler, should we do Adolf? And then you're sitting there, you're like, well, what about... Probably not. What about Allen?

Can we do Alan? Alan's better. How about nothing with an A? Yeah. How about the exact opposite? Let's call him Christina. Christina Hitler? Yeah.

Bethany. I know he's a guy. Thai woman found alive in a coffin after a right? We've seen stuff like this before, too, right? I could have been brought us from current events. But this woman was apparently dead, but then she started clawing at the coffin and she is alive and they just took her to the hospital that's pretty much what the report says and you can actually see her maybe she was put in a coffin you know it's moving sounds like bullshit

yeah exactly i don't know what's real anymore they put salt on her after she died and our muscles are still moving yeah like it's an octopus yeah you don't put somebody in a fucking man i just don't buy it did you hear trump calling this girl little piggy no that was the first one oh okay Can you hear what he said about Somalis? No, we say it's a shithole? Dude, yeah. What is this? I'll show you real quick.

Are you stupid person? Are you a stupid person? Because they came in on a plane, along with thousands of other people that shouldn't be here, and you're just asking questions because you're a stupid person. Your DOJ IG just reported this year that there was thorough vetting by DHS and by the FBI of these Afghans who were brought into the U.S. So why do you blame the Biden administration for what this man did? Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person? Because they came in on a plane along with thousands of other people that shouldn't be here. And you're just asking questions because you're a stupid person. And there's a law passed that it's almost impossible not to get them out.

You can't get them out once they come in. And they came in and they were unvetted. They were unchecked. There were many of them. And they came on on big planes. And it was disgraceful. And if you look, it was a law pass, it makes it almost impossible not to let them in, not to certify them,

so to speak, once they come in. And they came in, and they shouldn't have come in. And frankly, the whole thing was a mess. The whole Afghanistan situation was a mess. We shouldn't,

it should have never taken place. Are you stupid? He talks to him like it's like a preface. I don't like, I don't like how he talks to people. I don't. I don't like that he's like, there are better ways to do it.

man it's like i don't know the best part of these videos is when he does these things and then you just see the six reporters behind the person he's talking to go is they're so used to it at this point i just think it lacks class i don't i don't want i don't want that out of my president i don't think you should talk to a woman that way no fashion like i just don't i would never talk to a woman that way i don't like it he's on his last runner on the sun he doesn't care anymore yeah i guess when you're older you know it's like you're supposed to be supposed to set an example i also think that this blanket sort of the guy had mental illness the main thing is there are two things to keep in mind who jump on mental illness if Biden hadn't pulled out the way he did like an idiot

we would still have 13 Marines alive and number of them got wounded one of whom I met and the other the other thing is this like we need um when if we're going to take in refugees your job doesn't stop when you bring them in you got to make sure that they are assimilated you got to make sure that they are getting this kind of mental health counseling. This guy was the CIA informant, helped the CIA. I don't know, man. You know, I just don't like that. We have a lot of problems in this country.

And one of them is just the way we talk to people, man. Jesus. What is, show him what he said about the Somalis. Somalis? Yeah. I think Trump is so mad at the press that he just loses his mind. Yeah, he's going full. It's not a great excuse.

Yeah, right there. Somalians ripped off that state for billions of dollars, billions. That's true. Every year, billions of dollars. They're like fraud. And they contribute nothing. The welfare is like 88%. They contribute nothing.

I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with it. Somebody said, oh, that's not politically correct. I don't care. I don't want them in our country. Their country is no good for a reason. their country stinks and we don't want them in our country i could say that about other countries too i can say it about other countries too we don't want them to help we got to we have to rebuild our country you know our country's at a tipping point we can go bad we're in tipping

sounds like every old guy around the fire back home we could go one way or the other it's true and we're going to go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country Elon Omar is garbage She's garbage Her friends are garbage These aren't people that work These aren't people that say let's go Come on let's make this place great

These are people that do nothing but complain They complain And from where they came from They got nothing You know they came from paradise And they said this isn't paradise But when they come from hell And they complain

And do nothing but bitch we don't want them in our country let him go back to where they came from and fix it oh for sure he sounds like you're a drunk racist uncle yeah he's six labats in right now like I just wish he wouldn't use words like garbage

like when I see our president bringing discourse down that maybe I'm old fashioned like there's a better way to say it but that's Trump he doesn't give a shit he doesn't give a shit at all now well especially when he's dropping F bombs on reports and stuff he'd think they

you don't fuck with America then he just does a walk off but some of it it's like as a Canadian and you watch it you're like can you go bro? You guys could use a little of that oh yes 100% yeah but it's like see what the welfare rate is on

the Somali the Somali population in Minnesota I don't think it's 88% but it is the thing is that a lot of Somalis they're very Muslim they tend not to assimilate as much anymore because this idea of multiculturalism is what it is but they're also i'm

sure 58% poverty rate unemployment uh and 40% unemployment wow non-participation in the workforce whoa that's a lot yeah that's pretty high damn yeah it's finally just think me a portion at 42% um that's not good because wasn't there a big huge thing right now going on with that snap thing wasn't there didn't they freeze it? Minnesota is super super liberal and what happened was there was major fraud. They had

food banks and stuff and they were so the Somali community they were all Somali. They were running major fraud schemes. Okay? You don't say. Yeah, stealing billions of dollars and Tim Wals, Tampon Tim, Tim Wals

was not willing to, I don't know why they called it. I know why. But Tim Walls, kind of a weak man, he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to be called racist. And it's like, it's not about being racist guys. It's like if the Somali community is actually running these major fraud schemes and ripping off the taxpayer to the tune of billions of dollars, you got to say something and you got to, and he hasn't prosecuted. It was the feds that came in a prosecutor. He hadn't done shit. So he was just letting it slide. Yeah. So they call him tampon Tim. He's going to lose, he's going to lose his next election over this, I think. It's

It's a lot bigger than people think. What else we got, buddy? Not too much other stuff. This one inferiorated me, but let's see what you guys think. I'll refresh it. Inferiorated you. Inferiorated me. Did this actually piss me off?

Really got you revved up. Oh. Well, that guy's a piece of shit. Well, there's something wrong with that guy. Yeah. I can see why this pissed you off. And that guy can't fight back because he's probably illegal. So he's got to just eat a dick.

Well, that guy's just a big scumbag. Yeah. He's a bully bitch. Yeah. He's got a nice stool though. He's been punched in the face. He's stealing the flowers right now. He's stealing his flowers or their flowers now.

Probably stole that stool from an open mic too. Damn. Cost, I got a lot of money. Yeah, good, give him a shot. Let's see what happens here. Yeah, beat him up. There you go. Fuck him up.

Fuck him up. Yeah, it's like always like Sometimes people do need to get hit Yeah, he does Come on guys, keep your hands up The problem is those guys are not legal So they're going to get arrested The cops show up and that's where the video stops

Yeah, right? They do the good thing and then ice just comes He can't do shit. I know, it sucks. You're getting deported. Yeah. Yeah, so this guy's like asking for money. These people are working and he's kicking all their flowers out.

It's like, what the fuck? He's a piece of shit. Oh, yeah. It's a scumb bag. $500 for red. Fuck you. He's not even, he's $500 for red. But there's obviously something wrong with that guy.

Yeah. He's also crazy. Yeah. He's also a nutbag. And those people are not nutbags. He's a nutbag. He's probably agitated to withdrawling. Yeah, you're dealing with a cuckoo bird.

That's true. He probably is withdrawing. Yeah. oh boy it is like kind of crazy though as like a person that's on like a visa or oh no don't worry about this is not that great you have to worry about these things we could end it on this one i thought this is cool because we just had keith jardine keith jardine in not too long ago and check it out at this ufc fighter directed a film that scored a hundred percent on rotten tomatoes i'm g manro and welcome to the mama files the film kill me again follows

a serial killer called the midnight mangler who's caught in a time loop and he has to relive the night over and over again. At first he enjoys being able to relive the events and carry out these murders, but eventually he starts to become more and more in hinged and starts to lose sanity. And the serial killer has to find a way to break this time loop and the cycle of death. It's like Groundhog Day crossed with Happy Death Day. Wait, there's already a time loop mechanic in Happy Death Day. It's like Happy Death Day. And it's directed and produced by old school UFC veteran, the Dean of Meen, Keith Jardine. And the thing is, despite him being successful in MMA with wins over Forrest Griffin and Chappledale. He was never able to make

enough money in the sport where he could retire and then ride off into the sunset. So he started branching out into acting. He scored some roles and some big films. So he's been in crank high voltage. He's been in gamer and he's also been in John Wig and Birdbox. When COVID hit, Jardine decided to get into writing. And after writing and directing a short film, he was given the green light to direct this noir thriller starring Final Destinations, Brennan. unfair, and Keith went on record as saying that he's had to reinvent himself a bunch of times and said, thank goodness, that he's a better actor and director than he ever was a fighter, which seems a bit harsh, but given that his debut film has 100% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes

and a 7.8 on IMDB, I'm inclined to agree, but either way, I'm looking forward to see what he does next. You can watch Kill Me Again. We've got to get him on act off. Hell yeah, we got to get him out. Get him out there. Yeah, who could take a punch the best, then just get him to swing it at me. Jesus, Keith Jardine. I love it. All right, kids,

Naples, Florida. I'll see you December 12 and 13 at Off the Hook Comedy Club this weekend, December 5 and 6. I'm at the Grand Comedy Club in Encinitas right outside of San Diego, so I'll see you this Friday, Saturday. Where are you going to be, buddy?

Hell yeah, I'm going to be here in Austin. Catch me at the Moody Center on New Year's Eve with the Kill Tony Gang, as well as a bunch of shows at the mothership. Check me out to act off every second Wednesday with lovely Brian Callan, as well as go check out Office Movers, Season 2 on Crave.

Acting off, baby. I'll see you later, Danny Maranella. Thanks for having me. Thanks, brother. No worries. Anytime. Pleasure. Standing invite.

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