The Fighter & The Kid - Did Dillon Danis Go Too Far? | TFATK Ep. 922
Episode Date: August 29, 2023Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen talk UFC's Max Holloway vs Korean Zombie, Brendan reuniting with Jon Jones, Hulk Hogan on Joe Rogan's podcast, Dillon Danis going in hard on Logan Paul, current events ...around the works and play an all new game of Name That Asian and much more! DraftKings - Promo Code: Fighter Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ ARKADIA - https://fitforservice.com/arkadia
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Yes we did, cause we got it again, it's the fight only again.
This is really the fight only kid.
Come on baby.
Oh, take this man, I went to, I was in San Antonio, shout out San Antonio, people came out in force.
Hotel Emma.
Hotel Emma, amazing.
The best in the all the lab.
Yeah, and then I was, the well is 105 degrees, I went for a walk, the birds, even the birds weren't flying.
And people are walking their dogs in that heat and the dogs were like I'm gonna fucking they look like they were drunk
They're gonna calls I saw dogs the dogs weren't even looking at each other
You know they look at you know to try to get each other they were like I'm not even
I never said they were just trying to walk pee and get it it was like you might not want a husky in
Texas stuff. It's tough, right? So I'm looking, meanwhile, I'm like,
this is the hottest ever been.
Then I go out to my boy, JT's house.
He's got this crazy compound,
70 miles outside of Austin.
Too far, right?
Yeah, but it was actually only 30 minutes away
from where I was staying, Hotel Emma.
And he's got this crazy compound.
He's black, rifle, coffee, a founder.
And I was out at the, founder and I was out at the
well, I was out at the in the pool outside.
And then I had one drink.
I came back and I took a nap.
Well, I took a three hour nap.
I was getting older, but it was like,
I, it took all my energy out of the nap.
Naps trigger me.
Naps trigger me.
They trigger you a little bit.
You don't like that I'm nap.
It's a side of weakness.
Hold on. Hold weakness. Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
My dad has been in his kids in six months.
He takes three naps when he's there.
No, you got it.
Triggers me.
You can shut it down for 20 minutes.
Trigger.
Usually it's a 20 minute.
Trigger.
You live longer.
You live longer.
You live longer.
I'm just gonna go take a nap for about 20 minutes.
Your sheep.
You don't like the people nap and brush their teeth at night.
Nope.
Science weakness.
Okay, okay, I like it.
I respect it.
I'm gonna die early.
No, I get it.
I get it.
But I do understand where you're at
because I resent that I take a nap.
When I have to shut it down, I go,
man, in the long march, I'm not making it.
So I understand it, I get it. Meanwhile, I have to take the longest nap I've ever taken
because I can't do anything.
Everybody's, well, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm out here in Calabasis.
It's a hundred, at least a hundred and five.
It might be a hundred and ten out there.
That's why when I go out.
It's just how to say.
We've talked about moon attacks.
It's like, dude, it's hot out there.
Hey, Bubba.
It's a hundred and five.
Where I live in the valley. Yeah. I mean, it's hot out there. Like hey Bubba. Yeah, it's a hundred and five where I live in the valley
Yeah, it's I mean dirt. There's no you can fry
I'm gonna pay really July steak. You don't
You stay out for five minutes. Oh, it'll come back medium July August. It's a usually if it's not a hundred that that's rare
It's a it's a hundo's out it. It's hot. It's hot weather does not scare me down in the hundo's here is the one
caveat white it's a little
No, I don't know where you're going with this. Hey, no, man. Don't don't steer it to a racist. I'm not do
I don't even get a crowding stuff. I'm
I want to end. I want to cry. I want it. I don't know. So you guys do no, I was gonna say the one thing about being cowbasses
No, no, no, I was gonna say it's super. It's rich. No, I was gonna say the only way I'm being calbass is why I'm being no, no, no, I was gonna say it's super
It's rich. No, I was gonna say it's super super. It's super humid now speaking of being racist
I didn't oh I'm speaking of being racist. I'm a human out here by the way. That's triggering too
We talked about the weather already too long. That's already human triggering. That's another thing Triggan
Now I'll talk to my dad in weeks and he goes I can tell when we ran things say I go
Yeah, and the dude the god bless them. I tried and relate to me go. Yeah
How's the hell don't know what he?
Yeah, yeah, I remember you know talk to some maybe once every six months, but seems be good
I'm gonna go right, right, right.
I tell you why it is gorgeous out here.
You know, your stepmom made this cast, we're all like.
Yeah, yeah.
I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run right now.
I'm gonna take a nap, I'm gonna take a nap, right?
You know what, Dad, now I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm gonna take a nap, because all the energy you're, right now, there are people that can
be energy vampires.
The minute my mother starts telling me about what I should have done or starts warning me about a potential danger,
I immediately have to take a nap.
You know what, I thought of your mom yesterday.
I thought I was like, oh, this is what
Khan's mom did to him, the Khan's all weird.
My, yeah, it's all weird.
I was at, I took my son,
the Mario Land at Universal.
Yeah.
And you know, to get that,
so there's top of Universal where they have like all,
you know, Harry Potter land, so there's top of Universal where they have like all, you know,
Harry Potter land, Simpson's land, then you gotta go down three escalators.
And they're, I'm a mile long, you gotta go deep, deep three times to get down to Mario
Land and T-Rex and the mummy ride and that's why we went there.
But we're going back up the escalator and Tigers mess around, put his fingers and he's putting his shoes on. But we're going back up the escalator, and Tigers mess around,
I put his fingers and he's putting his shoes on,
and we're way up, I'm like, dude,
you fall off, dude, you're dead.
He's like, dead, I'm like, yeah, dude.
You roll down these steel steps, it's game over,
I can't help you buddy.
And I go, I've seen it a thousand times.
Kids put their thing in, they caught in the wheel,
and it just turned into pieces.
He's just crashed.
And he's like, it did not phase him.
He's like, yeah, whatever.
He was full of shit.
And I was like, I'm not gonna keep telling you, dude.
You gotta be worried about it.
Because if you have a scarf,
or you have a, you pulled under.
And he's like, what's a scarf?
And as it's coming down my mouth,
I go, this is what counts more.
You're creating a rosa.
I was like, this way, yeah.
I was like, I'm gonna rosa.
And I go, you know what?
Do what you want.
But you know what?
Like, I, it Yeah, I was like, you know what? Do what you want, but you know what? It like I lose clothing is like it's the it's the problem. I don't have kids
It's it's it's unbearable to think about
So I have to say it because if I don't say it and I thought it you know, it's like I don't want loose clothing around machinery
Is that terrible? I mean that has it happened. That's what yeah, as it happened somewhere has had I say it, you know, it's like, I don't want to lose clothing around machinery. Is that terrible? I mean, has it happened?
That's what, yeah.
Has it happened somewhere?
Has it happened?
How did I say it happens every day?
Has it school bus closed its doors
and a backpack gets caught?
It's on you right now, and the kid gets dry, yes.
So we know this.
The odds of it happening, I get, but it happened to you
and you're the one that did warn the kid about it.
Heavy conscience.
It's also, that's why we're skinny jits.
It's, I know bag is in. Yeah, but it's for conscience. It's also, that's why we're skinny jay. I know bag is in.
Yep.
But I'm, it's for safety.
It's also unacceptable that it happens.
It's unacceptable.
So that's, I'll tell you right now.
And listen, you know, verse, so I love you.
Marieland, overrated.
Yeah.
Overrated.
You might sound like, oh really?
I'm the whole set of what's the ride
that got him the most crunk.
He loves the mummy.
It's intense, it's fast, makes them a little scared.
Yeah.
He likes Simpsons.
They don't have a ton of rides for kids.
They have the Backlot Tour, which we passed on.
They have Water World, hey bitch.
It's 2023.
Water World, Kevin Costner.
A water world.
Yeah, my son was like, what is this?
I was like, we're gonna leave, that's what this is.
Wow.
Water World. They have Water World. The Marland has one ride it's entire land with one ride they have like some little games you can play but one ride
There's transformers which is lit little outdated
Simpsons rides legit as hell then the mummy's legit but also the mummy with Brendan Frazier
Can we update the ride?
So you got mummy, who was nice.
Waterworld.
90.
Transformers. Mummy, Waterworld, Transformers.
Mario, which is an old cell too.
Waterworld?
Well, you know what?
Took me out of the movie Waterworld.
Besides everything.
Kevin Costner had Gills.
When Kevin Costner said, I sailed farther than most men have dreamed.
I was like, I don farther than most men have dreamed.
I was like, I don't like that line.
You remember that movie kind of,
you remember the hype around it
in this before social media articles?
Yeah.
You were so expensive to make?
Yes.
Where did they shoot that?
Where did they shoot, where are you?
The Universal Lot, dude, in the little pond there.
Costs around 100 million dozen theaters.
Wow, and it was 100 million,
it soon grew to 135, 175.
Wow, yeah, it didn't do so well.
I think it got their money back eventually.
Well, yeah, because 100 million, well,
100 million made, 175 by two,
well, that's what it costs.
Oh, grew to 175 million.
How much did it make in the box office, June?
Budget 175 million.
So that's the budget, one-side.
Oh, keep going down.
I know, go down though down though box office 264 million
They made their money back. Yeah, yeah, but we know that was all the hype back in the day
As a kid it's like a
I like I'm a deal still man. I want a guilt. Dennis Hopper was in it. Oh, I read into it. There it is
Thank you, but it's a large artificial sea water enclosure similar to that. I've used in film titan to years
I was looking at the Pacific Ocean off the coast for why why Po why Po Valley on the big island
Oh, there is film aren't you was a lot in the little pond well my exact language prayers to Hawaii. Yeah right now
They're going through those fires man. Yeah, I'm actually heavy heart. See max hallway destroy chins Lord and baby
Yeah, that was unbelievable, man.
Damn.
But what a sendoff for Koreans on the end.
What a sendoff for Koreans on the end.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
That was pretty cool.
You're a little too intense with it.
What did he say?
What did he say?
What was he saying when he in Korean?
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, translator though, too.
That was cool.
Ultimately, he said like he wanted to be champion.
He knows he can't be champion right now.
So it's like it's time for him to like,
but for the bell twice though.
I mean, first of all,
and it's some crazy fights.
People don't understand.
Yeah, crazy.
Omnick, all those fights,
the Leonard Garcia Twister,
but people don't understand.
You know the chance of you,
A, just getting the UFC nutzos.
Yeah.
B, getting to the top 20 nutzos.
Get to the top five, ins, you're not like.
Getting a title shot less than 1%.
Correct. Winning a title less than 0.1%.
Correct. Correct. So what zombie did is,
I mean, but it's tough when you get that level, like,
if you ask anybody, like, why are you here? It's world champion.
Of course. So I think he'll get his perspective once he's retired.
Took me years before you feel like a failure, whether it's football,
with UFC years, once you can remove yourself from it, like a failure, whether it's football with UFC,
years once you can remove yourself from it,
oh, that was dope, I did some cool stuff.
So I'm, Korean zombie, I get there.
If not, I'm sure it's my idol.
If I saw, like that man is a man to give respect
in every category.
I don't know anybody who doesn't like him.
Yeah, all the fighters, all the fans.
He's trashed about, oh my God, he's beloved.
Matt's hallway too, I don't know anybody who doesn't.
Yeah, they're both,'s why that that fight was so
a man who gives that much to the sport and who's that been a chair show long
right you know I was breaking down shop show to get real gay I got it yeah
because you know you got to cherish these moments man my cherish
cringes on me and Max Hollywood the fights that they gave us yeah I'm
changing like gay in the group tags with the thick boy crew
But you know chimp chimp was camping with another man drinking at seven eight one of my best friends man
I know just it is what it is guys when camping you and your best friend this we caught fish to you
You guys sleep in one 10 pretty awesome to two to two 10s man
I say I say one 10 wait. Here's the thing. I don't see anything gay about one 10 dude. I do think it's gay
But that's a good you if you and me had went camping, you think we're getting our own tent?
And I, yeah, that'd be fun dude.
My tent's so big, I have a divider if I want it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I have a divider if I want it.
That's it.
I have an eight person tent for myself.
And you still don't let your buddy not
get a small little tent with me.
So he sleep on you or did you?
Thank you.
There are certain gay words like cherishes gay,
flabberg, I was flabbergasted. That's a gay word.ishes gay flabberg I was flabbergast
that's a gay flabbergast reminds like the the old time. It's a little gay like I was
absolutely flabbergast. You don't hear that a lot. This is another gay word for a bamboozled
gay. I was delighted. I was delighted. I like all the words you spit out about this. It was a lovely time. And so you know what that your southern bell, dude. I'm rock hard
Now we get you going camping if you go if you get you said brink him the room and he I was just bamboozled
So we're we're sharing a tent. I'm like this is lovely
This just I've been flabbergasted by this scenery because I thought
at first we were being bamboozled when chin told us that we should be here I
thought we were being oh I wish you talk like that dude yeah fuck you you
start talking that vocabulary you know I'm sorry I started dick and I went whoa
I am frightened frightened is also gay like that's a game. Frightened is a little tough.
I got frightened.
There's some people that say it frightened me.
You don't hear a lot of guys talking about that.
It scared me.
I got duped.
Hey, maybe it's just because I have a bad vocabulary
but having a good vocabulary is that gay?
It did.
Well, if you're a vocabulary's too good
or your bro's gonna be like,
hey man, take it down a notch. Yeah.
Jordan Peterson.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry I'm educated.
Yeah, like I've had friends who do that.
It's just a sequest at the end of the day.
Have you ever tried to...
A sequest?
Oh my God.
Could you get a better word?
What a power word though.
Yeah, I know.
But I tried to increase in my vocabulary.
A, you do it just from reading naturally.
But I signed up for this thing,
which is like word of the day. The problem is when you have CT, you don't just from reading naturally, but I sign up for this thing, which is like word of the day.
The problem is when you have CT,
you don't remember that word after.
You don't remember that word.
So it's a real mix up.
Bona is not used enough.
Bona is a great word.
Bona is falling into this way, so I can't.
But why, bro?
That gives me a fucking boner.
Like if you have,
I use it with my kids the other day.
Tiger woke up, or the little one, Bosse woke up, and you have, I used to do it in my kids the other day. Tiger woke up or the little one,
Bosse woke up and you know, you just mourn and wood.
And he goes daddy, my penis hurts.
I'm like, what's gonna take his diaper off?
He still sleeping, so take his diaper.
I'm like, no, you have a boner, dude.
Tiger's all bowler, he's laugh.
I'm like, you never heard boner before.
He's like, no, like, oh, you guys gotta start using that.
I had a girl tell me that I gave her a heart boner.
And I was like, that makes me sick.
And I was like, you make my heart rock hard.
You give me a heart boner.
I was like, whoa.
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Oh, I ran into your boy, your Lord and Savior, John Jones.
John Jones.
I sent the picture to your man.
He's way bigger than you.
He's big.
He's just so people, he's always been bigger than me.
Always. I didn't know that. Yeah, we, so you can't get down to's way bigger than you. He's big, just so people, he's always been bigger than me. Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, we, so you can't get down to 205 and he can,
so you're thicker, but you're just bones are bigger,
but that's it.
He's every bit is taller, taller is your.
Yeah, he's about an inch tall, I'm 64,
so he's an inch tall at least, so he's 65 and changed.
And then that's the first thing I said,
I said him, that boy is in shape.
He's like, he's gone up, so Steve A. Put on weight,
John's cut down on weight.
Really?
He's in shape, man.
He's such a good dude.
Yeah, what'd you guys do?
How did this come about?
Well, because monster owns rain, right?
So they flew in all their like main athletes
to speak and to talk to the team.
So they brought me and John in,
and so we were walking through the lobby to the thing
and I didn't see him at first,
and then I heard something like some commotion,
they grabbed like a single leg,
he's like, you son of a bitch,
we're like wrestling in there.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, that's fun.
See, you trained with him.
Training off for a long time,
what he did.
I told my son, you're gonna be successful at heavyweight,
man, you should beat the shit out of all of us
back in the day.
He's like, people understand, man, like they're starting to.
Wow.
He just grabbed you in a single leg.
He's a great guy.
Such a good dude.
That's pretty cool man.
He has a demeanor about him now too.
It's just like the sense of calmness.
I think when you're a lot.
When you're the goat and you've gone through those trials and tribulations.
Well, you can't take anything away from him.
Took a lot of hate.
Took a lot of heat,
and just kept delivering, kept winning, kept winning,
kept winning, and after a while,
I was like, I'm unbelievable.
You want to be a hater, you still want to be a hater?
Unbeatable.
Every time he'd win, they'd be like, yeah,
but he was on there as a, no dude,
he might just be the greatest ever, okay?
No, he is, there's no arguments.
He has, he has by far.
Yeah.
No, he's having weight champ, same and close. And he's got his fighting.
Sarah gone. I'm sorry. Steve Bay. He beat Sarah gone for the heavyweight title.
Yes. Like a child. And then he's fighting Steve Bay.
Next, I think that's going to be a tough night in the office for Steve Bay.
Anybody fighting John Jones is going to be a tough night in the office.
You should see him though. I was like, I'm
dog. He looks crazy. Shape because for the fight with just gonna be a tough night in the office. You should see him though. I was like, really? Dog, he was good. Crazy shape.
Cause for the fight with Cyril Ghani,
I had a little belly.
Too thick, a little thick.
And he saw the comments, right?
He saw that.
And he sees the comments.
Fascinating words.
Not sure, Rizzo, but with John or worked.
And so now he's just like tight.
Mean, mean, every bit of 240.
Okay, shreds.
So you need to be right?
That's all you need to be.
You look good.
Do you hear Hulk Hogan on Rogan?
I did.
Talk to Rogan about it.
Oh, it's good.
Save his great.
Oh, and I'm still on Georgia.
Georgia's a big WWE fan.
We don't knock him for that.
We still love him.
But, you know, as a kid I liked it and I grew out of it.
So I know some of it, but just Hogan talking about like,
like how you got started, Vince McMahon,
the way he would do things,
the old stories of the wrestlers, it was fascinating.
Whether you're in the wrestler or not, it was fast.
It made me a wrestling fan.
I wanna listen.
It's good.
Because Rogen never talks about guests,
but he like purposely talked about that, I talked to him,
and he was like, fuck, it was great.
He was such a fun conversation.
Oh, I didn't, you know when you're listening
to such a good podcast, you don't want to get out of the car.
I did a set, the LaFact, I went on at 11.30 at night.
And then I was driving back.
Plus the factory though.
Yeah, I love it.
That's my spot now.
So when I was driving down, I started,
I'm like, this is so good.
Went in, did my set, got done around midnight.
Got my car and I was, so about 20 minutes from
my afternoon drive, I was like, God,
I wish there was a longer drive, man,
let's tell you how good that park is.
Wow.
That's at 12.30 at night.
Wow.
I gotta listen to that.
It's good, dude.
It just makes you like, whether you're a wrestler,
or not, you can relate to it.
Like, he was a musician, man.
You know, he was a musician?
He was in a band.
He knew he used to be six, seven,
but through all the back surgeries, he's now six, four. That's really good. I remember when I was fighting musician, he was in a band. You know, he used to be six, seven, but through all the back surgeries, he's now six, four.
That's really good.
I remember when I was fighting Roy Nelson,
the ultimate fighter, this I didn't know I was gonna win.
I was just on folks, I was like staring at the crowd,
I see Tito, I'm like, I love Tito.
I see Hulk Hogan, I'm like,
I'm like, oh shit, Hulk Hogan's here.
And then after, you know, I lose,
and I'm around the elevator, I'm standing next to him,
I was like, I'm gonna think,
oh, he's not that tall.
I might be a little taller than him.
And he had like heels on, like platform,
like oh, he's not that tall at all,
he was the same size as his heels on, I'm taller than him.
But he said, it was because of all the back so
that he sat throughout the years, he's lost inches.
Wow.
6'7".
6'7 shredded 250.
Freak.
Yeah, he was a freak.
Freakers doing it.
He was a freakers doing it. Freak freak you see him back in the day free. Yes
Well, when he did Rocky, but when he did Rocky, I paid $10,000 for that
Why and got fired for it. Yeah, what?
Because you had to miss something so he told Vince McMahon he's going to Rocky so they fired him
But he said still owns like do the movie like you're you 10,000. And he was like, I want 15 in stone,
I give you 13.
And you could pet the turtle.
Oh my God, look at that.
How about Stallone's body back then?
Look at this though.
Like getting picked up for real.
I mean, stone's small, so that's not that impressive.
Yeah, he was 155.
Yeah, I could do that to you right now. Yeah, you actually could 155 for that. Yeah, I could do that to you right now.
Yeah, you actually could.
You've done that to me.
I'll do that to you right now, too.
Shut up.
No, you couldn't.
I fight back.
Hey, real quick, anything you see the whole Cogin
do to special loan, I can do to you right now.
I do, but see, it's fine.
Hold on, let that sink in.
No, I won't, because I will be in boozle you
to your delight.
I've never actually gone deep on you.
Actually I did.
I, I, I, I, I,
well, do you remember that one time?
Remember that one time we were, we were,
like this is 12 years ago, and I said, you were still fighting.
And I said, like try to get out of my,
I'm gonna get you in under hooks or something like that.
And I go try to get out for real.
And you were like, what do you mean I go,
I'm gonna hold on to you and I'm gonna try to wrestle with you. And I want you to like actually get out for real. And you were like, what do you mean? I go, I'm gonna hold on to you,
and I'm gonna try to wrestle with you.
And I want you to actually get out of this.
I said, get out of this and get me in a bag.
And I shaped you like a tick.
And then you did it, and you did it,
and I think I hit my,
I already hit your lip.
I fucked my lip up, right?
But I put my wallet in my phone on the hood of my car,
and I got slow fucked up.
I was like, a little bit dazed.
I got a little bit of a cost of a drop off.
And left my shit in my purse, my stuff.
I came back and somebody had run over my phone
and my phone and I was like, ah,
and I had this big mark on my face.
You have a whole glogue, you made 13 Gs for that.
It's just such a good interview, man.
It's one of the good ones. I tried to run
you race have a race with the foot race to and you were young and then you beat me pretty badly.
But no and then our boy was there too. Dove. Yes. It was that in front of the improv. Yes.
And I was like that's right. I go let's go and I we go. Dove was laugh. You're fast. You smoked
you smoke me and then Kevin Hart tried to run against that guy
and he pulled his hip, his flexor and his abs.
He tried running a sprint against the NFL guy
and they were more and more like blues hip.
Yeah, because Kevin's really fast.
He was told then, but he didn't warm up
and he's 40 something.
You can't do it.
No, I post that.
I said, I relate to this.
Yeah.
Yeah, then now I, that's why. He's just older, you know. can't do it. No, I post that, I said I relate to this. Yeah. Yeah, then now I, that's why.
He's just older, you know.
Can't do it.
Just older.
I went to Monster Jam with the fam on Saturday night.
Dude, I was supposed to bring my son to that.
Where is it?
What's gone now, bud?
Where was it, though?
I was five?
Staples.
Yeah, I was supposed to bring my son to that.
He did.
And I did. Well, you had a show. I got back, last, I got back. son of that. He did. And I didn't.
Well, you had a show.
I got back last, I got back, I woke up at, well, I took a 735 from San Antonio, which
is 530, my time, you gotta wake up.
That'll fuck you.
That'll fuck you.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And then you're like, you're on a plane and ain't happening.
Yeah, they had on Sunday too, I think at one o'clock.
I was on a dead, I was on a dead.
But the monster jams interesting,
they, you know, it's the same show every time.
It's probably the worst thing I do with my kiddos.
I just do it for them.
I do it in one, it's like, how?
It's tough, right?
Cause you gotta drive down the perfect.
Then I pretend it's over after the motorcycles come out
and like, well, great digger one again.
I'm gonna leave.
Yeah, you gotta add that.
Cause otherwise it's getting out is a nightmare.
That's not too bad, but the, cause it's not packed. Oh, it's not. Because otherwise it's getting out of the nightmare. That's not too bad, but the,
because it's not packed.
Oh, it's not.
No, it's not sold out.
But I was looking at the motorcycle guys,
they did an intermission,
they have the motorcycle guys do the big air.
They're like all former X-game guys.
I think I was thinking,
what are they gonna say, pay them?
And it is my whole time in my head,
I'm like, I'm about a thousand dollars.
So now I was singing, they did two shows today,
there's no way they're paying.
There's four of them, four grand a pop, that two shows today. There's no way they're paying. There's four of them
Four grand a pop that's eight grand. There's no way that nut's eight grand a day. You mean it's more no less
Really? Don't you think that they pay him $500?
Is that like that? That's a good question. You're gas in the motorcycle. Yeah, I don't mean Maybe there's like yeah, you get more fans like this even though you have helmets on
How much do you get paid for monster?
Well, I mean that must be the monster. No, that's the driver's forgot say put this put down how much to the motion
I did that's what I'm getting on basic pay
Wow, that's pretty on the road all the time though. That's a tough gig
Yeah, it's almost like wrestling like date and they got being charged again to the next city
So maybe those does motorcycle guys are doing the same thing though. So they're making money too. I don't know.
They're probably part of the thing right? Yeah, but they're only on there for about 15 minutes.
That's just stuff. Yeah, you might be right. Yeah, I don't think much because I was thinking that there's no either nuts eight grade.
Are they doing crazy things though?
Yeah, big year shit.
It doesn't seem like much.
Yeah.
So the average is 1,500 for an eight hour day.
They're there for 15 minutes, Jen.
Yeah.
That's how I pass my time.
I wonder what it's that made. I am.
You know?
Good question.
Something to think about.
I mean, that should jump in,
like, have you ever seen the GoPro footage
of a guy who's a mountain biker, like,
did where they do those crazy.
Yeah.
You're talking on Instagram.
It's like literally like flying.
It's like the most insane.
No, the same ones, and Rogan's posted some years ago,
but those guys on the narrow, single lane,
going to sign the mountain.
Oh my god.
Like one mistake, it's a game.
And they do die.
Yeah.
It's like the squirrel zoo guys.
It's so wild.
It's just like, are you out of your mind?
That adrenaline, that need for that juice,
don't have it.
I just, you know.
A little bit of it, but not like that.
But don't you get that from standup?
You know, it's like this or anything.
Yeah, you're my rocks off otherwise.
I still wanna, yeah, that,
they all break crazy bones. Like, you're my rocks off other way. I still want to, yeah, that, that, they all break crazy bones. I was, I was test driving this TRX Dodge TRX. Most, it's the fastest
production truck of all time. Brogan has, you've been in it. Brogan has the Hennessy. Oh,
yeah. Mine's not the Hennessy. It's just the standard TRX, the San addition. And I was
driving with the guy. He's like, you can floor Florida here. It's from light to light and I get up like 110.
Wow.
And I wonder, is that it?
One of those.
Is that a stock car you can buy?
Yeah.
So fast, there's the Raptor R now that might beat it.
I don't know if it beats it, there are 100,
but that thing's a monster, some 100 horsepower.
So last year Dodge is making the Hellcat engine.
They're going electric now, so we can get gay.
So that's why I want it.
Now it says it's reporting it's 10 miles a gallon,
10 miles a gallon, but more likely they think five to six.
Oh, that's not cool.
Yeah.
I don't know why, but Instagram has been sending me
car crash, like a test, testing,
like so they'll have cars go over speed bumps
at 50 miles an hour, like a, and see which car
like can deal with it.
And then they'll have like a truck run into the front
of it against a wall at 30 miles an hour.
Yeah, we're going to just get the Bronco in.
The Bronco one was the worst, like you're done.
Yeah, but what's surprising is,
I'll think, man, how many of those, what do you mean going. Well, but what's surprising is like what you think will not oh the 50 miles an hour running into a wall of 50 miles an hour
The Volvo the whole body stays intact
The Bronco they just fold down itself Bronco folds like a paper. Yeah
Certain cars just but those Ford Broncos. They're not known for their bill. You know, it didn't have some issues. The, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the,
uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the
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You remember the crash test dummies, not the band,
but do you remember the actual crash test dummies?
Not the band, not the band.
Not the band.
Delightful.
Yeah, I remember that crash test dummies.
Yeah, and you'd see that shouldn't stop.
You remember they put the crash test dummies
in the car and they run them in and they'd have
like markers all over.
What happened?
I remember that crash test dummies toys.
Well, you know what they were using, right?
They were using cadavers.
You know that, they were using...
My crash systems were fake dummies.
But they were using human bodies and then they got caught, dude.
I haven't seen that myth mostly.
Yes, they were using dead bodies.
Really?
Yes.
And they would buy dead bodies and they would put them in there.
Well, I don't know why this is a problem.
How did that ever have been used to?
I agree.
But yeah, let's do it, dude.
Yep. I agree. This testing, let's do it, dude. Yep.
I agree.
This testing provides more realistic testing
than a dummy, but it raises ethical dilemmas
because human cadavers and animals are not
to be consented to research studies.
Why wait, human cadavers, I want to test the cadaver.
Me too.
This shit is safe so many lives.
This shit is safe.
Animals on, if it's not, don't strap a Labador retriever
to my shop guy.
Yeah, and have the chimp drive in the wall.
But animals is tough too.
No, don't kill that.
What are you doing, dude?
You just dead, a dead human?
Light him up, baby.
I agree.
Especially if they sign off on it.
Yes.
They didn't say what they don't have.
I'm an organ donor.
If I die there, I'll have to take my organs.
Yeah, me too.
You're just gonna old.
They're gonna be old, yeah.
But if Porsche called me like,
came in, we realized you've been with us forever.
When you pass away, do you mind if we crash test your body
in the new 911 turbo, I'd like fuck you.
I wouldn't do that in our heart.
I would do that in our heart.
I would do that.
It's so weird.
It don't put like a hat on.
Like I want the full GoPro.
I want the cameras on my face HD.
But your body, the rig and mortis,
how do you deal with that?
You know, I don't know
some of that stuff. Yeah, some of that stuff is
soup being a being a mortician and
Like preparing a body for to be embalmed. You be aware though. Well, it's a business to though
Yeah, and there's a lot of bang dog
My acting teacher told me the he said he said
They made a bang, Doug. My acting teacher told me, he said,
he told the whole class of the story, he said,
because we were talking about like drawing on memories,
and how you do things, and he said,
when my mother died,
I went, I tried to find the bathroom at the morgue.
We dropped her off, I turned back around, went to the bathroom,
and I went into this
You know, the bend to this room. I was trying to find it and he saw a guy come out of his mom where his mom was and he was like
And he was all sweaty and he was fixing it and he was like and he caught his eyes and he looked too old
Your dad my acting teacher said I know what you just did and I know you did that to my mother
And he just he just stopped, they looked at each other
and he never forgot it.
And he didn't go to the bathroom,
he just got back in the car and just said,
just drive.
But he said, there's never been a doubt in my mind
of what that guy did.
There, there are.
Hey bro, can you fuck my dead mother's body?
I'm gonna fight you.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
There's rules.
Yeah. Them the rules dude. Hey you wanna know where Oh yeah. Yeah. There's rules. Yeah.
Give them the rules dude.
Hey you wanna know where my line's at?
That's it.
That would be my mom.
My mom passed away, I find out you fucked her mouth.
That would be my line.
Her dead mouth.
Don't say that.
Don't get so graphic out of respect for me.
We're talking about dead.
I know dude, because you just not,
I know you're gonna take this a step further.
Let's just use metaphors.
The point is this.
The point is this there's a line you cross.
There's a line and you crossed it,
and I'm gonna probably have to, I'm gonna be mad at you.
Yeah, I'm not gonna be like your acting coach.
Like, I'm just gonna hold this piece of it.
But then what are you gonna do?
You're gonna go, hey, wait a minute.
No, I'm just gonna say anything.
I'm gonna beat them up, and then use my mom's dead body
and beat them up.
What if you was doing push-ups?
You never know.
True.
But it's hard to prove without video.
You guys guys at the morgue,
that's some dark stuff.
That's an error.
They see the body.
My buddy for a long time worked as a,
I told him this should be a movie,
but he worked as a guy who would go and collect the bodies
at accidents and things like that.
All of the crime scenes,
they had to get a guy out of the,
speaking of which there was a carnival and a had to get a guy out of the, speaking of which, there was a carnival
and a dude got caught in the gears of the,
that happens all the time.
He married and go around.
And he took him a while
because he got caught like up down
and he said we had to get him out of that.
Pulling the pieces out.
Oh, dude, it was not good.
Boy, you need to pay the bills if you're doing it.
You got to pay the bills and he was,
you know, I think he was an addict at the time.
He was a junkie.
Yeah, so you gotta get your drugs.
How much does the mortgage in?
You had that up?
The morticians?
Yeah, that wasn't that.
They also got to paint their face.
Well, the dick hole is shit.
You usually own 31, but you usually own the company.
That's it, right?
So 27 is 76, that's like the average.
A lot of them are like family owns,
like family, like the son does it,
the his son does it,
and then you're an expert,
it kind of being like, you know,
we have this to offer.
If you'd like.
You're salesman.
If you want, if you want the cheapest shit one,
if you want a problem,
if you don't love your mom,
we have this one for $20. If you want satin, if you want that lichet, if you want a lot of money. If you don't love your mom, we have this one for $20.
Yeah, if you want satin, if you want that lichet,
if you want that lit one where you want them up,
and like you're celebrating, that's $200,000.
And that was the Italian culture I came from,
where you spent a lot on a cast.
Oh, I told my girl, I want a do me like the cartel does.
I want the whole building, play videos of me doing podcasts and we don't use does a dummy in
That's a tough one if porch only for poor in the old days
They would they would hang you from a tree and let the birds eat you if you were the enemy
They wouldn't even give you a proper burial. They would just allow the scavengers to take you
Well, who decides if you the enemy?
If you let reddit decide we're both hanging from trees.
Do you let your daughter decide we're living pretty good
when we pass?
Well, the Tibetans will crack your head
and let the vultures come and just take you away.
It's not bad.
You just disappear.
They literally split your head open.
So no, there's something that would be in one with Earth.
Let the birds let the vultures come.
They pick you right quick.
They pick you clean right quick.
Oh, did you see speaking of the dead,
did you see Tucker Carlson, my interview Putin?
You see those rumors?
No.
That's interesting.
Because Putin wants to, he said there's a lot of fake news
going on in America about this Russian Ukraine war.
I want to sit down, take a cross and give us facts. That would be very interesting.
Would that be insane?
Talk about some man's name.
I'm here.
Well, don't say demands, right?
Yeah.
Cause Putin reads demands, he's like, dude, I was going to have a delightful time, but
yeah, they're trying to get him.
Why? Be the biggest interview of all time, but yeah, they're trying to get them.
Wow. Be the biggest interview of all time, right?
Cause Trump's the biggest,
statistically Trump and Tucker's the biggest of all time.
I watched it, do you watch it?
I watched it on Twitter, the full thing.
Yeah, I did.
It was good.
It was good.
It's crazy that this most watched,
you know, it beat out Oprah and Michael Jackson.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Oprah and Michael Jackson, the most watched the interview
and then Trump and Tucker's now number one.
That Oprah and Michael ones weird.
I like when he brought up.
I talked to him, less than kids.
She's like, just get happy with anybody, y'all.
What?
Yeah.
I like the way he brought up Jeff Gapson thing.
He goes, you seriously don't think he,
you serious thing?
He'll do that.
That's when Trump, you saw the politician come out.
Well, he was like, I don't know.
And Trump was like, I don't, he goes, now, more likely than not,
he probably, you know, was murdered
and there's a bunch of weird things to happen.
That I can see how you guys, or he said no.
Like, he's like, I don't know.
You know what, you could tell he didn't want to,
that's when the politician came out.
I don't know, it sounds like he wasn't,
my answer would be that too though.
My answer would be like, I mean,
it makes sense that he would kill himself
because he had nothing to live for,
but I don't know.
I didn't follow it like so.
So the crowd around his show did,
they actually looked at all the facts about
what he would have to do to break that bone and stuff.
But see, when you say you don't feel,
I can't really see this stuff be.
Yeah, I mean.
Like the way his neck was broke,
they said he couldn't do that from the hanging,
the cameras were off, the arm security guards.
He was on suicide watch, just decided to walk away for a certain amount of time.
It's all weird.
I just don't mean that at all that I like.
I don't follow those things because I always just assume it's all conspiracy.
But when I hear like smart people who actually follow it go, you're out of your mind at what?
Because Rogan actually with things, it's crazy to think that he did kill himself and Rogan does a lot of
Rogan does a lot of research so I was like but we said we don't do a lot of research as much as I do
they they're all out there though and crowd like all when it comes to the Epstein it's all out
that we need to defend him like he's stupid yeah well no it's no but it's not stupid to do
well you also not but you know but I can also see somebody like that killing themselves
Right, so like you have nothing to live for you're never getting out of jail
You go from being this super rich guy with everything island and all that and now you're never going to what you're gonna be in solitary confinement
No, no, just give up names in the names. No, I can see him killing himself. I can see a human being saying
Well, they probably when they did the autopsy all that all that stuff and they said, that's when you're like,
is this guess?
What?
What's that?
The autopsy, like, the way his neck was broke,
they say it doesn't make sense to the way he herself.
Like, when actual people that don't have a dog in the fire,
like, well, from our viewpoint,
is that what did the autopsy, the official autopsy say?
It's interesting.
Because there's no doubt this guy was involved in something in the highest
Corners of power right but should and who everyone be more alarmed
We have got one name from the book he has of all the names
How that's not on the news every day like Tucker says how nobody's talking about that anymore medical examiner dismisses
That's about Epstein autopsy the medical examineriner who ruled Jefferson's suicide immediately pushed back Wednesday against
the suggestion by a long time forensic pathologist hired by Epstein's family, that some of
the evidence indicates homicide.
Chief medical examiner Dr. Barbara Simpson said she stands firmly behind her findings in the
August autopsy report, which ruled Epstein hanged himself in temporarily quells much of
the speculations around the financiers' death.
Conspiracy theory is about Epstein's death were rematted after Dr. Michael Baden, who
was in the room for Epstein to autopsy and has been called as an expert witness in high
full profile cases, spoke about it in an interview Wednesday on the TV program Fox and Friends.
Baden's comments suggest Epstein's family might contest the autopsy results in future
legal proceedings.
As he was found dead in a cell, blah, blah, or the bedsheet around his neck.
He'd been held there since July.
Okay.
Baden said that the injuries found on Epstein's body, including fractures to his larynx
and hyoid bone were extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and more consistent with homicidal
strangulation.
There's evidence here of homicide that should be investigators see if it is,
or isn't a homicide, he said.
Baden, who was in New York City,
chief medical examiner in the 70s,
said he hasn't seen the type of neck bone injuries
Epstein suffered in a suicide in 50 years
of death investigations.
He cautioned though that his observations were not conclusive.
Sans and Quigley responded to Baden's comments saying,
I stand firmly behind our determination
in the cause of death.
Okay, other experts said injuries to the high-oid bone Biden's comments saying, I stand firmly behind our determination in the cause of death.
Okay. Other experts said injuries to the high-oid bone do happen in suicidal hangings.
And while not common, I'm more likely to happen in hangings involving older people at
steam with 66.
Samson said no conclusions should be drawn from a lone injury or piece of evidence.
In forensics, it's a general principle that all information from all aspects of an investigation
must be considered together. Everything must be consistent and nothing can be inconsistent. No
isn't. Yeah, so you know, it's cloudy. Yeah, it's cloudy. Yeah, I the person the state elected
investigate, of course, of course, here's what I think. And then when they hire an independent one,
which obviously they have a bias, They're saying it wasn't suicide.
So that's where you can see how people come to conclusions there.
The other thing is, I don't see, it's not surprising someone like that with kill themselves.
That's all.
So if you said, if we did know he killed himself, I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
You have nothing to live for.
You're going away forever.
And you're, I yeah, that makes sense. You have nothing to live for. You're going away forever. And you're a nice guy.
I think it all makes sense.
A, he has nothing to live for, kills himself.
B, they don't want to talk and get a lesser sentence
because he has all the full list.
Well, the largest powerful people in the world.
And we don't need to name him anymore.
We don't need like who?
Nothing's released.
Is that not weird to you?
Well, we have a list, but who are they?
They have traffic.
But they're not releasing.
Okay, but let me ask you this is that because very rich
people paid off who they had to pay off so to pay off politicians FBI got
it witnesses people who are going to come forward you need a witness you need
women who said I was drunk because if if that book is in the custody of the
government it wouldn't be in the government that's just a flight log that's a
flight log and who's at the island no no no that's different that got
released we know those names we're talking about the actual log his black book
that they found in his apartment but even that is just names you need witnesses
who say I was trafficked I was raped I was whatever none of those women
so it'd be very easy to go to those women and go hey hey you can do that or
you can you can make $5 million.
How's that sound?
That's probably what happened.
I think the five million.
Yeah.
I would imagine.
It's not,
because all of them hire lawyers
and the lawyers are the ones that reach out to them.
Yeah, and they want the money,
but it's just weird.
Is it not weird that the cameras just happen
to turn off the time he was murdered?
Yeah.
The guards just happen to go on break.
Yes.
A lot of weird shit.
All that's just, oh yeah. Well, that's why. That go on break. Yes, a lot of weird shit. All that's just oh, yeah
Well, that's why it happens all that's why people are like what yeah
Yeah, it is weird very weird. Yeah, it's all strange and it's possible
No, both both sides are possible. That's why it's up for debate
Haven't forbid the government should be transparent and gives the list of the name. I always go with the the least sexy
Theory all this is acting. Yeah, it's all sexy and gives the list of the names. I always go with the least sexy theory.
I always call this a sect of them.
Yeah, it's all sexy, but I always go with the least sexy.
Like, just kill themselves, you know.
Yeah, but you know, I had sexy and we didn't,
that nobody do this, no one asked those guards to take a break.
No one asked those guards to turn the camera up.
Why would they do that?
Yeah.
If you didn't commit suicide, why would they do that?
Yeah.
Or maybe there could be this other thing. Maybe they told, Hey, dude, if you don't do it yourself,
we're going to do it. We're going to take a break. We're going to turn the cameras off.
You do what you want to do. Yeah. And he was like, cool. Say it like that. There's that
too. That's another theory. I think that he had to have been connected to probably massage.
Like, you know, like Israeli intelligence. Clton's, wait, what were you saying,
Chen?
We could have been, you have?
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Great events?
Yeah.
I mean, it's weird he had a painting of Bill Clinton.
Well, Clinton is on that in English book.
Wasn't he?
Wasn't Clinton a regular?
Yeah, yeah.
You think he was getting laid?
No.
It's all a little dicey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think he was getting laid? No. That's all a little dicey. Yeah.
You guys want to play another game? That was a fuck island. That was fuck island.
That was fuck boy island. Yeah. That's you want to talk about the real fuck boy on.
That was fuck boy island. Yeah. Let's play another game. All right.
Well, this is what Brennan said, which probably do for the next episode.
I did. What is that? What are those shoes? I like those shoes play this game. No, so it's just a continuation from the other name So I'm just gonna give you some faces, some pictures of some Asians that are in Hollywood.
Right, so you might recognize it from
different TV shows and movies,
but just guess what they are.
So what, what, what, what are the only choices?
I mean, because honestly,
you should probably take your magic mind
before you do, you need all your cells here,
all your brain cells, all your brain power.
I remember, you're making me.
We're gonna play a game.
We're gonna play a game.
We need our full brain power.
No yo-Asians, no yo-Asians.
No yo-Asians.
All right, let's say this is when I want,
when I want to feel,
this is when I want to dig deep in my Asian psychopedia,
get yourself in a state of mind.
Get yourself in the state of mind.
No your agents, bro.
Do you mind magic?
Neutropic veneer.
Five hours of energy right here. I don't
Neutropic benefits no
Retropic benefits. Yeah, it's not known for energy, but
Yeah, you also get that flow
Don't say five hours energy either the right that's the actual product right you're right
It's good though delicious
Right, right. It's good though. Delicious. And cheaper than coffee. Cheaper than a cup of coffee right there. So you need try it. And
Macha has more antioxidants than anything else on the planet
apparently. Macha. Alright, give it to us. Alright, so first of all,
so the only the options are Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean,
Japanese, Filipino. I love it. And so there might be multiples of some
So just go ahead and just guess what they are. Let's do it. All right. Here we go
So this is back in the day if you remember 21 jump street
Well, yeah, one of the first Asian guys. Yeah, that's he's other Vietnamese. He's Filipino Filipino one of the other so pick one Filipino
I'm gonna go with Filipino. So they're both Filipino. If you can remember, this door's Filipino.
All right.
Next one.
He's Korean.
Korean.
Wow.
All right, next one.
I know my Koreans.
There's white in there, but also,
yeah, that's the,
you can't give me like a,
there's a heavy white there.
No, she's straight up what she is.
She's straight up?
What was the list again?
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say Korean Japanese Chinese Filipino Chinese. Okay. All right. That's a good. That's the round face
I'm gonna say Korean
I'm gonna say Korean round face around face that gives away every time. Oh, I'm gonna say Korean
I'm gonna go down the line here one more. Okay. No with multiple more Korean Korean
He's funny. All right. Here we go Korean
Ooh
Japanese
Interestings the hair. I'm saying Korean the hair. It's the hair. Okay, so certain things do it for me, man. Next one
Chinese
Chinese very Japanese
Chinese. Chinese.
Very hot.
Japanese.
That middle one, Japanese, baby.
That's the same person.
That's how you were.
That's how you were.
When you guys are right here.
Last one.
Chinese.
That's Japanese.
That's Chinese.
When you guys are right here too as well.
All right, so starting from the top,
I don't remember them all, but, uh,
so this is Dustin Nguyen from 21 John.
I was fucking God.
He had me.
Vietnamese.
He's Vietnamese.
I said Filipino.
Yeah.
I know.
Second one, John Cho, Harold Akumar, you know this guy.
He's been in a bunch of movies.
He's Korean.
We got that one.
So I think you guys got a area.
Yeah, that one's easy.
This is Las Laga, one of the biggest Filipino stars, Filipino stars in the world.
It's a Chinese. I don't think she's pure Filipino. She's pure. Yeah. I remember her from
way that she's not. I'm telling you, come on, Brian. Don't argue in the
Philippines. Okay. Uh, so this is Randall Park, Korean. I think you guys both got that right.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is Seemulu. That's a Chinese. Chinese. Yeah.
Chinese. Canadian Chinese. You said, you said Korean I said Chinese, right? You say Chinese? Yeah, what?
Canadian Chinese.
You said Korean.
Are we sure he's not ethnically?
Hey, it's Canadian.
You're gonna fuck up the game if you keep questioning these guys.
I wanna look up his actual nationality.
And we'll look it up after the last season, right?
Says screeching the podcast the whole right now.
Let's go it after.
Brenner's right about this.
This is Tamantamita from Karate Kid.
She's Japanese. Oh, she is? Yeah, she's Japanese. She can kick me in my karate.
Yeah, even at her age right now. This is Zeng Zee. She's Chinese. Got that one right. Yeah, the Jackie Chan moves. I just
Arroy, dude. Actually Brennan did pretty damn good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good with faces. Copa, can you just go back to that guy?
It's right there and look up his parents?
That guy can be anymore choice. I might win this one. No. Oh
You said Chinese
Can be more Paris Chinese. I don't know why you argue with China. There's Chinese gets sorry
Yeah, all right, but that was damn good though. You guys did really well. Well, I did. Thank you, sir
They are probably from the border of Korean China.
Yeah, no, that's why it's a difficult one.
But it's even more about Epstein or Asians.
It's hard to tell with Asian faces man,
especially like, no no,
because I try to do other Asians
other than Chinese Japanese,
but there's not.
Oh, no, you get in the weeds with it.
There's not enough celebrities there.
I don't know like,
monk celebrities or Mongolian celebrities.
It's hard to find.
It's hard to find.
Well, yeah, let's get back.
Let's talk on wood that it happens.
Lost is on the rise.
Yeah, lay ocean.
Yeah, all that stuff.
But yeah, so there's that game.
I think I got one wrong.
That's very good.
That was good, Brian.
That's that man, Prattie.
Very good.
Not racist.
Not racist.
Hashtag not racist.
What's this?
Hashtag Brian's racist. Texas man. Oh, this is wild. So, races. How's Jack not racist? What's this?
How's Jack Bryan's races?
Texas man.
Oh, this is wild.
So yeah.
Did you see this video?
No, I'm doing this.
Okay, so this Texas dude, there's two guys that are trying to get into his building or
his apartment and they said that they were going to try to fix his filter or replace his
filter.
He knew it was something was up and then I'll just play this video right now.
Got the tattoo on the neck gives him a way that's like
He's got a little he's acting bad yeah all that stuff and he knows there's a key the yeah has to know there's a camera there
Yeah, that's why he's doing this yeah, dude. I would I would think so too like he looks like he's
Any looks nervous, but he's also got a glasses on
Like he looks like he's any looks nervous, but he's also got a glasses on
He's yawning. He's a little she's out here hard days work fast word it. I
Would have opened the door you would that? I know what you can do.
No, no, no, no, no, yeah, we're taking the air to the gym.
Oh, no, it's home right now.
We're out of the way.
This guy must know people are after all.
What do we do?
No, the sketch just has street smarts, but I know what the hell was up.
He knew something was up.
And now this burglar knocks on the door across the side.
And now he's like banging it with his legs.
Tears of heat.
With his homie.
Shit.
And this is in Texas, by the way.
Tell me the guy is a gun.
Yep.
Boy, the old donkey stop.
Well, he just killed his neighbor. That's not fair.
He has a terrible shot.
That's the only problem with this.
So yeah, so the guy, the burglar, the pretender to be the air filter replacement guy, that's
him.
He did have a gun on him.
So that's why the homeboy shot him from the inside know Did he get shot? He didn't get shot they're getting landed nothing and this is a guy that shot him and this guy reminds me so much of a
A guy we worked with at showtime Melka Kevin. Oh, yeah, they're both hairy. Chats are Kevin
Bro you missed though
You have the same you have the same shot as the guy from Pulp Fiction.
I know, look at the door.
It has all the marks.
It's more the same stuff, but.
He needed to come take my air filter.
Air filter.
But I knew it was a lot because last time we had tried
to get our maintenance to get our air filter changed,
they told me they can do anything.
So I guess you should say he tried to play the part but he lied twice whenever
he talked to me he told me someone came to check the air filter earlier and
then he had said oh no I'm here to check I'm here to check your air filter so
I just I felt suspicious about it anyways plus he had on a I guess he looked like
a traxuit he had on blue set,
sweatpants, put the flag.
Blue Dan Dan.
Dude, this guy is such a trip when you watch the entire,
it's too long, but it's super fun.
But no, he does apologize, he goes, yeah, I messed up.
It's my neighbors, he goes,
I could have, luckily the neighbors left 20 minutes
before that happened.
I think it was the kids or nothing.
And dude, he should have hollow points, not like actual.
He should also take some shooting lessons.
I mean, scared the guy away, could just,
look at all the good polls.
I know, no, it's like notes on a shoot.
He was shooting to kill.
Yeah, I mean, they were trying to,
they were literally trying to get in his house with guns.
Oh yeah, that's what you gotta do.
You gotta do it, man.
Yeah, you gotta, yeah.
Terrible shot though.
Terrible.
He just played it.
I don't know if we wanna go to, No, man. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Terrible shot, though. Terrible. He just played it. This.
Um, I don't know if we want to go to,
no, we don't have to skip this one.
Okay, let's skip this one.
We don't have to get flagged for this.
Who cares?
So this, remember, we talked about this,
this, the, the coach that made out with the player,
not a coach.
He's like, you see how things get exaggerated?
He gave you a little pack.
No, so it, there's a twist here.
So the, now this guy who's the
federation is suspending him, I think for 90 days, he's him and the federation
are, he and FIFA are trying to sue that girl because they're saying that she
initiated it by picking her face by picking her picking him up first. And then
she said, he's claiming that she said that she was can you know what do you call it not consent consent consent you to
the kiss beforehand and it was like you fork and all this is all
stupid he would have wasted a time and energy time let them just
have their day yet he got so he got really excited
cracked on the lips now he was like oh I'll be weird he's getting a little bad but she's still against it she said that Now, I feel like, oh, She's an asshole for calling out,
like I did not consent.
Jenny was the one who lifted me up.
I told her to forget about the penalty
and I said to her, a little peck and she said, okay.
That's what he's saying.
Why don't we say a little peck?
Well, I don't know.
The whole thing is weird.
He's an asshole.
It's just also weird.
Like don't kiss your player.
Yeah, that's why I'm like, yeah,
why don't we kiss your.
So like you're in the moment and you're just like,
you know, you're just like, you know,
I'm like a kiss. It's sucked though though or they're just human and that just it was the moment and like shut up
I don't want to talk about this move on so it says here though the Spanish Federation said it would take legal action over what it called
Hermoso's yeah, and their assholes
The girls the girls lies. What are ways to town? They're all assholes. Everybody's an asshole
Everybody sucks.
That's what I said.
You picked one side and know your backpack.
Now I think everybody's an asshole.
Fuck all of you guys.
All right, so this one I thought was kind of crazy because I didn't, I thought those
just rumors, but apparently Bill Murray really did date Colise.
Legend.
For a while.
And she's bodied up.
She's bodied up.
She's curvy like the paying a duck.
Oh boy.
And she ever. But apparently they broke up. That's curvy like the paying a dog. Oh boy, yeah.
But apparently they broke up.
That's too much.
They're still cool with each other.
That's too much in the trunk for Bill.
Yeah, Bill.
Oh, bless her.
72, she's 44.
All right.
All righty.
Oh, this is for Brennan.
So this artist, apparently,
somehow he has parts
of Charles Manson's hair and also his ashes.
Wait, that's the art though?
Yeah, that's the art.
Let's say I'll buy a piece with Jesus.
You can get something terrifying.
It's not for sale though.
But you can see it in Pennsylvania at an art exhibit.
Oh, I'd go to that.
That's the artist that tracks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, so there's ashes that puts inside that little shrunken head.
Oh, it's just a tear.
And they put it in a tattoo, too, to a guy, Helter Skelter.
People got a Helter Skelter tattoo?
People.
It says they're here.
But it's not the first time people were obsessed with the mass killers.
No.
I'm obsessed with the certain killers.
The whole nature of the air serial killers is over though, man
They're they give them two cool names. They stopped doing that, you know
With the hillside strangler lit night stocker lit
Manson the family lit. They're always super interesting, but yeah, but now it's that those days are over They're serial killers right now, but you know like small date killer, you know how do you ever tell you the story about how Todd Phillips finances first movie
Small day killer. You know how do you ever tell you the story
about how Todd Phillips financed his first movie?
It's such a genius idea, it was before internet and stuff.
It just have some new serial killers.
Contacted John Wayne Gacy in jail.
And he had John Wayne Gacy paint a picture of a clown.
Go look up hated, look up the documentary hated,
and you'll see a picture of a clown on the poster.
John Wayne Gacy.
He had John Wayne Gacy draw clown.
Draw clown, self portrait.
Okay. Which one is it, bro?
It's called hated.
And it's, but just Todd Phillips.
Todd Phillips Todd Phillips. Yeah
I'm a is it that?
Yep the murder junkies. Okay, that's one poster by Todd but there was another poster
He raised money by getting John Wayne Gacy and he made a copy
of a thousand of them and sold them
for like a grand each or something.
I can't remember him and raised $100,000.
He's such a fucking genius.
And John Wayne Gacy, so he used to have to talk
to John Wayne Gacy on the phone, okay?
And he would, I think it's hated,
but can you look up another documentary
by Todd Phillips, it might be the other one? But he, he- Well, it's a Todd Phillips there's another documentary by Todd Phillips.
It might be the other one.
But he- No one said Todd Phillips hated.
So he literally-
That's been Todd Phillips, John Wayne Gacy.
So check it out.
So he-
Yeah, take a look at this.
There it is.
Yeah, John Wayne, yeah.
That's what?
I don't know where it is.
But if you go back to the news, see John Wayne Gacy help out those.
I'll talk to you guys, Chris.
Get his Chris down.
But Brian wants a pickthroat.
Yeah, that's all right.
I mean, Todd's such a genius.
And he hates that serial killer shit, but he had to talk to him on the phone all the
time.
And John Wayne Gacy had him, he said, okay, you got to fill out this questionnaire for me.
And it was a questionnaire that he had prepared for Todd about what he
kind of food he liked as a kid, what he looked like, all the stuff.
You made everybody do that.
And Todd was like, Jesus Christ, but he painted it and sent it back to him. And then he took
the painting and, yeah, and sold a thousand on the in the village voice, put it in the
village voice.
He can't do that. These don't such a fucking thing.
So they're killing us, can't make money boys New York. Yeah, you can't do that these don't such a fucking skill is can't make money after crimes. Yeah
Well, he made money off it. He made the money, you know
I
Mean this is the one that pops I think that's the one. I think that's the one he did a terrible drone
That's not the one actually he showed me what it was. It was a clown. He showed me what it was that he sold it
He sold out to Village Voice.
You guys wanna talk about this?
This is like pretty big in the news.
I'll succumb to more of the,
he's given the bit of the stone coal or the rock.
It's Donald Trump's mug shot.
Yeah, could that be more of a,
I'm like literally, he's like, I'm gonna get you.
This picture, they should frame it and call it revenge.
You know, you're selling it on his web.
He hasn't posted on Twitter forever right there.
He posted this with merch.
You know what I mean, people are doing that.
That's what I was like me though.
To hold a selling that as a rash guard,
they can't keep them in,
they sold every one of them out like immediately.
Everybody wants that.
It's crazy to me how insanely popular.
Did you see him when he went to the hood?
They showed Biden going and they showed him.
Oh my God, dude.
No, this is recently.
I mean, not, they went nuts for it.
As much as I was expecting more out of it.
They should just call it Mochot Revenge.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
That's like an AI drawing.
So they're comparing it to Martin Luther King's looks as well. Very strange to compare.
But whatever.
I can't believe Britney Spears got fucking the warrant.
Who cares about that?
The guy doesn't get any dime either.
I was in the pre-nut. He doesn't get a dime.
Back to training, my man. He's a personal trainer. He's like, I don't die, neither. I was in the pre-nut. He doesn't get a dime. Back to trading, my man.
Yeah.
He's a personal trading.
He's like, I got no money.
No.
He could, apparently.
Can you imagine?
Like, then he starts to realize you're like,
she might be just so bad shit, crazy.
He was like, oh, I see what the dad had around that locked out.
This bitch is crazy.
Like, you start seeing this stuff and you're like,
did her Instagram videos not give it away for things and fans like oh she's just acting crazy
She can get out of this conservative ship or she's given a signs to help her when we help their match
It crazy that adds like I told you down as is
She literally might not be all there like that's then that's she might suffer from real. Oh, they they had a Logan Paul's on
Flagrant and the he used to he was talking to Logan about Dylan Dennis.
And it's a good interview because Dylan Dennis, he posted a video today.
I don't know where he gets this stuff, but it's not AI or nothing.
The video he posted, it's her time out how she has sex in a few days, how she's craving
it and wants ween or whatever.
So, Shultzie asked Logan, he was like, how she's craven it and wants ween or whatever. And so, Shultzi asked Logan, he was like,
it felt like house of house life.
He's like, it's all good man.
That's why we signed up for the fight.
Like he's dealing with it well.
He's like, some were kind of funny too.
And then, they got winning in this would be Logan Paul.
All the way to the bank.
I think if Logan Paul Box is Dylan Dennis,
I'm putting all my money on him Paul.
Yeah.
But then also also it's not
a no disrespect, but Dylan says he has a picture. It's like a super promiscuous picture of her probably
hooking up with the dude and Logan's like I sat down with them. Just mean him no one around and he's like I think
you're full of shit, you know the picture and then Shultz is like, did you ask your girl though? He's like,
yeah, I was, do you know what he's talking about? I have no idea. So then Logan's like, can I
told Dylan this? If you do have that picture,
my fiance's not aware of it, that's a crime.
Because if it's her performance,
some sort of sexual act,
and she didn't consent to that,
that'd be a crime.
That's where he vans porn.
Yeah.
So you're saying you post that, you go to jail, dude.
Yes.
So he's already set up,
yeah, he's like,
he's already set himself up.
So if you were to post that,
which I'm not aware of,
she's not aware of,
she doesn't condone it.
He's already on record.
If he does that too,
I'm gonna lose all respect for Dylan Dennis.
Like that's fucked up to do to somebody's wife.
That could be the mother of his future children.
Like I totally, totally am against Dylan.
Dylan was saying,
I think it's an outrage.
He was saying he was gonna post it while he's walking out.
He's gonna have somebody like on a timer.
If he does that, that's fucking disgusting.
These kids, man, there's just no rocks.
I don't get it.
It's so low class to do that.
It's also a crime. It's also a violation of somebody's privacy. It's every revenge porn. It's all shit.
It's all shit. Like if I say you a dick pick and then you posted it, well, I was a film.
You get more followers. I would be worth it. Yeah. But yeah, that time. So I'm I'm'm I'm totally against that like I and with every five
or a day. I don't I still there's no need for it. I hope he doesn't keep doing it. Like you've
done it. No, it's already. It's already. Yeah. It's hard for me that now the video post
more you got six million views at night. I'm not gonna fuck you know. So it's like you
think it would die down. But but if you if you want to be that person then okay, but I agree.
I don't like it. I don't think there's any need for it. Hopefully the fight happens. But it's supposed to be the coming events.
It's made bigger than the main event.
KSI and Tommy Fury, nobody's talking about it.
Everyone's talking about Dylan Dennis.
So he did his job and that's what Logan said.
He's like, this is why I had signs of the deadline.
We're talking about it.
Yeah, he's like, I knew he's going to be the ultimate troll
which he is.
I don't know if he expected this much,
but this is what Dylan's pretty good at social media. It's just like, I knew he was gonna be the ultimate troll, which he is. I don't know if he expected this much,
but that's what Dylan's pretty good at social media.
It's just toxic, man.
I just don't like it.
Look, if Dylan Dennis gets in there with his gloves
and fights him, I wanna see that,
but apparently I heard, I didn't know this.
Dylan doesn't show up for a lot of fights.
He has fallen out of his...
He has fallen out of a few fights.
But falling out or just doesn't show up.
Like he wouldn't not show up every day.
For whatever reason he falls out.
Yeah.
Wow.
I hope it happens.
He's got to be.
I'll watch.
Yeah.
Is there a video of him practicing training for it?
Dylan or not?
I don't know.
Nor do I care.
I'd rather watch the videos of Logan's girlfriend
than him training.
What, where's your money on this fight?
I mean, Logan's bigger too.
I don't care about size, it's just skill.
It's Logan Boxes, Dylan's and Boxes.
Oh, I pay for it though.
Take my money, Logan.
Dylan's gonna make a lot of money if he shows up.
Yeah, big time.
He's gonna lose a lot, apparently lose a lot of money
if he doesn't show up too.
Yeah, he has in the stipulation of the contract, right?
Yeah, he's gonna lose his pay.
But Logan already said like,
he's got in half a spend a lot of money. Okay, but Logan already said like he's got
in half a million followers off of this.
So like he already made his money back
if he did pull out.
Yeah, and if he does pull out, then Mike Perry steps in
when she gets really dicey for,
that'd be a bad idea.
That'd be a bad idea.
Is that a chin?
You want more? Are you good?
Listen man, the thing about me, I'm always ready to go. We're in Covina. Covina. Covina homes.
Uh, this weekend, uh, come see me in Salt Lake City Friday, Saturday, guys. Guys can't wait.
Great club. King Center, Saturday, September 23rd in Melbourne, Florida, then I go to
Waukegan, Illinois the next day, Genesee theaters, Sunday, September 24th.
But we are gonna be before that,
September 8th, LaFactory, and Covina,
we got two shows, that's a Friday, I believe.
Friday, yep.
Then you and I get out of plane the next morning.
We're going to Austin.
Austin, doing New Me Sam Tripoli.
Sam, the great Sam Tripoli.
Great Sam Trip. by the way I
I got I just addressed on the podcast, but
when I said that
Ray Epps may not be a fed
People got you to join yeah, I mean did you look into it? I did, but he's gonna be
He's still he's a fool. Well, he's gonna be charged by the justice department
So they are gonna bring charges against him.
What I was trying to say is that make sure you know that
before you destroy someone's life, that's all.
I don't know anything.
I don't follow it.
It's against the Epstein thing.
I don't follow it closely enough.
Some people will show what Sam,
let me be looking to a tad, right?
I look into it a little bit, but.
I think just do some research.
So you have points to argue on.
No, we do.
That's why we had some good arguments.
We had some good arguments.
So me and Brian, Kovina, California,
that's Friday, September 8th, September 9th.
Fighters, get back together.
Yep, back together, first time in a hot second.
September 9th, we have the fight command
with Sam Trip, we have Mr. Joe Rogan,
Cal and myself, spoke in, watching my favorite club,
spoke in, comedy, September 21st,
the 23rd, then Brian Irons, Kankfess,
I think we're doing stand up there.
We're also doing a live final, the kid I hear.
How are we?
I think so.
All right.
Then, how do you say, Chen?
Dubuque.
Dubuque, Iowa, is October 13th through the 14th.
Right now, one show Friday, one show Saturday,
Niagara Falls, November 4th through the 5th. Right now, one show Friday, one show Saturday, Niagara Falls, November 4th through the 5th.
And then those tickets just went on sale
so they didn't update that when it's on Friday.
And then Chicago just recently added December 8th
and 9th.
Chicago Ambrough?
No, I mean downtown Chicago.
Okay.
Downtown Chicago, go back for me, Chin.
What, oh wow, why do you use that picture?
Let me see that picture.
The comedy bar.
Go back, Chin. Let me see that picture. The comedy bar. Go back, Chin.
Let me see that picture, that's great.
Either way, we give a speech and hold.
Chicago is December 8th and 9th, that's Friday,
two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.
But Spoken watching, you're up next.
I, kids, love you, we're out.
Love ya, we're out.